MeTV Tv Commercials / Friends / Lucky Lady / Old Folks, The In TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parody classic TV products, including Phyllis' Milk of Magnesia, and Hostel Cupcakes. Then, in Friends, Carol misinterprets a man's kindness as flirting. Next, in Lucky Lady, a poor Carol is pitted against a rich Vicki for the contest title. Finally, in The Old Folks, a grumpy couple waits in line for gas. The Case Of The Prodigal Parent S01E36 When Philip Larkin, the owner of an import-export company, is murdered, his step-father, Joseph Harrison, is charged. Once Upon A Time S03E13 A janitor living in the year 1890 accidentally activates a time traveling helmet, which transports him to 1962—and then promptly breaks down. The Dangerous People S02E39 Two travelers carefully watch each other, thinking that the other is a psycho escaped from jail. The Glass Eye S03E01 A shocking surprise awaits a woman who is about to meet her favorite star. Silent Target S07E07 On a fishing trip, Mannix has his car break down in the desert. Searching for help he stumbles across the headquarters of a modern day Murder Inc. Hear No Evil S02E11 Reporter Molly Stoner needs the help of her friend Frank Cannon. The police wants to take her in coercive detention. Molly affirms that infamous gangster Benje Canto has been murdered. Yet her source cannot be revealed. Desperate Pursuit, A S08E04 Betty's testimony in a trial puts herself in danger and gives her attention from an impressed reporter. All That Buzzes Ain't Bees S07E16 Uncle Joe's entry into the beekeeping business disrupts newlyweds Steve and Betty Jo Elliott. Steve's Uncle George S07E19 Steve's Uncle George visits the Shady Rest hotel and lives up to his reputation as a troublemaker. The Cat Burglar S04E19 The city of Beverly Hills is on alert because a cat burglar is on the loose. Elly is worried that this person will steal her cats and kittens, since he is a "cat" burglar. And Jane and Drysdale are worried that the Clampetts will get robbed, since they are prime targets. The cat burglar shows up at the Clampett mansion, posing as a detective to check the place out. Elly shows him the traps she has set. Mike and Bernie, the burglars, decide the caper here will be easy. The Big Chicken S04E20 After Granny mistakes an ostrich that Drysdale owns for a giant chicken, which she believes she caused by means of her "growing tonic" made for tomatoes, she tries to shrink it down to size and keep it a secret. She never does succeed in shrinking it back down to normal, so in the end Granny decides to enter this giant bird in the county fair. Let's Sing With Popeye, Aladdin And His Wonderful Lamp "Popeye sings his theme song and tells the audience to sing along with him by following the bouncing ball., Olive Oyl works for a movie company writing scripts. In one, she pictures herself as a lovely Princess and Popeye as charming Prince Aladdin." Much Ado About Mousing, Little Johnny Jet, Switchin' Kitten "Tom has problems with a dog as he chases Jerry., A B-29 plane has problems finding work in the modern times but his son is a jet and helps out his dad., Tom and Jerry enter an old castle on a dark and stormy night which is owned by a mad scientist." Roamin' Roman, The Wacky Weed, The Bongo Punch, Well Oiled, The Painter And The Pointer, Kiddie Koncert, Lotsa Luck "Woody is in Rome and annoying the emperor, so he sends his guard lion to chase him down., Andy buys a flower for his front yard, but it is attacked by a persistant weed., Pepito the Rooster only wants to play the bongos, even though his dad wants him to be a champion fighter., Woody siphons gas from police officer Wally Walrus' car!, Andy tries to paint a portrait of his dog, Butch, but it's difficult for Butch to stand still., Wally conducts a whimsical animal band., Woody and Sugarfoot have terrible luck, which doesn't get better when he finds a four-leaf clover." Frigid Hare, Sock A Doodle Do, Hare We Go, Dover Boys At Pimento University Or Rivals Of Roquefort Hall, The Foxy Duckling, Blooper Bunny "Bugs Bunny makes a wrong turn on his way to Miami Beach and ends up at the South Pole, where he runs into some trouble with the natives., Foghorn uses world champion fighter Banty to get back at a farm dog. , Bugs accompanies Christopher Columbus to search for America. , The Dover Boys are the most popular fellows at Pimento University. They are playing hide and seek with Dainty Dora Standpipe when she gets kidnapped. It's up to the Dover Boys to rescue her., An insomniac fox reads a book proclaiming the cure to his problems is to use a pillow with duck down feathers. Anxious to cure his insomnia, he tries to catch a duck but they always seem to be just out of reach. , Bugs Bunny stars in a series of "blooper" outtakes from his own classic cartoons in this modern-day Merrie Melodies episode. " The Night Of The Colonel's Ghost S02E24 President Grant wants to go to Gibsonville to dedicate a statue. James West travels ahead to ensure it's safe for the President. He finds Gibsonville now is a ghost town experiencing an "epidemic" of broken necks. The Frank Carter Story S05E34 "Duke's resemblance to gambler Jason Carter makes him the target for a murderer's bullet when he visits Jason Carter's hometown looking for supplies. Jason has been missing for five years and only one man knows the truth about him." Judgement In Heaven S01E15 Jarrod risks inviting his client home for a Christmas visit. She's a young woman accused of aiding and abetting her boyfriend, an outlaw who has recently escaped from jail. This Golden Land S18E24 Matt asks a Russian family to identify three men who