| **Without vox-pop** ``` > How do I debloat my face? Lymphatic drainage, reduce sodium, cold compress, drink water, sleep elevated... (correct but soulless — same answer as every health blog since 2015) ``` | **With vox-pop** ``` ★ Searched: Reddit, 4chan /fit/, SE Fitness Consensus (70%+ of threads): → Reduce sodium + 3L water/day → Sleep elevated on back Controversial: → Gua sha: loved on Reddit, mocked on /fit/ as placebo What actually worked: → "Cut dairy for 2 weeks — face visibly deflated" (847↑ r/SCA) → "Minox bloat is real, went away month 3" (/fit/, recurring) ⚠ Some suggestions are unvetted. ``` |