1	- he's a cutie ... do we get to keep him ?
1	How is it !? && it's so , so , so good .
1	oo ok . When I opened up twitterfon and it said I had a reply I was like lauren Conrad andswere me haha
1	Got my baby fix this morning at coffee :o ) . Held wyatt , nevaeh , easton and loved every second of it I want a baby !!!!
0	Thank you very much for another short night #yay #not
1	it'll be worth it when you get it tomorrow
0	Favourite thing to do on a Monday morning is clean the toilet #Sarcasm
0	awww don't be like tht
1	me too
0	: I know one of those , hurts ur self esteem
0	There is literally nowhere I'd rather spend this beautiful day than in the library #not #12days
1	decided to wait for twilight ( yeah ! ) before i leave ....
0	goin to the yard sale very pooped hahahah malikky likky i need an energy drink
1	Opera Unite just went hella trendy #squarespace
1	haha its really coz we are awesome
1	Whew !! This was a fun booth ! Thanks all who came by for your support . It was my first booth . Lots work ; lots fun . Now , to callbacks !
0	is your friend doing anything tonight ? I board out of my mind and plus I'm broke ! LOL
0	listening to Alex play Fable 2 , and being pissed off that he took the game away from meeeee !!
0	You would think after waking up at 3:30 am yesterday that my body would be exhausted and maybe sleep trough the night #not #ugh
0	Battling with your cousin is always a great way to end the day ! #Sarcasm
0	Back in the land of no cell service , mucho excitement #sarcasm ... but still , home is home , and it's nice to be back #fornow
0	#TPFA #Sarcasm brilliance ->
0	Why must my cat barge in on me while I'm peeing all the time ?!?! #privacy #not
1	oh how i love being home some days ... <3
1	Literally , my dad watched every episode of pretty little liars with me HA . BEST DAD EVER . well let's just say he has no choice ......
0	at Finthen , at the dentist -
0	Hmmm , this one's more underhanded than Marcos - if these ' manipulations ' are indeed true #conass
1	The remote app on my iPhone for iTunes is soooooooo cool & useful & free .
0	sozzzzz this is why should make fat free food .. #sarcasm #notgoingtohappen
1	Hye sweetone & I can't wait to watch your new season I love your show have a good weekend xoxo hugz to your dad too !
0	they gonna put u on meds ? Did they say if pot smoking has helped or hurt ? Sorry man , that sux 4 u .
0	" : I'll have a Yasiel Puig update on shortly , at 6:10 pm ET on . #Dodgers " RT OH BOY CANT WAIT #Sarcasm
0	Something crazy happened today . I was waiting for an & staring at my phone ETA . Cabs were honking & trying to pick me . #irony
1	lol , have fun with that im going to sit in oxford st and busk for the gay community
1	Glad you had a good day , and sorry I razzed you about sunscreen . Beth said I bugged you !
0	I was talking about your retweet of your mate , but in fairness she's right I was only playing . Yeah good thanks ! Tanned #not
0	Wait wait and there are the TRAPPERS on the other hand .... Niggas be like HA I RAWED U NOW YA PREGNANT #STAMPED That ass is mine 4L #N
0	andyandandybruce and I are super talented sign makers at 11 pm . #sarcasm #thegreatyardsale2014 instagram.com/p/nl-zZWqC0c/
1	Ayoo .. I'll stand out like a sore thumb there . Hahaha .. I'm not promising anything but " if " I'm free I'll be there . " IF "
0	cont ... and then it goes to waste no one likes stale sweets . That reminds me of this cute song called Stale Cupcakes lol
1	WELL WELL WELL Liverpool fans ; all supporting mighty villa tomorrow ? #sarcasm #villameh
1	I keep seeing twitter commercials . Hahahaa . I need to get home so i can do chores and laundry . Ughh .
1	just got a new computer enjoying it . ughh i have alot of homeworkkk . thank godd theres only eight days left of school for me
1	there is nothing like working from my home
0	Like let's get drunk daily and be total DBags ! What a great way to live my life . #sarcasm #whatashame
1	Where are my curtains ?!
0	RT : I'm taking the piss ..... #sarcasm
1	off to sleep taking the day to rest from work madness ... my co wrkers shall be jealous 3day wkend again
1	Aww how cute
0	so yeah , not feeling good today at all
1	all in good time
1	hey im doin a proj on gay rights ... can u help me by tellin me ur thoughts on the subject ?? please !!!! thx
1	That's fantastic ! I hope you enjoyed your time here
1	can I ask you a question ? it's my nosy curiousity kicking in
0	After a great day of riding im sitting at home bored .... dream come true #not
1	what a lovely day ! going to enjoy the sun
0	My mom's leaving in three and a half hours .
0	yeh ive got an assignment to do . lol i didnt sleep till 1 or 2am yep tomorrows gonna be boring as . whatchu doing tonight ?
0	I can't wait till everyone finds out .. It's going to be fun listening to everything they're going to say .. \n #Sarcasm #NotReady #SorryNotSorr
1	Thanks for the follow - right back atcha ! Check out and if you haven't already
1	Red , green or christmas ? Please tweet back if you have any idea what I am talking about
1	Lori says she'll be done by 7:30 .... we'll see
1	I wonder if Barcamp Sydney #5 is going to have a name change , now that we're officially not in recession ?
1	it's gonna be a great semester . so far , so good . FOCUSED on that one and only ... education .
1	COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE !! Dunkin Donuts !!
1	so fun . sorry about the last minute dramz . the party was so fun tho we wont remember the little bumps except the fun ones
0	I just love sleeping in my California King alone .. #Not I just love going to sleep upset .. #SaidNoOneEver
1	Google Wave sounds awesome
0	Oh yes , Willy Wonka sells records . \n\nShe'll probably win the entire series . \n\n #TheVoiceAU #TheBackstoryAU #sarcasm
1	I agree . A little too rich for my blood . Nighty night ! Tweet ya tomorrow !
1	is trying to figure out this twitter thingo .......
1	??????
1	You'd be better off buying a solar panel
1	? Streatham ;) en only for feminine countries , ? for cities and places fran ? ais , ce n'est pas facile , non !?
0	is a tad bit upset shes missing her hubbys soccer game
1	Thank you . Now we'll just have to see how long it takes me to finish the damn thing .
0	- What im missing .
1	its PayDay ! Go to bed !
1	#gonzpiration Genial . ( World Record Attempt in Paris live > )
0	#Carnthemags I'm so happy to be here at Shit-ihad ! #Not #GoPies
1	Good dream last night
0	Just seen a Cardiff fan mock the Villa over Senderos ' statement that Villa are a " great club " . Yes , a Cardiff fan . #irony
1	I'll drive #small_victory
1	oh , pudding's fine . plenty of thursdays have been skipped for pudding .
0	altho i like the familiarity i get with winxp ... i wanna go linux on my netbook , XP is incompatible and stutters/freezes alot
1	boo well its nearly the wkend !
0	Feel like shit but not allowed to go home from work ... Thanks #not #poorly
1	Dang that song was like Woooow !
0	Needs to win lotto I'm not greedy ! A million is fine . Or even just enough to clear our mortage . Buying house young = sad Bec
0	Bad news for Apprentice lovers , Nick ' N ' Margret has become Nick ' N ' New Person for the next series
1	woot ! thank you
1	have to say this whole following in twitter is interesting ... people come and go so fast , most want to sell something ...
0	thanks for being so supportive in what i most want in life mom #not
1	Same old , same old . Working on the blog and looking for interesting people to cyberstalk
1	Zoey 101 is on . I love watching old shows
1	is out doing sales i used to hate this but now im enjoying it
1	Farmer cutting the field , now I can lay in it all day
0	Oooooo aggressive . #RAW #sarcasm
0	Lugging a big bag of books home for the weekend to study . Wondering how much of each book I'll actually get through .
1	Your welcome .
1	wow , getting a tad sleepy so ima hit the head night twitter babes x
0	rain rain go away , come again another day ! My hair is sooooo going to go fluffy on Oxford St tonight
0	Having passport problems . Bolivia may or may not happen at this point
1	helloooo promm dress .. ahh I need to get onee :| whens yours ? debenhams av a salee x
1	I am looking at my first twitter screen
0	Baby is sleeping now . Sure nows a great time when I can't sleep cuz I gotta make bob his dinner
0	Far too happy I've finished my last lab of the year considering I'm ... Working in a lab for the next 12 months #irony
1	Watched MTV awards last , I actually enjoyed it Rob , Shia , Taylor , Kings of Leon and on and on ... oh yeah .
0	Maybe Ukip have a point . No more lawn fairies playing football ! Might have to vote for them . #not
1	would you be able to take some of these ladies off of my hands ?
0	he prob wil but then again it's England so who cares #not me lol
1	go at skool now and berfore i go at skool then i eat and so go to skool
1	I'm loving you tweeting whilst watching this - you going on the ep 12 after ?
1	I miss the planning .. no really I do ,
1	welcome back V ! you'll wish you haven't
0	Saturday , and id like to just simply slap myself . Im an idiot . Truely an idiot . .
0	And to bed finally , all unpacked and raging party going on next door , great to be back ! #Not
0	RT : Dems turn #Bensonhurst rally against the dump into a political rally . #Irony Dem Gentile voted 4 that same dump .
0	Such a wise move being without my allergy medicines for 2 days ... #NOT #feelinglikecrap
1	girls bonfire at annie's , sooo fun . loved getting to finally hang out with mindy
1	I have the new cd All song are amaziinngg !! The duo with miley ROCK everysong make me smile , thanks guys your the best
0	damn ... all of my buddies are fucked up tonight lol ! I missed out
1	Minty freshhh
1	hey ! im at home i bought a new T-shirt its black with blue and pink stars on it i loooove it
0	needs motivation . . . while I did work out yesterday , I also ate pizza and ice cream last night .
1	yay ! well done cookie
0	I know , I know ! Sorry ! I feel very guilty . Planning to upload old pictures that I have been meaning to share . Sorry !
1	Hehe !! oo thats 5 days after my birthday ! =] Wow ... have fun
0	my hi hat is all messed up so its hard to play lalaland on drums with out somethin wrong happening < ZERO XxTWITCHxX >
0	Sooo hot outside !!! I want to swim ! ... But I don't have a pool ...
0	is at work
0	I keep getting dried hairspray and perfume on them
1	What will I do if I don't afraid ?
0	take that tickets still aren't heree ! not happy at all
1	the weeks forecast " sun sun sun sun oh and more sun ! " awesun
1	looks awesome , i'll sign up tonight !
1	morning tweeps !
0	fuck . Flooded house . All gone .
0	You must really have wanted to see me .... oh wait . #not
1	I love how he calls me right when he wakes up in the morning ... sometimes .
0	S ? muy poco franc ? s . I took spanish+french in school and forget it all
1	if that what you think ask my followers . I do a lot talking too and they appreciate my links . I'm not for everyone . g'nite
0	“ : Kaile and her mom are fighting but it's yelling compliments at each other and I'm really confused lmao” literally my life
0	Its a very good job I'm not wanting to do any revision ... #sarcasm #grumble
1	aww yay ! im glad you got to meet jane again xxx
0	
1	Didn't have enough time to do Ab Ripper X but DAMN , is P90X a good workout ! You'll be [ pleasantly ] surprised ! Abs after work !
0	no i miss mt p too , but i think im goin up there next weekend !
1	is online .
1	speechless at how ridiculous the pratts look on celebrity get me out of here ... thats Mr. & Mrs Pratt of course !
0	This has to be a Twitter problem . I can't see any of the userpics in my timeline via twitterberry or ubertwitter
0	I was watching parts of it today and I stopped watching it after the mid-interval . Ronnie's safety play was amazing #sarcas
0	Collaboration by MIA BAG with Viacom has led to a collection entirely inspired by the #mood and #irony of ... fb.me/2avRbIyfr
1	:S Hope it all works out
1	Interesting . Well , tomorrow's new game announcement may be interesting to some of you . Nobody's mentioned it yet , though
0	only want one pic 2 post and cant get it 2 post
0	Soooooooo #Fox . #Cosmos off last week while NASCAR added to our CO2 levels #Irony
0	" you're the meaning of my life , you're the inspiration " . thinking of phils
1	Forgot Sandra Bullock lives in Austin with her husband whats his face ...... My faith is restored ! Im ready to move now .
0	is already missing club sprint
1	Thats what they are saying and its wrong .. gets on my tits
1	Four Day Weekend
0	Long awkward car rides are my favorite things ever . #not
1	Never , Never , Never , NEVER give up HOPE ! What goes down , will come up again . Law of Nature/Universe
1	everyone will think you're a green-fingered god now
0	Just fell down the steps going to be a great night #not let the night begin intil 12
1	rep Orlando Dwight !! Put the city on your back we're going to the shippppp
0	What's the point of holding on , when everything u were holding onto gets ripped away by the one you were holding on for ? #irony #shame #late
0	Not off to town today now Off Tuesday instead . Another day of boredom I guess .
0	i was using Scrapbook but it hasn't been working lately
0	See , competing in the x factor can get you a career ! You get to sing in Eurovision ! #irony #Eurovision
1	Finished the Nicolson today ! Roll on Relaxing Time ! #relieved #littlebitsad #not
1	Sorry ! That should have been Frank Capra
0	I mean it's only like 4 months , right ?? #notlongatall #sarcasm #willmissya
1	Hi Welcome to DateTwit/Twitter We'd all love to see a pic ! Check this out , too :
1	oh ! just realised im now over 100 tweets
0	Move Stoner to forward and put him on the top line . He's a goal scorer and point producer . Under utilized . #SARCASM but nice setup !
0	-upload from early 08 ? ... i think . Life is sucky rn , I'll probably be back to normal by tuesday ...
0	Read for battle with the new phone system ! Apparently I have the correct cables - just the wrong sockets !
0	wow I'm glad I get texted this morning that I have to work tonight & the rest of the weekend . it's great to know in advance #not
1	Big island , out of contact for a couple days
1	Morning Tweets !!! Im bout to go chase after god .... oh how i love him so chk n later babes !!!
0	Such a joy to be here on my day off . #sarcasm (@ Bohemian Hotel Rocks on the Roof - w/ 2 others ) 4sq.com/1hq80QV
0	nope though i only have like a headache/sore throat and can't swallow and stuff , so doubt i'm as bad as you
0	I'm trying to did a ride or something . I want to go now
1	ooooo i did my kinokuniya shopping today
0	Maybe it's my fresh tee they are staring at . #not
1	Soaking up the sun
0	Ryan left to go to work
0	Oh fun , here comes #Reality ..... my favourite thing ! #Not :/
1	#Q -Tip on the Office speakers #Stockholm , Perfect way to kickstart the week !
0	So , I like the most worse person ever . For one , EVERYONE likes him and he's such an ass ! And only to me ! Some of his ass acts :
1	can't read the study from here , but if they based the study on me - um , no
0	CP3 just missed ... He is garbage #sarcasm
1	Im not sure i can afford life atm . BUT im looking to invest in my own decks . Make some money doing gigs
0	no worries rob , we all know what it's like when u've forgot something u need behind ... 2day went for lunch break - forgot wallet
1	hey sweethearts we re on the way back to germany 4pm here on monday , and we have 23grad , it means round about 75degrees )
0	Lost my Prada's today somewhere in Banff Its almost steak time !! Starving !!
1	That is exactly what I'm learning to do now . Building databases and building queries , fun stuff
1	Making history in the studio right now ! One Call ' 09 !
0	I dunno what worries me more : the number of friends tweeting #sytycd , or that I know what they are taking about
1	Meeting with David Suzuki's Queen of the Green : Lindsay Coulter !!! Can't wait
0	yay 5 more days of pure fun at school . #sarcasm
1	hmmm , 17 replies , not one push .. I'll wait for 3.0 to go ' live ' before blaming the app ...
1	I love how simple things in life can pick me back up from a stupid mood , thank you
1	is packing and ready for an early flight tomorrow morning ! America here we come !!
1	lol that sucks so much that I don't know where to start
0	Get the fuck off of your high horse . \n #Your #not #the #shit
1	: skyping dad ( 63 ) & at the same time mum ( 59 ) over msn
0	I love how I fell asleep at 12:40 and woke up at 3:00 and have been awake ever since .. #not
1	The contract is being so to speak re- written .. I'm waiting for a call from Miss Lopez manager
0	i feel like a loser HAPPY BELATED BOO !!!!
1	Gordon Gekko ? Didn't he work with once ?
1	pervert
0	Grr out of my favorite aftershave
0	completely correct that chicago is out performing kc right now\n\n #sarcasm
1	Wahhhhh - so sad I'm missing WordCamp - love hearing from the peeps who are there though
1	How did you find me out of curiosity ? What Search Term did you use ? Welcome to Twitter by the Way
1	I'm not exactly the greatest #dnd fan , but this might help you
0	I always send her an animated card , i wanted this year to be different but i failed to accomplish it
1	well ... right after i take a nap .
1	good luck !
1	At work
1	is trying something new #fb
1	- haha it seems he was stranded there when the water receded !
0	Don't forget I can do a reading for you anytime on twitter too ! or phone , or email but lotsa typing for me involved
0	Sanity Randwick closed about 5 months ago ! :'( This saddens me deeply as I'm in walking distance of Royal Randwick .
0	Is wondering why shes still up . I just cant sleep .
0	aww man i'm gonna have to miss freak hour today cause my laptop with dead on
0	HEADACHE FROM HELL .
0	hahaha those yellow & blue ice cubes in the piss troff look so refreshing though !! #not
1	me too-with Neighbours and Home&Away .. but always thought it a bit odd
1	Bit less then 3 hours till party Is about to curl hair . I still have stacks that needs doing XD
1	omg diversity MURKED . they were amazing . i hope they win
1	I'm watch ' s videos right now .
1	Gotta say , I love it when cupcake avatars show up in my follower list . . . good to be a foodie .
0	what's up with Angel now ?
1	You're a popular guy . Congrats I'm just waiting to see how many will unfollow me today ! I must be very interesting .. LOL
1	Aim it in the middle , use the law of averages .
0	Yeah , ' Save Our Countryside From Over Development ' whilst I .. er .. live in an actually BARN . #irony pic.twitter.com/sOybZiT025
0	just read an article where it says selena wants to become a virgin again and just wants to have sex after marriage . great .. #not
1	and hulu too
1	good morning . have a great monday , everyone .
1	Skeinstas*780 on CBC radio ... Not sure when but soon perhaps !
0	yep it wasn't too bad until last night , I think the stitches have come out or something
1	Today's wish : That things will get better for
0	hey guys im just woke up lol and im still sick
1	Someone should do a narwhal manga . Jedis of the sea an ' all . Or Gendy Tartakovsky should do it Smaurai Jack style
0	Fever , virus ... words I don't like hearing
0	Well this is just perfect . Just what I need #sarcasm
1	can't wait for tomorrow night
1	3 days then I'm off to Tribeca Film festival
0	Pretty sure I'm about to do amazing on this test ! I am so prepared !!! Math 201 is my favorite !!! #Sarcasm
1	how about Donald ? As in Trump . He looks like he's wearing a rug .
0	multiple #fail
1	fell asleep this afternoon and tryin to pull myself out of it . Crazy tired now lol . Hope everyone had a good weekend !! my love to you all
0	it was good !!! Aww I wish u couldve seen it .
1	I love that movie !
0	Its cloudy now and I can't sneak into the pool in the morning either
1	It's just gone up ...
0	" : Greg Oden celebrates with the Eastern Conference Championship trophy . pic.twitter.com/hGetKDxrAE " Oden may get a ring before KD ? #irony
1	Goodnight everybody ! Thanks for making 1st June a day to remember
1	I joined long ago kay , just that I forgt the pw , tts why . hehee . <3
0	just caught and disposed of a mouse eeeeekk
1	YAYYYYYY there's season 4 !!! yayyyyyyy !! I'm soooo happy ! I love Hannah Montana as well as you
1	ohk ( tweet deleted )
1	Taking alex's ass back home . Tylers taking me to the beach once again ....
1	hey from Canada ! Just saw u on The View ! I thought u were great . You still have that lovely " Canadian " way about you !
1	He is feeling better ! Gave him Acetaminophen . No headache , no fever , no sore throat , and belly much better ! I am a good Nurse !
0	I just finished making Lola's 1st birthday invitation . She's going to be 1 soon !!! WOW !!!!!!! I STILL can't believe it !
0	I hope kenny keeps kicking my seat i reaply enjoy it #not #h8you
0	I have 16hrs at Wegmans one week & 14 the next so one might say I'm making bank lol #not
0	Aww , I'll actually be in Austin for a wedding on the 4th . Boohoo ... you won't be there .
1	watchin my fave movie with my new teddy bear haha Man G lame !
0	so why have you only just followed me on twitter . #badfriend #slut #loveyoureally #not
1	Whoo , Vanessa Your Getting There , Only 8 More Followers
1	chillin ... Niquayi is bakk
0	nightmares suck good luck with sleep v . 2 !!
0	just spilt tea . damn .
1	" But you're just so cool , run your hand through your hair , absent mindedly making me want you . " - Taylor Swift
0	Great time to live in the Bay Area and make some serious tech dollars . #sarcasm #postproduction #editing #arsepuppets pic.twitter.com/zI23CXk4YA
0	Everybody say byeeeeee to the unfollowers lol you'll be missed #sike #NOT
1	Just need to get through the next three days and then I'm up , up and away
0	omg sore stomach feell really sick
1	lol not a problem !! scorpio eh ? lol ... should have known ... that explains so much when's your bday ?
0	its 5am ive been lying in bed for 4hrs now and still no sleep i have counted sheep and everything ... nothing !
0	#US #NSA seeks Twitter sarcasm detector - but are completely flummoxed by #Irony bbc.co.uk/news/technolog…
0	Got up late , aw man thats more time wasted now . Gota get in the zone
1	It's ok though I worked out and then ate a shit load of cookies . And now I'm over it !
0	: ugh im out of the loop
1	Life has way more meaning than to just one thing . Its more , way more .
0	Holy Hell , I don't remember secured transactions at all
1	DOOO ITTT
1	15 hrs of sleep . Was really tired to the bone so to speak .
0	S/O to who said he'd stay awake until I got home and didnt .  #YoureTheBest #Not
1	And here is the crazy drivers ' web site
0	All the credit goes to the guy who thought that tribute up , but yeah , it was beautiful . He'll be sorely missed . Even by ninjas .
1	My bus just passed the c o-o perative funeralcare , the guy working in there could not have looked more miserable , gave me a death stare #irony
0	Gettin ready for work
1	Need to send emails to 100,000 contacts ? Check out EmailUnlimited on
0	I love being slave girl while is at school #not
1	getting ready
1	There seems to be some way to do it , a few shops sell graphic design work Might be good to ask about etiquette for digital work ?
1	Can't wait to see you , rob and taylor on Sunday ... anxious to see the trailer
0	Yah why not just all wear bandeaus and short shorts to school #not
1	All done : case , rucksack , large carrier . God knows how it will come back ! voddy and ciggy in the garden cos I've earnt it !
1	im listen music !! lol yeah !! all the day !
0	bugger , forgot about that , won't be going , next week . Gods I feel crap
1	My daily morning commute was not detoured by school buses .
0	of course ! what a surprise that i always find the ones that dont ! And i am not that good at cleaning either
1	Hello to you , as well ! Very nice to meet you . Hope your weekend's going really well
0	You know what I would love to see more of on FB right now ? Prom pictures . #sarcasm
1	RT : Once they see you're doing better without them , that's when they want you back . #irony
0	I cant sleep
0	I know . I need to ' man up ' and slow down when the colds arrive ... #Not Hope you're ok ? ( no cold , etc ) Have a super day :-)
1	At the Indy Car races . It will be awesome . Danica all the way !!!!!
1	yooou ! i was like chuffed when you replied ! ha xxx
1	havent been on twitter all day ... and jus checkin in to say goodnight haha
1	My room is a techno dance floor . Webcamming my life at this moment seems tempting . People might learn a few new dance moves .
0	I'm literally sitting here , on my phone like the rest of the people in this waiting room . Our generation .
0	“ : dude you look a nice bit like lol #Irony ”
0	Bollocks ! The steering has just died on the van . Managed to limp into work and now waiting for RAC . Oh yes , I forgot my butties as well
0	It's just so funny when you take a picture draw a penis is someone's mouth . So funny . #sarcasm
1	you probably shouldn't be on the computer in a lightening storm
1	go to iga house ..
0	is bringing apology cookies on the train this morning for Evelyn ! I'm sorry I missed your show !
0	I have AWESOME sisters . #sarcasm
0	My mum said I'm not even close to being 20 :D And that my mentality is not even of a 19 year old . #flattered #sarcasm
1	oh sorry ! you gonna be around i have like a crap ton ! or i can always mail you one with some comics and stuff
0	I've never subtweeted anyone ... Unlike SOME other people ... #irony #justkidding #subtweet
1	Just waiting for may 24th ..
1	- This pic is AMAZING ! I wish I could be there !
1	Going for a drive then will definitely be getting stuck into my work !
0	Reparing my 4G3 , but I'm missing one little screw for the feathering shaft Oh well , Terence will have a new one here in a week .
0	Last free night before being on call for a week Wish I could stop thinking about it and enjoy the evening .
1	sweeeeet ! i just emailed you ! thanks
0	Ya I'm really looking forward to my 5am rise and shine #NOT
0	you lucky duck ! I really wanted to go this year but I'll be omw back from NYC when #bonnaroo starts no phish superjam for meh
1	Going to go see Night At The Museum 2 tonight
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1	okay , breakdown just started playing on my iPod , and it's REALLY loud ... but i don't care cause my bro's the only other one home !
0	Can't wait to get this lecture when I get home #not #leavemealone #fml
1	good luck your interview
0	No !!!! Its raining !!! there goes our plans for a barbecue !
0	I called American Express and an Indian answered the phone #Murica #Irony
1	Did you catch the xbox announcements last night ? Some excellent stuff coming out
1	Aww I look forward to seeing the promos , and I hope that you have an amazing time on loveline your absolutley the best Munn !!
0	“ : Be sure you get in all those sunset instagrams before the sun explodes in 4.5 billion years . ” Look at your next tweet #irony
1	Hola chick i need more followers < NOELLE >
0	yeah , I should take his pic , he stays in a cafe for quite long
0	I really miss my class now . I wanna go back to school
1	it's soo sunny ! I don't want to go to work , bbq tomorrow
0	“ : #irony pic.twitter.com/HmK6nl3eRv” how come u understood irony last year ?
0	i have a tummy acke
1	I'm trying out Digsby that supports IM+Email+Social Networks ..
0	is sad to miss " Fete de la Musique " this year
1	aww , congrats .
0	Why the names in english is ( or are ? xD ) more beatiful that in spanish ? Yes ! My english is very defcient
0	The lad i was goin on a " date " with isnt goin now
1	- Getting Doug to lobby for a late work-time tomorrow . That's my accomplishment .
1	Ok beloved twitter friends , I'm done for the night & will excuse myself this #FollowFriday , coz I have a busy day ahead-but i love u all
0	Yeah big lumbering slow heavyweights are much more entertaining than fast , powerful , skillfull and classy super middles . #not
1	Blip'd this earlier and had to blip it again ! Turn it up people ! ?
1	yay im beating you in followers
0	Thnx I have a way with them ... * Sarcastically * Lol #NOT !
0	my car is totaled i suppose you don't actually know how much you love your piece of shit car until it'll cost you $2500 to get fixed .
0	RT : I love how mature you are #sarcasm
0	LCBO strike = lame I hope it doesn't last toooooo long . I mean , I don't have THAT much alcohol at home .
1	p.s. some loose ends with site launches . one is in my abw sig , they will be announced on monday
1	im glad that u r all right yeah i'm fine rigth now . thanks !
1	miss u hope ur having fun
0	owhh I love you baby
1	I think your brilliant babe ; i dont kno how u manage your hectic lifestyle and be a gr8 mum your a real inspiration x
0	didnt think addressing all of these cards would take as long as making them did . grrr ... #MailArt
0	islam the peace for the people ... #not iTS a baberian pedo .
1	Yay ! I just joined Twitter Now how does it work ?
1	Good ... they are not so idiots after all ..
0	Umm ... the sun is hiding after a glorious week of sunny ray . What's happened to this " summer " weather . Exam in 1 and half hours-French
1	i might sound insensitive , but that was actually a cool thing to see ...
0	This new trackball got me feeling like a million bucks ! Too bad my fone cant git right
1	Enjoying a quite evening , the guests went out for a dinner , so it's only S and me again
0	still sick skipping church and maybe calling off work . Sooo did everyone get their mom a present or at least a call ? hmmm ?
0	The have slumped their way out of first place in the NL East . Because battles are always fought better up hill .. #sarcasm
1	literaly can't wait for new moon ... LOVE YOU !! You're gorgeous !!! I'm so excited
1	nah noone is tryna hire me ... and I just do nothin all day ... and yeah I'm still in love minus the boyfriend disease
0	so most things then
0	Going less then 10 mph on the 17 is always fun right #not
0	Looks like another stellar weekend for my UFC main card predictions . #NOT
1	catty is honestly awesome thanks bbe thats really helped me out i will take that all into consideration
0	I'm freezing Could someone please turn on the sun ??
1	tweeting about hair mishaps is one thing .... twitpiccing ...... pic of the finshed product please
1	Thanks ! Hope you had a great breakfast
0	High Plains delusions of grandeur : Cindy Hill publishes " Little Red book " , looks about 50% crazier . #WY #Irony m.trib.com/news/state-and…
1	define twitter : A big AIM room for everyOne to see Our conversatiOns , haha
0	Its 4 am and my night is not over yet .. This is just awesome #not
0	kids are on holidays
0	: Suarez crying after the Palace game ... Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke #sarcasm #mufc
0	what the hell . Aunts dog just died . If any of you have seen Marley and Me , it was just like that . They had to put it down last night sorry
1	immediately after busting out of the razz event . Obviously .
0	Modi came to power by bashing Gandhi dynasty , now they are talking his partnership with Pranav Mistry like Rajiv had with Pitroda #irony
1	Daily Green has the answer to all my questions
0	I have the weekend off work and don't get paid till next week ! Hate being skint so this weekend will be a waste and boring #woopwoop #not
1	If I am too #serious about #Jesus , well its coz I am ! Wait , no ! I'M #NOT SERIOUS #ENOUGH ! I #want #to #give #MORE
0	i didn't go bowling . Heads still not right . Struggling drinking 1 blue . #not #like #me
1	Josh Turner was AMAZINGNESS !! Now tony is makin my night complete ! Gonna get flown to NY for free .. can u compete ? uhh NO !
0	when these schools closed the neighborhoods followed #Detroitblight I blame our wonderful governors #sarcasm
1	The oreo vanilla bean coolatta from dd is literally heaven #mhmgood
0	I think its hilarious that certain folk on nat radio from FF/FG/L talk about SF policies destroying the country #lolz #irony #todaysor
1	I'm sure the sockey was just swatting at it as it went over head but it got him in the mouth no less .
1	First blog post in a while , I needed something to kickstart me off , thank the lord for KFC's new media ignorance -
0	veency is not working with 3.0
0	MATE I HAVE ONE but i cant eat it ... bloody braces
1	still updating my multiply's site
1	Nite Nite Everyone ! Over and Out !!
0	pissed about that , still searching for a theatre thats not sold out . Doesn't look like i'll make it on opening night
0	Work today !
0	with lu and stav .. and i have to get picked up 30 min Beat ilhan on bubbles .. !! ahhaha
0	I did that once , though my jar had ? 300 in it Good times ! Good luck chum !
0	The play presentation button on the " Learn Grails " page grails.org/learn pops up a blank screen with no presentation . #irony
0	Got a killer sunburn doing the summer reading project . It hurts all the time .
0	hey havent seen you in ages ! we original 105 girls must catch up sometime ? life was fun back then , now its all stupid uni work
0	Always nice when people get in a relationship/engaged/married and forget about their friends who have known them longer than the boy . #not
0	Plans ruined for Warped Tour ... still going but like i said .. its all ruined
0	Tonight was a complete fucking waste ..
0	No one likes my hint Try it without the spaces .
1	No hurry
0	ooo thanks for the music ! Rocked out to a little on my commute this morning . wish i could make the concert
0	you wouldn't know cause you haven't seen me in years ... actually i just don't have hips
0	Thank You Russell . Very Much . You played so great in the fourth . #not #Stupid
0	Are you going to be doing any more Melbourne shows , i wasnt able to get tickets to the shows you have out and would loveee to come
0	" Mean old daddy(s ) " ... LOL !! Gotta go ... work calls -- Joni Mitchell - Carey
0	So I might be going to RoseWood for a little bit to sort out my head again and get me back to taking my meds properly etc #ThanksMum #Not
0	#cheersfortgeupdatesboys #isolation #sarcasm
0	Yes , because cleaning my room is exactly what I want to be doing right now . #NOT #It'sSoNiceOut #Mad
1	awww I love me some charlies we are enjoying some lucky food LOL
0	Pierce . Brooklyn . All class . #sarcasm
1	50 txt acronyms parents need to know
0	She kind of is , but I think the person that is making her so is going away for a long time . We shall see .
1	Suck it
0	I don't always watch #nhl hockey . But when I do , I root for the !!!!! #WeWantTheCup #leastinterestingmanintheworld #kidding #not
1	Mine do , but they're homeschooled !
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
0	Why do you have me on snap chat if your not goona reply -.- #not #making #any #sense
0	awww Well I'd be happy to look it over and NOT pick it apart . Maybe sing your praises ? You know you deserve them
1	could be worse
1	.. now I remember it . I also had shorts , a cap and shades on I was crusin for a stylin ' - he was crusin ' for a brusin '
0	What happened ?
0	seriously love when I'm talking to someone & realize they aren't even listening . #not
0	Apparently me dancing is an open invitation to grab my ass #not #YesAllWomen
1	ahh , very good you ... green girl
1	Work done not going to vegas skipping darts tonite only good thing this weekend is the girl iv been flirting with at work asked me out
0	Sun burnt 2 days in a row outside in the sun = bad idea
1	Thanks !!!! I'm about to go to your site now ... it's like a ritual when I get to work I gotta get my scoop ... lol
0	I'd never presume to try to dictate your speech . Or your headwear , for that matter . #irony
0	stuck at work till 11 but i have a stomach ache !!!
0	hubby took the PS3 with him to NY !!!!
1	i'm sleeping late tonight cause tomorrow on air rush hour yayyy
0	I miss you too baby ! We gotta kick it when I come downnn !
1	Seeing Katy Perry's eyes make me feel better about mine . LOL .
1	Interesting page , I must say . A lot of definatly valid points there . Looking forward to Win7
1	oh man , that sucks . what have they been saying ? xx
0	sat watching katie and peter stateside eating a bagel and trying to succeed with her maths homework , not going well i tell you x
0	For some reason my twitterena , myspace and facebook apps refuse to load .
1	Check out ' - Winnipeg , MB ' at Eventful.com - HELP ME OUT !!!! ONE MORE DAY TILL ALBUM RELEASE !!
0	I literally spend my whole afternoons waiting for dinner .
1	I'm feelin tht motto " let's get greater " its something tht is definitely on my agenda for 2day , thank u
1	Thank you both Hopefully I will hear from
0	I have a hangover
1	Is that all my comment is worth ... 2 cents ?? DM me your email id ... will mail you my comments , is that ok ?
1	okay hehe . just know i loves you tho ?
1	dear regarding summer we need indoor small hall or studio still searching , do u know any one can offer such place ?
1	how funny ! im goin to go fix mine
1	Wow this #weather is so #nice . However , I shall retreat #upstairs and get on with the fine #business of #Maths #revision ...
1	I will check out later .... Thank you very much , Christina
1	Brothers Grad Mass leave it to him to lead the way
1	No worries . I am sarcastic most of the time BUT I can be nice when the situation call for it .
1	sounds great ... i'll work on the episode , you work on the car wrap . luuuvit !
0	idk , hah i figured it out though ! i tried calling you back but you didn't answer . i can't do anything tonight i'm grounded
0	i don't want to go to work today either ! boo !!!
0	happy to b home .. then my mind wanders an I can't sleep
0	Can't wait to spend the afternoon power washing the farrowing house . #not
1	LMAOOO qua hush . just hush . you know I'm fuckin with you . HUSH UP AND HOLD HIS HAND ALREADY . sheesh
1	Off work ! Going to panda with christine
1	I'm going now , night x
0	Ahhh , so sad have to go back todayy
1	Note : I use the word " service " facetiously . But seriously , MN needs both Senators . They deserve the one they elected .
1	waiting for the bus . NO !!! Lol i already told u yes baybeh girl . i love you !
1	I just ordered my free samples for Aveeno so I thought I would share
0	i hope you're ok
1	OOOOO ! That would have been an awesome name
0	Some moron just compared Cornwall to Zante . Yes because I hear the nightlife in Cornwall is immense . #sarcasm
0	as a kid I spent my whole life waiting , and now I wonder for what exactly ? And I'm still fucking waiting & still no idea #irony
0	I hope your team wins . So you can rub it on my face . #sarcasm
1	woo ! I can't wait !
0	Training today and hibachi steakhouse tonight ! One last dinner out with Vadim before he leaves on Tue back to Tajikistan ...
1	a Jordan butter sculpture !? Really ?! I gotta see a pic of that
1	the college student services masters students at PSU do eportfolios instead of print ones
0	Ugh my feet hurt .
1	& yall are hilarious this AM ! MsLika
0	ok im going to walk through ormiston holding two lamps ... love looking like a twat #not
0	Mainly prepped for the wedding tomorrow , cupcake sponges washed hair iced sponges painted nails #winning #not
1	good thx ! little problem with my leg but I'll live ! How ' bout you ?
0	& 3O FSA Not On Libby This Time
1	About 20min from BR , which means an hour and 20min from home !!!
0	Maddie is going home today I am super bummed !
1	I did behave ! Just ask
0	Shucks ...
1	Lots of people at mount Jump awaiting the Holy Chair . Language can be a great toy to play with
0	Crap , I regret slowly meandering through Roncy now .
1	Better now , thanks
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
0	Is going home late today after tiring loooooong day of work .....
1	is hungry , i might go eat poptarts
1	exhaustedd ... goodnighttt
1	Could you repeat the question ?
1	after tomorrow I am ( virtually ) free from assessments for a while
0	#NASCAR hit my twitter limit
0	thank gawwwd for that ... if the newspapers find me and my alternative lifesyte il be thrown out of law college
0	Cool . Just got in a shouting match with my parents . This is the best day ever #not
0	I did so many things yesterday and I didn't even tweet about half of the stuff
1	it was boring in the beginning for me too but the more friends I got here the better it got
0	" I'll text you rn " he said .. #nothing THANKS ESAU #not
1	as long as you googled " Laurel Papworth Social Network Goddess " and not " SilkCharm Fashion and Scarves "
1	RT : yr ye PP107 per noorpn ne bht dhandli ki h per phir b PTI jeet gai #irony
1	oh what happened ??
0	Happy birthday ! btw thanks for the movie night ! #not #failure
1	is lovin the sun 2day x
1	ooh ! Congratulations
0	True friends are hard to find ... I thought I knew who mine were , but I guess not .
1	you make Twitter rock , thank you .
0	don't you just love when your whole family fights over complete bullshit bc same #lol #not #growup
1	wow - looks good !!
1	Just got back from baby sitting made 60 bucks for basicly watching spiderman 3 haha
0	Lincoln Springs Resort is too small
0	this week is a geek's best week ever ! Project Natal , Google Wave , E3 , Bing , and so much more . l33t ! I wish i could get some E3 swag
1	Elliott is enjoying spending time topless and barefoot in our brand new garden . It's so nice to see
1	Maths are not that difficult , they're actually kinda cool I'm getting ready for my Math final
0	: Missing my ladies . . . Jess and Little E are in Texas
1	I'm literally getting anxiety from waiting for the world cup and I want to play soccer right fucking now because I'm to hyped
1	LOL , at least your getting through hat film of yours .
1	Going to look at another possible apartment
1	waiting patiently for the chance to win the n97
1	I carried it myself thank you very much !
0	Demonstrating knockout at camp is about to get out and decides to hit the next players shot #goodexample #not #LD
1	lol well thxs hun but its actually supposed to fit big but I LOVE IT ! & i guess thats all that matters thxs for ur input ?!?!
0	What happened with Reel Talk today ? I think NBC ran it at 8AM but I tried to rewind and " start over " and missed it completely .
0	Got on the wrong bus . FML . It's good I got to campus early today - time to walk across campus .
0	My climbing will be pretty much on hold for the next few weeks while my shoulder heals . What I get for not listening to it .
1	yes , i think i'm going to get the macbook pro ! it's SOOO nice !
0	Cool I just love sitting at home all day doing nothing #not
0	Ahhh hahahaha ! We got food .. How about water ? So freaking dangerous ! Must ban that too ! #sarcasm warning !
1	it's not for dogs , but has lasted a whole year so far , bought it in kids section at ikea , soft cube thingy , but well stitched
0	Anti corruption , insider trading and trade compliance trading is a really worth while way to spend the afternoon .... #NOT
0	Hangin at the office , need to go to the range ! Bettin it will rain for tomorrows round
1	You are so screwed ! LOL I have been doing for ( gulp ) TWENTY years now ! Completely addictive
1	Yeah , I was on it in the morning going to campus ... crazy tiger ear-ed lady with big skirt and purple boots ? Then it was me .
0	i fckn luv when reb doesn't even ask me if i can go or want to go to places with her , she just tells me :-) #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/msIe4bOw4r
0	Humm .... I'm a little upset that I had to initiate that reaction from you !
1	I will be posting my NY pics link on here late tonight ( early Tuesday morning ) for anyone to enjoy !
1	back from swimming . i think i got soome color
1	there is only one man in my mind
0	dreamt mei keyboard was made of fishz treatz n velcro misizboi ws doin everythink bakwds . Wen meow woke up only 2nd bit ws true
0	That silent 7 in that last word really got to contestant #7 #irony
1	hairy is an idiot ,. lol haha jks ,.. iloveher ,.. im sick of studying for exams ,.. grr
1	#cullencoven ? Janine Charmaine Martel commented on the photo ' Renesmee ' awww bella ! this is ..
1	Coffee , chocolate , tea , gym
0	yayyyy .. i feel so unloved on twitter
1	sooo tiireedd qonna meet up wit one of the bestiies
0	Love waking up at this time ! and being sick ! #not
0	Deep in my ear drums are aching . I wish it were 2pm already , I can't go anywhere to get help til Mum gets home from work
0	yeah he's definitely enjoying my company . #sarcasm
0	yeah he didnt get the shine he deserved ... record label isht methinks if u got extra stuffs i can hit u with the lp's i got
1	Sorry for not responding . Yeah , I took them . Thanks again !
0	it is honestly so stupid ! Herriman keeps it classy #not
0	“ : Don't know what I'm more excited for , the ap chem test tomorrow or Michael Jackson's new album #sarcasm ” Michael Jackson died
1	one more episode of Rescue Me then sleep
1	So excited for Adrian and I's free room at Dover Downs tomorrow night
0	I WANT VAMYYYY TODAY ;) ;) missed them all weekend
0	Still not feeling too good today . Opting to work from home with my central heating , Beechams Flu Plus and cups of tea .
0	is a great pally website .... but it seems we have been mislead a bit over the last 3 years
1	Awww thanks . Sure follow us both
1	Swimming with and i have bursts of being a lady . but they don't last long .
0	I wish I can watch Indy cars in Texas but I'm at work
1	of course ! a good soldier always listens to his leader !
0	still in class itd going so slow .
0	#incomingfreshmanadvice the boys like you for your personality and they're all really mature ( #not )
0	bricked my iphone stuck in recovery mode ... someone help !
1	Good morning , Whew I have worked in the Cali Deserts , a bit much for me .
0	People do things so professional around here #sarcasm
0	What's the best thing about being home alone all the time ?! Is having absolutely nobody to text either #sarcasm
1	they look awesome !! They will be up on Wednesday to
0	I vote that if a team move to LA that should be the name ! #NOT
0	Lmfao if you're gonna sub me , and you follow me , at least me next time . Coward . #irony
0	hmmm . i seem to have lost my CoD 5 disc i wanna kill nazi zombies !
1	is playing rhythm heaven thank you .
1	yaaawn .. m off .. gudnite twitterville ..
0	It's sad that certain fag ninjas needa tell girls utter lies just to get on their good side , female ass ninjas lol smh #butwecool .. #NOT
1	django framework for perfectionist with deadlines ..... es totalmente cierto
0	Wow it's a good thing I left the windows of my moms car down when it was raining & hailing :) :) :) #not
1	Good Morning Dolls !! xoxoxoxo
1	Apparently it's #andyhurleyday today . Lol . #andyhurleyday #andyhurleyday #andyhurleyday #andyhurleyday #andyhurleyday #andyhurleyday
1	Howdy super katey !!! Hope you had crackin weekend !
1	I bid you all a good night . Sleep tight and dont let the bed bugs bite . Remember to always stay safe Cheesy
1	You`re welcome , Sweetie . Tell me so I can follow you immediately ! Lol , kiss kiss .
1	yes ! disturbia is one of my favorites
1	great .. My best wishes for great future of the site ..
0	The Comeback coming back to . #geniuses #sarcasm
1	ITO EN Tea Apple IS DELICIOUS !!!!!!!!!! ( looks like I need to go to Don Quihote to buy more !! ) goodnight
1	am I worthy of one ?
0	A #WWE press conference . Yeah , this'll go off without a hitch . Sure . #Sarcasm #ExtremeRules
1	Proud future member of the R.B.
1	Hope your having a safe trip on tour
1	- I am a bow wow fan
1	I love All Left Out's video blogs ... check em out ! Awesome band =D =D
0	the amazing part I could never get my head around these places exist in the south\nMI , ILL , NY , MN , yes but FLA , GA ? #not
1	#Tibet is #not a small #Himalayan #kingdom It's about three times the size of #Texas ! #trueTibet
1	duh . do it ! haha .
0	Act like Racist Ass , Collect 2 Billion dollars : #irony #nba #donaldsterling #laclippers #tcot #p2 #racism wp.me/p1sd9a-eEJ
1	you go get'em girl !! Your turn is next !!!
1	and i thought i drank a lot of coffee ! I am a light weight
0	Slept a total of 6 hours in 3 days ! On a bad insomniac run
0	but you are perpetuating it by including the stupid pussy tag
1	Wow , amazing match , Murray lost , but only just Promising knowing his record on clay
1	stay tuned to the FastLane ... we will be playing the new American Idols song !
0	mission " do you like nfg/wanna toke " FAILED ?! but it's cool cuz is next . I've def overtweeted . I'm sorry .
1	meet we will be your travel buddies for scranton PA .. woo hoooooo
0	I think it's funny that #directtv has an ad on how to watch ad-free tv with the Hopper . #irony #ironic
0	RT : Wife : Your about as funny as a door knob . Me : Well , err , I fucked your mum .
1	I need a job , my mom and I have an appointment at the Camera Shop at 2 ! possibly my mom will give me a loan for a new camera ?
0	currently watching USA getting bet by Italy USA deserve the win and the red card should never have stood !
1	looks good
0	#wakingup to some food wisdom . #India #irony instagram.com/p/osljEErD2S/
0	Yo its 5am .. y am I not sleep yet ?!?!?
0	Yummmm baby drool all over me . Love it ! #sarcasm
0	aaah fuck I wanna watch a movie !!!! But I think I have a softball game on tues ... What's wrong with ur morning mu ? eca ?
1	Were in the midst of a credit crunch here .. stop with the FREDDO BARS
1	Happy Birthday to !!! have a blessed B ( or C depending on rialto ) Day
1	i'd like to go to Brazil haa i guess it's the same everywhere ! I'm 15 you ? xox
0	RT : glad to know you're always there for me #not
0	One of my friends just called me out . She asked me why I was home on a Friday night . And I told her I'm old and can't hang anymore
0	wishes the sun would come out
0	and shall rise from the ashes like a phoenix ! #not
1	OMG G2G ... * SIGH * KINDA FINISHED 1ST CHAPTER OF STORY ... SEARCH IT UP ON SAULA HEAVEN ITS CALLED : " WHAT HAPPENS IN LONDON ... SPREAD AROUND "
0	Coincidence that mance lit the biggest fire last night and today Miami is smokey ? I think not #GoT #irony
0	Gah ! I hate classes when the weather is so amazing I want summer holidays ... but I won't have them ;( stupid uni ...
0	Cheers much !! Ahhhh . I'm hungover
1	Thanks for #FF mention ! a lot !
1	Fun fact of the day : my friend group consists of so many different kinds of people #different religions #not straight people #immigrants
0	Haveing trouble with twitter web interface - wont let me tweet
0	I just love when people you are so close to lie to you #sarcasm #honestyplease
0	At work .... My feet hurt
1	hehe it can be but so is a week stuck with your parents haha ! Bless them .
1	Richelle Mead - Succubus Blues-fabulous read ! very entertaining , lots of fun and interesting too !! next please ..
0	I wonder where all the money from #obama went that started the whole #modification program #not the homeowners #bank presidents ?
0	just went through the Microsoft Company Store online to pre-checkout what stuff they have .. no xbox 360 premiums .. elite too costly
0	sdcard koyak-ed .. photos i took today are mostly corrupted
0	Try naming all 50 states in 6 minutes . It's harder than you think
1	how ramen has to do with breathing ? i know yoga does ..
1	9.99 I thought it would be 14.99 but 9.99 is a steal , feel free to boot it from me is ya want ;-)
1	They made MW2 so good that it was literally impossible to improve it imo
1	Eating Haribo , and watching raw
0	Nothing better than working for 5 hours when I wasn't supposed to ! #not
0	Thank God he shaved me for that " aero dynamic " advantage !!! #Sarcasm
1	I've added a link on facebook to get more people on board
1	It made me laugh to haha
1	Jen recieved a beautiful new bracelet today i feel loved xox
0	soooo cute , but not my size
1	as you can see , we've been busy with a wealth of brand new content
1	from 1 TXn 2 another thanks 4 the follow I have 2 warn tho SF 49er fan since 1980 family cowboy fans celebrate superbowls solo
1	" That Acid Track " by Lexicon Avenue-The Therapy Sessions , Vol . 3 Disc 2- Composed by : Alexander Armstrong/Chris Scott/Scott Bradford-2006
1	My jaw dropped at that . Are you serious ???? In the finale ? YAY ! How'd you know ? So thrilled ! How bout Archie ?
1	dood , you're on the recommended list . you tell us !
0	Tell Miley Im sorry I was hacked I wouldnt her such means things . I think she blocked me ! (((
0	Randy Coburn is not as good as Andrew Bartlett and randy needs some deodorant #not so blessed
0	I just found out that Robert Pattinson was hit my a taxi while running away from some crazed fans !! I feel so sorry for him !!
1	Harry ! Harry Harry .. Juuudd !! are you still alive ? we haven't known anything about you in ages !! how r u doing ? much love XX
1	I love Sunday ANTM marathons
0	Why ask questions you can answer yourself ?
1	I just had the best green tea at Jin's on Abbot Kinney !
0	Done French past paper . Used the mark scheme a lot because there were lots of words I didn't know Starting on more revision after lunch .
0	yep i hate homework
0	whats up with him ?
0	Glad to see Tony , Pat and Helen are all friends again .... #not ! #TheArchers
0	really good movie i saw it it was kind of sad tho
1	I did love the sun today
0	" Employers are struggling to find ‘work-ready’ graduates " reports - findings based on a survey of 68 employers ... #robust #NOT
0	My phone won't charge . So I have a " mobile " phone that has to stay plugged in . #irony
0	Ech . everyone's just out to ruin my plans . FML . they can suckitt&choke
0	o iight we gonna miss you tonight
1	Preparing to go to the pub
1	Gonna go out for a ride ! Anybody want to meetup just message me best way you can
0	I'll be there , was dyin to go out tonight only I'd no1 to go out with
0	yes ... somehow there is always something in the way ..
0	I love that really cute thing you do when you don't text back #not
0	Gold head band , silver jewelry and grungy shoes ... I look SO fuckin cute #not #mismatch #hotmess #sorrynotsorry #girlbye
1	Polyyyy ... You is a reet footie geek Who is even playing ?
0	sunburnt and i'm starting to feel it . no bueno .
0	This is what I hate the most about seeing my family ... Leaving them . Its like freshman year of college all over again .
1	Lying in the sun on the trampoline
1	I don't know Jim - I wasn't following them . Learning all the time is me .
1	Good morning everyone . Going to eat a good breakfast now
1	How are you apis ? Missed our tweet !
1	Interesting prediction . I just want guys who can play . Hopefully Carter regains form so to speak
0	America is endless war , massive debt Virtually , all nations have succumbed to this tyranny , with two notable exceptions , Russia & China
0	Ahh headache goodnight !
0	Sick of being bored/lonely
1	#Not yet , but I'll jumping on board sometime today
1	I just downloaded " Bipolar Bear " by Morningwood the other day - it's pretty cool
0	oh kasa , please lose the hair do
1	is enjoying her 1st anniversary with her hubby
0	#BREAKING I'm up and on my way to work . #RiseAndGrind #earlybird #sarcasm
0	every single fucking trend here in canada is about basketball that's fucking great #not
0	12 hours days ( without a break I hasten to add ) is the best ! #sarcastictweet #weddingplanner #wantmyjob ? #notglam
1	can I remember all this stuff I'm learning in Bob's workshop ? My head is exploding ! in a good way .
0	it would literally just be the good but that would #stress me out trying to find supermarkets with the things I need etc
1	Morning Must get off here now - going out . But hi . Have a fab weekend .
1	Still waiting ... I should have brought my camera . The guys are being hilarious !
1	midnight bowling with t , tyler , and matt !
0	This is a pain . it's 1:50 am and not a peep from Fe Fe I hope she is safe ... I just do not feel comfortable not being their to protect her
1	Waking up at 2pm everyday is starting to get a lil old now . But hey I love my beauty rest
1	mmmmm sounds delish ! Good Morning
0	They must be amazing . They can make the game with just 4k pounds . Don't mock them they are genius #sarcasm
0	The spelling bee is on ESPN def watching that ! #not
0	Just woke up , getting ready for my exam that I have to take in 3 hours while being sick .
1	is it viewable for the public ?
1	I'm refreshed by God presence today .
0	RT : I bought 50,000 followers and none of them fit me ! #sarcasm
0	#not to mention headache of the Seattle political landscape #u could put up ALL the money and still not get it approved
1	G'morning! How's everything !
1	good !
0	LIGHTNING !!!!! I LOVE STORMS . Tell you what I don't love ... The fact we're back at college tomorrow
0	Someone should start a meeting with a Muslim prayer and let that go to the Supreme Court . #sarcasm feedly.com/e/7r0Rgdu5
1	had the best birthday ever ! And has been very spoilt by her boy
0	Photo of #statues of #oldcameras taken with an #iPhone #digital #camera .... #irony ? instagram.com/p/o1qEnyvOEt/
0	Why is level 10 so hard ?
1	has had a completely unproductive morning , but its cool- thats what Sundays are for
1	Nokia N97 is soo ... nice
0	Based on everyone's tweets it seems like prom sucked last night #sarcasm
1	Naku , lapit na burpday ... I am so eyeing this canon E0S rebel xsi 12.2 MP na digital cam . How to hint 2 hubby anyway ?
1	today is a better day
0	just registered for summer class . wooooooo #sarcasm
1	So sleepy ...... can't ....... keep ...... my eyes open ..... Gnight Twitterverse
0	RT : 89% of people who think Warcraft is a waste of time , watch at least 22 hrs of the Kardashian's every week .
0	yeah cause you look like a house right now haha #not
0	RT : So ..... Arsenal celebrate pre-qualifying for the Champs league - we've just confirmed actual qualification ! Woohoo !! #3rdp …
0	Thank you man on the plane for coughing in my general direction and subsequently putting your ass in my face #not
1	how's summer ??
1	i'm a novice . i think it's unusefull service . but i'm try it
0	Off to cook some smth . edible 14-03 !!! I can't even call it brunch
0	I'm so bored I guess I'll go up here and get ready for bed so not the move . It's on tomorrow !!!
1	I'm going to one of your awesome shows ! so stoked
1	I've had a lovely day so far today .
0	What a lovely day to spend 6 hours scooping ice cream #not #gohomekids #icecreammakesyoufat
1	went to rob .. with my cousin , aunt and sister ..
0	can't find offical news , but hopes the hush sound hasn't really broken up
0	Long are the days of service and convenience Welcome to Europe ! We are saving the planet though . Sorry for the rant !
0	My moms Season 3 of Weeds got burnt up in a family friends mobile home .
0	i think KKR are favrts to win than KXIP . they beat punjabies 3 times in this season . but it's T20 & especially IPL #not #to #predict
1	lol thats okay , I know what you meant .
0	haha should have had #sarcasm at the end
1	just go to the polls , close your eyes and point . im sure it will all work out .
0	Ready for a long day ! Work til noon , lunch break go 2 dentist , if all good , no pain & return to work . If not good I'll go home in pain
0	I hung up on a BT man and he rang back and literally started yelling at me about hanging up lol
0	You refuse to go the night market because you don't want to be perceived as cheap but you're asking me where to get cheap stuff #irony
0	RT : We're going to regulate that . #irony #climatechange #epicfail #p2 pic.twitter.com/AfsrvMtK8u
1	Watching youtube videos .
0	Evening of DIY means my hands hurt ! These paper pushing hands aren't used to hard graft anymore .
1	Hahaha . ok . We don't have any blank boxes , but maybe we could turn the next one upside down for you ! lol . keep it ingognito !
0	Tomorrow is gonna be great #sarcasm
0	going to attempt to go to sleep so i can get breakfast in the AM ( which is technically here ) bay area peepls ... who wants to roll ? pwease ?
0	you said ' guess who's not getting a text from me ' I said ' me ? ' #sarcasm
1	hellooo twitterlandia .... hope you all didn't miss me too much * sniff * * sniff * dang this cold .
0	Oh how I love when I scroll down on my phone & my shattered screen cuts my finger . \n #NOT
1	Is going to Carinas to sunbath in her Garden
1	Oh not far ! I stay at Vikhroli ( W ) . May be we can catch up sometime . You can take my no < 99-202-JMPWM > non-Qwerty version
1	- more than anything
0	[-O ] I wish so much more of you !!!
0	resting today , on sick leave ... might hav to get a CT Scan done , wat a bummer !!
1	Love song for the night , " Faithfully " by Journey ( shoutout to hottie Steve Perry !! ) . A Blessed Sunday to all . Love & Light ~ Joy
1	Looking for new songs to download ... Any suggestions ?
1	#Vietnam suggests a little more substance to US #pivot to #Asia ... m.voanews.com/a/vietnam-urge… ~ how times have changed since Vietnam War #irony
0	#NOT #LIVID oh noooooo , you had one of those when it was TSO too :-( hope you feel better soon xxx
0	i get ' pedes too sooooooo creepy ! sleep w/the lights on & keep in mind they want nowhere near you . * hugs *
0	I'm on xbox . Literally can't go a night with out it freezing a good 5 times . All th people I play with too this happens
0	We haven't talked in too long
0	I really want to prepare a financial statement this weekend #not
0	Ya ya for sure , unfollow me on insta then follow me back again so I see , I'll deff follow you back . #Not #Take5
0	Ready for finals ... Not
0	Some Saturdays it's difficult being this popular . #sarcasm
1	you don't hate me Liam Where you planning on going ?
0	It's a pity DWO is such a badly laid out site with such a messy forum - it hurts my eyes !!!
0	memory was fuzzy ... but now that i'm comparing -u look way better than her too i'm sorry to have insulted you ms aubrey !
1	Good day to you too .
1	Ya . Im trying to be like you when i gro up !!
0	you're the only twitter friend I have online right now ... And I need snuggles . I'm tired and have tummy pains ... Hold me !
0	Oh ... the #Irony . Irony ( Original Mix ) soundcloud.com/clademusic/iro… #EDM #Trance #ProgressiveHouse #Progressive
0	Seriously ? my laptop broke at the best time ever ... #sarcasm
1	hello how are you today ? btw did you get your major at uni changed ?
0	getting up at 4:45 am for 5:30 am weights monday- thursday for a month & a week . lol . yay #not
1	i'll check it out .
1	so hungry about to make a snack !
1	Its #KevinJonas day !
1	' s company ( Directi ) bought ad.com for 1.4 Mil at the Traffic auction . So much for a recession in the online advertising industry
1	Hmm . Keep playing that innocent game , love
1	with and TRAVAE , my babbbyy !
0	God I love my job #not 1 way ticket that's what I'm saying :-)
0	Imagine being a chelsea fan . All that defending and nothing to show for it . Shame #sarcasm
1	Hahaha !! Toady lmao im assuming you meant today ? Good luck in the exam see you there !
1	Nothing new , weekends I sleep in and wake up at 5:30 or 6
0	Halle's husband was an adulterous punk in Unfaithful , and beat out her kid's father in real life #irony
1	but on the 2nd thought .. di na pala ako aalis ) mamaya nalang ) ( Lmao ) sorry naamn at malabo
0	so much fun #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/3OnclKsXKc
0	here sitting in my computer room ... sooo bored and it's a relatively nice day out but it's gonna rain ahhh haha
0	I miss my class
1	Yes , i'm so excited !!
0	haha !! We're getting Forest Green Rovers ' former manager ... Dave Hockaday #famous #not
1	i bought a bubble machine yesterday
1	Paranoid
0	Arguing with your ex ... always fun #sarcasm
0	This paper is going to be the death of me ... all i wanna do is sleep sadly that does not look like it is in my future . ahhh !
0	im sorry im shame doe what u up 2
1	That would be cool when I'm allowed out
1	In Nashville right now anyway getting ready for summer tours
0	I'm off tomorrow Monday and Tuesday so everyone better ask me to hangout #not
1	It's all good . I'm happy for you and your vacation ! I'm just sick thinking about having to go back to this shithole . =/
1	My best friend gets married today . Let us rejoice in the celebration of Man and Woman coming together to form one #BestManProblems #not
0	Ugh less than 3 hours of sleep class till 2
1	after tomorrow its back to bmore
0	I love when a happy day turns into drama #sarcasm #familyproblems
0	How unreasonable of you , sheesh #irony
0	yeah , it is
0	yull find a good girl in shaa Allah . Not a hoe . These good girls gon bad literally smh
1	Vanka , are you hitch hiking to UK ? I wish you good luck and happy meeting with Tery . Save trip to you both on your way back to BG
0	Goodmorning , again a lovely day ! I also wanted to come with my friends to Giethoorn ! But I have to work out , and go to a b-day
1	awww .. you 2 are superawesomeamazing ( how's that ? )
1	: T I am thinking of you a lot today . Really . Your words have blessed me in ways you don't know ! Hang in there . cuddle cuddle
1	friend , keep your next Saturday free please !
0	lOl yy yyu watchiin mii movie nd yu kno i aint finish iit thats mean lOl . bhut ohkay
0	My Avatar is still not showing
1	Be back later ... Hope you are all enjoying this wonderful Sunday afternoon .
0	Monday Morning blues Why does the wkend go so fast ?! Oh well , least we've got some fab bingo offers to cheer us up ! See bingobase.com x
0	already preparing my campaign for next year #not
0	Oh . Joy . It's June . Happy birth month to me . #sarcasm
1	So glad the #Mets winning tonight isn't being overshadowed by another local sports team ! #Whew #DodgedABulletThere #Irony
0	RT : You're so mature . #sarcasm
0	i so would but theres no more room in the car
0	anyone know anything about illustrator ? Need to invert the colours on a logo eps and my illustrator-fu is weak
1	Supposed to be 34 PS3 Exclusives
1	My hospital apt went ok 2day xxx Trust ur well cya tue ??
0	I don't think she's come out officially , but that's not important . It's finished now It was only on for like 5 minutes .
1	i'll add him now ..
1	Eating ...
0	Uuuuuuuugh I hate when woman on TV shows wake up first thing in the morning in full makeup . #iwokeupthisway #NOT
0	11 pts and 4 Reb , yeah you are right Lance Stephenson you got to . #NOT #Heat
1	DC weather stinks ... but it is FRIDAY ! So it's all good .
1	Good afternoon fellow twitterers ! Been MIA , hope everyone is doing well ! Hello to my new tweet friends ! Bless you all !
0	RT : Nothing warmer for the winter than my plaid skirt ... #NOT #catholicschoolprobs
1	what a way to spend a weekend ! haha . Cristal ... posh !
0	Sorry my laptop is currently broken due , unable to charge it , so its currently only got a hour left .
1	the hastag is #btvsmb not bvt , I was wondering why no one was tweeting
0	ahhhhhhhhh . i'm going insane . seriously .
1	new TV in the house !!! woot !
1	ended up in a German style bar to fight the jetlag with some beers Yeah #flashbelt kicks off tomorrow !! definitely need sleep now ...
0	why do tickets i want always go on presale when i have school #not #cool # !!!
0	I don't think this tan line is that bad ... #sarcasm #morelikeburnline pic.twitter.com/qTjLBsSSP1
1	More awesomeness . Lorelai got $ . 50 to get bouncy balls at Old Navy . Then she gave one of the balls to a little boy .
0	Great ! I got caught up with the computer and totally forgot about homework
0	looking forward to going out this evening but it raining here
0	goood and i'm just on the laptop watching some music channels and i'm about to have a shower and then carry on with revision
0	My hope for seeing TAI has gone down , I need atleast $320 , I'm never going to get that much in only 2 months .
1	M finger licking goodness
1	It's a beautiful day to eat at Hard Rock Cafe ' in Atlantic City
0	Nite , nite .. I didn't even get a chance to ask how your day's been .. I hope it was peachy .! Unless you don't like peaches . ;)
1	Just got the Radio Times app for my iPhone and sat playiang with it . It's well good
1	Nikki Shaffi is backk from Cornwall Hmmppff ? :S .
0	okay am not normal #sarcasm
1	i hope you enjoy the cheesecake n cookies !
1	Long day work . First of the month always sucks . Have a date tonight tho
1	Yay ! Time for church !
1	If you get a chance watch the DMB : Scenes from Big Whiskey on Hulu . It'll make you appreciate DMB a lot more .
0	hmm I sense sarcasm in your tone laura cleary #loveyoulotslikejellytots #not
1	Just got mail from greece . With shells in it . Feels so like holidays
0	Oh , shocker . #Sarcasm
0	oh , you know me , working away , , , get to deal with the delusional woman today , should be fun #not
0	You poor thang Just don't go back with a tan ;) Where do you work ?
1	the weather for your six flags day is almost up to 80
1	those are the best moment ever !
0	RT : and Eto'o . He's like 50 . #banter #sarcasm
0	Stuck on an hour and a half car ride while being hungover , perfect way to start my day ..... #Not #Karma #HatingLife
0	I really need a new avi , but I never feel like taking pictures #Irony
0	Went the entire day without a referral sale Fresh customers starting to overtake previous/referral business .....
1	Think I should go to bed , cause I have exams and shiz , this week . Pretty much the worst thing but I am going to be positive
0	ew have to wake up after long nite ..
1	I give in and buy something at cherry culture It was not much thank god my orders are becoming smaller and smaller
0	I am so looking forward to brooke nows best !! I hope ur doing well and sorry about the drama that is going on with ur mom
1	Meetnig up with meghan , then city to finally ( hopefully ) get my money and go shoppingg
1	Welcome to my fam
1	i kno it sounds naive 2 say , plant/water trees when there's barely enuff clean water for humans-but IF u have the capacity , do it !
1	Lucky Take BEYOND accurate notes please
1	Lmfao ! babe thanks for defendinq meeee
1	Swimmers caps can be purchased at any sporting goods store ... i belive they have a section called swimming ....
0	" The Shield can beat me but I have to be half a mile away from the ring " - overheard Triple H comment #sarcasm #ExtremeRules
1	backk fromm pool going 2 cierras ....... then going 2 movies
0	RT : Popping my cherry so to speak tonight with , Kate & .
1	my mum made pearls yumyummm
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
1	Ran into an uncle at the Ranthampore forest gate . Not sure if he wanted to be seen considering that he was with his 2nd family
0	LOL May getting in as many punches as possible before it comes to an end . I’ve got suuuuch high hopes for June . #not .
0	I love thunderstorms , but hate when they scare my puppy
0	So excited to work until 10 tonight and then come home and study for my finals . #not
1	i dont tweet much so now i shall overly tweet it takes so long though
1	i loved it .. great job .. my favorite part had to be when you got that anonymous guy back who emailed you
0	not feeling to great ... kinda depressed ... i hope my man is ok ... if we are still together !! he hasn't called in over a week !
0	I need my hair done ... and I just noticed that .
1	your welcome . im gonna text you right now about something .
1	One team putting up more big signs , another doing human billboarding , and one team door-knocking around electorate . Busy-busy !
1	had the best day
1	watched Ken Dodd - he has a fantastic light and very hilarious British Comedic style .. last of the music hall comedians !
0	Forget vet school . Lingerie modeling here I come ! #blessed #sexy #modelstatus #SARCASM #areyouarapist pic.twitter.com/GoqXbtsDVb
1	wife and kids are home again . YAY ! I missed them .
1	My mum & dad got me a signed Russell Brand photo in America Love them !!!
0	I don't even respond when they diss my favorite person Prez Mahama and my favorite company ECG smh\n #Sarcasm
0	I got a ton of homework .
1	Aww thanks !
0	nash literally has sO many good fucking photos but he chose a ugly ass icon im sleep
1	tres chic . i can see that looking really cute on you .
0	why is it so fucking cold ??!
1	My new blades are lush can't wait to skate them =/
1	thanks to for this one ... VayVay ?
1	What an amazingly satisfying weekend . Almost so much so that I can get on board with it being Monday already .
0	isnt in the sun because i have sunburn !
0	Aww Hope you feel better , Mandy !
0	I just want to see my commercial !!!!
0	There was a certain level of smug in that lunch lady's eyes as I served her table today at my job . #irony
0	Gah !!!!!!!!!! I've been sneezing my nose off the whole day . STUPID FLU
0	... joel's right ... epic fail of a movie sryyy
0	is working this Saturday on her birthday Booo
0	Being ignored is my favorite thing ever #sarcasm
0	Its OMGIF already than TGIF for me
1	Itssss friday and its payyyyydayyyyyy . O wait , i work both jobs today . Boo .
0	That moment you have something planned in your head to wear and come to find out your sister has it #perksofhavingasister #not
0	and the party was so much fun #not because it was in her house but she was outside with some people all the time
0	There are parts of me that need to die . First on the list is #sarcasm
1	Ohh DS im on the phone with you now !
0	Appreciate the guy telling me , in detail , about the horror film about being stuck in a lift , while we were stuck in a lift ! #not
0	I just got asked when I find out who my teacher for next year is #throwback #not #homeschooled
0	i found my phone ! AHHHHHH . YAY . landice called i missed it .
0	If you're in Vancouver , check out the catlow show at the railway tonight ! Sweet music ! Wish to be there myself .
1	You too ? Wow , small world ! ( I keed , I keed ... )
1	nervous about Irish and Maths :/ G'Luck!
1	about to bust out of cubicle-ville !
1	going out . HATE MY HAIR ! grrr . Off to see some bats and butterflies and meercats
0	Consumerism is used to control the populace in the same way that the proverbial carrot is used to control the proverbial horse .
0	have fun today loveee I'm sorry I can't come
0	Mf dont understand I don't give advancements you ain't got the bread I feel bad for you #NOT !!!
1	meg van a programoz ? s ? nisUnixvagyok UNIX4EVER I ! LOVE ! THIS ! COMPANY ! o/
1	the wind comes and goes . it's still really nice out .
1	- Does anyone want to buy a teacup yorkie ? They're absolutely adorable !
0	Sitting in pitch black with Pandora and my thoughts woohoo ! #not
0	Are there rss feeds for each channel ? Can't find mine .
0	i am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo soz twitter i feel so ashamed
0	These are one of those days when you should go outside , play basketball and relieve everything ... Oy , this sucks
1	watching the nanny on nick until sex and the city comes on
1	- Flowers and a new pie bird , life is great
0	#Irony #GovernorPunjab speaks as patron of #WomensRights at #SavynSuccessfulCelebrations #Lahore #City42 only 2 ... fb.me/1abR1WVlO
0	food poisoning x
1	soo much fun tonite at birthday party !
0	RT : Cinco De Mayo ! If only it were possible to find Mexican food in LA ! #sarcasm #CincoDeMayo #RevengeOfTheFifth
1	But since you been gone I can breathe for the first time I'm so movin ' on , yeah yeah hehehe nice song ! i like too !
0	Oh my garsh ! Soc Stardom 3 is going on NOW ?!? I've really been outta the Twitter loop
0	RT : Don't text me back too fast now . #sarcasm
0	here's the irony . I ripped out my lawn a while back and put in rocks . That's how much I care . #not
1	Do share
1	We're chilling in Iowa City for the night . Trip descriptor so far : crabby . All around ! But hey , it's been a long stretch ! 5 hours to go .
0	they made some pretty funny jokes though #not
0	Doesn't like men with long dirty fingernails and those who chew like animals FML
1	Watching the bone collector with my darlin ' wife
0	Leaving the mall .
0	I just got mistaken for a boy by the postman
1	Long day . This sucks and so do you ! Buy me shoes
0	The mavericks are doing an impressive job keeping it within 30 #sarcasm
1	my hands are cold D: todays dayplan : study work study study
0	It's just awesome to come into work on a Monday morning to not have the most important system you need not work #sarcasm
0	, I just wanna make money lay bvk nd have sex \n #not to much to ask for
0	me too . and now my mom is bothering me
0	' Big Raw ' off to a great start . #sarcasm
0	Finals on the last week of school should be fun \n #not .
0	And you expect me to trust you when your two hours away ... #YeahRight #NotActingLikeThat
0	rad ! Its been raining nonstop here- at least you don't hafta work like I do
0	I hate men I don't want to but I do
0	My door looks naked It makes my room feel bigger though .
0	Damn you for not selling xxs hoodies at wholesale prices . I feel horrible spending $46 on that hoodie
0	don't do it ! its not a cinnamon bun on the inside
1	... and with that pic , my phone just melted . so thanks for that
0	huffingtonpost.ca/2014/05/05/don… - A Conservative being dishonest about his credentials ? THIS CANNOT BE ! #cdnpoli #sarcasm
0	Wondrin if has made it in2 jet . Jabba coming on . I'm tired . no 1 is rspndn 2 my bbms
1	brad just left me the best picture comments ,
1	Dont let me get yall all worked up at work now lol well I guess its monday so you have to get thru ur day sum way !
1	thank you so much for tonight . I was so happy about the tweet you sent me & that you remembered me you are so amazing
0	didn't have time to bring either !
1	You need to be twittering !! Updates from my BFF !!
1	Excited about seeing World Press Photo exhibition when it comes to the United Nations this July !
1	says Good Morning :p
1	Just a warning - if I see a automatic #spymaster tweet from you , I'll stop following ... keep Twitter human , people
1	Watching Chelsey Lately . bahaha , funny stufff !!
1	haven't seen Cinco in forever ! so glad he's coming by
0	nope
1	Technically yes , but I'm in Aussieland so different time than you guys
1	Going home in a min , SO BYE BYE ! for noow
0	is soo bored and really wants to go to nottingham
1	Thanks so much Jon ..... same to your mom That is so sweet of you to think of all of us
0	looks interesting but lot of 500 errors on the documentation website
0	Actually slept the hole night wooh !!! Got the start of a cold though errr #one #thing #after #another #not #happy
1	2day i planted flowers in my GARDEN it looks beatiful <3 . I went to PCC for my math class And ate POPEYES its delicious <3
1	doritos for breakfast i should have been up ages ago but i was far too tired .
1	Help out Culture Shock SD and join us a Hooters MV on Wednesday from 600-1200 . 20% of your check will support us Drink and be merry !
1	Hi !!! They are a lot of fun , and they really make you feel better !
1	? has a fab new single out " Show Me Love " hear it now
0	I always sleep better at night when I binge watch Criminal Minds . #not #paranoid
1	Ohyess , he really is !
1	Nite twiggaz .... up brite n early 4 a run
0	Aww wasn't that cute #Sarcasm
0	Those sweaty naps you take \nIn the summer afternoon \n #Not #the #business \n (-_-) t
1	just finished the exam . I did ok , I guess .
1	It's ok ..... Twitter thinks I am real now
0	Music Theory Project on last day of school today ye #awesome #not
0	Basically choking to death and my mother texts me if im okay .. #thanksfortheconcern #not
0	Btw , thank you to all the amazing people who showed up this weekend . #sarcasm go fuck yourself .
1	will go to church ,
1	we probably won't hear from you until way after the launch . Have fun , baby !!!
0	People who test if the door is really not opening even though there's a queue in front of it are my favorite kind of people . #not
1	Yeah ok cool test eachother .... im dreading this exam so much , sorry i keep asking u questions all week , nervous ! ha !
0	Looking forward to a few more sunny days before the weather forecast says it will change so and love the sun !!!!! hate the cold !!!
1	i hope ur voice comes back x
1	I appreciate and love you , too . Thank you for all you do for us .
0	Oh , you and your ex are back together for the 10th time ? I'm sure it will work out now .
1	Yorkville now . 5:30 wake up call
1	Good Morning Nope doing my bacon the long drawn out way hahaha Makes me feel like Suzie Homemaker hahaha
1	Dude , I'm totally NOT unsubscribing !!!
0	I literally failed pretty much all of my finals woo
0	Normal service with will be resumed next Monday . I had to attend a board meeting last week
0	Ayo ... I'm tired of this Technology .. i need you right here in front of me !!!
0	r . i . p taylor . i will never forget you
1	we should set up play dates
1	... sounds like Jeff has the best job in the world !
0	view is great to bad we just lost
1	: Check this video out -- Motivational Song - You're Unstoppable Goh
1	aww , sorry ( via ) lol , i'm grossed out now , but sometimes u just get a craving ... I'm good for a year now
1	Haha ! The ROR made sense since Japs have a hard time pronouncing ' L'!
0	Oh geez . It's too late for riddles and abstractions I'm guessing you mean I'm emotional & not logical ?
0	The original Godzilla is about as subtle about being an allegory to nuclear war as a brick to face .
1	Star Trek was really good when I went to go see it today ! It was awesome ! ;D
0	so tired ... got PE tomorrow . ihateit ! =.=;
1	You guys are too awesome , . Come to Manila ? Please ? ?
1	might as well just BE a crazy homeless man on meth that's been running the streets mugging people . at least you'll get cash .
0	lol ! What is the PSP Go like ?? Ive heard a little bit about it . I wish I was going to E3
1	Oh dear ! Nothing worse than builder noise - someone needs to invent silent drills , hammers and builders
1	Aww you 2 are so cute
0	awww going to be early ... My sisters head hurts ! Cant wait to buy me a lap top Good Nigth beautiful twitterbugers ! ( : Love ya ;; ?
1	Confirmed .. Larry's a certified chaster now . He's more excited for 27th than me . Hahaha . ;) Can't wait to watch the concert with him .
1	" BRAZIL SCREAMS IN ONE VOICE WE LOVE MILEY CYRUS ! "
1	You're welcome ...
0	due to an impulse buy of a DSi , the original impulse buy of headphones shall be going back
1	I'm feeling great today , and the best is that i'm in love !
0	A guy named ' Earnest ' is the new White House flack ... seriously ? #irony #Obama
0	for some reason I cant stalk anyone anymore !!!
1	Powering down .
1	thanks !
1	I'm just reading the update now . I love the word cocknoberry , made me giggle anyway ...
1	watching BB , morning is complete
1	i love you so much it would be amazing if you rplied . you're going to be amazing in the last song x
1	This is Tim Duncan's 6th NBA Finals appearance . 3rd time him and LeBron meet . #BringIT #Home #SuperSonic #Its #Not #Lebron #BirthRight
0	I love how replies to all my snapchats but never to any of my texts #not
0	Lulu is real skinny , oops , rockerbod now because she's got doggy diabetes . I have to give her a shot 2x a day .
1	hey u cant hate smarty and I and not noo , stu and claire thats just rude .. but its ok ... i ll deal with the hate .. its worth it
1	Hey You ... cold ? me too .. ( #jessicaveronica )
0	revising papers . School is almost over , praise the lord . Three more days .
0	#squarespace and ext pen tests that are going no where
1	Thank you You rock !
1	At work for an hour and I already have accomplished a lot
1	Jau Supper dank dir ;)
1	thank you now i just cant wait
0	Lap dances at gunpoint ? Ha-ha ... #sarcasm #awkward #creepy #WalkOfShame
0	#irony - Getting screwed on your credit cards by credit protection sales people
0	thanks . They're the only one I know of that sell the SNSD poster along with the album ... I hope Yesasia has it for sale soon ..
0	- I miss those little brown eyes
1	THAT'S not the right way . It should be like , " Hi Mr. Gokey , I'll help you find your luggage IF you give me a kiss first "
0	Migraineeeee . Might have to go early .
1	is working , but going to go out and chill in the lovely sun
1	the tshirts look sick . i want all of the tshirts . cant wait for the album to come out . im counting down the days .
0	god that would be nice I feel sick now and I know my husband won't bring me one waaaah I'm dang stuck on this computer lmao
1	I love all the pics !!
1	updating with Eliana !
0	More guitar practice , and possibly an attempt at sleep . There's nothing else to do
0	" It's a tragedy when ppl start to go off on their own theories and not listen to the scientific evidence , " said on #CBC . #irony
1	I miss . Could you tell to find her for me ? Cuz that would be awesome .
1	i love them bothhh ...
1	I fixed it .
0	Super awesome ikea trip . But didn't have time to get the hammock
0	Im not looking forward to tomorrow
0	Are you suggesting that there hasn't been a push to secularize more and more of the proverbial public square ?
1	Alright , I woke up at 5pm and within 6 hours , I've eaten 3 meals ! Damnit . Anyw , happy birthday Jeslyn
0	#MiddleAgedPoliticians considered as teens just now applying for part time jobs . #irony , they have managed personal life for atleast 15 yrs
1	- lol not if you have TWO Turkey Chili's and Beers
0	It's always a good day when you cast your handle in the water ... #not
0	Happy anniversary to me !
0	whew ! macapagal road , clear from traffic ... hoping to be home before 8pm ... sorry kids .
1	going to madies house
0	yaaaaaaaaaaay GREG WONN &$% ?? $ ? %CVXDGWREGDTGg YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY , butt itss overrrrrrr =( D:
1	Sweet summer time wanting to be up north though !
0	asdfghjkl ; BOREDOM overpowers everything !! I need a car .
1	Met someone nice today going to bed peace
0	RT : Leave it to me to spill my protein shake down my shirt in class ... yaaa wet tshirt contest #not
0	i'm sleepy . and its soooo hot in my house .
0	tired but can't sleep . too much work to do , cant wait to travel in 2 weeks
1	your advert for the new show is hilarious x
1	: yes , they do
0	Trying to study .. Cause im pretty sure im gonna fail but i CANT study when im thinking about so much else UGHHHH . this is suckish
0	It's just some stuffs that you really matter so much abt , in the end when sth happens , it hurts
0	she said that
1	Happy birthday Have a wondeful day !
1	wow ... 1300 followers ?? You guys are awesome !! Thanks so much !!
0	unfortunately , I am working too
0	Why does snap chat notify you when someone typing & like 5 secs later notify you of the snap ... got ppl thinking my shit jukin lol #Not
0	We wake up every day with the same routine ... but expect different results ... #irony
0	RT : A white person trying to tell a black person not to be close minded ..... #irony
1	I got 780 in my first try for GMAT . I would love to share my experience in my later posts .
0	Sorry for living autonomously rather than adhering to societal expectations #sarcasm
0	Did you know I loved being told how awful of a person I am ??... Because your really good at telling me on a daily basis . #sarcasm
1	Hope you all have a blessed and excitting day
1	THE SHOW IS ROCKING ! reports that has her " uterus twitching " ! That's my boy
0	i dont want to go to work
0	is glad today is his last time he has to work 8hrs ... school , 8hrs ... family 4 hrs , 1hr ... other , and only 3hrs sleep
0	oh wait it just told me the page doesnt exist
1	work . Later
0	The greatest place on earth #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/ETnbbmqq01
0	: Oh yeah , I like him too ... lol . #LakersCoach #sarcasm He's a quitter .
1	A 12 hour day consisting of entirely lifeguarding ? You could say I'm a happy camper right now . #sarcastictweet
1	Drunk talk huh ?! Celebrating the Nuggets ... OH BOI ! LOL ... yep , thats me !
1	ladies and gentlemen , tonight it will finally be ... kickball time in chatt ! come on out ! dupont-rivermont fields , 7:30 meggie
0	LOL ! Mel still sleepin ?? poor baby Bunka just went to bed , and i think i am going too
0	graduation was fun , but i'm going to miss a few people
1	Lounging in my watermelon satin bra home with my honey ... cutting up some yummy watermelon that I'm gonna eat with salt
1	Thank you
1	Today I saw the kids kissing their mommy . It's very lovely
1	Where do you live ?
0	Looks like a rising star to me ... #sarcasm #SFGiants #DodgersSuck pic.twitter.com/S65aoB7NXP
1	At Infusion Tea getting ready for bike to work day . Yes , I work from home but still ... It's a good cause .
0	I called like 15 times this morning .... no answer #thanksfortheride #not
1	Cant wait to show off my belly button leotard for summer intensive today
1	no problem
1	haha i agree .. see gamer naps are nice
0	What ?!? An elite D like Doughty takes a penalty ?!? #Sarcasm
0	I felt that " drag " was simply : " Putting on the opposite gender's clothes . " ( so to speak )
1	aww that is so sweet !!! lol i can't wait !! im sorry , but i have 2 go .. wish me luck on my speaking exam in english 2morrow
0	story starts " England crashed to one of their most ignominious cricketing defeats of all time . " Not good
1	If only your husband would let you buy something to replace it .
0	So the music today is actually pretty quality so far , hopefully it stays that way #Not #LifeguardProbs
1	FAVORITE FOOD ! ohhh yah
1	Awesome ! I'm so excited ! We have a LONG overdue Re-do outting after that HipHop weekend hahaha ..
0	auch ... drop by 1 48 . webhostingtalk.com
1	Ah ! Watching serendipity !!
1	Just came back home after a long day
0	Just noted that there's a big ' C ' above on #BBCQT #irony
1	
1	I hope you can get some well-deserved sleep soon !
0	Oh no ! I am so sorry to hear that . That really sucks .
1	Send something for Matt Prokop's Birthday Project , pretty please
1	Wrote my first article on my nokia 9300i today , I wasn't really in " writing mode " but it's a good start . Let's see how it tomorrow will be
0	At work till 11:00
1	Roarke brought me soup he's a great friend to have .
0	monday ... again
1	Had so much fun yesterday ! is hoping this sat pushes through .. and is gonna have dinner !
0	Awe ! I wish i could bring food to joes work but only too bad i'm at work as well !
0	Omg I got my window to go up ! Thanks to all the bitties that helped me #NOT
0	I'm having a hard time going to sleep . High St & Orange St
1	i want the new sidekick Lx 2009 & i am going to get it !
1	i was listening to your song " So Close " .. and wow ! you`re good ... even better than any other .. GOOD JOB !
1	My Bday Celebrations .......... yummy cake cutting time
1	goes Forward to Lorient & wishes ites & vibes to all followers , back on the first days of July
1	I actually laughed out loud at that one .
1	lolz okay thanks anyways
1	thanks for joining me today
0	- dude , it's with a heavy heart I say that
1	I tend to avoid unpleasant surprises
0	" Dropped four niggas now I'm making all the dough " #irony RT : Dr. Dre's Homies : Then and Now pic.twitter.com/rMhFEzH4z3
1	I'm thinking the yahoo email today is the strangest , one from hotmail was nice - but both still want something
1	lol .. welcome hows u 2day ?
1	Rolling my eyes at ya .
0	Knock down my walls ? I promise ill be quiet haha #Not
1	I see a robot-filled weekend in my future . Thanks for the head's up
1	Wish I could sleep all day long ! Excited to see the Up movie
1	you knows it ?
1	heyy ! just wanted to tell you how awesome you are hahah love you !
0	Gen Xers get a apathy rep but it's not 100% true . What's a kid 2 do when their spiritual mentor's #1 rule is " don't trust authority " ? #irony
0	“ : Luis is killing us . ” Yes , the rebounds and hustle is killing the other's buzz . #sarcasm
0	misses everyone from my school since the last day of " school " at Golden Gate Park .
0	I wondered how long before the pics were published\n #not \n #a \n #defender \n #insight \n #rubbish
1	I only like spending money that’s not mine #money #i #only #like #spending #thats #that #is #not #mine #emoji #funny #face #laughin
1	Literally the best day of my life ... My favorite club in Vegas #lightnightclub #canyouseethelight pic.twitter.com/M7JrrfXHlz
0	Ugh I so don't want to get out of my bed but i have to be at work by 9 ...
1	I wldnt put Angelina Jolie in w/ " the celebrities " . She actually goes over & helps & aid . Gets her hands dirty so to speak .
1	Beautiful Sunny day in Crofton Maryland
1	i'm so jealous !
1	tell people to go to my room .
1	I dod the same There is a feeling of satisfaction that goes with that !!
1	Saturday night fever is on amc . Tune in ! All time classic !
0	twitter discussions suck . I have the distinct feeling you missed my points plz send through a link to what he was saying
1	was waiting for you to notice . Literally thought of it on the spot like a total genius . Bump ugs is a completely valid phrase ?
1	I'm getting girlyed up for work today & I'm staying up until 1am tonight
0	aww man !! that would be fun !! im sooo behind in design i dont know what im gonna do oopsy
1	I am home and looking forward to being home Pakistan home owned , USA one bank owns til paid off , but yes , happy2b back2US soon
1	follow them .... they will follow you
0	is all alone .
1	, drink more tonic water ! If you like , with Gin .
1	The problem with tumbleweeds is that they never sit and chat a spell ? they're always moving on . Like some people , sadly .
0	. Danny is beautiful , but he and you doesn't answer me . what speak with you ? Must be something common . Please one Hi ..
0	it's summer every other day or so here in L . A ... haha
0	You would enjoy that , wouldn't you ? LOL #CPRProfessional #LifeSaver #Not #AintBoutThatLife
1	GLENN YOU ROCK !!!
1	A HUMMINGBID JUST DRANK OUT OF THE FEEDER ONE FOOT AWAY FROM MY HEADDD . ( ALL CAPS DAY ACORDING TO LINZIEZ )
0	Always holding grudges .. It's gonna get you far in life #Not
1	they don't know that
1	Anyone know wat the score is ?
1	There's Excitement in the City
0	are you having a bad day ?
1	is tired from a long night , pens tonight
1	hey thanks for following me
0	Blah stomach is burning for some unknown reason
1	people !
0	i'm at home . reading up news on the state of affairs in Iran . Sad really
0	???????? - that was very sad no mother deserves to go through .
1	Watching csi miami with my grandparents .
1	with rachie poo !!
1	Oh here is the pic of what I'm doin right now hehe oh fun may mwhahahahahahaha bwhahahahahhaa
0	omg no more Tiffanie in Girlicious that sucks !
1	i got " you love peace " again ! that is so not a fortune ! hmm ... if i figure out what that means , i'll let you know
0	Auditions were back in May . We missed them
0	i can post you cake .
0	Spent the day & evening writing about working at home & relationship strain with partners (& children ) . #irony
1	I'm sure it wasn't so bad . And you know what I think I might just , thanks I think I need it lol
1	- yay this is the first thing growing in my greenhouse its rocket lettuce lol
1	Miley Cyrus is my friend
0	Getting called a potato by my sister because she decided im a potato not her sister . Hahaha feeling the love #not #brokenheartedpotato
0	I miss my friends in Leicester ... again
0	Boom Boom Pow is an EPIC song ! how can you not like it !
0	I am in pain no bueno
0	My first business card as the booker for the Chameleon on Valencia #irony #tbt #sftimes #hahahaha instagram.com/p/ol6DylRY_m/
0	RT : better not put the other count down on #leeevans #itsasurprise #not
1	Have to eat my veggies today . Mashed corn and string beans . But have steak along on the side
1	LOL ! I know it sounds funny . I actually let out a muffled laughter when the female called me and told me this
1	Aww i hope so ! Might treat myself to a hot milo too Thankyou xx
0	I'll have to check our Kroger here in Indiana - Wally's doesn't have the Betty Crocker mixes yet either
0	dear allie , i love you ! im leaving for camp next friday on the 1st im gonna wake up and scream and cry . haha
1	yup welcome to the clan ill try and get on site soon gotta convince bro to let me use psp =p
1	I didn't read that one since I'm not much of an SGA fan . Might have to now , just to see .
1	Still hoping to win an Everio camera from Toni ! Only 10 more days until the winner is announced ! Here's hoping
1	thats great news
1	i did indeed !! you ? I shall refrain in sending rain ......
0	the climacteric year . nothing ever seems to work out right for me . help me out plzzz
1	having another fabulous weekend ! I love summers in Raleigh
0	we all are !! She's such a great person and such an awesome mom !!! #sarcasm #nothacked
1	O.O ... Bunnies ?!? I love bunnies ! Can I have a bunny ? Can I ? I'm allergic to dogs , so I can't have a puppy .
1	Woken up in a really good mood Let's hope it stays that way .
1	NBC is bringing back " Chuck " for a 3rd season . I know a few people who'll be pleased -
0	I love fighting with my sister in a foreign country #not
0	So Bruce Bowen is picking L.A. to beat the OKC in the 2nd round like he picked H-town to win it all ; great picks #sarcasm
1	and with THAT , I pass my #truthordare power of asking to to ask on my behalf I'm going to bed . Night all !
0	gr8 article ! In cartoongate when u took liberal side fools Mo/Shafiq mustve scared more voters to the Rt #irony
1	was in " rome " for vbs wore a toga and everthing . tommarrow i get to play a slave that gets set free yay
1	eating yummy mexican !! dont forget the margaritas mmmm
0	Don't you love listening to the same 40 second song 240 times ? #ihatecompulsory
1	Born to be wilde -
0	There gave them a dose of their own medicine . lol #sarcasm
0	RT : A racist NBA owner makes about as much sense as a homophobic theater producer .
0	GRADUATING IN 5 DAYS AND I'M LOOKING AT $170 SHOES #IRONY #SADGIRL #NOMONEY4SUMMER #haha
1	Will try to be at #Adtech_paris . See you there
1	is taking a nap , its been a long morning
0	thus , the USA has the highest gun death rate in the developed world because of vaccines that make people mentally ill ! #not
1	aaaw finding nemo ! will see this movie right now again UPDATE ! i saw it like a billion times .. AND ONE
1	Just ordered my cap and gown . 61 days .
0	right the rain can stop anytime now as I've done all my housework and want to play out
1	Watching the lion king
1	i thought you were gonna stick with the apocalypse theme ? but i like it i love you , have a good time at the wedding tmrw !
0	is off to grab a flight from Stansted to Glasgow - and still hasn't found her camera BAD TIMES
0	see how tired i am !
1	Thinking about how blessed I am to have such a wonderful mom ! I need to call her and tell her ...
1	take care , dont let the mosquito bite
1	Spongebobs on
1	I chose Taylor Swift , because I think Miley's more famous ( a little bit XD ) so there's more people who'll vote for her
1	HAVE SOOOO MUCH FUN !!!!!
0	like that will happen . I will probably get a mom mobile with a stick shift .
1	: shake it .
0	My phone isn't working anymore , please I need a new phone #trackle
0	. Way to take suggestions & apply them right away . Complaining is petty . #sarcasm #mnleg
1	i found you on twitter
0	Lol if that's what you're most excited about , you're gonna go far in life .. #not
0	Just getting some sun in this glorious Spring weather ! #sarcasm cass219 instagram.com/p/nmG4JGGUFw/
0	lol i dont think im contagious , jeffrey just had to sleep with the window open and now my head is about to fall off
0	waiting for the airtrain to take me to jfk . i don't want to go home yet
1	it's the big day ... The Derby !!! Age of aquarius !!! I'd perhap crowded house
1	your welcome
0	#Browns are drafting everyone & trading with every team - that should cover every rumor between now & Thursday night #sarcasm #DraftWeek
1	Just set the GoogleUpdate . exe service to not start if you don't like it . Mind it might reenable it when you * choose * to upd .
0	Back From Bangalore and what greets me here !!! Heat full on
0	Didn't get pie ; the Antique's Marketplace was closed before we got there . Epic day out with Mummy was not so epic . * goes to bed early *
1	Daddy back to hosp . room . Ok . Now , time for basket !!
1	Please help and I'll love you forever ? It's my very first Digg !
1	is loving this sunshiny day !!!
0	Having to block my debit card because I'm sure there's been fraudulent activity on it . Bugger !!
0	I may use #sarcasm and #cynicism in a way you are not accustomed to
0	the non-drowsy neozep is making me so , so drowsy
1	#followfriday thanks man - here's one back to you for having an incorrect spelling of my name
0	the middle of the parking lot at #HPplaza is the perf place to block the way , talk & move concrete , right ? #NOT
0	I enjoyed my day at your house ! Blew a tire on I 10 driving home Still small in the scope of life !
0	no we don't talk ever #sarcasm
1	you feeeling any better ?
0	Once in a while one should disable all your social media , put your phone away and really talk and connect with people #Not SoSocialMedia
0	nope
0	haha yeah it has that effect on ppl . I'm sorry I couldn't go today I really was going to I had a bag ready and everything
0	The pack took a vote on the Vinegar Option , I was voted out as pack leader by 3-2 re :
1	got the address leighton
1	Great advice , thank you !! Good luck to you as well !
0	RT : #Irony Libs worship nature but nowhere in nature do their policies exist . The strong survive , the weak perish #tcot
1	Have a great time , baby .
1	why thankyouu !
0	so do i !
0	So pumped for 3 hours in class of drivers ed tonight ! #not
0	Wow , hanging out in a parking lot blasting country music .... you're cool . #not
1	On my way out to eat lunch ... Happy Mother's Day !!!!!
1	Upgrades complete . Web server is back online
1	Im good and you ?
1	aww this is a good day
0	I'm SOOOOOO offended by this tweet ! ;) #sarcasm
0	Bored shitless .. I might as well go and play on the Wii .. but I'd probably get off it after 5 minutes .. what to do on a Saturday morning ?
1	Yeay ! New furniture Sent my wife to buy it lol , i am at work o.O
0	Yeah 4 stitches a whole lot of pain and a long ass day ahead of me ! #woo #not
0	sarcasm is my best defence\n #sarcasm
0	waaaahh ...!! why do you make me love you !!? I don't even know you so good , I just know your name , & see you everyday .. with her
0	* valley-girl voice * wait , so did you , like , do it with luke ? #sarcasm lmao
0	thanks for consistantly airing those high class commercials during the game breaks . My parents really appreciate it . #Not
0	LOL ya go on strike ... I'm sick too , sore throat , stuffy nose , cough ....
1	haha we prolly both did on the same night in downtown San diego at one point or another
1	now have a very lovely diffuser teapot for my very nice jasmine pearl green tea
1	yes !!! Just like kindergarten !!!!! And goodmorning to u also
1	- Wine and a cigar , I live an amazing life
0	I expect my future boyfriend to give me foot or back massages ! #justkidding #not
0	Time to walk another beautiful mile to put my bag in my car #sarcasm #2muchwalking #iwishicouldfly #TAMU18
1	it really is like Christmas I get so excited when I receive new packages !
0	Am i the only person not even slightly interested in groves and froch having a fight ? #not #bothered
1	Very cool !
1	Burn Notice tonight ! hellzyes .
1	So much to do , so little time ! I need a pause button !
0	awww I can't believe its already been a year ! Miss you guys
1	it sokay .
0	Walking to bus stop to catch bus am now rather worried about this exam will twet you after my feeling and that I failed .
1	JBnoys ... Hope you had a great time today .
1	Enough 4biology .. My head is ' bout to explode . Well , b optimistic we will do our bst guys ;) Goodluck for me .. and you1 US ! Nitenite .
0	I feel so sorry for the women that lost her husband to those disgusting thugs ! Hearing her story made me cry
1	First day back and I already got a job interview #thankthelord #not #thankmyself #understandme
1	hey ... i will go to school tomorrow , mia , randi , angel , i dont care who , if one o u guys gets this ill be in lars's portable doin art
0	Woke up right now to a nice and beautiful kiss from a mosquito .. I can feel the love ! \n #feelingloved #sarcasm
0	Sunburn hurts
1	Have a safe trip , Desti , and have lots of fun !!! Hope you can tweet us a lot And give 4700 kisses from us
0	Its very unlike to send a snap chat of himself #not
0	... and the sad thing is$ ... I didn't see the " ward " part of " Edward " ... Lost in the cheekage I guess
0	???. : ????? G ???? : .??? aka ???. : RAIDERZ_PRINCESS : .??? Says Lights out AZ !!! Ima Calling It A Night !!! Tym Fo Mimis !!!
1	your picture is awesome ! i wish i could draw ! lol
1	Ha , is it long ? Well , not bad , I just have received my visa approval and I am preparing for going abroad .
0	One week from now I'll be bawling my eyes out over the beauty that is Hazel Grace and Augustus Waters in film . #okay #not
1	the factory is officially in commission
0	time to get that new MacBook pro ! Sorry to hear about your pc
1	YUM !! my mums making pancakes
1	Had I known the Blip.fm addiction was to become so hardcore , I wouldn't have ever introduced you to its sweet , seductive allure .
1	If you want a copy of my poetry collection , let me know ASAP !
1	Yes i totally agree !
1	thanks 4 The intro . I was a little late responding . Had 2 get a massage
1	thanks
1	hi , regard the studio audience on sitcoms , How i met your mother still has them i think , one the few .
0	well taking trig , physics , and college algebra all in the same semester next year will be awesome ..... #not
0	hate this week so much !
0	gonna end up getting Carpal Tunnel Syndrome , from masturbating too much #not
0	How to tell if you have the right number of employees : people are on hold with customer service for 30 minutes . #HealthCare #Sarcasm
1	that's definitely an idea ! Hope your little one gets to feeling better soon !
0	Long Ass Day !!! Video shoot went nice ! Keep y'all eyes open for Doll Phace and E40 ' Damn Right ' my body is so tired
1	Sent you an email and DM !
0	uh idk whats going on anymore . wait do you
1	5 now .. but then my internet was down all day so I get to stay up later
0	tried to go to the gym today and the car decides to break down . #justwonderful #NOT #Alhamdulilah
0	I saw this on Facebook and I just thought this was a really sweet message #sarcasm . pic.twitter.com/ocEzZmGxK4
0	Hahaha ! Southampton tho ! now they're just some cunts that we used to like . Wowza . Rejected another bid acc to rumours . Shocker . #not
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
1	New to twitter
1	i got a zune today so happy . its amazing
0	Does not want to to to bed but I need to
1	Studying for exams is going as great as I thought ! .... Not ! Yes , summer mode already , baby .
0	I like to eat eat eat apples and bananas i like to eat eat eat apples and bananas i am so bored i need to be entertained haha lol tha ...
0	Yeah , cuz my kid will need assistance in the attitude department . #not
1	Our pug had to get a growth removed from his neck this morning and he is doing well .
1	I hope so . Remain dubious over the k/brd tho ' . LOL re : the Storm ref - nothing else is that bad
1	Just back home from a little gathering with some old friends .. It was really fun , they're still the same .
0	well this sucks !! who is the new badass villain now ? #sarcasm
1	Nice pic ! Looks like you had a fun time ! Hope you did .
1	I get my coffee at work
1	so i just got back from your show in az ... one word amazing
0	joshjoshjosh i miss you too ! I'm hiding slash working at this resort near traverse ... I'll call and tell you all about it soon
0	Yearbook got my brothers last name wrong but me and my sisters right #not #related
0	Oh good . Stomach flu . #sarcasm #SickAsADog #Chills #LyingInBedFreezing #NoteToSelf #SanitizeEverything
0	Found out today that half of my Christian faith class are satanists #irony
1	#Irony One post to incite an entire city but a million of them don't cast a dent on burning issues that need our real attention .
0	how are you not dying ?!?! Sweets make me sick ... except brownies ... mmm .. love those !
0	A day without Twitter is like a day without food ! Though I didn't do either today because I was/am sick !
0	I needed this outing tonight ! It's been a fun afternoon celebrating a friends birthday and discovering I'm a golf natural ! #not
0	It's quite ironic how angry ' Pharell - happy ' now makes me due to its gross overplayed ness #Not #Happy
0	Work time .
1	workinn 4 then outtt with abbey texttt <3
0	“ : Words of advice to college graduates from a college drop out - bit.ly/TTvKsd” #irony #management
1	I'm just following you Jess . Looking forward for some great tweets . .. Hope you're having a cool night !
1	I will try and find it online because that was on someones PSP at college before
0	not even asked if we would change seats man who took my husbands seat should have paid for two seats . #not impressed
0	A busy day , just time to relax in front of tv and watch .... LFC ! I can bearly contain my excitement ! #sarcasm #MixedMarriage #efc
1	Be sure to open some freakin ' windows .
1	all you need is love
1	If I ever feel better
1	That's how I roll
1	Ya eh , da wings are lookin good don't cha think ? Critical game . Hope they can keep it up for another 2 periods .
1	I just cleaned my cubicle a few minutes ago . It smells like lemony poison .
0	Air France aircraft missing ... Not looking good
1	skyping with K who's safely back in aus .
0	yes i get excited when i know the answer but i'm always too slow
0	Tweetie is a lil buggy still on 3.0
1	Thanks for the shout
1	Hey #Phish ill be at fox ( PhishTube Broadcast live > )
0	Really need to go to bed now , have work in the morning , or should I say later !?
0	Wow the Pacers are putting up quite a fight ! Never seen a team play with such a sense of urgency ! #NOT
1	I LITERALLY can't be anymore obsessed with buns but my hairs so pretty I SHOULD do something with it
0	iCant DM from my phone email my phone & I'll reply back : DaLoneStarKid@tmail.com
1	alltimecalxm your bio is literally me , i love your user and your icon is so pretty
0	#CSK tried their best in the field , but the game was lost the moment Dhoni & Hayden were ejected in quick succession
0	Literally , the only people here waiting in a line are those of us foolish enough to have " pre-registered " . #PopCon #irony
1	Listing to " In the Hands of God " by the Newsboys . Amazon
1	Just got a bag that says I <3 Allermuir ... and yes I DO <3 Allermuir #neocon09
0	RT : Thanks for the snap back #Sarcasm
1	u mean an ourracingdream truck ? We haven't gotten to that point yet but were getting there ! I go to Texas tomorrow for the race
1	Celebrating the birthday with an onion/roastbeef rollup . This ought to keep the BF away for a while !
1	Can you hear that ? ' Tis the evil laugh cackling in glee
1	In love and sex and magic .
1	Hey Danny . My friend Chelsea is a huge fan of yours and she would absolutely flip if you gave her a quick twitter shout out !
1	No Vegas traffic in a Friday night ?? Weird . ATVing this weekend whoo hoo and I am going to try a dirt bike . Scared :/
0	Thanks Mr. P for giving us two more exciting projects ! #not
1	what is this , one phone call and you've made a diva That's awesome !
1	#wikiwednesday what thrusday gonna be ?
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
0	I don't wanna work tomorrow morning ! so depressing ... I just wanna sleep innn !
0	but it hits me at 2 tender spots ! ice cream n free !!!! n i managed to get it for e past 2 yrs . sigh ....
0	Athens bars . But the tuscarawas bars are still top notch #not
1	lots of pulp for me
0	I am lost . Please help me find a good home .
0	Little one year old girl was crying and the mom said " stop crying ! " Surprisingly she didn't stop . Parenting must be hard #sarcasm
1	That's , at the bottom line , what I always do . But still , makes me nervous every time
0	Vogel is a cocky dude who is a can short of a six pack and he thinks that's good enough . #not Check the results coach .
0	#Clyde blocked me . He said #teaparty was #afraid of him & I said #not .. Please let him know I'm still #dissing him
0	i fancy a BBQ and i fancy having something to do
1	I'm sorry it's been a rough morning ! I hope the ultrasound goes well though ... I can't wait to hear how baby b is doing
0	LOLOL ok Japan #irony #Japan Offers Support to Nations in Disputes With China , via nyti.ms/RLx6Dn
0	Wow so proud of myself bc I'm studying on my own for the math final #turnup #straightastudent #not
0	I think I am . I don't live in cali right now
0	p.s. now sick AND hungry .
1	Where are you hanging out ? You're looking for girls in bars aren't you ?
1	will not tweet again . Sorry ... I'm just not that into you ( twitter ) .
0	This mornings cereal experience was unsatisfying . Probably because I'm craving a chicken biscuit .
0	wish I was cool enough to hang out with you and Bill .
0	I bet this would've been fixed if I could've called up on the phone and explain this whole situation . Jeez .
1	FFw to middle July ..... Hawaii
0	yeh but u forget he had served 8yrs of those 13 life sentences so he was considered safe #sarcasm lol
0	RT : The weathers about as confusing as a girl on their period ! ©
1	i have to learn being a patient one
0	Gonna see if we can re fuckup my shoulder today cause I want more surgery #not
1	nothing
1	Yesterday started badly ( demon son ) but got better - lovely girltime with Em , went to see Coraline at the cinema then pizza hut
0	Stuck at work Perfect weather outside !!!
1	Just came home from a lovely dinner with mom , dad , and ..
0	On TV ? * major cringe * Even though most of that is scripted , I feel icky if I watch it ...
1	Job interview for babysitting an then home 2read an upload my pics from whale watching ! Fun fun lol
1	i was watching learning tagalog video on Youtube . Xie Xie for the uploader !
1	i love it i love it i love you too
0	so i guess you really wont b able to have a vehicle on campus this year
0	i thought she'd erase it ... #not ... the outrage is still there
0	Woke up like , 20 minutes ago . It's going to be a long day .. Work 9a-4p today .
1	a-ha ! Thanks Matty ! Luv u long time !
1	Putting the final touches to a sharepoint webpart im building
0	The honor system .... Benefiting shady people since it was invented . #honorsystem #irony #truth
0	haha , i certainly not laughin and im sooo careful in the sun boo haha
0	I Have tried a few locations . will keep trying tomorrow as i am about town . thanks for your help . I think I give up !
0	Meeeee too .
1	Thank you very much for the 182 Supercoach points :) #win #lions #carlton #not #united
0	" Ayatollah you once , Ayatollah you twice , I dunno Khamanei times ! You kids get off my lawn ! " A little gallows humor ?
1	ohh i watched that one yesterday and i was like she's dead . hahs . you can watch true bloods online too !
0	so #england have beaten a team that wasn't good enough to qualify , it's obvious now we are going to win the #WorldCup2014 #NOT
0	ok , sptnya ada yg salah dgn tweetdeck ini . semua tweet gw jd muncul dua kali terus
0	after two events ?! Yes , you're right . We might as well just give it to him now . #not
0	Work on a sunday not a fun day
0	HOLD ON it's Jacob's turn and HE KNOWS IT !!!! #spellingbee #not
0	RT : Gotta maintain law and order , right ? Reuters : #Nigeria police arrest protest leader for abducted girls ,
0	My neck & shoulders are killing me ! Very stressful couple of weeks . I so want a new job but it looks like that won't be happening soon
0	well , so i now realize nobody cares if I tweet or not
1	did you use your discount card
1	choices ? if u get a flat tire r u going to flatten the other three or fix the one & get back on the road ? It's a lifestyle
0	My husband says I need Church .
1	That it is
0	Hoping the antibiotics will do its magic overnight . I miss my voice .
0	Susan Boyle has been hospitalized !
1	in one hell of a good mood !
0	great was Germany . Won easily but lost Reus to WC . #Irony
1	yes yes yo ! am soo excited , my tummy is rumbling with happiness ! ( maybe also because i haven't had lunch yet . heehee )
0	Today's bus journey home seems exceptionally long . I don't wna worry so much abt sch , work , money and my birthday . -
0	I talk too much . I have a lot of stories & opinions . I guess I will try to be more basic .. #NOT
1	I've heard that sitting on the couch with a towel draped over your head helps . I keep meaning to try that
1	LOL , it's cool edward cullen
0	SAUDADE
0	not sure of Touchscreen keypad .... want 2 try but not up 2 free phone time
0	i am sad because i can not change my background ... whats wrong ..... i can not change anything
1	huh ? Oh , it's a scheme about how to make my mom THINK I'm paying her back for all these purchases Not exciting XP
1	Love your Vlog . 50/50 chance lmao ! Would love to see Cpt . hand out tattoos xD . You are amazing ... but you already knew that
1	- wow i love that dress you are a great actress and you deserve the award loved the film
0	RT : Shoutout to for throwing the first ever perfect game at the new perfect game complex #Irony #GoGamecocks
1	HOLY HELL i just favd that one
1	“ : I hate when Mosquitos do that pic.twitter.com/8AV7aa3Wj5” #irony
1	this is the beauty of delhi . it gets super hot and then it breaks into th craziest rain . a hail storm was a surprise
0	Had the weirdest night ever ! Between tears , break ups n dancin , i dnt know how it all happened
0	i have no idea how i'm going to fix things with me and landon ! i want things back to normal but i don't know how and if that is possible
1	haven't laughed that much in awhile
1	Waiting for Kelsey's mom and leaving school early because we're amazing .
0	LOOOOOOOOOL at you and all your comments to the celebs : L ha and you have bare followers how depressing x
0	Came home from Cross County , Tired as
0	These annoying home buyers want to purchase my listings before the sign actually goes up . How inconvenient . #sarcasm #grateful
1	I thought you did , but my friend is trying to win a comp so it means she's tweeting 100 times . So i couldnt find it .
0	is happs my mums goin away again .. only till saturday though
0	#really #for real #not true #if a thief or breakers can always knows how to get in #see on tv#
1	Good morning , twitter ! From : the Philippines !!
0	Yay for having no life because my dad's so strict .. #not
0	I sliced open my thumb on one of the pinchers .
0	I look a hot mess ... my head is bumpin
1	hell yeah i dont know what condition my trampoline is in these days but im up for it
0	RT : Who should be next $TGT CEO ? points out that Ron Johnson is a free agent . And he used to work for $TGT ! …
1	For you ? Or are we talking about a child . I am happy ether way .
1	Goodnight #squarespace . I love you . Oh and night everyone else . Losers ..... Haha .
0	hasn't had time to go on twitter since working full time !
1	Thanks for all the advice on dog tangled hair - gave her a a good wash and was able to trim some crazy hair out and brush the knots out
0	MIA my sinful hat .
1	I'm a born-again Tweeter ...
0	now they just jump in cold water . #soentertaining #sarcasm
0	Soo .. he was an asshole last week ( your words not mine ) and this week you're cooking dinner together #notbad #keeper #sarcasm
1	Thanx a bunch for all the #followfriday .
1	Goooooodnight xxx <3
1	* flicks hair * I prefer to be called a " twenius "
1	I forgot to tell you , I's got me twlt t shirt on under my jersey
0	Start work at 7 and I don't see myself getting to sleep any time soon , I'm going to be one happy lady in the morning #not
0	I think my mother forgot about me She never called me back :-/
0	Alone in office so made some microwave popcorn - suddenly everyone's visiting me
1	gahh i'll be in london all week , you should come to london and see hey chris with me ftw !
0	- So Much For ; " Our Friendship Will Last Forever " x
0	RT : RT : Google Unveils Self-Driving Car Prototype ow.ly/xlnxQ <- I’m sure no one will ever hack tho…
0	Episode 5 of season 2 of Greek shows so much on a part of my life now and I'm glad that that is in the past #IBelieveInAThingCalledLove #Not
0	uh DITTO except I finished both series
0	my mouth feels like i just got my braces on
0	I have a tiny cut underneath my findernail and it hurts like hell !! Owie
0	Boy they don't miss a beat do they ! #sarcasm
1	looking forward to tonight . It's going to be great !
1	i've finally got those applications out to manchester college ! hellsyeah
1	I have a wide range of likeys
1	heading over to the PC to watch the indoor soccer game
1	i miss you audrey . i want to stop by nashville on our next road trip to KY . be prepared !
0	I'm so glad my wrist got hurt the day before districts #not
1	morning & xxx
0	a tweet about the English exam where you misspell the word leaving #irony
1	will meet his LGmates in a while
1	Seven full days of working in a row ... Now to work another seven in a row . My life is so fun #sarcasm
1	this is kaye updating for nichole . nichole and mem are doing kareoke
0	All good things must come to an edn , even a fun-filled year !! ... Still we're gna srsly make nexy yr the MOST memorable EVAH !!!
1	To go or not to go out in the rain ... Tonight to see the Ziggy Marley / 311 concert ... Fine , fine , but only because we'll be backstage
0	You're so mean to me yesterday You didn't even say hi !
1	gotchaaaaaa lol we jst arent used to it
1	Just got back from a very odd day of work . Starting tomorrow at 10.30 , should be just enough sleep to kick this cold's ass .
1	* Sends you smooches * Good morning sweetie ! Sorry am popping in and out this morning * hugs *
0	Saw a fetus pic of Luke with a baby and screamed and someone asked if i'm okay . #no #im #not
0	awards in an hour . i cant go and it sucks . cuz i want to really bad .
1	is cooking a lamb roast for dinner . It is smelling delicious .
1	Thanx for letting me know . I'll check it out when I get a chance on the computer .
1	Thank your boys for me ? And watch your back buddy . We're creepingggg ...
1	absolutely . It was more difficult for me , since my first was on my back .
0	I love the ' work appropriate ' designation in this question . #irony
0	awkward burn lines just in time for prom #perfect #not
1	On the trendmill watching the hills season finale !
1	Yeah , I am . sent me some beautiful flowers and is just awesome . It's gettin ' easier
1	Tryingg to figure out how to use twitter xx
0	#Not One More Support Richard Martinez and our children . Demand #Not One More
1	Its pouring rain outside . I love the rain
1	Hope everyone has an awesome day or night !
1	F R E E that spells Free ... Credit Report dot com Bay-Bee !
1	Now searching for any pix with Cyrus friend Jenna
1	... Baseball day
0	#nicerfilmtitles I need to get out more , I was convinced this said ' nicefirmtitties ' !!!!!
1	May I ask why is interested ?
1	lol , I've always wandered the same thing ! btw , thank you for answering my question in the live chat
1	cut cut cut . i is gonna have some funz
0	Oh hey ! Is today May 4th ? I never would have guessed #sarcasm #notafan
0	just took my last bath until July ... back to DC in like 12hrs I'm not ready to go ... I have a lot of unsettled things on my mind still :-/
0	Waking up and spending the morning in the bathroom . Stomach pains = best way to start the day #Sarcasm #fml
1	today is m show cant wait to see yall live tonigt , have fun in amsterdam D:
1	baha . You are wayyyy more dedicated than me
0	Sometimes I wish I could read . Tweet tweet !
1	it's summer !
1	checking out SEO mobile style , nice work Johnny
1	yeah , pfft , cos you have so many of those ! ' you're no superman!' you like my play on words with the scrubs theme tune ?!
1	, I linked to it the other day , but read it closely only tonight it's WONDERFUL ! I feel all inside now
0	Fuck talking loud just honk your car horn #lol #totallyinconspicuous #not
1	LOL . it's okay , that way there's no strange pressure on you & you can be you Always enjoy life , never in a place of not .
1	Can't W8 4 Solange 2morrow AB Brussels HEY sollange How r u ? Can't w8 4 tomorrow ? U ready 2 hear me sing your songs ?
1	thanks for the follow Happy tweeting to you ~
1	ouch .. yup defo keep smiling x
1	GOOD MORNING TWITTER !!! GOOD MORNING EV1 !!
0	Infomercials are the best . I need vitamins
0	family knocked for 6 by annoying tummy bug - and on a gorgeous sunny bank holiday weekend . oh the injustice
1	it was sooooo amazing in berlin yesterday ... wow and billy .. your sexy body ( I touched him xD ) wuhhaa xD love love love
1	RT : Girls always Turn Down the Niqqaz with good Intentions #irony
1	and I hope you gals are safe . We just had a bad storm here in PDX last week , but not that bad .
1	Can't wait til tomorrow night either ... it's gonna be BADASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
0	And I'm missing you
1	You're welcome ! nice work !!
0	I really hope CP3 can stop Westbrook soon . This is getting embarrassing . Doc should take a timeout . #sarcasm
1	go for it ! hair grows
0	sometimes goodbye is a second chance
0	Spike was singing his praises at his book launch today . #not #shreddedhim
1	Decided to go to the Elephant Run ! Great band here tonight
0	I work with 100s of new people a day and have perfected the smile and nod technique #not -listening
0	Let's see what this gets me #Sarcasm
1	The phone call I just got made me way so happy my bus is in the boogie down bx . Almost there !!!
0	yah the audio at the ending was all messed .. not nice missed the end on whats happening in the fall ..
0	my baby sister graduated high school today .. Meanwhile , brynna had fun sticking my cell phone down my shirt .
1	. home from temecula . ergh i wanted to go to the party i want to get drunk hahaha lol
1	My current mood is OPTIMISTIC !
1	- way to go !
0	To celebrate the end of senior year I'm going to the library and checking out the first 3 books of VA #turnup #notreally #sarcasm
0	gah have been at Netball since 8:30 this morning ... only just got back ... its almost 5:30
1	i watched da MTV movie awards , i loved your dress ,!!! where did you get itt ? PLEASE SAY HIII xxxxxxxx
0	Good thing I fulfilled my New Years resolution to run every day and get my summer bod #NOT
0	is reading the last book .. Breaking Dawn
1	Yet another reason why I'm a private contractor
0	Being practically bed ridden sucks !! I haven't worked since Tuesday I have to go to the doctors tommorow
0	It's really awesome when people bring their newborn infants to EXTREMELY loud movie theaters at 8 o'clock at night . #Not .
0	Witnessed a robbery in Verizon today #cool #fun #not
0	everytime i see my name on feeds , it's always her scolding me , or laughing at me shld i block her ?
0	A feel-good piece about Canada ( based on feel-bad U.S. info ) #irony #sorry #ohcanada salon.com/2014/05/31/ame…
0	It's . #Thursday #apps too build | content #Handel #not #taking #calls #today #period it's all about #me #today
1	Don't you mean libertarians ?
0	disappointed with you're! can't be trusted
1	I forgot home much I loved talking on the phone
0	thinks everyone should leave Susan Boyle the fuck alone , poor thing , sometimes i hate this fucking world
1	Cape Town is beautiful ! Sun is shining , amazing landscape and everything is " easy going " !
0	Currently witnessing a girl throwing up in College Arms toilets #classy #not
0	I may make the best grilled cheeses known to man . #HousewifeMaterial #Not
1	of course ~ here is a " kiss " ?
1	Foreverfriday nudged me theyre a cool band , so i updated . Thats the first time ive been nudged . haha
1	pls do . I'm eager to see the results
0	I mean you gotta admit it was kinda fun ! Yes ! It was so much fun getting my legs waxed ! #sarcasm
1	Walking in the city on this beautiful day
0	You can sense how much Sasha loves me in my avi ... #not
0	I love it when people don't reply to my text #sarcasm
0	lost the original
0	Breaking news ! We're following to learn more gardening tips ! Preferably Onions . #satirenewsnetwork #irony #other #spice #of #life
1	But we LOVE the pictures ... don't you think we should show her ?
1	Heading to oglebay for GRADUATION
0	I spend most of the day figuring out how to deal with the cat situation , then I dealt with the cat situation
1	Sorry to hear of your predicament ! Perhaps you should try to blag a medical textbook instead Good luck amigo !
1	Great ! When is she publishing ? Also , is she going to refer to you as a consultant ???
1	16 days till I leave for Spain . Then I'll fuck shit up in Europe . #not
1	Will send a link later sir I should say though that it wasn't staff who're very polite . It was another customer . Wankers .
0	i hate headaches .
1	Yes , you could be included .
1	hee hee , no prizes/age groups . In theory , this ' ride " is for fun
0	too much to catch up on ... Awesome day though
1	#Not bad for an old guy !!!! Few less beers and you might be under fifty !!! I
1	Loving the twitter !
0	and i understand Bruce won't be back either , Andrew Lofthouse wil prolly take over
1	I'll let you & know if I ever get to sign one up .
0	Okay . Two days of rain is enough i want the pretty sunshine } ? {toni} ? {
0	I read a really good one of him about back in the LotR days about him and Miranda Otto , Eowyn ? I can't find it ...
1	you know who would be good at this ? one word : WORD .
0	Isn't it cute when people call Candy Crush a game !? \n\n #sarcasm
1	Nancy said they think I am f *** nutz
1	how are you doing missus , things ok in Sunderland ? We survived by the skin of our teeth last week .
0	students of today leaders of tomorrow sounds promising #not
0	I Phone 6 is really amazing but what worries me is how much will it cost now . #not meant for us
0	HEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY what about me ?
1	just got home . safely I waited at a gas station in sunol for my dad and uncle to help me . Desi , thanks for calling me up
1	But especially that song ... it means the world to me . And yes , we do
1	I hate when people fish for compliments . It's probably just cuz in ugly tho #Irony
1	- Yummy ! " MacDo " in Shinkoyasu
0	When your parents just WONT stop talking so you just scroll through ur twitter feed ! :) #bestmoments #not
0	the weather has eaten away my evening walk
0	going to the doctors again for the anxiety
0	Brrrr ... coooold ....
1	has the best time of my life yesterday ox
0	yeah I'm work .
0	going back to uni tomorrow . Long train ride back .
1	we're two now . i love the album . i'm gonna see her live with Jason Mraz , G . Cilmi and Keane on 18th July
1	Well , there is a trailing rose mini-game , I'll check it out
0	still feel like shite ... bloody cold wanna go back 2 bed but cant
0	chooses a speciality that involves little to no patient interaction , proceeds to dominate the social media landscape #irony
1	Oh me oh my !! I feel a lot better today , but would love to still be sleeping !!
0	Remember when you wanted something SO bad and talked about it 24/7 ? Now it's here and you hate it ? #irony #selfishbitch
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
0	I tried to run tweetdeck , it's so memory intensive I need an upgrade to run it .
1	glad you had an awesome birthday
1	LOL Macs all the way !!!
0	WWE Raw was kick ass ! Too bad Jeff didn't win the title back thou
0	I'm having a grand day here at the good ole neighborhood Kroger #NOT
0	Twitter is giving me a hard way to go ? #not working
1	hey ! * hugs * thanks ! i'm good how are you ?
0	Nothing I eat agrees with me . I ate pizza earlier , had the shits . Had pizza again , feels like I gotta puke !!
1	is also working on Style on Sunday on Sunday
0	laying in bed . Had about 2 hours sleep i'm jiggered
0	cant believe i will be 18 years old in 6 days ... one year closer to gray hair i suppose lol #Growing #SadTruth #Optimist #Not
1	Yeah , but I know where you will be ... hahaha
1	Cuddling with a special boy
0	Why is it that when there is a perfect opportunity for someone to kiss you like on a bridge in the park at night . They don't
1	Last day ever of pe . PS : hot cheetos are what's up and text me ! I'm bored . Lol .
0	Yay Lakers ... 2009 NBA Champions ! I'm putting off entering my grades .... I hate end of the year chores . I'm a procrastinator !!!
1	good morning potty mouth
1	I love fireworks - Lori
0	RT : Gotta love it when your own mom puts you down and makes you cry \n #Sarcasm
1	Something really , really awesome happened today ! Nintendo announced Mario Galaxy 2 for the Wii ! So happy
0	Selling to support the #30HRFamine ! #Seehunger #Seedonuts #pre #doughnutday #irony #gobigorgohome pic.twitter.com/s8VGYAd2R1
0	RT : Suspected norovirus strikes CDC office , dozens sickened - goo.gl/alerts/UxaQ #irony
0	Work is so not fun right now ... wish I was the Roots picnic So I guess today Im gonna complain about errthing thats irking my life ...
0	how the hell did I become a dude ?? cuzo ... uggghhh . I feel sick today sis in law . I wanna go home .... come save me ...
0	just got paid today you hormonal camel I'll bring you your 20 dollars tonight !! Ur life must have been so hard without it #not
1	thanks ! I was close to figuring that out after much searching Guess I'll have to wait for now .
1	Heey ! Eu tive um happy hour ontem !
0	always when I c #kerber I think she could be a twin sister of #AndyMurray \nsame lame game , pleasant mien & positive bodylanguage #NOT :p
1	Thanks for the compliments ! At least my face looks less fat !!
1	if you end up liking one tree hill .. you'll be hooked ! if not , watch our parody teen drama webseries , and you'll laugh !
0	Yeap . ~ All ~ gone .
1	CALI JULY 2- 6 && VEGAS AUG 28TH -31ST
1	a message from El " PS - please let's not let Trevor anywhere near the playlist . "
0	What about deep southern with a stuffed up nose ?
1	i made it my own .
1	new project is in progress
1	you know me well my friend !
1	thank you !
1	chillin to bob marley .. got my head swingin to and fro . marley got some badass flow
1	work 4-10pm . ahhh . someone should come by & keep me company
1	I was wondering where you were seated . wasnt it beautiful ?! you should play there .
1	Thanks Shugg
1	Check out
0	I love finding things out from other people . #sarcasm
1	just got up and can hardly talk , but i think my 102 fever died down so thats a plus blahhh have to study for finals today
1	Good .
0	and along comes the heat rash x
1	Amazing how quickly neds decide to wander around topless when the sun comes out :-/ Otherwise town is lovely today ...
1	I've just made myself a twitter !
1	your welcome
1	Check Out My Background Whoop Whoop xx
0	Just got home after long movie . Just missed 9 train , so had to wait til 10 Katherine made a scene on the train voicing her opinion as ...
0	jus got home chillin wit babe even though he don't care I'm in pain right now
0	oh and thanks for the update ! i had a bet that stoner would win too ..
1	In the meantime , pick up your guitar , George , and play . ;P can help .
0	Its ok \n is going to impose his #ZeroTolerance campaign on racism and everyone will behave #Kickitout #sarcasm
0	Math final .
1	My band director just said " As King Julian would say , don't play like pansies ! " LOL
0	Persona 4 is the sadest game ever #sarcasm #persona
0	My bike buzz is wearing off
0	" become so tired so much more aware "
0	haha . me & my mom jam to her all the time . shes not coming to Houston , poooo
0	Hot waters run out , so will have to continue with c/wk , ergh . Graphics now . Poop . Gotta wait for water to warm up
1	Listening to the CEO of Facebook on TV talk about the importance of privacy on the internet #irony #marketing #hatezuckerberg
0	Waaaah . My negatives didn't arrive today . I thought they would . Waiting is hard sometimes .
1	Photo : taylor182 : oh my god you just made my whole day and it ? s only 5 AM I ? m glad I could help
0	my email address is correct , and I'm checked for getting updates ... but I have yet to receive one
0	So I just bit the inside of my cheek and it's bleeding .... Good job Alexia good job . #Sarcasm
1	hello there love your twitter page !
1	hair and makeup
0	oh Hillary , with your warm & nurturing nature , you'll make the best grandma ever ! #NOT #RedNationRising
1	Happy Mother's Day to all you Mommas ! We spent the day working on the chicken coop ... SURPRISE !
1	sweet can i replace sam lane ? she bores me ... all the talks about is footy !
0	Thanks for the sleepless night
1	doing totally NOTHING today , but enjoying
0	I know , but I saw the trailer and was suitably unimpressed . I think Telltale will ruin it , sadly
1	ns kid .. will do startin to hurt my eyes to o0o ur such a lick : L " laughin all over the huse " correction my huse : L xx
0	Wow ... So tempted to get an iPhone ...
1	happy birthday sounds like a great way to celebrate
0	there's this party we're going to , on a church square , but it's raining so hard
0	couldn't find it !! Where is it ?
0	What's going on ? Interview nerves ? You'll do great !! I just don't think that's what's wrong . Be okay !
0	" Looks go with familiarity " , thats what you say to a friend when they are dating someone looks like a chimpanzee #sarcasm
0	it’s my last service a a member of the Leicester congregation tomorrow . #notears #yeahright
0	Hates , no .... sorry .... strongly dislikes the fact that he has to be in bed on such a beautiful day
0	I wish I could watch it , I have a needle fear too . Not as bad as that lady though . Can't get access to it cos I'm outside the UK .
1	Thank you !
0	Yeah . Especially if its your first public exam .
0	Thank you for telling him to make me feel awkward . You're the best . #NOT
0	After watching Saving Mr. Banks I can do a report on P.L Travers , right ? #sarcasm #highfivingMyselfForFoolingYouForTwoSeconds
0	just watched beccas video , and cried . i miss you girls ! back to work today
1	I just got my PRO shots and will get that up today as well . All my icons will change then .
1	it was worse when I was a kid , like Darth Vader . Now the windpipe ( and bags ) are all inflated and whatnot . Yoga helped
0	oh lifes great . 2 people i know have died , 2 have cancer and are in the hospital , one has brain damage .......
1	Visit where you can build up shares at no cost to you .... it is exciting and of value so take a peek
1	thanks only took a couple hours each =P
0	My video's so far got a disappointing 43 views But I've begun to create some buzz . I'm trying to spread it on the big forums on the web
0	Why are these indian players in the national spelling bee so cute ... #not
0	P.S. I have more mutual friends with Louie Vito than I do with ... sad
1	A buck cherry song
1	wow wrestling really blows . good game I'm kicking ass on Gears 2 . me n carlos are workin co op story mode together , good business night !
1	great game today ! Mo ' is 7 saves away from 500 !
1	hey you ! still in a pissy mood ? haha no more FB for u i guess ? LOL dts fine nice song .
1	Ugh , can't sleep . Family Guy is on so it's not so bad . txt
1	I know some ppl would just go in , do the necessary stuff , but I love animals too much to do that , it comes naturally for me
0	Perhaps he should tell you how he really feels . #sarcasm #spite #nosenseofhumor
0	Oh . 18 credits next semester . \nI can't wait . #sarcasm
1	ah look at you now sailing way past 400
0	ya sooo all my friends are going out of town this week so this should be a good week !! #not #missyouguys
1	Well , I'm still here . I've got some irons getting ready to hit the fire , Taking it slow though . One step at a time .
0	Almost a month after graduation and I'm still writing thank you notes #not #thankful #anymore
1	Sitting outside at a bar in the east village staring at the moon . Wish you were here
0	I am not feeling good this morning . The cat is meowing in my face ... better feed it an put the dogs out . Then shower and leave .
0	I was wrong , car prices R inflated like house$ . Not even #cash for clunkers brings them in range 4average Joe/Jane
1	I need a day job ...!!
1	You have to be more of an actor or actress to RP around here instead of being a writer . It's challenging but fun .
1	omg no it wasnt believe or not . guess who's getting married
1	i know but jess says if its 1 here shes moving lol !
0	#protect me ??? Heavens #no you all is to go into Our Father's Kingdom #not out ...
0	I blame that sandbagging S.O.B. #sarcasm #letsjusthaveabeer
1	looks cutely awesome dude
0	Yeah because clearly a bra strap and sleeveless shirts are such bad things ... #not
0	Ohhh of course I'm ill as soon as exams are over how #fun #not #definitelynothashtagfun
0	my legs hurt .
0	Unsay connect ? Srsly . O.o you always got a nice logic there , girl . * Face palm * #sarcasm
0	Love how my mom and step dad blew up my phone tho trying to get me to wake up at 6 and my phone was on silent sorry #not
0	U came to a woman tellin lil boy lies !., boy u think u foolin ! #Not #KeepItMovin
0	and the coach who cut me is the same coach who doesn't know the rules and ruined your season hahaha #Irony ?
0	After a week of my parents being gone .... This house is so disgustingly filthy overhauling and cleaning is about to be a blast #not
0	i wish you had stolen me with you so that i would have gotten away from all of this . i need a break
0	I hate my immune system
1	glad you like it
1	That's awesome ! Is your yard big enough for me to set up a tent ?
0	literally shaved so good my skin feels like an angel but i didnt get fucked so was it worth it\n\nno\nnot at all
0	I just loooove when plans get cancelled the day before #not
1	ok I've been up for nearly 2 hours ; we're doing good
0	german #TV news did #not tell about how #hard people was hit unless they lost #conscious totally - they lie to us with #euphemism
0	If you dislike #BetterTogether's Euan McColm half as much as I do , then I hate him twice as much as you . I win ?.. #HURRAY ! #sarcasm ?
0	The companies that work with recruiters are a-holes like that sometimes . They'll say they need one NOW , not hire for weeks
0	hahah the dancers were so hilarious xD 4 weeks of school left
0	Wow i totally set myself up for this . I knew it too .
0	I can drink because I'm related to Mexicans through marriage #Sarcasm \n\nEven I plan getting smashed ....
0	I miss last season of the voice where we were literally homeless in the middle of fox studios and in a dark alley for hours on end
1	Had the best sex ever . Sorry . Had to share .
0	i just cant write a pop song ! its not working .
0	#Denial : More than the proverbial Egyptian river . You can help the #addict in your life get out of the water . wp.me/p34SkM-22D
0	Batista is ferocious looking with that nose ring and belly button tattoo ! #WWE #ExtremeRules #sarcasm
0	Tired of saying goodbye .... Chicago stole my other half
1	I have to write this letter to my senator for you artist to get your fair share of the pie !!
0	I can't see it in the app store either ...
0	tis why i don't like flat ironing my hair ... i see a good ammount of hair on my hands instead of my hair
1	had a fun day at bg , jas left already waah !! tyme 2 hang in v . bch all day , come back even MORE tired
0	#RAW lets add a name to a character that has been known as one name for years . Great idea . #sarcasm #whowritesthis ?
0	Super Freaked . Lonely Still No To Talk Too
1	Watching My Prerogative DVD Alt View
0	Bought a new bike lock yesterday , lost my good one in the move to the new house ... Anyways , now I can ride my bike to the store again !
0	There's no better feeling then putting on a full tuxedo when it's 80 degrees out #not
0	My stress ball is stressing me out because I keep losing it #irony
1	good morning !!
1	I think everyone should do something healing for themselves today-a healthy meal , breathing fresh air-you choose ! Doesn't take much
0	This is the sub-let scammer I spoke about in my piece last week , outed in a Craigslist post #irony newyork.craigslist.org/que/sub/449426…
0	badly missing my C !!
1	Staying home today ? You feeling okay ? Last Monday of school . I should have skipped too ! Lucky !
0	right off to bed ! r.e studying tomorrow niiiiiiiiiiight xxxx
1	- thats why you should have 2 like me . i have a green one and a yellow one your guitar is ...
1	i find that even harder to believe . replace the " learnin " with " running around screaming " and i'll believe it
1	Don't worry . Babawi yan next time .
0	RT : Sacrifices made wd blood r never payable
1	I remember the site , check this out , . it's shorts videos made with rabbits . choose one and hope you enjoy
1	has an I-PC
1	Going to watch Paradise Hotel Episode 1 ... again .
1	is you're reading this on your phone , I love you
0	wow she fucked them up that bad ? I figured she had made a few holes on her way to the top .
1	I bet you he was listening to the pair of you and got distracted I will be grand . Just sore xx
0	Just bought an iphone ! Bad news is that it won't be in for 7-14 days
0	I wish my toothache would go away .
1	don't get ahead of yourself .
1	is on the phone to and is about to go on the sims 2
1	Aww really !? You guys are so amazing . thanks !
0	I got a pre with a flimsy/loose slider hinge .
0	Oh ! Out of bunderberg Drinking Lemon Lime and bitters instead . . .
0	you know what else is rad ? Neville Chamberlain . #sarcasm
0	Agreed - poor little lad
0	Awww .. those poor puppies
0	haha ! not a fan of the vampire teeth ??? i cant talk though is always making fun of me
0	Just chilling at home . Going to pick up my friend from work in a little bit . Sucks that I work tomorrow night My weekend is almost over .
1	finished my first driving lesson !
1	& the graduation parties continue ;; text meee *
0	unfortunately yes
1	haha frankie . you looked good
1	- Looks good , great that we got some nice weather
0	It's raining here
1	going to the cinema with amy in a minute suuper excited
1	Just saw the new moon trailer againnnn
0	sun is cool .. but macbook not usable on the balcony
0	It's always reassuring when your gas light goes on right as you get on the Beltway during rush hour #NOT
1	I will update my Twitter in the middle of the night to piss everyone off that has me linked to their phone
0	So nearly finished my course unit ! Just wish I hadn't missed all the sun .
0	If only someone had just realised before that the victimised women could just leave their powerful abusers . Genius ! #sarcasm
0	I must admit , i'm a little pissed ppl are starting to hip to Drake . ... n correction , not just my Sorors , MY CHAPTER ! E ? baby all day !!
1	- aww this is so cute and adorable
1	Lol wow u wuld ad yea it is ! Lol
1	It is SO interesting to find out how long you've lived in DAYS . Apparently I've lived for 6806 days . And counting , hopefully .
1	OFFLiNE
0	Taking snapchats in your bra holding your baby while you have a boyfriend ..... #classyasfuck ..... #NOT
1	Mortal Kombat X looks pretty sick ! Literally and non-literally . #E32014
1	I think that you could sing a Christina Aguilera song
0	Are you going home and to bed ? What's up ?!?! You got through your workload way too fast !
0	Here's the truck I came out to Regina to drive ! #NOT
1	Welcome to Jakarta , Indonesia or PUSSYCAT DOLLS
1	Thanks for the retweet
0	ermmm ({) and ' Tongue Tied ' by Faber Drive . Sorry not feeling funny today the doctor wacked my funny bone
1	WOW ! 100 followers in a month .. YAY thank youuu
1	am about to go home . for no reason . need to find some motivation . still
1	How'd I miss ur tweet 2 me after last Sat ? Just saw it . I knew u were joking about Fusion or else I would've had to hurt you .
1	i love ramen noodles haha
0	; Yeah I Mean We Was Just Good Cause I Was Literally Just With Him He A Weirdo
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
1	Im going to yardsells in TN .
1	Have a great time ! I'll look in on the " kids " for you
0	My oh you don't say face #sarcasm #shitsandgiggles #tillsomebodygigglesandshits instagram.com/p/nmTR2zsuuR/
0	So Dorothy's gonna take Zelena's chair ? Bet that will go over well #sarcasm #WickedVsEvil #OnceUponATime
0	Yes , let's show up a half hour before graduation and expect to get good seats .... #myfamilyhasgreatlogic #not
0	waiting 4 jarrod 2 come home
0	9 times out of 10 , fashion designers have the worst personal style . At least the one's I've come in contact with . #irony
0	You guys have made me hungry .
0	Hospice is a sad place I'm sorry , sweetie .
1	had her first kfc in foreverrr . siing Nikki tonight yayyy x
1	Hi Girlie .......... what's up ?
1	wooh , thanks for all the follows guys !
1	Jamming to Waiting for Yesterday in Jon's car !
1	Partied myself sick all weekend , Saturday had a few friends over and watched Lynch's ' Eraserhead ' . One weirdass movie but I loved it
0	Still working and its still sunny outside
1	Looks like we're having a Guinness Wednesday
1	thanks for following me i've followed you back . may I know who r you ?
0	Ahh , parrot squawking SHUTUP SILLY RAT BIRD THING >:[
1	He didn't stop to say .
0	Swingers ? I'm jealous Damn it ( swingers , couples fun , swinging , watch another guy plough my wife like a mug )
1	oh we have a 12 yr old Macallan and a 15 yr old Balvennie ( and a 21 ) . we should have a scotch tasting night
0	Yay for cleaning the house and babysitting bratty kids all day ... #Not
0	Bet feels like he's just been hit by a London bus #greatentrance #not
0	Kicking off #GASummit2014 - Tagline " Data In Action " dangerously close to " Data Inaction " #measure #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/cwRaRmJkl6
0	i think we might actually be driving back home tonight ! will you be at the show though ?? we'll talk then !
0	hates this time of the semester
1	Back from the post office , once again Emmy was centre of attention
1	Can't stop myself to watch the New Moon Trailer . 7th January yaaaaay
0	Fell asleep at 3am , woke up at 4am confused as fuck & soaked in sweat , and I have to be up by 5am . #WellRested #Not
1	Thank you for your service ! Have a good weekend , and stay safe !
0	Need to get ready for work . It's too nice outside to go be in the bookstore all afternoon .
0	Missing my friend and my cousin . Two months passed by so quickly .
0	Gotta a lot of time for awkward people #not #annoying #why
0	and all Cats ! Please fly your tails at half mast in respect for Oscar . A great Cat stolen from us all .
1	I have the GREATEST bf in the world ! Ready 4 what the weekend has in store
1	I Love to hear Hilary Clinton Speak !!!
0	Missing my Confab buds , too .
0	#Irony " A Bright New State Rises to a New Beginning , with Great Visionaries Making it Shining " reads an Advt in support of ChandraBabu Naidu
1	Just delivered a musicvideo at EMI Records . Now : a quick lunch at Van der Valk Blaricum before going to CNR Entertainment
1	is playing around && having fun with little kids right now hahahahaha
1	had a lovely morning at church , but the rain knocked out Biltmore Estate . Nap instead !
1	Watching last nights BB sat on new sofa with a cup of tea
1	I'm really sorry to hear that happened to you ... You deserve better and you'll find better !
1	Signs that Marketing spending will go up in the second half of this year . Well I hope so
0	I am in desperate need of a massage !
0	ahhhhhh my back is messed up
1	The inkjet ones ? They are , you can get them at Art Friend in Taka . I have a pack right here
0	I'm going to miss my humanities class .
1	Oh well .
0	Being ignored is pretty fucking awesome too , today is just awesome in general .. \n #sarcasm
1	talking to freinds and listening to jason mraz
0	lu i'm ok and u ? =D omg oh yeah i need to know EVERYTHING , tell me here xD i'm studyin ' right now and mi msn is off i miss u too
0	wanna watch what the buck live but I've got hw
1	check out bond - explosive ... love it ! still waiting for someone to invite me over
1	Just wanted to say THANK YOU for sharing the videos of our boys yersterday !
1	oh wait ... i think its only 24 hrs or 48 hrs .. hihi
0	Just realized I haven't eaten any dinner ! kinda too late now I guess !
1	thanks , it's my fault , I decided to see what it would be like with no meds #fail ;) . Hope you are doing fine with them
0	just enough syns to mend my bleeding heart and not enough to make my waist screeeech , how are u ? missed u
1	Will liked what I cooked for lunch ! So happy !
0	what's wrong ? are you alright ?
0	Acche din aa gaye hain ... Education ministry is being headed by a person who does not value education . #Sarcasm
0	My week just keeps getting better and better .... #Sarcasm
1	ohhh nice did u go darker as well ? or is it the lighting ?
1	I see that ..... and you are SO self-sacrificing ! I love that about you .
0	Job Centre this afternoon , but first ... some more painting .
0	ooooops !!!! Must not rush looking at things #sarcasm
0	I hate Sunday evenings ! it just means getting closer to going back to work
1	tweeting on mine on the way to Milton Keynes
0	im sick on my birthday
1	tweeps ! good morning
1	Diversity or Stavros Flately to win !
0	Another rainy day in Brooklyn
1	drips of water ( cold , manky ! ) falling on my foot at 2am this morning put aside any thoughts of it being pleasant
0	My nike elite tanline is really awesome and good looking #not
1	loves being with friends ! I enjoyed tonight's brief meeting !
1	Just spent the evening at the shooting gallery . SO AWESOME
1	sure I will
0	I wanna be with you ... but I don't think is the best option
1	Thnks fr mmrs listening too !
0	RT : Literally just searched " ashton5sos " and " ashton5sos you're not good enough " came up . That's fucked up .
1	School is out ! The musical closed yesterday ... I'm officially free . Well ... to a point . I'm still the laundry goddess .
0	no kidding . But they do have goode family , which is pretty entertaining ... but no pushing daisies
0	I would like to thank my father for signing me up for a race on the first weekend of summer #ha #ha #not
0	RT : Sunday morning #irony MT : #Adjunct faculty jobs for ppl who want PT work as a prof parttimeprofessor.com
1	lots of us here you can submit details here :
1	woohoo im excited about the mcfly thing !!! yipee !! Xx
1	woo almost weekend ! working til 5 , then girl's night with my two crazy cousins ! margaritaaasssss
1	oh ya that's a good point
1	wifey is making ????? -- one of my favorite dishes ! woot
0	no , unfortunately they have to be done manually . this plugin does import users :
0	Off to the park with the kids . Last day of their holiday .
1	I enjoy being part asian , the food is amazing
0	Sorry if you get annoyed of my story .. But these singing auditions are killing me #not
0	I seriously must say that to those with no football knowledge you're tweets tend to sound naughty . #caringmom #not
0	Really appreciate all the people who wanted to loan me their pumps . Yall are great ! #Not #BackToWalmart
1	morning ...!! ive just woke up grabbed a green tea now off for a jog !... on this fine sat morn xx
1	I miss you
0	I loved the tour with Lenny , what a great 1-2 combination , only downside was the boys only playing 15 songs a nite
0	holy shit i wanna be in DALLAS !!!!!
1	you love me ???????????? oh yeah baby haha ;)
0	Someday I hope to find the level of happiness . #Not
1	Ryan has the morning off and is loving it
1	Twitter says good morning back good sir
1	The Friday Night Boys are smokin okin '
1	and why would you have been scared of me in the first place
0	Getting " goodbye " e-mails from #Iran = not cool #iranelection ( via )
0	is printing dvds for a funeral slideshow .
1	oh how i adore this song . the entire cd is simply gorgeous .
1	Please stay tuned in ... as we get all our galz aboard here on twitter add each other and meet your gorgeous shopping sorority sisters !
0	always praised the Coup & spoke ill of #Morsi . Now the Coup Regime shut down his show . LOL ! #Irony
1	A man just told me I am number one by using his middle finger ! How sweet of him ! ?
0	“ : RT : if you choose to get a college education just to make average money . U waisted your time . ” #Irony
0	So looking forwards to the road trip tomorrow ... #NOT ! #loveyouthough New boat hopefully
1	sure thanks a lot !
1	Lol ! Thanks , but the one I'm asking it for does sleep at Haagsche Suites frequently : she is my daughter
1	whoohoo I'm sure it'll be out on DVD in a month or so
0	doesnt have any followers on my blog and its depressing
0	Th ? i , h chu ? n b ? c ? i l ? i m ? y + ? i down B&W . B ? c m ? nh , ko th ? l ? p tr ? nh pascal v ? i c ? i read-only n ? y ? c . Ch ? y Free Pascal c ? ng ch ? a xong
0	i should get every friday off just bc i say so . lol . blah miss my adam
1	watchin some Bones , then goin to bed . g'night
1	Almost home I love my bed
0	You jinxed it lastnight on blogtv ! lol
1	My nans birthday today so family time
1	AWESOMESAUCE ! You know the proper reply to a meep ! I pronounce you made of concentrated win .
0	Softballs anyone ?? interviewed by Kelly Ripa . \n #hardhittingjournalism #not
0	one out five that completes the job re :
0	" : Real cute drunk couple ! Haha #sarcasm #eyeroll " haha good one ..
0	NO ONE WILL EVER GO ON THE RAIL TRAIL WITH ME !
1	Somebody's ripping the piss here #Irony pic.twitter.com/6o1nxLYNw8
1	Thanks a million . Shocked at the speed of the response . I will try it out .
1	a nokia bluetooth headset
0	extremely nervous :/ waiting for my dad to get here so he can yell at me about my purple hair I love you , Joshua Daniel Hawk .
0	- having a fun time with my birdie ... may be one of the last ones
1	Hi Jessica , in response to your last post my Human says ' tell me about it!'
1	oh ! La Roux is a band right ?? An English electropop synth duo band .. cool !
1	Cooking outside , since the stove is here . Kitchen is still being built . So many problems ... But I am the master of boiling water !
0	feelin so sick still .
1	I'm thinking about going out to the waterfront to watch the sun rise .. sounds sill but wonderful at the same time
1	Wooooo running around in an attempt to play tennis is invigorating !
0	Like how the actual fuck can people look so pretty with out makeup I literally look like a rodent
1	cool .... I am hoping it is good then ! I wonder if those weird older ladies will be there ?
1	My mom is the best .! Looks like I will be on the beach next week
0	I know what a fool I am !
1	: lol We do believe in him ! XD
0	Witnessing a domestic dispute . Can only hear her side of the conversation but all I have to say is that he is one lucky guy ... #not #shesnuts
0	doh . wishing i had a kitty cat to play with and pet and love .
1	I suspended more people before 10am than most people suspend all day . Well just one , but most people dont suspend anyone
1	Okay , I'm admittedly jealous . I'll look forward to seeing your review of the MiFi .
0	Lost my voice the day of graduation !!! #great #not
1	at my peaceful home putting away dishes .
0	I will lose 600 tomorrow . )
0	I just love sitting at home by myself on Friday night ... #not
0	Truth has no place on social media . Ignorance or nothing lol . #sarcasm
0	I didn't get no message and the link isn't working but I will figure it out
0	I'm up and alive ! Looks like a beautiful day out ... Thanks for the Gemini horoscope ! Got the late shift today ... 11-8pm
1	Had a great day yesterday !! And is off to Brighton 2day !!
1	I did it for you .
0	man 8gb is small u might get be able to fit like 2 HD movies I'll give u $170 ! and a free golf lesson from me hahaha
0	home . house is kinda quiet without the pup pup around . and to think i have to hear this silence till tuesday -- so , so sad ...
0	Bad news ... Internet is down and i always look at porn before bed ... 3g on the cell just isnt the same .. the people are just too small lol
1	I used to teach at an outreach center so teachers had children send thank yous . Like you ... it took several tissues .
1	SO . I'm still up .. haha need to talk .. text new pictures being put up !
0	Why am I watching a documentary on obesity in England ?...... because I'm too lazy to get up and change it #Irony
1	udah baca tweet fa ? Opening buat interactive ACD/AD/CW/Designers tuh ...
1	Yea , coffee overdose is the best
1	
0	Guys that lead girls on are my favorite . #sarcasm
0	RT : Sell De Jong and Balotelli get Strasser and Paloschi please .. Youth Project is the best . #Sarcasm
1	Mmm , elderflower champagne . I think we should all make hedgerow wine this year
0	I want to be in your music video super bad ! but here I am in Minnesota .
0	Alright tweeps !! On a scale of 1-10 im having about an 9.2 migraine . It hurts yo !! Hope it goes away soon ...
0	Monday .. heheheh .. welcome .. being waiting for u #sarcasm
1	goodnight dear twitter world . the sex god or lurvee god ? who will she choose ? sex god please
1	? boys over flowers ! ? Lee Min Ho ! ? Kim Bum ! already at episode 10 . ?
1	Eminence Front is a great , great song
0	Oh , life is not fair ? I appreciate you texting me this , from your iPhone , while on vacation in Hawaii . You're so right .
0	well . that is not how i wanted to end my sunday trying to stay strong .
0	Can't believe they gave the puppy back to the boy , he must have ignored its crys and flushed so hard to get it down
0	waited on line at the bank for 2/3 of my lunch . isn't that wonderful . #not
0	I didn't get a grocery gift card . #sarcasm Also , she won't help Maddie Vanstone . #FIREWynne
1	I'VE BEEN LITERALLY WAITING FOREVER FOR YOU TO DO A FOLLOWUNG SPREE
0	all these Mindy tweets make me so excited to come home #not
1	Indian stock market back in green ... i would say green shoots
0	bwarg . can't sleep , tired of drawing .
1	via Paws ' N Hooves do a great job
1	Hey thanks for the follow man
1	no im in to this
0	we tried to tell you ! You weren't havin it .
0	RIP raiden . best guinea pig evr . ( except for leon ) having a cinco de mayo fiesta in class ! on the 14th ... :p
1	haha ! I literally can't believe jim and his one hair at lunch . Literally crying
1	No prob . How's new job ? Can we expect you at #Masquertweet ?? ( yes , a 3 ( now 4 part tweet )
0	Damn you West Brom ... I knew I should have put Schwarzer as my goalie instead of giving Given another week
0	Had a great night out in Aberdeen but broke my new camera so totally gutted !
0	I see Cameron's ultimatum to the rest of the EU over Junkers is proving to be a spectacular success #not
1	november 20th i think
1	i just had some late night hannah montana cereal - it tastes like crunch berries oh & with cold green tea .
0	Give me another dirty look please it really affects me #sarcasm
0	I swear the Burden pool gets all the babes !! #haha #not
0	Just got off work and I'm so tired . \n #Shogun #Legal • #not •as•easy
1	It's awful here ( hence photos ) the road outside was like a river first thing . Might go see Terminator with son later , after quali
0	at Doctors with Candace running high temp since returning from San Diego
1	I'm sending my registration for postgraduate studies in Geneva . Let's hope my dreams come true
1	Writing my first WPF app .. Finding the layout mechanism .. Interesting
1	i'm not ! i might be the only one
0	Christian Sschools website exults in Pyne's commitment to federal funding , but can't spell ' ongoing ' bit.ly/1gRkyq1 #irony #gonski
0	Aw , God ! I live in Chicago !! but I was in school lol
1	hmm ... try looking at designsojourn .. he's got something there that might help
1	oh it must be so rough ! #sarcasm
0	the sims makes me so anti-social !
0	I can't provide for myself lmao #irony
1	haha thats funny you almost feel sorry for the movie huh ??
1	Even though SteelSeries is their own company . The irony that a color wheel exists there and not TS4 is sad ... #irony #stayinghopeful
1	Ssh ... I have a secret I love planning surprises . And this one's for Sarah .
0	i missed the ym confe with my girlfriends because my mom used my laptop .
0	another boring evening .
1	tweet ... tweet
0	perfect way to wake up and start my day ! #sarcasm
1	How are you ? What exams do you have ? :| For school ? buy you wrote TEZA ! ) ) ) haha XD
1	HEY MS . WILLIAMS . HOW ARE YOU DOING BEAUTIFUL ???
0	Mad that I missed church today once again !!!
0	Realised that I wrote my final accounting exam , but only opened my textbook twice for the entire semester #badass #not
0	Stress rash/ hand peeling thing turned into red things that are ouchies
1	got the new env touch!it's amazinggggg
1	Oh , did you really mean I helped you out with Greys last night ? hehe , you recognised Kostas ?
1	Last monday of frreshman year
1	Me too ! deg2an abisssssssssss
0	Hey babe ! I'm good , what u been up to ? Agreed , im SO freakin hungry right now
1	- Enjoying a classic . A mango milk jonahs shake
0	kjfaskljfds my knee elbow & wrist still sting . .. i hate ju .
1	And yeah it might get a little mellow but it's a great opportunity to get used to it b4 ur solo tour
0	Maybe someday a guy will walk into MoTav and be like I want yo number #not #noteven
1	I literally haven't laughed so hard in my life . That keek of kourt kardash & her numb lip is hilarious omg .
1	Thanks for the support !
1	I'm having a heart attack ( not literally but pretty much) !! I want to be there soooo bad I am trying to save my money see you !!?
1	Welcome back to this timezone !
0	I feel sad because I have uttered a bad word today . I did not mean it . God , please forgive me .
1	I love today . Such a nice day , nice weather , nice walk !
0	The past 20 mins I have been next to a bunch of #muscle #guys who have #bitched like #schoolgirls #irony thankful they have moved of now
0	Yes Florida it was a great idea to shut down part of 95 #not #thanksforthedetour
0	I just told my flatmate that Ganguly has a tendency to edge in such circumstances , he did , so sad to be proved correct #ipl
1	shocking isnt it .. hmm ... we will stop it ..
0	I tried that , and now won't return my tweets
0	gettin ready to clean my closet because i never really fully unpacked when i came home
1	Good Morning tweets ... tonight is a big day for Greenville SC ... premier service of Revolution Church ... 6:30 pm . lisa ..
0	Literally have no idea how all these girls are getting cameron follows like ugh * just here waiting till I'm old and grey *
0	I bet you work for a foreign company too #irony
0	if ' Tojo ' is his name he sounds very British #not
1	Ohhhh okay Thanks for explaining ! I can't imagine a better read !!!!! =D
0	Yeah thanks for that , I'll add it to my collection . #NOT
1	If you use a program like Tweetdeck , or Twidroid , the retweeting is as easy as pushing a button .
0	figuring out my work schedule for the next few months , & it's not pretty ... #busybusybusy #butiwillberich #not
0	As much as I tried to fight it ( ignore it ) I have a cold
1	The cool wind is blowing , the rain is falling , the sky is flashing . God IS taking a lot of pictures and I got my best smile on .
0	In other news : when someone says u are looking well talking about my weightloss I never know quite how to feel is it a #compliment or #not
0	Mad cuz erbody & they mama wanna b Whataburger while Im tryna get a chicken biscuit ! ..... been in line for 20 min
1	Happy Birthday to my bro \nI've known him literally all my life lol Have a good one dude .
0	from u I guess that's aa compliment #sarcasm
0	We're sooooo good at defending #sarcasm
0	uh , fer sure . I want some double chocolate fudge ice cream
0	well this is shaping up to be a super fun #ForeverAloneFriday #Not
0	Yeahh it's real nice to hear about all these girls at the beach hitting on you #Not
1	- Thanks so much for all the mentions !
1	Now THAT is toooo cute !!
1	see the trending topics thing on the side ? all you have to do is type #3hotwords or #3turnoffwords then your answers to play !
1	On my way home Ohay
0	LOL Pilates at 8:00 am tomorrow morning . God I'm going to feel so well rested and refreshed #not
1	you you wear me down . my defenses are gone now . and i can't fight . nyampe nih nyampeee hahaha .
1	- My costar just bought me roses as a surprise !!! So lovely
0	missing my family
0	RT : ℗ Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat .
1	RT : Good dick or good pussy will literally make mfs go crazy
1	Taskforce - they're dancing as fast as they can .
0	Gee I wonder why ?? #sarcasm #dontignorethesigns #BeSmart #HoldYourselfToAHigherStandard instagram.com/p/npLU9smZ7z/
1	hey all ! what's up ? Just got up after a nap and had dinner . so how are we all doing ?
0	This is so not the business can't even tweet right now
0	The house behind me has their backyard high beam lights on again ... yeah ! #sarcasm #stayupallnight
1	yesssssssssssssss i just found out tickets on sale july 1 i cant wait !
1	Paid to pick-up Pita Inn for RNs
1	Oh really ? You can call me tomorrow , since it's Friday . Call Carmel too .
1	so how much fun is NY so far ?? i'm jealous ....
1	Twitter helped Guy Sebastian find his guitar !!! I love you !!!!!!!!!!
0	#irony at its best . A " watch the road " bumper sticker on a cop car . To read it you have to take your eyes off the road #fb
0	Fcking love how supportive you are of my accomplishments #not
1	I'm still waiting on some producer out here to sample some Commissioned ... oh who will do this ?
1	Hi all , back home safe after a wonderful weekend of Ancient Greek and good company
0	Im off to school for another day but on a + i get 2 c my friends =]
1	goodnight sam * hugs *
0	Awh im gonna miss drop dead gorgeous and he is legend tonight . Bummer
0	ohh dear forgot to ring me again lmao , unless he's talkin to someone else ;) Not good but im off to sleep now nigggght ( L ) x
1	That's exactly what I wanted to say , but couldn't fit into half a Tweet Thanks ! We need our own stories of sin and redemption .
1	hahahaha
0	I seriously have one of the smartest best friend ever #sarcasm
0	Well\nTht was exactly how I wanted to start my morning ( #sarcasm #notatall )\nIf you hire me to do a job- don't prevent me from doing said jo
0	go ez on my pic ... i didn't have no makeup on & all my nails is broke ! i need some calcium in my like
0	i do NOT like school at all .... i just wanna go home . friday needs to come nowwwww .
0	Well that was just a fantaaastic way to wake up #not
1	it's ok wasn't having a go , thank you for being nice
0	and I checked my emails at 4 , and it was too late
1	2 seconds I'm creative like dat
1	oh man . arms and legs hurt from gym . better go tomorrow too to toughen them up !
0	Soo tired . Poor Coley getting his wisdom teeth out .
0	Females do #not #have this \n⣿ . com \n #mark . palingenesy \n☮ follow ✸\n #alikes
1	I'm reloading Windows XP to my music file server . Your smile is as delightful and s ~ e ~ x ~ y ....
0	thanks sorry about the broken link
0	Thinks law is the most boring subject ever . I want to go home please eurghh working tonight as well
1	made me a pretty bookcover ! It's the background of my twitter .
1	hey - thanks for the #followfriday love . have a great weekend
0	I just LOVE when the plans you've had ALL WEEK go south at the last minute ... #NOT #sofrustrating
1	thanks - guess my lazy nature was in control via
0	I disliked the fact that my Dad watered down his Tampico juice when I was younger now I do the same . #irony :)
0	Hey tweople ! Sleep wasn't really a friend of last nite . My nervous ass kept wakin cause my stnka has a fever this sux
1	quite the opposite
1	The capital of Macedonia is Skopje .... just so you know lol
1	rthx
1	Yayyy ! I jus figured out to put music n pix on my fone from the comp !!!
1	no , its stand for " idiot " every one who buy one is an iDiot
0	Continuous Deployment is something that other people do . Brute force is our thing #not
0	I didnt know i could get sunburn this early in the game . Its not even summer yet , and I am red like a tomatoe ! Happy Mothers Day !!
0	Ah at last today is the last day I shall Have my cellular phone !
0	What about me ? jeje
0	Just got in the office ... looking at all the paperwork I need to complete for the day ...
0	Being spoiled doesn't necessarily make you happy . #not #materialistic
1	Literally if any of the boys ever called me beautiful or pretty I'd die . Like , I'd be so much more confident .
0	Throat hurts
1	Yes if it was any slower we would be tweeting in reverse lol , Btw thaks for saying i was so lovely it made me blush
1	I am glad im not the only ninja in this music world
1	2 days at home in a row with the family . This is exactly how you spend the holidays
1	Just Got Out Of The Shower Now Iam Listening To Some Music Chillin ... MyMood ... Iam .. Ok
0	No , it doesn't . I'd ask what happened , but I probably don't want to know .
0	Headache ... <333
0	You make me feel great about myself . #sarcasm
0	Georgia Theater has been completely destoyed by fire .
1	yes ! fully agree - but got no choice
0	Spending the day with my family is such a blast . #Not
0	hehe it's died down now that was fun
0	Such a great crowd though , and they're still loud and into this game !!! #Sarcasm #FrontRunners
0	My body is totally burnt and radiating heat , but im freezing cold .. #makessense #not
1	Good Morning ! Wow , what a beautiful sunny morning here in Toronto ... The Tree's in my backyard are coming back to life
1	Going out big so to speak
0	, That sucks
1	Goodnight from the land down under tweeple !
1	Had a wonderful and lazy day
0	I love when my landlord blocks me into my spot when I'm trying to go to work . #not
0	Dont let crap stars mime on a talent show #irony #Britainsgottalent #will . i.am
1	Hi ! Got your email about our shy guy . Let's see who else goes on camera willingly , then we'll use our charm . #MeetBESS
0	I want to go to #AdobeMAX . It's going to be in town in October ! Too bad I can't afford it .
0	so much for being money friendly on my vacation
0	You won't see either of us there , you literally have fallen off earth . So much for beingg our bestfriend .. #not
0	is very sick
1	about to leave for the last day of school !!! then to Atlanta to hang with mal all day ;)
1	Yea ... im going back home to charlotte nc ... u seem like a cool person 2 .. KIT .
0	You always post the best FaceTime pictures of me ! #not
1	I went from 155lbs back down to 126lbs within 5 months . How did I do it ?? I went to culinary school ... #makesperfectsense #not
0	YEEE ! Can't wait to see my bestfriend again I'll order your shirts when I get home . #not #sorrynotsorry
1	Hey Mom ! I'm on the Internet ! Love you ! <3
0	Did you know , the inventor of the fire hydrant is unknown , as the patent for it was destroyed in a fire . #irony #hydrant #patent #factoid
1	I'm Juss living my life ... #not trying to self destruct
0	A bank will loan you money . Only after you can prove that you don't need it . #irony
0	why am i not finishing school work
0	yeah .. i want to man . Long day today at office
1	are you in a sharing music mood , darling ?
1	My philosophy on doing bad things : Be good or be good at it
0	it's so cold outside , and it's rainy !! plus my nose won't breathe , * aapchxi * .
1	lemme see ... chocolate milk , coffee , or lemon aide ? Enough with the Chocolate already ! And I'm already quite ampy ... lemon aide then .
1	The Zune is my portable music device to listen to MP3s ( amongst other things ) . Music keeps me calm to enhance my shot .
1	I had a great day of spending money and hanging out with some great girls ! Oh and my new purchases look great !
1	I Took Something Purple And Painted It Red x
0	Still in work ... All on my lonesome now It's a bit weird and very quiet . Off to Manc Airport in a bit ... Parental Time
0	Nothing like a beautiful day when you have to sit and code
1	Good morning
0	Love how someone has been trying to use my card in Korea #NOT #Thieves
1	Any1 gonna be buying Friday The 13th on Tuesday !? I know you are ! haha
1	As good a place to start as any . #goodreads #irony salon.com/2014/04/13/dav…
1	let's do the #seb -day <3 again
0	It's only 10:30 PM here and I have papers to write . Finals next next week , which means shitload due next week .
1	Take lot of Vitamin C , it helps recovering the cold . Get well soon .
1	Yes , weekend please !!!!
1	This is a status update to twitter from ICE Timestamp : Mon Jun 15 12:03:53 CEST 2009
0	Today is Saturday but i juz finish worked 4hours ago ... Sigh . Tomolo is Sun but I still need to work from home
1	Launch success ! Herschel is on it's way to the 2nd Sun-Earth Lagrange point , 1.5 million kilometres from the Earth
0	started playing a couple of minutes ago .... and I'm not there . Hurt
0	hahaha .! Exactly .! #sarcasm :P \nWell said tho .! :)
0	Ur often after things tht aren't worth ur luv & in process u forget to value things tht remain a ' constant ' in ur life #Irony #Introspection
0	i'll upload some ( pretty awful ) pictures later after getting ready for the exam
0	a early walk up snowden in morning ju to clear your head ?? #not going to happen lol !!
1	Sunny day in london
1	im getting creative today , stuff homework . im going to read , write and draw , in that order .
1	They said that she got a multi million $$ contract on the news 2nite .
0	#Dhoni might be planning to run 2-3s before exploding , thing is Ashwin is his partner !! #Irony .. #KXIPvsCSK #PepsiIPL #IPL
0	Slow evening on the social networks
1	Finallyyyyy !! Can't wait to see them !
1	excuse me , are you really super junior ? If not , it's okay too .
1	Thanks , I get the most compliments on the heart , but my fave is the " Believe " on the inside of my right . Do you have any ?
0	Just missed my train
0	This is the #YesAllWomen comic the New York Times wouldn’t publish salon.com/2014/06/03/thi… via #MRAs #irony #satire #comics #lol
1	Going to watch Up at 8 !
0	Unfortunately she's pregnant , so if you bake her there's a separate bun in the oven . Good to know she's breeding ....
0	I bought a #KardashianKollection dress to wear to meet Reggie Bush on Saturday oh the #irony
1	And I also wanna see Land of the Lost
1	i gOt mY twittEr aCCnt now .. cOz of David aRchuLetA . hahaha .. he's sO cuTe .
1	Going to cinema with my sister , but NOT TERMINATOR PLUS : late show !! differs a lot so i am salving my conscience now mhh
1	Just back from watching my nephew's soccer championship ( he won ! ) and now almost time for tim's wedding
1	picture #100 !!!!!!!! also , threadless is having a $5 sale . WIN . ...
0	The start of a meeting-ful day . Pushing 9 meetings today
1	any idea what time they will go on sale ?
0	Hey rumor is you open up with Presbyterian #Sarcasm #WouldBeNiceThough
1	Woke up 6 to make a 9 o'clock meeting in Long Beach , got canceled but .. I'm here ! Funny !
1	last I looked . Hi back ...
0	9% downloaded only ... i*ll b watching this tom
0	RT : Death sauce ..... feel alive #monkeybar #blairs #chilli #sauce #death #funny #irony #pub #club #delhi #nightout # ... :
1	making door decs .... seriously ??!!! Did you have your swimming parent meeting yet ??!!! Did it go well ?
0	hi . you're still talking to me ? anyways it's not the weekend yet for me either . i'm working tomorrow
0	Nursing my dog , came back from vet after being spayed
0	India number 3 on obesity rankings globally . #Irony #vegetarianism #gharkakhanamakesyoufat
0	RT : So happy \n #sarcasm
0	no she hasn't
1	next up .... orange .
1	Twitter is working now !
1	You're the missing piece I need , the song inside of me , I need to find you ..
1	hahaha , SATS are compulsory ,, my dears . So , it's basically T_T , PE tmrw ! Mwahahahahohononono ... : ' (
1	HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to ALL MOMS ! HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY !
0	damn i know imma get drunk tomorrow morning . im Sorry Liver ...
0	RT : Accused of steroids via Instagram by someone ' smarter ' than me . You just can't win an argument with an idiot . #irony
0	Oh , pobrecita ! I know that particular pain , well .
1	I DIDNT LOSE MY IPOD ! NICK HAD IT LOL
1	why buy a new game when you can play the good old PACMAN keeps you fit as well
0	Here's some hints on who our guest might be : #Beard , #tabletop , siracha and peanut butter , #sarcasm , #British !
1	that was amazing ! lol
0	coming down with a cold
0	Going to play Sims 3 . Let's see if I can make my boy characters NOT look like fat girls ... yesterday I couldn't
0	I really have chosen a few pics for u ..... but now i can ? t show u - SORRY
0	They sure did !! About 15 mins after going to bed . Unfortunatly I left my phone in the other room so could not record for you
1	<-- me right now .
1	again ... SING !!!! ?
1	Well goodnighttt twitterins hope you have a greatt night/day whereva u areee ily x
1	haha thank you
1	You must be following some pretty quiet folks .
0	#sarcasm just because if the tattoo . Of there was no tattoo it would be aight .
1	Woohoo off to Sortland for another shopping spree
0	all i want right now is a cheesy bacon cheese burger from my work wtfffffffffff
0	Lost my iPod headphones
0	incredibly sick need to finish homework .
1	just tell them i said you could have my 10% in bed for today
0	Damnit ! I missed the landmark 666 retweets of tweetmeme.com . It's now over 680 ... Must've hit 666 late Friday .
1	i got it
0	Ok everyone send aplusk your twitter love he's HOT In Georgia
0	I miss brushing his teeth for half an hour #not haha
0	HAPPY FIRST DAY OF HURRICANE SEASON , EVERYBODY ! #sarcasm
1	srilanka ? Sure ! Just for kicks .. hehe . Nah - think I am cramming enough onto this week already maybe next time !
0	i think Sky Sports have exclusive rights to the whole tour
1	i lovetwitter But I wish bc people ca talk to me more
1	you're very welcome . Never had any problems with them and they're v cheap
0	Of course . But I wonder if as many people will feel compelled to tweet about it as they did a third rate pop contest ?
1	okay , that sounds great . What song ?
0	Fuck you twitter .... I am not one of my friends-you are screwed up
0	Oh , poor little Doctor
0	Ok tweets this is serious !! I want some Tim-Tams ! does anybody know where I can find them in the US ?... or Mexico ( impossible I know )
0	yes I agree , knobs in public bathrooms are disgusting
1	a normal day in hastings then
1	literally so happy rn oh my god like pretty little liars is one of my fave tv shows of all time so happy its back asfvheukljn
1	Trying to unlock Mr. Game & Watch . Waitingg for Courtney to be ready to see Wolverine . And petting a kitty .
1	ehh .. i need to return u girls ur bks .. let's exchange for some other bks ?
1	Just finished a nice jog . Time to chill out .
1	This is my 420th tweet ! PROUD TO BE A STONER ON A TWITTER ( watch my followers drop down after this tweet lol !! )
0	its horrible
1	aah i have to gooo , bed ! talk to you tomorroww , ly , ox
0	home sick and i feel awful
0	You need to interview some of your " comedians " before you sign them up . #Not Funny
1	nice ! how was it ?
1	Love the sound of rain knowing I can sleep in
1	Good Morning Alyssa !! Hope u have a great wonderful day today im happy cuz today is my last day of classes !! Yay !!
0	Perfect way to wake up on a Friday morning ... to a dead rabbit at your back door . #damncat #gross It's gonna be a great day . #not
0	Ugh I have a flat tire .
1	you don't fix traffic congestion by encouraging more driving #irony
0	been snuggled up to my babs for the past 2 hours .. shes poorly and we dont no whats up
1	Amazing Sunday morning workout
0	
0	So a uKIPPER has decided to follow me . He reports to be looking out for the poor . He supports privatised health system . #irony
0	angela aki's seasons of love ... IT'S TAKING TOO LONG ! boo
0	I heard a rummer that izzy has cancer im hucked on Greys Anatomy . Cant wait for the new season
1	oooh , I'm so going to read Harry Potter and DIAB !
0	RT : Yay AP Chem Exam tomorrow . #Sarcasm
1	If this damn Thunder storm would STOP ! Lisa & I heading to GUIDRYS , for CRAWFISH ... oh and beer
0	Really excited to wake up in 4 hours and drive all the way to Northern Alabama #Not
1	Not as much as we love you
1	The rest of the events team will be practicing their twitter skills for the next two weeks , so be kind
0	Mmmmm . Goodmorning everyone . It's raining and now I'm all wet ( What's new xD )
1	Right I NEED coffee , back in 5mins . Thank you for all the #followfriday reccys and thank you for the smiles you all bring !!!!
1	oe oe , I think I have tickets for the acoustic show Elbow will be doing in DeSmet ..
1	I'm going to ! it was on my list of tihngs to talk about- promise
0	My subway made me so sick I threw it all up
1	wow just figured out how to do this , what a thrillbilly i am .
0	least you ain't gotta crippled shooting shoulder it's gunna be fun ballin tomorrow #not
1	yes , but now i know how YOU are going to look when you're 35 .
1	I said front-end , said backend
0	Not sure I should have worn this dress . Feeling quite self conscious today .
0	i loveeee METRO STATION .. can't go to the metro station show in Cologne Mum says it's to far away .
1	Awe thanks
1	You go girl ! ... ( ... Sorry .. I had to say that . )
0	iPod hasn't died yet ! I'm bored .. Watching DC nothings rly on to bad JONAS isn't on then supper !
1	LOVE PING PONG ! Such an awesome game ! We challenge you boys to a game one day !!
0	Was scoping the Starbucks in Geneseo as a routine stop when visiting inlaws in Silver Lake - was totally closed down
1	mine comes from repair tommorow
0	Doing research on GameGuard since Aion will be using it . Not seeing very good things about it Here's hoping it won't be bot infested !
0	yes i'm sad , and i promise it .. 5 days no .. 7 ! please , message me and thanks , u're so cute too ( u've made me blush hehe )
0	umm im used to it ahah im playing paperboy ;] on my friend sidekick hella hard
1	I just bought a Kitten ! He is a tabby and his name is Yellow Robert ... I know , I know , it's very random . That's the way I like it !!!
0	S/O to for coming to XC practice today .... #not
0	Well damn , isn't that Parisian sky looking good #sarcasm
0	wow , poor ducky
0	why do you follow so many people ? Wow #sarcasm #itstimeyoudoafollowspree #itstmeyoufollowkassie #youretrash
0	Morning Bill ! How are you this morning ? Weather in Newcastle , well a little dull
1	great app guys ! Any chance of holding down blocks to get different sounds ?
0	if i was american , i'd totally help out with this . but i'm not
0	What a shame I'm not at work today #sarcasm
0	WHATS YOUR PROBLEM
0	I didnt say " So long and goodnight " last night . I fell asleep around 2:30 ish
0	Stop focusing on Dr Dre being Hip Hops 1st Billionaire . \nFOCUS on how you can get in now , on the next gold rush . \n #STREAMING #not , akingloa
0	Cell phone is broken - if you need to get in touch with me it will have to be Twitter or Facebook style ..
1	awesome
1	Goodness ! July is pretty open for me . See you then & safe travels meanwhile .
1	Heating up some chili my mom brought back from Milda's!
1	listening to music
0	My babies are growing up so faaaast .
0	Sh ** home from party , and my fathers car has gone to hell ... without car , work , ... Sometimes I guess what people call easy ...
0	Champions capitalize on errors and we worked our butts off to earn that trophy #waytobeclassy #not
1	: good session last night boys . Shit like needs to happen more . U all lubed up then
1	Eating lunch with becca
0	If sleepin is the only way 2 make it go away then ima sleep all the time . I hate this ! I hate this ! I hate this ! I hate this ! Goodnight !
1	I'll be the race fan in turn 3 at Dover Downs today . Let me know if you see me on TV .
1	u do web pages 4 free ? Suposse not
0	That bellend in the sunglasses at ringside looks well #not
1	going to bed now night night xx
0	So I guess #EdgeofTomorrow is great . Gotta catch it soon . Any 11:59 pm showings ? I like my screenings with a little #irony
1	feels good to be back at work
0	RT : A feel-good piece about Canada ( based on feel-bad U.S. info ) #irony #sorry #ohcanada salon.com/2014/05/31/ame…
1	Coucou ptit chou
0	may need to work on his saves #sarcasm
1	lol t u 4 sayn gud job . umm yeap m getn mor organized with #FF got lil groups 4 all u a luv watr cos u not furry lol
1	Since I work in Mult . Co . IT , I'm pretty aware of what it takes to support telecom . My point was - why a brand-new position ?
1	Playing The sims !
0	Browser inconsistencies will be the death of me . Can't everyone just use one browser ?
1	On my new iPod touch I love Ryan !
1	#Magic Coming in Sentinel Saturday column : What to do about No . 23 for the Cavs . He appears to be a very good player
1	So i guess the NBA finals are set . LAKERS VS MAGIC What's ur team ? Im taking LAKERS's side .
1	Thanks for all the kind birthday wishes
0	lockdowns at Dana , break-in robberies at Tesoro . wow Orange County is such a nice safe place #not
0	Ohh we keep getting calls for this person who I think used to own the number we now have , and it's god damn annoying
0	What a great start to the week . #sarcasm
1	Whohoo !! WHAZZUP FLORIDA !
0	RT : If I was allowed to vote , I would be considered date material by #LucyLawless . Oh the #irony . pic.twitter.com/4fPp8JZVEH
1	i cant wait ! ifly ecfggmvb4l were going to save the economy
1	fant deg visst likevel
0	Yay 4 hockey starting the second day we get outta school #not
0	Gotta love when customers tell you , you have dust on your ass #not
0	Still waiting on Apple to approve the update , we cannot begin to apologize enough to our users Sorry all who have been eagerly waiting .
1	ttyl too Aurea .
0	I'm sorry , I did try Oof , I have missed those socks ;)
1	LOL you said it ... not me
0	is it 3pm yet ........
1	hehehe ... Yes , you're right ... They must be prepared for anything that is thrown at them ! You will be missed too
1	- Something in the store last night made me think of you ...
0	ohhhhh .
0	waiting 4 client to send the high resolution image or the font used .. waiting for Akrv to send me the design file .. tomo il be really busy
1	Just finished your book . It made me laugh , cry , and think just as much as Jo's books did . A fabulous read !
1	Kevin Kilner in Life , I know someone who will love watching this episode even more than the others ...
0	I love it when my mom touches the worst part of my sunburn #not
1	ahhh , but there is a secret to managing this process ... will reveal it at some point ...
0	OK , new Mt . Dew World of Warcraft RED Soda ... not so great
0	urgh , its raining baaaaaaaaaad
0	This morning I woke up and discovered a tick on me #100happydays #not
0	i want an apartment period
0	Going to bed --- long day ... dead hamster & more Blame myself . Need to read and crash !!
1	LOVE IT !!!! COYB . nearly vommed during penalties but Howard u r a legend
0	Sterling sent off for the kind of tackle Valencia got away with in Champions League #irony
0	- Rachel , next time you select " autofocus " , grrr . My best shot is blurred .
0	First , now .. friends just dropping more than panties these days .. and panties are the cause #irony
1	You'll be much better on Monday for it ! Have a great week
1	I'm so excited for Mothers Day ! This has been a big year for me & Olivia , and she's finally old enough to be excited & understand !
0	I'm using Picasa 3 but can't find any interface for name-tagging . The facial recognition is there , but no name-tagging
1	I have the pre-screening dvds that I got from the producers .
0	I'm so glad you'll always be here to open my snapchats and read my texts and never respond . Thank you #not
0	i have such a long day tomm : i have graduation practice then i have to get my hair and nails done
0	
0	Well if the highshool kid that lives below is having a huge party .. Nope doesn't make me feel old #not
1	Off to cali ... Bright and early
1	.. i'm a buffalo worshipper ... maybe it is time to pay a visit to my preferred buff-schack in town .
1	Great Dayy .. Awl Summeryy Tdayy .. Dress Nd Sunnys .. x <3
1	good stuff I'll be posting up to #huddle on Monday / Tuesday :-p #tweetschoolonline
0	It's said that #sarcasm is the lowest form of #wit . To that I say " No , really ? Hey , somebody give this person a #Nobel #peace #prize ! "
0	Life without is just freaking miserable !!!... seriously !
1	This afternoon sees work on a project for , and , all rolled into one . Fun day
0	auntie in hospital in intensive care . hope she's okay
1	Good cheery hello to all ( via ) good cheery hello to you too .
1	happy mothers day i hate my mother tho
1	it was great meeting you and Sally Ann too ! Hope you had a great last evening on the beach
1	All My Friends Know The Low Rider ?
1	Yeah , Pam is reaching out to . Good to see someone step up and try to fix this mess
1	Apparently my point about that was too subtle . Hence the " barely "
0	Of course I'd love to spend this night with you and all your friends . #not
0	- That is sad I wonder which one used to be mine ?
0	RT : Ohh I'm so sorry if I don't approve people easily in social networks even though ur my classmates . I'm sorryyyy #sarcasm …
0	Mass shootings stopped by civilians in the past 30 years .... 0 . \n #NotOneMore #not \n #NoWayNRA
1	Oh , the Leyton wedding !
0	I want a pickle .. I still haven't had one I'm taking over twitter ! MUAHAHA !
1	Watching movies w/ Maryanne and Mk !!!!
1	spring show was super fun !
1	Dumb storm .... wish it would hurry up and blow over .... grrrr ....
1	I'm not ! Do you have pics of your booth up yet ?
1	Hmmm a " hard " day of camming deserves some delivery food ...
1	heh fun one huh ? thx
1	Hahahaha ... oh boy . Yeah , rub it in ! It's my 2nd time playing Quake , not used to the gameplay
0	Dear god , I pray that I wake up pain free tomorrow . #yeahright
1	really insightful comment " they don't have any talent .. " While looking up Va news site
0	Let's just tweet about our whole life please .... #NOT
0	Not making this up : I just got a complaint about how we're technically backwards from a guy with a Juno email address . #irony
0	Be proud of what makes you unique and different , because that's what makes you beautiful . #OneD #not
1	Hello to all you stalkers from work , JK . Watching " Live w/Regis&Kelly " .
1	Woohoo ! My Hubby is home early today
1	wants to see this : and wants you to see it to ! this is why organic and vegetarian is a billion times healthier !
0	Smh its hot AF shower flow again I hate sweating ugh sooooo #Not kute
1	thinks that visiting old friends , family & a god-daughter is the best way to spend your time .
1	playing 360 , unlocked 4 achievements today
1	getting ready for another work week .... one week closer to Wess being home
0	I'm one of the good guys , so to speak . Wikileaks wants nothing to do with me . Wikiduds ignored me , not so the CIA .
1	Thanks hun ! They were fun to make !
1	GOinSwimmingInMyPoOl x
1	hahaha fail =P hehe :O yes you are man lol awww you will catch up soon ;) not lies they're truths man xx
0	Just saw a fat lady yell at her tired dog to go get the ball . #irony
1	im going to be a really big neek and revise all weekend , well i plan to anyway xxx
1	yippppeee new JacVanek bracelets came in the mail
1	lol ok .. then I won't beat u up ... just off .. just kidding lol
1	nothing bad , I got the job but then I started adding up my pay and feeling hesitant . I will not serve $ ! I'm back on track
1	Watching jordon walk into his doom mwhahaha
1	stats class , busy dayyy , cathy freddies tonightt
0	#not why you gotta be 4 dang hours behind . now I won't get up til 4 p.m
1	rt : One of the artists from #spectrial just released their new album ... on The Pirate Bay ... ...
0	RT : When cops ask me for my phone number , I really feel like they're doing a good job protecting the public #goodwork #not
0	ill be in vegas next week , i don't think i have room for clubs tho
0	Laila Harre , leader of the Internet Party , can't do twitter #irony pic.twitter.com/dVCFUP4xio
1	Tune Hotels , has opened bookings for brand new rooms in its upcoming new hotels in Kuching .
0	when u sleep does ur brain really rest ? somehow i think urs is going all the time ! happy long weekend ! i gotta work monday
1	Oh , you are / were here ? #atlassiansummit
0	has work in 9hrs 11mins
1	Morning all ! Another day started with Handy Manny&struggling to get my little boy to eat the weetabix he asked for , fun !!
1	at Gaby's house lol
1	thanks so much . lookin ' forward to it ! been preparing for a while
0	Nathan is so slick with the pine tar on his hat #not
0	Just got a plate full of food from the bakery , trying to force my appetite back . Looks so good , how am I not hungry ?
0	You know u definitely deserved it . I nominate you . Your fans see it . Alotta things are based on popularity rather than talent .
1	Just finished a great mtb ride at Northern Farm this morning
0	: L nice :/ i'd usually be laughin my ass of at something like that just not today
0	tonight , is new found glory coming to belgium , and i can't be there , omgosh
0	Had one of those before ... I feel your pain !
0	is just about to do some Wii fit then a mound of paperwork to go through !!!
0	Happy birthday ! 88 actually sounds less hot than here right now .
0	RT : Of course it helps the Dems . It makes more welfare voters that r dependent on govt #sarcasm …
1	Time to push off the screen now . Tada !
0	Can spend time but definately #not money wit friends nd other companions not until i got myself a One Direction concert ticket . #GoodbyeFood
1	graduates college on saturday
0	I've been collecting since high school . The only thing holding me back is my hard drive space . Its getting full .
0	“ : Ryan Lavaranway is out 4-6 weeks to fix a broken bone in his wrist . Needs surgery . ” / Splendid . #not
0	Paris and normandy have not pulled the nicest weather for the president's visit and it was so nice yesterday
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0	looks pretty hot riding his bike shirtless down mill ! #NOT
1	i felt happy now i just feel stupid ... staying positive
0	Grrrr ! Reverb !!!!! will I ever be as good as Jonny Buckland ? Maybe I need a jazz cigarette like the one he had in " Away Day'! ?
0	Oh I love storms especially stranded in the garage #NOT #dying
1	a god night tho skeezy lol
0	Tata Docomo thanks for no internet at T3 . #fail Flight delayed . A/C conked . God I love summer in Delhi . #not
1	woo hoo ! a 5 star rating for my first video good start
1	up is definitely the cutest movie everrr . prom tomorrow ! AH ! time to get my beauty sleep !! haha
1	Dreamt I married a tattoo hunk last night who drove a motor bike ... #did #not #want to #wakeup
1	tryin this new thing out ?
0	ugh hungry and tired
0	One of the IT interns has a broken laptop and doesn't know how to fix it . #irony
1	Mothers Day ! I love you Mami
1	there is only one hot milo in this world baby
0	Goinn to the mall with oh wait , that was my dream its just
1	is looking forward to her very own dougie coming round
1	Wow i'm such a mess maker haha . I love how i can just be totally weird and random on here and no one complains ... Usually . Haha
0	“ : dang it , I've always wanted to meet them #sarcasm ”\nAn ' that's what makes you beautiful !
0	are you like performing or something ? #sarcasm
1	i like the massage idea !! thanks !
1	ah ! enjoyed the nice weather n brunch w/fam . Pub closed sun but gotta get ad copy ready for mon 8am deadline . summer promos gotta be good
1	I wish they would make a lyric video for Lil ' Jon's " Turn down for what " , because the words are oh so hard to remember . #liljon #sarcasm
1	Good luck this week !! ? youre almost there ;] can't wait to celebrate !!! with + too !!! ?
0	I'm still thinking ... Idk
0	It's surprisingly hard to get coffee after 11pm anywhere north of campus .
1	" Do they have a Frenchman introduction class ? " No , but they have a Freshman one .
0	work till 3 am add me on myspace :
0	my banana snapped and fell on the floor
0	Scouting out some serious babes at movie in the park #not
0	RT : General studies exam tomorrow and I have about as much common sense and knowledge as a peanut
0	Bought programme $2 but doesn't say when , just air show 3.30 to 5.30
1	It comes with some default drinks , but you can configure your own : name , serving size & alcohol content . Grab it and find out
0	D: Still , I saw you . We should hang out some time . Also , I got lost near the physiology refectory Big Campus is Big .
0	Tweeples of twitterville ! I cannot sleep I read 200 pages in one sitting .
0	Yes , a lot I need a car sized sham-wow ( That joke assumes you have ShamWow commercials up there )
0	Headache . So . Painful .
0	I finally found someone and my mom isn't letting it happen . Putting her own happiness before mine , parenting done right #not
1	i've been gaining alot of followers and subscribers lately so in the past week i've gained : 30 followers and 56 subscribers
0	It's getting pretty dusty . Guess it's time for more #rain . #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/afXPv8X7Dp
0	if my hours ever pick back up i could afford it . im stuck right now
1	No worries either way . I just like to help without getting in the way . ^.^
1	party tonight
1	Taylor why do you want me to update lol come on now Hehe you guys are cute
1	thanks ! Maybe we'll have to team up on something
0	Chillin with the band . Miss my baby .
0	currently working on a new track ... it sounds awesome ... but it still need to finish up the other two tracks ... lol im sleepy ... 3:42 EST
0	Back at the office , so wanted to lie down on the beach today
1	is exhausted and is going to dinner with his mom and family cuz its her birthday
0	“ : Getting stocked by black guys #help #awesome #not ” sorry
1	The Way Of The FIst By Five Finger Death Punch ! Really awesome album , kinda grown on me . Totally brootal !
0	remember when you suggested Apple buy the Clippers instead of Beats ? #irony
0	I feel like I want to vomit all over my face right now ...
1	almost there bro , almost there have to finish an article and will go into sleep mode LOL
0	I was so productive today #sarcasm
0	Cant believe I have to sing at the art exhibition I want to see my work not sing
0	My birthday is literally never a good time , it's actually the worst so I don't know why I look forward to it
0	But the " w " looks like fangs . Does that mean Jews are vampires ? Don't wanna be a vampire .
0	its annoying me how everything has happened at once ... and its nice ive had a lot of support from certain people #not
0	RT : Hope you're having fun #lolnotreally #sarcasm
1	Good nite ! BTW : Luv ur new drums !!! Awesome !!
1	hahahahah I KNOWWW ! but it was funny cuz all i hurd when we were at arts was " AUSTIN ! " as u were on ur fone .. haha
0	So I worked from 10:30 am- 1.45 am and I've had 4 hours sleep , today is going to be fun ! #not
1	I've got a mixture from Blondie , to Patrick Wolf to Linkin Park to McFly
0	what do you mean ? 8a and its 90
0	awful day at work
0	Listening to Green Day's insomniac , whilst up in the middle of the night #irony
1	I LOVED your article in the NY Post ! Hang in there- drink lots of water
0	Aw man . I lost a follower . but oh well . Ill live . Thank you for continuing to follow me ! Yall are awesome !
0	Night out . Shit is going to get messy #photooftheday #NOT
0	Oh , 10 hashtags in that tweet ? You must be such a trend-setter .
0	Sigh . This excellent bullpen management is the highlight of the year . #Cubs #sarcasm
0	is so confused .
0	I fucking love when it takes me over an hour to get home on a Thursday #NOT . There are to many morons behind the wheel in this country .
1	Morning , matey . Enjoy your breakfast
0	RT : Guys that lead girls on are my favorite . #sarcasm
1	hiya - how are you today ?
1	are u going to projac , on globo tv ?
1	stay cool weezy
0	yeah , and i am Obama duuh #sarcasm
0	haha ok I would feel really bad
1	we just went and got some so my craving is satisfied
1	GIRRL YOU don't SLEEP .... LOL ~ XOXO
1	sounds sumptuous
1	nice . ang daming pics ah .
0	Just fell off the kayak in the lake trying to get away from a snake ... #not cool
0	i love when i snapchat half a dozen ppl and none reply #not
1	I'm glad you finally made it ! Have fun . I'll look forward to your tweet updates
0	I270 sucks .
1	That's so exciting , Aletha ! Congrats !
0	Sure I'd love to go out , you look so manly sipping your frappuchino with whip cream thru that straw , bro . \n #not \n #girlydrinks
1	Going go-kart racing tomorrow . Should be a blast
1	its always a bonus when you think the next day is sunday and it will only be sunday . Cha Ching !!! One more day that I was forgetting ...
0	NatDomo is determined to make all photos on IG the same . xD #tryhard #not
0	I am upset you can feed your obsession a whole 2 months before I do .
0	In disbelief of the irresponsible , one-sided political reporting u r engaging in . Shameful #campaign4wolf #liberalmedia #not ?
1	took ur facebook quiz , got 87%
0	Other than reading about 8 more pages , writing 2 mini essays and doing a civic review I really dont have that much left ! #sarcasm
1	i saw that on oprah , i wish i was in chicago when you did that . how awesome are you
1	Did i mention he has one of the most beautiful faces i have seen in a long time ? Well , he does !
0	Formula 1 week has officially started .. well I'm nervous & excited at the same time .. no sleep for me till next week , this time around ..
1	Home again ! I missed everyone so much !!!
0	hope you'll feel better soon hun
1	i think so
1	because that would be sweet !!
0	Why is BJ still in the line-up ? Must have been outstanding at-bats and play in the field . #not .
1	after party
1	, I love that one .
0	omg , i feel dead today
1	life goes on !! umm .. I shld actually apologize for spreadin such negative thoughts ... jst random stuff I tweeted ..
1	yay for another dodger game .
1	Starting out the morning with some Sunset Rubdown -- loving this new album
1	thanks 4 the follow
0	thankyou . why does he have to love her .. I can't help I'm not famous ... o.o
0	“ : Eating marshmallows can help soothe a sore throat . ” #irony
0	I know right . I dunno what is going on with twitter .
1	yes , your lovely teacher
1	Sure that you don't need a fourth monitor ?
0	my stomach hurts . just as miss hilton would say : HUGE
0	my school is amazing ... #not they put #filosofy & #english together & 2 days later #sociology & #french -- exhausting week & friday again 2
1	I will .. Stay out of jail
1	-- Yes ! and I have !
0	On my sister's laptop . Just figured out I'm going to Summer Camp starting Monday . This is why I hate summer
0	im home all is well doc thinks its mirgraines !!
1	goodnight
1	pretty sure i just fell in love with your music wow
1	Had the loveliest day with : ** Now I'm laying in bed waiting for the sandman to come and put me to sleep
1	Anyone interested with my 1st ebook in lulu.com ? $ 0.70 only .
0	Sleep . Work tomorrow .
1	is talking with two of the more beautiful women in his life online simultaneously . Have I mentioned that I'm a lucky SOB ?
0	yes that sounds convenient , great solution . #sarcasm
0	darnit i cant fit an 11
1	- Good point . Maybe I should just delete some pictures and stop complaining
1	Congrats to Diversity they well brilliant . All the best to them
1	Im just goin to go see night at the museum then idk .
1	I'm at the part where she just got demoted . Love this movie and was HOTTTT
1	OMG ! I bought a backpack amazing ! I loved it as soon as I saw !
1	Thank You - My Lord - My God - Eli - JAH ! God IS SALVATION ! ELI - SHA ! YA- ALL as ' A ' is ' Z ' see - STINK SELAH
1	Twat a fine weekend photoshoot tomorrow ! Then more photos this week ! Eeeee !
1	TGIF ! Today is a wonderful day !
0	I have to work at 6 ... stupid Father's Day move lol
1	U coming out tonight ?
1	you know how i rollll . keepin ' busy
0	RIP David Carradine . " The soul only records growth . "
0	I just live for ten percent tips all shift long #not
1	Dude , I love My Chemical Romance .
0	I hate it when twitter psychs me out saying I have like 5 favorites but then in reality I only have 4 . #thanksfortheegoboost #not
1	In Europe it's breakfast time . I'll gonna make myself a coffee , maybe one for you too
0	Are you free next Thursday at 3PM ? I have several beatings to attend and this is my only opening . #Sure #IBelieveYou #Not
1	I've just done a fb quiz that reckons I'm 24 - cool ! Aw , Gene Hunt is Gorgeous !
1	yeah i work 7 days
1	Just finished Secret Keeper for #readathon Absolutely adored it ! Reviewing for Picnic Basket Thank You
0	Still haven't got a clue how I can join the EST challenge
1	Good morning
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0	Just as I was drifting off to sleep I hear Nick Griffin is an MEP . Now I will have nightmares . nationalism and racism are not the way .
0	Frank Lampard , possibly the classiest player in plays for the most classless manager in all of football #irony #BPL
0	Yay ... School ... Tomorrow ... #sarcasm
0	Out w/ , discussing donuts & Champaign politics . I go to the bathroom & return to this #irony pic.twitter.com/oKuapB7zZk
0	Just saw this - " China shuts down twitter in lead-up to tiananmen anniversary "
0	HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! aND SHE THOUGHT WE WOULD FORGET .... #NOT :o )
1	loads of room , but I worry the shine from your gingo might alert security
0	I just now got this tweet ... checked earlier and didn't see anything so wasn't sure of the plan-no phone so no call
0	I am grateful the FGCU taught me first hand how you can be tight with someone one day and not speak to them again the next #Not
1	It's early ..... Might need some coffee
1	Fuck E3 news , I'm excited about Conan O'Brien coming back tonight
0	When exams autocorrected to Exams I had to decapitilize the E kinda like my caring for them #irony #dolphins
0	i'm going to miss the midnight showing of transformers
0	" : Seems expectations among people I've spoke with is that Ortman stays in race for U.S. Senate . #mngop14 " #Irony
1	those are called pre monday monday blues i have them too !
0	Literally , I'm about to offer up my first born child just to the stress gods . #breakingdown #gradschool #finals #happybirthday #not
0	not goin good , about to build table jst trapped neighbours fingers under a slab i insisted on movin , we both need a doc now
1	- omg he is so cute ! i have a chihuahua . hah
0	Bleh vegan muffins are not as good as vegan cookies
0	I really enjoy mr hodges reaction to me not being able to get out of the sky diving tunnel #supportive #not
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
0	Leaving Austin is always so sad
0	WOW ! im sorry ...
1	nope I see 5 . Lol .. Ur getting there . Let's see if we can get u to 20 by the end of the wk .
0	Stomach -pain !!! sob well today damn busy . !!! cant wait for 10pm and am off to bed !.
0	almost 4am and I can't sleeep
1	Reading ... Akira07 just joined : Akira07 just joined here I'm just ordinary man who wanna try to ..
0	Installing , downloading programs seems to take up half the day
0	#auspol that's it . You don't need pesky privacy . If you've done nothing wrong what are you worried about ? #facepalm #sarcasm
0	I do . I always have money on my mind ... cuz I don't have enough of it ! and I want to go on vacation somewhere hot !
1	we're actually looking forward to a camping trip where we do just that - nothing !!
1	wants to thank for the incredibly lovely house and to for the ride
1	Andrew Lawrence is one of those comedians so good he makes me wish I was writing new material literally while he's still on .
1	happy birthday Shan , wish u all the best
0	Is wondering why Monday's come round so fast
0	So happy that Twitter's back online ! School exams tomorrow Piano Exam Monday > _ <
1	you can't hear me but Im laughing a very mischevious laugh
1	- You're amazing , extremely talented and extremly beatiful Love you xx
0	you're STILL WATCHING IT ?! don't tell anyone but i'm getting a smidgen stuck into never been kissed . i can't find the remote !
1	i love ya bobby ! I hope you had a good day
0	Pissed off that Sony has continued to release software that isn't compatible with my computer . I STILL can't download from their store .
1	I have a Flickr Account
0	Seems like sync over the air is not working for contacts and calendar in iPhone 3.0 beta 3
0	Wow #redsox featuring the " three catcher " lineup tonight and none of them are . Should be a high scoring affair . #not
0	Sorry you didn't hear anything yesterday .
1	you're amazing !!! did that cheer u up ? cuz its the truth
0	After its taking like forever to download OS3 , finally it fails on me . Now I can't fully use my phone . I cant text , call , surf etc
0	omg you beeetch !!! you saw brit i wanted to see her !!! i though you wernt going ? OMG super jealous !! xoxo
0	So glad I got to start my morning by getting a speeding ticket . #not
1	Good Morning to all on this rainy day . Getting ready to do the MS walk . Wish me luck . I hope I can finish
1	feeling the exhaustion after attending a 7:30 meeting but holding my head high for tonight
1	you're in the area ? how long ? I hope I get to see you before you head back
1	- no , we're not related just friends from school . haha , we do kinda look alike in this picture , ...
1	did you know . SEASON 5 OF SUPAANATURAL , will come . yay
1	wine tasting tonight ... can't wait ... good times
1	We should have a big YouTube football game
1	yaye haha . thank you !! <3
0	Was out the back shredding and playing Lamb Of God on my guitar when i decided my amp was too small and quiet I LIKE FUCKIN ' LOUD AMPS !
0	Morning ! Happy Mothers Day ! Boys are on their way . Dharma kitty is missing ! We're searching everywhere . Back later today .
