#+title: 404

# What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated
# top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda,
# and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the
# entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck
# out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking
# words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again,
# fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being
# traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the
# pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime,
# and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I
# extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United
# States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face
# of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your
# little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking
# tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will
# shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

#+begin_export html
<style>
#content {
    text-align: center;
}

table tr:nth-child(1) td:nth-child(1)
{
    background: #0061d7;
}

table tr:nth-child(1) td:nth-child(2),
table tr:nth-child(2) td:nth-child(1)
{
    background: #307fdf;
}

table tr:nth-child(1) td:nth-child(3),
table tr:nth-child(2) td:nth-child(2),
table tr:nth-child(3) td:nth-child(1)
{
    background: #609ee7;
}


table tr:nth-child(2) td:nth-child(3),
table tr:nth-child(3) td:nth-child(2)
{
    background: #90bdef;
}

table tr:nth-child(3) td:nth-child(3)
{
    background: #c0dcf7;
}
</style>
#+end_export

#+BEGIN_SRC elisp :results raw :exports results
(let* ((word "WRONG DOOR MOTHERFUCKER")
       (colors
	(ct-gradient (length word)
			   (tarp/get :foreground)
			   (tarp/get :primary)
			   t)))
  (ns/blog-make-color-strip colors (-map 'string word)))
#+end_src

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