killed one of their own, but the family's patriarch is hesitant to trust American justice. Between Heaven And Earth S06E09 After becoming paralyzed in fear and losing his rifle while hunting a sheep-killing puma, Little Joe's shame and frustration cause him to behave recklessly. The Jailbird S02E33 When Lucas hires an ex-con as a ranch hand, the man is the first one under suspicion when a robbery and murder occur in the area. Meeting At Midnight S02E34 Lucas helps his former Army captain, now an undercover federal agent, infiltrate a gang of bank robbers. Incident At El Crucero S06E03 Rose Cornelius and her 10 brothers have fenced off the trail Favor needs to cross to get the herd to water. Charley Red Dog S03E13 Santa Maria, New Mexico is looking for a town marshal. The only man willing is Charley Red Dog, holder of a correspondence school diploma. Paladin allows Charley to take his gun and tries to help. Die By The Gun S01E14 A sadistic pair of killers hijack the stagecoach Josh is riding with a young prisoner. Playing The Ponies, A Plumbing We Will Go, Gents Without Cents, Musty Musketeers, Gypped In The Penthouse, Sing A Song Of Six Pants "A horse is a Stooges, of course, of course. , To escape the police, the Stooges pose as plumbers and are hired to fix a leak in a fancy mansion. They wind up crossing the electrical system with the plumbing and generally ruin the place. One memorable scene has the lady of the house tuning into a television broadcast from Niagara Falls as a torrent of water pours from the set. To escape the wrath of the homeowners the Stooges escape through a magician's trap door. , "The stooges are tailors, and are heavily in debt to the Skin & Flint finance company. When the boys read about the big reward for a fugitive robber, they think it could be the answer to their problems. The bank robber conveniently ducks into their shop and leaves a suit with a safe combination. After his girl friend fails to retrieve it, the robber returns with gang and a wild fight ensues. The boys miss out on the reward but wind up with the crook's bankroll and can pay their creditors. " , The Stooges are three small time actors looking for a job. They meet three girl dancers in the situation and get a small part in a big producers show at the shipyard. When the rest of the cast doesn't show up, the Stooges and the girls must put on the whole show themselves. The show is a hit and the Stooges marry the girls and head to Niagara Falls for their honeymoon. , Set in the middle ages, the Stooges wish to marry their sweethearts, but the King won't give his consent until Princess Alicia gets married. The princess is abducted by Mergatroyd, an evil magician who plans to marry her and become ruler of the country. The Stooges help the princess escape and then defeat the magician and his henchmen in a sword fight , Larry and Shemp reminisce about their experiences with Jean, a diamond crazy gold digger each of them was gypped by. After telling their stories, they have a run in with Moe, who is now married to the same women. When Jean shows up, they deliver some stooge-style revenge. " Dracula's Daughter "Prof. Van Helsing is in danger of prosecution for the murder of Dracula...until a hypnotic woman steals the Count's body and cremates it. Bloodless corpses start appearing in London again, and Hungarian countess Marya Zaleska seeks the aid of Jeffrey Garth, psychiatrist, in freeing herself of a mysterious evil influence. The scene changes from foggy London back to that eerie road to the Borgo Pass..." Enter Batgirl, Exit Penguin S03E01 Batman and Robin declaw the Catwoman then join Chief O'Hara, Commissioner Gordon and his daughter, Barbara, for the opera as their alter egos. Unfortunately, Barbara is kidnapped by the Penguin, who will force her to marry him! For The World Is Hollow And I Have Touched The Sky S03E08 While working to deflect an asteroid on a collision course with an inhabited planet, the Enterprise discovers that the asteroid is actually a spaceship with a population unaware of the outside world. Firefall S01E06 The ghost of an arsonist tries to take over a renowned conductor's body as his doppelganger. Kidnapped In Space S03E03 After Dr. Smith answers a distress call from an alien space ship, he learns that the aliens need him to operate on their leader. They only problem is that the aliens are actually a race of robots; furthermore, they will all cease to function if their leader perishes. Cradle Of The Deep S01E25 An experiment with particles of matter threatens all aboard the Seaview. The Marionettes S02E23 When the Earthlings help a sympathetic Giant puppeteer as his new puppets, the circus owner becomes suspicious and plans to collect the reward for their capture. The Alamo S01E13 In 1836, the travelers find themselves trapped with the defenders of the Alamo. The Peacemaker S02E21 A colonel abuses his authority to attempt to force the aliens into a settlement, much to Vincent's disapproval. Prediction "When another student begins having violent visions, Matt has to stop them from coming true." Palm Springs Weekend: Part 1 (s4, ep) Jessie is excited to meet her new stepmother at her father's wedding, until she learns he is marrying a much younger woman. Palm Springs Weekend: Part 2 (s4, ep) Zack tries to stop Jessie from postponing her dad's wedding. Meanwhile, Slater discovers that his new girlfriend is in fact royalty. Screech's Spaghetti Sauce (s5, ep) While working on a cable television show for communications class, the gang starts promoting Screech's new flavor of spaghetti sauce. Trouble is afoot, however, when a snobbish girl takes an interest in