MeTV I Hate A Mystery S01E10 A rash of thefts breaks out in the camp. Missing pieces include Frank's silver picture frame, Margaret's hair brush and Trapper's watch. The camp is searched and everything is found in Hawkeye's locker. Gomer The House Guest S04E06 Andy takes Gomer in after Wally fires him for not doing his job right. Gomer proceeds to drive Andy, Aunt Bee and Opie crazy with all of the noise he makes. A Black Day For Mayberry S04E07 Andy and Barney are to protect a shipment of gold passing through Mayberry. It's critical that they keep it a secret, but Barney spills the beans immediately and soon all the town knows. The Gorilla S08E06 Elly and Jethro both want a gorilla to help out around the house, so Jed asks Drysdale to get them one. Drysdale hires a man dressed as a gorilla to scare the Clampetts, but it fails. They put their new gorilla, Herby, to work doing chores and dress him in old clothes. Mr. Kelly, the man in the gorilla suit, wants out of the deal and gives his suit to Drysdale. Not Guilty S03E17 Sam Drucker calls the law when he discover $300 is missing from his safe. With the investigation pointing only to Frank Nitti, Eb is finally charged when he shows up in a car he paid $300 for and can't recall who gave him the money to buy it. Watch The Trains Go By S04E19 Hogan arranges for Burkhalter's sister to keep Klink occupied, so he can leave camp and blow up a train. Klink's Old Flame S04E20 Hogan uses the car of an SS man who's just married Klink's old girlfriend and is honeymooning in Paris, where Hogan needs to pass radios to the underground. Guests Steve Lawrence And Tim Conway In The Talk Show, Steve fights for control of his talk show from his obnoxious guests. Then, in Cobumble, the gang parodies "Columbo" with Steve as Peter Falk. The Case Of The Silent Partner S01E06 Harry Bright and Chuck Clark were once best friends and business partners, until Margaret entered the picture. Margaret, a young woman on the make, entranced Chuck into marrying her. When Margaret is found shot to death, Harry is arrested. The Lateness Of The Hour S02E08 The daughter of an inventor objects to their "perfect" home, where they are waited on by faultless robotic servants. Safe Conduct S01E21 Suspense and romance fill the travel of an American reporter returning after a visit to an Iron Curtain nation. Place Of Shadows S01E22 A man looking for revenge goes undercover in a monastery but things do not turn out the way he planned. The Open Web S06E08 Mannix lends a hand to a police lieutenant who's pursuing an escaped mobster into the Santa Monica mountains. Scream Of Silence S01E05 Young Charles Lassiter has been kidnapped and the crime seems to be an inside job. But when Charles escapes, he must be silenced before he can reveal who the kidnapper was. Terror On A Quiet Afternoon S06E21 The heir to a fortune makes trouble for the woman who jilted him. Sorry Doctor, I Ain't Taking No Shots S07E08 Dr. Craig mobilizes an effort to inoculate the whole valley with flu shots, but a hillbilly family with a stubborn patriarch threatens to ruin her plans. Uncle Joe Runs The Hotel S07E23 Uncle Joe takes over the Shady Rest and is almost run out of town for allegedly tossing out an old man for not paying rent. What Happened To Shorty? S04E17 When Shad Heller visits the Clampetts, Jed asks what happened to Shorty Kellems, but Shad doesn't know. Meanwhile, the Clampetts are having food stolen from the root cellar. They decide to investigate during the night and catch Shorty in the kitchen having a snack. That Old Black Magic S04E02 Granny believes that Mrs. Drysdale has turned herself into a bird after she said a few zodiacal words, which Granny believes is black magic. Granny does what she can to change her back to normal. We're On Our Way To Rio, Protek The Weakerist, A Dream Walking "Popeye and Bluto travel to Rio where they meet Olive., Olive asks Popeye to walk her dog, but he's embarrassed by Flyppy., Popeye and Bluto are awaken from their sleep by the sound of Olive Oyl sleepwalking." Little School Mouse, The Flying Bear, Tom-ic Energy "Jerry teaches Nibbles how to outwit a cat., Barney Bear is in the Army Air Corp as a mechanic but he decides to take a small plane out for a ride and ends up having some trouble with other flyers., A high-speed, energetic Tom chases Jerry throughout the city." The Reluctant Recruit, Plumber Of Seville, Astronut Woody, Andy Panda's Pop, Hyde And Sneak, Hunger Strife, Woody Dines Out "Woody unknowingly joins the Foreign Legion, thinking he's signing up for a free vacation., Hercules noisly fixes the pipes at Carnegie Hall during a performance, falling in love with a female harp player in the process., Woody mistakes a rocket headed for the moon for a luxury treehouse., Andy Panda's Pop tries to fix his own roof, to disastrous results., Inspector Willoughby tries to catch a jewel thief named Vampira Hyde, who takes pills that transform her appearance., Ranger Willoughby insists Fatso go on a diet and not accept food from travelers during tourist season., Woody mistakes a taxidermist's shop for a restaurant and gets trapped by the owner!" What's Up, Doc?, Trip For Tat, Crockett-doodle-do, Sahara Hare, Fast Buck Duck, Gopher Broke, What's Cookin' Doc? "Bugs Bunny gets a call from "Disassociated Press" asking for his life story. Bugs has flashbacks about his life growing up and the different steps in his acting career., When Granny goes on a world tour with Tweety, Sylvester joins them as a stowaway. It becomes a chase around the world for the little bird. , Foghorn tries to teach the brainy chicken, Egghead Jr., about the great outdoors., Bugs Bunny takes a wrong turn on the way to Miami Beach and ends up in the Sahara Desert. While in the desert, Bugs upsets Yosemite Sam and causes him to be pursued., Desperate and down in the gutter, Daffy hears of a millionaire offering a great job position. He only needs to get in to the house to get the interview, but the bulldog just won't let him in., The Goofy Gophers get their vegetables taken from them when the farmer harvests them. A dog guards the harvest so the Gophers barrage him with their attacks., Bugs Bunny tries to change the minds of the Academy Awards voters when they award James Cagney an Oscar instead of him. " The Night Of The Tartar S02E19 President Grant gives orders to agents James West and Artemus Gordon to deliver prisoner Rimsky to Vladivostok, Russia, in a prisoner exchange for American vice-consul Millard Boyer. When Rimsky dies in an escape attempt, Gordon assumes his identity. The agents are drugged en route and when they come to, led to believe they're in Russia. West is imprisoned and forced to reveal Rimsky's whereabouts. His captors tie him to a stake while saber-swinging Cossacks