MeTV That's Show Biz S10E01 A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero! Rumor At The Top S10E03 The latest scuttlebutt affects everyone's behavior when a visiting Army rep is rumored to be recruiting for a new M*A*S*H unit. The gang fears that the 4077th will be split up. Give 'em Hell, Hawkeye S10E04 Hawkeye writes a heartfelt letter to President Harry Truman to protest at the continued fighting in Korea. Meanwhile, Colonel Ditka has promised a much-needed water heater if the 4077th beautifies the camp. Keeper Of The Flame S02E14 Opie joins a secret club that meets in Jubal Foster's barn. When Jubal burns his own barn down, he attempts to blame the group of boys. Bailey's Bad Boy S02E15 Rich kid Ronald Bailey is jailed when he blatantly defies the law. As Bailey waits for his influential father to bail him out, Andy teaches him the lesson of self-responsibility. Jed The Heartbreaker S03E06 Mrs. Drysdale is tired of the Clampetts, especially Granny, who keeps scraping with her. When Miss Jane tells her of a beautiful movie starlet who threw herself at Jed and how Jed stopped going to his movie studio when he found out she was married, she plans a scheme herself. Mrs. Drysdale decides to throw herself at Jed to get him and his family to move away from Beverly Hills. Where There's A Will S03E26 Gomer has been volunteered by Sgt. Carter to do a parachute jump from an airplane, despite Gomer's deathly fear of heights. Operation Tiger S06E11 Hogan and his men try to rescue an underground leader on route to Berlin to be executed. The Big Broadcast S06E12 Hogan uses Klink's car radio to sneak a message to London when a pair of radio detection trucks enters the area. Guests Tim Conway And Bernadette Peters In The Stickups, three criminals accidently rob the same bar at the same time. Then, in The Old Folks, Harvey applies to be a guard at the bank. Next, in The Typists, Carol and her co-workers live their lives in beat with their typewriters. Finally, in Movie Pantomime, Carol finds a friend at the movies, only he's disgusted with her. The Case Of The Wintry Wife S04E17 Inventor Walter Randall wants a divorce from his cold-blooded wife, Laura, in order to be with Phyllis Hudson. Laura decides to get back at Walter by blackmailing one of his assistants into building a bomb that will destroy Walter's underwater sounding invention. A World Of His Own S01E36 A playwright has the ability to make his characters literally come to life. Keep Me Company S07E05 A woman's desire for company proves disastrous for her husband. Beta Delta Gamma S07E06 A fraternity beach party takes a grim turn when a practical joke gets out of hand. A View Of Nowhere S02E13 While on a helicopter flight, Mannix witnesses a murder. Or does he? No one can find a body, no one reports a missing person. The Stalker Reclusive Virginia McKellar insists her sister did not die five years earlier, as everyone believes, and she'll willing to pay Cannon to prove it. Doomed Alibi S03E20 An actor-turned-business frames his double for the murder of his partner. The Big Gun S01E15 A Japanese widow is senselessly murdered, leaving her small daughter an orphan. Friday has a hard time controlling his emotions while seeking the killer. The Big Kids S01E16 A gang of juvenile thieves have been stealing petty items in order to gain membership into an exclusive club. Gus Corbin S07E21 Malloy is asked to fill in for Sgt. MacDonald, leaving Reed to partner with a young probationary officer who lets his judgment be clouded by his constant need to prove himself. On patrol, they search for a purse snatcher inside a church, encounter a burglary in progress at a closed pharmaceutical company and search for an armed robbery suspect in a lumber yard. Dana Hall S07E22 As Malloy continues his fill-in assignment for Sgt. MacDonald, Reed is paired with the department's first female officer, which presents both of them with a series of unique challenges. On patrol, they detain an underage drunk driver with a dismissive mother, search a parking garage for car strippers and help round up a large group of young people causing trouble outside a rock concert. The Green Mountain State "Bill and Toony tour the great state of Vermont, from farm to table." Farewell To Penny S05E15 Penny learns that she will be moving away and Beaver deals with mixed feelings for the girl with whom he shares a mutual dislike. However, after a farewell party at school, Beaver and Penny openly show their true feelings for one another. Beaver The Bunny "Beaver is cast as a rabbit for a school play and June has his costume all ready, complete with floppy ears and puffy tail. On the night of the play, Beaver needs to be at the school early and gets a ride with Lumpy and Wally in full costume, however, Lumpy's car breaks down and Beaver must walk the few blocks to the school to get there in time." The Case Of The Simple Simon S07E24 Actress Ramona Carver is confronted by a young man who claims to be her son. The Mother (s9, ep) A mother confesses to a murder to protect her daughter, but Matlock soon sees through the ruse. Blessings S04E13 In this Christmas episode the officers share memories with a reporter from the Sparta Herald. The Thoroughbred S03E04 John Boy and his mule aim to get the Walton family name on a local race's trophy for the first time since Grandpa won the race years ago. Cows And Cribs "When a young couple dies of the fever out on the prairie, Doc, Matt and Chester bring the couple's young baby into Dodge to find a good home for the young baby. Matt turns the baby over to Ma Smalley for temporary care until adoptive parents can be found." Doc's Reward "Doc kills a man who shoots his horse. The man's brother comes looking for Doc because he thinks Doc killed his brother for reward money." Maestro Hoss S08E33 When Hoss takes up learning the violin, the rest of the Cartwrights are driven crazy by the strident sounds coming from the instrument. The Silent Knife S03E13 Lucas and Mark try to persuade a persecuted young mute to return stolen money. Miss Bertie S03E14 A lively old lady arrives in town hot on the trail of a notorious bandit—and the reward money for