Scene First.–
Grounds of Sir Walter's House.
Enter 1st and 2nd Servants, armed with guns, R.
2nd Servant.
It's useless asking Master Sneed his meaning.
Our business is obedience.
1st Serv.
Verily.
But evening's closing in, –the wind grows cold!
The outward man feels ill at ease–the nights
Are dark and moonless.
2nd Servant.
What for that cares Jabez?
Our orders are to watch the whole night through
That none may enter, nor yet quit the house.
1st Serv.
Belike Sir Walter, as a man of war,
Delighteth in precaution; or dost think
He has intelligence of some foul plot
Of the malignants?
2nd Servant.
Like enough, since Jabez
Swore us to secrecy, and bade us let
Our watch be known to none–only if any
Shall make attempt to enter or go out
We are to seize him, and in privacy
Give Master Sneed advice.
1st Serv.
Ay, thou shalt seize him,
And I'll give notice in the house.
2nd Servant.
Why, man, thou'rt not afeard?
1st Serv.
Verily no, good William;
I am provided well with carnal weapons ;–
My gun is doubly loaded–peradventure
'Twould do more service, though, upon occasion,
If I should add another charge? There's room.
2nd Servant.
Thou hadst better give thyself a charge of this.
(shewing a bottle)
1st Serv.
What is it?
2nd Servant.
Brandy.
(presenting flask)
1st Serv.
(drinking)
Thou'rt a goodly youth!
I will keep watch beside thee.
2nd Servant.
Nay, my post
Is in the young plantation, by the window
Of the Bower Chamber–thine the house's front.
1st Serv.
'Tis ill-devised. Alone, we shall grow heavy
And, peradventure, sleep–I'll stay with thee :
So can we hold some profitable converse,
Strengthening from time to time our natural man,
And keeping guard with better vigilance;
Else were we undeserving trust!
2nd Servant.
This way then.
I own I've no dislike for company,
And here's enough for both !
Holding up flask–Exeunt, L..
Enter Captain Baroque, R.
Captain B.
Vat a diable! De vind is change, and all is ready for de pauvre gentilhomme; but vere is de
petit garçon to tell him so? I say him, "Ven you see de vind, you soon see me–so look
out."
Enter Page, L.
Page.
Very true, Captain. So, having seen the wind, as you would say–me voici!
Captain B.
Dat is de good littel boy.
Page.
(indignantly)
Little boy, forsooth!
Captain B.
Vell, vell, big man den–as you vas be some day, if you grows a good deal first–aha! Come,
all is ready! Vill I go to de lady?
Page.
You go to my lady, you sea-horse! I'd have you know, sir, none but gentlemen of
condition approach her! The very sight of you would make her
faint. Why you look like a Polar bear, and smell like a stock-fish–Pah!
Captain B.
Very well, littel boy! (half aside) I vas put dat insult in de bill! And now
dépêche toi, make haste, for I vas not like to be found here. Dey peutetre take me for a spy,
and hang me–vich désagréable–I vas put dat peril in de bill, too!
Page.
Why, upon my honour I think if old Jabez Sneed were to catch you, nothing would give him
greater pleasure.
Captain B.
Jabez Sneed! And who vas Jabez Sneed?
Page.
Oh, only our old steward; who, I doubt not, would think the blood of a Frenchman a
sacrifice of a sweet savour!
Captain B.
Aha! I vas remember him–Jabez Sneed–I vas put Jabez Sneed down in de bill, too. Oh, for
certain, Jabez Sneed–I must charge for all my dangers.
Page.
Mercy on us! I shall ruin poor Lord Arden if I stay with this purse-sucker any longer.
There, good fellow, keep thyself out of sight in yonder shrubbery, and I will go arrange all
with my lady. I need not bid you lie close. Remember Jabez Sneed. Ha, ha!
Exit, R.
Captain B.
Ay, ay! I vas remember Jabez Sneed–no fear–I vas charge two louis more for Jabez Sneed. He
vould like if he vas hang me. Aha! lucky I vas take de precaution to bring viz me some littel
marchandize– mouchoirs–bijouterie–parfumerie–just in case dey vas catch me; den I vas pass
for vat dey call pedlar; and my English so remarkable parfait, nobody vas never suspect me
for nosing as a native.
Exit, L. 2 E.
SCENE THIRD.
Outside of Sir Walter's House–Night-lights down–the window of one of the rooms showing
among the trees, L. C.
Enter Page L. 3 E.; Jabez follows cautiously.
Page.
Where's my brave Captain gone? Lord Arden's ready,
And only waits my lady's last farewell–
Mercy! who's coming?
Enter Sir Walter and 1st and 3rd Servants.
Jabez.
(seizing Page)
Lo! Behold, Sir Walter!
Here's this incarnate mischief on the watch!
What dost thou here?
Page.
I–I–I–I'm in love,
And walk by moonlight.
Jabez.
A transparent lie!
There is no moon!
Page.
I'm waiting for it!
Sir Wal.
(sternly)
Peace!
(Page about to go, R.)
Boy, do not stir–move not a foot. And you–
(to Jabez)
Put on your hounds upon the scent.
(stands rigid in expectation)
Jabez.
(up c., having motioned to the Servants who go off into the plantation, R. 3
E.)
Sir Walter–
Sir Wal.
Silence! My ear can bear no sound–thy voice
The least of all. The night owl or the raven,
Were as sweet music to it! Enter Servants with Captain Baroque, R. 3 E.