1	Anytime
1	Have a listen to my stuff Twitters
0	So close to finishing revision for social psychological approaches to aggression ... Just 8 more topics to go #sohappy #loveit #sarcasm
0	Q4 Comedy is not supposed to be mean . How can we keep humor from being mean in our classroom ? #sarcasm #CAedchat pic.twitter.com/FsIQsoQ2Sj
0	Went into the woods yesterday and have poison ivy today , great ! #sarcasm
1	Agenda : pump some iron , get schooled in 9mm by an ex-marine , dinner with mom . #liberalagenda
1	Grandma's homemade soup ! Love you so much
1	At noodleword ! With a couple faggets . Hahah jk
1	Celebrating our 1 year anniversary ! What a year it has been !
0	is eating cold soup cuz the microwave doesn't work
0	no no plans -.- my friends went out but i didnt go with them .. i dont want to take any risks and get sick again .. for now xD
0	RT : We are so easy to understand ! #sarcasm
0	RT : RT : #IRONY ! Banned #OZ , streamed #CHINA . beforeitsnews.com/international/… & expendable.tv/2011/11/col-ch… &
0	i dont know what to say anymore . its obvious that no one reads my tweets cause no one ever replies
0	You know it's a good night when you are crying yourself to sleep #not
1	Chilean wine is great
1	that's how it should be for a saturday night
0	I think it funny how mon-tues everyone was so pumped for #projectschoolfession and now its here , & some want nothin to do with it #irony
0	" I'm in neuroscience right now and it's driving me crazy . " #irony
0	i REALLY wish i could go . super moped
1	still with him we are too strong .
1	Good morning oh cool ;)
0	My mum just bought me a car as an early BD pressie . It's coming on Sunday . Why don't i even feel a tiny bit excited ?
1	, can't wait to see you next month with !!!
1	You're my hero . P.S. I'm not totally satisfied , I want my hummer , HAHAHA ! Outstanding .
1	LJ , which blogs should I link to for both blogs , you're FC ..
0	Net is being dodgy again , tried to wait for you the last few days but no luck Hopefully we'll catch each other today <3 You
0	Forward ! #yawn #not recording this #BGT anymore ! Luv #Letticerowbotham though , even the name is ' posh ' #notjustaprettyface
1	Driving around and talking .
0	I just love 12 and under rec league baseball . #Not
0	So Nole against Tsonga . Haha hello french crowd , I'm looking forward to you . #Not
0	I can tell you got smarter since you've left .... #not
0	according to Google but ... #sarcasm
0	I literally hate waiting for people . Like fucking hurry your ass up
0	can't even French inhale bc stuffy nose #fuqAllergies #420 #not # !
0	awwww bless ya ! I well would hav come if I dint have to revise like a dick
1	Morning peeps - what are you up to today ? Tis a bit grey in Manchester !! But maybe the afternoon will be as sunny as yesterdays ?
1	haha ! u shud talk to dan hidlaw kami sa imo ni stef ( nax ! dats d only ilonggo i know ! )
0	bacon n saysage sarnies made , 1 trip t skip , half ironing , baby being fed , nearly there #not #fullonlie xx
1	Yes but she's also a signer I'm sure you've at least heard her songs all over hum ?
1	Off to the ' Bay , sold some more small stuff ) Did I tell you we sold a motor last week ? That helped
0	Birthday so far ... Thanks ! , & mom left for her week stay in San Diego , after sliding a bday card under my door
1	- Flash back of me as a blonde
0	yes , I'm a drama queen for thinking that hate speech is wrong #SARCASM
0	i'm so mad at her ... ugh
1	So that would be 3am my time .. no problem
0	T-Pain and French Montana old asses lame ass hell for hopping on that nae nae remix #not a good look for them
1	Bath , revise , bed . That's my routine now
0	Chilling on sofa , got real bad heart burn / indegestion pains
0	What brought you here , will not get you there ! #corporatelife #irony
1	Love the song " Us Against the World " U & Mitchel rocked it !
1	& never gotten closure . But maybe closure is just moving on & being happy I'd like to be optimistic for once & hope I'm actually doing that .
1	have fun !! say happy birthday for ur dad from me ! xXx
0	5:25 am surfing was blown out
0	Wen u send a text n it says READ but they haven't replied back ........ #the #present #time #lol #not #that #angry BUT STILL ANOYING
1	Get off twitter
0	Ps you're not as cool as you think you are , sorry to burst your bubble #not
1	Glad I could help ! Nice to see Rob looking like Edward again .
1	Just seeing Dennis tonight made me feel better .. I really like him
1	I tried But I would think the new , billboard sized kindle would be difficult to travel with .
1	Going to the cages to put some more work in #Dedicated #Determined #Motivated #Not #Leaving #Anything #To #Chance
0	Is so anxious to find out what jon and Kate plus 8's big announcement is I hope they don't all fall apart .
0	it really is ...
0	I hate it when days off from work go so fast .
0	A society tht thrives on excitement is often laughing at its own miseries .. unbeknownst tht is . #irony
0	RT : Those who seem the happiest are normally the ones that hurt the most . #irony
0	in ancient so bored because isnt here with me . so tired , dont feel like soccer tonight at all , just want to sleep
0	hope you get better soon hun whats this moving floor experience ?! xxx
1	you guys literally have a new announcement every week haha . It's good to see a great band reaping the rewards
1	Jewellery designer and computer games designer , in my case ...
1	hmmmmm ....... thinking over this long and hard ... lol If bed isn't an option then what ?????? Car bonnet ?..... still thinking !!
1	Ooh ! Ooh ! I'm going to see that today !
0	Mannnnnnnn .... All the hot chicks are leaving , don , t think i'm getting laid tonight
0	i know ! but why ?? who the hell is doin thaaat ? i hate the jonas haters -.-
0	the people at work are just so full of banter can't contain myself #not
1	I hear Pedey and Ellsbury made a double-steal ? #redsox
0	RT : Love not being able to sleep ... Its my favourite .. #insomnialover #not #sos
1	very cool experience ; I heard you guys had an amazing time too . Oh , presentations were cool too
1	, : yaaa jdnya pancious . nnt deh next tym i will !
0	I vuish I could vouish choo a happy birthday tomorrow .
1	ooo fancy lolz . Aww you could always eat a mint before you meet them so you only smell your own breath
1	Still playing WOW oh by the way deleted my lev 80 alliance DK and remade him on horde side
0	I feel like a regular shower isnt gonna cut it ... maybe i'll wash my hair too ... i was entirely too gone last night
0	And to follow up the pizza tweet my abs are coming along nicely #not
0	#sarcasm is my #favorite I think I'm a little too good at it tho pic.twitter.com/Gi9kCB32Aw
1	voted 2 Grand , cause I don't think anyone else will , and Diversity because I thought they were amazing
0	COOL !!!! I got pulled over !!!! \n\n #sarcasm
1	#vwll2009 Would one of the VWLLers want to add this event to our Ning ? Would much appreciate that
1	I'll post info on the next episode tomorrow -- It premieres a week after this upcoming one
0	dreading work tommorow
0	oh no ! I hope everythings fine though it doesn't sound like it is .
0	- I agree , but some people think its an improvement on the old one !
0	i miss my online friend Julia someone go and get her please =D
0	Going to Jewel around 6:00 pm is always an exciting adventure . #sarcasm #patience #stillbetterthanmarianos
0	thanks Keenan , so glad you came and watched #not
1	i have an ' Ask Toolbar ' in add/remove programs . where the fuck did that come from ? goodbye , Ask Toolbar !
0	Twitter is my go to for relationship tips and advice ! #not #takeajoke #hey #hashtag
0	come on ppl ! #PakCricket needs pushes !!! we slipped to 6
0	I love getting to know someone for months and months then all of a sudden stop talking completely ... #Not
1	Oh la la -- we're SO close to the kick-off of Summer ! Just a few hours of work and then off to the Hamptons YEA !!!
0	I absolutely love rude , smart ass people . #not #annoying
1	good night
1	Getting ready for the grad party , heyy I actually look decent haha
1	Weather is amazingly pleasing today
1	trip to Hungary at end of june , trip to toronto on 28th , excited
0	there are many things he's doing right in life . #sarcasm
1	find out about something next week ... PS follow please ... He wants to be a twitter buddy ... thanks
0	Waking up to a 4 page cleaning list <<<<<< #greatstarttosummer #not #psychomom
0	In other words : " Heat loss attributed to excessive heat . " #irony pic.twitter.com/oaUVP3KYkb
0	my stomach is turning . why did this happen ? :|
1	home for the night ... finally
1	When homeless man pays you coffee . #Irony of being a small business owner in #Slovenia . #bittersweet #coffee
1	Getting ready for school . I hope I do well on my history test ! xxxx
0	** Was ** Taking a nap before the electric guys stopped by
1	taylor york ! YAAA nurse jackie tonight SON !
0	sounds like you want them concealed
1	hehe i sure did niice strawberry ones You upto much hun ? LoveYouJonesy Xx
0	....... thanks a lot dad . Feelin the love over here #Not
0	Find it rather amusing that Google are pioneers of DMARC and yet themselves spoof your e-mail address . #irony
0	soooooooo tired . work at 11 tomorrow . but oh wellllllllllllll ! the little bitch won't be there .
1	- when did u blip .. fuk I have missed a bit
0	Great To Know That You Cared All This Months .... But I Wont Let You Tear Me Down ! #notme #sarcasm
1	Had such a busy night ! FINALLY got around to eating dinner ( at almost 10pm , lol ) and getting ready to curl up and unwind
1	I'm literally amazed by how good life is at this moment . Utterly liquid gold . Please let time pause .
0	Literally sitting here waiting for everyone to show up since my grandparents dropped me off an hour early
0	Just reviewing some ballots from this year and I can say that this tournament was the most productive #Sarcasm pic.twitter.com/X3co2oeFXy
1	Coming off a wonderful weekend - very few things beat warm , sunny days in Chicago .
1	going to hospital for another check-up for Steve , then the usual McDonald's on the way home no doubt !
0	Good bye robert and kristen ... we thought you were real
1	Told you so
1	on the plane . arrival to philadelphia .. 1040 . no school for me tomorrow just in case im flight 628
1	My mom likes Milow's version of Ayo Technology ... It's a good thing she doesn't have a clue what it's about .
1	We made it and this party is off the chain !! The in-laws are great :-D
0	I don't feel good
0	keselowski See ? You're not the only one that throws water bottles out the window !!! #irony instagram.com/p/owt29FJ-PA/
1	I thought the picture was funny bc every picture of me and u from tht night I was talkin #when #am #i #not
0	Just got home from our weekend and getting Phoebe from one house to another ! Aaaahhh ... We are really bad people for Phoebe
0	Sorry to hear that
0	Wow . I'm so glad I got to play a whole 5 mins in my last soccer game ever . Thanks a lot . #not
0	So if my Internet doesn't start working before morning i may just have to go sit in Starbucks all day . Darn . #sarcasm
1	- i look old on this pic hehe . prolly the hair
1	catching up on House season finale monday !
1	I'm living in Anguilla , from Montreal . Both great places
0	How about I give you a drum ... and you Beat It ! #sarcasm
0	#IRONY #EDUCATION : ' Out of all the sectors I come into contact with , schools seem the least accessible to new ideas ' learning4jobs.com
0	can't you guys give me a free ticket ? lol .
1	well , i'm doing good here as well and having fun at the same time . have a wonderful week as well
1	you do my revision for me ?
1	Mmm josh homme ... still many times the hot in red black and white
0	she was trying to circle her hips down on the floor , it was beyond seducing #not
1	is enjoyin ' those days off
0	AC/DC and The Beatles aren't available on Rhapsody ... I have to settle for tribute bands ?
1	- hide it well from everyone !
0	Not having internet sucks . I feel useless . I can't even modblast for another few days
1	Remind me of sending you the slides . #talk #ladyfest
1	Everyone ... Including you ... Needs days off !
1	When r u gonna put a pic up ? I kno th@ u kno ur all ova Twitpic sleep'n ... So put 1 up so we can c u man
0	oh gosh so done .. that crazy and sucked down all my redbulls and hijack my twitter acct I drank water all night
0	Ha you act as thought you're my only option #not
0	Miley Cyrus is not just a Honor Society friend , righ Nick ?
1	you're weird , like me . we should stick together * glues *
1	out of the shower
0	Your eyeballs will thank you .
1	That is such a brilliant quote #ShakespeareSaturday
0	At stupid o'clock ... ESPECIALLY if the house was a quiet as the proverbial church mouse , she was NOT to , under any circumstances
1	?? Try smiling ....
0	No Wii tonight homie ... the only game I really could get into was the Wii Sports ... and my son broke that !
1	Second , Melbourne is gay . You should've just stayed in Sydney
1	So wifi forces a frame on your browser - that makes it impossible to buy SWA tickets for minors . #Irony pic.twitter.com/0Yk9rUYJsA
1	oooo fahotho . I'll check that out . Thanks
1	thank you for the follow friday - will post mine later today
0	is SOOOO excited ! i can't wait to be in floridaa ! i'm just so sad it's ninety-seven days awayy . oh well it will hopefully go by fastt <33
0	im so sad the life is so complicated . i'll be with you allways .
1	i mayyyy be able to .. i might be in san jose that day BUT wednesday ( ambassador dinner ) for sure and i'll keep you posted
0	it's a pun at some of the comments everton fans were having from Liverpool fans . #sarcasm
1	Listening to computer love ... Shoobedoobop shoodobop I wanna love u just thinking about what the future has to bring
1	OOOoooo ... July splurge would be ' Leave This Town ' - Daughtry's new album ... out on July 14 hehehehe
1	? ????! ????? ??? ?????? ???????
1	Update your LinkedIn profile !!
0	Yes because texting is a good way of solving issues #not
0	feeling a bit rough . Work laters and still no car
1	only tweets about tv ...
0	No free courts in ealing
0	damn it !!! Someone threw me into the damn pool !! my phone is wet OMG its broken !! No phone for now ...
1	Ah ! You look like ERIC BANA ; do you think you have resemblance to him ? I love both youguys .
1	" Let true love decide if we should be together " bonita frase
0	paper source denied my e-request to open a store in utah now just waiting to hear back from trader joes . cant everyone follow me to ut ?!?
0	" the queen's sorrow " by suzannah dunn . very poorly written historical fiction
1	Because if I go to sleep now I know I'm gonna be up in a couple hours .. Insomnia
0	just thinkin about sum stuff
1	RE " luv comment but believe me I spoil her also " That's the best way ! Win-win all around ! Enjoy the rest of your visit !
1	DB is so awesome
1	parts of my hair is blue now
0	i fucking want to kill kill myself . want to get my ex girlfriend want to get bac . i'm so depressided . i want to win kayla so back
1	has a full stomach
0	Sharon lecturing about drugs . #Irony
1	listening to Lady Gaga songs ..... I love her^^ ...... the highlight for me this year will be the Lady Gaga concert in Berlin
1	hey hugh , fixed the facebook-app , somewhat
1	the numbers grow magically dude
0	So glad you'd rather read a book than acknowledge your own kid #not
0	hopes makagawa na ako ng assignment sa biochem .
0	someone take me to LA I NEED TO SEE THE LEMON TREE
0	you follow me and then unfollow me ...... way to be mature ! #not
0	Canada's wonderland was a blast .. but pretty sure one of the coasters gave me a concussion ... #not #ok
0	feeling sick going to beed , nighty night !!
0	Cry poverty then buy a new truck ! Love my relatives #not
0	Facebook.com isint letting me change my profile picture
1	i love you for saying that . yes , yes it is !
0	Looks at TL , ehh * steven voice * We talking dating prices .. again . Okay cool , sounds like fun #sarcasm
0	Being the only girl at the party who isn't drunk . Cool . #not
0	Yup . You're leaving tomorrow diba ?
1	YESPLZ ! I love you girlie .
1	Oo naman ! Send me your dog's picture or kunin ko pag punta namin dyan this week .
1	cringe when she flirts back !
1	i wont hun its got protective mts underneath dont woorrry . ill be on later <3
1	I love this twitter account so much .
1	HAHA , that was a long time ago , don't fret ! You're still by best friend
1	Watching Super Size Me for the 1000th time
1	My birthday is in 8 days !
1	IM BACK ! Ready to kick some ass today ( via ) you to girl !! Rockin attitude !
1	The voices of reason are right ... It would be fun though #TeamTiernan #twitcom
0	Monday morning meetings ! Yes , please stack up the work cause I love it ! <3 #sarcasm at it's finest this am !
1	Who wants to happy hour with me after work
0	Getting a copy of lady gagas roses because you think she's different and you want to be different does not make you different #irony
1	Taught the baby word today lol
0	Although I can't spend it with him , I sent him and email with a poem . I miss him so much ...
1	Photo : hell yeah it is
0	Hey has an idea , if we just give #VA more money and have another oversight committee , things will magically work ! << #NOT
0	Because ignoring me is going to get you soooo far . #not
0	He could power a hot air balloon with his hot air #bored #supermario #not
0	Heading to cemetary to lay Pap to rest .
1	has a mad sweet tooth . i'm goin for ice cream as soon as joey passes out
1	I love your glass painting
1	thanks for the follow
1	thx 4 follow me
0	No more hannah montana whattt noooooo !! whyy ?? xx
0	sigh , why do the shops only open at 10am ? It doesn't really give me much time ,
0	Episodes four and five of what ? And I love you too , bestie ! <33 I miss you .
0	I really think I might be getting sick
1	Eagerly awaiting the return of
1	Hangin out at the bfs house love my friends !!!
1	YAY , I keep checking music on demand everyday , i didn't check it today , but going to watch it now
1	Beautiful Gourmet Candles , clean burning , 90% soot free , and richly scented , you will love them
0	Just clicked a link to LeBron workout sponsored by Powerade titled " Can you keep up ? " & got " this resource is currently unavailable " #irony
0	Yeah you shouldnt be on twitter expressing it . #irony
1	its hilarious
0	driving on 75 reminds me of the virgin mobile tour
1	Do you know who " They " are ?
0	Whelp there goes the satellite signal and thus my movie . Thanks storm . #not
1	Ryan ! Can you reply please ? ( : I made a bet with someone to see if you would reply . Pleaseee iloveyou , <3
0	RT : Tough questioning like this , I sure don't know why we wouldn't want Democrats on #Benghazi special committee #sarcasm …
1	Apartment is starting to look like a real home . Can't wait to have little puppy running around , ruining everything I'm working so hard on
1	Which of my videos did you show your mum ?
0	Oh , you mean Qatar totally bought that World Cup bid ? I'm so surprised !! #not
0	Thx , lass ! Was just lamenting my crappy immune system . I get sick and 3 othr things attack me , too .
0	Super duper tired ! All I want to do is cuddle up in my bed & sleep for the remainder of the day . #YeahRight #NotGoingToHappenHere
0	I'm never buying cheap Tesco sausages again , I should of known 48p for 8 was too good to be true
1	I have heard your music and I used to like it !
1	oh Ellen thank you thank you thank you ! haha ! I was listening to Teardrops on My Guitar before ps did I say thank you ? lol
1	I remember the wide mouth frog joke
0	chores stink
1	#Angel's Reach is celebrating it's 2nd birthday today !! Thanks to all those who've supported the forum !
1	im getting goosebumps now .. i still have 2 exams to go .. bt i wish you a very very hapyy birthdayy ..
1	i know ! i can't wait ! i might sleep the day away just for tomorrow to come faster ! hahaha
1	I want to see it
0	... copy report shlopy report ...
0	~ That is so sad Tell Craig I am sending hugs for him , I am so sorry
0	they would like that someone has there pic
1	whewww tired & ready for bed . goodnight !!
0	aww . Thanks crystal . It's really hard not to when ur watching all these guys hit on girls a d ur not one of them
0	I wish you all could see mom dancing to the Next Episode . #SmokeWeedEveryday #not
0	I sleep so much better knowing he's alive and okay lol #not
1	I want to name my son " Anakin " .
1	Thanks for accepting it ! I wanna make a blog too .
1	ash it's literally non stop jokes it's that's good I need to watch it again like now haha
0	Finished clearing out my closet ! Now i just have to pack everything
0	Come on Bryan , McClement is our Selke guy considering Randy plays him 30 min a night LOL #Sarcasm
1	Morning twitterers
0	Not another driving test slot until August :S ..... Going to wait for someone to cancel .... I'm never going to pass !
1	i missed ya but i was tired
0	i just lost my pencil case , my eyeglasses and my flashdisk
0	unsure of “current rate” so to speak heard a few horror stories price wise c£150-£200 , as many feel league has went >
0	yay last exam tomorrow ... but its maths b
0	Wow I think I'm going to get sick ! I woke up throwing up
1	Great thanks ! See ya later . I still have to pick out an outfit .
1	ALEX EVANS IS MY PRETEND HUSBAND TRISH LMFAOO !! our book is gonna be maazin
1	this is my best photo
0	RT : they are about as subtle as fire axe to the face
1	at my aunts house . pretty tired and going to bed soon
0	Anyone whose upp , text me , i cant sleep
0	says back to work n naman ... hanggang 10 .... kapagod ...
0	Howd you know my nickname ? #sarcasm
0	#selfie #sarcasm #ecard #funnies instagram.com/p/nnzCDYHnX-/
0	yeah sure , it will have to be before 5pm though . i've got some shows to get to but anytime before 5 i'm pretty much free x
0	sorry I left you sa confe guys . ginagamit kasi ung comp . sorry again
0	Twitter is just such a less exciting place since I can't see other's . It was such a great way to be ..
1	aw ! you're so sweet I'll be waiting for your call (:
1	this is absolutely adorable and will definitely make you smile !!
0	is mad at Microsoft Office Word . it erased a review .
0	MAYBE i SHOULD GO TO THE DOCTOR ... PONDER THAT .... MAYBE NOT . NO iNSURANCE . THiS iS GOiNG TO BE A HUGE PROBLEM
1	Glad you made it back to the A safely !! The A missed you
1	Well , thankyou . I feel honored .
0	Drinkin another Guinness ... Think it's 272 left ... I had to put my Dad's cat to sleep today ... IABM
1	ooh-lala . cranberry juice it tastes SO like halloween .. likey !!
0	RT : The humans watched The Matrix yesterday . Little do they know , they’re just living in a world ruled by cats . #Irony #Catr …
1	Morning ! Welcome back to cycling
1	You are not alone - I'm sat at the computer ( not near telly ) and wife is playing Dido songs as I trundle round the net
0	Greatest fucking day ever ! #sarcasm
1	watching the holiday .. relaxing
1	Hi John - have a great weekend . Safe travels
1	awwg , thanks girl
0	i wish but i got swimming in an hour
0	Just seen your new bio - you do obnoxious so well :-) #irony
1	yep yep
0	i cannot resist it anymore !!!! aghhh damn !
1	I didn't know you were a pilot ?
1	I'd hang out with you in the Cubbie blue
1	G'nite everyone ! Hope everyone that celebrated 420 had a good one
0	Oh how I love finding out dirt on my little brother .. #NOT
0	Respect putting out a picture of Tony Blair with blood on his hands - thats original #not
1	LOL . Otherwise why do you think they keep it in the league of seven wonders ??
0	Life go's on with you or without you #Not Relevant #WorthTimeOrEnergy
0	is sccared abbout speech day !! :O and wishing * someone * would come online ...
1	Gay ppl are freaking disfunctional damo being gay is going to make me have a nervous breakdown ugh ... Not
1	WELL IF YOU DON'T DO ENGLISH , i'm afraid you'll have to sit through 2hours of it AND new moon ! it's not that bad !
0	I left my phone charger in the hotel ! I have to get it back . I ? ll go back to CSB Hotel tomorrow ? :|
0	IDC when I graduate imma make my own sash if I have too . #opensororityftw #not
1	Hey . Hey you . Yeah . You . I'm gonna take a shit on your chest .
1	5 stars along the back of my left arm and i just got a new one on my right upper arm a couple of weeks ago .
0	got a car charger for my ipod/iphone and then realised my cig lighter in my car doesnt work , never used it , 2 many drinks spilled i think
0	Why is my series 2 disc skipping ?
0	work today noooo
0	Dang me too ! It's only a 4 hour drive ! Too bad it's my daughters 1st bday party it's hosted by Donnie
0	Id rather be more of a concerned girlfriend than tryin ' to fuck my sisters ex boyfriend #SisterOfTheYear #Not #CallMeCrazy
1	Hey , I am also a BlackBerry fan like you
1	Ignore them amelia bedelia , you're way more flyyy than them anyway .
0	There goes doing a stream fucking internet company #not happy
1	Mun gullen d ? n , muhto in juo ? dde . I have a lot to learn . : >
1	meooowwww LOGIES soon .. yet again i will - SMS " Natalie " to 199 52 100 or call 1902 552 101 lovexo
0	I love when I try to get toilet paper and it just keeps ripping off little pieces . #Not
1	On a better note- Brian lifted my spirits and pulled me out on the dance floor . What a sweetheart
0	Wi-fi is temporary dead ; no way to watch SNL tonight . its still 1am ! c'mooooooon!!!!
1	Watchin the Final of The French open Tennis , I think Federer is Gonna win it ,
1	that's fitting . . . hoe
0	sorry your dog is sick
0	Thank you New Sun for putting the most ridiculously looking picture of me speaking at graduation ! #muchlove #not
1	good luck on that one
1	haha ! You need one of those shirts that says " No , I will not fix your computer " . Although , I guess that doesn't count for Mom
1	- awwww , that's so cute ! she ' s adorable , and u 2 !! but she looks nervous , omg , don't bite her , Rob !!
0	I just love it when my entire family embarrasses and makes fun of me during supper !! #not
0	“ : No way Jordan plays the game if he can't walk ! #5 -0” quit making excuses ... Lebron couldn't handle the heat #irony
1	ok so #realtalk next time on #ff i say follow dis ho ====> i donwannahearnoshit !
1	you right but they hate on me 2 much and dnt realise i cant expose em 2 some1 they doubt i know hehe lol you still in state ?
0	The Heat didn't lose to the Spurs , the Heat lost to the heat #irony
1	has even more new stuff up on Flickr . Hurrah
1	says good mornin '
1	great to hear from you jonathan ! Hope you're feeling better
1	As soon as I saw Paula on here , I checked for her ..... And that's the first thought that came into my head - her poor tiny arms .
1	thinking victory is ours because everyone on Facebook should hate me and Misty for hogging their news feed !
0	Berrrrr Wish I could be snuggled in the covers watching cartoons
0	out and about with my papi mommy and lamee sister . I missss leo
0	probably should add smokers , drinkers and people with depression as well then ? #sarcasm
1	I had * a * camera , not a good one though . Pics will be on facebook some time soon if you reallllllly want to see them
0	Work is hell . Short staffed as usual and I have a view of the sunshine
1	RT : I've literally been waiting two weeks for the vs semi annual sale lmao 
1	Napping
0	mahama cannot even solve e energy crisis but he believes he can get rid of boko haram . #irony mahama
1	my friends backyard
0	Bondage tape is awesome ! Like , really awesome ! And I can't tell many of my friends cause they already think I'm weird .
0	Thank you for leaving me like this tonight . #sarcasm
1	If u want to change the fruits , u will first have to change the roots . If u want to change the visible u must first change the invisible
0	My throat hurts and we still got 4 days left
1	my neighbor just delivered your greetings ! Message received . Great to hear from you through 1 degree of separation .
1	But am very appreciative of someone who's style I admire so much giving me a boost , any time . xo
1	it's difficult to explain .
1	Out for a walk with my peter
0	Allergies go away you make me cry !
1	you've got mail
0	I love the fact that no one in my family ever replies to my texts #not
1	Great night yesterday Awake at 1 P.M. , still a little tired . Should have seen J . today , but no news from him for 2 days =(
1	I wanna give a big shout out too all my new followers thanks for join wonderful my world I hope u enjoy ur self lol
0	why aren't you taller ? Because you started lifting at 15 and stunted your growth #sarcasm
1	Hey ... will you follow me back ?? thanks
1	TIme to sleep ... bye
1	man saturday night tv is boring , gonna go read .
0	You missed my beauty tips !
1	Let's just say na I want to go somewhere .
0	" If you tell the truth , you don't have to remember anything " - Mark Twain . #truth #irony
0	I love feeling sick and then not being able to go out . #not
1	i'll be waiting who is the producer of that ACP vid btw ?
0	don't feel bad . me too
1	Work wasn't so bad .
1	Just watched our lasts performance at worlds and literally started crying cause we did so good and see the coaches jumping up and down
0	My eyebrows got waxed too thin
1	has got her take that tickets bring on Cardiff
0	Y do soo many talentless ppl have my phone number * sidebar * I LOVE the F.A.B.O.L.O.U.S record " my time " I think its called ....
1	Magento has suddenly clicked - I get it now
1	Hoping you have some pics to share ? - & hoping your Monday am isn't too rough today
1	I love the closing number of the Tonys . It was awesomes .
0	Forgot about me yesterday !!! ( see that sad face )
1	Gotta go for now . GOnna fix my things for tomorrow trip to Clark
1	Twitter , Facebook , YouTube , Skype .. Dude .. Do u have a life ..? No , Send me the link ..!! :P #irony #today
1	RT : Stay focused on the good qualities someone has and try to pull them out , so to speak . Their qualities are there if you …
0	My last day here in North Dakota . It went ny so fast . I really am going to miss this place and the people i have met here . Home tomorrow !
0	I'm sorry you are sick .
1	ichatting my sister
1	haha awesome ! i think you should use it within a month of opening . if you've opened it and want to use it much later then freeze
0	I'm thinking so . Ops .
1	Get paid to advertise your site or affiliate links ( PS thats a double profit margin )
0	So my day of riding started with me walking the bike about a half mile back through the trails ...... that was awesome #not
0	yes . Only one .
0	bored ! New 2 twitter no1 in my friends n i dnt gt ow 2 use twitter lol
0	... nuff said
0	nice weather in spring but everywhere in Fine Arts faulty smoking , wished it was forbidden in campus
1	Happy Birthday Hope you have an awesome day .
0	RT : Really hope people don't think I'm serious about that ... #humor #sarcasm #lol #laughoutloud
0	that's insane ! Too bad I just bought 2 4gb's for my Lumix .
1	oh really ... same here ... early for work on weekdays ... about the " UP " movie , hope that could be shown in Asia too ...
0	i hate sunday
0	I love hearing squirrels bones crush under my tires #not
0	I hope not all is lost * sigh *
1	#delongeday what ? Haha apparently that's today . Exciting , he has his own day
0	Bad luck about the motor
0	Im mad im sittin here & i wanna go to sleep but cant ! uuuuhhh
0	I know exactly how you feel ... poor yvette
1	Disneyland with the family today - finally renewing my annual pass !
1	thanks - we're really happy
0	GB making the same subjective moral judgements they’ve spent the last 2 years protesting against . #irony
1	No problem , thanks for the great link !
1	did you change your player or stick with one ? Who is your main ?
1	Don't blame you ! By the way , with could see thumbnail w/out opening link . Gr8 Firefox addon !
0	. almost out of work
1	its okay ! thanks for coming to my grad , and thanks love you too !
1	The Promise- Anberlin
0	The weather is terrible .
0	CHEW ON YOUR FUCKING CHIPS ANY LOUDER OURE AT YOUR DESK , PLEASE !!!!! #not #stfu #fatASS #youatehealthyforlunchbutnowyousmashabagoflays
1	thanks will try to behave
1	I wish I drank more
0	sorry to hear that . She was a great dog .
1	Hi Lea , thanks for adding me , hope that you are well .
0	now that hurt . Real bad . Love you too #not ;)
1	WATCHING PPL PLAY VIDEO GAMES W/ THE BAE ??? LITERALLY SUCH A GOOD RELATIONSHIP
1	15 minutes until I have to work . Awesome . Not even hungover ... i love today
0	The next exam which is on Thursday , I believe . I hope so ! If not , I'll have to resit them next year
0	RT : love coming home to this buffalo weather #not
1	lets b best friends
0	Lucky ... the weather in Wisconsin is absolutely crazy . I hate it
0	parent too .. #not bitch you're fat anyway , go lose some weight nobody wants to be around you like that . Unless they're trash like yourself
0	she's a fabulous teacher for helping us when we ask . #not
1	back from school and about doing my homework . that could take hours ... =( // follow
1	Goodmorning world ... just woke up to a little something nice
1	OMG Bless Jense , he looks like he's about to cry
1	#musicmonday truly amazing people i love them all <3 love England :]
0	that doesnt look good at all .
0	duduk manis dengerin debat capres .. makin gak simpati aja liat megawati ..
0	Im work now , thats okay cause the sun isnt shinning anymore I hope for the weekend it will be very sunny LOL
1	funny ! Maybe your mobile isn't insane ... just hungry for Chinese
1	I absolutely LOVE you . Thanks
0	Today's lesson learned : before you go blaming the shit smell on your dog , you'd better check your own shoes first . #metaphor & #notametaphor
1	Had a great day so far buried a bone in someones tomatoes , spooked a duck and now tea time : Raw Meaty Bones please human !!
1	Am watching d same thing
1	stoked about some more domain names ! I'm gonna have a busy summer
1	you will be the first to know ... only a matter of days now Definitely put it up on twittter well before
1	Half time yay 15 mins then covent garden
1	I LOVE that song too ! Sing it to grandkids sometimes
1	LeBron can't take taking Heat . #irony To bed King James was on his period . #Midol
0	It's like we're all meant to be Zac Efrons #YeahRight
0	and we all thought those people are here to protect us enforce the law\n #sarcasm
1	thanks ... I liked it very much ...
1	when she saw me singing along haha ! also what time did they arrive ? tryna find out for
0	oh eeps ! ? btw i hope u got my DM ( sry i missed ur ! ) but no , no curvy for me yet hasnt had her copy yet too .
1	LOL .. Great plug from Paul
0	Really wants to listen to music ......
1	Good morning everyone Hope you all have a GREAT Sunday !! Talk to you soon .
0	I thought hanging with friends is part of summer ? #apparently #not #4 #me #anyway
0	The measles virus name .. i totally knew that n yeah we totally studied it . #biologyASlevel #sarcasm
1	Congratulations for your son ! Have a lovely day with him . x
1	Good Afternoon everyone , haven't been on twiiter 4 a while coz been busy , hope all is well with you all and have a great week .
0	the ting tings video for " thats not my name " is very disappointing
0	My " earphones " to my iPod went " broken " AGAIN , I have really bought 10 earphones , they all break , and now I'm not allowed to get new ones
0	I had to leave work because I think I have a migraine . I always feel so guilty if I have to leave/call in .
1	Gaby i jus liked your picture and i love you every day ! And im gonna miss you millions
0	why is everythin ' so confusing =(((
0	Plz to reconsider the Aussie decision . My girlie deserves to see u as much as US fans did !
0	If Karma is a Bitch ....... \nDen i m a Dog ...... \n #sarcasm
1	is going back to londonnnn
0	I can't this Sat Hope the Thesis writing is going well !
1	A white rabbit ? For a prize ??? I'll see what I can do
0	YES I AM/I NEED A FEMALE IN MY LIFE .... LIKE AA WIFEY ... REAL TALK ... BUT I DONT KNOW WHERE TO LOOK !
0	Made good progress moving today . Now my back is sore
0	Guy next to me on the plane starts talking . 3rd question : Are you single/married ? Then : Can I add you on skype & whatsapp ? #smoothSaudi #Not
1	yeah ! i just saw it in the bookstore !
0	has somehow completley broken her itunes ?!
0	Why do women wear revealing out fits then look at you to say WHAT !!!! WTF cover up then and i wornt fcuking look at your tits
0	AGH ! That's why your never on . Why do people have to be late on reading twilight ? All of La Crosse has already read ' em all
1	no problem . thank you for following
1	1 day too early .. but its all good .. last night sounded good via nospoilers
1	Morning coffee . . . ohh soo delightful
1	27 hours
0	PE first thing on a monday morning . that is just evil ..
0	nothing much man , waiting for my Insurance card to come through ... Cant get any workdone here w/o it ... Redtape
0	I forgot that I've been wearing my necklace while I've been in in the sun ... The white cross on my chest looks great #not
1	i went to a gig today and to the beach ! ! AWESOME ! chris FINALLY left my house ! lol and yeah TODAY WAS RAD !
0	what about lebanon ? Speak real darija #sarcasm
1	U . S customs and border protection get their SUV washed at a car wash full of " legal " workers #irony #madfunny
1	I love Costco ! Spend WAY TOO MUCH money there ! Doesn't help that it's across the street from my office .
1	Cant wait for the show tomorrow i think i might dance .... maybe ...
1	is Chillin ' , listening to Tunes
1	Walkin around a home show . Providing me with good laughs , and a free massage
1	Now the extra money can go to something for ella .
0	I never know whether they include me . Just straight white men , right ? I wanna be part of the problem too .
1	flush your browser cache not your tweetdeck application .
0	Not to school today . I'm ill
1	And the internet . Gotta love how that shows better soccer than your tv
1	this #flocktome thingy really works
0	And then an overlay of a pic of her face bleeding in the style of those Obama hope posters .
0	omg ... never do that ... not even to barrow it ... #not , but at least it's not a King sabre .
1	ok time to tinker with dreams of fields of greens and whatnot ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz cannablessings y'all ... peace and pot zipzapzeeeeee
0	And all this for a spanish exam .... and sociology ...... oh yah it's going to be a long night . JOY ! #sarcasm #ugh #letsdothis #prorastination
0	Ugh ! Im sick , burnt , sore , and tired . Tinkerbell is free for the time being . my arm is so sore .
1	Dude You Know what ? Baiden Is Cooooooool ;) Don't spill Your coffee On your keyboasrd again Baiden = awesome
1	glad to hear I've not missed anything . Should they have ? If I write into google chat , it turns the right way around .
1	I do . I like the way it sounds
0	As i've said all year , Alex Avila is a great hitter . \n #sarcasm #tigers
1	enjoyed the day with mom , Elaine and JM !!!
1	lol ... yeah the memories !
1	Yup seriously ... hes and he writes his own tweets
0	i feel sick and i has bruises from last night n chunks outta me but im going back for more friday ... ily all time low
1	just think , if u were a vamp you couldn't be soaking up sun right now lol hope u are having a good day .
0	Always read the #EULA before U click Agree , girl ! #not ;)
1	it's just you ! I've got in on my iPhone .
0	- totally agree !! Let's appreciate the man for his talents & qualities & leave his personal life alone . #not our business
0	Nope , not going to be getting up worth crap tomorrow morning , either
0	If you do something nice for somebody ( pay it forward ) , but don’t brag about it on social media , did it really even happen ? #sarcasm
1	Loads of little jobs to do today . Going to be playing walking themed music today from BrickMan
0	Playing the most ironic song for my day #bestdayofmylife #irony
0	Holy crap I'm lucky I got my sword when I did because the Weapon Baron is now gone . Damn and I wanted to get some more things from him .
1	Fridays finished , shopping with mum , meal with parents , films with and all caught up on the gossip
1	hmmmm .... idk what to Twitter . So this will have to do
0	Bye ... i have to go now ! [ infelizmente tenho col . ] t+tarde ! tweet tweet
0	At work again ...... it is going to be gorgeous outside and I will be inside !
1	Yellow coffee mug , on a yellow sunflower coaster .. bah to aah
0	A humanoid without a leg is so BORING grrrrrrrrrrrr
0	what a bad day ( tears )
1	IF A BITCH EVER GETS TOO CLOSE TO MY MAN I SHALL KILL HER BEFORE SHE GETS FUCKED !
0	Single and ready to mingle ... Wait no one likes me lol ! #wishfulthinking #not
1	hahaha ... See ? You ARE awesome ! is right . You and are fun to have in one's life .
0	Let's just say I'm glad it's over ! ... nah , I loved it really , I'll definitely miss uni
0	Um , I think you know the answer to that . #irony
0	#dontyouhate when there is no food in the house
0	So ! I'm brave .... Nooo I'm not ! I DON'T want to do my homework
1	Made it to the polling station in time ! voted for Piratpartiet ( the pirate party ) of course .
0	When a nigga get on all groupies going to JUNK MAIL ! Lol #TrashThatShit #MissMeWithTheFuckery #sorrynotsorryactuallyiamalittlebitsorry #NOT
0	it didnt work haha
1	Oh no ! And it was such a yummy salad , too ! Dinner instead ?
1	I love that movie + i love that ice cream haha
1	u r supposed to come for on 9th . we'll sing happy bday n u gotta feed us cake
0	Netizen commented positively on the male leads and commented negatively on the female leads .. Hmm , shocking . #not
1	The verdict is none of the above i found the movie ' Return To Me ' on tv gotta love a good chick flick every now & then *~* Sammie *~*
0	I am ready for to get home . No farmtown anymore we lost our internet connection
1	Sounds cool . Hope you have fun ! x
1	happy birthday ! I haven't talked to you in FOREvER , how are you ?
0	I will never understand the desire to go out every night . I prefer staying in and doing everyone's laundry . #not
0	Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit . Goddamn Ipshit .
1	all air worldwide gathers at the south pole . I didn't know that before
0	I hate how when some lads get girlfriends then ditch all of there friends . #Indirectrweet #Lelfegets #friendsforever #bffs #loveyouall #not
0	i missed taylor lautner shirtless on the mtv awards .
1	My shoutouts today : , , and new follower . Thanks for following , guys !
1	Slow it down now .
0	I forgot my version forgot of Sol Goode is translated into russian . sorry hun
0	datz almost da same weather 4 my berfday
1	T-storms ftw !
0	listening to my music ( Green Day , Guns N ' Roses and Foo Fighters ) and talking to mates on msn ohh ... and doing maths h/w
1	yep ! Family all around me
0	Looking forward to another 10/11 hour shift . #sarcasm
1	Why thank you #followfriday .. because she thinks I am a nice chap , how wrong can 1 person be
1	try driving over the bay , that always inspires me in one way or the other
1	sitting down to hannah montana the movie at pics with my little girlie
1	oh dish the dirt !
0	Actually a friend of mine told me about the treasure item and o useful it was I am catching up really quick .
0	UGH !!! this sucks sooo bad
0	im sooo mad right now ! listening to music that normally makes me happy , but is making me cry
1	You having fun ? Mom's gonna take us to Rita's Italian Ice sometime !
0	the zoo was amazing minus the giraffes were in there barn and i couldnt feed them
1	LOL i hear ya ! You sure have earned it , I know . I have 4 boys and will be chanting the same thing Happy Mothers Day !
1	Haha chillin wit my niggas lol oppositess attract * Cassiie Baby *
0	Siiiigh but i need it to , i have stupid assignments to do Fix me ?
1	yup ! it's coz i work for Sasha .
1	It was great Poze si ceva filmulete in curand .
1	hes hotter than you
0	trying to figure out what twitter is for
0	i caught my dad with my gf
0	If a stranger asks if there outfit makes them look fat do you tell them it does ? Cause I lied #looksfine #not
1	Hey Kezzie !! We miss u at practice right now ! Having a MAD lab session for next performance See you next time ( u look cute ! )
1	Goooood morning everyone
1	i found out i got 93 on my simulation hs entrance exam ! 10 more and i'll be able to go to prepa2
1	where did Illustrator come ?
1	next weekend ... costinesti !
1	Warm Weather !
1	Didn't do so hot on last weeks doubles , made myself to busy for them . Going to stop and smell the roses so to speak , move ... #myfitnesspal
0	Aw you poor unfortunate soul , I'm praying for you #Not
1	Night time
1	thanks
0	regretting that lunch is at least 1hr away ... and will consist of soup and stale bread
1	yes , yes they are
1	oh , it is i just can't stop laughing
0	Whats wrong mark ?
1	I'll have to remember that next time I have to blackmail you
0	#Vettel has wone the F1 Race , congraz ! #Button only on 6 NEXT F1 STOP : GERMANY YAY !
0	Has a major headache ... 2 much party last night
1	" Debate : Should everyone be using Twitter ? " ... I find the ' No ' argument particularly convincing
1	Okay . I love you .
0	can you like tell those TV crew to show your games live ?! Been having to follow it on the net .
0	damm it , just bought my #FOTB tickets , didnt get the MEGA EARLY BIRD shame on me
1	[ Jimmy Buffett Live - 17 Trip Around The Sun ] Happy Birthday !! ?
1	If you're happy and you know it clap your hands !! With my bestie at her house- gettin ready for roadtrip to Californiaaaa . woop wooop !
1	I know ... : giggles : But I have a space heater here ... : pats shoulder : I think it'll be okay .
1	I know the feeling !! I'm good .. well about as good as I can be .. How's the fam ? can't wait til ' Sep .
0	im well looking forward to work at 4 in the morning #bigthumbsup #lovingit #bestjobever #not #killmenow
1	back again , listening I'm only me when i'm with you - Taylor Swift
0	emma love you to death , miss you tons . wish you never moved want to see you , thinking of you always . love you emma .
0	I love work me , especially after a bank holiday weekend , especially on a low carb cut , oh god , it makes me so Happy #sarcasm
0	Damn , #LOST won't be " DVR'd " for another 40 min . Guess I'll just go to bed ...
0	Now to study for tomorrow ... AP Comp Sci exam , Abstract Algebra exam , and a Latin American studies Exam ... I've SO got this . #Sarcasm
1	Good party tonite . Shout out to GAME TIME
1	your right .... I hadn't considered a few of those thank you
1	just made a banana peanut butter smoothie . Surprisingly good .
0	Fuck up . I'm done with you clingy ass bitch . Hahaha JK I miss you already ;) #Not
1	We're home safe and sound . It was a blast Lots of good food and good conversation
0	So sad that tomorrow is my last Friday at NorthHOOD . #not
1	So impressed with myself , I actually made some lunch today ! Smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel !!!
1	We <3 Richard
1	I wanted Susan Boyle to win BGT , but Diversity are fantastic , so it's all good
1	thinks tom kaulitz is love .
0	not sure why arsenal are playing hard ball so much it may take a call from AW to cesc to force a move like he did to us #irony
1	yeah sure , can't disappoint purplecheets ! [ typo was intentional so shattup ]
0	but its not on playstation #e3
0	golden sun ds ! WOOT ! new mario rpg ! oh man great DS line up , too bad Wii has nada
1	sunny places with different faces . always nice
1	gives you one guess where we're eating lunch . Hints : wifi , bread , sandwiches , organic ... What are you eating for lunch ? Turkey here
1	GoodMorning . Skiping the 1st 4 periods and still in the bed . Only goin to 1 class today .
1	studying for finals , and one week countdown to getting a facebook !
0	need to find somehing that inspires me , although the crackhead with his head in a bush was intersting . #not note worthy !
1	good morning everyone ! its game day ! whooo hooo . GO LAKERS
0	aly'g got fever yesterday peaking at 37.7 which is enough to make everyone worried
1	Only a lill ..... hmmm than i must try something different
0	i'd rather have it at someplace like loco's . i'm pretty sure we're not allowed to have ge t-t ogethers at each other's places .
1	has had a really good day so far lets hope tonite is good too
1	Emery and taking back sundays records drop tomorrow .
0	babeeeee . come back
0	Iv just had my pizza and cheesy chips and it was amazing , light mayo on me chips tho for that summer body #NOT #fatforever
0	#IPL is a tournament where 7 teams fight against each other to play #CSK in the final . #Not
1	I thought you were 5'2 , haole girl .
1	hot pic
0	I want some Starbucks ..
1	HAPPY MOTHERS DAY !
0	My eye's hurting 4am and cant sleep cos of it . im getting really annoyed with this now .
1	Wouldn't be able to do much anyways . Have dinosaur phone and no way to take or share pics . So what good is it ? hmmm
1	Dinner , drinks , and movies tonight with friends I've been trying to get together with for weeks ... should be a fun one
1	My kiddo's have been gone for DAYS ... I miss them ! They are coming home today though
1	just go read the first page of her tweets . itll be staring you in the face
1	haha you did a good job and i hope ur throat feels better soon ahaha
0	Worked 7-7 today now I get to wake up and do it again at 8 ! #Stoked #Not
0	yay , bronchitis !! #sarcasm #fml
0	i have an acoustic guitar but i cant play i will learn one day haha ..
0	#mother #eCards #sarcasm instagram.com/p/npdFYHnnQR/
1	Good ! We all have our vices . I never picked up smoking cigarettes so I can't imagine what its like trying to quit
1	Is watching her fav show ... " Snapped " ! T H A N K S !
0	I love staying in on Saturday nights watching movies .... By myself #Not
1	To the last parade , when the parties fade , and the choice you made .
0	yeah . But luckily I don't have to see the second booklet . Doing the short course
0	i'm so fucking pathetic . it's been one night and i already miss him what am i going to do when he's away for a week ?
0	feels like she's never going to have a good back again
1	Vacation starts in one week !!! Can't wait
1	IM FOLLOWING YOU !
1	well i jus dunno wat to say to u ... but 1 thing's for sure u rnt crazy ....
1	Temmence ! I dunno how to do the blahblah on twitterberry ! Help .
1	Do you reckon this would work twitter ? x
0	still sick ..... on the way to class ...... trying to manage ...
0	Going to attempt a PB 1.5 record tomorrow , that should be fun #not
0	umm yhh well i noe i flopped science GRR LOL buh english went okay i think thanx u ?
1	only have 168 followers ! Show her some love . Lets get it higher
0	My dad is such a riveting person to converse with #not
1	- I want one too ! Desi has g8 ( nevermind creative ) taste
1	Catface he's got a big cat's face he's got the body of a cat and the face of a cat and he flies through the air ' cos he's got a cat face
0	Everything reminds me of you
1	bought more books , big surprise !
0	You're about as genuine as a used car salesman .
0	I hate busy weekends !
1	So now I really need to go to bed because I have to be up for work in 6 hours ! Good night ya'll
1	I am feeling better today , honey ; thanks ! Did'ja get all your supplies ?
1	Okay going off now ... see ya when I see ya !
0	My long weekend is a write off because I'm sick 8 <
0	cry ?
1	What a stupid way to leave primeval =( i mean - ugh !! Although it has now put me in the mood to watch Jurassic Park yay !!
1	Instagram is where the people you know act like they rarely know you & the people you don't know you fill you with love .. #irony
0	sorry ...
0	missing you already learnt a lesson while driving down today ! Will tell you next time I ring you xxxx
1	mrskutcher & aplusk you two are to funny !
0	He's spent all this week accusing Smolinski of cheating as well . #irony
1	The initial code for my lexical analyzer in ! python is up at , Do comment
0	no phone call yet .. 20 minutes until I pluck up the courage . I WISH MY PHONE WOULD RING
0	Hey #r_city my sound is broke i wish i could hear u Do work !!! ( R City presents ... " Right About NOW!' live > )
0	I never admit or deny anything it makes me more interesting . #Sarcasm
1	haha well i was a loner at lunch cos my buddies were at squash ahaha
0	RT : Because he's soft . #irony
0	love the seven hour time difference from america to egypt #not
1	Another day at the office !! Lookin ' forward for the weeken !
0	I really love when people get the same tattoo as me in the same spot #realnice #not
0	Wish I could go back to sleep . Still tired
1	Thanx . Keep doing that hehe
0	omg really ?!!! I hasn't noticed ! #sarcasm
0	Thank God for commercials ! #sarcasm >:/
1	lol at gen x's epic fail on champagne tower
1	Could it be considered an act of domestic terrorism to be opposed to alternative energy sources ? Just thinking .
1	& hunny ... u don't have to be " sorry " ... you're a luv ! Thank you
0	ahhhh !!! i was there ! lol .. i wish i could have chucked my shirt up for you to sign but i was little to far back .. i wanna go again
0	I can be tacky and clingy #not physically clingy tho
0	Wish I could repeat last night over and over again #sarcasm
1	Thanks for the #tweetsista luv . Needed it today ! Blessings to you !
1	just chillin here at home . goin to mason's bball game l8r . I <3 HIM !!!! lol . can't wait lol . and happy bday to his mama shellie
0	I wake up feeling like crap and I find out that Maya Angelou passed away today ... well today is just dandy #sarcasm #HappyWednesday
1	I hope not just me and
0	Isn't it the best when your hangover hits you at 1pm ? #not #psych #owmyhead
1	do it , ya no ya wanna i would haha
1	finished !... think ima call it ' ma dream ' myt post it tomorrow .... well gud nyt i gotta go dream !
0	is going to church , seeing Star Trek with her parents , then back to Bloomington tonight
0	i need some more Cosmos Popcorn . I ate it all .
0	Rehearsen littleshop at the moment . Dont going brilliantly and show in 3 days .
1	Hi JC ! maybe a lot of ATTs are out for the night ... or maybe they are sleeping already ... here , it's only afternoon ...
0	I absolutely love when theres a suddenlink commercial on and the cable messes up . Way to go suddenlink . Great job #not #sarcastic
1	ABSOLUTELY !!!!! LOVE this reminder !!!
0	Tonight some Aishwarya fans must be too happy because their favorite Sushmita Sen is on #CNWK ! \n #Sarcasm & #Truth
0	And my senior pictures are going to suck because my mom is ignoring what i want and is just doing what she wants
1	is getting ready to go out
1	hmm , I should be sleeping but I'm making some awesome CD mixes
1	Already downloading it .
0	in the kitchen playin on the playstation but got boreddd :-| What can i dooo
0	i've noticed this also . Making me feel left out .
1	At the house enjoying a Sunday with the family . HaVe FaItH
1	heading down there in a bit to pick mine up
1	Now in a pubs beer garden with a nice cold beer . Exactly what I need
0	oh gees . back to work . boo
1	I'm enjoying the love coming from Greece ( which reminds me to take that picture ... )
0	Why isn't my phone ringing at all . miss you man . -
0	I'm so cold
1	Hello my beloved I just got back from my Chem class too English here we comeee
0	Friendly reminder : If the word PUSH is visible on a door . You should do as it says . Doing otherwise could result in extreme embarrassment
0	I literally was in such a good sleep for ten minutes .. Then Luke decided to scare me to wake him up .. I should have punched him in the face ?
0	ouchy , my head hurts ... no fair .
0	congrats you attend college #onlyatbu #sarcasm #oooooops
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0	RT : Being ignored is just the best feeling ever ....! #not
0	* sniff * looks like my Nintendo Wii has to be sent away , none of the controllers will work anymore So annoying as well ! Grrr
0	He has a secret ladies and gentlemen . Well isn't that a surprise ? #Not !
0	has to boil water for his coffee ' cuz he's out of filters .
0	this link doesnt work !!
0	I have a garage sale going on right beside me & 2 little girls on a scooter circling my place over & over ! #peaceful #not
0	Heey finishing examsss lameeeee but summer is here woot woot !!! :]
1	Might be a good idea to chat with a few profs about reference letters , though I think you have some time yet .
0	How do you get iMovie 6.0 ?! I neeeeeed it
0	good job guys now there is no way in hell Michelle will let me get a bike
0	WAIIIT ! I forgot about zee script . :| JABBAJABBA . :|
1	hey laura !! THANK YOU SO MUCH !! you're the sweetest ! i'm so glAd you like them ! that makes me happy YOU " RE AMAZING
0	Mom : " I have to put my contacts in before I can use my glasses . " Me : " What ?! " Mom : " I know , it makes no sense . " #truth #irony
1	Dinner and date walk was really nice .
1	i don't use this as often as i should . watching spongebob !
0	god i dnt wanna know if she is or isn't
0	Have just met the gayest man alive and the thinnest woman alive - still not bought any toys yet
1	In History Classs . With Kat and Megs ,
0	hello tweeps ! haven't update since afternoon too busy ? haha
0	This weekend has been fucking fantastic . #sarcasm
1	Awww you're very kind I'm just chuffed people are reading it !
0	I love when I can see Brandon typing and then he doesn't text me back .... #not
0	It's getting light outside and the birds are Singin I'm Layin here wide awake with fuckin back pain
1	LOL tis my life sequence . I make the time to take care of me and guard it most vigilantly !
1	Thanks a lot Activated Akismet so will see how that goes .
0	Looking for some money for a 5DmkII
0	I wish I could afford the $15 a month for #squarespace All I have is a domain and no site
1	Ticketmaster have emailed me the times of the acts for Saturday can't wait . Free Peace , Twisted Wheel , The Enemy , Kasabian and Oasis
1	Chuck's got a date ! And first ever AWESOME ! line . Jet playing in the background . #Chuckmemondays
0	So when I actually decide to start studying bio I can't #ohwell #sucks #not really
1	hi i cant find ur song by limewire how can i get ur song ? thx b4
1	I was so looking forward to Rehv's story . I heart Zadist
1	it's the DEPRESSED Persian Tow Truck Driver
1	Eeep !!! I got best supporting actress award ! and photo historian !
1	I just saw Blazing Saddles for the first time back in January .... sad world ... But as of right now , Netflix is my friend
1	having some reallly random moments
1	well my birthday is 4 days away so HA . Your CD = Happy birthday , Sara !
0	Suspected norovirus strikes CDC office , dozens sickened - goo.gl/alerts/UxaQ #irony
1	lol today i got the um ... Math and Science ... BUT IMMA SLAM FAIL BOTH OF EM !!...... But tryin iz wat kount u feel me lol
1	???? ?? ???? ??? ???????
1	the all-american rejects
0	She's so ugly #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/A6X8aOGMaS
0	I love seeing cops texting while driving . How about I pull you over ? #irony
0	Maybe I should stop staying up until 4am ... especially on nights before rather large assignments are due .
0	Oh good day good day . What a wonderful day . So happy happy are the thoughts . #sarcastictweet
1	aw lol . i'm just sorting some pics
0	Off work for the day .. it was a good one . Relaxing with a good book in the shade . I think my pug has a chest cold .. sounds asthmatic
0	A little bit behind .... Thanks #lists #irony #thanks pic.twitter.com/4fGkX6buqB
0	I feel you I don't want to move .
0	Whoever said anything is possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door . #sarcasm
0	Im so tireed ! aagh
0	i thought twhirl was ... okay . but , you have to remember to start it manually . i give up on all extensions though
0	just found out David Eddings died RIP
0	Love decisions are definitely the toughest
0	I've got like a 1/5 of my thank yous done and it's been a week and four days since my party . You could say I'm on top of it . #NOT #HelpMe
0	I needa word , a phrase please i am not good at all , i am so unhappy ...
0	Lmao me getting the flu on my final days of high school .. gotta love it #not
0	" : Wow you're really getting people to like you with that tweet #Not " me nxt time shay
1	I follow because she always has something interesting to tweet ! #FollowFriday
1	working lady
1	At my cousin crib .... just farted and I blew up the spot hahahah
0	I missed 11:11 . Damn
0	I stepped out to get something to eat . Who won the Wee-LC match ? I really wanna know ! #Sarcasm #ExtremeRules
1	chicong is indeed Brugs for Witloof Hey , you lived here long enough LOL - enjoyxx
1	I love Red Kelley's lemon myrtle salad dressing , I really do
0	I'm glad our friendship means so much to you . #not #overit
0	So glad I can't run that 5k that I paid for ... #not
0	Lol are you heading home now ? :] ENVY PRIDE <3
0	RT : Oh yeah , for sure ! #sarcasm ;)
1	aaw , that's not nice =/ haha I embarresed myself today
0	Yeah because when I ask for you to call I wanna listen to you and your friend play video games #not #whatareweanymore
1	back home with 2 cycles and bellies full of Paradise Biriyani
1	this is me in my real life like it ?
0	i want a pi ? ata #rove
1	Partying Fest all day !
1	Ughh . They didn't give me a diet cherry . So i had eric get me one .
1	thanks for the heads up , ur absolutely right .. will do
0	you said sayin ' sweetiecakes was gay like , bad gay . not like gay happy gay lol .
1	just woke up .. still sleepy .. not enuf sleep
1	Good day today . I think I will finally be able to eat some kimchi .
1	D'aw . I'm not that mean
0	I'm shocked and disappointed ... what can I say .....
1	yo ! Im about to go to orthodontist ! wish me luck ! have a nice hair cut ! LOL ! love youuuu
1	I've thinkin on the new tittle , it could be " The Profecy " " The LAst REvolution " " Time to Awake " or something like that
0	Worst hangover on the planet , literally feel like death running back and forth to the bathroom #not happy
0	RT : Police ask fr verificatn of identity of Aam Admi tenants & police commissioner gives flat to pimps to run sex racket . #Irony …
1	hahah ! At the age of 13 I just got asked if I drive ! I guess I really do look tall .
1	Adventureland was a sweet funny charming film . I highly recommend it to EVERYONE
1	i want another tattoo . and i only hit the " legal with parental consent " age 6 days ago . D: ?
1	why r u so multi-talented ?? You could do everything sing great dance act iceskate loll everythingg ilu
0	Awesome blog . And about the SX70 . I found a D320 , no film though
0	#dreamhost is f'n slow today . I am on penguin server . seems it's down every other day .
1	Sorry , miss read that , did you say you couldn't fit your arse in the Brixton Lido ha ha
1	Loves when you follow back
1	Erm norway we can 5th Though
1	Ohh and waiting see mii smile
1	New 1rm deadlift pb , 130kg at 80kg , after a set of squats and 2 dead sets . bodyweight would be good
1	dude im a film student the chances of me making it are like a zillion to one , im sure you'd make a great model
0	&& I Left Him He Went To Werk At 6:30 am
1	Well all of my Tweep Friends ...... I am off to visit my pillow .... hopefully I will be able to sleep ....... Be Good to Each Other ... g'nite
1	lmao ! I'm glad I'm not the only one
1	Bing.com - will it change the face of search as we know it ? I'm not entirely sure , but it still seems worth looking into
1	My remix of Jasper Veenman's Frozen River is released today on Patchy Recordings
1	makes the top 100 ! & slip into obscurity
1	hey twitterbugz ! jus checkin n 2 say im doing great on this beautiful friday evening ! hope all is well .
1	Going to play soccer with the sbux crew . Dragged jordan along
0	fuck one of our apple laptops went dead FUCK ! graphics pics and files gone .... -Cesart
1	LOL i know i'm a dork how are u ? recovered from gaga yet ?
1	when i went out on the boat living in FL , we yelled " baywatch " & everyone would jump out the boat wherever & swim back
1	Update 12 days until wedding . .....
1	Hanging with the girls
0	My most precious dog has catarata
0	here's a thought .. would Adrian record Tony & Evelyn infidelity like he recorded others ? I highly doubt it . #irony #DeviousMaids
1	I want some grape juice .
0	exactly how I wanted to spend my Saturday , on a train for 12 hours #not
1	selena gomez is soooo cute !!!! i like her .
1	No golf this evening . Hanging out in the new place til downtown later . First weekend with the new roomy in the new place
1	He certainly gives good interview
0	Do they have boxes or stream ? I mean it doesn't matter if they don't . #sarcasm
0	“ : #Not #Your #Birthday #BGTlive ” I feel like this is tweeting for some reason
1	Love your twitter name
1	seriously . stick to your strengths .
0	Cast on tomorrow YAY #sarcasm took the docs long enough
0	If the shoe fits ... Joe Arpaio Insulted in ' Incendiary ' Chicago Public School Test Question on Immigration shar.es/VNi4e #irony
0	final exams
1	Getting my car fixed from an accident
1	Received my membership certificate and badge from the cloud appreciation society
1	plenty of time , bb ! Here's the link
0	I love listening to you disrespect a really good teacher all hour . #not
1	thank you she is so beautiful <3
1	you up for some online burnout later ??? Drop me a note on psn
0	It's Monday ! But at least a nice-ish Monday , weatherwise . Maybe . You ?
0	can you change the delivery address before it ships ??? Thats awful , I want mine too
1	thanks for the support i'm still going to request a grade change .
0	yeah going out and getting steaming the night before an 8am start and 9 hour shift is a fucking excellent idea #not #roughasabadger
1	The Royal Ballet's Marianela Nunez and Carlos Acosta doing La Fille mal Gardee is really good . I loved it
0	haha yeah .. that would have been a tough one to explain #safedriver #not
1	I'm debating on staying in bed all day long and listening to this rain . I loveee it
0	do you ever feel like you're not good enough for someone so you literally just give up
1	I would like to invite all followers to join the group I manage Please say you were invited at Twitter .
1	SPB Mobile Shell 3.0 rocks . Period . Anyone with a Windows Mobile phone should go check it out
1	A great 1 and 2 this weekend for UK riders well done Peat and about 1 hour ago
1	Thank youuu you're the best , just sent you my addy ... I'm so excited !
0	another weekend another family get together . joy
1	cudn't u guess it by now .....! i am a new Twilight crazy love ITS THE BEST BOOK I HAVE EVER READ !!
0	- Come and enjoy the sunshine - I need cheering up today
0	you have not had any work done to your dial have you . #sarcasm
1	I've finally downloaded Season 1 of The Wire
1	what a pretty day going out to play
1	Marvin Gaye , Stevie Wonder , anything Motown , James Brown , The Roots , Erykah Badu , Mos Def , some French artists too ... and you ?
0	It's a shame that I work this morning and can't watch the whole Burn Notice marathon
0	I'm the oldest thing in #Revelstoke's wonderful #ModernBakery ... there's your #Irony for the day .
1	I'm craving my fave comfort food : ' s infamous mac & cheese . But grilled cheese & tomato soup is sufficing alright
1	haha i'm also often confused when i read entries about sleeping . and i'm all like : " HUH ? we're having noon rn "
1	Larry !! Did you get my fb msg ??? lol write back hunny !!
0	2 work , thought she should make as much $$$ as Alan Alda on M*A*S*H #irony
1	... and your youtube videos . haha you're awesome- keep it up !
1	RT : The ignorant flea on America's back .... #LOLGOP #Veterans #WomensHealth #TeaParty #PJNET #Zombies #Irony #IRS #My2K : /…
1	exactly I poured out some liquor for ' em tonight LOL
0	" Why'd you block me . " \nObviously because I think you're great . #sarcasm
0	I love it when my TV cuts off the score for the Kings/Hawks game #not #firstworldproblems
1	Received a really nice purse from my parents for my birthday . It's identical to my mom's .
0	my twitter POPPIN for once .... only cause im talkin 2 my sis and cuzo lmfao ... thats sad haha
0	.. im watching CMT and theres no sound but your rap was cool .. althoughi couldnt hear it ... sounds back !
0	Loosing everyone is the best feeling in the world . #not
0	-- sawa kay charice pempengco .
1	i love my best friends , <3 .
0	RT : Lol people who complain about people who are complaining #irony
0	not good ... are you ok ? need a hug ?
0	Every NBA exec is now dying to get this guy in their locker room . #Not #kidz
1	Back to Cleveland for a few days
1	I am using bumptop , having fun
1	: After that joke , you are invited to the next passover
1	sam threw the iphone into leftover tea . it complained about the " accessory " and switched to airplane mode . had to unplug the tea
1	Thinks that little junior high girls are so cute when they walk together , especially in their church dresses
0	Feeling a little low . Laptop vs . Futon ... Futon wins .
0	Leaving my favorite place cincinnati
0	more shout outs ?! damn
0	i SOOOOOO wanted Labron an nem 2go to the finals & beat up on Kobe an nem .. dammit . go magic .....
0	now has to go to bed alone .
0	RT : Me : " You can pick from the red , yellow , or blue bin . " \nKid : " Blue . " \n #ThatWasHelpful #Not #CECProbs
1	Another great F1 race this morning Congrats to Vettel and Red Bull . Also well done to Adrian Newey : 3 cars he designed in the top 8 today
1	I love jesse manivong . Goodnight twatter
0	#atlanta #bicycle #criticalmass #irony you serious ! Your kidding me right !
1	aah the wonders of photoshop
0	Righto big day today . Got a todo list that is so long I can't see the end of it ! Let's start with this asset audit . Counting is fun
1	this one is really close and longer
0	Me too !! I wonder which couple gets him ? He needs to come back as a regular choreographer for the show #SYTYCD
1	lol so reply to miss tiger ... HELLL YEA im stalkin ya ! lol no im kiddin .. yep we found each other again ! lol ps .... i LOST word battle ! DAM !
0	3 Full days at uni this week . Soo looking forward to it . #Sarcasm
1	Just about to have a lovely home made Sunday dinner
1	wireless bio-radar has definately peaked my interest now
1	I'm gonna be in and out a bit today ... I will be checking in often , but please feel free to chat amongst yourselves , too #twintuesday
0	Pay attention , Donald Sterling is turning the race hustle game on its head . #irony #2billion #clippers
0	had a dream I was grocery shopping and couldn't find potatoes ... like oh cool #sweetdream #not
0	Sitting in bed watching my friends play candy crush . This is the life . #not
0	. NotGayDalek Have you checked the Hate March program ? This group is the entertainment : #irony does a 360 .
1	Seemed that way at that show at purdue , too . I thought that would get you to tune in . Download the desktop app , too .
0	next week is going to be hell . today i watched Let The Right One In and it was AMAZING , highly recommended , now i'm studying
1	is in a House music mood ... -> There are only 18 days left :O
1	hi Debbs !
0	Ulduar raid got cancelled tonight , pisses me off a bit since i've been a little hyped about finally getting some progress done
1	no but several crappy ones that are fun to watch and make fun of though re :
1	Back from the baseball game . Trump owns RAW ? I REALLY need to watch RAW to find out what happened . I feel so lost . Had fun tonight
1	Slept super late haha , passed my G.E.D.
0	Not exactly the ten year plan I had hoped for , but while we're on the subject some bitch who wears sky blue and lavender is going to try to
1	' lunch'ed out and walked to the office . drenched in sweat now .
0	wats the answer to my phobia of skin cancer I guess I need to go to the doctor or learn to play soccer #not #bball4ever #skilledpoet
0	The mac is gone
0	Taking my lunch now really made that first six hours fly by . #sarcasm
1	Good stuff last night guys ! The album is gooood .... time for the new Placebo album now though
1	Ive finally managed to get back into the house happy happy
0	Good to see a school giving into corporation love !!! #lol #irony
0	Work revision work work revision work revision work #lovinglife #not
0	Best thing about you is how you can ignore me basically all day #sarcasm
1	Wow is my hero !
1	3 places away from my 2nd final table in a row I love Poker !!!
0	haaahaaa :p Moe , u jus wnt be able 2 pull it it 0ff like that guy #hotguy #NOT
1	Eep ! I haven't said anything for 4 days . WOW . But I have been a little occupied . And our production is finally over . yay .
0	OMG I am so embarrassed . I specifically said not to put all that on there . Its great I have a novel as my senior bio in the paper . #not
0	Homework ! 3 papers I've been writing for 3 weeks due in 1 week now I am the BIGGEST procratinator ... I work well under pressure
1	home having lunch with GRIND movie !
1	OK , that IS something I srsly need 2 do ... but ive books on Buddhism which sound similar . Prhaps I cn borrow my friends ...!
1	no , no I've been chair since February
1	i hope the focus is better then the other day
0	Gadz I'm gonna need to get up about half 5 the morra wid burst ye !
0	Today has been so eventful that I'm still in my glasses #not #bored
0	Morning ! Was meant to be watching my friends do the Race for Life today but still feeling ill
0	Out for my friend birthday with and we love sketchers #not
1	OMG the problem video is amazing #why #am #i #not
0	I love how my family is such sweethearts #NOT #GladYouGuysAreAssholes
1	#followfriday these awesome twits . if i like them , you will too !
0	Joey Barton ruins a great anti-UKIP point by making a sexist comment . #irony #BBCQT
0	The crowd doing the wave in the background should make him feel a bit better . #not #mexecu
1	Blackberry's back ! Tay's baby shower , then up to Anthonys . Work in the morning .
0	wow XXO looks fun , but not for me ! but maybe for you ;-)
1	- its a youth leadership development organization starting with high school sophomores .
1	Have moved on to SG-1 to combat previous post . Huzzah for the new
1	Watching the MTV Movie Awards .
0	LOVE the Album ! Got it on iTunes however the Digital content doesn't work when I click it
1	like the line from * Airplane * " It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts " . Fellow parent sympathies
1	I want to get committed back into the Asylum now
0	That totally made me feel great about myself . #sarcasm
0	home now ... no work anymore somehow happy that this was my last day ...
1	Ohhhh Annoying !!
0	Thanks .
0	I hear you ... thinking that I'm going to have to take a year off form Burning Man for that very reason
1	is ready for a great weekend !
1	I know , thx But I'll be ok .
0	Another wave of spam on my Google Apps account
1	turn on the mtv brasil at 21h30 , it's going to pass your interview
0	Being sick sure is fun .. #sarcasm
0	me either I had a cold too , fucking weather ??
1	Amen to that ! And now to look at Kimi catching up on the lead pack . He has a faster car than most in front of him #F1
1	haha if you could see my couch without it's covers . Embarassing .
1	lol . I've did all my cleaning and stuff this morning
0	How can I get told off for not getting certain items , when my dad didn't put them on the shopping list !!! #not #psychic #dude
0	I love sitting in traffic in a parking garage . LOVE IT . #sarcasm
0	R u getting yours ?? I'm still not .... and yes ... with Verizon
1	Just left the mountains
1	As for the dispute part , guess CNA would still have the most extensive coverage . #awaresg
0	Long weekend almost over
0	not enough people to raid ulduar tonight
1	I want an apple .
1	i won 30 free txts to other optus prepaid mobiles . who is one of those people ? i can txt to you for free
1	Thanks girl
0	uses Netflix's non-existence and it's 30,000 illegal users as a showcase for NZ's thriving digital economy . #irony #internetparty
1	Rescue Me ( via )THANKS
0	bagged my mother's groceries incorrectly so naturally i'm being treated like satin ....... ' living at home would be so fun ' i once said #not
1	Nice
0	Wtf !! So many people taking selfies !!! What's it like to be so perfect ? #NOT ! No wonder yous are all single fs !
0	Okay .. i'm about to go to bed .. see yah !.. tomorrow isn't a big day for me ..
1	Thank you
0	LA , why so hot ?
1	made breakfast for the madre . Showering up . Lunch at Carraba's later . Makin ' dinner too . tired . Came up with name for my game .
1	Honey - men suck . Well , MOST men suck . Hang in there
0	Today is a great day because I'm finally done with Spanish nice to know ya #Not
1	listening to lovesongs
1	? boy ! that was totally right ! pleasure to follow you !
1	i read up in a magazine it helps soothe the burn !!!
0	stop rubbing it in
1	stuffed to the top of my head with home cooking . i sure am glad to be back for the summer !
1	No responsibilities except work right now . Life feels good .
1	I couldnt agree with you more !
1	thanks again and that I will .... I gotta get out this afternoon and get me some toys to play with .
1	My dad literally worships Italians , it's hilarious . If some piece of jewelery , clothing , equipment etc is Italian , he's already convinced .
1	I'm working on finding you some accommodation . Can't promise anything , but we'll give it a shot . Stress less .
0	i reaallly dont want susan to win .. #bgt
1	is actually sick of exams , but is pleased that twitter finally let her upload a picture
1	zdnet uk " Adobe launches competitor to Google Docs " by Tom Espiner ... always hard to read yourself quoted
0	Has got to go to the dentist today ......
1	Good morning !! & What a beautiful one it is !!
0	I'll sneak in the queue :o I'm not a good planner I've decided
1	Wee everything is better when its free dude this place is Fucking huge !
1	Yippie !!! Great , make's you feel good too , bit of sun Have fun in it x
1	just got home from workk not doing anything for the rest of the day callll me .
1	: I am hoping it gets to the 80s ( F ) soon here ! Today has been better than the last 2-3 days , but .... still needs improvement
1	Yes it has !!!!! PLLLLEEEAASSSEEEEE !!!!! I'll be your best friend
1	: Am all good , what's the latest ?
0	has a sick little boy Just in time for his birthday .
1	away to sunbathe for hours and hours summer is FINALLY here and i love it !
1	... and im tryin to finish up narnia ..
1	IHU , English coursework . ILU , Tilly and the Wall .
0	Funny you call me a whore for talking to a girl and your hanging out with an alcoholic and he smokes . Yup real winner #not
0	Yeah I know . I miss Trevor Lock aswell . No idea what he's doing now x
0	Daughter got off school bus complaining of ear ache . We are at dr , nurse is loaded w/personality . #not telling us the room she only pointed
0	Apple Store today .. Another replacement , let's go .
1	Doing chores around the house . I should also probably start my sculpture critique ; but you know how I love to procrastinate !
1	with and learning this damn cup beat ! it's sick as fuckkk
1	read your blog , good job ps- my mom is also bipolar
1	Ah ! Just remembered some ( hopefully good ) news is coming ( hopefully soon ) from someone I know ... once again may the * happydance * commence
0	like I said other day he whines like a bitch !! Dishes it but can't take it/// “ : #irony pic.twitter.com/FHPLUn06Tb”
0	That moment ur enjoying ur burger after you would have requested it specific ... #NOT I FOUND PICKLES U BITCH !!
0	Our attempted party failed when the flight attendant tried to get us drunk on jack's safe at sfo , can't wait to see bobs and PE !
0	Having to run to the train first thing in the morning is a great way to start the day #not
1	Everyday is good a good day listening to Plans .. " Different names for the same thing " ...
1	we did a showing of rapestove at the hackerspace meeting this past tuesday .
1	Right people , Im back . 12hrs of mind numbing IT work ahead ... y'all better bring it !
0	well ill think of you working while I'm tucked up in bed #not
0	My last tweet of the night goodnight twitterers
1	oh man not much beats that , delish ! they really need to deliver but freshness might be at risk during transit time .
1	I love German women ! Classy , Beautiful , Eligant ...
1	talking about pain , I always remember what Drummond ( brazilian writer ) wrote : " pain is inevitable , suffering is optional " .
0	Thanks for the spoiler dude ... Since wie dub every series we are like one season behind you guys in the states .
0	PMS ? i am MS-ing . Pretty awesome feeling to have a volcano erupting in you , unleashing all its craziness madness anger etcetc
0	why am i alot sicker today than i was yesterday ? if i was this sick yesterday i wudda been able to miss school . . .
1	cool i'm a following them all ... teach me oh wise one , i'm still not getting twitter ...
1	Pleased i get Tom back for a little bit
0	Oh come on !!! You get next week off and I get next week full of exams !
0	now when i golf I'm going to be paranoid cause of you thanks #not
0	I like the #Sarcasm in your post ! but the incident isn't religion related ! \n\nJust barbaric people still living in the stone a
1	4957923 number for rick about the door
1	Why thank you . I love it too
0	Omg mav has got #pinterest before you know it he will have fb & twitter ..... #not #hatesanythingtodowithsocialnetwork
0	This makes me feel soooo good about myself #not
0	It's very difficult to convince yourself to go to the gym when you're working 11+ hours days .
0	Another Call of Duty #FuckingGreat #Sarcasm
1	oohhhh that gives me an idea lol im joking looks like u do care lol
0	y'all look about as sober as you did on St. Paddys
0	Love how the NBA can get new teams in the NBA Finals every year ! #not
0	Telemarketer calls me , asks me how I am today , I respond to him , fantastic ! He goes and hangs up !! What's the world coming to ! #lol #sarcasm
1	ssooooo happy cuz teddy stopped by just to bring me pan dulce
0	that's very sad
1	i can imagine it was a pretty wicked day havent had the chance to see him live yet , but i will , one day !!
1	about to eat !
1	I am outta here ! Off to DC for some family graduations . Have a great weekend , everyone !
1	She's his sister ...
1	Only ordered my copy yesterday ; should arrive in a few days . Cast commentaries on Dwarf DVDs are always good value ...
0	gig tonight cancelled - turns out the " double booking error " that meant I wasn't gigging last Saturday has happened again . Same Booker
0	Waiting for my hubby to get home so I can get some shut eye . Otherwise Ill be up worrying til he gets home
0	yes , I was busy , but would have put an hour aside FOR YOU ! gosh , I feel like a heel , really do !
1	Why YES xx
0	Funny you say you dont trust me but that is only cause I was a little to honest with you #irony
0	Throwing up at 3:43 in the morning is just where I saw myself when I crawled into bad last night . #not
0	feel like crying now ... the deadline is by noon
0	It's not half as gratifying as masking my true thoughts on life , love , success and relationships under carefully chosen words . #irony
0	school is so empty
1	- you can never have too much Hello Kitty I WANT MOOORE !
1	chelsea lately then ( bed ] day with thee sister tomorrow !
0	Hours in traffic in #LosAngeles - I had to laugh at the ' anti gridlock zone ' sign :-) #irony #lovingIt pic.twitter.com/1vkDoq8iP3
0	baaaby . call my mom's phone . I think I called your gma's house but no one answered
0	My fault for having exams tomorrow #mybad #sarcasm
0	im still devastated about manchester united losing the UCL final
1	morning all hope everyone is well
0	Knitting needle in my foot was a nice end to my night . \n #not
1	Only a week till The Sims 3 comes out !!! Going to buy a new laptop to run it smoothly
1	omg Rosa plays Lynn and Marlene is played by Suki like literally they're so pretty
0	Louise Bours says Piers Morgan as a journalist " twists and spins " the facts . So says a former actor-turned-UKIP MEP #BBCQT #irony
0	Then I do read over the chapter and I get an A how crazy is it that doing my work actually works !? #sarcasm
1	Very irritatingly nobody is following me . That I cannot understand . Also I bought new swimwear today ! Three cheers
1	#BGT ... aww , i like Susan Boyles ' cat
1	Ready for a new day !
1	I had a feeling you would like this one ! Amazing what can be done with existing structures that have good bones ( so to speak ) .
0	Just saw woman drag her child that clearly doesn't know how to walk yet #parenting done right ! #not
1	is in mandeville with hayley for the weekend
1	Virgo til the death
0	I only have an iphone so I can't get the " official " Lebron app on the Samsung Galaxy . This truly is the saddest day . #sarcasm
1	haha whats yfrog ?
0	I want to sit in the sun rather than spend 4 hours on trains .
1	tiredtiredtired . playing tomorrow and hopefully watching fc
1	She was incredibly magnanimous last night . I was pleased for Diversity they were great
1	enjoyed some of the sunny weather . I love living in so cal
0	I love coming home and having my step mom bitch at my dad when he was in a perfectly good mood . #Awesome #Not
0	i just got home . i sold my truck , i miss it already
0	I know ... I'm like O-M-G lol . YAY Sonny with a chance is on now ! and omg the JB 3D experience isn't on the cinemas anymore !
0	looks like it was just waiting for me to leave
0	Wants Jeff Dunhams DVD's
0	sometimes you just have those , " I feel shity " kind of days ....
1	? From good to the best ?? by John Collins . He is cool
0	eating black beans and rice for breakfast because it's my last day of high school and I don't give a hoot #Not #The #Word #I #Said #Mentally
1	dinner is done , and I made some super tasty Chocolate Haystacks for dessert . To my surprise both of the little guys liked the haystacks
0	That's very nice .. my daughters live in town and they come around only when they want something
0	YY says " AK is #1 but who will keep him in check ? " .. So basically they want a Lokpal for AAP ?? #irony
0	[-O ] of course I will ... lmbo ( I wish I was talking to Thomas ) his b-day is tomorrow and the c ..
0	101.4 fever . I'm livin ' the dream #sarcasm
0	So glad that certain people don't see my tweets .. #sarcasm
0	It always amazes me that as advanced as we are as a species , we are clearly not nearly advanced enough #irony
0	Nothing like homemade Mexican food from the hospital cafeteria for Cinco de Mayo ........ just like grandma used to make\n\n #sarcasm
1	I'm glad your back singer .
1	Woooo Diversity They Are AMAZING !!!!!!!!!!
0	Oh well , thanks anyway . Must have left it on the train - crap
1	its lush isnt it loves it xx
0	RT : Remember pissed off RWNJs when NoDocs Latinos
1	Making banana pudding
0	Guys , I know who Paige is . Go back and look at who my picks were tonight and you'll see I know her name . #Sarcasm
1	long expensive train journey as London fully booked . At least we discovered it today and not tomorrow
0	I'm cuddling winksy extra today in hopes that Brad will feel better ...
1	Hey Una . i love The Saturdays your fantastic i can't wait for your next new album to come out
0	Being sick and having a fever on the last weekend for me to get schoolwork done is great . #not
1	Ha ! Wireless from main house reaches all the way out to the guest house here at Edisto . I can surf the net while relaxing ! #SquareSpace
1	And no earthquake last night
0	Moral of the story ? If you want some mean head put a ring on it . HAAAH #sarcasm #nothanks
1	btw , I am so coming to the SUMMER TOUR Demi
0	I didn't see !!
0	seems that way
1	Your Seekers are patiently awaiting your tweet Please make us S.A.F.E.
1	Spinning the lawn mower around the lil ' finger .
0	Its official . I'm sickies !
1	So ready for a nap !
0	still thinking about it ... I might , it's just not working out anymore .
1	Waitin ' for the wifey to get home for her lunch break
1	Yeah , that's defnly waking-up-screaming stuff .
1	2 more lessions today then I finaly get to go home So tired and hungry , but the lunch isnt until one hour still T___T
1	Having a braai(bbq ) , drinking Rattler , listening to Bon Jovi , clear blue skies ... Lovely ! #fb
1	why not use Delicious ? they stay put in the cloud and in Firefox .. win win
1	In class tonight . 445pm-930pm . #happyhappyjoyjoy #sarcasm
0	And of course the night I want to go to bed early , I'm wide awake .... fell asleep by 11 every other night this week like a Gma tho ha ! #irony
1	yes we do ! I think you'll be fine in the 200's from what people have been saying
0	My accent's HORRIBLE
1	I was meant to pop out and do some food shopping b4 work ... guess that aint gonna happen now ! lol Thanx Semtex
0	I have a lovely start to the day with 2 reiki clients and then I'm off to see my best mate before she leaves of Oz for 9 months !
0	Don't you love it when everyone bails on you
0	why not ?
0	When people think they're good at nails , but their nails look like this ... #nailedit #sarcasm #minionnails pic.twitter.com/fpX5tMUEOW
0	Well don't you know it all . #sarcasm #urahypocrite
0	I love having so many friends who want to go see Maleficent with me ! #not
0	My heart just broke . Its not true , is it ?
0	hahaha they'll put u in quarantine hahaa and then u'll miss the south of swan festival ! noooo !
0	I should finish physics today and all I've done is 20 pages from 177 #not #in #the #mood
1	those shoes are wild . Thanks for thinking of me .
0	Last day Steel ! Rafiqui's gyros for lunch -- best in NYC . Busy afternoon planned on this dreary day .
0	I bet the juniors are having a blast with the capstone #not #itwastough
0	I took my yearbook photo earlier at school , and I don't think that it will turn out great
1	I think Bodhisattva on RB is a lot of fun . Good times . But I am not , lol .
0	Should have gone book shopping
1	sounds like a lot o'fun! take lots o'pictures LYM
0	It's supposed to get to just over 90deg in Vallejo today
1	- lucky man Ian is such a nice guy i remember the time when i asked him if i can take a picture wit ...
0	ands its curious how watching the news can bring you down
1	Just got back from the movies
1	ahh thank you i especially love the rewarding part :p x
0	Oh come on . We got a TE in the 1st round ... We're ready to win . #not #defense #parforthecourse
1	party hopping all day .
1	in my house , in my bed
1	Yvw ! my friend ! God Bless You !
0	Neither did I
1	To #accomplish #great #things , we #must #not #only #act , but also #dream , not only #plan , but also #believe . -Anatole France
0	im missing my Vegas family in a big way
0	:'( im too PuusAy to movee lol well riqht now i amm lol
0	wow you must feel so privileged ! She's super famous #Sarcasm
1	hgskfhkfhk !!! OMG , you look gorgeous in that piratey outfit ! Also , I am so jealous of your pancakes
1	The horror that is Twilight is spreading . And no , we won't like it
0	the #goap events looks great and I look forward to following it from afar , wish I could get on a plane and come .
0	... Hello my toves ! ( Twitter-loves ) - hope everyone's days is going okay !
0	Haha . I Know It !
1	think facebook's probably even better , so ++add me , please++
1	Watching goldmember
0	Taking my 120lb St. Bernard to the vet .... Did I mention she is dog aggressive and likes to attack other animals . This should be fun #not
1	Maybe it is a silent ' thank you ' . Hi Jen , you must know my friend ?
1	Grooveshark is back up in my area !
1	e para carecas ????
1	HEY !! PLEASE MITCHEL !! GIVE ME LUCK FOR MY EXAM !! MAYBE I PASS IT IF YOU GIVE ME LUCK HAHAHA REPLY PLEASE !! <3
0	There's waaaaay too many adverts on Spotify today .. it's very upsetting .
0	Good morning . Following yesterday's hang gliding with work ... great #sarcasm
1	oh yeah ?! That's good . Pierce it up !
0	It's going to be such a great night . I can already tell #Not
0	The lab informs me the logic board is dead as well . It is farking expensive to replace . I don't know what to do . #MyPowerBookG4RIP
1	im boredd ( N ) nippin into town afterr
1	Unless I am free from the immense weight of contradiction , I have no relationship with with courage #Irony
0	Hahaha- I have that problem sometimes , too . Not fun .
1	Epic deflection . Hope all is well , bud .
0	damn ....
1	ohhH !!! and ps #2 ... I DO NOT HAVE KIDS lol
0	Just relaxing ... getting bored and hating the summer heat ..
1	I know !
0	i need a iPhone 3G S too !!
1	didn't know they had um til u said something ... They will be on the list !
0	how's sims3 ?! I wanna get it but my laptop sucks
1	* squeaky voice * i love you too wifey , your welcome and i promise that my next event will be the bees legs
1	w00t I got a 94 the teacher liked what I said in the forum but scolded me for slacking on the subject I need to step it up
1	woooooow she got it ! yes Trey Songz(@SongzYuuup)'s smile makes me melt
0	how ironic would it be to die in the living room ? #irony #ironic #quote
0	The amount of questions I'm getting on ask is ridiculous . #not
1	yeah ! I haven't seen that movie in ages ..
1	yeeun .. i missed yu twitter update . Update more often . and cant wait to see those photos . Advance happy birthday , dear .
0	Oh , I love sneezing . #allergies #sarcasm
0	I thought he was funny .
0	shxt im skool ; & mad its monday
0	May the 4th be with you ??? I just don't get it !!! #Sarcasm #ImNotANerd #Jokes
1	trying out tweetdeck , still not too sure about it , but it seems to be growing on me ... outside getting some work done and enjoying the sun
0	phone is off b/c i didn't send the old one in the mail in time what am i gonna do without it ... craaaap
0	Love how my boyfriend is going golfing with my dad while I'm at work all day #theyloveme #not
1	you need to upload a photo that is relatively small Hiya !!!
0	Has had enough with People , Not naming , ( KELLY ) Bullying Me !!!!
1	Another hommage to Friday ?
1	thanks I'll be 28 in november
0	No sleep , no one to talk to , got stung by a few wasps already ! It's gonna be a great day ! #not !!!
1	I know where you're coming from , must get stuff done today ! You have a nice weekend too !
0	It makes me sad that it's now acceptable that I get sent notice of a relatives death via txt message .
1	Working until 7 .. and then going with the boys to get our cierra tatts !
0	Jessie missed our exit and now we're headed south again lol .. I get up in less than five hours
0	GOP thought leaders manipulate science for profit - no wonder not welcome where science is revered #irony
0	just finished a morning 4-miler ... not too shabby although it looks like rain is coming work time ...
1	lol nice . well i won a comp over the radio because they thought i was miley cyrus and i went to america i sound like her2
0	Not getting anything this year . Missing a lot of work because of the crash , so feeling the $$ pinch . #sigjeans
1	ha ... I just wasn't paying any attention
0	Never found that stupid #moth last night . I bet it will show up as soon as I put my vacuum cleaner away . #irony #ihatemoths
0	nope
1	your not the only one Andy Samberg IS a genious !
0	Learning for an exam is soo much #fun . #NOT . having a catchy tunes of makes it def not easier to concentrate !!
0	Miss my husband already .
0	Happy Father's Day to the coolest dad and to Grandpa R.I.P. Life aint been the same without you
1	IT'S COOL
1	Hi everyone !! gonna work all day long .... yeah it's ashamed ! Of course there will be tweets !!
1	- you can do it ! keep on truckin '
0	packing almost complete . not much left for next week now . going to be very strange being back home
0	WELL HENRY IS OUT OF TOWN AGAIN !
1	gym 5-6 days a week plus extra stuff when the weather is nice ... plus no more stress eating ...
1	i want play in Hannah Montana
0	Miss you
1	Penalty points for lack of vests ?
1	babysitting a.k.a. discovering the meaning of life through the eyes of a child ... can't wait for Paul to come over and help
1	Thanks heaps babe
1	IDIOTat)shut_up_mike th*nks for the follow man ( privatestudmuff ) #IDIOT
1	Goin 2 walk Brooklyn bridge 4 Grimaldis w/ even tho we just ate Shake Shack .. Apparently its gorge yourself Sunday !
0	not that i would be ignorant enough to brand someone i dont know the views of ignorant #irony
1	thanks for the #followfriday love
1	fpt com ui cup 08 , wish us luck
0	noo . sick of it all
1	At the Boardwalk .
0	don't worry . Pickles got sand booted in his face last week ! It happens
0	working for the rest of the weekend .... boo ! stop by and visit me
1	YES ! The TCA site FINALLY let me register and vote ... hehehehe
0	Because we didn't see this coming . #RAW #Sarcasm
1	Good luck ! I hope you enjoy the fruits , or meats , of your labor so to speak ! LOL !
1	The others want to burn with me ; they don't hold a candle . #metaphor #literal You definitely got that true blood
0	That's exactly what I needed to hear today .... That's just fantastic . #not
0	A van driver talks about how dangerous Bow roundabout is . What happens next will shock you : youtu.be/2GkcIwY7TsY #irony via
1	I don't know . for exmp . you said nah , hmm , Haha . you use this words at forum . I guess i'm not only person who recognize lol
1	Going to walmart to conform to the bad stereotype of suer-consumerism . Go me !
0	I want my dftba friends too claire did you change your username ?
0	Someone on his profile writes have a decency to reply hi but doesn't reply to my hi . #irony #grindrwoes #gaysarehostiletotheirown
0	Preparing for trial - starts next Tuesday . No holiday weekend for me !
1	good bye tworld
0	I just love being ignored it the best ! #sarcasm
0	Its too hot to sleep in SF
0	It uploads but gives a broken link
0	Work at 6:30 in the morning on a Sunday my favorite thing #NOT
0	- I am getting the same profile appearing as well - someone must have put together some kind of bot , damn them
1	i think im getting sick . i tried so hard not to . at least i made 96 tonight
1	cya Chester . Hope you will have a great day .
1	I can tell u have spoken . FB & Twitter are on Fire right now !! Hope ur feelin better love . have a great night ...
1	I'm eating skittles and doing a little dance . wooooo life is good
1	You need just the coding of it ? I can't do images , I''m happy to code it for a price if you want ?
0	on this long ride home
1	It's almost party time ! See you tomorrow !
0	Still recovering from the weekend . Good times ! What happened to the weather
0	So Jessie Rogers is now in the Porn Harms-Lubben camp . Nice . #sarcasm
0	RT : In protest of this travesty , I'm staging a strike . Feet up and doing nothing ! except drink beer and watch b5 ! #f …
0	When I have headphones in and I'm staring intently at my laptop it means I want to talk about why you're going to Minneapolis . #not #megabus
1	No waste-sleep after landing is an investment in the rest of your trip ! I personally enjoy travel more when not sleep-deprived .
1	Time to head to the airport and leave Cork ... bye bye , it's been great #spwc
1	i feel cool . i'm the only non asian person you're following .
1	Just enjoying the weather
1	Oh well back to the paint
1	just drew on my white doors in black eye liner . Looks pretty cool
1	anything we can do to help It is going to be 80 here today .... FINALLY ! we had frost warnings past 3 nights !
0	Learning math the night before a test ... again . What a surprise . #Not
0	" : haha oh god " \nCause you know Has the best photography skills in the world . #not
1	you drank a mocha and then went to bed ? I would be up for hours
0	Unfortunately not . They aren't answering the hotel phone !
0	The guy I punched in the face at Driver's Ed is now my driving partner ... #irony
0	So just got a letter saying that I can't receive my Mass Grant cause I go to an out of state school . #tayloru #massgrant #not
1	David , have a look at our new Sales Enablement Brochure on Tell us what you think
0	haha sounds good . I am still at work BLAH ! Other than that , not much . What cha drinking ?
1	he's wonderful !!!! He loooves me . Wont leave me alone how fun !! I loved nara .
0	thanks man . I'm so very grateful . I feel unworthy of such attention , though , because I'm in this because of myself ...
0	why does my phone have no service ?
1	Happy Mother's Day to all the beautiful Moms out there . ( I'm kind of a Mom , i think my little pup counts ! )
0	love seeing couples make out while I'm eating lunch #not
1	eyes shut . i find myself in LOVE racing the earth
1	prom dress shopping .... finally
1	Finally got some good rain yesterday ......... hopefully it'll continue so our grass won't be brown anymore
1	the Pens have a made it a heck of a series .. but Detroit is is just so deep ... Wings in 6 . look foward to the new record !
0	Of course the middle of the lane in the parking lot is the best place to have a conversation . One person in car , other standing . #sarcasm
0	Attempting to install ruby 1.9 on vista . Not so straightforward . Mongrel refuses to run w/out msvcrt-ruby18 . dll .
1	I think Rob and I did most of them during our stint in Asia
1	Have decided to book impromptu holiday ... yayyy for next week off ... blissful anticipation
1	is about to feed and water 40 rabbits by himself
0	Well , obviously they're well-versed at fact-finding . They're " media experts , " after all . #not
1	twitter on my iPod !!!
1	will consider getting a picture tomorrow
0	not sure yet , spierpijn
1	haha on constant repeat is he ? oh well ... start playing your music louder to drown the roomie out
0	Those who seem the happiest are normally the ones that hurt the most . #irony
1	Here's Fumi giving a presentation at Tokyo 2.0 she's a busy lady .
1	can u get blackberrys on prepay ?
0	Europe is laughing , the real Italy is crying
0	Look here ! Don't worry about What I'm doing !! Worry bout what your #NOT doing
0	Help me figure it out
1	Bought my ticket to SF ! #WWDC here I come
0	Perhaps , but possibly some of the petty whinging is just a reflection on how easy the lifestyle is there ? #irony
0	k i need to go .. my laptop is bout to die . but i am still doin the all nighterrr !! no matter wat !!! HAHA
0	hehehe , cool - I ran MC/Ony back at L60 but never got to BWL till I was level 70
0	FIX YOUR SHIT BEFORE YOU RELEASE IT ! GOOD JOB #NOT #FUTWC
1	That's it , you and John need to go to the Boardwalk in MD and find the young Sax playing teacher , Cheers !
0	It was an impulse buy and I have no willpower .
0	Nothing like having a panic attack out of nowhere #not
1	bicycling against the wind wasn't that bad but I hated every second
0	lol you know that milk is pretty much but not exactly the liquid for of an egg right ? They literally contain the same thing
1	lol ... well I'm not looking for sympathy from anyone , I'd rather have support . Go ahead and complain ... I do !!
0	Enjoying the fact tonight's episode of Angry Britain is already causing serious ' anger ' on Twitter . #irony
1	Had so much fun with Aaron & his fam Got me a kiss ... but not from Aaron !? : 0 From his little nephew ! hahaa . -[Carlie&&Aaron ]
1	ok now back to work have things to do
0	The cabal of the rich and powerful at #Bilderberg2014 actually have a topic called " Does privacy exist " #irony theguardian.com/world/2014/may…
0	That there is national tv material #sarcasm
0	#inaperfectworld Biggie & Pac would be alive
1	Thanks for posting the Take Your Dog info . I passed it along to my retailer networking group .
1	23 episodes of what ?
0	im well sad anyway lolz cause i wanted to go to the one in Ldn the day before my 18th but it sold out
1	Can't wait for my concert next month ! Watching Righteous Kill . Great job ! Love the baseball outfit !
1	it's another pool day !
0	Music use to be better when you needed a good live show to be awesome . now its about being awesome in social meida #irony
0	Got my old phone working . I miss my iPhone .
0	Padres come back from being down 6-0 & we lost . Breaking the streak ! still loving my padres tho
0	Oh no I'm missing a show with Gary Barlow in it . I'm absolutely gutted . #Sarcasm
1	Hey now Madison Wiscsonsin is pretty sweet and definitely deserves to be on the best places to live list
1	I'm sure he does man is amazing w how he members evry1 he comes in2 contct w . So many ppl yet he members , throws me evry time
1	love you too
1	hi Marco , always happy to see Travessia's name on the Twitter
0	westest all morning
1	It's raining in Singapore . Sleeping will be double the pleasure . Sex will be great during this time too
0	Yup like he did all season long #Sarcasm RT : LeBron is going to do bad things to the Nets .
0	i didnt ; know this d bag had your sets ! i wanted new chelsea to dream of
0	Hmmm 6 more months and I'll be 21 .
0	the absolute worst smthn abt an ex ...
1	is done with classes for her freshman year .
1	lol thats so funny i love ur momma jokes !!!
0	good thing he made it easy to know which version is correct . #not
1	Just got a pedi-mani ... OPI is the ish I swear ! Rockin this really dope blue . I dig it ! LOL !
0	oh god damn it , didn't think of that arrghhh just spent last half hour blocking bloody h0tt1e women how you ?
0	" You look better with some weight put on " okay mom , thanks for making me feel soooo much better about gaining weight #Sarcasm
1	Your app got accepted ? Wow !! That's awesome !! Mind sharing ;)
1	I'll miss my friends so much ! It's sick . Do I really want to move ??? ugh ... love you guys !
1	stop licking them ...
0	just woke up , i dont do mornings well . anyway off to the park at midday with some friends , then back home to prepare for school tomorrow
0	I love waking up from a hot dragging nap to caffeine withdrawal . #not
0	#Losing the will to live ... Laptop poorly and trying to fix it great night off #NOT
1	thats a prom song if there ever was one
1	maybe we got off on the wrong foot . lets begin again . Hiii littleburger ! Im Machinko . and you are ...? ( hehe )
1	another hot gorgeous day ! not a cloud in the sky ! love it ! wish it was like this every day !
0	Iowa State wifi coming in clutch during finals week #sarcasm
0	at my cousins house with no cousins man this is whack I miss them already just 3 days ago they was here .
0	Although I enjoyed looking like Megamind with my blue eyeshadow and French braid , I enjoyed rowing waves back and forth even more #not #done
1	Looking forward to your show tonight ! Enjoy your time in Belgium
0	ohhhhhh ! wanky wanky , wanky wanky wanky wanky warrington #not # #class
1	you're welcome
1	bought my flight ticket for July ... can't wait for my vacation
0	im so bored at home
0	Because replaying it over and over in my head makes me feel so much better about it #not
1	great ride caughlin ranch into verdi - too much fun last night made me throw up once . Anyone up for brunch ?
0	I want my OTP back
0	I need to talk to you .
0	Can not wait to go on holiday , Will miss him though
1	Lolz check out ur tatoos
1	Playing R . Les , just picked up my apt keys & on my way to work ! Happy Monday !
1	Welcome back to Twitter
0	Again staying back . After moving to new group I am almost in office for more than 10 hours ... Missing Library a lot ...
0	Spending my Saturday night in the hospital >>> #sarcasm
0	RT : Shit has hit the proverbial fan in France as Clermont have finally lost a home game after going 77 unbeaten thanks to …
1	making flash cards ... so happy rite now actually doin my homework ... sos helpin
0	I think im a funny piece of shit . When I'm really not #funny #shit #think #not #foreveralone
1	wow ur famous ! i know a celebrity
0	Goodnight Twits ... back to work after 9 days off I'm definitely not ready for this !
1	good night , have a sweet dreams
0	Oh yeah , let me not subtweet because literally every random takes it personally as if I would really be talking about them .
1	is thankful for her moo who comes to cuddle with her .
0	The Mill Run is going out of business
1	Watching House . Mos Def is guest starring .
0	The perks of working downtown during fiesta . #yeahright #sarcasm #toomuchtraffic
0	im sorry dad . your surprise cheesecake for your birthday will probably come out horrible . fu pecans syrup and water .
0	Can't wait for those French NHL referees call a fair and impartial game in Montreal tonight . #yeahright #sarcasm
1	Hi :) Good to meet in this here World of Twitter ( so to speak )
0	OK , so I'm all excited for staying up this late because w . coast twiterverse is still up and you're not saying anything
1	love the new comic girl look I always you knew you were a super hero ...
1	RT : I think its hilarious that certain folk on nat radio from FF/FG/L talk about SF policies destroying the country #lolz #irony …
1	Still waiting for that Happy Hour , missy !? What's the word ?
0	RT : It's only Monday and I'm so overwhelmed with homework already .. I can tell this week is gonna be great #sarcasm
0	- aww cutie ... you look like your gunna cry
1	helping my brother get an outfit for graduation tomorrow night .
0	is really tired
0	my arms really aching
0	When an Xbox shows those three red lights , it means it's dead and needs to be fixed for a month at Microsoft HQ .
0	so i stayed up to watch you guys on sports center and i'm seeing no jonas
1	- My cards are finished !!!!
1	ohmygoodness . NO MORE EXAMS !!!! XDXDXD Yayyayayay . now its party time
1	gots myself a job lol . lots of money xo
0	Dropped Mike off at airport this morning for his trip to Arkansas - miss him already
0	2- 7:30 shift then cleaning cocoas cage to put in new sand . i have a really fucking exciting life #not
1	The yogurt was a suggestion Probiotics for your anti-biotic tummy
0	they were and i couldn't do much about it being at my friends house prevented me from tweeting
1	Sounds like a plan- My curiousity just has to see this ! Ridiculous . I'll punch around 2 !
1	I belive it
1	Do you already have ammo ? 9mm is popular & hard 2 get . Same w/ my . 380-been looking Taurus Judge h/t 45 & 410
0	I'm shattered !
0	Arjuna Ranatunga says SL should have recalled Buttler . Same guy who arm twisted ICC and its laws to accommodate a chucker . #irony
1	writing ... in my mind .
0	Lee Ann are you planning on going to Chicago and not calling me ??
1	chatting with Alivia !
0	I love when the president interrupts and #not #iwaswatchingthat
1	ur so pretty follow me
0	I hope to one day have enough money to destroy sports equipment in front of of others , just cos ' I can . #not
0	Waiting for the slow drive to copy the Mac profile information to the new fast SSD . #Irony
0	is being dumb . #error #helpful #sarcasm gyazo.com/70cf8a5b0b797e… #Gyazo
0	Elderberry-juice gives me heartburn . Salem Al Fakir makes me smile today
0	dementia and cancer i feel so bad for him and my grandmother <3
0	another day living the dream ! #not omw to work
1	Any last words
0	Hmmmm ..... Maybe I should become a small person for a week . Take double the amount of steps :D #ProblemSolved #NOT
0	tonight I played loud music , did 10 miles above the speed limit , and came home when it was still dark out . #basicallyabadass #not
1	brinjal ... oops ... not brunjal . that's her brother
0	total bummer . butler boy is taking another year off to study orgo in California .
1	U R Awesome ! you should be a bridesmaid in JOULES wedding ! ( via )
1	lmao .. he is really a cutie I think he is adorable ..
1	Going to work , then hopefully see my friend Erika ! Sun is shining , get up and go do stuff ! xo
0	- this is making me cry
1	Lost 1stone3 . Decided to try n get charity place . the fatman is soon to be gone forever .
1	Sounds like a great plan ! Good luck with it
0	obviously the last thingi want . but if thats what you want then i guess theres nothing i can do about it ..
0	I couldn't find Automatic so had to order my fries from Beirut ... Won't even get to eat them before the movie
0	It sucks when you REALLY want something and all hope just gets cut off !
1	hiya Bec , how are you tonight ?
0	well that was not very nice . Wifey made me lose .
1	congrats ! maybe I should try it apparently it does work
1	yeah i see . the hype wasnt her fault tho was it and how do u compare a singer to a contemp . dance act anyway hmmm
0	Damn it ! Everytime i check your page i am 3 minutes too late I certainly will never ever get a redeem code , will i ...
0	all of my twitter friends are traveling this weekend ! wish i could leave nyc too
1	Favourable ? your commute is downright obnoxiuos . Silke- I'd be delighted too .
0	Scintillating analysis . \n\n #sarcasm
0	I feel terrible still . Really sick of it now
1	thanks those are the ones misty did . I haven't listed the other ones i've done yet cause i suck at the picture taking .
0	#not to be rude but it would be better if it stays like that !
1	Photo : fatalattraction : ? Lol yess , the good girl
0	i still cannot believe what that girl did to my covers (( and I offered her to do it myself . wtf . and she mentioned my name on them
1	btw happy birthday !!!
0	<3 ;-} > <3 My #Creed Is #Not Your #Creed . \nI Do #Forgive . But I #Never \n #Forget . <3 ;-} > <3
0	i hope someone comes to the movies with me to watch adventureland this weekend . all my friends are bailing on me !
0	OOC : I hate it when sunburns itch !!! i'm all blistered up and itchy
0	Oh you sad bitch . Following the GG crew ? If you were here , I would have to tease you like crazy but you're not .... darn .
1	Back home . Miss Matt , as usual ! Seeing him again Tuesday evening .
0	I thought it was <3 . I didn't misinterpret your feeling , I was wrong about mine . * Ouch
1	Oh . Okay .
0	glad I came out to watch the Minny and blackhawks intermission ... #Sarcasm #ChangeTheDamnChannel
0	RT : #Sarcasm #Sarcastic #SarcasticFont #SarcasmFont #Xpressions \n\nDownload now in the App Store or Google Play !
0	im going out for a while i will be back in an hour at the caravan again theres nothing to do apart from going to town Bye xxx
0	yup ! hassle nga e .. grrr ! balik kagad ng dorm ...
0	Literally the only thing i'm good at is hating myself it's amazing
0	If hostels in Europe are like they are in the film Hostel , then next month is going to be awesome . #not #putsomeclotheson #toofriendly
0	I had a terrible day today . I was caught by police for carrying things on the temporary licensed car . They charged me 10000 kyat .
0	it's always so nice to find shit out like that #not
0	sent and sent Missing u too x
0	dammit im bored ....
0	forgot cell ph home today & has no idea what happened to her lunch date CC check e-mail for LinkedIn invite or e-mail cewinch@aep.com
0	I'd love to come drink beer with you but I have a girl date in 20 . Sorry
1	Wild smoked salmon is awesome , but smoked sturgeon is heavenly . Mmmmmmm ,.......
0	I want to throw a party ...
0	Well tomorrow starts another wonderful week of work . #sarcasm
0	It's too nice to go to work
0	Goodmorning ... I have a sore neck but I'm going to watch movies all day and put back all the posters I had on the wall .
1	How does Dame Amber Matson sound ?
1	wow my job is on Hammertime you see that ? lmao !
0	Got tinder for two hours liked about 4000 photos and then dipped out #wellthatwasfun #pause #not
0	Dad bought 2 kayaks , but friends can't use the 2nd one , no one else in my family likes to kayak , and I can't go alone ... makes sense . #not
1	Maria does have a new tron , YAY !
0	Thanks to the guy playing obnoxious rap music loudly through his earbuds not in his ears . The whole 4 rows of people loved hearing that #not
0	is depressed and has no energy
0	Eu to com fome .
0	i wishhhhhhhh i could go to bedddddd
1	just got a haircut
1	great day today , back pains are coming in !!!, nite twiggas
1	maybe not weird . fair enough . but definitely overly geeky !
1	You know you've done something right when a year later your tattoo artist can still look your tatt & says " wow , that's a great tattoo "
0	I love that thing you do where you don't text me back ... Freaking adorable ! #sarcasm #annoying
0	yeah wrkin in the am maybe catch some zzzzz ..... lmao #NOT
1	I've vote for you , Miley and Jonas Brothers ! Hope you win
1	poss nov cruise makes houston a lil easier . Maybe not so many tears ?
1	Ahh yeahh done some revision and am now having a cup of tea and half a twirl
0	RT : Good thing this is a " better match-up " for Hibbert . I'd hate to see him in a " bad match-up " . #sarcasm
1	bye guys . happy mother's day to all mama's once again . catch me online tom !
0	really happy my senior picture is in the yearbook !!!!! #not
1	you should download kingdom hearts 179 days * bricked *
0	I really enjoy doing nothing all day on the weekends ..... #not
1	McDonalds is anders wel DE geocacher restaurant Of was je incognito ?
0	A ride that should've been only 1/2 hr long for 20 km WAS 2 hrs for 50 km !! Thanks to Pandharpur che Varkari's ...
1	aww thank you nice lady !
0	Spaghetti for dinner , macaroni salad for an appetizer . #healthyeating #not
0	Do #NOT even have the #COURTESY to #ACTUALLY #TALK #WITH #ME #OVOCALLY ? Only a mere , audio recording I can't even #UNSUBSCRIBE from ?
1	I will wear my happy face all day tomorrow
0	yep
0	The spiders are returning and making homes in my Uni room again . For someone like me with a fear of spiders , this is horrible !
1	I meant rooting . Might play some gears 2
1	haven't seen the FB rules yet - will check it out later . Then ask someone who really knows abotu it , and get back to you
1	eek ! meant to add ... pleas check your hotmail account k .. the something crazy one haha sent ya a mail ...
0	Driving down dark country roads listening to sad songs ... bad combination !
0	oo cool broke w/ 2 jobs don't mek sense btw I'm the nicest person u kno don't call me names
0	I wake up to at lead half my home in a bad mood . Today should be good ... #not
0	Yeah sure I'll buy food so you can eat it #right #not #impoortoo
0	I think Youtube just divided by zero ... I was just trying to watch me some RoboGames clips from , and bam . Whole site vanished .
0	Why the f do you drive to the gym get out of your car and start throwing a football around right in front ? #youresocooldude #not
0	thinking of what to eat this afernoon , honestly i miss my mom cook
1	Night sweetheart !!! Thx for the chat Sry I left so early ! Love you !!! :O )
1	I need to go to sleep ! I get payed tomorrow ! * SQUEE *
0	And the #Cubs lose .. definitely didn't see that one coming after Grimm feed us to the wolves . #Sarcasm
1	Tonight , premiere of the MA Animation in Hen&Chicken .
0	I love when people can tweet but can't reply to their text messages #not
1	Hope you love it too Do you like the other Treks ?
0	grounded the first weekend of summer ... but yeah my life is so great #not
0	YOU FLIGHT TO GERMANY BUT NOT TO AUSTRIA WHY ???
1	yay , i get my pedi today ! hopefully after that i will be able to go get my new ipod ! i broke my old one , OOPS ! haha !
1	will check you out
1	Ah i see i can't wait !! ONLY lyk 8 more dayss !! OMJ !
1	gd idea-i think i found something googling -how did i evr survive w/out the internet ? - O yeah i lived at my parents place
1	Heading today FOD and Corve ; next step in my ' crusade '
0	Its nice to know we can all be mature .. #sarcasm
1	mmmmm I would loose my mind w/out my tea in these wee morning hours
0	Watching Heroic fatboss videos is so intimidating . Then watching normal paragons ... #ohyawayybetter #sarcasm
1	This sounds so great ! Boy , I miss living in a real city !!
1	its been lesbian since 1998
0	It #has #not been seen \n➘ . com \nsince . #mesomere \n☢ by #MonsterMMORPG ♬\n #porcupine
1	Time for me to sleep/eyelids growing heavier/rest must come my way #haiku - oh yeah , Goodnight all
1	Tristan : Everyone has problems , Nick
1	- Had a ' great nite tha Foxworthy gig , funny as hell ... back home play'n sum online pokr .. Manana u all
1	thanks for following ! i hope u have a pleasant day ahead .
1	haha yeah exactly what i mean ^^ But i lost 5 kg within 1 week ... More stress and I'll be on size 00 soon ... HELP ! haha
0	writing papers all day
1	Bought herb plants for my herb garden today - the car smelled wonderful on the way home .
0	Great things happen when other people have my phone #not
0	Taking a bus in the rain with two babies #Not cool
1	happy birthday
1	has a new toy
0	oh didn't you know ? Matt and I go waaaay back . Were practically best buds !! \n #not #jk #hatesme
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
1	I'm considering it . Not sure yet .
0	The big dog bite Scrappy got Friday B4 last has swollen up We'll visit Doggie ER today if it gets any bigger ...
0	When my phones dead its about as useless as a brick
0	Hahaha , asking money for our first date #setting a bad precedent #not a gud start at all .
0	sorry about the headache I got lost in a 17-mile park last summer-tried to GPS my way out(didn't work)considered calling 911 - lol
0	" : Really looking forward to helping the Louisville community " bout time you did something for Louisville !!! #sarcasm
1	at charli's we going to the city today ! join us if you like ...
0	Nope , first there's policies that kick in 2035 and also the Packer Gyngell fight #priorities #sarcasm
0	why is no body saying hi
1	i love you kim kardashian i watch your tv show keeping up with the kardashians ur blessed with good looks
1	- Thank you everyone !!! Aw , please don't cry ! You're so welcome to both of you !
0	Trying to figure this tweeting thing out #not savvy to the tweeing
0	I'm sick of being sick cough cough sneeze ....
1	#momo When is the last time that I've been F5-ing for anything ? But I'm in , cool !
0	NOOO , I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MISHA LOVES P33N . TRUFAX . Omg I know , effing FAIL . I voted at Uni !
0	Damn it's warm . Want to stay out the back garden to protect the doggie from the bastards next door .
0	Just woke up
1	Good Morning " Tweet Buds " Happy Monday ............
0	Working at Cirque du soleil and missing out on all this glorious soleil !
0	burnt my tongue ...
0	I am not in love with a jew
1	Robin Hood at a community theatre . I'm doing it for a friend of mine . But hopefully more shows ! Crossing fingers !
1	GOOD MORNING to you kevin !
0	Think I'm getting sick again
0	IPL Team is happy to outsource commentators from controversial countries but failing to give a hoot about national game . #Irony
0	I'm alright babe how r u ?? I miss ya I'm still hanging in at AAMI it's stressful
1	I am so excited you're touring with FOTC ! I had no idea !! I'll be seeing you tomorrow
0	ok ... seriously ... this is the most depressing movie ever . I wanna just give these people a hug . this is HORRIBLE .
0	I miss them too !
0	Oh how I just love not talking to my boyfriend for 2 days .... #not
0	Like I said . Keep Lowry in . #sarcasm Guy's playin with real edge .
1	I GOT A KITTY TODAY !!!!!
1	too bad . is there the funniest " home-video " award too ? wonder what the chinese audience likes most
1	Morning tweeps !
1	- AWW CUTE PIC PT SWAG ON 10000000000 ! STAY POSITIVE !
1	Goodnight my followers .
0	: mine is fine . About to have some Mexican for lunch . Can I come get in the bed though ? I'm tired but I gotta make this money
1	Outside . Text me
0	has got the hiccups
1	Making some lunch while my ipod is playing . Im making honor society cds for like a million people
1	I find applying with my finger and without a primer allows painterly to work it's best for me .. u can try that ?
1	* shakes fist at the bunnies * OMG YES I HAVE . xD just left a flailing comment on it . literally just read it 15 min ago <33 !!
1	- BLUE !! More universal . . . altho my daughters would go for the pink ! lol Still voting for blue !
1	had Greek food w/ my cousin/aunt/uncle for dinner last night , then watched the Victoria Day fireworks at Ontario Place !
0	thank you , we were all so so concerned !!!! #Sarcasm
1	morning m8 , how you today ? hope your having a lovely sunny saturday in Malta
0	watching big bro ! its nearly over tbh though , i'm really sore i'l tweet more pics toorrow ! omg cant wait for alton towers Nighttt xo
0	Examples of today's dystopian images by artist Pawel Kuczynski via circoviral.com/29-dibujos-ing… #Satire #irony pic.twitter.com/QvyX6lJjSZ
1	sounds like fun ! you guys are gonna slay at the festivals you so sexy Matt !!!
1	I Love the commentary it was " priceless " =P you guys are going to be soo hot with the belts after The Bash
0	None of us won an iPhone today * blink , blink * Which means we enter for tomorrow ! #squarespace
0	The mets keep it rolling with the bases loaded #NOT
0	Thanx for this interesting china's geography class dear BLCU . #sarcasm
1	You got facebook ? Come join up ! x
0	Love the fact that I'm in college and my dad stays up till 3:30 just waiting to bitch at me ! #NOT
0	Whoa . Busy monday !!!! limited tweets !!
0	That time when you can't sleep no matter how tired you are . This is fun . #Not
0	all I have managed to eat today is 1/4 of a granola bar & 2 cappuccinos #healthy #not
0	i wanted to go to your show in sydney but u only had single seats left why arent u coming to canberra ?!
0	I told my mom that my ass looked good in the pants I'm wearing and she told me she's happy for me . #sarcasm
0	I woulder how Bruce Willis feels bout his daughter ( who n o-o ne knew about ) making her debut showing her tits to the world . #classy #not
0	I just love it when my cat licks my phone screen when I'm trying to use it #not
1	watching gossip girl
0	Yep riding your bike in the middle of the road w headphones in is a GREAT idea #can #you #not
1	I am now following you , pretty
1	done with cleaning
1	good glad your well all this sun is getting me energized it wonderful
0	Considering I was up at 6 yesterday morning my allnighter's nearly up . Hate having loads to think about #thinking #overdrive #not #tired
0	#irony : niggas are quick to run in any situation , but first to die in horror movies . #racism
1	done for the dayy most likely back to bed
0	oof . I very suddenly got a very bad cold today .
0	Sitting outside Starbucks in GE come say hi #lol #not
1	LMAO ... nice comeback .
0	Sunburned .... badly
1	I love Diversity . Hollie Steel is a brat . The end . Bed time .
0	RT : Following huge success of overseeing of death of 301 miners , Erdogan claims his ‘miner painting’ today . \n—\n #Sarcasm \nh
0	Bangkok airport skytrain link delayed
1	is going to play Zelda yay !
1	- Awesome 4th quarter ladies ! Great game
0	wacked my toe against the window in the middle of the last nite .... not a good idea
1	ahh another the veronicas fan
1	rain . thunder . ok ... earth needed it
0	they're great aren't they ? #sarcasm
0	Going to the dentist today . Just getting some old fillings replaced .
1	yeah i used to love blue : L x
1	Follow the leader
1	back from the gym and grocery store - now ready for the day ... something exciting , probably laundry
0	Awww well you could pretend i lived there and say it's still special ? haha :')
1	I'm pretty excited for the 3rd one coming out next year . Have you gone to see Up yet ?
1	You talking about me ?? I'm thinking I need to reduce my number of tweets . Wonder if I annoy people .
1	this is good for our bodies !
1	dang . you've got a point .
1	If you ? re in the Los Angeles area & you're looking for a real shoe repair expert , this is how you can find me !!
1	Don't be so cruel ! You like it really you'll get into it . Don't worry .
1	In Bed Listening To Radio 1 And Chilling On Laptop x
1	Hey you ! What's up ? keep in touch ...
0	I lost three followers That blows .
1	Everyone needs to follow ... everyone
0	“Write to please just one person . If you open a window and make love to the world , so to speak , your story will get pneumonia . ” - Vonnegut
1	was it expensive or cheap ? if it was cheap .... make it into a necklace ...
1	so excited to make brownies tomro
0	if my 2013 macbook air is getting 6 hours of battery life - take it in ? aren't they supposed to get like 9 ? #computerwhiz #not
0	You're right- integration has and can ruin IT projects However that's where the value is !
0	It doesn't work , that
1	almost the same here , that's pure spam ! I'm sure twitter will change their API soon to do the " do not invite " option
0	awww but I like TwitterFox ! I really like TweetDeck as well . It runs with Adobe Air #wowroom
1	Indeed and I can see why you are perfect for it .
1	If not , you could always make smaller glyphs
1	lol im possitive hehe i found someone better hehe ;) naww that makes it that much cuter . lol .
0	ok now I want pizza real bad lol could so dig into a meat lovers right now !!
0	Yes ! is dead ! adidas.com/es/apps/fastor… #irony #sarcasm
1	LOL . I got them for Monday !!!
1	he's still sleeping now haha , but felt a lot better on the way home and i wished we couldve stayed longer too ! <3
1	Just found out . Congratulations !
1	rutherford library with nicole
0	and me and mark are chop liver
1	you started a blaaargh ? do share
0	3.0 isn't a midnight release it seems must be a 9am San fran time one .
0	So the Qatar World Cup was fixed with backhanders , I'm really surprised !! #not
0	they read my poker face oh well , time to get crunkk and forget my TROUBLE ! ;D
1	Nice to see you on Twitter .
1	In a cab . Yes I went out only bc I love . On my way home . Round 2 tomorrow . at HK !
1	It IS pretty awesome , isn't it ?
0	I'm so glad I can count on for whenever I need help with something I'm soooo glad #NOT
1	i was just wondering if your a fan of The sat you might wanna see this clip
0	Hearing rounds fired on your block . Damn I feel safe . #sarcasm #ohshit
1	Good idea ! I'm going with the Lacoste polo , mid thigh shorts , tube socks , and a white headband !
1	is Logan's til 5 (?) Then shopping around for new jeans
0	I love getting Guitar Center catalogs in the mail every month .. I love to look at all the things I cant have . Such a great feeling . #Sarcasm
0	RT : " Why do the senior shirts say stay classy when most of our girls are ratchet #irony "
1	So did a tawk bout internet bullies & & tweet back with name callin ? #anidiotajoke #irony
0	Edith's about as mysterious as a bucket . Sometimes Downton Abbey shade is darker than anything else I've ever heard .
1	OK got 4 recipes online ... crispy kale sounds sooo good
1	Join me in taking a nightly walk today . It's only 2 miles , and can add so much to your life !
0	fears she has lost a diamond down the drain ...
1	never have to do rp again
0	awwwwwwww we missin a muskateer
0	Uh I want to puke . Can't handle the pain anymore . So please cut ur bitchiness out . #StoryOfMyLife #sarcasm #Sarcastic #Scorpio
0	Check out the avatar #irony --> “ do you have every eventuality saved as draft so u can be 1st ? Sad , sad little man "
1	on Saturday ! First time in England ever
0	Oh a 2 man advantage ? This will go really well . #sarcasm
1	ahhhh , summer's good aaand btw the mtv music awards last night were AMAZING ! adam samberg is hilarious
1	made lunch for the ' sband and myself . nom nom pasta w/roasted garlic , tomatoes , and spinach .
0	you would think ! But not right now its not .
1	Morning all . Another stunning day . I've gotten far too used to this sun
1	OhParanoid@hotmail.com
0	This one is still laying out in the yard by the driveway because I couldn't stand to touch it to move it .
1	Enjoyed reading about your Log Cabin speech this morning and look forward to catching up on your blog .
0	coffee and bagels and frozen yogurt
1	Add me on facebook for health and fitness talk
0	Those Blood Suckers ? #sarcasm although i'm looking at it through Liberal eyes . #auspol
0	I did . What a terrible mistake .
0	I'm sad that I'm not seeing #clothdiapers as a trending topic #clothdiapers
0	yay i'm home before two ........ #sarcasm
0	... Owie . owie , owie ... Just sneezed . Held the belly as tight as I could but still very painful ...
1	said it was the media center API . Corrected me in a talk a couple years back
0	Working in the studio today #casual ( #sarcasm ) instagram.com/p/nplpFXw0Ot/
0	aw .... I lost three followers . lmao
1	" This video is not available in your country . " - doesn't work .
1	Is wondering why me and hubby are whispering
0	i still need to find someone who will come to northampton with me tomorrow
0	Where is my IPhone 3.0 ? It's Wednesday !
1	Thank you !
0	The people that give the most relationship advice has the highest number of failed relationships . #irony
1	So I am beat from today ! can't wait to cuddle with my boo . getting ready for a looooooong long day tomorrow !
0	Friday is suppose to be 71 and saturday and sunday 77 !!!! Whoooo hoooo ! Beach trip anyoneeeee ?! Its my last weekend in america
1	nerale hannu Donno what its called in English . Its kinda dark magenta , small sized fruit and tongue turns the same color .
1	Da oggi new style on my Twitter !
1	Is that another far place !? LOL !
0	I wish you were here with me and Hillll ... It just aint the same !
0	my computer is dying .. trying to figure out what part ...
0	Happy Palarong Pambansa ! As in happy sa traffic . #Sarcasm
1	don't forget a snorkel ! I need to go shopping for one of them soon
0	Please , I need someone yang bole text laju2 . Hahaha #sarcasm
0	#Trust Issues Got Me Seeing Shit So I'm #Not Friendly
1	.. hoping that derek fisher will do the ticket bidding/meet&greet thing for all home games during the finals so i can have a legit pic !
1	i will be seaming cece today
0	2pm and my studying hasnt progressed that well today
0	Next two weeks sure are gonna be fun #jk #sarcasm #happyAPtesting
1	ADD ME IF YOU PLAY FARM TOWN AND BE MY NEIGHBOUR
0	has to go to work in precisley 2 hours and 15 minutes
0	how do you write such good songs ? seriously ? i try but they all just sound shit ... ?
1	Hi , Brian . Bronner's has about 60 billboards , primarily in Michigan & the Midwest . We do have one in the Orlando area .
0	Grammar #irony RT : lol u funny . but ur grammer is not correct either . its talking not taking .
1	good now go watch pirates of the Caribbean on TV it has captain swan in it . So to speak
1	females have to put up with so much ! hahaha i got things to do today ! call me
0	Cool . I mean it was no big deal anyways . #sarcasm
0	More than half way through the paper ... but I think I am going to wait until tomorrow to finish . I feel very very icky !
0	well , don't you feel silly for getting that $ 40,000 education . #not #hilarious
1	Chris Elwell Interview - Optimizing Your Blog For Search Engines - - Please Share
1	had a date that wasn't a nightmare !
0	yes are we ! i just made the subbing thread for it haha so late ! 23rd but it's on cable so you can't stream
1	Sims 3 Comes out on tuesday ! Ahh !
1	oooooh , could you make me a voodoo doll for the tweetup ? I'll bring you a souvenir from Boston , we can do an exchange of sorts !
1	That rocks Good for him ! I am ok . Busy beaver and not really able to focus on personal projects , but good thanks !
0	a shame then how can people be sick and tired of fighting for freedom ?
1	Hopefully working out makes it in this week , it has been staying away for the past 3 weeks , i don't think it likes me
1	they give out free churros at Del Taco ?!?! haha I was grubbing and practically full then a worker just gave me a free churro hahaha
1	lololol i saw a twitpic just now n he almost made me save that on my laptop
1	Yaaay ashley is performing
0	Boooo it's Saturday and I'm at work till 4 !!! What's everyone doing today ?? I want to go see the hangover today it looks funny !!!
0	Who the fuc is Reggie Jackson ... Didn't he play baseball in the 80s ? #Sarcasm
1	I'll be here for 30 glorious days !
1	hey georgie how are you ?? i hope fine .... i can't wait for the movieee .. I LOVE IT How is going ??
0	Oweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . I'm in pain
0	Screaming and shouting ! YAY ! Now we have effective change for education ...! #Sarcasm #qanda
0	Well it's been a solid year of being single #not
0	going to the hockey hall of fame #sorryPhoenix &Sage #not haha
0	it actually doesnt fit with my schedule , it's so sad a lot of the times are conflicting ....
0	I hate cuz always sends me videos over snapchat now and she's too loud #turndown #unintentionalrhyme #kinda #not
0	RT : creently making members of my family call and vote for . My brother is especially excited about that #sarcasm
1	is there a Japanese word for " awesome " because I think that covers it
0	It's always nice when someone significant from your past may come back into your life . #sarcasm
0	I might have a problem ... the rod in my closet that holds all my clothes just broke .
1	Yes , my little Turkish one , I am all Apple'd up now . Bet you didn't know Apple could be used as a verb , eh ?
1	You are the most beautiful God ever created and should be the only exception to the MENSA no women rule better ?
0	It's awesome having to go to formal events and having to wear this gigantic knee brace . It looks real good in pictures too . #NOT
0	Aw . Poor Carson . Hopefully tomorrow will be better .
1	fly-fm ... can you play some old songs ....
0	I truly wish that were an option ! I would love nothing more than to become Apple mad with the whole kit ... Iphone etc
0	Why is Westbrook making Durant struggle so much tonight ??? Westbrook better stop doing whatever he's doing to Durant #sarcasm
1	If anyone gets a instead of a heart it's because I'm working on the tiny Eee PC and I can't make hearts !
1	Cool , cool . I may be moving to Memphis soon
1	To The Twitterverse and Beyond : A Taxonomy of Twitter Tools from Brian Solis ( ) ; y'en a de l'outil ...
0	I'm so glad I haven't been sleepy or been able to sleep good for the last month or so . Just the greatest ever . #not #sarcasm
0	I totally love the idea of driving in the country in the dark . #not
0	Put my first bet on and won the bet hahah best £1 spent lmao #ballin #not
1	heading to so i can see my two boyfriends jeff and richard
1	me of alot of good times , especially during the summer . And that is awesome that Nick is going for that because it's working
0	latest rent boy is the embodiment of " class " . Just what needs ! #irony pic.twitter.com/H776iOEJaO
0	damn I'm missing karl doing the hood hop wish I was there instead of washing clothes at 12:18 am ! Smh
0	getting ready to head to the airport .... this has been an awesome trip ... i dont want to go home
0	I so wish IIIIIIII had heart shaped sunglasses . So I could be cool like you . <3 But , alas , I am just not cool .
1	was with my love todai ! NICOLE VILLASENOR <3
1	sorry ! its not our fault our parents had has in june
1	, what have you been doing lately
1	heyyyy , when is the 2nd season ? I want to mark my calendar too .
0	you called me meany first !
1	Holy hell ! It just started pouring rain outside like crazy !! I love the sound and the smell of it , plus it makes everything nice and cool
0	You're not ugly baby Don't say that to you . Who said those stupid words to you ?!
1	come over !!!
0	18 credits next semester , Oh , I cannot wait . \n #sarcasm
0	Got anxious so my mother told me I would fail at life . Having fun at home ! #not
0	My life is super exciting this summer #not #nofriends #noboyfriend #bdubsalone
1	Kasabian on Jools Holland as well
0	Like on the IPCC files on ? Those didn't help
1	I'm always hungry . Haha i dunno why .
1	i'm hereeeeee
1	I am hanging out with Dustin and Simeon in Panama City Beach , FL !
0	Nearly fell down stairs looking at an Accident Awareness sign . #idiot #irony
1	Aw ... I'm sorry . Go with the curl up , but leave out the die , ok ?
0	I really love when people are contemplating their life decisions on a machine at lifetime . #sarcasm #move
1	You are 1 , 85 right ? In ft there ? s no auch a big difference between us than in meters
1	wait , you broke the kaboom page too ? now that's funny .
0	What a long day . Annnnd I really need a new job .
1	going to get kate voegele's new cd with kendra !! yayyy ! thennn eating cake all night ? maybe ? i think yes
1	Care bears is on tiny pop at 3 again . I'll be watching
1	hey stranger
0	Fuck he's worth millions only wants to donate $100 per mile for 40 miles towards #cerebralpalsy #WWJD rich man in heaven #not
0	RT : Hang on , she wants planes bringing foreigners into the area as it could bring economic benefits #UKIP #BBCQT #irony
1	SG hat =
0	Wow guys , I miss so much when I go to work ! Too bad they block twitter there ... But then I'd never get anything done ... :-P
0	Got back from church . / Feet are killing me . / And I'm sad now .
0	Was mad into old green day ! They brought out American Idiot and I didn't like it #Irony #IamARealAmerican pic.twitter.com/3bpw8puQWd
1	Not a problem girly
0	Bitchin Saturday night #Sarcasm
1	Bought my plane ticket !
0	not as wrong as question time tonight though #irony
1	pretty sure our apartment has never been cleaner . going to bed now !
0	with and in a crowded computer class .
0	RT : Just had some guy tell me Jagerbombs are bad for me , then he came outside to have a fag . #Irony #Whitby
0	RT : Wow , its been ages since you sent me this .... #Sarcasm
1	Enjoying my new room
1	im also going to a party
0	Does The Government Run Health Care Better ? - voices.washingtonpost.com/ezra-klein/200… #irony
0	I'm sure spending it on fighter jets will be a worthwhile investment for the future , rather than viable education plans #sarcasm #qanda
0	Maybe they'll make flights more comfortable now #yeahright RT : Airline profits soar to $12.7 billion lat.ms/1okz5tE
0	missed my train by a few seconds ., and forgot my phone and I know it'll have an important missed call
0	Boo , I'm ill . Have to stay at home so I thought I would do some coursework but remote access isn't working . It's just not my day
1	oh and Austin TX here I come !
1	Goooood afternoon twitter . Late tweeting . Didnt reach 500 yesterday . Lets try again .
1	excited for tonight if only this stupid headache would go away .
0	My phone is about to die and i left my charger in my friends car . Twitter has to go off . Im home in austin i miss cali alot
1	No worries I'll keep my eye out then
0	How did this program work again ??? Oh , now I remember ... It didn't , that's why I'm here apparently
1	In manchester with and so happy
1	Fun day . Back from hanging out with Brianna and Christopher ! I love my friends .
1	seriously !! without her , i wouldn't have such an UHHMAZIN boy . i love her for that.so a million points and the some
1	Had a few drinks and laying here wide awake . Have work in 6 hours and have to be up in 5 . #not #bothered #last #shift
0	2014 John Kerry sounds like 2004 conservatives calling Kerry a traitor . #Irony
0	Wish I could start this whole school year over ... #not
0	If GB did win then we've finally came first in something ! Everyone votes for their neighbours and we dont have any
1	boredd as ... watching twilight
0	, wow ! Kind of funny but I have that same problem . I drive any way ...
1	Oooh ; what colour
0	RT : Q4 Comedy is not supposed to be mean . How can we keep humor from being mean in our classroom ? #sarcasm #CAedchat
0	Good to know you're there when I need you . #not
1	I slept in until 10 this morning ! I think my body needed it , after the early mornings and P90X beatings
1	hi because you pour emotions unto them , thats why when they do somethin that can hurt u , it does affect u alot ..
0	Some times i feel like i'm the luckiest man alive and sometimes i feel like i'm the most miserable man alive ! #irony
1	I know ! A girls got to have her fun ;) In all seriousness , I won't do that to you
0	Why is Geordie shore so wrong about geordies #not actually factual #classy
1	who do u see as santoz ? and dey should bring edith back
0	I had no idea
1	bichoooooooooo ! ily2
1	Happy Birthday Yves ! my only wish is for you to top the bar . yeah ! * wink * hug naealla for me !
1	i jus love doin night shifts ... will be done in an hour
0	Going thru alot kinda down right now in need of a friend gonna try n get sum zzzzzzzzz
1	the climb is on woo !!!
0	gah , I need to find a swimming pool around here already . I need to work owtttt
1	I think , you should just go through the streets and first take a look at the menu card
0	Iv been up for work since 5.30 am and dont get home until after 6pm Worst bank holiday EVER !
0	just got a text from e ! news saying jon & kate filed for divorce earlier today at a courthouse in pennsylvania sad day .
1	BRIDE WARS right now
0	I love not being able to sleep at all #yeahright
0	Unfortunately , I don't have off any day this weekend or next
1	if you dont have one , get one ! #ossia
1	you good Camille .... they're not stupid
0	The moment you realize all your #Yelp reviews are either for nail salons or coffee shops . #coincidenceofcourse #not
0	isn't happy that it's cloudy and dark today
0	i miss my buddy
0	hospice is in a dark place right now . Medicare continues to take money from hospice and in turn hospice has to take money from us .
0	10 and half hour shift on hardly any sleep today #yey #excited #not #work
0	If the CFL has a lockout the repercussions will be felt around the world #not
1	Trying to find somebody to know ...
1	It was just ok . Not great , not bad . But the boy enjoyed it .
1	- Geeeez ! Those dimples are working overtime in this one !
1	separation issues ! normal ... go to bed girl . im off ! but u gotta clock in ! lol
0	My knee killssss fml
0	i hate when you try to make plans and shit doesnt go the way you was hoping it would
0	Enjoying the last hour i will spend with my husband today . Sad that he has to work a 10-hour day .
1	Then you shall soon discover I'm a little bit nuts But in a good way !! Do you know of the author Jonathan Stroud ?
1	I'm going in just before lunch
0	Damn I was gonna go out for a run but I left my shoes at derics oh well .. plan B : p90x-legs n back and ab ripper x
0	Actually , I don't know if it will work . A low-end 12 amp mower is about 1.75 HP . The garbage disposal motor is only 1/3 HP .
0	RT : Maureenio greatest manager next Hahahahaha very appropriate #sarcasm
1	I have my glasses . My hair is done . Life is good
0	RT : Just seen a Cardiff fan mock the Villa over Senderos ' statement that Villa are a " great club " . Yes , a Cardiff fan . #irony
0	. I use my vote to elect #gunsense candidates . #MomsVote #NotOneMore #Not #UniteBlue
1	im watchiqn you shout outs 2 TDE !
1	Is it bad that I feel guilty that my DVR is almost 100% full because I am completely obsessed with reading ??? Haha
1	I'm glad you guys are having fun ! Enjoy it ! I have to agree with you we are the best fans . " We f ***** love you guys !
1	#unconvention still can't get over the almost brawl with mcps etc yesterday . Brilliant stuff ! So much to learn
0	I should memorize that one , it happens to me on an almost daily basis
1	Lots of traffic . A nice small town . Any place can be reached in 10-15 mins . Planning for a 2 wheeler . Lot to explore
1	Going to see Up in 3-D instead of working ...
1	I find that people love it when I show them a video , but I try not to take it personally
1	be careful there ! swine flu is spreading ...
0	aggravated about all the bs lately
1	Work was boring today too ... which is why I left at 3:30
0	ok , so i'm caught up on the results of sytycd , my point proven , Ashley was great & shld not have had to dance for her life now she's gone
0	Katy Perry felt " chubby " at 145lbs ? These ladies are soooooo brave #sarcasm #eatasandwich
1	Vi FRIENDS e agora est ? come ? ando The Ellen Show especial .
1	lol thats Jennys !!! shes my asian buddy
0	Sore throat , flu , fever , sneezing , dizzy .. Oh , feel so great .. #sarcasm
0	Having some Coronas , and have a bad craving for Mexican pastries , but i'd have to go to Uptown to get some
0	Yay for spending this beautiful day inside ! #sarcasm #workworld #realworld #frustrated
0	Did the LibDem spokesman just call the Greens ' wacky' ? Good example of #irony ...
1	- Dynamic = " off " has bit us all at one time or another - Welcome to de club
1	yeah .. gives me something useless to crib abt
0	#Irony : not reading the fine print on the #ReadingRainbow disclaimer .
1	we should all go to my house
0	Tried to take a little nap but unsuccesful . Gonna shower & get ready for Red Sox game .... pray for no rain !!!!!
0	is sooooooo sick atm ......................... feeling terrible
0	Oh no , stepmonster . Don't take me to the DMV to figure everything out . Just give me the phone book and a house phone . #sarcasm #notokay
1	- Rollin thru GA sharing the backseat with Lily .
0	just killed a spider with an old children's book called the very busy spider #irony
0	#gh the Greek Yogurt product placement was soooo low key at the #nursesball #not everyone was hungry ? #spoons
0	doesn't want Monday to come
0	when u headin to the big jail house my friend ?
0	sorry 2 burst ur bubble but lebron's contract isn't even up plus he already sed no bueno on leavin cleveland ... sorry haha
1	THE BIG RACE TOMORROW
1	you're welcome I like reading your tweets
1	Jinak Sony Ericsson procitl a zjistil , ? e Windows Mobile je ? patn ? cesta . Symbian je na telefony nejlep ?? platforma . Let the flame begin
1	RT : Lol . I be serious too " : Pretty sure tweets something that makes me literally lol at least on…
1	trying twitter for the first time
1	nothin like headed to work with TTT blaring out the windows ... I love summer
1	again some api trial
0	Retweet if you think retweeting things will change your future ! #sarcasm
0	because i had to work so early Saturday and you got it on the Shia thing !!!
1	so incredibly jealous but I'm so so so glad you got to go can't wait to read the blog ! xx
1	Oh the joy of living with a roommate
0	unable to speak , and very sick
1	as someone who enjoys bread , don't forgot to try soda bread & Potato bread
0	missing reggae fest , and i'm a little upset about it
1	ahh .. Sounds like you should wander around in the rain and see where it takes you
0	85 degrees on Thursday ? Jeez , I am sick of the heat around here .... #sarcasm
1	Cup of tea for me please #elevensestime
0	History is super boring and i'm so gonna fail .
0	WOW What a dress , what a pose , and great over all picture , think she's a little young to be on the GL'sP though .
1	its a nice relaxing journey that one ... long ... but relaxing ... tip : take food with you for the long train from stranraer ....
1	are you safe across the pond ? i need to know !!!
1	2000 late hope you are doing well !!!
1	I'm afraid it's so bad it's not even funny , I'd be too embarrassed ;) and no worries , I enjoy reading your replies x
1	sure it is Knowing life , K's gonna pop up in a while hearing the P word lol
1	is it that sure ? I mean , the pictures don't show something very interesting :/ ad it will pass like ... almost everything
0	RT : #GoSpursGo we love the irony that the heat beat the Heat ! #irony #NBA #Finals JV with Timmy ! fb.me/6BKbkyms4
1	thanks darlin
1	I've wanted to buy that manga guide to databases for a while now
0	So very tired ... It sux working thru the weekend B/c i cant ever catch up on sleep
1	I come second in almost everything I do and , trust me , it's not that bad .
1	You didn't know ? Really ? I'm not surprised .
1	haha what up b . just got home
0	Waiting to aboard the plane . One hour and 30 more mins
1	It's gonna be a long day ... en yes they still excist ... people who MAKE time for you ... i like .
0	witnessed something disturbing . will definitely not sleep well tonight . missing babah
0	wooh maths last lesson then my maths tutor In half an hour
0	says the person who's picture is a selfie #lol #irony
1	thanks
0	My gamercard is all missed up it's not showing my avatar .
1	You Blog about expectations for IOD ? Let us know - we listen to you ... send reply with URL ( via ) #iod2009
0	I stand corrected guess this means LBJ is the greatest of all time #NOT
0	I've got a dentist's appointment soon ! The drill feels like I've got my brain in a blender - not looking forward to it
0	Wow ... you know alot of Nancys ! That's an old name . Are we that old ? lol ! All the Nancy's I know are 40 and older !
0	RT : My weekends are about as exciting as drywall
1	Yes mommy ! * nods head up & down * Can we have ice cream too ? <-- How can u resist that smile ?? We love u ! ( Eric say it too ! )
0	cannot sleep must get some shut eye because i've got loads to do in the tomorrow ... but wait ! it's already tomorrow ! yikes !
0	I just had the best god damn dream ever ! Until I woke up anyone care for a hug ? I do ! I do !
1	I know but its true
0	They don't have any reason to be there , I guess
1	heyy ! goodnite charlie
1	Congrats Brett ! I look forward to seein your lil girl Give maggie my love !
1	Leaving in a few . Gotta run home , change clothes , grab some food , & root for my son's team while shivering & drinking wine
1	Chit chat with my best friend ..
0	I know they discontinued it ... But yo my digi-002 just went up in the middle of a session BLown !!!
0	This retreat changed my view of peeps at Stm ... y'all ain't that privileged ... you guys have had struggles .. #not bad
1	heeeey just though id give u twitter lovee
0	You are damaged goods sisters is only DTF with his Colin
1	--- --- This is the video , btw .
0	yh yh your avi shows that doesn't it #sarcasm
1	gotta walk to the bus stop today gonna go ... If you only knew by savanah
0	Oh , you cheated on your beautiful girlfriend for a hoe that looks like Hellboy ? Good choice !
0	Starting a crazy day of errands with a pedi ... My preferred girl is working on someone two chairs away
0	leaving Kristin's today , sad
1	- You're an inspiration , keep it up sweetpea
1	At a surprise birthday party . I think everyone will know us as The Surprise Party Committee now .
1	safety car back out ... ace news from brawn . pit time #f1
1	I've seen so many neat ones in my research this evening ; I can't wait to get started . Toddler's bday in 4 weeks !
1	RT : #Irony not yet dead , I see - #Rennard rushing to save ...? #c4news
1	B . ROCKA !! WHO THE BLEEPITY BLEEP IS RAPPING IN " GONNA FIND MY LOVE " ? Is it you girl ?? love the song btw its mah ringrone
0	Thanks a lot ! I had just gotten it OUT of my head and now it's back
0	considering the rain that's coming I do too . Looks like I won't get to do either !
0	Just set up appt . for Demonica vet .
0	I love every rude ass person that comes into PO . #not
1	hehe nope , just totally gorgeous ppl , scandal and mor gorgeous people It's like my life , only without the scandal =P hehehehe
1	ok i'll come on msn in a bit , im off to the chippy in a mo to get my dinner lol , speak to u laters
0	about as subtle as a wrecking ball on a demo site lol
0	Awww my mini me looks soo cute in her Bikini !!!!! I wish I could wear a Bikini Man ! Lol !
0	: We need more coverage on the way the republicans have trashed NC . Our state was once the darling of the south . #Not anymore !
0	i was gonna give you an yoda's toy at Recife's airport but you didn't show up
1	Thanks so much for participating with me this morning . I appreciate the tips !
1	Good morning ! Jamming to new William Tell songs . I'm happy with that
0	except we are on the Daniels fast . LOL . Hurry home , I miss u
1	One short term ministry team through this weekend ... Another one to arrive today !
1	Good Night Tumblr . This is a nice ' tumblr ' day . - Pahabol ? : Happy bdat ulit ke ate chuicide . btw . i ? ve ...
0	Ouch , okay Mama Julie , who told on me ..... I confess , I'm probably the worst offender , I promise to work on this issue
1	lolll see thats why I love you ! you gangsta with it just like me !!!!!
0	So hot that she needs to wear Daisy Dukes inside , wears Sweatshirt outside in interview ? #irony
1	I want the moon hehe me and the moon go way back
1	had a very odd/ interesting evening last night . - come out to the tent to meet Oliver Robins and see me
0	you're teasing me with all the lovely vodka
0	Preparing to preach on importance of praying " not as I will , but as you will ... " Struggling w/fact that God isn't giving me my way . #irony
1	watching the episodes of wipeout that i missed before ... i love this show !
1	Was listening to and on the plane
0	So the lump I gotta get cut out is 4.3 cm long . 2.2 cm deep and 2 cm wide . It's gunna hurt .
0	Is this really what britains got talent has come too ? Gutted I haven't watched the whole series ... #not
1	Did You havee a Good Day today ?? i did A Dancing Competion And Came 1st !! x
0	Stuffed myself so full that i feel sick and ive got a car journey ahead
1	i fell off to sleep darling awww thank you sweetie , i'll read it as a file love .. don't want to bother you with postage etc .
0	school = crap . it was SO hot today i nearly boiled in maths . nearly every window was open and every fan was on but made no difference
0	Q : Can I log in YM using an . com username ? Help ! I'm out , btw . 8am class tom & I'm still on p37 of a 57-page article . Deyum !
0	I need a massage ...
0	Spent my John Lewis vouchers waitrose on a middle class grocery fix . Tho ' I'll no dougbt be going back to Lidl & Morrisons next week
1	Went through a place called Bridgenorth , nice place , very quaint . We have a shorted stage coming up , only 18miles , yaaayy
0	An elderly Volvo estate , Carol . A real babe magnet ! #not
0	I just don't l think they're was enough crazy shit going on in last night's #24 . NOT !! #irony
0	idk really probs just gonna have a look , haven't got any money but want some clothes xX
0	with food , working out , and not being lazy . i feel like i've been kind of a slob lately .
1	I got some sun today and I got my #fullmooncrazy tickets ordered !
1	We have been given the maps of Atlantis 95,000 years ago and lately Father Joseph has been speaking
0	I love those people that take more time taking pictures on vacation than actually enjoying themselves #sarcasm
1	fab . I've got one I'll send you too . Weird pic . xx
1	Funny Really I think money is just 1 characteristic of form . No better or worse than marrying to identify with any other .
0	Yeah , just one of those nights where I overthink EVERYTHING . Awesome #not
1	- hahaha the shirt is so funny !!
1	LOL true ! I won ? t argue with that !
1	this is awesomee
0	Ok nail salon lady just burn my face off really it's okay #not #fuckingchink
0	- Looks lovely doesn't it ? It was wind where we were .
1	Its sooo nice outside .
0	lolzzz !!! naah the hunt is still on
1	yup2 can't wait to see u soon !
1	You sir are a lazy ass
0	head is spinning and cant get to sleep ... its already 6.25 am in the morning
1	PEACE AND LOVE T . DIDDY GOING TO TAKE A CAT IN A HAT NAP ! *
1	Hey thanks , Marie ! I hope you have a GREAT day too !
0	do you think second place is good enough for heaps to keep his job at this point ? #sarcasm . Who are these fb trolls anyway ?
0	Working a double shift today but A.J. is coming back ! Yippie ! Come see me at work !
1	I've always been a fan ! You're doing a fabulous job .
0	soooooooooooo tired ... today is never ending and it started out so fast ... i hate when that happends
0	I officially have the flu . Which means that I can't start at Mullen this week . I'm so disappointed .
1	love you too syesha !!! xoxo ...
1	Goh . All American Rejects nu op Pinkpop stream best leuk
0	Pepsi Center is a rockin now !!! #sarcasm #mnwild #avalanche
1	I didn't say we make fun of other cultures . We probably make more fun out of our own than anyone else
1	Galatians 1:10 KJVA\nFor do I now #persuade #men , or #God ? or do I #seek #to #please #men ? for if I yet pleased men , I #should #not ( 1/2 )
0	shit got me scared !!!!!
1	i'm your second follower
0	“ : Thanks to all gunners for the great atmosphere at the emirates this season . ” Lol , a bit awkward #Sarcasm #NoAtmosphere
1	Well , I have a 12-hour trip ahead of me . So long Texas , seee you in June !
0	awake far too early , cuz Im sick * sniffles and coughs *
0	Really happy that Edwin Encarnacion learned how to hit after leaving the #Reds #sarcasm
1	The lengths you go to get coffee is outstanding !
0	i think spoon is sick
1	You do ! I changed my name/picture . I was RebekahGlass . ( Becca )
0	Gr8 news yr Dad is ok . I lost mine to a HA 5 yrs ago 65 . He wasn't so lucky . Makes u more aware of your own mortality .
0	I have a dictionary . It's a /magical book/ that you can find in your local library #sarcasm .
1	via Added this great bracelet ... take a peek
0	of course because perpetuating violence against others is always a justifiable solution to maintain peace #irony ?
1	is on his way to mobile with jonney and taylor
1	... shhhhh if you listen closely you can hear a pin drop in Pittsburg .
0	The gym is closed anyways sam is amped on making aapep's house since we got the new tank . Gym tomorrow I guess .
1	So the pop show was pretty fun . One guy made my fkn day !! Gooood times
1	enjoying a nice Sunday afternoon with the family
1	Really Cheap Gordons Vodka at University Stop
0	let's try that again with the right domain
1	should be sleeping ! My pug is already sleeping away ! this is him when he is awake .
0	Reading the #church hashtag on Sundays is itself indisputable proof that we are just apes who can talk #irony #evolution
0	Damn i heard folks is standin in line already . but uck that . I stood in line 2 yrs in a row for the iPhone . Not this yr , in the rain .
1	Oh the #irony a #tree fell on a #leaf .... instagram.com/p/ooeF2Phj-Y/
0	y is no1 ever on twitter ?
0	the baby's getting another top tooth and is running a fever . poor little guy .
0	#selfie #mirrorselfie #selfieforday #aselfieaday #sarcasm instagram.com/p/noPQPAxA4s/
0	no i dont see it
1	Tweeting under this name TNT ... So I can . Say as I feel
1	Breakfast time , I want strawberrys Yuuummmy !
0	can't make coffee today out of filters !!!!!
1	is craving a tuna sub from Subway ! Eat fresh !
0	Ill never understand why niggas go to a fight and record they friends getting beat up \n #NOT #COOL #HELP #YOUR #FRIEND
1	bored and in love with twilight even more big big fan
0	Computer is being jerky and not letting me watch Craigslist without the video getting all messed up , or even freezing .
1	give me a chance ! Use my url shortening services !
1	Thanks ! But instead of sending me $100 , would you consider writing one more post on programming in your blog ?
1	It's annoying when there's something so amazing going on and ... yet , there it is , no instant teleport available .
1	Pretty Little Liars being renewed for two more seasons is literally the best thing I've heard all year . ^.^
0	so bummed had this awesome long blog of my antics today and it disappeared
1	awww thanks
0	Overslept , running 40 mins late today
0	My cellphone is broken-which sucks
0	#sarcasm #90s MT : Makes much more sense : Kurt Cobain did not write note found in wallet ; Courtney did theguardian.com/music/2014/may…
1	hello david im from the philippines .. take care and God bless you always !!
1	Goodnight !!!
0	Damn it !! >.< //
1	shutupp shauna and go to bed . :| yess . bye !
1	Going shopping in Las Ramblas today
1	rest well . Hope you feel better soon .
0	Why does twitter keep deleting my photo and changing my profile and backgroung to the old ones , its getting annoying
1	give us a photo with him !
0	That can not be real #NOT Nice #Photoshop though ... ( smile )
1	Thanks .. now I'm going to be glued to my computer hitting refresh
1	says he's gonna be remixing most of tomorrow for alan wyse's new tune me and mr fabio stein on remix dutys
1	I think I'm going to lay out all day . Sound like a plan ?
1	What a gr8 w/end , 1st the textile art show convention centre then today open day at Qld Spinners and Weavers assoc . I'm in heaven
1	i must say , your win was pretty epic tonight
1	omg I'm so psyched right now ! hmm what time are you getting there ?
0	I just love when you get to the point of crying where you start hyperventilating and gasp for air . It's the best . #not .
1	RT : Sin City got beat out by Amish Country #momentum #marriageequality get it together #Nevada #irony
1	just made a milkshake for my my family and I now off to rehersals !
1	made a cake and watching cold mountain . horrible tan lines but i still look fine
1	Thanks for the #FF * Your The Best Ever-Ever-Ever lmao
0	what happened ? is ur phone dead ? it just hung up on me
1	just kidding : why is my daughter crazyyy ?
0	most of #highschool but now I have perfected my #sarcasm ( I hope )
1	about to ace a spanish exam
1	going to the storee in pajamas withh bridget
1	is just about done getting ready and going to swim at travies to be refreshed then maybe some lunch ? Im thinking Long John Silvers
1	THANK YOUUU !!
1	i think everyone was thinking thurs or fri after pay day
1	Has to come off the mac , bloody storm above us and mums worried . D; going out to play football in the rain instead muhahah
1	GOOD MORNING !
1	thnks for follow yaa
1	My GPA from last semester and this semester are pretty badass . USC here I come
0	The #irony of mankind to cut down a #mahogany tree in the #amazon to make a coffin to bury a dead human #IBoughtARainforest
0	I how I suddenly have a million friends bc I'm involved in having a party #not #iminitforthenuggets
1	yehh i listened . i know the riff you mean . just dosent cut it for me and WHAT THE HELL . imcomplaining ?.?
1	is discussing new moon in 6th form viz
0	I'm going clothes shopping . Maybe since I'm up early I'll go get it out the way . Clothes shopping makes me anxious
1	its ok saw u with joey thought u looked interesting like the same things on #SanctuarySunday
1	Morning Allen ! what's hot and what's not ?
1	Goooooood from England . Been a busy day for me though .
1	On my way to kings domenion
1	waffles !
1	watching maury/ the tyra banks show with one
0	I've really enjoyed sitting in Walter 145 for the past 8 1/2 hours ... #sarcasm
1	Thanks for the #followfriday ! Added your list of recommendations
1	like your new avatar ; good to see your face as well as your monster persona
1	Link won't open , but I will try it when i have a better connection tomorrow . I'm curious now
1	Feeling mucho mucho better ! Hello world . I just got up
1	Went to dinner & saw UP .. Great movie
0	Ah yeahhhh that's what I wanna hear Justin Bieber , and YG together #haaaaaaaa #NOT
0	if no huge moves again this will be the final next year too ! How awesome is that #not
1	dont forget the charger to your laptop , we need our tweets from our guy
0	Heroes S3 ended up rocking . I hope ZQ returns though
0	Coco has officially won me over . Sorry Letterman
0	Something 2 get your attention 2 get Sexify My Love played What ? It worked last time ! No $ 2 bribe
0	ID nalang ! Oh , BulSU , how I love thee . #Sarcasm instagram.com/p/nnvLZqF3TF/
1	aeee ! CQC
0	Such a fun birthday lol #not literally have not done anything
0	bored , annoyed and i have school tomorrow . wow . i f'n love my life #sarcasm
0	And I thought everything would be revealed today .. #NOT . Oh well . I think it's Jerry Jax , or maybe Stavros Cassadine .
1	Throat seems to be cleared up , just in time for Sunday AFTERNOON ... #irony
0	Absolutely gutted for everyone piling in on McIlroy at 2.5 last night #not
1	Hi ladies ! What's all this talk of pants , ass and pockets ?
0	we have just launched with 100 I have been writing for three months all the content thought it would be a lot easier #not
0	what ? no carrie ?
0	leaving for a weeding
0	Still playing catchup . #XWII #coffeebeanandtealeaffortoday #23daysofxtremeworkout #irony instagram.com/p/oz-7-ruBz3/
1	listening to fly with me by duuuhhhh i love it : K
0	I'm really sorry , that your night , wasn't a good one zoe never been to the o2 , so I don't know what it would be ( cont ?
0	Man I really wanna go see Beyonce on tour !
0	Will see him friday ... Missing him loads
0	This is one way to increase the number of characters in a tweet ... #parasites #irony #screenshot #screenwriting pic.twitter.com/IIkS4tf0mV
0	All my paychecks from here on out will go towards strictly shoes and watches #smartchoices #not
0	I MISS THEM . #whatsmysection #whatsmysection #whatsmysection #whatsmysection #whatsmysection
1	well see these people at least knew it was a real parking space unlike some people i know .... annd calculators , printers , etc .
1	- you should put this as your default pic ! i'm still trying to learn how to do that stuff !
1	:O the killers !! awesomeeeee !! Have fun !
0	too old ?! That sucks ...
1	it's time for you to come out of your shell ! easier done then said .
0	So sad i couldn't attend cinemabizarre's party , I live in the wrong country xXx
1	starting the video editing of the first spanking movie we did with Mina ... it will be added to the next update
0	this is exactly how I wanted to spend my weekend #not
0	Oh , and then the wonderful mary murphy said , ' by noon you'll want to shoot yourself ( from lack of sleep ) but that too will pass . ' Great !
1	waaait ! Ommg you smile when you say it's bad news ?! Why are you bipolar on me ? Haha jk boo
0	RT : " Dropped four niggas now I'm making all the dough " #irony RT : Dr. Dre's Homies : Then and Now pic.twitter.com/rMhFEzH4z3
0	I know IB has his finals soon , but quite honestly , his lack of attention makes me feel hideous
1	I slept like the proverbial big baby i am so often called #refreshed
1	I just got home from there ... yummy breadsticks
0	So hideously sleepy
1	My cousin might be coming today ... Cross your fingers !
0	Exam results websites in #India seem to have a clear sense of monetization . Just that what they really lack is simple web dev skills . #irony
0	not knowing how to act around someone has to be the best feeling ever #NOT
0	Also do we cut Hale since he loaded the bases this inning ? He obviously sucks . #sarcasm
0	What do you call the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it #sarcasm
0	dad i love ? thanks so much for everything , you are the most important in my life never leave me daddy ?
1	You could check this Hope it helps . Have great trip
0	baaahhhh thanks for the update kwod was the first sac station I listened to back in the summer of ' 94 in Davis . End of an era
1	been visiting diff websites 2 verify meaning of the name tt we ( I ) chose Oh so long ago . heehee . i still like tt 1st choice name lar .
0	Bathroom cleaned well today yet I c the 1st spider i ever in it 2nite . Is this #irony or did clean change habitat and force him to surface ?
1	When I was 18 a little girl called me " the old lady " . It hit me as very funny at the moment - never forgot it .
1	With jennnieeee ! Watchin movies . Text
0	i wish i lived in america they get all the good stuff
0	I'm ill and I can't stay still ! ( And no , it DIDN'T take me long to think of that one ) #EminemInTheMaking #NOT
0	No contact number for Missguided and they don't answer customer calls ?! and they've sent me a faulty item ... #REALLYIMPRESSED #NOT
1	Huh what about us ??
0	Glad Norwin recognizes the clubs that work their asses off all year to make stuff happen #allsports #sarcasm
1	... actually find something they'll like . it's easy to get a good gift with a lot of money tbh . nowhere near as personal though
0	Mornign my sweethearts , Running late again ... Meeting my girls in town to get things for titp ! Yay . Hope your all well . kisskiss xxxxxxx
1	Well , there's no better place than the playa .
1	How disappointing ... I almost had a good day , but then , what a news haay || work mode wednesday .. enlistment thursday , not looking forward
1	Truth that is truth to you is truth enough .
1	checking out flights to new york
0	Had an hour an half sleep before rudely woken up by my mom . Again now i cant sleep today is gonna be so fun #NOT
1	A nice 31 ? C day in romania
0	RT : In The Flea it describes a relationship where in the literal sense it is parasitic . #irony #vizpoem
1	Bless his heart . Again <3 have faith , we all do . We got your back
0	$ 2,500 to come train for 5 days ... Well at least you guys aren't letting your ego get in the way ... #Chapped #Sarcasm
1	Nice , sometimes it's those mistakes that keep the imagination active
0	I'm so glad such a terrible crime is getting the attention it deserves . #Sarcasm
0	Stuck behind a Sherwin Williams truck on my way home from work #Irony #CoverTheEarth
1	i can't think of a good question either . so far I've typed in my birthdate and some of my old corporate stock , lol !
0	At Coral Park High to see my nephew's 5th grade award ceremony . Bet if I walk thru the halls I'll get in trouble for skipping #irony
0	I remember when his wretched valet would turn up on virtually every Hitler documentary
1	heading to the dentist . fuck school
1	Sitting at Mcdonalds on the laptop , had a coffee and a slice of Banana&Walnut cake
0	yeah , thanks for following , tweeting and DM'ing me dude , I really appreciate it . #Sarcasm
0	Tight schedule coming up !
0	Correction , not an abortion .... Just a chicken period because it want fertilized ... #SoMuchBetter #Not
1	is debating a pizza lunch , for getting so much done yesterday
1	thank you so much ! We had so much fun ! Winnipeg rules
0	SATs tomorrow After that .. $UMMER ' 09 officially starts ;]
0	A good day and many thanks . Pity firstly about the score and then the gerbyl .
0	One thing I thoroughly enjoyed at the game was the incessant need to fill every break in play with music . #NotReally #Sarcasm #PainInArse
1	Closing shop . Will be dreaming in code . iPhone batteries are dead from my boy playing Stick Wars today .. not ambient music tonight .
1	Well I'm going to do some office work now , am a week behind with the finances . Have a nice day everyone
0	No marriage \n -Friar Lawrence \n #your #not #ready
0	Single life is so fun ! None to texts or get compliments from , go on dates with and none to talk about with your friends . love it ! #sarcasm
1	now go ahead talk *
0	I'm SAD SAD SAD !!! thought my aunty Stina coming but no more i was so looking forward to having family .. i miss dat ! i'm alone on maui
1	hey !
1	Literally no one has more playoff experience than Derek Fisher . Pretty positive he is gonna make a great coach for the Knicks or any org .
1	I'm finally going to Switzerland on 4th .
1	good mprninh to you too
0	I haven't had tv in like 6 days not joking I am missing all my shows I'm watching the latest james bond movie So good !! next is mall cop !
1	Hey i think i saw you at ago last night . i hope you had a good night . never been there b4 , really enjoyed it
0	Where is Roberto Cavalli I was interested in hearing his talk #not #TakeOffJustLogo #takeofourlogo #shameshameonyou chant
1	Yay , that's three times I've won NameCheap now
1	hoho - that was funny !
0	Board because friend went back 2 San diego
0	dont worry math il bail ur store out the doggy do whilst ur off !!!!! P.s thanks for cutting access to that extract fan #not
0	Yo what happened 2 my bday shout out ? Only 40 more min n my bday is over So cheer me up Dub .
0	No . Haha ! I'm saying this WAS you all today ; you were practically zombies . " Rude " was for that ;) #sarcasm
0	Am very jealous that while I'm sat at home revising for a bloodyTextiles GCSE , my brother's off in France .
1	Have a nice day lovely
1	Then If I have enfu time I'll see if they can drop me off at the libray so I can upload my new video !!! that was some big tweeting !
0	Gah . Where's Aimee ? Aimee Cando . You're missing . :O
0	Well time for bed gotta get up early tomorrow
0	Imagine if Boruc saves a Rickie Lambert penalty ..... :o #saintsfc #irony
1	we still need to bbq
1	I can #not wait !!!! Chewing my fingers here , shaking like a leaf , stretching hard , #almost there !
0	Awww !!!! Guns are bad when used to shoot good people
0	I just love trailing by 10 points 24/7 #sarcasm
1	finally got your album sent to me in the UK , currently listening to it I love it
0	Don't you love it when your computer crashed half way through a stream .
1	Problem solved ( I think ) . My father told me that it could be air in the radiator and it is . I must start to care about my car Thx
1	Too much ? No , not unless one of the pillows ends up suffocating the one sleeping next to you .
1	thanks for gettin people to follow me guys
0	is sad that our landlord wont let us have a dog
0	meant to say ' on Twitter ' but my thumb failed me
1	Glad you had a great time !! Looking forward to seeing it
0	What I like to see on a Monday #sarcasm #nowork #nomoney pic.twitter.com/LVA2aqBWmw
0	What a let down ! Apple website now says the new iPhone software won't be ready until 6/18 !
1	I forgot how funny Jathro is ... Just watched him on youtube and all most wet my self laughing
1	... except for me . I am a conscientious objector to being mosquito bait .
1	My bf should be psyched about me comin back home - not a video game love you baby !
0	oh man ! I leave for a couple hours , and I apparently missed a whole bunch . sounds ... weird ! and mean ! and lame .
1	well since I can't get u to bring it down the street I doubt u'll bring it here . But u would get my luv and gratitude !
0	So , this is what it feels like to be 18 ? I feel ... TALLER . #not #itsMYbirthday
1	Say something now serena
1	St. Charles Church North Hollywood starts at 11:30 . its good 4 ur soul
1	Hanging with friends at Steningebadet
1	San francisco is beautiful . The view from my room is so pretty ! Having some fun tonight and sleeping in tomorrow
1	Carolina Liar - Show Me What Im Looking For ... i LOVE this chooon ... just LUSH !
0	Dash it all Julian , Dick , Anne , George & Timmy . Uncorked the ginger ale & it's turned cloudy
1	THANX m you have a great day too !
0	They tell fast food workers 2 smile every second !!! Yay , I'm making only $7.40 an hour !!! But ya , I'm happy . #sarcasm
0	#윤아야생일축하해 does #not #rustle . \n➔ . com \n #clancularly \n♗ follow \n #cycles
1	uploading pix to my computer
0	mum won't let me on the computer so ima just take over the tv and hope she lets me on haha
0	There is nothing better than Pitbull singing ' playoffs ' as Timber plays in the background . #sarcasm
1	only cause u said " pwn "
1	newglasses . whoo .
1	Lily drew her first picture today all by herself . It's a snowman It actually looks like one too !!
1	it was the girls a straight up hustler
0	can't believe how cold it is right now ... gonna go cook dinner then make some beads . body is way too sore for exercise
1	OK , I'm going to sleep now . Night guys
0	i got blocked by , what did i do !
1	Hey , is Flight of the Conchords popular there ? It sure is here ! I love those two
1	hi had shared with Jim P we had connected on Twitter . Let me know if soho can assist .
0	Millions glued to their TV sets watching #BelmontStakes favorite #CaliforniaChrome bid for horse racing's #TripleCrown . #Irony
1	not denying the opportunity . Maybe the ingenuity
0	It's always really comforting when you witness a semi-truck driver texting . #not
1	I was born there
0	missing ... 6 days can't pass quick enough
0	I want nick to come home already I hate being alone when I'm sick
0	RT : now we got jonathan martin telling lebron to man up ? oh the #irony
0	Good Morning Twits Mommy Laurie is leaving us this morning gonna miss her but holdin it down while she's gone :-D
0	I am seriously depressed that we could get a from the couch episode out today
0	RT : Don't you love it when your power goes off and on 5 times in 10 minutes . I know I really appreciate it !
1	Love to find pics of me ! ( not my pic ) So delicious .. #delicious #not #so #healthy #but #good #yum #yummy #food #dessert #foodporn #tb
0	what 2 do ! what to do ! im boreddddddddd
1	Social media training while on social media . Wait , I probably shouldn't have tweeted that . #boring #irony
0	Conan and Ferrell cautious and weak tonight
1	meee im glad i stayed up for this
1	eehhhhh what's coming out soon ? having too much fun reading this SVU fanfic right now ... very funny story too
0	me tooooo
1	Awake again ... Seems Iran is still in recount !! Still , Healthier than english politics
0	After 2 weeks of vacation it's my first day back to work and I'm sooooooo excited . #Not
1	My animals are used to it .
0	Phones almost dead , haven't ate , locked out and have to work at 5 . Great day #Not
0	I am especially fond of how good the experience of installing is ... #sarcasm
0	how much would it rule if we woke up one day , looked out our windows , and were looking into each other's faces ? i'd cry
0	My neighbor has a sign saying " No Mexicans " . Damn , I love Idaho ? \n #Sarcasm #CincoDeMayo #EndRacism
1	is prayinq that everyone will have a qood niqht ! and show a little love to the world !
1	I beat that ! Five day weekend ! Five day weekend ! Five day weekend ! Five day weekend ! Five day weekend ! Five day weekend !
0	No duck eggs in the nest this morning . Looks like something made off with the eggs in the night .
1	welcome back black hair I've missed ya
0	have practice at 8 everyday ! im so worn out ... where did my summer go ?
0	At closing ceremony for Be Wise . I hate that It's over .
1	Yeah ... hei hw is life going
1	good morning Morning Wolf .
0	Eric Church singing a song about NOT selling out ? #irony #CMTawards
1	thank's for follow girl
0	Sorry , that blows
0	Ok the binge of angry tweets are over #sorry #not #sorry
0	i would totally go if i wasn't finishing all the invites .
1	oh wow , I wonder if or is available
1	I Love TECHNOLOGY ! you have access to all information ... especially when u know people at the right places ... U can never Hide .
0	oh joy you where def setting high standards last night ! Well I enjoyed my 4 am shift #NOT #sarcasm
0	Don't you love how the turnpike always has " work zones " where fines double , speed is cut in half and there's no construction ever . #Merica
1	bcz you can eat everything , but you won't be fat alright , i'm tweeting too much . well and i'm gonna buy a new game for my lap top , idk wh
0	yes , but it's a secret it's not even close to being done . sent it to me for an ear check real quick . SOWWWY !
0	Thinking of things to do , i am so bored
1	add me
1	Monday , Monday . Mr. Cade is home on the couch & I have lots to do today !
1	had a perfect weekend , and set up the basketball net today
1	Everyone is looking forward to the weekend , our work here is nearly done . 30 minutes to the bud flows .. have a good one
0	Stormy and winston share clothes . She would rather never be hugged . #irony #hugitout #carebears … instagram.com/p/pADUq_j681/
0	what cyclist would walk 8 mi ? I'd get on a recumbent first #not
0	Check out my new site at Have a cool day 100+ here in Sacramento today
1	haha .. that is funny
1	Definately . I don't think you'll be disappointed .
0	Thanks .... I'd love to go bit It would cost alot to get down there too because I live in Edinburgh we will c xxx
1	so twitter is messed up . and sorry i didnt mean to take sides .
0	Might as well just shut off texting ya know , cause everyone is A+ at replying ... #Not
0	stupid sureseats.com glitch . i wanna reserve seats now !
0	Listening to my Friends Love Story which is Cute #Not SIGH !
1	Yeah , I should at least try myself . Have a good night & visit with the Chiro tmrw !
0	That moment when you are stuck behind an international harvester and then that song comes on ! #loveit #irony
0	We will miss him May God bless his future !
0	Ughh ! Everybody is at the concert downtown ! Stupid packing and cleaning .
0	Data input is better than peanut butter ! #sarcasm
1	- have fun ! Get pics if you can
0	Packed Diego costa and begovic in starter futwc pack #not to bad
1	THANK YOU FOR THE FOLLOW FRIDAY RECOMMENDATIONS ! I OWE YOU ALL A FOLLOW FRIDAY HUG .
0	Well that was an absolute great way to end my day . #not
0	#Not the 1st time Giants have gone at the right wing of Wigan
0	I just found the girls twitter from the shovel fight and she is the classiest person I have ever seen . #Sarcasm
0	Classes start Monday , I have not registered and the Uni website is down
0	I'm literally just laying in bed waiting for tomorrow so I can get this surgery over with .. Someone come make me do something ...
1	yayy , there is a 4th season of Hannah Montana .
0	Maybe that explains it . Our syllabus for most stuff ( esp . CS ) is shit here
0	Ugh . Cubs v . Indians started but not on the VTS WGN channel
0	Dear #Memphis , there’s a difference btwn admiring & stalking . Thanks for deterring future Royal visits to America . #sarcasm #RoyalsInMemphis
1	ouch that was so close ! you'll ace it next time
0	I read French ...
1	OldER . OldER . Not ' old ' . No zeros for the year , this time
0	It's kinda hard to tell I'm I'm bring users or not ..... #not #imlieing #itsobvious
0	It's official . I need a new tire
0	tried doing the Assassins Creed 2 teaser with cam , cant get it to do anything tho
0	RT : As opined , give him some credit , it’s very hard to hold the American economy down the way O has . #Sarcasm ! #tcot …
1	something vegy
0	WOW I never have cramps ! UGGGGH this blows
0	ust woke up , and i miss my babeeiij !! , friday is far away i can't wait that long to c him man o shyt
0	I found some interesting things out about my self that I didn't even know woah #sarcasm
0	There's a new Brian Video on th fanclub showing Nick getn ' naked in the background and I cant see it cuz I aint a member
0	Feels really bad he flaked on and her friend in town . Long day I was still pretty inconsiderate to a good friend though .
1	It was a lovely day ... Go Ducks ! Sweet Dreams
0	i love your videos so that means im not sleeping until i've watch the right amount of your vid ( 2 or 3) #not #creepy
1	playing call of duty with bro
0	At hawiian falls , my old job I miss this place !
0	I took a vacation from life #anything u want from me i will be glad #not to help u \nوجك
0	Thanks im SOOO sick . UGHHHH . i know u are too , GET BETTER SOON ! this is no fun !
1	well if you NEED HELP THURS look to us happy to AS LONG AS WE GET TIME TOGETHER
1	omg look at that pic ! U were a handsome lil boy
0	I was planning to go out to take photos this am . But it's raining cats and dogs
1	I'm sure you did great Lauren - you got a lot of fans that love you !
1	Thanks for your tweetful input . Looking forward to more tweets from the Medically Hypnotic part of Sarasota .
0	It's really funny lol , my mom lets my little sister get away with murder , but I cannot see my boyfriend for more than 30 minutes haha . #Not
1	we are working on that point
0	Its 20:45 pm in Norway , school tomorrow , boring , Exam this friday , nooo
0	Hey twitterville .. checking the weather b4 heading out .. VA weather makes u do that
1	so you got there early as hell ... Better than the opposite happening
0	Jay My daughter's finger was smashed in the car door today ... looks " not good " . Say a prayer for her ? She's in lots of pain .
0	I love when NBA refs wait to see if the ball goes in before calling a foul . #sarcasm #savsdal #gospursgo
1	Ah . Yeah , I don't know about the TAFE network . DECS and DFEEST split before I started working there .
0	Turned the A/C down to 60 but it's still hot .
0	Hang on . Does anyone use fax machines any more ???
0	JV tweeted to me and I missed it ! FUCK ! I need to be on here more
0	yeah and the tethering isn't available in the US
0	how are the boys doing - all three of them ? Meant to stop by today , but it was super busy
1	Feel good story- hippy teacher gives up his hair for my friend daughter
1	you are going to make an amazing teacher
0	exactly #sarcasm
1	" you left a stain on every one of my good days . but now i am stronger than you know , i have to let you go " rob thomas
1	I am counting it down until i can go home ....
0	whenever I say it's okay , it doesn't always mean that it's really okay .. :) \nwhen I smile , it doesn't actually mean that I'm happy #sarcasm
1	No I am . I got it now .
0	Love being wolf whistled at by a 15 year old chav #not
1	Finally home after celebrating the BFF's birthday . Goodnight y'all!
1	I have a new Twitter account . Please follow me there - thank you .
0	Thanks for the RT , ! But you guys know I totally wake up looking like that , right ?! barely did a thing ! #not
0	This guy smoking his e-cig in the library is sooooo cool . #not #sarcasm
0	im okay i guess . mostly emotional issues . its hard to trust people after something like that . Im scared to go outside .
0	oh no ! and the tingling and numbness in ur arm is too ! I'm COMING .
0	me too me too me too
0	and we're gonna miss you guys so muchh . go make some awesome tv magic for us now <3
0	Hour and ten minute long appt . So far And I haven't even been seen yet ... #loveit #not
1	and yeah you're awesome
1	watching The Happening ... I'll never look at my plants the same way again !
0	hot and sour soup ?
0	I miss the holidays already soooo tired just want to go back to bed !
0	Essay isn't going so well . I'll be up for a couple more hours
0	twitter has stopped me from tweeting - I have reached my limit - sorry to all players - I cant continue now ..... bye
0	It's so cool when you turn too quick on your heel and almost pop your knee out of place . #Sarcasm #ItsNeverCool
0	* sigh * looking at all these great recording artists , but not one seems to care for my backwoods state of Mississippi . COME PERFORM 4 ME !
0	' Time of your life ' playing through the ceiling . #irony #lastexam #lastdayatuni #forever
0	I'm having to move out of my flat back to my parents ' because my work put me on SSP from full pay .
0	RT : #DailyPotatoFact #101 - at close range , a potato gun does more damage than a hellfire missile #sarcasm #funny ~
1	At the lake with kels
1	And if youwonder about uncoditionel love that only exists between parent and child lol XX
1	cya , lol i might buy it after my Exams who knows anything can happen !
1	Slept through the first half of my birthdayto hear my family goofing around upstairs . Good morning .
0	aw so sweet froz yogey on a frozenass day . . . & , yall wanna get scooped up ? bamfs minus you 2 righ now !
0	i have runny nose ... i can't breathe .. terrible feeling ...
1	haha excellent ! My wife is addicted as well , its a fun game
0	I'm glad I always come home to a happy household .. #not
1	Jus finishin up takin a nice long walk on the Universal City walk on such a beautiful night ... now I'm ready 2 go 2 bed ! I'm TIRED !
0	RT : The cabal of the rich and powerful at #Bilderberg2014 actually have a topic called " Does privacy exist " #irony
0	I know how you feel I couldn't stop crying when I saw that Stefan died it literally broke my heart
1	??????? ???? - ???? 512 ?? / ????? ;) ?? ?? ??? ?? ????????, ??? ?????????? ?????? ????
1	got a lot of shit for the apt ikea . so awesome . didn't spend tons of $$ even better . going home time .
1	I am too . I have all these ideas floating in my head . Now I need to get them on paper-LOL
0	quite amusing . Connecting from the Silverlink , wouldn't mind just being 1 to 2 minutes late ! #irony #delayed
0	i dont feeeeeeeeeeeeel good .
1	Oskar and mummy are going on a fotballgame today
0	Thank you work for got giving me any shifts in 3 weeks !!!!! #NOT
0	is thinking someone should bring her a Big Mac with Fries and a large smarty mcflurry ohhh please someone do it
1	Yeah , thats what I need , 100 followers a day , 36000 in a year , all who know what a sarcastic bastard I really am
1	Last day of schoooool
0	ooh good idea . i'm wrecked too . wish i was still in london i loved it .
0	That past paper went so well got a D talk about going well #not
0	so u pay £9 million to lower #Lallana fee ? Good business sense #not
1	Still alive and got one hell of a story to tell you . Will be back on tuesday to fill you in
0	and the entertainment is over , someone complained properly .. experimental you say ? he should experiment with a melody
0	What I've learned in this Hurst nclex review so far ... is how to speak in a down south accent . #notreadytostudyagain
1	lucky you that you have nice warm weather . It is very wet and cold here now . I am 2.5 hrs north of Sydney
0	“ : Great day for baseball #not ” do good , I love you !
1	Just got a call from to contact two younger guys who are like me - " 5 years ago " . This could be really , really Intersting
0	gonna hit up texas childrens after school today .. jr is still sick
1	is waiting for the train to London
1	thanks for the reminder ! Yes He is !
1	- L O V E going to the circus ! My ticket paid for his lunch
0	what time do u leave tmrw ? We will miss u ! U will be logging in often nah ?
1	Oh and i have Paolo Nutini's new album
0	espire ;) where was yours ! snaapp ! i have had to grip my fringe back , it is sticking to my head lol xx
1	is having a great holiday
1	Home for the weekend . Going to get a few things done here in the office . Have to pick up the family at the airport around midnight .
0	Lagunitas in hand , pizza is on its way . I'm beat . Thankful the weekend is here
1	Off to my room ! Nighty night y'all , sweet dreams and don't let the bed bugs bite !
1	just got soaked in the torrential downpour on the half a km walk home . It was nice
1	and the stockings !! I'm trying to win those .
1	nice ! my morning is ok , a lil sleepy but forcing myself to be productive !!
1	I'm so excited thinking how people are actually buying my shirts and wearing them Wearing my designs So awesome !
1	ge'ez mr money bags ! LOL . That's what Natalie tried to get me to buy but met halfway way now I'm paying the real price .
0	my poor persian cats are miserable today . aw
0	hoover * wind tunnel * ! Ya .. i know . Im still i awe i own one . #sarcasm :-)
0	PLEEEASE , TALK TO ME I'M COMPLETELY CRAZY ABOUT YOU ! YOU SHOULD COME MORE TIMES TO BRAZIL .
0	Blah . Blue light not so special .
0	What an exciting summer this has been and will be #not
0	Wow thanks . You're being such a great sport :) #sarcasm -_-
0	it really , reeeeeally hurts
1	it was amazing . I'm bruised ahaha ! I felt so gross afterwards . see you Friday
0	Thanks ... sniff * thinking about hanging made me imagine a noose around my neck ...
1	#nvfn = totally fun , great group of ppl . Lookin forward to the friendship that comes w more events thx to all who came & to
1	Just bought INXS ' " The Gift " . - Don't know why , but this song's been one of my all-time favorites since I've been a teen aged by . - Rock !
0	I like that being drunk makes me nostalgic as fuck . #NOT
0	I thought these were suppose to be soft curlers to sleep on not fucking rocks .... Good night sleep ahead I can already tell #not
0	Buuuuh ! I'll just have to find other people to send it too .
0	Android update to 4.2 deleted Google Talk app and replaced it with Hangouts . #not #in #control
0	Ugh gross
0	yeah me too . Fruity Pebbles sounds sooo good right now .
1	it was a long unit , but what helped me during those hours was iCarly !!
1	Congrats on the great seats for your first Keane concert . See you in Kitchener in September
1	just said bye to mona ... aww but lush time
0	im the bed right now im feel so much sick u.u
1	" big dick - everyone can have it " - a spam message header that I am sure will delight all fans big dicks from both genders
0	30stm playin at london tommorow & only london in england
0	This roller coaster of emotions is just SO awesome today . #not
0	Anything a lil unusual about this picture ? xD #irony #mugshot #fantastic maddie_krantz instagram.com/p/omn-PIm4Yx/
1	I have to try and switch off or I'd go mad . Twitter helps !
0	SEE ! .. It lost the will to live man aint kno one aimin him . Talkin 2 him as a group is less incriminatinh
0	i discovered my new hate for birds . of course they chirp at 5:00 am infront of MY window . fuck off & let me sleep !
0	so apparently i'll still have finals on saturday even when i leave mawakeb . how cute #not
0	Watching America's Next Top Model while eating Nutella #irony
0	One of the puppies we sold . I just edited the pic abit . He was so damn cute
1	With and her hubby waiting for my hubby aka Dane Cook to come out and dance monkey dance !
1	vj ... you punk i wish i could do the on the berry . but oh well . lazy sunday should get it's own week .
0	I guess the answer to my last status is NO !
1	Time for another wonderful day . I'm so happy to be here .
0	French exam tomorrow , that sucks
1	outside in my backyard tanning , i take that back .. my legs are burnt . :/ i wanna go to greece again and get all dark
0	Wow you make me feel like a queen #sarcasm
0	tesco half fat cheese is just not yummy
1	thanks for takin us out on thursday .. had a good time Thankyoou x
1	Well , tends to do that . But being compared to me ? You should take that as a compliment . Hehe .
0	sad that was this morning .
1	why thank you !.. i wish someone else would say that your beautiful to my kitten ..
0	I love it when I get stung by a wasp first thing in the morning . #not
1	i have a zebra effect mouse at work nicely striped with a permanent marker
0	Nobody understands how i feel ( mayb if i was dead someone would
0	Why do my friends feel as though they don't need to bring gifts to my house warming ... A mess
0	Escaped my flood . Visiting mom in Naples while crews work to dry out my place . Trooper's at the kennel
1	i literally have no idea how but I suppose it's a good thing !!
0	niggers to old to be telling other niggers parents #fuckboys #want #claim #they #real #but #not #fw #that #action #110Gg
0	
0	well , aion is an amazing game and so are the members of the aion team ! keep up the good work * dying to get into the beta *
0	I'm staying in to watch the football over the speedway tonight #NOT #nothanks #borin
0	so i destroy a bunch of #feminists on the internet 5 days ago . They never stopped attacking me cause they can't stand being wrong . #irony
1	Sorry for the lateness tadi ! Come come later otay ? Shd be funsies
0	100 Followers ! [ Don't laugh at me ]
0	you tweeted me over 15 times . Your really making me rethink my ideas with blind arguments #not
1	nice lightning
1	ha ha ... I'm gonna drop them off at the compound !!!!
0	That's so sad ! I'm totally feeling your pain !
1	More than all is pretty cute one .. Loved her smile n your smile aswell
0	Lord , help me . I didn't like what I see in the dining room this morning . A view of mom & dad with hardened face .
0	#StevenGerrard to quit after #brendanrodgers forgets to put a bow on Stevie G's present . #NOT \nHappy Birthday #StevieG
0	is confused
1	... we are building a fabulous new platform for the worlds best creatives , keep a look out for the launch
0	For someone who always thought he didn't like racing games , I sure seem to love a couple of racing games
1	time to hit the study notes ! prep for friday's exam !
0	Work until 930
1	Watchn him do his thang ...
0	RT : #Irony > Occupier calls another occupier | India may Rename POK as Pak-Occupied Jammu and Kashmir . #Kashmir
0	this is what they are reporting , fell off my chair #not
0	They're cursing up a storm over there . #growup #adults #not
1	yea i know ... he must be over the moon im so glad he won tho federer for the win !
1	Attribution ? This is twitter ! Steal and take credit yourself ! Oh hang on , I need Sarcastica now ... ( thanks for the video link ! )
1	hmm , okay And thre ok , idk . I've been on a real high the last 1-2 mnths , n now i've gone right down , i just cba with anythn
1	???? ??? ???? ( Eurovision , that is
0	burned my hand and tongue on microwaved lasagna
1	Radio Girl Volbeat ..... Last hit
1	yip , keeping busy
0	who's erinxily ? do you have another bff named erin ? bc mine is erinnxily JK .
1	I literally can't wait for pretty little liars on tonight
0	Good thing I'm back at the dirty bird tomorrow . #redrobinislife #loljk #not
1	Okay ... how's this for a deal . I'll draw you a peach for your ankle since you drew my yin-yang
1	I could see Warren and Garth doing those .
1	you talking Perez ? He can go play in traffic for all i care . He has nothing but negativity to say about people ! 5 !
1	Starting to enjoy gardening
0	The Haight street festival was so much fun !!! Hippies galore and brownies I adore ! too bad I couldn't have any
1	sounds serious man , rest need you , well get soon
1	I have always wanted to open one to see if the alarm does sound haha
1	what up kid ?
1	Listened to you and Richard Cheese while cleaning this afternoon . Hope the show goes well !
1	its a band , listen to them !
0	Got up early tfor the gym , and I don't think I'll be going . I feel horrible
1	i think ? that's funny ... a new addiction
0	is feeling inferior again
1	I am not a wall-flower or a nobody I am woman my name is Ilka hear me RRRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRR
0	RT : We always say that MSHS isn't a good school but when we graduate , we all miss MSHS #irony
0	its true ... appa really does complain
0	Ticket leaders in order cause my opinion matters #not
0	I think physics is #cool , I #do guitar , and I am #not currently suffering through engineering ( but I love it ) #2truths1lie #icebroken
0	had a hard , I mean , really hard time sleeping . Probably because I had way too much Dark Mocha Frappuccino with my HS barkada .
1	but i think i deserve to do that coz i'm graduating after 4 years of uni !
0	Oh yeah Ill drink a beer right after I workout #turnup #NOT
0	Oh babe , I hate to go .
0	Bummed to be leaving the lake .. Home then work in the morning .
0	Sitting at peytons . Freaking out a little .. Everything should be okay i love you guys
1	I have an intense love affair going on with FOOD !
0	I think my router died
0	already did . Twice now . Life is driving me to drink . Nothing is working out for me today . I miss the boy . Sob !
0	RT : Being ignored is my favorite thing ever #sarcasm
1	Discovered Twitpic and knows how to use it now
0	Xrays scare me . I dont like all the beeping noises they make . And i don't get to see the surgen guy until tomorrow .
1	I feel like a trolly dolly now what with all these travelling . Hahaha
0	Oh , you’re 14 and quit smoking ? How inspiring .
1	hi friend
1	Is it weird ? That I HAVE to sleep with a pillor between my legs ? Bcuz I dnt like my legs laying on top of eachother . Lol . OCD ?? Nooooooo
1	Im bored ... and Hugh Fernley Whittingstal is reminding me of Richard .. Making me rather un-bored ...
1	okay back to the caldrons to make more peppermint summer protection ... caldrons are working overtime
1	Not that bad ! ? it will keep the shot cold and there'll be no washing up !
1	color was blue because you were blue like for a doll and my best friends was pink for MK when i was little
1	haha very nicely done - much better
0	Owww how i miss back in the days hanging out with ! How time flys by
1	infotrafic : circulati cu prudenta , a plouat . Vreti link ?
1	what kind of movies do you like ? Just so you know im watching Knocked Up
1	why ??? its days like these that deserve lots of it
1	Just had dinner , going to play something behind the PC . en hoe gaat het met jou ?
1	happy place indeed !!
0	another show without us , huh ? Where do you guys play in Tacoma ? Hells Kitchen ? Somewhere else ?
1	my empty room is waiting 4 you
1	Sorry . .. I ate them all up
0	Don't you love it when your bf is being a butt hole for no reason ?
0	♪ Truth either you're wrong or you're right
1	That movie was soooo good !!
0	Wow longest fucking day at work so glad I get paid minimum wage #not
1	hey , at least you get a weekend
1	Tonight was fun , im looking forward to next year
1	hav a good 1 all u freaks out there !
1	Hi Jaime ! Can I bug you with a request for " We Don't Wanna Come Down " ? BTW , are you still glowing from your JK shout out ?
1	Breakfast of champions , right ??
1	#重要\n #NIPPONESE99 , #TAKE_UR_TIME_THINKING_TO_ACCEPT #1ST 永� 楽園 OR #NOT #AT_LEAST , SPREAD MY CARDS AMONG U , U MUST REVERT & #START PRAYING #NOW
1	awesome . Ya its a good job i work with great ppl so they make it worth while
1	And yet , it's still called " rush " hour . ow.ly/i/5Kfpb #irony
1	Closer to Mother Nature ? My body's in front of my pc , but my soul is flying there with you ....
1	what's the roi of social ? 12k in 24 hours , 17k in a month , or helping a family in need #cmsummit
1	me too , reminds me of good times and happy days , more to come hopefully
1	it works better for me if I use it while in the shower .... then no ragged edged
1	- HAHAHA EXACTLY ! cause it'll be on a plan ... with INTERNET !!
0	At a board meeting for Vermont Hand Crafters ... got the start time wrong and I was 2 hours late .
1	Please play ' Falling Down ' by Space Cowboy . It reminds me of Lady Gaga's Just Dance ... afterall he did DJ for her . PLEASE ?
1	Brilliant ! thats my Friday night sorted ! Dont forget to say hi too Rosscarbery
1	Thank you Ms Netra !
1	Let's see how good land of the lost is
0	head hurt
1	time to sleep , tomorrow will be a long day but Division Minuscula worth it
1	Private beta testers , I have something new for you to try out See group for details .
1	Anna is trying to straighten up the Leaning Tower of Pisa ...
0	I'm fucking excited about tonight's #BlueJays game , Can't wait to see Happ pitch #sarcasm
0	I love it when people are blatantly ignorant !! #sarcasm #unnecessary
0	* Stands up and claps for the officiating * #rtz #WeTheNorth #sarcasm
1	Animated gems #19 ' Dimensions of Dialogue ' by Jan Svankmajer . Surrealist veg-e-mation extravaganza !
1	I haven't listened to Jimmy Eat World in ages
1	Hey janelle ! after your little " cat nap " maybe you can get on my CD lmao jk . You can make it sunday . Ja ja ja
0	am sleepy ... even though its mid afternoon lol- a little narked off as well
0	I'm not arguing . I don't get it ... what is it about the good shows that keep dying an early death ?
0	Axford is as horrible at baseball as his facial hair is at not being awful . #RollTribe #Sarcasm
1	Brazil missing you xx
0	On a verge of a breakdow because os all this raiiiiin !!!!!
0	I feeel soo lonely ... Everyones out enjoying their last day of high school while I get the worst of the worst time ever ! Save me , please
1	cant wait for a bit of dancing on ice 2nightttt x
1	i voted like ten times
0	Ohhhhh I feel you on that Sasha ... I really do !
1	hey Carrie do you know , you have 3 step-sisters me , and XD ask your mom about that LOL Xx
0	guess what ? is ignoring me once again . luv him so much . #not
0	Good morning all looks like i'll be off the bike today but doing claims in the car
0	is ill how unfortunate ... :|
0	The 31 Greatest Moments In The History Of #Irony buzzfeed.com/robinedds/the-… via
1	commencement today
0	People are so classy !!! I just don't understand !!! #Sarcasm #CantDeal
0	Don't count on it
0	didn't manage to get my blackberry today maybe next month .
0	no offense to you hon , but does it really matter , Ghost for esports is about as shit as a hooker with morals . #js
1	That was you ? GRRR .
1	you are simply the best ! I don't know of anyone else who would go around the croud taking pics w/ everyone ! <3
1	And we'e back !
1	Loso is so damn sexy I hope someone brings him out on stage Sunday summer jam
1	first day of work then with nate . happy 3 years !!
1	You should try them some time . I think they sound really lovely .
1	even if u had my # u couldn't upset me
0	she meant violated , i wonder how you would react to a total stranger taking pics of your 5 year old ... #not
1	will try
0	That's the best way to start a day ! I unfortunately did not experience the same joy this morning ... lol
1	You should just adopt me as your little sister . I don't think people would question it , haha
0	Hate to be a downer , but today is the worst day ever . It was so Tracey and Sara . Aren't we due for a good one yet ?
1	spelling mistake , genius . It's Professional , babe , lol .
0	You are a result of years of evolution . \nAct accordingly #Philosophy #sarcasm
1	Hey ! Vote for ! He's currently in 3rd place ! spread the word ! Vote as many times as you can
1	gonna be another late one tonight but it'l be worth it once Class Trip : Back 2 Biotechnology debuts
1	Are you a shop keeper of an online shop ? Want to be part of the background for this twitter profile ? DM me - it's FREE advertising
1	good call ! I do too .... I love me
0	Kinda sad .. I miss u cathy hope ur resting peacefully love you soo mich my dominican princess
1	ok , because at first , i was like you ' wasn't that yesterday' ? thanks for the update .
0	I tried to read upstairs but failed ... I fell asleep ...
1	loving my new baby ( puppy )
1	Good morning people . Jeez only 3 days of school left . 1st day of finals , got math & scripture . Ah ! Wish me luck
0	Oww , my dog ran in front of me as I was going down the stairs and made me fall .
1	not in the mood for school , luckily its thursday though
1	... of S ? derling ?
1	I've finished work now having lunch how are you ? Huggs
1	Very cool !
0	you guys literally laid on the horn and set the alarm off for a good 5 minutes ...
0	I absolutely love going to work when we're short staffed #not #onecottoncandyfrappachinoawayfromslappinahoe
1	I love waking up at 4:00 in the morning for work excited for tomorrow though !!!!
0	Hoy largamos temprano . All day in the University
0	RT : Remember ladies : it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals , as long as your future husband is doing well on his . #sarc …
1	tnx just read your email
1	ope , nope there is still a few
0	People who try to look good in front others deserve a gold medal for effort ! #Not
1	Happy Sunny Sunday all !! Enjoy your day !!!!!!!
0	Nancy Grace caring is about as real as Pam Anderson's tits .
0	Hmm ... Just realised . I'm smart , yet not at all popular . I'm definitely at one end of the popularity scale . Sad Smiley
0	never been this hurt in my life ( U )
0	Egg whites and tuna ... yumm !!! #Sarcasm #BeingHealthySucks
0	Love working Sunday Carvery on a lush sunny day #not let's hope everyone's having a bbq instead !!
1	Sawzaw kills cabinets dead . Room looking bigger . Can't believe how these w/ put together . . Next week : out comes the counter top .
0	Has loads of cool pok ? mon to trade , but no one to trade with Anyone want a male Ralts ?
0	Usually I text people because I dont want any response back #Not
1	thanks brock ahahh
1	hey paris ? Do u ever reply to ur fans tweet ? can u follow me back ? I <3 u !
0	Uh oh ... Think this may be over
0	#Snoopyism - My #humor and #sarcasm get me thru .. the best and worst of times ... always instagram.com/p/npiu1Asp5X/
0	Rain - just in time for the pool party
1	is gettn ready to board this plane to LA ... i missed EMI yall ... time to go back !
1	I'm off to get it now woop !!
1	- my cartoonized pic ...
1	Yup ! Stamp out smoking !
0	she wanted to be with me now she is gone
1	Almost 1AM and still working on that rush project . Fun tho
1	Let ? s get reckless , dance with our hands to the beat . don ? t let this slip throw our fingers .
0	is mad that its raining
1	is nervous to hear about jonas meet and greet most likely tomorrow but EXCITED to book miley tickets
1	please tell me . i would really appriciate it !
1	such a pleasure to know you both !
1	we have orange ones at work , 11 of them I think
0	Hating myself for being at work
0	Why are people posting their nightly prayers on FB ?? I'm so confused . #sarcasm #annoyed #keepsomestuffprivate
1	has an amzing girl on my mind i realy hope it works out !! she is amazing , i hope Jesus see fit to put us together !!
1	good for you hard work but someone has to do it !
0	tired lol need to seleep
0	dayummm ur background profile is mint . can see the mirror
1	how was it ? See anybody that I would know ?
0	can't switch to bb cos I got my sidekick plan when it was only $19 . if I switch to bb it'll be $35
0	I think that's what happened . I knew getting it early was too good to be true !
1	: You know you are a Tweetaholic when you Tweet more tan you bond with family . <> Get your family on twitter
1	( ) Yes it was - thanks for the invite and the yummy food
1	Oooops ! Wrong Pebles Susan B my bad enjoy your pet
0	what an ass . Some people are just jerks
1	Can't wait for the videos !! i'm sure they'll be amazing !!!
0	owner's blatant racism gave this sale highest profile ( cf media mentions ) ==> many bidders ==> an extra billion ==> #irony
1	9:12 am is woke getting ready to go runnin with my sis ...
1	It's time for me to turn into a pumpkin ! I need to get up in about 7 hours .. old days I'd be in bed 2 hours ago Tweet me !
0	Still have to write a paper & take a quiz . Gotta love tech classes . #sarcasm
0	Is it ever possible to get through to ? ' The longer you delay ... ' #irony
0	Basically ... #lol #language #languages #bilingual #English #spanish #sarcasm #sarcastic #haha #funny instagram.com/p/nmAB26JcyD/
1	Good Morning ! Smile & be nice today ~ " Pleasant words are as an honeycomb , sweet to the soul , and health to the bones . " ( Prov 16:24 )
0	New Moon will be sucky . Kristen Stewart SUCKS so fuckingly BAD !
0	losers in tier 1 winners in teir 2 ? Tough decision #not
1	real all day babe
1	heya other Carry On type peeps where Anita Harris , Jacki Piper , Valerie Leon , Sue and Valerie James and Lynda Baron .
0	The special guest never came
0	Took a career test and it said career counseling is the best suited for me . #irony
0	Soo tonite I went out with a couple n others in love .. Ppl that i used to hang out with ... But it was kinda depres'n ... I was alone .
0	but your emoji is a darkshine\nHaha how funny I am #not
0	My leg and i got all 50 staples taken out today and the Doc told me no standing on my leg for 8 weeks . Bummer
1	my best friend won tickets to see them from kiis fm !
0	Peace love tattoos that don't come off right away #not
0	511.org appears to be highjacked at the moment Want to check out bike to work activities on Thursday .
1	thx for the comment ... btw what should i do with my hair ? it's a concert so i have to look good
1	Thx ! Of course I come to find there are tons like it out on other blogs , but I'm gratified to see others have similar views
0	OHHH I see .. Im waiting on alcohol right now , whiskey & beer .. Cant shake this damn depression , gettin worse as night comes
1	I normally tweople who tweet their every meal , but sometimes a meal is so good you have to share ..
0	Darker than Black sequel !! greatest news all week . Was a terribly terrible week though
1	workin later . listening to Framing Hanley
0	aw man , sorry to hear that kid . was it before or after our bible study class Sunday ?
1	glad to see you working
0	tears of joy or bonding i hope
0	back to work ... knee still messed up , so probably no running today
0	Cause it's smart to have black autograph pages in the yearbook .. #not
1	ohhhh yeaaaaa im finally done with my powerpoint , tmmrw doing an essay ahhh it sucks but schools almost over so idfc text mee , btw ily .
0	#NotOneMore idiot that doesn't know a thing about guns to take away our rights . #not the guns fault
1	And so the good weather continues ! Just brought An Horse's album ' rearrange beds ' Very good album , i suggest you check it out !