capturing him. The Sarah Drummond Story S01E27 During a storm, Flint takes shelter at a farmhouse. He soon discovers the husband is refusing his wife the care of a midwife and must determine why before it's too late. Crash S01E11 John and Roy bring in a football player who was tackled too hard. A burglar has a heart attack. John wants Roy to apologize for calling him "some kind of nut." Dr. Early treats a hypochondriac. A babysitter brings in a child who has swallowed some pills. Roy and John rescue the occupants of a light plane that crashed in a tree. Wheelers And Dealers S10E05 On the eve of a big poker game, B.J.'s pride is bruised when he finds out his wife is working as a waitress. And Potter takes driving lessons from Klinger. Communication Breakdown S10E06 Winchester infuriates the camp when he hoards his stateside newspapers, and Hawkeye reunites two Korean brothers who have been fighting on opposite sides of the war. Snap Judgment: Part 1 S10E07 The military police think they've solved a rash of thefts at the 4077th when they apprehend Klinger with Hawkeye's stolen camera. Snappier Judgment: Part 2 S10E08 B.J. and Hawkeye resolve to clear Klinger's name after he chooses Winchester to defend him at his military court-martial. The Jinx S02E17 After a series of mishaps, Henry Bennett gets a reputation in town as a jinx. The more Andy tries to dispel the rumor the deeper the hole gets, until Henry decides it would be best if he left town altogether. A Medal For Opie S02E19 Opie has his heart set on winning a medal in a foot race at the town picnic. When he loses, he exhibits poor sportmanship. Andy teaches him a lesson about being a good sport. A Real Nice Neighbor S03E09 The Clampetts get a new next-door neighbor, and when Aggie, the maid of Mrs. Phillip Brentwood Carrington III, drops by to the use the phone, the Clampetts mistake her for Carrington. This is the first rich neighbor who has proven to be kind and considerate. Drysdale is happy because this rich woman has moved next door and might be a wife for Jed. Granny also sees her as a match for Jed. The two try to set Jed and Aggie up in different ways. Lost, The Colonel's Daughter S03E27 Gomer loses the colonel's daughter at a go-go club, but then tracks her to a beatnik den. The Gypsy S06E13 In an effort to transport a German anti-radar to London, Hogan passes LeBeau off as a fortune teller after convincing Klink he was struck by lightning. The Dropouts S06E14 Hogan helps three German scientists escape to England. Guests Sammy Davis Jr. And Cher In The Deputy, Harvey tries to get his old deputy back when a dangerous gang rolls into town. Then, in As the Stomach Turns, Carol is desperate for excitement but can't get her hair styled by the dresser. The Case Of The Angry Dead Man S04E18 Willard Nesbitt faked his drowning death in a boating accident so his wife could collect the double indemnity life insurance money. King Nine Will Not Return S02E01 A WWII captain finds himself in the desert, next to his crashed plane. Where is his crew? And why are futuristic jet planes flying overhead? You Can't Be Little Girl All Your Life S07E07 After a woman is attacked, she tries to hide from the incident. The Old Pro S07E08 A professional killer tries to retire from his job. Fear I To Fall S02E12 Mannix smells a rat when he's asked to testify in a murder case against a man he sent to prison and who served his time. Is someone using the man's unsavory past to make him a patsy? Kelly's Song The man who arranged the death of an embezzler cannot find the loot. But Cannon might, when he investigates on behalf of the man framed for the murder. But Cannon's client might be closer to the case than he lets on. Deadlier Species, The S03E21 A lawyer is killed when he finds out who's been swindling women. The Big Bullet S01E17 A dead man has been found in a locked room, along with a gun that could not have been the murder weapon. The Grenade S02E01 A surly teenager throws acid on the back of another student and later crashes a party armed with a live hand grenade. Something Worth Dying For: Part 1 S07E23 After a well known hype is released because of a lack of probable cause, Reed decides to temporarily join the narcotics squad to hone his skills. The demands of the assignment quickly take their toll on him personally, and his worst fears are realized when Malloy assists in a narcotics bust. Something Worth Dying For: Part 2 S07E24 Malloy recovers from his gunshot wound and returns to patrol with Reed, where they investigate a suspicious burglary call at a school for women, and confront a pair of armed intruders in a warehouse full of mannequins. Meanwhile, Reed contemplates taking the investigator's exam as he prepares to give a speech in acceptance of the medal of valor for saving Malloy's life. Everything Old Is New Again Beaver's Electric Trains S05E17 June runs across Beaver's old electric trains while cleaning and because he hasn't played with them in years, finds someone who will take them, with Beaver's consent. However, Beaver quickly re-discovers the fun of playing with the trains and wants to withdraw from the arrangement, even though the new owners-to-be are expecting them. Beaver's Long Night S05E18 Beaver has Gilbert over to spend the night but after they watch a gangster movie things get out of hand. A suspicious car has just pulled up to the front of the house with two strange characters sitting inside, and they just happen to be Lumpy and Bill, dressed for a masquerade party. Not knowing this, Beaver calls the police and Lumpy and Bill are arrested. The Case Of The Antic Angel S07E26 A man is flabbergasted after seeing his wife—who died five years earlier! After he contacts her and she denies her identity, she soon ends up dead, and her husband is charged with the murder. Nowhere To Turn: Part 1 (s9, ep) Matlock defends himself against a murder charge after a judge who issued him a contempt citation is found dead. Shine On Sparta Moon S04E14 A bottle of spiked moonshine leads to an accident that claims the life of one teen and blinds another. The Runaway S03E05 Everyone in the Walton house is too busy to pay attention Jim Bob