Screech's success. Mystery Weekend (s4, ep) The gang wins a mystery weekend at a mansion where they will all play a part in a murder mystery. The trouble begins when the game goes awry and Zack is left as the prime suspect. The New Girl (s5, ep) Transfer student Tori comes to Bayside and she and Zack don't hit it off at all. Meanwhile, Lisa alienates the dance committee before the Fall Ball. Teen Line (s5, ep) Zack becomes close with a disabled girl after he starts volunteering at a teen help hot-line at Bayside. Meanwhile, Screech has to take on a rambunctious boy. To Move Or Not To Move S03E23 With constant complaints about the size of the house bombarding Mike and Carol, Mike puts the house up for sale and looks into buying a new one. It isn't long after that that the house appears to be haunted. The Grass Is Always Greener S03E24 Each thinking their spouse has a much easier time of it, Mike and Carol switch roles for a day. Carol must help the boys with baseball practice and Mike must help Marcia with a cooking badge. A Sight For Sore Eyes S01E23 Fonzie fears that his famous cool will be compromised if he wears the reading glasses prescribed to cure his headaches. The Horse Show S03E14 When Shirley rescues a horse from a glue factory, putting it in her bedroom, she and Laverne desperately search for a new home for the animal. Mayberry Goes Hollywood S01E13 When a Hollywood film crew decides to use Mayberry as a backdrop for a movie, everyone in town begins to put on airs, risking the small-town charm that attracted the crew in the first place. Building A B.b.q. S06E23 Lucy has a problem deciding what to do to get her vacationing husband, Ricky, out of her hair so she can do her housework. She and Ethel solve the problem by putting their husbands to work building a barbecue. Beaver's Prep School S06E27 June and Ward are excited when they learn that Aunt Martha has made arrangements to send Beaver to a prep school in New England. However, Beaver quickly realizes he will miss his friends as they are all entering Mayfield High School next year. This puts Beaver in a delicate position: how to tell Aunt Martha he doesn't want to go without hurting her feelings. Wally And The Fraternity S06E28 Wally has his mind pretty much made up about going to Ward's alma mater, State University, and he's even considering joining Ward's old fraternity. However, both Eddie and Wally think twice when they hear from a college student that that's the worst fraternity on campus, but Ward has already sent out his letter of recommendation for both of them. Sonny Drysdale Returns S04E21 Granny predicts that Elly will get married, but Jed doesn’t believe her. However, when Jethro tells them Sonny Drysdale is returning, Granny believes that this will be Jed’s future son-in-law. Drysdale believes the same thing, and has Sonny and Elly set up to be married. Drysdale makes Sonny get a job, selling beauty products door-to-door. Brewster's Baby S04E22 After Drysdale stops the clan from going back home to deliver a baby, the Clampetts try to help the Brewsters with their baby, while Jethro unsuccessfully tries to open his own version of the Kitty Kat Club. Of course, the Brewsters don't need the help because they are adopting, though after hearing the explanation given, the Clampetts believe they really need help and advice. Gilligan's Personal Magnetism S03E21 Lightning strikes Gilligan during Skipper and Gilligan's bowling tournament, and his stone bowling ball becomes molecularly attached to him. The Professor tries to help Gilligan, but ends up causing him to become invisible. Splashdown S03E22 A vacant, two-person space capsule lands in the lagoon, so pairs of castaways scheme to be on it when it lifts off again. Grandma U.s.a. (s3, ep) Mama competes in the Grandma USA contest. Buck Private Bubba (s3, ep) Wanting to impress his girlfriend, Bubba enlists in the Army. The Trigamist S04E07 Vicki sees green when her father falls for a beautiful woman; a judge finds herself attracted to a man she placed on probation for being married to three women at the same time. The Horse Trader S01E14 Ignoring his own advice to Opie, Andy plays fast and loose with the facts when trying to sell the old town cannon. Pizza- Telina Cuppari "Pizza collector Telina, the Guinness World Record holder shows off for some of her cheesiest pizza items, a pizza swag chain, pizza box from "Home Alone" and her couture pizza dress. Expert John has a trade offer that'll be incredibly hard to top." The Merchant Of Korea S06E14 After Charles hands B.J. $200, he begins to take advantage. Everyone gets together and persuades Charles to play poker. He has incredible beginner's luck until Radar discovers that Charles whistles loudly when he bluffs. They all win back their money and then some. The Smell Of Music S06E15 The 4077th has just ended a rough three-day ordeal with wounded soldiers. Charles plays a French horn and drives Hawkeye and B.J. crazy. They refuse to bathe until the French horn playing is stopped; the two are even forced to eat outside because of their unhygienic presences. The Brother S08E21 Archie's estranged brother returns, after twenty-nine years, to smooth things over before he enters the hospital for a serious operation. Mike's New Job S08E22 The Stivics prepare to move to California after Mike is offered a teaching position in Santa Barbara. The Dinner Guest S08E23 Edith is crushed when Mike and Gloria make their other plans after she's prepared a special farewell dinner in their honor. The Stivics Go West S08E24 The Bunker house is the scene of many tearful good-byes when Mike and Gloria finally leave for California. Guest Rock Hudson In Mrs. Wiggins, Carol plays a flighty secretary debating if she should leave her husband for a head-over-heels suitor. Then, in The Newscasters, Carol and Rock have a marital spat live on the air. Guests John Byner And Kenneth Mars In The Kiss-Off, John tries to break up with Carol. Then, in The Soap Opera Watcher, a woman obsessed with a TV show doesn't notice the drama in her own life. Finally, in Dreams, Carol dreams she's every man's desire, while her husband dreams of getting rid of her. Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband Is In Jail S03E29 Rob is set to jail for disorderly conduct! My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life S03E30 Rob and Laura see Jerry dining with another woman. Head Of The House S04E27 Ralph tells a newspaper that he's head of the house, but then has to prove it to a co-worker. A Quality Of Mercy S03E15 A soldier gets a new perspective on war when he is forced to experience it from his enemy's point of view. The Black Curtain (s1, ep) A former amnesiac learns he is an accused killer wanted by the law and a hit man. Time Bomb S04E11 Spy Anton Malek was planted in the Federated People's Republic's atomic research program 12 years ago. Now, suffering from an incurable disease, he goes rogue and plans to transform the reactor into a nuclear bomb and wipe out the FPR's capital. Angels Travel On Lonely Roads (part 2) "Kimble and Sister Veronica continue their journey, not realizing that each of them is hiding a secret. In Sister Veronica's case, she plans to renounce her vows when they reach their destination." The Admiral's Lady "Harry Orwell races against time to thwart a deranged killer stalking the wife of a retired admiral." Homicide - Dr-22 S03E14 A 91-year-old apartment-house manager gets involved in a murder investigation. B.o.d. - Dr-27 S03E15 The detectives go to work on several cases connected with the department's business-office division. Log 112 -- You Blew It S01E18 The shift starts with the officers talking about another officer's judgment. Little do they realize they will be facing the same problem several times during the shift. Log 51 -- A Jumper - Code Two S01E19 The officers have one of those nights where they either have no calls or minor issues they can do nothing about. But at the end of the shift, Malloy must cook up a dangerous solution to a suicide jumper. History's Mysteries "Bill and Toony attempt to solve some of history's greatest mysteries! " Eddie's Sweater S06E29 Eddie has been seeing one particular girl, Cindy Andrews, and she wants to give Eddie a birthday gift, so she decides to knit a sweater. She uses Wally as a model and he begins spending so much time at Cindy's he arrouses the suspicions of Julie, Eddie, Lumpy, Beaver and his parents. The Book Report S06E30 Beaver has been assigned to write a book report on 'The Three Musketeers.' However he's waited right down to the wire to get reading and quickly realizes that he'll never get finished. So, he decides to watch the movie that's going to be on TV and write his book report based on the movie. The Case Of The Meddling Medium S05E06 On the case of a phony psychic who met with a grisly death, Mason devises a fantastic demonstration to prove his client innocent and expose the real culprit. The Trail: Part 1 (s5, ep) When Assistant District Attorney Howard Wright is murdered, the attorney general puts Matlock on the case. With Michelle and Conrad's help, Matlock begins to investigate Wright's past, realizing he was spending money he could not have earned legitimately. A Baby Called Rocket S07E10 A neglected baby stirs maternal feelings in Luann. The Medal S08E23 Mary Ellen receives a medal that was awarded to Curtis after he died Matt's Love Story S19E03 A wounded Matt Dillon suffers amnesia then falls in love with a widow. It's Matt's first TV kiss, not to Miss Kitty, but to guest star Michael Learned. Old Sheba S06E10 As payment for a performance in a circus, Joe and Hoss are given an elephant. They want to keep it but encounter opposition from Adam and Ben. Nora S02E35 Lucas finds himself involved in murder when he gallantly steps to the aid of a beautiful woman. The Hangman S02E36 An ex-convict is blamed for a brutal crime despite his claims of rehabilitation. The John Turnbull Story S05E35 "Bill and Charlie looking for horses help out an old friend John Turnbull (an Ute lawyer) defend his reservation against local land sharks who look to initiate a range war so the army will push the local residents off their land." Smoke Eater S04E16 A temporary captain from "the old school" doesn't feel Gage and DeSoto should be practicing "medicine." An elderly man sets his chair on fire. Dr. Early keeps coming up with oranges when all he wants is an apple. The paramedics struggle to save a heart attack victim. A boy with asthma gets trapped in a storm drain. Dr. Brackett uses an old-fashioned sedative on a biker. Patient 4077 S06E16 In need of a special surgical clamp, Hawkeye and B.J. hire Mr. Shin, a local jewelry dealer, to make it. Days later the clamp is used to save the leg of a wounded soldier. Mr. Shin goes into the surgical supply business. Tea And Empathy S06E17 With British and American casualties heavy, the 4077th's supply of penicillin has been stolen. Father Mulcahy discovers, from Corporal Bryant, the location of some penicillin, and he and Klinger go out in search of it. They are shot at, but safely return with the drug and save the day. Your Hit Parade S06E18 With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded. What's Up, Doc? S06E19 Hot Lips, believing herself to be pregnant, asks