ride straight for him. Still in disguise, Gordon meets Rimsky's contact Sazanov, in an effort to uncover the Russians' racket. The Janet Hale Story S04E35 "After losing one of her children in an accident, a woman is bitter with the wagon train and plans to turn back east, while her husband wishes to continue west. Hale, trying to persuade her to continue on, tells her the story of his own trip west with his family and the ensuing tragedy." The Murdered Party S01E10 Jarrod defends a member of a ne’er-do-well family on a charge of murder, even though the main witness against him is Heath. Gold Train: The Bullet: Part 3 S17E14 Unable to operate on Matt's bullet wound, Doc puts him on a train en route to a specialist. However, the train is hijacked by bandits out to steal its gold shipment. Journey Remembered S05E08 Ben finds an old journal that he kept while in a wagon train travelling from St. Joseph, Missouri, to Ash Hollow. As he is reading it Ben remembers the journey he undertook with his wife, Inger, and a young Adam. The Sharpshooter S01E01 Lucas McCain and his son, Mark, arrive in North Fork, New Mexico. Looking to start a new life, they come across a ranch that is to their liking, which is for sale. Lucas enters a Turkey Shoot in hopes of winning the down payment for the ranch. Home Ranch "Two hired hands of a wealthy cattleman, who has been using the ranch for grazing his cattle, demand that Lucas move out. When Lucas refuses, he is beaten and dragged and then the ranch house is burned down." Incident Of White Eyes S05E27 Favor and Hey Soos rescue Domingo, Lt. Carter and the Butlers from a runaway stage. They make to a stage station and fight off indians. The Unforgiven S03E08 Retired and wealthy General Crommer is dying. He asks Padadin, who holds an old grudge against him, to do him a favor. He asks him to take a message of forgiveness to another man who hates Crommer. A favor which might get Paladin killed. The Fourth Headstone S01E09 When Josh escorts a beautiful woman to a trial that could see her hang for killing her husband, her lover and a foreman, she uses all her seductive charm on him. Back To The Woods, Tassels In The Air, No Census, No Feeling, Sing A Song Of Six Pants, Love At First Bite, Shivering Sherlocks "Set in colonial times, the Stooges are convicted criminals who are banished from England to the American colonies. When they arrive, they find that the colonists are starving because the local Indians won't let them on their hunting grounds. The Stooges go hunting any, and after a wild chase, are captured by the Indians. They escape and another wild chase ensues. , Moe pretends to be trendy interior designer. , The Stooges witness an armed robbery and are brought in by the cops as suspects. After passing a lie detector test, the boys are freed but are now the only ones who can identify the crooks. Meanwhile, their friend Gladys has inherited a house in the country and the boys go with her to inspect it so she won't be gypped when it's sold. The house turns out to be the crook's hideout, and when they abduct Gladys, the Stooges must rescue her. , The Stooges get jobs as census takers and wind up in a fancy mansion looking for people to survey. Moe and Larry are recruited to join a bridge game, while Curly adds Alum to the lemonade. The resulting concoction is consumed by everyone, resulting in puckered lips and shrunken clothes. The boys next try to take the census at a football stadium. They disguise themselves as players and wind up in the middle of the game. Curly runs off with the ball and all the other players in pursuit. , "The stooges are tailors, and are heavily in debt to the Skin & Flint finance company. When the boys read about the big reward for a fugitive robber, they think it could be the answer to their problems. The bank robber conveniently ducks into their shop and leaves a suit with a safe combination. After his girl friend fails to retrieve it, the robber returns with gang and a wild fight ensues. The boys miss out on the reward but wind up with the crook's bankroll and can pay their creditors. " , The Stooges reminisce about the girls they met overseas while in the military. As they wait for the girls' ship to arrive, they get drunk and Shemp winds up asleep with his feet in a tub of cement. After sobering up, they free Shemp with a dynamite blast that lands them at the dock where their sweethearts are waiting. " The Crawling Eye "A series of decapitations on a Swiss mountainside appear to be connected to a mysterious radioactive cloud." The Joker Is Wild S01E05 After the Joker escapes from prison, Batman and Robin search for him, certain he'll attack. However, Batman's secret identity is in jeopardy when the Joker finally surfaces. The Paradise Syndrome S03E03 After having his memory erased on a planet with inhabitants resembling Native Americans, Capt. Kirk is declared a god. Meanwhile, a deadly asteroid is headed toward the planet and the Enterprise must get back to it and Kirk before the imminent collision. The Ripper S01E01 Kolchak argues that a serial killer is actually Jack the Ripper. The Mechanical Men S02E28 Little mechanical men capture both Dr. Smith and the robot, switching the robot's personality with that of Smith's. With their new "leader" at the helm, they plan to wreak havoc on the Robinson's camp. The Invaders S01E20 A man-like creature preserved via suspended animation for 20 million years is taken aboard the Seaview from the ocean floor. The Secret City Of Limbo S02E18 The Earthlings stumbles upon a miniature teleporter which gives access to the secret city of Limbo, whose inhabitants have hidden from the dictatorship of the surface people. Revenge Of The Gods S01E07 Tony and Doug materialize near ancient Troy just before the last battle between the Trojans and Greeks. The Ransom S02E15 Vincent is summoned when an alien outpost is discovered at a ski lodge. Swords And Quests "Walt races to find Matt whose life is threatened by an evil fantasy game." Model Students (s3, ep) The gang takes over the student store but business is slow, prompting Zack and Screech to secretly take photos of the girl's swim team! Running Zack (s3, ep) When Zack needs help with his failing grades, his teacher enlists the help of a tutor, who, like Zack, is Native American. Zack learns about his heritage but doesn't want to go to a rally when tragedy strikes. House Party (s3, ep) Screech's parents leave for Graceland. While they are gone the gang accidentally breaks his mother's Elvis statue. With only a little money, they decide to hold a party to get a new statue before his mother finds out. Jessie's Song (s3, ep) Jessie is under pressure with midterms and her own singing group so she turns to caffeine pills, ignoring Slater's warning