so he takes matters into his own hands. Kitty Lost "An eastern dude asks Kitty if she'd like to take a midnight drive, but when she doesn't return the next day, Matt goes looking." Twelfth Night "A hillbilly arrives in Dodge looking to continue a feud started back in the hills of Virginia." The Greedy Ones S08E34 Rumors are flying that old prospector Gus Schultz has struck it rich on the Ponderosa. As a result, Ben contends with a veritable battalion of greedy gold hunters. Six Years And A Day S03E15 A doctor seeks revenge on the man he blames for ruining his practice. Flowers By The Door S03E16 Lucas unmasks a killer posing as a door-to-door seed salesman. The Sally Potter Story S01E28 Sally Potter hitches a ride on the wagon train and finds that being pretty helps and hurts her. Someone she knew catches up to the train and wants to remind her of who she is and where she came from, possibly ruining what she wants for her future. Decision (a.k.a. Problem) S02E01 Roy and John rescue a man whose engine has fallen on him during his car repair work. 'twas The Day After Christmas S10E09 To boost post-yuletide morale on Dec 26, Potter has the officers and enlisted men change places for the day. Follies Of The Living - Concerns Of The Dead S10E10 While suffering a fever, Klinger communicates with the spirit of a dead soldier, Private Weston, who stays on to witness his own last rites. The Birthday Girls S10E11 Margaret's birthday plans are spoiled when she and Klinger get stranded on a desolate roadside. Meanwhile, Charles gives a lecture for Margaret, and the surgeons assist in the delivery of a calf. Blood And Guts S10E12 Hawkeye is outraged when a sensationalistic war correspondent, Clayton Kibbee, reports irresponsible G.I. stunts as tales of military valor. Guest Of Honor S02E21 As a sort of publicity stunt, the town decides to pull over the first car that drives through Mayberry and make its occupant the town's guest of honor. That lucky driver? A recently released convict. The Merchant Of Mayberry S02E22 Traveling salesman Bert Miller is getting tired of traveling, so Andy and Barney plan to help him set up a small general goods shop on a vacant lot. Teenage Idol S03E08 Rock 'n' roll idol Johnny Poke visits the Clampetts while in town to play the Hollywood Bowl. Granny's not too happy about it; she's worried Jethro will pick up his bad habits. Granny loses her temper and thinks she turned Jethro into a puppy when she says he needs to be taught a lesson. The Crow Ganef S03E28 Gomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief, plundering everyone—and stashing the loot in Gomer's locker. Easy Come, Easy Go S06E15 Hogan and Klink go to England to steal an allied airplane as part of Hogan's plan to expose Nazi spies in London. The Meister Spy S06E16 Hogan and his men pose as Nazi officers to get an American traitor to divulge the names of his German superiors. Guest Maggie Smith In The Ham Actor, three actors attempt to sabotage the others while also trying to impress a big-wig in the audience. Then, in The Truck Drivers, two hard-nosed drivers prepare for life as divorced and single men. Finally, in Fight to the Finish, Carol and the gang pantomime the fight of the century. The Case Of The Blind Man's Bluff S04E19 Crooked jewelry store owner Karl Addison learns that he needs an operation that will temporarily blind him. Addison makes plans to rob his own store knowing that his sightlessness will provide him with a perfect alibi. The Man In The Bottle S02E02 A discontented curio shop owner thinks he's finally found happiness when a genie grants him four wishes. I Spy S07E09 A man hires a detective to follow his estranged wife, who he believes is seeing another man. Services Rendered S07E10 After getting hit on the head, a young man suffers from amnesia. Death Run S02E14 When a friend calls on him for help, Mannix discovers that justice isn't always blind. The Game Children Play "Cannon is hired when the only witness to a robbery is a young child who blames an Arabian heir for the crime." Poisoned Pigeon S03E22 A pair of con artists murder a victim who's found them out. The Shooting Board S02E02 Friday lands in hot water after a thief he attempted to apprehend, and in the process shot at, turns up dead and SID can't find evidence that the man fired at Friday. The Badge Racket S02E03 Three con artists have been swindling businessmen from out of town by posing as a prostitute and two policemen. The detectives set a trap as Gannon pretends to be a manufacturer from Lincoln, Nebraska. Log 1 -- The Impossible Mission S01E01 Malloy plans to resign at the end of shift due to the death of his previous partner but is assigned a rookie partner, Reed. Malloy decides the green Reed is worthy of his effort to train him, leading Malloy to stay on the job. Log 141 -- The Color Tv Bandit S01E02 Malloy and Reed learn of a serial home burglar stealing color TVs. They stumble upon the suspect's car with unusual results. Also, Reed must come to terms with his anger over a drug using mother that endangered her children to score dope. Secret Agent Bill "Teddy Roosevelt enlists Bill as a spy. Bill looks to Sixties spies for inspiration." Beaver's Jacket S05E19 Richard has just gotten, as Beaver describes it, a "keen" new jacket and this prompts Beaver to ask his parents for one exactly like it. June and Ward are hesitant after learning the price but decide to give in. However, when Richard loses his jacket, he coerces Beaver into a plot to trick his parents. Nobody Loves Me S05E20 Beaver becomes convinced that he's ugly and unwanted after constantly being reminded how cute he used to be and from being yelled at by his parents for how messy he is currently. The Case Of The Singular Double S07E04 Mason is accused of obstructing justice when he defends a woman who had faked her own suicide by running an empty car off a cliff. It seems as though the police found the body of another woman in the wreckage. Nowhere To Turn: Part 2 (s9, ep) Matlock defends himself against a murder charge after a judge who issued him a contempt citation is found dead. Execution Of Trust S04E15 A psychiatrist tells Gillespie