1	Adobe AIR .
1	LOL . Apple needs Windows OS to help create the Mac Pro . pic.twitter.com/edOwr8QBr1 #irony
1	That would be amazing ! Plus I have like 3 months summer holiday this year so I want decent weather !
0	Listening to music & waiting on my daddy to bring me my freakin sprite ! You ?
0	Tired . . . just got home from work , takin a quick shower then OUT . . . don't bother me -_-
0	Just my luck that a PSB B-side is avaiable when I'm at school ....
1	Neo , Swift , City ? ........ GTR ?
0	are they really my friends ? not sure anymore ...
1	Heck , down to a single day . This classic and I are connected
0	The luck of the Irish was not with me today , despite the origin of my name and the fact that I wore my Irish green t-shirt .
1	Flood in Tooley Street caused power outage this morning and our email went down - all back up and running fine now
0	24” display is small . #webdesign #firstworldproblems #sarcasm
1	my cluster is back and I'm a happy man
1	me and nick have just ordered chocolate pizza yumm
1	yes
0	A rainy cold day .. I wish i could find my hp books ...
0	how depressing ? I couldn't eat breakfast in the garden this morning
1	Flickr Pro has more sets and collections and no upload limits . I like organisation .
1	may you get a good night's sleep . Great show tonight - see you at the m&g tomorrow in DC ! * hugs *
0	My mother has gone to the Banksy exhibition before me . NOOOO . Also - STOP TELLING ME ABOUT IT WOMAN . I want to see it all for myself
0	So upset ... girls shoulda had their senior night game tonight .... leave the field and not even 10 min . later , sun starts come out #not happy
0	I called a hoe and ugly by a girl I've never seen in my life ... #ImSoHurt #NOT
1	Nothing like some warm soup and a Valium to put me to sleep . Ahhh ... finally time for sleep and a brand new day tomorrow .
1	says HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE !
0	Slow & difficult start to the morning which became disastrous as I realised I had no coffee at home ..... Now relying on office coffee
0	Trying to make it to breakfast , but I don't see it happening .
0	Bank today tried to bribe me to move to internet-only banking . Just after blocking my card for buying stuff online . #irony
1	Sorry " enter " button got me again ! You're such a cool mom !
1	Grrr ... sorry DM is messed up 4 sum reason . But I am great ! How r u ?
0	I hate that I hold one when I should be letting go , and I let go when I should be holding on <3
1	Exams are finally over
1	Good Morning Good People .. BTW ...
1	Kim , my hair has been long like yours my entire life and i cut it in December and i totally regret it . Think it through .
0	it might have been hit by lightning over the atlantic , very little hope for survivors , am very very saddened
0	Might as just said you guys had to wash your hair .... Ha #rwb
0	I know what you mean !!! I've developed a fear of Carbs . Nothing terrifies me like a bowl of rice or a loaf of White Bread !!!
1	by elisabeth movile
1	Thank you Mr M ... you're a star ! x
0	Wow studying for this ap chem is going really well #sarcasm
1	your message was send a day ago so I guess today is the big day , right ?
0	Missing hakish
0	I am lost . Please help me find a good home .
0	When you're in a French city that discriminates against Americans on the anniversary of Joan of Arc's death you get a little nervous . #Irony
0	! I was just in Montreal Quebec and i didnt see you !
0	Is watching the clouds roll back into Bethpage
1	The woman who helped my link my account with my bearcat card graduated from BU in 2007 #irony
1	watching bolt and then bed ... driving back to tampa tomorrow !!!!
1	Only 2 more days !
1	i am working at a scrapbook store in van buren one day a week i have no definitive schedule or anything
1	haaay
0	german german german german exam in about an hour , nevous as hell !!!! i don't like ' m ? ndliche pr ? fungen ' have to relaxxxxxx haha
0	I'm doing my homework ... YAY !!! #Sarcasm
0	ain't cutting the proverbial mustard
1	maybe a try on petitiononline.com?
0	pattern of right parties 1 & 2 .
0	Maybe I should lower my standards . Then I wouldn't be disappointed ! #NOT
0	just used the last of my fresh sugar lip scrub great stuff just can't buy here
0	souvlaki hut for dinner tonight . or some shit . haha , yay . i don't want home cooking tonight . i don't know why
0	Best friend is at the pool . Boyfriend is at the beach . And here I am stuck in Cape by myself getting ready for work ... #ilovesummer #not
0	Detroit was named the #1 US City against natural disasters . #irony
0	How funny is the #irony of this #tooth shaped candy jar with a #filling as the lid ?! #dentalhumor #smile pic.twitter.com/sex6dDkd93
1	if you like 2 laugh .. have a good time .. follow me .. its just that simple
1	EVERYONE's on facebook { just approved a prospective future employer . it's aight . i ain't got nuffn to hide } ;?) * facebooking & proud *
1	Thanks ! I've never hugged an elephant .
0	Home after hanging out with Jesus . I'm having problems installing Majora's Mask on Wii
0	#Sarcasm to the fucking fullest .
1	Thank you
1	If u work in a cubicle u need one of these trust me Rear view mirror & doc holder in one ...
0	INSOMNIA !! .... sleep where are u ? ... I miss U
0	I remember this time last year ahh when I had about 6 exams left and I didn't know any of them #goodtimes #not
1	thanks it's my first time going to a Japanese supermarket in sac . Thanks yelp !
1	IQ of 145 apparently ! Don't feel that clever !
0	it is me in the Nivea as . Haven't you noticed ..... #yeahright #notquite
1	Can it be next week already so we can get a new episode of #ExOnTheBeach ???? #not #on #enough #addicted
1	CANT WAIT FOR HOME GROUP BEAUTIFUL NEW HOME !
0	he is certainly well suited to that job isn't he ? #not
1	Spinning right round ...
0	you should be jealous , aha ! i ate it all . sad . We should haha subway is like our restaurant . lov ..
0	According to FB , nothing . Vanity URLs are not editable , transferable or changeable . What an awful " oops . "
1	even lunchen
0	On the road ... missed the #apprentice finale
0	yes wrong you was indeed for not replying to me tweet and it was such a caring tweet too
0	... and then she turned to me and said " and thats was my mother's day . Yepp , and the best part , the only good part about it was you "
0	My baby is in hospital ... he got a headcut Hope he get well soon ...
0	I am going to go to bed . After being betrayed Work tomorrow . ily Luke . Night world xoxx
0	Oh no . I just saw the news about your foot . Can you still pole dance or have you been denied ?
1	Everyday is becoming a new and exciting adventure !
0	Whys it always the people that think their gods gift that are so ugly ? #ew #not #attractive
1	Whoa Danny ! You are up late ! Sweet dreams ! XO
0	It's totally time to sleep bes I can't I can't I can't! Whaaaat iiiis thiiiis . Mr. Sandman wainik ?
1	. No , is really just my friend , we met when I lived in London , not family , but we are very close anyway
1	Wolverine was great !!! now im home goin to bed !
1	Gtnrdy & Home , Then Going For A Jog ?
0	i dunnoo , i think Fix You is indoors i can hear a slight echo .. i recon Glass of Water * siiiiigh * i could cry
1	yes it is
1	that's good time for sleep , night night
0	So cold inside at work . Two more hours at work till the big day ! But my stomach hurts . damn sausage Mcmuffins . Haha . You know ...
0	RT : Probably about as effective as hashtag activism .
0	I'm playing a video game AND I'm a girl am I special yet ? #sarcasm
0	RT : How stupid is boys hug girls day ? I am sure girls are so willing to let random guys hug them . #Sarcasm
1	hey !! i can't wait to interview you guys !!
0	Omg and the fact that u stuck up for me !! Awesome .... #not
1	you most certainly can , sweetpea . good morning xx
1	, lovely fashion play list I especially dig the blue and white polka dot dress .
0	you're saying 5 empty houses for every homeless in US is moral wrong . Why u hate freedom ? #sarcasm
1	i dont really understand either .. i guess we just say what we're doing at the time
1	I literally tell my mom everything and its pretty great
0	Awwww on the " about 2 cry " that makes me sad
0	" No spikes for homeless people ? give me your address and I will tell each homeless person I see to go to your house " literally
1	Thank you fr d warning !!!
0	Leather jacket and leather bag , I'm so punk rock #sarcasm
0	Last Friday or Junior year has me all sentimental . #Not
1	$25 plus shipping
1	- i meant Live Arcade there ..
0	I just love when you're watching a show with your parents and then there's a sex scene . #sarcasm
0	I just love when my mom calls just to yell at me . \n #not
1	“ : Remember the gifted DIVA singer , Phyllis Hyman . #Not in Vain”I loooove her
1	What a great guide for those of us that are unsure ! THX
0	Definitely wishing I hadn't married into a family of Evertonians
1	i get alot of love on youtube but they be dogging me ! lmfao i love it U CAN NEVER BREAK ME !
1	No more mentioning recovery drink this time of night ! Now you have me wanting a glass ! lol
1	Got the coolest shirt today ! It has spongebob and patrick on it and it says " shut up and dance "
0	Watching the news at Nana's . Poor Iran .
0	FUUUUUUUUUU stupid fucking cricket's on instead of rove !!!! now i'm going to have to wait and download it sldjslj
0	My boyfriend likes to dress up in drag and take it in the butt . #kidding #not
0	- bruise on my arm ryan popped a blood vessel on my arm yesterday
1	11 weeks due Dec . 21st
0	Some people's text back game is so on point ! #sarcasm
0	Reese I Missss Him Bra Been Gone For A Min #Not Reese In Jail
0	More ale . The journey of a thousand miles must begin with the first step ! xx Bad head too
1	I love these summer evenings
1	YES .... New ones ... Lol
1	it's going to be released worldwide on june 15 . says on their myspace
1	its a playing rounders in the park thing
1	we are having champagne wish you were here !
0	“ : pic.twitter.com/cTVwpdZzjz BOYCOTT #Target because u allow #GUNS ”
0	missing my sister - tears
1	okay sir . Will do
0	It is about as much an election than Katie Price was a singer .
1	yes !
1	just had some bomb chicken adobo and beef steak ha .
0	wont make it
0	I can undertand the 10 yr trouble Sonia Gandhi has gone through to prepare Rahul , but alas ! It will go to waste says #ModiInAmethi #sarcasm
0	I feel like I have been hit by a truck ... And have been given cold chills ... #great #not
1	im gunna juhs so its another way to talk ta yu <3
1	- me and one of my girls
1	Who me ? Yes you ! You stole the cookie out of the cookie jar ..
0	Frustrating morning . Cohen is refusing to attend camp Gotta figure out what to do now . Hope they do refunds ! $$
1	Bless the man on the bus who kept shouting ' BULANCE ' to himself when an ambulance went past . More people should shout for the hell of it
1	lol as did you =P You didnt ans probs due to volume of tweets you get so thought would pop it on again Hope not a VR boob ?
1	They were at my house
1	girls are too cute ! Looks like it was a lovely way to spend the day .
1	about to eat lunch & a donut for dessert !! im evil .
0	Loved the Selah show ! Caught a terrible cold
0	fingers crossed ! ( Haven't memorised any sociology yet so should be great ) #not
0	i dont know your comign to my birthday right ? hot damn 15th ? xxx
1	oh that's madd cool .
0	“We are our choices . ” ― Jean-Paul Sartre #sarcasm pinterest.com/pin/3418514279…
0	I really don't like olives ... But the gf is eating them
0	RT " : Davido works like he's been broke all of his life while Wizkid works like he's been rich from birth . #Irony "
1	and baby carol are sharing some warm milk
1	Just saw a kid playing with a light sabor on my street . Hehe life is so much more simple than we make it . Find little reasons to smile
1	I guess so And confessing I'm quite often haunted by Patricia too ... By a lot of David's actresses actually ... All of them !
0	LAKERSSSS . Ugh , game casting again !!!
0	Says the guy who goes by the name " BulyPulpit4 " . #irony
0	you know it . I'm gonna miss the little I'm sized windows .
0	having a stomach ache
0	yes , and I moved away from HP because of that ; driver/software often buggy and failing at PC startup too
1	yeppy Egg with me !! My lovely soft egg is going to stay n my desk and make me company
1	just got done swimmingg txt it .
1	Exams ' update : Corporate Finance done ( 6/6 ) - No more exam => Holiday !
1	Adding a sun room to my mental box and cleaning out the cob webs
1	That may have been the woman that told me her ex's new wife was snooping
0	Registered on SMSGYAN . Now I can tweet via sms for free .. Thanks to But unfortunately its not working
1	eating strawberries , it gives me such a summerfeeling
0	Hi hi , testing testing . Lol ! Im so bored now ! What a boring saturday ! -
1	graaaa ... i have dried super glue all over my hands , lol , feeling to lazy to attempt to get if off now .
1	you are not a geek if you study for a degree .. you are a nerd ...
0	England match abandoned due to thunder storm . Great timely advert !! #irony #EngvHon pic.twitter.com/gKthKxY0Fk
0	Isn't Lebron a spokesperson for Gaterade ? #irony #spursvsheat #HeatvsSpurs #nba
1	: My Side Of The Story is geniaaaaaaaal i love it !
1	Hey , hi . I'm here to look pretty and insult your intelligence . [ insert something insulting to your intelligence and hairflip here ] #Sarcasm
1	Ryan was pissed because the gay waiter flirted more with me than with him .
0	' Tis Pity She's A Whore ' 1954edition . Note women characters listed in separate bottom pg , below male servants #irony pic.twitter.com/D7LDpzty5I
1	KK sounds like a plan
0	Rant of the day-People who don't spell my name right . Examples-my fiance's entire family , my realtor , people who reply to my emails , etc
1	I'm no cake decorator , though , so idea might be total bollocks .
1	lls hell no .... and imma witness cause i have an 8am and 10am class
0	i cant see the pics from my pon ! ill see them when ill come back home from work .. * kiss kiss *
1	shane dawson is sooo hott
0	Oh good just what #gh needs more cast members #sarcasm
0	I'm in a real great mood for it being Friday . #not
1	Ur the good morning fairy today !! Good morning !
0	I know I was being entirely sarcastic . Get with the programme ps taken by a girl ... really #sarcasm
0	who on some professional track mastering #whatsup #real deal #not 1st time project #all 4 CHRIST !!!
0	I really appreciate that the chick sitting next to me in the computer lab went and puffed a smoke outside , she smells wonderful now #sarcasm
0	Gweneth Paltrow Attention Whore complaining abt receiving attention This is all making sense now ! #not
0	We isolate ourselves to protect us from harm but sometimes harm comes from within yourself or ppl closest to you #irony
1	haha one day we will have a huge roadtrip
1	Chi-town holla !
1	ii dont likee her .,, shes too puffy ,, dont get me wrong , she can sing , shes just odd ,, and ii dunno why ii said puffy ,, sowii xx
1	I'm pretty sure at least 1/2 of those are towards you & your raging makes me & I think I'm emulating you by accident ? =\
1	It's a lovely birthday morning in Maine .
1	- wow congratulations
0	Getting ready to leave the beautiful beach
0	RT : Russian friends , North Korea , Syria , Cuba . Many Russians emigrate there - great living …
1	has just bought another I-Phone woop woop lovin life xx
0	- Well then come back ! We miss you too
1	- tatay's " that's not my name " dance steps lmfao !
0	It's coming home , it's coming home , it's coming , football's coming home ! #NOT
1	just work with movabletype for a couple days ... you'll come back happy to deal with wordpress
1	u should stop by I am next door at The Morning Call
0	i could cry right now this phone has my entire summer schedule on it and my alarms , and contacts and notes !! :'( not in a good mood
0	Vacation is great . Don't want to come back
1	Aww , yours is all grown up
1	marry me . kay cool
0	Life sucks , keep a condom in ur pants incase it fucks u . #life #bored #sarcasm #wisdom #meditation . #peace #happy #summer
0	Rich people secretly discuss whether YOUR privacy exists . #bilderberg #irony #nuthinsuss #surveillancestate #nwo theguardian.com/world/2014/may…
1	- how cute xxxx
1	Today starts E3 bitches ! If you aren't there then watch it on tv stupid ! G4 is hooking us all up with the good stuff
0	DENG ! It seems like ur not happy where your working . Every time i check my tweets , your not happy with your job .
0	just woke up + so tired
0	and to think they were still doing black & white TV then , and you're recording it DVR #irony
0	Con la contractura again
1	Oh yes ! I was also identified as an " IBM social software power user "
0	Last day of vbs .
0	So how bout you teach me something now , instead of giving me a video that I gain literally 0 knowledge from ...
1	You know what's funny ? #Farzana's husband says he killed his first wife to be with Farzana . #Irony #Pakistan
1	had a wonderful night at the ballgame , and is going to another one Thursday in the Springs
0	The fact that I can hardly see out of my left eye makes this week so much better . #Not
1	I talk to myself while I work all the time . Or to the computer , or to my papers , or to the phone ...
0	i wanna learn to breakdance
0	Wish I had someone to talk to
1	I've had a lot of wake up calls in my day , but I've always been good at hitting the snooze #metaphor #nailedit
0	Just proved mums around the world correct , by drinking out of the bottle and spilling it down his front
0	What a happy Friday this is turning out tu be , nd its not even 9 yet #Sarcasm .!
0	thats me
0	Excited about Million Dollar Arm . Just can't wait for all the stereotypes to ruin life one more time , cause Slumdog wasn't enough . #sarcasm
1	I'm at a block party about to get loose lol wat u doin today ?
0	Oh , you took a picture in the bathroom ? You must be an upcoming model .
1	1,000 piece puzzle completed Now to get another one .
0	RT : UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE coming from Herr #Harpercrite !!! #irony #cpc #idiot #cdnpoli #pnpcbc
1	Beautiful day for a top down drive . Hopefully the weather today won't turn my car into a rolling swimming pool !
0	is sad BIGTIME ' coz his friend won't be taking her thesis this sem i'll miss you at school :'((
1	of course ! i've been a moffatts fan since i was 11 . they were the first " celebs " i ever met .
1	Good morning twitterland , going exploring today . Maybe we'll find something fun to do .
1	Can feasibly sleep in tomorrow morning . Rehearsal at 10 , parade at 3 .
0	Good morning ! What a dark , gloomy , rainy day in Germany today . Where did the sun go ?
0	A paperless office has about as much chance as a paperless bathroom
0	Thank you #FL for being so biporlar and messing with my whole #weekend #sarcasm
1	Good night and I finally see you , yay !!
1	Erm , no but lease .. i have tomorrow though .. just to tie all the loose ends together ! Then i shall be ready for Monday ! xo
0	Dear Georgians : did you know our state has the 3rd highest tax on beer ( behind AK and AL) ? That's $0.57 / 6pk .
1	I can wait
1	My video got approved by expo , wooh yeah , now to record loads more
1	looking forward to seeing the new stuff . Whens it gonna be up ? Take it you found a more convenient tripod in the end
0	Yea ! It baffles me they don't make the tough cuts . Well , knowing all involved , I know why ...
0	i miss you .
1	If Envy wasn't a cardinal sin , I'd envy what you and Gwynn have . Since it IS , I'll just stand in awe and appreciation .
1	i love it ! so nice song
1	WOW ! Free falling 120 miles per hour in the air from 12,500 feet altitude ...
1	what a fibber . dont choke when your halo slips . lol
0	hahaha its so annoying ! damn trains and their wicked ways x
1	* high fives * i really like u !!
0	This whole working at the golf course is really had ..... #not
1	sounds like a plan , check your facebook messages
0	after touching the trophy is 95 and 2000 , Scott Steven’s didn’t touch in 2001 and worked out just great… . #NOT
0	further #irony : he just changed lanes twice without a turn signal .
1	is a fan of sexy pirates ~ and their effect on global warming !
0	Guten Morgan !!! Gosh !! Just slept only 4 n half hour .. head to hospital deliver the breakfast ...
0	I won't be having a good time whn sku reopens .
0	I broke my reefs .
0	Oh and I love having nothing to do on a Saturday night . #not
0	huhuhu ive been so busy this past week i havent attended to updating music . i bet the MB mix of lady gaga is awesome ?
1	in the next time who knows
1	Angry Banana show tonight with Louis !
1	Happy Birthday
0	thank you for a great show . fail to soundtechnician , coudnt hear you sing I was louder then u were i was , annoying really
1	red bull will have me wired for the rest of the day i'll pass on jumpin jacks lol ! i'll find sumin else to get da blood goin lol
1	Sorry ! Self recommendations are not supported . Get recommended here :
0	what happened ?
0	sorry about the point buddy #bomberetiquette #not go bombers !
0	Well shit . There goes my one chance at redemption ...
0	Nothing better than doing bogs in the morning <3 haha #NOT
0	Figured out how to turn off my watch alarm so it wouldn't wake me up this morning . Then the street sweepers came at exactly that time #Irony
0	is finally catching her connecting flight to athens ! wishing Alcioneg and were here
1	bigshouts to for hooking a shorty up until the pre got here luvs ya
1	Brandon's final flag football game today - the kid is a stud , what can I say .
1	thanks
1	okay so since when does a hurricane look like a spider with 18 legs ? haha . these kids are horrible at pictionaryy .
1	LOVE THE NEW PIC !!
1	Oh I am napping this afternoon when our showers roll in
0	Oh that's cute that you duck tape your boobs together #NOT
0	I love getting sick the day before a tournament .... #not It's going to be a long night ...
0	Getting ignored makes me feel 10× better . Ha . #sarcasm
1	I still have an Psion Series 7 running Epoc #Symbian I have to buy a charger though and see if it still works
1	doesn't want to go to work , but is optimistic because she has tuesday + wednesday off .
1	5:07 am .. In the Comfort of my bed .. Studio was great .. Mr. CLaus & Bobbie 2getha are bananas(good ) .. Now I sLeep .. atLeast try . Love . Live . Life
1	Looks like Flick Fishing has been updated with some kind of online play with friends ... oh dear that will get me playing again
0	I think remarkably few ppl have any concept of autonomy- most take both freedoms & impositions for granted
0	Not quite done at the FRG meeting ...
0	Feelin unhealthy . Too tired after all those crazy schedules I guess . Bad headache
0	So I'm out of school and expecting to work more and I now have a week off ? Really ? #thanksLynn #not
1	How good was Cohen , have tickets for Dublin in July trying to justify the 3 figure cost - Heather
1	... you are very welcome Lara
0	Lost a bit of my photo equipment in a ditch on that photoshoot with band . Have to go back 2morrow with metal detector .
0	Katniss , I'm going to need you to warn me before you practice . I'll stay inside . #kidding #not
1	thanks for the blog love Take Care
0	Now what ? My best friend isn't coming with me to Warped .
0	Watching the miss USA swimsuit competition while simultaneously stuffing sushi down my throat #irony
0	I am lost . Please help me find a good home .
0	Hahahaha you talk to him !! way to set your standards high ! #not
0	Service quality going south in eurostar premier lounge . Barely no food , half of the usual drink choices and less than welcoming staff
0	i wish you were playing at MY prom
0	just fyi ... marrying bottles n cleaning the bar not fun grrrrrr
0	Sorry IE7 & 8 - no fancy animation for you in my new site - at least you aren't IE6 though ...
0	Crapiest birthday ever !!!!!!!!! it already sucks being 14
0	Awesome show last night ! Really like the new song you played at the end . Just went through something similar much <3 4u
0	I'm so glad there are so many out gay men on A&E's " Obsessed . " I relate to Russ . This is very difficult to watch .
1	omg cant wait cant wait
0	I can't believe the Lakers lost What do you do in LA ? Model ? Act ? I just arrived in LA like 5 days ago from Canada !
0	People are so happy tonight . It's like every1 is out besides me .. Wow life's great I guess . #NOT ☹
0	don't worry , I'm sure Al and Jesse and the crew will be here in outrage !!! #NOT
1	Are you ever too old for jelly or banana custard ? Fuck it . I'm making both
1	" : literally just wait , I sold my 250 for $1k and bought my 750 for $1.5 k " see those are good prices
1	ok its sleep sleep times . goodnight twitterians (?) did i just make a word ? i think i just did i feel special lol
0	me no understand twitter
1	* sigh * Very relaxing !
1	ok . Well i might do some soon . Probably not . slan !
0	Yes Daniel Kane is the reason there's so much wrong with the world . #Sarcasm #ExtremeRules
1	Yea Yea Yea ... Bite meh !
1	Yay ! You are goin ' toward soemthin ' in your lifepath as an important event to discover the other side of yourself - nice ~
0	the cavs were such douchebags tonight . ugh . goodnight .
0	must finish laundry
1	sat is overrr thank the lordd . off to watch hours of lost and pretend to do homework .
1	were you freaking out when you saw it if so we had the same reaction ;P
1	VA - Russian Drum and Bass Convention 7 Part 2 - 2009 ???? ??? ?????? ???????? ???????? ????????
1	watching the trailer of final destination 4 a.k.a Final Destination Death Trip 3D
1	loving the hot weatherr !!!
1	A proud HP nerd myself And hey , Lexi is an awesome name !
1	looking forward to playing at air conditioned supper club in venice tonight w/ beth jean , dan holman & olaf thomsen ... & hang w/ friends
1	never heard that song lol and im not joking
1	Thanks
0	I'm in Gold Coast eating dinner by myself .
1	Nuthn sexy like a woman in the kitchen cookin 4 ya .
1	Love you Linds ! I miss you too !
0	got in the car , turned on the ipod and " Amazing " by Kanye was on ... #NBAwithdrawl
1	A wins a win darling .
1	Watching Conan the Barbarian
0	Oil company funded " America's Wetlands " front want a cap -&- trade to fix the coast #irony theneworleansadvocate.com/home/9350979-1…
1	Want to win an iPod ? Are you a MilitaryAvenue user ? DM me your email address . First MA Subscriber to re . is my winner ! It is that easy
1	gonna get some breakfast now ! Have a wonderful day out there ! cya later
1	I run like Paula Radcliffe with my X socks on from ! Well not quite , but almost ! They're the BEST !
1	taking UC's math placement test . i think i'm doing very well
0	#cdnpoli #pnpcbc Wow , that's quite a statement given Harper's view of scientists #irony
0	I miss the homie Remy !
0	Have a random craving for limeade from hot dog on a stick
1	magic mountain . more exciting cause of how high we were ..
0	keep your head up my brother
1	Lunch its on me
0	wishes to teleport to Manila ..
1	Ugh .. our DD fell off the wagon & as the older responsible one I get to sober up . NO FAIR ! A 6th st wizard is trying to read my tweet ...
0	Me : * gasps , replies in disgust * I wouldn't wipe my ass with a $20 . \nCashier busts out laughing . \n #Sarcasm #PassItOn
0	First day at work since 10th April . .. #Excited \n #Sarcasm
0	I'm still at work on this dreadful Sunday after working all day Saturday as well .
0	Hey , it's my birthday too ! #robybday #jossbday
1	Please follow me !!! love you
0	Goal this week : update men's basketball record book as best as possible . A lot of sections will only be since 2003
0	I can't do C3 !
1	Ohh your wit kills me
0	& you continue to believe him everytime .. We have such a great friendship #not
1	it's this gorgeous mushroom pasta thing yummm
0	Got a whole in my gym leggings ... To squat or not to squat . Could be dangerous #better #not #split
0	Am sooo incredably tired this morning
1	Done . I didn't fall or go the wrong way or anything . Haha ... and congrats to all the graduates of 2009 .
0	Corruption over #Qatar2022 ? Really ? Who knew that could be open to backhanders ? #irony #fatcats
0	Had a wonderful day at school #not HATE SCHOOL CANT WAIT TO BE DONE !!!!
0	literally know you've failed when your intro paragraph and conclusion is all on the one sheet
0	Oh Google , I love how you make things so complicated .. #not
1	Good Morning Czech Republic now It's 5:17 AM and I'm so very tired
1	is loving this sunsine (#) , roll on end of exams ... 12 weeks summer holidays !
1	heyy fucker , today is your day #delongeday be grateful #delongeday
1	Too much fine wine at a gourmet dinner , I suppose ? I think not . You were up , enjoying it and , tomorrow , bring on the chocolates
0	RT : On route to madchester to ave it big time ! #irony
0	i feel like were on tour again my washing machine has just died and i have to wash all my clothes in the shower
0	you know what's not rad ? when you almost drop something , manage to catch it , and then accidentally drop it anyway
0	manchesta bound ... fool . Shall be missing Scully
0	thanks Sarah ! Hahah oh I know ... We knew the dance and song so well #not
0	just bought a balance board for Wii , steaks & anything else you need for a nice barbecue and must tidy my house now
1	Just saw President Obama and Michelle in their motorcade going uptown ! 2 wknds in a row seeing Obama fun 2 see ppl cheering in the street
0	A 70 year old woman has a 26 year old boyfriend . Yeah that's totally normal ! #not
1	is going out with my mother-in-law-to-be ( 1 of 2 ) tonight . Fun !
0	NO clouds here , but no pool here
1	Well just found hitler quotes in Hebrew #Irony
0	I have the best grades right now , it's not even funny ... #SARCASM
1	Bilderberg 2014 . On the agenda ' Does privacy exist ? ' +10 on the ironatron #Bilderberg2014 #bigmoney #megatrends #democracy #privacy #irony
0	can't make an acc . from my phone o well
1	QQn for someone to cuss out
0	I just wish I could have unwrapped him for you . Ugh , I mean wrapped him for you . #not
1	HEY CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT DAY THE TCA IS ??? PLEASE
1	Not today I'm going out tonight
0	Where are all the good lookin ' guys hiding at ? #not #here lol
1	U guna b awrite purty lady I'm gud today yeh wen I tlk 2 ppl in NO dey say dat Jus dippin thru shwn luv
0	I wish I could go on the next cruise I need a miracle to be able to do so though .
1	never knew " Up's " balloon salesman Carl Fredricksen is alredy 78-year-old ! hahaha
1	Hi ! Free tickets to your show here in the Philippines would be awesome HA . Just kiddin ! Can`t to see you guys live !
1	Who will be along in a what now ?! i love friends
1	new week starting ... pringles and pepsi already this morning . need the boost .
1	Enjoying the sunshine ! finished reading my book this morning ...
1	Just found out good news ! thank you lord
1	you're an icon now . It's very difficult to achieve the heights of " Mc " status . Congratulations
1	thankx for the mail ... and for answerin kal raat ko and today .. thank u m happy
0	took me off his mobile updates ! I'm very sad about that ,
0	Yes , now Maury is on . Life made . #sarcasm
0	oh yes . Don't get me started on anxiety we could defo be a double act !! LOL
0	By the way , I hope that girl hit by the shovel is OK .... That looked like it hurt ... #sarcasm #shedeservedit
0	Man pouring concrete in the rain today was so much fun . #not
1	Check out VATfree.nl - The best tax-free shopping service in Holland at even TellaFriend aan het testen
1	Sorry for not replying to the tags ! Although i was always online , im lazy to reply fyi , im updating using my phone now (: will reply ...
1	fun fun . you picked a perfect weekend weather wise that's for sure
0	My knee is kind of hurting tonight . Watching college softball . Go Bama !
0	* hugs *
0	Nothing like a nice drive threw the pinnacle and seeing the old lady's in bathing suits ! #not
1	Great concert . Seabird = great , bought their album jars of clay = awesome XD cool to see the newlife guys too
0	Dont ya jus love wen some random song u dont even kno pops up on ur shuffle ? Except my ipod screen is broken so i cant find out
1	... sounds appetizing . i may have to drop in . did you put in a wolf request for the zoo yet ? or shall i handle that ?
0	#sarcasm #idc #swag #2k14swag
0	SAY '' HI SU '' AND MAKE ME HAPPY , TOM
1	riding lesson in mass today
1	Yay , some sunshine for once
0	I don't want to go to school .
0	calls Maya Angelou a talentless hack in a rambling piece with a number of grammatical errors . #irony
0	just what I needed to too of this awesome night ... #not
1	i have a teacher for you named , Dj Ashba hahahaha hes really good lol
0	thank you for your time , generosity , work , and truly kind words# a grateful thanks Ant Read #not # #badbluetoothname #x
1	I just love the disney channel
0	okay . sorry . it won't happen again .
1	went to bed at 8:30 last night after drinking all day at 4 year old birthday party !
0	so looks like they have already cut it off even thou it says today , they tell me dsl will work properly for a few days thou . god .
1	11:11 ! Make a wish
1	Please text and tell me how things are going ! I miss you guys !! Having fun here - nice weather & good food .
1	Come and fly with me now
1	you never talk to me when im there , so no thanks
0	I need a massage
0	RT : Just saw a homeless guy in shirt . #irony
0	jus cool nuh trinny ! lol
0	Where is ultrasn0w
1	lol - I was talking about that tree with PP yesterday - actually more like the results of the fermented fruits
1	132 votes my lovely ladies
0	I can't wait another second till comes out but there making me wait 6 days ... #not #happy #peopl
0	Nothing better than watching the spelling bee on sports center #not
0	#NAACP promotes racial equality by only focusing on one race of people . #Irony
1	I hope you put everyone in one row , Hahn style .
1	waiting for my husband to get out of work .
0	Oh good night . Good night indeed . #sarcasm
1	Listening to nelly songs with jessica in my room
1	still searching for Emily Procter ... I gave up on the They Kiss Again season finale , btw it was taking too long ...
1	wishing luck for my boy
0	thanks
0	RT : Did you guys know Paul Heyman's client Brock Lesnar conquered The Streak ? I just heard about it myself , LMAO #sarcasm #Extr …
0	and I hope u guys have a good night tonight .. wish I was there
0	yeah its not every 5 mins i dont get why .
1	Has ... NO HANGOVER ! She rarely does : good genes
1	Tweetie looks like a nice app , but I want Nambu back . Hopefully it won't be a beta for long . Good morning , everyone ! Have a nice day
1	I think it's funny #Iran is spying on using Clearly , #EdwardSnowden is laughing at the #irony as am I
0	Hey #uknowradio The chat doesn't work ( UKnowRadio live > )
0	Pipi pompom have big poops . I'm the one cleaning the tank .
1	i ended up with sushi for lunch ... it was yummy
0	I'm not sure if this night can get any better ! #sarcasm this week would make a good FML post . Like straight happy to wtf in 2 days . FML
0	high lol
1	HEY i'm brazilian and here , right now , is 2:18 pm . i'm totally sleepless ... any advice ?
0	I need to go to the mall today #ughhh #not feeling it
1	Thank you ! Appreciate your acknowledgement .
1	I was there in spirit Jimmy . Glad it went well
0	Subsistence farmers everywhere are buying this FM hybrid seed ? #funnyman #NOT
1	Why thank you !
1	I cannot believe you guys covered Katy Perry ! It was actually really good so congrats
1	loving my new twitter pic
1	Gorgeous morning wharfside
0	yes . Your sports tweets are just amazing ... I wish I could be like you . #sarcasm
0	Oh really ? You're gonna set ' rules ' for my last free summer ? You're funny . #NOT
0	ugh , Archie is so kind and all things I want in a guy is with him . When he`s going to leave . I`ll really cry . I`ll be crazy
1	Just spent the entire day with my daugher at play practice !! she is the lead for the play bye bye birdie ! Tweet Tweet
0	i was mad but now im sad boo hoo !
1	you are a legend !
1	On second thought , no , because I wouldn't understand you anyways . I'll take your word for it
1	Watching my daughter walk more and more every day makes me happy I do a lot of excited shrieking
0	signs of aging #23 : super hot asian chick is holding up the line , my reaction is annoyance rather than joy
0	not again i love tila tequila
1	damn straight gurl !
0	I have such a way with words when im loose as fuck ... #not #mess
1	Coming home from Jax , sitting in the airport now .
0	bored on this at 2:24 in the morning
1	getting close ! The Boy asks daily , so I'll let him know . #not a day too soon
0	Its weird being here on a weekend again ! Missin the usual crowd !
0	I am literally so pissed off that I am missing pretty little liars tonight I want to slap someone
0	Well played I just beat somebody 4-1 on #FUTWC and your servers fuck up at the end so I lose , Great update #Not
1	Either works . ' Twas in my Spam folder . Bad Yahoo ! Can't read now ; baby gurgling at me . Looking fwd to naptime . I won't mock .
0	U know that u got a stalker when u scroll really fast down ur notifications an u can only see the one name ALL d way down #twitterprobz #not
0	: they are the worst team in baseball .
1	Just checked that out , looks like it keeps the existing proportions of the image . Thanks though .
1	You're such a doll ! Thanks for the #followfriday recommendation Did you enjoy the American Idol ones I sent ?
1	Oh yes .. we're finally on the upswing , but we had the first entire-family-sick week last week . Gotta love family life .
0	So ... firing Vigneault last spring was a good idea ... #Not #Rangers #Canucks #BadMove
1	downloading songs
0	A little bit of #irony for today : I dye my hair red ; #redheads don't get gray hair ...
1	another wonderful evening .
0	PROCRASTINATION nooo
1	The wii rocks and you know it lol ! Especially when Becca is unable to make it work properly - comedy value !!
1	I have a template to do it from .. good eh haha
1	is eating lay's classic
0	i cant believe i lost my cell phone once again
1	SORRY IM FEELING SPITEFUL TONIGHT .... SOME GIRLS WERE MENT TO JUST SMILE
0	I just poked myself in the eye
1	YOU MAKIN ' ME HORNY
1	Yeah , I hoped he could make it better down here
1	Hello !
0	I'm showing my age . Renewed my tags last week , went down $20 . Got my insurance renewal email today , went down $100 . I don't wanna be old
0	thanks for filling your divot pattern on the range yesterday #not
0	I mean it's not like I want to hang out with friends or anything on the weekend I just love being bored at home the entire time #sarcasm
1	see you there
0	I'm interested in finding out about that link . the original link don't work .
1	Thanks for the #followfriday linkage . Hope that you have a great weekend !
1	: Damn , Espresso ! You up Early night ..... zzzzzzzz
1	Haha .. mines a quiet 1 2 - kids didn't come over 2night so it's just me & Jay Nice really
1	so TIRED ! came back from the Victoria Cup tournament ! We lost one and won one ! pretty good !
0	So ..... Arsenal celebrate pre-qualifying for the Champs league - we've just confirmed actual qualification ! Woohoo !! #3rdplacetrophy #sarcasm
1	Chillin with carlissa tonightt
0	Yes ! But now we have to wait it for cool down . Ha ! #irony : ugh ! Hope it was save-able .
0	damn I wish !! I'll just have to catch it on TV
0	should be revising !
1	Cant wait for my baseball bats to get here
1	read previous tweet to
1	.... hi miley i lov u ... i love your movieee geniaal
0	Leg day . And my legs are still sore , so today will be cool . #not
0	HAHA . No , well THAT too I guess . But more business stuff- BOO
1	Posted 5 new pics on myspace & facebook . Check em out myspace.com/rewyneofficialpage
0	Can Rajasthan Royals do it , they have been in this situation in every game this season
0	Gonna have a nice looking eye tomorrow #not #blackeye
0	If the blame the " HEAT " at AT&T Center I'm gonna lose my mind . #irony #MIAvsSA #GoSpursGo
0	In Firenze it’s Panzanella but it’s ok because it’s Ramen week in LA . #NOT
0	hope you are feeling better now Jon ? are you looking forward to going on the cruise ? i soooo wish i was going xx
1	DAVEYYYYY !!! how u doinnnn ??? long time !!!!
0	always there for me . what would I do without ya ? #sarcasm
0	my doggie bit my parrot
1	Good morning
1	Don't forget to watch Dane Cook tonight on comedy channel-10pm . Will be hilarious ! DVR if you go to bed too early
0	listening to music to help soothe the soul r&b classics
0	lol what a surprise ! never expected that from you !! #not
0	4-times divorced wife-beater doesn't believe in the sanctity of marriage . Shocking . examiner.com/article/wwe-le…
0	Missing my new friends
0	is flying back to reality today .
1	with the ashley nd zaira sandwitch ! lol txxxxt it
0	Eden ? Or Shoshana ? Whoever it is , it's exciting ! Kristin and Idina would have been incredibly mind-blowing though . #glee
0	Man , why do I always have to turn down the good trips ?!?
1	Yay my picture changed
0	Kikirowr if I were still resto i would hack you and take those . I just tried logging in and got in first try . dun hate !
0	Told pilot hey smooth landing ! Pilot says why thank you . Guy behind me says he didn't fess up plane was Airbus320 , they have autoland .
0	nxt wk Sunday is my Bday and Kyteman&Anouk will be perf Westerpark . Don't have tickets but will be there having drinks . Who's joining ?
0	the same sister hates modern family , so that's really cool #NOT
1	cool In Germany Its summer .. but in the moment its just raining -.- hope it gets better . what time is it in australia ?
0	" Keep GMO's out of the neighborhood my children play in . " Alright druggie ... #irony
1	Thank you for the Follow Friday !
1	new to this twitter marlarky .
1	i don't know , i would love a tin of cadburys heroes from my bf !
0	The one soldier leftists have supported in the last four decades turns out to be an AWOL traitor . #Irony ? #bergdahl #Bowe
0	Wants his chihuahua already so he can stay in at night , watch movies , & cuddle with him ! I wanna give him some puppy kisses already .
1	That pizza picture made me HUNGRY !!!
1	movieeees tomorrow .
1	Buat la , I menyokong ni with my red pom poms .
1	Any new photo shoot of Tom is a good thing can't wait to see
0	realizing i will be traveling on iphone drop date , pretty sure i will be screwed in getting one before heading to boston next week ..
1	I think you need a pesonal photograher to follow you around the world as you tweet and surf I just happen to know one
1	So I feel better now that I have food in my system Happy 21 TK - good party
0	RT : You’re about as useless as the “ay” in “okay” .
0	Love hearing June bugs flying into my window #not #gross
0	thousand miles of walking today .
0	Written on the wall next to the door in the boy's bathroom #irony pic.twitter.com/gApLWYH7a1
0	Juvenile Detention is #Not jail . Y'all need to stop giving false labels . Y'all just some babies bro
1	: Awhh it's no prob gurlie ! Any day , anytime , you know I'll be there .. well you should know !
0	I went to Disneyland today too and space mountin took my phone for a ride
0	If I yield any fully grown , edible vegetables from my patio garden I will be in shock . #greenthumb #not
0	Morning everyone !!! It's a beatiful day to ... study ? AHHHHHHHHHHH
1	333 updates , wow , I must be only half evil
0	they'll be happy to have weapons then ... can blast their way out ! #irony
1	lol - CPC Day is essentially a day full of pulling reports and sending emails ... not so much fun
1	Sports Bar Shatranjanpoli Rest Ph 26498457 All Sports Bar Andheri W 26733333 Dont know whether that helps . Google ki jai ho
1	Awww ... feel better ! And when u do .... Take me to your leader !!!
1	checked his email , but can't open anything ... Wish me luck , I'm trying out for the FPS Variety Show today ! Yay for singing !
0	So happy I have to work both days this weekend #not
0	RT : Happy National Running Day from a track coach that has run 100 m one time in over 2 decades . #irony #PULLEDAHAMMY #NationalRunn …
0	I am sorry to hear that you got sick !
0	So , yeah , there's a banquet that won't be awkward at all . #sarcasm
0	The #Phillies 7-9 hitters today should be a tall order for Gio . #Sarcasm
1	Looking for a good recipe for Tiramisu . If you have one , tell me plz . Hosting big dinner tonight
0	nuffin I was just feelin Twitter neglected that's all . I don't get no Twitter love from u
0	girl i can't believe ur in durbs already ! soooooo jealous wishing u all of the best ! keep me updated k ! love love love xXX
1	Back from UPPPP
1	has a trilby
1	It gets really bright really early now
0	The great thing about having 11 other siblings is that your pedicure will be trashed in 2 minutes ... #sarcasm
1	Insomnia ... Checked the sky and yep there it is : fullmoon . So no sleeping tonight .. Will go through Shantaram
0	RT : well at least you r honest about ur prejudice ! \n #sarcasm
0	i am sick i have a really bad cold so my throt really hurts . and every time i sneeze or cough it really hurts .
1	Tweet dreams :] Tweep tight :] Team Miley
1	definitely something with eggs Yummy
0	cool tip on the packing tape . i was cursing mine the other day ;) hate sending a pckg with wrinkled tape
0	what a dilemma I have eh ! Hahahahahahha cuz it's the end of the world isn't it ! #not I need to #manup and do my own makeup !
1	Nice ! I love being a snuggled up , cozy in warm blankets when it's cold !!
1	got the rock climbing girls number at the zoo behold the power of cute lil twin cousins
1	I'm fine and dandy
1	Off to serve yet another INCREDIBLE meal
0	it's so boring
0	never was at OSU , just a commit , but I know OU players are perfect and all #Not
0	twitter doesnt show my god damned followers
1	#flylady Laundry and regular upkeep , that's it . This is nice .
0	Giving up on the wget manpage - scrolling several minutes and still haven't found options for recursive and " download all " . Must google
1	hahaha . that made me laugh hard mann .
1	I would love the recipe you gave for the Banana's Foster .
0	Run was a total failure , the body is willing , the knees anent
0	Maria showcasing her broad range of French vocabulary . Obviously rivals that of Serena's ... #not
0	Going into work early is the best #sarcasm
0	Waitress : ' Do u have any questions about the menu ? ' \nMe : ' What kind of font is this ? ' #Sarcasm
1	uhmm , cancer , i want ... happyness , and i dont want a bad hair day EVER again
0	shoootttt ... they've made a game out of nothing #PakCricket
0	Just back from buying lunch ( cottage cheese and avocado if you are interested ) ... weather far too nice for a windowless office
1	Interesting . Yeah , my ' thing ' is JFK memoribilia : I have a ton of random crap .
0	is stuck at home doing english coursework .
1	thanks - got it working eventually
1	shares ( Boys Before Flowers OSTs )
0	didn't think it'd be so hard to leave
0	Coming home to an empty house was just what I needed tonight . #not
1	Mine does NOT work with it haha . And i wouldn't be able to say it anyways coz of my promise
1	This trip has seen me taking the best decisions so far .. and always going by my gut . There is no doubting gut feel ever again
0	What a great way to start the morning .... #not
0	This made me want some oatmeal ... I've only had it about once in my life
0	My sister just tried to tell me that Jesus historically didnt exist #YeahOk #CuzThatMakesPerfectSense #NOT
1	Could me and come with you lol . We are bored with the Uk xxx
0	Just saw Motd , loved the effort from the players #sarcasm really struggling to see the effort paul lambert , care to highlight an example !?!
1	I'll pass the comment along I'm glad you guys enjoyed them ! Rashaka is recoding more from Fiction Friday .
1	ahw your username is cute haha
1	at madhatters
0	well that sucks
0	#iranelection Americans can learn a lot from watching the events in Tehran . Behold the sacrifice all patriots must make for true freedom !
1	* sings happy birthday *
1	Twitter account of the year . lol guy has 75 followers too
1	Nice to see some fellow KS fans ! Yeah , It's pretty amazing getting to see Kelly and Alex play often .
0	Sure , fine , I give up . You're right . Feminism is about crushing men and taking over . We are the ones with actual privilege . #sarcasm #fuck
0	You know how little kids sell lemonade outside their houses for 1 cent ? I never had the opportunity to do something that fun .
1	I'm feeling the good vibes , thanks I agree with you this video is of the coolest things i've ever seen !
1	Polyn always says that I like to cuss . Really ? I don't fucking cuss a lot . Only sometimes . When I'm anxious . Or fucking fumed . #Irony
0	I hate it ! Like the middle doesn't cook so I eat the corners
1	Movie night with the twins
1	hmm emotionless
0	Bye .
1	i know that . was just kidding about stereotypes and stuff . have fun !
1	Yay !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to the mac side ! You'll love it !!
1	I like it the best when Im sitting alone in the corner of my room
1	Aww . Hopes she gets well soon
0	And I just love how everyone's trying to see me #not
0	RT : #Irony #GovernorPunjab speaks as patron of #WomensRights at #SavynSuccessfulCelebrations #Lahore #City42 only 2 ...
0	My Head Is Hurting Me . It's always the same !
1	Ok set ! Let's go there for brunch this weekend . Then i can pass u , ur scarf as well .
0	I love leaving bangers cz i got work in the AM . #NOT
1	Perhaps Oxfam Bookshop were trying to be funny ? #bestmates #juxtaposition #irony pic.twitter.com/s8AiB2GvRC
1	Just finish my science exam . So easy
0	I've got to work in 5 hrs and I don't want to leave this party .
1	yup and I'm hoping it's not the last
1	Just woke up ... someone text me
1	Not sure if you meant that in a funny way or angry way , but this is so much more fun . Is it annoying ?
0	wlked to work , it's sooo muggy out !
1	- is much better now
1	fine then ur the OD best .. u make me laugh the most
1	Yes , please give him our loev - straight from Twitter over the seas -in hug form if you will ?
0	I'm glad that the thing I sat and cried about last night made all of you laugh today . Thanks for making me feel good . #not
0	How-to compete in the Christian race ? Training , discipline , a plan and purpose . Know the direction that we are going ! #JSSP #not -aimlessly
1	Sitting in a gay bar after gay bingo with awesome people discussing harry potter fanfiction and listening to showtunes . I love my life
1	Dude I'm tweeting straight garbage right now ( which is kind of the joke ) #irony
1	I'm drifting into a place where I am my own . Sleep the best thing in the entire world <3
0	also the last day of Holidays tomorrow
1	daaang i didn't know it was possible to talk that long ! what'd you guys talk about
1	Hi debby , how are you ?
1	I have never eaten a burger so I is a little jealous
0	Parting is so sad off to see her mom for a haircut ! haha . i miss you already Liv !
0	I just love how Jessica & I get to sleep on the floor #not
0	stayin ' off skool again . my back is so sore
0	wow I luv ur advice thx I'll take that into consideration :))) #not
0	Tiago Splitter plays basketball about as gracefully as Cosmo Kramer would .
0	Of course it helps the Dems . It makes more welfare voters that r dependent on govt #sarcasm
0	Seeing those shipping containers at the beautiful port site would be awesome . #Sarcasm - #NoToContainers , #Yes2ThePort
1	i want to live in eeuu
1	taking hmk break to watch Supernatural
1	yeah those are great for snacks
1	ohkk thanx CIA mate
0	in n out , tacos from a random lonchera , and pizza all in less than 24hrs ... lol ... && i'm starving right now !!!!! tsk tsk i'm bad !
0	or the guy who's personality was his resume ! \n #not winning
1	okay , thanks !
1	lol .... yeah it is ... punctuation hates me ... and you're welcome
0	No 3.0 until the mornin ' I reckon .
0	German Weather-Cycle : Sun . Partly Cloudy , Mostly Cloudy , Rain , More Rain , A Lot More Rain , Rain Rain Rain . Repeat . #immamissit #not
0	I need 2 get my fat ass up outa bed & exercise .. PFFFFF YAH OKAY #not
0	RT : you're going to get so many revines on that . Lol\n #sarcasm
0	ouch Wish I could zap an ice-pack or something your way ;)
1	Definitely ! That's so exciting !
1	reading twilight !
0	Looking through SJSU Career Center site for a summer job . There's NO NUTHIN ' going on there
1	hilarious . I literally only studied dis and spailpin in the car this morning haha
0	Having a fling with Benadryl this weekend . It's almost over , and I think I'm catching feelings . Going to sleep . Good night Twitterville .
1	The F.B.I. is Following You ( on Twitter ) and Responding | techPresident : Customer service !
1	radio disney plays good songs at night
1	at the pool
1	Oh no .. I feel so bad for you . That is a true FML . I'd be screaming at the bastard ! Anyhoo , glad your trip was great ...
1	LOL I'm so Brilliant ! ... Don't u think we have a great product to market here !?... I do ! can model these !
0	Awwwww , it's eye is hanging out of it's socket and it can't breath . I want 10 . #not
0	The dumb pet store gave me the wrong type of fish food . Hula is being a spaz and swimming around with her mouth open in search of food !!
0	I just love being ignored ... #sarcasm
1	school XP i cant wait till WED no more high school AHH
1	Hey Miranda , you kinda look like this one person I know
1	I fell asleep watching You don't mess with the Zohan but i needed that nap ! so i'm yawning as i'm writing this LOL
0	is still sick . I hate it !
0	Just figured out why I'm fucked up . I'm 100% alone .
1	The Albums great Ray , you gotta get em down to Jaded soon . Even i'd stay up for that one mate
1	? cont ) night shift .... Lmao hey , it's not long now till the ? concert
0	Wide awake since 1 .... I should be sleeping but instead I'm on twitter and playing solitaire #cool ..... #not
1	is keen for a weekend of nothing
1	Ecstatic that Wal-Mart now carries Sambazon !!!
1	did you find the Colossus yet ?
1	#np Douglas Greed - Beuys Don't Cry EP ... thank you
0	Because it's my birthday , my friends feel the need to go like/share all of my old Facebook pictures #thanks #NOT
0	some annoying drunk guy keeps puttin on late or almost late bets putting obscure amounts on
0	Such a great night on central campus !!!! #sarcasm #boredbeyondbelief
1	It is my birthday in 1 and a bit days !
0	I just love having to go to the out of hours docs on a bank holiday and then having to travel to Cromer to get my prescription ! #sarcasm
0	Thanks for pumping me up for game 6 of the Eastern Conference Final with the sweet harmonies of Simon & Garfunkel ! #not
0	is in trouble with people at school because i thought this girl was a boy . simple mistake
1	hello twitterworld . how's everyone ? i just got home from a one week vacation in palawan .
0	loving the political #sarcasm of #xyzshow ,, hehe , my oh my
1	Walked a mile to what used to be a longshoremans meeting last night ! They have woodcut whales for anniversary celebrants . AA History
0	yeah ! My mom told me to get out of the car . I hadn't even shifted gears yet ! She's incredibly patient you know . Never learned
0	This cold could not have chosen a better time to occur #sarcasm #sick
1	Just saw the picture you posted . what a sweetie . so cute you just want to squeeze her .
1	imagining / creating dance steps to Lady GaGa's Fashion ... i feel crative right now ... must keep this going !!!
1	the start of the game seems normal Dodgers this season again
0	Jim said he might be living with Pharmacy boys in Cardiff now
1	Planning to have one in India ?
0	Apparently it's worse than we thought . #Irony RT : Today 1 in 4 children will grow up in American illiterate .
0	Traveling through stretford on a bus with Claire and Ms Southern #FML #happydays #not
1	are there plans going to other countries as well ? like Germany ? hehe
1	cheers then ..
0	owww i see sorry lol ! poor you thats tough im glad my room faces away from the sun !
1	?, merchan novo do Faith No More yey .
0	r poor u left wid all da oldies haha oj n ano i did dat wen i got in i h8 dat feelin : S my feet r still killin so sly on me
0	I love sitting at home doing absolutely nothing #not
1	my mom's home gotta unpack those groceries
0	i got water in it last night listening to music while cleaning the underside of our porch roof
0	I've missed those ' last game of season survival ' matches ... #not
0	You have to leave already !?! But you only just got here !!!
0	Crap . I just plugged the wrong power adapter into the router . Burned it out
1	the awards r awesome .... can't wait ....
0	dear how did u come up with this brilliant conclusion ? #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/LlZvLAtoVX
0	#sarcasm #sarcastictweet #SarcasmMuch #humour #FunFact #funniespicture #funniestbadgirls #relatable #fact #factonly pic.twitter.com/ule86At6QA
0	Back in Oz . Slept most of the way . Headache from dehydration tho .
0	aahhh ! I've wanted the blonde back for song long
1	Haha well done . It seems pretty easy , since we don't have to write much for it .
1	will this night be a no-sleep night , again ? writting songs til I fall asleep ..
1	haha I'm not watching anything , well I am , I just put Monty Python into my DVD player !
1	the universe sent that sign just for YOU .
0	Yay tomorrow I get to work with a bunch of old boring people tomorrow .. #MyFavorite #Not
0	RT : Ugh , you are ugly . #sarcasm #friends #frienship
0	#fathersday how can I send my dad a #fathersday card if he doesn't have an address ?
1	He's Phony Shes Fake them the type of ppl i HATE !!
1	haha ! thanks ! it's not gonna be a very fun saturday tho ! lol
1	And hey how are you all doing
1	Purple and Pink Braceeeees
0	are you going to London without me ? I'm saad !
1	Computational Knowledge is not Singularity Yet Very Very Happy to meet you .
0	yes , I have to work and I totally want the sims 3 too !!!
0	It #has #not been seen \n☞ . com ➷\n #since . worming \n♮ follow ⚔\n #burning
0	Looking forward to an 8 hour work day tomorrow starting at 8:30 ... #not
1	Cleaning barns this morning ! 4-H-ers coming at 7:00 . Later-belated anniversary dinner with hubby !!
0	stupidest isn't even a word Yasin ... #Irony
1	Wings are going to win it all anyway
1	Just visited heaven
1	my best run since high school thanks to de la soul's " are you in ? " - pick up the pace ! #nikeplus
0	I know you aren't I'm joking you're much better than me . #NOT
1	lmfao ! Ok that's a bet
1	about to start marinating pork tenderloin and buffalo tri-tip for this weekend's holiday celebration ! i LOVE a nice long weekend
1	Gay Black Pride .... ohhh jeeze I <3 them both , it's even better when together
1	WARNING : a dreaded n ' infectious disease is spreading around ... be very careful ... lackohumoratosis can be fatal
1	just got back from hanging out with old friends . Hope everyone had as much fun as i did tonight !
1	you found me on twitter
0	Dnt rub it in ! I want one
0	Tweet me pls ! I expect someone with 1.5 MILLION followers to notice every one of my tweets and reply ! #sarcasm
1	Serve you right for what you got today .
1	yeah u too
0	Me I can't BECAUSE I LIVE IN FRANCE ON PARIS harggggggggg !! I'm not happy
0	#irony - When #bowlcutcatlady is eating a Lean Cuisine that smells like a litter box full of canned cat food turds . #officelife
0	In the train again
0	sorry if i offended the 1 follower who just unfollowed me
1	I'm already enjoying that . But was running out of the stickers
1	well at least you're honest
1	Well i'm a busy girl .. haha joking where do ya live
0	burns havent gone yet WHAT A BEEFCAKE ! xD
1	happy mothers day ! go phils !!!
0	waiting for my car getting repaired , poor poor woody
1	" Claire totally gets me " LOL Aren't dogs and babies great ? So few words ; yet so much expressed .... ;-)
1	Happy Birthday to me .
1	I love my mommy
1	Had lunch today wid my mates , for pani and anns bdae .. it was nice , great feed and good laugh today ..
0	In protest of this travesty , I'm staging a strike . Feet up and doing nothing ! except drink beer and watch b5 ! #freeAna #sarcasm
0	ya that's what i was thinking ! I'll figure something out !
0	It's ironic that I'm at a bonfire two days after my house burns down .... #bonfire #marshmallow #irony
1	hahah , i love the monster mash . i'll have to blip it . and yes , i have been putting the kids in bed , being careful at it
0	aalk ; dsjfaks SAT class TOMORROW && 20 days !
1	pix please
1	Coilhouse print ad looks great . Issue 3 will be out in July , Iam so excited ! Paigey , your ad looks cool !
1	Yes ! I believe it was you and who originally mentioned it to me . I'm taking your advice !
0	WNCI said your band name wrong this morn-no worries though i sent that jimmy jam a msg to clear it up ! lol wish i could come
1	I can * see * the sun . I think I will cry happy tears now .
1	Voted - where is my shoutout ?
1	Goodnight , you princesses of Twitter , you kings of Beer ! Until we Tweet again .
1	Oh that just made my evening . I forgot Merlin was on tonight ! But its a toss up between Rove and Spielburg on Spielburg on ABC2 choices .
0	Wow ! That's a handy site . I always try to do that from memory , but usually get it wrong
0	not fare lady , no body naps while I am at work
1	TY 4 the #FollowFriday recommendations ! You're what Twitter is all about ! Cheers !
1	I wanna see miley and metro station !
1	At the Lexus dealer getting a free car wash ... Just one of the perks
0	i literally haven't played SnR since the switch besides one game in a mosh lobby . good riddance to that game mode .
0	The ones where I can't understand the menu ?
1	thinking of prince charming
1	this sort of weather , well i could get used too
1	omg is DT destroying it cielo !! working the dancefloor with my boo butt mwah baby
0	Opera in English is , in the main , just about as sensible as baseball in Italian . - Henry Louis Mencken
1	I was rereading old tweets a couple months ago & I saw one about a skydiving dream I had last year .
0	The sky was blue now its black like scary black . Last time it was this black we got tornadoes ...
1	Sunbathing in Nicola's garden , she's gone grosery shopping to buy food for the BBQ later
1	is relaxing in a pedicure chair
0	Of course ! I am super excited now that you told us that ! But great ... Now we have to wait ....
0	Just home and I feel like shite
0	Home sick today throat is sooooooo sore .. Go away fluey tonsilitis !
0	Listen ' to the new Busta Rhymes joint . Back on My Bullshit . Read the credits and not a single Dilla joint on there But its not bad .
0	So glad I have this infection because restlessness is such a great symptom . #not
0	I lost my carmex ... carmex carmex where art thou ...?
1	hmm I might have to switch over n become a fan
1	( Not that I'm judging , because I secretly like Hannah Montana too ... )
1	NEED to go Selfridges soonish Mums Birthday present , oh lord
1	you always know the right things to say to cheer me up love ya !! xx
0	Oh I how I love the nights where i toss and turn and wake up every 30 minutes #Not #Cantsleep #sotired #hatethis
1	pocket gnome wuts good . says hello
0	yea fav part of baseball has to be getting eaten alive my mosquitos #not
0	didna realise how much stuff i need to learn for pe well mondays gan to go great #not
0	Can't explain how I feel at this moment ... America during WWII ... I can't believe it ...
0	im watch sad scenes from titanic rach it is sad ave u seen it ?
0	U aint never lied .. Money enables the playdom to go down ! Hard to play when ur pockets are empty .
0	hey girl ! SO bored too ! just got home check my twitter n no one got back to me tonight haha lame !
1	about to go to bed ... long day of babysitting ... then a little drinkin ahh the good life !!
1	Thank you Joe Hope you are having a great day ... We know we are there .... just wish it was delivered already
0	UPDATE : Cydia its in the update process . thats why it crashes . Nothing wrong with redsn0w . sorry for the mislead ( via )
1	Awww . Your soooo sweet !
0	Head Girl interview tomorrow
0	They seems to be doing good clothes right now but my local Tesco is small so doesn't really stock them
1	, whats ur color- yellow
0	lol i am aswell but its busy anyway i not stopping till i get thru haha , i NEED to know the announcemtn ! x
1	re-reading 6th Harry Potter , did dishes , mended a cushion on the patio sofa , & fixed one of the outdoor barstools . An accomplished Sunday
1	came home a while ago , juss watching tv fun & kinda weird day ...
0	SHUTTUP . my mom thought it ends at 12 . ._____.
1	65% , What's That As A Grade ? Yeah , We'll Share Some Stuff I have My maths GCSE Tomorrow So Good Luck to Both Of us :| Lol YES I DO !!..
0	Regis isn't on Regis and Kelly today .
0	The courtroom was looking like a party today I like dat shit keep it up . #not #datfufushitIaintwidit
1	sweet dreams you too .
1	Let's go Magic , We're up 94-78 with about 5 min left in the game .
0	Long drive , Connie's sleeping , and I'm wide awake drinking a red bull #fuuun #not
0	oh ok . I has twitterfox thanks to me noticing you used it . twitters easy now . but less Siwon sightings with twitterfox
1	I trying the framework CakePHP . Looks much simple than Zend framwork and more clear than Joomla ... maybe the right choice
1	Molasses , gnomes , sockmonkeys , murder , mayhem , and haiku ! I need to have more contests . This is fun . ( Enter ! )
0	Sweating buckets ...... too hot today ....
0	Insert happy fake holiday so that majority can be offensive to said ethnic group so that alcohol sales can flourish . #thamericanway #sarcasm
0	aaaaaw maaaam u can ask her : she go to David show in Barcelona ????? because I go to this shoooow and I need see her again
0	hahahhahahahha got screwed out of a ride twice today . thanks for being here to pick me up Dave #not
0	Uhh ... is ne 1gettin mzasianbeautys tweets
1	LOL ! No worries !
0	Fun fact : EFF staff technologist now uses this NSA bag for her dirty laundry . #irony forbes.com/sites/kashmirh… pic.twitter.com/NssQeoPbqs
0	mine is missing , my toddler hauled off with it somewhere
0	Wish someone would send me a nice boobs pic to lighten up my Saturday
1	cool o really ? Lady gaga made elevator . Timbo was in DD . cool as if true . but as Nic said b4 : " wikipedia don't kno wiki nothin "
1	good afternoon mami
1	Coooeee , How's your day been
0	WorkLoad
1	NEW video interview with LIGHTS at Give it a Name - go check it out ! ( via )
1	hey babe how've you been ?
1	morning my lovely tweeters ! how are you all on this fabulous saturday morning ?
1	Thanks for the follow . I look forward to following you back .
1	Thanks for the messages , they were really sweet <3 I'm online now though
0	Wow I love these groupies next to me #sarcasm
0	U would think I was lying if I said I just forgot ... so I'll lie and say my dog ate it .
1	to overcome whatever darts the enemy may try and stop you with . We've gotta stay focused tweetz ! God bless you .
1	is having egg and soldiers this morning
0	Looks lovely down there ! Pishing it down here as usual
1	gigs - i should . hard when you have no one to watch with . most of my friends are married and not into the rock scene anymore .
1	Should I make a whole bunch of Altador Cup graphics ? Please reply with yes or no
0	Just got totally snobed off ..... i feel so alone rite now
1	Trying to learn something about everything and everything about something
1	faith ng had a little lamb , little lamb , little lamb , faith ng had a little lamb whoose fleece was black as coal !
0	I have . Should I be ashamed ?
0	I had a nightmare ! I woke up w/ my heart racing !
0	my bag is still packed from last friday #loadsofworkhasbeendone #not
1	that's true too honey .... you were made in his image so it's all the same
1	I have decided i don't think i could live without my phone ! hah !
1	Thanks for clearing up the confusion .
0	Temperature is nice to bad its raining movie later !
0	Sorting out the mess created by migrating an age-old VB project to vs 2008 . Finally got the app to build , setup proj still a mess .
0	Typical #KochBros #TeaParty Puppet response to #Veterans ..... #Irony #WomensHealth #Manners #Hypocrites #Zombies pic.twitter.com/dVmyYoHQDy
0	HAHAHA ... about as promising as a dark cloud #TeamMightyMites
1	I just finished the seat of my bench ! But enough Maya - I'm going to sleep now . Hope to finish it tomorrow . I'm going to dream in 3D ...
0	so I have a headache and can't swallow due to a cold not a happy bunny as got 2 nights ahead of me
1	aww thanks boo
1	I have to make sure I'm following you !
1	I think that would be fantastic ! Yes please
1	had a lot of fun with my friends getting lost on our way to my friend's dad's wake .
0	" : Ted Cruz to : " The sad thing with Secy Clinton is it seems to be all politics all the time "" #irony
1	nice warm day hope i don't melt when i go for my run later
0	“ : Factoid : Tribe has scored 5 runs the last 26 innings ! ”but we got BROHIO though ...! #sarcasm
0	Smiths were overrated anyway . Exception being Johnny Marr was a class act . Morrisey a wanker as he has proven since #irony
0	How'd and I do ? Can't check for like an hour .
0	nothin much just layin in bed tryin not to throw up ! Ugh girl phase lets just call it ! Its that time of the month
1	Sherlock Holmes This seems like an awesome Richie inerpretation of the Holms stories !
1	Just a tweet from here to there Hopes all is well adn you are keeping not excessivelybusy but happly so
1	the coolest thing about twitter is that it's as much about you as it is us . Twitter is a two-way street into the newsroom
0	well i almost died tonight , great way to start off my birthday lmfao #not
1	do u have a choice for the Everton united game ? I always thought you where more of a rugby fan then football based on TV
0	Seaside weekend . Now back to gray & dull Bucharest
1	Happy Monday to you all too ! Hope you have some good coffee for that early morning brainstorming
0	AT WRIGLEY FOR THE FIRST TIME ! In the freezing rain . and no #cubs game . double frowny !
0	jellybeanz is coming along quite well . I may cry next chapter ( lullaby ) Too sad ... Poor ryan ! * eyes water *
1	Rodrigo , He will be a laugh
1	we will need to catch you up how is tweetchat working out ?
1	Don't mean to be rude , Binoy , but how do I know you ?
0	they come and go ... but i guess they're supposed to stay a bit longer during the weekend .
1	BORED !!! going to tesco soon with the mother .... i want more hair dye
0	Hmmm ... so maybe scuba diving wasn't the best answer to give as to why I'm still awake .... #sarcasm
1	hey , how are you ? Na , she hasn't really been on twitter lately .
1	Piano music is sooo relaxing isn't it ? So is Smooth jazz .
0	When I'm looking to find , I'm lost . When I'm here , just living , I find . #irony #Life
0	Hopefully soon .......... Do you remember me ?
1	Tryouts today
1	Family and friends gone after a nice 2 day graduation party weekend ! Had a great time ! Thanks for coming ! ;) next weekend pt 2 !
0	they started it traci ! they are mad bc im the pretty one
1	When graduated from university , I couldn't sleep too . it was still a wonderful time .
1	In line to see CAKE at the 930 Club- my 1st show since coming home
0	watching Gilmore Girls reruns !! Don't know what else to do for the day
1	woot ! been an MVP Lead for 1 year today ! and , what a year it has been
1	Is now home from work and feels much better !! And is trying a new Silk Milk for Lattes .
1	is at caroline's allll night long oh shit .
1	Haha .... constipated ! Yes I like to think he is . No , he just isn't that housebroken yet . But he's getting there !!
1	Just spent several hours in the garden putting together a new garden table & it looks awesome ! Longwell Green has a power-cut though ! =\
0	Woooh ! Racing tomorrow :p \n #Sarcasm
1	OK . 5pm , 7-11 Convergys . Wherever Convergys exactly is , I will figure that out ! It's a Twitter date ! See you !
1	Oooh I can't agree with you there , but yes , LMM has some beautiful lyrics and imagery . Yay ! Can't wait to celebrate !
1	i hope you are able to successfully wake up for you photo shoot tomorrow morning
1	sorry to hear .. thats gotta suck !! #prayers called for !
0	Idk what to say ........ I'm bored .. can't sleep .. thought I'd check twitter ...... oh and I have to get up in 4 hours . crap .
1	I was singing .
0	Would like to offer a long , slow clap to for the second day of traffic chaos in kingston . Bravo , BRA-VO indeed #sarcasm
1	Hello my dear sweet twitterfriends we leave early tomorrow morning . I will try to update as soon as I can stay safe !
1	On our way to Atlantic City ! We will be there until tuesday night .
0	Just came back 4rm the movies . I went 2 go c " The land of the lost " wow that movie is funny ! I wanted 2 c " The Hangover " but it was sold out
1	thats rough . hubby had knee surgery but it did help him in the end . Let us know the results . We'll keep him in our prayers
1	Thanks !! I notice you home school ? I was home schooled 1-8th grade .
0	RT : I fired one of my clients today .. she started at 5'11 " 4 weeks ago and she is still at that height ... it's like she doesn't e…
1	just think ... tomorrow you'll be back at work .
1	as she went . “It is rather marvelous , I admit . Built as a home away from home , so to speak . Somewhere I could go , like Him , ~
1	ohh hi there ! good morning ! soo what are you doing right now ? )
0	watching the final episode of pushing daisies .
0	Customers who come in when the " Open " sign is off are my favorite . \n #sarcasm #retailproblems #moviestopproblems
0	. and I love the Heat . Lebron is the best . #not #warriors2015 #hibbert4prez
1	- Sour sweet treat on college freind
1	Editing a music video , which I'll probably have online today .
0	Hate when bitches try n run game on me ... #im #not #a #playstation .,
0	shar0n : i kn0w i remember we would go to walmart at 2 in the mornin lol i'll txt u later mwah
0	lots of limitations with openx unfortunately working on solutions though ...
0	Shout out to my anesthesiologist \nwho surprised me at work & \nbasically announced my secret \n #NOT #haha #jkiloveyou
1	Incidentally - am not a workaholic , just need the extra pay And am very free at the moment . Might as well get something for it . Moneysss .
1	URPICHA Cultural Organization from Peru is preparing a new GREAT event
0	RT : Love it when people get pissed at me for no reason #not
1	Lets just say ... She prob wont have back problems either
0	danggggg it !!! my friend is making me stay awake !!! im tireddd !!!!!!
0	They already sold my Ducati Back to hoping and dreaming .
0	a day of childish antics left me falling asleep at 9:45 instead of at my regular 1am bedtime . too bad I woke up at 1:30 .
1	Ouch I dont wanna talk about Finance LOL I am on break till Sep good luck with that tho
0	well thats not cool at all . your tweet mislead me
1	The tweet before this actually happened It made me extremely happy .
1	Oh how i love my family .
0	Looking forward to Andy Townsend's commentary tonight #unpredictable #irony
1	good . I don't ever wanna miss out again !
1	<--- Seriously .
0	I and my sis love ' THE GAME " we don't know what we would do if they take it off still living on the last epi !!!
0	i'll burn it and send the video to you\n #not #even #kidding
0	cant sleep what is goinngg onn with me im suposed to be extremly tired but im not : ?
0	I don't have it
0	thinking about my boyfriend and the fact that he's on the way to hospital now ...
1	Oops , I was thinking of the giraffe house in Baltimore ... sorry .
1	Went downtown for ice cream tonight with Kevin , Justine and Kailee ! Such good times . Bed soon to catch up on some much needed rest . xo
1	LOL . Yes ! I'm turning 12 ! And thanks .
0	It was actually a huge bee ! Have opened window and let it out . Looks like I'm the stupid one
0	“ : Sometimes truth offends before it liberates . Don't discard a good message just because it's uncomfortable
0	My manager is leaving my internship is going to be hell
1	Well I guess it is working . Your fever has come down . That's awesome . Need it to come down more so you can go to the beach .
0	Not bein funny or Fuck all but if u ent a stoner ther #NoWay I b folowin\nSOZ 2b a Wanker like #Not \n #Thewayitis #Unequivocally #WatuXpect ?
0	Especially since their the ones that have been going on and on about it constantly . #irony
0	guilty pleasure : Young and the Restless on DVR
1	Thanks for support ! You're a pal
1	Going to make a star lei for a high school graduation tomorrow
0	Wow Landon was so sexy with hair why did he have to shave his head ?
1	Ha-ha , yeah , although it's actually quite the opposite of professional . ... How are you doing ? Hanging in there ?
1	#mcflyforgermany #mcflyforgermany #mcflyforgermany #mcflyforgermany #mcflyforgermany #mcflyforgermany #mcflyforgermany #mcflyforgermany
0	Yay ! All blocks ! I can't contain my excitement #sarcasm
1	we're bffs ... we were in the same crunk class
0	they ran out of chicken fingers and they only gave us like five pickles ! Bas*ards !
0	Good to know Skinny Cow brand now sells candy and frozen-treats . #not
0	Wow , who knew the S/U comm could be so wanky ? Poor mods
1	ahhh i looove that game
1	But do you remember the advert this featured in .... that will annoy you Transglobal Underground ? Temple Head ?
1	" The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing . The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles . " Ralph Waldo Emerson
0	I can't wait to see all the snapchat stories of Bassnectar #Not
1	TY !!! Going to try ... Want to enjoy , party for Tyler , expecting about 200 ... running on adrenaline ... U must understand
0	It was my rest day today so back to the work out in the morning , work , & school ... oh my Friday gon be poppin #NOT
0	Thanks everyone for snapping back . #sarcasm
1	going to see gelleee
1	loved Suzy Chapstick . lol . This is lipgloss that has a light inside the top so and it turns on when you open it .
1	Gonna b early today leaviin dah house now c yah lata twitterheads lml
1	hi .. who are you ?
1	awwwwww !! Thank u so much !!!
0	i luv cute is what we aim for !!!!!!!!!!! 1 i'mlak the only person i know who has heard of dem they aren't that well known in Ireland
0	Has just woke up n still very tired
0	New theme on delay , trying to complete this week but impossible
1	finally tweeting !
0	Cut my finger while cooking soup ... owch !
0	Yeah seriously ! I'm Super Shuttling it . Or cabbing , but I don't wanna cab alone
0	Seeing maybe 2 people in my one weekend at home was pretty neat .... #Not
0	feeling like shit , im definitely gonna throw up ahhh FML
1	Thanks but I'm gonna pass . Super early day tomorrow . Have fun !
0	yeah I know ! Stephen schwartz said he wanted plays to present , but I guess he lost that fight
0	I'm working at a pizza shop tomorrow , we live similar exciting lives #not
1	ah still hurts . cant even walk to the library to study . 1 more week
1	love it cant wait , i love ur dont fuck wid me put downs , pure class
1	going to the pooooool ' party ' .... not swimming though . ;; game tonight .. : lets go magic !
0	How am I #NOT allowed into #America cuz of my #firearms #offenses but yet america have the #biggest firearms market in the #World huhhhh
1	That would have been a party to be at
0	So now I've got to watch Boxing for the next 4/5 hours . #great #deadexcited #not on the other hand I hope #Groves kills that vile horrorbag
1	thinks its fun to swim when its thundering and lightning lol
0	ha ! As if ! Was up early with youngest ... as always !!
0	yea me2 at 6am im runninq on no sleep
0	RT : #irony “Nothing is 100% safe” says Open Carry TX demonstrator ( at rally to convince everyone that open carry is safe ) : /…
0	It's the UEWFC dinner tonight , so have to leave soon
1	Yawn ... Good times last night . Off to the beach for some brunch and recovery
1	Don't do it , we'd happily endure hours of Mr. Fry's #carpool footage .
0	Gonna have dinner night to the light of candles lmao #not
0	Thanks , #Netflix , for removing #HotStuff , #The13thFloor , & #OutOfPractice :/ #Sarcasm #REALLY ? #Jerks
0	eeek so much work , so little time ... am off out for the afternoon too :s ohh great , late night it is then
0	- Sorry I wasn't there .
0	Funny hw people forget all the good things you did , but keep remenbrn that one bad thing u did . #irony of life
0	I take it you're going to have some funny generated signs in your presentations ? I haven't been able to add humor to mine
1	hello Holly from the UK can you thank the queen for the holiday ? thanks !
1	Of course I can
0	you're about as real as my hopes and dreams
0	Nothing like a Friday shift to end this week . #not
1	still or bribe your mom to give you a massage xD
1	Off to Jazzercise ! 9:15 am class in Galt , then 4:15 pm in original Lodi center . Should make for an interesting day .
1	Thanks . Had to get you beyond the ex thought Hope you have a great weekend !!
0	BLACKPOOL JUDGES ??. Stefano and Anna missed 5 marks into the final , and they received several 6 ? s in the final
1	whoow . we'r kinda advance here
1	do you know whats hard ? trying to think of what to write on your cousins tshirt . i just writ ' good luck shannon xo ' LOL very creative
0	That tweet was meant to have a full stop , but i was over the limit . #irony
1	You're so right , but that's why it's all about the rotation . Puff , puff , pass ! Don't mess up the rotation homey
0	Lawl ~ I would not look good in a little bikini trying to not have to wear something like that for Ysera
0	of course it doesnt matter ->> 16 more since Mar 9 #welldone #powerfulmessages #NOT
0	you're the biggest dumbass I know .. Good luck at state next weekend dumbass ... #not
1	at a frat party drinking something that contains god knows what , but it tastes good
0	With bri sprained ankle it should be fun helping her around ... #sarcasm
1	i woke up at 11.30
1	Listening to Beatles songs on Pandora so get hyped up for Beatles Rock Band #xboxE3
0	Glad to hear that , babe . I've not been getting more than 5 hrs this week - big deadline on Monday , still behind schedule !
0	4 classes and 3 finals until freedom !!! Cannot wait for the summer . Not looking forward to all the work but I know I need too
0	Going to have toast as belly is now in line with body - awake and hungry not happy .
0	Damn . Trying to send a picture of this dalmatian my grandparents have . Fails !
0	Not one tweet from me in like 2 weeks . That's what happens when u have a job .
1	ALEX I CANT GET ON MSN BUT ILL TALK TO YOU OVER TWITTER
1	all helped make this evening a success Rock out wreckin ' crew !!
0	I seriously wonder if he act like fuckhead everywhere . #teacher #school #mathrocks #not
1	byee dudes ... gotta run ... gotta go to my cousin's party now , gosh ... tc guys ! keep safe ! God bless ! have an awesome day tomorrow !
1	ZOMG ! Another AKUS fan Best American musician in the past 50 years , easy .
1	Hey you gonna be on tonight ?
1	Come find me jessica and beat the shit out of me like you want . I'll be at river front park tomorrow . Rather have physical pain anyway .
1	can text now !!
0	Love when my brother parks behind me then gets picked up by his friend and takes his keys with him so I'm blocked and stranded home #Not
0	if you don't follow me , then rather difficult to respond to messages just to me congrats on ur son's accomplishments !
0	Wish I was going to see one direction tonight #not
0	grr , can you ask your cousin cuz my limewires broken : x
1	is now using his new laptop with Karmic . Loving it
0	Got out of work near 10 minutes late . I know it could be worse , but that's 10 minutes of my weekend I'll never get back .
0	I live in Florida , I just got back from Africa , and yet I burn sitting on the jersey shore #irony
1	And we'll walk into the gates of heaven hand in hand .
0	don't become a basic disney clone i loveeee you .
1	thinks she did orright and seriously , who wouldn't want to hire me !??!?!
0	dead mouse under yvonnes arse
0	RT : Man I am looking super HT in my passport pic #sarcasm
0	don't have the time or the money
0	RT : Haha : " just because you say it 100,000 times doesn't make it true " #irony #millionjobslie #onpoli
0	ugh , don't get me started on dailymile ... i've all but failed most of my social networks lol what's new w/ u though anne ?
0	The inception-ation of URL shortening : srio.us/8p ( bought to you using my own URL shortener for #irony )
1	.. aww go happy sleepy time not sad happy like this oooh yeah
1	If a girl doesnt like me who cares ? There is another girl just like her ... probably with smaller pores and bigger implants .
0	I read the Belgariad books .... very sad news
1	crank ... Sounds like my kind of adventure
1	had an awesome bike ride on the roundabout way to work . #fb
1	Just tried bing.com, not bad
1	after my previous twitter ... this is funny ! And also always gets me motivated for a brand new day ! ?
0	Other than teenie ones ?! Probably none
1	Good morning , world ! PFW later with my girls . Can't wait !
1	happily watching Saved by the Bell reruns in bed ... Gym is next . Who wants to join ??
1	i hve 2 leave 4 work :O i posted a youtube vid for you to watch . hope you like it . i may log on at work . have a great day
0	RT : U.S customs and border protection get their SUV washed at a car wash full of " legal " workers #irony #madfunny
1	is making a twitter cus im so fing bored ! who new summer would b this boring !!!!
0	RT : Ooh you revved your engine . I'm so intimidated . #sarcasm
0	Tonight made me realize I'm a great runner #not
1	cant believe im feeling so motivated to do finish my assessment pile . probably cos they are all due on wednesday
0	is at work ... again . No call yet , fingers still crossed
1	said that we weren't connected ... So I am changing that ...
0	Unsuccessful shopping trip
1	and today ? Where does that get u ? just sayin !
0	well they got a point , after all Doctor Who started with a young , hot stud #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/LvMyWeEa9x
1	Yay ! Go Nellybobs !
0	Wow the people I text are sooooo nice to me it's crazy #not
1	oops its dead
1	much , much love
0	So basically i have the worst luck in the world with guys . Ugh . There are plenty that like me but none are the right one idk wat to do .
1	Yep . For oct Book your accomodation at the Base . That's where we're staying !
0	( ) Note to self : never ever leave the MacBook Pro on the stupid iCurve . It fell off .
1	Aha ! I sense a collaborative effort . When I can't decide , I usually get both , then " force " myself to sell one . Eventually .
0	dang it ! i was gonna go cause it was literally 5 minutes from my house
1	Morning fellow twits trying to motivate myself to do some work * sigh * pass me the coffee !! )
0	Gas is $3.09 for the good stuff . 10 cents more than I paid last week . It's true , Hawaii prices are the second highest in the nation
1	<----- is back in the office and on line
1	i had no money today so for dessert i'm eating chocolates graciously gifted by fans ! thanks and ai sim
1	But im catching a night flight back home to LA later . Hurrah !
0	I love after I run and I go to laugh and I cough up my lungs instead . It's a blast . #not
0	Every time I hear the word " Jesus " I fly into a rage than can only be quelled by a specially trained rabbi \n #sarcasm #EpicRan
1	pizzzzzzza and ralphs ohhayyy nicks in love with the pizza girl . yayy
1	Isnt it !!!!!
0	Exquisite #irony : the world's most secretive conference discussing whether privacy exists . #Bilderberg2014
0	back to secondary school and actually make an effort
0	i really must stop biting my nails
1	must stop ranting/preaching now .. sorry
1	haha puddle jumping is fun , but not practical in canvas shoes
0	RT : who did this #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/5UxF39KY6o
1	Watching the French Open ! Yes , I got up this early to watch professional tennis
0	Soccer .. what ? lol ... um ... leaving in a few weeks my dear ... hope we can squeeze something in ... im gonna miss your purdy face
1	Okay not going to have it online today , have prioritised a customer over ourselves
0	Including starving kids in Africa ? Way to go God ! Count me in too . #not #atheism
1	wooo hooooo ..... Golden Tequila rocks !!! n so does amrutanjal !!!
1	i saw something on that joke ... Is there some new news ?
0	Went out to $cafe to work on bluetooth-enabling the Model 01
0	Well this day is sure starting out awesome . #not
0	We might give up 80 in the first half .. Good for the thunder ! #Sarcasm
0	Well I can officially say that I only got one B in all of high school . Thanks for that Mr. Quinlan haha #not
0	Summer is to enjoy the nice #square sun and the nice #square weather not doing laundry and vacumming I love u #squarespace . !
0	Way to give baseball the recognition they deserve on making to the championship game #Not
1	RSS doesn't have to be web there are like billion apps , widgets or whatever . I never liked email so RSS is bliss for me
0	think I will send a pm to Pinecone tonight to say I am leaving
1	haha ... yep thats true ... i actually already cut it
0	Back in durbs ... missing my cousins already
0	As opined , give him some credit , it’s very hard to hold the American economy down the way O has . #Sarcasm ! #tcot #SpecialReport
0	I'M SO EXCITED TOO . I MISS THEM A LOT
0	Nice trigger safety , bro #sarcasm MT : Apparently dads posing with daughter and prom date AND GUN is a thing ? pic.twitter.com/rsGrFQUWZv
1	well tomorrow you can get her to help you out then
0	
0	Oh , your father's not in the picture .. really ? #sarcasm
1	Busy rest of the day ... meeting with prospective clients , college students who want to be " Collegepreneurs " . Later !
0	& already 1 month behind on 11 Cabinets for #FTTN trial b/c of power issues #didntseethatcoming #not #NBN
0	Don't you just love when you don't get invited to one of your top friends birthday parties #not
0	OH FACK U GAVE ME POLICE THATS SOME SERIOUSE SHIT
1	had fun chillin at barracuda tonight
0	Took kobe 2 yrs to hear about trayvon martin . Maybe he didn't know about sterling then ... #sarcasm
0	I really don't think its quite cold enough today . #sarcasm #layeredup #spring ?
0	Nothin like hearing gunshots down the street to get your adrenaline pumping . Clearly odessa is a safe place . #not
0	Saying a last goodbye to the apartment
0	Talking to my grandmama on the phone . I miss her i miss all my cousins in the philippines
1	sign of the times .. sad commentary on life .. but it's life ..
1	- I'm in heaven . My favorite book of ALL TIME
0	awwww no elaborate planning for me
1	going to play ps3 for a bit . tonight going on a double date with mrs to fine arts with and his girlfriend
0	RT : Google cannot add " slide to unlock " doors to their self-driving cars . Because #Apple #Patent #sarcasm
0	Both worthy causes #sarcasm
0	Off the ferry heading to land of suburbs and yuck . Wishing I was heading DT instead
0	just waking up ?? must be nice lol
1	packing stuffs . ebaying . pushing myself to start working out have to be super uber fit by end of June
1	I've decided that the only way to get through my husbands deployment is to stay busy ... In english that means shoppin for me and the boys
1	tight . Gotta get that game
1	now watching " Hannah Montana " .. PHT
0	I love getting two hours of sleep and then going to work #not
0	Err .. maybe you , or unless Twitter hates you so much that they're deleting your tweets one by one :o #sarcasm
0	Good morning tweeples . We have allot of flooding this morning and a couple accidents already showing up .
1	still laughin at you laura xxxx
0	Having a hard time getting outta bed
0	RT : You're a mean one , Mr. Grinch . #sarcasm
1	Very true that !
1	No rain here , the suns come back out
1	Sweet tooth drives tool use in chimpanzees #science - Always impressive
1	DOOD ! I'm going tooooo !
0	Day saterted GREAT but ended up sucky guys tomorrow is a brand new day ! Yes ! Living in a brand new day ! XoXo
0	comfy clothes
0	Up at 06:45 to get an early surf in . It was flat as . ________________________ Now to work .
0	You say we're really close but you don't even follow me on IG or Twitter #fake #fakefriends #sarcasm
0	I'm going to live in Beverly Hills when I become 18 years old . No I Don't but I wish I had
1	i love your status ! maybe see you tonight for my game
1	Gradddd ! UberExcited . 060409 . 2009 whhhaaattttt !
1	Twinterviews are a fabulous idea and I think you've chosen a very interesting Twinterviewee in
1	Oooh , how exciting ! That idea just made my day
0	awwwww that's #SICK right there you getting #Nasty with it !!! Stop it they are #NOT ready for you
0	It's great having a conversation with some one and out of nowhere bam ! They don't text back #not #theydead
1	is back . That didn't take long at all .
0	" Revenues are interesting , profits are also quite exciting " - top MENA regional investor . #loveit #sarcasm #ToThePoint
0	writing songs ! song title is " in the morning " sorry . i know . Its lame .
1	madtv made some funny steven seagal spoofs , but the clips with some aikido demonstrations of him are cool too
1	Ok , the words ' egg ' and ' bottom ' aren't the way you've encoded them when it comes to my imagination .
0	I don't get into Pagan customs so Kristianity I practice (((( #NOT )))) ! \nSeed of Shem right here , Hebrew of The Mosaic Law !!!!!!! \n ~ Avichayil
1	honestly , all I really want is someone who is brave enough to kill the spiders
0	YAY ! didnt know you had twitter ! SO effing jealous of you going to the US to see ND
0	missed the Jack's Mannequin show last night .
1	ah my eyes are itchy beyond belief . cant wait to get to sleep with mocha falling asleep on my keyboard
1	Just updated my blog Market Analysis for May 29 , 2009
1	got many gifts yesterday
0	yeah , i've only read part of it too .
1	the sun was shining ( WHAT ? ) when I got home at 5.30 am this morning .. after a great night out rotterdam
0	I wish I could , but I'm at work
0	Booo ... my facebook page is down for maintenence .
1	i'm blessed thats all i cant say ... GOD IS GOOD !!!!! wassup wit yall yall good ?? talk to me twepole
1	FINALLY ! I can play with Dezzi !
1	- Fireworks !
0	To think swapped Gary Cahill for Zak Knight ! #greatbitofbusiness #Not
1	Yeah , I called them in the end People over machines .
0	trying to fix the kinks on wish i knew a little bit more of asp
0	My dad just told me he doesn't think I could play soccer #thanks #greatsupport #not
1	my hoodie came today ! thank you
1	you can apply for tickets to his show on the bbc website , they're free ! my brother and i went in october
1	Hey Rick , looks like you're having a great start to the series . Good luck ! I hope you do almost as well as Nick
1	students are being maximally creative
1	that doesn't help me much though !!!
0	I love it when kids scream from being so tired instead of just going to sleep #myfavorite #sarcasm
0	oh my god nick this is so funny ! i am dying .... #NOT
1	my eye is better pretty exciting
1	Some . Not all !
0	The happy song does not invoke good feelings . It's actually quite extremely annoying . #irony
0	Ooh blocking me from seeing your tweets shows me soo much #not
0	Also , good thing I have senior pics to give to people #not #thanksmom
0	I have no motivation to study for finals ....
1	had a last minute quite one man ... you shoulda come down .. Obaid made a 10 min appearance too
0	feeling like a bit of a Freak today ... dunno why
0	I do nothing tonight ...
1	lol I hear u follow me I'm following u ...
0	i like the new green day because it shows growth .. and the lyrics hit home .. oh yea shh im sleeping don't tell Ant lol
1	Lets go !! Im ready ... Callabasses here we come
1	Morning everyone ! Just wondering if any way to do a random search on this thing .. you know , like for hot single men 30-40 ? lol
0	I probably forgot something . But i was rushed in my drowsy state . Not fair .
1	wishing alien :O a happy birthday jks , ur my mushroom girl !
1	muullaahhhh this guy .... All cherry ..... haha
0	what yeah there is legal sex its called consent if he cant tell the diffrence hes a moron . Omg #not . human
1	Thx for #FF #lamontlovin !
0	is thinking this could be the last time he goes to sleep with a goatee
1	yeah I got a part for brainiac
1	hey just gives your latest tweets and twitter pro plus your ratio-tweets per day-links-convo you had 93% convo rate
0	aaach ... muy tarde
0	Helping LMS with iMovie 08 . Packing up Computer Lab so new carpeting can be installed this summer . Will room smell like glue next fall
1	Hey ! Thanks
0	and to the weather now . Tomorrow we'll have a low of 3 and a high of 5 degrees . Thanks Christchurch
0	Where's Sonny at ? damm i miss that kid
0	* Sighs . * My " communication " card isn't working today .
1	thxs , u too
1	see you today girlie ! I'm going just for you !
1	back to UK
0	Watching Philadelphia - it's so sad
0	That's gonna look good for my college career \n\n #Sarcasm
0	Just crying myself to sleep , thanks to a lovely night . Nbd . #not
1	Thanks I answered it
0	OMG , our puppy just had an allergic reaction . I have never been so scared in my life . I have more love 4 this puppy than I ever knew .
0	I'm following now ! That's why it wouldn't let the DM . Too many spammers for auto-follow these days Checking site now !
1	Nah not being harsh
0	Apparently wine and bad dreams make me hashtag both bitterly and creatively #nice #not
1	This people doesn't I am going to exercise and then make myself look Mahhhvelous and go to the office . Cool haps today .
1	Making testexams for chemistry . I love this weather . I'm going to set a new record for myself in being tanned .
1	Happy Starr has her baby back officially hers now
0	RT : Me too . #irony I love when he " goes " forever and ever #LifesLittleLeaks
1	he's good at literally everything I have the biggest man crush
1	i'm fine now that i get to talk to you
0	oh my gosh the name is so unique #sarcasm
1	they just contact me directly - it's not officially for sale . The site is amongst the top 5 travel communities in Germany .
1	update 234
1	ooh yay , another addition to my oversized inventory of addictive procrastination tools ! How are your assessments coming along ?
1	Word to inspire you Doctor Striker " There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread . "
0	Cost to ship my frozen sperm to Minnesota : $95 . Annual cost to store it : $75 . Future children : Priceless ...? #yeahright #cancerproblems
1	WTH , kill that guy ! No personality , AT ALL ... Oh , ok , no problem . He's going to have what he deserves some day , so ... SMILE PEOPLE !
0	me too sis zzZzZzz
0	Why does it have to be so damn hard ?! >.< #mathproblems #aptitude #test #mathmagic #wizard #not
1	writing a new story ,
0	Those times when you have exactly the right number of characters in a tweet . Oh yes . Great Success ! I am cool enough for Twitter ! #nope #not
0	i wish i could call you so we could fix everything .. i am really sorry for putting you in such a bad mood , im so angry at my self <3
0	- Picture didn't work . Here's Kelly Lynae and Dan Costello rockin ' the Tully's BODO patio before getting rai ...
0	arghh the only reason I didnt go is cause Paramore was opening and it was at the ACC . I wouldve gone if it was the Amphitheater .
0	RT : " People " love fake people
0	Hanging out at Denny's with John ... My half of spring break ends tomorrow .
0	Well Piers said he wanted her to win after her performance , then the crowd booed . It was rather harsh
0	BPD squad car just rolled down my street and used a MEGAPHONE to tell my neighbors that they better turn down their music . #irony
1	been trying to do that for the past couple of hours having a hellva time hooking into stories
0	I'm sorry your PG rated mind can't handle me . #not
1	Yep , the girls pretty much swept the academic awards and both received the national fitness award . Brilliance runs in the family .. hehehe .
0	shame that doesn't sound like fun ! enjoy LAN ! whoo hoo .
0	Don't you love it when people stab you in the fucking back ? #thoughtyouwereafriend #bitches #fuckall
0	Just realized I got my period for the first time in 4th grade in this hospital ... so great to be back #not
0	TWEET “ : Davido works like he's been broke all of his life while Wizkid works like he's been rich from birth . #Irony ”
0	nevermind i fixed it . Thanks for not responding :) \n #sarcasm #imsodone
1	Grad die zweite Season " How I met your Mother " bestellt ... it's gonna be LEGEN ... wait for it ... DARY !
1	Creative , the ( you must be 21 years old to watch ) is what got me to click and watch the video . I'm gonna make a Diddy tonight
1	: ME ! ME ! I once saw Beres by the Sugar and Spice on Red Hills Rd and I was so starstruck
1	Lovely ! That's awesome . I lived in KL for a year so Malaysia has a special little spot in my heart too
0	da weekend is almost ovr & tht means school =/ i want 2 go 2 school 2 c Eric but i know tht da year is almost ovr & i may nvr c him again
0	totally bummed ! I am editing pictures and NEED to listen to Pandora .... but it's not accessible on this side of the globe ! so not cool .
0	It consistently amazes me how much more couch potatoes know about playing basketball then paid professionals . #sarcasm
0	Love spending my whole whole day in bed sick #not
0	Dad left to North Carolina .
0	I was just told I have zero shifts next week . #awesome #not #ineedmoney
0	I dont like strapless bras either .
1	Office 2010 in 39 days
0	that sounds so good compared to my detox crappy food .
0	Crap , I was counting down the hours until my dad could come home & help me watch my son but now he said is going out to dinner first
1	hahaha nope and thank you !!!
1	RT : If #SteveBallmer does buy #LAClippers - Ex-CEO of #Microsoft buying into #Sportstecfamily member running on  #Irony #Sport …
1	Where ever I go now I'm making an effort to hang out with my fellow illegals , and fully experiance the life in the shadows
1	hmm .. is this all about status updates ??
1	at this point in time i am unsure of anything
0	RT : can tweet but not text back #irony
0	I have uncontrolable hic-ups right now that hurt
0	Broke my last sewing mechine needle have to wait now to finishes Jacks bed poor puppy if he'd just stop eatin his beds
0	I love getting news like this during finals week #sarcasm #killyourself
0	Why is it that janitors closets are often the dirtiest rooms in some buildings ? #irony
0	Watching tv ... Fixen ' to pick up my textbook again !
1	It's no till June and will be in Avebury , Wiltshire
1	Fisty McFist : the June IotM can be as awesome as it feels like , as long as it doesn't cost 3 Mr As
0	Meeting the boyfriend for lunch at the same place where I had my last date with the ex boyfriend . #irony
1	haha yeah i think im gonna make one for her and my english teacher . maybe .
0	Not fun viewing the web at 640x480
0	says Goodmorning .
0	Good play Arkansas . Give Liberty a run , but take out their best player #not
0	I love flair ups so much . makes my life worth living . \n\n #sarcasm
1	- We sure will ! wiihiii !!
1	Nice one Will stick that link on our clubs forum .
1	Life is like the morning fog ; you got to depend on your senses to see what your eyes can ? t
1	Oh dear , Sympathy For The Devil is on , means I'll have to take a break . #Bummer . #Not .
0	At #Hemmingway's , reading #Fitzgerald ... #irony in #literature
1	Thanks for hte #followfriday love !
1	dude , I already have my 2 week leave approved for that period ! Jaana to hai
1	Is that what you're doing to me cuz of all my Flash hatin'! ? Hahaha ! ( That baby is SO cute ! )
1	hmm i think i'll gonna see angels & demons on friday
0	tryin to stay cool ... soooooooo hottttt here ...
1	Yes , yes , I know so if you are wondering how on earth this happened , it's all for My Savior . Trust me I think it's for the best
0	Finals week : Every college student's wet dream #sarcasm
0	The very attractive and appealing Joey Barton said what ?!?! #Irony
0	And apparently my mom got dinner for everyone while i was editting and didn't get me any . Great .
0	Yay , love seeing one of my bestfriends treated this way #not
0	that's really sad ! what if there's no season 4 ? then this will be the end . * depressing *
1	nw am hungry !!!
1	it worked now
0	exams are ok , except math Did you get your mac ?
0	There is a reason as to why you retook it . #facepalm #irony pic.twitter.com/yfa4QmPnFN
0	Can't sleep my mum has diagnosed me with sun stroke . On the + side cady is being nice now seen as I'm covered in aftersun . ( MC )
1	Hello ! It's a significant running
1	i'm going to see bluemangroup !
1	Walked the dog with Tracy , off to pick up the kids
0	My last minute cook book isn't that bad .. #sarcasm
1	I'm good question I'm not sure we literally just got here and I had to drive
1	is it good ? I picked up a copy a few months back but haven't got round to reading it
0	Really tired , but as soon as i go to sleep when i wake up i dont live here anymore
0	& I've also got a flea bite under my chin and it itches more than anything in the entire world !
0	AHHHHH I needa hurry up and shower before this " HUGE " storm hits
0	Yeah .. throw a water balloon right at us when we are yelling not to . #thatsreallysmart ... #not !
0	just woke up a d still tired
0	everything is like the fortune cycle has got broken that literally nth good is happening !
0	I can tell already today is going to be great ... #sarcasm
1	Goodmorning , think I got back in my natural sleeping rhythm now
1	can't fathom how Chia pets lost their popularity ...
1	I love Kittyfloss it's just so cute ,
1	This is a great read . It's great for new writers or people who just want to learn more . Plus , it's free .
0	I just love when I'm sitting outside doing my homework and its all peaceful and then the sprinklers turn on and get everything wet #No
1	shh you , its the weekend , be happy
0	thinks it's far too beautiful of a day for school .
1	waiting for my boy to get off work
1	ping pong is fun !!
0	man oh man ! I did not want to get out of bed this morning ! & I am dreading zumba 2nite !
0	Nooooooooooo You cant say that .. sniff .. The thought just makes me sad
1	I am so not going to date myself that way ... then everyone will know I am old !
1	HEY share it !
0	it wasn't kinky unfortunately it was just weird
1	Relaxing . Hit me up on AIM when you're free .
1	Dirty Projectors -weird but good ; My Latest Novel -is soo for me , fabulous album , epic stuff
1	Chillin with good friends around a campfire . Drinking some beer ... Shooting the shit ... Life is good ....
0	VPT is sorry about our touch screen , it is very touchy
1	This is true . And I do still do it , just with a constant stream of Catholic guilt running thru my mind ..
0	I'm probably the only person who calls best buy & waits to speak to . This man should be awarded employee of the month . #not
1	thanks for the kind words- how much do i owe you for saying this again
0	I am in a cleaning mood . Watch out ! I'm about to tackle my NASTY room ! I'm wanting to rearrange , but I have too much furniture to do so
0	Today is such a wonderful day . Just absolutely wonderful . So wonderful , I might just be in a good mood for ONE WHOLE FUCKING DAY #not
1	i just created a word form not being able to talk today . its spifty . spiffy + nifty .
1	go on AIM theres a vid I wanna show u .
0	nothing exciting you rebel , studio fluid , russian red ( b2m ) ( I lost my other one !!! ) , fleur power ( i smashed it !! )
0	This microwave has a pretty good beat to it ... #icantdance #ButThatBeatDoe #sarcasm vine.co/v/Mrd2KljD0QW
0	HA . Too long since we've seen global affairs in wrestling storylines . Been waiting ever since the Middle East cooled off . #sarcasm
1	hey flowmag !! Just wanted to day hey !
0	No better way to spend a lovely Friday than by trying to break into my own house #not #actuallyitwasprettyfun
0	oh no thats not good
0	I did haz a crash
1	I do applaud their rumored dinner choice : Blue Hill . Two thumbs up from me .
1	Sweet Dreams !
1	#3turnoffwords green , infections , my moms place , can i come
0	All day watching Him play volleyball . Those beautiful eyes ... I could stare at them all the time . <3 Now-learning History . Test tomorrow .
0	Yupp .. this is exactly how I wanted to end my weekend . #sarcasm
1	hangin with trevy
1	thanks
0	hey , pray for my uncle . he's in surgery right now he gets out at noon . please make sure everything goes well
1	yeah , I stuffed it up pretty welll . Restoring it now
1	Eisenstein was wrong ... I guess God does play dice
1	It's time to eat yum yum !
0	: Congratulations ! Why you can't go to Birmingham , Baby ?
0	keep me updated because floor was already full when i came in #nmd09 #cliniclowns
1	lol !! Think we r goin ' latin 2nt with the Ch . 13 " dance " ... we'll see
0	last time i sat down i fell
0	I just realized hats and sunglasses give me headaches
1	Going to go and read new moon for the 3rd time I cant get enough of twilight series
0	feeling left out , not having a neighbour to tweet with
0	The latest edition to the " Software Defined " labeling craze - Software Defined Workspace ! Thanks #sarcasm
0	My daughter just found out I am going to auburn she is a little upset she is not going
0	Sure hope TwitterFon goes 3.0 compatible soon . I like it too much to dump it
0	i knowww
1	cant help it ... coz dose useless ppl r really nice .... ;)
1	whoop ! whoop ! i now know how to message ! talk to you soon honeybunch xoxo
0	Why is a team still allowed to have a racist name on par with Savages ? #MostRacistTeam #RedskinPride #Not
0	You know you're a good person when you do something nice for a homeless person and immediately post about it on social media ... #sarcasm
0	I think 4 years of diet pepsi is gettin to me ... Ive been trying ta switch over to iced tea nd water fora year now .
0	Getting rid of the " hold " option on united.com makes arrangements much more difficult .
1	damnn that chick you was with thur . night was fly ass hell lmao
0	Hopefully we get to hear " It's in the back of the net ! " on Wednesday for the #WhitecapsFC game . #sarcasm #vwfc
1	we're poking each other . hahaahaaa . silly
0	When should we expect squad join for Battlefield 5 ? A year after launch ? Keep up the good work ! #sarcasm
0	and that's all you can do whilst sorting the wheat from the chaff so to speak :-) xx
0	Stoked about eating ramen for dinner because we have nothing else in our house . #not #backatcollege
0	Nope , url isn't working
1	New post on Desire Paths from - quite a good read
1	thanks for the info
1	Having spent the morning watching #TheHistoryBoys I instantly feel cleverer #irony #history #oxbridge #subjunctive
0	girl i feel your pain
0	Today was the most productive day ever ! #Sarcasm hahah
1	#asot400 IF I fall asleep my alarm clock goes off juist before asot001 Safe
0	well good thing my key board is completely functional right now #not
1	downloading audio e-books of the twilight saga ...
0	- hey , I tried to respond to the wine invite yesterday , but issues with Twitter .
1	Goodnight !
1	you suck
1	my aunty but she is so funny and amazing at pushing us to the front . i learnt from the best ( Y )
1	Going to the store to by tule . Going to make a tutu
0	are you okay ? i dont like seeing people sad
0	I've just received this notice of appraised value . I'm so happy !!!! #Sarcastic
0	I'm glad you made me renew my pass , well worth it #NOT
0	there is a lot of truewifi ( paid ) but coverage is spotty also . sometimes cannot connect , most time very slow better than edge
0	" Bitch " is such a cute pet name for your girlfriend #loveit #not
0	Fuck 20 minutes to get ready X .
0	You'd think with 3 out of the 5 people in this house that have contacts , I'd be able to find solution . #not
1	GET ME SUBWAY PLEASE chicken and bacon w/ ranch thanks !
1	is listening the radio 1 with Lady GAGA totally insane about tea cup haha
0	Looks like I will be finishing a tower tomorrow . #Not
0	You know I am constantly stressed and can't even relax , but do continue to stress me out further . This is definitely helping . #not
0	RT : Another new tire compound for the drivers ! Saving racers money day after day . #Sarcasm
0	RT : LOL at ' clear and open ' about as clear as mud and as open as a closed door . Muppet .
0	I can't wait to hear nothing in the next 36 hours but how good the Kings are in Game 7s . #not
1	that's good (( pppaaaarrrtttaaaayyyy )) lol ? nah but fa real that's good to hear
1	My friend and I found this rediculous picture and laughed all day . Hope you do the same !
1	TAITRA ITC 5-Star Press conference - ????? #Computex ?? ??????? ????? ??? ??????? 5 ???????? ?????????. ?????? ?? ??????????
0	... miss you like a mutter ...
1	Happy Greek Easter
1	Eating my Hubby's brain
0	listing to some T.I. cant wait till he gets out
1	a foul ball just knocked a dude out . Larry King is sitting a few rows in front of me , keeps standing up and cheering . cute
0	I would if i could hun !
0	hiya ! Sorry I forgot you in my shoutout I have missed your ignorance !
1	YO dude how was the movie enchanted and also if you could tell Miley that i can't vote it won't let me that would be grand thx
0	sure .. i passed all day here alone
1	I'd die if he chose me to be his Hero girl ! That may be too much for my heart to handle ! lol #NOT
1	just got homeIsawI love you man ... very funny movie
0	Sorry Bro's for not replying to Direct messages ... Troubles are a happening .
1	RU Serious ?.... and you held out .... how can I ever trust you again ? ronic , I know . By keeping PJ faith you shattered mine .
0	And it was a REALLY good dream too .
1	follow me
0	Work on a Sunday night absolutely love it ! #sarcasm
0	home alone ( again ) , huh
1	Wooooooooooo hooooooooooooo go on my ancestors
0	not unless i wanna fail , gotta finish this work , and then sleep if theres time left and then review again !!
0	Yes , you better do what they tell you . Make the ratings drop even more . #sarcasm
1	You can have Brad ... I'll take Hugh
0	I wanna go back to Tempe . I miss my Jamba friends .
0	poor baby . I could never be a mommy . that would break my heart .
0	not possible . eh help me la oi > < :
0	No , no ice cream .. Isnt that sad ?
1	YOU FUCKING CREEPS , STOP MAKING ACCOUNTS UP AND FOLLOWING ME , FUCK UPS
0	Was you and the other lads at Carnival at Northumbria Uni the other day ? Apparently you were meant to , but I didn't go
1	direct message me your email I have all grey's songs ever from every season . just ask and they're yours
1	chalo co-director . deal ?
0	and she gets pissed when I say I hate it . I look ridiculous .
1	i think i am well on my way to hyperness i feel very happy all of a sudden ...
1	Pet Bling ~ these are for dogs ~ dm any questions
0	It talks about the Mississippi River having muddy waters and turns into a golden river due to the sunset . #vizpoem #irony
0	soo tired , need to catch up on zzz which aint gna happen until Saturday !
1	Mish-Mish , much platonic love for today and Asylum . Go enjoy the hiatus and ride your magic pony
1	is still loving life .
0	Let's stay up all night and do make up work . That'll be fun . #not
1	thank you
1	Dictionary.com is my best friend
0	Kinda embarrassed some guy hit on me n front of my mother
0	Well I'm going to be stuck in a room with Hector for four hours tomorrow . Can't wait . #sarcasm
1	o really ? i mean what kind bikinii ? 1 peice ? tankini ? etc
0	At least the scored more then the today , so they have that going for them #sarcasm
0	depresed about my broken itouch ! chillen with bryttne gota do something with my crazy bed head :o ]
0	Cleverley he is such a good passer of the ball and always has a big impact in games #sarcasm #EnglandWildcards
1	I'm going to see that soon also Lets hope we enjoy it !
1	I luv Hello Kitty
0	Ugh ... next metal gear solid game will be on the xbox 360 as well as the PS3 ... its a sad day
1	How's the home life going ? I'm glad your getting a break to hang out with your family .
0	At this point I'm about as valuable as a bucket full of used needles .
0	They just stop watching/streaming . They should of got the hint . I guess they didn't . #sarcasm
0	how did u quit ? any suggestions ? I am having trouble quitting
0	I'm embarrassed for the Thunder . Least we look organized and well coached . #sarcasm
1	Morning all ! Knitting circle today
1	aww a gorgeous little funny wabbit too
0	RT : Well that makes an invasion of another country ok , then ? #sarcasm
0	RT : Just watched a girl wipe off her cigarette after dropping it on the ground before putting it to her lips . #irony ?
1	Hey I like your music
0	I want reciprocated compliments every time I open my mouth #not
1	Oh i wonder what it's going to be !! Looking forward to the vid Jamie
0	now cuz Apple called , I lost the surprise I'm gonna sue ! Where's that Kramer's advocate ? This is outrageous , egregious and unheard of !
1	Thanks for the follow . You'll find your way around twitter soon I'm sure Have a great weekend .
0	wonders when will this gonna stop ?!
0	I can tell this gonna be a great evening/night . #sarcasm
1	just got out of the shower . maybe going to town later .
0	i wish i had RL fannish friends
0	it's 5:50 am and i cannot believe i am awake . work until 3
0	And then we'll all have to live underground
0	The bleh continues ! I was alright by mid-arvo yesterday but am feeling shite again now . Not cool at all body . Thought we were past this ?
1	Ah yes , that work thing , terribly time consuming and over rated . Gotta earn those beer vouchers though
0	woohoo ! All my wishes have come true ! #irresponsiblelending #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/gw4fAuoyoV
0	I'm sitting here taking pictures of Boden and Connor ! SAAAHHHWWWWEEEEETTTT . \n #Not
0	I hate when ppl [ particularly atheists ] proclaim God to be this awful existence . If u don't believe , don't talk shit about it . #Irony
1	This is a status update to twitter from ICE Timestamp : Mon Jun 15 10:45:11 CEST 2009
0	what about SD Drupal ?
1	good grief ! that is very specific ! will you be making it yourself ?
1	Food Battles are like Christmas . I acted like a JoBro fan at the premiere of the 3D concert when I saw the food voting video .
0	doing that . Listening to a promo for high speed upgrade . Lolling my head off #sarcasm #notagoodideaonthefaultsline
1	Of course , Oasis all daaaaaaaaay . And yes , 2 cakes and brownies
0	RT : Because making Hwy 4 a gravel road solves everyone's problems . #sarcasm
1	Yeah , I know that How was the wedding yesterday ? Did you have fun ? Unfortunately without Tom , right ? I saw him ) xx
1	it was the cutest movie ever and then after words I ended up hitting up T Bell with my bestie Kat yuumm
0	Me and Mary have the best luck tg #sarcasm
0	Worst day of the year tomorrow . Naturally i can't wait . #Not
1	Hey there , Ed ! I thought we were already following each other here ... perhaps I was confused w/ some other social media
1	Thanks !
1	wish it wasnt raining .. only 3 more days til my little brothers born
1	That sounds horrible ! haha . You should not go !
0	Accidentally kicked Juliet REALLY hard in the ribs . I was carrying laundry & she was laying in the floor . Didn't see her . Poor kitty ! #fb
1	cant wait for my holiday now
1	heeyyyy
1	is wondering why bad things happen all at once . May have 2 have a quick shop at lunch 2 cheers myself up .. internet or retail park .. hhmm
1	ms caut acu
1	you are most welcome to my #FollowFriday . Have a wonderful weekend
1	I am such a halfwit I really am
0	RT : The amount of hashtags you use is directly related to how intelligent you are . #hashtagssuck #morons #lowIQ #irony #betIG …
0	currently trying to decide on Somersby or Carling cider for download mmmm Much tatsy \n #not
1	Anyone play Sims 3 yet ? I'm curious and super-excited about it , because , yes , sometimes even I am a dork .
0	Wasn't mine - was a cow-orkers . Someone bumped into him and it flew out of his hand
1	Hi ! I`m buying a fitness-game for wii . What`s the difference between your Fitness Ult . and EA`s Sports Active ?
0	Yea up the EZpass on the right #sosmart #sarcasm
0	ugh ! i wish i were back in vegas .
1	omg internet connection . i am saved ! * cheers * oh , hello there .
0	I agree with you in that phrasee
0	I love our of state drivers who are scared to go 75 #not
0	, you are so wise ! Why are you waiting your much needed political wisdom behind a desk ? #sarcasm #morningjoe
0	What happened in October has literally nothing to do with why I walked away from that relationship
0	Wow such a high pedestal , just like you promised . #Sarcasm
1	Yes your tweet is working
1	What a crazy f'ing night !... sorry guys we'll visit the boonies another time !
0	hahah , I was soooo bad this week !
1	im lisening too friday night and i love his song its one of my faves lol
1	Hi Jamie ! I have a new social media project I'd like you to help me with costs for - I shall send you an email shortly
0	hope the pain subsides quickly . swelling pain is just awful
0	you don't ever sleep , do you ?
1	Miss ya 2 babes , I shld b on 4 the rest of the day now , here and there . What u been up2 ? xx
1	yes i realize that and youll just have to deal with it .
1	goooood morning !
1	- This is how you waterfront
1	I just crossed a Rubicon . I put an emoticon in an editorial .
0	inside your comfort zone ? There everything is familiar and nice ... #sarcasm :)
1	left a message for yahh ! hope to hear back !
0	You know it's gonna be a good day when you crack your phone first thing in the morninnn #not #wheresmycase
0	dont lie , you had fun that time i was there ...... admit it
1	Hehe .. I think you put in the wrong link for my button . It's Thanks
1	I'm actually tired nighty night
1	9,999 viewz on myspace ... hek yea !
0	lost a follower
1	So , chillen in the park today ? I thought we wanted to make our history paper
0	0245 ... driving home .. still have about 3 hours to go .
0	Test film is done . I just wish it wasn't so damn shitty . #Not #Redteamproductions
1	Quick Review : Aussiebum ' Undies ' --> Great fit , great feel , good everyday pair ! The ribbed cotton is GREAT . I will buy more
1	i dedicate that to ... ahahay !
0	Love how you talk shit to your friends about me .... feelin the love ... #not
1	Never hurts to look review the poems or buy a book
1	me too going to be so board with out niddles , we should team up ! lol xo ,
0	in case you r wondering what is going to happen if both fall , bama is right back in the proverbial catbird seat ,, lma
0	i love lazy days spent with my boyfriend , i'm expecting a long week ahead
0	It's only Monday and I'm so overwhelmed with homework already .. I can tell this week is gonna be great #sarcasm
0	not sure why commercial DMV isn't taking a certified #birthcertificate ! And #wantsanewone #MAKESMEMAD #Ohio #greatday #not
0	over the moon ! \n #sarcasm
1	* sigh * when is the sun going to come out ? I need some happiness here
1	thanks ! lots more to do in the next couple of weeks , but that was a biggie for sure !
0	The end of #boyinthestripedpyjamas still makes me cry , even though I've watched this movie loads already It's so sad
1	i got my second holes pierced today
1	Its a very nice smile too
0	Standing at the #frontrow of the #schoolbus is like the feeling of filming #Titanic but #not so #romantic . Actually it's #scary ! #wthomg ?
0	Have to be spinning a lot of content for a Friday deadline
0	This is it peoples .. in about a hour and a half we will be leaving eva at the airport ... this is gonna be a hard day
0	Hmm ... stuck inside on a real sunny day
1	well started it
0	Apparently you can't see Tutankhamun’s tomb anymore . Built a replica . So I may as well go to the one on Vegas . #Sarcasm
0	Gonna go soon try out my new golf stuff !! ^^ Poor dad ... I cost him lots of money ..
0	BMG concert kicked ass ! Seats were 5th row . Sorry no pics allowed in theater
0	That is next on the list , but they said they can analyze his poop . Waiting for a " sample " so to speak .
1	I do this for a living .
1	#iremember getting taught hw 2play cards by my flight attendnt at age 6 x
1	Is going to hang with Broderick and others soon .
0	There are too many singers on #BGT anyway .!!!! #TalentShow #not
0	is still gutted i couldent see kasabian on sunday at the mighty Spa !
0	Ah , the sacrifice bunt attempt , Whitey's favorite play . #not #sarcasm #Phillies
0	Why is my dog barking this time of morning !!! Very close to having a dead dog !! #early #not #happy #dog #stupid #barking #im #tired
0	I am utterly unable to go to sleep in the middle of complicated work . It would take me too long to reload this into my brain tomorrow
1	Abso-blinkin-lutely . Knock yerself out .
0	is loosing everyone
1	this rain definitely came outta no where but I got my umbrella
1	Remember me when your famous .
0	nall baby popular qoutables we know
1	Terima kasih buat kalian yg sudah menyaksikan penampilan thedyingsirens di we are pop 8 kemarin ! Sampai berjumpa di gigs berikutnya !
0	#Not sure which breed you are interested out of 36 Pure Ongole Bull is even quoted Rs . 25 Lakh
1	Breakfast at panera then off to complain about my phone to AT&T !! Good dayyyy
1	talking , hes on the phone .
1	I had coffee and biscuits for lunch , thanks to my son . Must be ' backwards meal day ' today .
1	Good morning . What's your handle , special agent ?
1	your my cuppycake gumdrop snucklebunchbukems ... your my sweetie pie . this song is gonna be stuck in my head foreverrrr .
0	How are you going to meet hot British guys with a black eye ? LOL , sorry your eye hurts
1	just painted nails and mine
1	full day of pool & sun leavin uncs now , then home to change , then coaching ! after that , wit my mannn !
0	Have either of you heard from him today ? I have a feeling that he's not on his way to nyc .
1	Back in school that gets cruel one thing that's true is man , now look at you . Your heart is big enough for two
1	we won Best of the Worst teehee
0	So bored of having & arguments all over my feed #GetOverItAlready #SettingAgreatExample #Not
0	I got some amazing shit to twitpic but my twitterberry uploading pics wants nothing to do with me .
1	blech scotch . give me vodka any day
1	Someone's on the way to look at the truck . . . Great . I got woke up real early . Well , maybe it sells
0	working around on the fcn-fansite . using the " dynamic-display-block " -module . Its powerfull , and if something is powerful , its compicate .
1	At home watchin Lebron Lose , badly .... had a bomb day in Anaheim , cant wait to go back again
0	My dad is practically auctioning off my grad ticket to the rest of the fam who's free to go instead :') #mostexciteddad #not
1	thanks Janis
0	oh gee just put me out like that on social media #bestboyfriendever #not
0	Hey ho Can't blip or play anything . What a monday
1	where are you , mate ? Come on farm town with me and nicola ! x
1	finally got my FMC tickets in the mail !!!!!!!!! yeeeeeeeeeeee
1	quills coffee with amanda edmunson
1	Completely EXCELLENT Dave Matthews concert ! Jason Mraz opened & I heard " stay or leave " & " crush " for the first time live
1	Hello ppl . what are you guys doing ? you can start follow me cuz i will follow you back
0	everything I've seen today on this indicates no .
1	Thanks Kevin ( ) I love you !
1	Really looking forward to the Red Dwarf Weekend !!! WOOT !!!!
1	Eatin some yummy funny brownies ... I feel a wee bit like a silly goose hee hee ....
0	Feeling for you have a mild hangover myself . Luckily I've had to take my 5yo to a party in a soft play place #tranquil #not
0	same ;; aint got shit to do
1	- Thisssssss Oneeeeee (: Yummmm
0	" : “ : LeBron cramped cause of the heat . But plays for the Miami Heat #irony lol”childish !! " IRONY !!!
0	is hubby-less for the next 2 weeks
1	so i finished my thing for petersons but i didnt do a effing chart , but oh well im done hope he doesnt notice i copied a lotta text
1	okay , enough of Hegel and Ranke - time for PMQs and blood everywhere ! yeah whoever said politics was boring ....?
1	airsoft is so much fun ! i play with my brothers and it's a great bonding experience .
1	New leopard print sheets are the motivation i need to gut my room , thanks to my mommy .
1	sat round the campfire .. enjoying an african safari experience at beekse bergen
1	at a fancy dinner with my parents and all of their clients .
0	Unfortunately yes , or at least it's that way with a lot of them
1	the first time he said it I totally didn't know what he was talking about . then I just thought it was funny
0	Amazon are made of fail for not sorting out me being ripped off by one of their marketplace sellers
0	RT : when I try to hash tag #daveramsey it tries to auto correct it to adversary . #irony
0	I'm pleased that barristers have explained why conversations won't be made available #Chilcott #Bush #Blair #radio4 \n #Not
1	can't get the song " Shine " outta my head by Heard it playing at BK ( sorry again ) great tune
0	Hayley is awake & screaming ( sick ) . I'll be interested to see if I get to work tomorrow or if I will have to stay and look after her #fb
1	what a bummer , I was looking forward to that ... oh well tomorrow it is You having a more chilled day today ? x
0	I'm talking to my jrock boyfriend , but he keeps teasing me
1	Yeah the ol ' guy sitting 5 feet away reading the paper on his front porch
0	i guess i'm not handsome
0	My old canteen been used as a prison haha #irony #HappyValley
0	People are just so nice sometimes #sarcasm #annoyed
1	Back from Collectormania . Proud owner of 4 House posters - 1 huge one , 2 smaller , and one Grey's Anatomy poster ( Mer/Der ) & a House badge
0	Dan Girardi's giveway allowed the deciding goal in that game too . #Irony
0	I love watching cops drive around holding their phone up to their face . #not #YouBetterRecognize
0	Yep , that's why we have so many more power plays than Montreal #sarcasm
1	haha that was an amazing wedding on nye i'm glad i could be part of it
0	Clothes Washing !
1	spa day !! Try not to be too jealous !
0	I'm fine , I've just got so many medicines to take Trying to convince my parents I'm ok to go back to Ed !
1	Strange but true , confession : I have had my ( pink ) ipod shuffle 4 a year & 1/2 , I have never used it , not once , going to tonight !
0	Has discovered nine different bites on my body from yesterday . Boo .
0	it's over
0	On one hand , I love following all these celebrities on twitter -- especially the authors . ON THE OTHER HAND , WHAT IF THEY LOOK AT MINE ???
0	I have two black eyes and they just look amazing #not
1	Good evening to you ! How are you ?
1	it is a perfect day for sitting on the couch with a good book .... ( and a good day for ducks , I suppose ! )
0	Wow shocking . The is always unpredictable and exciting #Not
1	why limit your story to 140 ch . Tell all what is annoying you at , it will help relieve your stress
0	sorry
1	But just as some are colorblind ... we have to be patient with those who do not see as we do . ( Be gentle on my preso ! ;-)
1	haha . i got my " i'm on a boat " shirt today ! WOOT
0	No money , more paperwork
0	You know what sucks .. You won't everrr find anything that says Emerald on it .. A keychain , necklace anything . Booooo
1	the one that got R18 by MTRCB
0	I think someone just doesn't like me I must know why ...
1	Busy shopping
1	Stressed out about prom , partner is mildly incompetent when it comes to arranging things , not that i am one to speak
1	D'oh! I meant Flying Squirrel . Red Squirrel is Coogee . Where was I ..?
1	just got home from perkins and ready for bed , but no more jazz band in the morning
1	OMFG if you weren't my hero today already , you certainly are now ! THANK YOU !
0	Having a bad day !!!!!
0	DE SHIL V/S DE WUAYATS ... ONCE IN A LIFETIME !!! xDDD #Sarcasm #RAWCL
0	wine + baileys = very ill + one lost day = dehydrating + being sent home from work bad bad baaaaad times
0	Happy 18th birthday to my little sis !! The older she gets the older I get
0	The security at night in the cold seem super legit . They have hats that say #security . #sarcasm
0	As busy as it was at work today , it'll be worst tomorrow . #great #not
0	funny thing is I have seen this already and it immediately reminded me of you , Ryan #irony #ryan #yourenotcooking
0	Farrah Fawcett 1947 - 2009 Good bye to a classy lady !
0	I guess the dryer didn't get my pants totally dry . oh well , I have to wear them
0	Hey Katiemunster ! i bet its is beautiful up there ! i am sat typing out school reports
1	Good Morning , K !
1	World Cup is literally here\n4 years of wait is over good luck just saying haha
1	wow , cool . new environment . new friends .
0	All my crops are dead yes im networking . . . what about it
1	That was fun tbh , laura is so nice & we had good chat
0	- I wish I could be thereee
0	I told her thank you for her kindness and she hugged me ... and it made me cry Anytime I share Army's story it overwhelms me
1	Why ? My husband's goal of playing pro in Poker . Practicing almost everyday until the wee hours . Whatever , he needs my 100% support .
1	Good night ... I wanted to give you a nickname but I'm not sure what your bitsy bones is wearing ... I think magnet ? Sexy magnet
0	I seriously can't wait to spend these next two weeks working non-stop #sarcasm
1	Hates the slow start to the day , loves the sunshine = roof down on the silver Spyder
1	just got muh hairs did and i feel uber smexy
0	You were on my side of the world ? Aw man , missed you again ...
0	I don't know how I got so lucky to have such a sweet sister who always lifts me up with the kindest words . #sarcastictweet #stopswearingatme
0	I am lost . Please help me find a good home .
0	RT : HOW does the #CoAgo $1 Million dollars over budget ? #auspol pic.twitter.com/MDmpLUmkaH << Folks , pause & inhale the #irony .
0	Thank You for being So supportive & trust worthy #not
0	love dirty funk so much , shame have to wait till august for album
1	i'm actually on twitter
0	I'm sure it's about as empty as the space between your ears .
1	About to hit the sack , after titanic is over ! Oh , benji is the name I picked out for my bunny
1	is soooo determined to get super tanned so i think .. im gonna head to the beach once again ! haha i love the pacific coast !
1	My screens been cracked for a month ! lol Today was awesome !
0	Just woke up lol I guess my plan to get up at a reasonable hour has gone to pot
0	#sarcasm #humour #ecards instagram.com/p/oi9wZWHneW/
0	You guys aren't obvious AT ALL !!!!! #sarcasm #StarCrossed
1	when is it again ?
0	" It's you and me forever , It's you and me right now , It'll be right ... " I love you ?, and I miss you
1	haha I'm def not going crazy over basketball
0	Now that I have had my coffee I'm not so pissy ... #not #stayaway
0	RT : I keep writing ' deportation ' instead of ' deprivation ' . What a laugh . I love psychology on a Saturday night #not #itsucks #he …
1	We've got to do better .
0	RT : The #Phillies 7-9 hitters today should be a tall order for Gio . #Sarcasm
0	Awake , but still tired I didn't get enough sleep last night .
1	had a nice little break !! I guess it's time to work on my flashcards . Hmm , perhaps another break at 12 to watch Family Guy ! Allllright
1	no , tomorrow pa . it was a breeze .
1	yeah ... i can deal with the headache and such but not * ahem * the beer shits . yeah , i went there . sorry !
0	\nI literally got death threats and everything I found it hilarious !
1	Great image ! Impressive clouds too
1	yeah im going inside it this afternoon
1	watching back to the future . i love this movie .
1	nice ! Always good to see you and to go blonder I can't figure out how to change my profile pic . It won't let me !
0	Shehla Ji Pak did not qualify for the world cup #not due to insufficient funds
0	laughs \nliterally nobody says happy birthday on facebook its hilarious
1	i got done by the last week . I responded with a tweet about cunts
0	Anyone want to come to a gig at Fibbers tonight ( in york ) I have a plus one on the guest list and no plus one
1	bloody well done on the fucking swearing thing hun
0	aww . my . show . is . over .!! so . so . so . sad .! :] twee t-t weet [:
0	woops on the marinara sorrrryyyyyyyyyyyy
0	THAT IS HORRIBLE !! TRUST ME ----- I AM FEELING YOUR PAIN !!!
1	Always remember to let your friends know whether they are #hot or #not .
1	Beachin ' it with my bestie's boo Alex !!
0	Well I hope everybody had an awesome day because I sure did #not
0	is going to miss
1	yes of course !
0	I'm on my way to work . Happy because it is a sunny day . I wish almost all the days were like this one here in Sweden
1	Yeah , I was wrong too . Sorry .
0	Steve Aoki sorry . May b nxt time .
1	Is also very excited about baby shower today , and is going to scheme with in a little bit
0	RT : Sketchy people are my favorite #sarcasm
1	Today was my " enough is enough " day with the lack of organization . Will be happy to pass on any info to you .
0	I mean they're such a prestigious nation in world football #not
1	thanks !
0	smelly cat ITS NOT YOUR FAULT ! it's mine
0	Yes I love when you leave the kitchen smelling like fish #not #closeyourlegs
0	going to work on a glorious day . so not fair .
1	Good morning ! -well , for those of you who live in Amerika : Good evening ! -
1	awesome weather again ! sitting wi aaran then going up tae ma mate for the cup final , then oot the night
1	not too bad is it
1	i think my computer is getting hacked . i was trying to sleep today , it was turning on and off by it's self randumly , weird aey
1	Hoorray ! My " Cogito Ergo Nom " T-shirt has arrived
1	
1	Happy bday to meeeee !!
0	nice . I approve . I hope your ready to experience the spike in attendance . #not
0	Gopinath Munde - rural minister . His tragic demise might leave an urban legacy #roadsafety #reforms #irony
0	My netflix disc is damaged Return to sender ! I suppose it was only a matter of time considering I watch so many .
0	Being on msnbc does #not make you famous . It makes you ' infamous . ' Big difference .
1	researching all things Colorado Going to bed soon so I can have a productive day tomorrow !
0	I can't even bring myself to look at you anymore
1	Wait - Drunkmonkey taken down by chs/crackers & WINE ? If I invite u 2 a wine tasting , just say u won't fall askeep . lol .
0	Mind you Louise Bours going straight for the ' footballers are stupid ' argument was closed minded .... Who is she representing ? #irony
0	is dizzy again
0	Well i feel loved #not dont know how to feel about that but #cheers i guess
1	Hamish and andy on rooooove
1	Celebrating my first memorial day long weekedn !! Awww yeahhhh
1	I have a book you can read if you're really bored
1	B'Star le-what ? maybe your firefly/serenity thing ? how's your day ?
1	Sis , I miss you ! Ahhh , they're already doing the photoshoot for CR2 . Excited much ? And I can no longer access YT too
0	Same here ... I had to dig into the goldfish already
1	Ooh ! Just hit 200 following/150 followers Thanks guys .
0	jajaja i already read that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jajajajaja .......... im sorry for my memory i also hate it !!!
0	Aww poor CAPS Loss in OT ! Ugg ..! Hanging with the fam in MD !
1	Looking to speak to a Met Life agent . Please call me ( 804 ) 858-3902 or email lunasin@live.com before Wednesday . Thank you
1	Yeah .... nail biting is fun Still .... ** gets busy making NSW cream **
1	watching lion king . know all the words to the songs ! #Not #Weird #At #All
0	i've realised .. you deserve much more than i give you .. i'm dorry ...
1	really good movies , hope you enjoy !
0	" Six Pack is made in the kitchen " #Sarcasm lol instagram.com/p/nnkWSfmJ5c/
1	I know ! & only I would say " ninja kicks ! " & kick my leg in the air for no reason & then almost kick jaimerz in the face .
0	I lost a disk didnt play well .
0	Is it just me , or was there not too much straight up NEW STUFF ( other than Natal ) revealed at this E3 ? I miss the MEGATON announcements .
0	Argh ! Not again Though it's better than Waterloo ( current song being played by my head DJ )
1	WOW !!!! THAT WAS AWESOME !!!! K tanx !!!!
0	Is extremly tried
1	treasure island here we come !
1	G'day Thanx for following .
1	Whats funny is your guys Tampa show has promo tickets for 7.5 dollars for lawn or no serv . charge wed 4 20 . Both end up at 20
1	finished all my exams , so excited for my dancing show on Fridayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
1	And they're on again ! Come ooon danes
0	Nice to know you still make time for your friends #not
1	it's easy , almost just like attaching to an email
0	Special #OneDirection timetable on Lots of trams going to East Didsbury none coming in the #otherdirection #irony
0	Feeling broken today : back aches , belly gurgles , ideas slightly swirling
0	Most disappointed to find all 4 KitKat fingers where solid chocolate at brew time !! #not'appylike can't suck tea through them
1	Anyone up for a swim ? I got my pool in the backyard inflated today ! #SouthCountyProblems #NOT #Swimming
0	What did we do in English ? Was mrs. king as entertaining as usual #sarcasm
0	When a bitch says it's a honour to text her !! #NOT
0	written like 5 pages of summarys of junk i dont no about for food tech . Only doing this for the exams to come
0	sooo , u just gon cheat on me and tell everybody on twitter ? I don't know if I can trust you anymore . j/k
1	Well , video card is dead , so I've got the Eee hooked up to external monitor and drives . This could be interesting .
0	dont leave me please , i love you so much , i know that i wrong , we wrong , all this is very hard for me too !
1	Starbucks sounds so good right now . Literally anything from Starbucks !
1	Morning
0	thanks re EDNA , wouldn't rush a transfer though (' vision ' going myopic & innovation ignored more & more - sad but true
1	the bachelorette
1	Eating tofu . Boys eating brownies .
0	yeaaaah ! can't imagine what would i be in high school with very new peoplee
0	awww Granny probably loves her spot just the way it is !
0	... and so , as luck would have it , the elixir for everlasting life would be developed the day AFTER their expiration #irony
1	wow !!
1	Yepp , we always know where to find and after lunch
0	Happy monday everybody ! ( sorry , I have to convince myself that mondays are not such bad ) - Eso no me lo creo ni yo
0	Sometimes i feel like im talkin to a wall on here
0	i'm back to work ...
1	as if i finish work 11 . is that even allowd cauz im under 18 ..? i dont think it should be .
0	I don’t disagree on showing respect to others only on the , so to speak , antrophologic basis . You’re right though .
0	Speaking as a single disabled person with memory problems - very slowly and with great difficulty I hate the things !!
0	Best thing about my job ? It's really boring . #Sarcasm
0	: I can not see the pics you are posting , as I have no Friendfeed acct .
1	FUCK YOU TOO BITCH
0	I just love it when I speak to folk and they totally ignore me !!! #Sarcasm !
1	didn't make it to 1000 but I smoked her . She's at 60 and I'm at 260 . thank you ! How r u ?
1	We got a great writeup for over here : Check it out !!
1	haha . it depends .. does s/he follow you on twitter ?
0	Oh cool . I didn't just sneeze 9 times in a row and pull a back muscle . #sarcasm
1	asks who is going to come to mine to watch britains got talent final ?
1	White House ? This thing's a lifesaver :
0	but , but .....
1	thanks Suzanne ! He & his wife have a stopover today en rte to HI , then back next wk for Ben's hi school graduation
0	* hugs * I hope you feel better soon !
0	I got ditched at the game a mother's life is never easy and demands understanding and flexibility
0	political post , sorry WTF is up with Obama admin reneging on the gay community ? " well , maybe in term 2 ... " FU , no reelection for u !
0	“ : Thanks for helping set up for OUR graduation party ... #not ” \nsorry I'll miss it girls ....
0	OOOH Europe sounds fun ! Would love to travel overseas . Trying to get stationed overseas , not looking good
1	Justin says i meant " polygamy " since we'll b married n stuff . whatevs . as long as the smut god gets sex , im cool .
1	Ah bonding with the VFC fans on Youtube . Some of them like my vids A good day this be .
0	It's raining outside and the forecast say rain all day . crappy start to the weekend
1	Going to watch a movie who wants to come with me ???
0	looking for food growl ..... we need to go shopping eh just spent money i shouldnt ... damn avon and brothers girlfriend who sells it
1	i just think your too pretty for that . black is cool , i rarely wear it though .
1	Latest House Sit . 4 bedroom home , Safety Bay , WA . Pool , Gym & 2 Very important Dogs that need loving
1	Heyy , thought id follow you , mcfly fan how are you ? x
0	has almost a half million followers but is only following 25 ppl . #irony
1	Always fun waking up early but I love hanging out with the folks at Fox News Rising . On my way there now . Suited up & everything
0	Wow sitting at Danny's waiting for my car is so fun #not
0	is based off of a single paper that look at 2000 Costa Rican men . Not exactly scientifically rigorous .
0	Surprise pt test after being home on leave for two weeks . #goarmy #NOT
0	My mom wants me to drive her to ' Sauga , just so she can check out some restaurant her workplace friends told her about .. #roadtrip #lol #not
1	I'm awake today Lots to do today . Applications , cleaning , printing .
1	heading to have some italian dinner with some old family friends
0	never ever wanna drink vodka again ! thinking about last night makes my head hurt
1	First post on Twitter ! please visit us
0	he doesnt love me anymore
0	Architect tells #Albemarle ARB his preliminary 3D model is not really set " we did it in sketch up and it came together quickly " . #irony
0	Happy Sunday to you too ! Your garden is gorgeous ! I have no green thumb at all .
0	I hate going to the dentist
1	glad I'm not alone what's your greatest obsession ?
1	just put #LOFNOTC in your posts , and you're at the party .
1	happy bday yaaa ciksel !! Sukses selalu hehehe
1	Good B-movie ... Starship Troopers is cool ! Citizen
0	Lol at guys thinking I'm dumb . don't ask me out while you're literally sitting there , hanging out with another girl . GOOD BYE .
1	is going to get ready for drama workshop ! weather is to nice to stay in
1	Lovatt's not even showing up to chew me out about poor attendance . #irony
0	Don't fake orgasms ladies , its goin make your nigga think he mandingo in this bitch . #not
0	Lost in cards but it was fun ! Home tomorrow
1	First time from mobile ! Now twitter from everywhere
0	Had such a fun time at Gatsby's party #not #sarcasm
1	tired . six flags tomorrow with my baby
1	High school musical marathon topped with a chocolate cheesecake cupcake with gnache frosting !! Vacation is great
0	PLEASE come back to the UK !!! x
0	That conversation last night definitely cleared things up for me #not
0	Boss's husband is under hospice care now wish there was something i can do for her . I cant imagine .....
0	duhh suckss winn huhuhu , bru pulang dri sun , mo ngecharge hp , blackout lagii
0	i miss my darling boyfriend .
0	Obama goes to Malaysia to " strengthen an ally " because they're going to be a really big help when Russia attacks ... #sarcasm #SisterPatriots
1	Ah . So you have to earn your right to make outlandish assertions
1	#iremember when we used to dress ghetto ?
0	He's in charge of crew for something so never now how long he'll be at work . Don't mind waiting . No gifts here either but no pool
1	that's definitely one of my favorite blogs The style of writing is so awesome .
0	bad news about the topless coffee shop . I hope it comes back bigger and boobier than ever !
1	9 days till sac town to record ! So stoked
0	ohh retail therapy ... I did that yesterday . Made me feel a little better . Still blue about Boonen .
1	At the office with Alex . This weather sucks , but on the bright side I can bust out the boooots !
1	You're right . It will be better
1	Thanks so much and no need to apologize at all . Will definitely keep watching the BRUINS . Thanx for the shout-out .
1	just got back from a fun night at FERRIS visitin lexis with court n lee breakfast w/ the girls & catchin ' up on some SLEEP !
0	really ?? aw that sucks i hope you feel better soon
1	u r correct ! should b earthquake reviewer !
1	At the Paramore/ No Doubt concert !
0	wondering why a rich man like magic johnson would stoop to this level of coonery - -not like he needs the cash
0	Yet another family Bbq , they arent fun anymore
0	So my friends think my crush will ask me out on the last day of school .... that's likely #not
0	Ohh yay , no class tomorrow till 2 ! But wait ?! I haven't even started on my final ! Looks like I'll be in class at 8 am . #swell #Sarcasm
1	The weather is beautiful x
0	Still have to do my chores a little early . Was watching Ellen , but it got interupted by the president and a speach . :3
1	going to mount mary . be back on thursday
1	sure dear . you'll the 1st one to know when our eurotrip pics are up on fotopages .
1	At Santa monica with russel and Silvia !
0	tummy ain't too friendly today angin ... angin ... must be from all the laughin last nite :p
0	Contact me please !! I need to make an appt , but I haven't been able for the past 2 days Help !
0	missed episode 12 of Dirty Sexy Money last week and can't find anywhere to watch it online arrghhhh
0	has a flat tire AGAIN !... not happy D.H.
1	I am wainting for the new record , I love you guys ! kisses from Argentina #BSB
0	thinking whether to meet up with zal or not . so tired
1	I did and a little sip ! The rest had steak
0	cuz girls must have a pink option in EVERYTHING . Cuz all girls like pink #NOT
1	Hello Billy xxx
0	is trying to login to my iTunes store account - it's not working now because of all the 3.0 OS updating going on now .
1	Buckcherry of course haha never will i drop it , its freedom for the soul my one and only goal it wont stop me feeling soo cold
1	How excited I am about the upcoming 30STM album !!!!
1	aaw the bubu - isnt he cute .? still love you soo much & always will , but it just doesnt feel right anymore =( X0
1	quien es Jorge ?
1	Good Morning ! Putting a colour in my hair and listening to Karnivool's new album Sound Awake , much thanks to
0	Bwahhahaha ! Art so bad it tries to remove itself #irony
1	Actually , it helped that I forgot what happened in the book . It made me less critical and more forgiving . Who were you with ?
1	I'm up after sleeping through the night . Now I have my yoghurt & green tea with peppermint to wake me up .
1	For those of you who thinks i'm real Mike Shinoda ; no im not . I'm just a fan-girl , k ?
1	Yeah , but I re-tweeted that said BY them I'll show how to do promo stuff on Twitter tomorrow , if you want .
1	Back in the day , I was the frontman of a rap group in podunk Bozeman , Montana . We called ourselves So Damn White . No joke .
0	My favourite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials #YeahRight
1	~ I have 2 vids to send to you .
0	It is so hot that I don't even want to lay out ...
1	Me and Allie are literally always miserable at the same time and then happy at the same time
1	The new Taking Back Sunday album is definitely my iTunes material -- i am ready to be new agaiiiin ...
0	I also don't get extra money . Shame working Saturdays ? I'd die if I didn't have that time with my boys .
0	And as a defender of your beliefs , you have quite the colourful vocabulary . Way to spread peace and love #sarcasm
0	Working for 5 hours tonight with no voice should be fun #NOT
1	on the phone to leon
1	hahaha yes like that ! yes 1-2 am sounds great what i really notice when lacking alot of sleep is that theres less relief
1	is loving her purple nails .
1	Last day of intercession . Thank God . Cannot wait to come right back home and crawl right back in bed
0	smart ass u follow and unfollow I was about to download your stupid song #not any more fool
1	Want's to go back =/ But weather is fiiine today , so I'll be outside all day
0	it does , luring me outside but i am trapped ! sad times
1	is happy Claire's coming to my hooose today
0	Nope it's not Yay !! Ahhh the sun's rising . I'm officially not sleeping .
0	nuttin but I can use the samE ! ;-)
1	Back from breakfast with the parental unit . Next lunch with friends . Then hopefully a dose of Rockabillies for the rest of the day #fb
0	Man I wish I could lie to my best friend for 2 years #NOT #pissed
1	Hmmm , not sure if you're psychic really .... Prove it , read my mind or something
0	I got it changed . Facebook is being evil
1	transition from Windows to Ubuntu has been fairly painless ... might make the change for some of my other PCs too ...
0	Yo Garvey , didn't you say in that spot on GDLA that this would get done in a couple weeks , in April !! #not
0	b ? i v ? m hay ?? ? ~ c ? i nh ? nh ? t l ? m , n ? n ? a ? oan c ? ng ph ? i th ? i ! th ? t l ? khi ? n ngta bu ? n q ? th ? ? i ? c ?? m ?!
1	I biked to our office in NJ today biatches
1	Last day till half term
0	It is #not #easy to run a business and do school and plan for Europe and work at a restaurant and shower repeat these things are #not #easy
1	I'll have a cup , 1 sugar with milk please
1	ooh not alot really just having a lazy day yet again aha xxx
1	would appreciate the current slide #pgcon
0	Wondering what on earth is up with facebook ... It has been so laggy these past few days and it's doing my head in
0	WHAT THE HELL my phone battery dies fatser than Usian Bolt can run after the update #welldone #not
1	what's yo myspace ? Dependin on the space pix ... it could possible if ever the chance arise
0	I can't wait until I move out of the house !! #greatwaytostartthemorning #not
1	listen to new jonas ablum
0	Out of Double A . Doing OK in Double B . Why would someone call an all in with 32 ? I wonder why I bother at times
1	
0	hmm , our corporate web filter blocks the link
1	byee , goodnight twitter
0	Dan Snyder trying to pay Webster's to remove first def . of redskin . Next , will establish Original Americans Literacy Foundation . #not
0	you know what I love ? when people promise me lunch , but don't bring it to me ... \n #sarcasm \n\nDON'T PLAY W/ MY EMOTIONS ABOUT FOOD
0	Clean Me !
1	RT : Donald Sterling sells team for $2 Billion & is officially " nigga rich " #Irony
0	i wanna be there so bad ! I love that place even tho ive nvr been ! Ive been to san diego & i luvd it . So warm & eventful !
1	Happy Mother's Day to all the Ladies ... With all the moments we cherish with our children , today let those moments cherish you in return .
1	Halata . LOL . Sorry kung ang DAMING updates galing sa`kin . Addict e .
1	Gooooooood Morning !! The Sun is shining a little bit . I hope it's going to be a nice day
1	im not there yet ! Im still up north !
1	oooo lolz my mate explained it i kinda got it in the end tho
1	Thank you !
1	those ZZZzzz inspired my name !! arizzzleppy jk . goodnight jezzzleppy .
0	Literally everyone is out partying and I'm at home enjoying life #not
1	nahh i dont think so
0	Still haven't been able to sleep . Thinking I should maybe go to the hospital soon help
0	Love being awake at this time on my day off .. #NOT !
1	Has more bracelets but no battery
1	you mean besides not eating meat ! LOL
0	#Gun goes off in Chinese #kindergarten class during safety talk durhamregion.com/news-story/454… #irony
0	I've stayed up most of the night , actually all night trying to brainstorm how I want to write this last essay and lesson plan .
1	Haha leave them I will !
1	Good morning Idon't have voice today
0	Thanks for your help twitter , love ya #sarcasm
1	Ooh hello , thanks for following I love my crow ring
0	Wow what a productive day #sarcasm
0	I'm in vip row ii 52 right side . We're so far from each other
0	ohhh holly how did u do that what did u do ?? lol
1	Oh yes , how could I forget StrideChicken . I was too busy being amazingly witty .
0	Well , the Stanley Cup Finals seem to be turning out rather like last years
0	I am soo bored at work . i hateee working weekends
1	mmmm ! sunday lunch !
0	Population is 100 . Attendance rate is 19% . Graduation rate is about 30% . Standing applause There is nothing more beautiful than #sarcasm
0	snow on may 31st - welcome to northern ontario ... working all day
0	i got a new phone today ! env touch . it's weirddddd . i sorta feel sorry for my old phone . like a LOT . hahaaa .
0	I love watching scary movies with Timmy where he falls asleep and leaves me alone to be scared less #not
1	is finishing her last paper of her junior year
0	I love the rain ! No , you don't . You love sitting inside , putting your life on hold until Mother Nature stops pissing on you . #fuckthisrain
0	Serioussss :O then what are you going to do ? Let it close ?
1	3 ways you can help spread my music on iTunes , if you are so inclined .
0	Kayyy XD Yeah , everyone always talks about the part where the dog dies I need to find a movie that you haven't seen now XD
0	RT : Is that why hog futures are collapsing today ??? #sarcasm lol
1	VMA's see what God is afonica ! and I fell asleep and my mom came to wake me up at 3 am , kisses
1	if you havent watched the hangover .. you have to see it ima watch it again !
0	i want to go for a bike ride but i dont have a bike !
0	#sarcasm u know exactly who its about
0	Starting to get more pressure , it'a amazing what that 5th guy on the ice brings #sarcasm
1	meetings today , 3 definitely but trying for 4 . I love the re-charge I get outta them
1	good q . It’s really an exercise and a lens you may find useful . One must still walk the dog , so to speak .
0	can't believe how expensive groceries are nowadays . what the haay
1	Back home from Disneylanddd , I love my mother
1	I guess I am waiting for ' s new video ... but with caek !
1	just got home from family dinner ! mm great aussie sunday roast with the partners family
1	oh he is ! but if he cyberstalks me again i'll slap him
0	I bet that 10,000 lb orca loves being in a swimming pool #not sea world commercials annoy me so much
1	Watching MTV Movie Awards <3
0	Dammit Oprah ! Why couldn't you have bought the clippers #irony #almost
1	those paychecks wont blow ! get over it lol i wish i could work full time !
1	hahah maile's tweeting at the table
1	not sure , how do i check that ?!
0	RT : You're funny . We are all very amused ... #not
0	Called in midnight .
1	Oh I agree , his smile kills me ! So glad he was having a good time
1	Well I hope he got it . Didn't you run Sunday ? ( via ): Yup -- went cycling too
1	Ironically it's sunny and warm here in Vancouver and we find that refreshing
0	On my own , in a cinema that is getting packed , drinking a beer and feeling slightly lonely ... it's gonna be a great night ! #sarcasm
0	ugh i need to do laundry . and clean my room . i really wish it would just do its self
0	I miss them more than anything right now
1	Trim castle hotel is niiiiiice ..
1	Our God is SO good ! You}e right Angela , favor isn't fair . ~ Jesus Junkie ~
1	Macs are THE shit .
0	RT : The American National Spelling Bee , where winners are always Indians .
1	You're amazing and I love you . Incase you were wondering .
1	ive got something for you ! i get off work at 2 so be on the look out for an email
0	mandy moore " cry " ? - " a walk to remember " by far my favorite movie , so sad i cried like a baby
1	cant sleep .. its okay though . i love watching Calin sleep . he always looks so cute
1	Me too
0	Looks like it's gone rain !! I miss the sun !! about 2 catch up on some shows I've missed !!!
0	- they still have two more years to do that . This stuff is more urgent . #sarcasm
1	Take A Deep Breath ! Tell To 10 and Relax And Eat A SoupStengel ;)
1	handled that pretty well crisis resolved . ahhh i love fridays ...
1	just keep remembering , if Moyles can do it , so can you ! Have fun , tweet from the top
1	with megan and jen #andyclemmensen <3
1	has a pizza hangover .... but it was worth it !
0	' The Stupidest Angel ' by is out of stock everywhere It's the only book I'm missing !
1	Hello there , thanks for the follow
1	You rock .
1	if you like 2 laugh .. have a good time .. follow me .. its just that simple
0	My dads been here a total of 3 minutes and he's already screaming .. What a great way to spend my Sunday . #not
1	k .. gotta get back to work , now it's SQUIDOO update time
1	Getting ready for Haleys wedding !
0	have coffee stomach ... aaahhhh ! need food ... stomach lining being eaten away ...
0	whoa one of the movies that is on a billboard in Cinemania I've seen : Startup.com not that great though #trackle
0	All my bunnies died when I shot down a UFO and it exploded over my bunny circle . Then the game ended and someone took all my carrots .
1	heyy , i made a video for ' s video contest so you should check it out and rate it five stars
0	Wow I'm using twitter so frequently I can't believe it #irony
1	thanks for the #followfriday sir ! that's some excellent company to be named with
0	I hate monday ...... Why cudnt the work week begin on a tuesday ? Why ????
1	Added one more assignment into Metaprogramming course text .
0	hates it when you want something so bad and you dont get it wish id done better
1	to saindo dude , beijos mother
1	met Mr Lynch Yesterday ! 1 down 4 to go ... Boyzone are FABULOUS !
1	OMG !!!! You lucky bitch I want it too <333 which seats did u get ?
1	sorry to twitshit but this is a better link
0	Uffda . He sounds like a charming fellow . #sarcasm
1	eh ... I try watching the show ... but it's not my type
0	Can't wait to see all those tweets about pretty little lairs again ... #NOT
0	My mouth is bleeding . This is going to be a good choir concert . #Not
1	sounds good to me
0	I don't any details . I'm just testing the app out .
0	really confused but so excited about saturday !
1	going on a long tour of ( call of ) duty ?
1	I hope you're holding up all right .
1	watching finding nemo with my nephew so cute !
1	I know quite a few ppl going to ATL
1	i love it that my living room is all clean excited for the hills to come on !!! and the MTV movie awards , I hope wins !!!
0	going to go read The Clique then work on my math test corrections . i got an 87
0	I've got poison ivy and now a broke back , you can say working for Kyle has been a lot of fun #not
0	RT : Lap dances at gunpoint ? Ha-ha ... #sarcasm #awkward #creepy #WalkOfShame
1	make sure you dont have any tennents tonight what you up to ?
1	Editing more shots from the paul brown shoot ! myspace.com/evilcreations
0	LOL !!! I know !! Hahahaha !! I'm kinda bitter about customer service nowadays or LACK THEREOF !
1	Facebook bores me too ! Hurrah for Twitter ! =P Am I the only one watching you ?
1	needs make up artists - good with makeup ? talk to meeee
0	First day off for summer ... kids wake up at 6:01 . Love them but not Awesome . #sleepisfortheweak #not
1	OK - so there was my first big mistake - using TwitFox to reply to a question about - I need to get used it still
0	iThink this 5am work out its messing with me ! I really don't wanna get up 5 am ! But I do wanna go running ! CON FUSED !
0	hey , yeah . You prob don't remember me , but thanks for that text . Lol .. #not
1	wow .. I had such a long day .... omg cnt wait til 2marrow night .. watching ANTM .. bout 2 head 2 bed .. nite twitterz .
1	AWKWARD
1	Going home . It's the weekend ! In gym we played this game it was to sick . I think i'm one of the strongest guys in my class .
0	promoted after that crazy Vegas trip ? What ever are the Browns thinking ? #sarcasm
1	Daughter's last day of school , she'll be home noonish , pool party , then sock hop tonight ... Have a " Beautiful Day " Back later !
1	son is graduating in the morning , bought a new SUV and watcing old reruns of dragnet and adam 12 , life is good
1	- what more could a young'un want on a warm day . lol
1	That's really cool ! I like it
1	Why thank you , but your profile pic definitely beats mine
1	HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL !!
1	You're welcome .
0	Aaaand I just shattered my phone . #firsttimeforeverything #suchagreatday #sarcasm
1	sent .
1	ditto ! i'm so excited for november
1	Why so happy for sunday !
0	#UKIP's new Scots MEP & leader of , the openly gay , is being hounded by gays & lgbt for not being right-on #irony
1	i know , right ? i've been on a milo high ever since !!
0	For real ! I've spent the majority of this summer sitting at home watching Netflix .. Woooo summer 2k14 ! #not
1	Thanks for the kind words ! Glad you found inspiration in the gallery
0	I love how my cat lays on the blanket I want to sleep with #not
0	Almonds and heading to the gym . Tried to take care of email today but only got down to 89
0	Anyone have a computer to donate ? Mine crashed ! Whaaaa !
0	Getting moulds done at the dentist is definitely one of my favourite activities ! #NOT #getmeoutofhere
1	Another beautiful desert morning in the Valley . Forecast is for higher temps starting on Thursday . Enjoy the 90s while they last .
1	okay I gotcha . I was wondering . . Okay he can't be that far off , can he ? \nApparently he is . So to speak . :)
0	the ticks are horrible up here , too . Dogs loaded up with Frontline plus and they still get bitten .
0	I'm either always on the train or at work
0	So pumped for this 1 and a half hour flight #not
0	Omigoodness ! Thats not good
1	That's what you get ?? Bought Paramore album today
1	Great tweetup ! I'll definitely try to get Leigh on Twitter ... she don't know what she's missin '
1	oh and yea it is you and kayla .
0	Love seeing all these fans that have popped up from nowhere ! #sarcasm #lcfc #loyalsupporter
1	OMG YAY I FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE TWITTER !
0	devil's its okay my phone is pulling some crazy shit right now
0	I love that I have friends that invite me to hang out with them . #NOT
1	I really have to do some work out .. but I don't wanna .. sad , but necessary . Just hope my leg'll get better .. fear the bikini
1	bout to start x-raying some people and make some money !
0	I literally hate waiting at the orthodontist someone hep me
1	in PARIS . Go to Disney .
0	Abbas and Hamas’ Meshal to meet , establish Izzedin al-Qassam Security Coordination Brigades wattan.tv/ar/news/92549.… #sarcasm
0	not working
0	Dress fitting tomorrow at 10am ... I can see that going well
0	Surprise ! Surprise ! #NOT - dare you have a different view than a right winger like & 8 outs out of 10 you end up being unfollowed
1	its ok
0	She wouldn't buy him sneakers bc she didn't want him to walk out of her life , but she was sleeping with his best friend . #Irony
1	yeah ! he suddenly went to no 1 so damned fast ! wow , it looks real ? YAY !
0	Came down with some sort of flu . Went from just 3 to 4 hours sleep on average per day , to 20 hours sleep . Such a waste , I got things to do
1	Liam is literally following random ass people . it's hilarious
0	It's Sad THat you don't get me but #Not Sorry #Not Sorry .
0	" : Treat deez girls like u don't want em swear dey all on you #irony lol " nahhh
0	sweet , me too ... just for a little bit !, then it's back to designing
0	Bitches are kids take them behind closed doors see da baby in then #NOT ready for dick my yute !!!
0	Urgh , accidentally deleted a database
1	andddd she is having a clothing line with my favorite designer ... bcbg ! we are destined to be the best of friends !!!
1	oooo that sounds good i wanna be in a collab cannel !!
1	At least the sunshine brings out all the local MILFs to watch from the window ...
1	Take it easy ;) I didnt insult you or Hilary
1	for finals , i got an 88% in WC , 81% in bio , 84% in english , 90% in algebra II
0	Everyones at holiday world and here I am doing nova net and going to work in an hour . Such a wonderful first day of summer .. #not
0	I also realize that I can't spelling words properly while using a mobile device . Way to tweet my twat with twitter for the first time .
0	Don't get it twisted - _ - I do not like u #not at all
0	RT : Love it when plans come together #sarcasm
0	Male #Pikachu do #not have this \n➮ . com ⚔\n #dent . jonnock \n♔ follow ➫\n #spewpa
1	Nah sis it's just that it's the one room where I do all my work ... lol ! At least u still puttin it in though
0	Can’t believe he cut out the Ewok song from Return of the Jedi . Literally the only good thing about the Ewok’s .
1	hehe , i seriously have an addiction for Twilight cups
1	I see you ...
0	troxa , por que sumiu ?! ahn , 12hs n ??! kdkdkd voc ?, caralho ?
1	ahahaha nice that was good episode , lol .
0	Unexpected babysitting is unexpected
1	* HUG *
1	whoever that mike morgan is , he's not on twitter . Please stop using because it's not him , it's me . Thanks
1	You seems to be !
1	I am not a Giants fan , but I am sure happy they beat the Mets . Met fans are very arrogant ... just like Notre Dame and Ohio State fans .
1	going to my Aunt Kims to help there for the day
0	This is Hardcore won't rip . I can't figure out whats going wrong
0	SO SO SO difficult . You have no idea
1	giovannaaa .. the song ' all about you ' tom wrote for you ?? xxx
0	I've woken up in that " fuck off everyone " kinda mood . Wow , today's going to be a good day ... #Not
0	I'm still feeling objectified
0	RT : Why are people posting their nightly prayers on FB ?? I'm so confused . #sarcasm #annoyed #keepsomestuffprivate
1	i'm fascinated by how much loves one tree hill .
0	What I really want to know is : what is the heatcon index right now ? #sarcasm #quitthecon #thisisacon #consucks #imattemptinghashtags #haha
0	whoever does it makes goodness for your soul . Yummy bean pies . They dnt sell them in my prt of town
1	What's the yummiest in the Selecta Gold Series ? ( Is there even such a word as yummiest ?!!? ) \/
0	Long day today and i still have the night to go
1	RT : The right artist won this year and rose like a phoenix so to speak . All credit to Conchita . We can be what we want to …
0	I'm loving the humidity right now ... great for the skin .... another love that won't last
1	Hey chica ! #20BoySummer
1	Tough loss on my season debut #not fun ! #keeping the head up and going strong next game #congrats on his first goal !
0	Palestine is a colonialist name for a region in the levant . There has yet to be a true Palestine . Israel exists . #irony
1	Replaced my stolen iPod with a shuffle
0	RT : I literally have three hair styles : straight , wavy , homeless
0	Scared if I lose weight I'll have a bod like nicki Minaj . Tiny waist big ass hips #not #nice #ott
1	have you got that CD with ya today , Miss Kmeister ?
0	Going to pick up a new crib for Jayden . He learned to stand up in his crib last night !!!! So cute . My baby is no longer a baby
1	well it was before the 8 hour day
0	grrrrr - cant settle down and work !
1	" I'm only 13!I'm only 13 " <- part of a win quote I can't paste in here due to the " *** " words
0	I wish i didn't get sick reading in the train . it seems like a waste of time
1	cool photos please !
0	Just landed at Dnepropetrovsk airport - poss only airport in Europe without trolleys . Handy when traveling alone with kit . #Not
0	Lol s/o to my friends ive been friends with since 6th grade that came to my grad party #not #theynevercame
0	I'd be honored to have you at my Bat Mitzvah ... unfortunately I'm 30 so I've missed my chance to achieve true womanhood
0	Ew . I just had a dream that I was married !
0	So tired !!!! Not slept all night ! I HATE jetlag !!!!!
1	aah ! just saw the new moon trailer ! looks quite good . going to go study now . cant wait until the exams are over and i can go shopping
0	#not much of a #scar there bad boy * SNICKER * ! #BELIEVETHAT ! We also know that #EVERYTHING is scripted including who " #WINS "
1	ha ha thank you !
1	Heyyy What are you up to man ?!
1	happy day cash cash party in your bedroom on xm radio
0	I'm to far away
1	Not really . America is just ... America .
1	my man ... ya got a DM reply !
1	this guy Austin butler
0	will be majorly sad when David Tennant is no longer Doctor Who
1	Personally I'm twittering for the cure
1	I love those shots !!! And the ones of the baby with the rose .
0	I am super glad the California DMV's system is so reliable and works so well 100% of the time ! #sarcasm
0	I can't make it to #SHRM09 either .
1	i luv scones , especially when they are just warm . pumpkin ones sound delicious .
0	Yeah , I'd be complaining if I got first in my heat too ... #Not
1	Thanks !
1	thanks ! Very happy to be done ... Will be happier if I find out I passed !
0	what card ? Not that I know of !!
0	Like literally every nightmare i have is me running away from somebody who's tryna kill me in the worst way .. that must mean something right ?
1	Thanks !! Am utterly happy about this ... great project , great opp for young filmmakers .... so , yikes !!
1	Thanks for responding glad you agree
1	Write a comment on my modeling pics !!!
0	What up thanks for putting me in the kennel ........... #sarcasm
1	9 days until london . and 29 days until Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince . Bellatrix Lestrange times then 30something days until Paris !
1	That's right , !!! It's TWITTER TUESDAY , the day WE TWEET A LOT and tweeps bowl for $5 a game !!
0	The French had some good ideas in 1793 ~ it's a shame that age has passed in some senses ~ solutions ruled out , so to speak
1	watching the hangover !
0	The 1 or 2 colour Lions roar and what colour tshirt ? We're still having probs with fitting Eye Heart Lions on womens shirts
1	Prom was bomb sorta .... ;-; got kinda bored there lol
1	Ready for a nice relaxing weekend .
1	lol , I will just wait and explain later , give you something sweet to think about for now , HAve a Luvly night , cynth
0	. so speaks an activist fronting #yes propaganda as bogus " news " fm England #irony
1	haha okay ! Thanks for the recommendation !
1	urgent server maintenance over the weekend appears to have taken down the internet for everyone at the office . except me
0	Sorry I haven't been around much ... so sick still . Fever & aches all day laying in bed now .. just can't fall asleep .
0	I don't use sarcasm EVER either nor do I hand out papers #papercuts #sarcasm #caedchat
0	Forgot my medicine against hey fever at home , holy shit
1	#Ukraine #irony : EU voices ' extreme concern ' over Thai coup crackdowns u.afp.com/dAi via pic.twitter.com/tdyVqWrrtT”
1	Now that is a real TweetFart
1	Walking my puppyyy the sky looks amazingg
0	mahama cannot even solve e energy crisis but he believes he can get rid of boko haram . #irony
0	RT : 2 unionists and Carol Fox on #scotnight ? Discussing #indyref fairness regulations coming in tomorrow . #irony
0	Wanna go , but , no bucks .
1	missing rachel ray for an eye appt then back here to start organizing stuff for the move
0	Just got back from the baseball game ! The seats were amazing .... the gane not so much .... unfortunately
0	I have a sore froat from singing all night .
1	YAY let me know if you do
0	im sooo not a nerd dnt play me mr. hawkins
0	RT : Ironic ? #art #leaves #irony #twithaca instagram.com/p/o4e-l2ovIB/
0	Going hard af tonight after making a big 5 bucks at work tonight #MakingTheBigBucks #Not
1	- That is effing electric blue WOWWEE WOW WOW
1	awww . Hug . Step ur indirect up . If that was for Me
1	oh dayummm , x'D your life has definately been made ! are you going again for the world tour in november ?
1	i can't help smiling what a good day ... what a good mood ... what wonderful people are ... and what wonderful twitter ;DD
1	w00t ! Star Trek is releasing this week .. Tickets at bookMyShow .. hurry ... kthxbye
1	- YAY ! ~ Pictures Thanks sweetpea !
0	oh it wasn't pretty . I basically died . I looked about as cute as a walker on walking dead .
1	aryt just finished watching Parent trap and Freaky Friday . will have a cup of coffee then would want to go back in bed . Good morning
0	I love when people spread stuff that isn't even true . And you called yourself a friend . #not
0	at the silly childish name calling thing . Oh how I'll miss that come the 19th of September ! #not
0	It is a shame because it shows very little respect for the cast/production , but sadly inevitable even on the forum .
1	this game is killing me . just win already . HAHAHAHA . p.s. kobe , i love you no matter what .
0	is doing the very adult thing and staying in to find a job , that and the fact I'm too sunburnt to go to the beach again
1	loves random conversation with random people .
0	I'm sure my neighbors will LOVE me tonight ... #not \n
0	I am NOT in the mood for a long car drive
1	It was nice to meet you & your boy today ! I hope he wasn't upset for TOO long about having to leave
1	A big thanks to everyone for their well wishes
0	Almost all day its a same damn day 2 me #not happy #said #hoping for a mirracle
0	i wish i can read korean on my blackberry it would make my twittwer life easier .
1	showing off my tan
1	* thumbs up *
1	#bgt I like Julian smith as well his music is so soulfull
0	Waiting for the Josephs !
0	i'm tryna get a big ass one across my back . but i cant find any inspiration
1	Gardening and enjoying a little sunshine ! Sooo glad it's summer !
1	ok . thanks .
1	HEHE
1	“ : #Not -pulled-pork-then ” bought some that's for next week #tasty
0	RT : What a wonderful week this will be . #sarcasm
1	Very happy I decided to do my run/walk today - felt good
0	Listening to TATW 270 . Anyone else disappointed by episode 100 of Corsten's Countdown ? I thought it was rather boring .
1	WELL THAT DIDN'T LAST LONG ! YEAH BOOKS ! I'm gonna make rolls !
0	hates writing this paper , is PMSing , and is miserable .
0	So , now the #NSA says it can't find e-mails from #Snowden complaining about the NSA's collection of everyone's e-mails ? #irony
0	#grammar . #irony in a username RT : how shocking , paily shippers not stop complaining because you're jealous
0	Turned my alarm off this morning because I thought it was Saturday . Had to rush to get ready for work because its def not Saturday #FAIL
0	No better way to celebrate cinco de mayo than with a Spanish final #sarcasm #therearebetterways
0	I'm too hot
0	that hurts joe !
0	Oops , sorry - I'm sure it's probably a rubbish show really .... ;) xxx
1	My newest iPod accessory . Any opinions ?
0	Ross got his iphone , while mine is still chillin in fort worth tx
0	I need to send some bookmarks to distribute with the book #irony #IGotJokes #CommutingIsReadingTime pic.twitter.com/rCFZ6q1y1y
1	goodluck
1	You're welcome . No need to try , just be
0	2 new tops from Marks and Spencer ! Always a bad idea to have available credit on my cards .
0	Ugh , you are ugly . #sarcasm #friends #frienship
0	Looking like another night in , what an exciting life I live #not
1	sounds like a right-full day to me
1	And in case anyone is wondering , those " followers " I mentioned ... ain't from no tracking cookies ... I may not be pure , but my PC's are .
1	i guess thats good for me just starting out . Uncorrupted so to speak :)
0	Get biking again much better for the legs !
0	thanks for lowering the Reinforce capture xp amount #not #AlmostMaster #HelpANiggaOut
1	I have no idea . Been like this since I was about 4 or 5 . I would be up watching Johnny Carson
0	id literally be so much less miserable if my eyebrows were pretty !!
1	Yea lol , you sounded distressed about it
1	I'm thinkin Caffe Nero may be on the cards , or Starbucks .
0	Rick Ross Has A Song Called 50 Plates #Irony
0	My diet at works consists of sushi and fizzy water , and the odd mini sausage #healthy #not
0	Really hope people don't think I'm serious about that ... #humor #sarcasm #lol #laughoutloud
1	coffee . Presets and exersice = lots of made up exercises
1	it is good ..... strange things going on in the video .... soemone over did the babycham
1	has just created a twitter account
0	RT : New generation may eat less food but definitely consume more data plans .. #irony
1	You forgot the part where I explained why Lucci is the star of All My Children !
1	Is at Zocalo's with his friends , and Brettski , of course !
0	God I love my brothers singing , simply divine ! #not
1	YOU'RE SO CREEPY WITH THIS AUNTY BONNIE INFORMATION . but i like it .
1	Cookin dinner grilled chicken w/ whiskey bbq sauce , sweet potatoe w/ butter cinnamon + sugar and brown rice
0	whats wrong with her dad ?
0	Grahhh , I don't feel like I'm progressing , and I feel as low and unhappy as ever . #happytweet #sarcasm #sorryforbeingamiserablefart
0	I love when parents are responsible #Sarcasm #WatchYourDamnKids
0	de tickets have gone up like 70 euro xx
0	Talking to my grandma about the evils of prescription medication #irony
1	Thx 4 da comment on da shirt ! I want those too .... workin ' on it .
0	Omgosh it did cut me off ! Stupid tumblr .
0	I wanted to go to the parade but I'm at work ...
1	Another one joins the bust ! booyah !
0	Vettel wins at a canter from Webber . No last lap heroics like last week's #MotoGP #F1
1	And ellie are tweeting together in biology
0	you'll never have a crowd like that to watch you #guttedforya #not
0	#all is there any way to protect against URL scheme injections in #iOS ? #not finding conclusive answers #mobilesecurity #owasp
1	i love you album and i adore you bajan beats in it i've been to barbados and i love it and your amazing
0	LMAO ! We had a harassment class just last week ! #irony ?
1	Hey best keyboarder/ dancer i've seen . I think i might be seeing you in tarpon springs hopefully have a good night
1	many thanks for the #followfriday
1	I've never herd of that movie it must be very interesting ?
0	that was just so terrible ! I can't believe she did that to that poor kitten . Poor baby
1	Back from bible study , everyone stayed awake and why shouldn't they ???? and Isaiah opened up it's secrets to us .
1	yay , cookies
1	Good morning [ Kanye Voice ] ... Just woke up ... Don't you just love the summer ???
0	yes ! Haven't been able to get on a plane yet , though . Its tiring to sit and do nothing .
0	strip club for 3rd time in LIFE ! hiccups and strippers and bounders prevail ! crazy day
0	Ended my senior year with my all time record of 30 plasco entries . Man I'll miss those #NOT
1	Does that mean you're going to have 13 songs on the album ?
0	RT : Wrote this banger for & but now I'm completely hoarse and can't reference it . #Irony #…
0	is having fun all wrong
0	you totally got me ! I thought you were excited for it but then you hit me with the #not . Good one !
0	is in rabbit fur at work , wish I could work at my manager's office . She likes it warm , programmer likes it cool
1	of course ! Its Gary Sinise !
0	England are so so boring to watch doesn't help with the commentators being miserable ... Looking forward to the world cup #not
1	Is at the hospital . And hopefully looking forward to tonight
0	feels really sick is in bed tring to get an early night but cant sleep . this still counts as resting right ???
0	reanne was like " i might have a nap before pretty little liars " and then she literally fell asleep within like 2 minutes what the fuck
0	Wow this day just keeps getting better and better hahahaha #not
1	Welcome , readers ! Right now I'm finishing my new novel , as well as a screenplay . Writing is like having homework every day for life !
0	Wishing he had a Dad to tell " Happy Fathers Day , I love you "
0	my parents won't let me wear a sweatshirt in my house , because that makes complete sense #not
1	It's SO SO easy to switch in and out . And i'm not good at sticking with things so I like change often
1	well i just got back from hollister & i feel excited because El Salvador is playing against Mexico .. so i'm hoping El Salvador wins
1	You're in Statesboro - you can walk to Savannah . That's not getting away !
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
0	I cant change my twitter background or pic
1	walking the dog . the weather is amazing this time of morning .
0	County . I was on Slade , just before Reisterstown Road . Cop was pulling EVERYONE over .
1	You new trainer wants to video blog my new workouts ! Feeling a bit nervous about that ... LOL I'll keep you guys posted .
1	Packing gym bag . Off to the gym in a bit . Squee ! I'm my happiest whem I'm on the go .
0	Random football players around the U.S follow me ! Am i that good ? #not
1	first day of summer ( yesterday didn't count ) huzzah !
0	My bf forgot to come pick me up from work #BestBoyfranAwardGoesTo #BRACKEN #Not
0	omg wow im soo dizzy and light headed right now ! ugh
0	i'm so stressed out . like . more than ever .
0	Back to the grind . Zach has dermo appointment , warts are still there .
0	sounds fun . My car just got stolen this morning . from my own parking space
0	This is going to be a long drive ... 8 hours from Springfield to Louisiana !! ugh !!
1	-- Send Twittery birthday wishes to your mom for us
0	i hate when niggas try to get away with shit #petty #im #not #gone #let #yhu #slide
0	LISTEN THAT IT GOES TO CLASSES OF KARATE !!... TAKE CARE OF IT VERY MUCH BECAUSE IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO HIM ....
1	Finally reached 100 followers .
0	The people of Hydra ... \n ... Such nice people . #Sarcasm .
1	you'll have a drink bc the race is over ... I'm telling you , it's an addiction that leads to Elvis presiding over our wedding
1	People who think things are all about them are freqently mistaken . These people should GET THE HELL OVER THEMSELVES - Just sayin
0	Can I borrow someone's eto or Enzo jeans please ? #not #never
0	plain white t's ? you lucky person
0	it cant be monday already !
0	My hand looks freakish , and my arm aches . I need a twug .
0	I has me the Bubonic Plaque on me face ! Ahh ! It hurts ...
0	i was a bit too fast saying that everything gets better and better , it went even worse . thank god i got a bottle of vodka to knock me out
1	I'm not sure if it's within the rules of geochaching for me to comment on that !
1	G.A. about the POTATO family . Everybody is required to attend !
1	Sure ! My entire blogroll is terribly updated , but this could motivate me to update and redo it !
0	or Perez Hilton , or any other hipster come lately ends up there , I will be so darned sad . I know I am whining , but darn it !
1	is out !
0	Wasn't my choice , really .
1	What the hell is Beltre talking about ? Lol . Slow mode I'm sure ...
0	my Satellite is kaput- no TV 4 me
1	says good evening
0	Yeah you're doing a good job ... #Sarcasm
1	Success is not the key to happiness . Happiness is the key to success . If you love what you are doing , you will be successful .
1	Tomorrow I get to see Adrian again
0	#pti celebrating victory of a seat won by them in the very system they want to change . The #irony ! #pindibhatian #PMLN #Pakistan #Election
1	Snuggling with my kitty and build-a-bear goodnight
0	Got to love a 3 hour meeting on a Sunday Bank Holiday weekend night #sarcasm Tired + cancelled plans + hungry Leyney = CRANKY !
0	Vb to richmond to charlottesville . Work at 11 in the morning
1	I've had plenty of requests to put ads on my site , but it will always be ad free for exactly that reason .
0	great , I close then too #sarcasm
1	LOL oh god , I WANT to see how short you are against TR , it will be epic ! Tell Rocky I say hi k ? Love you guys ! lol
1	yeh am good too thnx so wot you up to the day chick xxxx
1	Philippines !!!! woot ! I might watch you guys .
1	At home watching the dark knight
0	Oh crap a lot of people on FriendsOrEnemies are looking for the Singapore FobXMarkHoppus drive too
1	whats up ?
1	Is watching night in the museum with my sister again
0	RT : Today i am about as motivated as the guy who drew the Japanese national flag
0	Split shifts on Saturdays are just the dream #not
1	Cruisin in helena listening to some atmosphere !
1	Rush , is correct . The parry , is dying . HOWEVER , that gives grassroots a chance to drive RINOs put , & do remake .
1	Twittering is fun , but nothing beats an awesome movie and a coffee icream at night
0	There's a guy at your wife's office who possesses many of the qualities you lack .
0	doubleheader at Les today -- only 2 more home series left in the season
1	ohh kayy fasho if u go tonight have fun for me
0	Going to install CoH tonight ... update city I'm guessing !
0	They said if I die tomorrow can they have my room to bring bitches over ? Uhhh !?!? #Not Happening . \n .
0	“ : Getting turnt at 12 on a Saturday #summer ” #rebel #sweg #yolo #stfu #u #r #not #cool
1	Good morning Have everybody slept well ?
1	how could I not know ? LOLLL ur so sweeeeettt ! I Love U !
1	music/guitar keeps me sane !!! Goodmorning
0	l ? m th ? c ? i n ? y ( ) ch ? ??? c c ? m ? i 50% th ? i
0	May the 4th be with you ! \n\n #sarcasm #maythe4thbewithyou instagram.com/p/nlqZFujtLY/
1	Same , it got banned over here a while ago though .
1	guess so ?
0	Bad headache hopin the medicine kicks in soon .
1	where the heck ya been ?
0	Wow Brie is a GREAT Actress ..... #sarcasm #Raw
1	Watching wall-e
1	ahaha Thanks . I'm not cute though . How are you ?
0	I'm tripping . I need a camera but I don't have the money to just buy a new one
0	Oh so your attracted to the dumb drunk girl who can barely walk ... oh that's cute . #sarcasm
1	this hospitality is giving big Palov for visitors in Uzbegim Restaurant in Dubai
1	Can't stop fav'ing tweets . The guy's a walking joke book .
1	Yeay ! Just bought tickets for Tori Amos and Ani DiFranco !
0	Tried to nap all day with no success . Now , on my way to work , I could fall asleep in a second #irony #nocshiftproblens
1	is off to bed ... church in the morning and then KENNY CHESNEY tomorrow night !!!!
1	- Please start believing in clothes .
1	" 2 timothy 1:9 " !
0	#ExtremeRules Rusev vs R-Truth & Xavier Woods . I wonder how this match will go ? Hmm . #sarcasm #RusevCrush #RusevLegacy
0	you sure do know how to make a gal feel special . #not
0	Just lost about $200 dollars ! #nice #sarcasm #fuckmylife
0	let's get super excited over leading 6 of the first 12 laps ... YAY !! #Sarcasm #ESPNFail
1	Wow ice cream at 7 in the morning ? haha . Oh yeeaah .
0	It's so natural and unstaged ...... #partyhouse #sarcasm
0	Revision or online shopping .. Hmm let me think about that one #not #retailtherapy #alevelproblems
1	exactly .
0	ok I'm officially bored
0	My allergies can go away now ... It's been a fun time ! #NOT
1	Diamond is good It guarantees you a room even if you haven't booked .
1	back to work , busy bee
1	was watching " The Warlords " .. extremely boring -> aborted
1	hey bruthman !
0	Dammit !! That may have been Shea Stadium ... poop . Looked like Candlestick ... Still ...
0	argh ! why is it so windy ?? really frustrated right now . my hairrr
1	Hello ... im feeling good todai <3
1	ahh hello its fine lol ;) u alright ?
0	This Japanese tv show predicted that were would be human controlled mega fighting robots in 2017 . Super excited for the future . #not
1	watching seven pounds
1	Sheesh Actually I prefer to have people with OPV follow . I love the discussion . Even though I know you are wrong
0	wtf do you get done !! hahaha i got a few foils and a trim ! and baaam she takes my life savings
1	ohh danny !!!!!!!!!! .. sex on legs need i repeat haha you ? have you seen them live ? x
0	An hour has already past and Ive done barely antthing
1	Blackpool and Manchester You ? xx
1	good for you , it's cloudy at my place
0	Doesn't read books anymore . . .
1	Hope your day has been well . You are quite amazing .
0	Just rolled out of bed . Not feeling much better . Time to mow the lawn
1	Just cleaned the apartment , now I'm chillin with my cats waiting for the boyfriend to get out of band practice so we can smoke some dank
0	U haz a point . But , Jared needs to be kept out of this 1 . More PR coming from that asshat , they don't need .
0	" During the attack , unfortunately I decapitated the ship's engineer . " LOL we've all been there #not
1	in 15 minutes I ? ll must go ... swimming with friends ! YEY ! fun without end !
1	just checking Stross's tweets to see if he is saying he met the great Ren Reynolds
0	I'm overdue for some intoxication . I'm going to malfunction .
1	is getting ready to go to church ! woo !
1	No you just got it . RT : “ : Mismanagement if life is simply the mismanagement of words . ” #irony
1	currently I am using beta version which I downloaded from microsoft's website . Its an awesome O/S , also ur new pic looks good .
1	newww glasses ! no contacts , FML .
0	idk bb . i had to borrow money to get by this week
1	Out shoppin with my auntie
1	made a model for tomorrow , now it is time to edit some old maps !
0	Watching the yankees get owned
1	Yes he did , and I fell off the lounge laughing : Yes he did , and I fell off the lounge laughing
1	Typical that you , my darling , have an iphone ! ( Just checked out twitterrific to see how you were uploading messages ) . Glad ur
1	Finding online coupons to make the already cheap price of the book cheaper , using a free gift card to pay for it .
1	they always end up down me
0	just bought Hero of Sparta for my ipod touch . hope its good . it was $6 . going on long car ride
1	aye the internet is great . am dying 2 come over there on holiday 1 year ive always wanted 2 go 2 florida
0	In some countries the freedom of internet is like their other freedoms . Not existing
1	now that sounds very Green Any pics of u riding the scooter ?
0	Yeah , which #squarespace won't doesn't wanna give to me ?
0	Honestly It feels like my parents just think I'm not good enough for anything and I fail more than I succeed . #thx4thesupport #NOT
1	Now that I look at it . Its not due until the 1/07/09 ah well its paid now
1	had a great opening night , and a fun time afterwards !
1	got the new rocksound
0	. Arguably it was the king himself who guaranteed the potential transition to a republic #irony firstpost.com/world/king-jua…
0	i've caught the fluuu .. * catch *
0	no1 is tweetering
1	The new ' The Audition ' album is really awesome . Had such a bludge w/e shouldve done something more productive . Have a new guitar riff
0	Welp , I'm an old married lady . Me and the hubs celebrate 5 years of wedded bliss today . At #wndsa2014 . How romantic #not
0	yea Mike who cares if he crashed what's the worse thing that could happen ? #Sarcasm #IdiotCaller
0	sounds sad maybe i figured out this reply thing idk
1	Just woke up thinking about what to do on my last day off work isant it june damn its chilly outside
0	what a great day ! too bad it's suppose to rain for a couple days
0	Yeah Quick should totally fight Crawford and get ejected #not
1	Hahaha yep , they certainly generate some " interesting " smells
1	is working . I am so happy my job is a radio and not anything physically exhausting ....
0	did you know if your username is pussysmasher43 that a good 9/10 times you'll probably get some . #not
0	So lost without a phine .. But sort of enjoying it #not
1	i ? m bored - the weather in good old germany isn ? t so good how it can be
0	wow . Because clearly Native Americans were treated wonderfully by the US Govt . #sarcasm
1	my persuasion speech writing went better than I thought . I might be able to blog once I get back from this speaker's lab help session
1	~ Home Sweet Home ~ Great , great day w/ Amber , my Mom , Patti & Chris . Lunch & we saw UP which was very heartwarming . Loved it .
0	I NEED A HAIR CUT !!!!!!!
0	I forgot to see the MTV awards .... damn so frustrated ... ___ : l
0	Theres something in my eye and it stings sooo much
0	off to work .. super tired this morning .. shouldnt have watched the movie so late
0	why can't we see the whole article , funny thing you rail about words matter , all the while calling people names #irony
0	nope I had no idea u were on the show !!!! How fun ! did u make it !? I missed the auditions so far
0	majorly jealous of this girl tbh ... watch at 1:57
0	my head is pounding
1	do itt ! season 9 is the best though
1	Is looking forward to watching the Hills finale tonight then the MTV movie awards !!
1	Searching/ Studying twitter API ... might have a project involving this .
0	I love how people try to make you feel stupid for not knowing the different types of Jordans . Sorry I'm too focused on real life shit .. #NOT
0	I researched common Dutch phrases for my stay in Belgium and it literally looks like someone banged on the keyboard . pic.twitter.com/RChy8Yxvc1
1	LOL , thank you ... I needed that pick me up .
0	3 . thats y we didnt know what we did bcos we havnt actually done anything P.S sorry if upset u and this was kinda stupid
0	Locked out of my house and my mom is too busy to come let me in . #feelingloved #not
1	must start twitting
0	I love finding out that I'm " booked " for a wrestling show via FB posts and Tweets . #Sarcasm
0	No tango icons in this revision .
1	Yes , they are pretty tasty , if I do say so myself And even more decadent as a sandwich with whip in between !
1	#Telangana , with Muslim and Dalit majority , has just one minority minister . The cabinet is dominated by Reddys and Raos #irony
0	Who's this Jeff Locke guy , pitching for the ? #Sarcasm
0	I just read this , I can't believe it , She's a wreck ! I better put this on my books to read . #not
1	QUE ONDA !! are gonna come to Queretaro this year ??? I'll luv 2 party at urs again ...
0	Tony Parker location in \n➻ . com \n #Hoenn . chilly \n☆ follow \n #not
0	pasta yummi had fun golfing with my dad ! even tho he cussed me out for not being serious today
0	Found out why Gnip.com wasn't giving me Twitter data -- they're now just collecting " spritzer " feed
1	I'll show you later . Come over for lunch
0	yes tomorrow . but we'll see each other again soon .
0	Has just watched the little kids play footy . sadly no cute boys there LOL
0	Hving conversation d backyard with mom since she woke up .. a bit surprise why she woke up so early , thought she slept so late lastnite
1	NICK JONAS I love you You have such a soulful voice , it's really inspirational . And your hair Is THE BOMB ! Ciao . X
1	oh near me : 0 ) have fun it's lovely and sunny here
0	so i have a feeling the bad news is that you can't go to the beach ! yo if you don't go , im going to be mad . So figur ...
0	praying for safety of passengers on the Air France plane ...
0	tired , fed up and a weekend of no sleep on its way
1	I made my dreams reality so to speak or so they say I could still be asleep
0	this is what we are pinning our World Cup hope on , it must be filling every English fan with real hope . #not #pisspoor #wontgetoutthegroups
0	Slept in a mountain of clothing by burrowing myself a comfy spot in the middle . You can say unpacking is going well #not
1	middle for the good stuff , right for the tag cloud , left for the navigation and so on
0	burned my neck while curling my hair ... looks real cute :')) #not
1	Trying to figure out what your holiday entails from 280 chars ' worth of clues ! Have a great time
1	Good Moring back to you !! It's 2:15 am here ! Gotta get in bed soon !!!!!
0	No Patrick van Aanholt in Holland's final World Cup squad ... shocking . #Not
1	fuck it , do it anyway x
0	watchin Anne of Green Gables #4 THE NEW BEGINNING that I just got 4 my good-report-card-present . it isn't the same Anne as the first 3
0	Show me what I'm looking for ... Xhusbands suck
0	Feeling a bit sick and yet my mom insists on the fam coming over for my bday tonight ...
1	EXACTLY lol u feeling me
0	Screw soccer . I think it's obvious that I have a successful future in volleyball . #sarcasm
0	. They can also use handguns for sport in Northern Ireland . #irony pic.twitter.com/E93jEbwREV
0	Devin can get that same treatmeant if sneak dissin ! \n #not ova no female either
0	No , really , I love canceling my Friday night plans to spend my evening at Varner . #Not #PissedOff
1	Been driving around for hours with Crissy and Amelia . Literally had such a good evening ! Been meadfoot and berry head ..
1	did you try this free application to convert ?
1	About to leave for Disneyland with Amyy so she can enjoy her birthday present finallyy =]
1	just ate dinner . fast food .
0	interview = good ... but do i really want a job ?? ughhh no free time here i come if i get it ...
0	My primary school friend . I tend to his #grave as gently N neatly as when I used to plait his hair . #irony pic.twitter.com/UGVMcr8nw2
0	Watching the 4400 with the mother lol plus got a head cold I'm just having a wonderful night . Lol #sarcasm
0	Bruhh b*tches be so miserable and want you to be right long wit em . #NOT
1	Sun is shining . Driving with my sister with the windows down singing westlife at the top of our lungs . I <3 my sissy .
1	You would say that
0	Just said frappuchino instead of frappe at McDonald's on accident and the lady snapped at me ... sorry I'm a Starbucks girl at heart #not
1	Had a wonderful day headin to bed once my and kys music vid uploads to youtube !
1	Is it tooo late to celebrate donut day ?? Please someone let me know .. Ha !
1	Is catching up with her Fanfiction stories . Finished 2 out of 3 things I'm supposed to do today . I'll do the last one later
0	my fish died RIP Fishy Face .. ( my son named him .. lol )
1	And this this what I get for not watching the news yesterday . Alright New Hampshire !!
0	i mostly saw people studying . whomp whomp
1	Who doesn't love cupcakes ?! They are so delicious !
1	You should not have any problems getting followers , ... while trying to look you in the eyes
0	Library party tonight !!! #YAY #Sarcasm #TimeToFindSnacks
1	awesome picture . wow your talents just dont end
1	that's the plan , NZIS willing
1	Time for the Wings
1	I bet they cant wait and are buying up cars and airline tickets as I tweet
1	Hmm ... sux . Well , I have a Spymaster sticker for you if you're going to be at tonight's tweetup .
1	Finally get time to sleep
1	Sitting at airport - flight cancelled . Waiting for next one
0	Missing my baby girls . They wanted to stay with their great-grandma last night . The house was peaceful , but I missed them sooooo much !
1	Good morning ! I will be more active soon !
0	FANKS for coming last night , and entertaining me til 2am , boys ! Feeling super today #not ! See you soon x
1	haha have a great day Manita !!
0	Dang ! The only final I didn't get an A on was the English final . #disappointed #not -happy
0	no , they go banning sites who could store nudes . Few months ago their leaders caught sleeping with dozens of harlots #Irony
1	Mom made me some cookies . Yummyyyy
0	My dog comes into my room to get a drink from his water bowl then leaves ... thanks bud though we were friends #mansbestfriend #not
0	well ..... packing starts tomorrow it's been fun kent .
1	it totally rocked !! We'll hafta hang out again soon . I think I/m heading to bed , starting to get sleepy ! So sad its over !
1	hahahahahahaha . rad drive . Mt Gravatt tomorrow for a show
1	well you are both more than welcome to join us any evening Do you know your bails from your overs yet ?
1	adoring my strawberries
1	You know what they say about great minds ...
0	I just love it when people don't text me back #not
0	you kno its a recession when your high priced kicks cant sell for the Low low on ebay ....
0	been at the library for 8 hours . Wrote 4 paragraphs . There is NO WAY I'll make Dean's list this semester .
0	I wish school was over , but no
1	KZ2 patch delayed . Too bad . However It looks like there is going to be some realy nice weather this weekend in London so its not all bad
1	so excited tomorrows the weekend & i have off !
0	i hate this not being able to sleep thing stuck watching " scream " nothing else on ..
0	I had a wet dream about you last night .... in the dream a bus ran you over and I pissed myself laughing . #sarcasm
1	Yes it is and I hope it is going good for you too ! Peace *
1	yaaay ... I'm just gonna take the train
1	First day at the beachhhh I look like a straight up slut , ngl . But it's the beach , so it's okay ;)
0	crying over broken memories
0	Sadly I think even the power of DotNetNuke can't save England now
1	next time
0	#hdc shitful day , am sick , might go to doc tomorrow if I'm worse { hack cough } you have an awes ..
0	Two days is not enough time for a weekend . #TrueStory #sarcasm
0	i have 0 followers
1	2 hours GOSSIP GIRL AND 90210 I LOVE YOU <33
0	It makes me sad when Chris is sad Hope things get better for you Chris . * Hugs *
0	Lolz nvm ... song got taken down cause of madeons song haha downloading it minus the madeon - icarus hehe #imagine it lol #irony
0	#standard #not #crazytimes I guess we've all dropped a few places on strava today !!
0	#Irony Chinese Govt security lock down for Tienanmen Square anniversary
0	Claire never found out i'm sad . Have fun tomorrow the Science Center Clairey ! LYLASMTA ( love you like a sister more than anyone ) <3
0	Pass my diss proposal . Can we just stop now .. so I dont have to write 15000 words . Please this is gunna be a breeze #yeahright
1	Happy birthday to me just meet cedric the entertainer . My birthday started out rough but looks like will have a happy ending
0	Hah my whole family's like mad at me and I'm stuck in house with them . Ugh this is fun #not #needalife
0	Not really . It's just not letting me in !
1	It had never been #1 before and I tried to do a little shakin ' up this year .
0	I mean I can't be too good when I very seriously and literally use the bitch clap .
1	Which is exactly why i put up such posts ! its for the everyday kind of people who do things like this !
1	Dude , waaaaaay too much ! People think I'm going to hit them .
1	LINES , VINES , AND TRYING TIMES ... in stores NOW ! GO PICK IT UP . It's SO amazing
0	The fact that they're on their way to Hampton , NH today is really no big deal . ???? #YEAHRIGHT … instagram.com/p/nsiEcKmlCp/
1	thanks .
1	Yeah I'm alright fanks , how are you doing ? P.s. I like your new piccie
1	ehhh sexy sat ? Nahhh I want sumtin more grimey . Ima make up 1 ! Thanks 4 da idea !
0	aww that sucks
1	Alright tweeples , Im exhausted , am gonna take my butt to bed now . Goodnight tweeters E-kisses and e-hugs 2 all ..
1	Arrr . Exam is on next week .. Im dead .. bwahahaha .. I love you btw !!
0	i havent been gettin any attention from the barbie lately ! my brother gets all the love now
1	You're welcome . Maybe include the Dating for Dumbasses as a bonus feature ?
1	ear infections seem to be a thing of the past since we put Ranger on a mostly raw diet . Direct message me for details
0	She recently had kittens too . No sign of them though ...
0	But why the fuck mullet Mendez back ? I'm literally yelling
0	right now i am wallowing in my self pity that people are enjoying murrayfield & im stuck in borin smelly lennoxtown not amused !!
0	is about to be unfollowed !!!! I thought she was gonna be a lil more inspirational !!!!! She don't even talk
1	trying to get along with Twitter why I'm doing this ?
1	Good Morning How are things ?
1	is so excited that my herbs and tomato plants are doing well
1	Accidentally on purpose ... Oh its stuck in my head .. :|
1	IS 18 !! somethings missing though ....
0	JEALOUS
1	soooo ... any up and coming Joe related contests I think Jon has the best one tho , a phone call ... for me anyway LOL
0	No plane to Alabama , no Pennsylvania and New York , and no 100 Monkeys .
0	You don't say . How'd you come to that conclusion ? #cdnpoli #sarcasm #unnecessaryhashtags
0	I do not feel 2 well , i dont know if its something i ate or getting sick !!!!!
0	thanks I'm suffering with the flu too
1	One step closer towards the tipping point ... the difference a day can make .
1	bitch , i don't need to ask . Its mine . shelby
1	its from Brooklyn - and Etien Slavchev - " ES "
0	Well , marin's room didn't come out quite like I expected . It looks like one ugly Easter egg . Starting over tomorrow .
0	The irony is waiting to happen #GKG #irony #LAPride i.instagram.com/p/omtbf2H_sl/
1	I haven't read " Mindless Eating " so I went back and ordered it too . I need to block myself from Amazon !
0	i just wanna sleep in like tommy --- ugh , too bad !
1	I love that program missed it last night but watched some think better . Oh yeah the saturdays
0	Really excited for these last few days of school and everything that is going to be due ! #sarcasm
1	I think the one thing that I have learned is that high school never ends for some people . They just keep the meanness forever .
1	it's ok though my little ray of thunderstorms .
0	It's so awesome being forced to watch the wild feed for this game . Lapanta and greenlay are so good at what they do #sarcasm
0	i'm working for 8 hours today too
1	As a cyborg we call that human interaction defragmentation HID . Air the laundry so to speak , good food , drink & friends .
0	I'd pay $50 for HD picture and sound out . It's overpriced and includes something you don't need , but ugh Std Def
1	have fun !
1	nothing is sexier than black love
1	Are they DC vids by any chance ?
0	RT : Weird The Heat are having trouble dealing WITH the heat . #irony #divas
1	thanks
1	loading screen of the day + awesome stop motion stuff
1	I really hope its the power cord then . I should go and get a new one tomorrow .
0	awesome . i'm jealous . i'm stuck with my 3G for another year and a half
0	£2 compensation from Three for no 3G most of the day ! #WorthThe25MinutePhoneCall \n #Not
0	Just wants to cry .
1	Leave my son in the house of aunt of my wife riding my bike is a great experience every time . I like this and my son too .
1	yeah and thanks
1	Only thing I changed was " according to them .... " It just made it feel too " 3rd-person " I guess . No biggie .
0	Owww my head and my neck is killing me !
0	I'm so obsessed with hashtagging . It's not even healthy ... . - . \n #hashtagging #obessed #not #healthy #hashtag #thisisbad #ilovehashtags #yes
0	i can't get the hang of this shit .
1	Oh you have much to learn .
1	Read Ben Eltons " Chart Throb " to see how these programs work
0	I just saw a State Farm roadside assistance truck with hazards on broken down on the side of the northern state #irony
0	Sketchy people are my favorite #sarcasm
1	I'm with Katie in California .
1	Any forecasts on 2nites game ORL . Id bet my money on the Lakers but I wish they would lose this series again
0	oh road construction , how I've missed you . #sarcasm Getting you nowhere , fast ! lol
1	IM the TwitterWhoreKING follow me and love me lol ty for followeing love you guys
0	- oh
0	The best way to be woken up is when you're extra -large cat jumps down from your window and lands on your face #not #notimpressed
1	What will they think of next lol
0	Sehwag is smashing the balls on the fields and ppl are smashing dhoni on twitter . #Irony
0	Wow worked from 2 to 1130 on calculus and I'm still not done .... Tomorrow isn't gonna be stressful at all #sarcasm
1	thats what I wanted to say too
0	Put a Fork in It , So to Speak .. TalkingPoints ProgressiveBlogs tinyurl.com/luddzpq
0	Whenever I get the chance to it think I make myself sick to my stomach . #too #much #not #enough #time
1	summer can officially begin today !
1	yes ! and it feels good - don't feel like you need gills to breath . : it's cold this morning .
0	Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobiais the fear of long words lol #irony much ?
0	this game is just sad
1	I'm in Paris , just got hair cut and had yummy crepe lunch . Exam went well and Im feeling great ! A bientot
1	ahh at last a logistics class vessel this is what no fleet can do without ... plans for lots of multi roles ? or more role specific ships ?
0	Please no spoilers until later today ... I have to wait for the episode . ( damn slow internet )
1	Sleepy girl playing wordle bout to hit the hay .
1	u didn't enjoy the MTV awards ? I thought it was funny ! I was laughing the whole time ! I loved the host this year
0	It's concerning when the ice in your cup of water sinks to the bottom #not #ice
0	No one sent to Benghazi , but people dispatched to protect the WWII Memorial from those Veterans during the Shutdown . \n #sarcasm
0	I love how you talk to someone else while still living with me , but you are " trying " to work on yourself to save us #yeahright #lies #overit
1	what do you mean i can't ? and no you didn't tell me that . good luck i actually like some veggie stuff , like boca burgers .
0	WTF ! If i get invited to one more " DollHouse " themed party , smh . Look what you started ! Fools makin me miss DK donee
0	need my tummy rubbed
1	raising funds to feed starving children around the world . want to do some good ? help out ! pls donate here ->
0	It certainly has nothing to do with the prevalence of email & volume loss to cheaper alternatives #sarcasm
0	don't you love singing for church when your voice is completely nonexistent
1	RT : Parker is thoroughly outplaying Lillard in the series . He's been baptized , so to speak . Interesting to see how he fares next ye…
1	S/O to MaShawn Sims and Ja Iaintmadatcha Will for our weight loss bet ... I won !!! $300 !!! Drinks on me #NOT !!! \n #GiveMeMyMoney !!!
1	Kehe now i can stalk YOU ! wicked ... lol
0	i dont feel good at all .. my stomach is killing me ..
0	Looks like tonight is gonna be one if those sleepless nights can't wait to wake up in 5 and a half hours for work #NOT
0	Bouhouuuuuuuuuuu Dangie isn't there ... I need my crazy friend
0	I've also noticed that each overrun is larger than the previous month's . I'm sure it's all completely unexpected . #not
0	Its finally sunny out and my pool is under repairs til tues .
0	ahhh parking tickets suck i've had two before , as if they don't get enough money out of us !
1	BTW EVERYONE - THIS IS A CIVICS PROJECT FOR HIGH SCHOOL
1	I heart squirrels and equally ! ~ hope your having a nutty day ! ~
0	Lost the password for my ICQ account 1600430 and the forget password does not work ...
0	Reading Harry potter and drinking a beer ... Be jealous #wildnight #not #antisocial
1	Nobody knows who invented the fire hydrant as a fire destroyed the patent . #irony #copyandpastefromreddit #honestasfuck
0	i wish . no popeye's in UK ... we used to eat lunch at the one on 23rd and 7th ave in Manhattan .
