Pass The Udder Udder (BS 2112) Al Brownlee
Squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt ... Moo!
Squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt ... Moo!

I been across the nation many times now

I've been taking all the ribbin', lettin' people do their fibbin'
Here's one thing that I've just got to tell

Way down south in ol' Jack County down in Texas

They made doctors, farmers, preachers, superintendents and school teachers
And maybe I'm the one who likes to yarn

Pass the udder udder over to my udder brudder

So we passed the udder udder and I passed it to my brudder
Lord, we had a handful every day

They say things grow big up in Alaska

To a cow that we once had us, the name of her was Gladys
Boy, you should have seen the neighbors stand and stare

She stood 10 feet tall and had one purple eyeball

She had 27 spigots, and the tourists all bought tickets
Just to watch us milk and hear us loudly cry-y-y-y...

Pass the udder udder over to my udder brudder

So we passed the udder udder and I passed it to my brudder
Lord, we had a handful every day

Squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt ... Moo!

We created quite a spectacle, I grant you

And while people said "How funny,", we raked in enough durn money
To go out and order ermine BVD's

Father turned her on her back one Sunday morning

"Well, the reason why," said Pop "is so the cream will be on top."
"Gosh," the cow said, "in that case, it's in the bag!"

Pass the udder udder over to my brudder

So we passed the udder udder and I passed it to my brudder
Lord, we had a handful every day

Gladys she was quite a star in cattle circles

You would think she'd been to college, although she herself acknowledged
That she gained her fame entirely by pull

Gladys said to us one cold December morning

But when I get a cold it lingers, and I can't stand icy fingers
So go back into the house and get your gloves!"

Pass the udder udder over to my brudder

So we passed the udder udder and I passed it to my brudder
Lord, we had a handful every day