that one of her patients has confessed to a crime that another man is about to be executed for, but she refuses to divulge his identity. The Romance S03E06 In this episode, John Boy encourages his mother, Olivia's, talent in painting Joe Phy "Matt goes to Elkader after the man who shot him and runs into Joe Phy "US Marshall"." Buffalo Man "Matt & Chester are taken prisoner by two buffalo hunters who are hunting buffalo in Indian territory. The hunters leave them tied to a wagon in hopes that the Indians will kill them." Second Chance S09E01 When Joe and Hoss are gone from home trying to warn nearby settlers about renegade indians, Joe is shot with an arrow. Hoss desperately tries to find assistance, finding help in an unlikely group of people. Long Trek S03E17 Lucas and Marshal Torrance run into trouble transporting a captured killer back to face trial. The Actress S03E18 A deathbed request from an old friend sends Lucas to a neighboring town in search of the man's long-lost sweetheart. The Daniel Barrister Story S01E29 Faith is tested when a man's wife is injured and he refuses to let her receive medical aid. When Flint rides to the nearest town to get a doctor, he finds they have their own problems: a smallpox epidemic. Kids S02E02 The station adopts a stray dog, which they name Boot. The firemen rescue a boy from a hole; he turns out to be an abused child. Roy and John rescue another boy whose head is stuck in a basement window. Dr. Early extracts a child's arm from a steering wheel. At a brush fire, Boot helps locate an injured hiker, and then leaves with a hook and ladder truck. A Holy Mess S10E13 An AWOL soldier, Nick Gillis, seeks sanctuary in the mess tent, after Father Mulcahy's service. At the same time, a special Sunday brunch is due to be served, following the donation of some eggs to the camp by a grateful farmer. The Tooth Shall Set You Free S10E14 Charles has a serious toothache, but hates the thought of having anything done about it. The doctors suspect prejudice when an inordinate number of black casualties are brought in from a single unit, led by Major Weems. Pressure Points S10E15 Potter sends for Sidney Freedman when he loses confidence in his surgical abilities, and Winchester loses patience with his bunkmates' sloppiness. Where There's A Will, There's A War S10E16 Hawkeye goes to help at an aid station, and under heavy shelling he draws up a will, leaving various items to his friends at the 4077th. Aunt Bee The Warden S02E23 When the Mayberry jail is filled to capacity with a group of moonshiners who blame Otis for their capture, Andy takes Otis home to serve his term. The County Nurse S02E24 Mary Simpson, the county nurse, wants to get all of the farmers in the county to take their innoculations. Figuring everyone will follow suit if she can just get Rafe Hollister to do it, she enlists the help of Andy. The Widow Poke Arrives S03E09 Granny flies widow Emma Poke out to Beverly Hills to match-make with Jed. She figures she can trick Jed into marriage, though Jed finds out what is going on. However, Jed doesn’t want to marry her, and it turns out that Emma doesn’t want to marry him. One Of Our Shells Is Missing S03E29 Sgt. Carter and Gomer hunt for a live mortar shell that the private lost during practice. That's No Lady, That's My Spy S06E17 Newkirk poses as a general's wife to get penicillin to an ill underground leader. To Russia Without Love S06E18 Hogan arranges for a beautiful Russian spy to convince Klink that the Kommandant should volunteer for service at the Russian front. Hogan's payoff: some secret papers. Guest Bernadette Peters In Give Him the Needle, two feuding doctors use a patient as a bargaining chip. Then, in Mr. Cool, Harvey tries to teach Tim how to charm the ladies. Finally, in Call Me a Doctor, Vicki double-crosses her crook boyfriend, using a naive doctor. The Case Of The Barefaced Witness S04E20 In a small California town throwing a festival during which all men wear beards, Paul Drake tries to locate missing money embezzled by a former bank president. Nervous Man In A Four Dollar Room S02E03 Ordered to commit a murder, a smalltime hood nervously looks in the mirror and sees the man he could have been. The Right Kind Of Medicine S07E11 A bank robber with a bullet wound receives the wrong medicine from an old pharmacist. A Jury Of Her Peers S07E12 A sheriff suspects the wife of a murdered man to be his killer. Harvest Of Death S02E01 When two crop-dusting pilots disappear, Mannix is hired to find them. The Reformer "Cannon is hired when a crusading newspaper editor is found near a dead body, while drunk and unconscious in a hotel room." Jeopardy For Two S03E23 Barnaby follows a double agent who's stolen a porcelain collection. The Bank Jobs S02E04 A nervy bank robber uses innocent women to help commit his crimes. Friday and Gannon are nearly sidetracked when one of the victims lies about her involvement and later proves to have a criminal record of her own. The Big Neighbor S02E05 Bill invites Joe to dinner and a football game at his home in Eagle Rock. The only problem: Gannon's neighbors keep interrupting the visit with petty and then not-so-petty problems. Log 131 -- Reed, The Dicks Have Their Job And We Have Ours S01E04 Malloy teaches raw rookie Reed about the job that detectives play when a murder scene must be secured and turned over. Reed learns to be content with his role and responsibilities in a uniformed radio car when they arrest fleeing fugitives. Log 11 -- It's Just A Little Dent, Isn't It? S01E03 Reed dents the fender of the patrol car while putting gas in it and frets the entire shift about the impact of it on his career. Meanwhile they deal with a man who wants revenge against a woman who testified against his son. World Tuna Day "It's World Tuna Day, and Toony is going all out to celebrate his special day!" Beaver's Fear S05E21 Wally is rounding up some guys to go to an amusement park and he's one short from getting a discount so he settles on Beaver. However, Beaver begins having second thoughts when he hears stories about one of the roller coasters. Three Boys And A Burro S05E22 Beaver, Gilbert and Richard find a