Hawkeye to test her. The only rabbit available to use for the test is Radar's pet, Fluffy. Meanwhile, Martinson, a patient, holds Charles at gunpoint, demanding he be sent back to Ohio. Those Gossipin' Men S01E15 After Andy teases the fairer sex about gossiping, Aunt Bee pulls a prank to prove that men are gossips, too. The Beauty Contest S01E16 Andy is chosen to be the sole judge of a local beauty pageant. The entrants include Floyd's niece, the mayor's daughter and Ellie Walker. Elly, The Secretary S09E21 The Clampetts receive a telegram that says Louellen Aden is coming out to California. When Jed tells Jethro about this, they figure out that she wants to marry Jethro. He gets scared and runs away. Meanwhile, Elly is learning to be a secretary, but is not very good at it. She and Miss Jane go to bring Louellen to the Clampett mansion, and the family learns that she has changed into a lovely young lady. Andy's Rival S01E02 Frank, a teacher from Raleigh, comes to Mayberry for a visit. He and Helen get along fine, and Andy suspects something is going on between them. The Late Inspector General S01E04 A visiting general upsets plans to blow up a train. The Flight Of The Valkyrie S01E05 Because of all the "funny business" going on, Klink brings in Colonel Crittendon to replace Hogan as officer in charge of POWs. His arrival louses up plans to help a German baroness escape to England. Family, The / Bedtime Honesty In The Family, Momma and her family have come home from church, determined to keep with the spirit of loving each other despite their annoyances. Then, in Bedtime Honesty, Carol is dissatisfied with her body, despite Harvey's positive encouragement. The Case Of The Black-eyed Blonde S01E37 A visit from an attractive blonde sporting a black eye segues into a case concerning a wealthy man's long-lost grandson and murder. Nothing In The Dark S03E16 A lonely old woman refuses to leave her apartment for fear of meeting "Mr. Death." Mail Order Prophet S03E02 Ronald risks his future following the predictions of a fortuneteller. The Perfect Crime S03E03 A famous criminologist discovers that he has sent an innocent man to jail. A World Without Sundays S07E08 Mannix is hired to find the gal-pal of a mobster who disappeared while en route to Los Angeles with a well-known football player. The Endangered Species S02E12 Bill Coates, Cannon's old friend, a boat builder, finds himself charged in his son's hunting-accident death. Unbeknown to Coates his lawyer is the man behind the homicide. Design For Madness S08E05 Barnaby tries to help her emotionally disturbed niece when she's suspected of murdering her husband and his lawyer during memory lapses. Narcotics - Dr-21 S03E16 A pot-detecting pooch joins the police to stop marijuana smuggling. Administrative Vice - Dr-29 S03E17 Friday's problem: is his temporary partner an aide—or an adversary? Log 73 -- I'm Still A Cop S01E20 While Malloy is attending college, radicals learn he is a cop. They reject him and antagonize him on the job. After helping arrest demonstrators, his new car is vandalized. When a timer is found missing, he locates and disarms a bomb using it. Log 102 -- We Can't Just Walk Away From It S01E21 Malloy and Reed respond to a call about a drug overdose and track the drugs to a 17-year-old who has barricaded himself in his room with a gun and threatens kill himself. They contend with a distraught mother and an overbearing father. Voices Behind The Toons "Bill and Toony celebrate the voice actors behind your favorite cartoon characters!" The Poor Loser S06E31 Ward is given two tickets to a baseball game and is faced with an impossible decision. Should he take Wally or Beaver? Beaver lets him off the hook when he announces he has plans with Gilbert. However, when they fall through, Beaver changes his mind about the game and becomes convinced because he's the youngest he gets the short stick. Don Juan Beaver S06E32 A school dance has Beaver with a major dilemma. He has two girls who ask him to go with them. However, he has a little problem, he accepted the first invitation but now wants out of it when he's asked by the second girl. This leads him to take some of Eddie's poor advice. The Case Of The Pathetic Patient S05E07 Mason defends Dr. Wayne Edley, who has been accused of committing two murders. The Trail: Part 2 (s5, ep) When Assistant District Attorney Howard Wright is murdered, the attorney general puts Matlock on the case. With Michelle and Conrad's help, Matlock begins to investigate Wright's past, realizing he was spending money he could not have earned legitimately. Little Girl Lost S07E11 Tragic story of an alcoholic teen who accidentally kills a little girl while she is drinking and driving. The Valediction S08E24 Jim-Bob's class is graduating and he has the high grade The Boy And The Sinner S19E04 Ron Moody guest stars as a man torn between keeping his own self-respect and the friendship of a young boy or keeping his drunken promise to two hired gunmen. A Man To Admire S06E11 Accused of murder, Hoss Cartwright puts his life in the hands of celebrated lawyer Whitney Parker (James Gregory). Unfortunately, Parker's glory days are behind him: more to the point, he is now the town drunk. Trail Of Hate S03E01 Lucas is out for vengeance when Mark is used as a pawn in a bank robbery scheme. Woman From Hog Ridge S03E02 Lucas shoots a horse thief who turns out to be a member of the Boyle clan, and now Ma Boyle is after him. The Hiram Winthrop Story S05E36 "Duke quits the wagon train to take up a steady position as Deputy Indian Agent at San Marcos on an Apache reservation under Hiram Winthrope. Hiram is an Easterner