that the pills are hazardous to her health. The Fabulous Belding Boys (s3, ep) If the gang fails a test in an obnoxious teacher's class, they won't be able to go on a class field trip. On the day of the test, however, the teacher doesn't show, so Belding's brother, Rod, takes over. The Glee Club (s3, ep) The gang joins the Glee Club, but soon the friends lose their pep. Jesse catches Lisa's cold, Screech makes a fool of himself in front of his girlfriend's parents and the gang's singing is totally off key. Her Sister's Shadow S03E10 Tired of being in Marcia's shadow, Jan is determined to do something that Marcia never did. She tries the pompom squad, and then an essay writing contest, where she wins first prize - or does she? Click S03E11 Greg wants to be on the football team, but Carol is against it, fearing that he's going to get hurt - which of course he does. Can he and his camera still find a way to help out the team? Guess Who's Coming To Christmas S02E11 Fonzie tells Al the story of the time an unexpected visitor turned Howard Cunningham's plans for a traditional family Christmas upside down. Angels Of Mercy S02E02 Laverne and Shirley become hospital volunteers, or "candy stripers," and have a hard time as newbie nurses. Opie's Ill-gotten Gain S04E08 Opie is given a bike after bringing home a report card filled with straight As. He soon discovers that the high marks were a mistake. The Black Wig S01E26 Lucy plays a black-wigged temptress to test Ricky's fidelity. The result makes her see red so she schemes to get even. But she won't divorce him. Ethel agrees: "Yeah, stay married to him," she says. "That'll teach him." Junior Fire Chief S04E34 Beaver decides to run for junior fire chief and, to his surprise, wins. However, as soon as he's elected, he lets the responsibilities go to his head and begins issuing citations to not only his family but his neighbors as well. Beaver's Frogs S04E35 Beaver wants a canoe and makes a deal with Ward: If Beaver can come up with half the money, Ward will pay for the other half. So Beaver, comes up with a way of making money by selling frogs. However, little does he know that the man who's going to buy the frogs, uses them for class dissections. The Sheik S04E03 After entering an oil deal with Jed and O.K. Oil, the Sheik befriends the Clampetts, giving Jed four of his dancing girls for wives and tries to get the beautiful Elly May as one of his wives. Jed tries to give the girls back, while Jethro tries to enjoy some of the Sheik's life, mainly the company of his beautiful dancing girls, after selling his cousin. The Private Eye S04E04 Jethro continues his fantasy of being a double naught spy by getting an office at the bank. When two bank robbers arrive, who are interested in that office because it is above the vault, they make Jethro believe they are from London headquarters. And Then There Were None S03E13 One by one, the castaways mysteriously disappear. All About Eva S03E14 A drab, plain-jane woman lands on the island seeking privacy. But when Ginger fixes her up, she turns out to be a perfect double of Ginger and takes Ginger's place. Where There's Smoke (s3, ep) Mama is running for president of the Church Ladies League, but things go terribly wrong when Bubba harbors a buddy—who's escaped from reform school—in his room. Fly Naomi (s3, ep) Naomi wants to be a flight attendant. Dear Beverly A famous self-help writer ignores her husband. Meanwhile, a soon-to-be-divorcee's estranged wife has a bombshell in store for him. Snoopy, Come Home "Snoopy leaves Charlie Brown to return to his original master." Unequal Partners S08E06 Archie must delay his weekend fishing trip with Barney when Edith announces that she has invited people from the SunShine Home to attend an elderly couple's wedding at 704 on the same day Archie planned to leave. Edith's 50th Birthday (part 1) S08E04 Before Edith arrives home, Gloria and Mike teaches Archie the plan for Edith 50th birthday surprise party which will be taken at 6 o'clock at the Stivics house. Edith comes back home while Archie and the Stivics leave to decorate the house for the party. A sudden knock at the door reveals a cop. Edith welcomes the policeman inside the house who claims that there's a rapist in town but he slips out that it's him. Edith is held at gunpoint and pushed on the couch. The rapist slowly strips Edith! Before it can go any longer, the phone rings. The rapist orders Edith to get rid of the caller as soon as possible. When she does, Archie knocks at the door, wondering why the hell the door is locked. The rapist hides himself in the closet and once again orders Edith to get rid of Archie. She does as quickly as possible. Still stranded in the house with the armed man, they suddenly smell something burning. It was the cake which Edith previously started to bake. They rush to the oven where the room is just smoke. When she it pulls, she tosses the hot cake in the rapist's face and rushes outside the kitchen door, but he stops her. She knees him in the groin and exits as soon as possible out of the front door and interupts the party, running into Archie's arms. Edith's 50th Birthday (part 2) S08E05 When Edith tells the story to the family in tears, Gloria and Mike believe she should report to the police while Archie fears Edith will be the one going to jail. Two weeks later, Edith is still ironing sheets for no reason and keeps running upstairs when someone knocks on the door. Gloria tells her dad to give her some TLC (Tender Loving Care). But while he does so, Gloria gets a call from the policemen asking her to identify the rapist. Edith is afraid, but with convincing, Archie takes Edith to the police station. Archie's Grand Opening S08E07 On the eve of his grand opening, Harry quits Archie's bar when the bigot bosses Harry around. Helpless, Edith and the Stivics come on time and gladly decide to help out. With a great crowd, Archie faces more problems; Mike can't get the right mixes, Edith sings, the guys are after Gloria and not only that, Archie's boss at the loading docks arrive where Archie quits, upseting Edith. Guest Alan King In Sleep No More My Lady, Carol comes home from work, just as Tim gets up to leave, and the two must coordinate in their small apartment. Then, in The Reunion, Carol reunites with a high school friend and tries to convince her she's happy. Finally, in The Session, Carol visits a psychiatrist for the first time and meets a preoccupied analyst. Guests Ruth Buzzi And Jack Gilford In Censorship, Carol and Vicki cut lines from a sketch so they don't offend anyone. Then, in Carol and Sis, Carol suspects Harvey is having an affair after he gets into an automobile accident. Finally, in Snow White - Fifteen Years Later, Carol plays an aged Snow dissatisfied with