burro for sale in Mayfield and they each decide to go in $10 for it. After getting their parent's permission, Richard and Gilbert fight over who gets to keep the burro, which they name Pepe. However, once they get a load of just how destructive a burro can be, they dump the problem of room and board on Beaver. The Case Of The Careless Kidnapper S07E27 After a fake kidnaping goes wrong, Dr. Gregory Pelham finds that his secret experiments in rehabilitating prominent alcoholics have resulted in a mess of blackmail and murder. The Madam (s9, ep) When a blackmailing call girl is charged with murder, Matlock is hired to bring the real killer to justice. Child Of Promise S04E16 A story of two brothers as they struggle to influence a younger sibling. The first is an honor student that Althea has great plans for, the other a dangerous drug dealer. The Ring S03E07 Mary Ellen finds a ring in a purse she got. Belongs to a neighbor. Loses it at a dance Kitty Caught "The Gunner brothers rob the bank in Dodge and take Kitty hostage." Claustrophobia "Ollie Ridgers is a free spirited man who hates towns and lives free on the prairie. His friend Jim Branch convinces Ollie to go into Dodge for a good time at Miss Kitty's saloon. While Ollie is in town, two men kill Ollie's hogs and mule. Ollie goes after the two men thus killing one of the men." Sense Of Duty S09E02 Ben, Hoss and Joe help the Virginia City militia escort a renegade indian, who believes he is the Almighty, through hostile indian territory and on to prison. The Wyoming Story: Part 1 S03E20 Lucas agrees to take a job as a federal undercover agent and goes to Wyoming to investigate rumors of sales of arms to renegade indians. His life is endangered by the town drunk, who stumbles onto his true identity. The Wyoming Story: Part 2 S03E21 Mark stays with Miss Milly, while Lucas is in Wyoming on the trail of a gang illegally selling weapons to the Indians. Mark suffers from loneliness and doubt while his father is away for two months. The Charles Maury Story S01E32 Adams becomes suspicious of a soldier who's supposedly providing protection for the wagon train from bandits. Show Biz S02E03 A photo shoot at the station gets John excited. A country doctor helps Roy and John when they can't reach Rampart on a call. The paramedics rescue a man drowning in a swimming pool and two stuntmen trapped on a waterfall at a movie studio. Promotion Commotion S10E17 Winchester, Pierce and Hunnicutt find themselves in the sticky position of having to decide which enlisted men to recommend for promotion. For Winchester it could be a matter of life and death. Heroes S10E18 Hawkeye is the golden boy of the world press when he treats a celebrity prizefighter, "Gentleman" Joe Cavanaugh, who has a stroke at the 4077th. Father Mulcahy finds the news hard to take, as Cavanaugh was a hero of his. Sons And Bowlers S10E19 After losing to the Marines once again, Colonel Potter wishes there was one sport the 4077th were any good at. When Klinger mentions he can bowl, the Colonel decides to have a bowling competition. Unfortunately, he and Klinger are the only two good bowlers in the camp, so BJ and Father Mulcahy are "recruited" to the team. Picture This S10E20 Potter's attempts to assemble the crew for a family portrait are thwarted by a feud between bunkmates Pierce, Hunnicutt and Winchester. Things are not helped by the efforts of Margaret, Klinger and Mulcahy to bring the Swampmen back together. Wedding Bells For Aunt Bee S02E26 After Clara convinces Aunt Bee that Andy won't be able to find a wife as long as she's around, Aunt Bee begins searching for a man whom she can marry. Three's A Crowd S02E27 Every time Andy tries to be alone with Mary, Barney shows up. After Andy explains that he wants to be alone with her, Barney believes that Andy is planning to propose. The Ballet S03E10 Mrs. Drysdale gets Jed to back the Beverly Hills Ballet Company, and Jed figures that ballet is the perfect way to keep Granny, who is tired of getting “butler sassed,” among other things, in Beverly Hills. Jed gets her interested in the dance just as Mrs. Drysdale gets the money she needs to save the ballet company. The Gypsies S03E23 After Andy orders a group of gypsies out of Mayberry, they set up camp outside of town and place a "curse" on the area in the form of a drought. Klink For The Defense S06E19 Klink is appointed defense counsel for a German officer on trial for treason who has secret plans intended for London. Hogan helps Klink prove the officer's innocence in order to secure the plans. The Kamikazes Are Coming S06E20 The guys find a new rocket that has landed near camp. They are at a loss on how to get it back to England for study when Marya and her rocket-designing husband enter camp. Oldest Man, The / Hollow Hero, The In The Oldest Man, Harvey goes to the doctor, the Oldest Man. Then, in The Hollow Hero, Princess Vicki wants to marry a man who swallowed a grenade, much to her royal parents' dismay. The Case Of The Difficult Detour S04E21 Contactor Pete Mallory is charged with the murder of a vacation resort developer. A Thing About Machines S02E04 A writer feels that the machines in his house are conspiring against him. The Silk Petticoat S07E13 A man plans to remarry after the death of his first wife. Bad Actor S07E14 An actor is outraged when another man gets the part he wanted. Only Giants Can Play S02E09 A petty crook dies strangely. It's not so much the man as the motive that tickles Mannix in his head. Or is it the fact that it might be related to the political aspirations of someone he doesn't like very much? House Of Cards "The accountant of Eden Corporation has disappeared and along with him three million dollars. Does unscrupulous branch manager Sheffield have to do with the plot? Cannon comes across a discovery and suddenly local reporter Julie Foster also plays an important role." Bond Of Fear S03E24 Barnaby is hired to reinvestigate a case in which a woman is found innocent of murder by a jury, but found guilty by the townspeople. Behind All Silver, There's A Cloud Lining S01E24 As a ploy to get people to stay at the Shady Rest, Uncle Joe spreads a rumor that