with ideas of teaching the nomadic Apache to become farmers." Kidding S04E17 Johnny is assigned to conduct a school tour of Rampart hospital; the youngsters are highly inquisitive. A veteran mentally reliving a battle is subdued by the paramedics; he turns out to have a brain tumor. A woman gets stuck in a dog door. A famous novelist attempts suicide. A cargo plane crashes in a residential area, hitting a school bus. Mail Call Three S06E20 After a delay of three weeks, five sacks of mail arrive, and everyone in camp reacts to good and bad news from home. Hawkeye receives love letters addressed to another Benjamin Pierce, another man has approached B.J.'s wife, and Radar's mom has found a boyfriend. Temporary Duty S06E21 With a temporary transfer of personnel between the 4077th and the 8063rd, Captain Roy Dupree replaces Hawkeye, while Lorraine Anderson makes eyes at Charles. Fearing this to be permanent, Charles and B.J. successfully conspire to have Dupree permanently removed from the 4077th. Potter's Retirement S06E22 Potter is upset when General Waldo Kent informs him that people in the 4077th are complaining about his leadership. Potter returns to camp and discovers that the complaints are coming from a Corporal (actually Lieutenant) Benson, who had been sent by a disturbed Colonel Frank Webster. Dr. Winchester And Mr. Hyde S06E23 Charles takes amphetamines to keep up his energy level, and even drugs Radar's mouse, "Daisy," so that it will win a race against a Marine's mouse, "Sluggo." Alcohol And Old Lace S01E17 Andy and Barney, on a spree of destroying illegal stills, are surprised when a trail leads them to two spinster sisters. Andy, The Marriage Counselor S01E18 Andy counsels a Mayberry couple who are constantly bickering with each other. Love Finds Jane Hathaway S09E22 Elly is starting her new job as a secretary, though not finding success in it. After Jane gets out some of her old typing books for Elly, Dick Bremerkamp, a tenant in her building and unemployed actor, sees the two girls and starts asking Finney about the gorgeous blonde. After Finney tells him all about it, he gets in good with Miss Jane by posing as an Autobahn and Drysdale by posing as a Getty. Sergeant Carter, Marine Baby Sitter S01E12 Sgt. Carter gives Gomer a lift in his jeep and finds himself helping Gomer babysit for another marine's baby while he's on guard duty. German Bridge Is Falling Down S01E07 The heroes plan to blow up a bridge near camp when a bomber raid fails. Movies Are Your Best Escape S01E08 Hogan must discover what is contained within the documents of a visiting German general. Guest Steve Lawrence In Carol and Sis, Carol tries to hide that she's been drinking from her husband. Then, in Nora Desmond, Carol plays a has-been actress who's being roasted. The Case Of The Terrified Typist S01E38 While a woman is searching the office of the South African Diamond Company, George Baxter enters to meet Walter Lumis and Duane Jefferson. He notices things in disarray and tries to question the woman, but she makes her escape and seeks out Mason. One More Pallbearer S03E17 An eccentric millionaire invites three people to visit him in his bomb shelter. Heart Of Gold S03E04 An ex-con searches for a place to stay after he is released from prison. Silent Witness S03E05 A toddler is the only witness to the murder of his babysitter. Sing A Song Of Murder S07E09 Mannix searches for clues when someone tries to kill a former opera star on the verge of coming out of retirement. Nobody Beats The House S02E13 Cannon faces a mob kingpin threatening the life of a gambler's wife. Toby Hauser has accumulated 200,000 dollars in game debts. When he hides away his wife asks Cannon for help. Toby wants to put everything on a map. This game should be his last. Either he wins, or he dies. Girl On The Road S08E06 A runaway girl discovers that the glitter of the drug world has a deadly underside. The Joy Riders S03E18 A 15-year-old car thief is given a tour of the jail in an attempt to show him the consequences for choosing crime. Frauds - Dr-28 S03E19 Friday and Gannon investigate the delay of death notifications in the state employment department. Log 152 -- A Dead Cop Can't Help Anyone S01E22 Malloy tries to shield an impressionable Reed from Officer Ed Wells, a shoot-first-ask-questions-later style officer. Wells' reckless philosophy endangers his own safety when he responds to a sniper, forcing them to come to his rescue. Log 12: He – He Was Trying To Kill Me "Malloy and Reed investigate a case of child neglect." It's 65! "What a transformation 60 years brings! Bill gives Toony a taste of life in 1965." Summer In Alaska S06E33 Eddie is happy to break the news that he plans to spend his summer on a fishing boat in Alaska and this prompts Wally and Lumpy to think about signing up to do the same thing. However, they all get a dose of reality when they discover just what kind of conditions they would be living in. Beaver's Graduation S06E34 It's come down to the final week before junior high school graduation and Beaver is having a ball and even skips a class with Gilbert. However, Beaver becomes convinced he won't graduate after Gilbert and him take a peek at the diplomas on Mrs. Rayburn's desk and find Beaver's diploma to be missing. The Case Of The Traveling Treasure S05E08 His fishing trip ruined, Mason is on the case when a deep-sea fisherman aboard a rented boat is found dead. The Celebrity (s5, ep) Matlock defends a cosmetics mogul accused of murdering an ex-lover in order to keep scandalous photos of herself under wraps. Your Own Kind S07E12 A sniper fells a girl involved in an interracial romance. The