1	lmaaao without love
0	RT : well that's obvious #sarcasm
0	" Sexy_ochoa " the very quintessence of the Philippine Government . Way to go !!! #not
0	Hey , how do you know is someone is vegetarian ? Oh , don't worry , they'll tell you #Vegetarian #not
0	I am having an ugly day ... Life is being mean ...
0	my head hurts so badd
1	- Congratz Jade ! what a cute fairy you have Tom . you must be proud !
1	ur sexaayyy
0	Have to do a project , fill out two packets for finals , and actually study for 3 finals . Wooo fun weekend planned . #not
0	So thanks for the input people .... Really helped #not
1	- Chris is teaching me his ways . 27th & J . Live music , food , art , shopping , people
1	No , it wasn't in this case either
0	I'm really going to miss u LA won't be the same without u I swear ! : *
0	Turned all the white washing pink my mums gunna love me #NOT
1	ahh apparently i have missed alot of your musing . Hooray cupcake business ! I'm in
0	Watching Frozen directly after having to watch a bunch of women give birth definitely wasn't random . #Not
1	Link : Find out who you should vote for ! - 79% Lib Dem
1	Could you please please sing ' We Will Walk' ? Because that's probably the song that I most like in the new record
1	. is saying we have to focus on needs of mothers and children in developing nations after he cut CAN aid money to them . #irony
0	The short times we were together so many things remind me of you ...
1	On Myspace && Twitter Woohoo !
0	I wish I had/could use earphones at work so I could catch up on Emergency Pants
0	I'm operating on no sleep lol Maybe ill take a nap
0	I just don't find the need to tweet , and now cuz of u my one and only tweet is about not tweeting #irony #FirstTweet
0	Haven't talked to Ian in over a week so that's fun . #not
1	i love my cousin she can always make me laugh ! needed that
1	Warped Tour June 27th in San Francisco . Bad Religion , here I come
1	wants Malin and Sean to come over with take out breakfast .
0	chipotle after that ? haha and my head still hurts from the zoomerang .. Thanks for carrying me on guys #not
0	RT : Sure , fine , I give up . You're right . Feminism is about crushing men and taking over . We are the ones with actual privilege . #…
0	I wish he did have twitter , but I don't think he does . It would have been fun to bully him ! LOL
1	im excited to see you STRUT ITTTT
0	Gotta love late night studying #sarcasm #dontcareanymore #needsleep #wheresmycoffee
0	From T to Mrs. K for #teacherappreciationweek #gratitude #thisiskindergarten #irony instagram.com/p/orcxKNuKoW/
1	this was great
0	that just gave me that sick-to-my-stomach feeling ppl like that don't belong in regular society , ever !
1	Cheers orca ! I'm mighty grinny right now
0	Escaping from the plane bc I'm too sad to leave . not really but I wish
0	Getting ready to go to lunch in another 20 minutes . Woo ! Hoo ! I'm starving
1	Taking morgan home , then sleepover with ginny and malachai
1	Lurking at the back in Lorna's how to do a barcamp pres session
0	did make a reference to meat eaters mowing down animals while he was eating a grass and weed sandwich ? #irony
0	gives the best advice #sarcasm
0	thanks randy - ADD setting in today , I'm all over the internet here need to do some writing for blog
0	someone please create another #drake quotation poster using those #rihanna pics as the background . #irony
0	lolololol !! :P #turnaround xD :D yes !!! I did it , I'm so cool !! #not :P
1	breathing . Hope u have a hangover though .
1	Yeah , but it is Fox network . What do you expect ?
0	just uploaded an old photo to use as a display picture . How I miss my long hair .
0	I don't see me being a terrorist like you either ... #ross #not #abdelBOMB #Merica
1	Starting to have more followers , thats cool . Thank-you to every one whos following me Have a great evening you guyss !!
1	OK Now I'm following YOU
1	guten morgen to all 8 of you guys who follow me had a weird dream about a sandwich shop last night ... freaked me out a bit haha ! xx
1	Those shoes are delish . Not sure what I like better , the chic bomber jacket , the tank or those fun bangels . All so tempting .
1	alright thought so
0	So Il Be Sleeping Pretty Much All Day #great #not
0	Hey i miss my computer
0	I really can't eat mexican food
1	Installing cupcake 1.5 just got it over ATO
0	Can you follow me ? ....
0	But I understand your 2nd year exams are so intense you didn't have time to send a 10 second text on my 21st . #apologyaccepted #not
1	Follow me & I'll follow you ! D-Day Jay-Z #Robotpickuplines Tetris Sims 3 Palm Pre England It's Cool Normandy AudioBoo ..
1	Just posted a TON of images on the blog ! Just remember .. Snails are cool ..
1	i love little distractions from revision
0	postal service is taking it's sweet time or ... someone is taking their sweet time sticking them in the mail
0	first day of work tomorrow ! it's going to be a blast #sarcasm
0	I had 2 buy a new washer , bought the dryer 2 . Dryer labeled electric but is gas GRRR . Now we have 2 load it up tomorrow 2 return it .
1	I don't know girl but she just needs to stay on her imaginary runway and leave all dudes alone and go find herself
0	I just realised for these 3 years of drinking nobody has sent me to my doorstep before . #irony #strong or #foreveralone
0	Man I am looking super HT in my passport pic #sarcasm
0	yes .... I guess that didn't work out ! #shocking #sarcasm
1	Im starting to loose all of our posts ... but at the other side ... its quick and I find it good ....
1	It's a carpool ...
1	It does ! Ice cream is good
0	lol i cant . Im at my uncles camper . maybe monday ?
1	lol , no your not ! don't stress
1	Guess what ' s car is so loud , I'm pretty sure if we made it go fast enough it could go back in time .
1	i know ! Gah !
1	yes i am ... thankss !
1	Why you gotta put my age out there ? LOL Yes I did go & it was pretty cool . I have pics on my FB page . One more year 4 u !
1	You should read my friend twit about you Okay it was in reference to MY dream , but you were both in it
1	yay about to get my new ipod touch .....
0	damn , crp is 115 . no discharge for me
1	Literally planning the rest of my day/night around Pretty Little Liars #PLLDay #PLLSeAson5
0	Might go to the wakepark for some #wakeskate action today . Wonder if my wetsuit is still wet . Still have to clean bathroom though
1	Half Marathon Training Day # 1 .........
1	: Yes , it's appalling isn't it . Should be " Owing to ... " not " Due to ... "
0	I hope your little one feels better soon
1	Got an interesting call early in the morning from Seattle . It was my ex gf , nice feeling knowing that she thought of me while on business .
0	Ready for these 3 games and dance practice Monday . #NOT
1	feels a-freaking-mazing .
1	The irony of posting about sunglasses when today is cloudy and 60s ! theannabelleblog.com/2014/outfits/s… #sunny #irony
0	will pass on your replies to Hugh Davis in the ex office many thanks for your replies #NOT
0	Pissed .... all I wanted was a fountain beverage from the market and they're closed
0	no its ' Murican motherfucker now shut up before i free the shit out of you ! #sarcasm #jokes
0	Seriously , these Fulani herdsmen simply are #not sensible . Imagine leading cows along an expressway , a bend for dat matter . S.o shd tie dem o
0	So , who can you recommend to follow during the Giro ? Always on the hunt for fresh meat , so to speak . Why I rarely eat at Jamie Oliver's ...
0	I will give you 5 reasons why you are wrong ... #irony
0	i no yeah fuck knows what im gunna wear i have no money to but anything
0	I'm still trying to figure out my rank so to speak . I'm in my meetings like " Where do I fit in all of these discussions "
1	ahhhhhhhh ... I had one pulled but needed all four after that one I said " hell no , " i'll keep all my teeth thanks
1	hehe very true but you've got the color advantage , which the complete americans haven't
0	Rainy night , school tomorrow
0	about to go read a book ... and maybe study exams on Monday then done school
0	sob I wanna go too !!
0	Im trying go get people to join twitter . Not going too well .
0	I lost my voice . if anyone finds it please let me know .
0	I should start working instead of be-jeweling ..
1	thanks for saving my honor , pal ! says I didn't kiss & that his tweet just came out wrong .
0	i feel so very flat
0	Jonathan is trying to tell me he paid $400 for that firework show and he hopes I enjoyed it . #i #may #have #been #born #at #night #but #not #last #nt
1	#p2 Put a Fork in It , So to Speak [ Talking Points Memo ] bit.ly/1mKzsOp
0	* hugs *
1	Nanti deh , keseringan bahas Twitter bosen juga kan . . Thanks for the input !
0	#not #sarcasm #ijustwanttobeathomemakingtacos
0	sorry Van's talk can be found at
1	just b/c you graduate and move away , no matter how far , feelings still follow ... but that doesn't mean I won't try to outrun them
1	Start the month off great so that the rest is great too ! I know it sounds corny , but I'm serious
0	Ha , Glastonbury knobheads moaning and wanting to ban Metallica because he hunts animals .
0	Tonight's Western Conference Final is just further proof that Ibaka is the gamechanger #not #GoSpursGo #ThunderDown
0	I wish I was cool and took pictures with beer ! #not #yoursocool
1	You can get ? 10 off using the code ' FOWABRISTOL ' Come along if you can
1	So I think you are so right ! haha ! ??????!!
1	Wow Makers Faire so cool ! And kids everywhere
0	I have only seen the ' block all dissenting opinions " strategy used by #feminists and ultra rightwing conservatives #EchoChamber #Irony
0	I really wish I could say I was getting my license Monday . #not #gottawait #september
1	I saw hangover , it was the shit
1	working on a Sunday .. hello from the Philippines
1	ooo big b about to begin i dont know why but its so addictive !
1	how nice that we can get rid so easily of MLMs & marketing skams , fronting as " inspired quotes " .... unfollow does the trick
0	my internet income project has got a BIG problem today .
1	LOL ! I think I can only handle one at a time
0	way to prepare for this ticket availability launch #Not #Draft
0	Oh , sorry to hear that . We'd like 2 help . U can contact our Customer Care team : or DM me ur info .
0	Your gonna block me ooooooooohhhh I'm hurt #NOT
1	I say totally GO FOR IT !!! I bet you would LOVE it-a little change is good every now and then .
0	Heh , I was wondering about that " worry . " I hope my pens don't worry about anything ... I'd be self conscious about my writing then
1	God , how i love rain
0	I love randomly waking up at 4 when no one is awake #not
0	i'm kind of hungry ... but it's still too early for lunch i think !
0	Hmmm , Does anybody wanna go out with me 2nite ? Im bored ! * sigh * Im only TGIF'n cuz Im alive ! Oda than that ! Im lonely !
1	camera charged and full 4gb memory
0	going to work . but im sooo sick ugh
1	drunk and disorderly tour ' 09 - you should all go and party to make up for the fact that I can't
0	I love it when people don't respond to text messages in a reasonable amount of time . #Sarcasm
1	EVERYONE ! FOLLOW MY LOCAL NEWS STATION THAT IS REALLY LAME AND THEY DONT EVEN HAVE OUR TOWN ON THE MAP CAUSE WE ARE SO SMALL ! !
1	I need something good to happen ! It just feels like the last few days have been very trying !! Praying for the positive !!
1	iMac is in Sydney
1	- omg i have the same shoes that say that ! ha
0	i do indeed have tonsillitis . the only good thing : ive been advised to eat lots of ice cream . [ but no solid foods & im bed ridden . ]
0	Absolutely no sleep thanks to and her friends .... now have to work 9 hours .. fantastic #not
1	Isn't this the most beautiful evening this spring ? It's got my vote .
0	Closed dead Aunt's bank account today . So final ...
1	what do you think ... so far ... of this webpage im creating : opionions needed
1	just woke up . myrtle beach shopping bitches !
0	Has a sore throat
1	white background looks clean and pure .. still sleepy
0	I wish people who worked at night did their job so my life wouldn't be hell this morning #not #in #a #good #mood
0	Well this is gonna b wierd .
1	LOL Awwww cuute I'll wait to see .
1	- i love that all of your pics are now edited before twit-pic'd . is that even ok ?!
0	Mayors junket to The Falls ... such an important destination . Why only one train to and from per day ??? #not an important issue ???
1	In science with my frand Niza i see the fuckin rainbow lollollollol
1	has a conference call with her Capella admissions counselor this evening .
1	I'm working on listing 4 new pairs of earrings .
0	Here's to * probably * not having retake Property I next year after that test wiped the floor with me for three hours #sarcasm
0	i feel kind of down rite now
1	Hi Anson ! Welcome to the Gwailo's perspective here on twitter .
1	Nice try ... I'm not falling for it . #propaganda also #irony pic.twitter.com/dU68ANjyCD
1	Sun is shining now .
1	Am for the most part exceedingly blessed Kathy . Hoping I am able to pay forward these blessings . Nice to see you ...
1	Awesome Taylor site
1	Mmmm Korean food . Spicy BBQ chiiickaaan . Yum yum .
1	Hey ! Yes I love the whole damn playlist ! You ROCK . Now where were you tonight , I even wore my " fuck me " dress .
0	haha i would say let's catch a movie or somethin but i'm in vegas
1	Friday madness again office weheheh
1	The male reproductive system is easy to understand but the female one is really difficult even though it's attached to me . #metaphor ?
1	That was sweet
1	Life is not all about taking , but most of the time it is about giving
0	ME too I was so waiting for Sexify My Love
0	Another casualty of the lightning strike on my house ? My PS2 . Luckily I was able to pry it open to retrieve my copy of Final Fantasy X .
0	isnt feeling to well sucks to be me aii haha oh well
1	u guys will be able to win dannys wet tshirt contest . u go girls have fun !
0	currently locked in the freezer at lucky steer and my hand may be broke #thisisfun #not
1	OMG having a great time on blog tv
0	Awww . I'm sad . I only have 80 pages of this AMAZING book left . ( It's a total of 1190 pages long . )
0	it wudnt let me vote sorry !!!!
0	Bet you know why you just made me flash back , grin + also think fondly of a past Mich Daily news m.e. , Class of ' 98 . #irony
1	lol ! Nailed it again !
0	* huggles * Sorry hear that Keni ...
1	Goodnight Twitterverse . Maths Exam First Thing Then Down To The Park
0	... and another thing . Why does the pigging sun come out as soon as we go back to work ? #irony
1	Having a fun day with my friend and my brothers .
0	Electricty went ( N ) had to get off laptop
1	is watching the amazing racee . i cannot wait to see cameron tomorrow !
1	Selling stuff to make money .
1	thnk you so much for coming to #asylm . I had an awesome weekend . You are hilarious !
0	When I craved for your love you ignored and now when I have decided to move on you want to love me like never before . #toolate #irony
1	argh in an excited way argh ! haha <3
1	Only need a 75% on my final tomorrow morning
0	Love it when you can't sleep #Not only one thing headphones in . #lightsout #worldoff #musicon
1	haha just watched My Great Movie by and you girls are my role models
0	Nothing against basketball but the heat have been in the finals 4 years in a row . Thats really fun and exciting for the nba ..... #not
0	Oh its so great to be living at home again ..... #NOT
0	say : hi karla , or whatever , i don't care
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
1	waiting for his sexy new Boyfriend for a romantic evening ...
1	mornin ' fella ! Hey ... tell those hot dancers they need to get on twitter ! Let's Groove This !
1	will do
1	so much to do on a free day -.- : learning bio + maths , and also outlines for art ...
0	Just getting out of work and I have an exam to study for . Yaaaaaaayyyyyy #Not
0	When your lil brother offers you his jolly ranchers , icebreakers an gum collection just to get you to leave his room . I feel so loved . \n #Not
0	feeling ill from the night out
0	Didn't get to see the hangover last night unexpected family . Off to Annaheim Sk today for a bridal shower ! ( is there a casino there ? )
0	I love getting pulled over at four in the morning for literally nothing and then sitting for twenty minutes just to receive a warning . #not
1	wow 200 more updates in 1 day that is ambitious
1	Ada acara menarik lain : Keys to the VIP di channel V . Ttg straight yg dikasih tasks to approach strangers in the crowd .. Hmm
1	is that what they are calling it over there ? " Tobacco " ? Ha ha ...
1	great weekend Wish it didnt have to end ...
0	Okay good , well i am still upset now
0	ah because he believes people don't want to hear him sing So I'm wishing Walt Disney will sell out but there are still tixs
1	General Discussion : The Pub at MMORPG . COM : Official World of Darkness announcement ?
1	Hey ! Did Hannah manage to find Ddub yesterday ? I hope so
1	I liked it . Did you record it yourself ? If so you have a very soothing voice .
1	There's no ' p ' in ' ool ' - apparently Haley wants to keep it that way . She got out to go 3 times ! It's more fun on the concrete .
1	100% agreed with that comment ! People need to stop then get over themselves before making a stupid ass comment
1	but Hugh is so hawt !
1	Need to send emails to 100,000 contacts ? Check out EmailUnlimited on
0	the dip and biscuits she served up last night was AMAZING ! #sarcasm
0	RT : Longhorns and dirt are the same colors . #irony
0	: aww I'm going out of town for the weekend sorry but have fun and take shots for me lol
1	Omg 2 dollar tacos from old town are SOO bomb ! I wulda never thot of getting a cheesburger taco ! satisfied
1	Happy to hear you're working on Sophia's Heart ~ I'll always support you & Sophia's Heart !!!!!!!!!!!!!
0	Never seen a coach that classy in my life . #sarcasm
1	How's the newly arrived furniture ?
0	It is laughable that the one who ran him out was the one who is their number 1 cheating cunt as well ! #irony
0	Am I allowed to say when my heart hurts ?
0	Waking up a/ a headach & stomach hurts . Whatever I ate last night not eating again no time soon . Missing a graduation
0	just tore one of the speakers off my ipod headphones got caught in my desk drawer ! no music for me !
0	John is supposed to be shopping for a gift to give me from NYC and he sent me a picture of a new Rolex for him . That's nice . #not
1	agreeeeeeeeed . thanks for your recommendation missy
0	That's rubbish I'm sure there are a few F1 commentaries here on Twitter .
0	LOL yeah ! last day of school tomoz gona miss the memories
1	Happy birthday
1	better than 666 .
0	Yay for your show , boooo for no No Doubt !
0	Tweeting is almost obsolete unless you're a celebrity . #sadtruths #irony
1	Congratulations , only 40 min late ! Monday , it was 80 min ... #irony
1	thanx thanx thanx
0	Seems legit . #tenor #irony #bluegrass #bobbyosborne #rockytop #osbornebrothers #country instagram.com/p/onfEFWIC_F/
0	Gay prom was waaayyyy cooler than regular prom xD walked in a walk off , tehe , had nightmare 1984 reminiscent ...
0	My heart hurts .
1	
0	I love how long iTunes is taking to update #not
0	has realised that this time it might actually be final
1	lol u should marry Derek
0	you're the biggest dumbass I know .. Drinking before state ... Okay dumb dumbass good luck next weekend #not
0	i miss my friends i love my girls !!
1	margarita monday at acaulco with william ! our new place is wonderful . this is a perfect day
0	mine its annoying !
1	obviously hahaha , sarcasm is a hard habit to get out of i'd say haha
0	im home alone . & all the workouts , no time 2 chill , and no time 2 have fun is taking a toll on me . I think its called growin up
1	- Seriously ? David Cook does art ? Okay !
0	2 hours after he should be home , and no minutes on his phone . Nah , I'm not worried . #yeahright
1	we're getting pictures tonight , right ? eeek ! i'm so excited
1	if only we were chillin with them 2
1	'' Roy Hodgson wants to ' bottle ' the standard of his team's training performances''- it's not like we have a habit of bottling it Roy #irony
0	now I know why I stopped listening to Sigur Ros #crying #can #not #handle #these #feelings # :-(
1	morning sunshineeee going swimming today xox
1	no sad face .... i'm happy to have a social life there
0	is missing him so badly
1	yes . mam ! we do !
0	Can't listen to Sterling's lawyer continue to sing his praises on w/ Did he really say " it's not all about the $ " ? #irony
1	I'm so glad you entered my giveaways . trying to get more pet people to enter because that is who I would like to focus on
1	: Let's schedule a July GNO for whine & wine . Throw some dates at me , ladies .
0	... like restriction on Set Top Boxes , e.g. Cisco not supported and which other providers than the current one will get network access ....
1	Just downloaded This Providence's latest album . I hope it's awesome !
0	I guess I'll take a hot shower . My Saturday night is so amazing . #sarcasm
1	Really ! No even a little bit of #pane
1	The Wurzels are cool though
1	I like it !!
1	880,000 Korean Won ordered
0	misses her bff . why'd she have to go do something stupid , like get married !!
0	#social30 Party City has ads behind the Habs bench !! I bet Tammy is behind this ... #not #goshTammy #GoHabsGo
0	take a photo it sounds really good ! noooo it didnt but i got it done so i'm ok with that . how did yours go ?
0	People who don't believe in evolution are literally as dumb as the monkeys they came from #irony
1	ugh . i'm jealous . yes , i said it , i am . enjoy the heat , hee hee
0	i miss you
0	#Irony | i love this fishing story : Two anglers skewered by a blue marlin off coast of Durban j.mp/1jA468i
1	have funnnnn see u tomorrow night !
1	ps LOVEDDD the haircut && i believe i was standing next to your little bro .
0	by the way that's one language I'm fluent in ;) #sarcasm
1	i'm watching the Radio : Active Wembly dvd ..! " McFly-a-zord .. oh dear .. " i lovee that partt . and what's Armaghedon about ..?
0	Woke up from a dream and remembered ...
1	iv'e just sent you some Virtual Hugs ... ENJOY
0	Wait has a new snap story ? Wow what a surprise #not
1	testing my aunt new htc touch
0	Shout out to #mtp for including Will . I . Am on the panel . His contributions regarding social media were invaluable . #sarcasm
0	hummm i am in the mood for a Fat Tire brew , just realized we're all out
0	I just love how sensitive our smoke alarms are and having to jump out of the shower to turn the alarm off because it was a hot shower #not
0	THANKS FOR THE INVITE #sarcasm
1	Amazing lead camp at staff this year . Really looking forward spending time with these folks .
1	And they look damn hot
0	Haha my parents are so closed-minded . It's just sooooo funny . #not
0	RT : Why do some of my messages TAKE FOREVER TO SEND . I LOVE LIVING IN THE ESTATES WHERE THERE'S NO SIGNAL #sarcasm #somuchsarcasm
0	Going on 3 hours at the DMV ... I am so happy right now ! #sarcasm
1	Passed !
0	American office is holding us back from a mad night out in walsham .. Wooo ! #sarcasm #walsham #kack #Americanoffice #awesome
1	It's coming ! It's coming ! The storm's coming !!!! ( Stupidly excited )
0	a damn leeadership conference , I wanna go home
0	I just love when infection comes out of my piercing .. #not
1	no sir ! But I'll take a cup
1	WOW just spent a whole lot of money on tickets !!! Can't wait to get back to Germany this summer ! <3<3<3
1	at pride parade all day with Bina , Kristi , Heather , and C . - June 6
0	Man Pay It Forward is sad
1	Im just getting a cleaning . No stroke face for me !
1	How cool is that ! Bet the kids can't wait !! 40 foot Banana split at church today-the kids are already buzzed .
0	I think I'm going to take a month or two vacation ! \n #not \n #gladihavechoicestho
1	hey man , i see you got that infamous demo . would you mind lending me the code ? it looks so awesome
1	- i introduce you my sister " douja "
0	forgot to feed the animals . I forgot to even give them water . they will hate meeeeeee
1	Crawling into my comfy bed . Time to just lay here and let sleep hit me . The cell is on though . G-Nite . ))
0	i've only driven around manhattan once and honestly , this city needs help with its road signs . hope you get it back soon !
1	she still got it going on !
1	still making icons
0	Been talking to friends about travelling and taking me back to my days of wanting to live in NYC and travel the world
0	I love it when teachers don't reply to emails during finals . #sarcasm
1	Early morning with grumpy pants
0	Call me You disappeared .
1	my goal then is to one day meet someone who purchased from one of those emails and got ripped off
1	New shop photos look fab ! To do : Crop , edit , light , write , write , write , upload , POST ! Don't you just love when you finally get there ?
1	HAHA . did you know about this game ?!
1	Kidding #Not too young to hustle #Hustle #Hustle to be able to tell a story#
1	i didn't get what i want . ahaha . btw , nice username . ang cute .
0	Neti pot following directions = massive sinus pain , congestion yesterday , drainage/bronchial cough today .
0	I love it when I don't know where the story is going . #not #bored
1	Dang ... I need a teleporter LOL Happy Sunday
1	watching it also ... didn't notice that but I'll look
0	quotestags_app #sarcasm #wisdom #funnyquotes #lol #life #quote #quotestags instagram.com/p/noyLfXmlWK/
1	Just got onto the train in Leeds . FREE web I get to twitter all the way to London with a querty keyboard rather than phone keypad .
0	I got my first phone a week before year 7 . I still have it three years later . It's quite literally a brick . No Internet either
1	We did it easy this time around , qualified with two games to spare , and only needing a point from the game overnight
0	ready to start 3 weeks of prac in a kindergarten classroom tomorrow #not
1	“Classic ' - a #book which people praise and don't read . ” ― Mark Twain #quote #irony
0	No , it's the actual tape inside .
1	new thread . i love new threads .
1	is sitting in a quiet house , forgot what it was like to eat a yogurt and not have to share it Heading to mom and dads house today ...
1	On our way to watch UP ! After a long time I'm going out with Perica again !!!
1	Watching Hannah Monatana " Jake ... Another Little Piece of My Heart " So far , so great ! ;)
0	Heard my black neighbor last night saying " its fine i have to move . my new neighbors are way better and don't smoke pot . " #irony
1	That's why I only buy NEXT currently , it has good content and the price is great
1	oh God i can't wait!!!!i'm going out 4 a drink now/lemonade hehehehe hope u enjoy ur day
1	... me a pin for my bag & a silicone bracelet to wear .
1	hi I'm ok still not feeling great
0	RT : by the way that's one language I'm fluent in ;) #sarcasm
0	i wanna see david archuleta !
0	Pet peeve : junk email . Isn't there a " do not email " list or something -not that the do not call list stops solicitors from ringing me up
1	Yo go girl ! Youre gonna kill it !
0	#irony #westpoint #rookie #nocourage #cowardice #CharlieMale #CNN #CBS #AP #reuters #MSNBC #ABC #huffpost #npr #PBS
0	I just love being sick when we have all this beautiful weather !... #not
1	Just got Lines Vines and Trying Times !!!!!! FUCK YEAH !!!!
1	ure song are all amazing ! i love them all speacially keep it real and much better i'm from chile hope see u soon here
0	I'm crossing my fingers and hoping that this copy of Sims 2 works ... last copy totally bit it hard .
1	Could someone tell me about tweet deck ? Is it true you put your status in and it goes automatically to fb and my space ?
0	It's 9 pictures of her in various states of undress . Not about kittens then
0	While she's gone I'll try to find someone arguing for more violence against women . #Not
1	Got my jimjams on . Comfy as heck .
1	yes , that's exactly what i'm doing good morning , Marija !
0	oh no ! I hate that ... stupid flats Good luck this weekend Herm !
0	is outa the bath and all ready for bed with his pj bottoms on !! i just need someone to snuggle up with now
0	Bet Pacer's wishes they would've kept Danny Granger ! #smartmoveGM #NOT
1	haha . thanks i was touched
0	flanked by Chaudhry biradran from PML-Q lambasts PML-N's " family based " politics . #Irony
0	Just cut my finger in a tin can lid . #irony insert #colourfullanguage
0	HOW am I upposed to get over this #NOT najajkaknsjsjsj
0	Thanks for making our family pay $20 extra to make sure we can sit together , ! #sarcasm #alsoanger #drainingourbankaccount
0	Little bit of sun and the whole world gets naked #not #for #everyone
1	Are you getting married , is it your anniversary ? What's with all the happy marriage quotes ? Marriage is so over rated .
0	Lol good luck with that . ( Giggles ) What a moron . #Irony #KeepRockin
1	just bought a shitload of italo records
0	Failed batsman bechna hai ? Ya bowler ? Jo bhi bechna ho #irony
0	Bad day at work was a perfect ending to a bad day . #Not #WasAGoodDayTillLater
0	Boyfriend if the year award goes to me #sarcasm
1	bored home . then study udy udyy !
1	havent got it yet , you should come i have to go get it drawn up and book an appointment on wednesday , but yeah , you should
0	Some people need to grow up don't they ? #act #your #age #not #your #shoe #size
1	How are you ?? (= I can't wait to hear it
1	Are we planning to celebrate today Alex ?
1	Hehe my russell
0	It's so much fun being a grown up #Sarcasm
1	Am I against a fixed fight where a dude stabs a bull to death for no reason ? Yeah , pretty much .
0	I'm having a sudden urge to read Jane Eyre , but don't have time
0	itha a7d yabi na9ee7a yro7 7g Maryam she gives the best advice #not #jkjk #howisshemybestfriendlol
1	- - You commented on this channel 8 months ago
1	I can't sleep and i have an exam in less than 7 hours
1	Went to Seaside today ... it's crazy that there are so many people there on a cloudy day .
0	Found scratched into a table . #Classy #sarcasm What do you think the odds are they're still together ? … instagram.com/p/noR_UPPhhW/
0	Good game Johnson . What a Super Sub Moses was !! #sarcasm
1	love the plenty money remix
1	in order to dance the Bamba , a little humor is needed . //
1	heading home in the acadia w phil ans jenn good times
1	My BB has just fallen for the 4th time ! Fortunately it's still OK ..
1	Got the invite there . I still like FaceBook more for some reason .
1	yay for me then Melbourne would be a nice holiday spot for a hard working/hard studying gal ;)
1	yes wifi has been lovely , thanks to all the generous neighbors with unprotected access
0	I currently feel like the biggest disappointment of the century . #greatfeeling #not
0	I love when u use my whole first name Megan #not its pooch
1	Joined you on facebook !
1	Ahhhhh sooo cute
1	i like the hope stands alone one . like the thing will be HSA . it's kinda catchyy .
1	VBS = Vacation Bible School ! Lord cease the rain , so the kids can play outside ! oh , and so my hair doesn't get ruined ! :| lol
1	!
1	thanx yeah I can't even swim lol this is strictly 4 the fun
1	AHHH starbucks is closed when did they decide to close before 10pm ??! and i'm still mad tired ahghghhg . gristedes ? ahhah lol
0	omfg Mel ... I miss your smart ass . #sarcasm #butidomissya
1	Hello Angie !! Keep on , keepin on girl !! Enjoy life , it's awesome
1	LMAO Zip it Mik !! :-P Aren't I always behaved ?? " See my halo . Halo . Haloooooo ooo oo ooooo " O
0	Man I just love being stranded in a parking lot in a million degrees weather and my car just decides to die on me .... Good times\n #NOT
1	lol lol yesss yesss ( munga voice )
0	When u allow people to control u and/or ur emotions , u then become a puppet & they will pull ur strings whenever they like ..... #not #here
1	By god bob dylan is awesome
0	I love how this resident at my work , described her kids coming to visit her for mothers day as a pit stop
1	just finished marissa's hair and makeup for prom . she looks so pretty !!
1	Yep , that's very true .
0	is really bored
1	I'll twitpic the napkin & plate situation later , it's awesome and took me ages
0	awww that's so sad
1	is now online . hi plurkers .
1	Why must i have retreat this week ill miss her even if it is for a couple of days . and of course ill miss
0	being bored
1	someone dreamt of me havin her baby
1	Here's hoping Perry makes a run for the WH . #tcot
0	' Bombshell ' evidence emerges that #Qatar used bribes to win their 2022 World Cup bid ? Wow , didn't see that one coming ... #not #fifa
1	OMG !!! i'm currently downloading SIMS 3 ON MY IPOD TOUCH !!!!! OMG OMG !!! !!!! <3333 !!!!
1	Working on the Dayspring Church website
0	I may develop a fear of flying after today Prayers to all the people suffering through the AF tragedy .
1	Good luck with the flat hunting and the review ! Hope both have positive outcomes
0	Boy ! Twitter really not like'in me right now .
1	I'm absolutely interested ! I'll shoot you my info in a DM , or of course feel free to share it in a reply and I'll retweet .
0	SourceForge.net is offline ...
1	Max , I am human and there for you ! And I don't want to sell anything , except for my working abilities ! Feeling better , BTW ?
1	Smells good ! Like a barbecue party
1	thanks !
1	Vacations are comming =D hold on one more week and then im free to party with my friends
1	yeah ! lol ... how's zoe-boey now ? send her my love pls ? and timmy tam tam too !
1	I love magic holiday !!!!
1	Tim is actually starring in the new Red Robin series next week
1	T Tools of the Road Warrior Pretty Cool - Please Retweet
1	Hanging out by my pool all day , catching some sun ( Hopefully not burning ) & swimming
0	Mosquito bites on my feet ! So itchy !!
1	This wedding is bound to be beautiful !
1	Have a pleasant evening , and Rebecca too Catch you tomorrow .
1	Here is my latest visual offering via Flickr
0	awww man .. dat suckss ..
1	lmao , I had to take care of a lil something * clears throat * lol . U miss me ?
0	I like being able to follow folks ! I don't like having ANOTHER username and password to remember .
1	Good one
0	damn , I'm gonna have to start going to bed earlier soon
0	Epic bad dream . officially freaked out to get my wisdom teeth out on the 8th .
1	had to drop off these girls last night before going out to not get Adrian in trouble with the wife lol
1	i agree with spongebob is better
0	Maybe I should take pics with my titties falling out . Then Maybe people will like me for who I am . #not #thatscute
0	, awwhh thanks for the text i got no credit ! so i came back ! Night baby . & yeah i got so stoned today i monged out for ages
1	in h-town w/ Scikotics , BACA , and Dylan !
1	I have done jack shit today
0	It's June and I've done nothing with my life . It's pathetic . Come on , skinny love , just last the year .
0	wanna eat fish n co ! ehehe . omg marcia , dont u realize that youve eaten a loooooot of food
0	I just blew another speaker
0	my sister is the biggest snitch I've ever met #youre #not #my #mother
1	the concert was really good ! im having so much
1	He's so not impressed isnt he
0	im sure you survived . lol obviously , cause u just tweeted . but anyway . yes YEW CAN DEW IT ALL NIGHT LONG
0	BIGGGGG S/O to for not texting back today #truebestfriend #not
1	: Aww . Well I know I'll end up marrying you , so we don't even need backups !!
1	Good night Thank you .... Van Morrison ? Someone Like You ?
1	glad we got to see you , too ! We have GOT to hang asap !!
1	looks like so much funnn i am going to do this right now
0	It really impresses me how hard you try to be different #not
1	Hit the ball good today
0	The Clippers being worth as much as the Dallas Cowboys makes total sense to me #NOT
1	JoBro's new album is so , so beautiful I really mean it . I'm so emotional after listening to it .
0	Comparing our lives with that of others , measuring success .. Being truly and wholly one's own self is such a task ! #irony of #humannature
0	- wow i can see why u love it here ! i wanna go
0	also it's not letting me on at all fml i needed to go to bed anyway , ILUSM .
1	... I'd rather watch Dexter's Labratory
1	its time for Intern J
1	Jorge Luis Borges is one of the many genius that we have here in Latin America
1	i am DUN .... done ...... seriously cant even explain !!!! tomorrow get 2 see my bestie tho and hopefully shes stayin 4 awhile = TROUBLE !!!!!!
0	Welcome home a Vietnam Vet just walk on up put out your hand to shake , say Welcome Home They never got that #honorvets
0	Sooo sunny ! Typical that the weather gets nice just as my holidays finish
0	waiting for a special phone call
1	Leni , that's the Chihuahua says " Thank you very much , WUFF "
0	Cool now got a ticket on my way to Houston . This night just keeps getting better #not
0	It's totally worth it to have the #WWENetwork for this exclusive match ! #ExtremeRules #Sarcasm
0	What if the girls saying follow the mc insta end up on their ? #irony
1	morning sowing more seeds today and finishing off my trailer/willow soaker . Talked to LOTS of interesting people yesterday . Will blog it !
1	is my long lost twin , seperated at birth ! i'm glad i found you , LOVE YOU MARCUS !
0	If tonight doesn't happen I'm gonna be really happy . #sarcasm
1	Aahhhh success
1	What do you plan to use to make the scent ? That would be awesome I would totally buy it
1	Seeing Rapunzel's results made my jaw dropped . Lol . #slap myself . #not a dream
1	I should of mentioned if you want someone to proof read it for you I'd be happy to , or recommend others who would .
0	Wow guys I can't hangout w/ all of you at once #not #
0	Its just frustrating . Some are really appreciative for the smallest thing you do . I should learn the art of low expectation .
0	hey hey !! trying to recuperate but it's hard to do when u invigilate ALL day long Too much * sigh * Hav fun guys !
1	Hello world ! Katja izdzina L ? ciju no gultas . Have a nice day
1	good lad ! Im not even whinging , you literally play on it from the minute you get in until you go to bed ! Xxxx
0	if I want a shower , the water will be FROZEN .
1	tomorrow night would definitely work
0	now just to get wraith loaded don't think I will be playing again tonight 3 days in a row now
0	I have done like nooooo revision today
1	work ! Like usual . It's my normal weekend activities . I'm not into going out .
0	I told myself I wouldn't go bananas if I went shopping .... where do I go wrong each time ??!?
1	You can watch streaming here : if you're interested . AZZURRI FTW !
0	last day of freedom before school and work start back up
0	Thank you American Airlines for breaking my carry on in valet , that makes everything SO much easier for this trip ! #sarcasm
1	karting in the rain will definitely result in some epic carnage
1	You are all the best ! Thanks
0	I don't know how ima work out tomorrow wit my body dis sore ugh
0	I have seen the sunrise more often in the last month than I have in my life #fact #insomnia #loveit #not
0	find itttt lovely ! thank u xx
1	curtains ! haha , random
1	A little afternoon delight with Mr. Darling #wine #napa #irony instagram.com/p/omJO5SBYI0/
1	the real one is better I like peacefull people :-D
1	Morning everyone . Going to start filmmimg two other unboxing vids and hopfully will be up today
1	Just finished another assignment . I have 23 hours and 40 minutes to write 3000 words . Should be fine
0	I wanted to use this opportunity to finally use my new luggage set ... but uh , I'm only going to be gone for a night .
0	Listening to #Thursday by on a Saturday . #Irony #Trilogy #OVOXO
0	oh fml I just yackkked . I don't feel good . that's what I get for drinking from 7ish pm-3ish am
0	RT : Thanks for you blowing up of my comments . Totally appreciated #sarcasm #myphoneisnowfreezing
0	: Head hurts so bad and i gots a fever ... hurts to even lay down and sleep some one call for help
0	There is a campaign at Duke University to stop the use of phrases like " man up . " Higher education continues their war on men . #sarcasm
0	Thanks for not laughing at my driving boy . #not
0	Last day at my beach house
0	My mom couldn't even bring me home home a slice from NYC . #thanks #not
0	burnt potatoes i am stupid
0	Having bad cramps Anyway , had lots of fun today with CA , LA & KT !
1	Good too thanks So , you had a nice evening with your father ? that's cool Thanks for the link BTW !!
0	Waaa I wanna play some bloody violent vidoe game but everybody is asleep . It'll wake them all up
1	no worries . we're waiting
1	FLARE MAGAZINE - July Issue ! Hitting stands this Mon June 8th > I'm in it ! Yaaaaaa ! Pick up your copy !!
1	Bring on the bank hol weekend
1	Weird . Like picking up the phone to call someone as they're calling you . Sorry if the beeps hurt your ears
1	yay . i found the super mega cutie from icarly's iDate a bad boy .. and from Hannahmontana on the new jake ryan episode . Drew Roy .
1	Exedrin is my friend
0	Gotta love when a ex starts following you on twitter ... #not
0	Good on you for keeping it up . I haven't been for a week as I've been too busy filling out job application forms
1	I got you today
0	Talking With My girlfriend but have to go to bed wish i could go to bed just a little bit later than usual tonight !
0	And the moon is out and the stars are bright and whatever comes gonna be alright cause tonight you will be mine up on cloud number nine #not ?
1	But on the bright side ... no school
0	wants breakfast with KETOPRAK ..
0	My job blows & I'm sleepy . I really don't want to be here .
1	New Devin Townsend Project -album " Ki " is damn good shit . SO , different than him SYL-stuff
0	the people that give out about Indirects usually are the people that always indirect #irony
1	Finally eating at Friendly's!! Yum
1	I hear it was a gr8t first day in the new office and Showroom . New Staff started today too ... I played hookie ,
1	thanks
0	I'm so tired
1	sound like a pile of fun !
1	I love payday Fridays and weekends in the city with my ladies . Webster Hall here we come !
0	Numb fingertips on my left hand mean only one thing . I'm still rubbish at the guitar . #Hendrix #Not
0	Bought some beer . We're going to play BeerioKart tonight . I cried guys . I don't want him to leave , and neither does he .
1	you can make them yourself . just find the shoe box for your basketball sneaks . it should taste exactly the same
0	NO , I'M VERY SAD SHE DIDN'T ACCEPT ME AND I AM GOING TO CRY
1	haha true shit !! Feb 17th , LG chargers pleaseeeeeeeee thanks
0	If the storm causes the power to go out and I miss Pretty Little Liars , I'll die . Literally . #PLLDay
1	Officially giving all my luck to you for tomorrow ... be sure to give it back
1	added and done
1	but they are way better frozen .
0	Parents should accept sexing as new courtship ? If an academic said it , it MUST be true !!! #sarcasm #sex #sexting thetimes.co.uk/tto/technology…
1	I think there's an app for that .
1	You have to take some stuff with a pinch of salt though !
1	lost my job and started my own web biz for $10 , I'll show you how :
0	talent show tomorrow ... dont wanna do it
1	still ? You should really rest ! As in bed ( not the bar ) rest for a few days !
1	lol me either except I gave to . To be able to get in the bus to go to eliches !! Whoo !!!
1	I'm trying to figure out what my position is
1	myspace.com/152736470
0	Greening the embassies was more important #sarcasm
1	Off to easter school for two hours . Double music , yay ! Xx
0	Added " grabit " drill bits to my tools , but it appears this Park allen tool head is too hard for the grabit to drill into
0	Going to go in a freezing cold shower and hopefully it should wake me up #not #hatethecold
0	Reeeeeeeally sick of school and homework an tuition . Someone come rescue me on a horse
1	My firefox is being really stupid . Stuck with Safari ! The Hills again
1	haircut as short as possible , even change color , new me
1	so gummy bears and Hulu it is !
0	Soo much variety going through to the finals on bgt #not Same every year #boringvoters Lets put singers are dancers through #original
0	Was actin ' a fool last night , annnnnnnnd busted my head open on my tile floor think i have a concussion
1	i hope its swine flu ha ha ha ha lol u know i am kiddin ryte lmao
0	Loving the burning sensation from the Hot Cheetos . #sarcasm #sorry #notsorry
0	don't understand why we look literally the same on boths sides of the face yet favor one side over the other as a ' good side ' lolz
0	Haha u r 1 Awesum chick ! I love reading the stuff u write so real and truthful ! Ya make us feel like ur a friend
0	Well thats because nothing happened of course ! #sarcasm
0	There nothing better than getting kicked while your down . #sarcasm #thinkhappythoughts
0	Ha , speak of the devil ( so to speak ) , just been going back over them to compare their content with my transcription .
0	me neither twas #sarcasm
1	Thanks . I knew someone would know .
1	: .... this has to be the proverbial cake topper #salivating my� � � �
0	but gob DAMMIT , what i wouldn't give to cuddle right now
1	yeah . No vomiting tonight , bit sniffly but ok . bens trying to get him to sleep right now .
0	The seperation from my bberry begins 2moro morning ... sadly I take it everywhere , even 2 the bathroom smh but 2moro it stops
0	Shout out to for following me on twitter !!!! #NOT
1	Just got off work now at the parents house for a little then its time to see my hunnieeeee !!
0	tell jenny I said wutitdew.gov
1	- Hey there No , i'm not sleep , we worked really hard today and she was rewarded with dinner + ice cream ..
0	Just when I thought my life couldn't get more stressful ... I'm angry and scared and disappointed all at the same time
1	is it actually swine flu ? i just need lots of warning to get some stuff in order if it is ... x
0	aww you alright sweetie ?
0	Ok , Im a GOOD sport !! Fair is fair ! The Magic played very well indeed , congrats D Howard ... Very nice ... Next time Cavs !
0	Wait ... The fans are leaving early ? I thought they had the best fans ? #sarcasm
0	achy , hot , sore .... I want my mummy and some warm soup
1	LMFAOOOO ahhh shit ! it's that bad !? There's more fishys in the sea
0	Proud to be an Aussie #sarcasm #refugees thevine.com.au/life/news/10-t…
1	Thanks for the Follow Friday !
0	Almost finished ! With the draft that this . Then clean up starts
0	on a somewhat lucky ( for me ) note . I work about 5 blocks from the 905 location , and didn't know it . Still sad .
0	I can't wait for the sun to come out so it can be 700% humidity #not
1	bout to go to bed after a splendid night with Bri
0	Yeaahh .. she missed alot of people !!! #karma #true #sarcasm instagram.com/p/npPkshFJfY/
0	- where did Andrea go ? We miss her .
0	Newspaper having extra page for celebrating World Environment Day .
0	if wishes were currency notes , i would
0	First day for me was not that nice . Ugh , I don't even wanna talk about it .
0	Getting ready for work . Living in L & W hell . Pastor Steve leaving
0	Those look good , although what's up with a Seafood chef knowing about chicken enchiladas ? #irony or a #confused chef ?
1	Ya totally agree on that one ! I would surely DIE if it rained now ! btw , Saw your HEAT spread - very pretty !!
1	<- is it your personal myspace , right ? I sent some messages to this address sometimes . So check it , Plz !
0	Just got back from hospital . Eating something then bed . Unfortunately , things don't look good .
0	Am up way too early . This is really not fair .
0	Need to find crap to do for the summer #I #will #not #be #bored
1	has lots of pics to upload from Simei Eastpoint mall through Facebook ! Stay tuned people !
0	That's right . Shoot .
1	home bound for mothers day
1	lol u ain't that hot lol
0	Thanks for the enlightening report on America's human rights violations , North Korea . Your concern for humanity is touching . #sarcasm
0	Its awesome going the entire day without eating something and finally eating at 9 pm . #NOT
1	going fishing with her mom and brother . Well actually borther is fishing mom and I are reading
1	Reading comics on GoComics .. Leaving Kicevo for about an hour
0	ordering alcoholic drinks from an anonymous company with no label ? What could possibly go wrong ? #totallysafe #not
0	I'm watching ' The Crusaders ' as I write #irony #thefuture
1	is going to sleep nighty night everybody .. I had a fab Saturday night ..
0	Back at my favourite place .. The dentist ! #sarcasm
0	i think im getting sick again gahh
0	Yay for work all by myself til 9 .. Gonna be a party #not
0	uploading pictures at 5 AM is a VERY bad idea ... you accidentally delete 167 of the greatest pics
1	Still n o-o ne in reception . Ach well more internet time
0	WTF where are you you are not on IRC any moar
1	nope , I try to take public transportation whenever possible , trying to to my part to save the planet
1	off to workk > text mee
1	At the park w/the chiquitas .... trying 2 give loop some quality " game time " !
1	we'd love to have you dude . come by any time
0	Love it when my face randomly breaks out before big events #not
0	I love waiting around to see if I'm going to hear back from people . #Not #DoYourJob
0	lol sadly i dont think theres a exam in that closest i can get for you is ... history , cold war , ww1 and ww2 :p
0	missing my ladies from HamburgCity and VillageSalzgitter
1	Just gave Rowen a nice summer haircut ! Now we're playing vacuum Rowen's toes . It's a fun game !
0	I have a really weird headache ! It's not regular
1	ok thank u , think i found a number online but no answer , might head down & check it out , enjoy Wex
1	STILL packing , but almost done ! Will be the kids first real trip and first plane ride . SO exciting ! Will be offline for a week-enjoy it !
0	Ya no foul on that last play #Sarcasm
1	Lady Gaga is the bomb diggity !!! Loved her since day uno .
1	u will have to pay royalty
1	Lol nah I didnt take it that way at all Ur good It's like sum1 tellin U ur pretty , it's just a compliment
1	still cant believe the bratty girl got thru to the final ! and tbh think Susan Boyle is overrated .... ohhh controversial
1	I hope it works ! I got this username , JUST to be safe .
1	, - 101 Blogging Headlines , some great ones there #linkbait
1	Yay ! For Chelsea winning yesterday .
1	Watching Kobe Doin ' Work inside my bed
1	oh ... erm ... yea
1	good to know ... * I think * Hubby and I have a rule for me that eatin ' ain't cheatin '
0	#Maythe4th \nI have the high ground\nYou underestimate my power\nDon't try it\n #literarygenius #sarcasm #stillinlove #StarWarsDay #StarWars
1	who's wedding ???
0	Have to run back and forth between places before work today . Wouldn't need to do that if only I could apparate .
1	im going to start callinb you SunFlower
0	Wasn't on yesterday it was so hot yesterday #Florida #this #weather #is #not #cool !!!! \n #TOO #HOT !!!!!!!!
0	Appeared together in our news stream can you say #irony #Coincidence #timingiseverything pic.twitter.com/Ttfz8lExXS
1	- would someone please help , with the TV ... the race is about to start ..
1	I am glad I could be of service with the massage please paypal my 250
1	Thank you for the FF !
0	My #quoteoftheday #sarcasm ; like drawing breath , it's essential ! pic.twitter.com/7M7WWYImuk
0	I am just a mortal
0	Is cold and shivering ... is getting sick and i still have to clean and move my stuff ... and my dad is coming tomorrow !!
0	as they're fighting , Roar came in the radio #irony #lmao
1	hehe , the moon is looking rather lovely . hello lady
1	Morning ! Make a cuppa !... although thats my solution to everything
0	Monday mornings are the best lol #Sarcasm #OrNah #WorkFlow instagram.com/p/nn3ZdbLktR/
1	kwl ... nm this msn nd homework ... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday xx happy mayday btw xx
1	Awh , that is so sweet of you to do
0	my phone is seriously dumbb . it wont turn on
1	Luck favours the prepared mind - i am beginning to believe that now ! Life is taking a turn for the better
0	RT : Thx #lesliejones you confused a nation of ppl who got an OK from a black woman on making slave/forced mating jokes . #sarca …
0	Going to bed early ... Got a lot on my mind and not trying to be up in my feelings this weekend . #bed #early #sleepy #feelings #not
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0	I love being by myself every weekend it's the best thing in the world ! #sarcastictweet
0	RT : #Not one more - our country does not need one more senseless mass shooting ! Gun control , background checks , mental healt…
1	Just finished bible study about an hour ago thank you God for a successful bible study ! we live for you and only for you Lord !!
0	have u seen the guy in the striped pyjamas ?.. it made me cry
1	haha made my dad follow emma hahaha . In such a strange mood , im going to spread my happiness with other people ;)
0	I wished I was in Brooklyn
0	trying to open my account on my sprint cell phone wont let me
1	You're funny , silly goose . Happy #fuckyoumonday .
1	lmfao , same thang happened 2W0 (* follow him ] buhh do yu kno y .?
0	it's saying that it is the wrong link-it cannot find the address .
0	Wow you look so cool in your beat up GMC Sierra . #Not #Tool
1	Yeah , but mostly summer . I know what's going on during the year .
0	No worries guys ... it's only 2am , your loud obnoxious " music " isn't bothering anyone ! \n #sarcasm \n #sleepy
1	Thank You Been busy etc & not done mine yet . #followfriday
0	Gotta love when people post about getting on the Dean's List ! #not #getoveryourself
1	I feel funny ... is this gonna last forever
0	" You're not an adult or have kids or a job or pay bills so you have no reason to be stressed out . " Wow great job making me feel better . #NOT
0	Wish I was there
0	I feel so much more comfortable knowing garland police are watching over me on this fine night #not
0	I don't know , I've tweeted about it like six times sooooooo #sarcasm
1	Yes you are then . The Americans are 8/9 hours behind , you're 1 hour ahead , its confusing
0	Niggas b lyk " we too young to be having a baby " ... bi b lyk " but you're man enough to get me pregnant ... #Irony
0	Mint , orange & ginger and a whole lot of other detoxifying nutrients . Went down a treat #not lol
1	just voted for Frankie
0	its 2 am on a Friday and not one booty call ? Definitely have to step up my game ! lol #wtf #nolove #kidding #or #not
1	RT : quite amusing . Connecting from the Silverlink , wouldn't mind just being 1 to 2 minutes late ! #irony #d …
1	: Thank you But I still do not understand everything . I'm gonna correct it !
1	oceanup.com
1	I'm going to give that a try - Thank you
0	Ich wohne in NY . I live in NewYork :) I have a lot money #moneyboy I translatete in german . #not #spass #nichlustug
0	Big shout out to the guys who think they're different than all the other guys . #butimdifferent #NOT
0	Glad I'm spending the beginning of June with you #not #ImLeavingYouForHaley
0	she takes responsibility in her book . #not a fan
0	is bittersweet about the upcoming week ...
0	My favorite part of this topless photo in NYC is the red sign hanging behind her #irony pic.twitter.com/5z07lz6Mhw
0	I really thought that you'd win . . Never mind , I'll always support you as an avid tennis fangirl !!
0	i was workin
0	Other people being upset : going out and getting shit faced\nMe being upset : cookie dough , and Grey's #ihavealife #lmao #not
0	lol , I'm a 5 and you're a 10 ... Confidence boost #not
1	thanks for the tip
1	Almost all set for the weekend ! Road Trip I get to see my nephew who turns One today . Got presents , card , now need wrapping ... hmmm ideas ?
0	Love coming home from a shitty day to an empty house #not #whereiseveryone
0	Imagine thinking of Fabregas ending up at the Bridge this summer as a real possibility . #NOT
1	- Love that art work .
0	Rescued a baby jack rabbit , nursed it back to health , now taking it to a conservation site I'm gonna miss you Shakespeare
0	Obama did not know what was going on at the VA , like he did not know what was going on with targeting Conservatives . #sarcasm
1	Black Books bonanza planned for this evening
1	says it's my final decision .. i go for it .
1	for April . year to date it is still a deficit . a balanced budget is still a phil dream
0	my tv is pants and can't watch Late Night or The Tonight show
0	I hate this time of the month ! I'm so uncomfortable uncomfortable .
1	Hitting the hay early . Tomorrow will be pure amazingness
0	My boyfriend thinks he's a crip ... His parents got him a red car . #irony
0	what does mcm even mean . because I don't have one of those . #sarcasm
0	What am I doing ? Well , it's not Patrick Stump bahahaha , best line I ever made up
0	Sat 4 over 2 hrs past my appointment time b4 getting seen but a good start made , outline work the mo , at least another 3 visits
0	Stuff with J better , now time to do something about my attendance
1	1,500 followers ? Congratulations . How the heck are you getting so many followers ? Are you giving cash away ?
1	hello sis , glad to see you here love you
1	Ahahahaha , been offline awhile and see that Tim " the Chubby-iac " Sylvia got KTFO'd by Ray Mercer ! Way to go , Ray !! Can't stand that dude .
0	pillow's aren't the same
1	Isn't it great ?!
1	sounds like a movie !
1	seeing people go back and forth . pretty women on buses make my morning more pleasant .
0	im sick my throat is killing me !
0	I really miss the Girlmore Girls ! I had a dream they were coming back .
1	loving the idea about having our own colony captain poynter . you find the island , i will provide the transport
1	Very brave !
0	Oh do I love seeing your name on my time line ... #NOT
0	is feeling very very rough this morning and has decided i can not be left alone when drunk as i do extremely stupid things
0	“ : S/O to for coming to XC practice today .... #not ” you didn't come yesterday so I don't wanna hear it
0	Great to see people in pubs still fight each other over stupid shit . #Not
0	ahahay td nya aku jga mau HI , tp ga boleh uhuhu jam 2 coba . so long and i have to face the solat jenazah thing first . gaaah
0	Khamenei's words are making me sad . Denial . Innocence . Blame . I feel so bad , rn , for those who were looking for change . #iranelection
1	Not at all . I'm eating now A couple of days last week , I ate at 3 - which was late , but I was really hungry
0	hmm hast ja recht
0	Saw a spider on my coffee table , ran to grab a paper towel , came back & lost the damn thing . Spider loose in my living room !
0	What a great to do study and finish my paper #Sarcasm
0	Thank you psychic network #sarcasm
0	Tweetdeck on iPhone is great but the colors make it hard to use outdoors No way to change the colors ? Black background - FAIL
1	Hey Keith Urban comes from Caboolture ( y ) I live near there . Tell him to come home
1	me either , cooking to me is takeout , or the microwave !
1	Getting ready for another Monday Only 13 Monday's left till school/band starts up again
1	yes , but I drew a blank .
1	ne sono certo ... " Begin each day as if it were on purpose "
1	Real LIFE salutes Ashton Kutcher and CNN for donating 10,000 mosquito nets each to prevent malaria in Africa !
0	I love when people just walk in and make themselves at home . #not
0	I'm mad I can't get none tho
1	It is now 4 hours past my bedtime . I love getting lost in crochet , even if I did mess up and have to take it halfway apart to fix it .
1	You can ride to the top but you can't ride on my cock yeahhhh
1	looking forward to friday with and
0	up all night ? 2 more movies ? go back outside ? #Not
1	Who could ever not choose Fuzzball over Drag Me To Hell
0	Hour and a quarter late off this morning and the weather is not exactly inspiring . Let's hope I can actually sleep today
0	so i only get to see you for like 2 hours at most
1	is excited for tomorrow ! Gossip Girl Season 2 finale . ;) I want CHAIR & DARENA back .
1	just took a beautiful walk in a sunflower field . awesome
0	My little baby girl isn't feeling well . Teething and a cold .
1	Of course ! They all flippin love Excel . I have high hopes for Gemini but SSRS still not on par with the " big 3 " ( IMHO ) .
1	SHOUTOUT TO KALEY !
1	Have fun seeing the Hangover ! Probably the funniest movie I've ever seen
1	You will understand the twitter hype this time , for sure
1	" Why watchin me ? tick tockin me , 2pac'n me takin shots at me ! " -verse from the ex boo LoL so glad we left on good terms Ima miss his a$$
0	My head says go to the gym . My heart says food . #not in the mood to work out
0	i'm currently very happy . but everyone else is sad .
0	What a night amazing night the best !! #sarcasm
0	Didnt see that coming .. #Sarcasm
1	its quater to 10 . i am a little tired which is a big shock since i got hardly any sleep last night !! lol
1	my daughter announced this weekend - another grandbaby on the way
1	i got named - and since you recco so few peeps I felt pretty honored ... I gotta talk to you about blowin ' up my ego like that
0	Thank you Microsoft . I appreciate how effective and not spastic Microsoft word is . #sarcasm
0	haha you were the only medium level on there ! sorry
1	Have I said lately how much I ADORE my subbies ? I seriously feel so lucky to have such fabulous people behind me I love you guys !!
1	have a good day miley cyrus
1	i luhhh u
1	cool ! its pretty smart ! wen some one tweets a pic with twitpic it opens in DestryTwitter rather than browser !
0	Maybe if I had some help around here thanks for your great support #not
1	Sigmund Freud ~ Whoever loves becomes humble . Those who love have so to speak pawned a part of their narcissism .
1	ahh ! I love you ! I'm glad your out just chillin/relaxing you deserve it !. Give natty a big hug for me .
0	why is it always so rubbish on a bank holiday when I was younger they always seemed sunny
0	Good morning ! just helping otu to clean the house ...
1	My dream last merged the sound of music with NECC . Won't tell you who played who .... but it was a doozy .
1	Is cracking up at Janice Dickinson on I'm a celebrity get me outta here ! Loving this show so far
0	Outmania has hit san diego , those are some nice stirrups , shoulda gone to the game
1	Whenever I get near an even thousand , I try to find an achievement that puts me exactly there .
1	Thanks Jordan ! Make sure you take good care of your wife today !!
0	I came home thinking that maybe there was something good to eat . Apparently not .
1	tired * yawn * best be off doing work now !!
0	I want brand new tickets . What a bummer .
1	swine flu ... i have a feeling it'll go around then stop like the bird flu ...
1	the fact that you noticed makes me feel a bit special
0	Can't wait to find out how GREAT I did on that chemistry exam #not
0	Guess I'll go to the pool by myself after work today . It's cool , I like totally prefer to swim alone anyways .... #Not
0	RT : " A bit more smarter " Holy shit . #Fail #Irony double comparative = thick as fuck Winston
0	ME too , the cosmosphere job didn't pan out It stinks not having much real life experience , wish som1 would give me a chance
1	eating teeth and lips
1	i just get tabs online and practice that way .
1	Watching JoLee pwn food at Kelly's . Introducing her early .
1	An Air France jet disappeared over the Atlantic last nite ? Wow . Sucky . Yet another reason not to fly
1	he was just browsing near the salad bar whole foods .
1	#Not feeling sleepy ... listening a romantic song luv it ^_^
0	kinda fucked it up with liam and i am devo'ed i wish he would forget about it
0	So excited to get my wisdom teeth out tomorrow !! #not
1	lmfao . shut up ass ... lol .
1	congrats on the nomination !
0	Back to London , back to work and just to cap it all off the beautiful weather has gone , boooooooooo
1	is with his bubiee
0	Look Up : youtu.be/Z7dLU6fk9QY #technology #socialnetworking #socialmedia #society #irony
0	Hahaha a cougar . She probably won't like younger guys until shes 35ish
1	Go book a court and play ! It gets really addictive
1	No . We're technically not producing them . Cafe Press is . But we are donating all proceeds above their cost to charity .
0	Having a really lazy Saturday before the working week begins tomoro
0	I GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS ! ( playing guitar ) , and raw skin on my feet from walking w/o socks The dryer has been very hungry lately .
0	My face is un numb . Now the real pain is here
1	i had to make sure I was looking at the right game summary ...
1	See next event at and updates to my site Hopefully my sunburn will heal by then !
0	Safe to say I am furious and cannot speak to her , looked forward to it so much and missed the KO ! #NotHappy
0	Enjoying sun , air , beer and company at the Schlachte for the last time ... in a while
1	Nevermind , you're not actually having to do that ... lucky you ...
0	cant wait to c mtv movie awardzz n n the hills finally finale epo
1	I'm so proud #fb
0	Wants my website to work glg242.aisites.com
0	Download 09 over . Suffering from post-festival blues
1	G'Morning sweet pea
1	Cookies are lush though
0	So you're in an open relationship now oooooooor ........ #shocked #NOT
0	Also , having writers block with Full Moon lame
0	Where's my sun ??
0	95% of my body is now sunburnt . This is nice . #Not I used so much sunscreen .. this is ridiculous
1	what sort of games did you play ? I need some ideas for my class
0	It's so hot in the office
0	RT : Your constant hatred towards the world is about as dark and mysterious as a petulant toddler who dropped his ice cream .
1	hahhah dont look at me , im no big fan of EA . I say nintendo is everything lol
0	its the day of the IPHONE 3G S - wooohooooo !, i cant wait till i get one - good night y'all ox
1	thanks for the invite to hang today . #not \nJK . But I miss yall . So much . Give my mom a hug for me . see u later this summe
1	might sound odd out of context to the general public , considering it came after the ' I eat cannibals ' video
0	Nothing puts me in sweet mood like job searching . #sarcasm
0	Wow , it's so easy to create an account on your website . Well done guys ! #not
1	The sky is pretty tonight .. <3 it's purple-ish and the clouds look like the top of mountains with snow covering it ...
1	it sure sounds like a hassle
0	awww bby <33 I still love youuu
1	In stitches the guy on the Nolan show telling " away back to Britain " .... #irony
0	well you were with your Dad in a minivan . Sounds pretty scary to me ! #sarcasm
0	I'm feeling crappy . Or is that crampy ? GREEN !
1	Relaxing , listening to Blood Sugar Sex Magik by tha Chili Peppers with a jack nd coke
1	robot chicken is a Seth Green and Breckin Meyer project
1	chillis with the family
0	Wish someone would've told today's mtg organizers that it was National Recess at Work Day .
1	mmmmm crunchy nut
1	I hope they make a Terminator movie
1	Well , i can nap later , the strangers is on !
1	thanks honey ! We feel old w the paramore crowd but we're about to rock it out to no doubt and show the teens how its done .
0	Spending my first night of summer at home doing nothing yay #not
0	wow you're soooo funny #sarcasm it actually hurts a bunch !
0	agggh ! norway just called me !!! i couldn't answer .. what am i going to do about thi boiii ... problem !
0	hahah i am ! haha thatd be funny . ME FREAKING TOO !!! but the floor sold out so im sad
0	ah , yes ... I would've totally guessed that from the one word you half sang ... #not lol
1	Nick Simmons is totaly HOT ! " Angel of Music
0	Such an awesome day ! Gotta get up early to start studying for upcoming finals week ! Ugh !
0	At least I have my BSB with me ... someone owe me a radio broadcasting * dedito *
0	Gotta love getting off work and have sprinklers going off in my car #Not
0	is spewing about being stuck on the coast and missing Saundy and Dr Bob .
1	- Thanks , follow me .
0	/comfort , sorry to hear Shonie
1	well im calling it a night or morning lol have a great rest of the day and good luck on your finals kay ! well talk later !
0	I hate Python 2.5 ' s datetime module
1	Maaaaann everyone follow because she is 104 years old and uses Twitter HER SELF !! I wish to live as long as her
0	fcukin power failure ruined me
0	Oh he's loyal ? Yeah that's why he looks at every girl that walks past . #not
0	I have a girlfriend . I'm taken and so are you . I love you like I love my family but that'd be like being in love with my sister . #NOT
0	“ golf classic , where the future meets the past " ironic how the rangers goalie loves golf and mtl goes golfing this cup #irony
1	have fun ! I've got loads of episodes recorded ... that's what sky plus is for
1	I was like " a strawberry limeade sounds good right now " and literally 2 minutes later my mom comes home with one #boys
0	Everyone has experienced something that has changed them in a way except me . #Irony
1	Up to 150 followers now - woop .
1	.. getting by .. thanks Rox ;-) .. you too Pabs .. thanks always
0	I just don't get it
1	is this a new album ?? about bloody time too !!
1	aww sweet . Hope you both had a lovely time
0	isPlayer Has Died ! Sorry
0	almost for the season ... and then there's the WC , yippee !! #sarcasm
0	When the only texts you get are from your dental office to tell you to make an appointment .. #ForeverAlone #dentists #iFeelTheLove #not
0	i work with marketing & it's surprisingly a lot of work . i get my orders from my dad & mom so they can get kinda overwhelming .
0	YES HELP US UNDERSTAND OH MAJESTIC DWARVEN KING , FOR WE ARE BUT SIMPLE CREATURES #sarcasm
1	Yeahh !! I love you Justin !! I'm going to see u by the net ' cause I'm from Argentina
0	insomnia that has to blow
1	Good morning to everyone from a summery BC Coast ! Hope your day is fantastic
1	Hey Don't forget my shirt . Go to the chat side to see the address . ( andydick live > )
0	Mourinho the mastermind . The greatest tactician . The best manager . #sarcasm #parkthebus
0	Wow fergie replaced ronaldo with Valencia ... #genius #mufc #sarcasm
1	Oh gosh ! Awesome piece of Kris ! WOOT !
0	It's Friday night and I'm reading books for next years English class . Something is wrong with me . #Sympathy #Not #ReadItToMe #Please #Iwill
1	OK , I will get back to you on that
0	Thanks judge we'll all take your advice and stay away from springfest #not
0	I really hope your new found love of being a douche works out for you in life #not
1	lol neverrr i don't have jelly lol Oh you know i do ;) bahaha .
0	He who is without #Sin Cast The First Stone \n #JUDGE #NOT
0	3 weeks of not eating ... But Drs say Liam is fine What am I doing wrong ?
0	I had a horrible dream last night ! I just want to hear thomas ' voice now .
1	just got back from getting my hair done . lovely . makeup then putting on the dress and shoes . im sooo excited !
1	* smirks * I dont have to explain wat i do ... i jus do it ... thats wat makes me great
1	i tweeted for you . thanks for eating at jilbertos with me !
1	busy weekend bt it was worth it U2 in Aug
1	, not yet ! i checked mail today and only had school things . will check tomorrow !
1	Definitely
1	Startin my day
0	(: ? ? ... love is not bad but it's just a little difficult to understand ... live isn't so easy !!! ? ?
1	Bored Bored Bored ... entertain me ? hehe
1	Java has literally dozens of good JSON packages : try Jackson or GSON .
1	thanks ! need coffee now !
0	We hear you're looking for sentiment analysis to detect sarcasm in Tweets . That'll be easy ! #SLA2014 #irony
1	had a GRRRRRRRREAT day shopping ! 4 weeks til I see My * SAILOR !! *
1	At sun plaza with him ..
0	wait , coleman is literally the most annoying person on twitter and he's complaining about girls tweeting about a movie ? #irony
1	you should re-write the rewrite of the history books
0	Spaghetti for dinner , macaroni salad for an appetizer . Also I ate candy all day . #healthyeating #not
0	Lol your some kinda childish ok block me pls #not
1	about to watch he's just not that into you .
1	being misunderstood
0	I think that Shakespeare and Shelly have made me ill
0	Didn't see that coming ... #Sarcasm
0	exam today
1	is gettin ready to go on a concert . with a really good company .. can't wait
1	Next time put & so that it comes as a reply from you personally & not an update on your status
0	ok I'll let her know , but I won't be able to Make it I close that day
1	Picking songs for my aunts wedding hope older people like Will and The People & Soft Toy Emergency
1	* looks up what the heck Pac Sun is * Ahh , got'cha . - Yeah , I always recognize him in commercials and stuff .
1	oh me too
0	i had to go to work .. no dancing there and i just realised i haven't eaten a fruit in ages !
1	- My niece , Jaelah & nephew , Antwan then . . .
0	If I can't have something it makes me want it that much more #irony
0	pssh i have nothing .
1	aww .. thanks bro ! glad I got u active on twitter !
1	i <3 coming to my grandma's house . she cooks me whatever breakfast i want , and lets me lay in her comfy bed i love herrr
1	I gotta admit , I was pretty blown away . You are a very talented man , John . Not that you need the ego boost or anything .
1	Yay ! My dog is actually sleeping with me tonight !
1	- lol pretty long
0	ouch ... really wanted soderling to win that set
1	haha would work well then . Im a nice nut
0	Just saw Rick Carlisle in Apple Store ! Too bad he wasn't celebrating a championship
1	Time to go to bed , Good Night dear friends , or as we say here in Egypt ... Tesba7o 3ala 7`er have a great day/night guys ...
1	i love flowers laundry & sushi ...
1	last nght i had an amazing cnvrsation , been a long time since i had 1 like it , whn mind manner and good feelings come togather
1	so i had a good time here on Twitter , did you ? hehe muahhahah EVILE !
1	Ooooh , that's very pretty Jen ! I'm sure she'll love it !
1	join the tweeting fray ! Hoorah .
0	Man , so glad for the hope & change #sarcasm [ pic ] #tcot #tgdn #PJNET #LNYHBT #ccot #RedNationRising #SGP pic.twitter.com/4gnb9IQPsT
0	jk going to sleep SOMEONE MAKE SURE I WAKE UP AT 9 PLEASEEEEEEEEEE
0	Feeling pretty like shit . Felt this way since last night . Hnnf .
1	Ron Popiel will do that to ya
0	awwwwwwww .... lovely mothers day ... time to pack
0	I'll probably miss dinner .... so pissed .... I'm going to be so hungry 2night
1	i mean maybe
1	Hahaha wow someone did they're research ! Good girl ps i hope we get to do that something so i'm hoping that someone says yes !
1	( Continuation of my last tweet ): and all of my other followers !
1	Glasvegas should cheer me right up .
1	a very warm welcome to twitter from Toni in Germany ...
0	Two years ago , I thought I hated Journalism . Now I'm nearly a teacher's assistant . #irony #memories pic.twitter.com/mtJqt7IyDY
0	Went to my old house yesterday to pick up my son . Its a fucking pigsty . Yet I was the lazy bitch who didn't do anything #YeahRight
1	I want an omlete Sonias a hoeeeeeeeee .
1	getting ready to boldly go where no one has gone before .... or going to see star trek this morning with #startrek
1	- wow .... this is stunning !!!!!!!! i love you demi .... my idol !
0	Oh how I've missed our family get together a #not
0	you're working tonight ??
0	Only three radio stations in ky . Two are preachers and the other is cher .
1	is brushing up #kiteforumno
0	well im hoping to go to Southern Nevada this fall , but yall dont have a basketball team
0	#drobo rocks . But #timemachine doesn't work with #droboshare , only directly attached
0	The people who want us to not lie with ' em , have favorite thing to do all the time .. #isthatweird umm ?? #irony
0	7 more days with NO school thanks for the swine flu ! but I have tons of homework
0	Know what I hate ? Chippin teeth .
0	Thanks babes xx it's not too bad , must be getting sensible in me old age Lol #not
0	getting my car inspection done on my bday , how exciting #not
1	i have country . Im happy
0	naww football players are pure muscle like me #not #iwish
0	#rugby #leinster Rocky's up & left & isn't coming back he's signed a 2yr deal with Brumbees . Ta for a great season .
1	<3 great community #asot400
1	working on project with aline
1	glad you are having a good time
1	( cont'd . ) Anyway it was just this side of heaven . Nice . ... Dave
1	Been alright ! I miss u too !! What u been up to ? You should do the AIDS walk with me .
1	No problem !!
0	Apologies to those who missed the first cut , it really was getting too hard to follow you all .
0	Shout out to all the stores in the country . #Not .
0	I have been wide awake since 3am and I work in an hour and a half , going to be a AWESOME shift ! #not
0	Am i the only one who is not keen on Rossi's helmet for Mugello #not thebest
0	Back to hall of justice : paint in the cold is not bad ... the problem is wash the brushes
1	currently working on Chopper 2 , which is Chopper-like I guess ! - follow
1	Hi Robin , is now at - he's been posting there since having probs with his account .
1	Can't wait to b off wrk . Need to sleep but I really enjoy talking to someone when I am home . Course they'll fall asleep early .
0	Sorry to hear about the sadness today
0	Well , no #tworgy this night . I'm going to shower and take some fun , sexy self-portraits ! Mwah !
0	this is Mo , have fun at the BET awards with my BFF !
1	Is munching on sultana's waiting for my hubby to get home .... staaaaaarving .... well ok ... very , very hungry and wanting to eat tea now
0	Two years that she could have been happy with a new family if they'd just let us have her .
0	the original phone hacker complaining about non information #irony
0	You got drunk on Friday and Saturday , but you're going to church today ? You're such a devoted Christian !
1	Vote in #BSB
1	ame optimized a lot ! no lagg on old computers and it is very fast , yet still low CPU usage Tech-demo :
1	i'm glad we solved literally every problem . good work everyone . world peace
0	Always good bumping in to ur ex in ur work place !! #NOT #awkward
0	Poor Canadians , atleast you still have .............. ? Something to cheer for #NOT #fuckthehabs
0	It's not like I enjoy the sun , I was pleased be stuck inside at work today #sarcasm
0	How cold is it to blame people for their actions and not blame a gun ? How cold is it to want people to have more mental health resources ? #not
1	hey romy What do we have to do for french ? o.O
1	Problem with Target is that you go in for the hairdryer and come out with the hairdryer and $300 of " other " stuff .
1	Hmm ... What's going on here on Twitter ? Am I missing something ?
0	lol . he is yumm r u still up here at SC ?? nd u dont tell anyone
0	This is really what I wanted to come home to , let me tell ya . #sarcasm
0	So much fun in palm springs .. But trying to get over this cold
1	i know what to do
1	i didnt even like left 4 dead and it looks like fun to me
1	hey there ... thanks for following
0	what happened to my updates I don't even know what I said !
0	On sale now ! I find your lack of sarcasm disturbing tee . #shirt #shirts #sarcasm #sarcastic … instagram.com/p/npGKv-EyRk/
0	No more black people at a basketball game ? Did he mean the players too ? #nba #laclippers #mandingobasketball #sarcasm
0	So .. This is mid-terms week !! Sleepless nights of studying #yayme #sarcastictweet #sarcasm
0	nice combover homegirl ! #sarcasm
1	sounds like a plan to mee !
1	Just enjoying a lovely 40% volume beverage
0	That shit was bomb as pussy mad me nut my pants lol #shitsaid #onlywith #thecrewtype #shit #ones #not #here
1	Been googlin like a mutha ... really wanna buy " The Lion King " Special platinum edition lookin for the best price <33
1	so maybe they were just avoiding paying the $35 for a new domain then !
0	follow a few hundred the screen still static when I update
0	I just LOVEE how Facebook reaches people . One post I'm tagged in & I'm questioned within the next 24 hoursss . #sarcasm #catchitinthere
0	oh no !!!! I just started following today and I soo thought you would do it Oh well , the next challenge we shall conquer !
1	Let them eat cake she said just like Marie Antoinette ... ?
1	haha my friend thinks its sad that i get excited over good coffee
0	I can't get in . Trying to sign up and it won't do it
0	crazy thing happened , I thought your name was like chase or sum'n . turns about I was delirious because uhh , it's BIFF ! #sarcasm
0	it may not happen this year
0	i cant wait that long !!!!!!! but i guess i'll have to
1	busy busy day tomo ... crossing my fingers for nice weather !!
0	lmao don't talk to me about age difference if your bf cheats on you & treats you horribly , you're not exactly a model relationship fuckf
0	Eye strain ! Wanna take a fresh air break ... but where's the sun ??
1	Well im on the countdown to vodka o'clock only 3 and a bit days left !!!!
1	Thinking about my brother Ben . I miss her everyday , now every time I listen to it , that is all I can hear .
0	Spent too long playing on north shore at lochore . need to decide on a shorter route now .
1	ok well I'm gonna get ready for bed ! Hope u get a good nights sleep and we'll talk soon !!! Night !!!
1	it's not funny if you have to #sarcasm it
0	RT : I want politicians involved with NFL decision making about as much as I want football players deciding economic and foreign …
0	maybe you can do your returns during one of those trips ... maybe is just trying to help ! #sarcasm
0	Yes , please critique every single player . I want to hear ... #not
0	thinking i should add more people .. i am one lonely girl baaahaha
1	Hahahah , I can tolerate it . some songs are actually good . Just it isn't my first choice .
0	i am on the worst sleeping schedule
1	Was just wondering about you ! Glad you're back
0	Love the fact that my car needs to be fixed and I won't be able to use it for weeks ... It's gonna be a great summer #not
1	Im going to my sisters dance recital ... i have no doubt she will do great
1	heyy my bio exam ( OCR ) was pretty good today . really not looking forward to chemistry ... do you do edexcel chem ? x
0	After 8 years with the same guy , I got dumped today .
0	well i got classes in a Comp room once a week and its a crap time . its round 7.50 and the internet is blocked most time
0	im sorry I forgot the in my reply . My phones trippin toKnight
0	no way I can add HTML formatting and images to custom chapters ? Just text makes it look drab
0	McIlroy clearly still struggling to overcome his break up with Caroline #not !!
1	I see . Thank god for friends .
0	The support I get from my parents is just fantastic #not
1	Haha , I just did .
1	Finishing a paper then heading to ' Wieners and Hoes - A Barbecurial , Horticultural Affair , ' aka Jennie's bbq/gardening birthday party
0	I find this item extremely difficult to believe and frankly I'm surprised it's been posted under RD's name . Disapponted
1	- Happy Belaated Birthday !!!! The cake is Fab
1	hi everyone , this is living _ > enjoy your day and live ! xo
1	Thanks . I hate when I get my Astros mixed up .
1	ooh ... freshly washed sheets are the best - love that first night
0	the glue is like krazy glue and i basically ripped half of my real lashes off trying to remove them
0	Fuckin ' deid , mate
0	thanks ... I hate that I'm driving w/o my I.d o well guess I'll " drive slow homie "
0	I remain amazed by the #irony of my continuing to misspell the word , " misspell . "
0	I'm bored ... And I don't want to do my exam tomorrow !
1	lol ! It's never pointless I feel like , i've learned a lot . Besides i love words ! <3 makes me happy !!! How are you today ?
1	hogyne tudn ? m
1	YES DIVERSITY WON !!!!!!!!!!
1	Verizon Fios is coming today . No more Comcast !
1	Well I'm now home from work ! I rule
1	good luck yourself . from what I hear , you might need it
0	Some of us like to stay #classy or #posh with our insults . #sarcasm instagram.com/p/noLmYroAs0/
0	all freaking reality shows , so lame . i lose cable w/ the move in a week & half anyway
1	Cute ? Some people see it a bit differently ...
0	Aint nothing like being single (^_^) . However it aint nothing like being in a relationship and filling single (-_-) . #sarcasm #at #its #best
1	Don't even start with MC Lyte !
0	RT : Russia's record in gay rights is about as good as it's record in non-potato based alcohol .
0	you haven't texted me so ... what a great BFFL you are #not #byequavo
1	HI Denise . your daughter have the same bday of me . today is my bday too june 1 .. HAPPY BDAY LOLA ...
0	Why did it bring you to tears ? Awh
0	Oooh , threaten to not come see me . I'm so worried . #not
1	Was on a date and he asked me if my lips were real . I was like " Yes , but I'm so flattered you think they aren't! " Best compliment ever
1	So can't wait to release details about Kianna's Birthday ! .... hint :
1	I'm number one in replies to ! and this kinda counts as a reply to her to , cuz i have her twitter in it .
1	Good . Enjoy
0	suicide earlier ... and i am super heart broken because i knew who he was .
1	wuhoo im excited oso !
1	I thought it was whitewhale that was going to reinvent the web tomorrow . #wheatonwebrenovation
0	We worry about him . He's tougher than people think but also , Rob hasn't had a real break since Christmas . He's getting tired .
1	No I follow DFID on here so it just fell into my lap so to speak ! If i see anything else I'll let you know :-)
1	Don't often thank people ( mybad ) should do more often so many thanks for the #FollowFriday recommendations tweeps ! Really appreciate them
1	welcome to the madness how the show goin
1	is watching the delightful arsenal kids
1	cant wait to get fucking crunk for Six Flags & birthday .
1	just finished my world lit essay . 2 more weeks of summer school ! sleep , work 5am-2 , pool
1	getting ready for wolverhampton tommorow
1	Madden and Kendall are literally the cutest , hand delivering philosophical good luck cards for tomorrow's exam
1	es nueva en twitter ! I am new in twitter xD
1	Cool email : " Hi , David Robinson ( davidrdesign ) . beck ( Beck ) is now following your updates on Twitter . "
0	I just love when my mom makes everything about her #not
0	GD owes me hugs ..... ..... Ugh no its okay boney hugs won't make me happi .. I'm still upset ... i miss PARIS !! :'( .. i cant sleep !!
1	They Killed me ;D Nicholas Jerry Jonas
1	The whale would be a conversation piece .. but .. quirky decorating taste !
0	he's just what we desperately need ... a CM . #sarcasm
0	caramel was a bad idea
0	Would love some gallo pinto and carne asada !
0	thinks she should stop thinking about it ! lol . driving me maaaaaad .
0	And then came along and killed my vibe #sick #greatperson #not #hateyou
0	Patriarchal crosses on my arm , " Jesus Christ " , and " Hell " #irony #igetbored
0	LOL 1 more day till the end of half term and back to school
0	who knew five months ago that i'd come out here and leave with three new best friends .. ill miss you guys
0	Getting ready for work tomorrow
0	Ending in love you . Love you too . #sarcasm
1	watching YES MAN
0	i misss my bedd
1	I've been doing my ting for 7 years and I've got loads to learn . I haven't mastered it . The proof is in the pudding so to speak
0	If we want excellence how about a panelist who can express the idea in a succinct and informed manner #irony
1	There's a 1,000 you's ... there's only 1 of me ...
0	7 hours driving and landed in beautiful Sligo #sarcastic
0	Like no one has this twittery thingy
0	hey cathy !!! why is jon talking crazy talk ?! they cant leave us in the fall
0	I really want to go on a hike on a hill by my house but the clouds look a little threatening
1	I'm so awful . XD I stole money from Jacob for Starbuck's .
1	that is soooo perfect !
1	Hossie not running now so she wants an ' in ' with elected leaders - that's not u Queenbag . I been swimming ,
0	I am disgusted
1	Epic bike ride was epic . Biked for a good solid hour and a half
1	Finish shower , now watching TV !!
1	just got back phrom the Day Phamily Reunion in Oklahoma . It was the 60th Reunion !
0	finished facial ... bought lunch ... finished lunch .. now at home .. stoning ... wanted to watch movie .. but no seats ...
0	i think its safe to say that loves latinas ! #iHaveaChance #NOT #iwish :(
1	hey there
1	I'd luv 2 dance lol i like to b random times as well
1	i have to revised my BAC ! SO fun
1	HEY guys I still need ur promo photos so designer can make a flyer for our show
0	sick in bed at least i have sammy to take care of me
0	shes's fucked the whole football team but yupp she is deff your girl #Not #Dirty
1	Hahaha thats a mad movie
1	yes indeed . Chargers it is
1	happy birthday then , to you too !
0	“ : I love when someone else plans my day without my knowledge ... it always makes me smile #sarcasm ” Lolol
1	oh that's cool ! then take a lot of pics to shows us the car and your happiness
0	Hey , there finally is spam on twitter ! whoo ...
0	feeling chubby and gross
1	[ Mick Jagger ? Brand New Set Of Rules ] that's weird but kinda cool ?
1	we're different . It's ok .
0	This is great favorite thing to do #sarcasm
1	hmmmm I'm guessing this is Cam !!!
0	Still in bed . I'm probably going to get blasted by the man sitting in the living room in 2.5 seconds . I sleepy
1	Finaly i ge to twitter ;D Heyyy guyss
0	We'll this trip to Lincoln by myself should be fun ..... #not #lonerlife
1	I think this brilliant performance summarizes my thoughts quite well ( thanks
0	sorry dear feel better !
0	#GoodPussy is yet to be consistant !
0	All I keep telling myself is that EDC is in three weeks and then my 13 hour work days goes by so much faster . #not
1	just woke up . gudafty twitter
1	hi honey ! how are u ? wuu2 ? Was the JB and Demi concert good ? u have to tell me everything and show me ur pics ! xD love u
1	Just wear a net
0	isn't feeling very good
1	As a regular user : It's just " one feature " upgrade I didn't noticed major speed improvements .
0	Liberals : changing team names because that makes up for being in Andrew Jackson'a party . #not
1	No , I'm in the UK
0	See aw this RT for ........ and FAV for ........... pish ? Does ma knackers in likes . RT if you agree FAV for disagree ! #irony #nawdinnae
1	Yes I did hun , when he was asking for piccys the other day
0	Twittie is pritty cool , think you'd like it , tried it once and loved it but broke my network settings and it doesnt work now
1	Minilyrics plug-in for winamp is so cool .
1	It means I'm special .
0	So the wifi at the location i'm currently have only allows for Facebook and Twitter to work .... #ohbrill #not
0	Boo , the GIlt Tokidoki sale is a disappointment . Only 4 bags and none are really that great
0	Just woke-up and couldn't get back to sleep Well I hope you have a good trip down hon , good luck and enjoy x
1	Hi Selena ! I absolutely love you You're really pretty and you're an AWESOME person .
1	THANKS . p.s you have no idea how to do thing you have to do space dumb .
0	I feel the same way . So many albums to buy , no money to spend .
0	Please don't put on a face like that , I can't stand of it !
0	Depressing right ? No love for the NHL here in the states
1	ugh lucky , i want one too but ner ner gunna go get a tea be back in like 2 mins
1	i'm definitely making a video of me singing " Their " and I WILL play the guitar ;) it has to be a legit cover of course
0	great . I'm pretty much fucking depressed again . I really shouldn't have started thinking about them .
0	When the ball hits you in the face and your inner upper lip gets stuck on your braces and starts to bleed ... #bestfeelingever #not
1	awesome maybe . mikey would probably appreciate coke zero cans , since hes turned on my that sort of thing lol
0	- welcome to twitter - you got it yet ? Enjoy your BBQ , so so jealous
1	SRZ HYPERVENTILATON RIGHT NOW D: if i pass out , dont worry . its worth it
1	UrbanL has officially rented a PO Box in Manhattan ! More tasks to complete this Sunday
1	home from work . la la la
1	I LOVE Damien Hirst dot painting . I saw it on Armory 2009 video and it was my fave . Later found out it was his . I can pick em
1	thanks for the follow
0	what a cherry on top to the great passed few days I've been having . \n #not
0	sometimes a lot goes into what I say , however twitter is a poor medium to explain those very thoughts #irony
1	New Kids On The Block on my Ipod ! LoL remembering old times .. Step by step , uu babey , wanna get to you giiiirrll .. have a great week ppl !
0	Breakfast , then to the beach . Then leaving back to Spring .
0	I actually participated in lit today :p Also , it better not rain
1	So everybody , I think I want to become a landscaper ! lol
0	So wish i stayed up till 4 this morning like everyone else on twitter ! #not
1	Trying to decide if i actually want to take on twitter
0	No , I'm not . It's not like I imagined . Only 2 more months to go .
0	Yay for another women's match horribly placed in the PPV line-up ! #sarcasm #ExtremeRules #WMRepeat
1	oh well i m going to england in 3 hours .... wish me luck .. thx
1	- i love brandis hair that colour !! it looks so nice
0	I don't like when people post too many hashtags on their tweets . #annoying #bothersome #irony #hashtag #nofilter
1	CDP & I had a good chat about how we move forward with meetings & stuff ( via )
1	They are helping Being as lucky , and awesome as I am , I'm now passing a stone .... which ironically is an improvement lol :O
1	what a tune . Makes me wanna learn French slang .
0	aw . you haven't replied to anyone for ages i miss it . anyway , you promised pics of your suit !
1	first day of new life ! let's rock now
1	man show last night was savage , come back soon
1	you must me my long lost twin brother . i say that too when i can't sleep . plus good looks and awesome eye wear in common too
0	Having a pretty damn good day . No drinking at work for two weeks boo on Patron .
1	chelsie has a BIG family ! Congratulations Kevin and Liela ! xx
0	walked into the house , aunt didnt know i was standing there & all i hear is her talkin shit so yippie for living here . #not
0	i new this was going to happpen ...... i'm feeling sick
1	Horray ! Lots of annoying things have stopped for the day including the rain
1	Learning about Special One TV , fantastic marketing online . Caboom are the peeps behind it . Nice metrics . ( via ) agree
1	What could be a good middle name for a boy named Trevor ?
0	Hurray for finding out what I am allergic to finally #sarcasm
0	I get a kick out of watching people who were once rich squirming around as poor desperate people now , is that wrong ? LOL #DO #NOT #CARE
0	apparrently it won't be at jb penrith til saaturday
0	and now there will be a stupid time difference as well !
0	I so wanted a little lunch nap . Tried and tried but just wouldn't happen . #naptime #not
1	Hi ! I'm well thank you and yourself ? Hope you're having a good Sunday so far
1	Found some shoes on the street and took them
1	That sounds great ! Good 4 him & how sweet 4u 2go w/him 4 support ! I'm in Alaska but let him know Im so happy & keep it up HUGS
1	Outgoing but never going out .. At Agenda .. Familiar faces everywhere !
1	is watching family guy with ryan
1	going to fail maths later , wish me luck !
1	This time next week I'll only have 1 exam left
1	At Katherine's helping her make her own twitter account yaaay !
1	Wow , Aunt Ruan ! Look what UPS brought me today ... Thank U ! -how thoughtful .. I will make that sauce
0	I really wanted that ringtone , too .
0	thank you to my friends for saying good luck to me thank you thank you #not
0	I just got off work and I already feel like the weekend is over am so anxious about the schedules now
0	That vid- jesus . Pique , wow . From the horses mouth so to speak . Cesc is pretty much done , but to where ? At that price shocking if not us .
1	Now this is the life guys . Beach , sun & beer . Oh , I'm going scuba diving in 2 hours as well
1	I dont ' actually watch Lost , so I couldn't give an opinion either way . Just thought the article looked interesting .
0	RT : Real excited about this episode of the boondocks too . I DEFINITELY wanna see animated tv's only black family be slaves #Sarcasm
1	It doesn't matter if I live or die ... So why don't I die then ? Because it doesn't matter . Haha .
1	much better this time
0	ooh man ... i'm bad at these kind of things
1	Heading to a rager
1	it was pretty interesting . i love your new picture btw
0	Helloooooooooooo dear ! Whuut's up ? ;p IE boots me every visit to twitpic Grrrr lol
0	The Wrestler - Springsteen ... kill me a lot one of my fav's of him ?
1	At work until 3 . Hanging out in the Bx later . Having a great day so far .
1	Hey Dave , whasup ?
1	It's Monday ... here we go again
0	This scene reminds me of Leslie . We so thought Joe was crying . We were very sad . Haha . I miss you , Comma Girl .
1	Ate the cereal before my sister did . Got history textbook last minute . Caught the bus on time . William loves me . nohomo . GO MONDAYS !
0	I'm sorry I forgot that I had to include you in my life decisions #sarcasm
0	NOOOO ! Called in ....
0	But it happened with the gays ! #sarcasm
1	i love having a tv in my room watch my i love you video !
1	With listening to
1	#Tibetan is #not the same as Chinese but a completely different & unique #language #trueTibet
0	Look out , folks , there's a comedian in our midst ! #not RT : #YesAllWomen can do the dishes .
1	Hey Pawww ! Yeeep ! Yung GET CAUGHT album sa multiply
0	RT : I really appreciate what you did . #sarcasm
0	is great at putting on eyelashes #not #retard #shithead #bellend #keepinmewaitin
1	I found my phone it was in my ourse pocket why am I so dumb #not really lol
0	i miss my other half so badly
1	Cleaning up the kitchen & watching the Royals play
0	I hate how my sister thinks she is Christina Aguilera . Thanks Burlesque . #Not
1	no worries . And I'd love to talk to you ... but AIM seems to think that your phone won't accept messages .
1	stay tuned for more adventures abroad ! I might be going to Amsterdam next month for Sensation White .... 95% chance !
0	lol but it was a good change so not that I wasn't good before but yeah it may the " lovely " school #sarcasm
1	i am wacthin hannah montanna
1	what this tells me is ... I need a proper garage
0	shut-down #twhirl
1	Heading off to the Marlins baseball game
1	ignoring how tired i am , and instead listening to some good new music this morning !
1	" TWEET THE DEETS " .. lol I want 2 hear them !!
1	please reply
1	- LOVE IT ! U have a great job !!
1	back at home , relaxing before dinner , doing some Robsessing !
1	LOL I can quote the movie all day long !!! <3 u booboo !!! Why don't they call it rapies ??!!
1	you should watch it . Not a Trekkie either , but I enjoy it . Contender for one of the movie of the year , surely
0	Hey , 404s make on home page !
0	A lovely day today , apart from theres nothing to do
1	Mother's day
1	Gave Dolores Huerta an " I support the DREAM Act " pin , she put it on and took pic with me I loved taking her class at UCLA this quarter ..
1	yeah , i get here at 7am too , leave at 6 . That way i only work 4 days in a week
0	Got Beinn in on Thursday morning at 9am ... dad's taking him up . I am struggling with Kyle she can not get anyone to meet us
0	ahh i know it just like sank in now to me and now i am reading stuff and i am like fu*k they are really leavingg
1	Was it me or was anyone else concerned 4 a brief minute or 2 or 3 that the WHouse had " accidentally " turned off Twitter ?
0	How am I still not good enough for you ? I'm literally a model compared to you
0	LOL naw I didn ; t want anything to break though ... that's for sure lol
1	NOOOO ! Lead to the BLUE SIDE !! Tell her !! COME GET THIS !!
1	Okay , thanks .
1	Sooo very back at ya Sophie tooty toot toot toot
0	Installed in my luxurious penthouse suite ( #not ) in SF . Let the #wwdc malarkey commence . Well , after dinner maybe ...
1	lol do as you please
0	Tbh at the rate we're goin now we'll never hit that trending list .. you think ima just let dat happen #NOT
0	Feeling aweful Headache , throat , the sweats . Ugggghhh . Can't even budge .
1	daym u actually tweeted and u even tweeted twice ! well i guess koz its important !
1	Even though I'm not allowed to , I'll eat as many ice creams as I want . Don't blame me . Blame Summer !
0	u r lucky man ... my parents won't let me get the iPhone 3G S coz I already own an iPhone 3G
1	using only one hand for typing .. the other is holding a bar of chocolate
1	LOL ! you da lambs are experts !
1	holly's tonight !! ( L )
1	OMG NEW MOON LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD I CANT WAIT UNTIL NOVEMBER
0	I thought high school was supposed to be the best time of your life #not
1	well , my question is on your blog post
0	Why not have a layered full of filters when the picture is that ugly #sarcasm
1	Hey you ! I was not flirting , just drinking in the beauty of the girl
0	On hampstead heath , soaking up the sun and the wind too
1	i'll be good 4 hour sleep patterns , i'll sleep on plane . thanks again mate , so so cool
0	Portugal with a lot of mad men at this time of the year would be crap #NOT
0	Love it when my mom gives my stuff away and now when I need it I don't have it . #thanksalot #great ! #NOT
1	Just attempted to unfollow like 1/3 of the anons I follow but literally all of them are hilarious so there's that
0	Super stressed out that I won't fit in my bridesmaid dress next month . Good thing I eat when I am stressed . #Not
1	Constantly refreshing YouTube waiting for new video to come out ... Literally cannot deal #Hurry #Scomiche #Superfruit
0	Back in Boston and doing work , since the professor I'm working for doesn't necessarily understand the concept of weekend
0	i actually just made instant coffee since i couldnt find our coffee maker , my mom hid it somewhere and forgot where .
0	has a really busy week and couldn't find time to go to yoga class
0	bravo ! I did it months ago ; haven't looked back . #noregrets #irony here we are on twitter
0	Are you getting an error or anything with your databases at Bubble ?
0	Totally loved " Pushing Daisies , " too . Pretty much the only show I watched regularly this year .
1	girl you feel me ! congrats on the move
0	can't believe i'm up . what a poo night - it ciould be worse - stephen sometimes thinks 5.30 is morning
1	today went by so quick and then tomorrow is our last day before exams . I'm so ready for them AND I GET MY JB CD TOMORROW YAY !
1	In Iowa City for the weekend !!!!!
1	make that two .
0	Walking like I got a stick up my ass is always my favorite after legs day ! #NOT #Sarcasm
1	Another day watching the sun come up . And still no complaints
0	we're the proverbial frog getting slowly boiled in the pot of water .
1	watching confession of teenage drama queen
1	To think it again will be very busy tomorrow i will be around somewhere in cebu actually in mall to buy school supplies
0	Gauging my nose so my hoop can fit through again . Yeah that feels awesome . #Not #NoPainNoGain
0	Awww my legs hurt and I'm tired , I hare being sick
0	RT : We wake up every day with the same routine ... but expect different results ... #irony
1	Hope your fish have settled back down again - the advantage of short memories
1	hahha .. not really i guess .. wat to do .. im still here ...
0	Needs a new laptop . Mine isn't going to last much longer . Sad day .
0	wow just had kagerou project spoiled that is #not #cool
0	Donnie , I've been to three shows but still haven't had any face time . Las Vegas , San Diego , and Fresno
0	Cause you're so perfect and no one measures up ? #YeahRight #ThatsAJoke
0	Don't you love it when you get like 5 kills in a row , and then the game FREEZES !!!!!! #GamersNightmare
0	And still so sad about my friend .
1	Thanks for the video Riley ! I lovee your room !! Especially the walls
1	vote entered
0	Why is it , that keeping something ' safe ' is so dangerous !? I can never find anything again . #irony
1	have to wake up by 6:30 am to be out the door at 7:30 am ... that in itself is worthy of much prayer ... hahaha
0	RT : " A Million Ways To Die In The West " looks about as appealing as dysentery . Don't know how folks still find Seth McFarl…
1	Ooh if you're into all the celebs , check out gulpanag at twitter
1	Thinks Twitter is Goood
0	Hey there ! Thanks :) Those were actually growing in Oregon #irony lol . How's your day going ?
1	amazingly much space at the uni library today ... should rly learn now tho ...
0	Whoaaaaa I just missing picipi
0	Just finished shopping for my after grad party and my head is spinning .......... but i got some great shoes so i'm gonna go sleep ;-)
0	needs a ride to work ...
0	I will soon be joining the world of scooter drivers . #highmpg #chickmagnet #not
0	The weather this week is supposed to be beautiful for finals week ... of course #sarcasm
1	christymc82 : I didnt know you were following me ! Coolneabs ! Now I'm following you hehe
1	Soup Spoon's ze bomb , berwin says hi .
0	Stop hating on Justin Bieber . She has feelings too .
0	Gutted about the result tonight .. Hate losing nippers like that ! At least we've got the 3 and half hour drive tomorrow to Brighton ! #not !
0	Ohio , famously on the west coast #theLink #sarcasm
1	The reason's why I use TweetLater ...
1	Is scared but excited about this next BIG step he's about to take . Hope it works out .
0	: thx ! It has been hard but last night was only 45 minutes of crying compared to almost 1 hour and 45 minutes the night before .
1	Haha , you're so cute ! Can't wait to drink with you
0	funny to hear your car commercial say " you won't hear somebody yell on the radio " #irony #ihaveavolumeknob
1	Oh ! Awesome ! See , I was gonna go and like , look . Haha . Please do that
0	The fish aren't biting at all today .
0	I don't kno happened we all use to be happy
0	RT : totally feeling the love from my friends . #not
1	thinks study , sleep , work , study , chill , test , update , class , sing praises , relax , work late & sleep is a good way to sum up this week
1	Laying dwn
1	Really difficult but think I made the right choice
0	yeah because it really looks like she's trying to impress you #not
1	That's a cool last name , by the way .
1	id be your persoanl assistant
1	At football presentation watching my stepson getting his trophy . Bramley Phoenix Div 3 2008/2009 Champions . Feel very proud of the boy .
1	Good Evening
0	well done to for once again getting a none partisan crowd #not
0	Tomorrow is my last day to sleep in on a weekday .. Cause starting Monday morning I have to be up at 7 a.m. everyday ..
0	When they don't pop well . I feel lousier after playing those .
1	I'm getting richer day by day in happy farm
1	Phallic #logo , text translation " You're not a hit-and-run for us . " Genius . #irony #design #oops pic.twitter.com/Vah2iK2gq1
0	sometimes , just sometimes , really hates facebook applications
0	did anyone else lose some digital channels after the dtv transition ? i no longer have fox
0	Luv still being at work working after everyone else has gone home #not
0	I don't have friends in the new stalking media .. Twitter
1	blah soo bored . wishing i was in boston with this one chick <3
1	what a great way to wake up . I haven't hummed , " I sing because I'm happy " and I sure am now .
1	I want sex too
1	Now , THAT's a cool link to download all those videos from Youtube
0	Stationary motorway traffic
1	I'm in Los Angeles : it's currently Sun 11:00 am
0	Sandra on normal Lane 3 is much faster than this girl working SPEEDY CHECKOUT lane 2 at WalMart today . #irony
0	Why yes Sims 3 I did in fact want you to freeze after I spent sooo much time creating two different families ... #NOT #Ugh #FirstWorldProbs ?
0	RT : Let’s choose a day with NO humidity , high temps & high winds to do a controlled burn . SO SMART ! #sarcasm #okwx
1	Thanks for the shout out ... even though u called us broads !!!... lol ..... shame !
0	Had a Frappuccino at 4pm yesterday and couldn't sleep till FOUR A.M. !!! Am truly pathetic
0	Guess no one is going out today
1	intends to collect all albums of U2 and Green Day !!!
0	Back from Melbourne .... it's raining again
0	is there a new episode tonight . I miss watching the roloff family .
0	29 pictures to edit . thats a lot haha
0	becoming increasingly annoyed about spending minnesota summers w/o air conditioning
1	Dead simple too - made and cooked in 30 mins . So love pottering in the kitchen
1	Bored of Victoria , booking flights & hotel to party at Seattle again
1	end of watch is a really good movie .. i literally cried .
1	The Glasto World Cup was added to the GlasoEarth map last night
0	Parties were you dont know people are the best !!!! #Sarcasm
0	flagging you down just to compliment your smile while starring at your chest .. #malebartendershavefeelingstoo #not
1	Good to hear . Im cleaning house so I can actually keep up with conversations . I admit I talk less to folks that I do w/you
1	Working hard on my final paper for my English class , which is due on Wed . I definitely consider myself a pro ...
0	I'll never regret anything as much ! #Usa #shite #summer #youppppa #not
1	mission accomplished !
1	I might try out for the bounce showdown I know it has nothing to do with cucumbers , haha .
1	This morning , I woke up to someone barfing in the bathroom next to me !
0	Shaking and shouting is a perfect way to spend a Saturday #not
0	I want a new phone , but I don't like any of the phones currently available .
0	no I didn't get it . But my spam filter has been eating emails . Can u try again and I'll check the spam too ?
0	i miss the mountain PrinceCharming
1	hellloo how r u ?
1	Didn't Brahma fuck his own daughter Saraswati ? Didn't Shiva fuck monkeys & elephants producing Hanuman & Gandpati ? #irony
1	i cooked fish and it smelt like flowers or fragrance
0	though the week , we don't eat until 8 because of the hours preston works . my middle shows it .
1	found there is a powershell training class going on this week at work and I am crashing it
1	you seem a bit pointless . If there are new blades in the box then what do you do ?
0	Indeed it is absurd + everyone does it ! Just like people used 2 tape CDs to use in the car in days of yore-equally illegal !
0	am i dead or alive ? feeling really sick ...
1	AHHH A Girl girl I'm doing my shopping for this kid she needs some purple labels in her life
0	made a few entries that i got some good responses from , i do have to admit , have not updated it every day
1	Saw this guy from #TheWorks grabbin ' a burger from #McDonalds !!! #Burgers #Irony pic.twitter.com/FNiF7gQ3BN
1	I'm not sure thts a good idea 4 u ! ' Specially if ur wrkin ! Also I still have ur sprinkls & cookies my bad !
1	About to pass out like a mug . Draining day . Excited for tomorrow . busy busy day .
0	#you are an art thief #not a fashion designer #take off just logo #sufi rights#
0	I just got new pants today . . . I just spilled copier toner all over them .
1	not been on this in so so long .. so much has taken over1 exams are done !! wooop
0	not yet . but im thinking of having a fringe like that back ? but its soo much effort with a fringe
1	Grabbed it from Enagdget , going up soon . Ran with iTunes 8.2 first But thanks for the head's up !
0	Seems familar somehow MT ' NYT's ' Report Contradicts Rice Sunday Show Claim Bergdahl ' Taken In Battle ' shar.es/VPjnc #irony
1	yes yes thank you !!
0	Stop 2 today ! What a beach day ! Suns out guns out #not #LittleLeague75
0	RT : The US sanctions Russia and Iran , supports Syrian rebels and fights in Afghanistan , Pakistan and Yemen , but we're not a…
0	I love nights like these . #sarcasm
0	This time of the year is supposed to be relaxing ... #Not #SoMuchToDo #SoLittleTime
0	big hug ! dont worry , dont feel stupid FOR REALS ... just say fuck it ... woo hoo
0	4 out of 5 dentists guaranteed to choose snid tees over others . #yeg #fashion #sarcasm #notaguarantee instagram.com/p/no2pITEeHR/
0	whats wih the name lol and our baby still not hatched yet needs to come soon ly wifey xxx
1	Not sure if works with children ...
0	I am so sorry to hear about your sister I hope she feels better soon !
0	Falling asleep to girls screaming at each other #onlyinkzoo #sarcasm
0	cheers fella , nothing like a bit of nostalgia #not
1	im in a tweeting mood !
0	Really sorry to hear that .
0	up , washed , cleaned , wee'd , eaten , packed lunch , ironed and its 20 past 8 , amazing ! had a rough nights sleep !
0	u havent followed me to DM u and u dont reply please reply me
0	I am so glad road construction season is back #sarcasm
0	liam and sophia look always so happy together \n #not
0	Norway won on Eurovision , but their song wasn ? t my style
1	was advised ( by a canadian ) to watch " american gangster " and to take notes --- stellar business plan . will check it out this wkend
1	Harper - " it's a tragedy when ppl start to go off on their own theories & not listen to the scientific evidence " #cdnpoli #canada #irony
1	Go on then chick ! that would be fab ! X
1	Anyone have feedback on the Wine & Food Experience in New Orleans ? Love Nola
0	today is gonna be full of studying , paper writing , headaches , and snacking ! Wooooo hooooo finals week ! #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/yAw9bE5tdw
0	I was listening to that song earlier today #irony
1	washed my Accord this weekend and the hood still looks crappy - might have paint damage . Maybe I need a carbon fiber hood ...
0	Red Rock for lunch with Colin . and couldn't come . IPA Junior freshly made ! Yum yum yum .
0	is really annoyed : his new laptop battery isn't useful anymore ... I have now a laptop that needs to be plugged all the time
1	Good Morning , twitterverse ! If you're looking for something profound or witty , yo'u'll have to wait until I wake up . Sleep typing = curse
0	Forgot to Dailybooth yesterday Forgive me ????
0	never mind no more sun
1	#delongeday #delongeday #delongeday #delongeday #delongeday #delongeday #delongeday #delongeday #delongeday #delongeday #delongeday
0	What ? In order 2 B friends I gotta have u on my Fb Friends list ? OMFG ! How dare I forget that FB defines true friendship !? #Sarcasm #FuckOff
0	Well , my comp hard drive is fried I'm going to order a new one today
1	Naa . You're good
0	Well it would have been nice to have been made aware of that months ago ... #feelingloved #not
1	Ahh good morning
1	my wife just sent me an e-card with " Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All My Base Are belong to you " Man , I love this woman .
1	watching August Rush wow this movie is soo awesome ! i love it .
0	ready to go to work . Yes , I work on sunwdays , for free
1	Sync-y posts ... intrigues me ' cause I'm a Libra Also in those posts : " like bees to honey , " & I just had some honey ( local , raw ) ...
0	People complain about not being able to be forgotten on the Internet , then they have children so they can live on forever #irony
1	I know I've seen the pic somewhere just forgot where ,, guess my Noop's pic collection has not yet completed !
1	im going to see it tomorrow toooo x
0	ha ! have some of our rain . been raining so much can't drive my new jeep i just wanna play . how'd the hair turn out ?
0	not gonna make on time for the tests just impossible .
1	I had a dream that and I were the Des Moines Fashion Police . Let me just say that we were very busy .
0	Tell someone a rumor and they will drop their jaws sayin " damn " .. Tell them a fact , they are like , " no way that's possible " #irony
0	So I think I'll go ahead and call it a night . My tummy feels all stupid like I need to throw up
0	maaaan I hate that I'm trying to be erased
1	I'm a flamingo in a flock of pigeons . Oh i love that movie nicole
1	good ! I got a job thank goodness lol though I am not getting a lot of hours ... but I am still enjoying all the relaxing !
1	happy moms day just cleaning because the family's coming here <3
0	I love how I have a sun blister on my nose ... #NOT #fusun
0	twitch is unresponsive and I literally have been waiting for this
0	Fema Camps Are Fun !!!!!!!!!!!!! #Sarcasm #Ressurection
1	565 thats 35 today so far gonna have dinner now but probs will be back YAY haha having a goodweekend people ?
1	thanks
1	have fun guys ! can't wait for ctttt
1	check him out ! my design partner in crime amazing !
1	Good luck Sophia !
1	- All you need is a pizza oven on an extension cord ! You could live there !
0	Well Louise looks lovely #sarcasm
0	cau cho linh hon em meo som duoc sieu thoat Em di choi voi ban hay voi gia dinh ?
0	Another greeting from Slovakia . I do my best to get you as many followers as possible , but I think you will lose so sorry
1	Shopping done , off to the cottage now for some outdoor living including some outdoor cooking , lovely jubbly ...
1	I love that song ! Well maybe we'll meet sometime next time I go hear your dad
0	I'm 18 ! You want me to be his father ?? #NOT #veryfunny
1	me and moe have a idea for you ben and vfc and its going to be so fun
0	i've been put on ice
0	It's our 6th wedding anniversary today , and my husband is at a bachelor party . All Day . #irony
0	RT : I really hope they played Gold Digger at Kim and Kanye's reception #irony
0	I want to be back at dbu
0	Getting a B on a project that's not even halfway finished . #notfavoritismatall #sarcasm
0	yeah , me too .
0	You're not a mind reader .. and what was Lisa's friendship with Brandi based on , butterflies and rainbows ? #NOT
1	I'm glad to hear 3DR isn't actually going away . Also : happy birthday .
1	haha . please translate : you never cease to amaze me . thanks !
1	No , remember the episode when Matt was doing the Jet Li's Sidekick video , and David called him , " Grasshopper ? " ... yeah haha !
1	katy perry's album is brill
1	RT : if only you knew how accurate these tweets are haha literally my life .
1	That's cause you are old mate hehe
1	Relaxing at home
1	lol who cares ? I didn't know that and come to find out it works .
1	Morning . Friday = Sun shining = Ohh so happy
0	maybe I will just start swearing and carrying on by insulting everybody to try to prove my point , because that's classy . #not
1	I see you are a fast learner LOL You went to no messages to a few pages full in just one night ! Go head Ms Sonya !
1	my sister is like really good so i don't need to shout at her or something makes my job easier . its fun working with kids
1	This is so excitinggggg
1	my school's sweeney todd play was incredible ... just saw it
1	fun day with brooke in boston .
1	Well , tune in to Discovery at 10 pm EST . According to , it's real .
0	moms most wanted <-- I don't get it
0	" : Goggles and fluffy handcuffs are always essential when travelling for a month ..... " packing is going so well . #not
1	is really enjoying not freezing his ass off in the mornings .
1	is looking forward to tonight , two birthday parties in one night x
1	Is happy to have her Xbox360 back .
1	I've just weeded out all the spammers from my followers list and so now , if you're still with me , it's because I want you to be
1	Oh , it's quite alright . Do you still have my number ? If soooooo , text me .
0	it ? s raining ... I hate rain ... going to shop and drink coffee all day .
0	research supervisor asked Bobo&I to do our old presentation for some industry meeting ; with no incentive wotsoever need excuse
1	just got turned away at the door have a goodnight 7-11 for me
0	Strangely enough I can't access the site either . That makes so much sense . #not
0	It is always so wonderful to wake up at 5AM to cats having a claws-out scuffle literally on your HEAD . I now have a scratched neck
0	i didnt really understand it !
0	wish I was there , I'm at work booo !!
0	you sound dissapointed re Mischa Barton
0	Hmmmm , that is not the best to say it politely Oh man , hope it turns up Steve .
0	" Babe I will sell you into slavery " - #bestboyfriendever #not
0	I LOVE when the plans you have ALL week go south ... #NOT #sofrustrating
0	You're really good at using people , you should be proud #not
0	Yes do not mock mother gaia . #sarcasm
1	I meant tool . He's a tool .
0	Also Desperate Housewives in such a completely crap show . Why do women love this toss ?
1	well it does transport money away from your cashcard . who knows what the future will bring !
1	2 days after #all4web ... i'm still tired
1	it was about time the pbx is now working , I'm a happier person now
0	Dad's friend is so nice wah ! Im coming home naaaoo
1	oh i hate school . =/ I'm really good , thanks . i'm just watching some shit on tv and going to watch Friends ! (:
1	Its rewarding when you can better someones life plus often very funny
0	#Tibet was #not a perfect society but compared to the genocide of China's recent history , it was a relative paradise \n #trueTibet
0	Oh my god people snoring obnoxiously loud you are wonderful . #ILoveHostels #Not
0	Girls dont want a good guy , so they date bad boys and when they dumped , they say all guys are same ! #Irony
0	KILIG UR IN COLLEGE NA ! HEHE Sorry , i didn't see any of ur tweets e Miss u olrdy
0	not sure , probably not till it's cold again .
0	Looking forward to getting my mouth injected today at the dentist today . #not #needlephobe
0	just had lunch . the soup was salty
0	No one seems to be satisfied today and it's still 10 am , it's gonna be a great day #not
0	plus 30 weather sucks when ur air conditioner is broke !!
0	just found out matty didnt have a good birthday/party ... i feel bad because it SEEMED like he was having fun saturday .. * sigh * boys ..
1	What ?! Hang on , I mean why ?! Were you pretending to be the naughty calf or what ? That doesn't even make sense , I'm baffled .
0	; congrats on fb cause ' feed america with a click ' b how'bout america stop slaughter of awsum racehorses 4 food ?
0	I need not read A Wanderer in the Spirit Lands . For I feel I have " lived " it ( so to speak ) . alturl.com/ix4cc
1	The Lakers are in the NBA finals yesss
0	at home . air not working and it's hot as hell !
1	watching hatching pete .
1	Nick !!! gorgeous Where are you ??? write something please ! I miss you ! I love you !! Kisses ! #BSB
0	Nothing beats reading Hamlet while taking an ice bath ?? #lololol #yeahright
1	lol i like ur stance on this subject isnt cod 5 out now or something ? meh . u gd ? wen u back in devizes ? i heard u werent comin
0	#not hating really .... I know good music n I personally am a performer BT drs just sum thing wrong WD ha voice
0	i think i broke my toe
1	Yay i'm out of work
1	Just got my Young nails products .. Whoo hooo can't wait to get started now
0	Donald Sterling is my hero . #Sarcasm #BoycottClippers #21stCentury ?
1	Just heard Fergilicious on the radio .... and totally forgot how sassy that joint made me . D to the E to the L to the I C I O U S !
0	You are always freaking right , no matter what . #not
0	Very selective media coverage ?
0	Don't ask for my help the gym and the stay on your phone the whole time . #not #cool #workoutflow
1	Sir John A . Macdonald Prize goes to book that indicts Sir John of " managed famine " against aboriginals : cbc.ca/asithappens/fe… #irony
0	just realized I have a BBQ to attend and will miss the pbp
0	someone near to my desk has a bad case of bee oh today . It's so bad , it's giving me a headache
1	Just ate some oatmeal .. it was delicious
0	Missed not being on air last night But looking forward to seeing those stickers next week ! Keep sending them and the sweepers in !
1	I know ! Teehee ! Hey are you on skype ?
1	Evo is very cool . Very down to earth in his wifi corner
1	aww cute
1	I'm always up for taking the credit Cud have had a similar surprise w the booking deal :
1	new job ? congrats
1	RT : I've literally been texting #oomf ALL DAY ... I haven't done that in a while . Good conversation though .
0	Mmmm allergies are my favorite reason for losing sleep #not
1	It was lovely . Kev cooked Chinese and got me a card ( what he wrote in it nearly made me cry it was lovely ) and some fizzy !
1	oooh free food ! hows u today ... I got a head like a ten bob cabbage for some reason ! nope ... no drink at all ... v strange !!
0	I'm so glad our politicians are hard at work for us #sarcasm #politicsasusual
0	Working at the pool bored and trying to add contacts to my phone bc it broke
0	OMG so many depressed pplz 2day Sry to you-know-who-you-are . LIFE SUCKS !
0	Is feeling ill . need sleep after the lack of sleep last night
0	Why ?
1	I'm pretty sure that you'll find someone
0	I pretty much had the worst dream ever last night
1	such a pretty sunset ... so romantic !
1	ga dpt ? Maybe I used to much character , hmm .. Haha , sini deh gw tmnin oya ? ntn dmn ngga ? Ah sm aja lo , bad boy .. Istirahat lo ngga :p
0	i really dont feel well
0	loves sleep . Thundercats then snoozing . I need to sleep to stop me being on a downer about Britney tomorrow
0	Having the best encounters with #masshole drivers today #not
1	Let me guess . U logged off Mileyworld . Im so smart
1	sent my baby off to camp this morning for a week , I'll miss u my beautiful girl Now how much mischief can I get up 2 while she's gone .
1	you haven't been gone an hour ... what did you do to yourself
0	You cared so much about me you're just the absolute best #sarcasm
1	You can bring those places with you when you drink coffee or eat cakes . - I'm glad you agree it sounds good .
0	This is stupid ! My disk won't start ! -Pouts- Looks like I can't watch Slumdog Millionare ! Xxx
1	of course you can , good luck
0	Off to the apple hospital in Solihull with Chris's iPhone . He is bereft !
1	been at my friend Laurens all night , cant wait to go on holiday this summer
0	: Pitchers ' muscles are too big ? Yeah , that's what I was thinking too . #Not
1	Talking with my magic magic and playing with the furry baby
0	What a delightful sunny day to be revising politics #not
1	how great would it be just to not have to go to work and play in the garden ?
1	You know that Saget Sausage be calling your name
0	jus got done showerin work time is near KIRSTEN UR SO DAMN CONFUSINGGG !
0	Absolutely love staying home on a Friday night !! #not
0	Booked to Teach effective marketing principles the rest of the week . #fun #sarcasm
0	Disney is really confusing me these days . It was always the fairy tale of a prince and true love and now it's just not . #princecharming #not
0	the Spurs are about as exciting as a bag of dirt
0	really ? dang .. I missed it * sigh *
0	Going to cross fit when I can't even turn my head left ... this should be fun #not
1	hi guysss , just ate my lunch , thinking about mcfly- i love youuu !!! seeing amy in a bitty , wup wup ,, tweet later xxx
1	dunno , I only know you from real life really I'm following stephen fry , he's pretty funny ...
0	More firewood to stack . My favourite . #sarcasm
1	musak works playin stevie wonder " that girl "
1	ha ! Did you watch it till the end ? Your watching treehouse
1	two exams down 8 more to go though !
0	Had a great interview scheduled today , but the doc got called into surgery . Good coverage will have to wait a few more days , I guess
1	You guys have a lot of interesting theories
1	Taylor is the best girlfriend in the world
1	tired as hell from last night . over all great day
0	Whoops just deleted all pictures of you #sarcasm
0	Madison it was literally hilarious . I saw the scene but I COULDNT HEAR I was like .. Wow I payed for this
0	Not bad ... but I have to take a test which is called TEPS ! So I'm studying now even though it's Saturday !
1	love your page ....
0	homee .. tongue is hurting super bad
1	Mummy got me a Cardigan today ;D thank you mummy
1	I will ... im at the dr's office now but when i get a chance , ill get on the computer n be in touch
0	Jumpin in the shower ... hopefully I will get some sleep tonight !
0	my head hurts again
0	Cloudy today
1	I love your videos !
0	is thuper tired and scared
1	awe , poor you . you do deserve homemade peanut butter cookies smothered w/ ganache you can come over too !
1	- BLURRY - MISS TEEN 2009 PAGEANT
1	I didn't watch it yet !!! I'm sooo excited
0	please say you are trying to show how good you are at acting ? lol x
0	didnt get to see ya lolz maybe next time ...
0	Just played the new song on TTR2 and scored 707,091 . Was 6 points off 2nd on the global leaderboard . Thanks !
0	Jayasuriya out as well
0	Those that don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it
1	Who am I kidding ! I'm going back to sleep !
0	Just got stitches !
1	all smiles . I love my small group and I'm so glad I'm finally able to go !
0	Got a major headache today , not sure how I'm gonna get through the day , can't even think coz of the pain
0	So Ollie is all smart in a suit and I'm giving him a lift in my pj's , no makeup and wet hair - he's such a lucky bloke #not
0	I know , it was very sad watching it get towed away
0	I think hating people is my favorite hobby #not sorry
0	Will Smith to the Patriots ? He is definitely going to be a bust because I haven't read his name in any mock drafts #sarcasm
1	not yet , but i will try it soon . any recommended apps ?
0	How do i sign up for that mens summer soccer league ? #do #not #care #if #im #a #girl
0	lol man i wish i could go
1	woke up smiling .. thankful n blessed ... until we meet again
1	Hello honey , how are you ? xxx
1	lmaoooooo
0	some guy in spain won like a 180 million euros
0	Love working in hospitality on a bank holiday weekend .. #sarcasm
0	Ey I find it dead sexist that the man in the #RariWorkOutShow wasn't topless like the females #not #dench #sortit #TheDrop
0	What a lovely morning to be on my way to weekend class #not #ijustwannasnuggle
0	So the is now on #Twitter and they don't even follow #irony
0	shiiit !! cant watch no more , studio session-running late
0	I'm sorry bn bzy i didn't know u lost your mom private it always better anyway ...
0	Then what part of you is good ? lol
1	congratulations on the news
0	I know I am having Annbandonment and Franbandonment issues At least I will have Fran on Wednesday and Sunday .
1	shanicaaaaaa !! don't you miss hearing that through Oak Tech hallways
0	OMG its raining here sucks I miss my TB so much !! these jarheads are cool but still .... need something more !! Damn !!! 2 NYC 2night ? Maybe !
1	Thanks ! It'll be you sooner than you think !
0	The girl at Fred Meyer got hella butt hurt that I payed 1000$ cash . Sorry that's how I save my money #not
0	Wow ! we finally saw Jacob !!! can't believe we have 2 wait until 2010 for LOST & it's the final seaon ! & no Desmond ! grrr ! poor Juliet !
1	Ooh , maybe ! Hunters are tough to beat ! I eat gnomes for breakfast however
0	CRT testing is so fun . #Sarcasm
1	im going outside 2 stretch and dance be back in a few ! :O !
1	Thx for the #followfriday
0	that pretty much sucks ....
0	Here's to sleepin ? #Yeahright
0	So freakkin tired i dont wanna go to work
0	All of these invites to play those silly games on Facebook reallllly make me wanna play them . Keep sending them peeps . #not
0	I can live tweet my lunch break ! #newphone #batterylife #irony
0	Ah . So early !
0	Sometimes I can't tell if my grandma is being sarcastic or not . #yeahcomehomewheneveryouwant #NOT
1	Thank you v much ! You really are too kind ! Please take your time ! x
1	loool i kno i am !
1	ok so i will start calling myself the duke of shit ! awesomfakerob = duke shit ! the wet kind . ' course , in a good way
0	RT : #Irony : Intolerance , violence and hatred ~ Which no religion teaches us . Yet , they are practised like a religion everywher…
0	i miss you glad to see u tomorrow
1	eating mini waffles in my not so mini undies .
1	For starters you can join our discussion about relationships !!!
1	Wahoooooooo ! champs here we cooome
1	You are most welcome !
0	Doctor Who Marathon on SciFi and I can't be home for it .
1	about to head out on a fabulous date . going to have fun yay
0	how comes
1	Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed . Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won't let it put the dampers on our planned bbq
1	Going to try for the good day to continue tomorrow
0	... those clownish hacks Dickens and Austen who keep wrapping things up neatly . Hah , that's for kids . "
1	Awww thanx yuh have a wonderful blessed day as well
0	Nice blog ... you had Pizza I lived through entire Sunday just with the brunch I had at noon
1	thanks babe
0	That is a great hairstyle ! I wonder if I could pull it off
1	OMG meetooo he's so cute . the nick and norah makeout scene , he's so cute and sexy (?) haha ?
1	Another amazing day . Ever since I got a Twitter , I've been having great days
0	seriously ,,,, still no one else tweeting ... so disappointed ...
0	Can't wait to be up all night feeling like shit then running errands and working all day tomorrow , #not
0	So glad I arrived in Chicago during rush hour #not
1	who you supporting xx
0	s/o to for actually getting to school on time !!! #not #alwayslate #disappointment
0	Ok it appears that the iPhone 3.0 update is out yet I decided to update my wife's MacBook while I was waiting .... it's still updating
1	I don't have an app for my phone and this is the first time I have been able to reply to an message .
0	#Tibet is #not a Shangrila #tourist destination but a nation/culture under China's vicious tyranny #trueTibet
0	Stopped to smell the roses . Tripped . Removed a dozen painful thorns , now I've a newfound love for daisy . #irony #fml godvillegame.com
1	ROR , fonctionnel Have fun now
1	which one do you think i am ?
1	at my mums house with jasmine
1	- wish they were available all year , they really help my mood !
0	yup .. been tryin ' to get her some mms
0	Parents just left
0	anyone else shocked by the zicam news today ? permanent loss of smell !? wtf ? had this in house and my hubs has used .
1	Yea I am , I love their music . Their lyrics are so great Is " Apologize " your fave song ?
0	they've finally managed to kill F1 !
1	Hd nite off frm Twitter 2 avoid all the BG(fuck all)T bullshit ! Hd vry nice nite watchn Forgetting Sarah Marshall with Missus Red Wine !
0	they took my camera away upon entrance .
1	STILL IN MIAMI : On My Way 2 Power96 2 Do A Interview All My PPLS IN DA 305 Tune IN !!!!!!!
0	I miss my boyfriend . And I hate essay writing
1	- OOOOOOOOH
1	yesssh
1	Monday ............. PPLLLGGGHHH ( As baby girl would put it )
1	hahaha yeah im fine just got a bit over excited !
0	We'll see how quickly Cuomo fixes issues in deal he bargained at the #WFPconvention . He's great w/ follow through in election promises #not
0	Dude has “Mo Money“ tatted on his right forearm and ”Mo Problems“ on the left . He’s wearing a wife beater and lives in New Brighton #Irony
1	Hoping for an awesome week just like today
0	Sir , rule the country by your own stamp #not the flatterers .
1	dope blog !! thank u
1	haven't had your 15min . of fame yet ? try seeing Jesus in your food , it's worked for dozens of people
0	OMG , I'm so sad , Jay Leno just said his last goodbye .
1	Happn.in - Shows Local Twitter Trends - 9 ( via ) Seattle talking about Project natal and XBOx 360
1	hehehe . I guess so , blech .. I do like that you coerced others to try it first . #winner
1	R : : Will someone go with me to buy a battery ? i'll go but on 1 condition , will i get charge ?
1	sooon soon soon ... next week i think ? you'll have to vote for it once it comes out if you like it !
1	Actually , on weekdays the children are still there , you just don't notice for all the stressed people pushing against you
1	I heart Jon Knight
1	- why thank you !!
0	Been on hold for 4 minutes with !! My FAVORITE way to spend the afternoon . #sarcasm
1	They are showing The Gilmore Girls on the SOAP channel , crazy !!
0	It's really cool to see where people's loyalty is . #gladyouhavemyback #not
1	I wish I was going to the show 2 nite .. Can the baby daddy bus pick me up ? I'm in San Jose ..
0	She has liver disease and cancer . Eventually she's not going to be okay . But praying for every day I can get with her .
0	I guess I'm #Not in the #SpecialVanHalenClub that's OK .. Can I design your next #AlbumCover ? They say it doesn't hurt 2 ask ♢
0	oh how I hate the time difference between where you live and where i live . I've NEVA been able to see you on BlogTv !
0	The white sox !! But the game was rained out .
1	How nana still looks pretty after her surgery is beyond me . Literally she's a little trooper .
1	I saw your posts had become JapanSoc-able etc , good thinking ! Your site is coming along so well .
0	PVR'd it , and just watched it again . Gotta love that he knows how to get the Ladies ..... #not !
0	boredddd sore lip waiting for 3pm wanna talk to bradieeee <3 ehe
0	dawn and flo ( <3 ) arent going ... thats too badd
1	Whaddupppp in lala wit my boiiii bout 2 grub tha usual spot
0	RT : I nearly blew the lips off my face holding in laughter when you tweeted " ok Thrones , blow my mind ! " #IRONY
0	Love how my first day of summer will be spent getting my wisdom teeth out #not
1	Dreamt about how spying on my competitors earnt me millions
1	CIARA & BRITNEY ! AMAZING , AT THE o2 SATURDAY 6TH JUNE !
0	I can't believe I forgot how great the 7:30 a.m. - 8 p.m. Sherwood shift is ! It truly makes life worth living ! #sarcasm or #nah
0	wow my rooms tidy :| haha:') Starving never had no breakfast or lunch boo So much dust flying around hahah
1	I have only 64 to go to 1000 ! race you ! I will give an iPod to my 1000th follower
0	Btw , I was with D this morn & wanted to come in and say bye to everyone but I had no where to park the car .
0	so funny at all the news outlets carrying the story are censoring the images . #irony much ? #FreeTheNipple
0	I just love how you see my tweets and know who I'm talking about but continue to talk to them . #sarcasm
1	- Those earrings r cute
1	i can't believe I'm still awake . But it's worth it
0	i dont even know you , but i cant pretend that i dont care about you
1	Vegas ! mystere was amazing , off to help people
0	got back from shops , bought a dress+some earings ! bff a present for her birthday even tho i cant be there bloomin zante's then aint it !
1	: whose got the crabs ? Funny stuff ! * Thankfully n o-o nes put theirs hands up to this so far
1	lakers all day everyday !!!!!
1	Gosh , I still feel weird after those hamburgers for dinner yesterday ... hopefully the chicken soup today will help me feel better .
1	turning in for real this time . Night all
0	work here i come yuck
1	loved star trek here's to hoping dinner is just as amazing at Casa Reyes restaurant .
0	couldn't get a wink of sleep last night , im bricking it over this exam tomorrow there is nothing good on tv between 1 and 6am !!!
0	i didn't even get that dark ! i spent four hours in the sun too !
0	When I moved here I was coming off of playing baseball for my college and was 192 pounds that season , now im 172 lol
1	This weekend was exactly what I needed ! Rested , relaxed and ready to take on another week Now bring on these storms !!
0	My addictions are watching all baseball games , the news , and jalapeños . I'm totally a stereotypical 24 year old girl . #not
0	gonna have a long day 2moro dealin with my father in laws wife
1	im 99% its prerecorded to . he is so cool .
1	Its my BDAY !!!
0	You stopped following me girl !
0	There is an amazing lack of offense in this game . #sarcasm
0	Well today has been a SUPER day so far #sarcasm
0	has been doin graphics work for aaaaaaaaaaaages now x
1	getting ready to do something with the family
0	Thank you CWebb for the rant on camera men being too close , passionate words my brotha ! #sarcasm
1	Did you actually win a trip ? :O That would be so cool
1	, nice show , my wife wants to meet you at fenway N2 . been following since 1994 . tweet me up bro - 15 years and counting smittay
0	And so is hosting the two days before our exams . Super bummed that I can't watch it . #perfecttiming #not
0	It didn't work the first 100 times , it makes so much sense to try it again ! #Not
1	watching on ESPN ! watch now
0	Gee , think the NBA/ officials want a game 7 ?! Let's just hand the Thunder this W ! #pathetic #not surprised #NBAsucks
1	Going to guiding on river . Fishing with beginners . Yesterday we tied simple rainbow tubes and now we are going test them !
0	With all my " uppity " characteristics I miss the waffle house
0	Now all of the sudden you care about me ? what a great dad you are #not
1	So - I have decided to unblock my twitter feed for a bit and stretch my legs , so to speak . Hello world !
1	Off to be a dinner guest !
1	Sounds more like you're the one who is slightly impaired this morning .
0	tweet . someone me ?
1	tell Will to quit messing around .
1	UStream over , and my gosh was it filthy . I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MISSED IT !
0	I have to get my engagement ring sized today ... and will be without my amazing rock for too long damn and I just got it too
1	see my new friend and have a gin and tonic for me
1	Off to work again . Yo ho , Yo ho , another day at the hell hole
0	good for you for being the sensible one lol . It sucks you're leaving we'll miss you
0	is finished reading old texts , and the train hasn't moved for fifteen mins
0	Hard out ! Too bad none are for me Not that I need them ! The brownie made me feel sick just looking at it !
1	ii * am to hype to sleep , but to lazy to do ne thing lol .. listening to day26 on the i-pod & some bowwow lol im hype ..
0	working like a donkey , feeling like an ass #not #a #good #day
1	Cooking with the boys . Stirfry . At midnight . Oh , the joy that is my life .
0	Irony & Boe ! - London , United Kingdom . #irony #boe #london #unitedkingdom #graffiti #streetart … instagram.com/p/opYV5dqqXL/
1	I left Ramon and Neva at Mocca and Lia went off to play Frisbee at the park . I will give them your regards
1	Thank you Jay-Z for the new track " Death of Autotune " nahh naaah naaah nahhh heeyy heeey heeeey , gooodbyeee ! thank u Hov
0	I think I could hold my own against these kids in this spelling bee . #not #unreal
1	go ahead and try it
1	thank you so much ! i always have a ball with you guys . hope to see you soon .
0	RT : Pot meet kettle , and look up the word #irony , you #moron .
1	I'm being silly ... but * now * I kinda wish I had more booze How are you chica ?
0	RT : Allie and my dad are gonna get along great ... #sarcasm
1	Pip's got a bag fetish .
1	- want a haircut ? * brandishes scissors *
1	ohh haha i think i get it now thx lol
0	Can't sleep . Too many things are going through my head .
0	RT : A customer just said I was stupid and the cause of their downfall . My feelings are crushed , boo . Truly . #sarcasm
1	You went pillow hunting tonight ehh ? They got you wore out ?
0	Weather has turned cold and damp . Perfect day for doing my tax return on line . Wish me luck .
1	Lunch time ... we had dinner hours ago ... lol ! HI ! What are hot rolls ??
1	Haha ! I am assessing the moment .
0	im gnna use my #galaxys3 as hot pan to make omblet now !! recent #androidupdate \n #sarcasm \n(jus incs they take dis as complimnt -_-)
1	That's two or three reasons -not- to see it in my book , but I'm glad you enjoyed it
1	I need to get some batteries today for my keyboard , take my hard drive back to comet , and see if I can find Sims 3 while I'm out .
1	fresh showerrrr
0	Ripped off by and spoken to like a child by a member of staff at Kirkcaldy .. #not happy #hopeyouloseyourfranchise
0	I wish North Little Rock had bike trails for cyclists to ride . They are having to ride on the highway and slow down traffic . #sarcasm
0	PM ? I have to leave at like 3 because I'm going to a party record it and put it on youtube ! good luck !
0	well me and drew are currently pulled over right now because manteno cops are fucking awesome #sarcasm
0	sketchy cell . BS version of platform tents = military canvas over pallets . Rain not letting up
1	Squash 84's " Disco 3000 " is out today , exclusively at Beatport ! Very happy about this
0	More revision tomorrow all over soon though ...
0	LOL I wish me dear , you've obviously not seen my photo ! Work dinner and c400 pages of reports await me
0	Oh the joy of my grandpas IV port not working this morning ... \n #not #frustrated #tooearlyforthis
1	Getting my history mark in a few minutes
1	TeamManila+Terno = uber coolness . when will the shirts be available ? posting about this on my blog later . will that be alright ?
1	great ! I found it already . You could also replied Rtfm , for i found it in the faqs . Keep up the good work .
1	learning biology is veeeeery successful
0	Now its sports with KENS-5's Joe Reinagel .... Steve is talking about his sad showing at the track this weekend Shocks at the Derby !
0	too bad you weren't on regis and Kelly longer but it was good !
0	downfall to fallin alseep nice n early .... waking up at this time and bein wide awke #great #NOT xx
1	I'm so sleepy today ; maybe it's the rain ~ It's dark and cool , and rainy ~ My day's wide open ; no mtgs , rehearsals or deadlines
1	Going to the lake with Tara tomorrow
1	Couldnt sleep ! So I decided to eat a carton of ice cream N0w I know ice cream is the best at 4am !! yum
1	lol ... iv over stepped the mark havent i .. sorry
1	Finally cooled off a bit . Was able to get house cleaned and OMG it needed it
0	just had to call home to find out how to make hot dogs . im obviously totally ready to be in the real world #not
0	omg i dont feel good taking theraflu then going to bed ... le sigh
1	Yeah , what's up with that ? Bookseller Barbie ?
1	u know what that means .... U gotta get me one too ....
1	SHAKE AND BAKE .
0	finding out your " friends " basically threw you under the bus is the perfect ending to a long ass day #sarcasm #sodamndone
1	theres always next week if your interested x x x
0	I unfollowed u , \nBut somehow u still in my TL \nLol :D \n #Sarcasm kinda day
1	Morning ppl
0	So , go away 4 a week & come back 2 find Poch has gone to spuds , RL on way to Liverpool and most of the rest of the squad want out ! Gr8 - #not
0	up to 88 followers .. Steppin up in the world #not
0	I so need something to help adjust stock levels either that or a much bigger house LOL
1	Hey , listening to Radio 1 now , always am lol . oh , and can u follow me please ? Thanks
0	So sick ... Probably shouldn't have gone to work . My body hates me
1	. for the record , I bought a tea
0	ok so she is good and wants to start modeling but no one will reply to me because i dont have any followers So sad not really but ..
0	Gotta love these college bats #sarcasm #RuiningBaseball
0	sounds amazing . How did the yard sale go ? I wanted to come but I had to work .
1	- Thanks for Mr Tweet recommendation Bron . I wonder how you did that ? They say I Twitter 9x more than Twitter founders !
0	Its like they're staring at me ... I will pick you up later you shouldnt have fallen out the window then #lazy #alittlebitguilty #not
1	the question was why you subjected yourself to such torture for so many hours . I think i pretty much know the answer now
0	Haven't ridden this week !! #not enough hours , #kidsonholiday , #knackered !!! :(
0	everybody but my friends
0	awwee scary </3
1	hahaha .... me holla .... I don't think so
0	caved in and bought some iphone apps ... sally's day spa ? sally's hair salon ? omg ... im such a sucker
1	I'm able to search your tweets
1	love it ! And I'm stuck at home doing an essay .. How the tables have turned ! #irony #jealous
1	aawww . i'm sorry craigers !!!! would you like to learn ?? that'd be something we can do when i visit !!
1	Following only 1 New Kid ? I ' m following all of you And I thing every NK-Lady on Twitter does
0	Wow a year ago today I arrived in LA . I still love you , City of Angels , but I don't love your hockey team #sorry #not
1	indeed it is ! Very good
1	We'll make sure you get that balanced viewpoint ! When are you moving ?
1	you liked braid ? Did you guess what the whole relationship story is a metaphor for ? I sure as hell did not , it just confused me
1	June 18 , 2010 = Toy Story 3 . I am such a child and I love it .
1	RT : #Irony Your teacher giving you a 30 minutes speech on time management .
0	I hate your face .
1	My beauty queen yall seem to love her sweet wittle face . May be I'll make a Cindy Pic Of The Day hehehe
0	star party is over ..................... booty cruise is 2 weeks away
0	#iremember Pogs , yoyos , sherbert straws and Gogos at school . Man those things were so fun they always got banned
1	ure going to summer school ?
0	Get treated like a right c**t all the time #not #taking #it #anymore
1	M-dawg , A-dawg here . Package 050505 has been received . AKA , you are so precious ! Thanks mucho for the present -- perfecto !
0	god hates doing homeworkk !!
0	Has a four day weekend !!! Getting ready to get my glucose test
1	Yep ! You should come & visit sometime
0	So u just gon abandon us ??
1	Sweet dreams !
0	Trying to get hit on ? Go out wearing a hat with badger ears on it . The men flock . #not
0	Wonder why Microsoft can't build a better browser , while they can build great , advanced software like Visual Studio
1	Me either- it sucks lol- How are you love
1	Good Morning Tweeps !!!... Everyone get up and Plant some more Seeds for 2mrw !... Don't let Saturday limit your Success by Being Lazy !
0	Let me tell you , it's really attractive when you blast hip hop & holler at me from your car ... #letmethrowmynumberatyou #NOT
1	Rasti faghat 400 toman sharjam monde
1	-
1	In London today for an awards lunch , how very nice
0	Aaargh !! Kyoko's Macbook's HD is dead and all data lost . Not sure when it was last backed-up either New HD free though
1	is outta here for the weekend . Good stuff planned : canoe trip , reading , quilt-working , and seeing Pixar's " Up " in 3D . Sweet !
1	#whyitweet because i have 13 followers
0	not ok . i dont usually cry in movies .
0	#searchforn Got all 5 clues but there are no phones near me
1	had her first " Its-It " icecream sandwich and thinks the vanilla original is way better than the mint .
1	yes ! I play tenor sax myself , always love a good sax player
0	( WoW ) Got pwned with a raid party trying to kill one of the 4 World Dragons .
1	is finally starting her assignments
1	Wondering why is a junk friend .
1	Muh ha ha ha ha ! I mean , what plans ?
0	Wisdom teeth tomorrow yayyy ! So excited to not be able to play euphonium . #not #crying
1	hey there !! Glad to see you on here
0	all these meds are counteracting each other . one wants food gone the other's tryina keep it down . makes for an unhappy ( and hungry ) joy
0	#sarcasm #funnies #ecards instagram.com/p/noKyBsnnbb/
1	Ouch ! Hope you're okay !
1	Tortillas & Tequila ! Mixtape coming soon ! #Good #Music #Mexican #Not #What #Y'all #Think #Yee
1	think his wife has always been pretty hands on , so to speak
1	That's a fav - Thank you ! Lennon lives on in so many hearts
1	il be leaving internet and my cellphone for almost 3days , starting now ! vacation vacation !
1	Hrm not really . There's one song I like , and it's just instrumental
1	No prob , my friend ; smart-arsery is appreciated here . And glad you enjoy the jokes !
0	#GrannyEscort on C4- 84 year old recovering from a major operation looks hot ! #NOT #PUKE
0	we're not gonna be in the computer lab tomorrow in orchestra ... it was really fun making videos with jessie !
0	#familyforce5 already went down to number 7
1	Goodnight everyone ! I had a good time . Everyone was SWELL
0	“ : We all know someone we want but can never get” wow ... This isn't the story of my life #sarcasm
1	do u like simple plan ? and thank you yesterday was a day i will never forget ! thank u thank u c'mon spend ur day off in rio Xx
0	looking forward to p.e tomorow but not double maths
1	At the crepe company in farmers market for lunch with my mommy
1	Thought #2 : In regard to " Oops . Busted . Shhh . Bye . " Is someone getting addicted to Twitter ? ha ha ha
0	Ahhh , Mother's Day . I for one love and respect mine more than her ego will allow her to fully accept . I REALLY wish she lived closer .
1	Just walked my dog on local wasteland . The weeds were taller than he was . He loved it . Now I'm going to lie back and read . Umm Sundays
1	I'll stop ... but seriously it's not getting old on this side of the game
0	Pain in my half head Half is Alright
0	So excited to get out at 1 tomorrow and then go work 1:30 -6 #NOT
1	if you dont know what im talking about , its pretty funny
1	Yeah , definitely . But I had fun , so that's all that matters .
1	Aww hope you get it done !!!
1	i am not a whore , I am not a succubus . I will not believe that i'm evil . cause I'm not . I just like sex .
0	And this is my last weekend before school tomorrow ..
0	Awh wow that's the best prize I've ever got #sarcasm
0	i wanna go to america . i miss my cousin`s there . ) INCLUDING YOU HARRY POTTER !
1	Off to revise for a bit back soon
0	Thank you fracking ! #sarcasm
1	Thank you so much for the
0	: I was not unhappy either :P :D thanks anyway ;) #sarcasm #ThingsILearntFromSheldon
0	ha , rudely woken up ? i woke up to screaming .. beat that . UGH SEAN TAKE ME TO PRECON im about to cry here
0	come and watch #BGT and see a bloke chucking an old woman around the stage ! #classictv #not
0	Feeling somewhat sick today .
0	Chris Brown Court trial June 22 , 2009 . Hopefully this will be the last court date bcause . This is getting on my last nerve
1	Nah . I actually kind of like the irony now
1	today was amazing . i LOVED looking the kitchen stuff oooh ! AND the tv im getting !
0	Yes we must coddle those who are in a panic about teh gays . #nohomo #sarcasm
1	I love how my PINK water bottle doesn't actually have any pink on it whatsoever #irony pic.twitter.com/eIpNXbsNcH
1	WOW ! Now that was a Victory Party for the Outlaw's Last night ! 1/2 Case Bubbly and 6 Bottles !
0	Looks like is organising one . I cant make it You coming to the tweetup next Friday ?
1	Mind u guess that means I have a beutiful soul ? Eyes being the windows 2 it etc
1	Yes , don't you love kid's clocks ... they never seem to match ours !
0	Just remembering that our WW2 vets fought against dictatorial rule . Sadly , we have a my way or the highway PM and govt . #cdnpoli #irony
1	Ahhh pancake . How are you cupcake .
1	LOL That's a better way to put it haha ...
1	we expect no less
0	Don't you just love it when you're not even worth a response to somebody ? \n #sarcasm
0	Wanna get frozen yogurt !? I can't drink
0	Such a lovely day outside ... and I'm stuck inside revising for my exam tomorrow #thisisthelife #not
1	I love you too man , so much . <3 Safeway bags , skateboards , and mcdermoth .
0	I'm bored and tired but really do not want to go to bed yet
0	I particularly like the last sentence of that tweet . #irony
0	Ate something that's got me super sick ! Haven't felt that in a while ... I suspect bad salsa at #costa vida
1	Well , there's a second one at 4 , if you're up for dragging your butt down then .
1	- Making something sweet
1	You in between Speidi in a " Lovie's Legacy " pose would be too much to hope for ?
1	went to expo + bumped into more seftoners ! life is good . chs tennis knockout tomorrow
1	thx man
1	Back in my home state
0	Fucking foot !!! Hurts so much , and nothing I do will make it better
0	Back to class for me . Almost two hours of Shakespeare and Renaissance await me . Oh joy ! #not
1	back from his disconnected break . always good to unplug every once in a while
1	Just opened my eyes ahhhhh smell the money
1	, good luck with mesh !! DEQQ is awesome , it's going to blow everyone away !
0	me too
0	Love and me dont seem to go together either ..
1	JD need to put u in oceans cause u looking fresh in that pic
0	RT : And my filling fell out today ... :) Just like I dreamed it would happen . So , what's next ? #Sarcasm
1	Goonda the movie .. YES ! Prabhuji is Mithunda himself .. referred to as Prabhuji by mortals like us
0	i wont be there im doing the shirts on the 27th
0	YAY DOCTOR WHO !!! I also wish your AIM worked . <3 Miss youuuu
0	exam tomorrow .. dammit , i just want a vacation :/
1	have a great time , or is this training for the Olympics in London ???
1	hanging out at sara's house finally got some color so im not a pasty pillsberry dough girl .
1	TGIF but I have to work all weekend so not really ...
1	Making an extremely large graduation cake starting tonight ... it'll be fun/stressful/tedious/tiring/awesome ... good times !
1	that illustrates quite well that you're a girl and I'm a boy
0	Feet hurt from standing on concrete for the last 8 hours .
0	Hi there . It seems you have disconnected my broadband line but when I called BT Tech Support was unclear on why
1	Setting up a public Github account so I can start sharing some of my code that could b useful to others but does not hurt my IP portfolio
1	I'm going to herd all these boys into the park for some running about and stuff
0	Trying to get motivated . Too rainy for walking , & so dark I've had to put the lights on . Having to spend money on road tax & phone bill
0	is work dreading class n the change of externship next week
0	If #SteveBallmer does buy #LAClippers - Ex-CEO of #Microsoft buying into #Sportstecfamily member running on  #Irony #Sportscode
1	: i love my friends . my true friends that is
1	David , you're the Mr Twitter Universe ! Congrats ! Haha , am throwing you a virtual party weehoo !
1	anytime , my pheasant friend ... anytime
0	You are so funny . Hahahahaha ! #sarcasm
0	When listening to music and then you feel some type of way #say something #not a bad thing #all of me #love more #bad #thinking bout you
0	says missed the artfire sneakers
1	is impressed by the cost and efficiency of the new LPG wagon - just like an American I can say I've got to fill up with GAS now
1	is wishing all his followers a good Saturday morning . I am Duty Officer again at the Zoo , so looking forward to seeing aminals Also ...
1	You watch BOF ?
1	HEY GIRL ! how are ya ? I JUST got home & am checkin my twitter ! Did you have a good day ? THANKS for your message I will
1	That would be great . Hopefully I've not used them before & my body's become used to them already
1	Just got it . Waiting for some sort of verification now .
0	RT : the group of white girls saying in a white girl tone " this is so white " #irony #livetweetTFIOS
0	ya i was down in london on tues and it was beautiful outside , too good to last
1	lmfao ! thats ur way ! he other one is my way but i like ur way aswell !
1	ah maybe that was the problem , in that case it's a drupal bug , not ours
0	#kkr . Losing 6 wickets in 9 balls is a world record !! I hope you are proud about it ! #sarcasm #rrVSkkr #IPL
1	thank u 4 the follow my man dnt go droppin my ass now lol
0	I am literally so pissed that i finished OITNB in 3 days ... Pretty sure next season comes out next summer
1	lol no no im still a big JASPER AND ALICE FAN i just said he looks HAWT ! hehe
1	haircut . that was necessary now - colognetour with lars
1	- hahaha i want your glasses
0	Being bored ... Nothing on tv And thinking of the great performance of Metallica at Pinkpop , exactly a year ago ...
0	me too ! you havent tweeted in bare girl ! how're you ?
1	aww you're so cute : $ ! love you <3 ! missing you already . Good luck 2day muah !
0	man !! cant believe it , fedex is losing
0	yeah , I'm sure people will be hiring like crazy ! #not
1	That's interesting - I have just initiated a formalisation of how to read people like books . Previously knew how to do , but not describe .
0	Our neighbor loves shitty music . For example , nickel back ... She loves playing it loud ... in the morning .
1	just changed syntax highlighter from my blog to - thumbs up
1	: Block the spam-bot silly
1	Uh oh ! Hope nothing too damaged .
1	awwww ... I wub Matt . And I wub " our " Chris to .
0	It's 1 am . I keep wanting this more and more . I really need to go to sleep , I'm getting to caught up
0	lol ye , im on Kor Gall , got warlock , only lvl 27 tho lvl25-30 is a bitch
0	A child at the prom had a seizure & was taken away in an ambulance Luckily it was towards the end-feel so bad , what memories of prom nit
1	Hey ! Lembra de mim do show de ontem ? Danielle
0	wishing i was in the city with the girls
1	I'm tired today .... but I did have fun last night !
0	Even more important is the meeting with the Copyright Office . I don't like it ; not at all ...
1	damn skippy it does ! Lol
0	yes sadly
0	Living the dream #sarcasm #reclinerboundfor2weeks #hipsurgeryrecovery
0	Yeah send it over to me . .. I just love ironing #Not \nDid you remember my stick of rock ? Lol
1	Definitely all time fave : " The Smiths ? This Charming Man . extra jangly version .. ya !! ... ?
0	yeah she has fucking ppl in our fucking school need to get over themselves . im sick of it
0	What a lovely way to spend my only night off work . #not
0	A beautiful sunny day ... perfect for a first aid course #not
1	carmex ? THAT'S WHAT'S UP
0	chances the Yankees make CC the highest paid Long man in the league by the end of the year ? #Sarcasm #SeriouslyThough
0	last night was good , but someone stole my mattress , I want it back .. ( don't know how to explain this one to my parents )
1	Good and night my fellow Tweeple . Tomorrow is another day .
0	The drumline performance in encore was insane ! Thanks ! #not #stoodtherefor50minutes
1	Adding upcoming gigs to my ongoing drunken itinerary for the next few months . If you have any requests .. feel free to spam them ?
1	When I see your face / it's like sunlight dripping . #irony #sunlight #bagraiders The Nelson-Atkins… instagram.com/p/orleBSJyni/
0	RT : Contacts are out . Socks are off . I'm turning up tonight . #sarcasm
1	me and russell can't wait too long . He misses me too much
0	its soooooooooooo cold
0	how was the jolly dude ? Bet your so glad to be home ! #not
1	i think i'll got 600 tweets today *-* and don't kill me , please
0	That'd be one hell of a damn workout ! #sarcasm #truestory #factoflife #becauseican #igetithonestly … instagram.com/p/nln01Bjn02/
0	Take it that live show never happened
1	I'm like dieing to go to the beach :| tannnnning
0	Guess I'll go for the team I hate less this year . #not
1	Nevermind Boo , its workin now
0	I forgot to say I got horribly sick while I was in Mexico . No it's not Swine flu . Which I know makes horribly depressed
1	Hah , husband needs to be as close to Taylor Lautners body pray . pray . pray . hehe .
1	cool - will have a think and get back to you
1	Recommended to ' he/she is great in ... PJs and ridiculous conversation ! Well done Elysia ... '
1	first day of work tomorrow ... meep . nerves suck . still excited about the spock poster . on the 22nd hour of heroes in a week
1	Oops crashed out last night at 8pm ! Slept like a baby through to 6am , feel masses better for it though
0	i really would like a whole day where i dont think about h.w and i dont have nething due .
0	Being ditched has gotta be the best feeling in the world .. #not
0	Why is rpattz in italy without me
1	yesterday was the BERLIN STREETDANCE CHAMPIONSHIP . We won the 3rd place . I ? m so happy
0	wait I thought hated puppies/kittens ??? Wallabys too !!!!!
0	Stuck at work til 0230 I'll celebrate quietly with some pasta
0	haha silly girl . i'm sorry though
0	ah thats better snow patrol ! now to be stuck indoors still weekend coming up and fresh air excellent hope its sunny !
1	Happy Monday everyone ! I hope you have a fantastic week !
0	Soooo I'm done with season 4 . And now done with life . . #not #rita #
0	ha ha brilliant gr8 footballer such a shame he got so lost tis a good one for young footballers to learn from !
1	Church this morning : great . Brunch : great . Shopping : great . Wishing this wasn't our last day with the Aussies !
0	Sorry for not living MY life , the way YOU wanted me to #NOT
1	here bb ~ * shares *
1	Have got new wheels on my trolley .... pneumatic as well .... extra bouncy !
0	Oh your boyfriend whistles at you so you follow him ? I forgot that you were a dog . #sarcasm #hesadouche
1	Oh And btw that soysauce and egg thing dint work out ppl ... .. andy roddick .. U owe me a couple of eggs .. win wimbl and we'l call it even
1	You know it aint a thing !
1	: i'll be wearing green tomorrow
0	oh dw I thought you meant something else , hope u run like that at the tour #not
1	excited as the storms are starting to slowly come in sad that my stomach hates my medicine :/
1	could you please let me know if your album is available on iTunes ? Hehe Thanks !
0	I've been single for far too long ! I know you all wanted to know that :p haha #not
1	Atm Loving Andy - xxxjessicaxxx : DUDDDE we should hang out one day xD
1	really ? I've been to San Antonio , but it's too far from where I live . So you're part Japanese ? Cool
1	On my way to model in the 32nd Angels of Easter Seals fashion show ; lots of fun for a fat girl !
1	Hopefully you mean the Disney Utena and not the Mickey Akio .
0	Damnit . I wanna getthe new update , but Ive got a longdrive 2morrow . Goin 2 bed w/ a sad face Stupid Apple , I fart in ur general direction
1	playing my pet zash in pet society !
0	Apparently we've had all the equipment for the Stanley cup final at our house all day ? Lol good thing we lock our doors ... #not
0	Cleaning bouncy houses out at 9am on my Saturday morning .. Exactly what I want to do ! #NOT
0	lol a whole one person . I'm so proud of u . #congrats #sarcasm #itsnotthatlate
1	hi ! ;) how's your day ?
1	fuck it !
0	me sad
1	fav'd . will check when on a pc
1	hahah , you own lab.hr I own lab.ba, seems that we think in similar ways
1	Oh , it's about identical twin snowflakes I actually have it available as a free " e-book " right now
1	I think you were dreaming that ! However , my memory does suck so maybe not
1	- I found this here on Twitter
0	Procrastinating going to bed - because I'm too tired to do the bedtime ritual . #irony
0	maggie baby got out , hit by a truck , but shes okay .. for now
1	#iremember Watchin the movie Clueless singin ' : ' Rollin with the Homies ' LOL
0	Glad I can always count on you to make me feel better . #Not
0	Is suffering from , " Lack of Internet Access " , so bare with me if I don't respond as quick as I used to
1	Off to bed !! Had a pretty good Sunday !
1	earth day w/my panda bwears
1	mmmmm new emery , and seeing traci turnblad .
1	I really like gewustraminer
0	Woo ! I have to be with my little brothers 8th grade buddies again tonight ! Yay ! So excited ! #Not #Sarcasm
0	Shoe Fail
0	dear anyone going to all time low ' i am soo jelouse!'
1	Well done last night - You were absolutely amazing !
0	Is really bored . Chatting with shakaaa !!
0	I just love hearing my brother say he can't wait for me to leave for college #not
1	getting on myspace . finished watching " hes just not that into you " great movie
1	love you , gorgeous !
0	Just got a call from my brother I don't speak to that my other gram is dying in the hospital ... Well it's been a fun week . #not
0	what why didn't you tell me about a new wale mixtape is it as good as the mixtape about nothing ?
1	Ima go to sleep long day ahead .... And its all Benicks fault , i so dislike him . >=( Well Good Nite World !
1	Hi Mcaa , Thanks for help me , i love you
0	A lot of players are getting hurt on these friendly game ! #not #good
0	it's my first time , so to speak .. I m going for the costumes !
1	Dude is life ! Like literally ! I'm starving and I'm actually tempted to break this " diet " & get something good to eat !
1	Nearly mown down in crosswalk by van emblazoned with " SAFETY SOLUTIONS ! " #irony
0	Bekdache , the hand made #icecream from #damascus is now found in #beirut's #southern #suburbs / #irony instagram.com/p/on8J2CkfhP/
1	Thanks J ! U take the best pics ! Some of Jonathan , plz ?
1	did you take milions of pics ?
1	Bff weekend festivities are still continuing with planning and movie marathon ahead !!!!
0	Supes dupes excited for my 9 AM shift .... #not
0	19 year old DJ's used to do better reports of the education systems of foreign countries back in my day #sarcasm
0	Yeah I agree . They're trying to rape us , so to speak . They want to take pretty much all of our assets
0	That right there was an impressive first inning for out offense ... #Impressed #Sarcasm smh ...
1	teeheehee . i got a spray on tatoo at Animal Kingdom . The lady said it'll last for weeks !
0	I have the attention span of a fish #work #is #not #being #done
0	Yay Mexican Independence Day ! Cinco de Mayo ! #sarcasm
1	just finished 2 projects and an essay .. last highschool assignments for the rest of my life .
1	Just saw a guy throw a cigarette on the lawn of the Environmental Protection Agency building . #irony
1	you should also make one for all of the baseball team !!
0	about to leave for my cousin's wedding . I'm missing a soccer knock-out comp for this
0	You realize that when your friend doesn't have time for you when you have time for him only when he/she has time for you
1	splunk rules , just had to throw that out one more time
0	At the emergency room
1	new video !! me and addie doing the hoedown throwdown
1	they make the vest hot chocolate here
0	Trio of jovial ladies came by , seemed to like my villain handbooks , but didn't buy them
0	No , the best way is to hide under the bed ! #sarcasm
1	what about your GC Family . you have your fans too
1	G'morning! Bagrut today ... Off to school . Wish me luck !
1	hehehe ... i refuse to pick a side .... best of both worlds for me ... im greedy
1	Now back to my life ... Nothing to do waiting for the bedtime
0	“ : Unnecessary hashtags annoy me” #sothisannoysyou #if #so #im #not #even #sorry
0	Note to self , remember coffee is a diaretic
0	sorry it was a pain but thanks for voting for my little guy
0	Just took my blood pressure . Is a little high .
1	It feels pretty awesome to just realax and hang out at home
1	So funny !
1	Because he is Chuck Norris ' father
0	that's not cool I ate one
1	Yea i know ! hey , you're in the future and i'm still in the past . I think this is cool cause we can talk at the same time !
0	My brother comes home friday .... Let the fun begin #Sarcasm
1	Meanwhile I'm leaving for some work .. U mail me at admin@shoutmeloud.com and I will try to answer all your queries
1	love this game on PS3 too ^^ i think it's my favorite have funny time ;) take care !
0	please let the rain stop so the phillies game is on
0	BigBrother next friday ( GOOD ? /BAD ? ) - " priority tickets " - the least they could give us 4 not letting us in Xfactor
1	bruhhh you missing out that shit good it melts in your mouth literally
0	Ive heared that if you show tons of cleavage in your snapchats to your Ex he will magically want you back . #not #youknowwhoyouare
0	what tv show should i download ?? damn , all the good tv shows are finished with their season ... i gotta wait till the next comes out
1	.. rock this world !
1	Thinking .... I think too much don't need to worry about those who aren't worried about me .
0	oh dang if I knew that was giving you trouble I would have helped you figure that out sooner .
0	i'm home from the chiropractor . i have nothing to do
0	After hrs of live updates for #indian #terrorists , is nw praising Pak Army at same pace . #irony
1	no haha there probably will already be a big group of people waiting
0	I would wake up with a ridiculous migraine and throw up . #YesILoveMigraine #Sarcasm
0	Oh joy . Having a root canal done Monday and returning to work Tuesday . #somuchfun #NOT
1	you're a cool bean
1	* shakes fist * . Youse guys !!! Some other time then .
0	I hate sunburn
1	hey what channel thing is nova ?????
1	nighty night .. disneyland tomorow
0	yeah , its soo painful . idk wtf is going on in my stomach .
0	Well today's going to be exciting and filled with human contact #not
1	holy shit . I'm a lucky girl . Hot mother fucking dude . So cute . Mine
1	Yes .. yes it has soooo good !
1	yes m'dear! yay i shall see you later
0	Thanks for canceling plans without telling me .... you are so cool . #not
0	But I do give the Rangers props and wish them luck in the final ! Maybe I'll put my Rangers hat to good use .. #not
0	Well my senior year of baseball is officially over with a fractured wrist . Not exactly how I wanted to leave the game ...
1	Watched WALL-E ... AGAIN . Now checking out The Happening on Cinemax , then off the rents for the night . Safe trip boys ! NYC'll miss you .
1	you are very welcome !
1	Welcome to twitter !
1	Is it possible 2 amplify the word slut by placing a booyah ! in front of it Followed by a open palm shove to the nose ? Of course it is !
1	Well , I hope she would have realised what she was doing ;) Nite nite , sleep well !
0	RT : Why is it that Westerners can watch horror movies yet avoid the real horror of the Nazis their Govts support ? #Irony
1	I just saw you on Nurse Jackie and I thought you were funny ! Great job ! Enjoy your mom's cooking !
1	tnx for voting ! tweet me ! I'm online^^ ,.
0	Heard a certain little shindig got a glimpse of the red , white & blue ... ' flashing lights ' edition 2night . I'm ... SHOCKED #Sarcasm #Busted
1	I heard you got a Weiner WHistle You should plug your new movie review site
1	listening to yui . soon will be going to my cousin's bday
0	johnnyboyca my first ticket . owen said sorry to the chp
0	Yes ! My #DD competition certification JUST arrived in the mail . Riding my bike to post office to mail it in #Irony #JustinCase
0	Funny enough , I never watched Dr Who . I don't know why ...
1	Love it Bo ! You sing it so well . Damn you you talented bastard !
1	Welcome BACK !!!! That is great
1	hi twitter people
0	not sure if my phone will make it . dont text me
0	woow cool ! I wish to see it too but my french course awaits me tomorrow morning at 9 ! I support brazil ! Kaka
1	Welcome aboard Rob ! It's great to see you on Twitter Come join us senile fans of Twitmania .
1	just listened to Black Eyed Peas ' HORRIBLE new album , now I'm heading to bed . Goodnighttttttt , dream BIG !
1	Extremely happy I got to hangout with my Tori tonight . It's so amazing that we can relate even more now
0	When you enjoy a film that Twitter agrees to hate troll en masse ? Good times , people . Makes Twitter all worth it . \n\n #sarcasm
1	haha i have soo many
0	I love getting home from one job and going right to the other #not #whatislife
1	1 day and 16 hours !!!
1	: great thats very nice
1	ROFL at t-shirt .
1	applied to three jewelery stores in yd and got a call for an interview the same day yay me !
1	Glad to hear it ! I'm doing awesome ! I'm writing more to my story and haven't hit " the wall " ( yet ) ... so life is good !
1	- I got my face painted at Relay for Life !
0	Me too
1	Good night girl . Thanks for tweeting with me .
1	“ : PRETTY LITTLE LIARS COMES BACK TONIGHT YES”\n\niM LITERALLY SCREAMING
1	- I WANT ONE *---* ; You guys look really good on this photo
1	Quote That Gets The Point Across . NO Such Thing As Too Young . It's A Pretty Song I Think
1	I just went through the most stressful 2 hours of my life . UGH ! CONGRATULATIONS !!
1	Ben , it's currently 19C here ! Coldest night of the year so far ! I wish you could see my smile !
0	now I have to sit thru a 3 hour dance recital of my sister's on mother's day ...
0	Ate a Luna breakfast bar yesterday before I knew it wasn't gluten-free ! Crap . It was good and the kids liked it , too .
0	if the chefs cook your food wrong wouldn't don't tip me ; so if I go get my hair done and you make me cry I'm not tipping you . #do #not #care
1	ok i think sleep time is going to be now .. can't wait until tomrrow so i can get lines vines and trying timess
1	haha perhaps I need nothing more Perhaps the world tells us we need more , than we already are to keep us moving
1	Im glad you remember a time when you weren't a celebrity . Or that the rest of us in the human race exist !
1	At epcot with my two new favorite boys . Outside of morocco . Best day yet so far .
1	haha cool , it better come out on dvd is it the last day in the cinema today ?
1	come on msn you tit !
1	I checked out the site . I think it's perfect .
1	Thanks for the heads up , Ethan . Watching it now
0	that's awesome ! Too bad I can't make any of the others either #marsiscoming
0	RT : #Fraudster +Terrorist . on the run 4rm #AssamPolice happily tweeting Shit abt a Patroit . #IRONY ....
1	my maps on maps.google.com.my: klang valley traffic cameras . help wanted
1	You should sing " Twinkle Twinkle little star "
0	I love it when you bring your annoying kid over . #not
0	Know how u are sposed to make choices w/ your brain + NOT w/ yr heart ? Since my brain CAME crazy I'm gonna try just listening to my heart
0	Well that was completely shocking . #sarcasm #fuckyourefs
1	is chillin , off to make a hot chocolate
0	im dying to go sheesha
0	is feeling pretty fed up
1	Good morning ... yet another day work . I hope 2day brings more joy than yest . But on a better note as of 12 am will be 21
1	Good to have you back
0	Boo no reception in my new building
0	Skin On Skin ... I miss that
1	Yaay !! Bothers and Sisters !! Woo-Hoo !!
1	Is thinking that life really cant get any better
0	just had a very bad exam
0	ahh ! if anyone knows how to put a picture up pUlease tell me how ! im so frustrated !
1	You're outta luck on that one . She's probably my favorite artist of all time .
0	RT : This is the sub-let scammer I spoke about in my piece last week , outed in a Craigslist post #irony : /…
1	You'll never find another shawty like mine , shawty like mineee , like minee ))))
0	Is it just me or does the World Cup trophy in this photo look like a turkey leg ? #Murica #irony #USAvTUR #USMNT pic.twitter.com/5HmHM3qSaq
1	I just saw on this depends commercial " women rule the world n men r just here 4 the company " I can feel that
1	First day of school . Uhhmmmm . I gues it was okay !. Have lots of new classmates . Some are not my frineds yet . I'm too shy !. xx
1	- You've probably seen this pic already , but I just felt like uploading it xD I like this one
1	my watch says 4:20 ... toke it up wit me & I'll make u laugh !!!
0	I must always end my day with a stomach wrenching cough attack while laying in bed . It helps me sleep . #not
0	All come to F21 , cause it isn't busy enough !! #sarcasm
1	good night everyone ! buenas noches a todos , ? demain ! tkmft
1	I loved that Amazing Race .. especially with who went home
0	indeed - looking forward to using my writing hand again ( left ) instead of right which now clicks on the wrist every few secs
1	Have a great day , Jon . F *** PH and his BS . Your true fans don't care what he says . He just needs to get a life .
0	writing my essay and I when I realize that it's almost 1am . time flies when you're having fun !!! 1 ! 11 !!!! 1 !!!! #not
1	thats very kind of u . Job well done lol ( thumbs up ) #KevinJonas
1	hahaha yea true lol how are you ?
1	Friends dont let other friends pack alone * side eyeing and Iman * lolol . J/k see you guys this week ! Luv my friends .
0	I'm in MY OWN room via #IRC yet #OnceAgain I DO #NOT have ops #WhyIsThat ?? WHERE IS JTV TONIGHT ?? #tTwitchTV
1	Chicken and waffles !!! Quickly becoming my favorite meal I think !
0	#FIFA ? #Qatar2022 bid ? Bent as a big bent thing bent by Bender the bending robot ? Nooo ! Impossible ! #not
0	I like Taylor Swift but not enough where I would pay to see her hahaha I wanna see the Jo Bro's!
0	Well Monday is back , nothing gets me all jacked up like having to get up at 4am . #yes #sarcasm
1	- Interview with Anja Schneider ahead of her We Love Sounds gig in Australia on Pulse Radio . ( )
0	think i'd better change my rsvp to a ' maybe ' My head feels like it's going to explode .
0	back to this lovely weather , you must be well excited #not
0	Why isnt the morning light coming to the east coast ?
0	2 hear about jon n kate ... couples should steer clear of those reality shows ! just say no !
0	Yeah , I LOVE Bones . But I konw how the Season Finale ends . I'm not ready to see it yet .
1	I am so ready to game all day Thursday !!
0	If you like that sorta thing ... #sarcasm RT : Founders KBS now on tap \n #craftbeer
0	Working bank holidays is ma fave #sarcasm
1	I'm exhausted , I just got out of bed and I need to start working on the Austin Lorin ad . Just sent the hubby out to get me some lunch
1	call him Rocky its probably your tone try saying tyson in a sing song voice and treating him getting his name right .
0	Can't wait until tomorrow morning when Instagram is filled with pictures from tonight's country concert #not
1	enjoying this Sunday morning watching the news , drinking a wonderful - strong cup of joe !!!!!! What are YOU up to ?!
0	“ : Some people are so effing rude and stupid” lolzzzz #irony
0	I just saw something on MSNBC that said Oregon would come back from recession before other states . Define " come back "
0	Morning . I had a horrrrible dream last night had about 4 hours sleep . Woo .
0	If only it were that way when I ask you to go out with me . You tell me NO !!!!!! I'm bored waiting for the iPhone OS 3.0 .
0	“ : There's nothing worse than hitting every red light on the way to school . ” #IGetThatToo #Not #1Stoplight
0	Just dropped four of my freshly-bought bagels on the floor . Bagel bummer .
0	No ... I think its being ignored ...
0	that means you're transferring to USC ??? I'm gonna miss you bro #not
1	I went for an elegant 2 column landscape helvetica look
1	thinks todays Attack was totally awesome !!!! gotta love Linz , Jo and Shaz for makin it so
1	jacuzzi , popcorn , movies = awesome going to bed soon i think
1	I guess Twitter is an insomniacs dream ... Someone is always on chatting up what they are doing .
1	no offense to my melanin challenged followers
0	Just surfing , quite bored actually
1	Checking the TwilightVampire ranks . Be back tomorrow . Luv u all !
1	Yep , I'm still awake . Sleeping in one minute intervals is hard . I even tried Vodka on this toothache , I didn't swalllow though
0	why are you ugh
0	#too much paid for pc #not workers wHY ? advanced age is it¿
0	yeah its difficult letting you down ... knowing its all my fault .
1	abe ... chal sakte ho tum bhi ... full masti cricket .... weekly once .. paas mein hi ... BTM .. oraclites only ;)
1	be my brute's pupil . hihi .
0	Simply must get some sleep #E3
0	Find someone else to be on your dic * cause I'm #NOT
1	good mami .. shopping . got a wedding to go to tomorrow .. need an outfit
0	My family make me feel so good about myself . \n #sarcasm .
0	The U.S. is good at a lot of things . Peace ? Not so much . Thanks , . ( via ) upworthy.com/one-of-the-mos… #denmark #second
0	Nothing greater , than receiving an ' it was great to see you ' #message from someone , who went to an event you did #NOT attend yesterday . :)
0	oh no what a shame that would be
0	well , its okay but when it rains its bad . We got a lake in our yard
1	check out the comment
1	Nadal out of the French Open in the fourth round ?? GO FEDERER !! Here's your chance , my friend
0	So happy in the break rooms and cast cafeterias there is Sodexo food #justlikehome #sarcasm
0	well that's obvious #sarcasm
0	Really love how 3 of my wisdom teeth are coming through at the same time #NOT #pain #ouchy
0	#iremember power rangers ... and my crush on the red ranger . and saturday morning cartoons . what happened to them ?!
0	Donate for Education not for metro Bus #Education #matters #not #traveling \n #BuildSchoolsBuildNation
1	... huge ... right click > save as on my background and open it in gimp or something .. you'll see lol
1	you may find yourself sleeping in the leaky tent at new day Richard !!
1	Thanx ! Yes , we have build up a great life together , with respect and space for our individual needs .
0	I haven't heard anything about him in years . why did he break up with you ?
1	This will mesh . It counts towards the GE block . It won't count towards anth . minor , but the subject matter in my mind does .
0	I hope the #Spurs and #Mavericks shoot even more 3s in the 4th qtr . So exciting . #Not #Sarcasm #WaitingForHockey
0	cracks me up every time #sarcasm
1	just got here at netshop from watching Angels and Demons .. good adaptation but lots of veering away from book . 3.5 of 5 for me
0	maybe acorn can look after homeland security like it will the census .
1	- you can get your ticket for Razia's Shadow in LA here
1	Right . We want good customer service , so to speak , although being a fan engages a much higher level of emotion .
0	my couch won the battle ... I hate coughing
1	Hey its working ! Awesome ! Nice do too
0	looks like no one wants to join my party I promise to listen and won't feather my nest with tax payers money
0	You only keep me around cuz I'm mixed . U pretend like my Rican side don't exist AND YES U DID SAY U HATE THEM !!!
1	i have a calc packet i have to do too hopefully ours is less annoying
1	hahahaha when you said you were rehersing I thought you were serious .. But when I saw that picture I LOL'd
1	You should go with me to Cali next summer .
1	the big boss is out all week .. small yay . free lunch for the office today , big yay !
0	I feel really bad for all those poor students having to work part time while at uni , must be SO difficult #sarcasm #manup
0	Could this day in by any slower of worse ? And to make things better , i dont undertand anything in spanish class help ...
1	Beach with my Girls
0	donno y mango men RT my tweet . Dont they understand #sarcasm ? #144inAmethi
1	LMAO . #clothdiapers is a trending topic ... ( I know I'm not helping any , but I just had to share if anyone hadn't noticed )
1	Good morning Twitter family I need to motivate myself to get ready
1	And flying back again to Manchester
1	Calling all Tarot writers who perhaps have an article lying around looking forlorn - DM me for inclusion in quarterly e-zine Thanxoffly
0	danny and i wanted sushi , but nothing was open
1	nice background btw , cute .
0	ESPN : a tv station where a majority of the anchors have never played a sport in their lives #irony
1	if y'all love rock , follow ' em ... their playlist rocks , and they're BULLDOGS !
1	excited about having the weekend off !!! its has been awhile since i've had a saturday off
0	Made $6 in an hour and a half ! Woo I love restaurants in the summer #not
1	- Raquel is so nice ! Aww both of you are absolutely gorgeous ! aww xxxx
1	Hey selena , I just wanted to tell you that I'll be coming to the PPP premiere on Thursday ! Can't wait to see you !
1	Wow ! I have my 1st TT next Sat . Just 20K on rolling road . Hoping I'm not the only one w/o race wheels and aerohelmet ! ...
0	Summer = accidents = very sad . There was that accident last week outside planet nissan . now the one outside the hospital .
1	ok .. Dont take too long . I got with me and i've been bragging about you .
1	Haha , I did . I went to school today . How was school ?
1	everyone follow kade
1	- Because of my perking nipples ! Love the eyes
0	yup , it's normanlly like ? 60 but noooo summer holidays and all that jazz
1	COOL ! email the numbers to me I'll check them !
1	is the best .... I'm not gay , I just really like her and her songs ... xD #ariana #grande #swag #not #gay #guy #gamer #arianaisthebest
1	WOW ur soo good at getting the dish
1	Now , THAT is a good city for serious shopping , LOL !! Hope you are having a lot of FUN !!
1	yay ! Thought I'd let you know I was with " littles " today Made me very happy ! Can't wait to see you xx
0	Yes , an actual horn . I just did my scales and barely enough Beethoven to say so . Noisytimes are over for now .
0	wow I'm so glad I get to see your daily horoscopes every fuckin day on my feed #not
1	sincerley appreciate ur followfriday action - thx
1	I lost another 5 pounds last week . Only 30 more to go ! :\
0	I miss and his poop stories ... Ahh man i wish i had more money on my phone so i could do international texts
1	if by " a laugh " you mean " will look piss pore next to Microsoft's awesome conference " then yes it will be
0	So Tired ... </3
0	I'd like that too , as we've been off for just over a week as well . Not looking forward 2 work tomoro
1	back home to the grey north . couldn't be happier !
0	- fail ! Stupid summer hours .
1	Thanks for ze site . Going to read up on your blog now
0	RT : #irony : wearing #diapers , pour a coffee in my lap . Looks like i peed myself . #abdl #diaperlover
0	Thanks for making me feel so stupid . #friends #not #whydoitry
1	Is enjoying a rainy day watching movies ... This is the life !!
1	I sometimes think you are related with the small kid with the hairstyle on Diversity #BGT
0	hot outfit kinda like what i am wearing in my first sl . the 2nd doesn't have the dress or boots yet
0	Just want I wanted to hear this morning .... 3 hour delay ! #not
1	- ooo ... very nice what did you think of that movie ?
1	This summer is literally all basketball only got 4 more years to get good enough to go D1
1	ahhh gotcha ! Srsly i am gonna have to watch again like really soon now !
0	The national spelling bee is getting sessy #MilkshakeBringsAllDaBoyzToTheYard #Irony #Heh
1	Full as anything , good lunch tho
0	watching the numbers go down as im typing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i ran out of numbers
1	ok i'm obsessed with the real housewifes of new jersey ... jersey girls heyyyy
0	im craving fast food
1	Great gig last night - really enjoyed it . Bought backs loads of happy memories - thanx Enjoy the rest of your tour
1	I stand corrected on redirection
0	True story . Hasn't stopped crying since you've left . #Not
0	Wants to get a gym membership and stop drinking ! you make such a dick of yourself and regret it the next day
1	Fixed the clothesline all by myself
0	Im so dreading wednesday .
1	2 unionists and Carol Fox on #scotnight ? Discussing #indyref fairness regulations coming in tomorrow . #irony
1	I got it looking good ! Thanks , guys . I'd show you the results , but seeeeeecrets
1	Ha ! Coverage of rumor mill You know she cofoundedTwitter , right ? #feliciadayrumors
1	The little Sekhmet statue is drying well . itll need a few touch ups here n there , but it should be very pretty when im finished .
0	Taking a break from all the housework . Found another roach . Big fucking thing , too .
1	Damnit , now I'm watching . Now there's no hope .... I'll be hooked and IT " S ALL YOUR FAUL !!!
0	The name of the poem " Design " is ironic when you actually read it & understand what the poet is writing about #vizpoem #irony
1	Ah okay thx but she said that or not ??? he is always with her ?!
0	yeah it is brutal at least it's not until June lmao . But I'm excited , then we have to get onto another plane to Canada LOL
0	“ : Jose Mourinho has failed to win a trophy in his last 2 seasons . Specialist in failure . ” #Logic #Sense #Respect #Sarcasm #Daft
1	Thanks for the chocolates , Ling ! I <3 you
1	Muuuhhhhaaaahahha- Just got 666 post on Gamespot message boards .
1	nice to have you back
0	On my way home with a bladder full of pee just thought I should share ...
1	Just finished Beguile shoot at the North Shore ranch ~ hope the pictures came out good !!! Thanks to DANE
1	I caught your guesting in EatBulaga today ... Too bad I can't watch the MOA concert this coming Sat ...
0	Note to no vodka redbull before bed ! You might end up tossin and turnin all night .
1	There seems to be only creepy guys at weddings . Plus , is right : we're together , even if on opposite hemispheres .
0	Okay don't wanna respond ??? It's cool , just remember when u bored af and wanna hang out . #not #gonna #respond
1	Tks for follow
1	England trip update : Looking at barns in cirencester today for possible livery options for my horse while I am at school here !
0	My brother dont pay me no attention ... i wish i was an iphone
0	Oh all the jokes about VANEK being in Minnesota are so funny #not
1	Just got back from the dentist ! She took the last one of the four teeth I'm pulling out Next step is brace-face 8D Now I'll just chill .
1	LOOOOOL ati always excited ? i'm a better actor than i thought , apparently I'm alright , hopped up on ice coffee . yum ! you ?
1	love this song !
0	RT : Geez , the Mavs are killing the Spurs in free-throw percentage . That's got to improve . #sarcasm
0	Doesn't Rambo ever wear a shirt ? It's disgusting ! #sarcasm Lol
0	You're about as retarded as my tampon
0	Grillin some turkey sausage ... what a day
0	I love getting called in to work on my day off . #not
0	rock on ! somewhat related , lent hubby Slippery When Wet & he didn't get it . Sadness
1	- - I can't go to the beach without thinking of you !
0	Rowan is gonna miss my Mommy while she's gone ...
1	is laughing her butt off at America's Funniest Home videos . I'm such a geek .
0	Highlight of my night last night waiting for this pos to get running so we could leave the woods #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/FT0fLPCSP4
1	Just Got Back From Church Camp Was A Blastt !
1	sorry my laptop is being a pain today almost everything keeps on crashing ! ~ .. that was ur msn right ?
0	Oh ... you poor baby ! My heart goes out to you ...
0	aww Don't worry m'dear , summer will soon be here !
1	rEAding stories on quizillia
0	Post night shift . Waiting on slowest barrista in the world ! No energy to get upset til I've consumed coffee #irony #nightshiftproblems
0	Ice cream and storms in the burg with the family . I missed having my Callie there though .
0	Where are u miss you I hope you are doing well * sending big hugs *
1	it's really awesome . Thanks for sharing .
0	Maybe he had a hidden agenda against the misogynists with a manifesto and videos like that ... maybe it was all fake ! #not
0	Yeah I think it's great that I'm never going to get any taller ! #not
0	is just getting on the road back to statesboro ... sadness I'm tired
1	At least I got paid for it all .
1	TY AS WELL
1	apparently you're not missing much ( psst : plus , we did the childbirth thing , so we win
0	When you're at the bar and you're friend has diarrhea #awesome #spring #not
1	Follow Friday !!
1	yay my grandparents came by for a surprise visit !!
1	Omg im in anatomy . Dying . Luckily words pertaining to the digestive system make me giggle .
1	We're back !!!!! YOU HAVE TO GO !!!
1	Changed colours , added a photo , added a link . Hmmmm , call me a phillistine but I'm not yet certain what the fuss is about
0	and later the Templars are rounded up by the church . And burned at the stake . #irony #history
1	Enjoy your grapplin'!
1	i like freddie his so cute ..
1	About to watch JONAS I missed guys's show so much ! <3 Finnaly Im gonna watch it . | Missing my Finland friend again <3
0	I need to stop waking up by 11
0	Good ! We're all set ! This breaks my no eating out until Thursday . LOL , fail
0	back at the airport on my way back to orlando
1	I'm mixed up in poker and sex . Wonder if I can keep up with both ... The sun is setting down in my today's city . Time to play
0	still struggling to recover from my surgury
0	what about hello AUSTRALIA ?
1	no I just know I have a good hand of cards , so to speak
0	I love how my phone goes from 91% to 56% in a half hour . #not #iphoneProblems #iphone
0	Dumb and dumber has just started on comedy central , but I must admit I forgot how crap it really was I'm off to bed now , night
1	is loving the weather im off camping sleeping rough tonight lol
1	*------* u wrote a song in brazil , we inspired you HAHA , goodnight
0	Im not a very good conversationalist , so i say absurd things to throw people off , shift the balance so to speak
1	Congrats to Eric and Margarita yay
1	Is gonna try to go to sleep now ! Again ! Looking forward to the a.m ! Tweet tweet ! zZZZzzzz
1	bread tree , bread grass , birds ... okay , NOW I get it !! I was wondering as I caught glimpse of this yesterday .. seriously ...
1	Welcome aboard - follow us for news and help
0	on my way out the door ... road trip .. driving lili up to camp ... 3 whole weeks before I see her again ... all olivia all the time ... aye !
1	Its dry !! been for my walk and have come home with dry paws Met a funny looking dog and boy did he stink . Worse than a wet human urgh
0	I haven't had my coffee too . And it's already 6 pm plus , not sure if today's payday . lol
1	This is my 9th tweet to you , just so you know . LOL . That's how much I love you so please reply .
1	my brothers video is on the front page of Funny or Die
1	Literally get so mad when people shit talk Turkish people because my whole work fam is Turkish but I shit talk them all the time . #irony
0	holy crap .. me llueve sobre mojado , con amigdalitis
0	You know what they say , " You can't fix stupid " . :) #Sarcasm
0	Please keep banging on my $200 guitar that's in a specific tune for a song I'm learning ... #not #sarcasm
1	Is runnin .... TOMORROW 4:30 .... I WILL BE AN LIT TWIN LAKES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhh !!!!!! omg I can't WAIT !!!! Now to finish packing ..
1	im not kidding u ! its cute !
0	The best part of the Knoxville airport is the tiny planes #not
1	Thanks ! I'll look into them
1	daqui a pouco come ? a a Tour do The Sats , yey ! vai ser fo-da , sorte pras meninas
0	I love being the last person to find out everything .. #not
1	#Irony Secretive gathering of rich and powerful at #Bilderberg2014 actually has " Does privacy exist ? " on its agenda theguardian.com/world/2014/may…
1	1999 called , they want their saying back . Live in the NOW #pens haha
1	I just snorted a bit of coffee out my nose .
1	help us to create a little database of good #techno clubs in the #usa ! reply with and retweet Party Hard !
0	The clear answer to all of these pitcher injuries is just to ban baseball . Amazed no one has thought of it . #sarcasm
0	How come Jamie is not a manager #Heknowsbetter than #Mourinho #Sarcasm , and I'm not even a #ChelseaSupporter
1	w0w just woke upp . had a good conversation last night lol txt me <3
1	its finally starting to feel like summer
1	, you just need to figure out how to make it mysterious enough that we're all curious about your glamorous secret life .
1	Morning twitter nation . It's a glorious Friday in London
0	The mom sitting next to me at breakfast in the hotel thinks Dr. Dre is a soccer player because he was show on a soccer field ! #not
0	I love playing a game of 20 questions with my parents every time I walk in the door . #not
0	marley and me wasn't a good movie choice i miss my dog .
1	- oh , that last pic , Derek is in his bed behind me .
1	- very pretty , your eyes are definitely very captivating ..
0	helgevakt ja
1	Aw , sorry you haven't been sleeping well either . Awesome -- looking forward to your questions !
1	- how about a peace just for me ha
0	i love taco bell ! but i'm not eating any right now
1	you are awesome
0	off to work .... got woken up during the best dream i've ever had
1	" " you are the best !!!! I love you can you give me your e-mail ??? I want to write with you but I cant =(
0	Great day with the Wandies clay pigeon shooting , quad biking and go karting ! #not last #TeamAcad
0	home = waking up early to parentals talking about you .. Ooo fun . #not
0	You're in Amsterdam now ? Noooo , I was there yesterday .
0	the samsung tocco its just not ment to be a dnt think :^)
1	at wally world shopping for camp with the sibs
1	If u want #God to bless u , follow me , if #not ignore !!.
1	Am off to work now , will tweet later
0	ur about as useless as a knitted condom
0	I hv to study ARABIC its so fn hard
1	watching tele wae the auntie caz & eating big tube of ben & jerry's toffee crunch ice cream , how better does it get : L
0	Gotta love being woken up to that text ... #not
0	unfortunately will not be hosting the open mic and comedy shows at Chips & Salsa this month due to them being canceled
0	ive been doing french all weekend , i havent done any listening ones cause ive lost my cd's haha ! im hopeless .
0	#hashtag #think #you #mean #sarcasm
0	Staying at the school til nine is fuuuuun #sarcasm
0	Also moving to Oakland to slang crack rock like the 80's . #ThanksReagan #sarcasm
0	Wow I suck at Rhythm Heaven .
0	The last Pushing Daisies episode left me feeling robbed
0	Shit . My Saturday just got ruined .
1	We are the " Fugazi Patrol " & our motto is " If u see a clown point em out " please let everyone know about us
1	arn is bringing me from n'abbey . Maybe he'll help u out too
0	RT : I love delivering to the heart of kenmore .... #Sarcasm #FrancosProbs
0	A very " unreliable " net connection . Thanks to Reliance . #Irony
1	Chuck will never die ... Like the ' mummy guy'! #ChuckMeMondays
0	Optus will not provide Earl Grey . Why ?
0	Not like it matters . I'm a homely transient from under a bridge .
0	I got a fucking 2 out of 5 on my AP Gov final . #ImSoReadyForTheTestNextWeek #Sarcasm
0	My lips are about as dry as a black guys elbows right now .
0	have now managed to screw my left leg ( calf strain ) , not having much luck with injuries
0	omg ... u just made me want some coconut juice real bad lol ... darn u ... and the meat ... my trip home is long overdue
1	Home sweet home night mimis time
1	I was thinking the same thing ! It's absolutely true blue today
0	Glad I took the time to study Romeo and Juliet lastnight #not
0	Is in lake charles for an orthodontist appt .
1	What's the title ? I love Stargate Atlantis . Or did when I was watching TV .
1	can't wait for tomorrow !
0	I'm glad I have friends to do things with on weekends ..... #NOT
1	yeah no worries . hope to see ya around
1	Flock of parrots ? I'll let you have a company , prattle or pandemonium of parrots but not flock !
1	that is such a cute picture ! he looks so proud .
0	i waited too long to buy pink tickets ! now we're going to be in nose bleed !! how sad we're taking binoculars ...
0	Never made it to the mall , got on the wrong bus and somehow ended up in Kamakura ...
1	i love that song of christina aguilera
1	Maybe we could submit a collaborative grant to the MacArthur Foundation for a genius grant . We should brainstorm
0	At theatre . Sitting watching rehearsals . Getting butterflies .
0	Chillin in htb gardens in not so much sun #fb
1	a nice day .. but I don't go out tonight .
1	Did you grow balls too ? hehe
1	TY sweetheart
1	did u listen 2 McFly on radio 1 , Reggie said my name McFly know i exsit
1	New Moon Audiobook .
1	hanging out with the most honest , funniest and handsome guys in the whole world ... my cousins m&m
1	thanks , BAffalicious
1	I am with you on the rain ! Makes everything seem refreshed . It is raining here too but no worries ... life is awesome !
0	I think twitter is going down for a few hours in 2 minutes !
1	going to soccerr game . hope we win
1	- Aw , Nadine looks like an angel ! Love all the pics xo
1	please to be bringing me some !
1	hello Su1 Follow ( nice Essex lad ) & to find out more about twitter & our area
0	Both under-exposed
0	#Raw is off to a decent start #sarcasm
0	Whaaaaaaaat ? No hits on my phone
0	pissed off with the way things have panned out fuck it , what goes around comes around you all know who u are " , which is quite frightening
0	RT : And who would have thought feathers would make maternity wear ? #sarcasm
1	off family party hopefully it will be fun .
0	Wish I could get some in Mangalore also
0	False Advertisement and Employees with differing information is a real solid way to do business . #not
1	back from a brill weekend away
1	your jumping around a lot this morning Eran
1	slice you up a treat ?
0	i have to clean the house cuz they're putting it up for sale tomorrow
0	nvm , i'll stop . whatever . see you 5th i guess
0	Since there's so much testing going on the only thing I can do is walk football coaches to davenport #somuchfun #sarcasm
1	Help score a place in NYC for #140conf - Classic " Tweet and Travel " ...
0	Love coming home and being the taxi driver #not
1	wow nice shot !
1	oh hey there
0	Everyone wants PalmPre , but only 25 people gets it
0	DFish needs to get in the weight room . #twig #not
1	enjoy your workout babe
1	yeah my friend is only 5'2 " lol and she's like a bottle of pop ! good luck with Cherie today
1	had a mint time at school & Omg , Arthur likes me now that I have given up on him ... itz his loss . Matez loved George Sampson <3 x
1	action speakz loder than voice !!!!!! so live ur life
1	Glorious morning going over Waterloo bridge with the sun glistening off the Thames ... today will be a good day !
0	a broken heart is the worst ! I'm still waiting for mine to heal
0	Waiting to go get some pizza and trying out mafia wars cuba , I have no income
1	LindsayLohanFC Hi Lindsay , what about following me back ? Thanx .
1	Hey there , how are you ?
1	BRASS MONKEY THAT FUNKY JUNKY ! <3 Hollly !
1	Historically , it's just ' whenever ' and ' undefined ' sorry I don't have more info
0	RT : Wow honestly I obviously have the best friends anyone could ask for . #not
1	lol you are awesome
0	2/2 .... the Tea Party would cease to exist as a political force virtually overnight .
0	Spending the day revising today and then working again tomorrow #fun #weekend #not
1	Thought you might want the non-devilish look ;) Best of luck this year Go #Seahawks !
1	haha i love you too baby imma call you riiiiiiiightttt now
1	my uncle's mail order wife is allowed to live here maybe it's time i add her back on facebook
1	' Evening Carlota , not bad thanks ... a bit tired ... but that is normal ... * rolls eyes * ... ;-)
0	Life is hell ... Someone help me ..
1	It's true . I don't like food in general , I'm more of a drink person
0	LOL , I blogged about crayons over on The Samhellion last week . ( worked in crayon factory ) . snack food = rice cake , not exciting
1	Or , your body is a taco stand ... you make the call !
1	the land of replies is indeed a labourius place at least you know you're loved ! xo
0	but now he went to bed , and I won't talk to him till like Sunday , so I'm sad .
1	At school . Bored to death . Fly With Me ROCKS !!!
1	: Aw , Happy Birthday , Moochka Dawlish Anelli , the Bravest Cat We Ever Knew !
1	I literally never do my hair I just pretty much let it be
1	court got moved up to next wednesday . just goin to screw todd over even more ... YEAH !!! one day he'll learn not to F*@% me over .
0	Has lovely hand marks over her back from trying to apply my own suncream need a hot suncream boy !... 6 sleeps til home !!
0	oh nathan !!! you've forgotten already ??? I'm a superhero plonker ! Lol . That's one of my many , many super powers ! :-D
1	dippin 2 culver city .. carbon bar then who knows
0	& went about it completely the wrong way I hope you will be able to find a way to forgive me for my foolish behaviour . Wish
1	As a reward , you may download a free copy of EmailUnlimited on
0	The only benefit to having a cold/sore throat is the sound of your own raspy voice . #FeelInvincible #Irony
1	Painting my shell toes
1	sure i've g0t l0ads . try the bands FM Static , New Found Glory , a Change of Pace and Yellowcard . My fave rock bands at the mo
0	no one I know likes boiled peanuts t .
1	Ugh . I'm gonna cry . So cute . I love Miss Congeniality 2
0	Where's iPhone 3.0 o/s ??
0	Ugh that's horrible . Why would they wanna kill them ?! Wolves are so beautiful . I dont get what motivates these people .
0	THERE WAS A RAINBOW ?! I missed it ...
0	RT : Sick the second to last day ... Just what I wanted .! #NOT
1	OK , from an objective point of view Asian girls are the best looking , and personally I find the Korean girls the best
1	time to get sad to go to kitchener
0	Only ate half my breakfast - stomach is still not very happy
1	he called me up before going to sleep : " > he does that once in a coral pink moon . kaya it made my day landi !
0	.. needs to start clearing my room ready to move out but i dont wannaaa
1	<3 your picture ! and background ! can't believe you took that yourself , it looks professional
0	hey just so you know the coach you fired last year is in the Stanley Cup final . #irony #WTF
0	Can't wait to see the play a bit of footy delayed between 1000 ads on ! #NOT
1	I know you're not
1	a bit yep and stacks of canned stuff
0	I swear it better be good cuz it's literally killing me . If you know , you know .
1	haay .. i missed those days . yung tipong ma-play lang yung song request mo , masaya na araw mo
0	mine ? I wasn't even there . " Namby-pamby " is the only allowable PC insult these days . #sarcasm
0	mine came wed no time to even open it
1	Come on over . I will leave the door open .
1	Entering hour 3 the gym woooo feeling great come join me .
1	LOL that's good ! I can't wait to hang with u all weekend next weekend
1	soooo sleeepppyyy . cant believe I'm up and it's 8am XD all for No Doubt .
0	Every1 who becomes #cop , does so because he wants power to harm . Seeking catharsis , he becomes agent of harm for society that harmed him . #Irony
1	I'll twitpic update you so you won't miss a thing
1	Bundle up when u go out . It's chilly out there .
0	nooo ! i was looking forward to it !
0	On another note , really digging all these effing texts my friends are sending me . #not #nolife #guessihavenofriendsanymore
0	busy finalising a scarp metal account for tax submission in month end ... it has been hectic .. leaving office daily at 9pm ...
0	berry gud ha berry gud ! your soo kewl ! #sarcasm
1	out all day . Happy Mother's Day !
0	my eye hurts
0	already missing Chantellie .
1	are you talking about my vile boss ? jk !
0	I lovvee cleaning up a year's worth of someone else's bathroom filth .. #not #ew #moving #NeilOwesMeSOoManyGelatos
1	ok . I'll check in on you
1	Have fun boys god bless and WASH YOUR HANDS .
1	i think i still have " its friday im in love " as my song on my page . ... its wrong . Im in love all 7 days of the week
1	thanks ! Came up better than I was expecting actually
0	I've not compared Farage to Hitler ( it's a fatuous comparison anyway ) & even if some do , it's hardly #irony
1	Just up ..... Eating a sandwich in my pjammas
0	i can't wait wanna see it but my fiance wont go
1	so excited for the new JB album
0	Lool #sarcasm
0	Beater burns are going to look unreal with my strapless dress ... #not
0	Just got home from seeing " Up . " It was amazazing . haha . Too sad tho ! Ha . Good time The Hills rocked ! Ahh I'll miss Lauren ! F Kristin !
0	not seeing Brit again oh well .
1	Playing photographer today ! Shooting a wedding
0	they laughin at me because i pounded back some ucky charms ahaha maan i told them i wasn't playin
1	TE TE TE TELISAAAA D WHADDUPP BABY HOW U FEELIN MS ... FOLLOW ME
0	So excited to hear what Glen Hoddle is going to say ! #not
0	I love when keeton rolls over and I think he wants to cuddle and he farts on me ... #sohot #not
0	#sarcasm #much #anyone ???? instagram.com/p/nnS398OnWh/
1	- i love it !
0	Jealousy at face value . Yet he still somehow pulls this look off . #irony #haterlife #complimentary … instagram.com/p/oqOTBxPGIt/
1	this weekend was too legit ! kristys 16 , chillin at home , ash roth CD ! im happy ! sad its over but sophomore year isnt ! GOODNIGHT
0	sounds like ouchies though
0	Awwww we are old tomorrow will be a year
0	WOMP WOMPPP my boss isnt at work yet i wanna get outta here before the crazies come
0	Brain hurts from staring at a computer screen all day .
0	I literally will never be good enough for anyone .
1	Ah .. you see I've always fancied a nice celtic design on my foot but I've heard it hurts like hell ! maybe not then ...
0	I've been having panic attacks ever hour or so for the last few days , as well as picking up depersonalisation disorder . Yay ! #sarcasm
1	thats just wrong !
1	Officer #Jenny is #not a #single \n❊ . com ✩\nentity . Adah \n☪ follow ✵\n #pokemon ?
0	Was at terminal 5 at 4 this morn , am officially pooped and wifeless for a few days . Drugs , Drink and Hookers ? nope , DIY
1	good saturday morning everyone
1	Say My Name on Korean radio !
1	Thanks for updates , really exciting to follow you Good luck in the tournament !
1	thanks hun .
1	- Lol they are rank , aren't they ! I'm sticking with cheese and onion
0	Cutco , your knives are so nice and sharp ! Great in the kitchen . Not great in my thumb .
1	We seem to have three extra tickets for the Oasis blokefest a week on Friday . Anyone want them ? DM me or whatever
0	my foundation makes me look like a ghost now . ughh
1	Wrestlefest was fun ! Now tune into from 2-3 sunday and chat with me
0	What a boring day .. nothing 2 do .
0	This has been a horrible day
1	yea i know , its been a while . congrats by the way , i dont think i told you
1	be safe , was fun .. latey late night .
0	its hella traffic girl ...
1	you should make me one with turqouise in it
0	Morning what a lovely day althought the hayfever is doing my head in !
1	Listenning some music with some people ! Good time together .
0	i have to go to work and am regretting the amount i had to drink last night
0	Kind of bummed that the huge south swell may be too big for me to surf later this week .
0	i hope you feel better <3
1	ooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooo I could get used to that LOL !
0	My ex is going bald and I'm not laughing about it #sarcasm
0	Twitter banned my tweets for over tweeting thank you's to all the #FF folks yesterday What should I do about it for next week ?
1	If my hair keeps growing at this rate , I'll have lovely long hair ( at the length I want ! ) for my half brother's wedding in July !
1	macosken Depending on the date , I would drive down from Central KY .... Long time listener .. You Rock
1	Orrrh thankyouu its a funny lil pictureee . hahaha
0	thanks now i want chicken and cheesecake ( not togeather though )
0	House smells like brocolli ? No WONDER the kids are crying !... I would , too .
0	had a great day and im watching marley and me but i dont want to cry lol its at the beggining i really dont want to see marley die
1	Just set up twitter on me phone
1	Giving my poor iphone battery a brake from testing for a bit heading towards port Melbourne next
1	Reading email about alleged domination on cod4 .
1	you are like a girl having wardrobe issues
0	Great start to Friday when your train is cancelled #not
0	Every time I log into twitter or turn on the news or anything , all the #iranelection news seems to be getting worse and worse .
1	why are you admitting that ?
1	Good Morning !! Beautiful day today
0	can't stand the crowd at rumah mode
0	hmmm idk i havent tried im guessing i could if i had to man my blue never goes all the way
0	Oh no ! A lot of people are starting to tweet again ! Hope you could still read our multiple tweets Philippines tour , please ?