her Prince Charming. A Nice, Friendly Game Of Cards S03E18 While playing cards with the District Attorney, Rob realizes too late they're using his trick set! Happy Birthday And Too Many More S03E19 A birthday party for Richie turns into a mess. Here Comes The Bride S04E22 Ralph's advice to a lodge brother on how to be head of the household has his wife (Alice's sister) in tears. The Trouble With Templeton S02E09 An aging actor longing for the good old days is given a sobering glimpse of the past he holds so dear. Night Of The Owl (s1, ep) A man blackmails a couple by threatening to tell their adopted daughter the truth about her birth parents. Come Watch Me Die S01E17 While working as a farm hand in a small Nebraska town, Kimble witnesses the arrest of a local man, named Bellows, whom is suspected of a double murder. Kimble finds himself 'deputized' by Deputy Bowers to help transport Bellows to the county jail, along w Commandante S04E06 Father Dominguin leads a democratic revolution in his country, but a local insurgent, Carlos, and an international revolutionary working for the far east, Juan Acero, have taken him prisoner and usurped the movement. Human Bomb S01E22 An engineer sets out on a suicide mission against his former employer. The Jade Story S01E10 More than $200,000 worth of imperial jade is reported stolen. Friday and Gannon determine the burglary was an inside job. The Big Shooting S01E11 A police officer is shot while making a routine check on a pair of paroled convicts parked near a liquor store. The Hit And Run Driver S01E12 Friday and Gannon use newspapers, radio and TV to publicize their clues to the identity of a hit-and-run driver. Van Nuys Division S06E07 Malloy returns from vacation sporting a mustache, but finds it difficult getting his colleagues to accept his new look. On patrol, he and Reed respond to a small plane crash by a drunkard that critically injures his young son, investigate the theft of valuable stamps from a mansion, search for a jewelry store armed robber with the aid of a talented witness, deal with a very unlucky purse snatcher and interrogate an evasive department store shoplifter with a big surprise in her purse. Training Division S06E08 While assisting in a tactics training course, Malloy and Reed meet Officer Wells' new partner, an overconfident probationary officer who seems destined to put himself and his colleagues in danger. On patrol, they deal with an unconventional bank robber, come to the aid of a motor officer who is injured during a traffic stop and investigate a credible bomb threat at a grocery store. Tooners Pick The Toons Ii "You know them, you love them, and now you’ve picked them! Bill and Toony show the cartoons handpicked by our incredible viewers!" Beaver Goes In Business S04E36 Beaver and Gilbert begin a lawn mowing business and plan to go door to door in seach of lawns that need to be mowed. However, shortly after they venture out, Eddie gives the boys some advice that leads them into trouble and Gilbert to bail out of the business when their first client appears. Kite Day S04E37 An upcoming father-son kite day has Beaver getting all excited when Ward agrees to participate with him. They do a great job building a kite together but when Gilbert talks Beaver into testing it out, the kite crashes and falls apart. This leaves Beaver with the duty to tell Ward just what happened. The Case Of The Singular Double S04E04 Mason is accused of obstructing justice when he defends a woman who had faked her own suicide by running an empty car off a cliff. It seems as though the police found the body of another woman in the wreckage. The Victim (s4, ep) Matlock tries to prove that someone other than his client had a motive in a murder case. His best bet? The victim's paraplegic husband. Frenzied Affair S06E04 Althea places herself in harm’s way trying to help one of her students, a disturbed and violent young man; after he is implicated in a murder case. The Pin-up S07E18 Ben has a new camera and takes pictures of Erin that becomes a pin-up No Tomorrow S17E16 Ben Justin must try to clear his name of false charges. The Quality Of Mercy S05E09 Joe struggles to understand whether his friend was right in killing a dying man who pleaded to be put out of his misery. End Of A Young Gun S01E03 Lucas is forced to give refuge to Will Fulton, a young bank robber who was injured while saving Mark's life. The Marshal S01E04 Micah Torrance, a once famous lawman, is introduced as a drunken derelict who stumbles into North Fork. Micah, nursing an arm crippled in a gunfight, is hired by Lucas to help out at the ranch. Three outlaws ride into town looking for revenge against Micah. Wagon To Fort Anderson S04E36 "Flint comes across four survivors of an Indian massacre, the two Ellison sisters and two Carder brothers. One of the sisters is deaf and mute. The brothers are the only survivors of their Army unit. The older brother, Joe, wants to desert and take advantage of the situation in order to break away and look for gold. The younger brother, George, is simple-minded and good-hearted but loyal to the older one who raised him. Flint tries to lead the four to safety, but Joe Carder tries to mislead the Ellison sisters into believing that Flint is leading them into danger." Insomnia S03E08 A boat has an explosion en route to the marina. John obsesses about the lack of night runs and can't sleep. A man and his son are injured when they swerve to avoid a dog. Doctors race against time to save a marijuana smoker dying of an unidentifiable malady. A worker is pinned in a loading dock by a semi. A man and child fall into a gravel pit. Germ Warfare S01E11 Hawkeye moves a wounded North Korean soldier into The Swamp, rather than let him be shipped out before he's stable. During the night he and Trapper play Dracula, and siphon off a pint of Frank's blood. The soldier then contracts hepatitis, so they have to test Frank without him knowing, and have to keep him away from Margaret and the patients. Edwina S01E13 The nurses go to extreme lengths to find a date for Nurse Eddie—they won't go out with anyone until Eddie gets a date. The men draw straws, and Hawkeye is the big loser, especially after Eddie nearly kills him in a scene resembling teenage "mating" rituals. Love Story S01E14 Radar gets a Dear John recording from home. Hawkeye and Trapper try to set him up with a date, but fail. Radar is taken by a new nurse at the camp and she is into poetry and music, so they coach him. Margaret wants to stop the relationship, so Hawkeye and Trapper get between her and Frank until she relents. Radar's "Ahhhh, Bach!" and "That's highly significant" quotes win him the girl. Tuttle S01E15 Hawkeye creates a fake doctor, Captain Jonathan S. Tuttle, to give supplies to