Come, what find you?
(impatiently yet without turning)
Page.
(aside)
Oh, my poor Captain!
Jabez.
This way; Drag him on!
Now spoke I truth? Look here!
(then looking at the Captain, pauses astonished)
Sir Wal.
(crosses c.–after a moment's hesitation, turning and fixing his eyes on
Baroque–starts)
Why, what is this!
What scarecrow from the fields have you brought hither?
Speak, man, what art thou ?
Captain B.
(R. C.)
Vat you mean sare–scarecrow? I am von honest littel tradesman, you call pedlar, vid pretty
trinkets. Ah, see! Vill you buy?
(producing & box of wares)
Sir Wal.
What unimagined foolery is here?
You, sir!
(seizing Jabez by the arm, and dragging him apart)
Is this what you have sought to fright me with?
This bale of dirt–this bundle of gross foulness!
Is this the–the–Ha! ha! (laughing convulsively) I could go mad
With very laughter! Speak! Is this the plaything
You would accuse my wife of toying with?
Speak, wretch!
Jabez.
My marvel is no less than thine.
I do confess I know this fellow not–
Belike, some thief––
Captain B.
(overhearing)
Tief! Tief yourself, old man! I fancy tief take tings out of de house, not bring
dem into it–fine tings like dese. (points to his box)
Page.
Nay, Master Sneed–
(crosses to SNEED)
Captain B.
(aside)
Oh, dat is Jabez Sneed?
Sir Wal.
Answer me, fellow–what is't brings thee here,
Prowling about my house at night?
Captain B.
I begs your excellence vas pardon me; but I vas told come very privately–de gentleman vat
vant me–Jabez Sneed–vant buy some pretty tings for pretty housemaid, and nobody to
know–aha!
(PAGE and SERVANTS burst into shouts of laughter)
Jabez.
(thunderstruck)
Thou man of lies–
Page.
(laughing, L.)
Oh, Master Sneed a housemaid !
Jabez.
Sir Walter–
Sir Wal.
Silence, sir! This fellow's story
May ask more search. Take him within the house,
I'll question him at leisure–and till then
Let none have speech of him. Stay!
(to Servants)
You have watched;
There's for your pains.
(giving money)
And do not think it strange–
They told me thieves were out–'twas a mistake.
Give it no further tattling–go!
Exeunt Servants and Captain Baroque, L. U. E.–Jabez crosses to R.–Page lingers.
Now, sirrah!
Tell me, shall I most think thee fool or villain?
Jabez.
(sullenly)
Sir Walter, who this knave may be, 'tis true
I know not–but to this I will be sworn,
I saw a man–a man of courtly seeming–
By every outward mark, a gentleman,
In the Bower Chamber. (pointing to the window) There, this very day,
While it was barred to you.
Sir Wal.
What? Wilt thou dare
Still to persist––
Page.
(bursting into a loud laugh)
Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!
Why, is it possible? Why, Master Sneed!
Did not you know me?
Sir Wal.
Thee!
Jabez.
A lie again!
Sir Wal.
Peace! Interrupt him not.
Boy, tell me all;
Confirm this, and I'll heap upon thee favours
Past all thy youthful fancy ever dreamed.
'Twas thou?
Page.
A foolish fancy, sir–to see
How I should show as a smart cavalier.
I donned a flowing wig and a plumed hat,
And strutted some five minutes to a mirror
With great complacency–
Sir Wal.
(to Jabez)
Did'st see his face?
Jabez.
I will not lie! His back was turned to me;
But 'twas a man, and that I'll die upon!
Sir Wal.
Thou did'st not see him? 'Tis all clear as day;
And I am made the fool of thy perversions.
Away! ere I forget my knighthood and thy years,
And do thine age some violence. (crosses, R.) She's pure!
Spotless as new–born infancy; and I
Only less vile to listen to thy slanders
Than thou to utter them. That chamber–
Jabez.
(laying his hand on Sir Walter's arm and pointing to the window, upon which the rising
moon begins to shine)
Hist!
(a figure appears in the room indistinctly)
Page.
(aside)
Confusion! I must warn them.
Jabez.
(catching and holding him, L. c.)
Stay! we'll have
No masquerading more. Methinks, Sir Walter,
The room's not quite so desolate.
Sir Wal.
(hesitating, R.)
Well–well?
She said to-morrow. What more natural
Than that to-night–she should–
(the figure of Lady Eveline appears in the moonlight near the window)
Jabez.
(whispers)
Look!
Sir Wal.
(agitated)
Yes; well?
I said so. What's in that? It is herself!
Jabez.
(to Page who struggles to get away)
Stand still, boy–or I'll put my dagger in you!
(Lord Arden is seen to join her)
See there–aha! Now–now spoke the dog truth!
Look here, sir. (dragging the Page forward) Here's the other–here he
stands–
The pleasant cavalier!
Sir Wal.
(gasping)
'Tis a mad dream!
My overwrought, distempered brain breeds shadows!
Jabez.
(pointing)
To both of us alike then. Dream you not
She locks his hands in hers?
(they are seen to do so)
Do you not dream––
Look! look! she––
(Lady Eveline is seen to throw herself on her brother's neck)
Sir Wal.
Ah!
(utters a cry and falls senseless)
Jabez.
Alas, poor gentleman!
(going to raise him)