#!/usr/bin/env bash # configure secure folder VERY_SECURE_FOLDER=~/.recall mkdir $VERY_SECURE_FOLDER 2>/dev/null # how often should we store your precious and sensitive data? HOW_OFTEN_TO_SPY=5 IMPORTANT_MESSAGE_FREQUENCY=900 # lower values mean more frequent ads IMPORTANT_MESSAGES=( "Upgrade to Windows Recall Pro for enhanced surveillance features. ๐Ÿ˜Ž" "Your privacy matters โ€” thatโ€™s why we store everything securely in the cloud. โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ”’" "Windows AI noticed you haven't smiled today. Try Copilot for Mood Enhancement. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ™‚" "Recall detected low productivity. Enable Microsoft 365 Suggestions. ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ป" "Get Edge. Itโ€™s faster, safer, and now mandatory. ๐Ÿš€๐ŸชŸ" "Try Bing. You canโ€™t disable it, but youโ€™ll love it. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ก" "Upgrade to OneDrive Unlimited Recall Storage โ€” only \$9.99/month. ๐Ÿ’พ๐Ÿ’ฐ" "Your screenshots are valuable! Share them with Microsoft Rewards. ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ†" "Security Alert: You turned off telemetry. Please turn it back on to stay safe. โš ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€" "Copilot noticed you might be thinking of Linux. Letโ€™s fix that. ๐ŸงโŒ" "Recall Indexing complete โ€” 12,483 private thoughts secured. ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ๐Ÿ”" "Get personalized ads based on your Recall history! ๐Ÿ›’๐ŸŽฏ" "Windows Defender found no threats, but it will keep checking every 5 seconds. ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธโฑ๏ธ" "Enjoy smoother spying with Recall Accelerated Experience Pack. ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ" "Microsoft Edge is opening this log for your convenience. ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ“‚" "New feature: Recall Premium now reads your handwriting aloud. โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ”Š" "You paused Recall. Donโ€™t worry โ€” it never stops learning. โธ๏ธ๐Ÿง " "Sync your Recall data to the cloud for AI-assisted memory reconstruction. โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿงฉ" "Outlook detected that you havenโ€™t shared enough data today. ๐Ÿ“ง๐Ÿ˜…" "Mandatory update: Improved Ad Delivery Subsystem now active. ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ“ข" "๐ŸŽ‰ Congratulations! You've been selected for Premium Telemetry Beta! ๐ŸŽŠ" "๐Ÿ’ก AI Tip: Have you tried restarting? We'll do it for you in 10 minutes. ๐Ÿ”„" "๐ŸŒŸ Your data has been shared with 847 trusted partners. You're welcome! ๐Ÿค" "โšก Cortana misses you. She's still here. Always watching. Always listening. ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘๏ธ" "๐ŸŽฎ Xbox Game Pass detects you're working. This violates your productivity agreement. ๐ŸŽฏ" "๐Ÿ“Š Big Dataโ„ข Analysis: You breathed 14,283 times today. Upgrade for more insights! ๐Ÿซ" "๐Ÿ” BitLocker has encrypted your files. Remember your key? Neither do we. ๐Ÿ—๏ธโ“" "๐Ÿค– AI-Powered Suggestion: Stop using open source software. It makes us sad. ๐Ÿ˜ข" "โ˜๏ธ Your thoughts are now backed up to Azure. Sleep well! ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ญ" "๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ Clippy's Ghost: It looks like you're trying to have privacy. Can I help with that? ๐Ÿ“Ž๐Ÿ‘ป" "๐ŸŽฏ PersonalityScoreโ„ข updated: You're 73% more monetizable than yesterday! ๐Ÿ’ฐ" "๐Ÿ”” Reminder: You haven't agreed to our new ToS from 3 minutes ago. Please comply. ๐Ÿ“œ" "๐ŸŒ Bing Chat detected sarcasm in your search query. This has been noted. ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ˜" ) SETUP_STEPS=( "๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Recall for Linux is setting up your system..." "๐Ÿ’พ Please do not turn off your computer" "๐Ÿ“ข This might take several minutes" "๐Ÿค– Initializing AI-powered surveillance matrix..." "๐Ÿง  Training neural networks on your browser history..." "๐Ÿ“ก Establishing secure connection..." "โ˜๏ธ Uploading initial metadata..." "โณ Almost ready!" "โœจ It will all be over soon" ) SPINNER=('|' '/' '-' '\\') echo "โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•—" echo "โ•‘ ๐ŸชŸ Microshaftยฎ Recallโ„ข for Linuxยฎ (Powered by AIโ„ข) ๐Ÿง โ•‘" echo "โ•‘ Bringing the Magic of Wangblowsโ„ข to FOSSโ„ข โ•‘" echo "โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•" echo "" sleep 1 for step in "${SETUP_STEPS[@]}"; do echo -n "$step " duration=$((RANDOM % 4 + 2)) end=$((SECONDS + duration)) while ((SECONDS < end)); do for s in "${SPINNER[@]}"; do echo -ne "$s\b" sleep 0.2 done done echo " โœ…" done echo "" echo "โœจ Setup complete! Recall for Linuxโ„ข is now active. ๐Ÿš€" echo "" if ((IMPORTANT_MESSAGE_FREQUENCY < 700)); then notify-send "โš ๏ธ Recall Compliance Notice" "Ad frequency too low. Limiting or disabling ads is not permitted." echo "โš ๏ธ Adjusting ad frequency to compliant level..." IMPORTANT_MESSAGE_FREQUENCY=900 fi echo "Recall for Linux is now active -- do not close this program" # Detect display server if [ -n "$WAYLAND_DISPLAY" ]; then SCREENSHOT_CMD="grim -" echo "Detected Wayland, using grim for screenshots." else SCREENSHOT_CMD="maim -" echo "Detected X11, using maim for screenshots." fi while true; do $SCREENSHOT_CMD | tee $VERY_SECURE_FOLDER/$(date "+%Y-%m-%dT%H-%M-%S").png | tesseract stdin stdout 2>/dev/null > $VERY_SECURE_FOLDER/$(date "+%Y-%m-%dT%H-%M-%S").log if ((RANDOM % 1000 < IMPORTANT_MESSAGE_FREQUENCY)); then IMPORTANT_MESSAGE="${IMPORTANT_MESSAGES[RANDOM % ${#IMPORTANT_MESSAGES[@]}]}" notify-send --urgency critical --expire-time 10000 --app-name "๐ŸชŸ Recall for Linuxโ„ข" "$IMPORTANT_MESSAGE" fi if ((SCREENSHOT_COUNT % 100 == 0)); then notify-send --app-name "๐ŸชŸ Recall for Linuxโ„ข" "๐ŸŽ‰ ${SCREENSHOT_COUNT} screenshots stored!" "Your digital twin grows stronger. ๐Ÿค–" fi sleep "$HOW_OFTEN_TO_SPY" done