the local orphans. Henry wants Tuttle to be officer of the day, so Hawkeye creates a fake personnel file, and all his back pay is given to the orphanage. When General Clayton wants to reward his generosity, Hawkeye is forced to invent a story about Tuttle jumping from a chopper without his parachute! A Date For Gomer S04E09 Gomer is asked by Andy and Barney to take Thelma Lou's cousin, Mary Grace Gossage, to the Chamber of Commerce dance. Up In Barney's Room S04E10 After being kicked out of Mrs. Mendlebright's boardinghouse, Barney becomes suspicious of the man who takes his room. Our Hero, The Banker S08E14 Lance Bradford has started working as vice president at the Commerce Bank, though he really isn’t doing anything helpful. Everyone at the bank, except Drysdale, is excited to get Jet Stream working at the bank. Jethro sees how the girls at the bank react to Lance’s Air Force uniform, so he goes out to get a four-star general uniform. When Lance visits, needing a new account, Jethro tells him he’ll put his whole allowance in the bank if he sets him up with the girls. My Husband, The Rooster Renter S03E05 Mr. Haney rents Bertram the rooster to Oliver for fifty cents a day. Unfortunately, he's a "pecker", not a "crower", so he also gets a chicken named Alice. Oliver then sets about getting a phone installed in the kitchen (though the line won't be connected for three months), the plumbing and roof fixed, and electricity via a rickety power generator. Mr. Douglas also meets his county farm agent, the absent-minded Hank Kimball, who takes some soil samples for analyzing. Up In Klink's Room S04E21 Hogan gets himself sent to the hospital so he can get information from a wounded agent. The Purchasing Plan S04E22 Hogan and crew are ordered to deliver airdropped ammo to the underground. Guests Tim Conway And Kay Ballard In Service Station Attendant, a bank robber stops for gas, only to be served by a slow attendant. Then, in The Luncheon, girlfriends fight over who should pay most of the bill. Finally, in The Dater's Game, a parody of "The Dating Game", a male stage manager assumes the position of one of the female contestants after he ruins her dress. The Case Of The Angry Mourner S01E07 Carla Adrian is having trouble fending off amorous neighbor Mark Cushing. When another neighbor hears a shot and a woman's scream in Mark Cushing's cabin, it's not long before the police discover Cushing's dead body and arrest Mrs. Belle Adrian. A Most Unusual Camera S02E10 Small-time crooks end up with a camera that takes photos of events five minutes into the future. The Perfect Murder S01E24 Two twisted brothers scheme to speed up their inheritance by killing their aunt. There Was An Old Woman S01E25 An old and eccentric woman is targeted by a crooked couple who think she has a lot of money stashed away. Cry Silence S06E02 A former priest who heard a murder confession hires Mannix to find the killer. Fool's Gold S01E06 The townspeople of the deserted city of Julien, create a conspiracy by using stolen money as a means to make their area look like a boomtown again. Coronado Triangle, The S06E22 The vanishing of boats and their crews may be caused by supernatural forces. Plane Crash S01E23 A crashed plane leads to a murder and a kidnapping. The Big Bookie S01E13 Friday goes undercover with the department's chaplain in order to bust a gambling ring. Capture S06E09 The captain has ordered top priority be given to ending a rash of burglaries in the area, and all signs point to career criminal Reno West. Meanwhile, Malloy and Reed use their creativity to neutralize a vicious guard dog at the home of an unresponsive diabetic man, investigate the theft of a jade figurine from a mansion and respond to a domestic dispute. Hollywood Division S06E10 There's a new dispatcher on today's day watch, and while Reed can't stand her voice, Malloy sees the situation much differently. On patrol, they search for a hit and run driver who left a small girl in serious condition, investigate a break-in at a synagogue, deal with a drunk woman who is searching for her daughter and become part of a SWAT team attempting to neutralize a sniper terrorizing the movie studio from which he was just fired. Pinball Wizard "We head back to the arcade to celebrate the game of pinball. Try not to tilt!" Beaver's Doll Buggy S04E38 Beaver buys a rundown mini-race car from Eddie and needs to find a set of wheels for it. Beaver decides to ask Penny Woods if he could have the wheels off her old doll buggy but finds himself in an awkward position: pushing a doll buggy down the street. Substitute Father S04E39 Before leaving on a business trip, Ward asks Wally to look after June and Beaver and Wally does indeed. However, when Miss Landers hears Beaver swear at a bully, Beaver turns to Wally to handle the situation and be a "substitute father." The Case Of The Lavender Lipstick S04E05 A heiress to a cosmetics company is charged with the murder of the company's owner. The Gift (aka The Christmas Show) (s2, ep) Matlock defends a Santa accused of murder at a party populated by Saint Nicks, and plays Father Christmas to the defendant's daughter. My Name Is Hank S03E09 A young refugee claims to be the son of a Sparta cop who died in the war. But quickly becomes a suspect in a murder/robbery after he accepts a ride with the criminals who actually committed the crime. Gillespie looks into his story, while Virgil and the boys track down the shooter. Meanwhile, the young man’s presence triggers a surprisingly bitter reaction from Parker, who views him as a painful reminder of the war. The Attack S07E19 Ike has a heart attack and is hospitalized Hidalgo S17E17 After Matt is injured, he makes friends who must help him stay alive. Gabrielle S03E14 The Cartwrights find a loving home for Gabrielle, a blind 11-year-old girl whose parents were killed in an overturned wagon; but Gabrielle wants to live with her grandfather, a crusty mountain hermit who wants nothing to do with anyone, including his orphaned granddaughter. The Brother-in-law S01E05 Mark's uncle, Johnny Gibb, a big-time rodeo rider, comes to visit. While Mark idolizes his uncle, Lucas discovers that Johnny is on the run from the law for an Express Office robbery. Eight Hours To Die S01E06 Judge Burton seeks "justice" against the hangman who hanged his son; the judge who sentenced his son; and Lucas, the man who caught his son. When Judge Burton discovers that Lucas has a son, he decides that the best way to serve justice is an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a son for a son. The Don Alvarado Story S04E38 "A dying Spanish nobleman asks Flint to impersonate Don Alvarado to claim the inheritance for the rest of his family. This brings Flint into contact with the men who murdered