Outrage - Part 1 S09E01 Verdie's husband Harley is arrested for an old crime The Widow-maker S19E05 A gunfighter wants to forget his past...and wants everyone else to forget it, too. Unfortunately for him, this is not easy to accomplish. The Underdog S06E12 Little Joe convinces Ben to hire half-indian Harry Starr, who is accused by other ranchers of being a chronic horse thief. Joe sets out to prove the others wrong, but is the youngest Cartwright's trust misplaced? Seven S03E03 Seven condemned murderers escape and take over the town of North Fork. The Pitchman S03E04 When Mark finds gold on their property, a fast-talking salesman who tried to sell Lucas a new lightning rod offers instead to buy the ranch's mineral rights. The Heather Mahoney Story S05E37 "Chris Hale has dinner with a society matron whose carriage team he had stopped after being spooked. A rival for the woman's attention is Chris' first problem while the crew's attempt to sabotage their relationship is the second one." Prestidigitation S04E18 Johnny is assigned to conduct a school tour of Rampart hospital. A veteran mentally reliving a battle is subdued by the paramedics. A woman gets stuck in a dog door. A famous novelist attempts suicide. A cargo plane crashes in a residential area, hitting a school bus. Major Topper S06E24 With the possibility of contaminated morphine, the doctors at the 4077th administer placebos to the patients, which seems to work. Meanwhile, a new soldier, "Boots" Miller, is released on a Section Eight. Commander Pierce S07E01 Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th, and learns about the tedious bureaucracy and accompanying headaches that Colonel Potter deals with daily. Peace On Us S07E02 Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the stalled Panmunjon peace talks that he impulsively takes matters into his own hands, and goes to the meetings to lend a hand. Lil S07E03 Colonel Potter meets a female soldier of the same age and interests as himself named Lil. The others in the camp think that he might be cheating on Mildred, even though his friendship with Lil is completely platonic. Meanwhile, Hawkeye tries to find out what B.J.'s initials stand for. As it turns out, he was named after his parents, Bea and Jay Hunnicutt. Mayberry On Record S01E19 Andy becomes suspicious when a record promoter comes to town to gather material for a folk music album. Andy Saves Barney's Morale S01E20 Barney's overzealous policing enrages the people of Mayberry. The Clampetts Meet Robert Audubon Getty Crockett S09E23 When Dick Bremerkamp learns more of Elly May's family and all their millions, he decides to pay them a visit as Robert A. Crockett. The Clampetts fall in love with this man as a potential husband for Elly May, just as Miss Jane is falling for him. The Case Of The Marine Bandit S01E13 While hitching a ride to town Gomer stops to help a stranded motorist, and she takes him to meet her mother. Little does Gomer realize, but he's in the company of a mother-daughter burglary team. Go Light On The Heavy Water S01E09 Hogan plans to destroy a heavy water supply by convincing Klink it is a youth potion. Casanova Klink S01E06 Burkhalter plans to get Klink to marry his sister, while a Gestapo plant has infiltrated the underground. Guest Telly Savalas In The Broken Merger, two business partners decide to separate, terminating their merger. Then, in TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parody TV products, including Bolger's Coffee and Sineoff Tablets. Finally, in Poopi Le Moko, a bored criminal risks his life for a dangerous love. The Case Of The Rolling Bones S01E39 When Daniel Reed finds himself being blackmailed by an old business partner from his time in Alaska, Mason must first save him from the insane asylum and then the gas chamber. Dead Man's Shoes S03E18 A vagrant steps into a murdered gangster's expensive shoes and is taken over by the dead man's ghost, who vows to remain on Earth to seek revenge against his killer. Reward To Finder S03E06 A very poor janitor finds a wallet containing $5,000. Enough Rope For Two S03E07 A criminal released after 10 years in imprison plans to recover his stash. Search In The Dark S07E11 A blind crook and Mannix are both on the trail of some valuable stolen jewels. Call Unicorn Cannon goes undercover as a truck driver to investigate a series of hijackings. Indoctrination Of Evil S08E07 While on the search for a missing girl, Betty uncovers a center for white slavers. Juvenile - Dr-19 S03E20 The battered-child syndrome: Friday and Gannon investigate a youngster with severe back lacerations. Burglary - Dr-31 S03E21 A costumed thief calling himself "The Crimson Crusader" has been stealing comic books, movie posters and publicity photos of various superheroes. Log 172 -- Boy...the Things You Do For The Job S01E24 After Malloy gives a gorgeous wealthy blonde a traffic ticket, she stalks him, affecting him and the police force. Although uninterested in her, Malloy is forced to "take one" for the job. Log 92 -- Tell Him He Pushed Back A Little Too Hard S01E25 Malloy and Reed respond to repeated calls about an argument between two men and their wives over a boat they co-own. The feud escalates and ends with a fatal conclusion. Off To The Mountains! "Bill and Toony take an adventurous winter vacation to the Swiss Alps." Wally's Practical Joke S06E35 Wally and Eddie fall prey to Lumpy's practical joking after he plants cherry bombs under the hoods of Eddie's car and Wally's car. Both Eddie and Wally want to get him back but their plan goes awry when they destroy Lumpy's car after chaining it to a tree. All fingers point to