0	this sounds like a really fulfilling life .. You'll be really satisfied in your later years .. #sarcasm Bitch
1	So releived taylor and blair are coming to buggs i need my boys there
1	where theres camping , theres a lake . where theres a lake , there are hotties . where there are hotties , there is CHRISTINA !
1	I hope the videos I requested get played
0	fml , when i spill a vanilla bean frap all over me then drop a whip cream on my foot . blah
1	Let it empower you not scare you . #earth2100
1	got 72 on my barb test can do any job i want .
1	Just arrived home after a great dinner that was followed with a good movie ( exterminator salvation ) .
0	knocked my head while opening the cupboard door . How stupid is that ? Just hope everything is alright
0	last day of summer . tomorrow is another day , another day to start my worst day
1	looking for some nice ideas for summer receptions
1	Well , go to Sydney ! Idk . I'm at L.A. untill wednesday , then I can go meet you Go to somewhere hot ! Ahahaha ! Or Europe ...
1	lol ... I would love/appreciate that
1	I'm already beat boxin j/k
0	Ugh ... throat still hurts today ... i bet i caught something
1	already saw it , baby ..
0	I just seen the most nastiest in the world a white dick !!!! Ewwwhhhhhhh \n #Not racist
1	' A 10 ten minute ' , eh ? That sounds pretty repetative , repetative . Where are you ?
0	There is a Lenine's quote saying it's ok to kill even more than needed to make sure the targets are met . #barbarian #irony
0	i don't like that i have to keep checking for my replies . that sucks !
1	have i told u how much i like u 2day ?
0	every mafia demon is hating me right now from drug trafficers to corrupt politician , musicians #TheySaidTheyWasGod #Not
1	Let's fly some kites ! With a layang-layang on a string of course ! it'll be fun !
1	#Followfriday ! All my girls ... ( and some non-public ones
0	Oh how I miss the good ol ' days ...
0	I am looking forward to that point in the next decade when xfiles gets rebooted #not
0	Huuh I wanna go to the Esmee & Enrique Iglesias show tonight ]=
1	Ahh the joy of popcorn .
1	I'm in need of a nap .
1	Must sleep early tonight . I can't wait for Conan to be in the Tonight Show . Night everyone ! Good night twitter people !
1	Here are 4 FREE twitter tools will get you followers
1	#robotpickuplines Oooops ! I messed up ! It's CTRL Z time !
1	I'm with you !
1	Thanks for the #ff . Have fun tomorrow at tomorrow ! Can't wait to hear about it .
1	lovely weather again
1	I'm on craigslist , baby . come on :
0	a 19 MC posse cut not listed in order FAIL . anybody know who the Spanish guy on Jay Rock - All My Life ( West Coast Remix ) is ??????
1	nice try buddy you can have the amp if you can sleep in the box it comes in ...
0	Today just keeps getting better #sarcasm
1	says just finished playing NeoSteam
1	Like a Knight in shining armor
1	Yes , it's good to plan ahead and beat the crowd , so to speak . :)
1	hey ! but atleast your talking to me on here ! not alot of people could say that !!!
1	10 days until winchester crown court trip .
0	oh lol Fayetteville is almost 6 hours away from here not 4 perfect #not
0	Your site is down . Upgrading/Changing stuff ?
1	Thank you I owe you my sanity tonight .
1	u look like a little girl in them
0	I love how even complete strangers call me afro girl #sarcasm
1	Just took my sleep aid medicine in 20-30 minutes any of you can take complete advantage of me . just saying ;]
1	Happy Birthday to you ! ( I'd sing but I don't think you'd hear me from way over there . )
0	Who says money can't buy happiness ? Buy your way into heaven . #Not #LRT
1	habis lunch sm illa , fifi , malche .. So happy to see them ..
1	Im in line at sonic an its an hour wait . Staging areas an shit , fucking bullshit
1	so jealous . we're watching dr. who . and drinking
0	Wow you're really getting people to like you with that tweet #Not
1	visit my personal project site ? newrchkwebsite.webs.com/
0	First night of summer and I'm already grounded #rebel #not
1	flying hiiiiigh
0	My coach literally hates us for taking photos on her phone . Literally they're pretty much all of us
0	it comes&goes . I think I'm doing better & then an area of my lower back gets stiff/sore . Today the right side feels pinched
1	WLAN is finally working . YAY
0	Still up waiting it and not getting it .
0	I was looking at Jeannie's mcc2 pics and almost cried
0	Just saw a baby fox trotting right down the middle of our road calm as could be . Did I have a camera ? Of course not .
1	Chillin with The Future
0	No you cant . I tried once
0	Nobody's textin me back .... Grrrr !
1	I'm following Mike , and have told him to pay you
0	sayure i miss you
0	You know what's awesome , funny , and original ? Saying #MayThe4thBeWithYou #sarcasm
0	RT : Donated to lung cancer research when buying a pack of cigarettes . #irony
0	One of the downsides of this business , is mailing small jobs at the PO . Large ones get picked up . It's my PA's day off , so I must go out
1	Romeany thinks she's Terminator cos she has pink eye .... she wants me to play john connor
0	had a nice piano lesson . class in an hour . going til 4 still need to start that paper
0	got food poisoning ? Poor baby
1	Get well soon .
1	yeah i know ! i bet it's because he toured with david
0	Woah ! Let's not get ahead of ourselves now ! 2016 ? Really , that early ? #sarcasm
1	if you like 2 laugh .. have a good time .. follow me .. its just that simple
1	Hooray my lovely best mate's Mum is dropping my work round to save me walking and struggling with it because it's heavy Much love !
0	I HATE THE PERGATORY THAT IS REVISION , CAN NOT WAIT TILL IT IS ALL OVER
1	4 a.m. fine . good night\morning , world . i want to wake up in Vegas
1	revision in the sun ! funtimes
0	Just wokeee up ! hungry
1	aw , feel for ya hon ! Still tucked up in jarmies yey !!!
0	Ready for another joyous day of studying ... #sarcasm
1	working on a solo flute piece ! simulating counterpoint with one instrument is my new favorite past time .
0	so sad season finale of big bng theroy tomoro
0	I've never been told not to , but it's hard to hold a meeting in a city everyone considers a " boondoggle " destination .
0	pls don't let Saville go no no not him #Not Him ....
0	HAY I can't stop thinking about him . , follow through pls !! I don't want it to be a 1-night thing DAMMITTTT
0	I felt amazing after the session with the trainer today ! Only to find out that my bff is having MAJOR relationship problems . Boo
0	too much ?
0	Off to finish yard . HOT !
1	says mandaluyong boni is already passable
0	I had forgotten how much fun it is to have a team pick apart every little detail and bug on a product you worked on for many months . #not
1	Sign at the repair shop my car is in . Can you spot the mistake ? #irony #jacksonville American… instagram.com/p/ol12taofLZ/
1	thanks for the feedback
1	Watching Jeopardy , yaaaay .
1	i know im such a sims addict lol
1	Nah my hairs not been black since i was 21 :o Do you have any cats ? I want a ginger boy cat
0	Just cried a little from a thing on oprah ... Stupid war
1	yesss ;D i'll be over in dylans in a bit if you're about ! xx
0	Have you seen Neverender's header pic " TOLERANCE " #irony
0	I spend literally 10-15 trying to think of how to say something to someone I'm not good with conversation
0	#Sarcasm - If you don't get it , it's cos you're too smart for it ... knotch.it/k/a485d1
1	HE will entertain you
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
0	I love group projects . People are so reliable #sarcasm #goingtoscream
0	Good Morning , I hope that today is a very productive day . Its raining again
1	#Xbox360 USB controller works perfectly in #Fedora out of the box ; can't get DirectInput games under Win7 to see it at all . #Irony
0	Some people keep a superb lawn but dirty , unkempt house . #Irony
1	i always knew you'd get them right !
1	haha i'm watching videos of when i use to pro domme . SO GOOD .
1	- not really . about medium sized . she's a 7 month old tabby . she's out of jail now . she appears to be properly contrite .
0	Can't fall back asleep
0	No more cookies ..
1	first nice day in a while !!! laying out
0	Such a good message to future players that even in youth games you can't win through fair play and no controversy #youthclub #sarcasm
1	thanks !!! ... now I'm listenin ' to Belafonte ! hahaha .. .. btw , I'm alone in the office , so n o.o ne could see me !
0	Omggggi think ihave swine flu . Stuffy nose headache stomach upset sore throat
0	Shock loss to Sparks ... bummer , had a great game but shock too many injuries to start the season ... rematch Monday !
0	thanks so much for cracking my new heys carryon . #Sarcasm On your OVER BOOKED flight #AC1865 #Upset #disappointed #POWERHOLD
0	I like how you don't even care this time . #Not #ReallySucks
1	Gonna watch Up . Still have a headache , and it's stuffy in here , all these damn kids . But yay , Up !
0	Villarreal fined £ 10,000 for the banana throwing incident ... Seems rational in comparison to City's FFP fine . #not
0	suddenly i dislike working with square grids . and they give me headaches ! square grids ftl
1	: Dang that's a long line !! I feel bad for you hehehe
0	Looks like there may be two hospital trips today wow so excited #not
1	Gotta ' love when I randomly dream in apocalyptic shit . Good morning , people .
1	It's beautiful , sunny and warm . I'm going to church this morning , and I cannot wait . Have a good day twitterers !
0	omg this is sooooo funny , I am totally rolf'ing ... #NOT
0	uh thats not fun .. ive gotten a few of those actualy happen . oh well . they just dont wanna know any more ? :\
1	Congratulations to the software winners at #flashcamporlando . Now go make something sweet !
0	- I got one for LA ~ <3 But what's going on with your Vegas show ??
1	dint kno it was ya bday .. Happy B-day hope itz goin good
0	Another bank holiday working ..... Ya wee beut #sarcasm
0	there's some brilliant ones , i don't have any i sent though
1	you're welcome !
1	Am running away this weekend . Mahu memborong . Beli elmo banyak2 untuk elmoo
1	I'd happily make you some cupcakes if you lived closer
0	ty ty ty sooo much lol :P how can I ever repay u #Sarcasm :P
0	huhhhh nobody loves me im takin a nap
1	I need to know what kinda loveliness you'd like me to send !
1	good morning . lie-in mania
0	You have stupid hair . There I feel better now . #NOT #90shumour
0	It's only 4:23 am and I wake up out of a dead sleep hungry ..... Who does that !!!! #problems #togetup or #not
1	" This morning I woke up ... Feeling brand new I ... I jumped up . Feeling my higgggh n my looow n my sooooul n my clothes ... "
1	It's Monday ... Sigh ... Oh well- I still get to go walk Ginger when I get home ! Can't wait for summer so I can take her fishing/swimming !
1	Literally tonight is the best night ever !!! PRETTY LITTLE LAIRS IS BACK ON !!!!!! AAHHHHHH
0	If this semester has taught me anything , it's that my best work is done the night before . #sarcasm
1	Lovely , Katy ! I'm looking forward to the birth of your new novel .
1	U slacking ! lol Most likely in july i'll be there . Last year I went for 4th of July wknd n saw them beat the sox !
1	and you guys are giving us the times of our lives too ... and for that we love you and we thank you ...
1	Funny stuff - completely random .
0	It's a shame he did the four ladies ( so to speak ) , I think #joeybarton has been good otherwise #BBCQT
0	S/O to my appendix for forgetting its place and being kind of an asshole a year ago today #missu #not
1	Can't stop listening to the clips of new album Lines , Vines and Trying Times its so amazing can't wait for the whole thing
0	god .. the photograph on the card makes me look ugly
1	Oh , looks like it might be a bit better than Twilight ! Hopefully I won't die of boredom this time !
0	my mom and I obsess over flowers . She loves flowers and her name is flower in Spanish #irony ¿ pic.twitter.com/ZIy00aKSAt
1	ya know I just noticed all the beautiful people fallowing me , thanx tweople makes me wanna cry just a bit 0_o
0	Southampton are paying the price for a good season . Lambert , Lallana , Shaw , Pochettino , Lovren gone for sure . #Irony #bbcsportsday
1	w thank u Steph ! it really was !!!!! Now time 2 get back 2 work on the book/90days and the challenge !! o yea
0	After asking staff at to call another store to confirm inventory they said : " It's hard to get thru you know . " #irony
1	My twitter have been down the last days . Its up again now So , going to sweden and drive with my mom
0	im dying to noe how was it ??? called u , u din answer
1	Falling asleep watching Pride and Prejudice ... Maybe then , my own Mr. Darcy will be revealed in my dreams
0	“ : I'm really surprised to see a Cardinals call-up have immediate MLB success . #not ” Has gotta be surprised too !
1	i hear nerds are the way to go .. so im going nerd hunting today
1	i just noticed that 50% of my twitters mention the name calli in them . we are together way to much . but that's fine with me
0	Another Friday night . I'm in bed because I have to be up at five tomorrow morning to work :( gotta love summer #not #turndown
0	#irony " Get Off of My Cloud " is a song by The Rolling Stones , written as a follow-up single to " ( I Can't Get No ) Satisfaction " #tfginnov8
1	Tuckin in2 pasta salad with feta + slow roasted tomatoes - its yum
0	yaaaaah and my name is OG Bobby Johnson #sarcasm #WhoBelievesByrneKids
0	So sick of my dad being a prick to me . So excited to spend all weekend with him in alabama #not
0	Doctor's appointment in about 2 hoursish . Oh how I hate doctor's appointment
1	worked , yesterday , then pub , tonight supposed to be going Chambers park lol and tomora going butterfly farm hows u ?
0	Had so much fun at the Duke Drian concert with #Not #HeSucks
1	Just been a lovely time for you recently . At least the sun out and beer is cheapish can that not rectify life a little
0	just when we're leaving for the midsummer party , it poured ! with thunder & lightning too ! dampener ! what should we do for midsummer now ?
1	Im usually cheering so I dont hear any of that stuff . I wish I could work up some hate for Razor , but I like that guy ...
1	Excellent . I'm sure that's going to set the tone for a healthy sibling rivalry later
0	the guy looks confused tho so prob doesn't know what life is about #not the guy4you
0	Oh joy . Getting harassed at the pool by a creepy old guy was fun . #not
1	Good morning everyone ! School soon . OTL Hope you guys have fun for me at least ... <3
1	That was therapeutic ! I'm ALL better now
1	I'm trying real hard to feel good
0	I found one way of avoiding bad dreams at night--don't go to sleep .
0	you probably won't reply , but this is ur biggest fan , Cami the girl the CRIED for u on kiis f.m , saying DON'T LEAVE IDOL !
0	My FAM left But I have a busy day ! Study group , micro lab final , out to lunch (: , interning .
1	Thanks .
1	Teaching my electronically challenged wife how to use Twitter .
0	The least we could have in the house is good cereal . Literally the least .
1	thanks sweet dreams !
1	I read your post with " New " in front of " York . " You can imagine how that struck me ....!
1	yes !!!! see u there !!! xoxox
0	\nIs there a Drumcree situation at the Port ?? #sarcasm
1	listening to output
1	I want an asian child .
0	WHAT ? naww i liked justine even tho i dont rly watch that show xD
1	RT : my phone autocorrected " life " to " lids " .... #irony
1	Upright is good How's your fibro behaving ? Hope your stress level goes down ... stress is not good . Think happy thoughts
1	a whole one ?????????????
0	I absolutely love feeling like I'm not good enough . Best feeling in the world . #not #fuckmeright
1	You need to upgrade your mug to a longer lasting one
1	headache is away now ... we have amazing weather here ! Amazing blue sky :o )
1	I didn't mean you .
1	lol , nothing wrong w that
0	Government takes your money forcibly Its a privilege to use public servicesMakes sense . #not
0	I've received the most spam in my life getting requests for consent to send messages under the pending #CASL . #irony
1	It's raining here So .. no choice but to stay here in my room :p haha
1	woo my imac is really loud when burning cds . jet plane WOOOOOObrrrrrrr
0	I finally see your true colors and I'm glad I did cause you're one of the people I'm so happy to cut all ties with Enjoy your life #not
0	Good morning texts from the Bae (: <3 #irony #iphone #whitegirlprobs instagram.com/p/omi3DQJ0tG/
1	Trying Pandora/Dora . FM thing ... what will this look like ... we will see ? Train : Drops Of Jupiter #dora
0	yes and I'm heartbroken about it
1	- Cool Obama shirt . I would definitely wear it !
0	ppl get paid to write garbage like that ? Literally wish I can get those 3 minutes back I spent on reading that .
0	Enjoying a Montecristo #2 - sssshhhh ;) - Swimming with the kids . I miss Lisa
0	they must be crossing the street ! oh no , we need an iguana crossing sign for cars
0	My heart is actually breaking
1	stop digging through radar
1	Goodnight . Early morning . Take child to school by 7:30 , then a workout , then to the college ad work . Long day .
0	Just found out that opendns does not work with windows update . I have to look for another dns server
1	so i saw the movie today , thought it was fricken awesome ! cant get enough ! Cant wait till it comes out on dvd ! Love them
0	ps . i miss my shopping partner
0	aight , finna git nack ta cleanin ' . I missed so now i'm getn off'a here .
0	this sunburn sucks boring day , and keeps texting me at 9:30 i will sleep in one day this week , -.-
1	Done 4 conference calls ... Need to go home soon
0	: I got the raw , since I'm hardcore like that . The US release will be 1.01 ( which I own already in R2 ) and not 1.11 .
0	same and im in maths ,, lol but dredin science coz i no weve got a detention be4 we all get in there howell
0	Day 2 of work and it all feels totally normal again .
1	Screw it ... I'm up !
0	is jealous . Because they're at Ced's .
1	Fuck yes ! Let me know
0	#HilariousVideo had to be #sarcasm
1	is glad dolce is back but misses SD
0	I love it when you're getting home when everyone's in bed & you are trying hard not to wake them yet everything you touch , breaks . #sarcasm
1	thanks but i had to sit at the bank to do it , because i lost my check book , had to close everything out
0	Can't wait to see Bonucci in a 4-man back line again tomorrow . #Not
0	superduper bored .. wish i had more moolas , but i don't get paid yet
0	Have run out of tea Will have to have coffee instead
0	bad day , i feel sad
0	aww . time for me to go off i had fun with . lol.be back on later ;)
1	Done cooking and eating my early dinner ! Italian spaghetti with fresh tomatoes , olives , and portobello mushrooms .
0	Life is only as good as your attitude towards it , and you my friend have a SHITTY attitude . #GoodLuck #Not
1	Ok , really , I should be going to sleep . Goodnight world
1	Chillin Waitin For My Hunny Baby To Get Out Of Work !!!!! To Get My Drink On While Finishin Da Song I Have
1	bought jonas brothers new album yesterday loving all the songs
1	Nice try but I'm not the rookie anymore that you badly wounded two hours ago
1	got a widget for myspace ! haha myspace.com/labbadiasistersstreetteam
0	In the meantime , there will be another ( Cont)tl which will an extract - and only a small one - of an email ' going the rounds ' so to speak .
1	conroe graduation today !!
1	Just got home from the beach
1	Whoa js last twitter right as I was going to sleep ... Epic night all
0	A year ago from today Abercrombie started selling headbands .. what a success for them #not #thankstimehop
1	follow my dad he wont have much fabulous2say , but it will make him feel loved
0	i went to the gym to work on this sexy body ahha don't know whether i'll see your face tomorrow either , i'm a bit sick
0	Words can't explain how mad & sad I am rn .. like seriously I thought you were my bestfriend & U just me off ! I see I matter to you #not
0	is tired
1	listening to Secondhand Serenade ohmigosh i am in luve ..
1	I think is Hottt Bahahahaha , ( :
0	oh NOOOOOOO ! that's terrible .
0	didnt get in to bblb what was the point in me waking up this morning .
0	thats not my name ... just had a techno remix ...
1	Hi Davina , welcome to Twitter and hope you enjoy the experience . We don't bit - honest !!!!
1	Hey Zac ! Just wanna say that I totally enjoyed watching your movie 17 Again ! It sure made me feel 17 once more ! LOL .
1	Yay for hangin out in Allen for the day . So relaxed and watchin Hancock .
0	RT : It's based on a comic . DC has already paid a small price for it , comic sales dropped . #sarc …
1	Got the most awesome surprise this morning ! Instead of the 6:56 wake up call Abrianna snuggled up and slept with me until 8:37
1	Wet Willies in SoBe
1	Soooo tired !!!! Getting ready for some much needed sleep
1	? eni ?? li : kol ?? ei Google raksta ? it ?? : Inform ?? cija is a weasel word . Avoid as much as possible .
0	Wasn't even 10 am and some kid already pooped in the pool . Oh and it's my first headguard shift of the summer #score #not
0	doesn't this one look a bit old to play Mac ? Sometimes I like her and sometimes I don't get why they cast her . Miss Ashley
1	If you want to retweet that- as I see some of you have ... go ahead . Pancakes for all ! ( It is a good thing to laugh-is it not ? )
0	niice out today to do nothing
0	The people that take hours to answer text tell me more about how cool and busy you are . #Not
0	Microsoft , the inventor of spell check .. sponsoring the espn spelling bee #irony #isspellingasport ?!
1	I just know is so excited to know that I AM GOING TO SNOOP DOGGGGG NEXT MONTH !!
1	Sat in the sun at lunch time and it was glorious !
1	i know that you know how to spell ... Lol i was just bringing it to your attention
0	My roof leaked from all the rain so now i have a ugly wet spot on my roof in my bedroom
0	Shoved out of the house an hour early for work when I only live 10min . #wonderful #not
1	In the past , I have made garlic sangers
1	Watching some MMA & Miguel Torres just KO'd Manny Tapia . I love these fights
0	I just love waiting on people who are never on time #not
1	happy trailwalking hot day for it !
0	Received a letter in the mail thanking us for signing up for paperless statements #irony #savingtrees
0	The comedians on ur panel are so funny & Ive definitely not already seen most of these clips on fb with funnier comments #sarcasm
1	LOL use some of the quotes on ur collection hahah how is that by the way ? u said new designs this weekend ?
0	On my way to work ... Boo
0	just waking up . didnt sleep very well last nt
1	oh and whats this ? A FATTIE !! i feel like cheech and chong .
1	Napping with kitty .
1	I am looking for a multiply themes . I want pink . HAHA !
1	yes- when it was owned by Paramount u could
1	is popping home to see my woofers
0	I checked and no calls have been made , so I am hoping it was accidental and will be returned .
1	just got back from school
1	haha . thankss . oh , wen we were on the fone last night , ( this morning actually ) i didnt even go to sleep til like , 4am . lol .
0	I'm really glad that I know about the Brown Recluse , and that it lives in Louisiana .. \n #not
0	RT : LeBron can't take the Heat . #irony #NBAFinals
0	will miss your concert in pune
0	RT : #Egypt #irony : EU voices ' extreme concern ' over Thai coup crackdowns u.afp.com/dAi via
0	updating my Garmin Forerunner 305 to the latest firmware , then headed to the park to skate . unfortunately I can't find my HR chest strap
0	I wonder if anyone is watching my station tonight ? #sarcasm #24isonFox25 #imwatchingsports
0	I ask for a screenshot of Office 2007 to help a friend out ... and he sends me a screenshot of Wordpad
0	Glad we could spend this beautiful Saturday together #not
0	saaaad . my love is injured
0	Runny nose .
0	Gotta love being woken up by my brother yelling at me to ' get the fuck up ' .... welcome home buddy , ur loudness was missed #not
0	it would be really ironic if the signed lance Stephenson this summer ! #crazy #irony
0	Breakin legs so to speak . danjon97 instagram.com/p/ole1Rou5VM/
0	get well soon SAM .. too bad you're not on asap today ..
1	enjoying a sunday off ! Watching trash tv , snacking , and cleaning ... what a perfect sunday
0	Looks like there is about 100 in the queue - it'll take a while
1	Im officially starting a shitload of hw at 9pm great
0	ahahah i was listening to it too ! but its already 3:33
0	#not quiet impressed with the way England is playing yet # no spark ... Jo Heart man if the match over all good result though
0	Doesn't know what ' Fml ' stands for
1	same here . Maybe something is up . I have 124 new twitted emails for followers on our other twitter acounts though
0	totally overdid it yesterday ... paying for it today ouch .
1	Today on my run I was chased by 2 pitbulls . I knew I was in for it when they charged me and started ferociously licking me . Beware ! #not
0	Ya know it's gunna be a great day when both your knees are hurting this morning #not #fuck
0	The reviews from this are so funny to me . Don't read if you have a sensitive stomach #irony themetapicture.com/why-you-should…
1	Happy Weekend G ! I promise not to bother you again ! lol ! #not Cheers ! ;-)
1	getting ready for class . i have NO life other than dance at all
1	I saw your service online yesterday .. it was great . You should post that video of the adams family .... that was hilarious .
0	I'm glad you threw the tantrum ! I was going to , but I don't know her well enough yet Was she apologetic , darn her !?
0	I can't get over how nice the weather is !! GUTTED I'm stuck inside workin
1	heheh what a great idea
1	IHOP with the girls lots of fun
1	: Hey Brandi ... Just Wonderin .. What are you + Miley doing in Germany .. Please Reply .. Love Natalie + April .. xoxo
1	is actually getting used to twitter now , think i'm gunna stick with it
0	I love how #oomf takes her time replying it's amazing\n #sarcasm
0	I'm glad mfers know what I'm talking bout #not
1	- haha what a welcome
1	haha personal thank you's ? How nice Thanks
1	the things ya say are always so true ! and i loveee your bg , haha
0	Ah so i was'nt the only one to notice the wee woman in the £1million hat telling us we're all in this together ? #Irony
1	here on twitter ! Just re tweet the post of mine that is a couple of posts below on my profile
1	I can put my heel down - am so proud
1	Just chillin at home
0	exams mean video shooting is not possible
1	you should go take narcolexi to a matin ? e , tomorrow AM .
1	I think it's the creaminess , very rich which is unusual in a filter coffee ! Great with muffins for elevenses
0	I'm watching Battleship right now because clearly , I have a lot of time on my hands . #not
1	I'm Watching TV and listenintg Jonas Brothers with my friend Fernanda
0	#sarcasm is my middle name yabny
1	Sometimes I miss the single life ..... then I come home and jump in bed and realize what I was missing when I was single
1	Good night , luvvies .
1	No prob .. I had to ask too when I was new
0	Working tomorrow , we're starting a bucket check at 9:30 and it will most likely go all the way to 5 , if not past that
0	you realise that's a photo of a Christian library right ? Trinity college . Love your ignorance & stupidity . #irony
1	voted in the teen choice awards . yuppp
0	The irony is I prefer the back of the bus . #irony #racism #funny
1	Any idea for a food/recipe blog name ? Jacob and I are going to start sharing our recipes w/ pretty food pictures .
0	at least we know that we're suffering together that helps right ? #not
1	thank you - to me it is like we are all in the boat and we are all passing around supplies
0	i need a boyfriend tooo !
0	Watched Sidebottom incident in slow-mo , the thing that concerns me the most is how close together Maverick Weller's eyes are #not normal
0	Went to the aquarium today . Had the tuna melt for lunch . #Irony ?
1	The best >>>>> <<< haha lol Thanks
0	Lmao this boy wanting to start drama . Unfortunately I do not have the time for your attention-seeking dick , literally . Good luck with that
1	Thursday flight
0	Chai ! She changed " DP " and all I could do was delete the contact . Such beauty ! < #Irony
0	I love it when random friend rapes my twitter during a movie #thanks #not #gtfo
0	crap , I just sent you an email and forgot to mention that I'm also a ghost hunter
1	hello . ( bye ) morning . cnu mkakachat jn ? haha
1	the alicia keys cover sounds good . i think i'm gonna go get it
1	joels comming to califroniaaa & i have cinnabon )
1	aw you sound like chris crocker
0	Glad some umps can tell the difference between a strike and a ball . #Not
0	RT : mind your knowledge ;) #Pakistan #random #sarcasm \n pic.twitter.com/2l39jCE9AW
1	Shooting in Newcastle on Sunday . Couple of spots left if you're interested
0	I wonder if that scene will qualify as Emmy nominate since it was SO awesome . #not LMAO !
1	Started out with a shocking headache earlier , but today's actually been really good no more work due now till tuesday ! * sweeet *
0	I'm Sorry , Mary - Matt Wertz . Seriously ? THAT song is gonna play now ? Grrrrr ...
0	So I worked All weekend and now I'm free ! So I've been ready tweets of the people I follow and I've really missed out oh well I'm back !
0	Little Rock = amazing . The weather = poop . It is so damn hot .
0	cant seem to find THE dress i cant go out all plain jane ... NEEEXXT !!!
0	Three more paragraphs to go on this essay and then I'm freeeeeeee #not
1	Madden NFL 10 video #g4tv #E3 #EA
0	I am feeling under appreciated and taken advantage of
0	WHAT ? WHERE ? I haven't seen it in so long
0	then its worst for my case ah ! econs all the way ok : pizza hut later ? teehee !
1	yay !!! lmao . i'll look into that . i want Unlimited everything .
0	my dads at the Gran Prix in Turkey Mum says , thats sounds like food to me hope he brings some back I'm sick of this dried stuff I get fed
1	watching Grey's Anatomy-o how I love McDreamy and McSteamy !
1	morning :] wow . sun is bright . some MORE revision i think today .. in the sun ofcourse !
0	Disneyland is full . No kidding . We are turning around they won't let us park . DCA is still open .
0	When your dog bites your boob and then tries to bite you vagina ! #Amazing #Not
0	My sympathies man ..
1	My wisdom teeth are ready to be pulled . I could have told them that . Script baby ! Who wants to buy them ? Jk
1	it is so hot ! 24 degrees
1	great nite last nite , gonna have a nice relaxin sunday catchin up on one tree hill
0	fatinnnnnnnn :'( I'm gonna miss u too ! Really today's the day ! time flies so fast babe ! take care k ! keep in touch !
1	Night , Chico !
1	I'm glad to hear that at least you're unpacked , so to speak . Keep on truckin ' , mama ! <3
0	Former #college stars sue #NCAA over #money . Does anyone else but me see the #irony here ?
0	I paid $2 for a pair of plastic gloves ! and she's not even gonna perm her hair
0	My Enter Shikari CD STILL hasn't arrived , and I'm catching the train in 2 days , no Shikari music on the train for me
1	HAHAHAH . ) Correct dont go near him . )) RE : Ganda sa Canyon Cove . I like the pool . Nagbanana boat kami . ;)
0	Got my free KFC Grilled Chicken coupons in the mail today & thought I had dinner covered . Then I realized I can't use them until Friday .
1	Awww , that is so cool , Joyce !! Truly my pleasure - gallivanting does have a fun , carefree feel to it , eh !
0	not exactly kid friendly unless you're okay with people smoking weed
0	ughhh i have 2 do homework in a couple minutes !!!!
1	Good Space right now New Reclyner and watching Harry Potter top that off with Lafraud James home on his Reclyner crying = Priceless
1	Don't move , i enjoy touching you .
0	Wow The Bachelor/(ette ) still looks like great tv after all these years . #not
0	Hawks get 8 day break and we get 6 day before the Hawks game , hmm that's fair #not
0	to bad I had to make it myself .
0	The sun was setting . It was so ugly . #sarcasm instagram.com/p/ojD55PhTIk/
0	... thanks to the douche who broke into it a couple of days ago . $200 bucks to break into my own car ( and get new locks )
1	... long night ! hope everyone is well , xoxoxoxo NEA & NICOLE
1	Just finished one of the books my friend sent me
1	thanks ! i love that fabric - definitely one of my favorites . just makes you smile when you see it
1	Off to bed . Room [ almost ] clean . G'nite
0	I love being the only one doing shit at work . #not
0	Wish this weekend didn't end so quickly lovelovelove ? & Inventory suckssss .
1	I prefer this one-however I'd change the color ( IMO , a dark blue/black is prettier/better than the red )
0	says suddenly misses having my hair long what can I do to make it grow quickly , I wonder ...
1	hey babe ahhaha live u Showing some love
0	Can't concentrate on this at all .
1	Erm ... aye go on then . I need a clutch of singles to have a look at , all really good ones that I will like
0	I was cycling earlier and nearly got hit by an ambulance . #irony
1	You are a bad influence on me !!!
1	Oh , and he touched my hand ! HAHAHA ... he's a funny ass guy and he did his damn thing
1	Mariana's Trench concert June 16th !
0	Tomorrow is not gonna be a good day either
0	I would be say y'all just mad cuz you're jealous of my swaggy , but that might be too dope for y'all to handle #sarcasm
1	yay I have a rune-font on my computer now cool , I like it !
1	" 6 More Tips for Affiliate Marketing on Blogs " by #affiliate #marketing #smm #socialmedia
1	Ahhh , just woke up from my nap .
1	Hey whoever used my office while I was gone this weekend ... Thanks for cleaning up after yourself !! #sarcasm
1	might have swine ... Hope I don't though ! Going to doctor's tomorrow . Will let you know how it is
0	RT : " yea let me just call you from my home phone " #irony #signfail pic.twitter.com/ylAtYizwjo
0	sorry to hear about kasra
1	Must fight urge to go to botcon
0	Watching SpongeBob . Again
0	That asshole that cuts you off and then turns into your church . #irony #seeyouinthesanctuary
0	I love being awake at 5:55 in the morning . #UpBeforeTheBirds #Sarcasm
1	RT : An exciting day - we're laying the groundwork , so to speak , to interpret the origins of #NewPaltz beneath the street . h…
1	yet you're doing the same thing in every picture . #irony #jk I'm picking on you , you love me
1	Once a month trip to Costco ... ' Twas fun as usual .
0	thank god all these restocks will be in a few days #sarcasm
1	also won , YAY she's damn great . i love her new music <33
0	i wanted to watch u do ya thing .. but its coo .. i'll be home soon enough
1	? cont ) Universe ? WOW on a console ?
0	will have done 24 miles by the end of the month , i don't see the difference yet though
1	CONGRATS !!! I'm SO happy for you !
1	hello I've been a little quiet lately sorting some stuff out . But I feel better now ! Hows you ? ( apart from the head )
1	Have an awesome time in Brazil , Don't forget about us .. xx
0	:| It just randomly got so dark and now it's raining . Weirdd . Winters on the way
0	just wondering ... wouldn't a preso on profound brevity be better as a firestarter ... not a 30min keynote ? #irony #bma14
0	that was the cherry on top of a perfect day . #not #needsometequila
0	denied again - just spotted that YouTube now has all ST : TOS episodes available - but not for NZ viewers , naturally #startrek
0	Arghh stranded !! Somebody with a car come and rescue me
1	going to go shower , i'm making a video today . i may even put it up today ... HOORAY !
1	Blur just don't do it for me to be honest .. I am a raver at heart
0	Yes , because cutting the grass is totally more important than homework . #sarcasm
1	On my way to the savannah mall . Summer Serve day went well .
0	asdfjkl ; i need to do good on my math final and pe final on tomorrow !
0	“ : Spotted on the CNET giveaway counter . #irony twitpic.com/e50140” . HAHAHA !! But nobody's taken it tho ??
1	i can wait till Trent ( ) stays cause we're making an Intervention Parody video
0	I would be one too but Blip refuses to play for me 95% of the time . if u know why tell me ?
0	I have a bad headache .... sumbody help me !
0	Negotiating with a Team that is run by Arabs .. that's gonna be a lot of fun . #not
1	Gotta love Full House !!
0	got to work early as have been awke since 5am ! Weather in the delightful w/country has turned & we're back to rain
0	“ : Donald Sterling sells team for $2 Billion & is officially " nigga rich " #Irony ”
0	if he's of drinking age he can come to . If not you will have to stay home
0	All this medicine is doing is making me nauseous not relieving my pain . #MoneyWellSpent #Not
1	am fine thank you loving the sun tanning quite well this year
0	work at 4
1	On the road to branson , finally . I love road trips !
1	... goin to RENA's grad party thingyy wit the sistah RATNA !
0	Someone just said it's sad a parent wouldn't go their kids ' graduation , right in front of my Dad . #irony he wasn't at mine
1	hey i saw you played at the roadhouse in brum we are set to play there #1 is it any good
0	You don't miss me . OMG . I wonder what that smells like .
1	#myweakness My construction wker bf just home frm work smell of his sweat mixd w/ his colgne w/ his sunglasses on his head .. oWeeee
1	labtop is FUCKED , had to come home to get my desk top to bring to dublin for the next week or two till i get my new mac book
1	good morning salberry day 2 of 7 of your C&C event right ? take care . dont work too hard . lol
0	This is a great way to start summer ! #not #hospitalbound
0	Thank god for me putting part of our tax return into savings . There goes our vegas money
0	Small world moment . Sitting down with adviser last night at sf restaurant . At table next to us 3 Dell folks celebrating taking VSP . #irony
0	spiderman 3 . they shouldnt have killed harry
1	might have to swing by sometime
0	RT : If secularisation comes up on Tuesday there is a God #irony
1	no you chose to feel guilt that's how it's self inflicted
1	hahahaha guess what ?!? I finally did that shit correctly ! ahhhhhh
0	#Egypt #irony : EU voices ' extreme concern ' over Thai coup crackdowns u.afp.com/dAi via pic.twitter.com/tdyVqWrrtT”
0	I miss my mom
0	My wife turned the heat on this morning . THE HEAT ! I forgot we were having a blizzard outside . #sarcasm
0	Walking to wild willy's with the brother talking about sec 1 drama #missit #not
1	And thank for listening to Esquivel , the official soundtrack of twtrcon
1	good morning
0	I writing English papers on Sunday nights .. #yolo #sarcasm
1	RT : " Dude " , the Second Amendment ... that was like 200 yrs ago ... \n #sarcasm
1	It is chilly here in Winnipeg . But I am so glad to be home . Tons of cleaning before the rugrats come home .
0	Yeah , I should've realised there was a reason Ukraine was 25-1 at the bookies and Norway was 1-1 . Lost ? 15 now
1	so that's what it was like for my first day , its fun though , everyones VERY sweet
0	retweet #dannygokeyislove to counter a mean trending topic please !
0	bf brother went back to PI & we wont see him for another 2 years . hope he stays safe
1	hey thanks for following how are you ?
1	i love thursdays at in n outtt !
0	just saw that one of my sweeties ( cats ) has a big wound , he's been fighting again I fought with him just now to put something on it ;)
1	Always a surprise at #uxbookclub
1	Well , I thank you for all of the positive words . Hopefully both of us can find some sleep tonight ... this is crazy !
0	ah man ! i'll be in cville this weekend and i actually won't be off the cleanse yet ... this thing is eternal !!!
0	Holy crap mate !! Just realised it was your birthday 3 days ago !!! Sorry i forgot dude Hope you had a good one !
1	yeah i want to know what that is too !
1	The MTV movie awards are gonna get so many ratings purely from people who wanna see the new NEW MOON trailer
1	Just for that " it's " gaffe , you'll have to add to your follows
1	im allowed to stalk you
1	can you please goto and vote for me !
0	Yet again a beautiful piece of officiating #sarcasm
0	Having had a First Hand experience being an outsider makes me eligible to rate the Updates . Its hard for an outsider to catch up #bck5
1	soooo jealous of your picture !!! Where was this and how did you make it happen ???
0	Me completed season 4 of LOST . It was very good . Not able to find season 5 on the official site - abc.com
1	O and I'm actually going to BCIT's journalism program in September ! Hoping to go into TV reporting too
1	i probably would of put my hands over my ears and try to ignore it
0	I #hate being ignored and #not invited to anything I'm just so ticked off with right not
0	Is really tired . Taking a nap and then studying some more . Wish to go out tonight but I don't know anyone in Montana . I miss my friends .
0	Wasn't that good a finish by Ronaldo . It came to him on his right side , waist high . What else was he going to do with it ? #sarcasm
1	Ha ! It's wicked . You rock !
1	anytime you want to talk about _The Fabric of the Cosmos_ or _The Elegant Universe_ just let me know .
0	For some reason I wasn't following you , so I never got your message ! You're not seeing them this tour ? That sucks .
0	is it really cinco de mayo ? #noway #ihadnoidea #idonthaveacalendaroranything #idonthaveasmartphone #sarcasm #h8uall #tacos
0	I cant sleep
1	marlier - love you lovely HAHA
0	E vc esqueceu de mim hein ....
0	Okayy fuck it , I'm not ashamed , I have a ..... Well c when I gt it I didn't kno ne betta , bt I have a .... see I got a great deal too , so
0	You think you have a good deal on airfare , then they charge you an extra $400 in taxes ! Sheesh . It shouldn't cost so much to travel
0	But I'll tell you to go fuck yourself too #sarcasm instagram.com/p/nnIakwLtKK/
0	Me and shauna are in the same room , and we are laughing at our own jokes , so cool . #not
1	OMG your new vine is literally perfect your soo pretty can I please be you
0	listening through the Mendeed discog once again . I still think their disbanding is a loss . #metal
1	had a great day tomorrow will be amazing !
0	I'm bummed . Getting our first foster and she turns out to be alpha , just like Heimdall . Disaster !
1	G-D's always ready to move in and through those who are ready to serve
0	Eeep !! * comforts * This is when I go massacre-girl and start hitting things with shoes . Spiders are fine , ON THEIR OWN WEBS .
1	<-- was standing in front row !
1	Looks like every1 had sushi tonight except for me ! I had a bowl of Frosted Flakes 4 dinner hehe
1	mmmm buttery toast
0	I am so sorry I get irritated by your stupidity #not \nstop being stupid , problem solved .
1	hey there . Sounds like you guys had a good time bathing the pups . Hope the beers were good , as well .
1	haha ! nice one , Jared ! i can hardly wait for the movie ! i'll definitely check out Cory's site , too . hope all's well
0	didn't answer my question . I feel the love #not
1	#not an atheist not offended by your beliefs your beliefs are yours & I respect them as I should
0	I see you've grown more attractive since we last met ... gravitationally speaking . #compliment #NOT
1	just got back from my last day in class . kinda sad lol . anyways . lunch . skate . write . sleep . have a great day everyone !!! cya !!
0	Champions League and going for the prem again next year and we buy Lambert #logical #not
1	noope , actually not . but i've had like the same haha . my old sony ericsson . <3
1	I wish I had too .. I am sure there will be more
1	i feel it already .. after 4
0	same , we've tried obvious ways but might have to think harder xx
1	Hello Twitter
0	morning all . Little one up at 5:30 but played happily till 7 . Early morning wake up came from the cat fighting at 1:30 am
0	you saved my life . you taught me life lessons . yet i've still never met you/gotten a reply i love you miley ??
1	lol Surprise ...
0	Don't send me pics across aim it fucks everything up
1	don't you just love it when that happens ! Hope the visit with your bone cracker makes up for it .
1	relaxing and enjoying the rain
0	RT : Well done refs . Well done #sarcasm
1	wow ! thats practivally unheard of ! :o .... that is , until today
0	Woke up at 3 ..., then 5 , then half 6 and then 9 , safe to say I had a really good nights sleep #not
0	Noted Racist Sterling to receive #NAACP LA's lifetime achievemnt awrd AGAIN : foxs.pt/1jTPP6S #Clippers #BoycottClippers #irony
0	My phone just froze from all the texts I'm getting ... #not phones dryer than the sun
1	alright I can handle that
1	LOL the one with the flushing toilet is amazing !
0	I love how my day can go from totally awesome to totally awful in seconds #sarcasm
1	i know right . keith urban is following me too . haha
1	canaan and i got pizza a few days ago and it was so good thats literally all i can think about now
0	So the passengers are here and your crew aren't . #delayed #nicejob #not
0	AYYYY Today's #NEW Liquid Crystal is here and WE'RE STUCK WITH PUZZLES ! #sarcasm lmao Check it out & RT ! youtu.be/NJDdTw_Vazc?a
1	sometimes it's great to be a foreigner
1	Will be gone for a while
1	Grandma made some delicious brunch ! Just moved everything out of the car . Preparing for a fun filled day of organizing !
1	In that case , you more than deserve the wine ! Hope you have a good weekend ahead of you to make up for the week
1	WOW . Can I " borrow " you ? Or do you have a brother ?
1	gave my mom 2 lilly polos from the sale & she loved them ! also my bf will very excited for the vineyard vines sale
0	hiya ! PLEASE TALK 2 MEEEE !
1	i'm going to leave first . gonna go UNLI later so teext mee .
1	Heading to Mustafa shopping centre in bus ... And with iPhone in hand ... Wondering how to use this time
0	It's time to get this party started now that it's summer break #not
0	I've decided it's not going to happen at all for me
1	Chili night in Minneapolis . I refuse to turn the heat on in May !
1	yeah lol that one made me laugh hahaa
0	awww How about Happy Birthday ! I'd drink one for ya , but you see , I had a rough night .
1	loko ka nics ... hahaha ... oo nga ... i'm thinking about * toot * while I'm voting
0	Thank you Washington Post for this insightful WNBA coverage . #sarcasm washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-le…
0	“ : no one said that someone said I didn't #mindfuck ” #mindblown #not
1	g'morning . off 2 church ! hair blowing in the wind . owww not used 2 this . my weave is fresh
1	Film News Roundup - May 2009 - Week 3 is now on #coolshite ( ) . Remember to comment on the blog
1	yay 1 more hour then home
0	im hungry but if i eat im going to be more sleepy than i am now
0	My birthdays soon ( well next month ) and ive to find something i want ... i really dk If i could , id get plane tickets to Washington State
0	me too I don't know why I'm not though
1	How concerts ... like concerts , concerts ? with music and everything ?! That's so cool !
0	Wow pacers way to give the heat a good series #not
1	Idiotic vaccine truthers have created a control group that proves vaccines work ! #irony
0	actually tweeting with envy on his own laptop
1	Om I'd like to chuck ya .... om I'd like to chuck ya ... om I'd like to chuck you ... down ....
1	Haha you shouldn't have been " looking hot " there , huh ? Should've chosen something better to do
0	Still no sign of the dog . I don't like dogs , but I'm worried for the poor guy .
0	A newspaper said Selena and Taylor Lautner have separated I hope it lies
1	Picked up some games . Gamestops Buy two get one deal this weekend
1	Off to go watch England .
0	3pm already , where are you going Saturday ? I miss you already and you're only half over
1	The Watermarks were here
0	I haves dirty old one , but I've read all my rss feeds and I've got no new email . Still bored .
0	Had last exam today ! Feel so relieved ! I don't know how I did in them all but fingers crossed ! Still have a load of English course work x
1	Damnnnn it ! Just kidding . hahahaha
1	ROFLMAO that's great !
0	I hav my Exam tomm ... n going Panvel to write the xam . But , not even studied a single chapter also
1	whoot !
1	Most definitely not a mistake . Haha ! Thanks for the follow . Oh , and lurve your music preferences .
0	I keep clicking links . I need to stop that . They are dirty dirty and i get nightmares
1	preparing a quick breakfast before i hit the Tcourts cinnamon rolls , bacon , and slices of cantaloupe . and coffee , of course .
1	Chillin With My Cuzzo . Lovin Him
0	I'm going to get dressed and go to the most evil store in Falkirk - Maplin ! I could spend ? 000s in there Just as well I'm broke ;-)
0	Annnyway . D: Any idea why im so illll ? I blame yesterday even if it was fun XD
0	Aww Not muchh xD Pretendiing to do homeworkk x ] Tis fuun xD ! <3
0	You mean the 3MB / matadors segment wasn't worth watching ? Think you'll find it clearly was . #Sarcasm
1	I wish I was able to assit ... too far away from Costa Rica ..... many blessings
0	omg no way !! The for reals one ? Haha lol dude my comp is too far dont want to get up im so comfy
0	Im going to bed , but i probably wont fall asleep until 2 lol .... I'm so fucked for waking up tomorrow
1	Reheating leftover buffalo chicken pizza . My breath will be unforgetable after eatin this
1	Congrats on the album . Much love .
1	excellent - I luv listening to a good rant - my new patio furn looked good till dog crapped against it !
1	SCOREEEEE ! TMNT is onnn
1	I know ! Whenever I listen to him I think about how we used to just dance around to him when we were lil
0	my immune system is about as useful as a chocolate teapot #poorly
0	I look in the mirror nd the mirror look at me saying u da shit yea u da shit , cause am feeling maself #not sexually
0	all the teams i cheer for are last place in their div . and now Grady's on the DL , i'm supporting the Rangers here on out ( go Ian K ! )
0	gosh .. its so boring
1	thats0kaylin // I literally just laughed at your header for a good two minutes omg
0	I have sooooooo many books I bought in NY that I need to start/continue reading , I just can't pick which one . UGH , dilemma .
0	Tweeting to tweeple about my tweens , for tomorrow I am 30
0	i want more followers
1	heard PARANOID on the radio earlier ! thought of ALL THOSE KEVINS . o.O and then I thought of YOU ~
0	Agreed #IranElection Voice from Iran : Shame on a country in which foreign embassies are safer than hospitals
1	so glad ive made all my deadlines now its time for fun
0	Sorry didnt mean to make you cry Been trying to get help for over 4 years now . Goverment and VSO's just toss us aside ..
0	RT : #YesAllWomen = misogynist hashtag , generalizing all women , though most tweets using it are misandrist in nature . #irony
1	thanks night night , look after that hip of yours !!!!
1	looks like #devteach is the place to get a head ... sorry , couldn't resist ..
0	I am still fighting Verizon high speed internet with intermittent connectivity . I will be surprised if this even gets posted to Twitter .
1	Hey !! I'm gonna be in PA mid-May ... we should try to connect !! You , me , & for lunch one day , perhaps ??
1	is aboutt to get her hair done
1	Only your cock if you send me a picture .
1	Hi Miley !! I wish you could come to Peru !!! plz reply !!!
0	I got a headache
1	i should be head girl because i woudl get and to play live at the prom
1	argentina brazil !!! bla bla =( im from mexico but i cant wait
1	oh why are you fighting with jess ?
0	I wanted t0 go to back to the Zoo today !
1	Hence the smiley face . ha ha ha ha . Lol yeah i'm hong to be tired as fuck tomorrow . But guess what i do not care .
1	ready to go look at rings ' n ' shit
0	Shopping event at Brickworld !!! In line for thnext two hours for sure . but it will be worth it ;-)
1	thank you !
0	#NYR definitely brought their C game tonight . Way to go boys . #sarcasm
1	live search already had that infinite image search feature . it's not new
1	I am off to bed . Good night everyone ! Sweet dreams !
0	It's been over 7 hours and my iPhone is still not activated .
1	Don't be man , people ( like drivers ) being confused is what gets most kittens killed ? The key is ? most specs ??, not expectations
0	oooo they must be clever criminals then #not hope the cars ok !
0	Hazel grace lived till the end but yet unable 2 find , August Walters dies yet every guy internally wishes to be him #irony
0	whoa ! i super lurve this ,! but i cant seem to be optimistic tho lecheng slump ! hahahay !
1	My thought is that texting while driving is not very safe .
1	Going to Disneyland in a bit . ) I love my own little world .
0	So the only thing that was wrong with our stupid broken dishwasher ..... was that the ( fake ) light switch was turned off omfg . hah .
1	aww yer wee internet buddy she myt invite u tae LA with her be her bbf be like paris hilton nd whoever her new wan is lmaooo
1	jailbreak your phone and play it on 3g
1	Off to the cheer clinic !
0	watching the pursuit of happyness .... i love this movie but it is soo sad makes my cry everytime
0	Lol , I wish I found that game #MCRchat
1	hi .. how was it going ??
1	Just FYI- I have the best husband in the world
0	mummy's fren gave us some durians ytd ... so tempting leh but cant eat too much cos haven totally recovered .... haizzz
0	#fuqtwitter is why Gokey made it higher than Anoop .
0	laptop is about to die I'm off to bed its almost 1230am ! G'nite everyone
0	thanks for having us ! we're missing tinker too
1	394 followers ! So close to 400
0	Hey , the DJ that's normally at Katz isn't here . Nooooooo DJ Handlebar where did you go
0	Cleaning the entire house is exactly how I wanted to spend my Friday night #not
0	i wish i was at the beach already
1	i love the jonas brothers too ..
0	Up and at ' em . Still have a cold .
1	Doritos is literally pulling a Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory ... pretty cool
0	Lucky is so cute when he digs his claws into the side of my face because he's begging for affection . #Not
0	um .. yeah . I'll get right on that . #not RT : Hi , Kylie , How are u darling . pls . send me ur sexy video first then ...
1	my one extends
0	Thanks for almost giving me a strike . I appreciate it :) #Sarcasm #MyFault
0	Looking at old pictures and listening to sad music always helps .. #Not
0	Man I missed someone always coming in while I am trying to pee #not #mycatisrude
1	i knew this would happen ... it always does .. whateve . not our loss
0	It'll be sad when we get older and all our friends start dying age-related deaths .
0	thanks ! i wanted to go tonight really bad ! i wasn't sure if it was sold out or not and i just got off work
0	“ : Our senior prank was live lol” mine was dope . We all parked our cars like idiots . It was awesome #sarcasm
1	RT : Sex so good that you develop amnesia for a week because they literally fucked your brains out
0	WHAT A FUCKING FUCK FACE . F !!!!
1	i soooo totally agree
1	you too Jim ! thx fir saying something so nice !
1	thanks
0	If they do , they know how many viewers they'd loose . #sarcasm
0	I'm not going too lie , I'm a twitter junkie . #selfie #NOT
0	Bad news , sad day . Feeling depressed .
1	Can I use that one on u !?
1	i know right . hence the " well if pstump likes ... " my day has a headache now
0	Not being funny but Roy is a complete joke , hope I am wrong but #not convinced
0	already having a bad day then being told I'm just a judgmental sorority girl ... thanks for that #ughhh #thanksalot #sarcasm
1	NEW ON TWITTER , say hi ?
0	I'm literally on the phone to the nak and mums like shouting in my ear . nah I don't have a phone to the side of my face , I'm not busy .
1	Hm . Go cmnt my new picta on myyyyspace .
1	How bout em Lakers ! Wat u guys thk ?
1	Looks like the summer has arrived in Lancashire
1	Just finished cleaning the house ^^ so good to live somewhere easy to clean !! small achievement yes , but feeling pretty good about it
0	RT : I just love being ignored it the best ! #sarcasm
0	is upset her chocolate melted in the heat ! sad times
0	I still cant believe this is it . After tonight its really over
1	Just smile . life is great . Going to the river today . if i sleep
1	I think you're making the right choice by moving on and you're stronger now so keep on going !
0	Not all of us have cargo pants to strut you know #justsaying #sarcasm
0	man i really dont want to write my english exam tomorrow ,,
1	Thank you
0	tried to vote but i couldn't cos im in the UK fingers crossed you win though ( Y )
0	you okay man ?
0	please tell me it will be on the bluff live feed and not espn360 , I'm not able to get epsn360s feed
0	There was a spider on the outside of my door . I don't know where it went , though , and it's not there anymore .
1	are you knocking the mirror ? what do you expect ?
1	i'm sorry for not keepin ' u in the loop earlier ! g'night zestiness ... * ahem * ... i mean sexiness !
0	I haven't won yet and I entered 45 times a day . Its not fair !
1	Finally paid my tuition ... it got scary there for a little bit . Don't hit up cousin Nicole for anything right now = dead broke
0	he looks more comfortable than both Hiller and Andersen . We shall see . BB is about as predictable as a tornado
0	The biggest thing happening in my life right now is my laptop updating . #winner #not #MBonMBonMB
0	lack of condiments after asking a few times and having to say it slowly twice .. =) #irony = humor
0	oh no that's so sad * mourns with you * that's seriously a tragedy you are really awesome !
1	Just got a massage .... it was great !!!
1	Hey I just wanted to thank you for marching at the Prop 8 protest really means a lot to your fans
0	I like how people say one thing , but do another #NOT
0	Holy hell this headache will not go away ...
0	day was boring ... oh u finished it i missed edward ... really ! u should continue with twilight from were u finished .. u readingit ?
0	at least you probably have sunshine
0	Did I sat #Tokarski for the shutout and win ?? #OOOPS ! sorry if I jinked him #not
1	its never a bad thing you both are amazing
1	stared stupidly in front of my dad . HAHA . He looks like Einstein .
1	Two a.m. movie " The Breakfast Club " . Love the excursions of a geek , a princess , an athlete , a basketcase , and a criminal .
0	Who the hell is Theodore Brigewater ? is he related to that Louisville QB #sarcasm
0	Not exactly on my " A " game today !!
1	Free beer , free wine , god I love my life
1	ohhh well looked up lyrics and they say slap , maybe they are having a laugh with us then
0	Yes , I did missed it I was too busy to sort the kids out to go to the shop with my husband .
1	No , because that would be too easy
1	hey beeeeyotcch !!! i miss ur ass !?! what r u doin for ur bday ??? let's go happy hour after I get off school
0	I hate it when skinny people say there fat\n #drama #not fat
0	Dang , I miss my husband . Woke up w/o him here this morning ... it sucked
1	Graduation practice went swell . we are off from school tomorrow !
0	How did you like PPC Classroom ? So bummed I didn't make it
1	Ok what is it ?
1	As you've probably read , Lindsay reminded us that you can find a saying for every position
1	Logan/Remy ftw Have you read the fiucs by creedcascade ??? They're v . good * nods *
0	so your saying we should get rid of democracy because you don't like who got elected ? Isn't that facism ? #irony
1	cause everyone's on twitter these days => i wanted to say the same :p lol lisa this is getting out of hand :p
1	Sexy Dress with the sexiest shoes !
0	I effin ' wonder how it's like to live #inaperfectworld . Maybe there I can call you mine again .
1	Creating my Twitter acccount
1	Thanks . Yeah , my brother was Dode in " Brick " and now Johnson just seems to throw him into everything
1	- very well thank you , we meet every Friday at 10am at the ICA in The Mall - all welcome
0	i really dont know but i miss them a lotttttt ...
1	so jealous !! i wanna come soak it up with you sometime soon ... looking at unit there tomorrow !
1	#Irony “ : If there were no God , there would be no atheists . ”
1	Shouts to the dip !
1	no sorry i mean i was taking a cheap shot at the reporter . its a dumb question but its often obligatory .
0	just imagine working full time on st. kilda road
0	My dad refers to my mom , sister , and I as ' hens ' because all we do is talk aka cluck . Chivalry isn't dead ... #not
0	I can't sing I'd love to ! Maybe God gives me talent when I sleep , let's pray shall I
1	Used a chip & Pin Machine on Friday that asked me for my " PUN " number ! Whats that then
1	Here's Johny -
1	stop worrying , I'm sure she's okay .
0	first day of summer school
1	- hope this helps a little
1	just went for my second drive , it was so good I'm so excited , hope I can go again tomorrow
1	Original , .
0	leftover brains again
1	on break from work and checking up on my twitter-ers !
0	RT : Ugh I just love when the same people don't show up to practice ! #sarcasm #showup #please
0	seriously , why cant i just get a cheap ass tickt to the philippines . 641 for 2 weeks i hate it . i just wanna sepnd more time with my moms
0	I hope I can get my new kitty to eat . I am looking up names for her . Shes scared though . Cant sleep without my Mimis
0	I really wish I could help ! Its hard to get a job right now
1	I saw a police thriller called Beck . Very good swedish movie
1	I've def missed you !
0	#Irony : When video of terrorists turning over a captive American soldier to American Special Forces becomes propaganda for the terrorists .
0	Another Wednesday , another parking ticket ;(
0	Sitting at school . Waiting to come home . Still sick
0	He was #then #kidnapped by #Team \n⋆ . com \nMagma . reveree \n➨ by #MonsterMMORPG ✺\n #not
1	- hi handsome
1	- Of course , if you ever WANT to go out ( to g0thbar , or elsewhere ) all you have to do is run the flag up the pole ; I'll salute
0	Yes u really have a lot of work - that ? s true Do u have to work tomorrow also ?
0	believes her thesis will be the shortest one EVER !
0	If you retweet #BringBackBlueMountainState it shoes everyone that your a true fan ... #sarcasm
0	So I think yesterday my blog stats were the worst they've ever been . It's so frustrating ! I don't know how to get people to read my blog !
0	- My boy is sick .
1	Russkaja rocks everyone who has seen the Traktor knows what i mean :
0	scary Hope it turns up safe .
1	- me and one of my bffs ... Brittany
0	Cinco De Mayo ! If only it were possible to find Mexican food in LA ! #sarcasm #CincoDeMayo #RevengeOfTheFifth
1	i havee myspacee againn
0	My Dad bought me my first tattoo when I was 17 . Years later he will lecture me about getting tattoos saying they're bad . #Irony
1	Hallelujah ! Fine Gael to table a motion of no confidence in the Goverment next week . Fingers crossed ! #le09
0	Aargh ! After agonizing whether or not to switch to Canon , my new Kodak has a flaw on the lens ! This is what I get for brand loyalty ...
0	You're not that cute , you're about as smart as a brick wall , and you're not the bad bitch you try so hard to make yourself out to be .
0	webcast time . only 1.5 hours !
0	Lol don't slang my name around ... what good is that gonna do ya ? Lol remember ? I AIN'T SHIT !? lmfaooo #irony #bastarr #GOMD :)
1	facebook link it's at
1	this car is costing me an arm and a leg , but it's so cute I have to forgive it !
0	Its a beautiful new day in fort worth . Off to the mall to get some basic essentials . Moversll be here in 7-15 days
0	Working on compliance documentation
0	My version 2.2.1
1	I don't intend to or want to become Anna Nicole to his J . Howard Griffin . It's Cara who does Ed is just the one constant I have at work .
0	awww ... you're away from home on mother's day ?
0	It kills to know what it's like to be unloved and disliked . #notthejealoustypeatall #sarcasm
0	best thing about our German neighbors is their 12:30 am outdoors speakerphone calls . #sarcasm
1	That was cold of Keri . When I met Bee , she was sick but she still gave me a hug and signed my shirt .
1	Boy on phone on train shouting at someone not to shout at him . #irony
1	A delicious raw food restaurant -- down here , we call such establishments , " supermarkets " or " grocery stores . "
1	wisdom never comes with ease , there is a cost for what we gain .
0	I'm taking almost an hour break between each paragraph I write for this final reflection paper , clearly I'm enjoying writing it . #SARCASM
1	Got it ! Thanks
1	i've officially moved back into my own house
0	. You complain that Muslims and atheists want to silence your son for being a baptist , and say that in the next breath ?
0	Rather disapointed wefollow.com doesn't have anybody under the WillPayLoadsOfCashToDevelopSomethingCoolAndSplitEquity50-50
0	yes babe , omg could you mail me those hot pictures pleasee
0	Severe Weather Today . I'd post pictures but I don't have a #squarespace website yet . Darn
1	hahahahaha you're a funny one !
1	Hard times . Behind a guy at stop & go paying for $10 of gas w 3 ones AND $7 IN CHANGE ... See him outside pumping gas in his HUMMER
1	You can give him grief directly
1	Eating soon
1	is waiting for the boy to make dinner and watching a movie
0	hey i am back sorry
0	Did you know Alex that you could hire Mashtan to dance at weddings , birthdays , festivals , etc #BetterThanVirsky #Not #Drunk
1	Well , they claim to have finished
1	BMTH+Tickle Me Pink+You Me At Six+kindametalrock = Eatmewhileimhot !
1	will be good to have you as a #BlackBerry user #followfriday
0	WOWOW . way to act like you like me then ignore me . awesome .
0	formsem today was postponed . nothing to do at home .
0	yesterday was difficult . and I'm still watching Mr. and Mrs. arrrrg
1	Good morning
1	TGI FRIDAY ! School doesnt start for another hour ! and I got a bunch of colored shirts at Michaels for $2 each ! They are really nice ! haha
0	I'm convinced that the principles of reality are very simple but the human's highest act of idiocy was complicating them to a fault #irony
0	Gotta love when people come up and tell you about others . #not
0	RT : When people take pictures of you running #SoAttractive #Not
1	hello little miss sunshine .. nice to know you yesterday .. even we're not greet each other yet
0	Lol I have some good friends . #sarcasm #fuckyou
1	had an amzing holidayy tiff later i love you bestfriendd xxxx do i love him ?? :S
1	Going to get Ice Cream with Mama
0	oh no , I'm so sorry My thoughts go out to you and your family ..
1	lea told me that she`ll be taking brian to prom .
0	i got a stinking sore throat now
1	si si ! you have to , its goood haha . oh its just some weird thing i say .. its like saying " hehe " .. with a " t " ;D haha
1	what a night what a night , good times at Good Times who woulda thought
1	Got two quads mapped with jon at bay and tittabawassee . day is going good .
1	Hiya Mel ! Yeah twittathon 4 charity sounds great , I'm in too !
0	nope dude .. did not get it to the office .. and btw , when u tweeted this , i had already left the office !
0	Can someone tell me whats wrong with me .
1	is going to watch terminator tonight ..... anyone seen it ? hope its good , but then again it has christian bale in it , of course it will be
0	i want sheer colour !!! i wish i had money but i gotta pay for my drivers liscence and i booked the next 3 weeks off work for schoolll
0	Art exam tomorrow yayyyy #sarcasm #gcse
0	Tough questioning like this , I sure don't know why we wouldn't want Democrats on #Benghazi special committee #sarcasm youtu.be/Qc1L9b0Bfvo
0	I won tickets for that concert . But i couldn't go I hope it was amazing !!!
1	had a great weekend in the sun with Jodie , George , Newman , Ben , Steve , Caroline and Martin
1	It's chilly today ! Perfect day to sit inside and write ! I am going to post tonight !!! Hopefully . Cross fingers !!!!!
1	Is there going to Sausage on it yum yum
0	I'm glad I have friends to hang out with on the Friday night #not
0	I just love it when I get all cute and ready and then my plans get canceled #not
1	- Luv ya sweetheart ? Yep , Robert Pattinson is just mine , mine , mine , mine , mine and mine ( btw : mine ! )
1	Tie them together with a bungie cord , they won't get far
0	" : Aww you're so thotful Mrs. " Cum Meal " pic.twitter.com/KIxFMSzKHZ "
0	uuuggghhh no more grey goose for me !
0	I can't believe I have to wait for Friday !
1	Terry's pub crawl tomorrow Hmm no money , who loves me ?? =P
0	#Google to make available details requested to be deleted as part of ' right to forget ' form #irony bbc.co.uk/news/technolog…
1	waiting for the confirmation of David . A's site membership administrator ... still on pending approval .. lolz
0	Having everything down and then screwing up the tryout feels great . #not
0	awwwwww guess ill miss the sa interview cant seem to get it to work
1	i was super distraught about it yesterday but i'm all good today , and i have my motivation back to study more
0	ffs , I clicked back on my browser after writing most of an article in Wordpress , lost all of the work
1	ahh Grey's Anatomy is a great show
1	no . if they're doing arena tours in november , then I'm going ! no doubt about it you ? xx
1	happy birthday girl !!! I hope it's a great one !!!!
1	My baby turned 7 today , time flies . I think all parents say that on bdays . He wants 2sleep w/us tonight . OK w/me , jst like his 1st nite home
1	VOTE for my boss for Mr. Twitter Philippines
1	Just let the ILL show and head to yuma , hello road trip starting at 11 pm
0	So happy I got to move 8 times in my whole life .. #sarcasm
0	cant believe its an hour tll the results
0	Yesterday , Our school bought 140 brand new iMacs , and our library was filled with iMac Boxes . I want one
1	Well , I didn't find a chimney sweep , but the guy giving out maps came close to being stuffed in the bag !
0	lol , I've never had the chance to meet He always goes to cons I can't get to and never goes to ones I can ! * sniffle *
1	Thank god for my boyfriend . I need caffeine so bad and I cldnt stop to get my iced coffee this am . Thank u baby
0	I love it so badly when the power goes out :) #sarcasm #muchneeded
0	No more rain
1	oh so u were talking about BING taking over Google's market share in search ?
1	MinusBlue - ' Be As One ' - single on iTunes now with a great set of remixes from some of the worlds grooviest downtempo remixers
1	Freebie : Buy one Wendy's Frosty - get one for free ! Get your coupon here ! Follow me for your Twitter freebies !
1	Morning my dear , i'm off to get my eyebrows and hair done ... How girly do i sound today ? Haha . Have a nice day
0	It is poring rain in Austin texas
0	Yea nice to know my own parents have my back . #not
0	Just saw a man running to catch the train . He was carrying a stop sign . #irony #tuesday
1	Gee Phil ,,, I thought you liked to celebrate diversity ? #hhrs #tcot #hcb
1	says Goodbye Jay Leno , Hello Conan O'Brien in the Tonight's Show !
0	S/O to whoever helped get me soaking wet at field day today #not
0	2 exams today .
1	I love it !
1	Thanks ! That's definitely helpful !
0	1St day of summer & i had to wake up early to help unload a food truck . FUN #not
0	well you're missing out ... on another note , when are you gunna come to Colorado and play ? #freeweed #haaaaa #not
1	Bella is convertible on the right .
0	I've been home alone for hours . I'm so bored .
0	Another day of changing your look . :) #ivebeenworkingfor3yrs #not #youstillrebooked
1	Eating ice cubes
0	not much we can do about the weather getting cold i was just getting used to being sweaty !
1	Oh yeah , I LOVE Rats in the Infirmary by CKY !!!! This song kicks so much ass , I can see a video happening .
1	#ASOT400 PLEASE WORLD ! NEVER STOP TRANCE ! As long as trance exists , I can be happy without would be my Death
1	not wanting to jinx it ... but weather supposed to be getting warmer towards end of week - yay !
0	I'm stuck at home writing 5 essays . It's cool yo . #not
1	i was appreciating perspective in the shot .
0	Fun fact of the day : No one knows who invented the fire hydrant because its patent was destroyed in a fire . #irony
0	5 minutes until I find out if I get my phone #Lets #Hope #I #Get #My #Phone #I #Would #Be #So #Happy #But #Probably #Not #Going #To
1	Marrying because our uncles aren't related . THANKS MAURY !!!
0	is still laid in bed
1	Good on you , I'm double dipping so to speak . I'm half way through Season 3 , but I'm also watching Season 4 . Great show !
0	Loading up on liquid energy to stay up editing my radio assignment about how enhancers are bad for you ... #coffee #stimulants #irony
1	i think you should Burritos are WIN !
1	oh ok abt the senidng direct msg . corrections and directions , thanks got it .
0	Not there !
0	whoever wins that bowling tournament thing with the bands better take videos ! so not fair that it is in airizona !
1	Sense for one last absolutely mad night before Magaluf !! Literally can't wait , going to be such a good night !
0	Based on my experience y'all , im sure the NC Dem Party will have their stuff together to take on ole Thommy Boy #SIke #YeahRight
1	has ideas ...
0	New rush job - business cards for tomorrow . I am SO snowed under here
1	This show is sooo good !! Can`t wait for the season 2 premiere !!!
1	really !?!? I must meet this " wife " you speak of .
1	new daily pic for today ? one from the castle ?
0	a " Grow Your Own " banner I'm sure . Weed is ruining Colorado ! #sarcasm
1	You are thanked for being you and all that entails ! My music has been sleeping for a while , and now it's trying to wake up .
0	Awwwwww , the poor fish ,
1	mannnnn ?!? U dont who Susan is ??? Stop BBQing and partying and look around
0	I would ask but ... I'm like , 2 hours away , sooo ...
0	sad ... no ones tweeting ...
1	DRR WELCOMES its newest members ! Cella , Amber , Crissy & Tracy !!!!!
0	Americans crying about equipment and finances has made me chuckle this morning . #irony
1	HAPPY MOTH3R'S DAY 2 3V3RY IN TH3 WORLD !!! ILY
1	you too sweetheart , hope to catch you later * on air *
0	YEAH . I wish she could read this though .
0	how to take a test : cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer \n #Not #Funny
0	y is that no fun ??? lol . i know OF you n i doubt u kno me so it dont matter anyway lol
0	_xy lol oh i was waiting on you guys to send me the documents but my outlook is messed up for some reason ily <('-')>
0	I didn't know animals were required to eat halal too #sarcasm
0	RT : Tweeps here talking isht about other tweeps they've never even met then when disaster strikes tunajidai #weareone . #Irony
0	Use another search engine . You're not legaly forced to use Goolge , I'm sure Bing and Yahoo are both great alternatives #sarcasm
0	suffering from concussion
0	There is a movie on that claims to be a thought provoking documentary on Ed Hardy ... I have to watch this #irony
1	Holiday shopping with the lemon tommorow #eeek #not #long #to #go #bulgaria
1	Just met Dan of mixednutsband.com while charging my phone . Longtime hardcore rider & doing this on a ' fixey'!!! Nuts , I say ! #alc8
0	JUST GOT THE INVITE TO WHEN IN ROME SATURDAYS AT COLISEUM . TURN UP . LET ME DRIVE 8 HOURS FROM BLACK MOUNTAIN , NC SO I CAN ATTEND #not
1	and for the most part I don't mind talking work .
0	i don't know i tried changing it now it won't come back . * tears *
0	I get flipped off more driving in Utah than in Mississippi . #irony
0	guess they couldnt afford the healthcare
1	thanks ! i'm happy with how it turned out
1	Good morning from the Shropshire Star newsroom at Ketley ! Contact us directly with your stories , pictures and videos through this page
0	“ : From 50 to 100 degrees in less than a week #kansas ” #cantwait #sarcasm
1	Off to teach .. Be back at 5
0	Exam ... not well But that was expected , I hadn't studied enough . My daughter still coughing but other than that seems OK
1	i got mine in the post dis morning hmm theres so many ! I love the Jester , Solidarity and Gap in the Fence ! wbu ?
0	Dinner and a movie ended up being a late show and popcorn , then a beer and a soda with Daniel . He's just not that into me . Ate home
0	why arent you playing slam dunk this year
1	like the prophet said
1	: But don't worry , only 12 more days til highschool ! ( well , Summer ... THEN highschool . )
1	Exited to see Billy Talent tomorrow at Rock am Ring
1	Sal ? uuuu entonces . A friend of has to be a friend of mine .
1	I would like to see that !!
0	RT : PUT \nIN\nJULYAN\nSTONE\n #sarcasm
1	i think i might just be the next nobel prize winner . follow me
1	My Dad used to bring that home for us kids to use as scribble paper . Memories .
1	I was wondering where you were going .
1	wow ... very cool ! need to share a picture of the team !
1	#followfriday for reminding me it's cathartic to rip a new one for Rogers Cable being such obfuscating nickel licking toad farts .
0	go to the audiance i might see it and be like hi jess !! lmao yeah i did . still not feeling too good
0	AOC always stays comin in clutch , especially being the last school to graduate ... #not
1	just woke up and listening to GN'R . about to have some breakfast i wanna do something fun today ...
1	keeeep breathing ..... in .... out ..... in ..... out ..... ' k . now turn it on gently+wouldn't hurt2pray
1	just look at that hot photo of you in your sunnies what a div ! Was it an email u can do something about ? B x x
1	Danced with a 45 year old Cougar !
0	I'm sure that decision won't turn out poorly at all !! #sarcasm #yougogirl
0	If recent experience is anything to go by , I fear I might be going off Indian food . This is not good , people . Not good
1	What a night .. lol
0	heading up to work
1	im eating a cherry flavoured fun dip
0	looking fwd to lockdown party tonite though bie cant make it back in time
0	So happy Steve Massiello was given a second chance after making all that money for so many years . #sarcasm
1	now that i have my brain back i think 6 bucks a drink might have been a bit much lol but they were fabulous < Cowboy Up >
1	I KNOW I'm so excited for them !
1	i agree . i do love prodigy though - HELP PLEASE -out of thorpe park , disney .. etc-what do you think is best for a 17th bday x
1	back home ... dead tired by the trip !! but it was amazin ...
0	I wish i could be as happy as the babies in the cow and gate adverts
0	I'm sure it was fun I'm at work .
1	wow , that's awesome ! glad to hear it went well !
0	A year from now is graduation .... i am pretty sure i'm not ready for it !?!?!?
1	There's only Education Science left to study for ... will do that in the evening ! I feel like continuing my story
1	getting ready to go see a movie with the girls
1	I'm tired ... gonna go to bed most probably ... hah gonna watch some TV and then hit the hay !
1	I am not wearing a pink slip to keep this job . White maybe but not pink .
1	Just entered Aransas county !
1	OH but thats the good one
0	is getting ready for class bummer
0	my oil missed out on Schneider , they won't on Kesler . 3rd overall and gagner . #sarcasm
1	new iphone app in the appstore now ... big fan
0	Yeah i'm sure we will be at the front of the line . #NOT
1	wine , cheese , and crackers on rooftop is definitely in the cards tonight Let's hope the weather stays nice !
0	it looks painful
1	thaanks
0	i miss you
0	Apparently my cat isn't missing me ...... wow and I thought I couldn't feel any lonelier
0	Haven't been to work in 9 days ; today should be fun ... #not
0	Ok I'm crazy . Bought 25 shares of GM in the after hours market on Friday at 70 cents a share . It's going to zero cents a share on Monday .
0	sort of terrified by all the transit accidents with casualties lately ... i feel awful for the metro riders trains are safest transport ..
1	Going to have breakfast , then put my face on before meeting Kat and the two Jamies for bowling fun
0	I may have to cancel on dinner Friday . Family might be coming to town . Sorry .
1	must discuss that with my bank account ; waiting for the right time
1	Work tomorow .. going up north warkworth with FI on her mazda 6 station wagon ! hope she wont yell me for trashing her car
0	ah ! I bet it does I've been like craving to play softball or basketball !!! But I have noo time
1	It's June ! almost time for school ! I can't wait to see my classmates again ! < and see the boys taller than the girls , this time . haha . >
0	The smell of distilled white vinegar stuck in my hands ... aaaah life's simple pleasure ... #not
0	When girls cuss and act ba , it makes them so much more attractive #sarcasm
0	V . Stiviano - - Mocking Black People On Tape ... They Do Stupid S L .. #irony dailybrew.com/b/2459734 pic.twitter.com/3ArwAhHkKG
0	“ : #longform is now on ! sportsillustrated.cnn.com/longform/” #irony
0	I'm going to be such a joy to be around tomorrow #not
1	Good luck to Grayson and Ian !!!
1	thanks for the follow !
1	is in Guildford having a Costa for a change !!!! Tis hot outside but the air con is maxxed out inside . Got a bargain pair of sneakers too
1	I am now watching HENTAI !
1	Check out the official FuseBox Radio Broadcast's Blip . FM Station at - thanks ! #blackradio #music
0	Finished processing #cg2009 feedback forms . More forms submitted this year = more processing time
1	:O :O :O YAY !!! omg So hope they do , that would be so cool !!
1	thanks
0	Tiens , Sourceforge down !
0	very smart , just after the news that darkcoin is being added to bitfinex . Perfect timing . #not
0	classic 90s grunge . But ... #not all up in the #GOTY convo .
1	The numbers are printed small for a reason . Maximum utilization of space
0	I dont have any of my DVDs down here at school with me Why didn't you just go back to sleep ?
1	of course
0	" SMOK3M " on breast cancer awareness license plate . #irony pic.twitter.com/mXfUQS4uj2
1	good idea !!
1	Heya ! Just updating . I went swimming today , for the first time . That was fun . also did very much pictures , with my new baby !
1	as DD says ' mummy jack cross is here tonight ' meaning Jack frost pleasant & not complaint about this coolness I love it
0	Precisely RT : Wow , that's EXACTLY like donuts . #Not
1	baby's temp has gone back to normal thank GOD !
1	Thanks to everyone who added me recently . Have a great Saturday ! Today I'll see either " the brothers bloom " or " easy virtue "
0	he was badly badly hurt I wanna cry
1	hope you had a good rest , now get started on two more !
0	I wish I had
1	thanks for the queen city #ff ! and thanks for the link to us on your site
0	LOL The #Irony RT This is - amazingly - for real ! pic.twitter.com/dxemkiQO0C”
1	Ugh ! the same , pregnant lol . I only have 3 - 5 weeks left .. excited !! ugh ! Don't hesitate to buy gifts lol
0	Yes , I'd love to listen to your entire phone call all morning . #not
0	I'm officially off work . Sad , but true . Had to happen eventually
1	good advice
1	thanks ... that made me feel better
0	ohhh man , why didnt someone tell me it was suppose to rain today There goes my plans for walking !
1	Can someone think of a word that rhymes with Fletcher ? Please , please i need it now i'll love you if you can gimme one .
1	is blasting the music , and dancing too ' birthday sex remix ' w/ oliva ( L )
0	it worked for me haha forgot to put your name in then ;)
0	Loves waking up on my own every weekend ! #Not #Sarcasm
0	called his mom to ask her if he could quit his job . she says no . also , had to stop in the middle of the story so she could vomit . FHL .
0	maybe i'll join them , but i'm tooo tired
1	Hahaha ! No , I'm happy A 2 day workweek and working on my own projects every Wednesday wherever I want
1	What's the map like ? Absent that , how about ctf_bacon or ctf_unlessitsafarm ?
1	back who wants to twitt ?
0	In 1975 ' .. the Flyover - that may be judged by posterity to be one of the better works of art of the present century'\n#not #w6 #Hammersmit
1	Re shout out , im sure he would if you ask him . Dave is a great guy
1	ouch , ice those jazz fingers , don't worry , your show will be awesome regardless * 2 burnt thumbs up *
0	I hope Andrew does great today ! Going to bed .... Work tomorrow
0	Sorry to see that blog news today . Two streams a day It's sad but ur album is mort important thing now will miss ur
0	Fair well to Jay Leno from the Tonight Show . Your humor and personality will be missed
1	You can use Tweetdeck
1	hi mc i like eminem !!!! and i like the rap lol i like to sing !!!! him to it hello of France it delays to me which passes kiss
1	WTF ... Cindy I didn't know u were going on the cruise when did that happen ?
0	Eaten all th leftover pasta still want something .. Any chocolate ?
0	Counting someone as “active” in your loyalty program when they just need to shop once/year in a high frequency category ? #irony #CRMC2014
0	I Cant See Em
0	Thia dumb bitch Crystal . Stay classy . #Not Get a life or a man .
0	oh yeah sorry i couldn't go !
1	Going to fold laundry and then hit the sack . I have boring saturday evenings
0	Generic matrix experiment was failure
0	so clearly it was a start to a beautiful high school career ... #not lmao
1	Happy added 3 new videos onto youtube , and finished my part of a collab
0	my tummy hurts !
1	okay world ! today is museum day and then tonight is DGB - but is there anything else going on in chicagoland tonight ? i feel like a party
1	<3 James Corden my work place
1	- the guy that played Angel is my favorite Angel ever saw him on Broadway too
0	I just love it when I'm having a bad hair day #not #sarcasm
1	mhmm isnt that loverly ?
0	RT : LeBron plays for the Heat but can't handle the heat #irony #NBAFinals
0	That's cool that I can't use because I don't have a smart phone . #not
1	I'm sat , not watching the view , drinking a double espresso figuring out my evening !
1	I've got a couple mini Cooper's in stock ! Who wants one ? Two ?
0	So my mums phoneline is bust . Boo
1	heeey yo u had me hype as shit on friday wen u was on 99 lol , i love ya work
1	WOW ! YOUTUBE WORKS ON MY PS333333333333 mint
1	is hanging with only the best !!! got a beautiful present today
1	good nite at hess last nite
0	Such a confidence boost . Feel so good about myself #not
0	um whatever you feel like paying . and ummm hahah its not my fault im poor . i will be able to go if you help ;) ;) ;) ;))
0	that's such a bummer
1	THANK YOU your song had me in tears " 5 brothers and a million sisters ... " Love ya
0	Why don't you just keep making me look like the bad guy . Trust me it will really help you gain sympathy . #not
0	the performance not that good ?
0	AVG antivirus is teh performance suck .
1	so hot out ! needing a tan
1	Showertimes
0	glad your twittering missing the game
1	The Maughan library is fully airconditioned . Very enjoyable . Might try the guys campus tonight
1	Gonna challenge " the gods " in ' God of War II ' .
1	sounds like my kinda kitty ! can't wait to bring Kev over to meet her .
1	Goodnight and sweet dreams to ya , Rhyse !
0	:) smiling happily .. lekin wo badi wali smile k liye i need a reply haan ... #not #greedy #at #all ..
0	Missed out on a riot in manc
1	if there was a " like " button , i would most definitely hit it .
0	habanero .... hot hot hot .... hard to find here in Australia
1	I'm getting a haircut today have fun babysittin the cute kid ! x )
1	Thanks for #followfriday
1	i bought lots of dvd tv series . greysanatomy . true blood . gossip girl . dirtysexymoney . whew ! dvd marathon ! such a couch potato . hehe .
1	ahhhh you brought the earthquake , had to be a Spellman gurl ,...
1	thanks !
1	thankyou ohh yay how exciting ! let me know how your first day goes
0	I am sooo mad at myself for being out of town and missing the show tonite Please do a " Yahzarah " recorded " Live in Detroit " CD
1	Did you find your new writer yet ? And happy Sunday .
0	RT : Don't you love it when you show up for baseball practice and nobody is there . I know I do . Guess practice was canceled . …
0	Also , KG .... what a classy individual as always .... #Sarcasm
1	Au contraire . It's much more fun this way ...
0	Has some great quotes and sayings to throw at ya'll but I dnt want anybody to read too much into them so ill go with this : woooork
0	Has to go to work in 7 minutes
0	Back in cincinnati sadly . Home in 2 weeks . Thank god . I miss her( )
1	garbage in , garbage out ........ goodness in , goodness out .
0	If you feel a strong urge get on Twitter to quell a womens-rights movement you just might be a sexist . #NotAllMen #Irony
1	now that is deep , and yes I have had a hole in one .. very insightful . Thanks I appreciate the sincerity of that statement .
1	Handmade Brigade- Indie Craft Month is up in Neet ( well the ad is
1	Chillin the wwii memorial . Eating ice cream in the sun . How glorious
1	cant wait till bigbrother 10
1	gunna read eclipse then sleep ! babyboy is taking me out for lunch tmrw before work teehee ! goodnight tworld !
0	awww thats too bad !
1	I know exactly what that's like , your bed will be very comfortable tonight no doubt
1	awww hope your ankle gets better soon ! you're AWESOME ! <3 <3 <3
1	I think it may be time for some really dirty songs from Nickelback lol
0	//Oh pshh ... you only want me here because of Legolas ?? #HowSweet #Not
1	Wow , I see I am on the trending topics ... I feel pretty groovy now ! All this attention/only about 100 followers . Find People doesn't work !
0	Its like the " Scream " movies come to life . I'm going to die .. aha
1	Good morning WORLD ! What a glorious , beautiful day
0	cof cof coooooooof
0	nope , everybody . It's outside in the pavilion . My bldg . is the DC Visitor Center
0	People who blast their hip hop music are cool . #Sarcasm
0	CNBLUE won't even have time to suffer jet lag because they'll be in and out of LA so fast #sarcasm #Imveryunhappywith thecrazy
0	Work tomorrowwww . #yayyyy #sarcasm
1	- I went to thatt Show An amazinggg Night .
1	into my arms ? please ? i miss you . what's wrong ?
1	it's VERY good to be gisele . lucky bitch . gorgeous , rich , and married to a hunk . and she seems pretty smart too ! she's got it all .
1	Its my birthday tomorrow can i please get a shout out ? Perdy please ? You'd make my day ? ya guys !
0	Feeling bad for those stuck in school today #not #suckit
1	Lorraine nice one - glad to have helped with and thanks for the blog mention
1	Should be getting to bed soon . Need to start going to bed earlier . That will stop me from nearly falling asleep in class !
1	that's actually the only reason I agreed to do it . lol . Also , we get tips ! Woohoo !
1	You're not stupid , you're AMAZING ! really . And SO HOT too . Come back to Brazil , ok ?
1	came home from melllls . now packing for picnic ?
1	hhe . lg d mol ni ye
0	So far away
0	is down .
1	iight cool lol
1	today ... I go shopping whit my mumy
1	Sexy Unix Commands : date ; unzip ; touch ; strip ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; uptime ;
0	has been having " stomach problems " for waaay too long
1	re information : of course they do . It's an excuse to do the job half-arsed and be shitty to other people
0	RT : is a bandwagon fan everyone she hates the angels and with all her passion she also hates the…
1	goodnighttttt
1	Being creeped on by someone I dont know ... still was funny though
1	just got home for taking my parents and grandmother out for dinner and drinks and MORE drinks ... oh what fun to see everyone after DRINKS
1	" But pickle jars are just pickle jars And pickles are just pickles Ingredients : water , salt , cucumber , garlic and pickling spices "
1	thanks !!!
0	haha see now I'm looking down Twitter I see the error of my ways #ifeellikeivemissedout #not
1	My husband takes good care of me . I love him
0	but nice never seen such a definitive sac fly in my life #sarcasm
0	you guys planning on coming out east anytime soon .. im uber bummed i didnt make an effort to come see you guys last time
1	See you in 10
0	Absolutely ! Said this all along . They're the true fascists . Trying to silence us through fear . #irony
1	haha okaay when all time low come on
0	Haven't posted anything in awhile #swag #irony #treesandbitches #makingpapper #improperuseofhashtags … instagram.com/p/o2Q-aqsdDX/
0	Another twc outage ? Shocking . God I hate time warner cable and the lack of other options
0	You guys look so cool with piercings and tattoos , riding on your longboards #not
1	yeah , per usual haha , we're so awesome
0	is kinda glad her alarm went off when it did - no way was I finishing that sad dream ! Rainy outside ... I hope it stops soon .
1	rikke is going to go make havregryn now , so she have to go to the hospital like her brother
1	Woo my Reading Rulers are here thought I was only getting 1 of each colour . I have 5 of each #dyslexia
1	ok give me your msn addy then
0	I love still being treated like a child even though I'm 18 years old #not
0	it said that it couldnt find you
1	dayof rugby today , 4 matches to watch first off wallabies v baa baas going to watch the lions game at the gym i think
0	o gosh need help uploadin pic
0	Wow ... im shocked . Heat and Spurs in the NBA finals . I cant believe it . Nobody saw that coming !! #Not #Rigged
0	To all those people joking about it #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/8S7YPp5NXy
1	Night !
0	" : Tim Duncan isn't satisfied yet : " We've got four more to win . We'll do it this time . "" #goodluck #not #spursfucked
1	Went to Sweet Sixteen last night and my back hurts from too much dancing , but it rocked
1	Not sure I think just to do repairs . I went their for lunch and had their killer burrito pretty good with red sauce .
0	yes indeedy . please clear up these rumors that you're being given the boot .
1	Just about ready to go to bed . It was a long day today . Good night .
0	i totally hear u there . The worst i've had was a teeth cleaning gone bloody . I don't ever have prob . And i'm 27 .
1	juan , creator of be blog , was kind enough to write a small piece on me and barenonore.com [ ] enjoy
1	going to cinema now with conny . we'll watch " the uninvited " . : have a great eve , honey . ;) <3
1	dude , that awesome ! congrats
1	representing GB anyway I just wanted to wish you two the best of luck !
1	well , you know where you can get some
0	that's so incredibly sad .
0	my legs hurt like crap from walking all day
1	Check and be * wowed * by the choices with those search terms .
0	Been a stupid day !! depressing day !
0	Yeah , never NEVERRR been !! Everytime I say I'm gonna go , I end up getting sick somehow . Isn't it almost over ?
1	Yeah but its saturday , all that stuff can wait until sunday
0	I eat nothin but chips and chocolate and then complain bc I'm fat and have pimples #whatislife #lolz #irony
1	At the store , go grab some soap to wash your mouth out with - you're cursing too much today . Just kidding , hon .
1	LOL Listen here ya little fu**er ! I think your spanx are a little too tight for your britches today !!
0	want to upset that apple cart so to speak xx
1	eeek ! you're amazing ! i don't know you , but thank you for the link
0	you must have said something wrong . Most people who defend the NRA are completely sane . \n #not #notatall #shesprollynuts
0	Space Shuttle Atlantis is landing today woop . Might not see it as im working
0	slesersrigai.lv down sesdienas r ? t ? Ain ? rs noteikti gu ? ...
0	So upset that was on 106 and I jus found out ! I coulda went but I didn't kno
0	Up early to get an even worse farmers tan -_- just what I wanted #NOT
1	probs , but my mum will ring yours she said do you wanna go for something to eat before or after ?
0	cold day without you
1	me toooooo !!!! hour and a half
0	I am almost text my friend to meet me at Alden and I am in Cincinnati ...
1	Great webinar today , packed full of great information and tw-inspiration ! Thank you
0	thanks ! i know , i'm sad i can't go they're my boyfriend's but neither of us can go now . good luck !
1	Happy shopping !! LOL in 5 days I'm seeing uuu
0	missing Danny so muchhh i didnt know someone could make such a HUGGGGEEE impact on a persons every day life , well atleast mine .. </3
1	now time for mouse to mouse pad for a long long night ahead ! this is how you know you love it !
0	If I eat too many , yes ! X
0	That site has just stolen it off you - Unless of course , you suddenly have 1000+ followers ?? ( Also encourages spammers
0	RT : Twitter now looks like Facebook . Great move , Twitter . That's why we're here , cuz we love Facebook . #sarcasm
1	heading to nans then having a sister day
1	thanks for that kind wisdom , I'll try to have positive thoughts about those troll . TV ? haven't seen any today , probably gossips
0	I hate traffic ! I-80 westbound is barely moving . My frozen food likely won't be when I get home
0	Chey had a cold first , then passed it to me ... I took her to Urgent Care & they don't even make cold meds for her age
1	that's SO YOU !
0	MTV movie awards are tonight . And I don't have cable
1	all groceries bought , and put away . Now relaxing on my deck , doing some knitting
0	They were in shock , had been victims of the Oshkosh floods last year .. The guy collapsed when he heard about his cat ...
0	Ok so my sis nicked the dvd player . Looks like I'm gonna be watching a film here then . Really wanna watch Twilight tbh . Damn lending out
1	Illustrating the day away with a deadline of yesterday .
0	I love the song but have actually become sick of hearing it since her audition #bgt
1	i told you im coming back
1	See UP .. please thanks ... comment
0	So last night I got less than 4 hrs of sleep and tonight I have no bed to sleep in . Well I'm going to be so chipper tomorrow ! #sarcasm ?
1	Thank you ! Well if it would be just one exam .... I'm busy with exams for the next 10 days . Way too boring
0	Back at work , and back on twitter . Congrats to Kris Allen , and too bad for the Lakers
0	i dont feel well at all
1	Not a problem , Glad to !
1	wondering should I keep this twitter thing up ??
0	RT : AYYYY Today's #NEW Liquid Crystal is here and WE'RE STUCK WITH PUZZLES ! #sarcasm lmao Check it out & RT !
0	RT : Win a date with either of these two women at DailyPotatoNews.com! ! ( girl on left currently out of stock ) #sarcasm h…
1	Nah , no date yet . Will tweet about it when I do .
1	Copy cat ! I was rilling before you
1	Yay !! I'm glad you got a yes ! Enjoy yourself . Take plenty of pictures
1	Listen to new Placebo album for free , this weekend only !
0	LOL , yeah , sounds good ! Sorry about all the whinging ....
0	Oh crap , never mind , I just forgot that this job isn't for me , this stinks it's all commission based , wah wah
0	work at 4
1	today is my aunt's birthdayy ! happy birthday to your sister , too
1	Getting used to twitter haha
0	Hey mista ! I was there . But I didn't go upstairs . Wish I knew you were there . Would have had a drink with ya !
1	Omg I parked my car and took a mirror that someone was throwing away in front of their house . #noragrets #hotboyproblems #jk #not #hot
1	the wedding was just okay , but the reception was great ! lol ! oh , i crack myself up
1	lots of good lil msgs today !! Thanks
0	They really have delayed it ? Noooooo !!
1	hot cup of choco ... on the couch ... watching the rain . i love rainy weekends .
1	Good girl ! Extra present deserved ! It's nice to share your birthday with your mates though
1	Hoping i can play #luna tomorrow and get a few lvls , lvl 31 currently trying to get opals so i can reinforce my set with lots of vit ftw .
1	Thanks David ! I'm laughing ! I reminded myself to breathe yesterday on the shoot .... I forget
0	yikes ! that IS a lot !
1	is it legal for me to date an 18 year old high-school graduate who is amazingly hot and an amazing actor
0	damn im seriously not learning in Accounting
1	Maybe I need to try online dating Me : Crazy cat lady , vegan , drinks too much and is about 20 lbs . overweight . You : Able to put up with me
0	Watching Becoming Jane because , well , I dunno , I'm feeling kind of sad .. Wooo .
1	Waiting for Egypt match , hope we will win btw , I have exam tomorrow
1	is watching " family guy " !!!
1	Heading up to the lake to give matt some conference stuff and then work where i can be distracted in a PEACEFUL way by the view
0	Morning , Twitter . My tonsils are caning ...
0	Storm in a teacup so to speak !
0	i dislike childish boys . ugh . plus the ones who has childish money
0	Why is it that whenever someone says To make a long story short ... " it's already been too long of a story ? #irony "
0	has a very sore back
0	fuuuuck i could use that money but it's so hard to let go of any of my makeup haha it's like my child or something
1	oh that !! i remember that ... so sweet for luis to say that !... its #8 right now on studio 23 ...
0	On the train back to reality ...
1	boys are hommme .. going to gramp's bday bash
0	I just love how my mom ALWAYS answers her phone . #not
0	Finally after a month got my computer back , everything is gone ! So sad , I have spent the last few hours redownloading . So frustrating !
1	Will do . I hope it is good cos I'd hate to spend two hours indoors if it isn't
1	Was there a marching band , bus and a steam roller involved too ?
0	Hahahah oh yes ! Cause you know I could get away with that having my grandparents living across the street from me . #NOT
0	That moment when your dyslexic brother spells a word wrong in his tweet about the #spellingbee #irony
0	I cat called two construction workers on the street . I took that shit and flipped it #irony
1	Right , almost time to head off for the day - I love Sundays , particularly after I get my Kids ' Talk done
0	is at work at 8.30 in the morning ,
1	oh my god I literally just saw that and it is AMAZING , keep up the good aka awesome work :)
0	And again I got no follow from you \nwhat a good day ( literally CRIYING now my eyes out ) #followmenash
1	it's like a classroom on here this morning
0	a thousand ! American airlines do returns to ny for ? 300 a connection can't cost that much can it ? Aww maybe nashvilles a no go
1	Back of the proverbial net !! cheers cadel
0	S I G H ... X_X Still have to study for geography .. I get to call into work tomorrow ... + all the other things I wrote about in my blog .. :\
1	Yummy coffee tingles the spine hee hee
0	Well this batting innings has started swimmingly ..... #not #seriously 300 isn't so bad if you don't give away all the wickets !
0	And so its rains
1	just a teaspoon full of clay helps the medicine go down ? ok , not exactly what Mary Poppins would say , I just might be crazy enough to try it
0	That awkward moment when the security guard that works for the hotel shows up 45 minutes late and smelling like pot #IFeelSoSafeNow #Sarcasm
0	i can't hold it in anymore .. i can't act like i'm fine when i'm not ..
0	wow ( LOL kiki moment ) those real house wives spend money like crazy !! I felt sad for Lindsay
1	i really want to see 17 Again ! lol . unbelievable , I never thought I'd want too , lol . probably going to sleep now , so text in the morning !
1	Awesome ! You are not going to be able to put it down
0	This bad storm just came out of nowhere and is messin with my power -R.I.P Auntie
0	get well soon
0	I don't like it when Indian cashier dudes hit on me .
0	what makes you think your so smart . #sarcasm
1	Finally . I'm a freshman
0	Despite slicing my thumb one more tire/brake 2 go + I'm doing it 2 a groove !
0	Okay . How the hell did the German who has a mother-effing difficult name defeat Novak ? Still CAN'T get over it . I'm depressed .
0	just come inside . Poop I'm burned again
1	lol . ok ... i think we found our craft ! ermm .... i just have to find fabric ... i wonder if i could use hankies ? hmmm !
1	Graduations over congrats ! Goin to jenn's
1	LOL nearly 4 am and I can't sleep because Susan Boyle twittered to me ! I thought I was too old to be a crazy fangirl , but I guess not !
1	yey
1	- That is one damn fine looking bass . But I reckon my guitar is just much sexier .
0	gotta love when you burp and get a second taste of dinner #sarcasm
1	I get to meet sarah palin on saturday !!!!
1	Saw your book on Sunday and couldn't resist adding . ROFL at the back cover quote . Due to your legal obligs I'll say no more
0	Isnt going to camp today .. but that might also mean im not going to the party either ..
1	u seem to have some amazing 3'ers lol ... keep it coming cheers !
0	Bored , hungry , and stuck on a bus for 7 hours . Girl can't complain #sarcasm
0	tiring i think i may just go over there and have a napskies .... ruv roo
1	off to the gym , my PT is waiting to drill me again this week Tjoe Tjoe
1	that's what's good !
0	Funny #not I had t-shirt , shorts and sandals , others beanie , gloves and shell suit ! It was freezing ! Then I bought ice cream too #masochist
1	See our quality electric landscape lighting fixtures ..... All fixtures made in Hawaii ......
1	OMG is wasted right now
0	DDD: RAWR !!!!! lol i was like NOOOOOOOOOOOO when i saw it lol cuz i had As for the other 3 quarters gahh ! i'm so annoyed
1	whatever people say about bing , it has a nice design
0	I ended up in bed at 3am lol Maybe i shoulda stayed !
0	" : whoever says khloe is the ugly kardashian is stupid pic.twitter.com/1p98PDG2pQ " says DOCTOR Sheldon Cooper #sarcasm
1	Yes check my new theme
1	They should really make a LML website , so the people on FML can compare it to their own lives , and it'll sound twice as worse .
0	oh i bet thats gonna suck
1	what for ?!? we'll sweat it out in the heat !!! Hehe .
0	RT : has some balls and it makes me so excited to make music with them !!! #nofear #iamwoman #irony
0	oh no some of the shows it works just not Incubus THEYRE TRYIN TO KEEP ME DOWN ! lol
1	Hey you how you been/
0	What am I doing to myself I really don't know anymore I really do like him but he is acting like this what should I do leave him alone
0	I have a horrible headache ... Time for a nap I guess .
1	- hahaha and they said " Eu te amo " in portuguese deal with that , Argentina !
0	Fake tan . Fake boobs . Fake nails . Fake hair . Please tell me again how you want a real man .
1	I'm here I'm here
0	feels very very sick hmph .
0	I haf a nightmare last night I was actually screaming in my sleep .
1	i am sorry about the stress You experienced last night ; however , i am happy that You are safe and enroute back home
0	I'm bored as hell and I have no one to txt . what a shock !! #not
0	is exceptionally bad at nail varnish application despite her gender
0	no phone til 7pm left my charger at work .
1	Pete Rose says that Jimmy Rollins is more worried a/b personal records , what that the Pete Rose who played baseball , or somebody else #Irony
0	really doesn't understand twitter ... help ?
0	wow dude ur in denial ur face is so ugly it looks like a face #sarcasm
1	Champagne for a belated anniversary is
1	Green IT . It can be affordable , it can be efficient .. Let me tell you how we can help you become ' greener ' . Green IT is the future ..
1	is this by chance a reference to an old all time low song ?
1	Tht is a weekend I would wish for too
1	RT : Here's an all-new ( so to speak ) #tbt treat . Early Kameo concept art from a dusty and possibly mystical old folder :
0	Let's be honest ... Who really wants a tiny penis and who wants some old , dried out , widespread cooch ?? #Not
0	Hury my knee 2night .. jumpin to attack my bf on the couch didnt go so well the wood in the couch got me
0	Scott Brooks . That lineup . Genius . #Sarcasm
1	I heart Town Square
1	awesome will do ! Thanks . It sounds DELICIOUS !
0	I hate doctors . But whats my job in the army ? Oh yeah . Im a medic . #Irony
1	Guess the hacker tryna say Ima Beast Stat outta my shit tho !
0	I hope the kitteh is gonna be ok
0	having a healthy day today ooh banana how exciting !
1	Tragedies befall some families like the Munde-Mahajan family . Other families urge people to be glad that tragedies don't befall them . #irony
1	my finger monster now has a name . Rocky !
0	the drive-in sounds great but a lil too far for us
1	PRETTY LITTLE LIARS COMES BACK IN NEARLY 5 HOURS AND I'M LITERALLY HYPERVENTILATING RIGHT NOW
1	I'm glad it can bring you so much joy ha ha ha ha ha ( listen to me laugh ! )
0	why does it seem to rain on the weekends
0	DH & I have whatever the kids had the last 2 weeks ! Achy body , temps , cold .... ugh . I hurt in places I didn't know I could hurt ! Nap time !
0	iPhone OS 3.0 is still limited to one Exchange account , so no Google Sync Exchange for me .
1	Thanks !
0	Missing my hubby ... An extra day off without my better half is not as fun
1	You should have had Darth Vader's theme play when you walked down the aisle ... would make it sound like you meant business .
0	so he tell me he liked this girl . and she's really beautiful . she's so much better than me .
1	Happy Birthday to you
1	dude please give me a shout-out ? it would be awesome ;)
1	TUE : get a job , WED : play at Bhick , SUN : drive to Blue Ridge , MON : drive to Lee ( WEEK OF AWESOMENESS ) SUN : back to The Ridge ... GASP
1	music for church is ready ... now i can sleep . glad the hubby is home .
1	need to leave the library ... class in 9 minutes ... maybe i have time to run to Starbucks ............
0	it's a feather that passes so fast ! I wanted to have gone in the two concerts it's was amazing yesterday ! I love your voice
1	Surpassed the 100 mark for the song .
0	Personally , I really enjoy coming home after being out since 7:30 am - and my neighbours have turned into Avicii wannabes #not
0	“ : Wow home alone so much fun #not ” maybe if you had friends #NeverGonnaHappen
0	Was that too stereotypical ? I've been to Breckenridge
1	-waves . Good morning It's early so thts all i can think up now . lol
1	Space Raiders dude , Space Raiders . The cheapest and Tastiest snack known to anyone sane
0	Uruguay are in England's group aren't they , along with Italy ? #easypeasy #not
0	this is why i dont go to bed on time , i end up waking up at 3 am
0	Waking up early in the morning at is not my thing ! #sleepie #not #morningperson
0	Of all the days you could be in Glasgow on your summer tour , you're there when I'm dancing at the military tattoo
0	Bacon sandwich with cream though ? Ugh
0	Dylan and I being productive #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/tuEXL1FRG4
0	I just bought yet another Maidenhair Fern . Let's see how long I can keep this one alive .
1	Would you like coming to Argentina ? because we want a concert ! We love u miley ?
1	
0	: I'm sooo jealous that uo got to go and that you saw jim gaffigan
1	most of the real music i've learned , i've learned under duress .
1	Agreed ! Give me a reason to follow ... Quality beats quantity every time
0	Lately , I have no time to open my accounts .
0	I'm going ! ( if you weren't aware , this is starlesscities ) ... I have lawn seats
0	i want it all ... i want it all back\n #not #singing \n #heartbroken #crying #scared #pillow #wipies #sad
1	hahaha .. BAM BAM BAM we are so weird when were together i love it tho
1	Looking at houses , can't wait to have my own place and have Eric and Dester round to stay
0	shoutout to we're both starvin like homeless cambodian kids lmao
1	it is sooo hot ! i loveee it . swimming felt soo good today . the water was cold
0	Got my credit now . Now got to go back to college .
0	Joe Mauer leaves game with back spasms ? He must be standing too much at 1st base . Better get him catching again . #sarcasm #MnTwins
0	it's always fun when you have a dead phone .. \n #not
1	vote for Nicole Kidman for teen choice awards . i love herrr . and night at the museum !
0	doing some more editing . some things gel together easily . some things just continually give me the shits
1	talk to me I know the wiki admin .
1	hackorz ! thats teh illegalz ! oh noes ! how'd you do it ?
0	Didn't kno one person could be soooo lame # #not scary or factual
0	yeahh i saw that ! how annoying aye
1	The Record Life is up for ' You Gotta Know ' July artist musiqtone > Can u ask people 2 vote ?
1	HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . :O <3333
1	Make today our personal best .
0	Complete crap . Can't wait for apology for blown call(S ) that decided the game . Because THAT will change EVERYTHING . #sarcasm #mnwild
1	Tired in work this morning . One delivery done . Another to go . At least it's money
1	I guess a tick got into my net connection too . It went down for a few minutes .
0	Can't wait to see all of your dumb pictures from you vacay posted all over fb #not
0	7 mins into the game and #NYR are 0-2 on the PP . #awesome #sarcasm
0	nooooooo ! well only half of it .. me n my group r putting it back together now
1	RT : “ : Hmmmmmm RT Today's bit of #irony : pic.twitter.com/UYWTBzZQO2”
1	ah , okay ?? I'll try using that instead
0	Miss the English Premier League already
1	yo yo yo ... its sunny
1	Great workout this morning !! Off to church then going to enjoy this beautiful day outside
0	is feeling incompetent non-techie guy couldn't write a damned small macro to remove particular lines from a text file in notepad++ :
0	I hope you're happy with yourself and your excellent decisions . #sarcasm #gofyourself
0	RT : Man , so glad for the hope & change #sarcasm [ pic ] #tcot #tgdn #PJNET #LNYHBT #ccot #RedNationRising #SGP
1	Stars r shinin moon is bright air is crisp beautiful night-looks like glitterville cross the isle-peace in air time to chill a while LOL
1	just trying to relax
1	haha I see . Well on high street ken I go to the place called Salon . I can highly recommend one of their hairdressers
0	No price fixing going on here . Just good ol ' competitive capitalism at its finest . #YQR . #Sarcasm . pic.twitter.com/xYz3QBZ6D2
1	hey girl hey . How're u ?
0	, * neckrub * . Total sympathy . I get neck aches like that all the time - nothing I try helps .
1	internet is working again wooo !
1	a mates house so can see eggnog again in morning ! saw him an hour or so ago haha eggnog- eoghan x factor
0	Yeah unfortunately ! Thats what the woman at the till said too !
0	love doing favors for my family and getting no thanks #not
0	i guess im sad for somebody i kno
1	Nice phonemic typewriter here : Have a great month/week all
1	that's the first time I've ever seen your face ! haha !
0	I mised it cuz I was watching the match Egypt vs Italy and we(Egypt ) won yaaay us soo hope I'll make it next time
1	Straight A's .
0	haha yeah right ..
1	That would be fucking great #irony " : I can't imagine a world without swear words ...
1	cutting a shitty toxic friend out of your life literally feels so good
0	you didn't offend me ! Send em whenever you want ! Especially with my dad right next to me it looks real nice ! #Not #SelfRespect
1	keep it mum then chap ! we'll catch up later on then . till that time , keep us in zebulon
0	I love one word responses #sarcasm
1	just got back from my grandparents suprise 60th anniversary party ... it was sooooo much fun !!!
1	Eat up ! guz i am hittin the sack !!! kissie poo to u !!
1	About to watch the producers with mitchell . He's never seen it . How sad .
0	why , so he fan go wreck some more cars trying to get back on the lead lap ? #sarcasm
1	Is on the train going to jaydes
1	yes , #latenightcereal ! it's ON ! Have a good day at work love
1	I didn't even know you two were running in it ! What numbers were you ?
1	good morning !!!! fun friday , fantastic friday , flirtty friday , fanny friday , phenomenal friday , fetish friday , frends friday , fuck friday
0	Again Andy is on SL . These Frenchies do hide their feelings well #not
1	I just wanted to wish u a beautiful dayyyy my dear ninjaaa ! i miss u soo much ! hope we'll talk soon ! <3
1	New Zealands Next Top Model Is The Shittt !
1	This is my way of nudging you to write your inspired heart and not keep it all to yourself
1	Morning twittz .. I think this is the earliest I been up lately
0	Got nothing today all items really not in my budget .
1	Aha that my love is a secret you will learn in a few weeks lol XX
1	hehe thanks very much miss , i'm pretty sure everyone can spot the mistakes they're pretty obvious , but thanks you
0	Right now , we kinda are .
1	i already did , it was on repeat for about two hours
0	There are no good trending topics
0	Why is London richest city in Europe when it has no natural resources & exports virtually nothing ? Vote #Yes and end this nonsense #Indy
1	is so grateful to have everything she has is truely feeling blessed <3
1	everyone's skin is different though . i know another girl who reacts the same as me , and others who don't break out
0	Revising EIGRP all day today
0	Picked up a tennis racket for the first time in years this morning ! Almost beat #not . Got work to do on my backhand
1	time to pick up on XBOX 360 on the cheap so you can play with me and Sam Roberts
0	Omg ... I just came out the shower .... Ahhh it was so sore .. Sunburn + water = PAIN I am never getting sunburn again ... EVER !!!!
1	Love that the favourite on my #PETA tweet is the man who retweets them all the time !! #irony #steak #bacon LOL
1	Heading to church ; I'm bouts to praise the Almighty and the Lord
1	- Liturgy Green avatar as we pray for Iran #iranelection <-- just found out myself
1	Church , check . Lunch with family , check . S playing Wii , A watching , V computer .... me laundry . Mr. Fish is taking the bigs fishing
0	Everytime we to jogging , we see pcti school boys and they always gotta shout out the bus #not -flattered
0	This just keeps getting better and better . #sarcasm
0	Anyone have slim fit dress pants I can borrow ! Size 30 ! Mine ripped fatty
1	That could be cool
0	+30 too hot
1	i really like the list ! and i am excited !
1	feild day today
0	trying to leave my ego at the door ....
1	Me ! I think graduation is for high school only !
0	Okay…so the are down on #OKCvsSpurs but does #NOT mean that the are in their heads ! #ComeOn guys ! #WIN ! #ECF
0	Don't you love it when you realise that you know someone so well you can tell when they've just been in the bathroom by the smell of their ..
1	ooooh new picture ! hottttttttt
1	Feeling Alright .. is gonna send me a Shamu plush ..
0	It needs to be said that I hit something with my car today for the first time , and " Distraction " by Angels & Airwaves was playing . #irony
0	Stuck in Youngstown with a dead battery . Shit
1	LOL ... jst saw ur " disrespect " comment lol ... i was being silly
0	tell me your not pregnant ...
0	is feeling very very tired ... hope this isn't a sign that I am getting sick
1	close your eyes and delete this file
1	its like sooo greendayday
1	agrees with Walter ... " leave me the hell Ahhhhhh-looone ! "
1	you go grrl ! i love you secret loverrr . get some ! yo what it is , what it is ?!
1	My desk is now complete .
0	This flu is hanging on for dear life ... sore throat .. stuffed nose ... severe body aches . #cleansing #not #good
1	oh to be young and dating- i remember it well so exciting but very confusing !! lol
1	Thank you
0	Can't wait for this 2 hour webinar for work ... And all I recieve is a $10 Starbucks giftcard .... #sarcastic #notworthit
0	just woke , up . WHY THE HELL am i up ?!?! <__< off to send my phone away then moxies , and then getting car battier + License Plate
1	yep , i did it ! not becauseIowe anything on it , but to help me not to purchase so much stuff in the future !
0	well it's not exactly like we can count on strikeout king plantier ... Biggest uppercut in the 20th century
1	getting my new car on monday yay me !!
1	doing everything I can to spread awareness of the hatred and racism that the BNP stand for , I should be thanking you - good job !
1	haha yeah ! i just downloaded it . i wanna DL the acoustic version too !
1	np , man ! I just started following you ... you could follow me and yes , we shoud use that tag #newdivide
0	ILM kept me up all night I will never pass it
0	With mrs doubtfire the helm how can we not win the world cup ? #irony !
0	RT : The 17 worst things about living in Spain ( With heavy #sarcasm ) houses-for-sale-in-spain.net/lifestyle-in-s… #WABAS
0	is Ironing
1	Ah .. My hair feels so nice i just did mine lol
1	T . I . - whatever you like
1	Yeahh Josh groban is on twitter i lovee his voice much ! & him btw follow him guys he's amazing ^^
1	uhh that was when i was going to eat , but befor it already was an hour .. but YES , doesnt matter and yes , i know
1	finished work midday , had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it's bank holiday ! #fb
0	Tweetie doesn't work ? I couldn't use tiwtter without it . Sorry
0	Down the cape relaxing ... Kinda sad I'm missing the fun at home though
1	New sunday video from me ,
1	you're pretty spiffy
0	Rita's sounds so good right now .. i feel so tired for some reason
1	... hello how goes it ? ... things coming together for you ?
0	I have a snickers bar in my bag . I really want to eat it
0	First cricket net of this season in an hour or so , pissing with rain , not exactly inspiring . Will prob get pinned !
0	my ipod touch is screwed up ?
0	Am in serious need of some cheering up .
0	WOO ! got to come home early tonight !! P ! nk tomorrow . wanna get lots of sleep tonight , only got 4 hours last night
1	Had a great weekend , paintballing yesterday and work around the house today ... lovely weather also
0	thanks hun , was expected but still sad
0	My tummy hurts
0	im fiending to see kasabian again
0	RT : Eurovision is just about as ridiculous as the NAZIS in the EU !!! And WTF was Austria all about ???
0	No growlers but had a CPB Pilsner & a St. George IPA . Also , set up a possible interview for later this week . #obx09
1	Good Night Twit Fam
1	got out of work early hitting la playa
1	My Inbox is empty !! Ok so i guess i should start packing now
1	ballet & toofancy dinner tonight with relatives in town
1	Queen of Sheba on Baltimore Ave . Awww ! I love poets . And of course in here . I love my friends .
1	Guys , checkout ABC's #Wipeout ! It's totally FUN ! The BEST summer show ! [ " I survived Japanese Game Show " is fun too but it's last year's ]
1	Thank you so much for the adorable birthday card . I just love it !
1	He was trending ? That's a bit odd . It's a cool name ! No need to thank me for Little Joy , I should be thanking you for them !
1	... at haGdola at - u ; ha - the ; Gdola - good ; " haGdola - the best " . People . learn some Hebrew w Pleasure & no Pressure
0	rainy day . so bad . ( trying to make my hair look great -_-
1	On a date at the movies
1	cool !
1	Finally got to Lunch now - six and a half hours without even being able to get a sandwich . Gone to pub natch #publunch
1	Sleep with Ania and Rascal . zzzzzzzzz
0	So to speak RT : I will pay good money for the Paul Wells toilet video . Somebody leak it to me .
0	The whole show was about as riveting as an inanimate piece of plastic !
0	You guys make me feel so special . #sarcasm
1	heyyyy .
0	Very clever everybody with your Star Wars references .... #sarcasm
0	NOOOO !!! she deserves it jklol
1	have a safe trip back
0	apparently its hilarious ! i wana baddd , still not seen i love you man
0	am i the only one not happy about the suspension of classes ? i really wanted to get back to school
0	“ : s/o to boys over 6 feet keep doing u” weakness #althoughthebaeisntone LMFAO #irony
0	hah ~ i've got the shoes for graduation , still can't find the skirt , hmphff
1	" Head On " by Pixies , because the video is awesome and underplayed
0	Damnit ! I'm out of API hits for the night . I wish there was a way to reset it . Anyone know ? Back to school for some tech work tomorrow ..
1	in my graphics lesson , work nearly done ! yay !
1	I'm wearing one of my favorite outfits today . Black pants , purple cardigan , black Dansko sandals .... puts me in a good mood .
0	I just love when guys don't rerack their weights #not
1	Is in college at the moment .
1	just per ordered all time low's nothing personal there new cd pretty stoked
1	I don't know much , but I loves me some alt history . Been starved 4 it here . Might make Josh carry a box of it 2 Beijing .
0	Mah poor Nicky ... * hugs tight * Sorry your morning's been so shitty so far . We will help as best as we can .
1	Registration for #rsc2009 is officially open . Come by to say hi
1	me and joined the band-wagon a few weeks ago . we like it !
1	Kick ass the looney is round . 91 cents US now .
0	Old skool r&b blaring from the speakers , I'm that cool #haha #not
0	BET is big on race equality ... \n\nWait for it\n\nBut it's a channel specifically made for race inequality , they only promote one race . #Iron
0	Off to see what all the fuss is about John Barrowman saw him years ago in Anything Goes and can't actually remember him
1	hey chic congrats on ur high school graduation !! erlcome 2 the real world lol
1	In love with Write a Song #dmb
1	Ugh ........ I'm hung over but it was worth it haha I'll be good once I get in the pool
0	Once again ... are geniuses 4 coming to a disney event . But forgot my name
1	dL0fth0use no Stu not on Twitter - aiming for digital anonymity apparently See you at Sam and Astrid's wedding ?
1	Our adventure is well on its way , darling .
1	just ate crumpets with marmite bacon and beans , mmmm now sitting in bed with laptop gilmore girls and a cup of tea . i loveeeeeeee brad
1	Hello , everyone
0	Those things that just totally make your morning soo much better . Oh wait . #Not #ThanksNoThanks
1	left ' Naked ' at on her little ass bed even though my feet stll hurt my nite was made ;-)
1	hey hit me up on aim !
0	Yep but it still doesn't stop people from putting others into their " niches " so to speak when it comes to music sadly .
0	Plurkloves all sleeping , Why must have different timing one ?
1	Rainy floor . Crazy little kids running around ..... end result ...... JC .... PK . Luckily , quick recovery and back on track to work .
0	i'm hungry too - freezer empty
0	I just got called a faggot by a complete stranger on Twitter who also happens to take mirror selfies #irony
1	if your growing a curly tail just change your name to bubba and youll be loved up still
0	what's going on girl ??
1	im good thanks
0	Nothing is as fun as working 9 hours inside over a hot grill on a beautiful 80 degree day #sarcasm #someonesaveme #ineedcoldthings
0	riveting and sad video | #iranelection
0	Hi ! I really want to order one of your mugs , but the link isn't working tonight . Does that mean they're all gone ?
1	Don't worry , you spelt ' maintain ' correctly ! It just looks wrong
0	RT : Game of thrones is the greatest show ever created !!!! #Irony #Epic
1	Me too . I love Facebook's Farm Town . I am currently on Level 14 Distinguished Farmer .
1	Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmalteasers ! Courtesy of MQB .
0	what ? My camera okay fine u can get away with it , just be nice !
1	10383 Democracy Lane . It's between University and Old Lee , behind in the Safeway . Office Building with rainbow flags .
0	Need A Job Badly
0	Can someone fix Twitter please ?? This smell of aquatic mammals is getting a bit overpowering
0	Literally all the people that I'm surrounded by are pretty , the reason why I have low self esteem **
1	Whoa funny stuff ! damn the gurl is determine to find out who the gurl is thats talking to him .
1	lol well it's 5pm somewhere so no
1	Bati's leading Rush is happy ! Now Barbie Pasini needs to get ahead of hairball
1	yum . my mum's making one for us . smells good x
0	Car misbehaving again . Trying to make it work before practice starts ... #fb
0	sorry to hear that .
0	some rich niggas walked in and rented it out . Selfish mufukkas . we in Westwood on enemy territory
0	Looks like rain today , bet it buckets down as soon as I step outside front door , always the way !!!!, downhill all the way from today
1	Our fingers are crossed too . Quite a relief to know he feels better . Hoping your work is coming along fine too .
1	preparing my breakfast
1	just use a spoon . Hope the shakin ' stops soon !
1	" Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool ? " | - awesome
0	everyone keep on voting MCR please , 3oSTM already got over 1 million votes we won't give up !
0	I wouldn't do any such thing . My dad is so I wondered who she was . Now I know
0	About to go to my last ever class at RA . ( are you sick of hearing about my lasts ? Only one more ... )
0	oh that's tough
1	rewatched Cars movie .. Aaaa .. Miss Cars ! Especially Lightning Mcqueen .
0	I love when Em munches on ice while lying in bed .. #Lol #Jk #not
0	Oh yeah sure I remember what u said 3 months ago when I was busy and stressed with school and baseball #not
1	Hey Nastala , I want to thank You 4 the vocal to Lake's " If You Knew " , amazin ' stuff ! Cant wait to hear you again
0	O'sullivan missing balls and the Liverpool defence disappearing up its own exhaust pipe . Fantastic Monday night indeed #sarcasm
0	I just followed on Twitter just because I wanted to be their 2,000 th follower #Irony #HelpingJesus #TwitterGospel
1	Off to meet John Green & also go to the nerd fighter gathering .
1	Chillin Chillin Chillin ... Miss you mattie
0	i want my car back
1	Haha . Ryan Pinkston ! What about Land of the lost ?
1	Wow . Saugparty tonight . I have friends here !
0	i wonder wen iz wal-mart walk 4 miracles iz iz it dis weeek coming ? i wonder if i should skip skool muhahahahaha !!!!
1	Best to learn from ur sons
1	It ends up like that when good and bad collide
0	Awwwh last night harry was sicky sicky sick ... SICK AS FUCK MAN HE LOOKED SO SEXAY #Punoftheday #not
1	I heard the FAME East was amazing . Congratulations to all the athletes . & trainers . Thank you all for Inspiring Body Proud !
0	Slept less than 5 hours last night . I hope I'm not cranky and overtired all day the Renewable Energy Fair .
0	Laying in bed not being able to fall asleep is about as much fun as getting a cavity drilled #brutal
0	To all the losers who went to McDonald's today .... thanks for the food . #NOT #cmonman #sonotcool #wheresmyfries
1	Today we begin week of fun
0	I am sooo badly sunburned .....
0	So looking forward to getting up at 4 am . #not
1	Done mowing the lawnn !! sooooo hungryy ! spaghetti and meatballs for dinna ! mmmmmmmmmmm ! I can smell thememm !!
1	excitedddd !
0	Question , why must people SUCK at doing the tasks they are assigned ? Do they assume I enjoy going back and correcting everything ? #Not
1	hahaha " mondays " . Every Tuesday is a " monday " for me . blah . stay off of twitter swiff ! Get work done ! I support you . ;)
1	i honestly don't know , but i really like tthat lyric lol
0	off to bed- i feel shocking , my neck hurt like hell think ive got tonsilitis again ..... so wrong * grumble * night casexuals * waves *
0	Gotta love it when people don't show up to work ! #not
0	i only took one day off and now i'm swamped
1	Vendo Pilobolus Dance Theatre !
1	kayno and amy , you guys , are soooo cool hope you guys are enjoying it . saw the photos at maj's
0	guess where i am , yep in the er
1	Happy Birthday to the best big brother ever , BigBen
1	Bought my mom a $100 dollar johnny manziel jersey , and when it gets here she gets mad that I ordered something else for myself ... #irony
1	history class sounds boring ! How's your morning going ? Yesss , June 1st !
0	There's nothing better than being squeezed between too many people on the train in the morning ... #not
0	This from a man needing a big slice himself . #irony RT : Steve Smith ready to deliver ' humble pie ' to critics nfl.com/news/story/0ap…
0	Hope this is good , but I have to reheat it cuz it got here completely cold
1	awwwww so cute
1	you've got a smile that could light up this whole town
0	i would but im in the UK
0	This business test tmrw is gonna be great ! ? #sarcasm #yeahright #notready
0	at work feeling a little down ... nice ! Imma visit your site again a little later ... and oh , try to rest for a while ...
0	My mom made me wax my car ! its MY car . Why should i wax it if i don't want to D:<
1	hey meine shortcuts sind wieder da nachm update
1	its funny how things end up
1	Just put hair in rollers , I hope it turns out alright
0	I miss my tweetmate , her phone is down so she can't tweet all the time
0	Had Wayyyy to much sun today .... Burt bad
0	worst coverage i've ever seen ... horrible ... just horrible . #sarcasm #LotsOfSarcasm
1	#Tesco , like my fish display ? Lemme know what you think !
0	Still in bed :/ need to shower and eat toast before work . I think today is going to drag
1	Hey want to do some welding
1	cheers
0	Haaa bless il try not too look like I'm having too much fun then #Not
0	Life is fun when your out of office didn't work right #not
1	yes , i saw . i got a lot of new followers since then
1	Willy Wonka is on !
1	Can't find a damn pic thats small enough for this damn thing ... lol ... I'm putting lots on my facebook though
1	where have u been missy school gets out and don't hear from u nomo smh
0	Jogging , isn't REALLY that cool , especially if you've got a high fever
0	I wish that I was walking downstairs with and checking the weather right now
0	Working on my Todd with no radio ! Great crack ! #not
0	There is an all woman coffee shop in #Hyderabad now . Hurrah for the development and segregation !! #sarcasm
0	Freeing mars muthafucka ! Anything over ? 30 for 120gb of storage is bad times however you look at it
1	" King of Wishful thinking " -New Found GLory , l0ve the tune !
0	after work four hours overtime i'm ready for a nap ... too bad i still have to cook dinner and write a paper
1	Yes , get Rob to Twitter ! Thanks for the on set photos
1	I am finallying joining Twitter and I am trying to figure it out .
0	Hungry . Bread won't be done til after I am gone . I won't get my favorite piece
0	Sea world is cool not cruel #sarcasm but tbh it was kinda fun
1	and share the same birthdays ?
0	" You're hair color is so pretty , I'm glad you stopped dying it and don't look like a rat anymore " -my mom\nShe gives the best compliments #no
1	They're home from vegas !!!!
1	I am not the shortest yay
0	home from class with nothing to do !
1	What's happening ? #not a lot but I like it !!!!!!!! £ !
0	I am thinking that this 12days_of_clois story is either going to be REALLY short , REALLY rushed , REALLY unbeta'd or all three .
0	Last week I was late to the dr. .. this week they are running late & I forgot my book !
0	Speaking of googling , google's diversity blog post = missing alt text , which one of the systers pointed out . #irony #accessibility
1	too flaky ? interesting . care to explain more ?
1	loves the band ' white tie affair '
0	You can tell if you're really down if you completely forget to accessorise
0	Another classic Sarf Coast Sea Breeze , 5.8 & XFire 112 again more wind than y'day , thought I was quick till Jamie H came down on his 7.0
1	yes , cause I have birthday monies . ** looks suspicious ** why ? you up to something ?
0	ahh i want to se it ! my livestrem doesnt work anymore pls send a pic of it
0	oh dear . ( I'm sorry , but i laughed )
1	just because life sucks .
0	My fave 3am hobby : trying on legwarmers , cute panties and outfits in front of full-length mirror . But sorely lacking all items right now
1	4th time is a charm ! Got my MS soft and gentle love ! <3
1	har st ? dat och nu doftar mitt hem utav Lucious PINK ! I love my coffee
1	Eye doc in about an hour ! Shore with my bitty possibly
0	#draefrankdeportation na tafuta #NOT NyahururuiansOnTwitter loool but i think not !
0	sunburnt but fun day !
0	Bill Johnson's Big Apple ! Yum ! Too bad it's too late for breakfast .
0	its annoyed he left his PKI book at work
1	so many movies that I want to watch ~ and Oooh ... just saw UP today
1	texting a.j. and hanging with Melissa being our crazy selves
0	ok i found in my junkbox but its too late now btw where did you get that pic of me ?!?!
1	You wellcome ! Have a nice Day !
1	Uh cuti , gledao sam film do 4 - The Shawshank redemption sa Tim Robinsom - extra film
0	What a beauitful day to go inside and work #sarcasm
1	right , the sun brolly's up , i have the books .... going to sit in the garden with the birdies and read and watch the bees
0	so sick . may not be in school tomorrow
1	Awww just think it will all be sooo much better after the op ... then you can have a 2nd b/day to celebrate
1	it will be over sooner than you know it . I promise
1	Cannot sleep . Watching movies to fill my time
1	First time on ... My mother did the invite
1	Takin my ass to bed ... A bitch is tired ! No more drinkin for me for a whole day ! lol ... Nighty Tweetpeas !!! Sweet Dreams !!! And God Bless
1	so how're you going ? Queens Birthday weekend looms
0	RT : Our " Don't Believe The Liberal Media " signs made it to the front page of today's Washington Post ! #irony Pls RT .
1	Good nite !
1	leaving home for the river ! around twelve . me and mommy !
1	AMAZING ! Come back soon ! We really love you guys
0	Why sleep when I can fight with you online while you're drunk ? #sarcasm
0	yay ! boo
1	long time no tweet
1	Hello everybody ! Sunday to-do-list : Movie Housework =S and BBQ with the in-laws :/ The day doesn ? t seem to get any better ...
0	When will the humidity stop ? Monsoon please come soon
1	people , follow please
1	Ethan's name calling is out of control . He just called Aila a pineapple tree .
1	My kitty in my lap . Rolly .
1	A relaxing evening . Watched another classic episode of The A Team . Lots of destruction from the van ! Then music
1	Always a good idea .
1	haha . CIRCLE CIRCLE ! Conan makes the world and my insides feel less grimey .
0	is sad to be back from Becky's I had an AMAZING few days !
1	50 + hours for a work work = very tired on Friday ... now for some R&R
1	yes . YEA ! Filming is this week too so it's going to be a busy busy week . Better go eat my wheaties .
1	What nacionality you are ????
0	and nuhh . they aren't .
1	for now it's paranoid ... just becuz i've heard the whole song ... but i'm sure i <3 all the rest as well ! JUNE 16TH !!!!!!
1	Awesome , thanks !
0	Because getting hit on by a black guy was totally on my to do list today . #not
0	sort of confused that teel was charged with assault and the KKK can continue to kill #mixedresults #not #legal #precident #BDSMN5
0	Shift is schedule to be done by 11 ... but do I get to leave at 11 or do I get to close .... #TGIF #Not
0	I want a puppy
1	Chilling out on the terrace having bbq and drinks . Going for a walk to get icecream soon ! Mmm
0	Me sleeping in now is anywhere from 7am - 9am . Yayyyyyy :) #not #wheresthecoffee
0	soooo not feeling revision today !! gotta be done thou
0	I missed it . I can't wait to hear all the stories !
1	Get them watched then we can discuss ! Won't spoil it for you ( tho I am itching to ! Tee-hee ! ) But the finale is amazing !!!!!
1	If this is facebook , i will ' LIKE ' this twitter post of urs , aunty .
1	Feeling Good ! I bet u had a nice day . Did u bake today ?
0	Guess I'll just lay here til my cramps subside enough to let me fall asleep #thankyoumothernature #not
1	ummmm possibly have to work rave .... Yes !!! The weird 1989 ocean flick with aliens underwater . Its awesome
0	Feeling a little guilty for working at home for the 8th day in a row ... might go to the office tomorrow ... #NOT ! #ceasers #golf #babyfriday
1	well today has been interesting to say the least and now i feel that i must say goodnight so ... PEACE
0	I love when other people don't value your time . #not
0	i miss all you guysss have a good time at banarooo !
1	Well when the game is released you'll have your chance !
1	. only thing is how does this fit in the envelope ?!
0	Exactly and now I'm depressed all of this relationship talk is driving me to ice cream Livin the single life ...
0	Nothing like having a cold to remind me of how good it feels to be feeling well . #not taking anything for granted
1	night x
1	- Naw cheese is essential , im gonna be nice , you can have it all to yourself lo
1	where do you live .. im gonna stalk you on google earth .
1	Cool pic , don't worry , I could make my sweet nothings public . Did you know Susan Boyle will now be famous for ever ?
1	Rekaxing on the couch
0	The list shut down yessahday homie
0	omgod Google fails me right now
0	I'm sooooo cranky right now , but I don't know why
0	" : Replacing Ronaldo with Antonio Valencia was genius . " LoL #sarcasm at its best !!! :)
1	day is almost over .... means almost closer to friday
1	Just got back & saw yr tweet . It's 7.30 pm monday here - mayday public holiday
1	yr ye PP107 per noorpn ne bht dhandli ki h per phir b PTI jeet gai #irony
0	not a good day
0	That's sucky !
1	aww Eric must look so cute !! twitpic please ! Love you
0	I know I was wtching the game with my son , then switched over to the astros .... who r also losing !
1	its amazing isnt it ? the weather that is
1	Yay ! If is gellicious , I am Cherrylicious ! =P Sana ma-meet namin kayo .
0	I like how Chad never texts me back while he's bowling which is all the fucking time #sarcasm
0	Atleast the guy who scored the goal has the same first name as me . #irony
0	I love how your asleep but still able to be on Facebook ... I wish I had the ability to multitask like that #not
0	Has no one to hang out with today
1	Feel just like in 6th grade again
0	. Got scolded by my PMD about lack of exercise #HealthXPh #irony #meaculpa
1	i feel like pwnd you again .
1	- GO NICK !!! your wearing some australian colours i really hope you guys can make it to austr ...
0	The place I'm getting my Chinese takeout from has a big screen tv with a Bruce Lee movie on ... #irony #ithinknot
0	Shake place for icecream , then I guess I'm going home for the night .
0	pfff . exam part1 . done ... and was terrible
1	BBQ ??! bring some down !
1	'' And I'll swim the ocean for you .... swim the ocean for you ... whoaaaa oaah KELSEY!!!''
1	I think its good to be bold and brave - good luck .. #reinvention
0	hope the DRs can get somethin for ya
0	RT : Sellout crowd tonight at the Angels/Mariners game ... #not
1	Oh mah gash I am soo pretty !!! Okay I am like trying to film myself right now and I am soo nervous I look and sound good though
1	Ooh it's on again guilty pleasure .
0	I hate sleeping alone
0	not the happiest person right now . last time i'll ever see my favourite band in the world live .. and its over
1	Hey David ! Tell your mom i said Happy Mothers Day and i hope her day is special !
0	Recording The Rules this morning in London . First overseas recording . First recording without
0	already missing my bff 1.2 !! " Chipmunk ! " ( dog , UP/pixar movie ) LATERS twittizens ! since my blackberry died i won't be able to twitter ;)
0	awhh to bad i hope you guys come here again soon . I wish it would't have been bad weather , and we could've come sad , haha .
0	I am not enjoying the Verizon life right now
0	just passed the place where my old church camp used to be . sadness .
0	it is a sty ? they look and feel awful one of my kids get those - don't pop it - it will pop itself , but a warm washcloth helps
1	drinking a smoothie ..... love it ! but not the perfect time to drink one . cuz its cold here and raining .. lol
0	Dat bad ? Past decade all I've been doing is working on staying awake + being present in the moment . Why haven't I noticed ? #irony
1	???? ?????? ????. ???? ?? ???. ?? ????? ????? ?? ???? ?????? ????? ?????????
0	it's a class film ! You've got Nelly , ' Stone Cold ' Steve Austin #actingtalent #not
0	RT : you forgot to put #sarcasm
0	o chem homework since 7 am
0	My thoughts are with Mike Tyson and his family through this tragic time
0	noo .... unfortunately he did not
0	Wealth is so concentrated that society is virtually unaware of its existence some people imagine that it belongs to mysterious entities #tru
1	Ok I lied , because there was one difference ...... they sat under the sun , I sat under the shade .
1	Well , I have got to move my butt so I'm getting off here . Have agreat one and really nice to chat with you . Ur fun !
1	+ It's going to be so good for both Gaga and Madonna ... Literally everybody would be talking about it
1	for women only .. WOMEN POWER !!
0	come on Tim , your nothing but an apologist . You twist stats to make the pirates farm system look good . \n #sarcasm
1	i am : on twitter ' cos i got my FB p/word changed til after exams ; looking forward to wednesday ( dad comes back from US ); & thursday too
0	I realized the bicep thing today after seeing multiple bros literally hugging their own arms across their chest as a pretty girl walked by .
1	you should probably take a photo if that and twitpic for everyone benefit
0	I want to start a spin class called Vicious Cycle and price anyone poor out #irony
0	I love buying food for myself and then my family eating all . #not
0	what the fuck . and playing at St. George in August ? why why why August and why why why St. fucking George ?
1	Thank god I'm single complains enough for 2 girlfriends .
0	thx hope u do too ! sorry to hear about ur loss 100 ? wow !
0	Great my summer is started off just dandy #not
0	hmmm should i #follow should i #not follow that is the #QuestionOfTheDay
0	Well god damn spurs and heat in the finals again . I couldn't be more happy #sarcasm #FuckTheHeat
0	got to love guy selfies #sarcasm
1	Love Twitter . I take a shower and then go to lunch in a restaurant with enough meat kisses
0	The customer service at Oxford Road station is top notch #not #rude #miserable
0	: You should have been there ! You were terribly missed
0	Thursday is out .
0	#sarcasm #sorrynotsorry pic.twitter.com/GcbYlSWUA4
1	how long has that account been lying dormant ? A week ? 90000 emails , pfsh . Grow up .
1	Good morning blahh .. longg nightt
1	U r too cute Mari
1	today is my 1 year anniversary at work . To celebrate , my boss left the country . Fmylife .
1	LONG day today ! Finally slipping into bed ! OH SO TIRED ...! Nighty night twittlets !!
0	You know it's summer when your neighbor has taken up permanent shirtless residence on the deck across the alley from you . #bestviewever #not
0	That would've been a better deal
0	Need to go bed but I can't sleep another sleepless night yet again
0	Made it on to the paparazzi page of the gallery magazine . Life is complete ! #sarcasm
1	How fun !
1	i knowwwww . its going to be jolly good . don't worry the weather men are hardly ever right x
1	what a <3 ly song " Great Farina track ! " The layers of beautiful illusion whirl & wind un ... ?
1	It didn't . I was exaggerating a bit . Those were my first YouTube videos .
0	finally got some free time .. and then the Internet " rains on my parade " so to speak . D:
1	I love belated bday presents !!! Lol its always nice when pple think of u & r thoughtful enough 2go & get u sumthin ... feelin warm & fuzzy
0	No no no . Please no
1	Beaching it
1	Start your own version of Lost for fun .
1	It's lovely here
1	Watching '' House Bunny '' - I've been told it's good & funny . Today is movie day - watched '' Push '' ( 2009 ) earlier ... Any recommendations ?
0	The one night you need a little lie in and I'm up at 0536 #not fair
1	Fats Waller was born here is a great movie .
1	the email present just made me so happy !!
0	i feel depressed ....... and lonely and bored but mostly depressed
0	oh wow aint that a shocker #Sarcasm
0	i need to move on like really its getting old missing him ....
0	Another note to self - when moving workstation , make sure fiber optic cable is long enough - at the moment it's about 50cm to short
1	yeah ... My brain is on delay ... Napping off a dentist appointment
1	i think im going to apply to work at dipper dans working at an ice cream parlor would be cute
1	baby sms-ed me .
0	Oh how I miss the days of not having a cumulative exam .... jk I'm a math major .... that's all we have ! #sarcasm #help
1	btw that's very unusual , agreed ! Forget about the ppl who wouldn't know : we're here , unleash yourself !
1	good to be here . beach yesterday , ny tonight . I could get used to this
1	You got yoursef a comment Good question - the obvious are the best and sometimes trickiest to answer ! Cheers
0	Apparently everyone decided to play the asshole card tonight . Cool . #not
0	Even at this hour #dieterwillis is elusive #indiefilm #not big budget
0	oh no ! reading more about Iran
0	So ya i'm single . But i still love her and ple loves me . Its just bad time
1	our website is currently down .. please wait
0	The weathers not very nice here either I don't have much planned , lol . So far just watching a dance recital !
0	You're in my thoughts everyday , Kody . I found this letter you wrote me . You were so right about me . #Sarcasm ? pic.twitter.com/SUbnLMfDBi
1	Same here with #spymaster and #diploma . One thing is obviously not necessary right now
0	depressed I'm not going to the mmvas how are you ?
1	I MISS YOU TOO . : * WE HAVE TO HANG BEFORE SCHOOL !
0	And we say that we are working Hard ... so like my heart is full now ...... good tweet , very good indeed
0	being ignored is almost the best feeling in the world . .. #not
0	I don't turn my AC on in May either nor in June if I can help it ... and I agree on the screens ... we have half of ours missing .
0	im very tired
0	only 3 hours sleep andnow feel sick party was good though
0	What a great day .. slept in .. hung out downtown .. went to mortons for dinner . Too bad it's coming to an end .. back to work tomorrow
0	There's much more to being a writer than writing , but that is the most important thing , of course . Twitter comes in second place . #not
0	The " Are your parents proud of you ? " Question will be raised eventually
1	have no clue what today holds ... meeting in 5min
0	A #Saha took Punjabi's home nearly , A #Chawla took Bengali to Mansion #Irony #IPLFINAL2014 #VeervsZaara
1	I do know science Thank you .
0	my blisters !!!!!!! got like 5 on both feet omgggg
0	hahah thanks .... im still SAD though lol
1	Mission accomplished ! Car bought
0	Alone in a late night thunderstorm Some things in life should be shared .
0	I'm thinking my dog is not happy to be home from his week-long play date . He's all mopey now .
1	I cringe at what those other 19 are like ...
1	Swine Flu Vaccine + Family Bonding + Plenty of Fruit Pops ( green apple flavor ) = Amazing Peace
0	Tell me how all my contacts and pics deleted
1	no way !! gotta root for Annie Duke !!
1	Made myself a toast and som orange juice and now I'm going to watch Kill Bill
1	oh ok , well enjoy your relaxation ( I also see you are back to twitterfon :p )
0	My ovaries
0	Don not going to meetings . So weird . #sarcasm
1	does understand twitter just yet
1	Don't stress yourself out too much !
1	I'm glad he seamlessly worked that into the conversation .
0	and now they are in bed , but washing is pilled 10 miles high in the laundry and kitchen Still need my own dinner
1	just doing great chillin in my place , just relaxin and still have the wedding pressure lag i think
0	and bye bye piggies . man it's been such a wonderful evening #not
1	heeeeeey Angie how are u
0	I bought a new dress for this wedding and drove across 6 states to get here , out of 75 people another girl is dressed almost identical
1	Poker time ( not strip )
0	ctOS Mobile is down again . Must be being hacked or something . #irony
1	drinking beer and eating bagel bites with emily !
1	Watchin ' Drake & Josh . yipee ( It's a replay , as usual ) Lmao )
0	i'm trying SO hard to like the grates because omfg patience is ADORABLE !!! but i just can't urgh
0	I need 150 dollars to turn my phone back on .
1	Morning
0	watching romeo&juliet . why did leonardo dicaprio have to get old and fat
0	Ahh nothing makes your hangover better than remembering the drunken McDonalds tweets you sent the night before ... #not #fail
0	No cell service in novato talk to yall tomorrow ! Miss my baby ? see you soon love . xoxo
0	#Irony : Gun-Grabbing Radio Host Wants To Shoot #JoeThePlumber westernjournalism.com/irony-gun-grab…
0	Poor Google #gmail #fail again ... ?!
1	Tonight the MAVS win . Tomorrow brings the Texas Wine and Food Festival .
1	Don't worry , the Japanese will buy all , they have total confidence in our debt ......
1	thanks for your recommendations
1	Thanks for the #followfriday folks !!
0	For real . I can.not.do.it . I've tried . Lots . lol i get finger cramps from a three letter word . I suck .
1	watching my new season eleven dvd
0	I remember when I left my own party and didn't come back !! #not cool #low blow
0	NOOOOOO !!! Nina Conti isat OrangAid ? That's just teasing me .
1	i'm just a " normal " bipolar person trying to learn more about it and meet other bipolar people i meant CHAT not char
1	ALSO I learned that my other grandpa , who passed away 8 years ago , got a college scholarship for singing after the war . Thanks grandpa Ed
1	So back from the spa/sister trip . It was awesome . i'm so mellow . Even Monday doesn't scare me .
1	He makes me smile in my pants too
1	your welcome
1	if u seek amy ... hahahaha i get it now hahah
1	got back from DISNEY late last night
0	Dunno You should totally take a vacay here ! Travel schedule on my fledgling website dirtyblaQboi.com . You have travel plans ?
0	I wish you could come out of your shell #sarcasm
1	I'm walking on sunshine WHHOA i'm walking on sushine WWHOOA and the times feel good HEEEY dududududeduduedeudeu !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0	Need to make your bland sparkledog look unique ? Try heterochromia , everyone's doing it ! #specialsnowflakes #irony
1	God Bless and Enjoy
0	yup gots a headache
0	just finished with a reimaging ..... half a day has passed and there is still work to be done .
1	u only hv 140 characters on twitter nt enuf 2 list all the prayers u need today
0	My a.d.d. saddens/frustrates me .
0	Oh nor forgot it was the FA cup !! Hubby just put the TV on Least I missed the boring 0 - 0 first half !!!
1	rock out ---- !!!!
0	Is listening to steer clear , god do i miss them
1	That shop has put itself on hold ! i will have to check back with them often . that skirt was amazing ! have a good Monday !
0	aww nobody forgot bout yuh Brii
1	Hahaha ... no it was FINALLY warm and sunny here today and wouldn't you know I got sunburned lol xoxo
1	- Like a ball , sir .
1	And that's why you don't retweet any of my links
0	“ : Awh wow that's the best prize I've ever got #sarcasm ” ya you deserve it buddy
1	Hahah JONAS in 10 min !! woop woop ! it was fun me and Doug had a 2 cmmt convo . it was magical hahaha
1	cheaking my myspace .. twitter is so much better
0	wanys Becky here with her right now , but it's not going to happen
1	I don't blame you ! I'd be the same if my husband was away from me for such long periods of time !
1	rt Social Media Purse Personalities : ( from ) < Nice metaphor going there
0	Being taken advantage of is cool #sarcasm
0	... can't you do charity straight from the heart ?
0	How #modi's employee RAJAT SHARMA is an amazing TV Anchor !!! #Sarcasm \n\nEthics of journalism killed !!! fb.me/6C2dDhr63
1	Had an Awesome Day at ! Today , #sunday , a day of #Rest ? #Not ! # :-)
1	i'm happy i didn't do anything stupid last night . that being said , i loved being drunk
1	SPB Mobile Shell 3.1 beta is really great . I thought nothing was better than Touch Flo 3D , but this does give good competition .
0	watching scrubs , haha theres nothing else on
1	So full from north star food .
1	I think if I do go back it will be a waste of time aswell !! I'd rather earn money :-P
1	thats great .
0	Nothing like a moldy cadaver to make your day #not
1	: Sending you Sunshine and Cool breezes
1	lmao ... you're far too kind
1	ho-ka-homa ! is that how you spell that ? thanks for the pic
0	I think I hear Encore Beach Club calling my name . Pretty sure that's where this sexy body belongs #not
0	Twitter seems to be having problems today ...
1	" Those titties didn't fit in no size 4 . " - My mom on the chick at the EA Press Conference . lmao
1	At least they managed to stay together all those years . And I'm really happy that they're finally OUT .
0	Accidentally fell asleep for 2 hours and now I have no time to do any homework . Wow , good #not
1	also , LOL re : youtube link
1	" Where is Your Heart Tonight " PLEASE by Jordan Knight
1	craving the odd midnite combination of a vanilla milkshake and a nice shiraz ... as such off to the liquor store and mcdonald's i go
1	- i wonder how many girls will ask to see your hidden mickey now ...
0	I'm not horny totally over sex
0	seems to be flavour of the day " Twibes " thats tgree peeps incl myself who hv just joined one on my stream , I dont get it tho
1	My buddy is drinking wine out of an Iron Man cup . #Irony #IRONy pic.twitter.com/16NshctIiA
1	Going to watch a movie with my mom
1	thanks for the links when is your first one ?
1	I feel your pain . I've been there dated that & survived . Truth u need to do what she sayin . It will be better on the other side .
1	You'll be pleased to know i am no longer numb ! Anyway what u up to ? anythin intersting ? apart from tweeting with me of course !
1	do you mean my results ?
1	If you didnt read my blog by now : thank you
1	Any time .
0	Suppose to be learning about all the negative effects of mushrooms , but im 2 busy looking through my contacts to try and buy some #irony
0	Such #irony that often #insecurities masked as #fears #help us to #grow to #step into the #biggest … instagram.com/p/olQc7xAUWo/
0	It's great that I'll be 20 next month and my decisions and plans are made for me as if I were 12 . #Sarcasm
0	my week from hell has already started on a great note #sarcasm
0	This not sleep thing , not really working for me .
1	Well i still have my first car haha its a chevy ... and I'm not sure about the rest of it ....
1	Couldn't be further from the truth ! A salad
0	No better way to spend my Saturday birthday then at work #sarcasm #happybirthdaytome #anotheryearclosertodeath
1	That we are !
1	how many haters you watching the game with today ? by the #golakers
0	Super excited to live with some totally random kid this summer !!!!! #not
1	got free golf lessons today ! By the way ... " Golf " is to " Free lessons " as " Work " is to " Not getting yelled at " ! Bonus !!
0	get my headache now
1	try to upload it now go on
1	Boy it was cold riding home last night
1	play this over and over for everyone ?
0	deadpool at the end isn't Reynolds
0	- Hes so boss , ok thats enough i know i seem like a cat lady
0	I'm sorry friend
1	aaw ya deserved a good night tho u wrk hard .. play harder LOL .. no i get train in2 glasgow at 10am x
0	WOW , Farrah Fawcett passed away . i know that wehn we were growing up we all wanted to look like her , She was so beautiful . so sad
1	you could take pictures anyway
1	Brian Jarrard , designer on Halo 3 ODST is my new hero ... he used juxtaposed in an interview VOCAB WORD !
0	Was mowing the jungle at bottom of my garden yesterday . Blade caught a slow worm and fatally injured it . Feel guilty as protected species
1	- goodnight twizzles
1	Just heard someone justifying benefit #fraud " the bankers have did worse " #irony #theproblem #socialchange
0	haha internet poor during day here as well . Stick loose women on that will sort ya #not
1	No . I think it just means we're poor spellers .
0	Dear NBC : I so love the fact you blacked out all the lovely #RolandGarros coverage just so you can have it . #Not
1	- when I dyed my hair to red haha
1	Woo , done with chapter 15 for math . Only 11 and 12 left now for a quarter credit . YOU CAN DO IT TOO !
0	completely and utterly screwed for tomorrows exams .
1	you're cute i was given 2 left boots 2 ice skate once & I fell pretty bad so I prefer rollerskating . though its been 10 YRS !!
0	ok twitters having follower/following/block issues meaning they alternate on and off ; right now blocking is down
1	Derby is a best of times , worst of times sport
0	im so sorry sis ... is it official ? you found at today ?
1	At Charlies Chicken in Ft Gibson . Just stole the crispies off 2 pieces of chicken and turned them over so no one would notice . Im an ass
1	MTV Movie awards
1	Just got home from Ricks ... time for bed
1	Happy Birthday , ANDY !
1	Hey Willie ! I Saw You On The 3rd June !! OMG Amazing Show !! " Please Don't Stop The Music " Your Such And Amazing Dancer !! <3 x
0	Wow you sure know how to make someone feel special ... #not
1	Not a certain ****-Consulting
0	Just played football in freezing rain weather and missing the Elton John concert
1	What a day
1	ughh i hate getting up early . work again . anyways the weather is amazing
0	' I have a hard time beating up on Liz Rogers ... I bring this up to not beat a dead horse ' Scott Sloan #700wlwmeltdown #Irony
1	loving this ?
1	thought you might be F1'd up today
0	The highlight of the night was having two drunk guys come dance with me ... #sarcasm #concertprobs … instagram.com/p/nRj3tYyTJz/
0	I know right .. they break my heart
1	I'm chatting with my friend on live !!!
0	I am so sad ... I Have fear of losing his friendship and only for a boy that , I doubt that knows that we exist u.u ' I am so confused !!!
1	Video : tateonthereal : this puts me in such a good mood . ? Jared makes this video . honestly . haha .
0	robert didnt answer the phone on this herr food run . Whata sucka . Omg and cute guy bought some rosy reds offa me . Holla
0	being sick stinkss .. text if ya wannnaa <3
1	Punch a pillow . Save a face .
0	terrific news #not Well I'll just have to hope they choose now to rectify that stat .
1	This evening , I was able to enjoy this fantastic weather some more by biking with my family .
0	not feeling well
0	Harley just froze . Again .
1	we're NOT sad . not in the least bit . ( background on my website explains it all ) .... soooo NOT sad ~
1	* giggles * because i have the benefit of omniscience
1	mm my picadillo came out so awesome , the cooking sherry really made it pop and i have leftovers for days now i really love cooking a lot
0	Who among you by worrying can add a single moment to your life ? - Matthew 6:27 Worrying ADD moments ? Great irony , Jesus ! #irony
1	well thats the best part ! heheh .. having good company ... but i bet food was great too !
0	awhh
0	is now more than an hour behind in her study timetable
1	the season is over and now I'm very sad ;(( .... well only until the U23 tournament
1	good reason to give up COFFEE
1	I enjoy that is rocking the night !
1	Gets me every time ! : " Sorry Sweetie , had to do it , such a great song from a WONDER ... ?
1	In case you haven't seen . This is my dog
1	The band's actually called A Crowd of Small Adventures . Just thought I'd throw that out there in case you weren't sure . cheers
1	Of course I have yes . and well , I just don't sleep i used to have major insomnia , now I just have crazy sleeping patterns .
1	lets talk here . so , hows your dear little friend ? .. you know , that guy )
0	really enjoyed working on the balcony today .... losing the light now though . time to go inside
1	im fine ! just checking on you .. lol how'd the meeting go the other day ?
1	Nice play by georgia ! i love college softball
0	I bet I was the classiest person at that social #not #drunkastits
1	making soup
1	Wishing Fox and Friends would follow me !
0	is the Dallas sky really as overcast as it appears to be ? The sun escaped to the Windy City
0	people at my job think they are some comedians !! #Not
1	had the best few days .
1	we're both good how's you & the gorgeous little Hunter ?
1	cool games , can I come over to your house ?
0	I miss having Internet at home
0	Wow the ACC is really showing it's strength in their regionals #not #athleticalychallengedconfrence
0	is playing in ldn on the same night as ed banger
0	Just finished my math exam . Now I'm trying to find someone to bring me lunch !
1	I'm glad that you better now OMG , I loooove salmon *-*
1	Aww ! Don't feel bad . I think they're both cute and all , but I wouldn't give a hoot if it weren't for the EPIC BROMANCE . * swoon *
1	if you like 2 laugh .. have a good time .. follow me .. its just that simple
0	raincheck I'm going be in Miami dat weekend
0	just when i thought i can let my shields down , ive been reminded y i didnt exactly do tht in the 1st place ! #happyrealization #sarcasm
1	Yay !! Go organic .... good in so many realms : food , business , twitter follower growth
1	listening to my ipod waiting for my brothers to finish with the dentist . right now the song is heartless-kris allen
1	I'm so lazy , I'm looking for some kind food under my bed ( its dirty down there ) no jokeee !
1	love that quote ! & i love tyler hilton .. and YOU of course haha you're awesomeee
1	not really the guy always wanted his name to be twitter so he named his website that /bullshit .
1	i'm watching eat bulaga right now
1	yeah screw u
0	Hate that the first thing my family asks when they see me is if I have a 4.0 , ohh nice to see you after all these years #not #petpeeve
1	im hungry >.< ( anyone that makes some aneroxic joke over that will get personally punched it the face by me )
1	Im here with Kendall and Crystal , just waking up
0	Mark Zuckerberg has gone anti-social . #irony fb.me/2xQHSvlVm
0	Just watched Snow White and the Huntsman . What a cinematic masterpiece . #not
0	' s such a good friend for making us always suffer with her #not
0	Made my night lol #sarcasm
0	i'm sorry i'm neglecting you , twitter .
1	I know kakasabi ko lang na I hate chismosa but let me hate myself . What's up ? Sino pa nag break ?
1	awesome isnt the word .
1	is laying on the beach with sam , steve , vi , daryl , hannah , & ariel
1	Great ... Now you don't have to be TomRavesloot2 anymore .. lol .. and you got all your followers back !! Joy !!
1	hiya whats up with you other than your parents . Have you gotten down your bike ?
1	Re : swine flu ... some wag somewhere on twitter called it the " Aporkalypse " I appreciate wit
0	I'm so glad I have friends that care #sarcasm
0	WOW mom love coming home to such a caring and loving atomasphere :-) #sarcasm
0	W oldies ! Lotta love for #poopertroopers in NYC ! ( Dogs is US , horses in UK ) Very sweet start to evening . Now : preeshiating this speaker #Not
0	I don't have a bedtime or a curfew I your mom found out you were on ur phone you would be in trouble #not #me
1	3-0 win over Peru .... Were gonna win the World Cup !! #LetsGetExcited #Not
1	Do you have anything from Joe Mac's " one man show with two people "
0	My favorite thing about is how he always falls asleep on me without telling me goodnight . #bestboyfriend #sarcasm #jkbutnotjk
1	At the airport .
1	listening to dave barnes , getting really excited for junior senior
0	I checked out their Twitter feed , their last tweet was telling someone they were too busy for them . Doesn't bode well , LOL #irony
1	I like how when I just go with the flow ... it all falls into place ... * sigh *
1	One hell of a night
0	Oh no ! I missed rose's radio show
1	saw luna lovegood on the tube
0	so ... my phone doesnt allow me to respond to tweets so if ya tweet me i cant retweet ya back . i have to use a real comp for that
0	On the train headed for home . After a day of mock trial , my head feels like it could explode .
1	McFly - Falling in love as I am kind of in the video
1	Yes I finally got internet at school . If only I could get it at home !
1	Yay finally starting to feel better !!!!
0	Rain , rain , go away !!!
0	Speed trap on Countryway , just before Hillsborough . Happy Sunday to those folks . #sarcasm #slowyourroll
0	the same shit and the ones that are different so to speak don't really fit in ? Idk this is not a good convo for twatter HAHAHA
1	Lovely weather again !
1	So again , I wonder , what is wrong with all my first paragraphs ...
0	ah , haven't tested in that browser IE7 , FF Opera ... my main tools . Is there a certain something that is malfunctioning ?
0	RT : did you guys listen to that sick guitar solo in that kimbra song by matt bellamy ? #sarcasm
1	2 early bourbon fans . Hopefully this debate will rage on for a while , ever increasing your bikkit envy
1	I'm in Tendering now , as always crap signal , so I'll do my best . It's gonna be a Scorchio 2day . Woop Woop !
0	That sucks You were catching up to Kat in the post count too .
0	#WatchDogs cost me £50 , but if I paid £60 I could've got one more mission ! :O why oh why didn't I pay the extra tenner ! #Sarcasm
0	is hiding in the law library ... studying .. studying .. hungry though
1	LOVES when Kays hacks into my twitter and sets my status about herself ! Athough I do miss my girls very much Beach tomorrow !
1	Told you it was a good movie Kept me guessing until the end
0	New shisha bar opening soon on the #CurryMile .. now that's novel ! #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/qGJS7RA8VV
1	Can't wait to hear from the critter about her awesome day at the pool !
0	You're a mean one , Mr. Grinch . #sarcasm
1	thank you however nothing much to tell . have crohns , have horrid meds , fight all the way to have ' normal ' life .
1	Staying up late , talking to Scott about drugs . Much love .
0	When people constantly tweet about being drunk .. There just so cool #sarcasm
1	Easy for you to say ! I'm sorry ... I couldn't resist , but I still love you man !
1	I love it when teachers coordinate test dates and project due dates on the same day #sarcasm
1	Okay , #montreal , this is #not a drill . Send us your restaurant recommendations ! Hungry for #dinner and #theatre .
0	Stress on stress on stress oh boy I love finals #not
0	" Does your party want to sit together ? " - uhh no I decided to eat dinner away from my relatives . thanks . #sarcasm #dumbquestions
0	//That $5 per retweet we agreed to will really come in handy ! ( #Sarcasm )
1	thats how I usually start the day too .. Rise and Grrrind ...
1	Anytime I still have the same cell number . I'd love to hear from u !
0	disappointed
0	This episode regarding the effects of Global Warming brought to you by #Cosmos #irony
0	You mean .... no more dodge Vipers ?!
0	new profile #like4like #follow4follow #imkiddin #sarcasm #hashtag
1	ARG my sim card is fucked . mother focker . More interesting posts comming soon !
0	" Okay kids , iPods off , iiiiiit's House Cleaning Time ! " They can't get enough of it ;) #not #leadballoon #dadisanarse
0	im sad i didnt get to talk with you !
1	God give me the strength to get up and go to the gym be4 work ! Goooodnight
0	I got a haircut last Sunday .. aww ! my hair is short again !
0	or her eyes , and body & she literally looked like she was going to explode . they had to pretty much yank my sister out of my mom .
1	milpol on progress
1	has been in the pool again to day and my sis and cloe are down today too .... happy days
0	u must have got my headache ( migraine ) from yesterday sorry buddy , it was horrible ! Take lots of drugs !!!
1	- ( left side)Look at my shoe ! my friend drew for me . she's very talented
0	Off to the exam Just want them all to end !
1	you should have said something to him !
1	Hey ..... forgot to say HI
1	I had forgotten how cool Dallas skyline is , brings back good memories
0	The most hardened heart has seen the most melting moments ... The most mushiest heart has seen the hardest of times #irony
1	This is why we're married ! LOL
0	Shoving throat tablets and medicine down my throat bad times .
0	is very boreeeed . whats wrong with you ?
0	My Black Cat is missing ! i'm sooooooo Sad ...
0	lol , still on ;) tho also on Myspace , and O.B and Kyte .... Catching up , latest news and pixs . Leider kein neue von Jay ...
0	I guess it's funny when you spin out and take out a bunch of cars . #Sarcasm .
0	not looking forward to thursday
0	YYYOOO THATS SSSSOOOO TRUE LMAO !!!! Niggas over here thinking doing chores is a job !!! #NOT
1	not actually social stuff .. church stuff .. good stuff tho <3 support and connect group and preparing for friday night church
0	Broke my camera
1	says I'll be doing the OJT report now . I'll be submitting all requirements tomorrow . XD
1	Hey both , hope you are well today
0	Saturday detention is gonna be so fm tomorrow :-) #not
0	OMG ! Twitter is WORKING AGAIN ! It was overcapacity for like hours .. or at least for me ..
0	Aww - wish we had a BBQ
0	11 mins to talk about one slide that doesnt have to do with todays lecture !... it hurts cuz im payin for this ish
0	my ipod is about to run out damn it
0	Oh god B , i am rougher !!!!! Sooo hungover , and have bad gayfever ! Badtimes ! Why you feeling rough gorge ? xxx
0	Praying for a saturday night it ! Its not today and it won't be next week either but god I need one
0	RT : Can't wait for Benfica next week . #FCPorto #Sarcasm
0	nope , not gelled , definitely a mohawk . after dl'ing the hqs i don't like it anymore WTF ADAM
1	It's okay , just calm down , you'll figure it out . Uh , whoops , did I just make it worse ? I was trying to help ...
0	" homeless " guy outside wawa asking for change drinking a wawa coffee on his cell phone ... #irony
1	first year in ages where i'm not going to the crafty raft :O i don't mind though , i don't even like the crafty raft
0	Not watching youtube videos because for some reason they just won't load
1	thanks
1	thanks mia ! YW
0	he neglected me !! but u already noe im SPRUNG !
1	Another day in Paradise Working hard and loving my job !
1	i just watched the cake eaters ... YOU ARE AMAZING !
0	God bless the USA is playing at the mall in the Philippines . #irony
0	slow streaming and slow customer service ! Wow you do get spoiled for you money ! #sarcasm
0	I have to give up my bed for 3 days ! my family is forcing me to sleep in the backyard on a lawn chair evil ! evil !
1	Thank you The same to you xoxoxo
0	I take back my smugness at your snow . I'd trade . Our wasps are waking up .
1	hey dad ! hope we can figure this twitter thing out
0	looking for some of my friends on twitter ... don't think there are any yet
1	you're gonna love my nuts hahaha
1	Morning . Waiting on Kevin to get home from his shift .
1	I felt a bit like that yesterday . A nice walk in the sunshine does wonders
0	When Dave first went missing he got his AARP mail that said " Drive With Confidence . " Today he got one that said " WELCOME BACK ! " #irony
1	Have fun in Manning !
0	Thanks to the 07:21 11A service in Bearwood not turning up . I'm now going to be late for work . Can always rely on . #Not
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
1	your welcome
0	you saved my life . you taught me life lessons . yet i've still never met you/gotten a reply i love you miley ??
1	I would like to challenge your husband in #SF4 . Please send him my regards .
1	I always knew you were the best ! Congrats dear friends !
1	That was quick ! And WoW was again short lived
0	awww twilight finished i love the linkin park song at the end on the titles ?
0	I'm a masterpiece . A perfect circle of goodness . Perfection ! They got it spot on ;-) ! #not
0	Yay its MonTuesday ! Cant wait to get to work , i love it ! #Sarcasm
1	LET'S GO TWITTER FOLLOW VP OF urbanCouture magazine ----> , SHE GETS SHIT DONE
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0	Well thanks mom for the heck of a lot presents . #sarcasm
0	Love it wen people are so supportive it's gr8 #not
1	Damn ... go Walton ! Making me proud ! go LAkers , kill ' em at home ! Lol " chicken nuggets "
0	Applying to Ivy Leagues on the same computer I made some of my dumbest decisions on . #Irony
1	... You gonna tell us what you settled on for the word of the day before it's over ? Did you settle on TENEBROUS ?
0	coming to work w/ a rag on your head .
0	It's more arrogant to disagree with the " Moetzes Gedolei Hatorah " than it is to call yourselves " Moetzes Gedolei Hatorah " #irony
0	So I get to play chauffeur today to my sister because my parents have to stay home for the fridge delivery #great #not
1	How solipsistic of you
0	Been at work since 8 this morning and just now heading home ! It's been a long ass day . Yay for getting to repeat it all again tomorrow ! #NOT
0	RT : it's because it's easier for people to understand a talking raccoon then a female character . #sarcasm
0	no he hasn't called me yet
1	i'm imagining that last tweet was at me but as your so dumb you forgot to put and ok but mcfly rule !
0	It's so hard to study for this final when I literally could care less about family or couples therapy .
1	I am drinking a HUGS 32 oz Gatorade cuz it is very G
1	Good luck ! Or pob lwc , as they say in Welsh .
0	I Havent Talked To My BAEEEEEEE None YESTERDAY ! #Not Coool
0	Clean Me !
0	i wish !!! my poor little car does not do well in the sea
1	Gearing up for tomorrow's LIVE episode ! 8 p.m. EST .... who's coming ?
0	got to the subway and realized I left my jacket at work ... with my metrocard and keys in the pocket . #winning #not #ineedwine
1	I will never get tired of seeing the matahorn from the freeway
1	
1	Playing my guitar ... My cousin were here less than one hour ago , he ? s just the best !
1	: eh .. sounds good .. but I guess it's too much for going to cinema . ;) thx anyways-
0	Glad ur gr8 . Sorry cold/damp/raining !! Kinda cool here . Was down 44 overnight !!
1	10p girl ! If you're up Ill shout you out .
1	57 mile ride to Fly TN , then a 5 mile run-followed by lots of good food ( lots) ! Mowed when I got home . Did I mention eating lots of food
0	Aagadu - Looks a very fresh movie with original characters with a completely new concept & will stretch the limits of Telugu Cinema #NOT
0	Karmic message ? Binge watching of #housemd resulted in a trip to the ER with a prescription for Vicodin !! #irony
0	Oh yeah , for sure ! #sarcasm ;)
0	are you aware the way u have tweeted that actually looks like some1 was saying it to you seriously #not impressed !
1	It's literally everything I have been waiting for from them
0	Has realised that GCSEs were half a lifetime ago !!!! And is now trying to remember the names of all the people who taught her ....
0	Wow snapchatting my elementary school tennis coach last night was a great idea #not
0	RT : retweeted to promote my ideas ... #irony
1	well yes pretty much is epic . PS LADY GAGA HAS A PENIS .
0	why does the weather have to be so yuckyyy
0	is tirrrrrred .
1	#todaysoutfit True Reliqion Jeans , Purple , Brown & White Coach Sneakers , Brown Coach Purse & A Brown Blazer Jacket .. I'm Lookin Type Noicee
1	lol dont know but i know ur coming to the toronto zoo on july 12th ? lol can that count ?
1	Bem-vinda ao twitter Carol
1	im so happy for u really U beat Miley and Vanessa . Great job . At least one awards for HSM 3 and no Twilight
1	Personally , I thought that was a rather funny request . Figures it couldn't hurt following someone with a sense of humor .
0	I think that after 3 & 1\2 years my Zune is starting to die guess I'll just have to buy a flash based one untill the HD hits
0	Well well not acting how a friend should act .. Surprising #not
1	I'm tour managing to UK later in the year , so there's a similar planes-trains-automobiles outlook looming-wif Pimms !!
0	i can barely breath !!! i have no idea whats is wrong with me !!
0	he did have a really shite clay court season .. i don't think hanescu is playing BADLY , i think Fena is playing really well
1	Morning teacher ! I gone green for #IranElection !
0	So the Heat is gonna blame the heat of the arena for their loss ... #irony
0	I feel worse with every second .
1	is watching the ARISTOCATS ! i love this moviee . & hannahys coming over later todayy .
1	Nope . But listening to it on Spotify as I type Sounds good so far . Ta
1	i would say radio song but i dont think that would count lol ummm " big " by the planetshakers !
1	breakfast then off to school
0	Just finish testing ... so boring
0	oh my god ! Did you go watch the boxing ?! You've kept that quiet #not
1	Hungover .. about 2 order some pizza .. And chill out till ' 311 concert
0	i LOVE when is down ! #sarcasm
0	Sorry for any misunderstanding ! Do u think they knew b4 ? I was all excited about them too
0	- yes ! i'm honored ! I feel bad for the pink bunny lol
1	- charlie n marco was my fav characters but all of ya was great even rose
1	wolfram alpha ist online eine neue tolle Suchmaschine
1	haha ye bet we will ! what you up to ? xx
0	aww Do u know it ? =D u should sign it up ; its great ;D iiLu ; x
1	i love being on twitter now because i can stare at that picture of brett the whole time ... is it love ...
0	20 minutes until Lady Gaga , I can't believe it's really happening #sarcasm #itwasfree flip.it/aeJxQ
1	My gpa just got some choco/peanut butter fudge and its very good
0	Twitter . What a damn waste of time #goodbye #lasttweet #irony
1	everything will work out
0	RT : Tuesday blessings ! #Sarcasm the Drama . pic.twitter.com/EWLDaf8OJb
1	Hey guys some of you r tripping just think about my pretty ass it will be ok
0	Sitting in the JFK airport on his birthday just waiting to leave the country #irony ?
0	Im about to turn a quarter of a century yrs old in a hr ... Im getting old ...
1	Trying to fix my uncles Internet and hungry for crepes still . Make that happen , for real . Also , I'm in a great mood
0	I'm home ... I can't believe its raining ... iheard its supposed to rain all week you didn't do anything tonight ?
0	RT : And yet , it's still called " rush " hour . ow.ly/i/5Kfpb #irony
0	I am absolutely in love with the fact that my landlord decides to do work on the house when finals week is upon me . #Sarcasm #UWW #DLK
1	goodgood i've never looked into radio much , is it fun ?
0	Don't you love it when you try to hang with people but you pass out early as fuck like an old lady :/ ugh so frustrating
0	I seriously love that I have to get f'in sick all the time . #not Ear infections sore throat and cold AGAIN !!!! Gah
1	u pussy . and this is in relation to 10 things i hate about u . not my sisters keeper .
0	I feel soooooo loved -.- \n #lying #sarcasm #no #I #don't
0	Yes I love the overwhelming amount if responses #sarcasm
1	liar liar admit it
1	you could always say yes and go shopping for your doggies
0	it's hard to leave , being far away from you
0	Getting kicked in my sternum is always a great feeling . #NOT
1	eating sushi
0	I don't appreciate my friends talking to ppl that aren't me #srry #not
1	Goodmorning , Anne-Marie ! Meant every word , my dear ! Have a glorious day ... hope to chat with you later tonight !
0	Omfg !! The trends pg on tweetie is not working for me and hasn't all wknd . Any one else have this problem ? I've restarted my phone a ton
1	I may get a bright yellow jersey and aerodynamic hat though
1	Literally can't explain the excitement watching give me !!! Causes all the good drama :) ! TV gold :) #joinGeordieshore #lad #drama
0	haha yeah ' excuse me speak English ? ' I'm like 5 min walk from sacre coeur . Damn didn't bring amelie s/t on my iPhone though .
1	fire again tonight . fun
0	shows that ' polls ' he loves to quote are as false as his stance on keeping the name . #RedskinsPride #LOSES . #GREATIDEA ? #NOT !
0	It did not fully , it missed the # mark , but it looks like it could very well happen ...
1	oh i see .. well , hopefully they'll buy them .
0	Long day .
0	And it's only a fucking Romanian plane . #irony #bbcqt
0	So having a black car and black leather seat ... I burned my legs on the seat when I got in and sat down . #awesome #not
1	DEMI I CANT WAIT ! i love you so much your amazing xo
0	That was the best 8 hours and 30 mins of work of my life . #not
1	i can barely talk and my ceiling fell down last night , but all is well because I'm finished with 2 classes !!!
1	You are one traveling lady
1	I just left a bigger " tweet " about the new theme on the release page ... tried to keep it as constructive as possible
1	Waiting for the re-design . Is there a development instance ?
1	I will send you the meds that I got from the vet for my german . Not working on her , might help you .
1	Sambuca in the north end black liquorishous
1	Photoshopping is fun ... but still best to get it right in camera first and then play
0	Another delivery of #Sarcasm !! #ArtemisFowl #books pic.twitter.com/caLXLyuUCk
1	I've literally eaten nothing all day I need some good in me first haha
0	Dude , if you aint't ' following ' me , I can't send you direct messages No not played Ghostbusters yet ...
0	Has RMPS exam at 1 . History tomorrow at 9 . And gets to round off the week with Art on Friday at 9 . YAY
1	5 . i'm a quiet person , but once you get to know me , i'm not that quiet after all
0	I love when my parents yell at each other outside . Love it . #not
0	Getting up at 3:40 am to drive to the Nashville airport from Kentucky is gonna be such a blaaaaaast #not #tired #crabby
1	I wish you good luck then
1	Lol #so #cool #and #me #irony #are #funny ....... pic.twitter.com/9DstfgRRxQ
1	Gonna try to get some sleep . Ren Fest in the morning unless my family feels like dying by my hand . Night all .
1	just got back from grocery shopping . the moon was a sliver and venus was so bright as the sky was just lightening . it was beautiful
1	thank yooooou xxx
1	I find it amusing that the employees of the ' tobacco hut ' step outside to smoke . #irony
1	Listening to trash talk on my boyfriends new stereo system haha ! Honda's sucks ! Jk I still love him though .
0	rain
0	yeah ... everything is okay , got only probs with my left knee a lot of work this weekend ... regensburg marathon ...
0	Grr 2 maths exams this morning
1	Taking a break from revision to have some dinner , I guess I'm cooking some pasta salad
0	??? - ?? ?? ??????????? Bad RequestYour browser sent a request that this server could not understand .
0	- No I was not ! I didn't get an invite
0	missing awi so soooo badly
1	Thanks for the #FF love
1	Hope you enjoy your time in LA Have a great trip !
0	Love that the nhl network is replaying the #habs game right now ...... #not #kickmewhenimdown
0	ok ! so my allergies have my left eye all puffy and watery , & my right wisdom tooth needs to come out ! can i hav a new head ?? ooouuuuch !
0	Oh wow just got into my dream school #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/jGWTZCdhMo
1	haha mmkay !!!
1	Fab storm too . I think it was overhead here on the Denbigh moors scary
1	all of us who have made the decision ... #EFCN
1	what are we doing for brunch ?! I am here dont wanna miss mama stanton
0	Feel Free to Take a Breath Any Time During This Sentence dlvr.it/5s0zyq #grammar #irony
1	You got my vote . ( Nice meeting you in the bahammas spa ) you concert the next day was AWSOME !
1	got home and realized that both batman and superman need another coat of paint . oops . that'll have to wait . art history ahoy !
1	Star trek ! Hope its good . * krissy *
1	2 more days of skool .... so excited and also can't wait 2 turn 17 !!!!!
0	Ironically ... This is the 1st time I've ever had #swirl soft serve .... #irony #isuckatmakingicecreamcones instagram.com/p/oypzuKsKn2/
0	Looks like we have to listen to Brian and Grant tonight . Can't wait ... #sarcasm
1	Okay .. I haven't still gone to bed , because I'm listening to the music and talking to people in messenger
1	well thats not very far ... got a bad throwing arm
0	way to be anticlimatic bbys .
0	aww how come ?
1	Video tweet ... look at you !
1	- You can't say I wasn't cute
0	booooo u should come to Peru first tho xX
0	morning all . why is it Monday feel like I've had about two hours sleep !
1	What do you know , phones can't survive being dropped on rocks thinking of getting the lg webslider - any opinions/ suggestions ? ( < $300 )
1	answer your msgs , dbag . I need to get my mags from you .
1	Can't go wrong with pie . We've been stuffing our faces in Italy , Spain and Scotland . Been a great three weeks
1	Happy Mother's Day to all Mothers and happy children's day to all who have them !
0	you missed most of the show ?
1	No problem , will have a good play with everything over the extended weekend and let you know if i find any problems
1	You're welcome ! Have a great day
0	when I get to the gym I try to park as close to the door as possible .... #Irony #FatKidProblems #SorryNotSorry #Murrica
0	If only there were no time zones .... i only start getting your morning tweets as i go to bed ... Solution : move to the US ;)
0	When you open your article or column with a quote , it totally messes with my drop cap .
0	lol , yeah a really want to see them cos me and gemma missed them last time yeah we should lol a dont know how :S are you ? x
1	- how cute x
0	people I am saddened as I just learned Facebook found the story of Alex's lemonade stand offense and have blocked the link
1	If you click on line that slightly resembles an l beside your name , you can see a picture It's a nice one if I might add !
0	Ah the joys of love and marriage #sarcasm
0	up freaking early
0	Losing my voice
1	Final english lesson of the year ?
1	Ahh we're going to see Up today , and I'm so excited about it
0	" five men released were considered to be a high risk to launch attacks against the United States " #irony
0	for all eLearning folks out there , please agree w/ me on this one : ADL's website is one of the biggest progressive train wrecks I've seen
0	haha lol , twittering and looking what people are writing about paula , that she's leaving and stuff u ??
1	Yes ! And bring me some too ! For critique , of course .
1	But then there's all the rest .
0	First night of summer and I'm falling asleep at 930 #PartyHardy #Not
1	lol kay . I'm excited for friday !!
1	I love the movie Penelope !
1	When your #Not #Afraid to except who you are , others #WILL #EXCEPT #YOU #liveyourtruth
0	I literally feel like I just broke my fingers . what a good way to end the school day
1	happy birthday
0	Wallah do #not shed #their \n . com ❀\n #shell . propulsory \n❖ by #MonsterMMORPG ➮\n #magneton
0	Yes , becuz it's not #racist to say #minorities are too stupid to get an ID . #sarcasm
0	Its a cloudy day what happened to the clear clear skys ?? D:
1	Hello Jessica , my name is Osamu .. LOL
1	Had a lovely time with alex , tea and cake
0	such smart people we are #sarcasm xD
0	Naww tonights scrubs is jd's last day at sacred heart
0	Oh , . Don't feel silly . Your reaction would have been totally fine at a REAL #SurprisePressConference ! #not
0	Shinseki was right about the costs of the Iraq war . Now he's taken the fall for a VA overloaded by the consequences of ignoring him . #irony
0	Government justify tapping communications for the security of their nations , and yet a public enquiry and full disclosure is too much #irony
1	Hey tom , I hope your tour goes well , i wish i could go but i live in australia , im sure ill see it on youtube
1	So , been given an email to complain to . Given not all my emails get through this is an #irony . Can't recommend Bluehost !
0	babylove i will hug you whats wrong we'll talk tomorrow .
0	awwww
1	What did you do in two pools to be a slut ?
0	Reconciling church accounts is the highlight of my week #NOT #likefingernailsonachalkboard
0	Apparently my body doesn't know the definition of sleeping in anymore . Thanks guy . I love waking up early on my weekend pass . #not
1	that's why we're toqayas and we rulz the nation yo tambien !
0	Don't you love when the landscapers are in the yard and no one told you so you're walking around in a towel with the windows open bc same
0	we are getting tons of love tonight aren't we #not
0	Oooo la la , frogs legs and snails Totally yum #Not :-D , Have a great TIME joe x
0	RT : and hes the name sake of my truck #irony
0	RT : Chris brown sang don't judge BUT he's being judge
0	Only hoes do hoeish shit then get mad when other hoes call them hoes #irony #thestruggle
0	BJ looked pretty torn up about that strikeout . #not #getsomepassion
0	Sadly I am going to have to wear a different pair of shoes
0	iPhone 3gs I want want fucc my iPhone 3g lol
0	just wants to feel better ... my head is going to eSpLoAd
1	On ferry home , just steaming out of Cowes backwards ( local joke ... )
1	Hi ! I saw ur DM last night . See what u get for teasing me ... LOL !
1	Knighty knight chick
1	hey hey you are awesomw to follow , gooooood tweeps #followFriday
1	I lOve this day No school --> studyin ' quietly
1	Literally this little girl waiting next to me at the salon is showing me Despicable Me 2 on her iPad and its adorable
1	If you want Im still open
1	Thanks
1	the ones that Perez Hilton posted earlier . So cute
0	For some reason Twitter isn't sending updates to my phone so I haven't gotten any messages all day
0	I'm back , but I'm supposed to be giving Emily a ride to ktown so i have to wait .
0	I love having to make random 30 minute drives up to JCCC during summer break . It's the best . #not
1	Good morning my little lovely fairy My lovely fairy who is flying above goddess of love ! Hey goddess watch out !
1	D.R.A.M.A. is Downright Ridiculous And Maturity-lacking Activity ...... no time for it in my world
0	but what about mee ? I don't count ? & why didn't you go today ?
0	Proper fed up and feeling sorry for myself so I've put myself to bed #myliferocks #not
0	I'm tired , but i can't seem to fall asleep :/ I'll probably end up sleeping the whole afternoon or something ..... fun #not
1	I always told my kids that I see and hear everything so mind your manors , so I guess that proved it to him .
1	Hello .. nice to meet you .. your cat is sweet ... isn't the PF app cool ?
0	i can't upload my picture , it keeps saying , " It's too big " the maximum is 700k but my pic waz only 17k . ?????????? HELP !
1	... have you ever seen the rain ... dumdidum ....
1	- OhMyGosh xD nice photo
1	- Ryan's still hot even when he looks like a vintage ninja turtle awww he's so sweet
0	So is speaking on the importance of people connecting , yet we have no wifi at #admerica . #irony #hadtostepouttotweet
1	#DMCwmnSHOW This is Julian from the DMC Twitter booth here ! awesome day today ... we've had over 2-3 dozen people TWEET with us today !!
1	your dead right
0	talking on IM right now bro kicked me off other computer .... I was surfing amazon
1	they can play poker while we do nkotb stuff just a thought .
0	literally im so mad with my mom because she only sees my bad grades , and she never sees my good ones and this's making really sad
0	Lost by 2points ref was a disgrace !!
1	Not even 9am and I'm already advanced with my today's plans . It's gonna be a productive day I'll watch 24 during lunch ...
0	ahhh i live there . I usually know but i have no scoop
0	ditto for me . all for a good cause i say .
0	I'm just pissing and moaning really . want my band back
0	Kind of concerning that so many people are telling me to " kill it " on my test tomorrow when I'm supposed to try and keep them alive #Irony
1	- two of the most sexy men alive YUM !
1	watching a movie in bed ( whilst doing stretches ) atm , will msg you it before fri
0	Ha ha I can't move my neck to the left at all tomorrow's going to be great #Not
1	Download Opera Browser Free ! The Nordic Power Browser
1	you too !!! We're now enjoying some quality bun time !
1	yayyyeee !! and someone just be my favorite mod .... just sayin ...
1	new atl song
1	It's really true . He doesn't want to work things out between us . It's okay , thanks Justin .
0	, SO -- #Texas is good for Business-UNTIL they burn to the ground ? And Perry cut firefighters in #TX too #Irony
1	Try this
1	Corect ! Dar o sa fie chin pt translatorii de-acolo : " mumumu " , " d ? ng-d ? ng " si spumele sunt cam greu de tradus
1	ur so sweet lol ur gonna give me a toothe ache lol hope ur paper gets a good grade
0	Worrying that you base your faith in humanity on shows predicated on the humiliation of others . #irony
1	The ' caps seem really colourful , but didn't play the colour ! Honest !!
1	the chores !! then a coffe i think
0	i'm sorry that sucks .
1	What is , if the light at the end of the tunnel is red ? - It's simple , the train is already leaving ( Axel Urbanski )
1	Totally ! Good luck fishes to you guys ! ( I can just see you with your netbook looking around for a Net connection )
1	i blocked yesterday said she had - and i'm easily led
1	awe , it is decent , got it from josh ... but nt as rad a Pirates ur plans 4 2nite ?
0	made myself a whole 12 cup coffee pot of green tea .. I can't find the honey so sick I wanna cry ... weak shit yo
0	oh he speaks #sarcasm woow I really thought he doesn't . Fake government
0	mee too .. I was hoping for him to cheer me up .. I no likey da gloomy days . How you doing ?! Ready for more Full Service ?! ;)
0	hilarious , love this creative city ! Pfft Oklahoma lol wearing their colored shirts accordingly lol #not up in here !
1	fuckin arian cracks me uppp . goodnight world
0	Yay for my ONE shift at Hollister next week . #not #fml #broke
0	Obama to honor his Nobel Peace prize ; will close down 1000 + US military occupation bases worldwide ; return home , downsize for peace . #NOT
1	Hah ! I'm still trying to recover from the last one
0	#Irony Beside the message behind " Golddigger " , Ray was phenomenal just listening to the Ray movie soundtracks !!
1	LOL !!!
0	Complaining to the council about refuse collection . Don't actually expect them to do anything though
1	you'll survive im sure itll come round quick aswell , tis not long off ! #
1	excellent run ... off to gym for one to one with PT for a little light martial arts
1	#NHL on TV ! Reruns no thanks #not a real hockey fan but this is fantastic #nhlblackhawks vs #nhlkings
0	Has anyone heard the new song " happy " ? It's really catchy ! #sarcasm
1	hey heidi ! i love you and your music ! keep on doing your thing ! much love and support ya bwoi SALMAN ! reply
1	Oh , absolutely !! I LOVE the 80's , am a complete 80's tragic . Can I put in a request ? ' Mighty Wings ' , Cheap Trick
0	no , not t in the park for me ... boo hoo !! wud o loved to , just neva got ticket
0	i hate the hospital . i hate that little room where they do the bloods . ehhh
0	Adam Rose is debuting tonight , though , right ? #WWE #RAW #sarcasm
0	geez , just saw that Lillooet area fire is almost up to 2000 hectares .
1	I see you moved on quickly
1	This is what I love most about the summer ... Beach everyyydayyyyyyy mannn
1	you could use Ping . FM to update both FB & Twitter . Add " #fb " at the end of any tweet to update yer FB status , too .
1	juss chilllinnnn
0	Eeeek ! I don't want that life ! Who still goes to after hours after children and at 30 ?!? #whack #greatjob #not
1	No , I realized this pretty quickly ....
0	Yes , I love it when guys make kissy noises at me . #not #someguysarepigs
1	cuz i went to sleep when i got home from work . i didnt have any dinner . lol no judging
1	Just caught TNS podcast - true quality . Thanks to you all for a great start to Sunday
0	Having people flip out on you for no reason and leave you standing there speechless is always fun #not
1	I just woke up !!! i could have gotten up later but my sister made a lot of noise and woke me up T ~ T Still coughing ...
0	Awwww poor - why so sick ?
1	2day was rough .. we have two more days of it . vomit ! whatcha up to tonight ? i had to take a break , no note condensing 2nite !
1	Ah got it sent request to so hopefully she will follow me back
0	soo tempting to just go out . but mum will kill me . and il prob injure myself more HAHA FUCKING GARGAGR
0	Not doing well with Comfest rejection today . I want to be busily preparing like all my friends !
1	Lovely new colour ! Fits the summer season , too !
0	Tonight - Jonas Brothers . ( Top 14 on myx international top 20 . - Phil . )
0	Mission Street food highlights : beef tongue , king trumpet as always . No sliders left
1	Yes !! i has 100 minutes of Sims 2 plus Seasons ) fun fun expansions
0	my twitter is stuck !!!!!! sigh ...
0	Procrastinated on doing a practice ACT so I had to wake up and do it at 5:30 . So it's been a pretty great Sunday so far . #NOT #classic
1	get it down your neck Matt
1	i was studying too !
0	RT : International Economics Association conference being held on the Dead Sea . The lowest point on the earths surface #irony #ausp …
0	that green eyed monster ..
0	I have so much to do its making my brain hurt !!
0	ok no Criminal Minds for me tonight SLEEP !!
0	Dreamt everyone in high school hated me and wouldn't let me use their catapult .
0	Rather wishing my house was wired for CAT-5 now ...
0	Did you know that you shouldn't touch the radiator cap when the engine is hot because I sure didn't #sarcasm
1	Ok tweeple ... gotta get outta here ! Kick it with yall later ! Big kiss to ya
1	indeed . You should see the cries of pain from the marketing team , facebook was also blocked miss twitter though .
0	H.R. 1108 is going to be the death of me . They're banning cloves
0	By the way , where is you LOVELY moustache ???? I won't produce My Name Is Randy anymore
0	#NOT some new peeps hit me up though like seriously ! Slide your ass into my DMs though . You yes you
1	YAY ITS UPLOADED !!!
0	Trying really hard to stay upbeat & positive , but feeling really down tonight . Am exhausted after DS's party & struggling with DH's mood
0	Looks like im going straight home tonight , my friend just called and canceled on me cause its too late
0	Can't get that in New Delhi . All the cool tech is in Bangalore
0	Totoong masakit siya since sa muscle siya tinutusok . Tomorrow will be worse .
1	twitting
1	I'm on a diet so only 1 animal cracker , an elephant
0	Trespassing on a wet golf course at night is no fun
1	ditto ! aha :/ - this ones pretty good !
1	okay - thaaanks ! Go aften !
1	Thanks . I was rather pleased with that turn of phrase myself
1	thas wassup hun . i'm chillin ' man , waiting on summer to pass and college to begin
0	I dont have any chocolate and I do have to stay at work . Most of the prgrams work , i just rly need the email to get anything done
0	RT : you don't fix traffic congestion by encouraging more driving #irony
0	I just want some sushi and sex . What kind of world is this that I cant have both ?! \n #not #At #the #same #time
1	Kimo ! What's up bb ?!
1	Just Starting the Hashtag #ShareGostivar ... I hope it will change something ... " #make #love , #not #war "
1	Rollin around the Island soon
1	Couldn't have a bigger smile on my face . Literally feels so good to be on vacation
1	im gunna go shower real quick then i should be back !
1	zeus interview not so good ; fared better at the Aphrodite one
1	Oh look at the sun ! Lovely ! Off for a lunchtime walk to enjoy it
0	My husband just said " what celebrity is going to kill his wife this week ? " #irony
1	Hard to go walkies with no paws
0	Just walked by a man sitting on a bus bench and screaming into his phone about needing " a workin woman . " You first buddy . #irony
0	says Susan Boyle in rehab . =P Not surprised , but still , unfortunate . :|
1	Lovin ' the new pic !!
1	yeah .. had a blast ... stop smokin that weed yo .. hahahahaha
1	Literally just had such a good shower it was so refreshing and I was watching the sheep in the field which is always a bonus
0	yeah .. there's canada . and south america . and europe ! and oh .. asia ! but who cares because the US is the best ! ;) #irony
1	Good morning Twitterville ! Some yoga , fresh air and sunshine in the yard are sure-fire cures for ' rita madness aftermath
0	john ate all the cookie dough ice cream
0	Phone up SPT or something ? Lost property ? Was of sentimental value , i do really want it back .
0	Carla Hay's article on Cher Lloyd's new album has lots of wrong information , she's being biased . Great work #NOT
1	is enjoying the lovely weather
1	is online ? I follow her too .. does she know ? ow .. i wish she does ? hehe ..
0	Mmmm I love taking cold showers in the morning . #not #brokenAC
1	menguntit si gadis mungil dari Paramore , ati2 ketipu sama itu FAKE !
1	Thanks for following
0	So it's suppose to be like 15 on Sunday . So skinny dipping at the lake ? #yeahright
0	All i hear are Police Sirens (｡ŏ_ŏ) \nAnother Calm night in Scotland #Not
0	Glad you had him on so he can continue to perpetuate the lies of the . #sarcasm
1	my pleasure love ;) You deserve them
0	So maybe it'll magically fix itself while I'm gone . #yeahright
1	hello twitter
0	WTF blizzcon tickets went on sale at 10 , and when I joined the Queue at 10 , it was at 11,200 people . I'm not going to get tickets FML
0	sorry bout the typo's bugger .
0	Bye bye wanderlust fund .. Gotta love being insanely accident prone #NOT
0	Breakdowns at the beginning of the day really make me happy . #sarcasm
1	Not your fault no need to say sorry -Chad
1	yes m'aam . i want the stouffers veggie lasagna
0	Falling off a bridge , yells yellow . Twas not intentional . #twas #not #intentional #realtalk
1	Oh Blake was one of the first romance novelists I ever discovered . Her bks made me <3 New Orleans
0	my tummy hurts
1	you are really savoring your life lady marmalade
0	Sick and costantly blowing my nose
0	Gonna be a long night .. wonder why ? #sarcasm
1	I don't hate people . I just don't like them in groups . I like them in person . )
0	I know right . Im hungry .
1	in reference to what ? lol !!!
1	THAT is hilarious !!! Wooo " professional mode " .... Rich !!
1	Children should be seen and not herded ... but I know what you mean , with just one school aged kid !
0	Ai this hacking needs to stop . Sorry for the last tweet ladies and gents . Friends are very funny #sarcasm
0	desperate for dry shampoo right now ...
0	We missed you last night
1	You're awesome One of my new favorite people !
0	I'm fine except that im sick right now
0	Ops ! Another king called Philipp #irony ? #PopcornTime #dejavu #9N2014
0	Don't you love getting kicked in the head ? pic.twitter.com/kElHi6Xh4h
0	collaboration with others ... purely ecstatic . still , i surely am missing something .
1	thats one way to look at it !
1	my crab n garlic noodle arrived !!
1	I think I just opened too many tabs ....
1	I'd do just that ! that way you'll get all you want
1	Thank you for posting Clef's Idol Video on your Youtube Channel ! Love it !
0	RT : Thank You to those individuals that ruined sixth street for me #sarcasm
1	Thanks for the follow - it's good to tweet you , so to speak
1	Off to Barnes and Noble ! Hoping to sign someone up for Mary Kay !
1	Not going to get to much sleep tonight ... But it'll be worth it if I win the contest .
0	Obama sought to enlist consensus- buckle your seat belts America , here comes Socialism - we are screwed
1	I so happy , Bogert the Beast is home and I can't wait to use him again . He looks as good as new , and I know that he is happy to be back
1	Just crushed AGAIN at wii tennis ... ask him how his remote hit the ground with a violent sound !
1	well .. i just saw the dead zone for the first time . its a good TV show . is back
1	New post on Etsy Under $20 - vintage sunglasses ! - actually , I post something new there every day .
1	watchin i'm a celeb USA .. cant believe Heidi n Spencer r back in ... wow
0	Well , another weekend of sitting at home doing absolutely nothing . #yayme #not #soboring
1	Still trying ? Btw ., welcome to Twitter ;-)
0	Durant scoreless in OT while westbrook pops shots the whole time !!! #recipeforsuccess #not #failures
0	I clicked on my donload link from my iPhone and now it won't let me download the song ... Dang me .
0	#Irony ' #Whyarepeopledicks ' . Hahaha . What an ignorant cunt :)
1	- cool
1	Ya , I'm using Twitterberry . And now I'm off to sleep ! Gnight/morning peeps
1	I live in Cameron Park and will follow you if not bs
0	It was great talking to you I'm really happy your here for me ... #SARCASM
1	Depends on the relationship you were in of course
0	It just keeps getting better and better ! NAACP To Honor Noted Racist Donald Sterling ( Again ) deadspin.com/naacp-to-honor… #Irony
1	eee i know yeah love it . i'm mint thanks , you ? x
0	Its a great start to the day when your screen cracks #not
1	Ugh , got a headache . Think I'll turn in early . Lots to do tomorrow , but I've got a new card to list !
0	dude that sucks . Yours was shipped before anyone els I know ( myself included ! )
1	yeah I thought of that but I think we're gonna order w/o trying on cuz of vacation etc .
1	new moon gunna b awesome
1	Damn ; You ended up with allot of cool stuff yesterday !
0	Very sad face
1	nope I love it
0	What can I say - Hamilton , born and bred . Do you take back your prior comments ?
1	BRITNEY RELATED PLEASE CHECK THIS PIC AND COMMENT ME IN A MAGAZINE OF MY CITY
1	MEAN MAN !!! SO MEAN ... JK ..... Have to pick on U alittle so your head doesn't gey to big .. hahahahaha .
1	idk why tht vine is so funny to me . but , it's freaking hilarious ! like , I'm literally in tears .
1	oh haha hospital ! thats not too bad actually yeah im still up for now !
0	Love having a headache from sun up to sun down ... #not
0	Wow , the OVI Store sisx file that linked to works - Nokia Users Nokia Font Magnifier still don't Why !!?
1	Thanks so much !
1	playing the game mofia its sooo muchh funn
0	Excited for the same exact teams in the nba finals this year #not
0	I just love being the only person awake in my house . #not
0	Awe the lost 2-8
1	hahaha . I -- about to celebrate my kiddo's 5th b-day next week -- most definitely do not .
1	I just wanna thank the LORD 4 waking me up this morning . Such a beautiful day ! GOD has truly Smiled on me
1	I danced with muscle memory dance theatre in Dallas since 2006 Texas womans alum
0	I only see the ' test ' comment
1	im 15 , 16 on the 1st july you ? and its half 10 at night here now , what time there ?
1	Camping was a blast Now I have a week of school to look forward to and then prom
1	NOTHING pre-Meddle or post-Wall will win over a Zep fan . Syd-era is too incoherent . The Gilmour years are nap-enducing .
1	I had forgotten just how lovely Loratabs are when in pain . Maybe sleep will be in my cards tonight .
0	clearly you take fame for granted . I mean it's not like you spend most of your time trying to make us happy #sarcastictweet
1	do u have icq ? coz i would chat if u if u want ;) but i hate msn so much ... im okay , not the best day , but not the worst 2
0	Maggie's now at the vet to get spayed . My poor little kitty ! Feel like a parent saying " This is for your own good " . Meep
0	Why do some chicks come outside with scarfs and pajamas on ? it hurts my feelings .
0	Totally agree ! These disabled chappies get away with too much . #irony
1	So , you found me ? Hehe . I dun wanna go back to school . >.<
0	So the same old 5th set shit ??? As expected ... How good when you can predict it . #NOT #STRESSED #THANKSfORNothing
1	A friend of mine had never heard of this - a classic ... Reefer Madness ... the next tragedy may be YOURS !!!
0	So yesterday at I beat Tommy Oliver and dint need any help from \n #sarcasm #cheatingwithstyle
0	RT : Nice to see the commentators aren't showing their bias #sarcasm #PepsiIPL #CSKvsMI
0	#Outrage How can Modi go to Rama's birthplace and campaign with a banner of Rama ? Communal Bigot . #Sarcasm
0	oh my gosh !!! poor rob ... poor celebrities btw ! but i guess that's the prise of fame
1	remind me to stay on your good side
0	ahhhhhhhh i'm so freaked out , seriously and i don't wanna go to my exam lol i cbaaaaa
0	- So this means they will also approve of Muslim prayers at town council meetings in Dearborn Michigan , right ? #sarcasm
0	#sarcasm lmao
1	I know that , lisa knows that . Lisa has just been choosing not to , hence the naughtiness
0	At the pool side chillen ! I so miss Atlanta !!!
0	awww , I'm sorry , get better soon David ! and good luck with the show in New York ! Unfortunately I cannot be there
1	hey ! you follow me too . silly girl !
0	Says the BRAVES fan ! HAHAHAHAHA #irony #RedskinsPride
1	wahooooooo ... alam ko na yung intro ng " look after you " ... LOVE IT .
0	Just watched the season finale of House .
0	I found out my kitten died .
0	Please say something to your canadian fans , Tom ! We love you so much ! ? And you never reply to us
0	His face when it was announced that Cleveland had traded up to take him was not exactly the picture of enthusiasm #mynewteamsucks
1	work was splendid
0	RT : Basically the last 3 weeks of each semester is the kissing up to doctors time :) u knw for grades and stuff :) and my lips sure…
0	OMG wish u came to my state but ur not
1	I now have shutters ! Picture will follow at some point
1	Nice pic . Glad to have you back .
0	To people reading the ' Princess , the Queen , and the Whore do History ' conversation - I am so sorry . #Not
0	The kids nextdoor are even cuter screaming at the top of their lungs after their parents were partying loudly in their garden until 4am #not
1	I'll be waiting for that first " I got a part " tweet ! What ? Costa Rica ?
0	You know whats super cool ? When your iphone decides not to work and you have to use your LG Rumour instead .... #Not .
1	nice wee town though ..... Especially in the sun !
1	#writechat Hey , at least you made it !
0	RT : i'm about as active as a paralyzed person right now
0	I'm not doing anything
0	Well I guess I'll just do homework all day . #greatsaturday #NOT
1	Just ate a mango ! All days are the same for me . No monday blues !
1	Wee , programming ( psst , don't tell the group i'm working with , i'm supposed to be writing )
1	Just got back from Pennsylvania ! Had the best weekend of my life
0	I love how my mom says she can count on Rion more than me . #not #jealous
1	Seen the Southern selection ? Now watch the Wild Wonders of Northern Europe Enjoy !
0	What is lecture ? We do Facebook . #imahypocrite #irony pic.twitter.com/6qVPP4qkk7
1	we love the craziness you tweet about . Its usually something to do with hockey , which makes me laugh .
0	JVG now says Blazers will win title . #frontrunner #sarcasm
0	Jeeze , couple on the train , direct in my eye contact , need to get a room ! #annoying #rushhourtrain #havesomeshame #oramIjealous #NOT
1	Ahhhhhh , the weekend -
0	I love social situations #sarcasm
1	And Jaki , yes part time sex bomb . Gotta problem with dat ? ;|D My smiley grew a sexy moustache .
0	to much alay on my facebook .. aaaaaaa
1	Baby Got Back in Latin . It's taking SO LONG , but it doesn't suck as much as writing english papers .
1	i love you = Ich liebe dich .