the nobleman." Inheritance Tax S03E09 A child is trapped in a car under downed power lines. A stockbroker with heart problems is reluctant to be treated. An elderly woman that Roy and John treated the previous year dies and remembers them in her will. Dr. Early administers first aid to two young boys. A teenager loses a hamburger eating contest. The Paramedics treat a burn victim at an explosive fire. The Ringbanger S01E16 Hawkeye and Trapper operate on a famous Colonel - after discovering that he is particularly ruthless about sacrificing his men, they come up with a scheme to get him sent back to the states with a little unwitting help from Frank, Margaret, and a drunk Henry. Sometimes You Hear The Bullet S01E17 Frank throws his back out while spending the evening with Margaret, and ends up in traction. He promptly applies for the Purple Heart, having been 'technically' wounded at a frontline unit. Tommy Gillis, an old friend of Hawkeye's, is writing a book about the war, and pays him a visit. Dear Dad, Again S01E18 Once again, Hawkeye writes home to his father, telling him of the latest gossip: the camp gets a new surgeon, who turns out to be a fake; Hawkeye bets he can walk into the mess tent naked for lunch and no one will notice; and Radar cheats on his final exam. The Long-john Flap S01E19 The camp suffers from the severe cold, except for Hawkeye who has received some long johns from his father. They get passed around from person to person as a gift, a gambling stake, a trade, a bribe, stolen and given up to Father Mulcahy, who ends up giving them away. Citizen's Arrest S04E11 Barney gives Gomer a ticket for making an illegal U-turn, but then when Barney does it, Gomer has no choice but to make a citizen's arrest. Opie And His Merry Men S04E12 When Opie and his friends find a hungry man in the woods who tells them the story of Robin Hood, the boys begin to steal for the man. The Clampetts Get Culture S02E13 The Clampetts are having no success getting acquainted with their neighbors. Not to mention, the clan is having trouble with Mrs. Drysdale and Mrs. Potts. They decide to go back home to the hills, and when they go see Drysdale, they feel they are not wanted. Drysdale tries to clear everything up, and even has his Italian suit maker create a full suit for Jed, though Jed thinks the suit maker is trying to tie him up. An Old Fashioned Christmas S02E12 Sam Drucker is selling artificial Christmas trees that squirt "genuine spruce spray" from the top and ooze fake sap from the trunk. Oliver is horrified; he wants an old fashioned Christmas with a real tree, but first he must get a permit from Mr. Kimball to chop one down. After decorating a real tree on Christmas Eve, the neighbors drop by the Douglases for an evening of songs and Lisa's hotscake "fruitscake". The Prisoner's Prisoner S01E06 A British commando gives Hogan the assignment he failed at: blow up an ammo dump. Once done, Hogan uses a German general to find out where he is planning to attack. The Witness S04E23 Hogan faces a startling development: His captors are sending him to America to demand surrender—with a super weapon supposedly supplied by the Russians. Guests John Byner And Petula Clarke In The Old Folks, a couple reminisces over their keepsakes, singing "You're My Reason". Then, in TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parodies TV commercials, including S-inchester Cigars, Second Cup of Coffee, MacDougal's Hamburger, Rational Airlines, and Tidey. Next, in Alice Portnoy, Carol as a Fireside girl scout is kidnapped, only she's more than the kidnappers bargained for. Finally, in The Firing of Donald Duck, the movie studio decides to can the famous bird. The Case Of The Crimson Kiss S01E08 Fay Allison is getting married in a few days to Dane Grover. Her roommate, Anita Bonsal, is having a clandestine affair with a married man, Carver Clement. When Aunt Louise arrives early one morning to see Fay, she finds Fay and Anita both unconscious. Dust S02E12 After selling the rope for a hanging, a conscienceless peddler tries to sell the condemned man's father a bag of "magic dust." Whodunit S01E26 Arthur comes back from the afterlife to find out the identity of his murderer. Help Wanted S01E27 A man desperate for money takes on a strange job offer. The Crimson Halo S06E06 An attorney hires Mannix to discover who's trying to kill his client, a prominent surgeon. The Girl In The Electric Coffin S01E07 A search for a missing girl leads Frank into a case of murder and a romantic triangle when Cannon is hired by the child's mother. Blind Jeopardy S07E01 Barnaby must find a key witness to a murder hiding in a remote area before hit men do. Desert Copter S01E24 Highway Patrol pursues a ruthless murder suspect trying to escape using desert roads. The Subscription Racket S01E14 Friday learns about a scam artist with a novel twist: he uses an authentic Congressional Medal of Honor to solicit magazine subscriptions. Log 122 Christmas: The Yellow Dump Truck S01E13 On Christmas Eve, Reed and Malloy make rounds distributing police department donation packages to needy families, and pull many heartstrings. Log 46 -- Pilgrimage S03E11 It's Christmas Eve in Los Angeles, and Malloy and Reed track down a suspect who beat and mugged a rescue mission Santa, who later gets arrested himself. They also respond to an alcohol-related traffic accident that resulted in a fatality, help a penniless widow who has been detained for shoplifting and take part in the search for a young Native American child who wandered off into a mountainous area while her parents were asleep. Colorful Colorado Wally Goes Steady S05E01 Ward and June find themselves in the dark when they hear through the grapevine that not only is Wally going steady with Evelyn Boothby but that wedding bells may be heard soon. Meanwhile, Wally gets a different picture of marital life through Evelyn's sister and her husband. No Time For Baby Sitters "June, Ward and Wally are going out for the evening and not wanting to worry about Beaver, June calls a babysitter, despite Beaver's pleas against the idea." The Case Of The Wandering Widow S04E06 When a man accused of a murder is freed from prison upon newly discovered eyewitness testimony, it starts a chain reaction of blackmail and murder. Santa Claus (s1, ep) When a down-on-his luck Santa Claus (Tom McCabe) is accused of killing his avaricious landlord, Matlock finds himself defending the very unlikeable man. Discovery S06E05 Althea has trouble dealing with the violent death of a student. Young Megan Fowler quickly finds herself yet another dangerous boyfriend and they are soon wanted by the police. The Best Christmas S05E12 Olivia wants this Christmas to be the best ever Tara S17E18 Newly falls in love with a woman who