a silver strike has been found in the area, inviting guests to dig in his drainage ditch. Steve's New Job S01E17 To go to New York or not to go to New York—that is the question faced by Steve and Betty Jo after Steve gets a big job offer. The Housekeeper S06E18 Miss Jane is worried about Granny, who cleans the entire mansion by herself. Jane tells Jed and Elly that she thinks they need a housekeeper. Drysdale tells Jane that his wife is looking, and Mrs. Drysdale comes through with one. They decide to have Granny accept her by telling her this housekeeper is a little lady just like her who needs the money, and Granny decides to allow the help. The Diner S06E19 Jed thinks that it is time for Jethro to start in the business world, and Jethro decides to become a fry cook and open his own restaurant. Jed is okay with this, but when he tells Drysdale, he is unsure because he is afraid of losing some of the Clampett money. The banker does end up buying Jethro a place on Restaurant Row, but the building is a wreck, with rent only thirty-five a month. Jethro is just glad to have a place of his own. Cops Is Always Right, Popeye Meets Hercules, Puppet Love "Popeye's troubles start when his car unintentionally knocks down a traffic policeman, and he's given a ticket., Popeye challenges Hercules., Popeye wants to propose Olive, but he doesn't have the courage to express his feelings. " Jerry And The Goldfish, Papa Gets The Bird, Bodyguard "Tom tries to cook the house’s goldfish, Goldie, which has become Jerry’s new friend., Papa Bear, in an effort to prove he is worthwhile, decides to give Mama Bear’s pet canary a bath with disastrous results., Jerry uses a whistle given to him by a grateful bulldog to stop Tom from chasing him." Shutter Bug, Project Reject, Man's Best Friend, Woody Woodpecker, The Case Of The Maltese Chicken, Under The Spreading Blacksmith Shop, Tepee For Two "Woody is a movie star, but the paparazzi follow him even into his vacation in the woods., Chilly tries to drive out the disruptive millitary installation next to his igloo., An overtired hunting dog named Snoozer can't get a good night's rest., Curious to find out if he's crazy, Woody Woodpecker goes to a hungry fox psychiatrist., Inspector Willoughy tracks The Maltese Chicken stolen by Egg Foo Yung., Blacksmith Papa Panda bets Andy he couldn't shoe a horse. Papa Panda dresses up as a horse to ensure he wins the bet., Woody's neighbors evict him from the entire city, so Woody moves to the top of an indigineous man's teepee. He doesn't appreciate Woody's noise either." Rabbit Rampage, Rushing Roulette, The Yolks On You, Rabbit's Kin, One Froggy Evening, Dog Tales, Rabbit Seasoning "Elmer has the power of an animator and drives Bugs mad. , The Coyote tries all sorts of methods to catch the Roadrunner. , Daffy Duck and Sylvester fight over a golden egg laid by Miss Prissy. , Bugs saves a cute little bunny from Pete Puma and teaches him how to act in a cartoon. , A poor man finds a singing frog in his building and takes him to a talent agent so he can try to make money off him. , An assortment of Dog-related gags such as a Doberman Pinscher who pinches people., Elmer is hunting both Daffy and Bugs again. Bugs talks Elmer into going after Daffy, who ends up getting the worst of all the pranks. " The Night Dr. Loveless Died S03E04 The agents travel to Hayes City to identify the body of their archnemesis, Dr. Loveless. While there, they meet up with Miguelito's next of kin, Dr. Liebknicht, a Swiss neurologist. The key leads to Loveless' files, but his former associates and a femme fatale are after the key as well. The Dan Hogan Story S01E33 In a growing town, Seth meets a friend from his distant past. He remembers how they met and the circumstances bringing them west. When his friend's home is threatened, he learns that removing his firearm may be the key to resolving the situation. Lost Treasure S02E01 A con man tells Heath that he, not Tom Barkley, is Heath’s father. Heath is determined to find out the truth; if he isn’t Tom Barkley’s son, he won’t let himself be a Barkley, despite the fact that the family says they will not let him leave without a fight. Ma Tennis "Andy Tennis kills a gambler. Matt arrests him but Andy's mother breaks him out of jail." Sunday Supplement "Clifton Bunker and Samuel Spring, writers from New York, come to Dodge looking for a story. Finding none they stir up trouble to get a story." The Conquistadors S09E03 A band of Mexicans kidnaps Joe, demanding a $25,000 ransom. And if that's not bad enough, a group of cowboys is planning to rescue Joe, kill him and claim the gold for themselves. Closer Than A Brother S03E22 Lucas looks for answers when recovering alcoholic Micah Torrence returns to the bottle—and turns in his badge. The Lost Treasure Of Canyon Town S03E23 In a ghost town, Lucas, Mark and Micah tangle with the Newman family and learn the secret of the town's 20-year-old mystery of a lost gold mine. Incident Of The Pied Piper S06E19 An orphanage operator makes a bid to renovate his impoverished institution—by selling Favor's stray cattle. International Affair "After a Hawaiian prince is killed in Paladin's hotel room, he must find out why three men - a German attache, a Russian prince, and a spy are all ready to kill to take possession of a signet ring which a Hawaiian princess has given to Paladin." Bounty For A Bride S01E31 A decidedly different and dangerous assignment awaits Josh when he agrees to go into the Apache camp. He is to compete in their contests in an attempt to win the hand of a white woman they kidnapped as a child and have raised as their own. Calling All Curs, Loco Boy Makes Good, Oily To Bed, Oily To Rise, Shot In The Frontier, Stone Age Romeos, Rhythm And Weep "Veternarians Moe, Curly and Larry find their business going to the dogs when one of their prize patients is stolen and held for ransom. , The Stooges help a little old lady by transforming her rundown hotel into a posh nightclub. At show time, Curly gets the magician's coat by mistake.  , The Stooges pair with three dancers to put on a Broadway show, not realizing their sponsor is an escaped mental patient., The Stooges are tramps looking for handouts. Although the boys are down and out, Curly seems to get everything he wishes for. After some trouble with a farmer, the boys come across an abandoned car, one of Curly's wishes. The car actually belongs to some con men who have just gypped the widow Jenkins out of her land. The boys wind up at the Mrs. Jenkins house just in time for a free meal. To repay Mrs. Jenkins the boys try to fix her well and instead unleash an oil geyser. Learning that Mrs. Jenkins has been swindled, the boys go to retrieve the deed before it can be recorded. They find the bad guys and after a wild fight recover the deed. The boys return the deed to Mrs. Jenkins and marry her daughters; April, May and June. , Set in the old west, the Stooges must defend their honor against the Noonan brothers, three desperadoes who want to marry the same girls the Stooges are courting. , The Stooges hope to collect a reward by proving to a museum that cavemen still exist. They return from their expedition with a film purporting to show some stone age Stooges defending their women from other cavemen. The museum curators are about to pay they reward, until they overhear the Stooges talking about how they faked the film, with themselves playing the cavemen. " Mysterious Island "During the US Civil War, Union POWs escape in a balloon and end up stranded on a South Pacific island, inhabited by giant plants and animals." The Great Train Robbery S03E22 Shame and his criminal posse negotiate a trade: Batgirl for Frontier Fanny. Meanwhile, Batman and Robin prepare for the final conflict. The Way To Eden S03E20 The Enterprise picks up a group of space "hippies" looking for Eden. The Knightly Murders S01E18 To prevent the destruction of its home, the spirit of a Knight reanimates a suit of armor to kill those responsible. The Promised Planet S03E19 The Robot suddenly announces that the Jupiter II is approaching Alpha Centauri. Everyone is surprised, and the ship lands on a planet where they are greeted by a group of people who appear to be teenagers from Earth. Leviathan S02E08 With his discovery of an undersea fissure, a former colleague of Nelson's turns into a menacing monster bent on destroying the Seaview. Brainwash S01E14 The giants develop a contact truth serum and plan to interrogate a captured Steve, forcing him to lead them to a secret communication base that a previous Earth expedition established. Raiders From Outer Space S01E29 Tony and Doug are at Khartoum in 1883 when the world is menaced by conquerors from outer space. The Ivy Curtain S01E11 David discovers a school whose purpose is alien indoctrination. Swords And Quests "Walt races to find Matt whose life is threatened by an evil fantasy game." Day Of Detention (s5, ep) If Zack can just get out of detention, he has a chance at winning a trip to Hawaii. Doing their best to get him off the hook, the gang ends up in detention, too. Isn't It Romantic (s5, ep) On Valentine's Day, the gang flashes back to the romantic adventures they've had in the past. Wrestling With The Future (s5, ep) Slater and his father fight over where he should attend college and Zack tries to fix it. Meanwhile, Jessie becomes a cheerleader and worries about college acceptances. Class Rings (s5, ep) After Zack buys class rings for all the seniors at Bayside, he's embarrassed to find out he's been had when the rings turn out to be phonies. Cut Day (s4, ep) It's senior cut day. Zack does his best not to get caught by Belding. Meanwhile, Jessie protests the use of plastic cups. School Song (s5, ep) The gang decides to write a new school song together for a Bayside competition. Zack schemes to get them to compete against one another, and when they find out it's time for revenge. The Liberation Of Marcia Brady S05E19 Women's Liberation hits the Brady household, and the boys scoff at Marcia's idea that girls can do the same things that boys do. To prove her point, she tries joining Greg's Frontier Scouts. Peter And The Wolf S05E05 Greg lands a date with Sandra but only if he can get a date for her visiting cousin, Linda. He convinces Peter to wear a fake mustache and act as if he were an older man. Meanwhile, Mike and Carol brush up on their Spanish, in anticipation of Mike's visiting Spanish-speaking clients. Guess Who's Coming To Christmas S02E11 Fonzie tells Al the story of the time an unexpected visitor turned Howard Cunningham's plans for a traditional family Christmas upside down. The Robbery S04E04 Laverne's date with a member of the Purple Fiends street gang goes sour when he robs a grocery store. The Bookie Barber S02E28 A bookie from Raleigh sets himself up in Floyd's barbershop as an extra barber, trying to avoid the heat. Andy gets suspicious when the new barber has the same three clients. The Quiz Show S01E05 After hearing a radio quiz show and having Ricky answer all the questions correctly, Lucy manages to get herself and Ricky on the show. Little does she know that Ricky knew the answers beforehand. The show is called "Females are Fabulous," a title that Lucy justifies elaborately. In this episode, Frank Nelson makes the first of many cameos as Freddy Fillmore. Eddie Quits School S05E23 Eddie pompously announces that he's dropping out of school to get a high paying job at a gas station. However, all is not as it seems when Wally and Lumpy get a glance at Eddie's new free spending life. Wally Stays At Lumpy's S05E24 A communication gap ensues when Wally wants to spend the night at Lumpy's and Beaver wants to have Gilbert spend the night. Beaver asks June and she tells him he can sometime when Wally spends the night somewhere and Wally asks Ward, who tells him he can sometime when Beaver has someone spend the night. Topless Anyone? S06E20 The Happy Gizzard isn’t doing well, and Jethro wants to improve his business. He thinks he has an idea to make his restaurant a huge success. After seeing signs outside other restaurants, he believes his restaurant should have topless waitresses. But he thinks this means the waitresses don’t wear hats. Jethro tells Drysdale just as he is working on landing a $20 million dollar account, scaring the millionaire Vanderponts