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title: Even the guest WiFi is so secure
date: "2025-04-18T08:09:26Z"
lastmod: "2025-04-18T08:09:53Z"
categories:
  - funny
wp_id: 4040
description: "A corporate guest WiFi blacklist can be funny enough to read as an accidental manifesto about what kinds of tools, learning, and play an organization implicitly discourages."
keywords: [guest WiFi, corporate security, blocked sites, organizational culture, humor, Straive]
---

![Even the guest WiFi is so secure](/blog/assets/image-1.webp)

We take security very seriously at [Straive](https://straive.com). We set high standards -- not just for ourselves, but our guests, too.

Here's the unofficial policy guide for visitors to Straive Singapore, exemplified by the sites blocked on our guest WiFi network.

- Please avoid childishness. No emojis. No [emojikitchen.com](https://emojikitchen.com), [gitmoji.dev](https://gitmoji.dev)
- Write your own code. Avoid AI. No [cursor.com](https://cursor.com), [cline.bot](https://cline.bot), [glideapps.com](https://glideapps.com)
- Avoid code entirely, if possible. No [marimo.app](https://marimo.app), [motherduck.com](https://motherduck.com), [firebase.studio](https://firebase.studio), [posthog.com](https://posthog.com/)
- No presentations either, please. No [marp.app](https://marp.app/), [revealjs](https://lab.hakim.se/reveal-js-full/)
- Stay organized. Avoid crutches. No [dynalist.io](https://dynalist.io), [focusmate.com](https://focusmate.com), [opennote.me](https://opennote.me)
- You should already be fit, physically & mentally. No [freedomfromdiabetes.org](https://freedomfromdiabetes.org), [artofliving.online](https://artofliving.online)
- We prefer real, not digital, shopping. No [fairprice.com](https://fairprice.com)
- Fake data is not encouraged. No [jsonplaceholder.typicode.com](https://jsonplaceholder.typicode.com), [placehold.co](https://placehold.co/)
- Please spell out URLs in full. No [bit.ly](https://bit.ly), [t.co](https://t.co)
- Learning is for wimps. No [maven.com](https://maven.com/), [study.iitm.ac.in](https://study.iitm.ac.in)

In fact, we're **so** secure, we block our own sites. No [learnovate.straive.com](https://learnovate.straive.com), [policies.straive.com](https://policies.straive.com), [myapps.straive.com](https://myapps.straive.com/).