could put him in danger because of secrets in her past. The Waiting Game S05E10 When Laura's husband, Frank, is killed, she decides not to reveal this tragic fact to her wide-eyed little daughter, Peggy, who is anxiously awaiting her daddy's return. Agreeing to help keep Laura's secret, Adam Cartwright finds himself falling in love with her. Duel Of Honor S01E07 When an Italian count arrives in North Fork, his strange attire attracts the attention of Groder, a town bully. Groder, trying to have fun with this stranger, destroys some of the count's currency, mocks him and tries to humiliate him. Eventually the count challenges Groder to a duel. The Safe Guard S01E08 Floyd Doniger comes to North Fork, looking to start a new life. He's got a steady job as the guard at the new bank and he's entertaining ideas of settling down on a spread of his own. The Captain Dan Brady Story S05E01 "Dan Brady, a colorful, boisterous and veteran frontier scout famous in the East, demands to be taken on as trail scout. Hale faces a dilemma as he will lose a freight contract necessary to finance the wagon train if he doesn't hire Brady." Zero S03E10 A woman screams for therapeutic reasons. When the paramedics are interviewed on a TV program, Johnny freezes in front of the camera and Roy must bail him out. A young boy attempts suicide by leaping off an apartment ledge at the hospital; the doctors suspect he may be an abused child. The paramedics rescue a man trapped in a doughnut machine and a child from a fire. The Army-navy Game S01E20 The camp tunes into the Army/Navy football game, only to be shelled and have an unexploded bomb land in the middle of the compound. They ring around trying to identify the bomb, and the camp prepares for the worst. Hawkeye and Trapper are left the task of following instructions to disarm the bomb. Sticky Wicket S01E21 Hawkeye and Frank argue over Frank's surgical ability. Hawkeye performs a difficult operation and the patient does not recover as he should. Hawkeye begins to doubt his ability and moves out of The Swamp. He decides to open up his patients again, and discovers a nick in the colon that even Frank admits anyone could have missed. Major Fred C. Dobbs S01E22 Frank's normal drone of verbal abuse upsets Ginger, so Hawkeye puts his arm in a cast while he is asleep. Frank puts in for a transfer, and after Franks tells Margaret he's leaving, she decides to leave as well. As a result, Col. Blake puts both Hawk and Trap on double post-op duty until he finds replacements for Majs. Burns and Houlihan. Cease-fire S01E23 General Clayton calls to say that a ceasefire is to be declared. The camp celebrates, Klinger gives away his dresses and locals start to take pieces of the camp. But Trapper does not believe it. Barney And The Cave Rescue S04E13 Barney is the laughingstock of the town after he mistakes the owner of the Mayberry Bank as a robber. Andy And Opie's Pal S04E14 Andy pays attention to a fatherless new boy in town, which makes Opie jealous. Buzz Bodine, Boy General S08E15 The Clampetts get a letter from Steve and Betty Jo Elliot of Hooterville with a picture of their baby. With all the great memories of Hooterville from their last trip, the family decides to go. Meanwhile, Jethro is still sporting his four star general's uniform, convinced he is an important figure. When he gets smart with Granny, she hits him with a skillet, so he heads to the base for breakfast. How To Succeed On Tv Without Really Trying S03E19 Boy genius Dilly Watkins improves farm life for Douglases with his new electronic inventions. Besides the barn door opener that works when Eleanor moos at it, there's the television camera that sends pictures of the cow to the bedroom set. Oliver doesn't realize the camera is transmitting to all the sets in the valley, turning him into an overnight sensation. The Big Dish S04E24 Hogan must destroy an anti-aircraft defense system designed by a beautiful English woman who may have defected to Germany. The Return Of Major Bonacelli S04E25 The Italian officer who studied under Klink helps Hogan photograph an air base. Guests Tim Conway And Valerie Harper In The Ham Actor, an obnoxious actress fills in for the sick leading lady. Then, in The First Blind Date, Valerie helps Carol woo her date. Finally, in The Oldest Man, Harvey's house is on fire, and the Oldest Man comes to his rescue. The Case Of The Vagabond Vixen S01E09 Hollywood producer John Addison picks up an attractive young hitchhiker. Far from innocent, she turns out to be a blackmailer and a witness to a murder with which Addison is charged. Back There S02E13 While discussing time travel among friends in 1961, a man suddenly finds himself in 1865—on the date of Lincoln's assassination. Portrait Of Jocelyn S01E28 A man finds his disappeared wife in a painting. The Orderly World Of Appleby S01E29 Lawrence Appleby will do anything to keep his antiques shop, even murder. Broken Mirror S06E07 Mannix is brought into the case of the kidnapping of a tycoon's wife. Dead Pigeon S01E08 A murderer has blamed his crime on a innocent cop and Cannon is out to prove who the real killer is. Dangerous Affair, A S07E02 A salesman murders a customer who was going to expose his corrupt business practices. Plant Robbery S01E25 Highway Patrol close in on robbers who are led by an explosive and unpredictable leader. The Big Gun S01E15 A Japanese widow is senselessly murdered, leaving her small daughter an orphan. Friday has a hard time controlling his emotions while seeking the killer. Northeast Division S06E11 Reed has full faith that an Explorer Scout volunteering at the station can repair his television set in time to watch 'King Kong,' but Malloy thinks he's crazy for letting a teenager work on expensive electronics. On today's patrol, they engage in a high-speed chase with a teenager on a modified dirt bike, investigate a report of a woman who may have buried her husband in their backyard, search for a female bank robber, deal with a group of women illegally protesting outside a supermarket and respond to a call of a robbery in progress at a coffee shop. If The Shoe Fits S06E12 While Reed is having his shoes fixed at the repair shop, the squeakiness of his replacement shoes is driving Malloy crazy. On patrol, they deal with a deranged homeowner destroying his own possessions, stop a cargo van whose driver misunderstands the meaning of double jeopardy, search for a young boy hiding in an industrial building about to be demolished and create a hostage situation after shooting a bank robber. Bills, Bills, Bills "Sitcom superstar Billy Gardell (Mike & Molly, Bob Hearts Abishola) hangs out with Bill and Toony!" Wally's Car S05E03 For $25, Wally buys a car and signs a contract with the owner knowing full well what he's