0	ears ringing , eyeballs hurt , smell like man sweat , knee joints giving in ; got back from a7x concert . didn't wanna leave .
1	going to sis graduation
1	Just bought some cool short shorts
1	MTV MOVIE AWARDS TOMORROW (: yesss ! so excited & nervous ! new HM episode too ! ... can't wait for New Moon SNEAK PEEEEK
1	listening to sway sway baby LOVEE LOVEE LOVEE that song !!!
1	FREEDOM ! Shane's baseball game . Then running from Crete elementary to my house with stin
0	#sarcasm RT Elaborate please ! " This map proves it : charter schools cause poverty . chittercharter.com/?p=89 "
0	I just woke up .. I literally wasted a wbole day pretty much . ”/
1	I have just got up and have made a cup of tea . Its the start of my birthday weekend
0	The world really needs more photos of white girl's cups of coffee . That's exactly what the world needs #NOT
1	Check me out , layin in bed at 11:05 . That's super early for me .
1	SAGE MAM for me today You got a Mini Wine D !? I didn't know that ! BTW , what's your username on TPF ?!
1	BUBBLE TEA !!!! Going To Church
0	Nothing to do I feel borem and hasn't find any shoes yet ! Ups ..
1	nah . U know what Im not bothered and ur parents might get mad ! I'll let u figure it out
0	Just saw an ambulance made by Ford ... not sure how I feel about that . #foundonroaddead #irony
1	hahaha yeah ! That's what ozzy said
0	is hungry . asan na ang mga food ?
0	It is hard to Tweet in the sunlight sometimes
1	- YAY ! now you can be like Demi & Vanessa & Zac ! hahahaha .
1	Finally the paper is finished and turned in ! 3 days early too !
1	Super mario bros is the best . I have it on DVD
0	grrrrrrr . their haven is just down the road from me ( i'm by celestial seasonings ) so we get them a lot around here .
0	watching spongebob and playing with my phone not really in a good mood
1	as soon as my back gets better I'm startin pilates FOR REAL . Got to fix this mess . Happy Saturday
0	doesnt understand twitter
1	just getting caught up on work
0	I have been working since 4 and now I'm all wet thanks to the pot room . I don't like being in here without all the students it's no fun .
0	I love the feeling of having absolutely no friends #not
1	Ooo I found a penny
1	Hey Duff , I bet you'd like his book Philosophy In the Flesh : The Embodied Mind and Its Challenge to Western Thought .
1	I have turned my Television off so i can hear the rain !
1	good luck tomorrow - not that you'll need it ! Knock em dead - just not literally !! #masternev
0	I had a dream you came to California last night
1	has a DOT !!!!!
1	I saw email ... will WBS
0	I bloody love you ! Cant wait for the new show But I love Britney too so abit gutted that you said that joke x
0	I think TFIOS is the only movie I would want for its ending to change . #NOT Gus , not the lovely amazing Gus
1	congrats
0	It's raining #squarespace
1	See , I was thinking it was more a #metaphor for #NetNeutrality
0	Got a headache while Britt an Mummy listenin 2 Their Danced Music xxx <3
1	Is decades then beach with my baby
0	RT : LMAO DJ JustMo truly took ' em to church . #TheFreeway #YTKO #Sarcasm
0	One of the things about #servicedesign that I think is underrepresented is that you may be designing policies and procedures . #not #UX
1	I think Curt finally saw the big picture I have been trying to show him for a long time now Freedom Let It Ring
0	lucky you me never get any of that ever ! ever and ever !
1	thangoo mah friend
0	Moving soon means not buying any new food , therefore meaning I have to eat the crap in the back of the pantry
1	Yah .. im happy also !
0	Wouldn't it be funny if your mistake meant that I couldn't afford to go back to school next semester ? Haha . So . Funny . #not #icanteven
1	My British DVDs of The IT Crowd ( series 2 and 3 ) arrived in the mail today . I am very pleased .
0	Just got free cleaning supplies from the nastiest room ever . #irony
0	If I could afford international rates you could hear my accent
1	I got all my credits early .
1	yah ! thanks !
0	get well soon ! why don`t you rest . )
0	its actually sunny for once n i got stuck at work makin people cones
0	bad news : home from shoot . good news : with that fly mamasita
0	i love shopping ... shame i am broke now
0	Groves doing his rubix cube has paid off lol #not
0	i literally JUST got home and i was greeted with a giant spider on my door brb burning the house down
0	YAAAY ! I get to learn about fixing my dishwasher tomorrow ! #sarcasm #nowater
0	is stoked his netball team won 37-3 , even if he couldn't play
0	bored home , wanna go somewherrreeeeee
1	yay ! .. just finished getting my suit tailored and it looks perfect !.. time to get portfolio supplies at walmart !
0	Yeah but if I don't use footnotes my word count would exceed
1	i just wanna say-b+b cast , i love ya all and will miss you guys . thanks 4 a bomb show
1	oh your girl play soccer , awesome !
1	how did you save him ? : 0
1	All Rod has to do is pass his physical and he has the job ! Thank you Jesus
1	i agree with mark . tweeting takes priority over work at times .... helps with the stress levels lol
0	Okayy so its a bank holiday weekend nd im stuck it scotland mehh ahh well back on sunday , off shopping as per usual
0	Im shattered , i have too
1	follow fri-follow .. they should follow me too !! ask them
1	I'll be there ! Looking forward to seeing you tonight . #monstervegastweetup
0	a dream with a pissed off Gaby in it ? That seems very pleasant . #Sarcasm
0	Oh my missing that place ..
0	ik nobody is watching it or promoting it rn ... \n #WatchProblemOnVEVO \n #ihateyou #jk #no #im #not
0	Its raining today
1	RT : " : This is hilarious . Balls gets refused entry to Bilderberg . bit.ly/1ttvQkJ " #Irony
1	Playing call of duty 3 , aww yeahhh
1	So excited about VA Beach full service ... thank u 4 making this adventure possible ! TX wants some stage love , please
0	Ive never cried so much over a movie i love lifetime everyone turn it to for the love of a child on lifetime !!!
1	This day needs to get faster . . Like . . Rollercoaster
1	off to church
1	Seasons over so me and the dogs have full run of the field
1	Awesome ! Your music is ace . You really do have some raw talent . Since you're following me , I'll apologise for the spam now .
0	in the AMERICAN Hockey League . #irony
0	Still waiting 15 minutes past my appt time ! Love doctors offices . #not
0	left my coughdrops at the store
0	nothing much . Just a lazy sunday ! BUt ..... I don't feel very good .....
0	ok i actualy DONT KNOW how to send comments on peoples pages unless theyve commented me . otherwise it goes into private msg HELP
1	i don ? t undestand
0	No you weren't . But , I didn't go to the Uptown campus . I will check it out soon & flag you down if you're there . Cool church .
1	yes , it's terrible ! Remember , how many ppl will ever get the chance to visit Europe let alone live there for several weeks ?
0	filling out forms
1	Pooh-Bah ? Katisha ? Pish-Tush ? ... English please !!
0	Wow bazooka gum has the best jokes #sarcasm
1	Yes I am
1	Leylines , Sunspots , Climate Change , threat of nuclear war from North Korea , Swine Flu , Peak Oil and Hosepipe Bans . Pick one
1	Howzit . Where should we watch Game 2 ? Can you rent a big screen for the weekend ?
0	... a picnic at the park lol it would be fun , but once the sun comes bak , haha too much rain this summer
0	Bad day with a biology exam . I wish I had brains
1	Lizziiiee you found me !! i searched you but you wouldnt come up !!
1	its Friday
0	That awkward moment when you find 3 grammatical errors ... in an English textbook . Designed to help you enhance your language skills ? #irony
1	im giving my dog ceazher to my sister she can take better care of him than i can right now ..
1	#TFARP Yeah , stasis-time for me too , I think . Good night .
0	Flight keeps getting delayed delayed delayed ... could have stayed longer . awesome .
0	NOOOOOOOO ! David Eddings !!! i <3 u I will miss your writing so so much
0	oh bummer what are the queues like ?
0	Oh dear , the hotties already love me , they wont be able to keep their pants on !! #Sarcasm
0	So what are the chances of me being extra in the next xmen movie . #not bad idea
1	Heading to Heat Lounge in OC 2nite for a drink or 2 ... Well maybe 3 or 4
1	Ever since I saw " 27 dresses " can't get this song out of my head . ?
1	I'm incredibly happy right now ! I have 96% in English ... & that is without my final paper .. Which was really good lol I'm pumped !
0	DAN I AM LITERALLY IN THE CINEMA WAITING TO WATCH A FILM
1	Bitches can " flirt " allllll they want because I'm the one who cuddles & falls asleep with Ry every night <333
0	god sake . i have to wash up now . i'll be back in a minute tweeple .
0	like that Mikey Stewart , he's fecking on the tv every time I put it on . #HibernianExpert #Not
0	You should make your feelings known a little more obviously , please . #sarcasm
0	i really really need a second job ! i hate being broke
0	Jon minus Kate , still 8 . Jon and Kate Gosselin file for divorce ... Nooo , it will never be the same
0	I just love it when you don't fucking talk to me . #not
0	At my DARE graduation , I wrote and performed a skit about the evils of alcohol . Me . The evils of alcohol . #irony
1	thanx papa .... Nite 2 u 2 !!
0	just finished one final ; got another one at 10 ! .. DEF . no sleep !
1	BlueVoda & VodaHost Features : Check it out !
1	Glad you got there safe & saw your daughter . Enjoy your time there !
1	Just gave back the keys to my old place and said good bye to the last 1 1/2 years of my life in Basel district I had a great time there !
1	Aww you're so cute
1	hey , do you know if you're giving away any meet & greets for Demi Lovato on June 22nd ?!
1	Ah , that was easy I just received the new link for the Reegie rig
1	Was in slains , then bassment , now korova ! 10 shots for ? 8 !
0	Sorry Lee it is a BBC TV programme and B stands for British not English !!!! #bettertogether ? #Not
0	I bet the magcon boys find me sooooo attractive ( ICON ) #sarcasm
1	- AWWW ... MAKES ME MiSS MY MEXiCAN RED-LEGGED TARANTULA , SPYD . i WANT ANOTHER ONE !!!
0	isn't going to prom next saturday . boo .
1	To use your man , seeing your man , " Now that's HOT ! " Who cares about the haters !
0	FML and my insecurities ... I really wish I could over come this never ending feeling that no matter what I do I'm just not good enough
1	thank you how are you today ?
1	HURRY UP N FINISH IT MAN ITS SO GOOD and I'm literally in love with poussay
0	Yay 4 closing last night and opening this morning #lol #not
1	CONGRATS !!! Supercool have fun celebrating !!! * hugs *
1	Come for a cup of tea
1	The future of Rho Pi looks strong and bright . Congrats to Jeannie on the win !
1	can we talk for a minute ... i want to kno ur name
0	Good morning ! now its off too school !
0	#bestiesbringcake #sneakingitintothegym #irony coffee date with birthday cake ... Love that I have… instagram.com/p/omL9YotJEi/
1	That's good to hear
1	YEY !! I made it ... I've change my background ... I am so lost without looking down there ... He is my LIFE Hihi
0	I want go to Semarang :'( \nRight now or tomorrow . \n #not for enjoy .
0	oh don't do that heather !
1	Okay , time to go . Have a great time at #TUM for those that are going !! Everyone else ... you're awesome and I'm glad you're my tweep
1	PS3 conference was alright
0	#JuneWish to not fail the stupid exams , or better yet , the government changes the educational system #fun #not
0	You know what's fun ? Being tailgated by a semi . #Not
1	is wickedly alive and kicking .. carpe diem sobra ! grateful for everything that happened for the past 24 hrs .
0	i didn't even hear it , got told afterward . of course my response had i been involved would absolutely have been that #not
1	At the atomic with Sammy
1	?????? ? ???????????? - ? ????? ???????? ???????? ; )
1	Superfriend & Dirt are dope as well . I'm not a huge fan of BANNERS rappin , but the album is JAMMIN non . the . less
1	I guess I'm out .
0	Well , I'm just getting ready for a 4 hour drive , on my day off , in scorching heat in a car that is going to break down at any minute .
1	I hope you have a safe flight
1	Mmm eating a chicken sandwhich yummy !!
1	Guessing ... ok I give . What ?!
1	... watching NCIS again
0	why , will you have sex with them ?
1	heh , yeah , it's a good image , ssh , it's not licorice !
1	Very funny video ! " Mullet with headlights ? " .
0	erika is mad at me a little bt she will get over it
1	LINES VINES AND TRYING TIMES comes out today !!!
0	My phone is being really slow tonight
0	“ : Having ya own credit card is life” not when you can't pay your shit .. Cause it's credit card not debit #not ya money
1	is literally everything good in life and there is rarely a moment when her music is not playing in my house .
1	I understand this being a hard day to celebrate , it is for me too . At least you have Mari's mom to appreciate still
0	my nose is burned . i look so stupy .
0	My replacement Sky HD box has died . I'm now without tv and PS3 . Damn
0	Tom's allergic to the fab flowers I was given
1	it was way better typing on the phone . LOL
1	is about to go to sleep cuz i have to get up early to sing at church !
1	" Finding Nemo " foxed me as well , haha
0	tired and sad pretty ordinary day
0	Just turned off SNL ... so bad . Charlize Theron is beautiful but about as funny as a ruptured spleen . Seth Myers come back !
1	Headaches start when i try too stop , but i try once again , cause i lov eyou a lot Eskimo Joe
1	101 - 96 ! 2-0 lead after the first two games . Yay
1	haha yup i have only 3 years ma my course . what abt u ? when u finish ? btw yaaa going for interviews so waiting la ! yup i will !
0	u tell me text u but u don't text back #irony of dat
1	i took 36 pictures , but you can see 5 of them on the space
1	Knighty Knight
0	Maybe we need more racing ? #sarcasm
0	that is awful . they aren't even coming here though
1	yeah , probably would have been cheaper , but I would have had to get out of my jammies and go to the store . Earth is my friend
1	It is wayyy too early but bamboozle and the cab at 12
1	be there with bells on just let me know when
1	cute man , like a flower park sticker .
1	ive done loads today , u got much planned tonight ? love is in the air x x
0	what ? bb , no . I'm so sorry if i made you think that
0	Alas no : is a " buy the MP3s " set-up .
1	I want to go to Oslo again too ! Oh and Vancouver maybe ... I could stop by on the way
1	Now , i'm legal in the wizarding world .
0	You sit outside near a street with traffic and bus exhaust yet complain about tobacco smoke . #Irony
0	Just got an email from asking me to reset my password . I’m so glad they are on top of security . #sarcasm
0	how unfair . boo boo boo boo boo boo
1	has just joined tumblr having a great time putting pictures on
0	Can't wait for the 12 hour drive to Florida tomorrow ... #not
0	It's so great having a boyfriend that throws skateboards at you and makes you fall down holes and get cut by slabs #not
1	i am seriously bored right now i have absolutely nothing to do , so im just going to end up flicking through the channels
1	I don't even warn people ... I let them find out on their own .
0	Ummm . yeah if yall want . I'll be home ...
1	meeeee ! Do it please !
0	oh my God ! i swear that my shin is about to explode !!! ugghhh
1	Knit in Public Day to be celebrated at Yarn Indulgences ( Kitchener Market ) June 13 ~
1	is youtubin justin bieber .... the kid can sing
1	Photo : Sewing by hand sucks , this dress took me weeks to make . ? saving for a sewing machine
0	RT : I'm short ? Oh , sweet Jesus , thanks for letting me know . I was getting nervous there for a bit . #sarcastictweet
1	I try to be objective ! Course , I only review movies that I'm interested in so there will always be a level of fandom in there .
1	aaahhhh now i understand ! makes sense !
0	It's Lunch time , another frozen dinner
1	like my new life
1	just saw the last episode of The Nanny for the 3rd time lol such a great show
0	its all the rain
1	Still have a headache . Spring & dehydration don't mix . Am happy with my rev progress tho
0	Been to Asda and now going to blitz the place for kiddies coming round tonight for dvd and sweeties ! Working tomorrow though bah
1	Haopefully a better day than yesterday
1	Work is pretty shank .. Tired and bleh ! Sat outside for a bit though
1	is wondering where to watch the footy today . Any plans anywhere ?
1	- How sweet
1	H ? a t ? ng cho nhanh
0	So basically Farage produced a video taking the piss out of what people get up to at foreign conferences (!) politicalscrapbook.net/2014/06/nigel-… #irony
1	right , im off to bed , have school in the morning ( N ) hope i have another good dream about . night twittererrrssss
1	You can add me to the aspiring owner category . My b-day is right around the corner .
0	Love the sound of dogs barking in the morning ! #NOT
1	Even though I'm #NOT a #CHEERLEADER , I'm falling #INLOVE with #CHEERBOWS ! #Ordering off of #Amazon !
0	Congratulations to all the winners at last nights #bigchip11 , had a great night but sadly no awards
1	- omfg is right ! you need to write a song about this !!! this is so damn cute lol
1	That is the most awesome thing on Ebay !!! I WANT
0	Tavleen's son called INC as " � stylish cynical old bitch " in one of his Modi-sycophantic article .. Spot the #Irony !!
1	big brother who's getting evicted ??
0	When people send question marks as form on how to start a conversation ? #Smooth #Not
0	Oh so excited for a rematch against the Spurs . #not #stillwinning
1	your a very cute cat mr. sockington , where did your name come from ?
0	Realy need a cup of tea ! can't believe we ran out of sugar
1	U GOT MY co-workers drulling .... lmfao nice job
0	Impregnated a virgin , became human , sacrificed himself to himself , to save us from himself #MakesSense #Yeahright #atheist
1	thanks to all my followers . i love you all .
0	Cas bias ? Is that like the rhinos bias shown on sky ? #irony
1	i'm defying gravity . and nobody in alll of oz , no wizard that there is or was , is ever gonna bring me down
1	we're real
0	Suddenly I miss my fren who's in JKT now ~ normally , we will mt today & go expo together ~
0	Why can't it be Friday already ?
0	work tonight
0	Trying to not fall asleep during the amazingly interesting #sarcasm lecture about economy ! #mylife
0	I dont care if its Thur or Sun , as long as its 7 am u better be away !! #morningperson #NOT
1	aw I like it when yall show us pics like this ...
1	im off to bed , im really tired and city tmr and easties to see what to wear to athinas !
0	Does this mean no RapeLay ?
0	#newsflash if you're in the club poppin bottles #ultimatevodka bottles , you're #NOT #poppinbottles #getyourlife
1	Dolly Parton has such an amazing voice . It's musical all on its own . <-- little thing that makes me happy today
1	What Family Guy over it .
0	Giving mom my cell phone , goodbye cell
0	Chloe now
0	Got super glue all over my hands
1	ugh , my ears are still ringing . oh well . was soooo worth it . y/n ? Y !!
1	very tired goodnight
1	no worries whatsoever !
0	Goal 3 Taking on the World bad movie
1	promise of a new day ! it's gonna be a good one !
1	I'm low key giggn Arizona he knows all the mean things to say to get me hotttttt
0	I know , poor Dixie ! I can't believe it !
0	you a fool i need a pair but i cant do that line stuff
1	shouldn't take that long , it was just shot today so give it some time !
0	OOOhh , #iPhone 3.0 upgrade didn't go well . Died in the middle ( lost connection to server ) . Left with unsable phone at this moment
1	Have a fantastic weekend everybody , hope the weather is good wherever you are
0	you're the biggest dumbass I know .. Drinking the weekend before state .. Okay good luck ... #not
0	weird .... first time on twitter dnt hav ant frnds
1	Thank you ' Tis not the first comment I've received about someone liking the music selection ;)
0	getting ready for work
0	we're so upset here in Australia that you've cancelled most of your concerts ! absolutely heartbroken
1	oh k i wasnt trying 2 be wierd or anythin i just asked sorry .
1	* nods * now i have two FREE places to stay in Weston
0	Living the dream and cutting the hedges . Waiting for #tesco to deliver . #exciting #not
0	Thing's I'm Good At ( But Shouldn't Be ) - my new post is up ! #blog #blogger #random #personal #sarcasm #me ow.ly/wtp95
1	this pic
1	Thanks Elite just called and told me today so it was cool
1	use some graphics software and upload the new photo to your profile suggestion -
0	It's always a good day when you get locked out of your house in the monsoon #not
0	The Pens lost ! Magic are still in it ! Let's go Magic !!
1	having a good time with my bffs
0	The last time i've eaten was 24 hours ago . #not #happy #one #bit
1	it never rains in California
0	I love watching people have fun without me !! It makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside #really #not #fun
0	Well he'd be well qualified to know about deceiving the British public #irony
0	its been so long since Kemp has gotten a hit , i'm happy he didn't run to third base . \n #sarcasm
0	sadly its started to go bac on must get a grip !!
0	You're like oxygen , cuz I can't live without you #not
1	- 2 houses is enough for me Toronto in the summer and Florida in the winter gives me my own " east coast " San Diego climate !
1	Bought Xanthe her very first Harry Potter book today .
0	Was good till it lasted .. #NOT .. Hey #Pacers .. Pls pit a real team on the floor next time around unlike these bunch of floppin cry babies
0	Show cancelled today But that means more fun wit my partner in crime !
0	I guess I should figure out what's on this exam today . Finals are so difficult . #sarcasm #NoWorries
1	RT : They made the child #lavender in this graphic . #Irony is not one of NOM's strong suits . #March4Marriage #Marria …
1	Sounds fair . We attend a ( low ) C of E but consider ourselves followers of Jesus , not C of E , Catholic or anything else .
1	you are so sweet
1	I pitty the fool that would try it
0	I love how pissed I get at you , it makes my days entertaining . #NOT #goaway
0	Can't buy the Don Julio here Re : GF can't recall the last time I listened to C100 LOL . Will switch over at work & have a listen .
0	Well ... " happy hour " never came so ... instead I'm watching The Weather Network and wishing I was at work
0	good morning ! im sorry u missed McBreakfast tho
1	haha , i do it alll the time !!!!!
1	Strange , her DP had me distracted and thinking of mercury and hence didnt notice the background .
1	chill illin with the twins . can you say FASHION SHOW , BITCH ?
1	Good morning world !
1	15th ? mah bday
1	happy birthday
1	Tell Debbie that the gestation period for swans eggs is approximately 35 days
1	maybe it was a failed bungee jump from the topmost branch but seriously , why don't you get it out yourself in the meantime ?
1	
1	at work bored wanting an escape ! bring on the gym tonight
1	cant wait to see you boys at Chain in a few weeks w/The Audition ! xoxo , Holly .
1	hope you have a say flight !
1	Went downtown in PoP .. BK is so nice today
1	mi madre es coming back from russia tommorow , and is bringing home presents
1	Backwards . 3 . Thanks . 2 . YUM ! 1 . You said it 11hrs ago , but you said something about my tweets being random
1	Uhm ... lol .. morning world , it's a beautiful day , and I SHOULD drink my coffee before typing a message ,
0	I have really bad belly cramps and I can't get comfy
1	Listening to Further Seems Forever - How To Start A Fire at work , show tonight , sweet hang outs with friends , life is good
0	On way to work wishing there was one more day to frolic in the sun ! Or more , oh well willl have to wait till rainy next weekend !
1	I am honoured to be part of #tcot and pleasantly surprised there are so many of us out there ! Family calls ... see you later everyone
0	RT : Why aren't you taller ? it must be because your post workout supplementation isn't optimal ... genetics don't matter #sarcasm
0	wondering why everyone is " crying " over davy ?
1	Day off today
0	oh brover .. I don't get in til thursday ! haha oh well ! Happy Birthday to you here in New Yawk !! awww shit dawg !
1	Make your emails safe from NSA Snoops bit.ly/1h6lJ50 “It’s important the govt not overstep , ” said Security Chief . #Irony
0	headed to Dallas tomorrow ... need some sleep but I am not tired yet !!
0	weekend chores done . now to get ready for Snowbird's bachelorette party ! ( and attempt to get some work work done . )
0	They are getting divorced .
1	Watching all the DMB videos followed by two concerts .
0	How did the pacers get such a great center ? #sarcasm
0	2 players playing against LeBron get fined for flopping #irony
0	I am starting to get over cell phones . My phone has turned off 3 times today by itself .
1	has just stripped the Fazer down and fitted the dual headlight mod
1	McDonald's at 2:30 I'm the morning lol totally normal ! \n #not
0	What Windows 7 USB problem did you fix ? Mine is EXTREMELY slow
1	- View from my mobile office
0	but i don't want him to anymore .
0	Oh yes I would LOVE to go to work after just running 5k #not
0	Has anyone thought of sanctions agains this group ? Because sanctions always seem to work . #Sarcasm
0	That's true
1	I haven't listened to in forever and it's true . You can fall in love twice
1	#oops #sorry #not tryingtorubititn Sending thoughts of healing and happiness your way !!
1	Love the fact that now has a twitter .... Knew he would give in ... Eventually
0	went to the transformers 2 prem last night and it was wicked but i wish i could of got some picks of the stars
1	Home after a great day of photographing nature at its best . I even got a photo of a mountain lion on the prowl ! Sweet dreams to you all
0	he even don ? t dance today but we are going to dance tomorrow well i ? ll need more GOOD LUCK ! HEHE !!! LUCK LUCK LUCK , GOOD LUCK !!
0	ok enough laughing at peoples misfortunes . time to send people to baycorp worst part of my job .
1	watching gost of girlfriends past on the computer ( not ileagly ) then Night at the museum 2 to see thouse cute cherups
0	homework sucks ... I miss matt ... He still isn't home yet . I hate auction night !! and why do they always show grease on vh1 ???
1	thank you kindly didn't kno if any stores carried it - but I'll pick up some online just lazy didn't want to wait for shipping !
0	I don't wanna go to therapy
1	i am literally more than buzzing to see it ive been waiting what feels like years !!
1	CAN YOU SAY AFTER 30 HOURS OF TRAVELING IM FINALLY IN ARGENTINA ?! yes ! oh hello Buenos Aires , how i love you
0	I'm bored pff .. this is lame . I didn't go out at all today haha . tiring weekend
0	My dad is COMPLAINING about the fact that he is being forced to go to 3 #stlcards games in a week\nomg that sounds so tragic #not #takeme
0	close , but with more middle management trainees and less ( read : zero ) s'mores
1	you may be bummed out , , but i still think you smell like a baby hooker
1	Getting ready for school ... hope today is a happy and awesome day
1	That made me laugh .
0	I just love taking the ambulance to the hospital ... #sarcasm
0	Doing en dehors and en dedans fermé's across the floor four times was super fun today #not
0	i cant believe and arent following
1	Next up SK gaming vs eMg ! RMP counters go go go
1	Heard you love the Hamptons ! Our beautiful house is for sale : For more great photos :
1	Hello Selena , I love " Tell Me Something I Don't Know . " I love Wizards Of Waverely Place . You rock ! This is KLCForever2 .
0	Cool thing you can sit there and call me a cunt and a bitch and not get in trouble for it . #Not
1	going to the grocery store with kidlet #1 for yummy foodstuffs
0	no worries ! Thought I'd have to watch pain dry but found Mystic River good film so far - no digital in bedroom
0	aww i feel well sorry for teri
0	Woke up on the wrong side of bed !
1	Back home !! Time to track down the woman
0	It #has #not been #seen \n . com ❁\nsince . unbarricade \n♟ follow ✃\n #set
0	I can't wait until I start driving and need extended pedals #not
1	UM yes . let me know next time you go there . i live close by ...
0	My suggestion is mostly responding to Tone's pathetic attempt at a distraction , and I'm seeking to go the whole hog so-to-speak .
1	' thanks to Catherine for casting me when I was completely unemployable ' he is the sweetest
0	Sorry hon ! * hugs and cradles in arms * I'm at work so ... I'm working ...
0	shit joke joke day judging by these jokes . #irony
0	I'm going to lay down for a bit . My arms hurt soooooo bad . Damn growing pains
1	so glad the Lakers won the championship !
1	he's amazing
1	Don't forget to vote on me .
1	Aha . in wilkos now waitin for ker to buy her chocolates .
1	depends on how big a night we have on friday night ;) but don't worry- we got it covered
0	Damn what's up w/people when they even smile sometimes . Aww ... I wanna visit Pedro
1	Night guys . It's like 3:30 and I think I want to sleep a little .
0	However , the time to trade him ... was after the 2012-13 season . Asset is less shiny , so to speak , now .
0	packing packing and more packing ... i hate this part
1	Succes morgen ! Trusten !
1	C'mon Junior ! You can do this .
0	#Yoganomics is #not affiliated with these #spam accounts :
0	disappointed my Spyro 2 game is broken
1	How are you today ? Apart from not wanting to be in the classroom and being hot .
1	so ready for the party tonight nothing like a good old celebration with the family and friends
0	“It’s a tragedy when people start to go off on their own theories and not listen to scientific evidence . ” #irony #cdnpoli
1	Yeah , I'm getting aware of that ... ;)
0	I knowwww I like him the best ! I had a mini crush on him shhhhh though hahaha
0	Waking up at 3am for no reason ! It's super fun ! #sarcasm
1	ok ok ok ... got my phone , got my keys , got my gum ... feeln the beat .... time to hitt the floor a lil sweat aint neva hurt no body !
0	Every song on the radio sounds like ' 70 funk : Daft Punk , Bruno , Katy , Justin T , even Hedley lately . Very original . #sarcasm
0	I tell you , Pandora has been a terrible letdown today . Its like it doesn't know me at all
1	So got to hostel last night . Taxi driver charged me 80CHF = ? 45 for 10km !!! Walking to work in 15 , get there early for some breakfast
0	i think i'll do my English homework in the afternoon . an essay about macbeth good work shakespeare but i hate essays
1	watchingg the nbc taylor swift tour youu ?
0	hate to go to a place where I know no one .... I'm a Johorean but lost touch with most friends .. Any1 in Muar twitting here ?
1	good night world , and as always , stay snazzy
1	cool . just mail me sum info and we'll see . heard that new joint so get ready for some feedback next time we meet
0	Anytime you want to come out , you can . I won't die from heat strokes anytime soon . #sarcasm
0	i have to pay 195
1	Studing 4 finals Wish me luck See you then !!!
0	Really ? The Giants didn't win ? \n\nWell now I've seen everything ... #RAW #Sarcasm
1	thanks same to you . have a great day
0	Both girls ' allergies are out of control and required a doctor's visit . They're ok , but snotty . Ewwww ! And Ella may have a UTI .
1	yummieee .. BAKPAO with TUNA
0	I thought summer was supposed to be stress free ? #not
0	Dude tomorrow is going to be the best day ever ..... #not
0	Love working 16hrs today and getting off at 1am . #summertimerocks #not
0	its d last day i'm getting online ..!
0	Eww , i hate insomnia
1	Hey Amaretto . Sorry , had to do that . If you listen to Daniel Tosh you'll get why I did it ?
0	congrats Chris ! Me too ! whoooo ! I I wish we -in Holland-would get a graduation outfit and hat
0	the man who invented the " 3-pt flop " criticising Westbrook's Oscar-worthy performance #irony #MillerTime #GoSpursGo
1	exactly , go to vegas or phoenix and it will cut costs ! haha u know you can get off
0	meal deals are such good value there #not
0	Is going to Vegas but wanting to go to Seattle
0	Sorry He is in the hospital with a high fever
1	that post hit the spot . How can you beat " self righteous dung "
1	At work
0	Alright ... That's a good start ...... #Not . Apparently Lance doesn't respect Larry enough to just stop that crap
0	I'm so jealous !! Wish I was there .. just checked tickets to fly there tomorrow .. but they're too expensive
1	I doubt those magazine dollars come easy
1	toy story pwns
0	LOL . i need a filling so bad but i also need to eat . #irony
1	Heading out for a hilly short 42+ mile ride , it's a beautiful morning ... gotta love sunny San Diego
1	RT : So pumped for this lax game !!!! #not
1	lol #tokiohotel
1	just worked out how to put a profile picture up .... took my time
0	Mel-Mel Well I hope all is ok . I'll text you a lil later today cause I'm sure you're sleeping right now .
0	trying to stuff as much stuff as possible into the packet I'm going to mail home . hating on the air travel luggage restraints !
0	chillin at bryan's house , without bryan
0	Westbrook doing great things in crunch time #Not #PassThatShit #YouCantShoot !!
0	I wish I still wanted to control my exes life #not
1	LOL ! I'm looking forward to the next one definitely . And thanks , the worst part about being sick is it slows me down lol
1	I think I didn't even come for the Jack . Sawyer , though ?
1	let us know how it goes and if we can help in any way , yes we're very young please don't be too demanding
0	Alonso leading the drivers parade #irony I wish he could do that in the race #Ferrari
1	you should give NSHS a S/O for believing in you . #not \nProud of you brother !
1	Oooooh . That sounds FUN ! Have a GREAT time !
1	#smcsyd - Social Media Input = $ Revenue Output - BuzzNumbers does this everyday for our customers
1	do it
0	I want Bioshock 2 . I want it now . I want it more that Sims 3 . :|
1	Gods amazing ! Both exams went so well . Only 3 more days of exams left and I'm a free woman ! Graduation on sunday . QUITE excited bout that
1	Thanks for the suggestions and the long email the other day , definitely appreciate all the ideas .
0	I love working every Saturday and Sunday . It's really great . #not
1	sorry , G&T or bubbly for this writer !
0	Once a DUMB Fans they are Forever a Dumb Fans #Irony
0	you disappearedddddddd <3
1	U got a friend request from me , if I found the right Bonnie
0	my courses for fall and winter are either in the 8:30 slot or the last slot of the day ... super convenient #not
0	as this friend has no name ( sad face ) LOL FRIEND !!!!!
0	It would be much simpler . No need of those too well paid surgeons #sarcasm
0	Reading about all these court cases surrounding women's bodies , and I just LOVE knowing that mostly men made these decisions . #sarcasm
0	It's too hot in here/can't sleep
0	Calgary's zoo stomps our Zoo The one thing they have thats better than us .
0	im gonna miss trini so much when she leaves for the philippines in the morning
0	you should launch your cd in brazil !
1	love her !!! Btw , everyone LOVES my new cut It's growing on me . Maybe I'll book more work with it : -$ Thanks Tina P !!!
1	wishes somebody would make twitter make sense to me
0	we called Verizon over an hour ago and they still haven't called back . so that's fucking cool . #not
1	Glad to have you ! Welcome to the Cool Kids Club !
0	It's a mystery how I live my life every day without my parents micro managing #sarcasm #backtolexington
1	clif bar didnt hold ?
0	.. Obama has ruined US now he's after our precious Veterans .. #NOT IN MY HOUSE !!
0	Twitter , if you think about it , is a LiveJournal in a way . You just don't have to write your life's story ! Which sucks ..
1	hmm ... I thought Nigel played for our team !! If not , I say go for it !
0	Making dinner and wondering why I am so lucky as to be getting a killer sore just before summer break . Hurts to move my head sore throat
1	Laid out most of my Annecy , France scrapbook pages ! One city down , Avignon , Nice and Paris to go !
0	literally been waiting all day for you to tweet .
1	I'm not leaving in September now though , so a road trip to Mississippi is definitely on now
1	Yeah , but with an n ! lol
1	going into snooze mode for the rest of the night ...
0	i got one that read ' i discourage my friends from losing weight so i'll still be the skinny one ' .
1	come to China , we have the hook up on massages
1	Elle Oh Vee Eee's Just Another Word I'll Never Learn To Pronounce
0	ahh I wish wes's dad would just go to work he makes so much noise and I have a headache !!
1	hope the studyin went well
1	about to pick mom upp YAY
0	just a really really boring day
1	wow Adam ! i hope you had lots of fun recording your album !
1	Telco tech here hooking up new service . On hold on company cell for 50m to open a ticket for street-level work . His call dropped . #irony
0	Yeah , no- he said the opposite . youtu.be/U1vB5FGYKPs #irony
1	Hi twitter . Oh twitter , twitter , twitter ... how much you've evolved since I last logged on . I feel I must evolve and change too .
1	i know ! everyone hates at him so much . and seriously the movie was pretty darn good . glad he stepped out of the HSM circle
0	This is not what a summer schedule is supposed to look like .
0	How do I spend Saturday night ? Watching lifetime . #swag #not
1	Thanks for the props Dave .
0	how u gonna follow ???
0	A Spicy Ice Cream on a Hot Afternoon . #siliicecream #irony 1st Colonial Grill instagram.com/p/onRYD8xETy/
0	So I guess I'll be alone watching movies in my basement on graduation ... Ohhh fun #not #seriously :(
0	and dopey dee carried a sign saying end sectarianism #irony
1	... which means that you're well again !
1	Clear blue sky ! Gonna sleep in the sun ! listening to some podcasts ! Got bares I havnt listened to on my iPhone !
0	i think , twitter went down
1	mmmm I feel I lie in might be in order X
1	Been up cleaning , cooking , puttering etc . . . Now its my time w/ some coffee & internet .
0	how do yu send comments orn twitter ? thats if twitter even do that ! jheeeze this isz confusing
0	Disappointing weekend for all king fans
1	all todays plans have been foiled ... nothing according to plan . which means I get to drive around with the windows wide open ( w/mike
1	playing o the electric ! .. no amp ( N )
1	playing Medal of Honor with my brother
0	My ZOOM H2 died on me after a year iPhone + this , Problem solved !
1	Yeah you can
0	Oh how I just love sitting at the Secretary of State #not #nopatience
0	Makes me feel special to know your thinking of me though #NOT leave me alone
0	Uncertain !
1	+like they keep me going and I would be fucking miserable without them I kid you not I am literally head over heels for them all they're+
1	Yeah that be fab l am a huge shane fan !!! I'm from newcastle be great to make friends with you
1	going to sleep at 4am is the way to go ppl ... nightmorns every1 !
1	just got home from amanda and bryans wedding festivities and is exhausted
1	is so glad that her puppy is going to be ok and is as cute and rambunctious as ever i love him so much .
1	Brevard Co K9 Pursuit Airborne FLIR - - FLIR Helo Night Vision Video - cool
1	really doesn't have anything interesting to say at the moment
1	awwwwww ..... shucks thanks girl !
1	True love makes you feel hugged even with miles between you . Embrace the feeling . Sweet dreams
0	When you walk into the bar with a white line under your nose ..... some people #classy #not
0	Tomorrow's schedule : Off to see another education that wants to establish a comic school Meeting sandwiched between 8 hrs ' transport
0	Happy Father's Day Hawk ! Sorry to hear about your tooth
0	little late there , but that's okay cause we all wanna hear more about the heat right ? #not
0	I've been a wreck since my fianc ? died two years ago . I still miss her . she was SOOOO beautiful ! I need a hug .
1	AHHHHH ! grease !
1	yeh i might head off hah xx baaaaiiiii
0	feeling .... in don't know to be honest , can't be good
0	Revision
0	Really excited to be convocating in an 80 km/h windstorm today #not
0	" With my vine crew” ( Vía justinbieber , Shots Of Me ) . #JustinBieberFoto #NoticiasHappy #Musica #Photo #2014 #Shots \n #JustinBieberFoto #Not ...
1	oohh how i love you and zac efron !
1	Laying down keys at the studio today .
1	Worlds greatest weather , then in five minutes , it goes shit . Well that's washington for ya
1	I hear you ... I barely got up this morning myself ... I've been losing sleep !
1	Strangely invigorating to shower with a clear view of the Benjamin sheares bridge . It's like being naked but no one can see
1	im waiting for my kebabs for tea
0	so I split keratase conditoner all over my phone at work today it won't work .
1	For the geeks , you should follow #geekcamp and see what our fellow geeks are doing .
0	Using a flashlight to look at a catalogue featuring flashlights . #irony
1	Like this one ..
0	On a tweeting spree because Im bored
1	Finishing La Pianiste , then sleeppppppp .
1	I LOVE THAT MOVIE .
1	whats for breaky then , russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao
0	Actually , the Study of the Therapeutic Effects of Intercessory Prayer in 2006 says it can get you dead . #irony
1	aww poor you , get some rest You'll feel better , promise !
1	Think so
0	football workouts ... shittttty pulled mah groin
1	heyahh i thought u wern't cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr .. xx
1	Nice history of social media from BBS , IRC/ICQ , and on . ( via ) ( via ) * An interesting read *
1	Excellent ! Good to know you have my ass . So to speak . & you can lean on me should you need to .
1	Actually it will be the conventional carriers who will benefit by the adoption of HD VoIP . The reboot of VoIP is underway .
1	This can't be happening !! I'm half way done with my thesis conclusion !?!?!?! WTF ! :-D
1	Ah , the Bank Holiday joy of cleaning !! #sarcasm
0	Going to sleep na . I miss him again I love him so much ?
0	Hang on , she wants planes bringing foreigners into the area as it could bring economic benefits #UKIP #BBCQT #irony
1	Yes indeeders . Having coffee with this morning . I'll pass it along
1	I literally learned to back up for good a hour ago
1	morning all my Wallace and Gromit turbo-matic toast rack has just arrived ! whoppie
1	try mo replace nlng ,. bka super sa laki ng size eh ,.. hehe
1	Kendrick made " bitch don't kill my vibe " , " poetic justice " and " swimming pools " all radio hits yet still lyrical as shit . #Not easily done
1	Best wel he ?
0	I wish we could just come and get you ! geesh ... maybe next time
0	Wenger signs new deal on the same day I renew my season ticket . #irony
1	Terdis alert . That's Murray
0	has a headache ... like one of those babon babon headaches ... and it's the last day of program
0	already did this segment a while ago . your so clever and original ! #not #foxsucks
1	good orning to you #followfridays This lady is a must
0	really wants to watch Adventureland !!! but why isn't greater union showing it ? 88% on rotten tomato !!!
1	Someday I will remember how to spell grateful . I are a math teacher
1	Bored ?? Come play BallRacer with me !
1	ew pink profile ... but it matches my picture
0	away to work
0	my condolences .
0	Going to a play on Saturdays on not very good with the bus schedule . Poo ! Stranded at SFCC .
0	It's really annoying me that I can't sleep because I don't even know why I'ma fall asleep on Paige again tomorrow , I know it !
1	cool , just let me know when & I'm there . Ur sooo creative . Send me an email w/ details .
0	And let the night begin with doing a wing , three stair wells and then every floor in the school ... I just love my life ! #sarcasm
1	thanks , i feel a lot better now .. but it hurt like hell !!! good luck with the lousy student writing .
0	Joey Barton was on fire before his daft analogy . Bours didn't like straigh t-t alking working class man . #irony
0	What's funny to me ? Professional actors who complain about people not being honest . #irony
0	skyfun is so fun . really #sarcasm
1	How are you ?
0	Little Caesars Crazy Bread without the crazy is just bread . And , it's not very good . Disappointed
1	What a cutie kitty kitty
0	where were you last night !?!? for sure I thought I'd see you !! let's make plans soon ! xo
0	I love when my dad criticizes my driving . Like your a perfect driver #not
0	can't find tweet re : prayer public mtgs ., but the fact that atheists are " welcome " to lead a prayer made ME feel better . #sarcasm
1	bonding with mah sister watching Spocklar with my family after dinner .
1	Holy shit !!! WE SHOULD GO TO THE OPENING !
1	Thaking the kids to the circus ! I love my life !
1	35 FO KOBE !!!! THATS WAT IM TALKIN BOUT !!! LA do work sonnn !!!!!
0	Got to love a trip to the vets on a Saturday morning with a pooey puppy ! #not
1	have fun today !
1	Don't forget to buy Lines , Vines , and Trying Times tomorrow ! If you're an international fan , buy it today !
1	Your weird xD Loveyou ! xxxxx
0	No wait it's too late
0	Jesus . I bought some Everything Bagels from the Farmers Market and now everything in my kitchen smells like Everything . #irony
1	Just got back from playing Stratego with friends at a diner .
0	goodnight twitter land . got 2 get up 355am to go 2 work . tmmrw is going 2 suck !
1	Yo Hayley !
1	Working on the Website
1	Morning tweoples ! I've got my moxey back
0	oooh yeah probably ! Well I'm praying , I know with your sugar doing what it's doing today ... well it's been a tough day for you
0	Gee . It stopped raining and now it feels hot . What a strange weather ! Wooosh . Probably due to global warming ?
0	too bad it's raining/cloudy in MA FIRST DAYS OF SUMMER SHOULD BE SUNNY . mine was rainy too .
1	.. and of course , an blog post is due
1	yo siempre lo he dicho - - " your eyes have all the answers " saludos a tus damas
1	maybe beach later with jc !
1	thanks for the retweet
0	literally crying bc you didn't follow me and I've been waiting for my entire teenage existence
1	Nothing like a spot of late night jazz to keep the neighbours awake How I love the piano
1	apparently , there is a picture of you in the shirt i designed/won from Malese Jow . can i see it ?
1	Thanks so much More incentive to update blog soon ! #RBJ
1	watching " forgetting sarah marshall " and drinking hot chocolate sleep soon
0	LOL Who is ? I need to find something else .... boo . How was your day ?
1	Just back from a lunch date . That was a long and overdue catch up
0	Irritated .. had to block all those idiots ... Gosh . Now I can go back to being bored ... #yay ... #not
1	Just waved bye bye to my old car and said hello to the new one
1	That's a difficult choice . Hope someone will tweet from both . Solves problems for us lurkers that can't decide .
1	Awww ... just bought me a Liz Phair cd . What a sweetie . Maybe I can lunch out of him too ... Hmmmm ...
0	Because they're illegal , man ! You can't go around second-guessing previously-made decisions ! #sarcasm
0	Laying out by the poolfor the last time
1	I will be on vacation until Thursday the 11th ....... I'll miss you tweeps ! Have fun this week !! Luv ya ! Lesia
0	Love all my supportive friends . #sarcasm
1	, i know , i try
1	Re : " . . . roughly 8.2 days to be ready . . . and we are working hard to speed things up ! " No rush
0	is heading back to toon town in the morning . Wish I would of taken the weekend off ! Sigh ...
0	doing rounds in this extremely hot weather #it ain't cool #extended CN friday duty #not loving this job
1	LOL no singing or dancing - this is all about substance ;-)
0	It's a beautiful day ! Unfortunately I have a sick dog . Looks like it'll just be me & Sebastian walking today . Biking , laundry & sun time
0	Excited to reteach myself everything I've ever learned in math for the GRE #not #IHateMath
1	Just finished Supper made a tasty stirfry got a leadership training call tonight to learn how to set goals looking forward to learning
0	you're late ? Fucking hell that's a first . #sarcasm
1	Last stop is Starbucks , had capuccino at 11:00 pm . It's now 3am , I couldn't sleep . What to do ? Review for exams ? Write a blog ? Pray na lang !
0	sounds like loads of fun , I love the idea , unfortunately too far away for me
1	welcome to Washington DC ! See you SOON !
0	I love that it is my last Saturday night in Nashville for 8 months and I am spending it studying . #sarcasm #IHaveNoLife
1	hii .. where u from ...??
1	Chelley's here ! Goin into town to the gallery n then to the new apartment ! in such a good mood
1	i heart KAPAMiLYA NETWORK ! ABS-CBN no . 1 ! da best . all networks cant beat it ! wahaha certified kapamilya soo much XD
1	OMG it's so freaking hot in here ! But I sure love summer
1	u should go to volunteer events or try speed dating , that's always sounded like fun !!
1	v aptly put
1	thank God for the internet !!! HAHAHA can't imagine life without it . ;p
0	It's cool I didn't want to be texted back anyway #not #douche
1	video.adultswim.com/superjail/supe… shows extreme cartoon violence but censors language & the security guard's bulge . #thisworld #irony
0	I like how a hey over text means so much more than talking to someone #not #ourgenerationisfucked
0	I love when you're playing call of duty and you shoot someone in the face with an assault rifle and they no scope you and live . #NOT
1	That's good . It means more of us want rid of our monarchy . Change monarchy to anarchy in one move
0	I love how my parents tell me to move home to save money . Yet they never have dinner home . So I have to buy it anyway .... Makes sense #NOT
1	" Despite the hustle and bustle of a city alive with activity , the air was still and almost silent , " was written as you tweeted !
1	I am ' the ' Ice Princess ! Had fun with marwa & susu ! <3
0	Watched Up yesterday . Sat on the balcony which apparently completely nullifies 3D as you have to see it head on
0	Why Malls are not opened for 24 Hours ??? I want to do more Shopping
0	Aw weave just left me the cutest voicemail #not #asshole
0	And now I sit and do nothing #great #sarcasm #fml
0	Poor Norwich ! but couldn'ta done it even with a win .
0	damn if ii waznt stuck n weak ass stockton
1	neither do i ... let them come and clear
0	yeah . and i'm sure i looked like a jerk even bothering . something was OFF last night . it felt really weird .
0	Thank you for making me feel wanted and not pretending I don't exist .. #not
1	R & D , so many things to learn out there . i'd just like to read , read and read
0	aww if you would've told me sooner I would've came out but I'm already in bed . boooo tomorrow we move in wooo !
1	good for you ! yalla do it
1	Getting Emilie in half an hour , should get up .... Have a nice day all ! Talk later I hope
1	Developing a crush .... hehe *
0	Exhaustion is an understatement at this point . Evacuating your attraction at the end of an already tiring week is just super cool . #Sarcasm
0	doesn't appear to be
0	RT : if you didn't put that #sarcasm tag there we would have some pissed off people hahaha
1	Looking forward to the Cosmo Show tomorrow , where classical jams will rein supreme . A good night to everybody enjoying music .
1	I want a labradoodle !
0	Who kicks a student out on their #SeniorGradNight because they had to drive themselves and couldnt ride the bus ? Thanks a lot #not #screwyou
0	boilers broken . again . its an ideal . #irony hear that ms morissette ?
1	says when life gives you a hundred reasons to cry , show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile
0	they look like a bunch of scholars that are headed to Harvard . #NOT
1	Angels back !!! eating breakfast and talking about girl stuff
1	Massive warm and duvetlike bear hugs from me ! Chin up buttercup
1	Watching doctor who in bed and it feels so good !
0	PAR ! I was really looking forward to that stuff man Not happy . Ring me though when you can !
1	Off to bed . EW . School photos tomorrow . My last one ever . THANKGOD . I swear they edit them to make you look worse ! Night .
0	Im too sleepy to work out and dance right now
0	Joe Nathan finna blow this game for the Tigers and give the A's another walk-off . Thanks ! #NOT
0	Wow , the headache I have from that nap is gnarly . I do Friday so hard . #not #ok #lol
1	what up Mimi !
1	Good Morning everyone . Today is another day we can start again fresh and prosper again .
1	please do get a shot of that !
1	i love the new song Battlefield by jordin sparks !!
0	Didnt have breakfast Hungry now ........ Thai or Indian !!!!!! but I have to reduce my weight
0	Oh , fabulous , the throwback Time Lord just followed me . Oh , happy day . #Sarcasm
1	Anyone want to come visit my new kitten ?
1	you'll see ;)
1	Finished Tech ! Now for Geog - well to start it , reviewed French , two more times should do it . Then for Science later on .
0	remembering the last day of school 9th grade i got cookies , shirts , and a hot dog .. sigh i miss those days now i only get tests .. dont ' cry
1	omg those shoes are gorgeous , keep that knee rehab going
1	ready 2 tackle 2nd day of pastry unbaked class . Chef Carolyn is no joke , hope 2 master the craft like has (: o ... be awesome 2day
0	I love how I go to school listening to " KILL PEOPLE BURN SHIT FUCK SCHOOL " and I leave with constant honor roll . #irony
1	Alex , you drive me #FULLMOONCRAZY
0	Oh , sorry , I'm not in the US ... nevermind
0	sooo pretty !!! wish i was there haven't been to NYC for 8 years .
0	Hey Weapon XI wasnt Deadpool it isnt even played by Ryan , it's some dude name Scott Adkins .. strange . The movie was so off
0	Ahhhh ya se termino The L Word piuuuu
0	#CivilRightsActof1964 is 50 as many black #civilrights orgs deny certain humans any #civilrights . #irony #fail pic.twitter.com/gnF3xnlZUI
0	I hate fathers day . My dad is a dead beat
1	I spotted your addiction Featured here :
1	Who's ready for the first day of IB testing ?? Whoot whoot !! #sarcasm
1	weekend countdown ... 4 days from now ... yeah , I'm excited for a 3 day weekend
1	Thanks !
0	PF changs was yummy !!! Haven't been there since I quit ! HA ! PS , sake startin to creep up
1	wow , you look so good with football costume U SANG soooooo well
1	Had a flat tire now i am getting wasted .
0	Oh well , iphone 3.0 was a bit of a let down !
1	says bye text text nalang ;)
1	I just realised , i'm gonna see the new fish tank today i love my fish , no-more cleaning the water every 2 days , we got a filter now
1	Ok ... and now it's time to get a nap
0	i hope he is alright !
0	suggests to head straight to yet another tiebreak . Let's do this .. over and over again . #not
0	nice way to say Im not ! lol
0	Pilates time ! and then searching the world for my white tank ....
0	Never give up on a play kids . Said Chris Iannetta . #Not
1	At camp with my kiddies I love them !
0	What the fuck . Metal Gear Solid : Rising on the 360 ? Fuck that .
1	going back to elbi . wee !
1	Watching fireworks off the Bay bridge .
0	I miss the series David !! do you miss playing rodney ?
1	via .. ha ! laugh for the day
0	unable to chat in the room thnx 4 shout out . I think it's sumthin wit my PC . Will keep u tuned in ... sounds good !
1	Just saw wolverine
0	is gutted my M . AC myth Lipstick broke after 1 use
0	Now I'm batting cages w/ my nephew . WHERE'S STARBUCKS ?!! When can I go home
0	Eating a muffin and having coffee from DD #healthy #not
0	Coming off the back of a recent successful royal tour . \n #smartcall #not
1	thank ya aren't you up a bit early/late ??
0	Kelley Farmer & So To Speak finish with a 94 #DevonHunterDerby
1	Aw , wa man sad kay ma'buhat sa Multiply . Pictures ang choova ra man .
1	My mom told me today that my dad was a ' tard for not wanting to call or hang out with me , because I am a cool chick .
0	hates work , BEYOND wants to go on tour
1	home n making breakfast .... much happier now
1	i think im gonna
1	Sometimes I feel like no one loves being ignored as much as I do #sarcasm
0	says if only twitter updates can be shown on plurk too !
1	here are some pics of all my horses I'll be uploading more soon !
1	summer is almost here
1	CONGRATULATIONS . Have fun moving !
0	Did I miss something cause I don't get it . That will really get everyone to sign up ! #Not
0	about to give a presentation ..... that is about to be removed from the agenda
1	Beautiful Saturday day ... ooh the possibilities
0	Don't you love those nights when you just break down .
1	Apparetly they just started filming so imma go hit up the beach for a bit
1	Happy birthday to me . All I hope for is to get at least 19 points ( or more ) above the avg on my phys final
1	newsflashh itssss almsot summer
1	OMG . My new puppy is so freakin cute
1	patience , patience ... go get yourself a nice bacon roll and cup of tea ! Good day y'day ?
1	YOu are very much welcome sir
0	OMJ ! You have GOT to be kidding me !! I was in the same city as the JONAS brothers and I didn't even know !!!! : i could've met them ...!
0	It's fun to see my teacher searched for google by using bing ..... #sarcasm #irony
0	#KCR and #TRS call for #bandh to halt #Polavaram project . Says that centre and #ordinance should not split #Khammam district . Oh the #irony
1	thanks for that lol
0	Too bad our working schedules have some lag . I'm always too late to send Twitter messages while your on the train !
0	shes ming
1	I thought about The Physical Mixtrade Group all the time today I want to join with someone .
1	Can't get ' s song Trainwreck off my head ! It's too catchy !
1	I just caused people problems lmao and i laughed for eleven minutes straight .
0	My mom probably won't put me in her will as long as I support Courtney Love #sorrynotsorry #not #ever
1	- Aloha - welcome to Maui !
0	What's wrong ???
1	has finished wk now sunshine time
1	reading new moon
1	why limit your story to 140 ch . Tell all what is annoying you at
1	Exams this week , tomorrow and wednesday Looking forward to my weekend break in Newcastle
1	good morning Evil Twin !
0	has to spend the day at Farm Business Survey entering financial data into a spreadsheet
0	its the raw emotion . I'm wellin up thinkin bout that scene- so jealous I dnt have sky movies nemore .....
0	World Cup generates money to help people like in Brazil . Apparently , it only support rich people . #irony
1	I can be what I used to .
0	Sorry I'm not 23 , Uber . Never felt so discriminated . #OverIt #Not
1	i would love to go to sleep right now . but luckily , its a late start tomorrow . so looking foward to sleep in
0	RT : almost 5 hrs after MLB The Show 14 was supposed to start DL'ing . I have zero percent dl'ed . you guys are aweso…
0	Would like to thank for the top gas supply I've got from them this weekend #not #nogasforyou #emergencymyarse #coldshowers
1	I have such a good group of friends ... literally couldn't have asked for better people too come out of school with
1	Where's all the traffic gone in the morning ? I seem to be breezn ' to work every day ... not that I'm complaining
1	Thanks Rovey
1	i'll be there !
1	thx for the follow I read 1 or 2 of yours on ur page , I like so far- seems ur title captures where mine come from
1	Happy Mother's Day to all the mommys out there
0	u missed the last whearhouse nite on Sunday make much beter then Vegas #not
0	wow .. That was too good Cameron .. You got me on that one #not
0	Just set 3 rat traps . The last one only caught some gray fur .
0	... you're perfect ... i hate typos too
1	Awww
0	This time last week I was stuck in the woods , for 4 hours . #powerlineproblems #ablast #NOT
0	Froch 10th round knockout ! Come on son . #FrochVsGroves2 #Froch #Cobra #Nottingham #not #London
1	Don't do anything you wont be proud of later
0	I just love the government sticking it's hands into my paycheck #NOT
0	Wait , you're telling me there were corruption issues within FIFA and that got Qatar the World Cup in 2022 ? Everybody is shocked ! #not
0	Last full day ...
1	Yep on Thursday for all SPOT BOB addresses
1	yes .. very ok .. thanks for helping me .. i'm not really familiar with these things .. it's my first time ordering online , hahaha
1	Feeling somewhat better . A nap should help to solidify this feeling of impending good health !
0	wow you really support the PSN store lol . well I've spent a lot of money in LBP and I don't play LBP anymore
1	yay i found some of my friends !
0	3000 then ya up with me my friend ... i type too much
1	nick(L ) is a trending topic
0	Its always fun to get 4 hours of sleep the night before a final exam #sarcasm #goodnightworld
0	My ankle seriously is injured and hurting .. thanks girl from Northside ! #sarcasm
1	Yeaa schoolsout !!! I say yo
0	I feel like shit . Goin 2 sleep very soon
1	TY ! I had an awesome time meeting everybody !! Good times ! Need to do it again soon .
0	don't get me going ; > he didn't want to stay I've rang twice already , going to pick him up in a bit . I'm ok ish , how's U ?
0	goood lord the average age of JTV broadcasters is dropping by the minute
1	I'm taking that as a compliment !
1	Feeling Xtra Beautiful this morning ... yaaay me
1	hey issa ! matt to
1	- Think I am in love with my new shoes ....
0	Poor little guy ! Do you know what they're doing for treatment ?
1	Thank you love
1	Okay " Queen of Hats " I'm a hat lover also . Are you located in the UK ?
0	Interesting to hear how important small hospitals are now that they've nearly all been closed down . #irony #nhs
1	lol of course I do boo ... would you hold hands with ME in public ?! That's Karen with a " T " and " Y "
1	Morning Mistress , hope You are well . Panties day today - excited
0	RT : I rlly love when ppl name themselves .. #not
0	" : Please stop breading .. Too many stupid people about . pic.twitter.com/YAXOkJzM7A " #irony
1	If you haven't noticed , I'm defensive when it comes to my favorite animals haha . Sharks trump everything for me , except cats
1	I think the computer is fixed . Cross fingers
0	I miss you so much
0	That Direct TV wireless commercial sure makes me feel weird lol . #Not SellingMeOnWireLess #PutBackOnTheGame #Lol #Random #Commercials
0	Yes , however , I still can't resist it !
1	had my dinner . im full . now to relax and read on my not-so-comfy bed ..
1	Your welcome
0	It's just a dream at this point . Too much to do . Have to decide what's for dinner .
1	Sweetheart , we have to think a name soon I'm with all the power for write , and write , and write : B : B !
1	Thanks for the #FollowFriday - I am still learning the system and protocols .
1	now im also at photobucket .
1	Time to fall in deep sleep again ! Hope the allergy will totally recover today ! So tomorrow , it will not cause a trouble in the airport .
1	good night everyone ! another work week ahead .
1	I'm meeting my friend around Sacramento ? so I might come in a day or 2 early .
0	( Sarcastic comment ) #sarcasm #justkidding #whichisit #ohno #toomanyhashtags #theyvetakenover #icantstoppleasehelp # ;) #what
1	is listening to the Veronicas ... god they have loud voices but they're still awesome
1	My BIL is coming 2 see me !!!!
0	The ignorant flea on America's back .... #LOLGOP #Veterans #WomensHealth #TeaParty #PJNET #Zombies #Irony #IRS #My2K pic.twitter.com/Iz5sS7NYUj
0	I saw a billboard today that said " keep your eyes on the road . " #irony
0	sooooo tired i hate having to be at work at 9 am ...
0	the ultimate peril of living alone : creepeee crawliess and how to deal with them
0	HELLA HUNGRRRY !! phone died ; so just on laptop checking up things .
0	Yo Yo Yo (: Msn Aint Workin Youtube Can Be My Best Friend Again Now . XD
0	just woke her bub by yelling up to Sam - rookie ( and lazy ) error ...
1	that is sooo wonderful and you are so lucky . many never get a chance to get near their dreams . you are an amazing talent !
1	I'm getting better at these crutches . #andyclemmensen <<< he told me to !
0	omg ! last night was the best oppertunity in 10 years to date ElvaHsiao !!! and i was sleeping
1	The official term is " booth babe " . I turned down the one chance I had to go to E3 , but I would have been an Apple booth babe
1	im back , and yeha i will
1	You are fucking disgusting . This is why I know not to believe a word you say . #actions #lol #irony
0	did u feel it- was it not really scary ? is 5.0 bad ? lol never felt an earthquake b4 ! lol . just lots of storms !
0	Boyfriends off too see tonight while im just sitting at home #fun #not
1	! that's true ! haha !
1	haa what a loserrr ahhhhh
0	aww posting all this random crap reminds me of my NOLA twittering
0	Packing is too difficult for my little brain to handle . poo . And it's rainy ... ugh Chicago . > <
1	Just returned from a run at the HS track , I was alone and could sing out loud with my headphones on ... aahhhh
0	Soooo bored .. cba to do he now ..
1	Well what a day ! Not been too bad but am exhausted now . Happy to finally be with that special someone , i'm so very lucky ..
1	- Seattle's!
0	Didn't get to chat with her bud on here . Oh well .
1	Roffffllll :') ( Danny Jones is Full , Full Of Surprises )
1	Back home from a huge brunch and grocery shopping . Beautiful day in Chicago . Potluck meetup later tonight
0	haha no touching sucks & it's only the classroom part today but ugh boring
0	haha yeah . My iPhone = my life . Crazy . I get annoyed of myself at times . Why'd you get your phone taken away ?
0	fail .. retreating to bedroom now , lateline news on .. tired ... written talk only 7 mins long , spose rest of time can be playing around
1	getting ready for bed , damn those family guy marathons , keeps me on the couch
0	I need plans for the summer !
1	Listening to Keith urbans Sweet thing
0	Finding my old iPod after not listening to it for 4 years .. found so many #wobblers #not
0	d'oh , just tooo slooowww
1	I will try , its hard . I think youre being too hard on yourself . You can't have it together all the time Relax , Clear your head !
0	iPhone on her way to T-mobile repair center , hope she will be back soon ... Twitter on low level
1	Oh hi there Angie ! I don't know why you're thanking me . But then , welcome !
1	is going excited , going out to night xD WOOT ! got the Harajuku lovers fragrance ' lil angel '
1	sitting in church . Mixing Joel Rowling later today . I'm always busy .
1	and oh , take that from a Chinese-descent guy
0	I love coming down for breakfast ( still asleep , can't see anything , starving ) in the morning and finding strange people in my kitchen . #not
1	My friend just made lumpia for my bday . I had it with a Russian beer , a Leningradskoe . I've been quite international this birthday
1	Listening to " F**K Up " while I burn myself by the curling iron every five seconds ... #Irony
0	Im so glad i got to work all night tomorrow night to #not
0	I guess we want to think that bc it's BETTER than the truth .
0	I think I'll go and lay down for a bit ... I'm sad The house is too quiet
0	RT : #IRONY ! Banned #OZ , streamed #CHINA . beforeitsnews.com/international/… & expendable.tv/2011/11/col-ch… & news.com.au/technology/onl… #SCHAPELLE
1	like those tiny cute moustache or those manly Chuck Norris-like type ?
0	my uncles sick I want a schnauzer sp ?
0	I just clicked on a link on twitter hoping to see if the wings won , and it sent me to a pr0n site .
1	haha . Twitter has a latency today . Its like something stuck in its digestive tract .
1	Hey you
0	Just wondering Seth macfarlane on graham norton is the hair real #not sure myself !
1	Talking to my friends on msn ..
0	my boyfriend still isn't home
0	aye mi nina ! I speak great Spanish : / #not #rosettastonebaby
1	has so much 2 post on the blog ! maybe that will happen 2moro
0	NC #Democrat forces #ObamaCare down our throats but now condemns the VA for inferior health care ? #irony
1	on the plus side in 5 days it will be my summer ( Y )
1	Holy Moly all of a sudden I want a mocha frap ! Oh thanks for talking about Mocha Frapps all the time cuz like maybe a week
0	No autograph sign ups tonight
1	Going to bed . Goodnight , sleep tight , sweet dreams and have a pleasant tomorrow <33
1	happy Mothers Day !
0	Ok ! I feel awful and I'm so , so tired . Not funny anymore * squints as hurts sleepy eyes to look at bright screen *
0	#Please dont let her deter someone you enjoy to follow . #Not Laurel's fault .
1	I'm in the Foyles Jazz Cafe now and I want to eat everything . Have settled for apple cake . If anyone's about , then say hi
0	finally making that doctor apt . for my knew ...
1	owl city in toronto in september .. me and my two best friends need tickets . done and done . cannot wait ! i will honestly cry
1	i'm with my niece she's so cute & kulit .. hahaha ..
0	argh . stupid question again . should i still go to bangkok ? they say the H1N1 is really bad there .
0	ALL these Filipinos on the Miami Heat's dick ... I wonder why ? #sarcasm #readingfacebookcomments #shitisprettyfunnyactually
0	I didnt realize how much i needed the internet until I lost the ability to have it !! Im sad now
1	Sorry I am missing the liveness . I must go shopping with my mommy . You guys have fun ! Love today's pics .
1	Ahaha . Sign me up to be your Jap step-brother ?
1	Studying on memorial glade on campus . SUCH a beautiful day - warm , slight breeze blowing , & no one around
0	not feelin 2 well im not sick , jus feel like blah ... ( especially my stomach ) anotha 7 hours 2 go , but workday is so far so good .
0	I love when I have a fever for no reason ... Cool #not
1	LOL
0	I'm up thinking about Angelia I think I heard her crying in my dream and now I can't go back to sleep . I miss her
0	ah everyone is seeing that before me .
0	Hope he isn't as all he's managed is to take us from 12th to 13th . Not exactly progress
1	- living my life the way I want ejoying things the way they should be &+ countin down the days till school ends &+ then drama free heh
1	six flags was alright not as much fun as last year
1	heading to nashville with and his girl ! excited to meet my potential new home
0	RT : I'm about as confident as a wet turd .
0	I just love seeing my ex's family every time I go into town at home #NOT
0	I love seeing Kendall work in his own band but he didn't promote btr 24/7 like this . #irony
0	How much #irony would there be in me to move to a place known as the Meatpacking district ? #SexAndTheCity
1	Baaaaack ! Damn zombies , can't stop thinking about them :'(
1	need Tea , basking in the sun , in Peasholm Park , and on the North Bay sea wall really is exhausting Scarborough is glorious today
0	- My color is rad . And yes , I'm that bored right now .
1	Paige's Pantry : Kit Kat and M&M Birthday Cake - ... [ pic ] ( via ) it looks delicious !
1	keep rockin and keep knockin whether you Loubouton it up or Reebok'n .
1	Hahaha watching Real Life Twitter
1	Seen it Enjoyed it though
1	We love you too !!
0	Great conditions for some rock fishing today ... #sarcasm There are actually some people up there doing… instagram.com/p/nmZyqpB3DE/
0	Tired and just want to sleep .. All i get it agg ! #not #happy .
1	so how was your birthday gorgeous ?
1	probably the coooolest thing we've ever done
1	Can't stop listening to the " Once " soundtrack . Like , at all . I think I'll watch the movie again tonight before returning it to Netflix .
0	seriously :O baby eels ?
1	- This is for my money making plan ...
1	OHH that ? lol im not even quite sure haha
1	On an african safari in the wild
0	Death sauce ..... feel alive #monkeybar #blairs #chilli #sauce #death #funny #irony #pub #club #delhi #nightout # ... pic.twitter.com/WsgWVhwWLm
1	when are you coming to Belgium ? we wanna see you !
1	haha still and , there is only 17 school days left , not 21 .
1	Just realized that ALL of my blip songs suddenly r unavailable ... no wonder " Cry Me A River " kept playing over & over & over !
0	at school and my friggin teacher wont give us our year books till after activities ..... when everyone else has them .... * Int . Graduate *
1	Guess it was too much to hope for me to have a nice relaxing Mothers Day !... Happy Mothers Day mommies
0	just followed me and I got excited for a second #not
1	Husband has fallen asleep face down on the carpet awwwww ! He looks so sexy when he sleeps .
1	thanks 4 the rt !
0	my mom just told me to become a nun and my brother told me to be amish #whatagreatfamily #not
1	agrees
1	H from Steps more like
1	ThankS !
0	I'm pretty sure your literally going to go legally insane from all the drugs your taking ...
1	sooo tired and sore but had the best night
1	OOH sounds like a proposal I cant turn down !
0	Made up a chemistry test already today , now I have an in car . This is definitely how I want to spend my Friday night . #Not #HelpMe
0	LOL , that's not hypocritical . #Sarcasm
1	I'm actually pretty mad that I only recently discovered because they are literally brilliant
1	aww good , im glad u had fun 2day was chill . mostly stayed in the house & finished a load of homework :p im happy i finished lol
1	hanging out with Cody i love him so much
0	Packing for Miami ... Massive errands with a sick 4 year old ...
1	about to go home .. such a boring day at the office .. did finish S1 of Supernatural though always a plus ...
0	Bummer , Scooter has a flat tire
0	I read about that yesterday . Poor puppy
1	Check with your wife , but I think we're having dinner on Friday .
0	I know ! The crappest thing is that the whole time I'm at work , he doesn't tweet because I leave at 4:30 & that's only 11:30 there
1	In terms of TV land , so to speak ...
0	Flu && cramps at the same time
1	I will likely spend more time ironing Than practicing my keyboard parts . #priorities #irony
1	Still joking around with Anette about what you said . I would never have dared to say anything like that I owe you !
0	I am sorry for being a little late to start today
1	hey can i stay at yours saturday night ? if your not busy ? you owe me a 3 am maccas stop
1	today is a very special day 4 me i feel great ... i feel soo happy don't even know why !!! i think is God xD
0	Could LITERALLY cry waiting to get my eyebrows threaded
0	come visit me ! im all alone
1	FINALLY I HAVE A NEW DOLLLLLLL thankyouuuuu girls !
0	I know but I usually have to do summing else on that day and they are usually too far away ! I'll keep a look out though X
1	Going to bed with michael bible's beautiful voice in my ears . Luuurve him
0	Now that I'm awake I can't wait for more soft food and cotton in my mouth #not
1	wow , i have won the final match at mojizu.com! !
0	I hate it when people don't know when I'm being serious or if I'm being sarcastic #sarcasm
0	I'll be in town for the carnival and festival . Yay . #Sarcasm What fun is it if you don't have any money because nobody pays you back ?... :/
1	lots and lots of fun
0	aaaah it's all over , okay , watching the one show for michael noww (:
1	get her a mothers ring or some roses ! [ I Hope <3 XOXO ]
0	Tried to pierce my lip . Fucking failed and it's crooked . #Winning #NOT
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
0	just bought a mito for my crappy micra now got an 8 week wait for it to be delivered
0	Lets go out to eat so we can listen to people's kids cry while we try and enjoy our food that we're paying for . #not
0	3:30 pm fundamental buy catalyst just around the corner . Oh and Tuesday on deck ! #sarcasm
1	Oh , yay ! I love hotel cable ... up next : Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire ! OR Yes Man ! Votes ?
0	i will be miss him
0	You know you go to a caring school when all of your classmates are actively paying attention to your graduation speech #not
0	RT : We Don't Need No Education by Pink Floyd is on while Anna and I are skipping class on the last full day of school #irony
1	i'm going to wash the bike today . I've got rain stains on this think and it sucks ! might as well get those WWW's washed
0	So bored at home cbf going anywhere but I want to ....
1	finally got to sleep at a decent hour tonight . . . only to get woken up again . . .
0	Life is awesome #sarcasm
0	but im going to miss all my friends but ill see you in 1 year
0	My wakeup alarm was bestfriend ... Hailll nawww .. School again
1	do you know any camera shop kuta , bali with good price ? thanks
1	its all about Patrick and Kage and all the other HottieS !
1	Cannot forget these(HUGS )) to you .
1	Happy birthday
0	Big plans for the summer and I mean BIG . HUGE . MASSO . #not #lol #jk
1	well I'm too tired to scare anyone tonite so I will try again another day LOL Nite all
0	, hey I just had my birthday , and you missed it . Just messing , how's Chicago ?
1	For my DC area friends who take metro : - great blog . They're also on here as #wmata
1	Oh web servers are getting hammered like nobody's business . Folks must be interested in APB after the G4 hit we just got .
0	Dear phone , It really makes me happy when I don't get text messages people send . I mean so happy . #not #ihatethisphone
1	France is nice isn't it Hope you all have a nice trip .
1	Heading out to car boot sale - hope to find some swanky things
1	OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS ?!?!?!?!?!?! TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SO AMAZING . ONE OF GOD'S BEST CREATIONS : X
0	Getting a patio set into a minivan that's always a fun time #not
1	PANCAKES r delicious so is bacon if you think so also please I .. " I "
1	Roger is famous vendor from Dodger Stadium . Tonight he said he's only pitcher in major league not getting paid $ 1,000,000 .
0	Congratulations - I look forward to seeing you work ' in the flesh ' so to speak
0	I'm just so excited for surgery I can't sleep !!! #sarcasm
0	Just changed my whole twitter to a summer theme life is exciting #not
0	#Irony : Intolerance , violence and hatred ~ Which no religion teaches us . Yet , they are practised like a religion everywhere .
0	Keep telling the class how some bar tender offered you tequila shots !!!! You definitely look like you could pass for 21 !! #not
1	Silvia ! Right now , I'm soo curious !!!
1	isn't that so funny ?? i said to my mom , when you visit we can workout together !!! she said are you crazy ! thanks it's so much
0	Love days I actually do my hair then walk outside and it immediately frizzes up #not
1	Great Sunday , not all items finished but great day
0	#drunk #not affiliated with mickey #should i just delete fuck ! #yolo
0	Out of clean clothes . Wearing one very dark brown argyle sock , 1 black christmas decorated nylonish sock , and some brown/tan canvas shoes
1	Most discouraging baby name EVER . #Sarcasm instagram.com/p/nl1_N9wWkn/
1	please follow me
1	OMG !!!!!!!!! I'm so happy for you !!!
0	ahhh broken hearted girl video ... gets me everytiiiiime . I cried . and cried . I love heeeerr !
1	finished first draft of the article , will soon head to Hampstead Heath to enjoy the sun . BBQ later . Bcos I'm worth it !
0	Shocking ! #sarcasm #raw
1	Hehe , updating my resume by putting everything about Subway in the past tense
0	I agree-which is apparently the weather AGAIN this week
1	GREAT !
1	It will
1	my horse is brushed .. now i have to convince somebody to go riding
0	It's just so much fun sleeping in a house that is hotter than he'll and you sweat all night #not #sucks
1	I love my boyfriend . "' m out of class " " shit ! " " well .. i can walk slow "
1	School .. So bad ! Hey , good morning
0	today was so-so lots of work , AHH i need tickets
0	bike riding ? no ... stupid weather
1	I love it too I get in a zone when I'm transcribing .
1	meh I've got 2 large pieces already . Shouldn't be a problem . Just need sugar thru the whole thing !
1	I'm so glad we can too ! I was so confused , but I think I'm getting a hang of this now . Have a relaxing sunday honey !
1	I will remember that
1	LOL cool ... how much for postage and delivery ?
1	ooh quote tattoos are always awesome Or music lyrics or the like
0	No don't do it . The only bad part will be when someone on Wall Street tries to short sell & drive down the price . #sarcasm
0	It always builds confidence in the system when the so called ' experts ' don't seem to have a clue ... #NOT
1	READY 4 THE 2ND BOOK BETTER THAN TWILIGHT !? ---- Carrie - Stephen King
1	doing laundry , when i get back , id like to recieve a million replys <3 tytyty
0	Or somewhere is the deep South , like Jackson . " Welcome fans to another season of Jackson , Mississippi Yankees baseball ! " . #Irony
0	work
1	BLOGGGGGG TIME JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA MISTY ME LOVES U , ACTUALLY AUTUMN AND MARCOS ME LOVES U 2 , 2 ! U 3 " rock my world ! "
0	Emma that was sooooooo funny #sarcasm
1	Since we know it's the worm who gets up early who gets eaten , shouldn't we learn from this lesson & sleep L8 ?
0	I'll have to write a tutorial , hee ! I'm sad that it isn't being developed anymore .
0	New phone ordered ! First message ever ! Good day so far ....... now to kill the moths
1	Currently in a very very small airplane in dallas going to amarillo
0	Wow dontcha love when guys are jerks around their friends #NOT
0	Well this was just the best fucking day I've ever had #not
0	Of course ... I just got my first ( random guy on IG ) DM . #irony Can ppl see if you look at they msg & don't respond ?
0	Don't be like this Please , just tell us if the answer is related to the N97 . Please !
0	I miss Danielle ! I didn't want her to leave rehearsals in the AM :/
0	it ? s raining all the time
0	I don't even remember what's on there !!!
0	So , I am moving there in July , which is my Summer , but its winter there ? I hope its not too cold
1	Drinkin tea through a straw
1	watching back to the future with kelsey
0	Interview in the morning I'm gonna be ohhh sooo tired
1	That's the spirit
1	morning , still in bed dont really know what to do today but really dont care this is what a like about summer
0	Hoping it don't rain before I cycle home
1	Headin 2 vegas 4 the fight ! Time 4 sum Pacman ! Flight is packed with Filipinos Pinoy pride ! ( via )
1	So I was excited to hear about #Chucks renewal . While I loved how they ended the finale I can not wait to see more .
1	Happy Birthday MOM ! You deserve so much more than I can give you
0	not feeling too secure these days
1	omg we so did we would just like sit in english and talk bout moleman ahh those were the days
0	I may not be able to go out with Zel and friends his coming Saturday .. how sad ..
0	Now I am really motivated to fly to LA to see a game by that team . #not
0	I should be in that photo
0	Shout out to god for making my life worse and worse ..... man ur awesome #not
0	Taking a rest from driving at a citgo . Kristin is getting frustrated with my driving
1	oh no prob ! I mean it !
0	Diarrhea is not funny .
1	Thank you got a ways to go lost some weight ? I'm okay Thank you . I'll be praying for your Mother and You
0	Princess opens her window and The prince entersBella opens her window and Edward enters Me open my window a fly enters #why #not #boy ?
0	I love hearing lies made about me , totally boosts my self esteem . #not
0	wow ! Some publishing company is claiming this original song of mine is owned by them ... #yeahright fb.me/13jFuA06c
0	Only reason I've never seen red dawn till today in class was because I thought it was a chick flick , totally wrong #irony
1	thanks for following Nice meeting you
1	wah i want the Project Natal
0	Aaron gets a train too ! I just spent 5 minutes talking to him . Now i have to catch my train .
1	Just ate some great food ! Fajitas de pollo con queso melted !!!!
1	Morning all ! I am so blessed and so are you !
1	check out review for the movie Fighting - Hilarious !! leave this guy a comment !
0	Misu ate a bit early this morning , he seems to be back to normal , but still we're going to the doctor , since he threw up again last night
0	up at 10 , slept at 5
1	okay , looks like it's to be lunch and shake . this is good
0	Did you try a real functioning one ? We went to the Rogers store and they only had non-functioning display models .
1	awww u make me feel so special . I really appreciate that seriously . I will not let u down .
0	Just went home , my team lost the match with two points I really miss playing with them !! :'(
0	Too hot in my room
1	-shakes head- NOOOO I LOVE YOUH MOREEE
1	at the library like a nerd
0	aww cleo RIP i remember cleo from an episode in the hills , lauren and you were talking about cleo that he was a very good pet
1	Bye , have a good time .
0	Gonna die at home tomorrow again . Prolly swimming tomorrow . Saturday have tuition Sunday , drums and swim . What a boring life i have , god .
1	You seem very industrious
1	wait a min . a girl from LUMS being forced to talk less ? sweet irony . welcome to the club
1	ehehe I think I agree . but I read some article that I can't find that doomed something of sun , if IBM bought it .
1	Hey Danny - looking forward to your Brisbane Au concert Aug 8 ! You pulled me up on stage in ' 92 . Definitely a highlight !
0	Taking care of my sick baby I hate how you can't take away the hurt .
1	I'm full off some mickey D's .... Mmmmmmmm
1	my sister and her boyfriend just off back to Reading , was cool having them over
0	Its funny how I get so tired , lay in bed , and then stay up late cause I cant sleep .
0	I love when someone goes on their 30 minute break and takes an hour to return #not
0	noo she's gone isn't she ???
1	- Me and my cool pen called Bob
0	I wrote this to say that being wrong isn't a sin . Then I was told my " wrong " beliefs mean I'm not even a Xian . #irony wp.me/p3ncHv-fa
0	That stinks
1	thanks I will send you all some good recipe's too so we can eat and tweet lol
0	lol i wouldve got bored of if it wernt fer her frends #irony
0	right now ... try to understand my last mandarin lesson !!! ... so
1	about to leave for the kiro
0	" I would rather look at a vagina than a dick " - Halie #wisewords #not apparently dicks look like Squidward's nose or elephant trunks .
0	I always wanna clean when I wake up at 8 #not #whymatthew
1	we did indeed see the BRB last night . The Dance House was our favourite , even though you've gotta love Elite Syncopations
1	nice to finally meet you last night ! the show was amazing as usual
1	Comeee on Chelsea
1	I want a netbook #suleatunbirthdaylist
1	Arrested in the hotel
1	day trip to Neuchatel
1	GO RANCHER BOY ! GO !!!!!!!!!!!! that's so badass .....
0	EEEEK ! that stinks
1	Seems like you like certs ? at least based on your msgs
0	Just ate a chicken salad .... my tummy hurts
0	Great decision , but I don't think the environment had too much to do with it
1	I LOVE IT TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
0	#food #funny #fat #quote #funnyquotes #sarcasm #quote #quotestags instagram.com/p/nngo5bQWDd/
1	Watching this episode on hulu
1	Again with the series of great emails this morning ...
0	But , But we are racist #sarcasm
1	can't wait to meet the lovely lady on Sunday
0	Lolol #GoodMornin ... \nMy homiee Oscar slowww lolol , he ONNAT w/ mfs ... LOLOL He trinna beat some ass lmaooo\n #They #Not #Ready #Broo lol
1	Very true . The magazines should be full of tests soon .
1	Hey how about a shout out to Proud serving member of the US Army
1	is finally off to bed at 3 something in the morning ... tonight was one great night , thanks to my college friends ...
0	Damn if only I lived in the DMV Definitely applying next year , if you're taking apps !!! LOL ~+~ JRG ~+~
0	rain ! oh no !
1	The main homie a . slash BBQ'd !!!! Yeahhh headed there .... Wine kush n food LOL
1	yeah , that's pretty much Leopold to a T
1	Bed time !!! Sweet Dreams
0	Cristalizei a minha Soul Separator . Ass if ya would know something !
0	I love doing nothing when it's so nice out . #not
1	Happy Lol he's a arrogant man . & very money hungry . Money is the root of all evil . Greed 1 of the deadly-ist sins .
0	me & Kevin have such a sweet , loving friendship #NOT
1	cozy and cute . i feel like there should be embroidered blood drooling from the bunny mouth
0	Ugh work till 6:30 * I <3 MDP > ne1 *
1	Only 7 days to see JB ! Im so happy
0	want to talk about it ? as we tan , of course
1	you're so sweet prettiest singing voice ever !
1	I agree !
0	Omg ! i just heard that John Cena has just got married on the weekend . But people are saying that hes getting married later this year !
0	Anyone know where I could find a video of a girl getting hit with a shovel ? Can't seem to find one anywhere ... #sarcasm #everyonetweetedit
0	It's so fun being home alone all morning till I have work . #Not
1	I WOULD HAVE TO LOOK FOR THE CDS ! but i will look
0	converting gossip girl for ipod (: but its taking forever !!
1	agreed ! i didn't expect to like it that much , but once someone died via boat propellor , i was hooked .
1	DAD IS HERE !!!!!!!!! We're going out for dinner , bye !
1	Might be seeing my goober so excited I can not sleep now ... I have to be up at 8 ... oh well
0	At school for project . Already awake for like 3 hours , have school untill 18:45 then I have to travel 2 hours back BORING
1	At jennas . sleeping . doctor early . pool all day
0	I used to be so good at buns and now I literally cannot do them
0	IS BACK TO WORK
1	And for those people who do know me , we'll you've got no excuse .
0	It's dark already at 10pm in the middle of summer I wanna move from the uk
1	thanks for the #ff
0	man you will not believe me I miss her every day and her #mustory too
0	Congratulations on ur big win you looks amazing and deserved it (: P.s hannah monatana is amazing ill miss watching it x
0	Tomorrow will be exactly like Sunday .. homework homework homework !! #sarcasm #whydoesmylifesuck
1	Ok , its good now !
0	I missed sister's graduation from high school because of the huge number of projects I have #still #not #over !!!
0	Danes attempts to try to turn the music down ... #not today
0	can't find halo DWA
0	Heard the weather was beautiful for all the graduating seniors out in Daytona today ... lmao #NOT
1	Hahaha screw you verizon
1	It's okay will love you anyways
1	Time for bed ! Goodnight !
1	DiscoBlahBlah : It was good . Pixar put some strong messages in it . It was good .
1	oh wonderful , mashaAllah ! which law school ? yay i'm so proud of you ))
1	yeah , I can hear ... so cool !
0	Going to be running on 5 hours of sleep tomorrow . Perfect #not
0	we forreal have too ! Going too miss our challenges of sewing so much ! . #not
0	is wishing she knew what 2 do !!
0	feels really ill and isnt happy about it at all spoit today plans
0	she's miserable she's literally watching her crush about to kiss yuli
0	A POSSIBLE #DOCUMENTARY ABOUT PEOPLE THAT OBTAIN SUCCESS OUT OF PHILADELPHIA- MOST NEVER MOVE BACK HERE ... - #IRONY ...?!? -99BG
1	William Shatner ! No way !
1	yes we should ,, it would be awsome !!!!!
0	angels & demons was a disappoinment
1	I agree with you Steph . I can't wait til Weds !
0	really bored right now
0	How come ohhilary.net tells me " This IP has been banned " ?
0	I DO LOVE CREEPER RAPIST
1	I win arguments . I always win arguments . Even if you're right . I win . #me #not #u
0	Change British spelling to American spelling or risk being hung as a spy for the Queen .
0	After a long day of work and then babysitting tonight .. lucky for me I get to work again tomorrow ! #wahoo #not
0	Their sports team name is apparently " The Rebels " talk about #irony nbcnewyork.com/news/national-…
0	Aaaaand the dog just farted in his sleep . #Wonderful #Not
1	DAVEY !
0	isn't an effective tool for gov employees b/c they have to get communications approved . #irony #fedmedia2014
1	You know , there's only two M's in summer .
0	WHAT !!!! david archuleta went back to LA ?? hope he can come here again
0	// Huh ? Are you feeling sad ? Did anything happen ? How's Nucki ? * worried *
0	RT : The ones you want are running , the ones you don't want cling .. #IRONY
1	my ' official ' NC report : absolutely beautiful ! It's lovely here and very international . I'll come back
0	12 hours to go follwed by another 12 tmrw \nLove workin the factory life #not
1	GOOD MORNING JUDE N GELLI !!! Requesting the show by lenka thank youus ! hi to the g crew !!!
0	the second comment gives me to much adoration and appreciation and hope for humanity . This is our future . #sarcasm
0	i would be all over that if i had $$$
1	why limit your story to 140 ch . Tell all what is #annoying you at
0	#Irony on the 101 . Also #traffic 101 North Freeway instagram.com/p/o32hZPH550/
0	You never come to Canada ! It's depressing
0	if I get zero retweets will you answer me ? #sarcasm #desperateThough
1	: hello to you as well
0	BACK AT WORK !
1	going to the JFK graduation ceremony . congrats seniors !
1	not really ... they're just fashion victims
1	What a glorious day
1	just interrupted myself watching GG to say OMG THEY HAVE THE COOLEST PHONES ! haha love it when they send things around
1	Harlem Knights !
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
0	#you are a copy artist #not a fashion artist #TakeOffJustLogo #sufi rights#
0	Inventing the wheel in progress , audience segmentation done blind kinda sucks
0	Going to Chinese General Hospital for a general check-up . I'm so nervous !
0	Booooo ... I want to sleep just a little bit longer .
0	ughh i have all these nasty ass bug bites from North Carolina on top of my bruises on my thighs ... NO BUENO ... no shorts for me this week
0	I tell you what , bouncing on a trampoline in bright sunshine really does wonders for the hangover #not
1	Its chill wit mom day lol !!!
0	You can see #StephensonLance doesn't want to be with the #Pacers . #SoLongBetterLuckInNY #Not
0	herh soo yu dey ... herh u dowg me oow .... de way i dun miss yu no eer #IRONY .... hope errone nd errfin is cool nd good at home .. #TG
1	good job ! Half a Marathon in such time , never thought you could run so far ! ;) haha , nice days in NYC !
1	hahaha , a little chilly for April huh ?
0	It's such a wonderful feeling when my own brother makes fun of my hearing problems . #not
1	Jordan u need to txt : mjwjaj to the number 40404 for me to fix ur twitter -toy
0	So happy I get to mow grass tomorrow and the next day . #sarcastictweet #unfortunate
1	Bom dia , quase tarde twitters Acordei feliz -t Ouvindo Only The Strong Survives . Decidi n ? o desisti r do twitter Q
1	how much of it is going to be left by the end of the day ?
1	Haha , hey im not stubborn .. i respect the spirits within ... youll be recording in tracks soon youll experience it soon .
1	My favorite makeup artist made my day
0	My favorite part about road trips with Amy is her loud singing while she's wearing her headphones #sarcasm
0	POLLING #MADNESS \nVoters #NOT ASKED to produce MEANS of #IDENTIFICATION its #ILLEGAL to ASK #VOTER to PRODUCE #PROOF of IDENTITY
1	So I'm in Costco last weekend ... and upon reaching the beer aisle , I see " Kirkland Signature Craft Beer " ... it doesn't suck
0	Not having a great day so far
0	Yeah , no need to swing the bat there .. #sarcasm
0	College , highschool , grade school . Walang nag-aaya ng reunion ! Summer life , brothers . This is the life . #sarcasm
0	neigh shit ! I wouldn't have known at all ... #sarcasm
0	Can I sleep #no #wonder why #been woken up and driving around swansea #not good #stupidme !!
1	yup
0	More than a hundred pages read of #genetics and #chemistry all day tomorrow . #MySummerIsGreat #Not
1	Ha , time for bed . Which really just means using Tweetdeck ' til I collapse of exhaustion !
1	it's not THAT huge . at least you won't lose all the productivity that goes down the drain w/ windows
1	Blog de uns colegas meus de BH
1	aww ! that's so cute . my other crush too . my cousin's thought he's my bf ! coz his my partner on our prom . and were very ...
1	happy sunday , dani .
1	- lil baby grasshopper ? i found in my apt caught him & put him outside
0	Watching Doctor Who marathon , SciFi channel-brilliant ! Will b sad to see Tennant leave #1 Doctor , Eccleston right behind
0	A lot of Tribe Tweeters today . #Not #Bandwagoners DONT BE A FAN COME OCTOBER IF YOU CANT BE A FAN TODAY .
1	If you like McFly , please follow , thanks
1	Just got home ... should have been in bed for two hours already . I'm too old for this shit .
1	I'm down for ya baby ... ( shoutout ta D.C )
1	Heyy we all needa hang out soon !
0	On the way to the drive-in & starving
0	My prayers are with you <3
1	Right after I finish writing and posting the new Cat & Muse interview w/Jet .
1	mine go through spurts when all they want to do is video games . This time of year it's outside most of the day . YEAH
1	Notebook ... what a marvellous film
0	sorry u feel that way walking away aint easy ...
1	Wings !!!!!!! 5-0 Zetterberg's goal this time !
0	Color run Sunday will be so fun with my wrist . #not
1	You're not wrong ! I'll be burnt to a crisp !! lol
0	I love how I can - could - easily read and tweed while working . With twitter.com I'm reloading all the time
1	coming back from the 112 pancake house w/ the cousins
0	A smoke-filled Evensong ; a cold , dark night . Reminiscent of student days in London & Oxford , yet so far away in time and space
0	mike left today went to work I miss him he's burnt like a lobster its sad He comes back tomorrow !!! YAY !!! Best weekend ever
0	Think it might be about time to separate my work and personal facebook profiles . I can't be on 24 hour " untag watch "
1	May I just say that my blip.fm playlist is finally something I can listen to without adding songs ?
1	had a good night , love my best buds in the world !!! adamcheeeserosie
0	Me trying to flirt with a boy is like trying to remember a long lost art , because it literally hardly ever happens . like ever ...
1	I wish everyone a day full of love , hugs and sweet surprises !!! Just believe ...
1	they are devilish pictures . well most if not all .
0	everyones just set to " Away " on msn .. nobody to talk to :\
1	oh my fkn god , i love supernatural !! i've seen all of season 4 before it came out on australian tv
1	Fully ready for my driving practical .....
0	not even jealous of anyone who's off today for the bank holiday #sarcasm #LuckyPunks
1	Bodega tickets up fpr grabs this hour . Plus my " Gimme the Night " track . Think Ill play one for the weekend
1	I'm going to bed now good night !
0	Had to leave . It was pouring . i took pictures before it washed away though .
1	I should really make becoming more patient a priority , but I don't have time for that nonsense .
1	Very smart Advertising in MS Powerpoint decks -
0	wants more lunch as her sandwich was insufficient .
0	Caleb was a lot of help with my Econ paper ! #sarcasm
1	You're welcome
0	It's not like I had places to go or people to see #not
0	god damn what is wrong with people ? What a nice end to your birthday Geni got kicked off master chef .
1	Doin the Damn Thing Here at the Crib .. Bout to Watch Star Trek ... Yup
1	haha if life were a musical ! Ah good chaser times .
1	: means you're losing weight !! when was that a bad thing ...
1	Everybody wants somebody to tell them the truth but yet nobody wants to be honest . #irony
1	Myspace link for Poetics ?
1	Literally had like 10 " good morning gorgeous/beautiful " messages on fb but I only replied to one
1	Off to bed now : good night/good morning whereever you are
1	i have to agree with you on that haha
1	it was still fun though
1	time manipulation , instead of just our date or there original date how about , there date + or - a random # between x and y
1	Gave us enough time to have a * few * beers .
0	i should work out more often and more constantly .. I'm still tired from yesterday's racketball session ..
0	is still dizzy I blame that db at the gym for hurting me .
0	just eaten quite a large portion of " Half Baked " ice cream and now feel sicky
0	Happy Fathers Day !! i Wish i could see my son today
1	Everybody around the world is going to event supporting #rameshkharel to file petition against #baamdgautam #benefitofsocialnetwork #irony
0	#haveyouever wondered why danity kane really broke up
0	Drama on the train and it smells of wee #ilovetrains #not
1	I'm a size 5 , but I have to wear orthotics in my footwear if I'm attempting to walk so I can get away with a 6
1	Bamboozle ! Playing 5:55 on the Zumiez Stage . See you there !!!
1	I'm not watching it - just making provocative comments .
0	LOL that's great , #KathleenWynne preaching about honesty ! This is the best #onpoli #campaign ! #NOT
1	Will try to take a nap haha
0	haha me too . mostly because im not good at pretending to like people or making useless conversation . hows the weather eh ?
1	Major bad hair day , but o well , i'm so stoked ! I get to see you tonight .. maybe
0	: If Teresa thinks I'm waking up at 6 to weedeat she has lost her mind Kacie stay in bed I'll take care of it . #not
0	im at work and im gonna miss it
1	curtain shopping done ! Managed to buy new bedding too , so doing rather well today . Lunch next
0	that scared me
0	No one saw that coming ! #IRS #sarcasm theblaze.com/stories/2014/0…
0	This moment will never get old ... #Irony youtube.com/watch?v=3Es-RI…
0	I gotta go get some from the store .. 15 min , not enough time ... we're shote , huh ? I'll go to wal-mart on lunch and get some
1	is on my way to Baraboo , WI for everydays
0	Wow , great pic . #sarcasm RT This guy . Up next with our forecast . #kare11 pic.twitter.com/NPGuqtdaoB
0	I'm pretty sure I just started my period in class with sheer leggings on . A perfect way to start the morning . #Not
0	i've been up since 530 ! SMH
1	' shopping ' with <3 [ idk if i can go shoppin with 3 ? but I'll try ] | LOVE U MISSED U SO MUCH <3
1	June 12th ! ... Good Bye California , and Hello Vegas ! lol
0	nite-nite . L8r , tell me where or how 2 get emoji ? i dun has nun
1	Morning World !! Happy Monday ! Make the best out of today
1	have you Bing'ed today ?
0	I like how Wil told me he was coming down tomorrow .. #Not
0	Do people get joy from complaining about things with such little significance ? Take a step back , breathe , and re-evaluate your life . #irony
0	it's sunny out again , I have to go get my visa for Australia , I'm too lazy ... my back hurts , Az is coming from Canberra stressful !!!
0	Caught a pretty nasty high stick to the lipper this morning but not complaining cause it gives the illusion that I may be somewhat tough #not
0	with us rains
1	me not in male dude , im in Singapore . wil hed bak to male soon like in couple of Months
1	I tell u we shared tears , laughter n grew a few wrinkles from smiling way 2 much Mahalo Mahea I'm already missing u thanks 4 ever ...
1	we can finally relax-finals are over for all of us xD then comes summer vacay !! so excited ...
1	Twitter ..... nice link to people who are far away !
1	OMG , I get the $50 coupon from them all the time , do you ?? I'm obsessed with their catalog when it comes in the mail
0	Awww Oh my .. I've just realised .. I'm still doing revision now so that makes it like 8 hours work today !
1	Twitter Popups 2.0 with Bubbletweet - [ yep , popups are back too ... in case you've been missing them ]
0	awe i'm sorry love ! what's wrong ?
1	Hi Tori ! I designed the " Ladybug Tutu Bow Holder " hope you liked it !
1	congrats on starting the CPA Exam process ! VSCPA is on twitter too . Follow us .
0	I literally have ** no ** money right now . Nothing . I need to pay bills and the only thing that could help is my federal refund .
1	screaming the hell out of me
0	Yes , because I love sitting inside doing homework on a nice day ... #NOT
1	shit Maths exam 2mora !!! Oh Well revision on the beach i think
0	The next pet I'm getting is going to be invisible . Much less hassle that way . #sarcasm
0	This feud must continue ... #ExtremeRules #sarcasm
1	thanks for the #followfriday recommendation
0	ahan ... :) #Irony is that u turning from the primary issue as blamed by ansar bhai sab
0	I wish I could go but that is the same day as the independence jam . so im stuck babysittig and I work in the morning .
0	OMG I GOT 4 NEEDLES IN MY THROAT THAT WAS A PAINFUL EXPERIENCE STUPID TUMORS THEY DIDN'T EVEN NUMB MY NECK
1	I can't believe Charles Barkley thought he could beat that girl in a pushup contest !
1	yum yum ! Let's hope does not see it
1	getting feet wet back at duty station . not as much of a culture shock - infant diapers 2 twitter . both filled with small squirts .
0	Time magazine reports that rollerblading is indeed cool and making a comeback #not
0	Fell asleep before I started a book but at least I caught up ready for the early shift today ... still ... early shift on a sunday
0	Judging by your page i would say the exam did not go great
0	awready ! U kno itz all luv ! U should come out n kic it 2nite !
1	If we ruled the cricket world , it would be a better place
1	just wonder what should very thin people do - a " power eating " , I suppose
0	“ : It sucks to be ugly like me” #Sarcasm
0	erm .. This is hard ! AhH . Only 3 ... Sixfeetunderthestars-alltimelow Letmesign-Robertpattinson and I CAN'T DECIDE !
0	I could've told you abt audioporn ... or some form of it last week ... but that's ovr for me now ...
0	column was a great read . Random banner ad was for the Ontario PC party . #irony
1	Getting ready for our wonderful friends to come over for a cook out and baseball tonight
1	Craigslist.com, the only website on the net who doesn't need to create a version for mobile phones
1	pool todayy * Don't 4Get ;;
0	What a great day soo much great stuff happend to me today . #not #fucktoday #fuckthepolice and #fuckmyparents
0	Well this day just gets better and better ... #sarcasm
0	geography revision
0	TED Talk lesson : the secret to happiness is low expectations . #irony
0	Thanks god for this life full of smiles , of good friends , of love and of hapiness ! #sarcasm
1	- shiny new dragon tattoo
1	gotta get ally ready for her dance recital pics , oh , i'm just lovin ' this 90's dance party on my rhapsody !! bbl
1	Wow !! 25 years !! I just read that 2 group at Hannys- laughter ! time fliiies !! Next year ya gotta join us !!!
1	Excuse the weird nicknames i use , Ive got my little brother and sister on twitter now haha
0	I love that no one in my house listens to me even though I'm right . That's so cool . #sarcasm #sarcastictweet
1	NOW IM GONNA DOWNLOAD THE MOVIE SOUNDTRACK !! TEE HEEHEE ! DONT JUDGE ME , LMFAO0O !
0	The height of summer and I'm smothered with a cold #NiceWaaaan #Not
1	'' Yeah but you're good at history '' dad , I literally got the history award because Mr Whelan thinks I'm the bees knees
0	I sense so much disappointment in your tweet Heathcliffe !! #not #ftc
1	good morninggggg everyone , beautiful day in nyc , loving it
0	He must think he can still smooth talk me \nPahahah #NOT Try again brutha
0	saying you want federal support , then attacking the feds ... it'll totally work out well ! #sarcasm #CdnPoli
1	spending time with my good friends from Moscow
0	Here .. Eatting Smarties ice cream .. Bad tummy
0	I find it funny that Trudeau says members of his party must be prochoice then says it's about democracy ? #Irony #definition #democracy
0	I'm so scared/nervous for my finals .. i really hope i do well ..
1	tonight was amazing!I'm going to bed now . night everyone .
0	OOOoo *~*~ WANT . My green ones look scary
0	My ex use to randomly make accusations of me cheating on her . Her new bf is now currently cheating on her . #irony
1	on msn , this , facebook and listening to musicc
0	\n\nGheesh ... Repubs as swift to action on #IRS probe as they are on #Benghazi \n\n #sarcasm
0	we used to be terrified cos her dog always used to go under her chair when it was up & sometimes got caught in it !
0	Hrmm .. I don't know anyone with an Android phone , so I haven't had a chance to play with it .
0	Wowww so kid rock won and he's wasted , what an idiottt !!!
1	Oh yeah . Good point .
0	probs help if I put the right channel . that woman on newsnight seems like fun #not #snoozefest
1	First official day of summer vacation ! What to do , what to do ...
0	I seem to be losing followers everyday , I'm clearly doing something very , very wrong . I do apologise sincerely ... #sarcasm
1	Spent the day w/ watching footie & playing wii . Heading to town centre now for Japanese Fest to see crazy bands . Great day !
1	Of course you can come along . It'll be fun .
1	Work sucks bored out of my face . I think it's maybe time to buy a new dress x
0	i just read .... cant you go ?? oh what a pity ... but you will have other chances ...
1	#shaunjumpnow #shaunjumpnow #shaunjumpnow #shaunjumpnow #shaunjumpnow #shaunjumpnow #shaunjumpnow #shaunjumpnow #shaunjumpnow
1	Taking it easy driving down to Oceanside .
0	yeah , but i don't wanna leave the ppl here
1	I won Spider Solitaire ( on easy )
0	That glorious moment when your sleep , witch is pure jubilation , is interrupted by the sweet sound of some on getting up for school ! #sarcasm
1	going to see Coraline this week
0	RT : So surprised more of an issue hasn't been made of former LNP minsters warning & criticising current government . #chaos #ausp …
1	That's what im talking about ! MANNN , Im Coolio , man .
1	we're doing our cast photo and rehearsal today
0	Just watched Click and now I'm crying , lol . Also , foil art looks fun ! Dinnertime .
1	is bout to go to my brother's graduation from elementary school
0	
0	Really ? Parenting at its best . #Sarcasm fb.me/6sdPJpuBR
0	Gotta love when people take something that isn't about them and makes it all about them . #not #dramaticbitch
1	Going to Austin next weekend I think
1	I like straight forward Bout to pull a new breakfast casserole out of the oven .
0	Such a great day and I just spilled all of my coffee on my carpet . #sarcasm
0	no ones twittered ?
1	I know
0	can someone give me a flippin job ? just because i have no experience or proven skills and a weird face ...
1	Brightside ! Someone added you to it in the 1st place ! Plus i <3 you therefore you are in the Wikipedia of my heart
1	will you tweet a reminder right before ? I want to participate ... but need a nudge
1	i just found gilmore girls season 6 ong dvd
0	I wish I could be at the dallas show today , but like always no ride .
0	Skipping #swingdancing in lieu of rest . I'm a bit ashamed of myself
0	your a bitch quit ignoring me just because im not that sexy
0	The hardest thing I've had to do at work today was change my shirt for break . #BrokeArm #LivingTheDream #not
1	AAAAAHHHH the charming Oscar Wao ?? oooh oooh oooh !
0	1 fat bellend goes on a TV show , a survival one . He moans about having to help out the team then says " Get the camera out my face . " #irony
0	: bored as usual
1	I hit level 75 for my pally
0	Good luck sweetie , I hope that you make lots ! I wish I could come see what you have on sale !
0	Gross gross gross ! School
0	WORLD OF WATERCRAFT SUCKS ! Damn you Grand Thief Auto Four
0	I want to go to #twtrcon LOL ! Sounds fun , meeting all those people
0	i wanna go to the grove but i'm exhausted and sick . grad night was fun but i wish we didnt get separated roscoestastes soooooooo good .
1	Hate to say I told you so , but I told you so !
0	11yr old son squealing is not happy to mama's ears . #music #not
1	Yup ! Whoaa , that's awesome !! My family might be going to the Philippines next spring break , but I wanna go now . :]]
1	omg was sooo hot at the zoo !! i bought lil miss anberlien a baby gariffe for when she is born !! ( 361*816*0684 )
0	Think that racism only happens in your country ? Well , think again : I know Juan Pablo personally , a very nice guy .
0	so sorry
0	closed at work .. now opening at 6am hahahah !! #funny #fun #not #whyme
0	i wanna go lol .... have fun .... happy birthday reese !
0	Old friends venturing to Hampstead later :-D Shame Maxwell's is long since dead though
0	I wanna have REAL vacations .... working a lot more 2day
0	wanting to play raving rabbids
0	I literally have no one to share my love for pretty little liars with
1	Morning all .. having a nice cup of tea and the sun is shining
1	- You're so right .. Flawless was really good , but Diversity seem to have a better creative imagination . Luv the little fellow
0	i can't go to sleep !
1	I don't know about this mean girls style but you should use the classic windmill attack ! .... it Neva fails
0	Cesc must be dying to link up with Rickie Lambert #Not
1	that's terrible . I'm glad ur ok tho ... cars can eventually be replaced
0	Crap . They graduated . Now what ? Band is gonna suck now .
0	... that wont turn up til saturday
0	is driving to new jersey now and not watching the mets
1	Finally !!!! I haz giant squid god
0	i wish i could , but I'm going to see one direction instead , #not my idea !
0	S/o to all the motha fckn cardio i do . Didn't lose my breath once on any stairs yesterday at sixflags #cardiobunny #NOT #whencardiohelps
1	I was trying to figure it out all week . Thank you Marina !!
1	Anyone knows where in Paris I can buy 2008 Bordeaux at a reasonable price ?
1	with lexi , going on an summer adventure .
1	I am bored
0	Walgreens Photo Center : Where America Takes it's ^(digital ) pictures . Count the layers of #irony #35mm … instagram.com/p/onZG9QLtZ8/
0	You wanna know another pro of pregnancy ? Waking up to find you're leaking milk . Fucking love it I do . #sarcasm
0	I do , massively , just wish he could have wanked Groves before now #radio #not #easy X
0	posting pics of u at leisure is just rubbung it in enjoy ;)
1	Look who it is ! Our new little man in the family , Tito is his name
0	I missed my flight , bia ! I'm sorry
1	Out to lunch with the fam
0	----- ther its awesome wish i was there
0	Wolverine was awesome . To bad coz i see just HALF of the movie I feel really BAD for Tanz & Drew .. but i promise i'll make it up to them !!
0	Bronchitis ( twice ) , broken collarbone , concussion , strep throat , flu , and glass got stuck in my eye . It's been a great start to 2014 ! #not
1	its like you want half the girls on your friendship to die of a heart attack !! haha
1	thanks . i don`t know my section .
1	im bored but im loving the sunshine
1	i love them too babes if shaun doesnt win ... they best do .
0	Yay I get to go watch a softball & a baseball game tomorrow #GoSiblings #Sarcasm
1	happy birthday
1	Whoo !
0	I just love cars that don't go in reverse #not #mybodyhurts
1	sure did !!!
1	LOL copying my pics 2 the laptop i have 854 gonna b a while
1	its debut laterr
1	I will be eating soon ! but just outside Nottingham , does that count ?
0	ipod , as usual . thinkin . erm bored
1	Nice - cool - run around Elk Lake this morning . I luv the sun but overcast can be nice too .
0	Wendy Just brought me dinner & it's almost midnight . #youragreatperson #sarcasm
0	Remember at the beginning of the year when getting a finish was about as likely as seeing a unicorn ? Yeah , me neither . #UFCFightNight
1	Ah , I lived n Vegas , interesting city . Nice that you got compliments . Don't mind those dudes , they're onion heads . haha
1	ok , thanks again
0	You can tell me you made straight A's this semester all you want , but I wont believe you till you post a pic of your grades on FB #sarcasm ?
1	but u had a great time & they remembered u . That's more important . Think u scored extra brownie points with JK with that tee !
1	So , the reactions and the feedback has been great Thanks all for the support !
1	Its so nice to have money again
1	“ : Pretty Little Liars comes on tonight aka my life starts again . ” literally us
0	My mom refuses to send me to mace . argh !
1	My new ringtone ~ backstreet boys - i just want you to know , love it
1	YESSSSS !! MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC !! shweeeeet !
0	I feel like I am dying ! I am not even kidding . I have been puking for hours . I am finally done , but only because my stomach is empty !
0	Sitting on the Atlantic City boardwalk , a woman just walked by in a Ray Rice AFC Pro Bowl jersey .
1	I'm done with my #followfriday s for today .
0	im actually sad that i have to stop reading breaking dawn and go to bed xx
0	And this has been an absolutely wonderful end the to the worst weekend of my life . #sarcasm #overit
0	mee too ,
0	What happened to the Warhawk servers ? There's only 8 Official blue servers available : 4 CTF , 2 Hero , 1 Collection and 1 DM
1	love the wraps too ! Extra bleu cheese !
1	Hey
1	goodnight
0	wish i could but no . i've to study this weekend fr next week seminar .. i'll give her a call - this is the least i can do
1	“ : “ : PRETTY LITTLE LIARS COMES BACK TONIGHT YES”\n\niM LITERALLY SCREAMING” OMG YAS
0	So I pay thousands to an insurance company & it can't supply summaries or totals that make sense . #great #NOT so will see if Senator
0	Don't you love it when someone's so nice to your face and then is all over your boyfriend behind your back !!!
1	Kings of Leon - Revelry ... awesome song ?
1	not always * Girl a relationship is hard work but when u find that special person the reward is sooo worth it
1	thankyou
0	& that Ts vote to spend 1/2 the A+ money on tech & tests take it right back . #irony
0	i only do it with friends though . i don't let some random mofo use me . lies i let associates use me
1	Had fun with the bff last night ! Now a day full of baseball games Then possibly the family picnic .. ugh !
0	Yes ! Glad to have you back for a few more years ! #mediocre #not
1	how short
1	Good Morning ! Lis is jealous of Riley's ' rents for being out at sea . The pups got up at 5:30 but now are back to sleep so Lis can study
1	an early look at our shoe designer . please tell us what you think !
1	can yu follow me plz lol
0	Just cuz she plead the 5th doesn't mean there is any " there , there " #sarcasm
0	It don't pay much Mr Trump . Plz run for president ? Your a straight talker . #not afraid .
0	RT : My sense of humor has a select audience-Obv . no one in that group is on #twitter #sarcasm #amazing #Sarcastictweet
0	Sorry the #sarcasm asn't dripping off that tweet ;)
0	Well that was just a great way to be woken up ... #not
0	tho they´re nice so im back online , back in safety of my bedroom , so to speak lol
1	Apparently we're arranging a Sunfilled tweep up on our terrace this evening . BYOB . Who's coming ?
0	that was what happend to me and why I ended up switching so sorry
1	I don't think u should worry im positive u wul win
0	i know . WHY would somebody use my identity for a NEW PHONE ?! I mean ... I have other id but nothing " officially " recognised
0	hah i actually want to but your mom
1	Don't forget to watch the MTV Movie Awards ! New Moon trailer !
0	watching the Redwings beat up the Penguins . Wish it was the other way
1	* thinks she'll change her avitar * Funny Guy !!
0	i feel like you can only say that with pride if you didn't go through with it #irony
1	Can u give me the url for ur Myspace please
1	to the show ? Yes ... It was awesome haha how was the sushi ?
1	yeah i too likes it ..
1	is about to go play my wii fit
0	what is this ontd spam u speak of ?! I want mysterious followers , too
1	Hahaha . Good one ! So , I'm guessing you made the XXXFUCKBRIT account that is dedicated to following me . I'm flattered .
0	Home sweet home ... for not even a whole day ... how relaxing #not
0	no , sorry . Boney is my married last name . Good luck finding her .
1	timmysutton TIM ! The master manager of wokcano how are you ?
0	working out , laundry , bed . I have to go to work tomorrow SO much for a long wkend . 19 days til #Timor .. shiza
0	Serbian press as it best /Telegraf ' , oh dear - Lajovic -> I'll defeat you Nadal and back throne to Novak /yes , he said it #not /
1	Just finished cutting the lawns , beautiful weather today
1	Oh dear I just typed that ! sorry
1	Soo tired but goingg to jazminss housee . Excitedd my lifess prettyy sweet
1	no no my brothers gf Lucy made it . She went through my photos on fb and printed her fave ones and then made a collage
1	#irony But legit a good song . #keithurban #putyouinasong instagram.com/p/omlF-VN1Tc/
1	welcome to twitter , darling
1	post them !!
1	Your quite welcome
0	I just love when people confess their love to me #Not #Taken
1	I Don't Know , My Friends Out Here Seem To DisAgree But I Litter In NY Everytime I Get The Chance ! Its Completes The Experience !
0	Hi sorry about your break up we all hope you and Katie get back together !!!! ........ will you ?........
0	It's a beautiful day , but like normal I will be stuck inside at work all day ....... #perksofbeingaGraber #sarcasm
0	Poor has acne and ADHD . Will the horror ever end ? Can he get a break ? #Sarcasm
0	At work again ! Sunday , its sunny and im stuck in an office
0	Maybe if I get some air on these burning tires the fire will put itself out ... #Sarcasm #NotExactlyHowFireWorks
1	wishing for an extra set of hands and that I didn't need sleep so I could get all my projects done
1	Playing Canasta with the boyfriend and listening to the Elmo movie AGAIN ... joy lotsa fun lol
1	I am at work . I can't wait for my work day to end ... excited for our dinner and a movie date !
1	Whenever I follow a friend on social media that I know in real life , and they decide not to follow me back . #irony #gofuckyourself
1	On our way to a backyard wedding
0	The guy to the left is overrated because he wasn't drafted by his team . #sarcasm instagram.com/p/ojBQaCTZhI/
0	Happy birthday to the peace lovin ' guy who's inadvertently caused more death than anyone in human history .
1	hope u have a wonderful day & celebrate life and ur awsomeness today ! I know I'm gonna be celebrating having u for a friend
1	- with my dog
0	I woke up 11 !
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1	gooodbye everybodyyyyyyy !!
0	no answer what did I do wrong
1	Impressed . You would be as well .....
1	I literally stop what I'm doing to watch it . Most real & hilarious commercial on TV .
1	Hi , I want to say that you're wonderful
1	just when i'd almost given up hope !!!
1	First official day of summer . Going to a party which supports cancer research and the mall !
1	Benji Button , hot cocoa , and cuddles with my chubby kitten .
1	well , slightly more commercial here (* shocker *)
1	I couldn't find it ... o'well she still my girl ! Lol
0	Has anyone seen the Naperville Norths version of happy . It is amazing #sarcasm
1	Magnificent mangrove forest Sundabans in Bangladesh-India . From the sky of course .
0	Rylan screaming the house is on fire , never have I run so fast ... Funny joke bro #not
0	I miss him alrdy . I'm always trying 2 act tough , but in reality I'm not a rock , I'm human , & ive ths things called feelings .
1	LOL yep the bonfire flymo guy ,,, all the family went over night xxx morning luva
0	everything sounded amazing until you included Spiderman . #irony
0	I watched the clip of Jonah Hill on The Tonight Show , assuming he was about to apologise for This Is The End . #Faggot #Irony
0	yea go figure ... and probibly not in a good way ...
0	UGH !! I said it before ! Im the last person on earth who dosent have an IPhone
0	That awkward moment when Georgetown uses the wrong " your " #irony pic.twitter.com/hYQYCzAUUD
0	Oh god , a moth was living in a fucking power outlet ! ( Actually , my PowerSquid . )
0	I know , very upsetting ! Not the best start to the day ... luckily managed to recover contacts but pics of my cousins are gone
1	OK - here we go with a better quality #happy birtday #metapeople
0	The day I get off my cruise , Titanic is on . I wish I was on it . #not #carnival4life
1	#followsunday ???? One of my sexy amigas !! I invited her to Twitt & she is here now !! ENJOY HER AMAZING VAMPIRA EYES !!!! ))
0	muttering about mutter issues and file conflicts
0	bought myself a new pair of formal trousers coz I had none tht'd fit . I need to lose weight .
0	Ugh , I'm tired . Ready to go home .
0	The girl is in a blah mood because of father's day . It breaks my heart .
1	if you haven't already , BUY THE NEW MiTCHEL MUSSO CD ! it's awesome ! he's very talented .
0	So I've had the wonderland pass for 2 weeks now and I am probably not gonna go till after exams ... great #not
1	Heading up to nashua to hang out with some old friends !
0	Because you couldn't go out before ? Wow , I must have been so awful . Whatever ... #sarcasm
1	tomorrow night charity gala working on some pictures .........
1	I am listening to the music of Super Juniors of Korea . I so like the way they sing and dance . I hope someday i can meet them .
0	There's a coder here who looks like an older . He's called " the janitor " because he cleans up teammates coding disasters #irony
0	I cant sleep just want this week to be over ! Now !
0	#protectbyourself <> #when youbgo iutsidebut this is in your mind <> #not controlled over <> #by tecnorogies
1	head to the new forest ? Lymington is v nice with sea , forest , villageness and good pubs
1	I just came up with the best color combo ... by accident ! Now I just need to figure out how to design the rest of the layout .
1	Good Morning All ! x
0	see told you be in trouble with
1	Ruth andIwatched it last night !!! Great minds think a like or we are really bored .
1	great ! See it wasn't that bad huh ?
0	oh noes ! * hugs * hope you feel better oresty !!
0	Hope you find your laptop . I can't imagine loosing mine !
1	just because of that , i'm gonna update every chance i get
1	all done and what a fab thing your doing xxxx
0	Shout out to my dad and brother for being complete dicks #youguysarethebest #not
1	I gotta say the dude who's playing the Volturi Demetri in New Moon is well fit but I still prefer my hubby Aaron Johnson <3
0	So I just colored with Ava for an hour . Yeah my summer so far has been so fun #not
0	im sick of not having a phone . and im sick of not having any money . and im sick
1	Happy bday have teh biggest blast evah ! we love you !
1	He is just so damn quotable . ?
1	Just woke up . Have much better in my head
1	Thank you There's a lot of bloggers that do free backgrounds , and have instructions for you .
1	someone needs to come out with a song that goes ' i love the whole world . '
1	flowers
1	learning the rest of lovebug on guitar
1	Confront all obstacles and know that you can overcome them IF YOU LIVE LIFE WITHOUT FEAR !
0	So what y'all couple of the year now and shit ? #not
0	this weekend has decided to let me down ... first sunday plans fizzle now the saurday plans modified still excited abt meetin the brother
1	Don't remove your tests from the daily build , Agile Adolf will go nuts again .
1	Just home from #HermansHermits . Once again , Peter Noone is the consummate showman . That he handed us a CD didn't hurt , either .
0	have you studied for exams ?? im nervousss
1	Next tours ?!?! HOORAAYYYY !!!! Another one with The B would be fantastical !
0	today is a busy day . exhausting !
0	At least it's winter with you , summer here and it's 11 outside , so the woolies are back on plus the fire
0	is trying to study for exams , but my eyes keep dosing off . imma fail !
0	is going BACK to the doctor for the third time in a little over a month . Pray they find something to get rid of this ear infection
1	Home at last . Wossy and Jools tonight !
0	No No No ! It should not be raining !
0	Listened to podcast about mindfulness and living in the moment while forcefully trying to make my snap peas cling to chickenwire . #irony
1	It was a lucky find - that's one of my favourite pictures
0	I when coworkers don't show up for their shifts ! ..... #not
0	I see Potchettino is going to bring all his former young guns to Tottenham #NOT #COYS
0	Find it kind of funny has been thanked like 2 times by winners #irony
0	Well how's your guy's day going right now cause mines going spectacular #sarcasm
0	Just finished eating ... off to the track for 2 miles and then aerobics !!! Pray for my hair
0	Both gabe & I got shat on by birds this week . Aren't we just the LUCKIEST . #not
1	My Garden Is So Beautiful .
1	MEP elections here in Malta ... voted for the first time F1 soon in combination with business modelling and Economics - should be fun .
1	is spending some time at Pokertube.com
1	Goodmorning Twitter
1	yeah the service starts at 11:30 AM here . Gotta get time with the Lord !!!
1	Things have changed for meee
0	well sadly our generation is full of gorgeous women who don't love themselves on the inside so the outside don't even matter
0	I cannot justify 30$ on a new book
1	bingo so keep it pushing hun bun ! smile in the midst of it all
1	Because this happened half a dozen times , I didnt make as good of time today .
1	Love when stuff like this pops up on my front dA page thingy .
0	I almost didn't notice you drop to name calling because of the regular expression . #not
0	4gotn . legs brnt .
0	i actually think i am ... i had a mood swing when it went down ! LMAO and i have tennis elbow in my thumb from tweeting so much ...
1	pleasure Have a fab day
1	Oh yes ! I will deliver . We'll be making a post on about that . Follow me , and for updates
1	" Today's fortune : The course of true love never runs smooth " que prof ? tico
1	Hey Hey ! I'm sorry that I had to leave earlier work was calling .. I know you are way excited for the magic
0	Haha ! Hell yeah you are Mrs. Perfect . \nYou did not do any mistake ! \n #sarcasm
0	Fucking Cavs Getting outplayed my Orlando plain and simple . #NBA
1	you had it made , I only made about $1 an hour !!! and we're about the same age , I think !
0	I'd really love to play this UNKLE album downstairs with the sub thumping , but I don't need a visit from the police for a noise complaint
0	seeing the counter jumping up and down but still thinking you ? ll make it !
1	what fun are you speaking of ?
1	just baked a bday cake for my mom
1	Imma stay in your ass mister ...... lol
1	
1	Luvn the homemade beauty products joint !
0	is beginning to hate Saturdays . Off to work .
1	Finished sewing my hoodie and now I'm smokin ' . Tonight is good .
1	I have a friend with a partially deaf child . Sign language as a toddler was a lifesaver for their family .
1	i am LOVING your new hairdo
1	I think we'll disown you for * reading * the MS Expression Newsletter !
1	Haha ! My life is about as exciting as Dan Gaffney's regrigerator coil cleaning weekend activities !! hehe ! [ Don't feel bad Dan ]
0	If I'm #not what you want . Than what is it ? I can only #give so much .
1	That is the kindest thing someone has said to me in days . Thank you for the encouragement ! I really needed it . Made my day !
1	I think that Black by Pearl Jam is my favorite song of all time
0	Seeing a truck that spilled out dead animals was exactly what I wanted to see/smell on my way to Walmart . #NOT #EW #sosad
0	WOW . My life is so eventful .. #sarcasm
1	thank you , too !
1	getting ready to watch the bachelorette !!!! then its off to the gym and finally , it will be bedtimeeeeee !!!
1	karate tonightttttt get to see steph & antonia , woo
1	Kickin back on this gorgeous Saturday . Seth will be home tonight !
1	wowza , thx ! Pachysphinx occidentalis ! big hawkmoth ! " demonstrably secure globally " ~ howl , wish all other things were !
1	At anthony & dorine's home
1	w00t 5th element is on tv
1	Yeh , understandable . if it's close to a train line , then I can be in !
0	Well , I called that happening . Love waking up to that text . #not
1	so just looking around on the net ... wishing that i could afford that trip back to Europe of a month or two ... wouldn't it be nice !
1	i gotta go 2 watch a movie '' The Butterfly effect 3 ''
0	Someone should tell him that I'm a mahajir myself #LackOfSelfIntrospection #Irony :)
0	good to know you care #sarcasm
0	I feel stupid cause I thought you actually cared #not
0	I'm sad that I don't get 2 see my dad on Fathers day ......
1	Oh i know man . the fray concert tomorrow
1	How was the music fest ?
1	lol oh ok .. well n that case .. thank u
1	you are funny . I'm glad I'm following you . You are spicing twitter up . If only a tad
0	Trying not to break down in public is fun ... #not
0	Woah , Eyeshield 21 is ending ? I've only read the first 3 volumes ( so only 34 left to go ... XD ) , but it still feels like a Big Thing .
1	I am becoming such a MAC girl
1	hey miss genny
1	I ended up , true to form , doing nothing I do feel bad leaving dad the washing up but he didn't do any last week so balls to guilt
0	ok guys , have to turn this Laptop off to pack . tweet u guys on the road ! bbl ......
1	Thanks for the #followfriday
0	a bunch of people r inviting me to b-day parties ! i have to buy lots of presents !
1	ADD ME ON MYSPACE !!! myspace.com/LookThunder
1	Wow .. a few tweets about gay issues and all gay groups add me ^^ Aww , i feel special -- er lol
1	You should be more active if like people to follow you ...
1	I'm in an amazing mood ! I leave in a few to go pick up my love !!! I'm so excited to kiss his face
0	I never bought GH : SH . It was ' game .
0	... welp , lmaooo didn't see this coming #sarcasm #raw ...
0	oh my goodness , oww .
0	I knoww I was cryingg loads aww poor tom
1	I am into classical metal classic rock orchestra stuff just depends on my mude but I love rock mucis most of all and yourself
0	it was about pulling munters ...
0	Don't ask me how my day was , plz just mention shit I don't care about and then out because ur tired #sarcasm #atitsfinest
1	Taking my nan out today . We're going to do a bit of shopping and then nando's for lunch !!
1	is in form , listening to dear juliet
0	the notebook , the best movie in the world , i cried so much
1	WOoooooooo party at ceasers palace ! Free admition . Heard it was poppin ! As soon as we finish eatin , we there !
1	well i do and i am a 3rd person party thingo so yeah go me and he sooo does like i can just tell
0	can i have a little relax , please ? today's summer day and i must study , like ever , when i'd like to be on a tropical beach , or with vary
0	i'm kinda sad right now cuz i have to sleep on two different couches for the next 2 weeks ( not at the same time ) ;)
0	is itchy now .
1	its raining in RSA as well as bangaloreee
1	EP Kings holding their own against Wales . Kevin Literally having a fairly good game
0	Great coaching Scotty ! #Sarcasm
0	Took 3 e-mails + password reset to execute simple registration at site They gave me 39 char user ID ! #irony #CEX
0	in a delicious friday , working while sweating ...
0	Yay for spending my last $20 on a dress I'm gonna wear once #not #jokes
0	A customer just said I was stupid and the cause of their downfall . My feelings are crushed , boo . Truly . #sarcasm
0	Why the hell is it so cold in June
0	why are you sad , darling ?
1	Good Morning Tweeple !
0	My sister just burped on my face , omg that's so sexy #notreally #justkidding #sarcasm #eww #gross #pizzabreath
1	right that is a wrap from me , enormous week ahead
0	fell asleep and missed the party . that's how i roll
1	Getting some " ME " time ................ i'll take it at any time of the day !!
1	Xbox Live to Add Facebook and Twitter Integration orale .. #xbox
0	Can't wait to see all the stick thin girls at the beach this summer . #not
0	yes , but have u tried to add someone ? The list does not include nearly all the tweeps I follow and no option to type a name
0	I cannot wait to see how much my eye sight as changed .. #not
1	hello self .
1	HUZZAH !! Twitter is back
1	ok ... so I'm now using the laptop in my bed ... )) this is so fun ...
1	if u decide to share ur story , I send u my email .
0	Love holidays but hate all the prep we have to go through before hand . #lifesabeach #imsofunny #not
0	haha I know ! Totally sure we would have done that ! #not
0	One year in the job and interviews three CC with over 100 yrs in the job !!!! Makes sense #not #jobsfu £&ed !!!!
1	say happy bday to my friend LUANNA , please and ask tom to do this too
1	says english exam was easy .
0	i want to sleep !!!, but i can't
1	Doing training in Philly this week . Tonight going to venture downtown for a famous cheesesteak ( after a long workout of course )
1	Havin a rave at my sisters stall
1	There can be miracles when you believe . Though hope is frail , it's hard to care . Who knows what miracles you can achieve ? * sings *
1	another day , another week , another win <3 the LAKERS
0	I love doing nothing ..... all day . #sarcasm
0	I promise you're real cool if you drink alcohol in high school :))) #not
0	Why yes , I enjoy wiping your sweat off the weight machines before I use them . #gympains #sarcasm #notreally #yuck
1	Wolves fans invade pitch and all in a ood way Looking forward to Barnsley next week
0	who did this #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/Juga7kA5MD
0	im just gonna cry now
0	Looking forward to getting beaten eh !! PMSL #probowler #not xxx
0	Are you making fun of me ' cause I have no friends ? WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN WHEN ALL I DO IS LOVE YOU ? God , I crack myself up .
0	: you imposed ban on Pak , no offence , I can't afford traveling abroad either way #Pakistan #Sarcasm
1	HAHAHhahahahah !!! I was just being a Realistic Regina
0	You made this the best birthday ever for me !! #not
1	I'm following love ur girls ! will u both plz follow me ?
0	skateboard needed mine is dryrotted ...
0	journ ? e studieuse come on it's the last weeeek ...
0	v true . altho i was clumsily using the medium of #irony to call you selfish .. again . [ it's my new hobby ! ] #HaterInTraining
1	My kids actors board .... Photography by yours truly
1	it's time ?
1	bahaha ! and they mean two totally different things . lol .
1	I had a FABULOUS three day weekend with Jim . And he put together our first " us " piece of furniture , a bookshelf .
0	Um i duno wen the premier is and i think i have plans ... sorry x
0	me neither
1	Glad you're satisfied .
0	It's only Wednesday ? Oh god
1	didn't even notice , foes that make it ironic if you corrected it ?
1	#1 employment location of undocumented immigrants is the American home #irony #ImmigrationReform
1	Congrats on becoming Faber Drives New drummer !!!!
1	I'll stop the world and melt with you ... the cure
0	I just want to know why you're calling me because I'm just me #loner #not #Important
0	Yeah , I totally acted " surprised " when Lil ' Wayne & Justin Bieber walked Floyd Mayweather out to the ring w/ clowns . #boxing #sarcasm
1	Can I join .. Enjoy ur trip !
1	You're welcome . My pleasure .
0	Really happy with the people helping me through this huge change in life #sarcasm
0	Bitch you a damn fool ! I ain't fukn wit you , Alana , or eva again ! I feel like shit
1	That's cool . They look nice
1	nice i hope u gonna have fun ! Where r u going ?? Pls tell as !
1	For once thankful to our government for spending my hard-earned money ( but I still don't want their hands in my pockets ... )
0	Wish i could be playing on beta , but didnt get a chance to get the code
0	#BBCQT #UKIP don't have that many skeletons in the cupboard , as they aren't old enough . #labour Bint shouting about house building .
1	Home from the mall & got mommy's gift for tomrrow
1	seems I've abandoned the #dmb hulu gig in favor of some old school #afi , how's that !!
0	Same here
1	i'm following you already
0	" My head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it " ow ow ow
1	Can't wait for New Moon Night xxx
1	whoops , late reply . Kediri Java is bigger I think
0	warning : eating trailmix while feeding mini treats to dog may cause trailmix to suddenly become curiuosly extra cruchny . urh phewy
0	They must call him the Red Viper of Dawn for a reason . #Irony
0	I love you , I'll miss you until monday
1	thanks Laurie ! We just passed Exit 406 to Thorold
1	Saw some people at a public place and told them about my cell phone novel . They were excited about it . So they gave me their e-mails .
0	see , tweet u to join us !! u really cant ? so if thurs , when & where ?
0	I'm only 540 years old in pixie years .
1	No , just one shortly before the soap awards judging starts ....
0	no one wants 2 play with us brendo
1	Because ur an old man man my friend . lol Just kidding .......
1	morning everyone
1	I HATE my hair . I want extentions . =( #6f %u " ...... have a nice sunny day my lovely twities .
0	#not again should have kyle drive the last place car and see what he can do with it
1	going to #friesfestival with and ! getting some new music along the way
0	things will get better
0	u guys are soo unfair smh ...
0	No one to go see Sarah Palin with .
1	You are a dope mom too ! Love you too !!! Now stop drinking the mom juice , stop twittering and get some rest !
1	I clearly didn't get enough Disturbed last night . Listening to all their music on iTunes as I have breakfast and do my homework .
0	i cant believe itttt , i KNEW i shouldve just gone to bed !!! STUPID IPOD AND ITUNES HATING ON ME
0	There is what i call with frienship ... #not always full of laugh there is many feeling ( indeed )
0	My brain is completely functioning at 8 am . Let's go take an exam ! #sarcasm
1	Hey ... is also stuck in traffic on the A1
0	WERE GONNA BE SO HIPSTER WITH OUR FLOWER CROWNS AT DIGIFEST . \n #not
0	We've got a wild bees nest in our lawn , but it's been dug up by something - what do you think did it and what can we do ? bees look sad
1	I tried changing the < x > 100 < /x > and < y > 100 < /y > to 0 and 0 but that just broke it
0	#sarcasm � “� If you find it hard to laugh at yourself , I would be happy to do it for you . � ”�
1	- one of my favourite pics LOVE YA BY UR BIGGEST ...
0	Past few days were a disappointment for Boston sports fans ...
0	haha awhh i just asked my mum , theoretically , what would you do if i got a piercing behind your back ? She said ' disown you '
1	lol . just regular lipton . they make good hot water .
0	It's not exactly a state secret and why would anyone give a fuck anyway ? Massive non issue .
1	aww thats sweet every now and again i think of you as well . today i did . i almost called , then i realized its late there .
1	Yay found how to do th eprofile photo AND I have cake
0	After eating that much food and a mango as big as that , I'm just sorry for how long I'm gonna spend in the restroom #livinthelife #not
0	back in the UK - bad times
0	I honestly love when my baby craps on me in the middle of our shower ... #NOT #mommyproblems
1	you too !... even though it's technically Tuesday here
1	#vicar of dibley , what do you call a budgie run over by a lawn mower ? ... shredded tweet .... seemed apt
0	I applaud whoever made this highway pointing in the DIRECT path of the rising sun #NOT #blinddriving
0	Okay , now I need to go find my camera charger . I don't understand why my phone charger wont charge it - IT FITS . lame .
0	i DO hate to think that some kid might get up 2morrow looking for their kitten and they won't find it
1	lol ! thanks
0	Literally just almost cried over nothing , I really really like being a girl #not
1	Going to go see you guys tomorrow in LA ! Can't wait !
1	hey everybody
0	OK reality just sat in !! Now I have to cook dinner & I HAD NOT planned on doing that ! & I'm looking for a tire place that's open 2day .
1	Happy Mothers Day to all mom's out there
0	yeahh really needed to see 15 pictures on Instagram about the rangers #not
0	almost in tears !
0	Just got poked and my butt cheek hurts I hate being anemic and missing you not helping #not happy bee right now
0	You know you've had a bad day when going to work costs you just over £100 #Not Fair
0	Apparently I'm tired . Home alone tonight . Spooooky
0	Just found out that im not taking my truck
0	Well . That just helped me self esteem so much . #not
0	Is going to have one upset daughter in a bit .. mr. Rat took a sudden turn for the worse and didn't make it
1	If the burrito won , get , like , a massive Chipotle burrito with everything on it . But I'm voting for the candy cane meself .
0	Y do I always end up havin to wait for hrs on end for a certain someone to show up
0	my tooth is really hurting and i just ate , and now its hurting more (
1	Jeremy is literally the best guy ever because he brings over ice cream & didn't complain to watching pretty little liars with me .
0	I miss my red pillow .
1	*-* .. i'm sure you're the best
0	Sick of fighting so it looks like no more burlesque for me
1	Ooooh ... You were talking about the cougar being cute . I thought you were pointing out the hunky guys in uniform .
1	I'm going to start posting these #bizzareholidays every day . Today is apparently Smile Power day .
1	loool XD but it's so unfair ... You see these perfect square folded ones and it's like , " Howwwwww !!!??! " Hmm . Breakfast time
0	Yummmy .... #lls #Sarcasm #Smh
0	hungry . very hungry . wah . but like theres nothing to eat . sigh . ill eat air . air is good .
1	I wonder how many updates you have mitchell davis . you sure do post alot . but they are packed with randomness so i enjoy them .
0	Mourniho I love you , you genius #sarcasm
1	idkk , but mc d`s would be fine
1	iamdiddyTODAY IS #nobitchassnessfriday GIVE A HATER A HUG !!!!! retweet
0	i kno mann ugh lol
1	Could not be happier with how the writing is going at the minute New blog post
1	I'm okay , thanks . I just don't sleep very well .
0	agreed , how was work ? heaps of randoms now
1	and that he is hunky LOL . Have a wonderful day Trista . Thanks for making mine yesterday by tweeting me back
0	i done messed up my hand
0	Justice Roberts will leave a fine legacy . #SCOTUS #sarcasm
0	wow just woke up to crazy pain . I hope this vicodin lasts me .
0	Aw , you blocking me makes me so sad #NOT #yallarecute
0	haha I guess but damn trying to get into concession part time right now ...
0	hayfever has been making me feel crappy all day eep i want to dye hair so bad , it's been too long <3
0	yeah and i was so excited too !! I guess it's not for sure that I don't have it yet , but I'm not getting my hopes up any higher
0	Always hilarious when somebody tweets complaining about someone when they are exactly the same #irony
0	I really like being stuck in traffic on this beautiful Saturday afternoon . #sarcastictweet
0	I don't even need to be at a family gathering for a distant relative to ask me if I have a boyfriend #irony
1	aww we did better than last year we was last ..... and well done xx
0	No men in suits , unfortunately .
0	It's raining I can't go out to jogging ... I have to do it in my house gym ...
0	Well , I know what I'm doing early tomorrow ! Laundry . Exciting ... #sarcasm
0	I don't even remember the last time I was this tired
0	Monday mornings are GREAT I LOVE THEM SOOOO MUCH WOOOOOOOH #sarcasm
0	" Special " being the key word right ??? #Sarcasm
0	Awww I'll play your DJ some other time , no worries !
0	is going to Lucky Plaza to remit money for the monthly due of Eton Emerald Loft condominium ...
1	Night ! I'll be facin ' the dramaz too , good luck !
0	can't wait to get home from work and write this paper #not
0	Maybe one year Florida will win a CWS ... #NOT #haha
0	wow they way they built up #Brenchel getting #Uturn'd it was a little shocking they used it on the #Cowboys #Sarcasm #AmazingRace
0	AL !!!!!!! I miss you so much , you've been out of my life for too long .
0	Back to school
0	Time for Holby City ... RIP Maddy my favourite character in a tv show #holbycity . ( I would hope that covers all my bases ) ;)
0	Been walking around the house with my cup of tea all day , what an exciting Sunday ! Neighbours are having a bday party , didn't invite me
0	there is something majorly wrong with my camera . not cool . no warranty anymore . man
0	Getting ready for work !! <3
1	That must have been scary ...
1	WoooO ! Well that's nice of ya . On both counts . If yr in/near Florida , LET ME KNOW .
1	Yep I know . Its a D60 . Nothing espectacular , although I do have a couple lenses I love . I still do my " Full Frame " in the darkroom
1	JUST BECAUSE ! no seriously , i feel like butterflies in the stomach !
0	oh no oh no oh no . Not ready for this . Need some foods or INQ will collapse , oh , That's a good excuse !
1	can't see Everton getting much now Chelsea have woken up . Curious to leave Ballack out . Curious . . . and funny
1	That'll keep you busy .
0	I remember when I was too cool to text people back ... #not #bossassbitch
0	Sunburn is still hurting ... Currently look like a cherry tomato
0	Just love cleaning up cat sick straight after dinner #not #disgusting
1	being a fag up at 3 36AM listening to some nigga be .
1	Awake .... ahhhh I love the weekend . Finally a nice day
1	Tonight ? Or do you get the weekend off ?
1	Lexi got me earrings from the beach . Now I just hafta re-pierce my ears . Bloody !
1	Graphic Design ... thats why I had to transfer ... Im excited tho
0	Did you see this earlier ? twitter.com/boxnational/st… #Irony
1	Thanks , and ! I'm getting nervous !!
0	Call the clinic to ask the mammogram report . They don't receive yet and tell me to call back tomorrow .
0	Am not convinced all my points are on the board
1	Are you still running at night or switched back to daytime ? run today ?
0	is home from vacation . . . why is regular life such drudgery ?!?
0	These nurses are bitching about us um what why I'm so nice #not
1	Will refrain from calling them Baltimorons this Fall then What will happen to STBD ?
0	hey thanks for the picture oh wait u didn't come outside #thanks #not
1	is drunk and with boyfriend and have had a amzaing time in Wis . dells .
1	DaveDesch not a bad night .. I enjoyed it ..
1	Have made a bet with John . He says my Sims game will arrive tomorrow , I say Monday . As much as I want to win , I hope he's right
0	Unless UPS pulls some sort of package routing Hail Mary , this weekend I'll be playing with my iBone instead of my iPhone .
0	Ah yes , why not pair my bad skin day with a bad hair day ? #SoundsGood #Not #FML
0	Russia , example of democracy to the world . #not #Russia #TerroristState #StateSponsorofTerrorism
1	Mmmmm , coffee
1	dropping by and saying hi to all my new followers If you are German speaking and interested , I warmly invite you to visit my blogs !
1	own *-* good to know i'm so proud of you guys ! ???
0	Oh wait let me get this right .. You can ignore me for days on end but if I don't respond in 5 min .. All hell is broke lose .. #SeemsFair #Not
1	such a nice surprise to see a familar San Franciscan face at the store today ; thanks for coming by to say hi !
1	Morning ! How are you today ?
1	yeah it seems so much better than TwitterFon to me .
0	got an email from my auntie bout fathers day ... mothers day w/seven moms but fathers day will consist of 2 dads #realitycheck
1	Yay , I got 12 in Danish , that's an A on the ECTS Scale
1	I love trilliums but they take a while to establish and I need some quick fill in to compete with garlic mustard in my yard
0	My Dad is watching Top Gear , commenting on TG , and complaining ( daily ) about his woes to/at me . I'm trying to revise ! Stress . Shhhh .
0	funny but fugly
1	listening to : Carl B feat Elsa Hill - Underneath the sky ch00n
1	gonna go to sheridan .. last classs !!!! yess no more work and stress !!! muahahaha and then I can just draw
1	Hope you're in a cab by now ! If not , I recommend Carmel car service - inexpensive and reliable ! 212-666-6666
0	Almost dead broke for me
1	thx 4 checking out my blog . I love Young Living EOs . I personally don't use much EOs at births ; mostly use Reiki .
0	You make about as much sense as a screen door on a submarine . bit.ly/1bG9xE6 #DaDailyInsult
0	Wow , been away 4 a while ... stupid lap top is in the shop ... still Hope everyone is well !
1	Off on xtremetrips
1	Greeen Day is preforming ! They're rad .
0	i havn ? t seen it yet Twitter is going to be broken like peter say It delayed all the time ...
1	ive got the bgt dvd thing . shaun is on it ! <3
1	I caught a baby froggy YAY
0	I can't eat my dinner .. my wisdom is starting to grow .. it really hurts
0	from that angle I think it is looking better , I am sure it doesn't feel like it to you though .
0	NBA owner makes racial comments , enrages the country , and makes a profit of $1.988 billion by being forced to sell the team . #irony
1	sims 3 is done downloading bye .
0	John Lennon : one the best musician in the history of music .. I wish he's still alive
1	now that wifey works in a wine shop , I must know what my friends are drinking . Make with the details plz
0	lame . you should have said hello !
1	have an awesome day ! have fun in the studio - my husband records me singing - although on a somewhat smaller scale
0	#Irony indeed !!! RT : FM : " My message to President Obama is ' Yes we can ' .
0	Just found out some girl is sending her babyface nude pictures ...?
1	Enjoyed Star Trek ... More please
0	i nvr seen that I hv a jacket , mints & wet tisu in d car . Wipe off make up , eat mints & put on jacket b4 d road block lol
1	- I love all of our ge t-t ogethers
0	Heh .. actually .. Getting pretty sleepeh , so I'm off to bed . Weekend's half over .
1	haha yes .. last nite was fun lol ! detox til thurs ?? really now .. u do realize I'm takin wed nite off n ur comin w/us .. haha
1	Yes , will do . I need to write several , actually .
1	Thanks ... Once in a while I get lucky ...
0	But I thought Dani Alves stopped racism forever ? #sarcasm . Time to start docking teams ' points , it's the only way .
1	Got a beer and a day off tomorrow . Relaxing evening should ensue .
1	OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG ! ATLATLATLATLATL ! TOMORRRRRROWWW !
1	I <3 twitter
1	Thanks for the tips ! I'm a rookie gardener , but hope to get a few things in the ground tomorrow
1	Ooh , thats a dangerous word when talking about cameras
0	I know it's not there
0	My feet hurt Walking around pushing a 300,000 lb . Basket is hard !! Ugh
1	whatevs . at least i don't wedding crash
1	last day of web design with kelly . photoshoot on the webcams
1	Aw , shucks . Thanks .
0	ah ! I forgot that's coming on ! LC is leaving after this show ! <3 mandyyy
1	Just ate two PB & J whole grain pita wraps Shared with my ratties Planning on going swimming with bf . It's been SO long !
0	RT : Let's take a step back & shed light on #TeaParty Stupidity ..... #Irony #Veterans #WomensHealth #My2K #Zombies
0	so sad we are missing tomorrow but I guess class and writing a blog are more important . #not
0	Do you know who will be opening for David ? I'm seeing him in September , I was looking forward to seeing Ryan Star .
1	I kno I kno ... Believe it or not sometimes I can't even control that man !! But he ain't cute so no " prowlin " will b happenin
1	I'm gunna beat that dumb bitch's ass she has no clue whats coming for her
1	gg relating is literally crying right now its hilarious
0	Yes . This Ravi Shastri is neutral . Zero bias comes through when he is doing commentary . #Not
1	awwwww
1	Hmmm I think the Timezone card should go to coz she picked Eskies
0	i know .. i googled it and thats what came up but it doesnt sound like the one thats in my head hahaha
1	It's another language #1 #2 #SEOadvice
0	Not on the train . Heart-breaker .
1	keep them coming ! Love them
1	Morning
0	I will likely die at the gym . It hurts so good . #sarcasm #seriously #bodyhurts
0	i knew qld had it in them , but poor jarryd ! he looked so sad , lost my voice for him
0	Having a cold and allergies during finals week is super fun ! If you haven't tried it you should ! #sarcasm
0	actually feels like shit
1	Nice background , nice profile pic , nice name , nice site
1	cansada y con muchoooo stress i need vacation
0	I don ? t remember you sorry
1	And don , t get me wrong ( whatever is reading ) is not about having a partner , no no , that is not the point , that is just the excuse ......
1	Headed to anderson .. Happy graduation joshie !
1	Okay i'm going to study this whole weekend Well at least try to wait no I REALLY AM
1	yeah i love rnb , am a singer so yeah john legend !! ahh i love him and anthony hamilton too
0	HARDLY DID SHIT TODAY ! #sundayfunday #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/dOcD8U7x6y
1	Ran out of texts . Damn . lol . Well Im making the night productive , by learning the best way to avoid the friend zone .
0	... oh . Uh- you know [ waves around ] A ... talent , so to speak . A tendency .
0	Ayyye so happy turn up not enough stress #sarcasm
0	Looking at things from a #glasshalffull perspective #bullshit has indeed begun this morning .... #brilliant ! #sarcasm ...
1	I got 99 problems . And a BITCH ain't one .
0	bar hopping in brooklyn . sooo tired and my period hurts
0	Feel like I failed all my finals I had today #yay #not
0	I is in the car
0	Thanks ! Lets hope she comes ... shes not returning my calls or texts !!
1	Negroponte was right about the great wireless/wired switch , 20 years ago
0	I love shaking during thunderstorms and people making fun of me for it :-) #not
0	Oh , of course not . Coming back from a set down in last 3 matches ... #Irony
1	day dreaming just might be my favorite past time as well .
0	You are welcome ! This news will be spread around in Europe & the rest of the world ! WTF d*mned , I'm up to some positive news !
0	Can't wait to see all the fpsf pics this weekend while I'm at home studying for finals #not
0	“ : Subtweeting isn't going to fix things #Subtweet #Irony #Lol ” pic.twitter.com/F53Gz40FGI
0	RT : Forget it , we're getting ice cream . #MatureThingToDo #Not #ButFoodIsAlwaysTheAnswer
1	heading to the world famous san diego zoo
0	Anti homeless spikes are literally the worst thing ive seen in a long time . Homeless people have it bad enough , now they can't have shelter ?
1	I love how my dog wants to cuddle ALL THE TIME !!
0	4 lidl mozzerella dippers and a mini sausage roll .... gourmet dining with myself and Laura at its finest #topchefs #not
0	Grumpy/sad , Eric -still- isn't back from work , and none of my family has bothered to call me . Happy Freaking Birthday to me
1	Sitting by the fire
1	woohoo 69th ( oh er ) place 1/3 of my category behind me ... not bad for 1 gear , big wheels , no suspension and no training !!
1	World's Largest Diamonds
1	I liked the bread you brought at #openspacecode . And that's coming from a Frenchman !
0	bit risky ! what if my hair fell out
0	Had to remove 27 fav videos on youtube from 256 Those were the best -.-
0	I have a lunch meeting i forgot about Getting ready for that .
1	dunno .. .. but thats fine ..... its just was making sure that i didn't unfollow anyone btw howz delhi .. still very very hot ?
0	i dont forgive you you broke my heart and my friends .
0	Everyone's tweeting about how great their night or spring break was ..... Ya mine was great . #sarcasm
1	what am i doing ? i love somebody
1	at E3 . heading into the show hall
1	I love It can really make an room better
0	i really should be doing english or media . even though i really dont want to . hmmmmp
0	Last week in Germany . But I'll be back so not so bad . Looking at Temps in Tally . Yuck !! Cool and sunny here so I'll enjoy now .
0	My phone broke i hate touch screen phones .
0	Maybe some women are not meant to be tamed maybe they need to run free . #Not #LoveBirds
1	ok everyone's cool . cool so set then .
1	I kind of agree with you on that . it's crazy !
0	I LOVE SPOCK/KIRK SO MUCH I WISH I COULD WRITE IT also ZQ and Chris Pine and fiiine .
0	I am barely watching Jon & kate plus eight .........
0	all i want is a pb n j sandwich and we aint got no pb
1	talking to emmy !
0	is tempted to brake her deal but doesn't wanna be all if it goes wrong after the holiday
1	wasn't doing anything particularly interesting just did the school run with the kiddies haha
0	hey ! we waiting yesterday all day to meet you outside of the arena wish we could have met you ! better luck next time !
1	it ? s cold ........ i loved
1	Yup . I'm losing again now : L . At least I still have Mayday Parade x
1	Writing about an angelic face
1	I love Twilight and especially Taylor Lautner ! :
0	Waite & Yarran should walk home from Queensland & have a good think about it #NOT united .
0	YEH SICK GUYS ! Not like I'm going either #bffs #not
1	Hello Multiverse ! A great day to go goet outside , and also do * whatever * it is God wants you to do !
0	Get to work and we dont have and nickels or dimes for the float . Fucking perfect ! #NOT
0	we look pretty good though so no need to worry #not
1	i do love you , loser . you are like the annoying sister i've never had . and i love you for it .
0	Nothing more fun than a guys night in paps garage .... #not
1	i love the day after deadline - it's indecently chilled if only it was sunny !
0	is really happy she got to see Ace Hood perform but is really sad she didn't get to meet him tonight .
1	oOo I like these Send me your inspirational words ! I need your positive vibes !
0	Blame it on the alcohol . lololol jk
0	i wana cry ! dat wuman jst said i luk lyke ma mum wid da spots
0	RT : Love getting treated like shit for no reason ... #not
1	netball today
0	Whenever I don't know what to tweet I simply tweet about not knowing what to tweet and then it's like oh problem solved . " #not "
1	Good for you Nireyna and good luck in whatever it is !
1	Have a really Happy Birthday , Catherine . Wishing you every happiness xxx
0	About to go to work ... Again . Not feeling good . I wanna get in my bed !!
0	Haha yoo Jaida is so tight man haha wanna be just like her #not
0	i forgot to put lotion on my legs before i left
1	i can't believe you got me to do this ! Ordered the crib and mattress ... monkey has a bed !
0	Powers out
1	Well , I'm pretty sure I'm just a little bit more important than you
0	I really hate my family , and I've never said that before ...
0	Tell me more about your 21 year old stripper friend who just texted you #not
0	Ready to hit something . Maybe just run . I never run if I'm not really mad . #donewitheveryone #ifeelveryapprociated #not
0	My son on my edits to his 5th grade promotion ceremony speech : " I don't want exclamation points ! I don't want to get that excited ! " #Irony
1	yes , that's fair
1	At bravos its busy because of graduations , i love the garlic bread balls lol
0	That first mosquito bite of the year , guess I'm just too sweet #Painful #sarcasm
1	... you are too kind .... mine was quiet too , helped Ed in his greenhouse , worked on pots . What colour is your new umbrella ?
0	just googled leap of faith , 1st thing that populated #irony lol
1	4 more followers ! aww yeeaah ;) thank you <3
0	I can't believe class day is tomorrow ... #mixedemotions I pray my class can act somewhat mature :/ #yeahright #weredoomed
1	says good evening .
1	" GuyKawasaki is now following you on Twitter " .. okie wow ! I really feel honoured
0	I'm pretty bitter to everyone . An equal-opportunity bitterness , so to speak .
1	Had a great night . Learned a few new things that i wasn't expecting to learn . but all the same . i enjoyed my night very much .
1	new phone
1	Urghh , finally im back home , im done wit exams but one more left on thursday
0	oh great am off to bed now and you have implanted rolf harris in my head . #not amused :(
1	is at work ( with Pampanga in mind ) .
0	not funny sir !! this is really sad
1	amazing class , thanks for bringing me , I feel great ! keep me in the loop for tmr , time , what I need to bring etc ! XO
1	This is my 300th update
0	last day as a mustang owner ... it was very sad . I have to give it to the dealership tomorrow . 8 days til we leave !! 9 til the show !
1	couple of breasts babe ?
0	AW maybe your skin's already irritated with the hair :| Angelica got some zits too
1	Jonas- show-so funny
0	RT : How may owners of sports teams are thinking " $2 Billion ! Quick somebody tape me being a racist ass " #nba #irony #ster …
0	yeah both were really hard i thought ..
0	Just contacted Metro Customer Relations . Still disturbed by the bus that stole a bike & almost killed the owner . Composed , yet defeated
1	blasting out some great promo ideas , hope i can show them soon #fb
0	r u home tmr ? and i r gonn visit . Hahaha #not #sure #doe
1	And no , I'm not getting paid to say that , I just love what they do ... and they make me happy , that's all I want
0	I look up to you so much I was trying to be like you hahaha #not
1	In libraries , do they put the #bible in the fiction or non-fiction section ? #irony
0	Well if she is a minority character , there will be no reason for some 2 keep watching then . #sarcasm
0	omg dreamweaver why are you f'ing with me right now ?
1	is really hungover but was a good night
1	A tiring but satisfying day
0	Finished day 1 of a 3 day fast ... not liking how I'm feeling ; have big headache ... tomorrow should be easier ... want coffee can't have it
1	Yeay will be there
1	thanks a bunch I will keep the offer in mind
1	that is fine and that is how it used to be before the changes
0	Glad Paul George told #ChrisHaggen that he was going to come out aggressive . #not
0	I'm sore , cut up and exhausted . And I have to go into work fmllllll
1	sure i will see you . hahahah ..
0	A Math class tomorrow . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1	Calling it a night . I'm freaking exhausted . Jiu-jitsu this am , working out at the gym , then cleaning all day . Yikes , goodnight
1	last day of pre-production for the new shit
0	' bank account is negative $118 ...
0	It helps to keep my weirdness at a all time low #NOT
0	scotts not even playing with us
1	is in the kitchen making a pastasalad for tonight's bbq while swinging my ass off on Le Le !!! They make me sooooo happy !!!
0	I'm at the Pacific Beach store and I have to meet and greet for 9 hrs #bRUh #nOT #cHiLL
0	#Irony : new Diet website mayocl.in/SuCawC does not work with my antiquated browser here at my work desk ... at Mayo Clinic .
0	#sarcasm youre all smug lying in your bed !
1	h a h a im better in person d . assss . awh get some rest . its nice and rainy sleep in !!
0	i hate when they write things that aren't true , they act like it doesn't hurt you or like you have no feelings
1	is back ...
1	oh gaha no of course i wasn't offended why would i be ? i'd love to play for you some day
1	#Obama negotiates with #Terrorists to free terrorists-so we could get back a terrorist who should be court martialed & sent to #Gitmo #irony
0	The amount of processing I had to do just to get this amp to sound half way decent is just amazing . #not #AudioProblems
0	he's the dude on the far left #irony . Always so serious ...
0	no bread . french style beans , though !
1	he make me laugh
1	Movers are almost done , one room to go
1	chalk flood was great yesterday !
0	Its official . No more nine inch nails .
0	“ : Put your hands together for the pole man ! It's pic.twitter.com/SzV3eQ7snn” #Englishthoroughbredtransport #irony
1	yay ! see yah there !
0	Going to be spending my day at a baby shower are cramps . So awesome #not
0	I currently live with my sister and I only know what she's doing through Instagram . #weareclose #not
1	you still not sure what to use SharePoint or plan ASP . NET ?! ;) kidding ?!
0	11 under . Just not good enough
0	Home for the night ... First Saturday since October all by myself ... its kinda lonely ... ... Miss you ! xoxo
1	and it worked out
1	Favorite part about Europe : " Big " and " little " flush on each toilet
1	says good evening to all ...
0	Need to crawl home from office . Back hurts and feel like vomitting .
1	I wish !
1	is this a pleasure trip ? Have fun !
0	i know temme about it .. my skins falling off n i look like achmed myself
0	wishes the cavs could have another chance . . dang ...
0	someting wrong with my dvd/vcr recorder most unhappy . was planning on sitting on new lounge watching bond's quantum of solace .
0	- DENISE FONTS ! Aka the peak of boredom at a very slow day at the Best Western Hotel front desk .....
0	Sore and tired and havent eaten scince yesterday morningg maybe im a bit cranky >:O
1	it was .. way harder than i thought lol but i felt really good after plus hil duff loves them and well , shes my idol so ... lol
1	Everything in the garden is coming up !! All I need is a big straw hat and I will be Shirley McClaine in Steel Magnolias
0	that's the end of the line ... so to speak .
1	yea that sun is awesome !!! jus eatin some yogurt now
0	I'm pretty sure you're talking about me !
1	don't you hate that ? I was planning on getting to bed early last night , but nope , in bed at 11:30 . Worth staying up late though
1	Aww . Yes hopefully I'll be as blessed as you to one day be able to join the AG's
0	. you didn't respond to my Voxer . We are #not friends anymore .
1	tryna take a nap for the remainder of the evening then a lil chinese food later
0	Iwoke up feeling like i slept under a mack truck ... can't even get up to make coffee
0	watching The Hills Season Finale ( oh my gosh the drama ... lol ) .... Lauren's last episode
0	Lol sorry for the tweets that don't make any sense #not
1	Security issues are easy to solve , believe me Open source , SHA-1 hashing crypto etc . Easy as pie and secure .
0	Lost my shoes leaving school went back in to find them and got kicked out for not having shoes on :/ #irony
1	glad to see you tweeting
1	Yeah . time to get some sleeping " tips " from . Later !
0	Tears for those families on 60 minutes tonight
1	Hey Tracy , that's nice ... Tatjana and I stay at VA as well !
1	ohhh yeah i heard that too lol short stack going to the nude spa haha
0	First day of summer classes ! SO excited for a fun summer semester ! #Sarcasm #fmlmang
0	Finally in my own room and bed with Judhi . While she's otp with hers , and mine's asleep Aight go to bed with sore feet and back .
0	Let's throw a party ! Congrats good for you !!! #sarcasm
0	It's okay people on the platform massing around the train door wanting to get on , I can phase through matter I'm like Shadowcat #Sarcasm
1	I can't wait for next weekend (: up north with the fam and chillin with friends aaaaaaaaaaaaaalllll weeek . ah , plus my song is on <333
0	Ashton has 1.8 M followers , Michael and Calum both 2.2 M and Luke 2.4 M ... It's a bit interesting isn't it ? #sarcasm
0	Yup i wish they wud do a bloody show in manchester , or buy me a car , i'd be happy with eitehr
1	Almost done my Hard Questions workbook . Then doing NA stepworking guide . I . Will . Stop . Being . A . Douche .
0	Although I have a bad habit of not texting people back , when no one texts me at all I feel like crap :( #irony
1	pretty please
0	Sista is leaving around noon .
1	Twilight deffently New Moon film looks very good also
1	thank you tanya and katie for the gorgeous box ... and thanks for coming all the way up to the big smoke today
0	I'm all about diggin holes lol #rangergrave #infantry #sarcasm
1	my family's watching twilight
0	Sooo shocked that the madden cover vote finals is between sherman and newton #NOT
0	Re-pinging : It's so hot . > < Yup too hot sucks
1	Nice to meet you , Sounds like you need to sit back and relax a bit and take it easy
1	haha , then I will meet you there b/c I'm def not missing that
1	I see
0	Is there anything better than climbing into a bed with freshly changed sheets ? #realtalk #imold #23goingon80 #hashtag #irony
0	says the cards have spoken , yet I still am unsure ...
1	oh i see .. well sad for you guys , but its not going to stop me from using it .. we each have our own personal thing were mad at
1	Dear Joba : Thanks for the strikes .
0	People now complaining that Sterling will make billions for the forced sale of his team ? #Irony #ugetwhatuaskfor #jaymohrsports
1	Hey David ! just passing by hope your having a great day
1	so i have this best friend right ? and she is really amazing since she is such an amazing friend i just had to kiss her :O
0	Finally , succesfully upgraded to cs4 . Think I'll pass that Leopard re ? nstall , too much hassle
0	The iPhone 3GS is super fast ! However mine refuses to sync with my Macbook Pro ... have to meet with a " genius " on Monday argh #fb
1	Epic freakouts are the best !!! #sarcasm
1	Three days to go #fb
1	will add you both in a second
1	is your girlfrnds name ... yes
0	Honey is good on literally everything so I just put it on ice cream .. it was awful .
0	#Irony Sterling can thank Hansen/Ballmer 4 this deal . Do the sell 4 $2 bil if doesn't offer $625 mil for the KINGS ?
0	Me too ! I'm going to miss it
1	hope you get your next 10k
1	I recommend Redbull
1	" : I literally googled " good quotes " and Liked this one so I chose it " \nSTFU THAT'S WHAT I DID HAHAHA
1	This morning is going to Rock the Heavens ! Mel
1	cool ! yenjoy !!!
0	
0	I'm peeling like a damn snake
0	I miss her so much
0	i want to cry like hell
0	no .. BUT STILL EXCITING !
1	and it's a much more noble case to fight for
0	& I Dont No How Im Going 2Survive When They Take It Away Its So Hard 2SayMyspaceTwitters Better Then U Ull Be Ok Ive Got2Twitter 2Day
1	Tavis you are a legend ! hows the drum tracks sounding on the new album ? Barkerish i hope !
0	i need more followers
1	POYNTER is the sexiest surname i think i've ever heard . just to rub it in x
0	idk love , I've been I've been having big headaches and I get really dizzy
1	As a subscriber to your rss feed , the Tweet updates can become a little too much sometimes
1	thanks for the birthday wishes , nikki
1	1:30 am and going to bed , so early for me ! Nadia Ali remix to work on tomorrow . Setting my air-conditioner to freezing cold mmmmm
0	Bye bye sun !! Its now pissing rain here . booo !!
1	I wish Taylor will win to CMt award !
0	crummy day outside today
1	Is so happy
1	he's an interesting guy
1	Sure you've got the right day ? Good luck
1	Good job . We were getting really bored . At times , not a single person would show up for 20 minutes .
1	That's great to hear ! Now the fun part begins ... going through them all .
1	Perhaps the only movie where Kate Winslet isnt nude : The Holiday . And i love it !
0	2day started off soooo Bad !!
1	babe what you doing
0	just got back inside from tanning cuz da sun is gone
1	Everything seems to be where they should be ,
1	isaiah 40:31
1	No it's not - I drink coffee in the mornings too
1	Cool ! ya have green shirts ! I have an odd obsession with green . not sure why . well gotta try sleep . have a great nite !
1	well the best alternative you have is Zion Mondays at Capone's
0	I'm wearing a nice yellow racer back tank , and crappy pink shorts that I made myself . ha , watch that become a thing . #MAYBE #not
1	Well hello ! Fancy seeing you here , you just doubled my number of " real " followers
1	Ciara ! I love u .. through thick and thin .. but even some of the stans are dissapointed ... Idk .. but I'mma stay positive !
0	what you are moving ??? where ???
0	baaaahhhh better luck next time blues ...
0	The last 5 minutes of basketball games go by so fast #sarcasm
0	Sucks doesnt it ? I will just be paying a ton i think ~ *Cami* ~
1	NICK LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE SUCH A GOOD KISSER I'M GNA KILL MYSELF
0	#pha09 had to think of alternative shots to offer UKCISA due to dissapointing collection so far just cant get the shots i'm after !!!
1	morning peeps !
0	Mini-crises handled , but killed my run . Off down the peninsula to weddingness .
1	Any time pal !
0	On Sunday the a/c at the AT&T center is gonna go out again . It turns out heat is Lebron's kryptonite . #irony
1	He's obviously not practicing his sharing skills !
0	Poem of the day : Think about it drunk , think about it high , think about it too much imma cry #not
0	I miss my sweets !!!!!!! tell the stalker dud to bounce lol ..
1	Yeah I was impressed after I waited for the server load to calm down . If only I was still in school I'd have good uses for it .
1	awwww honey i miss you , i can't wait to give you the biggest hug ever too ! and oh yes , good times i love you miles
0	omg my back hurts so bad i cant even walk
0	that's only 13 years above retirement age , prime of life ! #sarcasm
1	Mmmm July 3rd needs to hurry up a bit !
1	Baccalaureate !
0	Jus anotha day in paradise #sarcasm
0	I think I have the swag flu .... correction : swine flu .... I'm sick ( and not in the good way ! )
0	BT 20CN wobble ? got a screen of red alerts ! #not #Friday #fun
0	Its my shirt anyways . I can do whatever i want #LOL #SGVINES #RoyalSWEK #sarcasm #PostYourDrafts vine.co/v/M6qL0gb5bAJ
1	he was good ! he sang " Sweet Baby James " I always liked that song
1	Drew Barrymore doesn't think so -
1	I had NO idea you lived in MY town !
0	What a nice panel fit on the brand new Cruze ! #gmchat #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/ui011c5qlM
0	uh my phone's text time is still messed up
1	i love driving hoem to swing music
1	The one and only Stevie Wonder ! ( I forgot you were a little Twitter deficient yesterday , out there boat paddlin
1	Weathers glories ! Clearly blues skies and warmest day of the year so far
1	did you use yours ?
1	I worry about my spelling also Chloe ! You are the only one who reads my updates - i feel blessed !
0	RT : Yay i totally spend my day how i wanted to , all alone and doing fuckalll :)))) #sarcasm
1	very excited for all the seniors last day today ! now off to babysit for the majority of the day .
1	my name is purplepleather and I am definitely LOCKED IN
0	Great way to start my Saturday with 2 broken ribs ! #Not
1	going to eat pizza , get ready , then off to see Hannah Montana the movie
1	congrats on exceding your goal for the ronald mcdonald house keep up all the fantastic work
1	Wish everyone a Fantastic Sunday !! Gotta get off 2 church , i luv it ! we're like family .. love u ICC !!!! we're in LA area , all r welcome !!
1	Anyone recommend ' things ' to do in Camberwell on a Monday night ? Eating or otherwise ? might be my best bet
1	hi my name is Patrick Spina , perhaps we could be family
1	HA ! I DID IT AGAIN ! now don't touch it !
0	aw ... why can't I see my photo ?
1	U KNO U WERE GONNA LAUGH .
0	Mom " Hanna , you need to quit drinking so much ... " As she walks out the door to buy cigarettes . #irony
1	Great bike ride , great dinner today ( grilled veggies ! ) . In my pj's reading Harlan Coben's latest .
1	... you have a window though - that's the important point
1	is at alicia's party
0	My Mixtape dropping at the end of next year . Watch out for my DOPE rhymes #not #maybe
1	Just got home . Tired as fuck forealll hah . About to eat me some easy mac and pass out .
0	you should come home soon
0	Guess I gonna be grumpy today while cleaning #havingfuncleaning #NOT
0	but not beef and tomato , some found to have traces of real beef #cancerinapot #sarcasm
1	Heh . I'd like to see built in gpg support for mail
0	t ? dio if u seek amy ...
0	ah right . well cribs is 20but SY is 40
0	Sitting here getting picked on by my mom and boyfriend .... #LivingTheLife #Not #Bully #TheyGangUpOnMe #GettingDoubleTeamed
1	Yes - following that I think
0	stomach acid problem it sucks !
0	RT : It's ironic that I'm at a bonfire two days after my house burns down .... #bonfire #marshmallow #irony
0	... LMFAO #irony RT : literally cannot trust a single soul on the face of this planet why are people so annoying
1	aww what a cutie granddaughter u have -- love her laugh
1	hawt Mine thinks of the KA as the other man in the house !
0	bleed to death aaaaaaah cut me in my hand while i make breakfast iiits hurting
0	Home ... not at the Webconf ! buh !
0	I have been at work since 8am and still going strong . #fml #ITneversleeps #ITlife #ilovemyjob #not
0	AAAAAAAAA COME BACK 2 BRAZIL !
0	Unfortunately my histories aren't in the public domain ... yet ! I hope to have them on a website soon but sadly not at the mo
1	Crazy girl !!!
1	lol , it's definately a much better prospective Its how I view everything . Congrats on your stores success pretty mama !
0	I hate when people take your pic in insta #not cool
0	Bros with lots of muscles walking five pound dogs is my favorite natural phenomenon #Irony #Contradictions
0	lol , I have 24 exams in a month ! And a history and business exam this Monday , English language on Tues #fun #not
1	awww have a great day today , Striiid
1	Assisti Star Trek .. Beeeeem legal .. breve resenha no Movieblog .
0	She's just trying to play Sonny in order to buy her more time to come up with a plan not to get killed . #NOT
1	Uh , yeah Evan , I'll send ya a gift card !
1	Would you like to come for dinner .... we are going to a French restaurant
1	awww .... hope you feel better
1	yeah ass play rules !
1	the of end the new JONAS was amazing ... aw :'( yep dats a tear . ( kinda not really ) . you were awesome .. nice spit take
0	Please keep acting like you're something you're not . It's so cute #Not
1	Yes ,... I blame you all
1	i have scuzz they sometimes have mcr hours which is great i have to go now but keep telling people to vote take care
0	Kinda sad that my show time is over for now
1	aiight G , I see u gettin up there in numbers
1	My boyfriend's getting me Salt & Vinegar chips cuz he loves me <3 Housewarming party later , lots of food , yum (:
1	3 Month Anniversary Today
1	Oi Ivete I read that she's going in September , but the woman is pregnant rsrs anyway I will provide atention
0	What is this shit , can't even win the title . #RodgersOut ! #sarcasm #YNWA !
0	Is a selfie with more than 1 face still a selfie #notreally #justapicture #questions #ithinkso #selfie #funny #logic #irony #thinkaboutit :)
0	National Archives has a nice web-interface , search for : suffrage feminism gives no hits
0	all generalisations are false ; but this too is generalisation #irony pic.twitter.com/hJ4v796oWz
0	eeek induction day !!
0	No , it was white . And Mary gave me Tylenol before I left her house . My stomach is very queasy and I have a little headache .
0	I love the spoilers(non)alert like " discover what happens with XxX in this week new episode ( SpoliersAlert ) " . It's GoT ! #Irony #GameOfThrones
1	Oh yuk ! Slightly wishing I hadn't asked .
1	just kidding , the fuckery is why we all follow you !!! I'm going to sleep for real now , peace
0	This Cilic was like scat on a shoe but finally he serves a double on MP down #irony #ajde
1	Theangelwithout yessir you admit it but i was more talking about my awesome ownfulness
1	well , let's see if the #Paranoid - jonas brothers will be in the MIT 20 . hope so .. * cross fingers *
0	yeah my stupid internet has been going in and out the last few days #vaughn
0	cant seem to change my dp
0	RT : #NHLplayoffs . Where homophobic slurs have been replaced by men squirting liquid in each other's face . #irony
1	NOW I SHOULD sleep . or try to . night .
0	Swear just saw mirage of my Navigator by my old building in my old hood . Maybe I'm just missin my old life .
1	hey . hows it going ?
0	you're just jel cause we have boobs #sarcasm #idonthavethemeither
0	Mille cafe's coffee tasteing like crap .
0	I just saw a guy in a Blake Griffin jersey pushing his Kia Optima #irony
1	boat races canceled yesterday , sandy ground was fun just the same ! did you go ?
0	my heart just broke a little ... and by a little i mean a lot
0	I had a really bad nightmare last night . I was caught by a bull while seeing a bullfighting .
1	Playing with helium gas filled baloons
0	I'm hoping I don't get more of this - - this coming week
0	RT : Yea up the EZpass on the right #sosmart #sarcasm
1	Yess im here . I just realized thiss .
0	yo do you have gordon's actual interview questions , as i have the HND ones
1	Runs involving dirt trails , salmon berries and defensive wasps make for succulent moments !!!
0	I made a Friend !! #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/aVEQXedozn
0	I snapped my acoustic's high E
0	Correction : it was a $1.4 B cut .. and #secdef vote on invasion was a RELUCTANT yes .. which makes all the difference #sarcasm #doneranting
1	Yup . Well , I guess it's a popular idea . that's good , right ?
0	RT : Heyyyy s/o to tokay for being soooo organized ya\n #not
0	are you trying to tell me you early microwaves ? #not healthy #5sosthelosttapes
0	thinkin abt goin to play but its kinda beginnin to rain !!
0	I am the most ridiculous person in the world ! my heart literally just ached !
1	- looking forward to hanging this weekend ! You are a rock star #followfriday
0	Sadly , due to work I will miss the Cup Final Here's hoping that Moyes Boys give those southern softies a right good thrashing .
0	You about as Spanish as Ryan Seacrest
1	did you get the crane ? lets just skip over the cavs debacle , wedding-stacy and clinton would have had a field day !!
0	fuk u joh if u cant say any thing nice dont say anything at all
0	needs to buy clothes and albums .
0	TERFs use the same patriarchal scientfic bigotry ( biological determinism ) that is used to justify sexism and women's oppression . #Irony
0	sun burnt lips are probably in my top three fav things to get #not
1	Woooow ! Hey u ! Long time no see for real ! We have catching up to do Im going to bed but lets talk this week .
0	I would do anything for a McDonalds just now ! Great idea not eating anything , makes me feel superb #Not
0	I wna buy soooooooo many things o fill up my closet !
0	I just feel crap ! lol thats crazy ! i wonder what will happen .. eek poor guy .. the situation sounds real bad ..
0	Trying to watch " Boys Before Flowers " . OMO ! Doki Doki scenes are making cry
1	Cleaning my room like never before ! I want to have everything sparkling for when I leave town , so when I come back my room is spotless
1	If only I'd have seen your tweet . You could have brought me a coffee
0	Tired myself out . Nap time . Fall asleep 2 the Cubs game & hopefully dream of em winning cause it doesn't look like its gonna happen 2day
1	Blow dried hair with my T3 and Kerastase . Hair is nice and soft
0	I wanted to ask you if irene still has her phone . U text her but nothin back thought she was learning from u LOL .
1	aw danny you better be alert . haha . jk . you need rest , that's why ,
0	could you make a video about boxing out ? The pacers need to see one . #sarcasm #fundamentals
0	ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ouchhhhhhhhh . =( =( =( =( =(
0	I often want to be sarcastic on the internet , without doing something like " #sarcasm " but I worry people will think I'm serious .
0	Watching MTV , & wishing I didn`t have school tomorrow
1	thanks
1	mtv movie awards tonightt !
1	Thanks again to all who helped make this a success . Congratulations to all our winners !!!! I wish everyone could win
1	Helpin with the little kids
0	yes but I can play while I work with this iPhone !! I smashed my screen on sat ok add me in facebook !! Lady Vivienne McCourt !
1	Husband is fixing my rear view mirror-so grateful to have a man who can take care of stuff 4 me ... whew I remember when ... well .. never mind
1	I is baking chocolate brownies yummy !!
0	Don't even know where to start for packing . #thanksforhelpmom #not
1	A ? ai is soooooo good !!!!
0	yeah . I applied a few times for google voice but they didn't love me back
1	awwh ! * wink wink *
0	Rise and Shine ? I might rise but I certainly am not shining Another gloomy day here in WNY .. rain with a high of 65 today ; isn't it June ?
1	Just got home . So tired and it was super hot outside . Getting the kids for bath and bed running a little behind schedule but oh well
0	for a change i am lost in twitter world today !!
1	Big hi and hello to all at Naxos UK - miss you all ! And of course , hi to the HK and US digital departments ! Nice work
0	no baseball that is next sunday if darren didnt mumble on the phone i would have gotten it the first time
1	Reached 300 followers , THANKS EVERYONE !
0	well that makes me feel great #not #fuckthis im just ganna stay single forever so I don't complicate anyone's life #gofuckyourself
1	Today is going to be a great day !! I feel it !! I'm sending good vibes out to anyone who wants to receive them
1	This dead & gone isnt that bad
0	My sister's married friend came to stay with us for a bit . I bet she thought living with single ladies would be fun . #hahahaha #not
1	Time to run
1	Going to my brothers graduation
1	Ah yes . And I have graduation practice . Alrighty . good luck to you as well . Goodnight .
1	Just goes to show - never underestimate the Power of Darkness . Thanks to Armaros we…dodged a bullet , so to speak…
0	Clean Me !
0	Almost missed the whole #nightshift tonight
1	Mmmm pho & boba go get your car washed at keppel for $7
1	ARRRRRRGGGH ! I cant wait till next weeeeeeeeek !
0	headache . bad .
1	KATY PERRY JUST TWEETED . coool !
0	My feet hurt .
1	had fun last night
1	well DM your name
1	I LOVE JAMIE CAMILLE ANTONIO HAPPY 2 YEARS AND 6 MONTHS !!!!!
0	- The outfit reminded my of Nick J . they don't have a curly hair option he even has a ring on ;) oh and Sims 3 =
1	I was thinking that earlier .. maybe we should start learning how to play the drums ?
1	how's your spanish ? i've been learning it forever .
1	at disneyland . fricken cold and the longest lines ever . lol my little sister is freaking out cuz she sees a princess . lol . #iremember whe
0	No more lost till february . Not happy I wanna not what happened .
0	cool #Sarcasm how is it going ? except for really busy and demanding I guess ?
0	Sometimes , there's no room for creativity . #PRproblems Hey , thaaaaanks . #Sarcasm LOL
0	Studying for final on a Sunday is so much fun . #sarcasm
1	found Larry King ! I love controversies !
0	Only Tao in the summer ?? That is not many
1	at work
1	Mine broke I tried that .... didnt work .... Good luck tho
0	Work is calling me again ... gotta get this project done . Hate being inside on such a beautiful day .
1	Strange feeling : Running Chrome with Bing on my MacBook ... what's happening ? Looking forward to monday !!!
1	you got my vote
0	On my way to school !!
0	Cheater ka eh .
1	that's so awesome ! Congratulations my friend .
0	feckin boiler has packed in this morning . good start to the wk end !!! #not
0	going to the dentist .
1	Gooooooooooodmorning mah twittah peeps ! * does the OMG where's my coffee shake it dance *
1	Good Evening and Goodmorning Everyone !
0	Breakaway - Kelly Clarkson I love that song do u ? ive been listening to it since I was 10 , it reminds me of my life
0	It's been an awful week but things are looking up ... I'm really gonna miss Adam though
1	wow . you guys get better every time i see you ... come back to chicago soon ! chicken cutlet
1	im glad mom is home today ... not fair she gets a week away and i have exams , sulk . lol and im gonna go watch my rugby boy later
0	Treat deez girls like u don't want em swear dey all on you #irony lol
0	Kendra has me so excited for grade 12 ! #not #toomuchstress #brokelife
1	spending time with momma happy mother's day to all the moms out there !!! xoxo
0	i lost my camera :'( i wz gana take pictures now my fun is ruined ...
1	That is a great picture Linda
0	Did ... didn't he die on the street ? I'm all for universal health care , but I'm pretty sure dead is dead . #ComicBooks #Irony
1	I'm off peeps ! At the dentist again so not sure when I'll be on or how much I'll be up to playing . Hopefully no root canals this time !
0	I just miss you so much bae , I have to tweet at everythaaang #NOT
1	glad you liked your present kevin ! love you too
0	please #squarespace I need a new phone
0	Still feeling really unwell
1	That's not false !
1	may m ? khu M ? ??? nh c ? ng nh ? u qu ? n cafe , ko th ? ch ? t d ?
1	already .. this is the best day EVER .
0	What an asshole .
0	Finally lost FM97
0	Can't wait to sit through 2 hours of award night and miss the ranger game !! #not
1	LOL ! Aww , thanks ! You're so sweet to share ! I've also got to make a mental note to at least LOOK at ddub and Danny this time !
0	if there was an for chronic eating disorders/mental illness my wish would be 2 eat pizza & play beer pong w/ #irony
0	every time you're on stickam i don't see you
1	The client is happy with the headshots from yesterday , so that makes me happy !
1	Hehe , you're an expert now eh ?
0	Watching one tree hill . <3 my back hurts !
1	Lol . Literally all the tweets tonight are bout pretty little liars . Lol .
1	> husband and clients are on SWA to Vegas for #ICSC #REcon show . You all always take good care of them . Thanks
0	fml , all my comforts will be taken away tomorrow and my usual routine will be flipped upside #woohoo #not
1	Feeding baby
0	Road sign on Chain Bridge road right before George Washington Parkway was hacked to read " HONK IF UR HORNY " pouring rain = no pic
1	- Not a bad view considering its middle of winter in sydney yet still 21 degrees
1	Donald Sterling sells team for $2 Billion & is officially " nigga rich " #Irony
0	Yes ! I'm so glad it's another Heat vs . Spurs Finals ! #not #cantwaitfornextseason
1	If you are following me , and you really are a person and not a bot , please tweet hello , so we can chat .
1	Making that ugly go away ? Glad to hear it ! Have a great day
1	Hahah i laught my ass off .. about Brody , Sleezy and Jayde ...
1	Exactly Just one more , just one more ....
1	I ran the Race for Life this morning , which was lots of fun . I did my fastest 5k race yet , which was good considering the heat !
0	sounds good , we were hoping to have a bbq looking out the window we've got no chance
1	Seriously . I even blipped a song about Monday . I knew it , I shouldn't start studying again , it's damaging my brains
0	I was so excited for the US OPEN but now I'm just left disappointed with shitty weather .
0	that's about as many people that are at the game today . #irony
1	Congrats , holmes .
0	Wow it's been a great day for my and accounts ... #sarcasm
0	Gotta love these assholes in my school #not #hate #them #all
0	Nothing like a curling iron to the neck to start the day . " OMG , its totally a curling iron burn " . Oh the good ole days . #irony
0	it was on Fox ;) My wireless isn't working
0	it's good when you literally revise a subject for like 4 hours straight but still can't answer anything at the end lol
1	oh , * THAT * Adam Take a look at the people I follow ( via my main page ); they're all cool ( not all that many fiberfolk , though . )
1	I want to win my very own pillow ! Retweet for a chance to win ! TODAY ONLY ! ( via )
0	#Not only that #Serge Ibaka is a key player , he's a monster as well .
0	saaaaaame uuuugh * turns back the clock to a time when oli's hair was ruffable * :'( xo
0	maybe it is that time of the month leave me alone i feel blowted and very heavy
0	me too I can't believe what happened .
0	oooh no ! I'm getting fatter during this short holiday
0	shower is currently cold
0	Great time last nite . Sucks had 2 miss Chicharones tho
0	is not feeling work ont his gorge day
1	Hola !
0	missing the wings game again .
0	Once again we see #Melton Labour has about as much substance as one of Ed's empty gimmicks . Never an alternative , no ideas → just sit & moan
0	HaaHaa its finished now lol
1	effectivement drole de chose !
1	Your right he's Ace #tlifestyle and he #tsparkles
0	Nine pages edited . Hopefully I'll do better tomorrow . Alex only napped an hour so my writing time was cut today .
1	have a good nights rest sweet dreams
1	Subway = yum !
0	work are taking my twitter and myspace from me until I have my baby ..... that sucks
0	There is a huge spider in my bathroom and i'm too scared to kill it .
0	About to prob freak out . Verrrryy bad storm and I hate storms . Ugh
1	- me and the bday girl ( ) !
1	Happy Birthday to ALL the GEMINIS ! EspEciAlly the June 16th Geminis ! { Oh yea 2Pac also}6/16 all day hahaha
0	passed my drivers test ! i can drive !... oh wait , i don't turn 16 till october
0	Kim making fun of Khloe doing a sexy photo shoot for her husband . #irony
0	sorry to here that feel better ok
0	It's Monday , I'm sick , this is just a great start for a great day #sarcasm #ihatemondays
0	Getting pulled over is a great way to start my summer . #not
0	I hope that Upton's left shoulder will not be a problem for him ...
1	I always keep a couple of bags of skinny clothes as motivation .
0	The amount of poop I have to clean up between 6 puppies and 2 adult dogs is too much #not
1	YES ! You have to come stay with me ! When I get moved in I'm going to find you a job and then you can come over all the time !
1	Yayy dannggg that was a mission . had to get my bro to 500 followers . KK U can resume to ur regularly scheduled tweeting
1	ops , i'd love it ...
0	My favorite home alone for the night :-) #sarcasm #scared
0	I'm sure you will make a great #reboot11 opening ! Still regret not to be there
1	definitely ! they will be able to go anywhere if you have any sticker ideas , we'd be more than happy to hear them !
0	I just love sitting in the car and waiting #not
0	love you too ! But you dont seem to reply back .. its very tiring .. i think i will stop you .
1	and I miss our morning chats , they were so random and awesome
1	Whipping up good ol ' spinach & ricotta creamy baked pasta . Ravenous after waking up from a 10 hour sleep . Life is good
0	After moving some Ikea stuff into my new apartment , I went to breakfast with my dad and then to work . It looks like rain
0	today sucks . I hit my head on a huge desk while I was brushing the dogs . plus other miserable female things . and overall feeling shitty .
1	shares i love lace !!!!!
0	Alright ! Hot , Sexy , Blondes retweeted ! Glad we're reaching our target audience ! #sarcasm #dontlookthemup #imserious
1	Come to Trinity Church for a powerful encounter with God ! 8:30 , 10:30 , 12:30
1	LOL This is one thing that batting those sultry brown eyes is not going to get out of me LOL
0	just got some thai walked in and realized my fly was open and I was commando .. hope everyone enjoyed the show ill be here all week
0	I'm never this self-loathing . I don't mean to be . It sure feels good to have friends who care enough to make me feel better . :-) #NOT
1	I know I cant , dont have to try
0	OMG that must have been really nasty
1	There ya go ! Enjoy a croissant for me ! Ooh lala ! ahah
1	leaving for tampa at 4 !
0	Wow ! And he came to work DESPITE spending the weekend at a UFC fight in Vegas ! #sarcasm #JohnnyFootball
1	me and my bud cam at the beach oh i missed him
0	Everybody Wanna Play The Victim . I'm Sorry I Ain't Know You Were The Only Person Who Had Emotions lol #SorryForBeingInconsiderate #Irony
1	who responded to mah emo tweets ... thanks guys . I lurves you too !
0	ont i halsen ..
0	Well , it's a combo of allergies & old age - this will be 3rd vet looking for relief
0	Not sure why I try to give blood anymore ... it seems like I fail the test 2 out of 3 tries
0	hope you feel better soon
0	i iz very ill !
0	He does look a little sad doesn't he . He must be missing you .
1	haha ! yuh aint knw iLove my skoob . hehe !
1	good luck with that !
1	Lounging around ... Good to be home
0	done editing my tumblr for the day . thoughtz ? eyes hurt , that means it's time to go to the gym and get off the comp . feel better schubz
1	China buffet king was awesome !! ? 6 all u can eat ! And a pint of magners on this lovely summer day
1	super .
0	I'm going to get naked on stage at graduation #not #scared
1	WOW ! Good for you ! We went there on honeymoon and loved it ! Good Luck !
1	Nice to meet you too !
0	yep it like literally makes me in such a horrible mood aswell defo not good for you ! X
1	this is probably the one saying what about google reader , maybe any rss stays for machines , we humans have twitter feeds ?
0	I wanna go clubbing !
1	In omaha at a random carnival live music and friends WOOT
0	That leaves me with replacing either my brand new $120 video card , or replacing my motherboard , which basically means a new computer .
0	However , if you think ignoring me and being short with me is effecting me ? Well yes it is ! Brighting my whole day right up . #not sarcasm .
0	#iPhone 3.0 Notes sync seems quite weird - Mac stores Notes on MobileMe , iPhone can sync Notes w/Mac but not MobileMe ??? No live update
0	Sorry I don't update that much
0	Getting kicked out of my house for 2 hours will definitely be the highlight of my weekend #not #openhouse
1	Dom O'Sullivan on a roll right now - bowled 3 out ! Worthy of a j20 moment ?
0	I'm just so glad you decided to finally put in some effort .... #sarcasm
0	having some fun boys ... #sarcasm
1	See you tonight !
1	??? ?? ??????? ?? ??? ?????? ?? ?????? comment reply ?? ?????. ????? ????. ??? ???? ???? ??????? ??? ???? ????
0	well true that , mad that it HAD to be vancouver though , hate how things wokred out that night AND ATL DIDNT COME OUT
0	Is about to go to work ...
1	Am thinking about meeting a rich man and becoming a house wife
1	Magic lost Tired of the Lakers ? So sad
0	I just received great advice about marriage from my single friends that are divorced . #not #listening
1	They're fucking EPIC !! I loves them so much ... Fazzi has been my hero since 2005 - so glad he's happier now in TBS
1	So this is ironic : I'm cooking chicken stock while vigilantly guarding the chicken coop against our local bear . #countrylife #irony
0	mornin'! I didn't sleep at all last night either . But sadly , it wasn't because I did something awesome . I just couldn't sleep
1	hello there ! many loves for #followfriday mentinon . how is it going ?
0	5 am feels like the middle of the night today . * skips off to shower *
1	might go do a little shoes shopping since I just got nearly 1000 euros back from my school .....
1	Byeeeeeeeeee
1	.... exactly ...
0	After a couple days of framing it's back to the editioning , more so as I have a free week due to an artist cancelling a visit
1	conference call with Vince Vaugn
1	ok ill do a couple replys ! send me questions , comments , anything !
1	Thank you !!
0	is feeling stressed out
1	good morning Brooke !!! Haven't heard from you lately ! I hope you have a great day !!
0	Holder announces task force on ' homegrown ' terrorists latimes.com/la-na-nn-holde… #IRONY when he is 1 of them #Tsarnaev
0	Tea and rice cakes !? I've never been an asshole but can I come anyway ?
0	- i killed the volvo
1	Ur Are The Most Stunning Girl On This Planet & I Love You ! <3 Its Skye By The Way From Australia I Called You Yesterday
1	you've got this little heart of mine in overdrive .
1	Good morning ! Hope you have a great Sunday . Can't wait to see you soon .
0	sending good vibes .
1	#SiliconValley Is a show about an invention of a system that would shrink any file to 1/2 allowing faster downloads . oh the #irony
0	Well Kendrick is off to a great start . #Phillies #sarcasm
1	Super relaxed at home . Looking forward to having a good night's sleep
0	Falling asleep to the soothing sound of enormous insects hitting the window . #not #terrifying #NoSleep
0	Lack of bike maintenance = bike seizure =
1	haha breakfast will fix that w/ a large cwoffee
1	Dog Walking shud B fun , its grt exercise , if its not for U and Ur dog , see ... Train Without Pain , instant results ,
0	yayyyy out of a job for a while #NOT im hella pissed niggas startin fires and shit
0	omg im so bored soccer training got cancelled so im at home sitting on the computer
1	Oh yeah now you mention it , I had a girl spam/scam call me on Skype . Wonder if they have 886 baiters / ' baters
1	not too bad - off to vienna tomorrow ( but working this Saturday too ) - getting time off later though
0	Waiting for the Doctorrrr - wee
1	sounds good anyway LOL ! x
0	On my way to malai's going away party . I wish I was able to roadtrip with him
1	Getting ready to partayy my lil ghetto booty off ,, hahaha
0	the amount of schoolwork i have is so absurd i might just watch the WNBA instead . HAHAHHAHAHA #NOT
1	it's pretty cool
0	The people that do open mic comedy at are so bad that it's actually really funny #Irony
1	Thanks , yall are sweet .
0	Wow smh , thanks for the compassion shows you really care . #sarcasm #sad #lifeistoshort #openedmyeyes #focused
1	- lol hiding behind the giant sunglasses
1	Finally home after a night of dinner and drinking with friends . Going to sleep now , hoping the bed doesn't spin too much .
1	Wow that's great ! Well done !
0	My printer tray pops out automatically when printing ... i did not know this ... but the deodorant can which aimed for my head apparently did
1	Uploaded slides of my today's preso at #barcampca09 . If you have any questions - comment there .
0	I'm sad . And my heart's dropped . I'm just tired of everything .
1	Hahaha ok got some bud , played Xbox360(real one LOL ) , now smoking a cigarette and about to sleep
0	On the bright side , still for exams to look forward too #Sarcasm
1	skypeeeeee
0	I love that my paycheck is gone the day I get paid #not #billsbillsbills
0	Please use the #sarcasm tag . I know alot of them is all . Decent people , not the average shithead scouser .
0	packed and ready to leave boro
0	i'm really sorry , i hope you're not mad who's being blunt ? xx
1	If watching me do what I do makes u step up your game then guess what - MY MISSION IS ACCOMPLISHED !!!!
0	We are strong together . That makes me strong alone . So for me to be strong alone , be strong with me <3 #paradox or #irony ?
0	i have a feeling they are in tha garage . i engraved the 3 paddles i needed to do with a dremel , uugghh its too small , and no power
1	just came back from the beach with a tan ??? nope a burn
1	getting oh so very anxious !!!
1	If you are rich the wealthy have to borrow money from you re :
0	At least your not crass and immature about issue #irony .
1	hey guys if u wana enjoy some wonderful music experience u can't miss following my swet new twit friend she is super awesome
1	Awww ... At least we share similar sentiments And I think your little nickname for your poor excuse for a peen is all too telling
0	their latee machine was broken
1	Pretty sure I'm getting carpal tunnel from my " ergonomic " joystick mouse . #irony
0	good luck 49ers signing all those players to new contracts . #not #yourtimeisticking
0	" Call the Council " yest was all about waste management & enforcement . didn't turn up yest to empty my bin #irony
1	No , KEEP BEING A DORK ! Dorks rule .
1	playing wii as always
1	man , i love that film !
1	#SaveWRAS #irony MT : What did it feel like when Sherman’s { GPB } army , 100,000 strong - was bearing down on your town { #collegeradio }
0	i look fugly i got a hair cut thats up to my shoulders
0	yes very sad but with the circumstances it's a must
1	Woooooooooooooooooooooo Swiftly
0	Had a rough morning . Weaning Noelan isn't fun for anyone . He's making sure that everyone knows he isn't happy soooooo tired .
0	It's funny because often times the games people want on PS2 we have on Xbox and the games they want for Xbox we have on PS2 . #irony
1	- Here's a sneak peek at my just finished mermaid doll .
0	I Bet Everybody Want The MIAMI HEAT To Win The NBA Championship ... #Not Happening This Year
1	Waiting for my MIL to come pick me up
1	literally cant wait until Pretty Little Liars Season 5 premieres today !!
1	Woke up and the real ninja turtles was on tv . Life
1	Running to gym , Cardio Kickboxing , Power Yoga and running home to get ready to leave for Kzoo !!! Have a lovely day !!
0	Yup , saw it on Bill Maher documentary on crazy folk lol Apparently their mock Palm Sunday festival is a big hit . #sarcasm
0	You mean to tell me Fly Boy Red didn't make the cover ?!?? Whet ?!?! #Sarcasm #ForTheSlowOnes instagram.com/p/noeWzXjiQT/
0	its too warm
1	Very cool hope it works out for you
0	Reading criminal law cases . Lots of them . Thoroughly . I am very bored and hate exams
1	A Shout Out for Chile , Gil ?
0	Any tips for a sore tummy ? Please be simple , I am at work so simple ingrediates will be fantastic .
0	Gettin a root canal today
0	Well Glen Johnson is going to Brazil .. That's wonderful news .. #sarcasm
0	I appreciate the people who post a billion selfies back to back . #not .
1	sleeep , gettin up to go to sar's to swim with the girls then tailgating and kenny !!!!
0	Still tired bloody cat and mouse game in the wee small hours - he'll be gloves if he's not careful !!
1	For all my followers here is a smiley face I drew for you . | | I hope you all like it .
0	feels really illl off to watch tv then bed . night xo
0	RT : Apparently im a big druggy , so does anyone have coke , ecstasy or heroin ? I need my fix . #sarcasm #idiots
1	... I sent it ...
1	who is coraline by ?? Have fun in ATL
1	Good morning . So where are you today ?
1	Not great - Friday's my birthday , beach party on Saturday ! Come on , 5-day forecast , improve !
0	still storming .. i dont wanna wait fot the bus in this emii (:
1	dying the hair for the summer ? and the skin colour ? From the picture , I'd say just dying full stop
1	awwh , I'm turning into a Carmelo girl again !! ( not that I even quit liking him )
0	ugh It's like perfect for me ! How was your math regents ?
1	- im pretty sure your the cutest thing i have ever seen .
0	not feeling so good ..
0	My wrist hurts so bad
1	guys i will talk to u 2morrow have fun hehe ,, i missed u , u know what lol
1	It's cool . Tryin ' not to be your mama . It's hard for me Hope you're having fun ! I went running yesterday ! Faboosh !
0	Feeling very poorly today . Hope I'm well enough for tomorrows reunion
1	I'll now remove my pedant hat
0	Anyone who puts 69 at the end of their name is skanky ! #GuysAndGirls #WhatYouTrynaProve #Thug ?! #NOT
0	It's alive but not for much longer , last summer was hard on it #sorryouguysmissedtheinvite #not
1	your so nice !! xx
0	I wish I had a good singing voice . I literally don't have talents , besides being real good at watching Netflix .
0	RT : Thank God for commercials ! #sarcasm >:/
0	#irony When the homeless are having an appeal week , written on the back of Jim Beam corflute POS .
1	I love you Sebastian . <3 . Thanks for the movie
0	. oh please don't get rid of your old taxi for a newer model .
0	Ember has #not erupted in \n➩ . com ♺\nyears . #stupent \n➤ follow ♟\n #out
0	thought was into the ticket site ... the browser stuck on no waiting time
0	My Holidays are so monotonous widout my gang !! Waiting for T20 WC to begin
1	Stephie I miss you .
1	haha malamang as one of my chef .
0	I'm so bored studying physical
1	Happy Mothers Day xx
0	i have a vague memory of t1 . didn't see t3 .
1	Haha , congratulations . I know how nervous it can get .
1	off to church and i get to see Dee
0	no dad , im not asking you what I should get , just telling you that they changed the menu . #im #not #four
1	thanks ! yep - I have read Not too bad for a lazy git ! Great info
1	Retweet from sivers : Last month I asked , " What's the opposite of music ? " My favorite answer : " business " . ( )
0	God , I love anxiety attacks #sarcasm
0	RT : New #quote : It's zayn javvad malik quote . Love ya ... #zayn #malik #quote #smile #does #not #mean #that #someone ... ht…
1	aha half watche dit already and i aint got no message
0	new rent boy is a " cultured " , " well-educated " , " refined " fellow ... #irony pic.twitter.com/UK9cNbJFTv
0	Love to know my 400 dollars I pay a month to campus ridge provides me with a safe and secure place to live #NOT
1	haha yesh bby teehee miss you too we never talk !! lysm xx
1	and the pink outfit ! HOT ! =D that's my fave " #Anoop look ! " 1 thing's for sure , #Anoop will wear AWESOME SHOES AS ALWAYS !
1	that's what I'm using , and although it started off slow , it's working fine now . Good luck #imu
0	Got Sunburned really bad today !! Yay !! I love not sleeping !!!! ( sarcastic ) #sun #burned #ouch #sarcasm
1	Makin ' a smoothie
0	I'm knowing if I start cooking the whole house gon wake up thinking I'm doing something for them #not
0	calming chopping . #irony ? #leeks #domesticgoddess #dayoff #beautyeverywhere instagram.com/p/o6QQs7JxOV/
1	Have fun !
1	ahhh . cant wait for your new season . you keep getting better
0	i found out im moving to Nashville !!.... in 2 years
1	i must attend more Philippines festivals
1	I'm watching the SNL repeat with as the host .
0	Renfrew's giving out free mirrors . But it has a positive message ! #irony pic.twitter.com/KGTB5OhHwe
0	Woah ! What the bloody hell are they doing letting that woman bash the monarchy on Question Time !? Oh dear , oh very dear !
1	Very funny . although it is now 2:50 pm on Friday Tick tick tick
0	Green Party handing out leaflets at the station , vast majority of which are in the nearest bin or on the pavement . #irony
1	So Jealous . Get me something nice Germs !!
0	Can't wait til this day is over
1	let's eat enchiladas
0	i found cat shit this morning not good on a hangover
0	Yay , I'm so excited for this project . #sarcasm #nobodycares
0	Oh I'm ok with all this noise and interruptions , they actually help me with my work ! Keep it up ! #not
1	you guys are going to LOVE me ! DVD QUALITY of wolverine streaming online ! no need to download or pay to watch
1	true though there are some private ones
1	Please Tom , can you wish happy b-day to my best friend ? She's a huge fan and it would be an awesome present !!
0	is at work ... this gon b a looooong nite ... i can tell ... & is havn so much fun w/o me i hope u get black as tar !!! lol
0	I am so tired of sluts i want someone that actually cares and wants to be with me .
1	Haha you're right Val , I definitely do
1	Oh ! PARALUMAN and Silent Sanctuary at Myx live tonight . Yeah . Can`t wait to see them .
0	I hate waking up 2hrs before I need to be really don't feel good
0	me ! * jumps in the air * I'm probably going to watch re-runs of Degrassi .
1	buy the straw hat to go with ? oh go on !
1	Photo : somethinglikeaphenomena : ur so pretty ! wow , i really like this picture gorgeous . thankyou !
1	haha I'm full of suprises I miss you ! When are you going to be here again ?