away. The Great Snow S06E21 Granny misses the seasons, especially the snowy winter. She wants to go home to the hills and see some snow. Jed decides to let Granny win and calls Drysdale to tell him that Granny wants to head back home to the hills. He learns that she wants the snow back. Drysdale comes up with a plan to keep the hillbillies in Beverly Hills, telling them that a big blizzard is going to strike Beverly Hills. St. Gilligan And The Dragon S01E20 The women decide to move to the other side of the island in protest. Big Man On Little Stick S01E21 Handsome surfer Duke Williams rides a giant tsunami to the island. Danny Meets Andy Griffith "Danny is arrested by Sheriff Andy Taylor for going through a stop sign in the town of Mayberry." The New Housekeeper S01E01 Rose, the former housekeeper, gets married and Opie is unhappy at her departure. Aunt Bee comes to live with Andy and Opie, and Opie is not exactly thrilled with her. The Andy Griffith Show Reunion "Cast members from "The Andy Griffith Show" gather to reminisce about the classic 1960s TV series." The Pickle Story S02E11 It's canning time again, and Aunt Bee has put up another batch of pickles. After realizing the only thing they're good for is killing flies brave enough to land on them, Andy and Barney decide to substitute store-bought for her homemade. Peter Morcey- Star Wars Toys "There are all kinds of Star Wars collectors. Peter Morcey is the kind of guy who collects Star Wars toys, lots of them, and displays them in a meticulous fashion that shows off all his complete toy lines, toy lines from other countries, and toys that no one else has. Today, he'll show Lisa some of his most prized possessions like the one-of-a-kind ,multi-colored C3P0 figures, a vinyl caped Jawa, and a coveted Italian card back that doesn't even have the toy attached. Our expert, John Ragusa, Peter's pal, and a Star Wars fan and collector himself will have the honors of appraising this magnificent collection and then attempting to make a swap with Peter. John's brought a hard-to-get collectible he knows Peter wants, but may be reaching for another galaxy with his trade request." That Darn Kid S10E21 Klinger buys a goat, with the intention of getting rich by selling its milk. Then the goat eats the 4077th's $22,340 payroll, leaving paymaster Hawkeye holding the bag. Meanwhile, Charles also thinks he can make a killing when he sees an ancient vase. Hey, Look Me Over S11E01 Margaret and her nursing staff are about to be inspected by Col. Bucholz. Meanwhile, Kellye is offended that Hawkeye is attracted to nurses besides her. Archie Is Jealous S02E23 Gloria is reading over an old love letter that Mike had sent her. This leads to a conversation between Gloria and Edith concerning an old flame of Edith's with whom she once spent a weekend. However, when Archie hears of Edith's supposed innocent weekend, he hits the roof and demands that Edith not keep any secrets from him. Archie And The Editorial S03E01 Archie gets fed up with a television editorial when this week's issue concerns gun control. Archie rails against gun control, battles it out with Mike and ultimately decides to go on the TV show with a rebuttal. Later, Archie meets his two biggest supporters, a pair of stickup artists who rob him at gunpoint. Archie's Fraud S03E02 Archie's Sunday job, driving taxi cabs for Bert Munson, has been a fine extra job for additional income. However, Archie has failed to report the extra income on his tax returns. Archie goes down to the IRS to explain, and soon discovers that he will be audited by the IRS. Trying to get out of it, Archie considers bribing the agent. The Threat S03E03 Archie gets word that an old Army buddy who once saved his life is coming to town with his wife, Bobbi Jo. Archie offers to have them stay at his place. When Bobbi Jo arrives early, Archie gets an eyeful of the voluptuous woman and his guilt over his lust begins to show through to Mike and Gloria. Edith overhears a conversation between Archie, Mike and Gloria and out of concern for her marriage, makes a pivotal decision. Guest Joanne Woodward In The Family, Eunice reunites with an old friend who's now a carefree divorcee. Guests Steve Lawrence And Eydie Gorme In 200 Years Ago Today, Harvey reminisces about the old Revolutionary days. Then, in Kitchen Commercials, Carol and the gang perform a TV commercial parody about kitchen products. Next, in By the Time I Get to Phoenix, Carol tries to run away from her husband, but every form of transportation fails her. Then, in The Cafeteria, customers steal each other's seats in a crowded lunchroom. Finally, in Salute to Universal Studios, Carol and the gang parody classic movies, including Hamlet, Rooster Cogburn, Freud, and Earthquake. A Show Of Hands S04E28 Rob and Laura accidentally dye their hands before a big banquet. Baby Fat S04E29 Alan Brady asks Rob to secretly fix the play of a noted playwright. The Loudspeaker S04E30 Ralph writes a speech because he thinks he's going to be Raccoon of the Year—but it turns out Norton receives the honor. The Howling Man S02E05 A man on a walking trip of post-World War I Europe gets caught in a storm. He takes shelter in a remote monastery and finds a mysterious prisoner. The Long Silence (s1, ep) Cory Manson is paralyzed, and terrified that her husband will discover she is slowly recovering. The Innocent S05E03 In the Middle East, Willy and Barney infiltrate a chemical plant to gain access to Dehominant-B, a quick-acting lethal gas. Barney is exposed to Dehominant-B and crippled; Willy escapes but Barney is captured. Escape Into Black S02E09 On the verge of closing in on the shadowy one-armed man, Kimble is rendered amnesiac after a freak gas explosion at a roadside diner. While the fugitive fights to regain his memory, a struggle ensues at the hospital between Margaret Ruskin, a social worke Silent Kill "Harry O runs into a deadly conspiracy when he tries to clear a deaf man charged with arson and murder." The Big Frustration S02E06 Sgt. Carl Maxwell, a frustrated fellow detective, goes AWOL; Friday and Gannon have three days to track him down before Maxwell loses his badge for good.