getting, a car that doesn't start. Wally quickly finds himself with more trouble then he bargained for when the lemon becomes a fixture in front of the Cleaver home. Beaver's Birthday S05E04 Beaver has told his parents that he doesn't want anything big for his birthday and they decide to respect his wishes and give him a gift of money. Beaver also gets quite a bit of money from other relatives and finds himself debating on whether or not to spend it or put in the bank, like his parents suggest. The Case Of The Clumsy Clown S04E07 Two owners of a circus are trying to buy out each other. Both also are after a clown in the circus for the funds. The second owner is blackmailing him regarding his wife's second marriage. The Kidnapper (s4, ep) When Matlock is kidnapped, Michelle and Conrad go through Matlock's old cases to try to figure out who is holding him hostage. Random's Child S06E06 Lana Gillespie comes to Sparta to claim her inheritance, but is stalked by a mobster who dated her mother. Meanwhile Harriet encourages Bill to talk to his daughter, but Lana doesn't seem to be interested. Officer Randy Goode helps keep the bad guys at bay by playing them a little tune on the guitar. The Legacy S07E20 Ashley Longworth returns to Emily Baldwin One For The Road S17E19 Lucius's daughter wants her dad locked up so she and Tom can have his estate. Judge Broker thinks Mr. Prince is sane, and Mr. Prince proves he can be a dad. The Legacy S05E11 Adam, Hoss and Joe mistakenly believe their father was murdered. They split into three different directions to confront the supposed killers. In his heart, Ben knows his sons will not act outside the law; but he is not 100% sure that Joe will behave correctly. The Sister S01E09 Rebecca Snipe is returning to North Fork after a long visit away. Upon her arrival, Mark is smitten with her and gets it in his head to play matchmaker between her and his pa. New Orleans Menace S01E10 Tiffauges, a wealthy and sadistic Frenchman who is used to getting whatever he wants, decides he wishes to purchase the McCain Ranch. Tiffauges' lead man, Xavier, proclaims Lucas to be muy macho, and does not believe Lucas will give in so easily. The Kitty Albright Story S05E02 "Kitty Albright is a registered nurse who's stagecoach is attacked and destroyed. Flint agrees to let her use her new skill on the wagon train. She quickly becomes disturbed at the lack of hygiene and health in general around the train." The Promise S03E11 Responding to a vehicle fire, the firemen discover a catatonic mechanic; at Rampart the doctors are mystified by his condition. Roy lectures a woman who keeps calling the paramedics because she is lonely. A woman mixes ammonia with bleach and inhales poisonous gas. An elderly couple is trapped in their house by a bunch of tumbleweeds. Showtime S01E24 Captain Kaplan is to be shipped home, but becomes paranoid that something will happen to him before he leaves. He takes the wheel of the jeep to drive to Kimpo himself, but crashes and ends up in plaster. Divided We Stand S02E01 Brought on by Frank and Margaret's negative reports, General Clayton assigns a psychiatrist, Captain Hildebrand, to examine the 4077th M*A*S*H unit to see if it should be disbanded. Henry tells them to be on their best behavior, or else they will be split up. But the 4077th soon begins to act in their traditional, insane way. 5 O'clock Charlie S02E02 An inept North Korean pilot, known as 5 O'Clock Charlie, makes his daily attempt to bomb the ammo dump. Frank puts in a request for an anti-aircraft gun, which is granted when Charlie hits General Clayton's jeep. Frank takes charge of the gun, while Hawkeye and Trapper are determined to prevent him from using it, by getting rid of the ammo dump. Frank misses Charlie and destroys the dump. Radar's Report S02E03 Radar writes the weekly activity report: Hawkeye operates on a wounded prisoner who grabs a scalpel and attacks the doctors. Frank wants Klinger thrown out on a section 8, so Henry calls in a psychiatrist, Major Freedman. Hawkeye is attracted to a new nurse but thinks she is married. Trapper loses a patient who developed complications during the O.R. fracas with the wounded soldier. Aunt Bee The Crusader S04E15 Aunt Bee and most of the women in town rally against Andy when he tries to evict a much-beloved butter and egg man. Barney's Sidecar S04E16 Barney comes back from a police auction with a motorcycle and sidecar. After he upsets the whole town with the conveyance, Andy has to find a way to convince Barney to give up the bike. The Clampett-hewes Empire S08E16 Jed and Howard Hewes are preparing to get their airport deal all wrapped up, and Drysdale decides to come visit the famous recluse of a billionaire. He brings along Jane, who is dressed in jeans and an old sweatshirt to look like she has the simple touch, and his three secretaries to sing "Howard Hughes, We Love You." Arnold Ziffel, Boy Hero S03E20 Arnold is opening an account at the Pixley Bank when two robbers make off with a bundle of cash and the pig's five dollars. The pair hides out at the Douglases' farm, taking Lisa, Oliver and Eb hostage. Arnold makes off with their bag of money and takes it to the authorities while the clueless criminals force Lisa to make hotcakes for them. Happy Birthday, Dear Hogan S04E26 Hogan's men plan to surprise him for his birthday by blowing up an ammunition dump. Don't Forget To Write S05E13 Klink fails a physical and gets combat duty at the Russian front. Guests Ken Berry And Eydie Gorme In Carol and Sis, Carol and Vicki disturb Harvey while he attempts to finish his taxes. Then, in Salute to RKO Studio, the gang parodies classic films, including "The Pride of the Yankees", "Notorious", "The Outlaw", and "Quasimodo". The Case Of The Runaway Corpse S01E10 Ed Davenport fears that his wife is trying to poison him. Later, Davenport falls ill and blames her from his deathbed. After he dies, his body disappears. The Whole Truth S02E14 A peculiar Model A automobile compels a used car dealer to tell only the truth. Never Again S01E30 Karen has a problem with alcohol, one that leaves her wondering what happened the previous night. The Gentlemen From America S01E31 Howard Latimer accepts a peculiar bet: to spend the night at a supposedly haunted manor. Portrait Of A Hero S06E12 Mannix investigates the mysterious death of an Air Force pilot who died right before the presentation of an experimental aircraft. A Lonely Place To Die S01E09 A syndicate boss may just be next in line to be murdered when Cannon investigates a case involving a triple homicide. Deadly Sanctuary S07E03 A rapist terrorizes a resort where Betty is vacationing. Released Convert S01E26 A patient parolee decides the time is finally right to attempt the recovery of stolen money.