0	phiniiieeee hows you ? when will you be free for me
1	it's summer time !!!! Spent the weekend at the beach ! I love SC
1	" One of my best friends has a pretty severe facial deformity and she is literally one of the coolest , most down to earth people ever "
1	it's no small feat . Congrats on the anniversary .
0	I can't believe I missed this tweet .. I think I should get rid of the news feed . Are you ok now tina ?? Can I help somehow ?
1	wants to know where my maid is to clean my kitchen ... she is late .
0	Its always darkest before the dawn - no ... is it really ? #sarcasm
1	it was quality ... I wish I'd thought of it myself
0	That'll work . #not RT : Terrified of the NRA , Congress attempts to control the mentally ill
1	is excited about Game 1 - Lakers vs . Magic this Thursday ... Go Kobe !
0	We going hard tomorrow on that house . Red and I will be there between 7-8am #dayoff #not #procrastinationprobz
1	Thanks ! It's so awesome , I love it
0	Awake by 8am whilst Georgia still sleeps . Not happy , I want to still be asleep
1	Hey bro , long time no viddy ! Almost too long ! ( Yep , still working on new art , ) Check it out !
0	Gained 3lbs wish I could afford something other than top ramen ... If only I had a job ...
1	Was manic , but was a great day
1	Really ? Cause I heard the exact opposite . Friend said people were walking out lol . I hope it's good for you anyways
1	lol no just having a tidy up alot of people i dont really know are going in a more restricted group and the like
0	my eye hurts !
0	3am so will go to bed before my foot gets any further in my mouth ... so to speak . Have a good Friday .
1	XD ha ha sounds funny
1	In ICT meant to be working lol
0	Spent my morning in the hospital . Just what I wanted . #not #fuckthehospital
1	nice to hear that you want to visit India .. I assure that India will not dissapoint u
0	not when I'm sick its not
1	me too ! I love lucy !
0	Listening to " been there done that " and I pass all the right people . #lol #irony #seeyaBYE
1	Apparently .... my husband says " off the hook " a lot . someone tweeted that and it made me smile
1	I have followed it , and I shall join when the time is right * sucks at creative writing when not forced to do it for homeork *
0	The national spelling bee is on ESPN . You guys don't want to miss this ! #not
0	Long day ... I am getting bored and want to go home . I whined at Mom until she stopped everything & sat with me .
0	i knoooow .
0	Ben thinks he's so tough now cause he drives a Harley Davidsonnnn #OoooOooImscurrred #Not
0	yeah just repeat what I'm saying thats cool #not
1	Have a great day .
1	hey jess ... umm i changed my name so maybe that is why ? hmm - weird . handing my assignments in today
0	I know this is random but will you be playing in London before july 17 or in Oklahoma after ? becuase i have to move there !
1	thanks for the #followfriday love !
0	Love being ignored when I've done nothing wrong haha #not
0	Boy behind me for #FirstPitch : " Y do U keep asking me questions ? " " I get nervous in crowds " #Irony #CuteLittleShit
1	I can't sleep cuz the rain/thunder/lightning but I love it
0	All you had to do Broady was keep the ball in your hand , but you didnt
0	if thats not pride , I don't know what is . #Sarcasm
1	I like your Nike towel . it could be a LOT worse . don't sweat it ! xo
0	grr WordPress 2.8 broke my customized Versatility Lite theme
0	Hitting the sack ! Yes I can finally sleep . Hate being in a state of nostalgia ........
1	: Alchi !! Im on some absolute rite now ... Yay to alcoholics !! Woo hoo Rio ( G.M.B )
1	Hmm , that Trek's not bad - ask him when the bearings were last replaced and if the shock's been serviced good if under ? 175 say ?
0	So for some reason this summer is really making me miss my grandparents ...
0	That ain't a good look . Nothin sexy about that . And I get joked everyday
1	of course you are
0	Aww I love it when he retweets half naked girls #not
1	I played Guitar Hero with Andrew about a week ago .
1	FOURTEEN DAYS TILL SUMMER #not that I'm counting or anything
0	no ! cam to mi twitter party
1	there r a few of us local yocals around happy to find u on twitter 2day
1	your shippment of FAIL has arrived
1	So I'm going to be watching a performance of Hamlet . I figured they would have Ham Sandwiches here . Surprisingly , they don't . #irony
1	Hi , Linnet ! Thanks for the #followfriday love . Hope to catch up this weekend
1	Tkanks for that mate . Will stick with the free copy of XP for now though
0	i want to go out with my camera
0	oh and i have chronic nausea as a diagnosis now so YAY FOR LIFE #blessed #sarcasm
1	haha innisfil have fun wasaga boo !
0	#not me either ! RT : RT : I don't want to have to pretend to be less just so you can feel like more .
0	i wish Big Bang Theory was still on TV
1	I'm watching it now ! Awesome job so far , I love
0	Taking care of Daniel , who has a fever today .
1	WooOoooooooooo go you !
1	just been for a walk/jog im too unfit .
0	updating my BB storm ... phone less for 2 hours .
1	Helloo lost tweeterman How is life treating u , ha ??? I hope everything is ok sweet dreams to u .. probably ... haha
1	is there nothing on the crime network you can watch ?
0	Well it's just anti big business . #trains #sarcasm
0	i just killed a spider it was ugly .....
0	Welcome to #sarcasm news and today Mr. Schlong was sworn in as the president . We can finally say that our government is run by cocksuckers .
0	RT : thinks he should be a singer #noway #sarcasm
0	but you hate princess bride then u'll hate me . U & sean made me feel like shit 4 saying I liked it remember ?
1	It's not your day today
0	Oooooft thank you for delivering my new phone to my billing address instead of my delivery address , very useful indeed #NOT
1	Oh , like you're ever uninteresting . We all whine . All of us .
1	yay Tony Awards !
0	just had to insult , for a contest . that was difficult haha
1	What the hell is Twitter !? Seriously ? All i do is post what the french toast I am dong and people like this ? WEIRD ! LOL
1	HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
0	the bus rained on me
1	Ummm , i figured i'd leave that to you mostly , and then if i have any ideas or whatever just give em to you to use ( or not )
1	drinking her 3rd diet coke . and no food what so ever birthday tomorrow
0	stomaches suck
1	ah okay umh like the dome in cologne , the brandenburger gate in berlin and mh actually I cant think of any right now lol
1	no worries so ... u liked it ? oh , btw , about the AC thing , no problem at all either
0	Is tired and would like to go to bed only my Husband is doing his invoices and wants me to check them
0	Ach I'm back on t'internet , and has to go drive her mate somewhere so is w'out internet
0	High school musical and koolaid sounds like fun #not #partyhard
0	sitting watching the rain , things didn't turn out how i thought they would
0	sharing #suaju ' Dark House ' : Not exactly a warm welcome - Middletown Press #clairvoyant dld.bz/dk76w
1	Oh the hubster and I need to hook up asap for singing lessons !
1	no , I just wanted to say I love working with the bank ... I just really dislike the online services part
0	called and no reply
0	Class now is like so slack ... haha but i dun last long ...
0	#braquo Missed first episode , second is a real comedy fest #not
0	there's nothing to do today
0	Thinking about sex a lot ........ I am a nymphomaniac !!!!
0	“ : With that double , the #Royals now have three starters with a SLG above . 400 . Things are happening . ” #sarcasm
0	Glad I illustrated a background specifically for my Twitter account for it to be automatically rendered pointless . #sarcasm #notbitter
1	herreee agaaiin
0	Any ideas on how to potty train a palmeranium puppy ? Im having trouble with him and getting mad HELP PLEASE !!!!!!
1	i actually emailed the mamas yesterday
0	Sounds fun , but I'm on Mac/Ubuntu right now
1	Here's the deal , if you reveal the actual ID of ' the flapjack baker ' on your blog I will tweet the final workshop question
1	beautiful day twitts ... Mondays just got better
0	So companies can made a bundle by devising ways to get money out of consumers without producing a damn thing . #GoUs #Not
0	Lebron can't handle the heat yet his team name is the Heat .. Now that's #irony
1	Thank you for the great feedback ! I am grateful to be able to be of service to you
0	message me ur number i cant send you a message .
0	really want CSI : NY to be on ...
1	Tomorrow : gym , rehearsals , meeting Beth , more rehearsals and then home Lovely .
1	Glorious morning here in the East Midlands , time to plant up some new seeds from the Isle of Wight . Bar-b-q later this evening I think
1	why thank you !
0	I told someone to go fuck themselves today #lovemyjob #not
1	aww way to make me feel special
0	I know how to do my math homework #Sarcasm
1	She gave it to him i think . And he read it . And so have dougie and tom's mums .
0	I'm going to miss the launch . Wish I could stand in line with you . Wondering if I could get one after the 27th .
1	thanks you ! Just put it up yesterday ... jury is still out cuz the whole hooligan thing is missing .
1	Nice tribute about Lady Soames . She was a very good chronicler and writer . A chip off the old block , so to speak !
1	happy birthday
0	I want to become the beautiful swan not stay the ugly duckling ! #lifes #unfair #changed #not #worked
1	Hey Mariedees ! Welcome to our Twitter feed ! G'mornin ' to ya !
0	no one in a Hawaiian shirt ... boooo ! No shoulder salami this time
0	So I sent my laptop to HP in Houston to get fixed ... houston is flooded FMLaptop
0	finally caved and bought a little journal and a coke . No more shiny money . Two more hours to go in Singapore .
1	nothing just checking my email !!!!!!!!!!!!
0	it's the 5th of May ! That only happens like once a year ! #sarcasm
0	Fixing my exes parents computer and for some reason they're hovering like they've never hovered before
0	and saw beth when wrath was drinking from her , aww shame the raunchy parts just make me laugh tho , damn he must be good ! lol
1	Thanks for being a user ! Let us know how we can improve .
0	Love when I drop my phone on my face while laying in bed ... #NOT
0	Traffic I'd like to get to my apt in time to catch at least * some * of the blckhwks game ...
0	bc smoking weed and working a minimum wage job the rest of your life sounds good #lol #Not
1	Awesome And I'm good thanks ! Just about to go offline and work on a fic actually
0	why are you in banduuuuuuuuuuuung ?
0	awwwwww We'll have to do Rai/Min/Gen and Rai/Ibi/Tom some other time >>
1	The greatest part about mondays is the end spagetti and garlic bread tonight .. mmm mmm bitch !
0	nose is blocked , head hurts and so does my throat i hate being sick ! and this is totally the wrong time for it too !
0	All dressed , showered and clean-shaven and I have nowhere to go on a Friday night
1	ugh rough day ... VERY rough day ... finally going to bed
0	2 times in less than 2 weeks go brittany #not
1	Quickest way to be very different in British politics - study William Hague / Paxman interview and do not emulate
1	lemme join you ! i got my Nike+ Kit for iPod yesterday
1	watching wizzards ilmiley . ily :/ ox
0	Really love when ppl decide they wanna be late for their shift or just don't show up ... #not
1	True , I like that one too . Thanks Steve
1	zack is coming back for the season finale right ??!?! cant wait
0	Ughh . The one time I sleep in and somebody insists on calling my cell which causes me to completely freak out and fall out of bed .
1	I'm so siced cause Kevin Jonas said I was rude lmao
1	BATMAN ! Haha . That is the best picture ever You are sooo funny !
1	New Wall and Door Rhinestone Decoration Pillows
1	Family reunion was fun fun I'm sooo beat . Might sleep . Text meeee .
0	I don't think I've mentioned a chipmunk that made himself at home in our garage by making a sand pile . He ruined a blowup water toy .
0	When the guy yelling at you from his SUV that you're going to get run over on your bike is the closest car to you #irony
1	gave in to temptation & ordered some really cute digi scrapbooking kits from kaymillerdesigns.com in honour of National Scrapbooking Day !
1	Best birthday weekend ever ! what a beautiful day it is today . Pink tonight , Barcelona on Wednesday !!
0	My car is broken so I cannot drive to #atlanta to ride my #bicycle at #criticalmass . #irony
1	Yes , yes you do !
0	I swear Heriberto always gives me the cutest nicknames lol #not
1	Since u cant go 2 church , juz Pray , Praise , giveHim glory and Worship HIM at home ! HE is there too .. He is everywhere !
1	lol .. let's see .. xD you guys were awesome here in Lucena ..
1	Buying watches on the net is really a great adventure I just love this guy trying to NOT SELL me a watch . Lets see what happens .
1	the weather is weird soooo hot but it keeps on raining
0	darn no tour dates near me
0	One AP test down ... one more AP test to go . YAY !! #sarcasm
0	Id like to thank UBs winter semester for this never ending spring semester #sarcasm
0	nope
0	Oh no ?!?!!?! that was so clever as well sorry !!! i forgot ( I neglect myspace these days ) you still love me ?????
0	So every time I renew my rent contract , I find out what I've done wrong and what I should've done ... right after I pay the new checks !
1	surviving ... just about
0	Going to the doctor for a possible eye infection is just how I want to start off my summer ... #not #summer2k14
1	going to a show at Emerson tonight !!!
1	Ah , thanks for clarifying - I think I must have misheard . I thought it a little strange .
1	Eating hotdogs
0	RT : I'm trying to think of an ironic twitter post , but nothing is coming to me . HOW IRONIC !!! #irony
1	fox tongue bathing action ! I can film it and put it up on FurriesXtreme.org w00t !
1	Haga what about celebrity status
1	playing with bella // &&+ on the phone .
1	Woke up and the clock said 13:37 .
1	bored chilling lol talk to meeeeee
0	missed that 3 . He sucks ! #sarcasm
1	Wow . Very nice . I've had a walk around Draycott nr Rugby ( W Midlands ) , big river , swans , peaceful , lovely !! Have a nice day
0	boo
0	Oh look , the strip isn't there . I am so happy .... #sarcasm
1	We are ! Do my technique ! Haha .
1	Hey hey ! how bout giving us an impromtu concert ( CASELYTV live > )
0	looks like we'll be worshiping from home ... our lil man is sick again
0	Thanks , Sundial , for arranging to have no hot water on the day of my end-of-year exam . Extremely convenient . #not
1	Dont be so negativeee , im sure you will do fine ! I believe in you guys !
0	silly little boy , nice and dry in here ! ( work )
1	At how many times u Posted it . LOL , now I'ma sit back and see who is dedicated enuf to fans to respond
1	Geeky Girl Twitter Love back atcha !! ( in a very respectable and FU kind of way )
0	#PRETTYMUCH #ECARDS #IHATEPEOPLE #SARCASM #NOTEVERYONE instagram.com/p/nmN3baJXIr/
1	or not . drinks ardens apartment
1	Out to the mall with eddie the nerd
0	Monday tomorrow which means school .. I'm gonna have loads of fun #sarcasm
1	I'll take a look , and see
1	Your hair looks seriously great It's pure awesomeness ! Good luck with the post-production by the way ! ~ <3
1	now ... Taylor Swift is inspiring me to write with ' Hey Stephen '
0	G-rentz tn .. No HillsFinale+MTVMovieAwards party w/ + ..
1	hey everybodyy ! please follow they're great && awesome to talk to ! trust me !
0	Thanks for following me #sarcasm
1	I'm up . Breakfast consisted of orange juice and a little bag of mini choc fingers :') Done some revision already ... I'm on a roll today
0	I am lost . Please help me find a good home .
1	hahaha , fai . let's catch up soon aight .
1	" reflection ride " - you recaptured a moment for me 22 yrs ago when I was doing what you are doing today . good stuff .
0	hahaha god i know , just love indirect tweets #billybigbollocks #not
1	Anna & her brother Albert flying through the sky ...
0	To sleep I go ! I wonder what I shall dream about (: not more insects I hope
0	up early again to go to church with the family .... and i am missing warm weather
0	I was fucking pumped and now ... Well just fuck all this shit #happyprom -.- #sarcasm
1	if you want
0	My new saying is " first to the ball , last to give up " . I am sure will love it ! ;) #sarcasm
1	Up in the MoA
1	hm , I guess I have been silent for the past few days ... sorry
0	Just got tricked into babysitting for 4 hours #yay #not
0	She is home ... and then after an hour she is back in hospital ... why life isn't fair ? why does it have to be like that ? some inocent kid
0	What's wrong , love ? ?
1	is doing X-Men Origins : Wolverine for matin ? e , only $6 , holla if you wanna go !
0	I'm unemployed and I STILL don't qualify .
0	cry to wait no bawl is that how u spell it lol
0	Yep , lets put the direction of Ant-Man I'm the hands of the Anchorman director ... smart moves from marvel #not #theydontknowshit
1	Excellent I'm doing good thanks . Yeah , I was waiting for a launch of 2 new programs in a marketing system I'm in at 2am .
1	lol not possible #marsiscoming
1	well apparently 14C now - going up to 19 later - sunny all day
1	yay , new glasses .
0	DO WANT . I need a PS3 soon .
0	Press all day without Mili
1	Just beasted my spanish interview
1	I know ! Friday night is prime twitter time for me .
1	just treated my mom and i to a pedi
1	Watching hangover with jarryd , jared and stephanie
1	THANK YOU ( I know I didn't ask for them , but protest pics help too ! )
1	hey hey
1	Chillin with aubrey , autumn , mitchell , rachel , michael , jason , his mom , and people
1	Male #Combee do #not #evolve . \n♛ . com ➞\ndimercuric \n♚ follow ✷\n #banaby
1	bouncers ..
0	Can't believe is being rebranded something BORING like ' Salesforce Tower London ' . What a great place for a night out #not
0	My phone screen is just about as shattered as all my hopes and dreams .
0	Ouch . My left thumb hurts . Too much mouse usage , I guess
1	lol i tweeted about how tal sings better than adele today and then an adele fan account followed me #irony
0	OK , bugs seem to now be fixed . The last update should now be working for you , and everything from now on . Many apologies for the mess up .
1	Happy sunday
1	which one are you referring to ?
1	Yh sure , Susan's just performed and it's as expected . She was good , but a bit overhyped . I'll keep ya posted
0	RT : I LOVE walking behind people that are smoking #not
0	I love when people cancel at the last minute .. #NOT
1	just returned from " the loving hut " ... let your imaginations run wild ( jk , it's a vegan restaurant )
1	is gettin down on Left 4 Dead .
1	maybe the jonas can help us !!! come on joe think about a name ! we need you
1	Well keep an eye on you sir
0	Dark grass #does #not rustle . \n✸ . com \ndemanding \n by #MonsterMMORPG ϟ\n #pidgeot
1	u know i am telling the truth lol dont worry tagged is fun
0	I'm headed straight up It's SUCH a long drive as is ... I'm sorry ! Perhaps on the way back ?? I'll let you know !
0	work til 5 . quick dinner . class til 9 . I haaate tuesdays
1	twitter ... i mean youtube on a miley mandy vid lol !
1	What a beautiful sunny day , ideal for staying in and playing xbox
0	contd = Wilson could also endlessly mock House for his beard , god I can't wait till the season 6 premiere of House
1	joking ; i meant this thing about future of nano and stuff ; have a great day
1	lotsa new faces in twitter .. nice
0	- leave a comment on here or any other picture .... no one ever comments me on twitter
1	Strange to be at my mother's college graduation #irony #bravenewworld
1	Hell yeah ! I'm not complaining ! haha
1	I'm working on a painting due for school and hating myself for sleeping all damn day and starting this so late .
0	RT : I would probably be the topper in my class if #sarcasm is allowed in examination .. \n #DardUthtaHai #HowMailasDoIt -.- #storyof
0	i bet he had grand illusions of scoring a chick like you , #irony
0	Awake when non of the west coast is awakened my favorite . #not
1	It's now pissing down . Good old scotland never let's you down
0	damn I got basic Comcast lol
1	Imogen Heap Speak For Yourself .... AMAZING CD !!
0	unfortunately , if you search " Scott lovegrove " on bing images , you find my photoshopped " fat " picture from facebook
0	shawna182_08 flickkk that number isnt workingggggg * shawna *
0	o I hope you were not refering to yesterday sorry dude
0	well dang , I am not under 25 Maybe I need my own show lol
1	oooh man just want the weekend alll over again !!
1	A powerade coke sprite dr. pepper and fruit tropical mix is mai favorite at mcdonalds
1	a fellow #Firefox fan . BTW , hello -- how are you doing ?
1	It looks like every1's A okay tonight ! My tweeps are drama free
0	Lady is too she's freaking out
1	House empty , laptop full blast on shuffle , laying in bed tinkering with my mobile . Such joy
1	cant wait for tmr PT California Fitness with her Baby !
0	Especially when you ripped them off my neck . #not
1	WOW !! Lucky girl
0	hmm , if i get it .
0	The ratings are dropping 4 a reason . U can't blame laurel , she's barely there . #sarcasm
0	Off to my bed . I'm extremely knackered for some reason . Up at 5 to get ready for my work
1	why limit your story to 140 ch . Tell all what is annoying you at , it will help relieve your stress
0	I took an unexpected 5hr nap .... sooooo now I'm up & super energized all by my lonesome
0	Lmfaooooooo I almost bust my ass too . So I sat down
0	I really wanna bowl with Meg and Dia too but I don't have any money either
0	Nothing like watching the news this morning and seeing a certain someone back in jail #winning #not
1	- Why going green today ? ( green with envy )
0	thanks for your help . #sarcasm
0	your thong is hanging out ... so cute let me join your club #not
0	“ : Most got it right he's out but now the greater question- how confident are you VA crisis over ? ” #NOT
0	im stupid . it was one night and now i could be label for life because of it !
1	you are one to talk about dumb quotes !!! Dublin , Arkansas . right ??!??
0	The veggies are really satifying my food craving #not #bringmeicecream
0	RT : First Capital Connect , great train service #not #london
0	We took that French presentation way too seriously #not
0	hamlet ... romeo n juliet ... radio : ACTIVE live at Wembley ... McFly tour DVD's too money to me
0	So wish I could afford a mac
0	The class of 2014 shirt they gave us in 6th grade still fits me #perksofgoingthroughpubertyin5thgrade #not
1	Goodnight My big red bed is calling me .
1	haha dougie you are but thats why we all love you
0	Mobile to play supporting role during World Cup in UK . If youre going to Brazil best leave your phone at home #irony goo.gl/b6a0J4
1	3500 downloads for quickpwn 3.0 b5 with cydia , Thanks for playing
1	Just landed ... the Las Vegas skyline looks AMAZING ! Rawlins was GREAT , but it's good to be home .
1	ok , smart ass . You guys should add Marky Mark to the playlist , since Donnie produced a bunch of his stuff .
1	Feeling quite motivated this morning .
0	I hate that feeling of knowing you're going to get yelled at as soon as you get to work .
1	80 degrees . Not a cloud in the sky . Perfect day for a BBQ . Come in by if anyone is in Chiswick .
0	#rickroll 4 hours on youtube
0	RT : Oh how love when people don't respond #not
1	- Wednesday , 630 am . Nuf said
1	No pink shirts for Jake this wkend , but he's got a purple one lovely colour :p
1	ok outta all 981 of my followers , only about 10 of u ive talked to lol dont be shy i dont biteeee
0	brain is on fire
1	A VERY HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL MOTHERS OUT THERE ! Mamma Mia - Abba ?
0	I wanna be in san antonio
1	Aw , do you have the McFly calendar ? x
1	Everytime I watchh a movie and it ends I always feel sad . Hm .
0	lmao . he in a whole nothin state . lmao . like 4 hours away hmm . I'm beefin with him anyways . smh . lol . phuck him .
1	it's LADiES NiGHT tonite ! it's been a looooong time since i've had an ALL girls night .
0	I no feel well ...
1	I love this stuff . I literally feel so good right now !
1	uhmm . just having fun wid my new twitter
1	YES ! Just not from my mobile phone . I will re-tweet the Mariel Hemingway review as soon as I return to my office .
0	creently making members of my family call and vote for . My brother is especially excited about that #sarcasm
0	I know bro
0	I got some yesterday but blocked them . They're like nasty bugs - scuttle in everywhere . Annoying and boring
0	I never could find a twitter tutor .
0	My diabetes doctor makes me feel fantastic about myself #sarcasm
0	it kind of sucks the growing apart part .
0	I can't get it either Maybe it's just cached on yours ?
1	home finally . uploading pictures soon
1	My mom just told me ab this : 10 yr old me : " Mom , that man has no moral character . " ( re : Clinton during the Impeachment . I started young
0	another weekend of cold , wet rain ..
0	I wanna talk to someone
1	well .... OK ... you can carry on then . Dinnertime over now anyway
1	Cool ! I wish to donate ten turtles !
0	Frustrated that I am now sharing a room with my little sister
1	... Could definitely be one of the reasons ...
0	oh my god internet explorer 6 and 7 i just don't understand you guys
0	Buying an engagement ring at walmart is super classy #not
0	Django switched from master/slave terminology to primary/replica . Yes , it's in the master branch ... #irony
0	heard youre coming to town this weekend ! why am i always gone when you come ? not fair .
1	suggests you watch ' Osama'!! Get it on Netflix
1	LOL . I'd like to be . But I can't justify with the attendance
1	graciassss !!!!!! I'm so excited <3 so you finally got a twitter )
0	My stomach hurts !
0	I saw homeless women who were twins pushing the same shopping cart . They both were almost run over by the same bus #SanFrancisco #Irony
1	No sixes allowed
0	Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobiais fear of long words lol #irony
1	I have date
1	Volunteering at American Cancer Society Skyline Soiree
1	Sweet , bro .
0	Trust me , " patience " doesn't cut it when you are trying to feed 3 kids out of coolers . Spoiled milk , anyone ? Yum ! #sarcasm
1	Let me guess , the usual muscle aches ? Go easy on the exercise my dear
1	Yeah I did thanks dude . Gonna chill on the decking with a couple of Bulmers I think Are you busy ?
0	Tried working on the back stoop to enjoy the weather , but I was becoming dinner for the insect population . Back indoors .
1	Now Tweet via Berry
0	I've lived another day ... And it's the morning . #hubbahubbarevue #darkgardencorsetry #sarcasm … instagram.com/p/oi-ebKpE1f/
0	sad face itunes download crashed my laptop this am
1	y r u up so early ? If I know u like I know u ... ure lil butt was up all night lol . Abnd thanx
1	having my lunch ... hmm yummy
0	Yoooo and that was just my ego on meeeee I'm sorrrry #not
0	FUK YOU RG ! you broke my fukin heart gin-tonic tonight
1	still got couple of units though .. useless booking receipts ..
0	Dawn is breaking , birds are singing and I'm only going to sleep now
0	RT : I'm SHOCKED that ESPN would mention the Cubs WS drought . \n #sarcasm
1	By the way , how is your book going ? Would love to get it once it's out .
0	Thank U ! It opened this time ! I would love that ! I had a French press & broke the plunger , never replaced it ! Goooood coffee !
0	GRRRRR .... my eye hurts ! ugh , i was sleeeeepy those kids wear me out !! ima just chill for a while and watch t.v with my mommy .
0	ok well i had to go out and cut the grass anyways ... hubbie too busy playiing xbox so i had to do it
0	RT : Yay its MonTuesday ! Cant wait to get to work , i love it ! #Sarcasm
1	I love you back babe
0	Ashley tisdale , I love you !!! But why did you dye your hair ?!
1	Just saw some screenshots of our new Twitter-integration at ekstrabladet.dk - nice work ,
0	I literally just said the same thing !! I'm so over it
1	I'm going to be rolling with to BlogHer ' 09 ! SO excited !! Ok , gotta get ready to see " UP " It's gonna be SUCH a good day !
0	Beyond happy about getting this retainer #sarcasm
1	Do not fear the dumbbell , embrace the dumbbell , it is your friend
0	Something extremely rare happened today , I stole home . I know I'm fast as lightning so don't be surprised #sarcasm
1	happy mothers day to all the mommas
0	RT : I highly doubt anyone loves life as much as me right now #sarcasm #muchsad #manyfrown
1	awww , how lovely I hope your new job is going well ? xx
0	hate you so bad cuz I was thinking the same but high school was the time
1	awww thats awsome please take a picture then I Love you and soo much !
0	desperately trying to find the full Andrew Denton/Enough Rope interview with Richard E . Grant and it's the ONLY one I can't find !
1	I have amazing friends . I love my jenny and my michelle .
0	I miss New York !
0	thnks 4 screwing up the channel guide & having me pvr the tour of turkey & not the first half of #RTZ gm7 ! #sarcasm
0	I was literally JUST looking online for one #irony
0	Ashley's parents said I looked like a drug dealer driving my uncles black Cadillac w/ tinted windows #not
1	Yes , it's Monday , but I'm glad it's a new week . Clean slate , let's start fresh .
0	he's a fabulous person to have another kid w/ #not
0	i just told my bff God takes a while to prepare our perfect man ... her's finally shipped !!!!........ but i think mine is on backorder
1	Just bought some books , i havn't bought a book in i don't know how long ... anxious for them to arrive now
0	Big Gay Wedding this afternoon , Hat is ready . Pouring with rain And my legs are killing me . * reaches for pills *
1	watching hannah montana : " me & mr. jonas & mr. jonas & mr. jonas " best hm episode ever .
1	Find that reuben and write me some posts for FSD !
0	hahahahahhaha I hate you so much ... thanks for picking me up ... #NOT
1	Yes . It was the bank thing . Thought I'd have a little fun with you .
1	just finished the Payu Poster that Oliver wanted me to Draw
1	Reading avalon high ! Hah , I'm surprised
1	That was the fastest connection of MY LIFE !!! In Salt Lake City ... almost to Seattle
1	finding something to do
1	maybe I should try drinking more of this ... ?
1	Usually im a night owl ... whats up with this zonked by 12 crappola ? Gnight my fellow tweeps
1	Breakfast with Heidi at peach valley !
0	being so tired and not being able to sleep , have to get up at 6.30 for work
0	“What A Complete Fucking Shithole” Kim Kardashian Says Leaving Ireland\nMay 29 , 2014\nIsn't a delight #not
0	awwww shucks
0	Hitting my computer used to make it work . Turns out that's what broke it too . #irony
0	Don't you love when your mom messes up Mother's Day in every way possible Thank you .... I'm so sorry I tried but that's not good enough
1	no !, just didn't know if you thought putting stuff on your cat was phobe instead of phile . Glad kittys like the dome .
1	- benjamin & i ... graduates of roseville area high school . 09 !
1	Bout to hit up the movies tonight wit and her friends we r going to go c the movie UP lol
1	okay all , heading off to an incredibly early night : before midnight is amazing , before 11 is kind of unheard of recently ..! keep smiling !
0	Chef- " hopefully during the weekend you have time to do research . " Cause our one day off from school gives us enough time catch up on hw #not
1	Okay you know somethin is good when you dream about it . Land of the lost dreams are even stranger than the show . Can't wait for the movie
1	No probs , like I said , super quick edit to brighten it up a bit and change the boring sky
0	Win this for #drake he's had a tough year #sarcasm #raptors
0	oh and i think there going now
1	Rise & Shine Mo Fo's , looking forward to a great daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
1	counting down ...
1	a I forgot to tell you that I lost ur phiten bracelet . Well it's in my room but yeah . Love u no homo
0	But who had the bright idea of doing a leg/butt workout the day before my longest run ? Oh , it was me , what a good idea #NOT #OUCH #DOMS
0	Noo ! I guess it's the cold weather that I've been enjoying ... lol .
1	do remember to spare time for lunch though
1	its not a bad thing tho !! ur gonna look like 25 wen ur 60 lol ppl tell me I look like i'm 16 sumtimes
1	oh . hmmm . i thought the bdae is wed ? celebrate together ? lol . we'll talk tml about the plans after 9pm !
0	basically the the gift has been knitted and now I need to cast off , I don't want to ruin it ...
1	AND birthday 3 days
1	I'm excited . I'm about to go watch a movie , i still don't know yet though
0	Oh surely you can't be serious , Qatar has absolutely no control over al Jazeera .... \n #sarcasm
0	Mouth orgasm ? Mmm I wish I could have some coffee
0	" It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to " because now I'm 30
1	awh no !!! hope you did
1	OutSTANding Toastmasters meeting tonight ! Six , count ' em , 6 people signed up or will next week ! Well done everyone , now : Conan !
0	Masterful game . Was heartbreaking to watch sister die 30 mins in .
0	i've got work later ! man , i just cant connect to the internet there .
0	2 days with offshore wind . I just can't kitesurfing
0	oh no ! sorry to hear that ... damn that sucks
1	Will do !
0	working an 11 hour shift and it has been a pretty quiet day just lonely in this salon ... who needs their hair did ?
0	The most hideous spider everabsolutely wonderful , that makes me feel soooo much better #not
1	Good look , I said a little prayer for the little one
0	You misted it . I think they might run that skit again until it gets old .
1	" But we are #not of those who #shrink back and are #destroyed , but of #those #who #have #faith and #preserve their #souls . " ✞ Heb 10:39
0	I just love it when the bank forgets to give me back my license #not
0	My graduation balloons deflated !
1	Men , your prayers are answered ! Well , sort of - if you are a stylish one . See why ... you will thanks us
1	What kind of business are you working on ? I saw your tweet to she recommended Joel Bauer , a friend of mine .
0	Is the ECB truly independent .. ???. Some may say they are in Germany's pocket .. #sarcasm
1	Hil I've been searchin for ur twitter ever since ! can i just say somethin ? ur my RoleModel ILY ! Say hi to Haylie
0	back to work , no squash blossoms
0	aww it sucks when friendships dont work out x
0	parents said when i get my license i can drive with my boyfriend but im not allowed to drive with my friends ... that makes sense ..... #not
0	i . hate . many . things ... i know its my fault maybe . but i cant stand it . bitch .
1	That depends on who's saying you don't do anything right .. Perhaps it's him/her who's wrong not u !
1	nothing much going on at the moment ... work was fun though
1	kind of very pissed off that my parentals are going to NYC in Septmember without me . but now I just figured out what they can buy me !
0	ACK I missed the new David Crowder because I was at the gym . Guess my smart thing had a downfall
1	No Kristian Digby and Ed Hall on To Buy Or Not To Buy , dissapointing .
0	cant afford to see Angels and Demons , so i watched it for free :
1	is officially sixteen
1	please don't do the satanist thing I like religion free best .
0	she needs to stop thinking she's cute bc hon you're about as cute as a horse is
1	Not at all . I laugh every time Kiwi skids into walls .
0	Oh I need to get ahold on my conditions ?? Really ? I didn't know that after 21 years of trying different things #rude #gottalovefamily #not
0	At the end of the day I'm me\n #not changing for No ONE !!!
0	Rosepins I'm sorry to hear that .
0	Awe I love when you call me bitch and dumbass #not
1	hey if you haven't already done so , you should start following TFLN
0	Feeling cut off from tweetworld .. not had a single tweet to my phone today
0	murders in mission viejo , lockdown at Dana hills , and break-in robberies at Tesoro . wow Orange County is so safe I totally feel secure #not
0	didn't think he would be going , you too km the piss to much last year #not seenyoufor10yearsfriend
0	are doing a Last Fan Standing program ? They should probably mention it sometime ... #sarcasm #talkaboutsomethingdifferent
1	Last exam this morning ! Yussss . And then last minute prom set-up things all dayyyyy . I'm already tired
1	yellow monsters latests
0	Is St Rita ( 24-0/1 0-0 ) vs St Laurence ( 21-2/9-1 , ) a good matchup ? I'll find out at 430 with updates #Mustangs #Vikings #sarcasm
1	things are definatly getting better around here minus my stupid school >:[
0	All day i've felt like I'm going to vomit
0	Sorry but I can't hear a thing
1	Just waiting at garage . 15 mins before i kick off for them being incompotent time wasters - tho i'd rather not have too
1	start working on it ! might be coming to TLV-CT tomorrow to write some episodes for my killer Sci-fi show . wanna meet ?
0	Omg i feel like death
1	i just relized that green day has a very cute lead singer . i need to get the poster from under my bed and put it up again
0	Sorry , wait , what , this is literally not as hilarious as you think it is .
0	This was in my fortune cookie #irony #storyofmylife pic.twitter.com/QIBkzmPWPf
0	It's cool . I'll just spend the day staring at my wall . #sarcasm
0	I really glad you care that I leave for school in a week ... #NOT
0	found a spider in the house . i'm scared and can't sleep
0	Ho hum , I'm bored without THA .
0	lol , wait add who ? :S Sorry I got confused . And Good luck with your exams !!!! My exams don't start ' till after 2 weeks .
0	I just love being the only guy/person under 40 in this department store #not
0	Got orange pant on my fav free runs ... Today is obviously my day !!! #NOT
1	Facebook is such a trip ! That's funny . Did you accept her friend request ?
0	maybe that's why everyone kept askin if I was ok ... because of the look of having a blast .... lol #NOT
0	She's not coming down until May 4th now
0	That DIII selection coverage by the NCAA was #sarcasm
1	" for some reason " I am following her too .
0	Can't wait to get tje puppynon July . Hope it will help my missing rhn so much not be so bad
0	Im still wondering on how to put my twtter at my blog
0	soooo happy my laptop charger decided to take a shit on me . #not
1	just had breakfast and the little ones had totally ferret
0	maybe , but I certainly know how clubs are run . It's always the boards fault #not
0	Just boarded the plane to Belgium to play the mighty Star Wars tonight . 1 mc down tho fingers crossed Stamina can make it
1	is off for two days
0	Almost crashed while looking at a billboard about keeping your eyes on the road #irony
1	is stoked for spring ! Amazing wild foods ! Nature is abundant ~ bless up !!!
0	This guys designer jeans are easily my favorite part of his concert #sarcasm
1	Just sold fab sparkly wallet . Good because I was wanting to keep it .
0	Happy Birthday to everyone in the world whose birthday it is today . #NOT #AsIfIGiveAShit #Hahaha #ATwistInTheStory #PrimeWit #Wit
1	I've never danced more unashamedly in my entire life before , and I wouldn't have it any other way . God is a living God .
1	Im off to bed ill catch you guys on tomorrow . thin positive thoughts ( about me if you like ) and keep it real . Night ppl !
1	Ok , that went the way i wanted it to go !
0	RT : We're all sitting on the gym floor like kindergartners in gym class waiting for roll call . #irony
0	Alves ! I am soooooo sorry ... I have been neglecting Twitter ... Bad Sammy ... How does this week work for you ? Sorry again ...
1	Eating " Manshi Mix " . The namkeen I make mixing many things together
1	Hmmm ... Google is the Beast . Not sure about MS . So , it's a draw .
1	Strawberry banana and vanilla wafer yogurt land . I'm quite happy right now
1	yeah , i have literally two plans this summer its looking good x (: we need to hang
0	5:30 am storm passing over but lite rain & thunder .. we might not hav power until this evening .. it could b bad when d sun shines
0	nothing to do work ugh
1	smiling to the sun
0	waiting for my daaaaddy so long
1	Try for recipes of any type . She is full of them
0	couldn't see the second episode of Greek
0	Gaaaaah I swear , homework is the worst thing in the whole world . And being me i left it alllll to the last minute .
1	wish i had few more hands ...
1	I was born in 1980 . Donna wants me to quit whining that my 30th birthday is coming since hers was a couple years ago .
0	I am really dreading my phone bill this month . Crazy amount of time spent on outgoing calls . ahhhh
0	Just spent the rest of my bday money on my ap lang books so excited to start this summer work ( #not )
1	oh good ! that's how we feel at night hahaha buggin out ... ( my kid laughs at that part ) =O
1	I purely meant decent as in pretty damn good
1	loving the loverly weather i'm revising in the sun
1	off to try to take a shower , and maybe wear some goggles in there too . Safety first kiddies .
1	Have fun , bud bring ur ax to learn control !! Lol
1	How close should BING match up to google so people may easily shift , what can it still do differently to establish its unique image ?
1	thanks man you too see you in September x
1	I'm havin a sleepover with Matty !!!!!
0	I don't wanna be sick anymore , my tummy is killing me again
0	My tummy hurts
1	went up mt cootha today
0	I don't think aiming for an ass like Beyoncé and a flat stomach by August is particularly hard ... #yeahright #needmotivation
0	chem exam . having a bad day . blah . newcastle shopping after exam . I need to buy new sunglasses because i lost mine
1	my husband is the perfect heating pad for my tummy
1	Good morning
0	Yes ! I thought it was annoying .
0	RT : The reality show I keep pitching about people gaining their dignity continues to be rejected . I guess I don't get this gen…
0	pity - absolute legends & a great night out ! Just booked 2 tickets will be pleased ! #not !
0	nope no milk , just cookies ... and they're all gone now !!
1	catherine is terrific , again
1	SAME me and emz were in discussion
1	- unattractive holiday hair
1	Thank you .
0	Unfortunately , I'm finishing some house stuff , no blog stuff . Wasn't feeling motivated to start on stuff at 10pm .
1	me too , but I wanted Federer to win RG too , it wasn't to Nadal but still he won ! He deserved it !
1	Yup , nothing but real talk !
1	listening to ' jazz moments ' . keeps me awake while reading about eclipse rcp . It's my first day of work . Praise God .
0	Yeah , it was .
0	Home lost the baseball game by 1 friggin ' point ! Now I'm gonna scrap .
0	this laryngitis is giving me such a sexy voice #not
1	Oh God , don't remind me about maths =/ It'll be my second 2 hour long exam tomorrow ! Good luck Xx
1	I did fool !!! LOL
1	Omg . And i frgt #followfriday
0	Just spilt coffee all over my phone . #imawinner #not #epicfail
1	Oh and Kim , my bestest friend in the world , can't forget her . But then she kinda goes without saying .
1	It feels like a school night . It sort of is , I guess , w/me having to go to school tomorrow to do stuff , but it's a weird feeling .
0	GODDAMN !!! I'm sooo bored tonight !!! Pffft !!! Nothing to do , Nothing on tv ... this sucks ...
0	have fun on your picnic . looks like it's going to rain , though .
0	Yeah CPW told me the same on Sunday . Don't know which network will be getting it tho !
1	TGIF !!! Although it's 8:04 and I have already been screamed at by a hormonal 7th grader . I love my job
0	Left my charger somewhere . That's the way to start off my charger . #not
0	Yeah thanks for the warning message re : data usage #NOT . Rogers looks better and better each month .
1	haha thank youuu
1	Going tanning ... getting a pedicure ... going shopping ... maybe to the pool ... then hopefully seeing Jason xoxo !
0	- T Duncan just said " We have 4 more to win and We will do it this time " . #NOT . Let that fuel your fire . GO HEAT !
0	jus had my last meal of the day ! .... this diet sux old salty balls & im not feelin it ....
1	getting ready 2 eat breakfast ! byee !
1	officially uplifted follow me ! #ASOT400
0	re : manwhich . I thought you were referring to something sexual . You were talking About food .
0	Oh ! I can only imagine how that question made you feel !!
1	Listen to SmoothJazz.com while my sister keeps us all up ! * sticks fingers up *
0	You must feel cool talking shit and spreading fake ass rumors wow you really are the big person ... #Not #FakeAssBitches
0	just got welcomed from twitter .. not really as cool as msn though
0	“ : US concern over Australia's climate stance smh.com.au/environment/-3…” I love the Left is concerned about US opinion . #irony
1	Lol Like that movie Click ... which I have never watched to end ...
0	crap . i barely slept 2 hours and im awake . I had a bad dream but i never have bad dreams so that is soooo weird . im going back to sleep !
1	totally just woke up . Yikes ! Let me know how it went
1	haha regular old sneakers r the best shoes evr n flip flops too ! ^^
0	I love when my mom plans pretty much a grad party for me when I had already told her I just wanted a family dinner . #not
0	ohkkk not going movies no more or hangin out with the brothers . they ditched me so now im home watching movies .
1	Hello EVERYONE !!!! Doggies included I have not tweeted in about 5 days !! weird ..
1	yeah i didn't change it i was just touching up the roots . my hair is dyed black right now . i look like betty boop
1	yep !! kinda hyper rite now !! kinda goofy so yea
0	trying 2 reset body clock & not fall asleep til 10-11 pm ; so i can live in the day again ! hanging on 4 hours sleep since early yesterday
1	home with my boys obie in my lap , drew eatting ice cream ... Doll Shoot today ! I'll upload pics tomorrow )
1	lol .. well I go up and down on a whim .... when ya can't work , ya sleep when yer tired and get up when ya can't sleep
1	tell her i cant find my phone and its on silent :S and eh ask her who is going to the beach
0	Nevermind . I read you can't get that till later when AT&T gets it's act together dangggg .
1	cmon c0me here , then visit my h0use in my t0wn , purwokerto . lol . thanx2 . xD hav a nice satnite then
0	An evil suicidal munchkin from wizard of oz is under haleys bed and we're scared
0	I'm so glad ive got to endure another 12hour shift tomorrow aswell yay ! #Sarcasm
1	woooooo ! Tomorrow !
0	I am not happy about things right now . it's a feeling I just can't shake ! Ugh !
1	lets go to ... aspen !
1	Psh , as if ! Cap'n Crunch needs no sugar ! It's yellow sugar cubes , basically !
0	don't put openoffice on your mac , everything else will grind to a halt ... personal experience with it is bad ... #slow #java #jdk
1	Made pork ribs , shells n ch noods , beans and salad for din mmmm ... now to shower and clean up pups and watch some tv with my family xxoo
1	heyy people , what's up ? i am really bord right now
1	Happy Birthday ! May your day be spent so well that you will never recall the events of said day and night
1	: W ???? h ! Ina made a new photoalbum in Sch ? lervz . With RONNJA ! xDD Ronnja in the snow ! xDD
0	Wish I could sleep with all my ex's friends to get his attention #not #nasty
1	just having a browse at various web sites , then getting ready for Roast lamb Dinner round me mums !! yummy
1	thats funny my new leader
0	Aw ... Sad . That's the only day next week I don't have court , and I think the run ends July 5th .
1	On my way back from carson's grad party .
1	I hear ya , but just who are ' reg people ' these days ?
1	Ok my twitter fam , I'm off to bed . No writing tonight . Bless you all and tell your friends about me , &
1	Everyone listen to David Archuleta's album ! SOOO good
0	You're not even dating her and you're already ditching me for her . Real cool . Best Friends Forever ! #Not
1	You're so cute !
0	Is that illegal if I hv like 12 cans of red bull at home now ? hahaha I'm a huge fan of redbull but I'm not on drugs
0	Maybe the weather will change again , but forcast suggests rain for game today
1	oops ! TWEXY that is
0	Darn it .... I still have that ringing in my ear eversince last night ... I wonder what is it ...
0	$9.20 for a meal at McDonalds when I could pay $8.50 for a sushi roll meal . Guess I know where to take my business .. #imlovinit #sarcasm
0	i can stop crying
0	Taking care of a sick puppy today not sure what's wrong with him ...
1	Lmao " : Hehehehehehe literally if you knew RT : Lmaooo Bongz is dicking u good neh ? Hehe kumnandi ""
1	Oh , partying til tuesday , total win ! House party tonight , bar/club party tomorrow , lake party monday .
0	he da type of nigga dats gone go hang wit niggas dat stay callin him bitches n soft af ctfu dats 300 #NOT
1	Hahaha did they make you wear leather hot pants with your ugg boots ? I know I'm sarcastic
1	Can be a MECHANIC ! hahahaha finally fixed BELKIE the BELKIN cooling pad * woot woot *
0	RT : Geo needs other media help to spread news about them ! #Irony !! :)
0	Togepi do #not #shed #their \n⚄ . com ♬\nshell . unoffendable \n♗ by #MonsterMMORPG ❑\n #run
0	Bout To Watch Haunted house 2 while I'm snacking #not sleepy #big chillin
0	Last paper Monday & I don't have any will power to study . Probably going to have to re-val for everything . My life is fun #not
0	Today was just a wonderful day ! I spent most of my time downtown . The most gorgeous part of the city . To bad the day has came to end
1	getting ready to leave for the JC . here we go !
1	Another amazing night ... drivin n the rain love it
0	The student center is bumpin #sarcasm
0	i haaaate this , i want my phone
1	you are GREATLY missed in Detroit ! Congrats on a GREAT season in Denver ... My now 2nd favorite team !
1	Muscovy ducks are good eating . Taste like roast beef . I used to control the population ( at night ) at my old apartment complex .
0	RT : Lol this day keeps getting better and better #sarcasm
1	Have a good night and a great weekend !! ( weather permitting
0	And bring me to NY too please #sarcasm
0	I guess its good though since I doint have my laptop
1	woah just realised my blog is past 13,000 views its probably going to become more of a design/ rad things blog now . when im not being all
1	that sounds like a wicked awesome pms/prego moment haha . Though I never craved pickles when I was prego
1	is off to the Ghetto for a meeting in 2 hours .. got my Sony Ericsson X1 ready as self defence
1	#loa Law of Attraction Creations : Law of Attraction Creations for today
1	Pub here i come
0	By ich bin zu doof f ? r cal #-Typo3 #Extension
0	Forgotten me sodding lunch , it was going to be yummy as well
1	Happy Birthday !!! Put your feet up , try to enjoy your day !
1	I don't don't it !
0	#LFC that was fucking shit #WellDone #Sarcasm
1	haha ! You have Aqua in your library haven't listened to them in a while I think we are more compatible than last.fm thinks .
1	but there you are beautiful as ever
0	Coool , thanks for the great dinner mom .. #not #nothingilike #imactuallyhungry
0	I can't believe its a Friday night and I'm about to hit the sack
0	too scared for bed
0	There's another sonic boom ... no , it's actually Joey Barton's 2.5 m #Twitter followers laughing in unison ... #thinker #irony
0	Meanwhile , we're freezing unseasonable cold here
0	... insomnia sucks ! Seriously !
1	Don't feel guilty . Embrace the knowledge that you're not the only one .
1	Best of Youtube : THE BIRDS & THE BEES : THE BIRDS & THE BEES SUBSCIRBEEEE & leave a comment/make a video tellin me how u fou
1	sorry , it was just too good to pass up ! Hope you're having a great vacay .
0	hey I'm wheaty beige and privileged want a class on racism ? Totes qualified . #not
1	just made a new wallpaper
0	RT : #IRONY > “ : Still tweeting me behind the shield of a #DonkeyBlock #Coward ”
0	The fact that misspell is one of the most misspelled words in the English language blows my mind . #irony #spellingbee
0	“ : When people take pictures of you running #SoAttractive #Not ” my picture in the lunch room
1	AJ RAFAEL ( AWESOME MUSICIAN , FAMOUS ON YOUTUBE ) COVERED YOUR SONG , THE CLIMB . PLEASE WATCH IT IT'S GOOD !
1	What's up/happenin/goin own ? Son is grad HS 2day . Gettin can horns . I'm bout 2 act a fool .
0	oh nooooooo !!!! there are so much bags I want !!!!
0	Walked 55 miles last week doing a chunk of the West Highland Way then put back out this morning getting out of the car #irony
0	Scientists testing use of juvenile blood on older mice to fight aging . \n\nYep . What bad could possibly come of this ? #Sarcasm
0	Struggling with Chapter 51 . Not fun . Changed my username , though , and am currently trying to find people to follow ...
0	Power cut at this time ? :O Genuinely acche din aa gaye hain . #NOT
1	I'm gonna take a break from work and make some lunch
0	America but we have been trying to get rapters of all sorts back 4 yrs now & its t greens killing them . #Irony
0	Yay ! dead sick just before my SAGE testing ... YEA ! #sarcasm
0	I HAVE INTERNET AT HOME AGAIN . #joy #feelinghumanagain #irony
1	Just agreed to do some router and client installations for the landlord of a pub , getting paid in beer for the labour hours
0	OMG ! I do a 130-930 today . which means I'm going to miss the game I hope my girl will be on later ....
0	you should do a european tour i would defo go to that ! I was going to fly to UK for this one but had my exams the same time
1	: Use Alcohol . It's 100x more effective .
0	same here sorry that your bored .
0	Feel super sick threw up twice already
1	Joeeee ! Hey buddy . Pssttt you should get on MSN . Love youu !!
1	Morning ! About to start cooking breakfast for lil man & the grls ! // greattt night w| the ladies & my 2fk fellas // happy bday sabiel ;)
1	yep , i work for AT&T tech support . i solve dsl problems . our customers are from the southeast states of US .
1	muhaha . can keep up with my boss drinkwise just got home with about a week off work ! wooo !
0	Well , looking at apartments makes ME sad cause I can't afford ANY of them
0	Poopie .. not drinking today
1	and thanks to these fundies , aware will never be able to shake off all these jokes about how they were caught unawares .
1	i am never sorry for the things i go through
0	I think so .. she and Neal are gone now to drop her off
1	the riff in song 2 is quite good
1	no HANNAH !!!!!! YAAAAAAAA oh man Nobody's Perfect is my favourite song .
0	Oh yay the heat make it to the finals a fourth straight time ! So exciting for the sport of basketball \n #not \nGo western conference
1	in happier news , I just taught Mr. Blue to roll over and it took all of 5 days practicing twice a day ! He's so smart
1	Actually I've been working on it off the clock
1	Well you would . Youre like a raging ball of fury when you want to be
1	Thats an awesome peace of art
0	My neighbours son just moved back in ... Great ! Loud annoying music and fights to start again ! Cannot wait ! #Sarcasm
1	. I just sold 4 shirts for you at full commission Sweet I would have sent it in a DM but you aren't following me
1	Time to pass out ... night babe
1	you should be promoting your daughter hahha
0	Boxing night ! Miss danny & keila - just not the same w/o them
0	going on a diet tomorrow never been so excited #not
1	I'm liking UberTwitter , very cool
1	It has been a long time coming . Horses have not raced for 2 years coming into their peak so hopefully will win some races
0	I just saw a chihuahua peeing on the lawn of a Taco Bell . #irony
0	Im so glad I woke up at six am this morning ! Without my alaram ! #NOT
1	I am off home to enjoy what sun is left
0	i miss shelley wait what ?
0	Does anyone realize that the are the second worst team in the AL . #WorldSeries ? #not
1	Yup , DT(w ) for short Thanks to for letting me know it exists heh
1	Just woke up . Alot of drama last night with the death of a pet , don't wanna get into detail . I'm gonna try to have a better day today
1	In and out con . <3
1	my husband and I love u Pete are thoughts and prayers are with you
1	Random fact I was the one that put you were a lesbian on your myspace sexual orientation . You know you still love me
0	If I wasn't in a shit mood before , I am now . #do #not #talk #to #me
0	Got off work much earlier than had planned . Now I get to sit at home and do nothing . Gotta love my life . #LivingTheDream #not
0	thats a sad nature reserve post
0	I'm grounded because I threw my brother's iPod under the lawn mower while he was mowing !
0	Farrier is LATE and wee lad is up from his nap ahead of schedule and screaming . Just great . #Not
1	sorry about the ads but u guys know what happens when u click them
1	I've been hit with some kind of a stomach sickness , blaargher . Little vomit burbs and stomach ache - #squarespace
1	Hey Secret to getting thousands of followers on Twitter in days , totally automated :
0	boo back at work till Sunday can't update till then
0	Woke up to text and phone calls about a bear being on Shawnee State's campus . Too bad I'm in South Carolina #irony
0	Not having a good day , fear week will get even worse
1	Whoa , great new avatar ! Too bad you can't read my compliment .
1	I'll take a look tomorrow - definitely want to graph as many tweets as possible !
0	SOOOO Ready for Vacation !! PTO on 6/12 still wanna go to Vegas
0	Come on ladies ! NKOTB is trailing BSB Get our there & vote !
0	Lol ... You sucka M.C !! You can't start without me
1	I came back ! I so enjoyed my traveling to Seoul I wanna go there again soon !
1	.. and the past .. and the present ..
0	RT : Such a great crowd though , and they're still loud and into this game !!! #Sarcasm #FrontRunners
1	Sounds gr8 Ray , enjoy
1	greetings from sarajevo love to watch punked
0	are we talking about the same show now ? #sarcasm i will leave u alone now . I didn't mean to upset u . #seriously
1	why not call from stage and leave a voice message for your followers check out
0	Jameis Winston definitely asked the crab legs for consent before he stole them , just like the girl that he got consent from . #sarcasm
0	Just came back from working out and now I have a huge headache ... Why ?!
0	You know you're having a great night at work when the whole computer system crashes . #somuchfun #not #dillonslife
0	Gerry Adams is innocent , of course he is #sarcasm
0	Man you can talk about someone and laugh at them behind their back ? You're pretty cool ! #not #juststop
1	its soooo sunny outside !! this only happens once a year ! having a BBQ later !
1	is creating a TweetDeck column especially for #coktup tweeps
1	today was nice liked the rain lots !!!
1	oh wow i dunno guitars . what does joe say ?
0	Nope ! I really don't think I am going to be able , prob gonna have to choose to erase and sync ...
0	recovering from another failed flight experience
0	love punching myself in the dick ..... so much fun ... #NOT
0	#bgt Im so gutted I turned on halfway through the 2nd act ... Flawless are the ones I wanted to see most
1	Finally i get the cute tank dress !! so happy thanks mom <3
0	And you've been sick on top of all that .
0	I know but that costs money ... did u go to the party in the park thing ??
1	lol i like them films
1	Thanks Pete . Roll on 2010
1	Heard the sweetest line in a Tristan Prettyman song : " The best thing that ever happened to u . . . U know I wanna ' be it ! " Just so u know !
0	tahtss true i had the games when i had play staiton .. but no more
0	S/O to for shocking the world and Skaar and being on time today ! #ifyouareontimeyouarelate #not
1	No scoop he was just saying how cool it was and giving shout outs
1	I know ! One of my favorite's so a movie ? awesome And yes loved the songs ! Been listening to them on my iPhone ... a lot
0	the link sent me to a tax relief web page
0	I just love when people get the EXACT thing I was gonna get #not
0	Is super sick . Sucky .
0	Google n services down in China
0	Crap , all this stuff about the patch made me forget about a psychology test due by noon for my online class .
1	Then walk ya to the kitchen and cook somethin !... lol nah j/k ... what u want bae ?
0	No luck at all . Nicole called to see if I had any progress ... seems no one is . We prolly won't be able to find her til sunrise .
1	Grand , NO MOAR ENGLISH EVUR Could not be happier
0	Ur bragging about the 5 men u slept with this week alone ? Lol at least ur happy being a dick hungry slut . #beproud #not
0	Man i need to buy some more World of Warcraft play time
0	Hmm .. I think so . #sarcasm
0	Watching forgetting Sarah Marshall for the billionth time outta help me get an \nA+ for sure #sarcasm
1	Re : Sound concert at the Summit .
0	Not having the best week ...
1	that is a great remix of it . Double Wow !
1	Finally , at HOOOME !
1	I'm running out for some errands . Then work later tonight . Another fun weekend ! Not !
1	Just bought Star War's Episodes 2 and 3 on dvd and is going to go watch them now
1	Haha wow I haven't heard blink-182 in years ! My dad has it in his car , why ? Don't ask lol sometimes he makes me wonder ... but I love him
0	oh lol I don't use that one , this is my proper one ! Don't give up on fanfic wait for all the crap to sort itself out !
1	is ffinalllly laying out by the pool yay
1	Boys are still here . Yay lex's debut in a couple hours ... Haha need sleep . Can't get enough of my friends
0	Work after last night is gonna be so much fun #not #worthit #hopefully
0	What a busy day ... am disappointed that today's show is a repeat
0	awessomee ! cut my hurrr i give massage ? orr alkie ? or foodtour ? yeaaah ! & i'll pray for ur cousin
1	On a date with .
1	I have to agree - the Teletubby look is NOT the way to go . Now , My Favorite Martian is a whole different story ,
0	200 updates ! oh shoot , now its 201 . . .
0	Oh hey #insomnia . Haven't missed you but thanks for coming back . #not
1	Omfg you guys made me cry on saying I was pretty bc literally no one ever saids that to me
1	Party like rockstar tonight with me and at bleu in westminster !
1	uh huh , I bet you do
1	You're STILL on leave . Unbelievable
1	Trying to have a best job
0	" : Fabregas should come back to Arsenal , says Cazorla dlvr.it/5snN0X " Santi doing a Xavi #Irony
1	That would pose a problem Hope you found it some place else by now
0	me tweet alert keeps going to my spam box
0	What's funny is my dick looks like a steak . #Irony
0	It's an addiction for me to text the way I talk , and that's with proper English . I'm sorry if I seem different from everyone else ! #NOT
1	i've said via skype , cmon cmon , big glof match today hehehe
1	eating lunch with my bestest
1	here i go again !.. i'm gonna do my hws now
0	you can have the milk i have , i only have that here to drink i think thats whats making me feel sick
0	Sitting At Home Extreamly Board
0	OMG I LOOK SHIT IN THAT
0	Stuck watching GP again ! Why does he always find sport to watch ?
1	Starting out on Twitter
0	Yeah I should definitely be watching the last song right now being all emotional and shit . #not
1	New pics , new friends ... and a bondage ball on 4 July .
0	at party right nowww .... is not really cool im bored but i have to stay here 2am !!!
1	watching an ' E ' special on miley .
1	really . I live an hour away from my work & driving is a bit tiring . Just cry and tell him to come home they dont like tears
1	and me we stated that it isn't a sport , he should be careful now as he is at sensitive region , Boston
0	Morning Bus replacement services today
0	#truestory #funny #life #sarcasm #totallyme instagram.com/p/ojCvnWuo42/
0	“ : 180 cards being put to good use at Target HQ #Irony pic.twitter.com/sVA2Ut8geN” top banter
0	That's what baseball is all about ! WOOOOO ! #sarcasm #JustWatchTheGame
1	trying to check out how twitter works
0	f**k . Lately I've been having problems sleeping
1	Nice lazy rainy day .
1	ah , you're a MST3K fan as well ! I'd like to add MST3K : The movie : as my 6th .... although any of the shows would do too .
1	everyone is literally living for this video tonight tooo good hahaha :')
1	wat is up
1	well off to bed nighty night xx
0	Burnt Cheese Grits in the email lol
1	final/regenttts . jonas brothers album drops today ! PICK IT UP !
0	RT : Man , what a productive day ! #sarcasm #lazyday
1	Let me follow more women bcuz Harvard thinks Im following too many men
0	I get to do a UDS for work !! #sarcasm Someone's been skimming narcs . I pray they get caught & get the help they need . #recovery is possible ♡
0	The librarians are gossiping and they are the loudest motherfuckers in this bitch . #irony
1	Hey , while you are over by Carolina Crust , go get me some Orange/Mango Fuze at Super BiLo . Pretty please , ?
0	At the library using their computer , mine is black screen with an error message that won't go away .
0	What should I do ?
0	Gotta leave for work at 4am tomorrow , oh how i love early starts #NOT
1	did you send the email
0	hope you get to feeling better baby
1	So happy our Sox won today !
0	aww I am sorry your vacation got postponed .
1	and Shabbat Shalom ! We're going to a movie after work , before candle lighting , so I thought I'd say it now .
1	retarded ... everyone took a honors test . i didnt
1	don't get hurt too bad ...
0	Hard times will always reveal true friends . Thanks for being one #not
1	Impressive if we actually survive .
1	Finally set up facebook fan page : . Fabric on Monday ! woop woop
1	Bed time
0	Saving the man you love clearly trumps saving the entire world . Obviously . #sarcasm #OUAT
0	just watched hotel for dogs . i almost cried when they were leaving eachother i loved it though ...
0	glass you said you were a casual football mind because Floyd was our second pick last year . #sarcasm
1	sweet dreams amber
0	I'm honestly incredibly upset we couldn't make it . Devestated even . We would have lost a whole travel day and it just sucks
1	TGIF !!! I get to hang out with my boys yeeeee
1	Another precious , heart-warming soul-lighting Goddess Guidance coaching call I so love doing this work !
0	On my way to home .. So tired !
0	who says #not you a lame and ain't got no fame !!!
1	ehad a bit of a moment walking up bathwick hill in the pouring rain , listening to uber emotional music ... this year has meant a lot to me
0	Turns I needed for than a bandaid .. Thanks anyway #not
0	those are some sweet pictures on your grad party invites hahaha #not
0	Gotta love how SC cuts out in the middle of hockey highlights so we can hear LeBron and Wade talk #not
1	I have a show
0	I absolutely love doing essays . They just take up all my time . :) so much #sarcasm
0	fact is i am a bad cook , those ships weren't cooked , and neither is this chicken
1	lol its all good
1	Go for the Noodle ! Unless it's your last one , then you'll have no breakfast
0	I just love when my dog burps in my face . #not #stank
0	Then I realized it was a Caribbean artist who sampled Chub Rock . I was a little disappointed ...
1	I'm at work , chillin ' like a villain I'm out nigga . Then Adrian comes home from Vegas )
0	The best thing in the world is changing your #RelationshipStatus to #single . #Sarcasm
0	Almost won an iPhone today with 3 bux .. Damn that stupid bloxorz game I was on the last cube
0	Isn't it AMAZING ? :)))))) #sarcasm instagram.com/p/nl6UCJAdts/
1	Greetings starfighter . You have been recruited by the star league to defend the frontier against zur and the kodan armada . Watching tv !
0	Should've of been on vacations this week !!! Couldn't go ! That's ok ... God has control of everything !
1	Wooo .. rock on . Before long you'll be writing for section303.com
1	yeah fair enough .. didn't realize .. sorry
0	Still , doesn't see the sense of doing something
1	Gotta go rescue from my child ... poor lady had a sleepover birthday party ... probably ready to get rid of the extras now
0	Not EXACTLY how I would word it , but ya got a point , Joe “ : Mother Earth is dying and we continue to fuck her to death . ”
1	you're welcome I saw the interviews too ... why jackson was not ? =(( And how are you girl ?
1	This one is for YAAAAAS PRETTY LITTLE LIARS IS ON TONIGHT IM SO EXCITED I LITERALLY CANNOT YAAAAAAAAS
0	you win #neverbackdown #sarcasm
0	Adding a failing SuperDrive to my list of woes
0	idk I'm just bored I guess I'm going to bed , good nite
1	have fun .....
0	Picked up the oldest from camp and SOMEBODY didn't wave hello . Now to fix a broken sprinkler head .
0	Trying to do things whilst dizzy is oh , so much fun . #sarcasm
0	Omg I saw that on the news today ! That's soooo messed up Over 220 lives lost !
0	I was very touched by his prayer . Obama needs the Lord . If you have Jesus in your heart , you don't have His initials covered up .
0	is very hungry
1	Another day , happy to share it with y'all .
1	Instead of working on my senior project , something that must be done so I can graduate , I'm planning a roadtrip to DC to see
1	you bet as soon as i get home from work
0	Hi there ! I am work
0	can't find kyle !
0	A white person trying to tell a black person not to be close minded ..... #irony
1	OMG i havent twittered for 2 days ... omg i have a life haha
1	Hanging out with Izabela
1	Thanks for the fuzzy search tweeps - changing at parramatta for what would be the 8:10 from central .
0	Pay attention to these next two retweets . They're being done in order . #irony
0	is wanting her sidekick .... like ... NOW
1	wirting my report , humming " Everytime " by Simple Plan . Looking forward to go hiking next weekend
1	At least called me to tell me they are going through a hardware update . Should be back soon . Good customer service
0	Oh man , now that you mention that , I'm going to think of goldfish every time I eat sushi !! Goldfish r 2 cool 2 eat ! lol
0	Just got ready to go ouuuuutttttttt , feel so rough still from sat nite ! 2 day hangovers are me
0	Any1 w/ an IQ above lettuce would figure him out in abt 3 minutes . Surfer bums living in a shack ? world traveler ? #NOT #MysteryMillionaire
1	is home and enjoying a lazy Sunday morning with a cup of coffee and a fresh new sketchbook
0	Wonder how many assistants are printing Mary Meeker's 165-slide presentation so their bosses can pretend they're digital ? #irony
1	i have a ? 4 ya have u worked w/ the guys before ? and if not , what convinced you 2 go on tour w/ them ? since they " kidnapped " u
1	haha , i just decided to try it last night so you probably know way more than me are you coming home for the summer ?
0	i have strep throat i'm coming home tomorrow !
0	Well the first day of summer has been real #not
1	Good mood . Bad Mood . Ugly . Pretty . Handsome . The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass
1	run chris run !!! have fun at the party
0	Go to vote fot the europeans voteeeee But i don't feel me like an european so these votes r not importanttt
1	its man utd 2-0 boro ... and Park Ji Sung does Asian proud again ! ... what a finish !
1	saw ' The Hangover ' last night ...... best movie EVER !!!!
0	I did ... man what a dissappointment ! I really wanna see Labron go up against Kobe
0	Too windy for the wind #turbines ... #irony pic.twitter.com/uxK277NHhV
0	Driving to work with no AC . Getting it fixed today .
1	happy Sunday , everyone hope you all enjoy the rest of the weekend !!
1	i wishh . but toronto zoo oh nine ,... july 12th . see yah there
1	ok , vacation . Where is your picture ?
0	hehe .. im so happy ! im sure he's not gonna let me play with it tho ! lol
0	What a beautiful day to sit out by the pool #not
0	i feel fine but i'm still quarantined so i can't do anything
0	Knew she was an idiot ..
1	i just had a wonderful night with my friends ! good times !
1	On the other hand , the cost of those portraits would make a big dent in our budget . Maybe if we get a house , we'll go for it
1	OW ! Goose egg on head from kitchen table when I was playing w/ the dog . Typical Val move !
0	RT : Never be afraid to try something new . Remember , Amateurs built the Ark . Professionals built the Titanic !
0	Quote " most people don't stop to consider my feelings wen I'm insulting them " #tuffchick #dangerzone #comedy #sarcasm #writer #disco
0	I really wish I knew how to get my hands on a Natal development kit
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
1	I so would .
1	I'm awake ! Lol cos I'm in indonesia and it's still 4.30 pm rite now
1	Started the day the gym & had a great workout while watchin Fun w/ Dick & Jane ... too funny . Now time to get to work . Good morning all !
1	Notice I didn't comment on if Microsoft was a good thing or a bad thing , only that it was a ' thing ' hahaha
0	“ : Donald Sterling sells team for $2 Billion & is officially " nigga rich " #Irony ”
1	are you looking for a home-based job ? would you like to offer your services ? please or DM me;I'll try to help you find work
1	the_bird12 haha its intimidating and i am sad !
0	took me to a high school party last night . Felt like a perv , it was rad . #sarcasm
0	how bout the king being a big cry baby about the heat #irony #kingofcramping
1	drinking water trick totally worked guys ... Didn't cry once
1	you should move to Downey LOL
0	Right ! Voter fraud is huge problem in muni/prov/fedl elections ! #sarcasm
1	Fun times meeting everyone in the airport . Thanks for sharing !
0	oh come on !!! no way they were mad ?? for real ???!!! i hope not dang it !! am i gonna have a job when i get back ! haha
0	Im looking at hot topic products . Ahh so bored .
1	Well one more capt and coke before to bed to thin the blood out
0	Boy do I love leaving the fam & having my weekends cut short to catch a business flight on a Sunday . #sarcasm
0	so did you . ' Its ' , not ' it's ' . #irony #asbadastheShinners
0	has to return the shirt she bought from Topshop bc she has $50 in her bank account that has to last her the rest of the month , life sucks
1	I'm taking a breather from this Show 148 balls up . My 70,000 download fan club will have to wait I'm afraid
0	Sometimes I think even the should have a mercy rule #blowout haha just watch the pacers make a come back after I send this #not
1	Home from mass . Putting together service project info . Finding name impossible .
0	Goodwood training last might , thought I was 10 years younger , now it hurts
0	Still Hungover from last night
1	Saw I love you , man today .. one word : HILARIOUS . Seriously couldn't stop laughing . Definitly a dvd I want to invest in in the near future
1	That's easy to do at VS . Been a great day weather-wise here too . I just put some new plants in the ground . I'll have food soon .
1	Men ? Will I ever understand them ? No , I don't think so ........ but I won't quit trying !
1	She txt me back .
0	New generation may eat less food but definitely consume more data plans .. #irony
0	Sitting in traffic . . Don't know why I'm so tired . Seven hours til naptime ...
0	Ratings started falling before that . I'm getting your tweets out of order . I blame the writers . #sarcasm
0	I get to work the overnight tonight and everyone's gonna come in wasted yay me :) :) :) :) #not
1	roll your shoulders back and stick out your chest works for me
1	you have officially made me a twitter-er .. haha i love that we are sitting 2 ft away and using this to communicate
0	I love it when people speed up as soon as you're passing them #not #DontBeThatGuy
1	Hangin at Bris eatin tortilla bread
0	No , I did want to stay . Cute drummer hitting on me ? Yeah , I'm in . But had to be at gov't meeting at 8 this morn
1	listen to Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps todays song of the day for me at least Let me know what you think
0	Looks like it's bye-bye leather jacket .. See you next winter , I'll miss you !
0	Half term is almost over
0	What do I get for being healthy and working out ? A gash in my shin from doing box jumps #getfit #not
1	Hi Kimberly ! It is great how Twitter can manage all of what goes on and I guess it gets confused How is your day going ?
0	Waw feels as though n elephant had stood on my chest #in #agony #not #good
1	Messaging while washing ur car makes for a wet cell thanks
1	thx for buying the Agile Coaching book . Let us know any feedback . Not to late for changes
0	I miss all my southern california friends soooooo much lately
1	Is Planning JKJ's Harajuku Party on July !
0	NOT IN A WORKING MOOD
0	no , I'm afraid not . But ! Go here : and there should still be some on offer !
0	I didn't fail now I have to wait til I get home to change it . Time for a new look me thinks .....
0	I want people to stop asking me if I'm going to delishas get together . #im #not
0	my hair is super straight but i love it with loose curls , they just fall out within half an hour there has to be a trick
1	Sailing a nice little boat through the Amsterdam canals , with friends . The sun is killing me ... Sweetly no work today !
1	bit short of spare play capacity at the moment ... but I'll follow your progress with interest
1	I wish i would have pink sunglasses to see everything in more intensive colours ...
0	Just bought ' s book The Diet Fix and the store gave me $10 coupon towards a cheesecake in their cafe . #irony
1	Booked the hotel , all ready to attend iForum Benelux
0	Awana trying to bowl wide and Dhoni trying to make it a dot ball !! #irony #PepsiIPL #KXIPvsCSK
0	RT : Today ((((((( #Lesson in #IRONY ))))))))) #PJNET
1	yeah i have 2 brothers u DOOFUS ..
1	I like creative people - accountants & lawyers handy too , but artists of all types are fun
0	hei , bb ! im so happy can talk with u again ! ^^ we hv to wait until august
0	was thinking of picking ones in garden if can identify them will they be too bitter not sure have any tree books
1	Color me JEALOUS ! I just bought two new shades today , they cost me $8 ! Lol , good for you !
1	if its any consolation , I'll think of ya as I buzz peds , and split lanes through the city tomorrow
1	asik asik ada yang cerita2 .. btw #coffeTU apakabarnya ? ? jadinya dimana ?
1	That it sure would Berry
1	im actually not looking for it . ha ! but if i happen to stumble upon it , ill let u know .
1	im sooooo jealous i wanna be anywhere but here right now haha ,
0	but tomorrow's my last day with the blackberry #mixedfeelings #not
1	Wedding with ty ? Or boat with chase ? Decisions , decisions . Either way ... Tommorrow should be pretty fun !
0	I think the fact we're not exactly football powerhouse might have scared Carolina so they go for a WR from the nat'l champs .
0	Jus got bac 2 ny . Bout to take a lil nap and then gotta go to work . Boo
0	" : 8 hours standing up , entertaining rude customers is definitely the dream . #not " Exactly Why I Left Academy , Had Me FxckedUp
0	i have no more strawberries im sitting outside my bfs house in his driveway waiting for him .... ughh why do boys move so slow ?
1	Spent pure dosh in the garden centre but the plants are bought are gorgeous , baby tomatoes , peppers , herbs and ivy geraniums
1	did good at work tonight ... I love earlier in the week when they schedule less ppl
0	very unlike Deon to say he'll come out and then bottle it . #not
1	- This Is Awesome Your So Pretty
0	haha you did ?! that's cool ! i didn't hear it though my thing was freezing randomly sometimes .
1	Reformatted to ext4 and reinstalled Jaunty then restored my home folder : all good and purring like a kitten . Boot time : 20 sec .
0	niyi niyi .. i need details for 2morrow holla holla !!!!
0	do something useful with my day or lie in my bed and watch harry potter .. such a hard decision #not #HPforlyf
0	awe , so sad . this is the last episode ever of fraiser , then no mas I need a new series . suggestions ?
0	Oh yay time to go to work . Who knows what drama I'm walking into today . #Soexcited #not
1	i wonder if and LeBron's breakfast tastes ass good as mine ... damn the pancakes is on point !
1	yay ! I can haz irl friends on twitter ?
1	not watching the movie i told you i was . lol it looked kinda boring
0	I dont think god likes me very much . This just has not been my day
0	Looking forward to the ' Half hour of hell class ' this evening .. #Not #FitnessFriday
0	I think there are a gazillion calories in each one ! Which is why I am only baking them and not eating them
0	where have you been , friend ???
1	can't wait til next week - gonna be fun at the beach
0	So excited to finally get a donut . Complete let down . #thankscaseys #not
1	holllaaa .. i dont know what ur up doing but im trying to finish up some work for school ... bout to go to bed though
0	" : You lost your virginity at age 12 ? Society is coming to great things . " #not
0	violence is never the answer #Neda #iranelection
1	Good Morning Andi
1	Highlights include : battling thorny berry bushes yesterday & son Owen's praying mantis egg pod hatching today . Population boom .
1	does simplicity include no picture ? yes , it is a much kinder gentler way of thinking of conspiracy , isn't it ?
1	I stil luv dis sOng to death #Not yet uHuru by Maphorisa
1	I was featured in a really lovely treasury today ! is a wonderful curator !
0	On the way to coachella stuck in traffic ... buddah bust
0	w o w you just talk so cool like you don't care about your own success #winner #sarcasm
0	Reading about my God being the same yesterday , today , forever , at a time I want to distance myself from the Foursquare Church . #irony
1	oh no ! Sorry ... but I couldn't help but laugh at your tweet about losing your car .
0	im so tired in class .. i hate mondays
1	only one day of school this week and going to look at houses tomorrow , moving away from kaufman
1	Currently processing credit card payments for new WIN mbrshps on * MY*own payment portal . SO EXCITED to NOT be stuck w/ PAYPAL anymore !
0	#nyr so glad I watched this game . #sarcasm
1	Whipped ass
0	First step in the DIY instructions for fixing a broken iPhone power button is powering off the phone . #irony #fail m.imore.com/how-diy-repair…
0	Pissed the F off with the tenting situation I want utac .. should I ditch my tentmate for a stranger
0	Getting ready for skewl . Tired as crap .! * Ms. ChelseaBaby (:< 3 *
1	At the studio .... of course
0	The Transatlantic Trade and Investment Treaty will probably be about as good for society as the Single Convention on Narcotic Drugs !
0	Thanks Jay Bruce . First you underperform on my Fantasy Team and now you're on the DL . #sarcasm #butseriously
0	What a good way for the seniors to spend their last day . #not
1	NOW IM SURROUNDED BY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND NO MONEY MAYBE I CAN OFFER THEM SOME OF MY FOODSTAMPS IN EXCHANGE FOR A LAUGH OR 2
1	good ... afternoon (?) great one
0	i picked out a cute dress for the grad party ;) its 350.00 , my dad says we can find the same dress at ross .
1	figuring out what all the twitter fuss is about
0	#Hate Is #Not The #Answer - Only Thing Hate Will Do Is Eat You Up #BreakDownTheBarriers #Communicate #NewDayStarts #TakeARisk
0	My Bride & Groom sadly will not get fresh Lily of the Valley ... they are too far bloomed out ... have to make due with silk .... bummed !
0	Homework day todayfunn ! #Sarcasm ☹
1	ehh sounds cool . i think ill go to college tomorrow as sub-zero * had to ask hana who's that hahaha
0	i feel like i haven't talked to u for a long time !!!
1	If I could only update my status in just one place ....
0	I'm so happy that Federer won the french open !! He deserved to win it , I'm still gutted for Nadal though Wimbledon in 2 weeks !! YAY
0	Just saw mmy 1st dead armadillo . Poor lil thing !
1	haha all u gotta do is talk to her
1	Geekmeet-urile chiar isi au rostul nice to see you again . hope it helps .
0	Aww y'all are so sweet thanks for nothing ! Means a lot #truefriends #not
1	Yes you are
0	My perfect Thursday would definitely have to involve sitting at the bank for 2 hours waiting to get $ credited back to my account . #NOT
0	So animal loving vegans don't take the time to understand the needs of their cat ? #irony Cats NEED meat !
0	My family just asked if I grew my hair out , would it look like Mia's on The Princess Diaries before she gets a makeover . #Not CoolGuys
0	I'm goin to bed . and no i'm not happy .
1	yes , I did ! HDUSAIHUISAHD was my first time
1	You know you made me broke ya ? Haha . I'm still trying to recover from buying that bike
1	thanks for the reco never heard of that brand . get that in india ? how does that compare with panasonic ?
1	I'm flying solo at citywalk tonight , come keep me company !
0	Sad that the sound is so screwed up for the Hills finale . I don't think I can watch it without Lauren .
1	Watching gossip girl season 1 and drinking a homemade lemon drop martini .... Chill saturday night
0	In a meeting that's going to last all day . Yipee
1	You have to have a copy of Windows to install as well . Nobody told me that , thought I would share .
1	just kicked wing and priscilla out of my house haha . I TWAS FUN LAST NIGHT . MUST DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME SOON . but now i must eat .
0	I've to get ready for work .... sucksssss
0	My boys is never staying at home again . Last time my internet modem went missing now the battery of the camera is missing
0	it's ok hasn't introduced me to her bf either . #feelingthelove #not #nooneisgoodenoughformybabies
0	RT : Twitter solves everything #sarcasm
0	Even the abolitionist feminists aren't happy with #c36 bitly.com/1pbR1Yp #cdnpoli #sexwork #irony
0	Those days when things you usually find funny are just really fucking annoying . #everythingisawesome #NOT
0	dying to lose weight ..
1	: Thats too bad man , we look forward to em We'll be keeping an eye out next week .
1	Of course it's not your car . I only loaned it to you .
1	good that you added a profile picture - a very nice profile picture
1	you've redeemed yourself tonight luv you , bitch !
1	Has got tickets to see Muse in Liverpool
1	Enrolled there but ended up going to school closer to home . Huge Bama football fan (& blockhead) ! Nice to meet you ! Roll Tide !
0	Wat am I gonna do !? Got on 1 but the roommate was a Cutie ! Zang this always happens 2 me
0	Can't talk ! This weekend is gonna be so pleasant ! #Not
1	Ha ha ... I swear I've had more typos tonight than ever ... my tweet deck is acting up
0	#not to return / continue to roll / buggery cable
0	Is having a few hours off before i start my next shift
0	Glad that the home team didn't get a chance because homeplate ump wanted to go home . Great that the officials influence the outcome #Sarcasm
1	Well then play Peggle
0	Stolen-watermark person also has a comic which is mostly traced TLK frames and a lengthy rant on shaming people who steal her art . #irony
0	own , don't do that , i'm sure it wasn't it's fault
0	RT : Glad we learned everything on that test !!!! #not
0	Omg guys almost at 6k tweets #blessed #sarcasm
0	Averaged 18.5 mph over hilly-ish route ( when I was moving , not repairing punctures ) . Avg power 212W , NP 238W .
1	Hi princess , been following you for a while but u never say hello when I do . . LOL ! Im starting to wonder . . .
1	June 13th is gonna be the best day of my life thks for coming to Spain , you mean so much to me , u don't have an idea ! <3
1	oh dear just think of all those women in wet t-shirts
1	Hello ... it was nice to meet you yesterday ! Thanks for your effort guys !! Let's see what will do next time
0	Now off to edit more pics , take care of a whiny teething 8 month old and my little graduate is now running a fever over 100 ah .. good times
1	Creating a side project
1	Hey , you missed a NY relative ! No one invited me ... have fun !
1	Nadal-Soderling in 4th set tiebreak ... can't wait to see this match on TV later !
1	tonight was great . i love my sebby
0	I know . The sound alone is worth it though . The only reason I didn't go to Colonie ( which is waaaaaay better than ) .
0	definitely . it just makes no sense to have it tested a zillion times everyone who uses it . #cpsia = not well thought out
1	it's ok ! You can use it on facebook too ! Go search for tips and tricks
1	Although I've facebooked it , I never mentioned here that Star Trek was freaking amazing .
1	Dont have internet for now . Will hopefully get it tomorrow
0	If you feel like your technology column is lacking something , it's probably condescension .
1	thanks for the follow
0	I must've missed it too .
1	I hope this new video I made for NOTC gets big // that would be amazing !
1	let's do wednesday ? Just lemme know a time an a place , e mail though not on here
0	Can't even be friends with you on fb because you are so trashy . Spray tan enough ? Oh & I think you need more tattoos #not #trash
0	Aaaagh I'm not guna see my titi for three weeks
1	guess , we shouldn't be eating while twittering with the laptop kot ...
0	just said goodbye to the Texas and Oklahoma family .
0	Have been crying for about two hours or so the last 16 hours . I'm really gonna miss my horsie ..
1	RT : Don’t be shy , it can literally ruin many good oppourtunities ! Just go do it !
0	Withrow gone for TJ surgery . Good . Great . Fantastic news on this Thursday morning . #Not
0	happy fathers day daddy- missin you so muchh rest in peace
0	oh Drea bc rob zombie is soo fantastic #not
1	IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BEAUTIFUL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love it ! hope you enjoy it ...
1	just got back from my run ... only saw two vehicles and they were police ... dead morning
0	Worked til 2am last night and now back again from 10:30 to 5 #thisisthelife #not
0	Boy , I'm so glad that the #Mets have hired another Vice President of Something Or Other . #Not
0	Oh no ! Good luck .
1	I got my assignment in !
1	I live in South Central PA . York
0	:OOO shocking ! I miss my 360 ... It got RRoD
1	talking to people , myspace-ing and twittering , eating dumplings now too
0	i'll wait to see how much repairs $$ , but prob will need new car . old one is ' 96 civic & it's been lots of trouble lately
0	Lol yes it was fun ... til I heard that brash Brummie accent
1	i love how sometimes you forget hungarian isn't my mother tongue but my personality also changes in hungarian .
1	Drinkin a beer n relaxin
1	Mission : Earth , trip number three . Pretty fun
1	is stranded with her band in Denver Colorado ... but the show was great and Relient K gave us free shirts . That makes it a little better
1	wanted to know your favourite color . ;) so , you're gonna sleep , now ?
1	Remember , celebs are just people too Twitter is nice that it gives them a safe way to interact with fans & make new friends
0	Former WWE champ and now US champ . What a career for Sheamus #Sarcasm
0	Glad to see the #DallasMavs showed up to play today . #sarcasm
0	Wow the interview was going well until the family portion thanks Clark #not
0	Oh snap , the missing link for finding the truth ! Thx via #sarcastic #notthatmuch
0	New Kobe hyperdunks #kickfire #sarcasm instagram.com/p/nmXtRgkjE4/
1	no seperate ones are just finee
0	should I complain now or wait till I see it ? #sarcasm
0	D&D game for the day canceled . Sadness .
1	I can stream too , rarely do though xD Aww lol , I'm sure you have something
1	sittting in the middle of the street
1	hello sir ! We are indeed- was glad to see how far the adventure went . how's things at home , have you found an office space ?
1	Just a long , frustrating night at work . Happens once in a while . Someone cheered me up , tho , so it's ok .
1	i love the lace top
1	so miss when u coming up 2 visit ??! i want a lap dance
0	Fearne and MCBusted . Tattoo Roulette what a great idea #not
1	Sittin on the back of a red pickup with haley and kamie on our way to the train then snowcones then beach
0	If only .
1	I do my homework at after school .
1	heyyy wasssup
1	keeps realizing that school is almost over and i'll be able to read my books soon !
1	BLACK !
1	lol well they are perfectly straight ! okay good don't call the po po's .. jk jk
1	thank you mellie ! they wanted a show look
0	Hit the ground running this A.M. Sadly , the error condition has not been reproducible ; so we're no further today than we were Friday .
1	today marks the start of #brummusicmonth let's celebrate too cool stuff going down , in this funky town
1	OK . Expect to see some spam from Spymaster for the next hour . ( Powerleveling #spymaster
0	RT“ : I guess Miami can't take the heat . Well damn . The #irony ”
1	is watching Rockwiz , and saw the drummer mouthing 1 2 3 .. I didn't know they could count
1	major project eval over , now its just d reports left
0	So it looks like it will be Bryan and Kane again next month ... yay #sarcasm
1	oh , get a hold of : Lynda.com Joomla Creating and Editing Custom Templates , really helps
0	is starting her blog this week .. GOOD .. then heading back to singapore in a couple days . BAD
0	Of course , my favorite way to start the day is to have shit hit the fan .. #not #grumblebunny
0	man what it takes to stay in shape my body hurts
1	very nice ! mine's ILE ... i love eating !! hahaha
0	I wish i lived there Come to montreal soon mr. perez !
1	That is my fav song ! esp the parah .. reh bhi sakoge tum kaise hoke mujse juda .. phat jayenge deewarein sunke meri sada
0	S/o to for taking her coffee that I got her this morning out of my car and leaving her trash #stayawesome #not
0	and aaaah Glasto Bowie ! I think I might just cry
1	yay thank you !
0	It's fun to watch the #CLAVic14 conference controversy play out over twitter . Complex problem easily solved in 140 characters . #Not
1	Morninggg !! Happy Monday ! Enjoy your day
0	You sound about as confident as me
0	I totally love it when I walk around with deodorant marks on my shirt all day . #Not #StruggleBusLife
1	Up early this morning , lovely day here . Perfect for a wee bit shopping then a few beers
1	Hello your Majesty ! I just wanted to let you know that I am a HUGE fan of you work and efforts . We needs more people like you
0	o_0 , that's cheep . I'm on a prepaid = if i wanna buy a phone , i have to pay the full price and this one costs about 550 bucks
1	Not from Jordin ! Haha ! I think the pigs would be flying by then . i feel it's not worthy enough for her to watch it haha !
1	... web 3.0 baby , yeah
0	Once again , another wonderful work day at the wonderful martins . #not #worstjobever #hateit
0	I'm really bummed I didn't win the Del Mar meet and greet did anyone else ? Well , on to OC fair ...
1	Enjoying the sun while TANNING !!
1	Well , that escalated quickly !
0	I actually find it hilarious how my family find ways to blame me for things . I literally sit in a corner on my laptop 99.9% of the time .
0	Fell asleep while watching tv , shows my true love for tv programmes #not
1	Awwww she called me sexy nice ! you rock Danni ! you just made my night gurl ! muah ! I'll give you props anytime !
1	yesss dudeeeee idk what to write on my essay :s HELP ME ! im writting about my mommy but idk what moment to write about D:
0	Sometimes I wish I had my hair back
1	be right back
1	Only 1 more sleep until I take haiden to his first England match ... \n #not sure who's more excited ! — feeling excited
1	I can't wait for Peaches on Friday , Iamx on Tuesday , and Tori next month
0	RT : didn't know you were such a cheap shot . #sarcasm
0	Honestly our healthcare is going down the drain . #thanksobama #not
0	I love finding out when someone is pissed at me thru twitter and subtweets that I'm fake ? #irony
0	RT : Thanks to on the TL ... I now have Galaxy Quest on . THIS IS HORRIBLE . #Sarcasm
0	If I was to be gone for 3 days would you nudge me
0	nothing ... this day is bored
1	I may . I'm still making plans for the next couple of weeks . Things are fluid & feeling fun
0	Once again the #NYYankees show why they are the best in baseball . Another opportunity wasted another #RISPFAIL . #Sarcasm
0	Yes , some ISPs are evil like that I also had problems with connection sometime ago .
0	RT : So you think sweeping generalizations about large groups of ppl are wrong ? #irony
1	. Daniela Love you girl and your reply to Jon I was waiting for someone to say it !
1	10 MIN TIL ' GL ! NO #OTALIA TODAY , BUT THATS OK . ILL SETTLE FOR JUST NAT !
1	i'd forgotten how lovely dancing in the rain feels . so thankful
1	thanks i will ..
0	I totaly love having breakdowns in front of the highschool . #not #fuck
0	#irony fair play award goes to Chennai Super Kings . And then we say Srini is a fixer . #oxymoron
0	Actually I'm really missing Fabian Which is pretty sad since i talked to him like ... 2 hours ago ! Gosh time flies when you miss someone .
0	AAARGH ... WHAT A F *** DAY MY BACK KILLS ME TODAY ... CAN ? T WAIT FOR MY KNEE-OPERATION IN 3 WEEKS , THEN EVERYTHING IS FINE , HOPE SO ! J .
0	95 peonies to go for favor boxes ... Need to finish by Tuesday . I will be working at least part of my mother's day .
0	mmmm in-n-out ! I have 2wait til Thursday
1	Gue da jelasin by bbm bok , panjang klo lwt tweet now try mine
0	Aaaaaaaa My Shoulders Are So Sore Ft Sunburn
1	sO lOng & goodnight pple ! MCR FOREVER AND EVER !!!! XD ;D
0	Good to know you'll start a fight with me over literally anything and everything I do .
1	as usual .. im just doing nothin ' ehehe !
1	have fuuuuuuun
1	I'm awake . I think . Heading to ATL w/ Melanie & Ariel ! Going to lunch , then to see Jersey Boys . So excited
1	tweet tweet am totally exhausted ! Wish I would have a day off tomorrow v.v cbb to spend 9 hours at school * sigh * xox
0	A sound argument for original content . That I am sharing . #irony ow.ly/xItdM
0	You're right and I feel for ya ! He'll probably be thrilled to talk to ya on the phone tho ! Tear up those cell lines !
1	Both crappie and catfish are great there - - plus the lake has quite a bit more room to jet around on !
1	just texted you
0	Wicked tired but I have to get my econ presentation for tomorrow all figured out
0	just called verizon ... no twitter available on my phone . it's gotta be a blackberry ( intentional rhyming )
0	Looks proper classy when girls put there " bb pin " all over the show #NOT
0	i cant sleep
1	I love you !
0	It's just a lot of things going on ... I want this to end up with him calling me his girlfriend . #CliqueOfTwitter
1	Another day helping out the IAP , I also got my expo display setup for Thursday and ready time to work on the IAP poster .
1	what ru doin in bangkok ? just curious ...
0	We're running out of time , I hope CP3 can stop Westbrook soon . #sarcasm #IStillLoveRussButComeOn
1	I love kevin joans <3 as stated a few tweets b4 ! <3
0	only get an hour's sleep and when I do I have nightmares
1	woah thanks for the follow man !
1	80 fahrenheit in glasgow Another beautiful day Who needs spain : X
0	The #BDS lemmings should be asking why do Arabs deny virtually every fact of Jewish life in #Israel before and after Biblical times .
0	this bag of cherries looks diseased . they're not very good . particularly disappointing since cherries are my fave !
1	I'm glad you had a good day . sleep tight !
1	This is soooo exciting .... my first " tweet " ever LOL
0	Don't you love it when your tutor tells you the wrong things .... thought they were supposed to help you ! #frustrated #generalstudiesneedstogo
0	Show how much you love ' merica with these imported polos ... #irony #MadeInAmerica pic.twitter.com/rdQwFqtExr
1	I can't believe you haven't seen that before ! It's 2 or 3 years old - and it just sticks in your head
1	you did nothing just love you <3
1	I just hope that you stop expecting too much people .
1	At the gym for a saturday morning run
0	I wish I had a tuk tuk
0	Thank you to whoever decided to key my car today ! You are so mature #not
1	yes , a quick hackday app
0	in the 60s , 70s and 80s american audiences pretty much laughed at anything in a show including a serious rape storyline .. real funny #not
1	watching " slice of life " ( laughing at the songgg ) and then going to sleep
0	The definition of irony . Getting dental floss stuck in-between your teeth . #irony #orisitcoincidence
1	I don't like girly colors . Black matches with everything
1	Off to highlands
0	I didn't get it . Don't you have my e-mail ? Or do you just not care about me ?
0	drivings a bitch when your at the dmv
1	You could have a VerifyRegistration method I suppose that does that And yes for friday , should be absolutely fine
0	Got sum Rhode Island Reds .. n abt 2 months we will have fresh eggs ! My dog Duke died 4rm Rattlesnake bite !
1	writing a oneshot
1	<--- three of our sweetest BakeSpace Members .. can we start a new trend #sweettweettuesday ? LOL
1	2 all my new follows hit me wit a I will reply and add ya if u do
1	sounds like a wonderful time you got planned enjoy !
1	beautiful sunset outside now editing a photo for bro .
0	its depressing when you get home tonight go on craigslist . You prob . Won't find a job there but you'll get ideas .
0	I miss him so much that I can't keep this feeling in my heart so I have to update it on my twitter status . #sarcasm #feelsorry
0	probably not , policitians are about as much use as a blocked toilet . but if we get involved , I would foresee just as much mess
1	( ) 96 on my term paper , suck my nuts .
0	Bout to board the plane
0	I cant believe i started to cry at work .. Haha lame . People can be big assssholeess .
1	lol Oooo thanks !
0	always fun to see people i know walking past my house when im sat in a hoodie with no makeup on , shoving my face with quavers #not
1	Thanks for ll the kind words on the book . Man , I think you're its biggest Twitter fan out there
0	thats strange ,...... i was just thinking about the muslim " ghettos " in the EEU .... #irony
1	My fairest ladies ! I'm exceedingly well this morning
0	I love how my mom is acting like nothing happened . I am about to kill someone here . But she has always been so understanding #sarcasm
1	Wow , watching Eminem get tea bagged last night was the best thing I've seen on TV in a while !
0	just came back from college . assignment really piles up like shits . SO DEAD TIRED
1	I can Rome without Ceasar
1	Holy shit , you're 18 now !? Wow , it seems like yesterday u were 12 !? WTF ! LMAO ! Happy Birthday girl !! Hope it's a good one !
1	of course tuscany & the amalfi coast r marvels of epic proportions . don't make me choose . LOL . what about u ?
1	Oh shit ! Learned a new dance thanks to Marcus and Angel . Left my sweater at Vere's . Oh well . Had fun .
0	Jess thanks for the update .. but due to the delay , the train won't reach its destination , result = paid for wrong ticket and late #irony
0	... Bea Arthur ... and Estelle Getty ..! Bea !! RIP .
1	glad to see your getting more sleep night
1	Good luck on moving
0	such an emotional day . Crazy . And all of my friends got to hang out . I hardly ever seen anyone
1	I see ya PDX ! And receiving your updates too ! Looks like your sales are rockin ' girlfriend !
1	Thx , Geoff . Good to know you're still looking for opps to set me straight . So to speak .
0	Okay , says : Pls ppl , no more DDoS rt #Iran #iranelection ( If you don't know what DDoS is , don't worry , you're not doing it . )
1	Off to bed . Matt and Jess are sound asleep in their rooms . I love a full house good beach day , great dinner , goodnight !
0	Love getting up at 3 am for work and getting home at 9pm #not
0	RT : Lin is the answer guys ! #Lin2014 #GoLin #Linsanity #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/kPjtXrH9su
1	! *hugs* !
1	Trillian Astra's Twittter functionality is still stable during the Twitpocalypse Like Duke Nukem would say : Hail to the King , baby !
0	10% from cabs or a possible 15%-20% taken from PH work it out where do you think most work going 2 go ? #NOT CABS
1	RT : “ : I just insulted Michi for being deaf and she didn't hear me” ... you were on my deaf side #irony
1	I was feeling guilty about buying a luxurious pair of shoes yesterday until my house mate just saw them and got over excited
1	- sounds good
1	On my way to work interesting day
0	Hey are you on ? I cant seem to connect
0	" Oh it's the Botox . I can't show emotion for another hour and a half . " Yeah like you could show emotion Fiona (..) #acinderellastory #sarcasm
0	Perfect Saturday Night : watching out dated electronic charting for my next clinical site ... #not
0	Sitting in the front porch listening to everyone reminisce is prefect ! #Not #NoFriends #LonerStatus
1	thanks to taylor swift for making me feel better
1	I HAD to vote for Single Ladies for the TCA's (: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES , ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
1	btw , yes im doing better , and no no foot fetish ick , in fact i like those flats mostly because they get worn instead of sandles
0	just gettin dumped by ma bf ova msn ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh hw fun is that
0	One wedding down , one to go . Ugh , and a dance tonight
0	I love finding out the Blackhawks scored on twitter ! #sarcasm fuck
0	the over/under on the LAC/OKC game is 225 . Any chance that may happen . #sarcasm
0	Gah we have the best bus driver ever !! #not #learnhowtodrive
0	chicago in a thunderstorm . Luckily KCI has free wifi - people should talk to me ! I was forced to eat Burger King tho
0	“ : No please tell me about your gluten allergy one more time #not ”if this doesn't describe someone on our team idk what does
1	No biggie . I can leave it for you if you want . I don't require your presence or your attention . It's cool that way . Up to you .
0	I read the first book and I could feel the literary AIDS engulfing my body
1	I have floor seats they're nowhere near front row but it's at least something .
1	Yes it is worth it Jasper
1	The Sixth doctor was judged to not have anymore regens , and yet .. thus he may have another 5 regens to go . aka 18 regens
1	I'm getting a tattoo this week
1	very excited for the weekend . visitors coming to town from MI , NYC , CHI and ... oh yea , ISRAEL !
0	What a hit by Dorsett on Kunitz .... really creamed him into the boards . #embellishing #sarcasm #NYR #NYRPlayoffs
1	We are going to the Giants game and then getting pizza from Little Star . San Francisco is awesome .
0	Headed home early from badcamp due to exhaustion/crappiness from having wisdom teeth pulled . Sorry to bow out so early .
1	Love your latest blogpost and vid , I feel inspired to retry counter makeovers again ! Really informative thanks xx
0	It's on a bit of a hiatus ... I've been pretty busy and haven't had time for it .
1	LOL called us twitter buddies . Kind of like that .
0	Had a couple casuals lastnight got on the bike #notagood #idea #im #not #ronniemac
1	I was thinking the same thing
1	did you just change your avatar ? i like the previous " AM "
0	Ugh .. this rain needs to stop It's making me tired and I dont want to be tired when I'm excited that my brother is graduating HS tonight
1	I'll oscillate from one to the other .
0	Throat feels like and I'm working 15 hours today . Yiipppppeeee ! #sarcasm
0	Holy cow . I never knew that's what ™ stood for . #Sarcasm
1	i love your cover of katy perry's waking up in vegas !
0	Damnnn Dis nigga ripped cassie apart on dis interview poor girl
0	Google sent me a letter ... Just a little ironic ! #google #knows #what #paper #is #pure #irony instagram.com/p/o3GIH7p07l/
0	i woke up a long time ago and still in my bed what a lazy day ,,
0	i wish
0	So I called to ask why my water is not working , burst water mains , that helps a lot with two children under 3 #not
0	it's been removed .
0	i think my favorite thing ever is getting asked if im a teen mom by strangers whenever im with my nephew #not
1	your welcome kate
1	thank you ! I wish you a good evening or whatever . ;)
1	Good morning !
1	Chilling in the little relaxing part of the pool . Yay ! I love these girls !
0	This day is just so great so far let me tell ya . #not
0	I've been focused on school and prom , now that it's almost over idk what to focus on
1	Eeeeek ! Two finals today ! Wish me luck everyone ! And good luck to ya'll .
1	Just got home from touring ... unfortunately .. but in about 2 hours i am going off to japan
0	It's not there anymore .
0	We didnt talk today . IM SHOCKED . #sarcasm
0	needs a blank cd ... and there is none
1	i has sore legs combat zone = AWESOME !! lol
0	Fun weekend comes to an end
0	I like giving more than i have because people are always generous in return . #not
0	“ : Women are more likely to have nightmares while men are more likely to dream about sex . ” Well , isn't that awesome ... #sarcasm
1	gah ! school /: then chilling wiff Adam (: and possibly Morgan
1	I was literally waiting for a response from you
1	either way , I think it's a not-catchy , poorly named product
0	RT : What a night amazing night the best !! #sarcasm
1	Huh . Back in my wilder days , /b/ was the boogeyman of the internet , so to speak .
0	i see . I want a bed
1	Well , I think it's good . Just work with GIMP a little more and I'm sure you'll be ap ro soon enough ! <3
1	Grabbin me some lunch before prepping for the conferences tonight .
1	Checking my friendster account . Can't find other things to do )
1	hey babe !
0	Happy about this . Shows high standard of " self evaluation " of #BPIB like the Cardinals are doing ... or are they ... #Irony
1	will do lol will give you it next time i see you ! need a day out soon ! feels like ive not seen you in ages ! ha xox
0	i know but it won't look good when we've literally only just gone back lol
1	Santino can crawl now
1	Eight Legs from the UK ! ?
1	haha no lah bro . Just drinks and play pool . I'm not so adventurous as you .
1	- Veronica , Ren ?, Pher . West side
1	Wasting yet another day .
0	Thanks for costing the Jays the game . #MVPmaterial #NOT
1	wow felon is a good movie .. im glad he got out of prison and still alive
0	“ : morning . Not good” :-) Morning not good at all , even didn't bother with going out to lee mack show #not going out
1	This has to be the best of the zoozoos so far . The one regarding prayers . explain the mal connection on this one
1	is having Sassi-chan at my place xD This evening Abi-Fete Love it *.* What's up twitter fans ?
0	My GRE prep books came today . It's like Christmas #not
1	visiting my friends in restaurant city on FACE BOOK !
1	boas tardes
0	oh come on now ... she went you 3 snotty UNIs , were lucky she even notices us #not
1	my parents got me more practical toys plushies i get them on my own
1	hai i hear ur first day twas good
0	My hair when I wake up >>>> perf #not #ilooklikealion
0	That money could have been spent signing Paul Stastny ! What is Stillman thinking ? #Sarcasm
1	Hard to watch Loyalists telling George Galloway to ' go back to Britain ' last night on the Nolan show #irony
0	no more computer until chicago . it's broken
0	Still not done with homework for the night . I need a household to PC cable for this damn power pack
1	Ohh man what ever would i do without you jamie ! Love you
1	augie's beach houseee
0	ok !, but for once , I have done EVERYTHING I HAD TO DO , for like the next 5 days , got all my schedualed work done , nothing to do
1	the New Moon trailer looks good . Werewolves are the new vampires !!
1	After a while it became a habit . I couldn't shut it off and I worried I was crazy . Then I found out you could be a writer !
1	Just got back from my cousin's game , which I didn't watch but instead stayed at Apyang's house . HAHA . I'm a baaad cousin .
1	Home from Ikea with the Wife and its curry night with friends tonight pikle tray time
1	I think " lame " is now lame .
1	and sorry that sounded like a 13 year old texting !!! Just tried TweetShrinking built into Tweed Deck Just another cool feature .
0	Lol at white boys who call childish Gambino Donald glover in order to be " indie " #irony #ironicbuckethat
1	Good luck to all of the RPM drivers tomorrow night !!
1	Yes , yes she is . ( and I'm staying away from chicken for luch
0	I'm so glad my friends include me in everything . It's makes me so happy . #sarcasm
1	you know what ? i think for now we did * hi-fives * go us
1	Fun ! I had to try that one
1	Stayed up all night working on video , I finished btw took me about 12hrs start-finish . i Hope you will like it
0	Sitting at the bar after shifts is what I live for #not #hurryupmackenzie
0	yeah , I was always changing my hair color in High School . I've pretty much worn everything LOL . Some good , some baaaaaaaad
1	Listening to Matt getting rick rolled ( via ) lol ... awesome
1	Ugggggh ... I hate that shit too ! Awwww , I'm sorry mama ! Lol ( I'm not laughing )
1	Recent Fav'd - Flick Two : borealnz posted a photo : Uninspired title tonight .... More ..
1	This day is flying byyyy ... love friday , even if I have to work this sunday . Off to LI to watch my Lizard tear it up hit the cell
1	listening to music and watching youtube videos
1	Mcdonalds breakfaaaastttt . Mcmuffins and hasbrowns . Love me dooownnnn
1	Queen of Housewives 5 released , too . Thanks to rambutan for quick FINAL QC . and team ! 6 will be quite soon ~ Still waiting for Jenn .
1	Omg ! i have 16 followers ! thank u thank u thaaaaaaanks !
1	I used to think like that IT project risk measured in billions - but it is really a $trillion bonfire
1	- cutee
0	Lady across the way had a miscarriage , say a prayer
1	My random clicking around after saying I was going to bed only lasted a minute or so
0	thinks oh dear to some of the things ive read today . Not good lol
0	I am so so so so so bored of studying REALLY ... anyone got any other ideas than studying ?
0	aww i dont think i can come tonight . stuff came up and now i have to wake up early tomorrow .
0	Charlize Theron is about as bad a host as Jim Parsons . #SNL
1	Hey , let me know if you need company !
1	sounds like a plan to me ... LoL
0	It's a rainy lazy kind of morning . Hubby had to work today He never works Sundays !
0	Well my day just went from awesome to I'm miserable in 2 seconds #awesome #not
0	Hey ! Since Brian Gibbons is in the lineup maybe he should play with Sid so Sid can score ! #Sarcasm
0	Omg it is way too early to be up
1	- ( right side)Look at my shoe ! my friend drew for me . she's very talented
1	today sort of had its lows . ending on highs though
0	hit the same problem with activation server not available
1	Lon doesnt quite fit does it
1	I have plans on visiting Amsterdam , paris , london , rome , greece , spain , cuba , hawaii the whole south america especially Brazil .
1	i love your blog !!!! thank you so much for sharing . know i ask myself what i will do to transform the world
0	If I don't spend or use cash , like physical money , isn't that technically #Bitcoin .. Every purchase/movement would be electronic .. #Irony
1	We agree with this sentiment ! Hopefully things are looking a bit brighter !
0	MORNING . Certainly lovely sunny day . To nice for work . unfortunately I have late shift today1-9 . #NOT GOOD
1	In a few minutes , " God's Army 3 " ... you can't play Gabriel better than Christopher Walken !
1	Hi and good morning to my hate mailer ! Didn't realize you hated the station so much you were following me so closely ! I'm honored .
0	Time for a one hr nap before I wakeup to continue studying again .... oh how I love summer classes #not
1	The apartment of my dreams . Tiny and old . Wooden floors . Smells like fresh paint , and there is Bouganvilliea EVERYWHERE
0	I think I left all the lights off at my house .
1	Happy Moms Day to all da ladies out there , Today is your day so its time to show appreciation
1	thanks for the shoutout i wish i had seen you at the rally !
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
0	Windows Server 2003 Setup . Could be an interesting day
1	prob a pretty high percent !!!
1	Its finally here , the beautyblog !!! Check it ouy
0	I wanna go to the snow . It's June .
1	is looking for her ' chocolate ' colored dress on Light in the box
0	Forgot i had to wake up early to take my sister to work . So lame ! I hate waking up early ... i'd rather just stay up ! - xoxo
1	becoming a redhead again
0	Venice is so expensive .
1	' I love you like the Pope's toilet loves ... HOLY CRAPS . ' ~ love ~
1	My little brother got married tonight ! It was awesome and I cried . Shocker .
1	hey girl ! before camzi was me !
1	I don't even care if you look at my link !!! what's your link ??
0	There is NOTHING I hate more than Overemphasis . Literally nothing . Not even stepping on Lego . #wheredidsubtlenuancego ? #irony
0	I don't have firends on Twitter
1	lol YAY then !! we can be excited together ! WOOO !! lol
0	#stupidpeople #sarcasm #ecards instagram.com/p/nnpEfunnZF/
0	I just love working thirds on the weekends at #not
0	the joys of smartphones : just noticed urgent work emails and responded ... back to the housework will get onto openlayers/data asap !
1	Well you do now Your dog is well lovely too xD
1	you can b serious it took u months mate im slow and i figured it out in seconds
1	good morning one and all . woke up after 4 hours of sleep and now staring at the lake . its so pretty out here and pnly half hour from home
0	ERyan comments . Love the GP but to paraphrase a now well worn soundbite : When the Greens hit rock bottom it seems they start drilling !
0	I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave
0	I was patiently waiting for tomorrows Madrid OOP and there are no surprises . The schedulers are always so generous to me ... #not
1	ahhh . good day today
0	So my phones at 7% and I'm charging it and all the sudden I look at it and it's a 5% and then goes up to 6% #ThatMakesSense #Not
0	:O the floodings are sad
0	I'll never see that face again ... Am I right ? Wel yes that my kind of luck -_- #not :'( whyyyy ? #shit s music does help ...
0	, do you have a guitar ? :O damn why does everybody has a guitar and play guitar ? i want it 2
0	ohhh man am stuck in the office
1	say hi to Lisa Kron for me !
1	I bet . Well good to see you kicking about , so to speak . Take it easy .
0	I clearly did so much .. Because everyone one knows what you're talking about #not #didnothingwrong
1	Making mac & cheese , gna use my colinder .. i think jonas may be cancled . This is the second week in row its not on Disney Channel " /
1	The #Irony w/that #Quote is that many times ( sadly enuf ) as we #AGE we do 4get how old we R . In my case : " aren't . "
0	My day was made 1000x better when my stalker said " have mercy " and " oh my ... " as I walked past him today #sarcasm #goaway
1	got it in one
0	There's nothing like waking up to cats having sex or cats fighting in the middle of the night . Ugh . #not #fuckingcats #ihatethem #tothecore
0	Had a minor wobble yesterday at son's birthday bbq , the build up of the party , bbq , youngest being in hospital , all got a bit too much
1	Driving home ! Long rehearsal , but I'm soooo proud of everyone ! I think accomplishing things we didn't think we could ever do ! ThanksGOD
1	Just finished bonding with our dogs It's a challenge for them trying not to bark at all that moves during a walk down our street .
1	Writing my fanfic
0	Man , what a productive day ! #sarcasm #lazyday
1	haha . but you are much more exciting .
1	HILLSONGS UNiTED was ABSOLUTELY AMAZINGG ? FRONT ROW AND CENTER ? I was literally holding Joel Houston as he was singing
0	ha ha ha never again am I asking others for help . like oh man you were a big help . I appreciate it like yaaaaas . #sarcasm
0	Becca phone literally autocorrects every word I type , getting a basic tweet off takes a good 3 minutes .
1	that's amazing ! wish i could do that one day
1	I will send you a scan if you're interested
0	that was so sent yesterday morning . i love how smrt the mobile nets are ... tho it's a shame i'm up now ... i'm super hungover
0	Hopin I get home in time for the MTV movie awards
1	hey monday are amazing , YAYFBR BANDS ahhh right >.< what colour you dying your hurrr ?
0	HI , I was going to take your poll but it didn't show up quite right for me Have a great day !
0	Sorry can't make it tonight I will be there next week
0	Tummy hurts today
0	I just love being left out and getting ditched basically everyday of my life . #not
1	so , the string of rainy days has put me into a pretty bad mood ... I just realized that . sorry all
0	Take a cab to head to Malabar Hill Police station . Cab gets stopped by cops enroute for jumping a signal . #irony
0	My phone fails now , I don't know what's wrong wit it
1	Thanks ! Silly , but that made me feel much better .
0	Wishing i was sleeping
1	mia- on nicole's twitter
1	cheap drrrrranks at stones melville tonight
1	wooo . not yet done with the job , but i have to go . goodnight ! have a great day ahead
1	No matter how many times I watch any of The Simple Lifes ... I don't find them boring ! Isn't that just amazing ?!
1	Literally the two games I was waiting for the most . But what we did get was still pretty cool .
1	Nice . Well , as I like my phones like my humour - black with occasional enlightened highlights - my W880i is the silver-black .
1	* debates on whether to follow Verity's wise advice * Okay , I won't watch that reality crap WAHEY !
1	WOW , ur numbers r jumping ! never seen anything like it ! Its not far ! Its so easy 4 u when lily an ur sister r ur protegees
1	7 hours and 6 minutes until our first flight , yay !!!!
1	what a brilliant day . looking forward to working in the greenhouse today and getting paid for it
0	Funny you say that . Cuz no hom o.O r whateva . I thought about them a few days ago . You don't bring me around anymore .
1	alrighty , that's fab i'll let you know when it's published then - thanks unc !
0	. is really bringing it today with the tired boxing is done after mayweather and Manny discussion ! #sarcasm
1	im sure you're getting all pumped for the party tonight . wish i could be there . have a great time ! xoxo
0	Thanks , for over booking my flight out of #yyg this AM . On standby , even tho I checked in advance . Spiffing . #not
1	LOL . Thanks . Letting my work speak for me is how I roll
1	my hair is dripping wet
0	wow its rainy windy and cold who would have guessed
1	bahaha yea sure monsoons ! >.< Well I'd rather be over there I would have had which sounded like a bonfire with ya
0	I'm feeling very sick . Cough and flu away from me please ~
0	I love how my older sister and her hubby don't give 2 craps about me but love Amy more than life itself . Sure makes a girl feel good . #Not
0	S/O to and for bullying me last night , you guys rock ... #sarcasm
1	watchin ' the mtv movie awards
1	Yay for the good news that you found your cat !!
1	No worries . Far important to get the twins to sleep
1	i'm great , just relaxing
0	I need to shave ... again .
0	Can't concentrate at work . Very sad my little Miss Yeap is off round the other side of the world tonight
0	Another wet hair ponytail day ! I need to set my alarm earlier maybe 2:15 instead ? I don't wanna work !
1	' Black Caps ' is for the Kiwis
1	I love long weekends
1	I loves my cousins !
0	Ok , im not really that far yet On the 2nd part of 4 . Wish she did them earlier though , like mid day so I could be involved
0	why did you discontinue the cranberry supplements - in the vitamin section ? Went to my store today & they said Sorry !
1	not laughing at you , honestly , laughing WITH you hope you're feeling better and in less pain today .
1	- Psst - your PM box is full again .
0	yeah , that's true , but I rented a movie that I've gotten maybe 1/5 of the way into and now I can't watch it anymore
1	I'm smiling - hope you are too ! Happy Monday folks .. in the land of the living
0	RT . #Econ_Doc : " For John Kerry , Where He Stands Depends on Where He Shits . " blog.independent.org/2014/05/28/for… … . #snowden #kerry #tlot // Sits - #irony
1	thank yu
0	It is getting frustrated , I am telling dealing with police wil make you feel realy low
0	I forgot my wallet with credit card and cash at home , and my gas light just popped on . Hopefully I can make the six-ish miles home
0	Have flu-like symptoms ...
0	Still pouring rain in Thornton Park
0	“ : When people take pictures of you running #SoAttractive #Not ” but so BA also .
1	Gettin wat ever we please lol ... sleeping w/the f-ing best
0	RT : just wondering ... wouldn't a preso on profound brevity be better as a firestarter ... not a 30min keynote ? #irony …
0	3 days working on performance tweaks only to discover that all my changes made it worse .
1	Everyone please help me wish my daughter Mallory a Happy First Birthday !!
1	* waves * to new followers . Good morning to others
1	hi there thanks for following me am just new on and it's great to have at least one follower already !
1	you know , you've already got a Twitter , you might as well get a FaceBook
1	gettin` my dr. pepper & milky wayyy 0N .. LATE NIGHT SNACKS . we're piggies .
0	yes she is
1	It's all about trying things out I guess . Thanks for getting back to me
0	ah it's not that bad , i wudda liked to see more of it , it was a bit to short <3
1	YAY i LOVE thunderstorms Tennessee + thunderstormes = perfect , that's how it was when i was there
1	hahaha , okay , and zac efron wants me we'll keep dreamin '
0	cant stop thinkin wants to go back and make everythin right
0	I'm hungry enough as it is . I do not need to see Chicago-style hot dogs from Wrigley on my TV . #kidding #sarcasm
0	You're sick ???!!
1	yeah that's rite . Fml lol social science yeah in ucla ? What kind ?
1	save that story for work on friday !! sounds like more than 144 characters can handle !!
1	remember to keep it simple !
1	will be back later .
0	Why is premiumgas already up to $3.15 a gal .? Not long before we're paying $4 for regular !
1	give them the same grin you have on your profile pic . just might work .
0	super duper ? ber pissed Taking Back Sunday isnt goin to be in Detroit with Blink
1	Now with added Nimoy ?
0	I love when I call and she doesn't answer #not #nolongerbesties #sorryboutit
0	Read the Vermilion story . Something to think about with Elmo .
1	I just want them to go away and leave me the hell alone !
1	Voting today
1	haha , I had some sushi for a late lunch and early dinner . do you like sushi ?
1	My legs and feet hurt .. hahaha yesterday was fun
1	hey do you know yesterday Debbie [ ] adopted me , ans ? haha
0	Sad Really : All the rooms are booked ... so my recording marathon has been halted .. However , my writing marathon shall start now ....
0	the president defined the meaning of " cabinet " and told us the different btwn cabinet and government .. thank you mr president #sarcasm
0	high school is the best four years of your life , they said .. #not
0	So being " green " could actually make your lawn brown . #irony
1	I was behind a car that had a bumper sticker that said " pipers do it with amazing grace " . Don't know what it means , but I like it .
1	yes I did . So I followed all my followers .
0	I helllllla wanna watch UP ! But I'm broke .
1	::: thank you robert
1	well praise the lord 4 gud moods i kno i need 2 b 1 , im workn out ma thighs & these dark clouds is scaring me
0	I teared up with Perez's video .
1	Just got done with the New Capital Building now going to the Old one partttyyy !
0	I must stop being such a Glutton .
1	So far so good lol doing my best to pay attention and pass the time
0	lol , all gone now ... you should request that Sue does home delivery too for next time your away
1	Enjoying a jamba juice on a cloudy day
1	Black walnut cafe for lunch choir sounded good . Had fun at graduation !
0	Sprayed window cleaner in my face , got covered in chicken grease , and left my phone in my locker .. great night at work #not
0	I'm so not in the mood for shoping and I want to go home now . By the way I miss himmmmmmmmm huuu
1	ah I already did .. np I'll do it again
1	congrats on the teen choice nomination girrrl !!! i tried calling you today but couldnt get through . lame !
0	is annoyed that there's no more bread in the house !
0	Dance Mom just admitted she has never danced before . #defqualifiedtojudge #letstakehercommentsseriously #sarcasm
1	my phone is dead nd i dont feel like texting so ill leave it here . i love u veronica
0	I just love coming home at 1am and getting bitched at .. #Not
1	I ate cantelope today w/out an allergic reaction ! You have no idea what a big deal that is !!
1	lets begin our day withhh smileeeee
1	lol . is your FRIEND !
1	lol , I was hoping my underachievement would be an achievement in itself
0	Family's in the city for the day while I slave at work for the next 10 hours #lovemyjob #not
1	DL-ing Kim Bum's I'm Going To Meet Her Now . <3
1	Color day yesterday was awesome and today got a bbq . =P
1	Finally got some sleep last night
0	i hate that when big brother is on the whole of the channel 4 network ( E4 in specific ) changes and cancels shows for big brother
1	I have a lot of reasons to be optimistic .
0	trying to finish my English portfolio of THREE essays FML
0	no i really need a job . Im so pissed right now
1	And you should have a Digerati Studio account . Get with it mate .
1	Hepad job to attend #CITS n ths th tshirt i get ... #irony instagram.com/p/onVkoZKCF9/
1	i finally found an artist with talent from wisconsin !!! Stephen Jerzak . he's awesome
0	mooooorning , woke up with a strong urge to watch 10 things i hate about you but going to work instead
1	Hates when MTV lies about showing the Movie Awards . But we did to get watch Can't Hardly Wait which makes things better . " Aman-DUH ! "
1	Come feel this magic I've been feelin ' since I met you .. Can't help it if there's no one else .. Mmm I can't help myself
0	enjoying the last day of holiday ....! tomorrow at school !
0	its beach weather and im stuck in an office workin
0	#followmenash I've been waiting 40million years XD not literally but it feels like it #followmenash
0	Just heard Valentine Girl on MP3 player ..... Memories , I'm missing the boys . I need to get to another concert major NKOTB DTs
1	I agree with dancer but not cat . Prefer crying girl !
0	. : Opposed to money from special interests groups ... unless her names on the check . #Irony or #Hypocrisy ? wisgop.org/2014/05/mary-b…
0	i dont wanna go to work ............
0	- Man good friends are hard to come by ... Long distance best friends ... Almost A year since that pic .
1	Oh yes ; well done with the running
1	I'm glad you and Cyrus made it home .
1	Gorgeous necklace ! Love it !
0	Has noone fun to have lunch with
1	I have two of them saved . I may just read yours tonight
1	On my way to school !
1	RT : She never believed she was pretty but set the standard for perfection .. Happy Birthday #AudreyHepburn #irony
0	Some daft fuck has just tweeted the ending to a film I still haven't seen I was literally waiting till tomorrow , 1 more dayy
0	" This holiday we're not only releasing a game you've been waiting for , but also toys that will literally print us money . " #NintendoE3
1	just got home ! am on cam
1	glad to do it ; was great conf to attend , even w long drive ! have a great and productive weekend
0	He is seriously talking about his ride & the material things he owns . #imsoimpressed #not
1	none of your business cause you're a phone snob haha
0	There are a lot of books I would be giddy to see Jerome Opena working his magic on at Marvel ; Moon Knight isn't one of them
1	You're very welcome Got 1824 friends there are 2 hours ago :-D
1	thanks for the FFs you guys rock
1	Morning all , really tired today , it may be a short work day
1	and yes I really should know better
0	Two Idian co-champions for the National Spelling Bee this year , what a surprise #not
0	Have fun ! Wish I could go !
1	Not a problem dear . Anything else you need me to find ?
1	At port doug in the sunshine with some family They're a little disfunctional but I love ' em !
1	I liked the Monday ... bought cheap clothes .. bargaining makes me happy yappy !
1	With the girls for a girls night
1	Just casted my first votes of the day again goodmorning to you all XX
1	Also I dyed a blue streak in my hair for something different
0	RT : oh well -- international fairness conference by cyc tomorrow #irony #morevanit …
1	trying to learn for my oral exam , but I'm too distracted
1	just found the perfect bathing-suit
0	then no love Figtree = nearby access point ?
1	yes !! every women needs one I heart your necklace
1	Couldn't believe it when I saw it !
1	Good Morning .
1	Loved your outfit on lastnights highlights
0	Here's to getting into 0 of the last two classes I need . Absolutely awesome . #NOT
0	God I just loved getting bitched at , what a great night #not
0	unfortunatly it's more about the things i put in my stomach . lol
1	Have fun !!!
1	True . well hope you enjoy them when you get them . and that brings you back heaps . haha .
0	Stay in and cut grass v go out and shop #DecisionsDecisions #not
1	my first day at work . It seems pretty cool so far ... Kinda bored so I spent most of my time surfing the net . And I get paid for this
0	Why am I peeling like a snake , 2 weeks after getting burnt ?! #moisturiser #not #working #paininthearse
1	Omg , I've watched Paris Hiltons My New BFF and I love it !
0	Hilarious . #sarcasm
1	If I were to do a GENERAL( #not readings ) twitter a & a here next week , what day/ time works well for you ?
1	Aha I know they are ! That's why I decided to be one & are u going to prayer storm tomorrow ? P.s. I know !! I'm so excited !! But nervou ...
1	and if those conversations make more sense mixed up in your dream then real life ... what do you do ?
0	AHHH Pete and Pete ! I miss that show
1	thank you for your updates kate x
1	I was going to ask why you were getting a lobotomy . Freakin ' me out .
0	Anyhow only ?
1	hey how are you ?
0	#irony : #shell #Moerdijk refinery on fire , while today its the Shell Safety Day pic.twitter.com/4ozJhDdLoq
0	well I did not still it #sarcasm
1	GAH !!! I was one of these screaming voices !! HOW FRIGGIN AWESOME !!
1	ouch ! me too ! i haven't worn contacts in years tho ' so late nights and contact nt gud combo ! sleep well cya 2mo !
0	This is wrong . " : Davido works like he's been broke all of his life while Wizkid works like he's been rich from birth . #Irony "
0	The people defending Lebron for his cramps tonight are the exact same people who bashed on Pierce and his cramps back in 2008 #Irony
0	This family on has the last name LeBron and they're from Miami . I think would like that . #irony
1	Home early I'm craving chinese food so bad but have noone to go with . Gay .
0	Eating a big lunch and then having to head back to the office for the afternoon is always fun . #sarcasm #ineedanap
0	it's so hot in here ... thinks it would be nice to be at the beach right now . sigh
1	wifi at home and EDGE when I'm out its one of S60's best applications
0	Lets see how late my thoughts keep me up tonight #goodnight #not
0	yeah they haven't shown it anywhere near me the closest to me was 2 hours away n my parents wldnt let me go x
1	check your email
1	On my last flight ... at least I was able to get an exit row seat with no one next to me
0	I love when my friends have boyfriends because they live up their ass #not
0	Chelsea yet fail again against the lesser teams . #mourinhoMasterclass #sarcasm
0	So tired
0	I love coming home to find my Ugg shoes tore up #not
1	I'm thinkin album cover that looks so good ! hahaha
1	In a rush .... Lunchtime anyway
0	Ok I'm getting sleepy already w/2 hours of road ahead of me .
1	hey , why have you been up late all week ? ended 0d30 ?
1	Not the whole weekend , just Friday and Saturday until sundown . I'm baaaaaaack .
1	My hope for you all ... happiness !
0	My hope of working in Fat Face again was shattered by the new girl in there who looked like a man with greasy hair THANKS FOR THE CALL . #not
0	canada will miss you
1	Hello
0	Nothing kills a Saturday like a migraine and a fever
1	Wow that's amazing , Maggie Philbin on Twitter
0	why tetris is a TT and #seb -day not ? It isn't right
0	I've got an ear infection just what a person with poor natural balance like me needs .
1	i am literally stannis bc i never smile like im 95% of the time in a good mood i just dont visibly express it
1	haha - dont worry jues , you're a great looking x !!!
0	I'm sooooooooo bored right now
0	I'm going to be on MTV show this summer and I don't even have cable at my house . #irony
0	seriously , and the boss is down from Canada ALL week
1	i'll write much more at my return ... see you around ... now i'm going our for a walk listening to my magic ipod take care friends
1	you said you love this time of night . I made a lame ( and I admit , weak ) play at a joke RE : taking over the world etc
0	shows zero customer service . Never delivered , didn't call when they promised , disconnected me after 15 min on hold #not
1	pie tin of soapy water + light = caught a moth . Trying again tonight for round two . Thx for the help !
1	Listening to Hey Monday's music
1	crazy nite ! this chick really pissed me off . * no bitchassness aloud * goodnite
1	When someone asks for help ... You get tons of new followers !
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
1	ohhh ; super junior !!! me happy in my own little asian world , haha ...
1	did the nails on my left hand
0	Last poker game of the summer tonight ! sad .
1	hmm ... Do what about womens ? Love , money and health
0	Okay i don't like sharing you
0	' cunt ' , ' cunty ' and ' cuntish ' have all actually been added to the Oxford dictionary . #irony
0	lots of intelligent responses in here #sarcasm
1	You were relaxing all night !!
0	I sleep in 40 min intervals makes perfect sense #not
0	Parents say that I'm great with my money !!! #sarcasm merp
1	holiday in 2 days to sri lanka
0	Drake is representing his hometown in Toronto just like Jay Z is representing his in Brooklyn why not own . 02% if a franchise ? #Sarcasm
1	getting ready for the houseparties . tonight's gonna be funfun wipiiii
0	Such a collection of geniuses & intellects #NOT >
0	Went to sleep with a man in my bed ... woke up without one .
1	You are getting some nice feedback on TunA the Day today
1	I hear that ! I'm hoping that makes it fly by at least
1	At Subway
0	Flight from Orlando to Vegas should be a fun one . #Not #LongFlight
1	is back !
0	so very much so we will now be ever more out of touch
1	On my way to hangout with AWESOME people .
0	freakin sick i still want my nike jacket
1	I'm at dennys , juiced up in the most brown area of town . Amazing night
1	im totally addicted to twitter , cant wait for BGT tonight im soooo excited . message for amanda holden coming in a couple secs
0	Go to Miami to climatize . Match gets stopped for rain . #irony #EnglandVhonduras #DoUsProud
0	Headed to laramie for last dinner with my bestie before she moves to texas
1	does anybody wana come tescos to buy noodles with me xxx
1	I will
1	Cheers . Not really a fan , though I found the typo amusing
0	* complains about ppl calling other ppl rip offs , calls me a rip off * #irony
0	what happened to gitready.com? !
1	that was a mistake didn't mean to add you to the list
0	Man , I can't wait to do absolutely nothing all day today !! #not
0	LOL tell me to my face . i was literally standing right there . Sam made it pretty obvious hahaha
0	What like you don't immediately take your pants off in sketchy NYC basements !? #yeahright instagram.com/p/nq_GHEk4A2/
1	Great did you sign the guest book ?
1	Getting ready to go to LVL5 summer camp n ' get these kids a workin'!!
0	“ : DO NOT READ THIS . I CRIED MY EYES OUT . GOODNIGHT lovemematthew.tumblr.com/post/838991687…” IM LITERALLY CRYING OMG
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
1	" she has a great smile " Thank you ! I GOT that comment from DEMI " S single la la land music video ! haha ;) she really has a good SMILE !
0	Too late .. everyone's talking about it
1	.... Its crazy how " they " think im stupid
0	stupid parents are loud as hell in the morning . now i can't fall back asleep . but it's pretty and foggy outside .
1	BLINK 182 <3 / morning , morning .. it's freezing in my room
1	u welcom
1	watching True Blood ... and it's pretty good
1	has it really been 10 years since columbine ? thank goodness my aunt & friends weren't in that school that day ... happy birthday , annie
1	Had a wonderful day with mom . Made up some waffles ( ok toasted them ) microwaved bacon that came out perfect ! Mom liked her gift/card
0	Almost bough an American telecaster today .. #that #was #close .. #not #yet
0	I can't believe Sasha didn't get a rose
1	i will be happy when you are
1	... one online ? Yeah , me
1	I would like you to explain me what kind of language you speak ...
1	lol ye course they are
1	I can imagine that running into students would be particularly bad ?
0	It sucks when I havework sooo early tomo morning , I couldn't even stay late
0	i miss you too !!! i wish i could but i will be in a month ! or so ?... LOVE YOU TOO .
1	LMAOOOO I KNOWWWWW RIGHT !! YEA WELL IM GONNA GO FIND MY " SPECIAL TOY " REAL QUICK FEEL ME ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! J/K I THINK
0	rained/stormed out at the relay . emotional night to say the least . miss you so much and wishing you were here
0	YOUTUBE WILL NOT PUT MY VIDEO IN HDDDD AAAHHH
0	Great , we spent a bazillion dollars to lower the uninsurance rate 1.2% since Bush was in office . Progress ! #sarcasm
0	Forget em What's the legality of noise pollution ? How loud are you allowed to be legally ? You should research it .
0	is depressed about all of the rave reviews of the #iPhone 3GS ... Still waiting until January for mine
0	That's true . Good luck with the " accident " thing , I think it works better for girls . Never has worked for me .
0	Just came back from softball ... well no game .... because only 3 people showed maybe next time !
0	omg hahha that reminds me of the woman that fell off the bench on sunday was the town busy ?? : omg hahha that r ..
1	your tweet was just included in The Longest Poem in the World
1	Hummm , lets see if I could put up a fly-er background of my pics . Let me look into my pic x-files of myself .
0	I have a feeling today's gonna be hard ... Maybe things will get better ... #not
1	Sweet dreams twitterverse ! xo
0	sleep time . truck tomorrow . i hate waking up at 4am .
1	Handed out evaluation forms to my marketing 1 tutees today , one filled out that I was ' aloof & condescending'! The rest love me though
1	Oh yeah , lots of rambly goodness . LOL You have mail . Bed ? This is early for me . ;) Probably why I'm an insomniac , huh ?
0	Poor Todd up at half past midnight
0	Huge Jackman looked a little scronny in the newest X-men film . #not #DoesHeFitThroughDoors ? #HughJackman
1	Thanx !
1	Working at washington square westamerica today ! Come visit we are open til one
1	haha ! I know ... but have no fear ... I've stopped again .
0	great . my boss ' wife agrees that the classes yesterday were nuts ... so much that my boss is going to yell at them next week . I fail .
0	Sorry , but this isht is funny . #irony instagram.com/p/ow4g-cTaVU/
1	damnnnn he a booger for that =O maybe 2morrow u have a on ur face
0	Oh Damn !! Trying to catch up and ME is gone .... devastating Well , later tweeps or Talk to yall soon !!!
1	Back onmyd grind .... " LOCKED IN " as would say
0	accordin 2 bbc weather , its rainin there 3days this wk
1	the red one
1	your reaction is great Too bad mine sucked cause I was tired , in my PJ's and my computer deleted youtube all the time :S
1	Good Morning ! Finally the weekend ! My goal : Listen to music , play video games , and SLEEP !!!
0	This math project is some kinda fun right now . #sarcasm #geometryproject #torture
0	Sometimes I think life was better for a lot of people when I was depressed . #sorryImstronger #not
0	awww . she is . haha oh dear ... that's not so good
0	Who finds the time to do 540 seconds worth off a sanpchat story ? #wishiwasthere #not
1	Alright , 13 friends .. I must be a somebody . hehe .. Going for a run , teaching , movie , studio .. Fun times !
1	indeed , but I'm sure we'll cross paths again !
0	Im sorry to everybody who has to watch me dance tonight #Not #DealWithIt
1	you should use this one ! it looks so much better IMO
0	such a beautiful day to be at sitting in my room and not at XTU #sarcasm
1	grattis
1	" ACTIVATED CHARCOAL " The charcoal absorbs the impurities in the alcohol which are the cause of the hangover ...
1	officially over my failure in math - i don't need algebra in the music world
1	oh shit wow she 16 now u kno he a the big PROUD poppa watchin from heaven
0	I'm ok ... havin tummyache My weekend was GREAT !!! it's so nice to be him again . How are you ?
0	not happy arrived at 10:10 on vs066 still waiting for baggage what is the problem no manager here to help #not happy
1	WOW ! Amazing how many people wanna tell me about this muffler salesman !
0	dude i feel you i took a massive nap ! now i have 2 essays
0	Best part of my day was probably when I was cornered and bitched at while in my car when I was about to leave ... #not
0	always at a secret location catch me slippin ? #NOT
1	I CALLED MITCHEL MUSSO HE'S AWESOME !
0	lost my phone !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0	I'm going to drink tequila , wear a sombrero , hit a piñata , & shake maracas all day ' cause you know I'm Mexican and its Cinco de Mayo #sarcasm
0	well im not sure how many others have this issue , but i cant block people anymore I am being flooded with spammers and bots !
0	Hey ! Blue and silver wolfskys are my creation ! Don't tread on my . copyright ! #sarcasm #CardsAgainstTheFandom #CATF
0	you were awesome tonight at Club Avalon ! Great b'day present ! Too bad you're leaving ....
1	cool did you get the Mr T haircut
1	I need 2 more contracts , well , 1.5 ( one is brewing ) . Still believing that " All good things come to those who believe "
0	i min the PCU lab all by myself
1	5 games in a row this week . 1 down , 4 to go . Can't wait !
1	meet the co-host of on twitter .. so awesome .. wondering who else is here on twtr from #TEDIndia
0	So happy mom wants to spend some quality time with me on my day off , #sarcasm
0	Gosh I love sharing a bathroom with my brother #not
0	It's bad when you see girls posting pictures of Miley Cyrus saying they look up to her . \nWhat a wonderful role model . #NOT
1	I'm good how are you ? I hope all is well .
1	twas cool chit chatting with you tonight , about your monopoly ihop experiences ha
0	Just saw a little lab puppy in a commercial , and now I want Nicholas Crimson Christmas Howell back !
0	Very thankful my mom decided to chat with my brother for too long and not take the DC red line . All the best to those were were affected
0	Nothing brings classes together like knowing they will soon be apart for three months ... #irony #iwillmissyouall
1	the stuffed french toast is so good ! I had just finished it when I sent that tweet . Everyone should try them
0	raison toast haha .. i've been feeling real sick getting better , youu ?? x
0	... but did Mett steal crab legs ? If not , no worries ! #sarcasm
1	we made a cute doll at school today she wear a purple dress and she has a yellow hair XD but so cute
1	literally link me every good ziall u find please i'll pay u
0	I'm finishing up my hw ... Bdw how did it go last night ?? I read u had a headache ! u ok now ??
0	Gutted ! Were a point clear at the top with a game to go ! Disgraceful considering our high position of 7th last season ! #sarcasm
1	Just finished Buffy " Seeing Red " , that episode ended with a MOTHER of a cliffhanger ! Gunna try and finish the season today
1	keep on truckin ! You'll be done soon
1	oh , and Thomas : i'm so sorry
1	- Too Funny , have you seen the book by Bob Morris called ' Assisted Loving ' - appropriate for Tim
1	Nothing's ever really sold out . Go to the venue the day of the show ... there will be tickets for sure . Always are .
1	Sorry , my school's computers are S.L.O.W.
0	That's a shame ....
1	do you know any good websites/videos/literally anything that explain finding the optimal solution in linear programming ??
1	Going out with Will & Zach ... Should be fun !
0	Hey why don't you go make more racist comments about President Obama instead of calling for a Redskins name change . #Irony
1	your uo early as well good morning
0	Oh damn , Rains mar T20 world cup inaguration
1	mrning .
1	Am gonna play pool better know am best . and Hey people follow me or add me and i'll follow you !. P.s add me on myspace name matt parker
0	I really appreciate what you did . #sarcasm
0	I Iove being woken up because my roommate forgot her key and is now pounding on my window #NOT #scaredshitless
0	I just love not having any plans today .... #Sarcasm
1	Miley I love their songs are very beautiful !
0	Yep , they even showed that ad in the breaks in the movie . #irony
1	i haven't trouble to fall asleep , my trouble is what happen then ! lol My brain seems to like torturing my sleep
0	Renata flew home last night ... so now I am alone in Florida . Its just not the same .
1	cooler than you ???
0	my finger hurts be cause i cut it and im scared and drunk and its my birthday .
0	yes yes still trying to find a picture that will upload correclty ..
0	two hours . How u doing dan . #not saying i'm lazy lol ... #not inspired to write right now .
1	It's going to be a nice weekend . No rain ! I'm hoping Ben wants to go to the waterpark .
0	Further tax cuts merely encourage Carney's dead money in corp coffers . #not fooled again
0	I hate TweetDeck when it reaches access limits
1	ok . well i'll let you know if i manage to get tickets !! i will warn you , you will want to go again !!
1	Visit my newly-renovated blog site tralalara.co.uk
1	really ? so cute and
1	FYI ... if I look at your updates and there's nothing but a list of self-promotions , I won't add you . Don't mind some , but I like convo 2
0	my myspace has stopped working ! how am i going to function without myspace ? x
0	I am completely lost . It's 2:30 am , I'm somewhere in l.a. , and have no idea how to get to Placentia from here . Google maps isn't working
1	If you wanna read something , I recommend
0	#sarcasm in my last tweet Happy #CincoDeDrinko #CincoDeMayo !! Says a non drinker ha ha
1	" chuay bauk dai maai dtong garn sing dai "
1	Butterflies do not scare me just spiders ..
1	why are you mad ? i miss you too baby
0	Apparently there is punctuation to express #irony ... omg how did I not know this !! It's this thing : " ؟ " ... we really don't stop learning !
0	RT : School Busses : spend 13 years facilitating your trip to work .. and the rest of your life making you late for it #Irony #F …
0	“ : #Not #Your #Birthday #BGTlive ” OMG I actually got bored during that ... zzzz
0	Just went into Video Ezy . They don't have #SG1 or #SGA and now I am sad . They did have the first movie which I haven't seen in years .
1	Back from taking a foreign language test ! I got a 99% + 10 points . Yay !
1	JUS CHILLIN
1	I've sung " Poor Heart " all day -- mostly in my head . I'm calling it " chronic Phish jukebox mind " -at least Aug !
0	Being denied >>> \nLove it \n #Sarcasm
0	I love how someone can get away with taking pictures of us and watching our every move from their house . #not #creepy
1	just checked your twitter psych & indeed u r way 2 negative&aggressive ; not good 4 one who wants peace
1	Thanks babe !!! It's with Matrix Knowledge Group i London and it's on the 29th How was Essex ??
0	In an empty house all night while my friends are all out and about ... #Turnt #Sarcasm
0	I like late responds on texts , #sarcasm .
0	It's sad when I have to find a European stream in order to watch two Americans play . Thanks , Tennis Channel ! #not
1	uploading images to the web ... yep Listya & Hendik ... not long to go
1	bye . see you later
1	I'm up & getting ready for another day !! I'm off tomorrow so that's my motivation !!
0	You're a horror writer on Twitter :) #irony
1	Watching back to the future trilogy
0	Avoiding that all summer should be a fun time #not
0	I guess the only way to get a response from is to tweet him . #Not returning text messages .
0	new sonq cominq monday cuz my computer is broken .
0	Is your radio show on a website or anything ? I'm from Northwestern Pa so I don't get Miami radio stations !
1	i feel accomplished , i deleted photos & crap i didn't need . & decided what i want for next year ; now its time to text and sleeeep
0	Had so much fun last night with and is not ready for her to leave tomorrow
1	going home from church . very tired and currently laying on cherynes knees
0	I'm sure it does , I feel so awful for you . Thinking about losing a pet makes me want to cry ilybb <3
0	Going to the Dentist then working my #15th consecutive day . I'm coming for your streak #CalRipkenJr !!! #sarcasm
0	I don't care what people say , but Mazda Miata's are #NOT meant for men
1	Gus is having a problem re a ref decision - no its ok according to Gus .
0	Just ate applause that is four years old , yummmy #not
0	- awesome . i wish i was there . i was gonna go , but i couldnt find a ride . which totally sucked
1	Life is literally going so good atm , couldn't be happier
0	no not really what you up to today ?
1	i have no idea except that i love that song
0	Happy Friday #not , giving up wifi for three days , here we go again !
0	Hey my comment still won't post ... maybe you should pay Comcast or Verizon more $ so you can handle more outrage . #irony
0	i'm sooo scared , it's thundering
1	awesome .. i want to get an slr for such stuff
1	- Demi came out to sing This Is Me ! I was praying they would do that
0	It's such a wonderful feeling being somewhere you know your not wanted #not #fuckmehardandcallmesusy
0	Haha , Its Sunny In England ! WOOP Tests Tomorrow GIRLS ALOUD ON TUESDAY hahah Go on me and abbies youtube channel AbbieandBeth2009
1	I know ! I like live 30mins away from the Arena ! This will be an experience of a lifetime !! Have a good day Aniko
0	Exams comming up for me ! No bike for a few weeks
1	gonna send that over and over maybe he'll thinks im a freak
1	- Hugs and MORE HUGS ... for my bestest Earthlings in the WORLD !!!! luv Mazey
0	In Hawaii . \o/ . My YM wont sign in /o\ , can i get the misfits shirt ? I kinda want it .
0	719 i miss my bed already ( mrs. childers )
0	Sooo .. starting an Internet Design unit and the website is down LOL #irony #doh
1	Stanford Summit 2008 short video Remembering funtastic , roller coaster ride
1	ily seal face let's watch pb now !! Wenty ( L )
1	another wholesale enquiry
0	Fuck i wanna chill with someone
1	went to bed later than normal because of Eurovision - had a knock on effect lol
0	This wind is crampin ' my style . I have a section of my yard that won't get any water . I'd move the sprinkler , but it's surrounded by mud .
0	my god my mac has been acting like windows all day
1	you should be setting up your playlists for work on it
0	Argggh !! sorry , i looked & looked for softwares tp ga ada yg bs .. i wanted to upload it kmrn2 tapi memory card aku ga
0	great day except for work tonight
1	UP was awesome !! I want to watch it again
1	I kept dropping hints to my japanese friend about how hard it is to write a speech until she suggested to proofread it . I agreed .
1	that im still alive .
1	Aww my Uncle just sent me the sweetest email
0	Just found out my baby cousin is gonna be a dad !!!! At least he's married already . Everybody is getting married and having kids before me
1	On my way to a special birthday dinner for ...
1	just saw " my bluberry nights " i want to fall in love !!!!!!!
1	- hotest girl around
0	where the hell is my TV remote
1	worked till 6 . talked till 6:30 ! I really love my new and the people I'm working for !!!
1	5 wet kids , a packed train out of London and the need of a beer garden ! Loving the day
1	had a fun day volunteering at the special olympics , now studying in the greek office for two finals tomorrow ..
1	wow ... that was very sexy
0	It's all about freedumb don't cha know ! #sarcastictweet
0	I love Toronto & Sci Center , miss MsLaughlins Planetarium now closed . Did you go into the ROM ? It's great .
0	just got home !
1	where ? obviously not in Portland , right .
1	yes has all the sugar and salt to rehydrate you quickly
0	beat ? don't understand
0	I'm jonesing so hard for the ocean . I don't know how I can continue living this far from it .
0	Bye bye weekend
0	yo have you ever thought about tweeting some hangover jokes ? #not at the table #carlos !
1	oh hell yeah , cheetah girls just finished now number 2 is playing
0	how about mistreated/underpaid/unpaid maids/helpers ? there sure is a lot of injustice in the world . we need social justice !
1	DID YOU MISS ME ? Ha ha ... ( I doubt that )
1	is trying out the Plurk to Twitter function .
0	sitting amongst all my holiday stuff not knowing what to pack and what not too !
1	of course that is why we are friends . shopping tomorrow ? around 230 with me and jess franz and maybe rachel ! DO IT !
1	youre welcome good luck with the launch !
1	yehey ! it's going to be a looong weekend !
0	miss you so much honey
0	So pissed !
0	- Last day of school ! Haha i'll miss you guys !
0	lol if the Eastern Conference actually did cease to exist after Detroit fans whinging for years about moving to it that would be #fun #irony
1	Morning Tweeps Will have to check out the games mags with MW2 info today , November will be exciting Something to look forward to
0	Who cares what's she's cooked she's beautiful . #vomit #masterchefau #sarcasm
1	Happy mother's day ! Enjoying breakfast with the kids am very blessed to have wonderful mom , mother in law and the two best kids ever
1	HAHA Got one .. But I don't quite need it . I like to think my walking is almost back normal
1	Hi Lisa , I thought you might like to see how the auctions are shaping up . Pretty cool huh
0	#americanidol Were those outfits jennifer Lopez wore necessary ? Her lack of clothing made me feel uncomfortable . #think #not attractive
0	I'm no girl by any means , but my grandparents seemed to love my pic . They even hung it on the mantle ... #not
0	I saw a girl on the Blog thumbnails , went in , and she was WAYYYY CP ... I feel dirty . I need a shower .
1	- And that's little Miss Puerto Rico
0	why did last.fm wanted money from me to listen to my radios
1	Teenage Fanclub AND I Am Kloot on the same bill . Awesome ...
0	my phone has literally been stuck at 87% for the past hour is that good or bad
0	Love it when the bosses boss boss comes in ! Makes my day ! #NOT #GTFO
1	I think that I like this ... Anyway I ? m of to the gym now
1	PUPPIESSSSSSSSSS
0	I hate that it's ending .
0	No - house Cab . Poor baby wasn't even stained with good wine .
0	Skeen Paul you was deffo filtered out on my first filter #fieldofdesirables #not
0	Poor twitty , I avoided her for a week Pinangiyo ?
0	>___< I'm here : - < Last time I went to shool T^T And when my class finish ~ It's raining heavily I hate the rainy days (
1	- Sunset at the top of the Empire State Building ! Wow ! 1st twitpic , hope it works !
1	what's king khan ? i just saw OM SHANTI OM and man as always you frickin ' rock ! always enjoy your movies ! keep it up !
0	Tweetdeck still not coming up for me on the app store on my touch .
1	now you just need a cardboard laptop ... Might get more work done #squarespace ....
0	Wishful thinking : Would trade being an Academic All-American for a chance to play in a Regional in a heartbeat #alwaysthere #NOT
1	u r welcome my man hope u perfect day too
1	Al learns of Tony Hawk being in the Nirvana video and two awesome people come together , what a wonderful world . ( via )
0	Never , never , EVER would I stay up this late . It's now 4 days of this and it's all thanks to . \n #SarcasticTweet \n #NotThankful
0	I want to help . What can i do from England ?
0	EU slams Intel with record $1.45 b anti-trust fine . They screwed my AMD Bastards !!!
1	HAPPY MOTHERS DAY !... Celebreating with my mom totally the person that i love more !
1	Vote for Bobby Ryan - You know ( Sorry for the double post )
1	Hanging out with my sister and mother
1	I'm about to go to school
1	nothing wrong with curl , if you want to manually type each time ... cmd-line programing for twitter I have automation plans for
0	dudes .. i feel so alone now .....
1	cool we can do this !! im also trying
0	so i decided 2 take a moment durin mah wii workout tyme and i saw the most upsettin news ...... WTF i shoulda stayed locked n
0	Ive gt ate toasted n fried fish , squid n crab there , n drunk a coconut , ive gt stomach aftr drunk a coconut
1	haha ! * thinks : lotto numbers ! hear my call ! * lol !
0	loved having 1 of your employees come in to where I work & harass me while I'm working to shop at your store #NOT #Unprofessional
1	add to that laptop heat Burning my crotch haha
0	yeah ! but it's so late , i'd be up all night
0	my head cold became a chest cold last night and everytime I talk or even breathe heavy I start coughing really bad
0	oh jeez . That's a cracker #NOT lol is this after I fell in the mud ? #SheFellOver #taxi
0	Oh how much I love working real estate with Tim . #not
1	You boys are slooow . We knew this aaaages ago
0	Awwww .. So u know my pain ?? :: tears ::
1	Just got one day of formalities at work before a huge and hectic weekend ! Here's hoping for a fun one as well
1	Keepin it simple today : Chucks , lip gloss and mascara .... And still , I be fly Off to worship with the people !
1	but you has headache . : x and you needs your sleepins . ( and you can has sum jobro dreems i will send dem 2 u ) . ily
0	Hmmm ... Maybe #Boschfail was actually #UnderwiredBraFail ... ? 85 call-out fee plus parts . Why do women need bras anyway eh ?!
1	Celebrating little brother's birthday today ! Happy birthday kid
1	Giveaway !!!
1	i agree with that being lazy rocks !!
0	In bed already .... what is my life coming to its not even 11 yet
1	things are finally starting to shift in my life ... i am relieved
1	Half days rock
0	Me ; I think you should go out & get a job\nBrother ; I think you should shut the fuck up #siblinglove #not
1	Check out the naked on HDNet's new FREE trailer of Sex , God , Rock ' n Roll : UNMISSABLE , RECOMMENDED
0	Comin home at this time and finding no bed to sleep in #not impressed
1	We are all ears and
1	you can go to Kabata ?. If you can not no one can go there
1	We must do it again
1	good morning , put on a smile for a great day !
0	tbt to when I drove around with a rice sticker on my car ... That lasted for like two days . #ilybrorice #not
0	really ? don't do it .
1	i LOVE that song !
0	say hi to sissy kiss for iaaa is bed time on manday i come back to school have fun sissiy and nicky xD kiss from mexico !
0	Been at the doctor's with my aunt since 8ish . This sucks
0	RT : How did the pacers get such a great center ? #sarcasm
1	Hate to be dense , but what is SCOB ?
1	I've got an idea lets go to that erm fox and fiddle pub and get some lovely drinks in hehehe well if it's still there lol
0	O yeah . She sent me on a guilt trip . then she got over it .
0	I bet the only reason how 50% of the U.S Knows how 2 read is because of Twitter #sarcasm
0	Home , just been informed the padre broke the hack
0	No greater feeling than being hung up on . Every girl should do it to their boyfriend . It's just what we want . #not
1	!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I miss u to love !!! dc chillin md chillin
1	This is something I often have to keep reminding myself ... Thanks for such lovely words !
1	So super cute
1	my julie mangoes are getting nice and ripe there is a bird's nest in my mango tree
0	Yes , the majority of my classmates will come worn in Ukrainian national wearings ... The majority ... #sarcasm #disappointed #hate #sad
0	move 3000 miles just to eat #pizza 3 times a week from a place called escape from New York . #irony #nyc #sf
1	Thanks !!
0	Editing prezis at 8am on a Sunday is fun ! #not #WhyCantISleep
1	Well he doth tweet too much , much like myself . That may have something to do with it .
0	Wish i was drinking tonight !
1	taking shi out for lunch
1	Headin 2 grab some breakfast !! Don't hate , participate
0	When the Fortune 500 co's profit is over $1trillion it's a sin . When the nations debt is over $1trillion , not so much . #irony
0	Coming down from the 5 day weekend . Boo !!
1	Eat more pork , it's the cure for Swine Flu .... I think .
1	Its Derbyy Weekendd , im bouts to Go on Broadwayy && Act a foo .
0	en ... GEEN bad ! ouuuuh
1	well at least do it in person next weekend . I don't want to hear about your shady txt msg breakup all night
1	- Ahhh hadd too ! Lovee em
1	Interessant weil dein Name drin steht ? ;) Nice thing
1	thank you !
1	Im wondering is there anybody lookn for models ..... cuz I'm one
0	My favorite time of the semester ... #finals #sarcasm #AllNighter #sleepysleepy instagram.com/p/nR2Q6fHWGj/
1	Incredible . Kristen reminds me of my cousin
0	haha ... I wouldn't be surprised ... The few cute ones here are either taken or straight ...
0	Both my kids are still asleep and I'm awake . What the what ? #irony #stormy #sleepy #summervacay #moving
0	Just about cried my eyes out leaving frisco
1	Voice of Duke Nukem will do the voice of Zoe from L4D for $300
1	Hi Don , just wanna say I dig your Web 2.0 teachings . Rock on !
1	and you were not invited right ?
0	Doesn't Luke Bryan sing that rain is a good thing song ?? Ha ha ha #irony
0	True , but there's no way for me to string one from the PS3 to the office at the moment
1	i hope my friends would twit :
1	Mozzac is so loving .. No matter what time of the day you come home -
1	- It seems more official now .
0	#Attention ! I bring word from my #master , #pay #heed those I cannot name #publicly \n\n #meme #sarcasm … instagram.com/p/nmiGVJR5mV/
0	Guys .. I'm so sorry but I have to reply to you guys later . Just know that I love you and I swear I'll make up for it nighty night friends
0	nothinggg , just wokeee up and I'm hella sore
0	I guess lawmakers found that proverbial hole in #Obamacare that allows them to exempt self ?
0	wish i coulda been there
0	Had a crazy dream about my little brother woke up cryin ughhh going back to sleep !
1	don't ask how I have a 4.0 GPA because I have no clue #booksmart #not #commonsensesmart
0	Uncovering the science of #sarcasm or as Comic Book Guy would say : Best . Article . Ever . po.st/fNWkcv via
1	I wonder how long it will take him to notice " Zac Efron has a nice butt " on his foot
0	its 4am here ... and i know what you mean now by you can't sleep ! lol i'm so wide awake its not even funny anymore
1	May the 4th be with you #starwarsday ( via )
1	- I am so HAPPY ! Coming soon- the photos of Barca winnig the Spanish league&Champions league !!!
1	Ha ha this poor little seagull is trying to fly against the wind and it just isn't working for him
1	Hey Ian i think you were at the seminar today . How did you find it ?
0	that is just mean
1	hahahaha you too ?! the sims 3 is really gooooood game ! .. i love when my sims are painting pictures , like armins
0	Attemping to sleep bcuz everyone else is , thus making me bored .
1	1 , 5 was never a dream !!!!!
1	- And if I don't want that ?
0	is cranky that #btub is on the same night as my brothers birthday
0	why would miley and nick try again it really is official . joe and kevin actually admit to have girlfriends !!!! wooohooo !
0	certifiable madman service 2day held me hostage w/his demonic insanity & neediness . my nerves are * fried * . i feel no love , only fear
0	You favorited that tweet about not favoriting . lol #Irony :)
1	came back from church , and is going to have her 7-Eleven donut in a little while . <3
0	Hospital bound . Just what id wanna be doing at 1am on a beautiful saturday evening ... #not
0	My parents came home with Jack In the Box and they AREN'T SHARING . #not #nice
0	Omg some people are so perfect and pretty I literally just hide after I see them .
1	Haha ... they get around dont they ?... I kept getting them a couple of nights ago ... darn pesky kitties !!
0	though there r so many acquaintances n frens around , i'm so lonely n left out like now
0	I just told people I dont know any theorems for maths and apparently thats a big deal .
1	okay so its a small hotel room really , but hey , its on the 29th Floor and haz balcony ! Sylvestor can haz smokes ! Thanks Sydney
1	A lot was learnt with the finale I agree though it was a good episode but not the best !!
1	had an amazing night with Caleb
1	says bye now guys ..
1	Still tired ... Still sick ... Cav's won tho
0	I love the fact that I can't leave a classroom just to go see about a grade #not
0	I can't believe I waited 20m for a bus only to have it be delayed by too many busses getting in each others way #Irony #MKTransport #Arriva
0	transformers was toooooo hype !!! i wish i was Shia .. so I could be the one kissing Megan Fox
0	seriously ?! I was just thinking of asking you to bring it tomorrow so I can hijack your music hahaha too bad beh
1	what a cruel joke ! ;( lol ! i think the next record you make should be a christmas album !!!!! that would be super sweet
1	on my way to final audition for disney Movie Surfers !!! soooo excited wish me luckkkkk <3
1	Back to par t-t ime work for me For now ...
1	&& the night continues ! w/ my fav mazie ; kristina ; ericka && robin !
0	just seen lain lee is back on big brothers bit on the side #cantwait #ecstatic #sarcastic #cantstandhim #notfunny #untalented #bigbrother
0	is having her own ( solo ) pajama party
0	Take the A-Train .. Still missing my bed ..
0	I hate when someone asks me " are you wearing that ? " No , I just put it on so you could ask stupid questions #yesimwearingit #idiot #sarcasm
0	i wish i had a garden for a bbq .
1	El Patron and his fianc ? e are cooking sharlotka
0	am missing my headphones ... no music for me today
1	well dell does powerful PCs 4 a few bucks they must have something wrong ;) better the power button than something else
0	just saw photos of the dog who was dragged by an automobile and lived ... I'm devastated .
1	And because I know someone'll ask - INO is
1	Listening to a discussion on content mirroring in Plone . Remote presenter's audio compression reminds me of " MC Hawking " #pse09
1	wants lunch
0	RT : No , the best way is to hide under the bed ! #sarcasm
0	So annoyed with people being rude . & your welcome and thanks for acknowledging those who you hear lies about ... #not #rudefamily
1	I read the Globe & Mail very selectively .
1	YAY I haz an excuse , to clean my room out we need the garage sorted out for more room . Mum has gone to clean up
0	Behold , the proverbial glass ceiling .
0	Photo : #irony science of life killed me #dead #exam #omg #savemeathena #help #imsodone tmblr.co/ZIVGjv1HyO-bg
0	OK my Twitter account got reinstated . I really hate being a spam/worm victim like this ... should I be changing all my passwords now ?
0	“ : I'm so excited to spend my first night of summer working #not ” yay , we work together baee
1	coffee . gym . studio . story . of . my . life . these . days . so grateful .
0	bai , I'm not in paris anymore ... naa ko sa istets bai .
0	Ukrainians are famous for drunkenesss , wife beating and womanising . #not fighters #just saying
1	thanks .. I sure did ... I was so busy i would not have had time .. but just not being able to was hard , but my room is all done
1	not that much is really light one
0	Studied really hard for my math final tomorrow #not #syfi
1	YAY !! But , UGH ! JEALOUS !! <3
1	Okay NOW I'm going to bed . Goodnight twitter goodnight world ! Goodnight Internet
1	that's for sure , im still going to visit DSM
1	moved out
1	Took some phogs
1	Just watched " Previously on ER " . It's all over & I feel silly wanting to cry over a TV series ending .
0	“ : When people take pictures of you running #SoAttractive #Not ” our CC running faces
0	Figuring out what you want to do with the rest of your life at the end of first year uni is ideal #not
0	RT : I literally buy pretty clothes just to hang them up in my closet bc I never go out and they're not in dress code for scho…
1	lol okay will send u a pic shortly ... gawd wish id cut the grass this morning now !!! lol
0	Very depressing . I still dont have senior pics from my seecer or robby How am i supposed to remember How gorgemous they are if i got ...
0	I have like 5 big loads of laundry to do . #yay #not
1	um , happy once again can't wait for wednesday and saturday
0	My french exam => 22 june
1	Done ! Went just good .
0	Ugh I just love when the same people don't show up to practice ! #sarcasm #showup #please
1	Soon goin ' to da beach
0	suffering from headaches - what a bad day !
0	Getting pumped to pull an all nighter to finish school by the deadline lol #not
0	feeling miserable and confused
0	Sweets , chocolate and crisps for my breakfast , dinner and tea ... #healthylifestyle #not #oops
1	SAD UPBEAT SONGS FTW .
1	I mean would like to have a mask
1	haha definitely ! i didn't like taylor until this morning lol short hair + no shirt = hot . haha
1	u don't wanna know it's ehhh ..... >_<'' pe my fav class
1	In the arts having coffee and cake
1	- Ya thanks then I'll change it to now which mean V . Harish Krishna
1	SMOKE !!! Yessir
0	Im having issues with twitter today .
0	Hi people outside you should either leave or go inside . Some people gotta get up early tomorrow . #thankyou #not
1	Good for you I have no respect for anymore , ever since the whole Twitter obsession thing he has goin on
1	ha ha , no not a tomboy at all very girlie indeed , just a girl who LOVES sports
0	just got bak from a freinds house and going 2 vbs yyyaaayyyy
1	thanks
0	I leave on saturday and my body still doesn't look the way i want it too working out is hard for me
1	watching Arthur cos I'm way cool
0	Maybe I should go outside in my undies & bra to tan lol #NOT
1	By the way one of my goals this year was to forgive people . you have no idea how much has been lifted off my shoulders . i feel better .
1	EWWWWWWWW sucks to be you !!!!!!!!!! ahahaha Did Kath show you the slideshow our photographers did up ???
0	heading over to costco - i can't wait - ugh i do like getting stuff from there but the experience is always overwhelming - oh good times !
0	Afternoon all . Been sorting out clothes all morning and am still sorting . x
0	I . Feel . So . Sick . I hate acid reflux
1	you need some green and not a heiny ! jk ! hehe
0	is v . frustrating : I want to support equal rights but all these people talking about it just turns me off #sarcasm
1	They went out somewhere . Haha . But ima get me some Panera
0	i wish we can give Ms. Malvas ' cake to her tomorrow !
1	Holy moly ! The breakfast line is a mile long ... Your favorite sweep team ( us ! ) hits the route at 7:15 ; wish us a boring day #alc8
0	Sorry for the invite to SpyMaster everybody . Guess I should have waited for people interested to ask for an invite before I sent it out .
0	I'm not exactly big on lines
0	Anyone got a stable Ubi videofeed ? Not having much luck with Gamespot #e3 #ubisoft #xboxe3
1	your grandpa from what side ( Mom or Dad) ? either way happy that you're spending time with your grandfather
1	oh ! biggest news of the day ! got ONE wall-mounted shelf up ! ok .. J did most of the work =/ THANX J !!! one more left to do !!!
1	thank you , the other 364 days of the year she's a complete stinker
0	didn't go shopping . Wasn't enough time to get in and back before the wedding
1	Slept in Showering then going into school late .
1	- yummy ! I'd eat that in summer ! Making chilli for tonight
0	Watching my aunts and dad try to corporate with one another is such a joy #NOT
1	It's my 3 year anniversary this year
0	Texting because our 1 floor house is so big #not #jk
0	aaaw , I need a Bucks so bad ! Why don't we have many here in Brazil ? haha Love you , dudette Xxx
1	Except guilt can switch back on instantly at some points .. its a double edged sword .. so to speak haha
1	Excellent . I just got a 4-pack for tonight . If you guys ever make it back to Birmingham the first round will be on me .
0	babe ? I thought .... I thought you deleted your twitter account ? you gone make me cry
1	wish me luck every body , am having a college exam after 1 houre ; $$$ am soo nervous about that exam cause it's the final one
0	they dumbed down college because i put minimal effort in and i didn't learn SHIT . This semester . yet i got two b's . gotta love hcc . #not
0	I love eating dinner at 1 AM . What I love even more is that it's raviolis . #qualityfood #not ... the life of a night shifter .
1	this is hilarious because he's actually filming a film called " moonwalkers " #irony
0	I feel like I've been punched in the eye it hoitz ...
1	Speak EZ finished up an acoustic set at shell beach with free tacos and pasta buffet ( when you buy a beer ) . Was told to come Thursday .
1	is having a blessed day
0	Sitting thinking here that I just ruined my career over a boy ... how fucking pathetic #not #worth #it
1	yes , this .
1	introduction is horrible :/ whatever i'll fix it eventually
0	Longing for #shawarma
1	Sir Humphries !! Love it !
0	Its much much closer ! Have fun , quite jealous , was supposed to be going but had to sell ticket as can't afford it ! x
0	#YesAllWomen are reporting all #NoAllWomen to the #FBI because they are right and you are all wrong #sarcasm
1	How do you make Lady Gaga cry ..? POKER FACE ! LMAOOOO ! .. Is it not funny ?
1	Rockband at 230 a.m. ? Hell yeah hahaha I need better things to do with my time
0	Thank you ! I think it's too late ... my throat hurts .
0	On a lib comp again
0	I think we missed the last one by like a minute . Aaaawwwwww .
0	yeah it boring but jacob likes it so i got watch it ... i got such a huge headache and my eyes are killing me are you wining ?
1	talk about #jaljeera as we want to make this drink popular in the world
0	swollen fr my wisdom teeth gettin pulled ! this sucks but i love the Rx drugs
1	did u test Monopolize ?
0	not my fault my sister forgets to bring me to school #NOT
1	RT : ' good morning , good morning ! let's have a great day today'\n\nI AM THE GIRL SHOWN LAUGHING , I LITERALLY FEEL
0	worst night in a long time . Church in fifteen minutes , time to put on the VBS face ... =D ...
1	RFOL from : yay coach mo just said me and caroline are her favorites rofl
0	RT : So nice to walk down Yeovil town centre again . #sarcasm
0	music on , studying for finals , and drinking caffeine to stay awake is fuuun ... -__- #sarcasm
1	replies have to be in the morning . good night and god bless lovleys
1	Borrowed Bioinformatics for Dummies also . Oh the insanity #fb
0	geesh ryan . you watch the new tv . #not the old .
1	Is thinking I need to throw on pjs and wait for laundry . I lead an exciting life .
0	I am so mad ! I can't go . I have to babysit Katelyn and her sister . Katelyn from CD .
0	i hate tess man she's 18 now so she can get a tatoo
1	I want a haircut .
1	Follow me twitter.com/adcoadc
1	RT : “ : 180 cards being put to good use at Target HQ #Irony pic.twitter.com/sVA2Ut8geN” top banter
0	Nana expects me to clean the while house before my mom gets home . #yeahright #nothanks
0	You are Governor of your Mind #Not me : Makv #makvquiz #askmakv #communication #algeria
1	I am so tired of dreaming I am ready to see some reality ..
1	OH YESS .. i been waitin for you to let that out !!! Thank You Trey .. You Always treat ur fans so good ! LOVE YOU !
0	HAS JUST GOT UP AND I FEEL ILL AGAIN
1	I am obsessed w/ the Twilight Saga ! and i want to see it again after the mtv movie awards ..
1	haha just myself ! There aren't any other ones around . Oh and remember my motto : No touching until 5pm . haha
0	Just caught Zoltan attacking my high school prom corsage gave me . All the rose petals are gone
0	Hohoho senasib jo .. Gue smp minggu . Officially parentless ' til Thursday they kissed my cheeks b4 leaving . Feels weird st ...
0	So take it you have stayed off the alcohol this weekend then marcus haha #NOT
1	Happy Friday ! Anyone see us on Channel 4 this week ? French Collection , 1.40 pm . Been on twice now , good fun #tvstars #not
0	i am in school , you are not here- depression has sunk in
0	Oh yeah , please breathe your smoke breath right up in my face . Loveeeee it . #not #supesnast
0	Don't listen to crap ! . Use both the ears while avoiding this #CrapTalks #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/3KB0vPpbmp
1	this font
0	Ah yes , monthly meeting at 08:30 . I'm shivering with excitement to the prospect of being able the change the world for a better place #Not
0	that pop tart tasted just like a farmers choice breakfast from bob evans #not
1	wow this morning 8.15 hrs ding dong breakfastservice , was a surprise of Marjoleine , Guido and Dirk for mothersday . Mother hapy , father too
1	lol . Apparently they all missed the point of the words he said , regardless of the language they were spoken in . #irony
0	Finally can reach the pejaten village mall ... Gosshhhh !!!! So FAR !!!!
0	One thing i can't stand Fuckin Copying if I did it first had it first u don't its embarrassing #goons #get #ur #own #style #not #a #sheep
1	* u can vote on there for the #eric banner people every twenty minutes
0	I like when Andrew leaves me in the car at hucks with the windows down . #NOT
0	is hurting my teddies
1	according to jose the watermelon he just had a slice of was MAJESTIC
0	of course my cute barista is at Starbucks when grace and I are too hot to handle #not
1	Excited ! Tomorrow I get to make one of these at workshop . My work has buckets of AA batteries I could use
0	Had to retract my previous statement of #GoodDick being DRAMALESS after I thought about it ... IT SHOULD BE .. but its NOT
1	U will also see an Opportunity of a lifetime from the UK ' Company of the Year 2008 ' winners ! Take a look
1	yay ! thanks for the words of inspiration , it truly was a blessing
0	What a beautiful day to study calculus ! #sarcasm
1	Ya . Like a rushed facelift
1	If it is I'll see if I can follow too ~ hope you don't mind some company on the journey .
1	we really flooded each other's site )
0	I am totally not tired at all ... #sarcasm #gonnatrytofightthetiredness
1	i think im addicted to these traffic light ice lollies sugar helps me study !
1	leave the irreparable past in God's hands and step out into the irresistible future with Him !
0	haha ! i was sick anyway
1	just being me rest well and dream happily ! I need some z's!
1	gladi perpisahan . I have no idea where it is ! I think i'm not a good jambinese
0	Don't you love it when you're lying in your bed , half asleep , when suddenly your perphiral vision decides to fuck with you ?
0	Friend shared a story about a trans child and I don't know if it was in support or an admonishment . Now I'm being super judgy . #irony
1	bum notes : guess what , I'm now watching MMK . Those TV shows in the buses must have some effect on my tolerance for local TV channels .
1	Make a #declaration , “This difficulty is #not going to bury me . I refuse to live in #selfpity . I may be down , but it’s only #temporary "
0	I'm looking for people from San Francisco , but I couldn't find any body yet .
0	omg its so hot or maybe is cuz i have a fever
1	- So , this is us while designing our robot prototype . Go Lion King !
1	Ah ok , you'll be fine tho Im sure ! Your welcome
1	update number 300
1	sry missed posting cause being so busy spring sucks , everywhere it rains
1	hey every 1 my day was great !!!
0	but how else will we get girls to have some damn self respect ??? #sarcasm
1	thinking of getting new dvds , csi . can't wait to get my laptop .
1	I love LOTMS . I watched it just the day before yesterday !
1	Yeah !!! Go jays go !! Clap clap clap , beating red sox 5-3 in the 8th
0	It's terrifying knowing I'll be getting uni offers based on these exam results and I literally know nothing
1	sounds perfect i was thinking vintage ? or nuns pool ? somewhere nice !
0	michigan state you make me sad
1	I'm actually having a great day today .
1	we went to chillis ! Bacon burger with fries and three Mr. pibbs , some cinnimon apples and two BBQ ribs Thats the good life
0	RT : You know what's really cool ? Being an adult who curses casually all the time . It really proves your manhood . #sarcasm
1	we have that . My ASP.net developer is starting from Monday
0	#inaperfectworld i would live in america so i would have more chance of going to twitter victory do !
0	So basically it’s Vanek’s linemates’ fault . UNBELIEVABLE ! Well there’s the team spirit and character we all love in MTL . #not
1	You never answered the question did you ?
1	Just goes to show that money and fame don't equal class .
0	I accidently dropped it & now the screen is all messed
0	" : #Irony RT Vocabulary & Grammar Is Very Important When You're Having A Convo With Me ! "
1	hope this works : or a simple pic : what a capacity for remembering my tweet and name
1	Be good all wherever you may be hope you all have a great day or night and remember yup keep your hands above the sheets !
1	Bummer yo . I'm starting up finals too soon ... so I guess I'll see you around the second week of June then .
0	why oh why did sleep on my hackintosh thinkpad break
1	And extra exciting because the creators are friends !
0	shyyyet ! I hate the fact that she stole my name
0	Ive been waiting for literally a half hour what is this
1	Wilson today
0	Thunderstorms yesterday , more on the way . Looks like I won't be online much again today . HAPPY FATHER'S DAY to all the dad's out there !
0	wish you could , too !
0	Great call to bat Galvis second tonight . Need that high OBP at the top of the order . #sarcasm
1	and now , ' see no evil , hear no evil ' . I can't wait . I've been waiting to see this movie for 20 years .
0	Way to top off a crappy Friday , got out to the car and I have a flat tire ! #lucky #Not !
1	ahh you two look like brothers ! How old are you Andy ?
1	You just did !
0	I hate thunderstorms .
1	Working , for real ! So proud of myself .
1	its offish , my new obsesh is QUEEN go buy their album
0	Aww , that's not good !! I hope you feel better
1	hahaha try it
1	Good morning everyone , walk in Faith , expect God to come through because you . Are in agreement with #HIS #WILL #NOT #YOURS
0	My mom just smushed my fingers and they hurt REALLY BAD
0	I do .. Buh ma block button doesn't allow me RT : Nobody likes being bombarded with txt #not
1	White men and asian ladies make beautiful babies ! Something to think about !
1	im good . just painting my nails
0	When people tell me they're not trying to be a bitch ... #yeahright #comedy #relatable vine.co/v/hDrFwVmrbOi
1	I'm up Tweeps !! Talk to me !!
0	thanks #sarcasm
0	I'm going to miss the marauding Vikings cheering as they pass
1	Hi Demi , i have 21 years old , i love your movies and you're really cool Kisses for you and Ashton , with all my respect lololo
0	I'm so sorry I've been neglecting you twitter !
1	God loves you and so does His son Jesus Christ . Have a blessed day
0	Apparently Im allergic to California .
0	Trying to figure out an insurance charge that was incurred over a year ago , and just made it to me now . Can't submit that to 09 FSA !
0	Reading about other people getting tstorms right now is depressing . 98 degrees here w/ no chance of rain for at least a week .
1	Nope .
1	Hey ! I'm going to shopping with my mum Yeiii <3 Day of the Girls <3
1	Til now they haven't announced any dates to play at new zealand or australia . Probably 2010/11 . We'll try to contact them
0	... I don't know how to dress because I wore uniform all my life . #sarcasm
1	Morning Summer Sale on the toy site 10% off of EVERYTHING !!! shop now and SAVE !!
1	That's funny . Are you going to get Jackie to try it ?
0	neither do i
0	I am so happy that my family actually gives a shit #not
1	good choice to buy at BBB .... now at least add a plunger and toilet paper roll holder to complete the gift ! haha
1	going shopping now
0	Becky Sharp = reviled , loses her son although he agrees to support her so win . #not
0	All this slow shit that is playing is making me wanna go to sleep ... grrrrr , now I'm bored
1	listening to music hehe
1	how awesome ! Congrats !! Hope u had a great day !
0	I love the fact that my dad listens to the music when he plays games on his phone . #NOT #SoAnnoying
0	Tried making a new layout .. gave up
0	Pretty much anything from the thigh down is fair game . #DarkSide #Literally #DamnThatHurt
0	Still confused .
0	is disappointed my dad didnt win he put so much time into this it kind of sucks
0	#Kiwis the Mad Butcher has cheap pork sausages this week , and no Reeces #sadeyes
0	That's the pic I took with me when I was getting my tattoo drawn up ! But they messed up the booking so I never got it
1	So I think my next tattoo is gonna be Twisted . I have never loved a song like I love that one ! I am gonna get the word written on my arm .
1	[ ] Thank God ... Friday ....
1	its DONE ! !!!! except for the photo and youtube section is complete . tell me wat u think
0	Also , it would be great to hear from you London . #norush #sarcasm #lawschool
1	Well , it was checked on a block of concrete , but yea , it was warm howz you ?
0	Shelby told me hi on the ferry . I'm so honored hahahahahaha #NOT
0	I'm kinda really regretting planning this ... this will be the last time I probally ever see him
0	argh more chemistry
0	I love having to write a 2 page biography on a president . Its the perfect way to spend my night ! #not
1	Watching tori and dean home sweet hollywood
1	can't wait for the Movie Awards
0	I can get on FB but it's slower than the other pages . Can't listen to music on myspace .
1	Tell her congrats .
0	is envious of people not in long-distance relationships ... she's all mushy with no one to cuddle .
1	had a great weekend with Yaniv & Noa . Now back to full week of work #fb
1	#studiofrost Retweet ... do tell us wht U'd lk 2 C 4 the fashion festival ya ? The more suggestions the better !
1	aww you'l be fine ! Have fun exploring !
1	totally understandable . thanks for the few pictures you were able to post
0	Really love being able to rely on people #feelingloved #sarcasm .
1	going for a wee sunbed , see if i can get a little colour ill be on a plane on the way to New York this time next week x
0	We love on a hill but you have to go into at least one valley to get here from town . still hasn't made it home .
1	bye for now THIS IS MY 699 TWEET !
0	After that text , I ordered a fkin pizza . #done #bitches #ihopeyourehappy #not #bitter
0	One part of my sunburn still hurts . Gonna be another beautiful day ! ... too bad I have to work .
1	I went to Barry Island last week ... frequented Nessa's Coins ! Made my week !
0	are they your photos or a photographers ? who owns the copyright ? that sucks , that happened to me loads in the past
0	missing hillary
1	wow I'm addicted to this after only one day ... what's the first thing I do when I get home ? Go on twitter
1	it's not always the easiest is it though ?
1	regarding the previous penny statement ... yes men are like pennies , and when women get enough they use them
0	cause following half the sophomore class that goes to another school definitely means you're apart of their group #not
0	If it doesn't put money in my pocket . Im #NOT interested . #Thanks
1	off to the doctors ... tweet you laterrr xx
0	ran a 10.5 min mile today . I don't remember what grade that would have gotten me in HS gym ? Prob a ' B-' grading speed was sooo unfair
0	Don't you love it when your friends almost never respond to your snap chats .. you guys are pretty great
0	awww i wish you can too !!
0	wants to hangout somewhere tonight .
1	Goodnight twitts ... long day is over . time to fall into a deep sleep and wake up refreshed and ready to see my silly .
0	In the Midwest umbrella needed for rain . In #Bakersfield , CA need it for sun . #sunburn #irony #rookies ow.ly/i/5K3cx
0	. \nNah mate . They’re a sponsor . Organised it just for you . Have a good flight ! [ #Sarcasm ] #GoRoar #OrangeSunday4
1	aww what a bummer ! well atleast u know u won't miss ur flight ;) so u gonna go see " vegas "
1	is trying to figure out this gay little site . tee hee
1	Cant get enough
1	haha oh well great ohh no way u do ? thats really cute . well im going outside 2day 2 study at my frends house . the vampire
0	But .... who even does that ... down here ?.... #sarcasm lolol
0	Advanced Functions Exam today ! ahhh fail . =[
0	Back to Ankara from a really sad traffic accident story
1	I'm in science chilling
0	Dude , I miss the 90's . btw , the name of my mix is " Damn the man ! Save the 90's! " hahaha
1	Been up for an hour ... baby is kicking me ... ouch ! Let's try to go to sleep .... this phone is lil better but no iphone
0	I bus drivers that take their job sooooo seriously . #not it's one seat god damn
0	Being sick is always a fun way to start off your summer ... #not
1	for dublin there is a party bus which is ment to be Bril Last night of freedom.co.uk u might get an idea
1	i can't wait to see !
0	all i want is to have a place with a huge backyard so i can adopt all the kitties and puppies on death row
0	happytweets.com says i'm not very happy
1	Ooh I will definitely sign up for a review then when you open reviews back up ! love the layout btw ! Gorgeous !
0	RT : Kicking off #GASummit2014 - Tagline " Data In Action " dangerously close to " Data Inaction " #measure #sarcasm
1	I'm up ... good morning ... I'm going to make grocery and wash this am and then study and maybe rendevous this pm .
1	HEY ! i dont know how to use this ._.
1	: hej thanks ! xx
1	. Ironic given the phrase/imagery : " range and roam and shine a light into any corner of the culture . " #metaphor
1	Damm internet . So good when it works so bad when it doesn't . Least I have my phone
0	Henderson will keep the ball all night long for England #baller #not
0	i hate having to wear glasses ... i hate it . - headaches arent helped by the group of 10yr olds jumping out infront of cars outside either .
1	I wouldn't I ( L ) you too muchhhoo (: LOL ! if it kills me I will make you fall in love with twilight haha ! ilux
0	LMAO move the hell on dude . Why are you STILL stalking me ?!?! #getoverit #talkshitgethit #sorryirejectedyou #not !
0	music , music all over , omg im so bored
1	can u send me the fill link ? please ?
0	working on my exam essey . just want to get it done with so i can get a break from school over the summer . But im just getting started ..
0	Still hasn't been to the zoo
1	wax discs mate ... it's the future
1	drinking and bitch session with my BFF Adam tonight
0	Uh oh , what happened ?
1	Yep , i really do read you when you're writing in english
1	i'm not sure which boat you're talking about . maybe you need to plug the leaks !!!
0	says wants to sleep ... so much work to be done ..
1	NOT FUNNY RONALD . i got stopped cos there was roadblock . you're one to talk ! i heard you drive in a wavy line ! how's sg !
1	happy to meet my cousins and long cousins yesterday ! happy indeed !!
1	I know i said i was going to sleep but i cant sleep so im reading magiziness
0	- history smells . im never ever going to be able to learn all this for tomorrow
1	looking for a graphic designer ? ... call me
1	heading off to bed now . night !
0	sadness . I was really hoping we would get news tonight .
0	Oh I just love it when a website load time triples because of ads . X_X #traders ! #sarcasm
0	asem bangun tidur kirain MBP udah disamping ..
1	: Last time I installed Win XP on a PC , I turned on the printer and XP installed the driver without any of my clicks .
0	11.30 ... I guess not .
1	Nope , was still there .
1	I think we'll find a few Japanese at his place in skimpy wear
0	Jared is a Mary Sue because his eyes change color .
1	#I bet you #do i would #not doubt it , you truly #care about those teams
1	Watching F1 on BBC
0	Mom has to work today and tomorrow and won't be home at all this weekend . So got the house to myself . Fun ! \n #not
0	Just lost connection on a phone call with oh the #irony
0	ideal to cover the extra games we will have next season . 4 mil for prem proven english man #Bargin #not £35million
0	Just started feeling really sick . Ugh no bueno .
1	needs to make plans to come back to uk ! yest he made my year love him xo
0	Could we worse . Mine aren't meant to be out until the 15th ( and I'm still checking Websurf daily )
1	You be careful !! Don't let me sick the twitter popo on you !
1	it was , and i was right in the front ! Its a new venue and both it and the crowd were great , which usually one or other sucks !
1	I just stayed up all night watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer . Why ? I have to work all morning . That was dumb . Season 2 starts at 3pm !
0	dnw you toothache , dnw .
1	In one day , a full grown redwood tree expels more than 2 tons of water through its leaves ... Stop cutting Trees
0	if only i had a car . your still moving to az ???
0	Wife just called with my 2yr old on the phone . Woke up and wanted daddy .
0	I am lost . Please help me find a good home .
0	So turns out the anti-homeless spikes are literally a street away from us . Just passed a sad little huddle of journalists .
0	The classy get classier #sarcasm
0	Argh , I have a headache , I'm coughing , sneezing , blowing my nose , & feel like rubbish . Off to Drs tomorrow to check it's not swineflu
1	is free from Facebook ! even my mom can't do it ! hahaha : ' D
0	tomorrow is gonna be fun I already know it . #sarcasm
0	no rage please ! it's bad for u . big apple is fine . bit stressful first few days . fell sick yesterday . boo .
1	I am going to answer all the tweets and messages directed to me now , God , I missed you , friends .
0	- I am so bored
1	: you are so lucky
0	its a lovely summer day and im stuck inside working oh well at least i got some early tanning in this morning !
1	Thinkin about my mom .. Just got out the shower now ... going 2 go buy graduation goodies .
0	Hi ! I really want to order one of your mugs , but the link isn't working tonight ? Does that mean they're all gone ?
0	Hahahaha super !! I will def . eat nonstop bec . I think I lost weight . I miss you too ! COME OVER TAFT !! Starbucks with Paula & Jay !
0	Looks like lovely weather to come for Bristol , #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/CFNzVlLgQR
1	Cause the 12th classes do their Abitur . so all the teacher have to controll the people !
1	I put Heinz ketchup on everything
1	My timeline is literally hilarious . I could laugh all day looking at twitter
0	OMG ! just ONE more week of school and then FINALS for 1 week and a half and its OVER !!!! I can't believe it !! goodbye high school
0	Finished Season 5 . You can say bye to my Grey's tweets cause I'm stopping here . #can #not #handle #cannot
1	gonna go have a nice hot spa outside in the freezing cold !
1	Very worth a try . I plan to be napping shortly .
0	just like starbucks the starbuck next to my job see me n already know what I want lol I just pay get my crack n leave
0	Sick little girl at our house . Fever , crying ... was exposed to hand , foot , and mouth at daycare . Lots of rocking & cuddling .
0	Listen to all the junior that put up that sign y'all sit down and take your seat as one before stuff get real . #sit -down #not #your #year
1	see you are evilgirl im innocent ohh guess what i thought of you today !
1	can't wait until her grounding is over !!!!!!! only 107 more hours ! then i got this !!
0	Feedback , friends , farewell , fun , food , and Friday #byeinternship #not
1	oh well , that means that I can focus on my original idea !
1	Hey , Taylor ! Can't wait for New Moon ! Huge fan !
1	At the hurndon's house . About to go to best buy .
0	Been spattered twice with liquid fertilizer , must b my lucky day ! #sarcasm
1	Me and Jamie will be doing the original at some point at school with the rest of Snug Ming . Add it to you to do list then
1	I have some sort of facination with his mouth too
1	I think I owe you like $100 I laughed so hard . thank you for that ! needed a good laugh before bed ! roflmao .
0	look this one , is a screenshot over the 400k !!!! this is 100% real , stupid twitter
0	Don't assume you can walk into the New York Times and get a job cleaning toilets . You have to work as a features editor first .
0	I wanna be the exception
1	It is actually a really good game . The damage models are great , if not severe enough to be accurate .
1	Yea ! Sunshine
0	I accidentally put my alarms on snooze this morning . I probably had about 20 alarms today . Yup I feel so refreshed ! #not
0	yep , and all women are perfect angels #sarcasm #humanity
1	Been on the streets in our neigbourhood . On the lookout for silly guys who want to do too weird things at LUILAK ( slugabed ) . This helps !
0	oh my God .. my laptop has a crack all my fault
1	Another great day for me as a Pittsburgh sports fan happened yesterday ! Both the Pirates and the Penguins won their game ! WOOHOO !
0	oh no that would be sad , I haven't had any missing items for a while now ...
0	fancy behaving like that around #Littleloser ! Shes so fucking sensitive to stuff like that #not
1	good choice
0	Fuckin Prius #sarcasm #greenlight vine.co/v/M6OJPTWEbPK
0	Oh yea , tomorrow should be so much fun ! #Not
0	Things are going to be soooooo much fun now #sarcasm
1	Another Saturday , another day of absolutely no plans . Change that ?
0	I am trying desperately to find a song/album I want online . Can't find it though .
1	Just jamming on the decks ... All 6 of them !!!!!! Close to a world record there fun night
1	I totally forgot about that trick . Thx , stuck it in there for about 30 mins & it worked ! Yay
0	Seeking intimacy with only those you want to have community with .... #MakesSense #not
0	okc took a tough loss tonight !! #Not good #spurs suck !!
0	The sun is shining on Chiswick & so are the LED's! Cc #efficiency #much #NOT
1	AWw this my song . Chillin ! watchin && TreUCB on jimmy fallon .
0	does that mean you get to drive the bat car ? No disrespect to Citroen vans #not #quite #the #same
1	Greg Miller's Podcast Beyond ! Just joking . Your show man .
0	i really miss my baby does this distance thing ever get easier ?
1	Everything just works Love it !
1	im struggling to learn how this works ..... but kinda getting addicted anyways .... yay nba updates
1	Watching some buffy the vampire slayer
0	Rocking the SPF 4 and working on the tan today . Yeah furlough !! And DD's pool is still jacked up .
1	Thank you !! It made my day
1	ah well it does it on twitter a lot ... annoys me to no end ... lol . Especially the ampersand . Thank you for the explanation !
0	Friday nights = nothing to do & I have everything to do on days I work , really ? #perfectplanning ........ #NOT
1	Keep up the amazing work , and keep promoting your idol , who deserve all the support of the fans
1	Have a cold which is making the tapering easy , I haven't felt like running for the last 4 days . Maybe tomorrow
1	so i was reading david arch . ' s twitter and he heard his song on the radio and he said it was awkward . lol .
1	thanks have a wonderful day !
1	jup , naast de harmonie .
1	haha then he does that weird laugh haha that was funny
1	Also this is a question for my ladies . what is the ultimate sign that you are in love and that that person loves you too ? Good night
1	i'm usually always happy , but today just got depressing , well the afternoon ; in the morning it was like the best day ever . was
1	Off work - sleepy time - stoked for bahamas on weds with tonya
0	So it is raining . And I can't stay in bed . Jippy ! Sooooo happy . #sarcastictweet
1	You should look into Ani Difranco She's my fav !
1	Thanks for the awesome show everyone ! And thanks for sharing your amazing gift with us ! See you guys tomorrow
1	subway in my tummy
1	IM ON MY WAY TO WORK . NICE DAY IN THE CHI
1	my sister and I are huge fans of you and mary kate . You girls are fashion icons .
1	actually it was two one asked Jesus for mercy and the other was like you making fun at his only hope . #irony
0	ugh , that sucks . i hate when favorite bands break up .
0	hating being home right now wouldn't of come home if it wasn't for mel and a few others
1	hello to you too . i mean , tweet tweet .. .. or wtv .
1	thanks so much so i'm thinking about visiting sam next weekend . should i ? would i get to see you ?
0	That moment when you're updating your resume and wonder about your personal skills ... I think I might be a comedian #not
1	I'll follow anyone who is a sticker for usage .
1	- Cool , so you have press coverage as well - what is your book called ?
0	Migraine hurts so bad I can't say anything witty .
0	So happy that I'm not going back to school in fall . #sarcasm
1	" Und Gott schuf gro ? e Walfische ! " is really lush ... difficult to resist being too romantic .
0	i know we'll hang this weekend fo sho . I'll put yo weave in girl . Lol
0	be ready for gotti looking douchebags taken over monet ! i wish i could go see you
1	Northside ..... what what ... taken x-rays for the broken
0	Downside of sprinkling your popcorn w/ turmeric & snacking whilst typing : covering your new-ish white keyboard with yellow stains
0	If they hadn't extended the NWAV deadline , we'd all be done . #irony
1	Why must this britney biitch keep followin me ! I dont wanna see ur ass suckin on sum dick !!! dammit !
0	RT : love spending fridays at trig extra help #not
0	If u genetically alter the makeup of the Turtle , why be surprised that he beats the rabbit ??? #DidanyonethinktheHeatwasntgonewin ??? #not ...
1	just saw you in baltimore last week . you should have called me onstage instead of that girl pretty . lucky girl
1	I love rainy days !!!!
0	Judgement Day Today ... Im so Screwed !!! Plz Pray for me
1	someone just shot off a bottle rocket and both my dogs jumped under the end table . It's not that big .
0	A watched kettle never boils apparently . A watched iTunes update is based around the same scientific principles !
1	i agree with you !
1	Well thanks Not sure Im irish :<) Hope you have a great day ! Enjoy
0	Crap . I think my phone just broke .. NOOOO !
1	Gummie u funny Tepe !!! I miss u haha LOL I think I need to take vacation like u
0	Honestly just love being up till 3:00 am doing homework #not
1	Going to London Expo this weekend Can't wait !
0	you were right ... damn
1	promise I won't kill you
1	Hey friends for #MusicMonday check out singer/song writer Josh Carroll he's on twitter . A voice & style I know U will <3 !
1	yess people are talking about you andy's still at the top of the list but i'm determined to get you to the top ;D
0	Kid in Venom non-ironically wearing a Cena shirt ! I'm not sure if I should be proud or feel sorry for him ! #irony
1	aww .. we can switch for a week . I like that kind of weather sometimes .
0	I feel incomplete without jewelry ... Good thing I left all of mine in Tulsa .... #imagenius #not
0	The #YesAllWomen crowd doesn't like to acknowledge they ( prob ) twice voted for the most reckless/dangerous man in the US right now #irony
0	the worst part is I was starting to actually like you #not #youremean
1	I'm so excited right now and I literally can't wait ugh I'm still waiting for my la décima shirt but whatevs
0	oh the irony- bought a print cartridge which is faulty so emailed the seller who sent me a pre-paid label to print out to return it #irony
1	follow me
1	I am soooo tired .... but the weekend was worth it so much fun and my friends are awesome !
1	pop it , lock it , polka dot it , countryfy it , hip-hop it , put your hawk in the sky , movie side to side , jump to the left , stick it , glide
0	FINALLY done with moving ... now i need to unpack ... dinner with the ladies one last time tonight before everything changes
0	boo yah ! lakers suck . hehe okay fineee . they won ! good play , Magic , though .
1	ok , gonna try 2sleep ( hope ur sleeping well ) I was reading blogs from : & more info #fibro #endo TY hugs
1	idk why i cant sleep im going to regret it tomorrow when im breaking my new horse , but it will all be worth it in the end
1	good morning !! i hope everyone is doing great !
1	Offline site is ready .. it'll be up and running online pretty soon .
0	I AM TIRED AND BOREDD !! DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
1	hihihi ... traktir gw heavenly blush yg large dulu ... entar gw bawain tempe orek sekuali deh
1	LOL I like her name though
0	Wake up at 9 am wiiii its just increasely everyday coz I couldn't wake up in the morning easily anymore since jobless
0	Team physician playing Candy Crush during a game . Thanks for coming out Doc .
1	im now preparing my things for school .
0	at some dumb band meeting
1	get well soon Gulji
1	after a nap and 2 fascinating dreams , I am awake
0	boooooo i guess i wont enter anymore tonight
1	I envy you
0	Tryin so hard . But wearin this positive mask is just so exhaustin
1	Off to bed . Nice work
0	I have stopped twiving ! my heart hurts
1	The 2009 RG women single final is tonight ! I'm so excited !!! All Russian final !!! But which one do I support ? It's difficult to choose .
0	How embarrassing ! I over slept ! And I came in REALLY late for work !
0	Can I be part of this uncomplicated love triangle ? Not my fault we had so much dirty sex ! #not
1	Church was good this morning . Glad I went ! Headed to lunch now , then home to do chores
0	bah . I can't i'm dead tired but it's ok bc I was talking to my mom and k think everythings better :\ hopefully ! lol I'll ttyl
0	wonders to much !
1	in my house with taniia ... and without
1	um , YES . DINNER DATE ( soon after i get there , kay ? ) !! i haven't been to BDC , but now i have a reason to go , so tks for the tip .
1	I knew I'd picked the right colour combo , the lighting at there house isent good , had 2 choose orange 2 bring out my eyes
1	here again ... who knows ? take it as it comes , & gotta c how the kids r listenin'! Hope all of ya have a gr8 1 !!!
1	just rolled in after an awesome night out on the town & a sleepover a good friend's place . much grown-up girl giggling until 3am
1	I got my facebook back !! Yay !!
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1	Hi guys I just cooked a BBQ for everyone just settling down to watch #bgt now
1	Outside in the sun . Feeling loads better . Altho I just found out more of the stupidness from sun . Gemma + Vodka + Love songs = desaster x
0	your stuff arrived .. CRUSHED OSMOSIS and broken from chain costly necklace .. THANK YOU .. #NOT #DONTBUY
1	: Hey Victoria ! Im a fan ! Just wanted to say .... When are you coming to london ? i really want to know . Bye ! x
0	i might take the bus to go see anarbor in springfield tomorrow . by myself . lol should i go
0	I know it was really sad ! I thought surely SOMEONE is up 5am and will talk to me but ... nobody LOL & YUCK trim it up
0	At the stupid summer program junk I have a super huge headache which might be a migrane idk but I just dnt feel well !!!!!
0	u need my phone sad face
1	I would go crazy with 1000's of followers , well unless they were beautiful and would give me things lol
1	its all in the thermal mass of clothing
1	Special Sunday Shout Out
0	Just got back from Terminator 4 - Really enjoyed it , so need to wind down now . iPhone went for ? 255 so wiping it and packing it away now
1	i am for Megan Fox
0	Damn . We are some for real best friends . haha . How the fuck she know . Haha . GNR !! Damn . I thoight I was being sneaky .
0	Thats my side n dgaf bout ya side .. Im known everywhere . #even in ya state #not good tho
0	Good to know I can trust my friends . #Sarcasm
1	#not ??? Haha did u live there Podge ? Ya fingers crossed now would luv to study in Gway for a change of scene :)
1	today was amazin .
0	$22.50
0	AT&T wants a $750 deposit from me for new cell service !!!!!!!!! Sheesh ! See what the folly of youth costs ?
1	Finished my tri beating the first female racer at the line . Of course she started 21 min after I did final time tbd
1	won't have it any other way .
1	I just watched " Maid in Manhattan " the other day & today I'm in the kitchen at the Hilton speaking Spanish w/ Latina employees #irony :)
1	I believe in soulmates ; and I have faith that my #soulmate is out there somewhere . I just haven't found her yet ...
0	" A bit more smarter " Holy shit . #Fail #Irony double comparative = thick as fuck Winston
1	HAHAHAH . cinny youre so cute
0	OMG me 2 !!! and the virus i have have made me hurt my neck i hope u get better
0	Mariah Carey is more important guys , isn't that amazing ? #not
1	thinking of my other favorite country : JapAn .
1	we didn't have that store in FL .
0	Got woken up to a screaming child today . Staring the day off great . #not #letmegobacktosleep
0	Going back and forth between car places is exactly what I wanted to do on my Saturday #not
0	Haha yes ! #starwars #sarcasm pinterest.com/pin/9098685494…
1	Happy Star Wars Day ? OHHHH ... now I get it . May the 4th be with you . love it . ( and mondays ) . ( sorry again ) #starwarsday
0	not feelin the love ddub thx for rubbin ' salt in the wounds ... as my 2 year old would say ... " owwie "
1	lookin forward to hearing ur remix of my track on !
1	hey big baby ! u used to go to my school ; uhigh ! you're awesome and I hope ur having fun playing basketball for the Celtics
0	turn right
1	Back to work after having a whole day off . From the sounds of it , its going to be a busy day sorting it all out again !
0	Pleasee ! Please go !
1	two more days in the states , but i'm still too busy smiling in yesterday's aftermath to concentrate on anything else
1	Remmber time crisis ? Try it on the #iPhone
0	#damn ! #not fair #hope u remember to laugh #never dull Hennessy Fam moment
0	call it what you want lol there's some piercings I don't think anyone on earth looks good with , the septum is one . Sorry #not
0	RT : I just love the scenery leaving Greenville #not #moreratchetthanfayetteville
1	check out stephen jerzak's myspace and listen to a song called " cute " its so adorable and catchy anywho i gotta logg off now so bye bye
0	as amatter of fact ... they both got stolen
0	Nooooo , the rain's lashing down in Ballymena - someone turn it off ! We've been so spoiled with sunshine , it's a shock to the system now
0	no sox today ... trying to get my mom to buy me some tickets ... but i dont think that shes gonna give in studying !
1	Coolio was in it too . Just win .
1	Audio for the concert last night came out pretty well Working on it now ...
0	Hows the filming going ? Is this the last one ?
1	... u r welcome ! Besides you can't do algebra yet ... your tutor is in route from Tulsa . He hasn't made it home yet ! :-P
0	Dp's wearing nadal's signature yellow head and wrist band . i'm not over nadal losing .
0	Coughing up some interesting stuff today
0	You probably should have announced it was * raise your voice day at Lowe's * BEFORE you actually started doing it
1	Thank you for your cheering my dear . You're nice Oh - did you inform your bfriend bout the date ??
1	It's 3:13 am I'm going to sleep . Good night , Twitter World ! Sweet dreams
1	good teas are expensive ... Simbly is good
0	Oh ? I said something to you that everybody's been thinking but too chicken shit to say for a while now ? I'm sooo sorry ... #not
0	iannoyyou ?
1	I can't wait !
1	I hate the rules and tradition of the south . Life isnt , " black and white " so to speak . Closed mindedness will inevitably lead us to oblivion .
1	my blog is updated
0	argh ! hafg a bad stomach upset . Jz thot of cookg a maggie , curry flavour ltr .
0	How to spell misspell ? one of the most commonly misspelled words ... #irony #spellingbee
1	Random tweets amuse me
1	I want to go to Jamaica . Kim makes it sound so happy . that's def next on the list .
1	: Good luck figuring this one out pops !
0	That faff with the prescriptions really helped with the anxiety I'm getting the medication for #not
0	my pink vaio is in the hospital
1	Also funny how they can be sooo damn insulting , and then when you point out that it's offensive , they get angry . #irony
1	says 2nd may is a good day !