Wally after Fred finds that the chain has Ward's name printed on it. The All-night Party S06E36 After graduation, an all-night party is set to begin, which has June and Ward very wary. They aren't sure if they should allow Wally to attend. Meanwhile, Wally's date for the party has the same problem. This leads her to invite Wally to meet her folks and put their worries to rest. The Case Of The Posthumous Painter S05E09 Artist Jack Culross fakes his own suicide and sees the sales of his paintings go through the roof. His only oversight was forgetting to inform his wife of the scheme. The Witness Killings: Part 1 (s6, ep) Matlock goes back to his hometown for a family reunion, but things turn sticky when a good friend of his nephew's son dies, and his rival is charged with murder. Good Cop, Bad Cop S07E13 Virgil defends Parker after he is falsely accused of police brutality by a drug dealer. The prosecution's main witness - the man's girlfriend, who was once engaged to Parker. The Outrage - Part 2 S09E02 Verdie's husband Harley is arrested for an old crime Kitty's Love Affair S19E06 Upset with Matt, Kitty meets gunslinger Stambridge, who ends up saving her life. When he proceeds to court her, Kitty has to decide whether to leave Matt after an 18-year relationship or stay with Stambridge. A Knight To Remember S06E13 Two robberies take place on stagecoaches that Adam is traveling on, and both times a knight in shining armor scares the robbers away. No one believes his story and Adam is accused of being a thief. Strange Town S03E05 When Micah is badly injured by an escaping prisoner, Lucas tracks the prisoner back to his home town. Baranca S03E06 When an outlaw leader lures Marshal Torrance out of town, Lucas is the only one who can stop him from lynching a local man who killed one of the members of his gang. Wagon Train Mutiny S06E01 "When Comancheros wipe out a small wagon train ahead of them, Chris sends Bill and Duke to check it out. They find a young wounded Comanchero who tells them they are to be attacked. Chris' actions cause a mutiny." It's How You Play The Game S04E19 John agrees that the losing baseball team at the fireman's picnic will pay for the picnic. Chet becomes Station 51's only hope when their pitcher breaks his arm. A drunk driver becomes violent after crashing his car; another man is trapped in a car with a tiger. A man with a back problem must be extricated from his waterbed. Our Finest Hour (part 1) "Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th. " Our Finest Hour S07E04 Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th. The Billfold Syndrome S07E05 Charles becomes so irate when he is turned down for a future medical position at home that he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit, until Hawkeye and B.J. send him a false telegram from home. Meanwhile, a young soldier, Jerry Wilson, can't remember his own identity, so Sidney Freedman is called for help. None Like It Hot S07E06 As the temperatures reach triple digits, Hawkeye and B.J. receive their new rubber bathtub from Abercrombie & Fitch. However, soon the whole camp is hot under the collar as word leaks out about the tub and everyone wants a dip, except for Klinger, who is trying to get his Section 8 by wearing a fur coat. Andy And The Gentleman Crook S01E21 An infamous con artist, held temporarily in Mayberry, manages to enchant everyone except Andy. Cyrano Andy S01E22 Andy tries to help Barney express his lovestruck feelings for Thelma Lou. Jethro Returns S09E24 Jethro finally returns from hiding out, as Granny is planning Elly's marriage to Robert Crockett. Everything seems to be going smoothly, until Elly and Robert drive to Vegas, and Elly learns that he thinks she loves him. In the end, the truth is revealed to everyone, and they learn who this mysterious Robert really is, an out-of-work actor. Sergeant Of The Week S01E14 A mix-up leads Sgt. Carter to believe that Gomer is dying so he tries to be nice to him. Happiness Is A Warm Sergeant S01E11 After Klink finds Sergeant Schultz drunk he gets a tough new replacement. The Scientist S01E12 LeBeau pretends to be a famous French scientist who is visiting camp while Hogan smuggles the real one out. Guests Eydie Gorme And Rich Little In Silent Night, Carol and Harvey pantomime a marital spat. Then, in Salute to Alfred Hitchcock, Carol and the gang parody classic films, including "North by Northwest" and "Psycho". Finally, in Remembrance of Edna, Harvey finds a woman who looks exactly like his deceased wife. The Case Of The Corresponding Corpse S02E01 Mason receives a telephone call from George Beaumont, a man who supposedly died in a plane crash nearly three years earlier. In reality, Beaumont missed the plane and after hearing about the accident decided to disappear. The Hunt S03E19 After returning from a hunting trip, a man discovers that no one can see or hear him. Last Request S03E08 A longtime criminal is sentenced to death for a crime he did not commit. The Young One S03E09 A teenager’s desire to be free leads her to murder. The Deadly Madonna S07E10 When an actress is the target of a strange murder attempt, Mannix is called on the case. The Dead Samaritan S02E15 Mrs. Manning, a former policewoman, hires Cannon when her husband becomes the victim of blackmailers. The man is an electrician specialized in wiretapping. Three criminals find that the electrician has recorded one of his conversations. Homecoming For A Dead Man S08E08 Barnaby finds a man who vanished ten years ago - along with a fortune in stolen gold. Vice - Dr-30 S03E22 Posing as orange growers, Friday and Gannon attempt to bust a gambling operation.