1	PLZ COME TO GERMANY !!!!!! WE ARE WAITING HERE FOR YOU !
0	Thanks hun ! I'm wearing my new goldmine e/s and big false lashes , but it doesn't show !
0	#FoxNews and their cohorts are beating the proverbial #Benghazi dead horse pic.twitter.com/zesNA1Ffy7
0	Beloved leaves for Seattle arts conference today
1	So what do your license plate holders say ?
0	i hate being home alone
1	put a couple of ' em in a zip loc and leave ' em in a shoe box with 4 small holes in the top . i'll handle the rest
0	And and and my face is filled with little pimples ! It's like getting more and more everyday ! UGLY !
0	I'm really sorry
0	Thankyou for asking how I'm feeling or even caring the slittiest bit . You're a friend . A great one actually . #sarcasm
0	blizzards are the best . None near me
1	thanks , yeah I've been looking at some of the great community plug-ins to see the true power of DXCore . Using a few now
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
0	eep ! I think I might reference that site anytime I go to eat from now on
0	Well that was great news #sarcasm
0	i know eh ?!!? hmm ... omg as in you're finished school ?!?! what's hols ?!?! <33 LOL
0	are you serious ? I get a chub thinkin about the last girl I saw shaking her nalgas named Heaven .
1	SIGNIN OUT SINCE I DONT TRUST SCOTT ABBOT CHEERYBYEEE x
0	bon alors c'est quoi le best twitapocalypseproof twitter client for iPhone ? RIP twiterrific
0	* hugs * I'm sorry about your mouth .
0	writing before my session later ... p.s i miss my long hair ..
1	Great Show , You played Stackk !!! Plus is was in reasonable timing after school
1	sounds wonderful ... hope you and little George are doing well
1	Hold up your aim , honey ! ?
0	Man I wish I could receive dishonorable discharge for a guy #NOT ! #ashamed
1	Been alright , thanks ! Seen friends and got a bit of work done . And it was very sunny . Didn't tan though , damnit . How was yours ?
1	No dear just want to be myself .. Bless you ...
0	I know and I'd miss dragging his stinking ass around with me everywhere we go #not #nemoisfamily
0	Watcing the dark knight its almost over ..
1	Kelly clarkson and the veronicas ? uk tour here i come
0	We used to have a falcon that lived in our rigging , but he hasn't pooped on our deck in days . I think he might be dead . RIP , poopy bird .
1	I shall !
1	learning a poem For school
0	Love when people don't show up for their shifts #Not #NHL15Bergeron
0	Sorry I forgot about the #PhotoFollows yesterday . Got my mind on other things .
0	Knowing I may not be here within the next few months is such a comforting thought and keeps me going #irony
1	Thanks for the retweet ! Have a nice evening !
0	Everything is so fuckin clear to me ; all I can do is laugh #not crying
1	hey the gig was good thanks the crowd were dancing which is what i like 2 see u should come see me in Oomoo 2 day
0	Last known Titanic survivor dies - #cnn
0	I listen to the freakonomics podcast so much that I never have time for #sponsor #irony #jk
0	* text * HE called me last night ... I'm just feeling a little out of it , I guess . I just don't know what to do ...
1	Cleaning up my Facebook : getting rid of dumb applications and people I don't really know
0	Hope that Rutherford gets rid of Bylsma as the Penguins coach and Francis picks him up as the Hurricanes coach #irony
0	Wow me too
0	My grad party's gonna be great . #not . Thanks everyone for canceling
1	i miss you already !
0	The last scene of Pushing Daisies . Ever .
1	My four cousins are arriving today !! Trying to catch up with editing before they get here
0	twitter !!
0	ouch .... could really do with staying in bed today
1	everyone go pick up lines vines and trying times by the today ! its amazing ! #LVATT
0	It’s really quite lovely that my hair that grows like this : \ / #sarcasm
0	RT : How to spell misspell ? one of the most commonly misspelled words ... #irony #spellingbee
1	better after I woke up Now its time to go do some laundry and relax . What sounds good for dinner ?
0	I've got fusball hand
0	watchin trey .. gotta tooth ache
1	cant wait 2 hear it
1	work lappy is OFF and PACKED
1	I'm gonna ride all the coasters multiple times with my brother , and then puke ! Fun times ! I can't wait .
1	Could there be a Strokes/Coldplay mashup ?
0	Find it rather amusing how anti Hook fans hate him for all the wrong he has done yet their fav characters have done much worse !? #logic #NOT
1	Haha no but you should watch it , it's really exciting
0	Looks like my front yard . #not Clouds are building ... better hurry .
0	Major cancellation Nobody is going out ! Gutted (
1	Yippy ! Am really looking forward to the awesome B/W dress with red sash
0	Walking to school the sky is so blue too bad its not friday
0	Based on previous tweet , I guess questioning oneself is a good thing #irony just found this quote #interesting pic.twitter.com/DlI6hhiL3h
0	Lmfao . I love when people claim they know things that they know absolutely nothing about . #Not #soannoying
0	Lonely lol
0	there bookstores suck . No TBS either
1	RT : My favorite part of this topless photo in NYC is the red sign hanging behind her #irony
0	Work again ... I need to get a life Epic fail .
0	why didnt you came to Spain finally ?
0	I love the whole " share for god , and he'll do you a favor " yeah I don't think that's how it works .... #yayreligion #sarcasm
1	How does it feel to be in a fraternity or a sorority ? if i were to join one i have to be the leader
0	Omg someone please come save me Lex <3
1	You right ... we are " arguing " about nothing ... I thought it was healthy conversation
0	Off to pasadena to goin away party .. then to opera in hollywood !
0	I've been studying maths since 2pm Non stop ... Revised 14 Theorems ... All of Trigonometry ... You name it ... It's revised ! Hope P2 is easy !
0	In the office pushing through emails only three days left then back on the airplain
0	God , I need one now .
1	I need something to do today . I get off at 11:30 . Hit me up .
0	Edinburgh gets a cool looking tram system , Leeds gets the trolleybus , happy days . #sarcasm
0	Lost basket ball by 1 point ... but we got thrashed by them last time , just spent 2 hours at the doctors for them to prescribe antibiotics
1	you are welcomed 10.30 h
1	Starting my day at the CARWASH ! Tryin to embaress niece . Being an uncle isevil fun
0	I am so angry ! But mostly just disappointed . #ugh #priorities #hesgotem #not
1	Is rookie of the day ! Woohoo !!!!!!!!!! I love it here
0	ohhhhh my good !!!! i don ? t like learning italian !!!!
0	damn ! They lost 63-60 . Bad weekend for their bros at swans too
1	hillllllary ! your background showed up its lovely now you just need your picture
1	Falling in love with Josh Hartnett all over again . Watching him on Star Movies as I update this .
1	yeaah most def
0	My mom wouldnt let me get a pink blingy color for boy miley !
0	Got that last Final tomorrow . Need a 7 on it to get an overall C ! Wish me luck .... #sarcasm #math #shouldbeexempt
0	I'm sorry darling anything I can do ?
0	Gosh , I wouldn't even bother reviewing her .
1	mean bf away for the weekend so im going shopping to cheer myself up
0	Having a drink at Spoons . An hour till food arrives .
1	My postcode is AB22 8GR . Apologies for the delay , my signal wouldn't stay active for long enough to action a response ! #Irony
1	PM #7887 ( IMAGEZZ.com ) said : Work it ! Work it ! Hope all you lovely beasts are having a great night
0	Its always nice to see water dripping from the ceiling across the hall . Especially , when its not raining outside . #sarcasm
1	good to know you arrived safely to the US .
0	I can't stand people who think that they are the best thing since sliced bread like seriously ? \n #yeahright #dreamon
1	“ : Jordan can't even find her clothes #wut ” that's when you know it was a good night hahaha #not
0	Gonna go and sleep my hangover is really kicking in .
0	Have spent the last two days deep cleaning the kitchen . Too tired to ever cook again . #irony
0	wait , what :| :| your mum has CANCER :O OMG im SOOO sorryy :'( thaa's TERRIBLEE !!
0	Listening to music helps me focus way more on the task at hand . #irony
1	time to go pick up my boys
0	I need some bonjela
1	My guess : because we didn't
1	sitting outside , enjoying the sunshine , reading ' gods in alabama ' and eating a roundtrees icelolly ... this is the life hahaha
0	: ' -( but but ... ok * stares at feet *
0	Guess it's a good time to move on and make new/better friends . Ya think you know someone ... #bestfriends #not #betrayal
1	Next year when my current contract expires
0	It's " May the force be with you . " people . Did you all develop lisps today ? #sarcasm #maythe4th #lisp #starwars #imanasshole
1	Goodnight to you my day started .. lunch time here sleep tight love xXx
0	Just got done buying my boss a goodbye card and going away gift .... so sad ! im really gonna miss her
0	RT : but saying one thing before , and * doing * a different one afterwards is fine , eh ? The #irony , it burns ! …
0	is in Kentucky ... wishing someone was talkin to me so I might get to see him ...
1	Heading out in an hour or sooo . Excited
0	BEA wants Mara and me to pay $700 each just to meet with press publicity reps which is #not #happening .
0	MATHS EXAM TOMORROW ............. if we get lower than 70% we get kicked out of the advaved/acellerated maths class . :O .. im scared
0	Some hs girl asked me if i wanted to go to prom with her ..... lol , it hurts to look so god damn young . #NOT
0	#whencordenmetbarlow So fatso's meeting #kenbarlow ? #coronationstreeet #sarcasm ....
0	the cat being out of the proverbial bag is pretty awful
1	The finnish even had a typo in a word 2 chars long , fail
0	... dont rub it in , i wish i was there
1	i think theres a really good possibilty of me going download for the saturday . mick should be going so i can go in the van with him
0	What do I have to do on this fine Friday night ? Absolutely NOTHING omg yay 4 me #not #nofriends :~)
0	also he sided with bitch with fucked up skin karma will get you both #karma #twoface #not #cool #peeps
0	I should just go with the flow , right ? #jointhemajority #saveface #NOT
1	shuffling ipod , facebook-ing
1	who is she anyway ?
0	i love working with assholes . #sarcasm
1	gotcha
1	ah . finally .
1	Proud of her hubs and how incredible a worship leader he is
1	rained out we out * FML *
0	That one person that always lowers your moral every time you accomplish something good .., #not cool #pissed -_-
1	why do think we always asked you to smile in a dark room ? lol
1	thank you for joining
0	Sunburned , and wishing I had remembered about Seeds of Creedence and Symphony Airplanes tonight at Retro They's all my fwiends ...
0	Meds are making me loopy , and I'm sweating like I just finished a decathlon . Dunno if I'll be able to finish my day at work .
0	and Roy Hibbert supposedly should have won DPOY .... #Not
1	finished Ace Attorney ! Alright , time to finish this portrait !
1	RT : Oliver North suspicious that Obama traded a ' ransom ' for an American hostage . No , really . dailykos.com/story/2014/06/… #irony
0	Finally passed my IT functional skills test after a week of feeling like a total moron . #clevercloggsteasy #not
0	First time in a long time Wikipedia has failed me
0	So my birthdays gonna suck . Yet again . Because of my selfish mom . Yay ! Glad I took the day off . #NOT
0	Another great night full of so much fun with all my friends ! #not #cantwaittoleave
0	Right now it seems am in a class of my own ... cause my teacher got fired .
1	Too late for that ... lol ... I'm in it ... I figure DOW 7000 , but I FEEL WE'RE SCRAPING SIDEWAYS HERE . LOL , I CAN'T HEAR YOU
1	just finished watching ' terminator ' .. uhmmm .. its time for .. FARMTOWN !!
1	More cherry blossoms , at night .
0	no worries . Its raining , hailing , thunderstorming ..... no summer league this week .
1	I just tried to get into Mibba . Thank God it's back !
0	Up early to take a friend to the ER I hope she's okay ...
1	is working .... looking forward to my gran coming down from glasgow 2moz for a visit ....
1	taking it to the apple store to get it replaced , cuz of some minor defects . and kinda wanna wait till the new iphone comes out
0	yes . 10 months ago ...
0	awww , shame in that case I'd say thank crunchie it's friday and save the twix for tomorrow , lol
1	Mystery coach trip : must be Bournemouth - we've passed the Poole turn
1	Pretty cool ! Our music video for Call Me will be shown at Krakow Int . film festival today !! #callme #not #maybe
1	Going to another concert tonight . Just got all of my college stuff done . I start aug , 29 im excited
0	U doing u but expect me to help wit your bills #not
0	OMG .. They FINALLY called a penalty .. This should be breaking news .. #sarcasm
1	Former WoW guild mates and now #2guysshow shoutout buddies . Hey ! This bit of #irony with thanks to .
1	really ? What channels do they have ? Discovery and hbo ?
0	" : These Engrish fails will make you LOL . Especially #4 ! " #Irony not lost on that tweet
1	are you still missing in Alexandria ? Free trip to Egypt , ha ? dobn't say to thank them #YLVP
1	Wow , Up Way To Late . Gotta Get Up At 7 Tomarow , Goodnight All I Cant Wait For The Invisible Children Art Show Tomarow
1	Lovin ' the new Twitterrific great job guys !
0	I can see your moving up on the mature scale . #not #growup
0	12 days til my birthday ... yay #sarcasm
0	RT : It's sooo fun when all of my friends who are couples are together and I'm like at home #ya #not
0	dinner date with kaitlin . super sad and and are not coming anymore but glad they're okay
0	Off to work ... boooooooo !
0	My flat screen broken
0	apparently you did not get my email will resend asap , I am not at my place right now ; don't worry you're in the list ;-)
1	For enjoying this great weekend w me !! You more important than my other friendsIsaw cuz they dont tweet . Lol . Good times yall
0	No , we haven't .
0	I like how we are only friends when it's convenient for you #not
1	MT : White House : NSA can't find Snowden e-mails re : surveillance legal concerns bit.ly/FeedLive2 < #irony alert !
0	Mom hid my keys and all the house keys under her pillow so I can't sneak out #pissed #not #funny
1	Don't feel sad ! * hugzzz * Think happily of all the money you save on rent
1	thanking my momm for all that she does
1	hey ... ur very welcome
0	I hope Mighty Mouse is ok
1	yeaah public ure pic's gawd yeep
0	seeing RED BLOOD CELLS everywhere !!!! haay .. so tired ..
0	OMG you are so cool #Sarcasm
0	I just love spending the first night of summer at a dance recital #not
0	DIDO " US 2 Little Gods " " Just this moment/ Let it all stop here/ I've had my fill " ... words that make you panic ...
1	LOL yeah today working . me too got so many to blog but so less time .
0	Shall I leave a message for her on FB ? Nothing really recent looking there either . Not like her to be gone 2 full weeks .
1	Hahah shes a big girl now sorry .. that was rude .. opps ;)
1	is smiling at how amazing this weekend was .
1	is gonna be on Sonny With A Chance ?! WOOHOO
1	Kat !!! Missed u ! Debs not well in hospital and yes I will spill the details of my Caleb experience haha !
1	Aww boonopolis how is the house . How's my room ?
0	Meh . Left some shopping on the train on Friday and now find that my sunglasses were probably in the same bag
1	thinking about tomorrow's hike
0	I'm working a 9am - 11:45 pm my whole day is literally Publix #irony
1	what's a Saturday of campaigning without two breakfasts ? #nselection Advance polls are open !
1	lol with my no ride self ! Ahh .
0	wow I really love being the only high schooler on a bus full of extremely ANNOYING middle schoolers #not
1	Have you ordered your free sample kit from yet ? I have today
1	good going man ! Congrats
0	i have a yucky burn
1	really ? Winter is the best time of year
0	A fledgling group set up to oppose the far right has the POWER to cause MAJOR issues for other ppl .... #Not #SMH
1	i should sleep
1	want to watch all of harry potter i like this
0	my mum is destroying her own family .
0	depressed at home thinking about the long days work ive got tommorrow
0	Rubbish , I'm not off today like the rest of the world seems to be It's gonna be a long day !!
1	Good morning . Good morning luv . Its my favorite lovesong . I've waited all night long to say good morning .
1	haha yeah , i do too so , how've you been girl ? i miss you :/
0	If he/she is not important to me , he/she can say whatever he/she wants . Apa tu , free country katanya ? lol #sarcasm
0	HOW UNPREDICTABLE GOSSIP GIRL . WHODVE KNOWN IT WAS YOU , DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING . #NOT . XOXO FUCK OFF THATS EASY GUESSABLE FROM SERIES 1
1	Looks like everybody loved it , haha ! Glad to see !
1	Hey Nate ... How ' bout them Lakers ?
1	don't you mean HOORAY !!! It's Monday ??
1	Have a great day and don't let the kids punch your buttons punch theirs LOL .
0	Even I don't care nor matter anymore #luckyday #not
0	I don't think you've played Partition enough smh #sarcasm
0	Oh how I just love being pulled over for speeding , handed £100 fine & 3 points on my licence #BestDayEver #NOT #DrivingLikeAGrannyFromNowOn
1	Curled up in bed bein ' cozy
1	more like u need to move to NYC & start feeding our family some healthy stuff it was fries & shakes for dinner lst nite
1	AND Just pick out the Ashley pics and those where's Ash+PCD
0	yeah i know , i'm trying to ! but this subject is really hard
1	thanks ! You're an alternate so you'll be in there sometime tomorrow Your Take a Load Off- love that !
1	Make money from twitter
0	please follow me I've literally been waiting for like EVER !
1	Guise , today I saw a sign outside of a church that said , " Prayer is love on its knees " and I lol'd so hard . I told my mom and she hit me .
1	Just by thinking positive won't get anyone anywhere . Life is such .
0	class registration at rutgers newark tomorrow ! gotta wake up bright and early
1	Have a blast hope to see you tomorrow !
0	OH ! I have to do the fourm , and I've only done my MSN dp so far .. I fail
0	Hey Mike Gillis , great job firing vigneault , he is a terrible coach who just can't get a team to the cup final #not #firedgillis
1	Hi ! good luck for the mtvawards , Im sure you're going to win ! I hope so ! I Love your work ! ha you speak spanish ? take care
0	Can't even get a fucken text back . Shows you really care . #not
1	I love ' much better ' is really great and contagious
1	aww yer not that old lovely
0	Its summer so be social and active . Go on hikes , go camping , play some pickup sports , go to the beach , etc #not #enough #social #interaction
0	They reported on the local news that June has had the most 60 degree days we've had in 30 years ! And climate change isn't real .
0	RT : Liberal does NOT have seagulls . I repeat Liberal , KS does NOT have seagulls . Our team is going for the highest GPA this …
0	Louise talking about diets is like me talking about having a proper job #Irony
0	No ... they gave no specifics lol . south beach is a large beach . and i live a ways away . sadness ...
1	I must do these lindisfarne cards and alnwick castle guardens today 250 photographs including a beautiful Robin
0	naw how about you go cry to activision about getting banned off 360 #irony
1	Soon it will be Friday again . Okay , not soon enough , but I try to be positive .
0	more of a highlight than In the Heights ?
1	Oh LOOK ! #babealerts hugging hahaha yeah ... Goodnight ya'll
0	I'm so glad my group of friends get invited to things #not
0	Can't wait for Benfica next week . #FCPorto #Sarcasm
1	maybe it won't be so bad being back in Cov
0	And they have a seat on my county council now . ! hat has happened to this country ?!? Used to be so accepting . I feel ill
0	my dads riding in this , i knew i should have gone with him
1	I am literally the dossiest person in uber u have a good birthday ?
1	Just came back from the Mexican mall ( flea market ) . <3 coconut water Oh and atti , I await the music-label-less cd that you burn for us
0	ahhh gcse english #halycondays #sarcasm
0	Congrats on being together for a whole 60 days . #truelove #not
0	is that a slam on the Whetstones I'm seeing ?? WTH ??? #goodmorning #not
1	she sounds fab
0	ugh ... I think I'm getting sick .
1	Wow that was fun which mall are you guys gonna be at ? GLENDALE GALLERIA !!!
0	Pro Tip : build muscles fast by dragging around three suitcases of various sizes . Your biceps will thank you ! #not #travel
0	itsss sooo shittt
0	damn babe its really over this is crzy ... but know i will always be there for ya ... all my love always ... have a great life
0	dunno why I'm dead nervous for my first drivin lesson when its on Monday lol #not #ready
1	yeah that's spelt right (: well go and eat something more tom
0	is home from work ............. and there's no food ANYWHERE !!! im starving ....... bad times
1	Out for a classy dinner at Space Aliens with !! We are so mature ! #not
0	My day is off to a WONDERFUL start . #Sarcasm
0	Watching #BillCunningham weak as hell because old girl said she would twerk when the results showed he's the daddy #NOT ! LOL
0	Happy Father's Day Twit !!!!.. * givescard * here this is from my tweets .. except #37 .. he hates you and thinks you're a horrible father .. sorry
0	At the school waiting for the volleyball coaches . I'm literally so nervous rn i
1	pretty good , yup . Can't wait to hear about OH tho
1	Danes ne uporabljam glasilk . Doctors orders ! SMS , Skype , E-mail only , please
0	But they're not exactly engaging in global jihad . As opposed to Al-Qaeda which declared an emergency back in late 90's .
0	what's the 944 party ? I miss LA
0	Great way to start the first week of summer .. #not
0	I be watching couples and y'all upload pictures all y'all kissing and shit but no pictures of that breath taking date he took you on ? #irony
1	My phone doubles as a microphone when I'm singing in my car . #famous #not #lol
0	Friday doesn't mean much when you're working the weekend .
1	Thanks Kevin . It's my favorite thing I do all month .
0	Did you watch your Pathetic Spring Game ! 1st Team Offense Against Walk Ons ! #Impressive #Not
1	Hugh Laurie on trending topics !! gotta love this guy
1	before . Keep it in for 20mins and then go shampoo and condition
0	bc I mean all Europeans are the same really #Sarcasm
0	RIP David Carradine ( via )
1	Sexy Costume - Feline Feisty Cat Costume He will be purring just for you and who knows what else he would do for you
1	is going to see Thriller tonight
1	' solsbury hill ' by peter gabriel . Always listen to that song when in a good mood ... it's not half bad by erasure either . * peaceful *
1	i am !! what's up !?
1	twitpic bhejo
0	Being left alone in a flat with my birthday presents hidden somewhere is a true test of will power ! #must #not #look
1	- love it - met her backstage at Ellen last year with Brad Cafarelli , she used my deodorant - my oddest celeb story ever
0	I pay for cable , missed DVR'ing some shows , realized too late , they're off OnDemand so I can't watch them . So glad I pay for cable . #sarcasm
1	you refer to Mogan Open ? you know my family better than I There are a few aged among them . Not sure who wins the title though
0	dammit , you did Adam .. I'm sorry .... how's he feeling ? Has the vomiting ceased ? Bless him
1	10mins until your roadtrip !!! Excited ?
0	I've just realised , it's this weekend , isn't it ? I couldn't anyway , I'm at work til 2 on sat and 1 on sun
1	packing what ?
1	Need to send emails to 100,000 contacts ? Check out EmailUnlimited on
0	spiegelshire they played the song the one song that I wanted to hear live still
1	Hehe , you're still on my list .
1	I hate bein the only one not sleepin , always up till 4am . But the quiet IS rather nice & an otherwise rare occurance so , its alright !
0	I want a piece of cake ! Bake me one And your business card looks really good !
0	I feel sick I feel sick I feel sick I'm not ready I'm nervous waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
0	The proverbial elephant in the room is way too suffocating .
1	ya i know this feeling
0	Yeeees But I don't think she adds you
1	SHOWER TIME
1	really looking forward to Shambhala ' 09 !
0	Suarez crying after the Palace game ... Couldn't have happened to a nice bloke #sarcasm #mufc
1	I hope you had a good birthday and were able to combine your work with your fun time and cleaned up at the tables/slots !
0	Long day at work . oh well ... Got some money .
1	having to watch supernatural on plus one . at least im watching it i guess . good episode as well !
0	Dad beats his son brain dead . How freaking sad : My prayers are with his family
0	Wales & how 99.5% of badgers #NOT visibly infected so should be left alone .
0	How may owners of sports teams are thinking " $2 Billion ! Quick somebody tape me being a racist ass " #nba #irony #sterling
0	When EX'S hit you up out the blue -nahhh nahhh #must #be #unhappy #not #my #problem
1	Thanks ! Staying out of trouble today ?
1	quite day at work today . it's nice since I worked late on Friday . Already looking forward to the weekend already
1	yay Red Wings !!!
0	RT : Portland has an alright bench , but their starting unit is where the sausages are made , so to speak . And there aren't many sensib…
0	Good d pacers . Good rebounding . Good effort . Great job . #not
0	WTF does couch shooting mean I'm old
0	tomorrow my love
1	Vote * new video is up *
0	Lmao the justice system ain't shit . RT : got freed today lol #irony
0	You guys are graduatin .
0	Yay worked 10-4 and then working an event super happy #lying #not #tired
1	This is my second Twitter I waiting for Miley cyrus to follow me !!!!
0	I should lay down & cry cause I give to many fucks about what you have to say haha #sarcasm in case you don't get it
1	There's a guy on a quad bike with a microphone in his helmet commentating whilst doing stunts
1	same as ATL shawty . 5:57 am
0	damn it ! they noticed the typo before i posted the link !
0	I love watching you play video games for fun . #not
0	Might try a bed shot myself . Would inevitably raise my profile , gain prestige and boost practice #not
0	mine says Pending . i submitted a help question . i dunno how long it takes to get a reply tho
0	Looking for someone to go see Star Trek with . No one in my family wants to see it but ME !
0	nope
0	thats what i thought at first .. but idk but it isnt said on her website , or any other soo ( yn )
0	i opened up sour patch kids and everything in there was yellow and orange BOO !!!!!!
1	FOUND IT !
1	Loved your T4 snipets - U & Andrew could not be more different if you tried !! Lol Got your facemask yet ??
0	The problem with having gold pickups is that they get tarnished after a while ... shoulda stuck with regular chrome .
1	going with cousin to see house for fun
0	went to the doctors for 9.15 only to be told it was meant to be 9 and I wouldn't be seen
0	Cany believe Jillian's in a Turkish hospital on a drip ! Nice holiday she's having #not
1	What a fun night
0	Going to breakfast before heading home
0	I do not like to take pictures while I sleep
1	So , currently testing the tequila and coffee combo ... couldn't find the keyboard for a second , but so far so good .
0	Spotted on the CNET giveaway counter . #irony twitpic.com/e50140
0	I feel like a 80yr old granny today
1	Hey , one Deepak is in your team .. right ..? I remember talking to him on Gtalk once
0	Am seriously getting pwned by ubuntu modules patching #fb
1	Mother's day here in France . Got a lovely gift from 4y old and a poem to boot .
0	AM wishing i took easter weekend off work
1	then read the lines in between .. rather than reading the entire thing . thats what i did btw
0	Slacking on the updates as of late Pat
1	Napping next to becky
0	I can't even listen to music today cause I don't have my headphones
1	so far so good .. relaxing
0	Thought I hadn't put in that many hours , till I saw $600 in my account . #winning #banking #millionarestatus #not
0	Of course it isn't . Far be it for the Arizona Republic to be accurate . #sarcasm
1	I can't help it ... I've order so many online already and I'm literally just waiting to wear them
1	Why did you stop from Saturday night ?
1	I ? m currently listening to Taylor swifts ? album . FEARLESS . i so much love her and her songs !
0	roadkill
1	has been listening to 21st Century Breakdown pretty much all weekend , and it just gets better and better . Thank you , Green Day !
1	nevermind about the tubing ... too cold . guess i'll just stay in my pajamas all day again
1	- awwwww shes sooooooooooooooooooo cute , thats a really cute pose ... i want her
1	That's kinda scary
1	21st Century Breakdown rocks !!! I've been listening to Green Day all day ! This album is the shizzle !
1	glad to hear that things with mother are cool . sorry bout ' the dermo . but at least you'll be pretty
0	I love drinking at night with no radio , no lights , and in a storm .. #not
1	home ! day scale from one to ten is an 8 damn i feel old compare to him , haha so cute .
1	Those are not expensive ... Anyway there's a nice overview here :
0	Stunning Defeat - I ( 2245 ) was beaten by Nopawn ( 1815 )
1	its very early to me hahaha bye bye <3
1	Thank you gorgeous . ily xoxo
0	Praise floods in for Neil Adams superb tactics against Chelsea . #tacticalgenius #newchosenone #sarcasm
1	about 2 hit the sack
1	Goodnight twitterrepublic .
0	Who wants to run errands & get coffee with Nyrene ? #rhetoricalquestion #kindof #not
0	" I often ask that people #not follow me on Twitter to change me ; but follow me because you appreciate & value my #uniqueness . " #WeROk
0	Feeling kind of down :\ Going to sleep , maybe tomorrow I could see the things in another way
1	thankyou my friend wanted to know what it was called !
0	Holy crap tonights going to be expensive
0	its 601amn i cant sleep !!!! actually i wanna sleep but im soooo f * bored 2 move from my chair !!! im gonna sleep on my laptop .....
1	Searching ... Hellooooooooooo .... and my girl sleeping now .....
1	Yeah , yeah ! Holidays !
0	dreading the weekend
1	Now why would we want to give up on all that boxes and boxes of documents , and all that blood spilled from paper cuts ?
0	Staying in on a Saturday night when I've FINALLY got a Sunday off #fabulous #not
1	' s concert tonight !!! Gino & I are already here . Sitting in the car and jamming to her songs !
1	learning new applications at work
1	looks like we'll have marginal to good thermals today . getting ready to fly
1	When u make dreads it works well to finish all the backcombing before waxing , then use the hair dryer to melt it all in .
1	so its been forever since I've tweet , just wanted to say thaty I love bill ! and I hope ya'll have an amazing week
1	yes ... but today daddy has them ! i'm out for the day to work
1	watching bb ha later shopping at the best place of this world CENTRO .. starbucks inclusive ;)
1	No problem , Sir ! Have fun
1	there is a really cute mexican guy at work .
0	great song . I'm sorry though .
1	Why thank you !
0	RT : #Breaking : wants the House to create a select committee on #Benghazi . Now THAT's leadership , #sarcasm . #Impeach …
1	Unless I created it and shipped it over to Botcon somehow when I was black out drunk last tuesday , it wasn't me
1	Fun day in shop !
0	I have to wait an extra month to get my braces off and it just so happens that I'll get them off on my birthday .. #yayyy #coool #not
0	OMG ! Lor !! That article on pizza hut !! I can't believe they are taking out the " pizza " part !!!!!! :-O
1	started Jillian Michaels ' 30 day shred this weekend . woke up this morning sore from the squats and lunges !
0	Going to be such a good weekend without jord #NOT going to be so bored
0	Ah hayfever , how I've missed your itchy eyes and snotty nose . #not
0	AWESOME send me the code for the scroll roll at the bottom of portfolio love it i have to learn mine on my own
0	RT : " : #Irony LOOOOOL pic.twitter.com/PDedFTAcj0 "
0	I'm training this guy at work and teaching him all the short cuts . #goodteacher #not
0	#steampunk #iPod is watching you . Funnily , all tech is now watching us . I see the #irony here . pic.twitter.com/cIPI0IzoOh
0	Brushing out the dreads I had felt absolutely amazing #sarcasm
1	had a relaxing night with my bestie .
0	meh .... bored !! want mac make-up
1	hi hilary ! i cant wait untill your new movie comes out ! i actually met you on the set of it with my friend !
0	* chuckles * I bet it was a horrible job looking through all those pictures of MrB #not
0	I can´t wait for Belle to find out about Rumple lying to her about everything and her to sweep it under the rug as usual ;) #sarcasm
0	Hahaha I love getting notified of awards through my own twitter account ! #not #HowdTheyDoThat !? #HackedbyBJU
0	I no longer drive a mini-van . And supposedly I was too old for GYD work . #irony #nowWhoIsCool
0	just did 4 loads of laundry good thing i have literally nowhere to put them .. back onto the floor they go
0	RT : Oh hey ! Is today May 4th ? I never would have guessed #sarcasm #notafan
1	" A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though he knows you're slightly cracked . " made me think of ya !
1	will do it's only ? 34.99 on play.com, so might just buy it , it certainly looks and sounds good enough ! i'm excited for it lol
0	for the past couple of years , i have pain that goes from my left shoulder blade all the way down to my left wrist . it's VERY annoying .
0	There's a difference between making fun of you and thinking that the picture was funny though . Sorry .
0	:-) Lee Mack in #Not going out , didn't go in the end was too ill lol
1	MY CONTACT could not be more annoying right now .... work til 9 then annapolis for the day
0	yeah it was too much
1	I will make the best of today . Urgh . I think i will eat costco food today .
0	Charles was an excellent player . BUT when did he become an expert . He was an athletic player smart player #not
1	Just had a girlie lunch with my two young ladies ! good ol fashioned giggle with the girls always does a world of good
0	school tomorrow got to pack my bag :
0	It is exciting\nTo receive preopened mail ! \nWay to stay classy . \n #haiku \n\nGood job , New Jersey ! \n #sarcasm … instagram.com/p/ojG1_Sw8mB/
1	that's awesome ! you're gonna love that book ... and possibly be surprised ! but don't worry , i won't spoil it for you
1	
1	my favorite thing to do when i'm moving is sit in my empty room with only the street lights lighting the room ...
1	we're very persistent when it comes to david haha
1	Ok the vanilla and sprinkles doughnut helped
1	Lots of people read it - And yes , sadly good enough generally beats " better , but with the risk of being new "
0	The slow connection starts again .. Its always at this hour
1	Oh it's not so bad ! You are younger than me but G-dis are great ! U can luv them & give them back ! Perfect !
0	Did the school block instagram or something ? #canttell #postonpost #sarcasm
1	ever after is a wonderfull movie aww so sweet
1	speechless
1	I could still use a new iPhone ... that would be nice #squarespace
1	Goodnight
1	True , but I needed the caffeine today to keep me awake with a gun in my hand .
1	only start it if you have a big chunk of time and want to lose your mind completely
1	Drove to Cape Canaveral after church today to meet & her class 4 an all day trip to Kennedy Space Center ... I drove , Troy rode
0	Stacking and hauling wood .. Exactly what I want to be doing ! #not
0	I love the end of a season of any sport #not #hatehearingwaittilnextyear I don't want next year -- I want to win now #i'mfine #really
1	#liesgirlstell I just don't want to date anyone right now . Maybe later ? = not interested
1	Let's be virgoobs together
1	How Die Broers Koch see the media as a " tip of the spear , " so to speak : mm4a.org/1oxzTyr RT
1	forgive durden and now now every children were amazing .
0	I want vacations !!! Grrrr ....
1	I switched powerpoint to keynote few years ago and making presentations got much easier
0	aww one of my best friends is in hospital going to see her tonight xxxxx
0	RT : Chelsea ferguson is the definition of classy ! #not #bagjob
1	True ! Guess I have been brainwashed by Apple lol
1	yeah i know im so happy . lucky if it takes forever to reply its cuz im getting food and soda and going potty lol
1	Nope .. the same one I don't know if I'm sending you this tweet right but I'm trying here . You should've put on sun block !
0	Is facebook mobile picture uploader not working for anyone else ?
0	i have gastric now
0	I've been doing the same piece of work for three days now .. So motivated #not
0	Has normal hair again need a stupid job
0	I don't know- all I've heard to do is what you've already done .
0	wow drake and melissa are over hey thats life somethings just dont work out the way u want them to , but i cant help but be a little happy
1	watching pointless youtube stufff
0	feeling sick the night before your graduation is always fun… #not
0	Bada bing , bada boom - Caroline shows her intelligence - again . #NOT
0	they said " single ladies to the dance floor " so i sat down . they played the beyonce song , and threw it before i could get there
0	dog has been walked . washing in the machine . chill time . sore throat though
1	I'm liking it
0	Everyone knows the key to productivity is looming deadlines . #not
0	good morning !!! I have to get ready to work another 12 hours today . today is my last day at work though !
0	That was a good talk whole 5 minutes #sarcasm
0	Ohh I'm so sorry if I don't approve people easily in social networks even though ur my classmates . I'm sorryyyy #sarcasm ti au
0	Where we live now is noisier than our neighborhood in Albuquerque . #irony
1	is back in fine old melbourne town ....
0	feel like crying . ily ! jc cut his hair .. the way i dnt like it hes an amazing singer but my obsessions fading .
0	and #sarcasm - I’m there ! Kevin , 6th grade , central coast . #caedchat
0	Don't hv any idea how to play YOUTUBE on my berry device , keep Loading , but nothin happen , its kinda weird anyone know ? Helppp me (
1	I love ????? candy ! It's so delicious !
0	i so want to go to america ............ shame i cant
1	Right , has a shower , and i'm ready . hannah's coming at half one then its to town and to watch HM
0	#NP Everything Has Changed -- Taylor Swift & Ed Sheeran . \n #sunshineandabs #Olicity #Imokay #not
0	I like the third one though . Truth has been spoken haha . #sarcasm
0	I still find myself checking my phone constantly to see if I have any text or calls from you haha #not
0	yes ! The one that said really meanie poo things about your UI , she's sooo bitchy sometimes ! Miss you ! Miss your girl more
0	yeah im getting my tickets on Friday i hope i get some
0	UPDATE : Sooky does not have Malaria . She has Hepatitis A . I have to get my blood tested tomorrow
0	ate waaay too much gross cookies
0	I really need to learn to get more sleep ! I'm gonna be a zombie all day
0	Connor cussing at me ... That feels good , can I have some more please . #Not
1	I shall see it soon
1	I just found out , the names of the Eclipse IDE are the names of the Galilean moons ..
1	that's ok , it gives it character
0	Stop with that stupid ships Klaus is Caroline's #sarcasm LOL
1	Thanks Donna .. You too xx
0	National service is just what these lazy scroungers need ! Birching next ? #irony
0	looks like a stormy one today . i worry about the puppy being home alone and scared .
1	preorders from the site I use always come on the thursday , sometimes wednesday ! :o very useful
0	I have a big ulcer on my tongue not happy !
1	you see the goat move on howard the switch in mid air what hangtime
1	Just got out of acting class ! I love it .
1	dinner tastes really good right now . and yes i am eating dinner at 11 something at night . that's my schedule
1	Literally just screamed yes throughput my house because I found good to eat . Bye .
1	awww . Demi , ur so sweet 2 all of ur fans .
1	Made waffles for all Enjoy
0	dont get shot !
1	Don ; t know what the votes are for ... But what if you get 8 no and 2 yes , that's 10 ... Would that convince you ?
0	25% off all orders TODAY ONLY ! Just enter SUPERMOMDEAL at checkout to save . \n #save #sarcasm #funnytshirts fb.me/1rQYjvPHy
0	It's a rare Dry Day for me - Chief Greenbud - Dry Day .. ?
0	Today is a very sad day after all Bless GT
0	Doctor said I should get physiotherapy for my knee .. clearly been playing too many sports #active #not #suchamong
1	You took your little sis to a movie and sushi ... that's just about the cutest thing Zac Efron is the MAN ... well almost .
1	Haha . yeah .
0	I hate falling asleep weird times . slept from 8- 10.15 ! now i'm wide awake and will be until about 4 !
0	As always , I love how Google pretends it doesn't have my phone number . #Not
1	it better stay like spain for a long time ! its going good , just one exam left and thats its all done ! yours finished ? xxxx
1	Happy birthday , ! May today bring you lots of chocolate treats and sweet potato fries !
0	Gay slurs , C-Bombs , Punch Ups , Sex Tapes - now that's how you kick off #NRL Women In League launch ! #Sarcasm #Idiots #NeedMoreThurstons
1	cant wait for summer !!
1	I'm feeling share-ful .
1	finally got a twitter for my solo project . Woohoo !
0	Nope I have not yet got it
0	getting ready for bed . i dont wanna leave MD . i had such a good time catching up with family and friends .
0	What a great start to my week . #Sarcasm
0	goddd & they call us teenies . i want them back & not injured pleaseeee
0	RT“ : LeBron fans using the same type of meme on KD that Kobe fans used to use on them . #Irony pic.twitter.com/g07gqgqcMo”
1	are we going to find out that tink is something r rated ?
1	good moods rub off on people . have fun always !
0	Free cut in Psych 108 ! Yay ! Annoying how we still have an org meeting later at 5:30 though
0	I can't wait for ESPN's coverage of the 2015 NFL draft next week . #Sarcasm #NoOneFuckingCares
1	Finished 110km in 4hours 35 happy with that
0	Told you she's not dead . #Didntseethatcomingatall #Sarcasm #OUAT #WickedVsEvil
1	nope - just playing with one i think i'm going to wait for the next iphone
1	i love you
0	I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's pullout couch #irony
0	I'm sick & tired , of always being sick & tired !
1	you remembered thanks Kev , i still feel about 25 though . Fancy some gaming in about 16 hours ? will tweet you when you are up .
0	I wanna watch year one
0	I absolutly love being ignored #sarcasm
1	shares my swimming workout . It's nice it was created and issued on my birthday . ...
0	Trying to watch ANTM on the train but the reception is too sporadic
1	Bruce- one of the chefs at work just text me wishing me good luck for my exams tomorrow . He's literally the nicest guy in the world
0	yeah
1	work = lame ! Haha
0	Photo : Lel #sayings #irony #err #lifeisabitch #lol tmblr.co/ZTDiNw1HVTt3K
0	My 12yr old son is teasing me with my t-shirt
1	happy summer vacation !
1	We are also more focused and reactive to member needs , which means we can't just fill the spot with a warm body at any time
0	I swear Katie Rae is the sweetest person ever . #not
0	Nice . Just when the good matches are on and coming up my cable goes out #RG14 #not
0	says its going to be a heady 13 degs here today sundress on it is then #not back in a fleece and the plants are all hiding
1	you haven't got to where you are today by listening to the negative love your charity idea , i will support you from NZ !
0	I like to think it's pronounced ' Bourse ' . #Ukip #Irony
0	Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream might be the healthiest food in my home bc it uses non-GMO ingredients . #irony
1	#seb -day #seb -day #seb -day #seb -day #seb -day #seb -day #seb -day #seb -day #seb -day #seb -day #seb -day #seb -day #seb -day #seb -day #seb -day
1	sorry i don't have any alts on twitter
0	as long as I ain't getting close to her boner I don't mind dating her . #NOT
1	While I am sorry that the last Canadian NHL team is out , I * am * happy for AV ! #Vigneault #irony #NYRangers #canadiensmontreal
1	paps are going now theres just 2 ... maybe well can go 4 a walk today
0	in a free art lesson , everyone in bad moods cos of the option and no one talking to me
1	it was ah very small slice .. I'm working out tomorrow
0	Everybody stopped texting me . hehe .
0	is still a bit dizzy . must have low bp .
1	Good morning everyone . Hope you will all have a very nice day !
1	welcome back
1	In Eastbourne watching tennis , just seen Bogdanovic win first round , now watching Fabrice Santoro have a practice hit . Cool
0	I can't remember that episode lol . Have fun at work . =P My work day ends in 1 hour =P
0	just spilt beer on my laptop
1	sorry to hear about troubles ... hope Primark is good fun
1	Night , night world ! Do good dreams ! xoxoxo
1	My manager literally didn't even acknowledge the fact that I completely missed my shift last night ... Good to know I can get away wit it
1	all of your ontd tags are WIN
0	can't upload my pic
1	suitably recovered from the mega-wedding reception then oh , and a good morning to you too
0	Mike North asking Jesse Jackson's thoughts on Sterling ... lol !!! A racist complaining about racism . #Irony
1	No defense neccesary - just sayin ' I don't answer unless I have something relevant to add to the conversation
0	On the day of my first tour as a Tommie Ambassador Tour Guide I run into my original tour guide/overnight host just an hour later #irony
1	is having a hard time learning korean .
1	I'll be checking out your links Thanks for the follow
1	nice !! gratz man . Hope this turns out HUGE for you !!
1	Thanks for the yodeling video . She was amazing !
0	WOOOOOOOO ! Guns N ' Roses ' Paradise City . Man , I sure miss the 80's .
0	Fyi ... the new green day cd sux balls i miss old green day .
0	ye tha watch trick is really cool ! me only must watch out - my bro sometimes change watch time
0	i mean hey lets spend 40 bucks to get drunk in a parking lot with a bunch of wanna be hicks ... #not
1	why is everyone mad at LA ?? hahahaha
0	Big brother has died 1.6 M
0	also , good dream last night and good dream when i took a nap yesterday . then i woke up . shitty .
0	... Well that sounds like Debs ... #sarcasm
1	nope . hindi ako member ng APTC e .. btw , I'm gonna add you on friendster ha
0	Some instagram photos are just so funny . #sarcasm
1	" I oughta punch you in the nose , hopscotch . " - Gus , NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM .
1	#Resolution12 Is #Not going away , And All 5 Above #KnowThat -Keep Up The Good Work .
0	ok .. It's been a long while .. I have fever now and really can't get out of bed ..
1	got it ! useless apps are fun
1	are you the real one ? they keep asking me :O Come to Asia , Kris !!
1	Just saw the video clip for ACDCs " it's a long way to the top " , got a glimpse of Melbourne in 1975 ! Way cool
0	Well shit .. The day I actually have plans and I have to stay longer !? What kinda crap is that .. Thanks for the heads up .. #NOT
0	Kay Burleys interview skills bit like being ravaged by a flea ! #paxman #not #lbc
1	so glad you liked the cowd ha , you're so fancy ! xx
0	I am at work let the week official begin
1	?. Pick up that , as fast you can !
1	Listening to Ryan Leslie and working through my day !!!
1	Eating pesto chkn pasta my hot hubby made thank u Jesus !
1	Glory2God mment : Spoke 2guy frm past . He's christian now PTL ! Convo was healing . 4giveness is a beautiful , freeing gift . Thanx 4 prayin '
0	I totally predicted that this would go 5 sets . My tennis knowledge is off the charts . #Not #Predictable
1	buy me one too .
0	Republicans aren't prejudice by any means . #sarcasm
0	Whoopey , I have a walk-in . Yay for Monday . #sarcasm
0	Leading goal scorer in playoffs . All alone 2 feet in front of net . Nice D boys . #not #Blackhawks
1	it game not being that great
0	it's the weekend and i'm still in the office at my desk
0	I am too !!
1	sure a balanced diet is really important , but it is unlikely that eating too many eggs will make you depressed
0	I love sleeping in room , its so dark in here ! I miss my room . night dolls !
1	, i mean just tell me how are you , never mind , if you fine , im fine too
1	Who are you in town with ? Im so bored
1	Hey top man and fav tweep thank you it must be ur SMILE that makes my background look great have a great weekend
1	LOL !! I'm glad I've seen the original trailer or that wouldn't have made sense Someone certainly went to a lot ...
1	And ... " Cowgirls dont cry " even the English ridin cowgirls
0	Another fantastic closing shift at my favorite job with some champion workers #not
0	No reason for sneaking up to the West End Bar on a Sunday
1	Indeed . For this way we can definitely have good discourse ! It's a joy to be open minded ..
1	I already don't wanna leave Only 7 more days !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0	I was reading on the sofa , and he jumped onto the coffee table to get near me . Candle on coffee table . He got too close .
0	so sad i can't watch the season 2 of True blood tonight ..
1	correction : *** IF *** i go home
0	That just happened to me a couple of days ago . I can't go without a dryer with a family of 5 . Cost $208 to fix it . Ugh
0	RT : Irony & Boe ! - London , United Kingdom . #irony #boe #london #graffiti #streetart instagram.com/p/opYV5dqqXL/ pic.twitter.com/VkMy8QraD1
1	Learnng a great lesson that we all have the ability to be truly healthy , Looking forward to this weekends raw food meetup
0	Hilarious #sarcasm . Hail #buzzfeed \n buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener… via
1	twitter pe toh nahin milegi tumhe .. try sulekha.com
1	watching twilight i'm still not a fan of bella , only in the begining of twilight and the end of breaking dawn , Edward on the other hand ...
0	Really on the edge of my seat at this point wondering who is going to win the Heat/Pacers game .... #SarcasticTweet #NotEvenClose
1	says wee .. TAPOS na denn magENROLL !
1	You sure do like to point out the obsolescence of PC's , don't you ?
1	omg so tired . well going for a walk now causei t not raning atm
1	Costa hazlenut latte = calorific , expensive , loveliness
1	Good morining , glad your feeling better
1	Great show tonight !! Viewership was up too !! That's gotta make ya smile !
1	" Mothers , others and Jonas Brothers " I like it . Haha
0	RT : “ : RK-DP fans are so cute” #sarcasm
0	i love it when people call me an ugly piece of shit #not
0	i have to go buy stuff for killyleagh today its too nice outside to shop
1	Money Laundering tip 5 - Sell the business or constructed hotel etc and take possession of your now clean money
1	Oh how i love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
0	RT : Love waiting for Nicole to wake up #not #itsnoonbae
1	no , i dont have one . I just do it by myself . Haha !
1	Yay swimming .
1	i think i have the download link somewhere lemme check
1	yep I know I love u (: but Gwoman still sucks ?? and I use * drum roll * GOOGLE CHROME ! it's amazing
1	ohh yummmm ... blur = great monday afternoon pick-me-up
1	good luck wit ur exam im sure u will do great
1	Yay ! I can't wait for your Rome blog !
1	tks :
0	Wow I'm really upset I missed my philosophy class this morning #skipping #sarcasm
1	In 2014 #FifaWorldCup #Pakistani footballs & in 2014 #Fieldhockey worldcup , #Pakistan made #trophy will be used . #Irony
0	RT : Most days I feel about as comfortable as a seagull in a Walmart parking lot in the Midwest .
0	I am not familiar with your internets speak .
0	I love when peoplee upload albums of places they go but it's literally all selfies of them . #not
1	hehe . im ok kinda feel weird . tummy hurts and im a little scared . going to the dentist 2morrow ( weissheitszahnOP )
1	* lonelyy ! I am so lonely ! I have nobody ! I'm on my own ! * \n #not #me #im #fine #love #my #amazing #friends #life #is #beautiful
1	As humble as a matatu driver asking to cut in front of you after overlapping #irony via
1	thankkksss I'm sooo excitedd my brother n crazyy uncle coming haha
0	hello Sam did you sell your house #not listened foreseen
1	- thank you miss you buddy
1	:: anyone know how to integrate patience immediately ? I could use more of that skill -- right now !
0	that picture is just madness ! go , mel , go ... keep the crazy coming . and I wish i could enter the tourney tomorrow
0	aww rob-lin sorry to hear about ur granny . My condolences to u and ur family !
1	new book . time to read haha
1	> re : mac user mag , i'm in UK , can I help / go check for you ?? ( randomly found tweet !! )
1	Indeed . It depends on how one codes for the post title speaking of which ... oncontextmenu = " return false ; " is a total nightmare
1	: Are you leaving for Washington tomorrow ? We'll miss you in Indy ! Have a wonderful time !
1	- your presentation was the best I saw today . Great job . If only that thing wasn't fluent I kid .
1	whooo ! haha . that's awesome !
0	Sitting right next to the door at Fast a Pasta on a cold night ... #smartmove #not
1	hanging in Naptown w/Sarah - heading down to Bmore soon for din then xx
0	oh goodie ! the entire nation gets to see the underachieve tonight on . #sarcasm
1	you sure sound happy to me
1	yes and it lasts way past my bedtime !
0	my parents find so much humor in torturing me #youre #not #funny #smd
1	Thought of the day #Perform #under #passion #not #pressure by our own Vardhan Sir <3
0	" I'm thirsty like I'm dyin ' bruh . " Ah , yes . I can see how you being thirsty means I should let you have a second Red Bull for free . #sarcasm
0	Last day of semester done , now for exams #relax #not
0	RT : The extent of todays revision ... #smashinglife #sarcasm 1drv.ms/1ohaLZw
0	" ... hei valonkantaja viaton et ole sin ? k ?? n .... " ( p.s. obviously no big shoes this weekend ... )
0	hahhahaha aww your taking the fun out of it
1	is amused watching Matt & Jeff embrace the Twitter technology
1	i might go for the tusin ' .. doesn't that have some alcohol in it ?
0	Father's day without my daddy !! se fue a un Spa por el finde ..
1	yep agree nice and short . Dries in 2minutes and a dash if gel
1	Currently drinking white hot chocolate , yes you read that right , WHITE hot chocolate , out of a joe jonas mug
1	-- FOLLOW ME .
1	Ah ... Sold yet another #mssurface machine . We're not making money on that , but we also sold the project for the software
0	Roughly translating French road signs is my specialty . #not #thanksMadame
1	Guten Morgen/ Good Morning/
1	Just had a shower in 1 minute and 43 seconds
0	My car retarded they hid the battery * his bun bun *
0	I have a headache stupid hot weather !
1	is feeling artistic and is breaking out the good stuff
0	I'm so sadden to hear the Sutter is not a happy guy . Not really ! #sarcasm
0	OMG earthquake ... aftershocks ... not cool anymore . Im scared adrenaline .
0	Watching drink whilst playing a driving simulation game . #irony #butstilllegal
1	- the pink shoes are mine
1	Heading to bed , night
1	Try - Not Giving A Fuck !
1	I am logging off for the night . See you all tomorrow . Sweet dreams .
1	WHERE DA HECK DID THIS QUES COME FROM LOL NAH I LOVE ME SOME PENISSSS BUT IF A GIRL IS PRETTY I WILL TELL HER DAT ALL
1	back in sweden , back to twitter
0	A big thank you to the US Government for taking so much of my paycheck . #not #imjustakid #letmekeepmy $$
0	" I can see someone like me being arrogant , but I'm not . " #irony
0	* hugs * whats wrong hun ?
1	I really liked some of the songs that came from the Eddie and the Cruiser movies
0	Hate the fucking cops !!!!
0	Not flushing the toilet after a deuce is okay right ? #NOT
1	Feeling mmm mmm good !! Vibrant & vivacious !! God is incredible !!
1	Listening to my new discs of the black eyed peas and stone temple pilots
0	RT : England match abandoned due to thunder storm . Great timely advert !! #irony #EngvHon pic.twitter.com/gKthKxY0Fk
1	not forever ^^ 80% of my stuff is patched
1	Mas .. liat status twitternya Fitra ..
1	hmm , what kind of cereal are you going to eat to replace your horrible japanese meal ..? lol .
0	No one to lick it up ? Augh !
0	Did you hear that massive cheer for Danny Welbeck ? #not
0	my sister is more mad at me , and she wants me to delete the pikachu pictures she found , I dont like having sis mad at me
0	Mk is sad that her neighborhood bar is closed
1	GOD PLEASEE !!! that is ALL i ask for noo moreee u__________u just one little call or maybe messagee whateveer ! but please make it happen
1	Shantay3000 : San Antonio TX ... soo hot ! Not the weather ... I mean me
1	Oh no problem ! I am kind of new on here and figured I did something wrong .
1	I didn't have a dog in the fight , so to speak , so I just voted based off of entertainment value !
1	hahaha bubba is priceless
1	If you don't wear a seatbelt , you'll end up in the back of an ambulance full of medics not wearing their seatbelts #irony
1	The mall is always a fun place ! Enjoy .
0	I love how psychology , sex and love , horny facts and all the other twitter accounts in the genre tweet the same things ... #not
1	my god ! Sunny new series with Demi Lovato in Disney Channel , what joy ! haha
1	Oui , I figured that since its a day off , I'd better start brushing up on my french ; so far I have learnt Bonjour and Oui
0	Checking out about this Cat on Twitter I keep hearing about .... Look Out Ashton , this Cat might just Beat You
1	ofcourse they start fightin aight the party buts its cool theyu held it down now im chillin with my home girl HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
0	last year a good 50 or more got shut down i am just going to wait till someone sends it to me or youtube it
1	goood morning the sun is shining andi got a smile on my face the Lord is GOOD
1	good morning Sunisa have a great day on the yacht and enjoy your weekend
0	i know huh . and school starts on mnday so i have a hectic schedule na .
0	Thanks for telling me . #sarcasm
0	Where the Heat defeated by the heat ? #irony I'm just scared if try to do the same to the It will hurt a lot
1	- I LOVE Lacy
0	Paid a visit to the animal shelter and fell in love with an 8 yo golden retriver and chow mix .. I want her
1	Going to get Lines , Vines and Trying Times NOW !!!!! Finally !!!!!
1	I've always thought Robert Downey Jr was hot sober or not
0	came back from New York amd Canadia and air conditioning does not work
0	hungover again !!!!
1	lies , all lies
1	never seen " BWO " tweets before .
0	Can't tweet long , was just leavin ... gotta get Rae 2 , lol .. we hav terrible timing lately , lol !
1	welcome aboard !
0	WOW ! don't you just fucking love twitter ! It's the best fucking place to be .... #NOT !
0	happened to me aswell , I gave him a £50 and he said it was a £5 ! Never mind lucky I'm loaded #Not
1	My hubby
1	is excited about the new Henrietta office
0	Saddened by the loss of friend
0	So pumped to go play at McCarthy park again tomorrow ! #not
1	Sitting in the garden with a Captain Morgan & pineapple juice , life is good
0	idk whats wronq with my twittpic try searchiqn twitpic.com 4 my twittname and ull see me
0	my stomach is killer right now
1	hey amy ! i found you on * twitter * congrats on your acceptance letter ! lol !
1	It's a wonderful life ! Please read more at Enjoy ! /Tomas
0	Hey I'm going 2 SS Brixton on Sun having lost my glasses :/
1	Got new clothes from joondie hell nice scarf from sportsgirl hehe
1	I just learned the best thing ever that will be heaven for me and you ! I'll dm you
1	omg the last illustration completely rocks
1	hello jewel , i saw an album of yours called beginnings and it's from innerchange .. is it an official bootleg ??
0	:o why !? and when can I text you
0	“ : There's not much better than sneakily getting a funny snap of ” lolzzzzz #NOT
1	cool will look forward to seeing the perfect pic
0	Well that 4 hours of sleep I got last night has come in handy #Sarcasm
0	how was the club ?! my job hunt isnt going that great but i need to have a job within the next week MY GOAL . bahah
1	where in the world are u & these days ? Hope all is well with you Happy Saturday !
1	Wendy's double with cheese . No joke . I hate fast food , but it's the only thing that sorts me out . Thank me later .
1	Wha- ? It's #followfriday already ? fun follow Friday
1	i had a chat with the rain gods . smoothed it over . you're welcome lol
0	goooosh i cant upload my pics
1	her face , he loves her ' awwww she's a hoee lol
1	I'm following some seriously whacky people ... and I like it
0	it did not teach good night , but i know guten Morgen is good morning and it is literally morning now
0	i was excited , & now i'm boring where's vidi ? He hasn't show up .
1	lol yeeep . anywhoreee . whats upp withh you ?
0	. You mean all the hue and cry made him richer , a bunch of times over his already substantial wealth ? #irony
1	You're welcome
0	Who knew #LebronJames kryptonite was heat ? And adding to the #irony , he plays for ... the #MiamiHeat . #GoSpursGo
1	my dogs are pretty bomb ! ask eunice . she can hook you up with a cute puppy - she's gettin ' one in May ! srsly . get one .
0	There's the taste of blood with everything I eat , #Yummy #Not
0	Whoah , really ? Sucks that you can't be there
0	These tan lines from my cutoff today are steller #not
1	off to the boyfriend's friends birthday thingy always on the go
0	Love it when I wake up and no one is in the house #not
0	you are so good at setting people up on them . #not .
0	getting sick and tired of certain people ......... Am I one of those ?
0	Tu nhien them an pho qua
1	Lesson learned : Room key held next to cell phone leaves me unable to enter room . I am now in room , along w/ my LIFE I packed 4 the week
1	awww mccas sounds so good rite now ! Mmmm
0	Yes , because a bursary ensures ALL kids get access to university . It is that simple , Mr Pyne , isn't it ? No other barriers ? #SARCASM
0	U just got to love bank holiday weekends #NOT #work
1	Hubby told me something yesterday that made me so happy I am still smiling . Literally from ear to ear . Love him so much . Sooooooo much !
1	Who looks after your business calls ? - Let Office Helper help , with our unique Call Handling Packages
0	Off to work
0	hey i switched phones . but hopefully i can get my bb activated 2day .
0	I'm also glad you can talk to me about anything #not
0	i can hear my sister and her friends watching Transformers . While i am in my room .. Alone
0	Just spotted a #pizza delivery guy in a car , eating , well what looked like pizza . I like that . Not really #irony but a bit similar . #food
0	I love my Grandma soooo much I hope She gets out of the Hospital soon . I miss her
0	RT : Signing News . sign brit D-man Zach Sullivan for the coming season . Damn these new EIHL rules ! #S …
1	Do you feed your dog or cat donuts , coffee , pop or cheesies ? Why not ? What makes us think it's acceptable for us then ? Hmmmmm .
1	Good people of Newark - I hope today we can prove to you UKIP is the solution , and steer you toward the ' political light ' so to speak . #UKIP
0	Why do I even bother trying to be friends with you .. #not #him
0	. studying privacy , it says , right there on your unprotected Tw account ! :-P #irony #KeepStudying #jajajaja
0	Porygon2 are #not #found in #the \n➢ . com ❃\nwild . Haland \n☂ by #MonsterMMORPG ✯\n #due
1	Aloha twitter ! Had an awesome day I missed HOTROCK so much ! So glad to be back
1	Nah hit me with them while the servers loading doll
0	Illustrating cell division is easy , as compared to test tubes . Too many straight lines
0	why does my head hurt every time someone wants to teach me german grammar ? it is tooooooo Late at night !
1	I have a full room of students ready for a few days of training , a bagel and a coffee - so the day is good to start .
0	I almost talked to you today . the call failed though . It was like " your next in line ! " and then said " We couldnt locate it "
1	for breakfast esp , avoid heavy food and teh bersusu . lepas consume perut boleh confuse punya
1	ohh btw i saw on my myspace that its ur birthday ! Happy birthday girl and have a wonderful day ! xoxoxo
0	I dislike eating late but chicken and red velvet cookies ~ ~ ; A ; ... eaten together of course #not =P \n #ineedtodobetter -_-
0	Y is my sons laptop sooo slow
0	my two months worth of things to do just reached two years . Dang it ! And i'm a lazy rotten baby ..
1	whooo hoooo home with the sis . watching rush hour 2 and eating brownies
1	Blah , blah , blah !!!!! so Happy .... Blah , blah !!! writing some Awesome Shit ... Blah , blah !!! aren't my words so eloquent ?
0	Thanks to the #Ref for winning the game for #NYR your the Greatest #Not ...
1	gonna talk the night away with tyler , then get some sleep
1	your hair is beautiful , sir Poynter
0	Just had a Plunderphonics clip ( re : this gwilymbowen.blogspot.com/2013/09/some-s… ) taken off my Soundcloud on a © claim from someone utterly unrelated #irony
1	- nick & ! they look so alike ! (: its kinda cuuute . i love them both verrrr much .
1	that must have been wonderul You're a very lucky man to have experienced that . Am I jealous .... yeah
0	Well the day was long ! I was hung over , i worked , i auditioned for a show and didn't get to see John Green !
1	depends what's coming up my summer sales are dyed roving and handspun so more of that now . also , designing is a constant .
0	I see your point . Mine will probably be dualboot to have at least one mobile machine that runs my tax software
1	Reading Lord of the Ring
0	" : Just so thrilled for this weekend #not " my life be like .....
0	i'm feeling a little down i don't know why !!
1	How the heck R U ?! How was Friday's at Five ? When will vid be up on YouTube so I can use on MyEugene.org?
1	is enjoying Saturday morning , which is essentially a repeat of Friday morning except with even more rowing
1	hi . i saw twilight a couple weeks ago . i love it . can't wait until new moon is out . hope your okay x
0	hahah couldn't you see how happy we were !?!? #not #saveus
0	I'm using v 1.6.3 . What seems to be the problem ?
1	No worries-I probably need to unplug myself more often
1	Woo 2 followers ! thanks u guys : im gonna have to get more people on this thing , its quite fun . mm morning tea
1	Got my car back =O everythings starting to look better
1	Gotta love ebay ! I sell collectibles
0	oh goodness ... still no VIP email ... and I missssss my Chatzy girls ....
1	=O it is well good and btw good pun on dr poo .. very original
0	is too impatient
1	about to launch my MacBook into space
1	- watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here hah
0	starting a new diet/fitness plan tomorrow , it's gonna be rough . Starts with a 2 day fast . Think of me tomorrow while you eat
0	Callon is back , #sarcasm intact . Check out the #Allegiance sample on #bookbuzzr #mustread #fantasy #dragon - bit.ly/1f8gGLV
1	My bad , it was a mosquito or however you spell it
1	Tomorrow will be my 6th straight day of working ! Ugh , all I can think about is the $$$
1	is spending time with my Jesus !
0	Mannn .. My internet is trippn so its jus the tv and my phone to entertain me .. So sad .
0	that would have been cooooool
0	First me , then the world #NOT \nWe can do this together !
0	Hope it won't be boring
1	heeeeey i saw you at tumblr , thanks for all the great photos , nice to know you sweetie pie
1	obsessing over adam lambert .
1	bon giorno a todos and have a good week
0	Great way to celebrate getting into the Accounting program #Not
1	thank you
0	is depressed monday is tomorrow
0	Going home
1	awesome .. all the best
1	PAOLO NUTINI did good tonight good gig
0	Sorry I missed it ! That is what happens when you follow so many people I guess
1	beautiful deer walking thru backyard showing off his new antler growth .
0	Girls want a hot guy to fall in love with them because of their personality and not based on looks yet they're looking at his looks #Irony
1	the 90 min feels great when you are done but sometimes I run out of time ( or desire )
0	Come on England . Win or go home , oh that doesn't work
1	HEY if you have issues then I HAVE issues and I don't think I do I like having my huge guard WAY up tyvm
1	i havent been on twitter on twitte for a while back in the business
1	it's ok I am tooo ! Let me know when you are coming back in town
0	I was gonna take that beer out of the freezer but then I got high . But now I have the patience to clean the mess ! #Irony
0	dont u like niley ?
1	You are very welcome Justin . I know you are excited . It is wonderful
0	in music , so frigging bored i might act kill myself !
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1	I'm about to shoot some pool .
1	Wow . Boys are hysterical .
1	Need to send emails to 100,000 contacts ? Check out EmailUnlimited on
1	I am willing to cook for you ! Oh well .. Thanks good to hear about your voice recovery . I am going home now from work and cook
0	Literally I've stayed in bed all morning . Didn't sleep good & my body is still so achy
1	Guy named jacob sits in front of me
0	I'm not going .
0	there's much fruit in rich man's shampoo then in poor man's meal ... #irony
1	29 followers again cool
1	hahaha oh jake . this is for you .
0	im actually quite excited to get rejected in all the classes I want\n #not
0	I guess I'm not funny enough .. not everygirl i meet wants to have a threesome
1	A beginning implies and end , but and end marks the beginning of something new #irony
1	I posted first , but congrats .
0	back to essay #3turnoffwords Nearly posted that myself ....
0	Drunk ... Too bad for me later with Jagoda ? : * Love Ya Girl : *
0	I can't even do that any more . I have to live with skinny legs for life
0	sigh ! .......... ok where was I ? oh yes . going to john's doughnut for coffee n light reading , dty cleaners then the gym . owww a sale !
1	startin a new job today ... hope it's worth the wait
0	Helped my Aunt today . I am very tired and sleepy ... Gotta get up early -- headed to bed early .. Miss OPALLA
0	I wish I didn't have to work anymore
1	I just saw your comment hehe that's awesome , we think it will be snazzy
1	i'm sensing a much needed trip to dead city . we're setting up the home studio this week too - even more reason to join us
1	Well migraine meds worked , so feeling better now . Too much work to do to be down w/ a migraine ! LOL You have a great day !
1	And all I want to do in life is eat lollipops and Twitter .
0	Had to go downtown today . I forgot how much I love downtown traffic . #Sarcasm #Chicago #Traffic #FunFun pic.twitter.com/ImdCZ3sUIJ
0	Only five days left for our trip and I still need one more dress . What am I going to do ?!!!!!!!!!!
0	The internet only works plugged in in my room right now . Going to bed though , right after I found out .
0	People who constantly play the victim are the besttt #not
0	Enjoy ur day hun . Mines is pretty much over . 7pm here . Do some housework then veg in front of tv . back at work 2mrw . x
1	Those r the best kind of flowers . I had orchids sent 2 me that did that-So beautiful . Get like almost 2 weeks of flowers
1	isso ? LINDO LINDO xD " i can be your hero baby ..... " xD tou no ir . boas noites
0	Why can't I access my site thru my mobile again ?
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
0	Listening to some old blink and RK andwondering why i stopped playing my drums for so long ...
1	- I love to draw , so this is one of my drawings
0	Just be having my mind running and my heart racing ... #Not #Good #At #All
1	you rock
0	I wanna read " the picture of dorian gray " ( by oscar wilde ) but I have no time at the moment hopefully I will soon ( Y )
1	People don't take me too serious ... I don't even take myself serious . Have fun , it's life
1	working 2-6 today , otherwise nothing else to do but chill with my puppy !
1	isi bat pe saw rupey dedo
1	Ya she like made her own style its amazing ugh man ! And I will tell her haha
0	Now I'm totally embarrassed & am worried that he thinks I'm a psycho . I have no doubt that I will never hear from him again .
0	We gunna win prem an champs league wiv lambert !! #not #joke #signpropaplayerz
1	LOL ! Please keep Max free of botox !
0	had my ears stitched back yesterday , they are killig right now
0	aw they actually found the vein without a half an hour ordeal with 3 different people looking like last time
1	hi cuz good luck on the house hunting !!!
1	orange ball was so much fun ! got to meet a bunch of really cool people
1	I'm a bengals fan , don't laugh , at least we've been to a super bowl . anyway , you should ask some bengals trivia . and reds .
1	Day unsatisfactory , but mood better .
0	hes adorable . we need to go find him asap . but make sure there aren't any taxis around apparently .
1	That's the one I was looking for ! Thanks What one's do you have ?
1	- soo beautiful demi returns to Chile !! we love you
0	! NO !! my family favors my sister . all i have is my grandma and cat . and they both don't speak english !
1	Patrick is still awake
0	no no worst night is if Dave Hockaday becomes manager . His cv looks amazing #not
1	Good morning Oh , you used DestroyTwitter for that tweet . What's that ?
1	I like that term " today list " - better than " to-do list "
0	Of course ! I was trying to be funny myself !! Doesn't always work though
0	My revision has turned into absolute gibberish , my Greek verse exam is going to go so successfully #not #revision
0	If i posted a selfie cam would call me ugly perks of being on his tl #not
1	I've just seen your Flickr and I've fallen in love !!! Just Wonderful !!! Awesome ... !!!
0	I would be but when it's midnight for you I will still be in work
1	Virgin is recommended , although I have only been in the back once . The very front is fantastic ! Stop over in HK too .
1	thnx 4 the follow
0	Although I guess it was probably Lion's Gate Films , not the creators ... oh well
1	Mone and Anne : watched 2 films in cinema yesterday : Slumdog Millionaire great film , 17 again also a great film ! was really cool !
1	yup It would be better if were home , but she's still working
0	man city should put a complaint in . Palace obviously arnt trying . The integrity of the game is in question ... #sarcasm #efc
1	I want to get a bike around that size , know any for sale ?
0	Half time and it's 1-1 . Kevin Kilbane , what are you doing to us .
0	It would be hilarious if Donald Sterling donated the 1.9 billion profit from Clippers sale to feed starving children in Africa #Irony
1	Back from a LONG day ! I got Betrayed WOOOOO !!! Im halfway through the book already
0	i leave AD tomorrow night . fark .
1	Thanks guys
1	i wanna do it
0	Cutting #bargash trees 2 make space 4 British Sandhurst Military Academy 5 days after celebrating independence from Britain #irony #Jordan
0	I know . Have loads of knitting books to go now and a beading book no idea why I brought that I don't bead !
1	Friends at 5 am ? Helllll yeah
1	examiner.com to see if I can post guest blogs . Love how great minds think alike . Ur #1 idea was something I did at my wedding last year
0	I m so lonely on twitter
1	YES ! lol ... when you live in canada , anne part of your childhood . I grew up with all the books and tv series
0	uhhh ... spoke WAY too soon .
0	It difficult to find a sweet shop in #gurgaon I can find hundreds of wine shop #irony
0	Well thats mature . Blocking him for putting you in your fucking place . \nwow you sure showed him . \n\n #sarcasm .
1	My pally is almost lv 60 ! She actually wears pants now ! YAY !
0	this week is being SO bad
1	We're going Binkie-free during the day . Wish us luck
1	Just realised how odd my last tweet looks out of context . Apologies .
1	Thanks !
1	Swimming and lounging out in the sun
1	I sung to him on the phone .. And he said it was soothing oh yeah , making it happen .
1	Well , if you are moving to vegas , let me be the first to welcome you to town . LOL
0	BOOYA !! Sup Tweeps !? Happy inFAMOUS day to you all , off to get it very soon . Can't wait to play , need to find some more time though
0	you aren't meant to be senpai . You're too wrong . Even just now . #im #imouto #not #oneechan
1	* high 5 * for getting the word Plethora in there
0	Tired but can't sleep
0	ha ha I sent you a message on Facebook you can come find me I'm not going to look for trouble bro #not scared
0	Wanna know what ??? I tried for 9 months but yet baseball was still more important than me . You were a great boyfriend ! #not
0	me too ! Oh curse the crack of dawn alarm call though
1	summer !
0	Shots have been fired as has questioned .... " Manhood " , so to speak .
1	Haha , nahh mine's not work . Though I have a job interview later ( Y ) haha . It's more family and friends stuff .
0	Totally would love to , but it's training week ... blackout dates for me .
1	#ff thank you
0	Oh shit Thanks dude ... RIP Cloud .
0	I love not getting invited to anything . #Sarcasm
0	Strange . When we were 2gether ( ahem ) Pritam+Mohit came up with ' Tum se hi ' . Now we've broken up , they've got ' Yeh Dooriyaan ' !!
1	making pizza at work . i so love my job today
1	soy milk + coconut milk + manzanita honey + green moroccan mint tea . dreamy .
0	You guys all suck . fml .
0	Anyone else sick of folks who don't understand twitter constantly bashing on it for how " stupid and pointless it is " uninformed FTL
1	I would like to see ed now please
0	Joe Richardson is SOOOOOOO good at playing guitar ,,, \n #not #annoying #much \n
1	Good Morning
0	goodmorning wondertweets day 3 of being sick .
0	Sure drunk hitchhiker on dark country road , I'll pick you up . #not
1	Thank you for the #FollowFriday !
0	Hahaha ... nah thou #Not I . RT : #Leo : Here's my number . Text me only ; I ignore my calls .
1	hmn . Maybe I'll pretend to buy running shoes then !
0	Stomach hurts like a bitch ! chem regents tomorrow
0	I can't DM u since u r not following me ... very hurt Let us know when would b a good time 2 to talk to you about your party
1	oops ... welcome what dee hell is going on with DM hater of yours ?!
1	that is a sign of aging , you know .... when people start to think of nostalgic moments
0	hahaha oh so that's what it is ! I completely believe you !!! #not #hishairislongenoughtocurlthough
0	you should of invited me love france , lol
1	That too I don't mind making mistakes either . There's hardly a point being too upset by something that is inevitable .
1	what's wrong with gays ??? my mums gay !! n I love her to bits ... it doesn't change a person ... are r for or against ??
0	so sorry to hear that
0	where r all the nice ppl ? The folks I've met recently are all pushy
1	I hear that how are you ?
1	hahahahhahha ! thank you .
0	LOVE LOVE him . that tease of Your Baby the end ... boooooo . still luv tho .
1	Happy , happy birthday , Sir !
0	Sotomayor caricatured as weirdly East Asian : & now as a pi ? ata ? : Blergh
1	is eating lunch at Sushi Tei , Sency yum ! met Ghina earlier
0	No it won't that's bullshit I think I've seen it before . I'm literally going to pee the bed because I'm too scared to get up
1	Club . Not let us in . Too drunk they said . We are done .
0	All I want is my dissertation mark back please , so I know if im gonna have to crawl under a rock and cry #hopeful ... #not
0	Roy Hibbert looks like he was a great all-star selection #sarcasm
1	And that means : SUMMER !
1	Thanks for the Twitter invite ! Another vice for me to contend with ! You guys rock !!
0	stuck at home , missing my dad .
1	woohoo , twitter reaction time games are fun
1	I'm Pinkberry Member of the month ! woot woot Go Lesa Go Lesa .... be jealous !
1	sounds lovely
1	ALL WE NEED IS LOVE .... ALL WE NEED IS LOVE ... ALL WE NEED IS LOOOOVE LOVE ... ALL WE NEED IS LOVE !!!!!
0	morning ! may is over which means i have to turn my callendar , bye bye danny ** sobbs ** ... oh wait ! june isnt so bad , hellooo dougie !
1	Headed to the kayak sale
0	Irritated going to bed then going back to school tomorrowww
0	not feeling too well I need el helpio
1	just got on active , and a job from them too shortly
0	Not feeling great .
1	haaaa MO has Truman Days and TX has Bush Daze .
1	I can only imagine - I'm so excited for you !!!!
1	off to starbucks to do some work
0	God I hate Romford , chav and yob capital of the world , bad times
1	having a professional looking blog is always nice to look at but remember that content is always king !
0	is worried Maci may have a broken left arm . Darn trampolines and Dad's that bounce little kids too high .
0	No amount of money can get me to go see the fault in the stars .... low key scarred ima cry lol #not
0	Wow our video sucked #not it was the best it got mrs szwed all wet
1	Thank you for all your happy birthday wishes , girls ! * mwah ! *
1	I'm living in NYC , so I figured a short road trip with friends would be nice ! Where's the better place to go ??
0	is it me or dose twitter seem really boring ? there's no games like on FB & i really don't care what celebs are doing from day to day !
1	tonight was fun
1	I offer my house .
0	Maybe he needs to go hump Obama's leg some more until he gets that tingling sensation back . #sarcasm #LapDogMedia
1	the princess is in here palace I missed home !!!
1	" on a single Apple-labeled computer " No way Rumacs are " Apple-labeled " . Maybe a sticker with fruit would help ?
1	Hey Kristen ! Good luck for the New Moon and I'm looking forward to see the next saga !
1	awww ! i didnt see this till now and edwin just left ! i knew you wanted some ! forsure tomorrow i'll make u a new batch !
0	Sarcasm is easier on the stomach than its truth , but just less filling . '' ~ Peat " >> TuneOfMySoul.com#verse << #truth #sarcasm #zen
0	this room that we got for changing , etc is NICE . wish we were staying here instead of that POS homestead suites on glenoaks in glendale
0	2 stops from home and the trains cock up . Buses are so godam slow
1	I love you too !
1	Tired , going to sleep now . Won't be going to cathouse tomorrow , need to buy new headphones and want to keep at least some of my money . =P
0	Omj this wheather has been great but will it last .... uh no !!! it never does in this country
0	wow this feeling rocks #sarcasm
1	You really deserve it ! congrats and that is the firstof so much more
1	steering damper probs on the dry bike ... read story from news on Tells you all there
1	Gooood morning ' , sechsy Twitterbugs !! ( esp my TBFs )
0	So effing tired .
0	What did I learn today ? Never post anything you've sold on ebay using royal mail . They lose it , I refund : compo's nowhere near - my bad
0	could the Mexicans lrn2spell English please #Irony
1	Haha i am not !
0	Tuesday and I are going to watch scary movies . And eat junk food . But no cookie dough .
1	I totally chug my coffee like it's water . I usually chastise ( sp ? ) myself for doing that-it's nice to know i'm not alone !
0	I don't wanna go to my cousins house
0	herself and her father already have loads of money to spend on food . i don't bad times . i bought her dvd ! it's something !
1	watching the hangover with and
0	It's time for bed but I'm not sleepy
1	totally just got hit on by one of her bar guests ! Ha ha ... Yay me !
1	happy birthday mr. phung .
1	Carter won student council president
0	Having a great time #Not getting #Dinner ready & telling my 4year old to get back to the #Corner #InTrouble
1	Loving this Sunday off I have a BUSY week in front of me . iPhone always seems to mess up everything you type ...
1	See , I told you ! Gym is bad for you but wine is good
0	why didn't you say hi ?! I was like heyy who are these cuties , and I thought it was you but you didn't say hi .
1	i'll be back later
1	Kanashi is the new granala bar of the century . everyone will eat like a japenese . OH YES .
1	oooooo happy birthday !!
1	Catching up on 90210
1	Out out out !!!
0	house is as hot as hell , stupid mom broke the air conditioner
0	i'm so tired .. i think it's my bed time . oh wait , i still have a 1000 things to do
0	but i'm from asia ... it's too far away .. huhu ..
0	11:30 PM local time . 9:30 PM body clock time . Feels like 1:30 AM .
1	Yikes ! We want comfortable couches ! We are working on replacing a bunch of them now . Hope the movie helped you forget your pain .
1	eating fooooooooooooood .
0	Taking Tim to the glen for some last minute shopping then off to the farewell bus
1	well whatever fills ur meter dude lol
1	Haha ! I think I'm going to have to agree . Just throwing that out there .
0	90 degrees , gross skies , and thunderstorms ... perfect match for my mood lol
1	Hey I'm Adam , nice to meet you
0	nights are passing days are burning .. i am feeling the pain #why #not
0	When you come home and try so hard to see your sisters and all they do is give you constant attitude . #WelcomeHome #not
1	Just gotta look at things with a positive outlook , things always get better . #truth #not #a #regular #tweet
0	So I actually know what I want to do , and my parents don't want to listen . Ugh . I need my graphic buddies to talk with .
1	See you soon indeed !
0	im making sweet love to my pepto bismol right now in between barf sessions
0	To all gringos celebrating Cinco de Mayo today - don't forget you're appropriating a Mexican holiday ! #sarcasm
1	FYI , there won't be anymore #spymaster tweets coming from me . Sorry for the spamminess
1	Getting ready for leavers ball , hoping my hair wont all drop out !
0	Tell me about it - he has ruined the sunbathing atmosphere !! If I go out I'll come back in with my clothes reeking of it
1	saying hello to Brooke & Patrick ( at Range with )
0	It's a Saturday night and I've been sitting at home since 5 ... Man what a life I have . #NOT
1	renewed my driver license without having to take the test and wait hours in line . Thaaaank youuuu uncle !
1	how's the press . con .? did you answer a lot of questions ? XD
0	RT : Being taken advantage of is cool #sarcasm
0	feel empty ...
1	Having a fun Saturday night ? Look Mad , you're doing it ! Tweeting , that is .
0	I love when people take hours to reply with a one word text . #not
0	" Judge your worth and value by what God says about you in His Word . "
0	Brevity is good for now until I sit down at the end and try to put everything in orde , so to speak .
1	I'm On A Boat - The Lonely Island . One of the funniest songs/videos ever . On that note , goodnight .
0	RT : Who needs money .... #sarcasm
1	trying out a new restaurant tonight , breadfruit jamacian spot BYOB , i'm excited !
1	I dunno yet , I'm in a club rather drunk in a club ! I got that booom boom pow what you doing ?
1	Agree !
0	haha , i knowwww . I'm pathetic .
0	lol I am glad that we understand at least . Sometimes , people are too serious
1	- I relate to that Grace .. especially the relational reality of coffee
0	There is only 1 way2stop #obamas F Up ! #impeach . Show terrorist consequences 4 #O going against policy of #NOT dealing with #Terrorist !
0	Sitting in a day long class .. No computer .. Sadness
0	sure am glad my Hawks did not let me down and chocked like my other ATL teams ! #sarcasm
1	hehehe Wasn't sure if that would offend or not , purely fun from my perspective ! MEMBER !
0	Im done and i saw you leaving the store
1	Graduating at 7pm on June 3rd . Congrats Seniors , We did it !!
0	hanging out with coach Palmer today from 8-6 pm . This should be a fun Saturday #not
0	awww ... i want a beautiful black man
1	Goodnight !!
0	D300 is sick and needs doctor . Very sad .
1	yup . im online !! just got back from school .
0	RUBBING IT IN MUCH ? why is there a wedding community person following me
1	try to ask wolfram alpha " are you skynet " ?
1	Off to the races ! The Red Bull air races , that is they're in town today ! I'll tweet some pics as the day goes on
0	Phil4 100% violates the harm principle and has been restricting my individuality for the past month #irony
0	My cousin is a cop .
1	flipping thru the channels at 4:30 am & i stumble across a convicting episode of sid the science kid about why sleep is good for you . #irony
0	headache
0	Heart to hearts before school are always great . #Sorry #That #Was #Sarcasm
1	Busy day but very productive
0	" I haven't been drinking I've just been with people who have " - age 17 .. Explains the smell of alcohol #not #hearditallnow
1	My Spanish teacher is going nuts , and i'm watching him , but i cant hear him . Its hilarious
0	I want 3.0 NOW , anyone had any luck yet
1	when I was around u , the few times , it was the joke side . but it's all good THX for being a cooperative tweet buddy !
1	gonna set my alarm 4 11 o'clock . music time all day !
1	You're on Larry King at this sushi place tonight and I keep getting distracted . I'm lucky my friends are undersanding
1	rats . And yes , thoroughly committed . Try , though
1	can I get a pound of twenties cut paper thin
0	work .. 15 mins late totally forgot i was supposed to way early
1	You could do both ! Stretching ears is cheap
0	jules , * hugs *
0	Why is it that when you don have a job there aint a job in sight ! But when your employed your hit up from every angle ! I NEED A JOB !
1	needs experienced FILMMAKER/GRAPHIC DESIGNER or similar to make quality TRAILER for new Liverpool play , PAID WORK !
0	feel like cryin
0	Waking up with a sore throat with less than 24 hours until graduation is fantastic #not
0	How the heck do i look 17 ? Life is weird , maybe the old people are losing their eyesight #legal #not #gettingold #shouldntcomplain
1	I'm Valbuenium from Youtube ! omg I love your vids !!
1	time to watch The Bachelorette
1	Ho ho
1	bye !
0	i almost feel bad waking her up just to give her a bath
1	Another amusing tweeter :
1	i wish i were in bed spooning with you right now ... i'm tired and i miss you ... plan on nap time later today . i love u !
0	If you yourself are struggling with alcohol or drugs dependency all I can tell you is that I just stopped cold fuckin turkey ! LOL #NOT #EASY
1	thanks
1	oldie but goodie I used to know EVERY word to this song ! Yep I was a Gin Blossoms fan ?
1	Follow my hubby - Law Professor , LGBT Rights Activist , Politician , and all around amazing guy #samesexsunday
1	nite nite . will chat 2morow . lol 5888
1	Goodmorning
0	Just tried hemp milk for the first time . I'm sooooooo stoned . #not
1	Optimistic this morning . Where was all of this optimism and peace Monday , Tuesday and Wednesday ?!
0	I know . My biggest diappointment is that they sat on the info for weeks and never approached management .
1	Teste Gtalk + Plurk + Twitter . O que sai no Gtalk , sai no plurk e vai pro twitter .
1	whipped cream .
0	I went to get a coffee but the kids got to the milk before I did , now I have a can of coke instead
0	Sorry all full for Wolverhampton keep in touch for more give aways
1	That was suppossed to be a DM . I am doing to many things at once .
0	The place to be at Wrigley Field . #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/ujSGbpU2LG
1	hihihi just emailed you re : my site update ! No rush la , when you are free ya ? thaaaaaanx !!!!
0	RT : No favoritism what so ever coming from Brian Hayward in this vs Ducks gm ! #sarcasm #ComeOn !!! How bout u…
1	Bishops lost to Paul Roos ... wow that sucks ... lol
1	Thinking about giving up on the internet . =/ Well that was a Horrible thought . ( Slaps self Back into reality )
1	RT : #Irony Secretive gathering of rich and powerful at #Bilderberg2014 actually has " Does privacy exist ? " on its agenda
1	is starting her pre europe diet today goodbye midnight snacks , goodbye iced tea , hello momol . HAHAHAHAHA !
1	Is learning how to lure men into her grasps ... With Kelly
1	Any stories of intuition or psychic-ness coincidence , synchronicity that you would be happy to share . Please dm email
1	Needs help deciding what to eat for lunch !!! I forgot my salad at home ..... Oooops
0	yes its 5am and for some reason I'm freaking wide awake
0	I love getting hit on and asked out by 50 year old men #not #goaway
1	good morning everbody !
0	yeah google !!! “ : Google's Motorola Mobility to close factory in Texas ; factory currently has about 700 workers . $GOOG” #not
1	Great the transplating worked . I think I'm too heavy handed with the roots when I do it . A lovely memory
1	wich one LOL
1	Come on carl froch good luck for tonight #not going to be a disappointing fight at all for both sides #beers going down lovely haha
1	birthday shoutout to Angelina Jolie , Betty Okino , and Horatio Sanz !!! who else ?
1	haha ; o same shit ! still ,
1	Back from the gym , finaly 5k running without pain in my knee since 3 weeks
1	couldn't agree more , start from their model of the world , most interesting negotiation of the year so far . Can't wait
1	smh * that's right ! 5 reps later - it's all fixed .
0	That awkward moment your family completely takes apart your room and you have to sleep on the couch #itscool #favoritechild #not
0	Very vexed for A&B twitter teacher
0	At sirjohnelton house and they drew on my cup . #Irony #Yolo #Swaggie #Lolz #HipsterPug instagram.com/p/om3oiPt0yc/
0	I wouldn't have guess that your #mcm was your boyfriend ! #sarcasm
0	Watching a doco about piano tuners . It's making me wish I had access to my piano again
1	With Paige , brad , and greg
1	Brewing some DD coffee ! :: nana_banana ::
1	good morning ! Another rainy day here in NE Alabama How is everyone today ?
1	Working tomorrow and then off to some fun adventures the rest of the week !
0	Bouta go for a night swim with da homies ! Haha , we're Soooooo cool ! #sarcasm
0	Pasukan na sa wed wow grabe wow so excited to see everyone :-) #NOT #chausse #ornah
1	looks like another beautiful day in good ol ' GR Maybe I will get a lil tan ..
1	oh i didn't mean u . just in general i had no responses at all to that and a whole bunch to the avatar q U use wp ?
0	" Who has the patience to put this many chocolate chips on one ice cream sandwich ? " I ask as I try to scrape as many off as possible . #irony
0	thx big sis .... i SOOOO wanna see u guys on saturday
1	i love pony tails .. and i have to work .. which means .. i HAVE to rock one
0	#not a creep-You never reply . Sounds like a productive day ! - have a Great Fun Day Sunday ! -no guilt trip-I chirp about it al !
1	Waffles in the morning , car was , then off to Cinncinnati for museum ... Yes I'm a geek
1	i'm still in bed and on the laptop ... yep borin !!!
1	Thanks for the Friday love as usual !
1	i SO wanna see that ! enjoy
0	Canadians " frankly " don't understand #Harpercrite commenting about other ppl not listening to #science ! #irony #vacine #cdnpoli #pnpcbc #cpc
1	You should learn the Single Ladies dance . And film it . In the full outfit .
0	Wow , that's pretty cool that you had/have them in your life for as long as u did . I know I missed out on that bond
0	Welcome to the cool side of the pillow . i wish my pillow was Billy Dee .
1	so what's this early morning song that ur singing ?!?!
1	yoo ur welcome
0	Pyne's latest press release " Keeping our commitments : Funding a National School Chaplaincy Programme " bit.ly/1hEMSXD #irony
1	No Knead Bread is in the oven baking . Will be ready for breakfast for my guests .
1	Oh my my . I read those books but only took them as books ! Good luck with that one
0	I'm so happy that Estrella doesn't offer Bio 202 over the summer !! #great #sarcastic
1	if i ever get round to touring round the US i'll bring you box
1	Pop pong with my straightedge friends !
1	wow . today was nutty . hung with the fam , chilled with my fiance ... and basically just enjoyed it . Good times .
0	Is missing strawberry fair booooo
0	That's what they've been doing 2 some us with the felicity/olicity stuff . I have proof . ratings . #sarcasm
1	just commented onlinacyxx's blog , nice header by the way .
0	Where have you gone Jamie ????????????? your not on twitter no more
1	stay focus ! do not lose it
0	To the dentist ! braces suuuuuck (
1	wth ?? you had John Incred . Pizza w/your favorite cousin !... how dare you !
1	Should clarify : we'll be in after Roger Federer makes history at the French Open . #goroger #rolandgarros
0	when I get bored , I clean . then I experiment with my makeup . #fablife #not
1	did you run out of pasta or need some new shoes ? switzerland is close so drop by for some chocolate ;)
0	Surely you have an open door policy for your home ? So funny , a socialist extolling the virtues of private property . #irony
0	make it later please ... I am in getting in meeting from 11am till 4.30 pm
0	Sorry I need to put a smiley face in every text just so you know I'm happy ... #sarcasm
1	hi , I'm good , how about you , had a nice day up in chester , seeing my son and daughter
0	My legs are tthe color of popsickle sticks , scratch that my whole body is that color I need a tan .
1	Oh they're adorable . I dunno about cuddly - they do have SPIKES after all . But they are responsive if they're well socialized .
1	I have so much fun and smile so much on date nights . Love him . So lucky to have such awesome parents to watch ben too ! Love my life !
1	shouldn't be funny but some of it well ... just sayin
0	Another fine example of a responsible gun owner . #NOT #tcot #gunsense
0	what's that mean ? Lol did you miss me ? Lowkey I did
0	6/15 dons ... no good
0	fudge . Its not being green . Or lovin a marley man either ! but I am down with being IfLooksCouldKillMs . Hill
1	I'm good . It's noon & I'm just eating my breakfast My kinda day ! It has been a busy week ! I'm sorry you're workin ' : 0 )
1	goodnight .
1	Watching #thedailyshow , then #colbertreport and after that #conanobrian
0	bummer ... my session with a long time blog stalker had to be rescheduled after her cutie pie son had a fall today ... scraped up his face
0	I've had a perfectly wonderful evening . This wasn't it . #sarcasm
0	Woke up and couldn't get back to sleep
0	Yeah so tonight was wonderful #sarcasm
1	dear TehKu's friends .... if you have time , please drop your review on for TehKu . We hope to get our ranking higher THANKS
0	I fear your evil closet of awesome clothes and Broadway costumes .
0	Training these nurses is fun . I should be a teacher . #Not
0	buh-bye
1	I am , fortunately , not in the running . Plus Apple would be mighty disappointed if I migrated with the Lost Tribe .
1	Well so far so good this morning , looking forward to finishing already though . lol . Roll on my 4 day weekend
0	at dancing again as per usual ... i'm HUNGRY ! i'm not having tea til 7 ...
1	Hey Names Charlene . I see yoiu live in NY and like ashley . i love getting to know new people . comment back
1	Got off work early ! Wanna play now ... anyone wanna join me ? Lol
1	Sorry , haven't been here all weekend - belated thanks for the followfriday !
0	I'm good but sad , today is my last day of vacation ! back to work tomorrow !
0	... and some very good homos ! I've not eaten there for a looooong time
0	Love the staged Crosby jersey signing on NBC . It didn't look fake at all . #Sarcasm
1	coz , idk . But i made it better Naw , he does not . He's lame , haha ^^
1	it really is . the first time I saw it I think it took me three days to get through the whole thing .. De Niro had me spooked
1	good morning !
0	Heading home - church starts in 8 hours
0	I had a sausage egg biscuit from mcdonalds . I haven't done my outside patrol yet .
1	needs to stop tweeting LOL
1	I was supposed be sleep but have truly enjoy reading about ur nite and ur ppls music and lack of a besty here in tx .
0	That therefore means I have lost 30 marks . Great . #sarcasm
1	finnished the 1-hour exam in 15 mins with 92.5% relaxing in the glorious sun for 45 mins now before my lesson .
0	“ : If you're happy and you know it , go to hell . ” \nI clap my hands clap our hands satan clap his hands #hell #
1	i have some great news for debra !!!! and can't wait to share it
1	I've got 100 !
1	this might be my fave look from you loves it !
1	Way to go KB way to go 24 of 24 FT's that's all I can say LET " S GO )))))))) Lakers )))))))))))
0	' s filling up my home page with hockey and other ppl's tweets sound like accusations
1	yea .. i loved that movie .. i cried ... joel would hav loved it , definitely
1	I'm just feeling uplifted
0	me too
1	ok so rainbow or sesame street which one rocked your lil world when young
0	Between photo editing , writing reviews , and updating Dreaming Of Faith , I've gotten nothing done today .
0	i would if i had something to smile about lol iv had the worst couple of days
1	#asylm ASK BOYS IF THEY HAVE TWEETERS HAVE FUN !
1	bahahaha to pete <33 goodnight twitter world ! jamies not here this weekend ; so i shall be sleeping in ! goodnight ; again !
1	woooo my ipod is fixed !!!
1	got back from the valley at 9 this mornin :S never drinkin again ! what a great night
1	im right here haha
1	you rock it wanna have u in Switzerland for a Gig ...
0	Man i love when the outside smells like weed #not #disgusting
0	Lololol this day just keeps getting better an better . #not
0	So has a great show and is great at interviewing people . It makes sense that his show would be cancelled . #not
1	imma go out in the garden and tan my milk bottle legs Tweet Away Later =D
0	HEYYY !!!! i may not be on the internet for the next two days ( i probably will be though ) cause i have exams
0	the pink training bra I sent to went unnoticed . the one sent to made him laugh !! Epic !!
1	yes ma'am i like it . cleanin , then party
0	Oliver North thinks it's a bad idea to negotiate with the enemy #irony rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/05/…
0	My macro professor seems to think that the U.S. is going to be able to pay off the $17 trillion debt at some point . #yeahright
1	Getting ready for Toronto !!
1	Is on her break eating food .. Off in 2 hours then eating with my family
1	very cute puppy - looks like what i am planning to do tomorrow
0	Always great when you're at the #dentist and this song comes on youtu.be/4dOsbsuhYGQ #mellencamp #irony #pain
1	On the way to London , friends do check-in for me since I am late to airport
0	i just ate 2 treasure troves ! i feel so fat hahah
0	Just what we needed a 45 min rain delay at the state meet ! #not
0	Just wake up . I'm ill . xx
1	Oh my . We are spamming the world with LuckyWheel .
1	interesting ... it's hard to tell who is real on these things . You had about 100 tweets under Malibu today btw .
1	I need to go soon , eyelids drooping , but I said I'd be here
1	just get up with and send him pics/info and he'll take care of it
1	off to wash the dishes .
0	RT : Our biggest achievement yet ~ dailypotatonews.com ~ facebook.com/dailypotatonews #sarcasm #funny #SarcasticTweet
1	Yes very pretty
0	that's what I'm hearing . One of the original angels .
0	2000 yen artbook from you ...
1	stephennnn , I'm following you , waiting to eat ur brainz
0	There a young team , Hater ... Lol
1	Sincere thanks to , and for all the support for my new radio program . You guys are just the best !
1	if I give you cash and a grope will you get me one of the Dollhouse DVD sets at comic con ?
1	I am not must be you who is team capitain because it isnt me i am just the flirting girl lol XX
0	is so tired
0	listening all time low-remembering sunday . it's such like my own story . i almost crying hear this
1	is it ? :O im gonna get that
0	so well rested and prepared for the chem test today #not
0	wtf ? it's supposed to rain the next 10 days ??! CT YOU ARE SADDENING ME
1	i wanna lay outside tomorrow and tan ! ps i figured it out
1	Yay later on I'll attempt to convert you to a full on SafetySuit fan ;)
0	The #irony of getting pulled over in #cyprus when your #OverTheLimit and THIS is your #numberplate . … instagram.com/p/o-nmw7m7nd/
0	Today I was given feedback that I was insensitive . That was the only thing they told me , nothing positive ... #irony
1	I know as all the countries vote for their friends and neighbours so to speak we were lucky to finish so high up
1	Going on a lonnnnnng vacay to Seattle , Seaside , Portland , and Sacramento at the end of July !! Thank you Hay-zus !
0	Sad day man arlovski is one of my fav fighters of all time
0	haha I know , maybe I should've included #sarcasm
1	do it you wont be sorry !
1	I'm back ... Didn't eat as much as I wanted to . Need to do some sacrifices in order to get back in shape ... pwahaha
1	i'm doing an assignment ' bout viralmkt guys , found u on google .. quite interesting what u'r doing ! could be helpufully
1	First and foremost-ly , the Westport Nerdfighter Gathering I'm RedHotMollie on YT if you hadn't gathered that already xD
1	Thnks for the follow ... Feel free to twit me whenever !!!
1	is doing the last day of school " Happy Dance "
0	Being woke up at 2:30 am by a crying baby&being told that her mom wants her to cry to sleep is the best feeling in the world #no
1	/profile . php ? id = 1443820073&ref = ts thx for being such a good friend
0	Funny ? #Not :-( I wish I'm stucked in .... say 32 :-)
1	yuki is very pleased her scan has comfirmed she is pregnant
1	RE : twitterholic ..... wondering if the 12-step group for that would be called T
1	Well , I love the first reason and that's good enough to keep me in my HDB .
1	I love finding money ! HK$290 less to save for xmas ! Which means u have 29GBP to spend NOW !!!
1	Working from home I've used Windows 7 on my Mac far more than OSX The good news is , it flies on the MBP
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1	I don't know , but I know " who let the dogs out ! "
0	nope ... I get that too Think maybe 02 aren't supporting MMS on iPhone yet ?
1	Ahh thats where i go the 6 year old fact . good old radio one ! what exams do you have tomorrow ?
0	I'm currently living in hell compared to when i was in Europe a couple of weeks ago . Literally missing… instagram.com/p/nuaTXQBTgw/
1	Demi ur soooo not fat or watever ppl are telling u hun !! Ur extremely BEAUTIFUL and ppl r simply jealous so forget them !! Luv u
0	Yesss Geography time #irony I hate this fucking subject so much
0	I've punished myself by not allowing myself to watch #GoT until I finish this paper . I guess you could say it's somewhat working . #sarcasm
0	bread is baking ready for lunch with my lovely mummy today -I now need to tackle the housework
1	Taking a quick shower .
0	you're so great . Thanks for resolving all my issues in a reasonable fashion #Not #SwitchingtoVerizon
0	I'll fill you up , up cause I got the premium ! Please rescind your tweet about changing up the lingo & girls twats . Me no likey
1	Rt Annette -It is fun , when i start i get kinda stuck .. like in here or Blip .. ~ ~ I'll check in l8r for coffee ~ Cool ! x Thanks ! x
0	I love skimboarding so much . I think I may have gotten a tan . But probaly not . I do have pink eye again though
0	#Sarcasm fb.me/2jL6tius9
1	good morning twitterbugs dealin w/ an HBCU can be so frustrating sometimes ... thank GOD they have better ppl Meharry than Howard
1	thank you for letting us to read love you and your blog <3 xx
0	Boko Haram are such brave men . Weilding guns & kidnapping little school girls . They are real fighters . #cowards #sarcasm #BringBackOurGirls
0	Teenagers are just too much hard work Am shattered with my girl ! No rule book .. what a mess .
1	Just ate my breakfast , now trying to write something off my chest ,... my blog will soon have 200 posts . Woohoo ...
1	better not b about me ! J/k
0	oh no ! that's no good - hope it settles soon - my little one gets bad fevers so know how you feel hope all is ok soon x
0	180 cards being put to good use at Target HQ #Irony pic.twitter.com/ybRsfMmQka
0	Is going for a gym punishment
0	I am trying to figure out this twitter thing & am 100% confused ! I guess I really am getting old
0	just found out how much camping is a nightmare . 2 and a half hours to put up a tent and wind and rain all night bad times
0	You know what ? You are just like a DICTIONARY to me , without the -TIONARY though . #TittyTuesday #Sarcasm
1	outside in the yard starting a veggie garden
1	I've come to the conclusion that you're my favorite artist EVER . You produce amazing music . Do i sound smart >.<
1	second exam done , just one more2go
1	helllo who wants to talk jesus i loveyou
0	who the fuck cares where the fucking ring of fire is and all its bloody trenches FUCK . head ache
1	showertime . might be back on . ill send a tweet if i get to stay up and see the surprise
1	I can't believe it is not cocaine ! ( it's good I don't have an iPhone , it could be addictive !
0	damn your right . i never thought of that dear god ! well at least i can say i gave it another go LOL
1	HAHA oh its fantastic
0	GRRRRRRRRRR ! Alright , i think i'm done with my venting .
1	Falling asleep to some day26
0	so much rice and tofu I think I like the drinks there alright though .
0	Wants Mauds ice cream real bad stupid england don't sell it
1	must sleep , big day tomorrow . two tests AND class registration for next sem . ahh ! goodnight , twitterers
1	TWEET >>> : Davido works like he's been broke all of his life while Wizkid works like he's been rich from birth . #Irony
0	Guess I'm in for the night the perils of knowing absolutely nobody in #Massachusetts
0	It's right across the street basically and I can't eat pizza anymore
0	Back from shinny , still awake at 3am . Need to get up in a few hours to go work on cars . Would be a good day to end my spelunky streak . #not
0	Yeah hopefully ! On the downside , the days start getting shorter after today . Hate that .
0	Who's gonna keep me company ?
0	gonna have so much fun going to see Miranda on my own or not at all lol yay #not
1	new hills please ??
0	Might consider sleeping outside tonight , glad I have an extremely righteous mother #not #sodone
0	And I have my hardest ap test at 8am in the morning .... life just loves me #sarcasm #goodnight
0	nope I have my driving lesson in the afternoon ! wooooo ! wish me luck hahaa
1	Information age is the keyword . Why should I be worried when all I am is several kilobytes of innocuous data right ?
1	after occasionally playing those crane games to win prizes throughout my life I've finally managed to win . 2 times in 3 days even
1	me 2 they rock
1	Oh man i wish shatner was in star trek , but hey nimoy was there ! check out the full movie :
1	I have great friends , great castmates , a great new city i've discovered , a fulfilling career , my wits about me ... 27 Ain't lookin ' so bad .
1	That sounds great !
1	Aww , sorry you're bored hon ! Play Airport Tag ? Which airport are you stuck in ... some are better than others . #ballashoughband
0	Some guy just said he wanted to spank me
1	Oh shit lol have fun Why aint they together . I miss having some one older than me like knowing i love him . But its cool i aint trippi ...
1	I forgot how much I love coasters
1	going for my walk . gotta burn off the beer
1	hey I won a customised tshirt in a twitter competition earlier
0	but too bad i can't go BOO !!! oh well , if its destined to happen it will
1	Thank you !
0	its so professional to be an hour late for your clients appointment #not
1	I fucks witchu2 .
1	finally !!!!! comfortable in my bed
0	went to the mall today , no shoes bout to get some pizza we been pizza eatin fools lately
1	Just chilling here ... nothing special to report
1	That is the sweetest loveliest thing for you to say . You made me smile . Thank you for that .
0	At least the adverts provide some momentary respite from The JCB song ...
0	Been thinking things way too much ...
0	Jealous . We should hang out soon .
0	I just noticed jay z produced 2k13 and put both nas and prodigy on the soundtrack when he dissed both in the same song #irony
1	you are lovely-crazy ! The best kind . now , get cracking on those tweets !
1	heyyyy twit !
1	And if you're accused of being both in the same day , that's when you know you're presenting a pretty balanced view !
0	deciding wether or not to go to the barn , the outdoor is probably underwater .
0	You are right , even i observed the difference between the Indian version and US version , shame { w.r.t : }
0	So apparently USA is a Muslim nation now ... hmm ... gonna miss everyone connect today !
0	I'm walking down Warwick St in Mont #Irony #GodHasHumour
1	Great day going out again .. Marsascala anyone ? #fb
1	that's not mitchel's twitter . he changed it now to .
1	there have a lot of changes in the past year . It has only been weeks for me
0	still no picture for me
1	plenty of variety , no two jobs are the same so always have to engage the brain
1	good , Thankyou
1	-- Yes indeed ! Minus the coffee for me though !
1	get a loal of newspaper . Setting on fire and put it in between snake fighting life . Strong food and string drink . - Underworld .
1	Listening to reports that Letterman apologized ! Did he read my blog ? He sure did follow its advice .
0	Hmm , no , it's working for me . See if you can get the EA download manager in and put your code in there and see if it accepts .
0	$VRNG always nice to see those patents and secret mictosoft patents in action #NOT #WHATSTHEPLAN
1	check out some of my latest images on my blog
1	congrats on making it to final 2 , i'm an aussie supporter of yours , goooooooodluck your voice is amazingggg xx
1	: mmmmmmmm mee to
0	The Talk , a collection of down to earth mothers trying to chill with their teenagers . #cool #not
1	lucky you !
1	My car is getting an oil change . I'm getting it ready for our K.U.R.T.S ! Ahhhh can't wait !
0	BORED . Now I'm back on Twitter and no one is here boo hoo
0	got to much sun !! Glad it is a cloudy day today besides I have to work
0	wonderful weekend off spend studying
1	hey jared ! i love v factory ! u guys rock !!
1	thats Shaun Micallef !!! and hes a god ! best to spell his name right
0	Wish tomorrow would hurry so I can go to work .. At least I'll have some to do #happybdaytome #sarcasm #whatever
1	watchin narnia with fantaci , megan and arial love this movie
1	Thank You Mother A GOOD MOM _ Honor Her - Or ya going to PISS Me OFF !!! MY MOM ! dink
0	I have to work tomorrow morning .
1	Exactly - it's HIS movie , we are not the stars !
0	Roy Hodgson is a tactical genius , got England buzzing here . #not
0	Distracted driving is cool because it's one of the main reasons for car accidents , am I right !? #sarcasm
1	think you should start watching TVB dramas . Macha priya here btw
1	Tacos with the family . What a great weekend it's been !
1	Not a bot ... but thanks for playing .
1	DO IT - DO IT - DO IT ! PS : I loved you on Weeds ( and Celia ... hehe of course ! ) any chance you'll come back ???
0	That sucks big time
0	I always forget about the cleaning woman
0	" Oh , I'll probs have some space left in my suitcase " . #not #dreams #packingdisasters #firstworldproblems #explosion
1	For some unknown reason my broadband just got super fast - twice as fast as yesterday
0	has a sinus & ear infection
0	Florida !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just got back from the beach and I'm now lounging around the house ... so sad that tomorrow is my last full day here !
1	Playing the waiting game ... They're running late . On the plus side , i smell like strawberries
1	- You shared the beer with someone , right ? Right ???
1	is finally tweeting . Yay , made my day
0	#TAKE YOUR CHOICE\nUKIP MEP says #ABSENCE of #WHITE FACES in Ilford London WORRYING #RACIST ? \n #NOT ENOUGH #BLACK FACES in BBC #RACIST ?
1	Loving this weather !!! Never sunny in manchester and now it is woooo and is sooooo excited to be signed off at college tomorrow ! xx
0	screen fixed . screen broken again .
0	In a really productive mood but I'm stuck watching the painters ... Gonna be a fun day #not
0	i could have tweeted more i'm gonna work harder ! #familyforce5 ! #familyforce5 #familyforce5 #familyforce5 #familyforce5
0	Love that gets right to NHL right after the game . #WeTheNorth and obviously want more hockey . #sarcasm #RTZ
1	Thanks for following me
0	I'M JUST HAVIN A HARD TIME LATELY I'M JUST SO DEPRESSED
0	my peyos are finally coming in and it's only been fucking 9 years since I was bat mitzvahed . L'chaim! #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/j1A1nSWTyZ
1	I'm so addicated to Twitter .. Mom just left to go to a special event her friend is hosting .. Home alone .
1	my grad dress pictures are on facebook
0	Does ungrad on the east side of town while living on the west side , does grad school on the west side after moving to the east side . #IRONY
0	well if anyone knows about brands losing its luster , he'd be an #authority . Believe him . #not #fail
0	In tropical tourism destinations , fatal snake bites are not considered a good marketing tool . Though there are ... bit.ly/10BXCBY
0	You are so clever . #not This UbisoftUK account is a fake . Using this to gather clicks/RT . Goes to show how much research you do .
0	Hey guys , what are your phone #s ? BTW - I'll be staying at Grand Hyatt again & forgot my DS charger
0	I love how twitter tells me when I follow someone \nLike Oh I didn't know I clicked the follow button for this person\n #sarcasm #
0	So I'm not the only one pissed at her this AM either then . Score ! Dude . Her picks . WTF ? I can't believe she got rid of my Jake !
0	Hope you're having a blast at graduation \nTruly a life changing experience #not \n #overrated
0	I really appreciate that you decided to finally put your blinker on as your already turning #thanks #not
0	I love traveling hundreds of miles away so my parents can fight #not
1	yes .... yes it is
1	Alexander Rybak has russian roots so I'm proud of him People , did you learn Russian ? )))))))
1	cold beer on a fridayy night
0	life goes on , the ear is still a pain with healing , its NOT happening Hate to think I am back to the dr , no insurance SUCKS
1	i can see summer on the horizon
0	They have to squeeze in all this stuff right at the end Maybe they'll let it run over a bit ? #Tonys
0	hiring Vinny Del Negro sounds like a great idea to keep Kevin Love around . #not #hireFredHoiberg
1	watched the wife and m-in law paper the living room at the weekend . i dod the man jobs , electric and that looks really good though !
0	Oh hey a non finish to the main event of #Raw ? Shocking . That never happens . #Sarcasm
0	it'll take a while , my connection is a bit slow
1	Salsalicious ..... is what and are !!!
1	Have a blast ! Do the BTTW girls proud ! U have the best hubby !!
0	oooooh i had made a get well soon too late :'( R.I.P Little angel Toby , Im so sorry Kieran ...
0	buuuuuuu I want to sleep ... and I havent finished homework ...
1	PROTIP : Finish translation work before deadline . Celebratory procrastination until after it's passed .
1	Finally awoken from some much needed rest . I know its late in the morning ... But time to tear up a bowl of some Golden Grams .
0	we #Dont , & ( I Stress ) , We - Do - #Not Nigga Block followers unless the Follow then #Unfollow , <------------
0	RT : Omg ! took down a poster outside . What lengths will they go ??!! #sarcasm #elections2014 htt…
1	, I think Dad is taking after you . He gets all congested when flying . Don't forget to take the real sudafed when going to China
0	headache's are like splinters under my fingernails ... at least to me they are
1	planning Underworld marathon . Lycans , vampires , all of them v-ing ! love it !!
0	Drunk Brittany and Mr. Rat : Episode 2 shar.es/V7krI #humor #sarcasm #politicallyincorrect
0	wo yao chi town
0	Hopefully senses the intended humor here and doesn't take it as a personal attack from a white male pundit . #irony
0	So , yeah ... #NotAllNuns eh ? There * were * decent ppl in those horror houses ! Speak up ! It's never too late to do the * right * thing !
1	thanks I have yet to see if he will be able to do it . Haven't bought a skateboard yet .
0	Nervous about going back to the dentist today at 11 . ( getting the final crown put on ) . This SHOULD be my last appt . for a while .
1	that's a great idea !
1	tankard of homemade wine = pissed hannah of joy
0	Know what's awesome ? 6 months of job searching with only 1 interview in which I didn't get the position . Best thing ever !! #sarcasm
0	Neglected my Tweetdeck for a couple of days . Sorries .
0	pcs are very frustruating . and ruin flashdrives .
1	OH WAIT I'M AWAKE . INTERVENTION IS NOW ON HULU .
1	Take your time love . Just call me when YOU ( not me ) is ready .
1	Listening to Slipknot for the first time in years . They sound much better without all the hype All I've got , all I've got is ... NSync
0	Back in rainy reston ... With a wife who has two stitches in her finger
1	I think my ex-boyfriend should probably stop posting passive aggressive tweets about me . just sayin
1	I need all the positive energy u can send out . I'm hoping 2make a lot of $$ 2day . Thanx in advance !
1	Listening to Battlefield by . It's an amazing song . Can't wait to see the music video .
0	no good why would he be mad ?
0	Why do people use like a million hashtags on Instagram ? \n #It #Is #So #Not #Necessary
1	haha yeaah . omg i got butterflys there ! i'm so excited ! aaaaaah !
1	I just saw UP today , so yup BOTH movies rock !!!
1	Hey lady ! How is your day ! I say little makeup ! I dont like to wear a lot unless I have too !
1	Wasting the day
0	Seems like they're not following me back
1	It's those that have to please us that must learn We try to be patient !
1	Needs people to text on his trip . Any takers ? See my profile for the digits .
0	Monday's come too often
1	omg ! why cant i stop thinkin abt him .... loll
1	finna get right an lay it down woman down
0	RT : It is my hearts desire to stand here and listen to you decide on you want to eat . #not #serverlife #waitressproblems
1	Jayk you're incredible . We're both huge fans , hope to work with you one day We opended for the band 6 hour standoff check out --
0	he unreal lol #not if u get lambert to replace him then happy days looks end of scummers all players going lol
0	so i bring u the sun , and u dont even appreciate it ?
0	Did I get a call back from that famous producer #not !
0	After today I wish I could be done with hospitals for a while Hopefully I will be after this week ...
0	I'm sad . someone stole the front of my cars radio and now i can't listen to tunes
1	thanks for the info downloading now
1	haven't updated in a while . html code has been eating my brain for the last couple of days . am a zombie now .
1	theyve been improving lately . so we as bruneians should support them hehee yes you willl find something to buy .
0	Cant wait to see all these snapchat stories of people who think its cool to get drunk . #Not
0	I wonder how many tweets are published every hour that are read by 0 people . #publishingmessagestotheworld #irony
1	2 Family Learning workshops this week , clay plaques Barncroft Infants & Poly Propelene Jewellery Front Lawn Juniors !!
0	Yay ! I finally finished my trangular rubik's cube but I can't get the photo up , three let me down
0	I'm having this problem , too . I wanna do a Creative Industries minor .. why aren't more artsy things in the bachelor of arts ?
1	back from an amazing easter vacation
0	Oh boy , it's prom picture season . #sarcasm
1	oh , mis see tweetdeck on ?
0	oops , first link broke Follow the second ! ( this one ) product_id = 237382 xx
0	i fell alone right now ..
0	can't sleep . this is really unusual for the weekend . too much on my brain .
0	damn cavs , fuck cleveland sports all together dammit i guess i'll say the famous cleveland sports fan saying now . " . better luck next year "
1	bed timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee see you tomorrow
0	You’re like the first slice of bread in the bag . Everyone touches you , but nobody really wants you . #insultoftheday #sarcasm #lol
1	Quick thank you to our 1st 100 ( or so ) followers Feel free to contact us for any advice on science and dialogue
1	Ever something unbelievable , strange or weird happened in pattaya ? Just smile , because TiT - This is thailand
1	FOUND MY PERFECT WEDDING DRESS TODAY . LOOK LIKE A TOTAL PRINCESS IN IT OUT AND ABOUT NOW
1	lol ... I would too ! Luckily for my followers I'm not in front of a TV right now !
1	home from a productive morning w/ ; and kids , selling books at Half Price and then spending the money on lunch at Torchy's
1	To him who asked , my epitaph shall read " Crazy Beautiful . Lived Loud , No regrets . " Ask me again next year .
1	let the sun shine in , face it with a grin , smilers never lose , and frowners never win
0	The #irony of #PC meaning " politically correct " and " personal computer " where 99% of the non-PC happens . #thingsyoucantunsee
0	worst stomach ache ever
1	Have some ideas how to combine Google Wave with online marketing functionality ...
0	Girl in front of me at the checkout in was denied sale of alcohol despite her passport because they " don't accept foreign ID " #irony
0	Since Ive deleted the twitter app on facebook . Ive slipped on my facebook status updates
1	More followers - still assessing how this works
0	RT : The definition of #irony ..... mullets we're involved in this spectacle I guarantee pic.twitter.com/Mj8K9OMRCK
1	I can talk now but i'm still sick but I'm not in school
0	Burnt to a crisp because i wasnt inside all day and forgot to put on sunscreen #genius #not
0	double jumper weather .. right now its 5 degs outside ... plus freezing wind cuz i live on the coast !
0	Ouchie !!! Hope your feeling better soon !
0	i cant wait to spend this beautiful day at work #sarcasm
1	oh yeah send me the video too !
1	sorry 4 the late reply . We don't yet ship the the US , but will happily ship to your bestie in Wgtn Thanx for the follow
0	Hahaha . Frisbee golf is gonna be huge ( In my Kenny Bania from Seinfield voice ) . #not
0	Dad is making me watch NASCAR . O wait wait , it's another left turn ! Woah ! #sarcasm
1	" Do you know WHO would send me a 48 count box of ' Pop Rocks Color Explosion ' candy ? "
1	thanks
0	shout out to for texting me back last night #bestcousinaward #not
1	churchh . then down to Winthrop for hitting . meeting at Quaker Steakkk
0	i'm gon miss my lil ' crazy niece for 8 days & 9 nights ... she's gon ' be in the Philippines ..
1	I am officially coming back to reality tomorrow Transitioned 1st w/ email , kids at school , laundry , course this w/e .
0	I do not like it either
0	. TSS of 270.9 today thanks to reverse run ( 11.7 )-bike ( 66 ) brick workout . That was super-awesome ! #sarcasm
0	no party tonight .
1	an iPod touch or an iPhone would be handy . Or a book mayhaps ?
0	Wishing i could watch lost right now ... that would be nice .
0	i perfer george foreman grill i miss my grill
0	well this is a great way to start the night . #not
0	No More .. Procrastinating .. No Sleep .. Bad o.O #NeverAgain .. #YeahRight :)
1	My QueenAdreena albums have nearly finished downloading && I dunno what to get off Amazon this time ...
0	Best note change he's ever decided to , watching this over and over again ! #amazing #perfect #not #change
0	Apparently , the Argentinian Police Department chose the rooster as an emblem because it's always alert . #Sarcasm : Like our dear policemen !
0	The best part of my day was probably earlier when I was ambushed at my car as I was leaving and bitched at .... #not
0	Nice talking to you .. Like always #Sarcasm
1	YOU WERE EATING M&MS !??! no way no way NO WAY !! I am so proud . * sniff *
0	Got new phone battery . \n*Superglues it to phone*\nNow , if I lose anything , it's everything !!! #Sarcasm
1	Extreme Makeover Home Edition made me weepy .
1	won YAAAAAAAAY and I voted for her .. like the million fans also did .. whatever
1	go on try it a spring a hop and a jump
1	Okeeeeeeeeeeeee ... but can u still give me the link to the download ?
1	That's why I only follow one per person
1	exactly 5 weeks until we get to take home a new puppy names : jamie or marcy ?
0	RT : Sehwag is smashing the balls on the fields and ppl are smashing dhoni on twitter . #Irony
0	I love listening to the radio while I'm on the phone . #not
0	My favourite part of the summer is when guys can roll down their windows and yell at me #not
1	IDK who . errrrr .... I mean WHAT you do
1	YES !!
1	That's what you get when you do very fine work
0	Its mine
1	what's the point ??? ???? ????????????????? ????? ? ????? ????? ????????
1	Rooting for you , Susan Boyale ! You've got fans even here in the US of A .
0	yeh I can hear that & made me laugh . Though I know he'd only like that knowing he would then look the better of the duo ! #NOT
0	I'm sure someone said that Babs was a librarian too #irony #mccann I think she's just a WUM
1	nah , but im down to throw a verse on there !
1	yeah . i was just wanting to give you the official pics of my hair so you can print them out .
0	Ah , the joys of dating . #sarcasm
0	Not a good day coding things are slowly coming togther though ...
1	We choose what we want in life & not let our life decide what we own ! Brenda Goh
0	I know !! So sad
1	Good Morning Lovelies its 7 am and I am UP My only day I have to work is a Tuesday until I find another job !!!
1	This year's edition of A state of trance is just awesome John O'Callaghan , Andy Moore , Signum & others . Go Armin ! #trance #musicmonday
0	It's such a special thing when you get a nice big blister on your heel !!!! #sarcasm
1	setting people
1	Today I heard people saying what's wrong with society . Hmmm , society asking society what's wrong with society . smh #irony
0	And so begins the wondrous adventure that is called " summer school " ... #sarcasm #wasthisagoodidea ?
0	Did somebody stop time ? 6 o'clock has never seemed this far away
1	wow u cant win me over with truffles chocolate .
0	Not exactly a sterling silver end to racism : People who enjoy viewing with alarm or pointing with pride had a ... dlvr.it/5blN9w
0	Just a regular day in may in fort mcmurray #sarcasm #ymm #wtf #snowfallwarning #snow #spring #notspring #alberta pic.twitter.com/lsIiFMHGSw
1	morning ... its going to be a good day !
1	About to snuggle down with jo and watch a film xxx
1	according to bbc4 & Wikipedia there are 3 more episodes #Wallander #its #not #over #yet !
1	loooving the Diana+ camera ! i want onee .
0	Zach always saying he is babysitting #Not #Playingwithhimslef #CallofDuty #Alone
0	uh oh ... you will have to fill me in . sorry
0	It's funny how money changes situation .. miscommunication leads to complication ... I miss Lauryn Hill
0	how do you like your 5d/mark2 ? The kits are all on backorder around where I live .. boo hooo .
1	Great day at church today .
1	has finally reinstalled expert WP on to the site and is now re doing the settings
1	haha me too
1	No problem . I'm just sharing the whole list to you .
0	It doesn't say good things that I'd rather people assume I'm a bitch than explain my behavior to them . Not exactly communicative am I .
0	" : I just love being out of the loop .... #not " #mylifeforever
0	don't suppose it'd be possible to get a signed start something album cover , someone broke into my car and nicked my one
1	imma just got outta bedd & realizedd it's saturdaii . wootwoot ! noo skooll . xD goinn ' meetin dis guy maa mate's datin ' online . weird much ?
0	i ended up getting like a 30 minute late headstart so i rushed while shaving my legs and now i have cuts .
1	DEMIII ! i so wanna hear your new album i can relate so much to your music , its unbelievable .
1	still cracks me up : . alignRight { text-align : left ; } . this code is from real life
1	nice piece on terri-bly prone in the biz post
1	Gym at 23rd first ! Then gym at 19th ! What's the addiction ( I wonder ) May b the instincts are driving crazy
1	cotton on kids haha its quite fun actually lol
1	Mingling with an Asda driver tonight #not awkward , they are apparently human !
0	you can't afford ? 5 ? damn
0	Aww thanks for that , I'll have a look , but #cheaper #london #areas are just #not #for #me ! I line it #central !
0	Shame on for scheduling maintenance on a Friday at midnight , some of us are still working ... Next time , a weekday please
1	Die Nespresso Citiz & Milk . In rot !
1	GOOD GIRLS IS MY JAM LITERALLY JUMPING ON MY BED SCREAMING THE LYRICS
1	yes love it runs in the family , my cous , the dad or mum on my side , as far back as known
1	ha . just a second ago there was " twitter is over capacity . too many tweets " on my screen . interesting ..
1	I love that my mom can come and pick me up at anytime to take me to work !!! I love her #clearlyimanadult #NOT
1	YES !! Go with the flow , even if it's all good for a change ......
1	thanks for the rt
1	viendo discovery en justintv
1	lol yeah it is useless . did you see how they tweeted about the gig ?
0	damn ! whats up with Bai these days ? she only cooks good when i am not around
1	finished straightenin hair ( L )
1	thanks dad
0	you shouldn't be mean to . he's not a free bird or bad fish . i am . plus i think you hurt his feelings . no more tweets .
1	Sounds nice
0	How'd u know that I love being ignored ?! #sarcasm
1	about to go to my grandmothers . She's cool
1	Meep , math exams tomorrow morning . Can't get myself to sit and learn when It's so nice weather
1	nice Hopefully you publish something in the future . I love to read too
1	Just getting bak home .... 107.9 just played that new Jeezy Joint twice !! We drop bombs in tha ATL too !!
0	no bears !!!!!!!! bad times
1	#myweakness - WEED ... WEED ... oh and did i say WEED
0	Had off-campus mtg . On way back to office I was stuck behind a station wagon with " NO COAL " bumper sticker belching oily blue smoke #Irony
1	thanks following me nice to meet u
0	If you wave your arm around and play with your earpiece it really gives the impression you're actually singing ... #not #MeIAmMariah
0	It's Tizzy G BITCH !!!!! I MISS YOU TOO !!!! my house feels Empty ..
1	LasT daY of ThE moNth !!! omG .
0	Lunch w/ Ms. Tara Hull then back to worrrk
1	thanks for everything !
1	Very cool .
0	OMG !!! me and my friends say that literally every single day . now it just ruined it cuhz it doesnt exist .
0	just woke up and i'm all like " why i am awake this early ? "
1	you see ! ( unless my ears ar dying too o
0	yea it usually happens when the tooth is coming ... I hope its her tooth n not a cold !
0	Miks ma ? uest meheh ?? li kuulen ?! Not good . Isa pole ka kodus so it's even worse . Fuck the countryside , tahan linna
0	i'm in love <3 but it's too expensive for me
1	- Hey Well , actually I started to enjoy it . Other than the reception problem , it's a pretty cool phone !
1	Rt Just stopped to say thank you for that thought . & thank you
1	going to goodwill .
0	Nice weather got sunburnt but it should go brown
0	RT : #cdnpoli #pnpcbc Wow , that's quite a statement given Harper's view of scientists #irony
1	Hey Welcome !! I see that your a Donnie girl He's my second fave ... He's quite yummylicious ...
1	is in a state of total overjoy
1	bachelor's series over at leslie miles . me like ( these pics and being a bachelor )
0	Must appreciate Ashwin for that well thought out plan . #NOT
0	Got freaked by late news report of woman IM training in Penticton in deadly crash . Won't ride bike on my own today . On trainer 5 hours
1	I dont want any OS , I have all versions of Vista
1	lol it's literally a show about women in prison & their drama . Pretty interesting actually .
1	Can't wait for the 3D MOVIEEEEEEEEE
1	Me too , girl ... Joining the gym today ! Gonna try to eat better , too , but for now , 3-4 workouts per week oughta help !
0	feelin alone n ashamed ... hope tomorrow brings a new way to look at life
1	its friday !!! YAY !
0	oh damn we have too many dogs .
1	Final day before 2 weeks vacation Going to be a long one filled with final reports , dog dates , cleaning and of course beginning to pack
0	Still missing my home boy .
1	Probably the only person not at the football game right now . Beautiful day ... finishing this up and going for a run . Come run me over
0	The stream keeps going offline for me
1	where !!?!?
0	Gotta love getting stung in the back by a bee .. Adds to my awesome day #not
0	" : are they finally going to give Wyatt the push he deserves " Sure , he hasn't got one so far ! #sarcasm !
0	If you're wearing a headset to take a call --- learn HOW to speak so the other party can hear you correctly !!! #notfromyouradamsapplestupid
0	Oh boy , today's The Ultimate Summerblast Festival in Trier , Germany with a killer line-up . Too bad I had no chance to attend it
1	Thanks , you too .
1	11 o'clock all request hour !! Whatever you wanna hear on 92.9 zzu ! 509-441-0929 !!!
0	This is the perfect weather for a concert ! #not #goawayrain
1	fine fine time at the show as usual . im sure .
0	the strong young energy has never worked a day in his life , a politiko since highschool - VERY PROMISING #not
1	I just made the bombest dinner ever .
1	Sunday evening ... feeling the breeze after a day on the beach ! Love this little thing called " life "
1	now that does sound yummy ! Dig away , A !
0	What a beautiful night for a concert #not \n #NHL15Bergeron
0	a LEO ? we shouldn't get a long at all My stepdad's a Leo and My mom's a Cap too ... they argue alot & I hate him !
1	Knows jp will want this song later
1	working then off to the beach until tomorrow with !
1	Watching the battle between islander asians & the common asians its hott .
1	hello ... i'm new here ... teach me how to use this kind of site ...
1	k , and you have fun with what you're doing too
0	it was cricket yesterday and today it's boxing . such a great TL ! #not
1	Spent 1/2 hour longer home before heading back for the Student service + encouraging words from = a little more refreshed .
1	I went and saw Angels and Demons . Then did an extensive web search on Pope names . Nope ! There has never been a Pope Luke !
0	is wanting some lunch but i to tired to make it
1	DAMN ! I'm gettin so much love today ... THANK YOU ALL ! I appreciate every single one of you !
0	hahahah i have one pair of shorts from last summer that still fit over my legs #confidencebooster #not
0	Yeah , gays are making the world a terrible place . #Sarcasm
1	Quaaaaaaaaaaaase bom ! Bom dia !
1	Its difficult to be a pedestrian in the states
1	No better to cheer up my bff then a Sex and The City marathon
0	First day and last day of work at two diff jobs today . #irony
1	Ah , breakfast is a great meal now I'm listening to Stephen Fry narrate Harry Potter- bliss
0	Aww ! That's my BFF ! I miss him !
1	being warm is wonderful ! about 3 hours and 20 minutes left , and surprisingly , the last 4 hours and 40 minutes have not really dragged on .
0	btw - total failure - 3 of 4 consecutive charges on my CC are for Chuy's . i think it's time to hit the treadmill .
1	Hi , Rita , great to see you here Sorry , don't twitter much but I'll try to keep up better . Hugs !
1	You're prob right . I am generally a technofool !
1	works !
1	??? ??? ? ???? ????????.... ???? ? ????? ???... ? ??? ????? ???????? ????? ??? ?????. ??? ?? ??? ?? servicing ?? ??????? ???....
1	Summer is hereni believe
0	Love waking up to all my friends jumping on our bed asking if we got laid #not
0	I'm a little bemused by the slow creep of 90s fashion . Now I can actually afford to be on trend ! #irony
1	which one are you
1	came home from a full day of shopping with sister and cousin in law . freakin tired as fuck . bought babe things hope hel ikes it .
0	working for a school paper is harder than I expected
1	Good Morning Big House or no ?
0	All these #Facts thrown about .. need to be careful might start believing the #sarcastictweet #NotASarcasticTweet #Confusion #facts
0	Why why why ?
1	eating food ! hahaha
0	Watch your favourite TV shows on PC anytime , even at work ! Visit ^^Moving out and leaving Wallace
1	Watching AbFab still hilarious !
0	Supporting extremists and terrorists and undermining free media is very radical . They should be proud #irony
0	Ahhhh spicy crawfish flung in my eye !! Felt like I got pepper sprayed !! All of my eye makeup ran down my face like a scary mary !
0	RT : its really awesome how someone can tweet but they cant answer a text . #not
1	Wtf just exploring some new cool phone shizzz
1	<-- pics of Apollonia James topless . Was curious to see what she looks like now & I just found em ! Honest !
1	you are welcome !
0	A ares girl says she can beat me in one hit lets see about this . #owned #death #not #winning #the #best
1	I'll come I liked the sounds of your music choice yesterday xx
1	just off to pub for bit of a cheeky drink and some grub
1	thanks for the followfriday but it's not just jeffmayca
1	Waiting on my beautiful bride and CoolCat to get home from a movie . // cool
1	not heard of this service before but just ordered my first box using code so thanks !
0	then why is everyone tweeting about it like they already have it ? or is there some non legit stuff going on
0	Fuck wee Gail's got the gbx oan & is fu o the swally . Am in fur a swell night the night #not
0	Is up with a little boy who won't sleep .
1	u should call it i love lizette . haha
1	Mochi Mag would love to interview you for a feature spread in our summer issue . DM or reply please we'd love the opp !
1	promises to update soon . Having too much fun with mama this weekend . CSA Challenge : Beets . Gonna happen tomorrow before she leaves .
1	its ok . im juz curious
0	Perhaps it is your best idea ever , but the link seems to be all broke
1	Enjoyed the first day of classes . 2c !
0	I wish but i got tickets for september in PA to see Demi ! But you guys arent on tour then !! Ooo well Love Ya !! <3
0	got headache and cba with today
1	Themed my summer : Upgrading my life and my lifestyle . A different Mallory will return to SF ! Ready to enjoy my summer and stack paper !
0	Been sitting here for hours trying to revise . None of it's going in .
1	pei wei profound fortune : " doing whatever you want is freedom . liking whatever you do is happiness "
1	Hey there tweeple !!
1	Why thank you I'll also accepted obscenely dark chocolate of 75% cocoa and over
1	uploading a new video up in a couple of minutes
0	I'm gonna wear my uniform out when I get home #not
1	webcams.com under the performer name " 1naughtyamerican "
1	Yay !!!! Going to watch it for the first time in ages
1	Hahaha oh my goodness late night txt's make the world go round xo
1	this has been a very tiring day .. off to bed .. nightsss ..
0	is sat bored at college waiting for work 2 b given back , boring
1	Leaned Pentatonic Blues Scale on my bass . sounds nasty .. Thanks all for the follows .
1	tired , holly played great tonight . So did you mom !
0	Are we talking about the same person ? You and I , we both have generous faces
0	Well at least that wasn't awful #sarcasm #finals
0	haha I'm boring . Read a lot , napped , had awful dreams , read some more , found out my oldest friend got pretty brutally dumped .
1	There is literally a show on netflix that is just pretty music and flowers opening . #awesome
0	Hot and sticky ... that's how I like my weather . #not ..... what did you think I was gonna say ?
0	Ima go all night just cuz they thought havin Mikey callin me was gone change anythinG #NOT .... That's IT
0	" : Remember , Love thyself 9gag.com/gag/ajrGeKG pic.twitter.com/6yIrlrKyBD " | This fairy tale looks ' based on a true story ' #sarcasm :-P
0	urghh ... does a sneak peek mean show one episode now , the rest in like 10 months
1	" Bridget jones the edge of reason " great move . I enjoyed !
0	Omg ! i haven seen either
0	Thanks guy I hate from tryouts for making my nose bleed , really appreciate it #not
0	Islamabad is safe man , even safer than Jeddah . #I #shit #You #not
0	We have so much offensive zone time .... I don't get how are we losing ... #Sarcasm
1	Yo send mba my love ! Ask him to get a twitter soon ! Show him what he's missing in the Twitterworld .. Have fun at the show !
1	ok going to get ready for bed .. going to work tomorrow so I can have Saturday off to take an orientation at the animal shelter ..
1	its greaT !!!!! I be sleeping till like 4pm !... LOL
0	I haven't #SPARED nun of des hoes niggas , so nah ion expect them to spare mines . But the differences is theirs is #TOUCHABLE Mines #NOT ?
1	loves the after effect of J&J top-to-toe wash
0	tyler rock but idk wat i should do
1	Clouds are hanging tough over the southeast and along the coast ... clear skies tonight ... Great conditions for the Arietid meteor shower !
1	Did you guys know Paul Heyman's client Brock Lesnar conquered The Streak ? I just heard about it myself , LMAO #sarcasm #ExtremeRules
1	How could I have forgotten how much I loved Bloc Party ? Oh yes , sweet sounds .
1	Just for the record everyone , and i are the best of friends and we literally talk everyday #ShesPrettyCool #LikeReallyCool
0	has sucessfully injured my knee ! I am such an accident prone ! Urgh , I can barely walk on it , this sux !
0	I hate when someone unfollows me ! It makes me sad #NOT #byethen
0	Tim Hortons & Dr Appointments #yaaaaaay #sarcasm
1	: you of course
0	Why are all the radio stations doing talk radio ?! I have 5 hours of driving and NEED music ! #VeryFunny #Not
0	worthless goddamn browser . crashes all the time now . much beachballing and slowness .
0	The poor/weak suffer at the hands of the rich/strong yet the legal system tends to work in favour of the latter #irony
1	Not doing shitz tonight . When worse comes to worse I always have the perfect solution thanks earth !
0	I know i havent seen her make an update Ha , maybe you should find something to do .. like watch tv ? haha . xo
1	hugs for miley ! dont be sad
1	it seems llike sprint is always messing with someone's phone .... glad i don't have them
0	on the contrary , many good quality ads barely get recognition . #irony
0	Yeah I'll just have to watch his concert on archuletaphilippines.com It makes me want to cry and to know that he's leaving soon
1	If you have a YouTube account , please register on my channel to monitor all my gaming HD features - - Please re-tweet
0	ok bish's ... I miss you and having dinner and getting drunk , then going out .. South beach life .. too bad
0	ur rly dark ur rly dark and ur mean and ur dark and ur a fag and ur my uh ya . ur my bfffff . #not oh did i mention ur dark ? HAHAHA FAG BYE
1	Back to work on this Monday morning . Dragging from the weekend playing on the water . I hope I'm never too old to do it !
0	I'm wasting my time doing nothing :) #Not ready for finals
1	Finally , I got the chance to tweet again ! HAPPEEE SHAWEE .. ? Dondie and I met lately in Tayuman after church's 1st service ! ? Missed him !
0	Cant wait 2 get home but got a long time 2 go yet
0	I'm not in the mood of studing !!!!!!!!! but i have to
0	Yay .. another full day without me gf .. I'm soooo excited . #NOT
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1	Omg . You are literally the best ! Good luck meeting them ! I will acc die if you picked me . Have a great time :)
1	Awwwww love you too sweetie !
0	We'll isn't this a perfect Friday night .. Researching china for my presentation on Wednesday . #sarcasm #notenjoying
0	I just can't get up from this bed .
1	I haven't heard that periodic table thing for aggges - great memories of A Level Chemisty
0	RT : was soooo #excited to get his #TuesdayTrivia prize . #not #sarcasm I need a little more from h…
1	Yay , after a tedious iPhone restore I have Visial Voicemail .
1	OMG MAYNARD IS ANGELIC !!! i could die right now , and be cool with it ! ::: sweet sweet maynard dreams :::::
0	Im sure Inzaghi was the missing piece of the jigzaw , well surely go on to win it all now #Not #FuckThisWorld
0	Truck still in repair shop . . . waited all day for it and for the gardener to arrive to mow the very high grass . . . both no-shows
0	Just had an intervention with one of my closest . Alcohol is great , but we're getting worried ...
0	yeah that makes a ton of sense :P #sarcasm
0	As an Indian fan are you really having a pop at sportsmanship ? #Irony
0	I'm only functioning off of 3 hours of sleep . Please , let me be able to make it through the night work !
1	- Random kid as I walked by , she hid her face then did this
1	- thanks for the reminder that our Lord watches over us all the time . Helps me to trust & rest in His love all the more
1	Funny ! But screw top is the first step down a slippery slope that ends in cardboard boxes and plastic wineskins .
0	Sorry to hear that . We'll have to bake some gluten-free things .
0	Don't you love it when all of your footage gets erased and you have to re edit it all
0	all my high school children graduated . go stags ! ... well mark's still there .
1	ok that's cool ! Thank you !!
1	the Twins beating Boston is almost as great as the Twins beating the Yankees
0	argh we fell asleep . We're so lame
1	no , shes a female . and shes freakin ' HOT ! She provided the eye candy this year btw , I really liked her , she was my fav !
1	what can i get you for your birthday ? you are awesome
1	I forgot to say ... your new pictures are amazing ! ( GQ Style Magazine ~ Nov . 2008 ) Did the little dog get to sleep on your arms ?
0	not very clever in my book will buy something else instead . #Not made of money
1	Idriving thru so close to the animals They're a #not -for-profit they rescue , conserve , & train ( my cousin interned there ! ) #ff
1	it is the best thing we ever did ! just make it your own and go with what works for you . #clothdiapers
0	Had to get bak on TB cuz UT was so jam pakd wit ppl that it didn't wanna wrk for me
0	Interesting twist on that . Walk a mile in the other shoes , so to speak .
0	Why dont i have a little snack #not i want a big snack
0	Another lovely evening of losing money by working at milanos . #lovemyjob #NOT
1	If your bathroom stinks , do a poo at pauls
0	Feel like celebrating now because of the succes of a-ha , but everyone online is gone already . Anyway ; should better go to bed myself 2 .
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0	hahahh i love my brother he is fucking crazy . well off to ny and nj tomorrow , i really wish sam was going too !! blah .
1	Appear to be in a small minority in which the heat is not bothering me , in fact earlier i put on a jumper
0	I love the fact you're not man of your words . So attractive . #sarcasm
0	. Is that good ? #sarcasm
1	This is me calling it a night , night
0	brooding . why don't I know any boys like KHJ / LMH I don't ever wanna get married unless its someone that perfect oh maaan
1	sounds like life is good after sucking eggs yesterday ! Yay
1	I'm outta here .... nighty night , all ! Don't let the bedbugs bite
0	You're about as useful as a poopie flavored lollipop
0	love the inapropriate raising of his voice at nondescript moments ! #not
0	That's what I thought . Then I saw it
1	time to watch twilight
1	a bottle of apple juice on palm . thirst quencher .
1	Hummm I don't know . What ?
0	very sleepy but busy at work ..... thanks for asking thou . How are u today ???
1	my american apparel order came in the mail .
1	Morning Tweets make it a great day !
1	just got home had a major daily tset today . its math and i wish i got 6 or more
1	Yeah .. From season 1 dah tu . Hehe . Haven't watch season 5 though . oh hai !
0	Ouch . Seriously , I knew it was coming and didn't expect it to hurt , but it hurt .... a whole fucking lot .
1	you're such an inspiration to every girl out there including me .
0	Way to run that one out asdrubal #sarcasm
0	My favorite assignments are the ones that make me answer the same question 5 times #sarcasm
0	its about as effective as saying candyman in the mirror 3 times as a meathod of suicide .
1	ja genau , dir auch where ever you are
1	kitteh cat did u see a squirrel in the sky ?
0	yeah I'm happy that your leaving , & I'll still be here till 3:15 #sarcasm
1	via : Hi ! Thanks for the follow . I'm looking forward to your tweets
0	No one knows who invented the fire hydrant because the patent burned in a fire . #FunFact #irony
0	Today just keeps getting better !!! #sarcasm
1	I'm working from home today ... life sucks doesn ; t it
0	And you say you care #yeahright
1	10 million on taco bell ? lol you would be blowin something up
1	Managed to meet up with Clare for lunch at Fotnam's splendid wine bar
0	Oliver has his first official cold .. poor kids
1	. Seriously , where do you live these days ? Asuuming not Kennesaw . I'm in BFE . This is Sarah Hammond by the way !
1	A Toad game ?! Oh my gosh , please tell me that's not a joke . I have literally been waiting for that for years . #Thrilled
0	Literally hilarious that they said I'd be the one pregnant in the next year and it ended up being their daughter karma suck
0	One of the perks of having a pre teen in your home is having to watch Sam and Cat #sarcasm
1	i'll serenade her sometime . mabey she'll like me and let you come over
1	free redbull ??
0	While I totally agree with you , it is sorta funny to hear Bama fans complaining about someone claiming championships . #irony
1	ahhh ... morning ... today is national tennis-day s ? derling in french open final yeah !
1	is SO excited for tonight because ARMY WIVES season 3 begins !!! AHHH !
0	has a sore throat and a major headache , thanks for getting me sick
0	Can i say you something ? I miss yoi alot
1	You yanks are so behind .. Mothers day is so 2 months ago ..
0	hmm what to do im randomly , really bored ...
1	Looking good here . Twitter for Skype , eh ? Nice idea
1	Hey Archie . I Watched You at Sis . I Cant Help But Blush
0	beating these girls asses , drains the hell outta me
0	\n\n #sarcasm \n\nI like it rough , sir .
1	lol stop it . Bikini talk is always such a Beautiful thing !
0	Why did I decided to stay up until 6am ?!? Well I geuss I'm doing nothing but sleeping today ..... #yay #not :p
1	Neglecting the boy , apparently ... I'm outro , for real life
1	You do look good with a bass though xxx
1	- You guys really do it all , don't you ?
0	he thinks Scotland should vote no to independence . #irony #july4th
0	So , now we have to pay for paper now too ? awesome Stetson . just awesome #not #thetutionsgoingtothegrass
1	... like a really cool and mature person ! I admired how you've handled stuff . You're an awesome guy !
1	Enjoying " you got mail " ..., not enjoying the start of a cold ( sneezing = brain organism )
1	haha there are 4 seasons of dexter . i have 3 anddd im gunna get the 4th
1	Highly amused that following me after my Ryanair rant last night !!
0	well , sadly , no . i took hiatus bc i was too busy . i'm a failure .
0	aww i hope that you get better
1	Keeping you in my thoughts . Stay strong and positive . You'll get through this !
1	winaa gws yaaa ( vaaa kalo msh sm wina , tlg sampein yaa hihi thanks ! )
1	it's just that you said get lost , instead of fuck off , it's my sick warped sense of humour i guess #irony
0	Wonder where my Canadian cutie pie is ....
0	helllll devo , wasnt on the tv dumb channel9 people didnt think we were good enough of what ?
1	lots to do- and a friend's play opening tonight !
1	Thanks for the shout out , sweetie
1	I have no problem with that hehehe
1	Sitting by the fire enjoying the sound of bagpipes drifting through the campground ... Amazing Grace at the moment . #fb
1	Just worked out ... I should do that more often . Feels good .
0	send me some sometime please ? My limewires broke
0	#Irony is : voted out due to privatisation of QLD assets - now current does the same thing . #qldpol #irony
1	: That video has just made me late .. Quality ..
0	Got on the plane , sat for an hour , unsafe flight conditions . Now have to wait another two hours to board a new plane . Yay traveling . \n #not
0	I the amounts of busy work teachers give us when they leave . #Sarcasm #ItsFourthQuarter
1	Been with Sam one year todayyyy .
0	I think I've lost who I am and I don't like it I want me back please .
0	finals start tomorrow
1	in 8th grade yearbook : for narnia movie release blurb , pic of aslan and my skandar !
0	watch your feet when you walk in .. Ya might get poked hahaha #not #totaljoke #notatraphouse
0	way to the gym now ... waaaaayyyyy toooooo early for me
0	- flying in to lga lagaurdia airpot vaca over but great photo
0	Good morning ! aww you too I'm sorry to hear that !!
0	finally made it to the office after the gong show that was PVG . Even after three mid-travel naps I am still a little sleepy
1	Swedish boys are the best .
0	That's me ! \n #sarcasm #sorrynotsorry #wine #bankholiday #lols #instafunny #nosugarbutplentyofspice … instagram.com/p/nleJLFS_Wt/
0	why you for
0	Stella turned the video back on . Nice one
1	I don't think people have to vote for you to know you're the hottest on Twitter
1	I am quite aware of where I stole it from Sir Daniel . Howeva I maintain that I have been laughing at funerals 4 longer
1	channel 10 , kicking & screaming , will ferrel . today is full of win also i have the best girl in the world
1	I will
1	And The 2 Best Times In A Man's Life : The Day He Buys A Boat And The Day He Sells It .
0	Driving a Grand Cherokee through Cherokee nation . #irony
0	RT : Don't you love when your body want to puke but you don't really want to
1	Sitting in a circle talking about last nights fuck ups are the shieeet !
0	Starting the day with a hot bath , me like Now all that's missing is a massage
0	didnt get to get lines , vines , and trying times today they didnt have it
1	I'll check it out Thank you !
0	I love the pic in media of fan burning her ticket in protest ... wearing a Rolling Stones shirt ! #irony
1	#1SAM31day ~ completed
0	So glad this day is over . Im starving !
1	Hello fellow malk fan !
1	Hi Miley ! I just wanted to let you know that my followers and I love and support you 100% ! Please reply it would make my day !
0	The video is good ; but no antishake the small cameras with video almost seem to be better with runcasts .
1	Brandon & Sarah here looking at pictures of Dad's HonorAir trip and about 2 eat pizza .
0	My fuckin head hurts wahhh going home in a mintue
0	Damn I need a shoulder massage really bad ... Shouldn't have put a heating packet on them overnight .
1	Ha ash , daddy said he doesn't think that'll last long . ---> Miss Hollywood <---
0	out 1st round there already got there big pay day holiday booked #not intrested
1	Meeting friends for lunch and the best veg burger in GA , without leaving #DecaturGA . I'll enjoy one for .
1	IM GREAT .... AND I THINK I GAVE YOU THE WRONG DATE ... THE SHOW IS JULY 26 ... LOL SORRY FOR MY LATE REPLY ALSO
0	Disappointed that my bff is not coming into town this weekend
0	not even going to bother . whateverrr .
1	Long Weekend
1	yes it ? s great
1	-no probs
1	I like you !!! ( sorry , bad Royal Pains reference ) Love you too !!!! For 14 years !
0	Packed in a Bradley , lots of fun ... #sarcasm instagram.com/p/nldxvmS-KB/
1	heyy demiii ! how r u ? i hope finee ! you sing so beautiful ! Regards from colombia !
0	I am from Halifax ... now in TO ... I miss donairs
1	“ : #Taurus : I have a huge heart that welcomes everyone . ” #not
0	Can't study that fucking history
1	wouldn't expect anything less from you
1	there is if u go to top txt line w date and hit blkbry dot button there is a choice to delete prior
1	In the school . Watched video from MTV Movie Awards - " Best Kiss " award give away . Kristen and Rob are so cute together . Nice move Kris
0	That's not cool , i want to play with them aswell
0	Don't you love it when buses replace trains ... and they don't send a bus to your stop ? Not happy Wellington Transmetro
0	Life would be better if i had a dinner date tonight
1	Follow cuz she's funky fresh !
0	There's literally no good artists coming to the fair this summer
0	This is a fantastic start to the week #sarcasm #help
0	... I've extended my API requests .. but i don't wanna give that up for TweetDeck ! What do i do ?
0	Always remember , you're beautiful\n #yeahright
1	I BOUGHT MY FIRST CUTE OUTFIT FOR NATIONALS TODAY
0	right now , i only eat like 1/2 a meal a day can you please help my scrawny ass out ?
1	" Goin to Disney Land " -- good one
0	People who judge without knowing the entire situation are my favorite kind of people #not #shutup
1	Thanks for recommendations
0	not off the side of the bridge I hope ?
1	Stuff , then Jessys party , Kritikas after . Uh , just text me , 8446758
1	And Maggie Makes Three - My favorite episode of the Simpsons
1	At castle
0	yes . please tell me in front of everyone that i'm too shy and that i need to be more confident ... i needed that ... #not
0	There's nothing more exciting than when comedy jobber teams feud . #wwe #raw #sarcasm
1	im for real i think
0	im sorryyy . whered you work ?
1	FRIENDS is the funniest TV show !
1	- Too much fun last night playing on Photo Booth with muh new hat
1	I'm heading to bed , then back to work tonight . Pickin up kids tomorrow morning after work ! I can't wait !!
0	errr .... I have a lot of assignment ... wanna help me ?
1	u really like animated cartoons ha !
1	Let's get Tom to the TOP !
1	Heading home from work ... it's the second weekend during this week .
0	He's only a little douchey #RightSwipe But I #PlayHardtoGet #Irony #Office #OhhGeez But then I get fired not you ...
0	Yum I love when dish pit water and food goes all over me and I get sent home to shower . #MyLife #Sarcasm #ServerLife
1	I have only just downloaded Spotify ! Bit late on the uptake I know .. how good is it
0	RT : Guess im heading down to north carliner #dirty dirty #south #not NY
1	So excited for you ! What a great adventure ! Kinda jealous too .
0	That ironman kicked some butt the DIs are so nice #not #SpitInYaFace
1	I heart Twilight
1	You are going to love it It's pure design/developer focus . It's very social , and impossible not to get to know new people .
0	so do i i HATE BB but im watching it just to c ol russ ! xx
1	lol , i know . Still early days but all good so far .
0	Weird . John Isner is in the middle of a tiebreaker ? Who saw that coming ! #AmIRight ? #Sarcasm
0	I love when my twitter decides to refresh and scroll all the way to the top on its own ... #not
1	I know , AOL suck . Their software sucks and the connection is " jittery "
0	poor shia seems like ur havin kind of a rough day try to get some rest .. relax
0	why do you wanna yack ??
1	Don't trust the German postal service , so I made a quick cross-country trip to deliver a certified translation in person . No phones
0	Just woke up .. Need to HURRY and get ready for work ! But my legs hurt ! Sp bad ! Ouch !
1	- Adorable !! Keep ' em coming !
1	lost weight these past couple of days but he will pack on cause he is home with his mamy ( moi ) Love u Jr. ( what shall I call him hmmm ???
0	i feel you . oh god im gonna be in zombie mode in the morning !
1	could quite possibly be falling for this guy ...
1	Going to watch Dragonball Evolution
1	The fault in our stars was the saddest movie I've ever seen and literally basically cried the whole time . But such a good movie also
0	4am twugs the baby won't sleep so tired
0	doesnt give coins after playing #FUT Great update #not
1	thanks Yuki ! Looking forward to getting home and back on XBL .
1	Headed to the gym !!! Getting an early start on EXERCISE !!
0	Love waking up to maintenance and not being able to sleep in on my days off the past 3 days . #NOT
1	talking with my best friendd :]
1	#followmenash guys don't u think it's pretty amazing how nash can make tons of girls smile for literally their entire life by just a follow ?
0	I love when people drive me nuts and make me want to smack them upside the head . #sarcasm
1	hey I want you to keep that beenie , its my gift to you , just make sure you put it on everyday !
1	Just came home from aeropostale .. yeah i got money out the ass .. lol darrika ass real boring !!!!
0	An ERA under 1 and on the plus side of his K/BB Ratio . No , you guys are right . Machi sucks . DFA his ass . #sarcasm #SFGiants
0	Well today was a good day my whole left side is numb , i slide in mud , my ice tea went everywhere on the bus #sarcasm
1	just chilling downtown being as lazy as possible
0	Afternoon Tan ! I had silent dreams
1	awww , thanks for the well wishes !! slept beautifully !
1	everything is going to be perfect . i want that american girl !
1	already perfect ! we dont have this kinda site much in thailand , i love it ! n i'll tell ma friends to visit ur site ayt
1	Since you were having so much trouble with your PC , I thought maybe the USB incense was in order
0	" : MONEY'LL BE THE ROOT OF YOUR DOWNFALL " \n #NOT havin " MONEY'LL BE THE ROOT OF YOUR DOWNFALL "
0	Where in Mumbai is it raining ? I don't see anything here
0	Feels like I keep getting punched in the jaw it's gonna be a funnn weekend #not
1	Enjoying appetizers and a drink with my boo at Salt Bar in the LES
1	Moms brought japanese food , and got some fortune cookies saved from before ... contradiction at its tastiest !
1	GREAT news . more to follow ?
0	more than a year into the wedding and already pinning honeymoon outfits . #notexcited #not
0	HAHA LOVE YA you missed a pretty riveting class #not
1	working out in 90 degrees
0	Those schools doctored the photo for violations of showing too much skin but they pass out condoms like it was candy #irony
1	#whocangetit David Banner
1	Ok , thanks for the reply , and also for the app
0	“ : Donald Sterling sells team for $2 Billion & is officially " nigga rich " #Irony ” #ThanksPaul
1	Sundays = do the weeks worth of homework i have thats all due tomorrow ... 2 more weeks !!!!
0	when is H&M coming to Portland , OR !! We always get stores last
0	My brand new MacBook Air refuses to connect to a lot of wifi networks - including my iPhone 5 as a hotspot #irony #apple
0	yeah but i took it out n now it's a goner .
0	Oh shit ! You just got it ... that is so wrong
0	just got the going away evite from and so it begins ... the mass exodus of my AZ fam . all in one summer . i sad .
0	Since summer has started my sisters have come to say goodnight to my dogs every night and have not once said it to me . #feelingthelove #not
0	It's funny that the NSA can easily see all my emails but can't seem to find those sent within the agency itself #Snowden #irony
0	That's the ballgame folks !! #Yankees once again show the world why they are the best in baseball with that $240 million payroll . #Sarcasm
1	Heehee ! I was one of them
0	I just love when u call me ugly #sarcasm
0	I hear the tv in the lounge room which meens my sis is watching it which meens no gossip girl I need to steal her computer 2 watch it now
0	Just hanging out with on a pair of swings when it starts to bloody rain
1	a simple link for simple people like me
1	hahah hughesy - i have a 3 month old - and i smelt a poopsy nappy once she was asleep - i would leave her in it till she woke
0	Sorry to hear about your dog
1	booo selena . yay miley and jb and of course u demi
0	Omg like can this day get any better #sarcasm
1	My weekend was fun
0	Sean Even expecting it . I'm just a tender-heart .
0	Either way ... better than my feeble attempt ... must try harder next time
0	Khyaletsha 144 rapes reported per day ! Yes , blacks don't rape ... #sarcasm
0	Just read a bio that said " MILF hunter " in it . Really ?? So you prey on mothers . Hmm , taking that one in for all its glory . \n #sarcasm
1	Crap .... ok ... guess I will keep missing Danny for that much longer then !
1	goodnight everybody !!! buona notte !!
1	- bc of a boy that thinks he's good at everything ( he literally only ever gets As )
1	????? ???? ?? ????
0	Am seeing so much clutter everywhere ?... need to find some new storage space or some type of solution ... help !
1	you have to learn schwiizerd ? tsch 4 my homeland p.s. your music awesome man
0	Lol , this music and Vic getting ready for Sarah . Lmao . #irony #OrphanBlack
1	is wrapping up loading for the day . Just odds and ends left now . Wish I couls say we were done .
0	wanna see Angels & Demons ... but with whom ??? not getting anyone
1	MDG 2 Finals !!! : This is the second part of my 3 part MDG post . ? All pictures Let them do the talkin ..
0	don't you just hate it when that happens At least you have sun , it's raining here after a lovely sunny week
1	if you stop by for a sec I'll grant you perma ops on BlogTV
1	morning people ... my 6 week training programme starts today lol owell at least im not aching now from mcfly mcfly in june woop woop xx
1	the teaster for ur new music video is amazing !! it looks even better with nicks mustang
1	I'm so excited for the new album ! and btw ... today is my birthday ! Yay 25 ! Cheers !
1	yeah radio in bed , somehow make me feel peaceful as well sleep well . Goodnight
0	Off to work by bus for the first time in a long while , :-( ## #not sure how to get back from where i am going to ......
0	- it will surely kill me , my body has forgotten ' fun ' . And I can't drink
1	well one if i was more dan a PAL we wudnt b discussin dat lol n besides the 2 train dont go to ATL yet lol
0	The big mean " cult " is being more sisterly to me than you . Yeah . They're evil alright #Sarcasm
0	I ate too much . Now I can't sleep because I feel sick ... and there are a lot of sirens .
0	Oh noes , maybe moving my CandyBar icon library from Mac Pro to Dropbox was a bad idea . MacBook can't see any of the icons .
1	is uploading pics on Facebook ...
1	running from ants . talking on the phone . looking for an apt and wondering why you are following me oh and sprint sucks butt crack !
1	Hmmm coffee ... all is right in the world
0	Bored and wonna get away from home Grr
1	on the way to prom
0	Spending my last day of high school trying to do a quarter's worth of missed worked #goodstudent #not
1	He looked hooooot . I WANT to see that movie .
0	ballz I don't wanna go to that shit hole again
0	That was exciting , proper interchanging & all that stuff , Liverpool way looking 4ward to the World Cup even more now ! #not
1	????? ^^ hello
0	RT : It must be fracking , wait not done here .. Quakes are increasing , but scientists aren't sure what it means #irony
1	you you you you you you you you . much love
1	mmmm .... chocolate is good as is sun
1	diving tomorrow
1	i mean , i love new too . but me and old fob will always have a bigger bond . its helped me through the toughest times .
0	Missed the lowrider show
0	Major stomach ache .
0	all dressed up and my boo won't get here #lame #awesomeness #feelinglikeaqueen #not
0	what do you want to expose #not meaning to retweeted avoid * remember you are also
1	O.M.G. ! Twitter did magic ! Loving it !
1	OMG ... can't believe u went there !!!! Your a nutter ... I dig that
1	Sooo excited for New Moon !!
0	Guess homework is optional . #Sarcasm #FuckYouInternet
1	thanks , inadvertent indeed !! Deck matches the enormous mound of dirt in the neighbor's yard .
0	I always make random eye contact with Weissman and weirdly it's not awkward #irony
0	It's been a month since I last had a conversation with my Nana . I can't even tell you what I've done in that month . It's all a blur
1	loved Opening Night of Sister Act
1	hanging out with my little brother
0	I'm sad I'm so sad ! yet happy ....
1	Lmao Basics
0	: ne , muss noch 2 Woche warten
0	Really ? Roskam ? More IPA wingnuttery on the ABC ? How surprising #sarcasm
1	suddenly feels lighter ... happier than i have in several months
0	Old school . Esta cancion siempre me hace acordar a JJ #goodboy #not
1	bleh ! what an amzing weekend spent my day watching " morbidly obese " people with steven <3
1	Hee Hee ! Cardiff is virtually deserted , not that I would know as I'm still tucked up in bed . #lovely
0	Asking people if had a ***** match is about as redundant as asking people if the sky is blue these days .
0	Realizing how much you like him , but how much he might not like you best feeling in the world #sarcasm
1	wondering if/when a fight's gonna break out . but excited + v proud , following the #awaresg feed
0	Well , that'll depend on whether you like me or not .
0	told the office i needed to go to the doctors #not
0	Nice to see the gypes fucking off from Harraby this morning . Who's paying for that clean up ? Also , good job ! #not
0	awwww mines is actin up now so im kinda pissed off i hope it gets better though
0	GM homie . U never told me if u got my message
0	I just woke up . I thought sleeping that much would help . I feel worse
0	" wat zit da- euhl ! hoe lang zit dat er al ? " Can't wait till exams are over , I really want to watch movies again
0	Ouch .
1	RT : There are people out here " sight-seeing " so to speak . If you can avoid area , please do . The fewer people the better . #n …
1	oh wait ! He's not lost anymore , he found a trash can
1	No I've not ran out of things to say . I just think your face looks like an arse
1	he's happy because hs is there haha I know we would be
0	I just love when i cant read any of my snapchats or get on anything on my phone #not
0	OOC I almost cried when Owen and Tosh died . Why did they have to die ? * sighs *
1	you don't even have to bet , i know you will . haha
0	haha where are you . They call it both soda and pop here as well . I'm actually catching myself call it soda now
0	Am I the only one who thinks #EdSheeran is better looking as a #muppet then in real life ? #irony #life #fun
1	They're both so cute ! You can just tell as soon as the exams finish , it will be hideous weather .. :/
0	Monday morning , had left french doors open , walked into living room to find cat chewing on a wee birdy
0	I've got B for my english exam and my mom is mad at me .
1	I got 100% in my annual evaluation
1	I have an entire album full of me pissing wherever .. And picking my nose .... AND sticking my tongue out I win
0	Okies I have to go for a while ... dinner needs my attention or I won't be eating this side of midnight
0	Teachers be like\n " Oh , there's only a month of school left ? Better make ' em do a project for each class . " #SoGrateful #sarcasm #gayyyy
1	accident Andrew and Damian showed me a better way than permi , took a job for a oil company and Away The Lad$ .
1	Going to sleep just to rise in 4 hours and drive 4 more home . Just another days work .
0	Leno is gone they are only having re runs now
1	another way to using twiiter , As I said sometimes people don't want to know what we're doing , but it's also important about ' what we do '
1	Goodnight tweeples
1	Drinking some black tea . It's delicious !
0	if ever i was to meet you i think you're moustache and me would be flirting . I have a really bad penchant for them i'm afraid
0	I'm buying makeup tonight wohooo not for me though :p I'm still on project 10 pan
0	-stayed awake for 36 hours ... it sooo like me to controll the minds of retards who have a history of not showing up for work ... #sarcasm
0	awww , that about broke my heart , the poor thing ! I really feel for your friend , I've been there
0	finally awake . time to do some homework . and my roomie's gone and im all alone . sad day
0	Thx . I hate when he's sick . He's usually so happy , I hate seeing him so sad looking
0	is sick of summer already
0	no you can't be sick . im sorry baby i missed you this morning
1	SHOOTING STAR !!! make a wish
1	thaaaannks
1	Happy birthday Mom ! were goin to a-town to get here a prius !
0	RT : Fire can scatter everything , fire can transform anything , and the same fire can cook for you .... #Irony of life
0	Oh chickie . * hugs * That sucks royally !
0	The new Prius commercials really freak me out .
1	I love UGLY , it's been stuck in my head for about a week now
0	Alex's long hair in high school .. Cute #not #ugly
0	I wish you could have some but its going in my tummy as we speak
1	yeah me too . It'll be Twilight Choice Awards if they won all of them . I voted for Owen Wilson and Marley for best kiss haha
0	day off tomorrow ? stay in bed and rest
1	has one of the best birthdays everr .
1	I am now ! Hi & ! Thanks for following me first .
0	I lobby once again for a #sarcasm font
0	Won't be able to make it Friday eve for the pre #localgovcamp drinks but will defo stay back after for a few ! Not Long now !
1	i tweet waaay tooo muchhh : L but i love it xD
1	ya ! I photographed there last night pics going up on lookbookla.com on event .
1	If you still need help , let me know . You know me , always looking for new projects ...
1	of course thats must have things we are all waiting : Are you all going to watch Jay Leno tonight ? His last Tonight Show .
0	my poooor neice has a fever
1	thanks for the lookout !
0	#irony - health shop assistant who is grossly overweight , smokes and eats fast food
1	really want to see what you're doing
0	Love when random ass people call me for directions to my uncles cross . #NOT
0	Programming Class going well so far . Got an error today in my code ; I asked the professor about it . He couldn't tell me what was wrong .
0	Back to work tomorrow after been off for a month I'm not really looking forward to this #excited #not
1	How ironic that you call Delena ' rape culture ' while Klaine had actually Blaine attempt to rape Kurt in TFT . #Irony
1	oh thanks you very much . I love blip I love blip so much . blip would make a way better boyfriend than
0	Oh yeah check out my dinner ! #sarcasm #butreallyitwasdelicious #mujadara instagram.com/p/nofThmsLXX/
0	the reason I won't is because I would out run you sorry #not
0	no bonfire tooo windy ! boo
1	keep doing what youre doing papi , u seem very talented . u got a fan in me [[ ? ]]
1	Of course ! has nothing on your gayness ! He almost seems straight compared to you XD
1	I'm getting the sims 3 today ! Omgggg I can't wait .
0	Done with conference call , now to the gym , I have been slacking tweets
1	That'd be even worse .
0	* wishes we had some Thumnderbolts and Lightning * As it is , we are only getting intermittent showers !
1	WOW and liam hemsworth kiss on " Last Song " is pretty damn hot . I wouldn't mind x
1	OOO im loving it ! Very cute I want a bigger one then that one wink * Lol !
1	Going to bed now , g'night y'all! Or actually good morning !
1	is learning Chinese
1	text text text
1	wahahaha soooooo funny ! But Joans Bros youtube is suspended ! OMG ! soo how i live without interner , mobile , JONAS , coffe , twitter ? OMG help
0	On the train .. So frigging hot . I'm melting :'( & not feeling very well
1	if you like to laugh .. follow me .. its just that simple
0	i neeeed to go to mac soon ... seriously . i hit pan on my foundation
0	Love going to bed angry . #not should be used to it by now though !
1	For which Mag is it Shineshine ?
0	spenDING MONEY isntz a FUN GAMES . #NOT likes making it #BLASKOKNOWS
1	Either that or hiring me !
0	You're so cool when you rev your souped up little 1990's Honda . #sarcasm
0	I hate you
1	If you're not already follow me please
0	Thats great Brian came home . My husband is deploying for 4 months come June 8th . Not looking forward to that .
0	Another set of headphones down the drain tonight !
1	at janes tell me something new ?
0	Man , there's a stupid thunderstorm and my satellite's down . Prob . gonna miss Jonas .
0	Sehwag played like a dream , and I couldn't enjoy it . #Irony #ChennaiFan
1	Repo ! Songs are my morning coffee
1	lol .. deep down he was cheering that H would just say it .. get the ball rolling so to speak
1	literally just typed in , " twotter.com . " that's a sure sign it's time for bed . on the upside ... got the new song . mwahahaha .
0	It was a terrible day to be outside , I opted to work #sarcasm
1	<< follow ?
0	man , I wish we lived close to you guys . I have nothing to do and I would love to help out with the new house
1	making my own website haha
0	Real glad my mom lets me be with my boyfriend on his graduation night . #not
0	apparently I only look good on IG ... Thanks anonymous person on tumblr #sarcastictweet #imacatfish #uglyandproud #jkimfuckinhot #kbye
1	Listining to virtual thunderstorm on youtube pretty good
0	this is the first sunny saturday in a while and I'm working
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
0	Heck yes got release on my knee and ankle , now basketball this weekend , sucky part is that i have to wear a brace for a year for both
0	* you and you missed " learned " out #irony
0	very sad face agreed . Love Amer Delic too !
0	Awwww ! I'm sure it will come ! My stomach's just growling for food ! >
1	studying for a test , designing 2 logos , starting on my final project , and playing with InDesign . totally happy
1	i lovee alan carrr xD lmaoo andd svenjas mum ;) andd chris ' although not as much
0	oh ... Did I forget to add #sarcasm to that last tweet ? \n #oops
0	Tweet Nr . 1500 - only took me a little over 5 years . wow I'm just someone with a lot of things to say #sarcasm #tweetnumber1500
1	Melting Pot . Perfect dinner away from home with my husband . Can't wait til 7 pm
1	well , that was an unexpectedly delightful evening . did stellar work , as always .
0	Nothing better than an Uber driver who doesnt know how to get to LAX #not #firstworldproblems
1	Home from party . Leftover sausages & coleslaw for dinner for the next week or so . Fantastic time had by all
1	Now for the fun part , insert a floppy disk and experience the rich reading sound of your floppy drive , ah , memories
0	start to a great week #sarcasm
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
0	I just love working for 6.5 hours without a break or anything . Especially when I'm on my period and have awful cramps . #NOT
0	#sarcasm no one is happy to be here it's depressing
1	You did an awesome job at your 2nd stage performance ! Loved it
1	Glad my girlfriend is a twitter now . Hello baby .
1	I'm so late . But my hair looks cute
1	get yourself down to the prayer room too !!! work on that visa down there !!!
0	Morning already . Slept pretty good . Ready for a new day . Hope my sister is going to be ok . She is really sick & she is scaring me .
0	shes gonna be richer and i'm still the same
0	I am one of the blockees . Am sad
0	I've become worse now : Grrrrr ! Why do I always become ill during the hols and my backs started to hurt >
0	Thanks for helping set up for OUR graduation party ... #not
0	JOSEPH NO . YOU'RE ABOUT AS STRAIGHT AS A RAINBOW .
0	that's horrible- how old was ur friend ?
0	OMFG i had meting business thing ALL MORNING ! ugh just got online for the first time today ! i'm so late with everything
0	Thanks for the ride #Sarcasm
1	Slept too much and missed class today . Guess I'm tired , but it's worth it Had the best night ever , yesterday
0	So happy to work this 1-9 shift ... #bestshiftever #sarcasm
1	great song
0	yeh , just went to the post office to pay a bill ..... damn utility companies ..... just keep asking for more money !!
0	i can't go to bed because my comforter didn't dry completely . boooo
0	How exciting hearing someone puke in the stall beside you while you are trying to pee .... Who pukes in a public toilet ? #yum #not
1	Geico called .. they want their bitches back
1	There's always gonna be another mountain .. i'm always gonna want to make it move
0	I feel me horrible
1	haha you're so funny girl
1	I am new to Twitter
1	I almost kissed my screen but people are watchin , got u later
1	I was thinking of just chaining him to the staircase outside the front door ... in the rain .
0	im still scratching
0	just relaxin ... cant really do shit on a sunday
1	if you are not being followed please message for a follow
1	Had fun at Getaway . Almost shedded some tears at Senior Farewell . Partied at Sugarloaf . But most importantly , kicked it with the adings
0	A kid who got perfect attendance award for all 4 yeRs wasn't there to get the award #irony
0	#brilliant " the British people are fed up with mediocrity " as said by Piers Morgan without a hint of #irony #bbcqt
1	y'all are aging me ... damn thanks , luv . ?
0	I just looked up #LacunaCoil on #Wikipedia and it looks like the new album was released in April ! How did I not know that ?
0	Just getting to bed ... I know hella late but not sleepy ... see u guys work tomorrow ... boo , the weekend's over
1	wen u comen to visit Va !?
1	ready to hit the sack , Its 10:45 PM here !
0	That sucks , hainous . If he's anywhere near the Midwest though , these thunderstorms are KILLING out here .
0	Good to know how much my friends care about me failing class . #NOT #fuckthem #fakecunts
1	Me and my friends had a House movie night and it was awesome !!!!! I love House !!!! ;)
1	wooooow ! FLY WITH ME is more than a beautiful video ! love it ! JB are beautiful ! perfect video for the song ! I love them ! ? N ? J ? K ?
1	I like where your heads at but newsflash - hooters is very 1990's and the wings are nasty . Just an opinion .
1	Very excited about this weekend tournament . #can't-wait #together #we -are-one #basketball #Carolina -Lady-Cougars #not -now-when
0	that sucks !!
1	good night ! my little man just got up to Time for a snack , then back to the sack !
0	the day is over my good friend .
0	Speedy boarding ? Yeah I'd love to get in a small , cramped plane quicker than everyone else please ! #not
0	Wow I bombed out in Great Books Pass plus for journals , credit minus for creative piece . FML
1	wow ... i am seriously considering revoking Laine's movie rights ...
1	Rob took care of me . He's fabu in my book
1	yeah sounds like a good day then
0	Why in the world would you ever drink paint ? #yum #not
1	dannys here hes walking around breaking stuff and making the dog bark (: <3
0	I miss seeing Atal Bihari Vajpayee face on BJp Banners . #Not
0	i hav a really bad cough + its keeping me awake . i need 2 sleep .
0	Aw yeah . ' Twas sad .
0	... and at least you're actually going somewhere . #Myheartbleedsforyou #not
0	Lol I love when my friends come to my house to hangout with my sisters and not me #Not
0	How's it going everyone ?! I feel like I'm never on here anymore
1	when will we be able to haaaaang ? i have some questions to ask you , lady
1	Hey , Microsofts BING is live ! That's 2 days earlier then they announced . Oeh , let's give the sucker a trailrun
1	i must get them .. thats my mission whether i choose to accept it
1	Last day at MV Apple Thank god I dont gotta hang out with joesoliman anymore
1	good to meet you , to bad we arent in Israel yet The eCig would be crazy out there im sure . And plus your driven
1	I need to spend the night at your house paul
0	Nice to hear old carrier bags got a mention in the queens speech today #irony
1	It's a fin , not a mane . But thank you ! Alchera did the pic ; I cropped it from a badge he did for me .
0	Great thanks !! 5 more days !! I may throw up
1	Here is my personal twitter page , in case anyone wants to follow me over there .
0	So this Gloucester train is never on time , it's not just commuter traffic ? #awesome #sarcasm
1	I will master pretzels someday I will ! ;)
0	Yay I'm just so excited that I get to stay home again tonight !! \n #NOT
0	Oh good , the shield versus the Wyatt family . Cause I haven't seen that this year #Raw #sarcasm
0	Is that portly double chinned arsehole piers Morgan i can hear banging on about obesity #irony #bbcqt
1	your new songs are lushoooo ! heard them on ur livechatttt but yeah hows life goin for you guyys ?
1	waeyyy your listening to the jo bros i spied that on msn im appearing offline cause im cool
0	Just got the first B I have ever received in my entire life Is killing myself too extreme ? Goodbye 15 years of 4.0 s . Hello depression .
0	yeah , keep pimpin !! Have to go to spain .. thought I don't feel like it , it's so hot I feel like walking on the sun ...
0	So i will be off of the internet for a wile stupid viruses !!!
0	Can't be accused of fixing the Columbus Place World Cup Sweepstake #irony #NoHope [ pic ] — path.com/p/3oBF8L
0	feel guilty , cos I got my LaLa all shaved ... she looks now pretty sad ...
0	Concerts over
0	I for one really appreciate the VB version . All the available books are C# only
1	I've learned that Twitter is quite addicting , but you probebly know that allready : What did you all learn today ?
1	I have not watched The Unit . Sounds like I would like it .
0	Throwing up is always a great time #sarcasm
0	Once you think you trust someone so much , they lie and hide things from you . Great friend right ? #not
0	Finally made it home after this shit show of a night time to wake up in 2 1/2 hours and drive to keene gunna be fun ... #not
1	oh that sounds wonderful ! Uniting dogs & people all over the world pics to be posted as the chaos ensues ...
1	thank you for those kind words , they're much appreciated .
1	better go . nite all have fun ) soz for my ranting )* puttin on happy face now
0	Restarted my phone and got a bunch of texts that were sent to me over a week ago #loveiphone #not
0	freaking out ! AND the bloody printer credit machine swallowed my money bad times
1	why is hand sanitazier so cool ?
1	Looking sharp for my new twitter avatar and no , I'm not an expert in Social Media !
0	today is a shite day - no sales
0	was he ? Or did he just say it on twitter ? He SAID he was boys ' baseball games too . #not He's posted dozens of lies about me & Le
0	i am braid free i miss thee ... BLOND HERE I COME !!
0	Trying desperately to get these last 4 appts ... right now the outlook don't look so well
0	8 hours standing up , entertaining rude customers is definitely the dream . #not
1	is glad she has great friends when she needs them
1	I trust you will be carrying her then ? ( or at least getting her chocolate ! )
0	That's funny if my mom thinks I'm gonna miss work on Friday AND get up at 9 on Saturday for church activities . #not
0	math exam tomorrow !! , oncea gain HIGHSCHOOL SUCKSS !
0	That band banquet tonight tho best time in my life #sarcasm
0	DAMN IT JUST GOT DARK AS HELL !!! UGH I HATE STORMS [ low key im just skared as fukk lol ]
1	That's what I figured
1	RT : The FT got its sums wrong in attack on Piketty's data ! admits " an error in the FT’s spreadsheet " #irony htt…
0	lmao I can't deal . They bougie tho ...... If you got foreign hair you paid #Not
1	? al ??? rken " Absolutely Smooty Jazz on Sky fm " dinliyorum , ? ok ilham verici
1	It takes a smart person to realize their own stupidity #wisdomteeth #WordsThatDescribeMe #irony
0	it's meds I'm out of .
1	Finally finished watchin Slumdog Millionaire without any interruptions at work . Good movie . It's breakfast time . Lovemylife
1	movie , sleep , picking up jake then with him all day <3
1	Listening to yesterday's Adam and Joe via iPlayer . Makes me feel like it's Saturday
0	Just remembered how amazing Sikth are , too bad they split up
0	Yeah , that looks healthy . #sarcasm #brokenbonessuck #brokenankle pic.twitter.com/DQTHumacud
0	LOL . Ok let me know .
1	Vote your opinion on Susan Boyle !
0	Maybe I shoul read WH now to fall asleep ... hmm ... I wonder ... oww , my back hurts real bad ...
1	Video UPDATE Tonight yall im soo stoked ! studio dates are SET , new gear , layout , page , music , ughh !!!
1	Monday ... up early ... very odd of me , very
1	prolly going to bed soon . imm super hyper . textt me .
0	Me too . It was nice to watch a film that immerses me for a change . Cabin in the woods next ... #ProperMan #Not
0	Hellooo june running faster please ! Heading to 24 years old ! #not ready yet
0	My car is fixed . Have to return the rental today which has air conditioning !! Now I can sweat to/from work !
1	have you gotten to ride an elephant yet ? that's an experience in itself !
1	Packingg up on ciggs in matamoros outt with the boysss ;) & marlen
0	I have a feeling I will be cutting it close getting to my flight . . . looks like no food for me
1	that is a good idea . Head off for a walk then a pint and lunch outside
0	google chrome isn't much better than firefox
0	Finally going to write this paper I have been putting off
0	ms ca ->> I am so sad that is going back to california today I am gonna miss his f ..
0	I'm afraid not Hot Springs , AK , Chicago , Dublin , London , Paris , Croatia , Nebraska for the rest of the summer
1	Ciao , Jio ( Kat says " Bonjour " through text ) . Which reminds me - she still hasn't given me my Sun load . It's been two hours .
0	“ : Hahaha all these people don't talk to Myles and they want him to sign their yearbook #not famous
0	Loveline is too busy ... I can't get through with my craysee threesome question ....
0	purchased more CD's on my lunch hour - think I have a problem
0	yessss ! Me too . Pkr's is pvt and her requests come to my email . Yuck . Lots of ick out there !
0	NOWAREHOUSE shut down by the police . they're looking for new spaces to have shows in bmore . help them bruthas out . police =
0	RT : I've left two mildly critical comments on this post - and both were deleted . #irony #journalism thewalrus.ca/nobodys-a-crit…
0	I love how I have 22 days left before I go to the Army and every single day I've been working at my farm . So glad I get some free time . #not
0	What an unbelievably shit day #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/BfENMDYEVX
1	Our moving truck was running behind , wanted to buy us lunch on him , #not many like him any more #thankyou , but we're good
1	MTV Movie Awards with Andy Samberg tonight ! ! It will be hilarious
0	I see renting prices are going to shit again , great .... Nothing we can afford at all !
0	?? Lol nobody on my TL does but thanks for the negativity #not
0	haha i do i tried to record that but it didnt turn out to great
0	I was the only 13-14 year old boy at the meet so I got to race my 22 year old swim coach , so to say the least , \nI smoked him #not
1	this hookah tastes great
0	in the library all day until 4 when i have my italian final ( molto difficile ) and my data analysis final ... then more studying to do
1	okay , showered , shaved and time to get dressed and dried .
1	np ate . ^^ Good Morning !
1	Thinking about bedtime . Wrote numberous emails today . Feels good to " connect " with friends . Thank You , God for the computer !
0	Just got back from school . I ruined the frech test
0	RT : You're just the person I wanted to see to start my Monday #sarcasm
0	I have a cake , but I'm at work right now . Yes working on a saturday
1	WTF I just found out that I have off on Monday ! I'm so freaking happy !!!
1	Wait , no , he's on guitar . Of course , I was wondering ...
0	bbq at harveys . have half an hour to get ready not gonnaa happen . shes backkkk and wants forgiveness . hmmmmm . don't know what to do
0	i want to be a model :/ always funny how we always want what we can't have
0	Don't you love when you're the only one that comes to practice
0	aw we are jealous , ours was not signed
0	went for the longest run ever super tired
1	I just clicked the link at the top right of the bing front page to add it to Firefox .
1	I know I just think the lawsuits of Buzan over the phrase " mind map " are funny .
1	Spotted guy with hot body stripping off in the middle of work ... was interesting lol
1	ALMOST 2000 UPDATES . WOOOOOOHOOOO
1	Hiya ! Happy Sunday ! How are ya ?! Peachy keen here
1	he he , not that I'm aware of . But it definitely feels like allergy rather than swine related
0	My desk chair is broken I am currently using a piano bench . Ah , such is life
0	Oh yes . Please share your opinion on a personal situation you clearly don't , and can't possibly fully understand . I'd love to hear it . #not
0	Turning down a party offer . What am I thinking ? I'm getting old .
0	The link on your last tweet doesn't work .
0	you serious ?
0	Things that sound like a philosophical breakthrough in your mind just tend to sound douchey when you share them via twitter #irony
1	home-cooked food
0	RT : I may not drink , but I always carry a 6 pack . #irony
0	hmm - " there was an error updating your iphone "
1	Hey ! It's easy ... Just type what you're doing ! Just like facebook , but much simpler . Have a good day !
1	, happy birthday , mang . You slayed in Toronto , btw .
0	Getting some work done while I watch TV . Only one day left of this flu vacay .
1	Going to the Trop
0	So apparently people think we have ice cream at Tim's ...??? #SinceToday #not #sorrylittlelady
0	Wow , your such a sell out . #sarcasm I'm joking , well done !!
0	2 followers removed me
1	another cute animal ..
1	mmmmmm ... saw you had breakfast , now lunch ,, will i be here at dinner time ? if i dont make it to practice ,, probably
1	don't hurt me :'[ I meant it in a good way :]
0	it stopped texting me toooo ! you probably wont get this on either
0	So stoked to hear the boos in Montreal when chara touches the puck for a hit that's 3 years old and counting . #sarcasm
1	Oopsies ... I just got ur Tweet from last night ... but thanks
0	So excited for my tipshare from last night #not #soslow
1	extra set of legs dear , makes then have better grip
0	bitches will literally see you doing good & pray on yo downfall , stay prayed up .
0	On my way to work to early ! ; but cant wait for Dancing with the Stars tonight ! yea
1	had a fabulouss weekend not looking forward to the week though . #fb
1	.. they say you shouldn't have a dream girl ... ?
1	$DGRI " sells shovels in the goldrush " so to speak for the marijuana industry . They provide essential business investorshangout.com/post/view?id=1…
1	so what did everyone think of the mtv movie awards ? I didn't think they were that great :| but Kriten Stewart is literally the best ! lol
1	just watched father's nightmare n the beautiful #southernbelles ... sin city baby !
1	Woohoo !! Ad Lounge , MacLaren McCann & SKETCH.ca - tomorrow on CBC Metro Morning . Listen to us at 5:45 am ! Talking about #artunexpected
1	That's awesome , good for him !!
1	Preparing for saturday night salsa night . also doing some updates to our newsletter design .
0	There's nothing more annoying than an ugly boy being rude about a girl #brad #pit #i #think #not
0	I'm hoping some nut job red neck yank offs him with an assault rifle #irony
0	Trying to save my hair
0	hey My beautiful twitter tits , i miss you guy
0	Are you sure the 0.7 cab works ? I can't install it on my Touch HD , where 0.6 is already installed , getting unsuccessful install
1	Chocolate and retail therapy . Even in small doses , together they make everything better
1	hey hey i'm loving your photoshoot pictures . very flashh ! hows your voice holding up ? ps . you have melisa's number ?
0	great topic Phil is awesome #sarcasm
0	Thinking of Dad and missing him so much . How I wish he was still here Please sponsor me -
1	Ha . Just finished up at Verizon , I could probably test this little thing out tomorrow . I'll need a volunteer
1	I lost a $50 once . that sucks , hope you find it
1	Oh wait , my email is tellin me otherwise , maybe I did
1	back at home it's still sunny outside , later BBQ with my family and after that , up to
1	I will be there !
1	Thanks ! Found it on the rack at a thrift , for real
1	Thx for the follow . Warm regards from Mexico .
1	Maybe you could talk to NHS DIrect and see what they recommend ... it is a BH weekend and you don't want to be ill Monday .
0	sure . Let's bunt to get the runner at third for the pitcher ... #baseball101 #not
1	Liked that BB show ! Small glance at my fav couples and Mark Frith was on it ! I love Mark Frith ! He put me in his book
0	If Jeff Gordon wins this race it'll really be the cherry on top of my awesome day ... #sarcasm #nascar #rainbowbaby #boo
1	Had 3 mugs already ! The older I get the more I need to kickstart myself .
1	try to SLEEP ! promise to try ...
1	Just watched american idol , me and my sister have a bet as to whose gonna win . I say Adam , she says Kris .. Go Adam !
0	RT : #ASAPone #not #erupted in \n✎ . com ✍\nyears . #Edwyna \n☉ follow ➛\n #briscola
0	goodnight ?
1	im stuck in paramore.net yes i am pretty obsessed
0	so stressed ...
0	Watching basketball with my mom is no fun at all ; she's murdering the fun for me .
0	Does not work on Macs
0	Been up for a while , only got 5 hours sleep
0	I love waking up randomly at 4 in the morning and being wide awake #Not
0	RT : Well ... Today seems like it has been fantastic for everyone . #sarcasm
1	I think I'm going to do it when I'm in japan ... they always have the best short styleS ! Yeeeaah ! Lol how ya been miss Jamaica ?!?
0	Got Lost in the moment with her #not your fucking biz , it aint love tho .
1	Aww I love you too girl I miss you !!
1	A box of colored pencil + my Canon EOS 30D + Claude Monet =
1	who do you call little here ?
1	i am cool
0	Yeah it just got over ... but I'm sure it will be played a million times on mtv . TBH it was a little hard to watch . Kinda sad .
0	that is the worst miming I have ever seen #live #Not
0	U really kill us , and yet we thank u for it ! #irony #CutenessOverdose Thx 4 the #BonusPic #WhereIsJay :)
1	Playing double solitare with the grams and cuz !
1	Up was an AMAZING movie and worth all 14 dollars lol lexie[bby ]
1	yeah actually , wow coincidental much
1	Redoing my outline for the novel I'm focusing on . Made it through the end of Act II tonight . Yay ! I'm excited about this again !
1	Off from work . Birthday errands now . happy birthday mormon .
0	but I do not think I can ... is beginning of the week
1	I find most of my . gifs over at ONTD but these are great too ! Thanks for sharing !
1	thanks for also following me !! you rock !
1	You too !
1	Got your text ! I've been before Thanks for offering them to me though
0	Beth ! Campus ministry is a ministry of PRESENCE ! #bwcumc #irony
0	Don't you love when loses your clubs not only once ... But twice ?... Yea me too .
1	Crossing my fingers ... so much too look forward to
0	Daxter is an excellent platformer ! Sadly PSP in general is overlooked in the U.S. -- TopaZ
0	RE last RT : This I what I want to be like as a parent . I'll definitely be the cool one . #cooldad #not
1	- Hot day and a cold Corona . I'm a happy girl !
0	Wanna know what I did on my crazy Saturday night ? Came to Meijers with my mom , TWICE ! I know , I'm an animal . #not
1	All of them . Riesling rocks .
0	At the doctor for the second time in 15 hours .... #loveit #not
0	Getting that swim cap tan line now . Great ! #PerksOfBeingASwimmer #Not
0	Wide awake , I can't sleep for shit lately
1	Got my coffee and I am going to start working on my family tree again !!! FUN !
1	after the walk with the doggy
0	trying to but it's not working out to well . I might just not work today
1	Putting it into Rosewood was a big step ; now I'm contributing a piece to a grief/healing anthology . Next up : the whole story
0	Might be the last ... you know that you are killing me . I'm impatient by nature . Just told in yahoo minutes ago .
1	goood day - new clothes xx
1	On the verge of taking a bath ... Yesss ...
1	uhmm .. i dont no lol .. im having my dinner lol x
0	... awwww , you was robbed
1	Did you tell about newbie call in Tuesday #hhrs
0	If you can handle people testing your relationship , you must be in one heck of a relationship . #sarcasm #weak
1	woohhooo i love workin on cars .. just got done puttin more of the car together .. cant wait for the race =D
1	Good morning ! Sorry slow replying ... was doing my Team Hospitality duties
1	FINALLY GOT THIS TWITTER , 1LUVRYRY !! OH YEA I LOVE ME SOME CHRISSSYLOVEEE !
0	all I did tday was wathchin ' videos n now I'm getting a headache
0	The secret has to be Brian Gibbons #Sarcasm He's played great tho
1	i think so , since the final is on saturday should be fun !
0	Is there really no way to disable to embed mutex in AIR applications ( other than to hack the binary ) ?
0	You know its going to be a good night when you've got a thousand things on your mind before going to sleep #NOT
0	I assume Gove is going to fund the cost of every school replacing all its texts . #not
1	first half marathon under my belt , now it is nappy time
0	No one better to channel Kurt Cobain's stage image than a girl born three odd years after he died . It's like I'm watching his hologram . #not
0	#irony is saying you find it difficult to explain gays to your kid while claiming to believe in a loving #god that wants them dead .
1	off to london bye twitter !
1	just talked some smack about Jennifer Love Hewitt . I think she will tried to have me killed only to be foiled by her own clumsiness .
0	Starbucks just ran out of plain old coffee on me
1	I am on the plane now ... Wow what a beautiful resort . Pics up later
0	Yup I still play . Though I haven't seriously played for three years
1	Ok . I'm done getting ready . Time to be off to Paw Paw
1	well let me introduce yall to the produce section . it will be the beginning of a beautiful friendship .
0	My brother&I literally get into full out fist fights . No joke there's been blood b4 , & I'm pretty sure we've both had knives on eachother ?
1	I've just come back from work , I am ready for a second listen then I will tell you what is my favorite song
0	nahh she failed , she should pass next time tho , and i dont thik ill be bale to afford london or get the time off hows you xx
1	needs to win the lottery
0	RT : Good thing it's easy to make a living as an artist in CLE as it is , these art shows are like christmas bonuses for CEO's . #SAR …
1	i think Reagan filmed it so I'll see if i can post a clip
0	excuse my kristy bby !! am i not a good friend ?
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0	Well after pitching 8 innings this drive to grand forks should be a breeze #Not #SoreAF #OldProbs
0	Love it when I'm the one made out to be the asshole #thanksguys #not
1	Nice musli bars !
1	Going to watch some more american television !
0	YAY finally home ... awesome day went to Bax with chrissi the weather is soo hot mhmm gonna do the rest of F ? k
0	When people with the most " LIKES " on Facebook tells you " LIKE's doesn't mean anything " #Ironic #sarcasm #sarcastic
0	I cant belive this time last sunday i would've been gatehanging for you , i miss you
0	Tomorrow is the viewing I'll probably run into some familiar faces ....
1	I hate going to bed when my mind is swimming ... must stay up a bit longer . The Crow is on
0	Managing a business is so consuming that it robs you of the imaginative and creative thought process that makes your business king
0	I am now following but do I want them to follow me ? #torn #cia #irony
0	He doesn't know what ' j ' stands for - he's old and has lost his memory That's what 3 years of marraige does ;)
1	Same here
0	Waiting for the cable man . It's cold
0	It's awesome tryin to chill w someone for like 2 wks & then when you finally do all they do is pick fights w you #NOT #WhyDoYouDoMeLikeThat ?
1	I have a pick that says that .
1	LOL no . I think that is so funny . I'd love to see the whole deck though . I hope they used batz Maru in it
0	guilty as charged !
0	I need a job soon and I want matt to finish tour
1	cars are almost all packed !! heading to the track in a few
0	Oh how I love hanging out with people that I genuinely dislike ! #not
1	dont know yet . Coranation is june 27th .
0	Everyone's ignoring Jeff today , and all he wanted was to become a better friend and hang out by the shore . He has no plans yet , call him .
0	Alex Parks official website has disappeared . I hope that doesn't mean she's given up her career in music
0	war dodgers that love war . America's REAL #irony .
1	and again happy birthday
0	want elle to go to da movies
0	the problem is , my jobs really steal my days , nduy
1	Sleep Then fun with bikes gonna be AWSOME !
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
1	Thanks , Till . TweetLater is a good choice
1	Thank you for all of your hard work . Well done !
0	Arg ! I missed bowling cause I can't text !!!!
0	So much for Irish good weather , it could only hold itself for a week ; raining like hell again . Someone have incontinence up there
0	I Wish I Was Rich But Right Now any Money is Good Money , I Haven't Heard Anything From The 3 Jobs I applied to
1	Good morning It's raining here .
1	loved it : " My FAV Sneaker Pimps track . Commence to dancing your butt off ! " ?
1	My personal faves are AG , CE and Paige but if I was picking TRs I would say the Jordan boyfriend in gunsmoke
0	#rubberband #not #working \nI'm numb to the world again . Let's see if I can make it without pain ........ #numb #can't #feel #a #thing
0	tweetdeck for iphone keeps crashing !
0	Well at least the Easten Conference has more than three decent times ... #not
0	I know . I am sad too . I hope they are better than the Easter one too .
0	missing my boyfriend
1	Except doing it with a Rat Terrier at your side !
0	Love how I get invited to go out with my brother and cousins . Lol #not
1	Oh , just got over 1100 followers . Thank you to all my new followers , I appreciate it ! I hope you enjoy my blog . Let me know
0	doesn't bad weather really depress your mood It's pouring with rain ( N )
1	And Beirut is a great band ,
1	on a ten
0	Drove into apartment complex to see 4 guarda cars&2vans & about 20 guards outside chillin , some lad bashing from inside van #notatall
0	Time is really dragging this morning .
0	India ready for T20 WC , with a loss
1	xD that is honestly a great idea , you should pass that onto a lyricist
1	Submitted Letter of Intent for the 114 condo purchase in west las vegas
0	Headed to the car for lunch break . I hope every sports radio station is talking #nfl #draft again ! #sarcasm
0	fell asleep for 6 hours ... so lazy
1	Yes , but still we could meet each other I actually technically live just outside of Manchester !
0	aw .. there's no wi-fi in here .. and the internet connection is WAY slow ! argh ..
0	Aww were stuck in anchor bay !!
0	In essence Thai Constitutional Court punished nepotism . Which was clearly non-existent before Thaksin #Yeahright
1	Looks like another players is on Twitter ! Welcome Jade
0	Timehop reminded me that two years ago today was my car accident #sweet #not
0	Today's task take Miss8 and Mr10 to a free Justice Crew concert in Wagga #ThanksTelstra #not
1	ya ok
1	BACK ! Good morning ! so fun today . loved it .
0	Ran into the cutest guy ever today & got his number . Later discovered that he ? s only 20 years old A little too young for me ... made me sad
1	Yours truly officially has skybox tickets for Game 7 ( if necessary ) Sunday night . Perfect since I'm such a big Hawks fan !! #not #GoKingsGo
1	Still at my cousin Tison house watching a movie . #not that bad
0	Tried that Different pics , different sizes , etc I'm guessing they are just going through a hiccup right now
1	Finish up some music theory hw , then sleep !
0	Stuck at lax . flight delayed .
1	had a bout of huayu fun .
0	did you know that KFC brought back the double down . bet you wanna try that again #not
1	Hi ! love the pic ... looks like a wrestling stance . what's that tube thingy you're in ?
1	dont laugh at me
1	That exact same play was an offensive foul on Joseph the other night ... Now it's a shooting foul ... #nba #irony
1	OMG , I would have died !!! actually no , I take that back ... I keep an updated version on my X : drive so it's all good
1	my head hurts a fuckload . so do my knees . :/ wtf is going on ? school was a beautiful bludge today .
1	Happy Birthday young man , hope you have a great day . All the best from us lot
0	I'm literally so confused ATM about pretty much everything
1	... Cristina's Court nominated for second Emmy ! Hooray !!!
1	are you at Jeni's again tonight ? You were just there last night
1	3 MOE DAYS UNTIL TONI'S ANNOUNCEMENT !
0	Calamine for sure ! It's SOOOO itchy ! Ugh !!
0	I reallllllly dnt want to go back home tomorrow
0	Getting ready for bed . I know , it's only 8:30 . Man , I feel old !
1	We kid because we love .
0	yeah - train is already derailed
0	So the World Cup voting is bent ?!? Who knew ! #shocked #not #obvious
1	i think you're doing just fine so far !!
1	Songg Book , Put My Number In Ya Phone
1	I have your twenty .
0	Oh no I'm sorry Raul . I know how upsetting that can be , believe me . * hugs *
0	where is my UK Itunes code ? Why do you bother with these jerks . Next time sell tickets fairly please .
0	yer what bastards the exam schedulers are !
1	Especially love biting into the dried cranberries . Or " craisins , " if you will .
1	Hehe neither do I , but in London it made far more sense than here . 10,000 users in London ... more social .
1	Oh ! And I'm all caught up on homework ! Yay !! This means I can play online tonight ! be there !!
1	OMG ... you are so sweet !! Thank you so much for that . I try and muli t-t ask ( as I type and fix a water bubble gun )
0	Totally depressing coming to work on a Monday morning in the rain , and i forgot my lunch ...
0	Joe makes jokes about strawberries that look like they have been in a car crash #irony #eathealthy pic.twitter.com/QPYQHVt7a7
0	Tests are evil . Me too , I'm having instant Okinawan yakisoba .
0	RT : I'm going to drink tequila , wear a sombrero , hit a piñata , & shake maracas all day ' cause you know I'm Mexican and its Cinco…
1	I know , that's why I'm keeping it . Leveling mining though , not so much .
1	loving all the photos thank you xx
0	what would suggust Australian intervention ? Because clearly it has worked in the past #not
1	enjoys the peacefulness in my room I also love it when there's no light because I love the sun !
0	well i'm really happy that you won your bet . #sarcastictweet
1	I'm looking for a smile in a zenjar ... Has anyone seen one ? ( via #zenjar )
0	I can't get in
1	LINKDSL dropped down their ADSL prices ... now you can get 1 MB for only 145 EGP
1	play it again sam ...
1	Now at home ! relaxing ... I will watch Japanese drama
0	and you don't know how to spell my name #truefriend #NOT
0	#everyone makes mistake in parenting #not everyone is filmed doing it #stop the madness !
0	busy morning , no rolls and black pudding bummer when will the camera return who knows !!!!
0	Ouch my teeth hurt ... Wisdom teeth blow for sure ... Surgery this week just gotta wait for the insurance company to approve the drs . plan
1	yeah ill come with you both
0	Don't expect much out of me today . Much too busy to be tweeting .
0	noo prices of itacho has changed $3 for first five pieces , $5 for anythign after that whyyy doshite !
0	Sarah's going to do my hair then I'm coming home & going to sleep for an while sense I have to work tonight :/ #happyfriday #not
0	cooties at the Cassidy House . JOhn burned up with fever all night and was pitiful and now Reed is not feeling well .
0	Is * bucks is a non halal ? Really ? I just saw one of tweets in my friends timeline . To be honest , I never saw halal certificates either
0	Oh yeah I'm totally psyched to go run a 5K rn . #not
1	I find your lack of excitement disturbing . PS , sold Jetfire .
1	Hate to give up this nice quiet house but better get to bed ... Monday morning's coming fast .
0	Hooray ! Graduation practice than lifeguarding !
0	I think I'n coming down with a cold
1	can`t wait to Sunrise Festival in Poland this summer , we all are excited here about your set ! get back to health
1	The middle finger on my right hand is hurting right now , I had a small accident with a nail clipper lol .. Its my sister's birthday today .
1	You will just have to wait and see
1	and I still need a spelling feature
1	Did you know hampsters can out drink any human ? Ahahahahaha hampsters are my new homies .
1	hm , when they start loosing money for good ... and gwave is going to scoop everything ...
1	aw comeon u knew i was more coloured then you didn't you
0	I guess I'll have to get my Gabrielle Union on .
1	yeah , i pictured him doing that on stage . i started laughing .
1	Pls follow your better Music Internet RadioStation
0	The tumblr fandom ** hates Laur so much like literally they talk about her so much I'm pretty sure their like obsessed with her .
1	had a great service and Thank God for setting a Strong Foundation in my life
1	No problemo
0	I get frustrated watching spicks and specks by myself , n o-o ne can see how good I am at answering questions
1	Aw , thanks ! I like being silly ! It's fun ! Makes me misbehave oh so much more ! * giggles *
1	Morning mate . Played #inFAMOUS yesterday . Awesome game !! Really enjoyed it
1	is sitting on the floor ummmm what 2 do
0	See all the friends I don't have ? Lol #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/8H9QVYZXq8
0	Combined with all the other things there are to love about my cat #sarcasm , he totally just farted at my face . In other news , I'm dying .
0	everyones going to a party my party is called " work " and it lasts for 8 hours ... so fuck you and your parties !
0	RT : I forgot there was a flickr Super Bowl ... #not
1	hope your feelin a bit happier now just tried to vote for you but voting has finished
0	i'm just going to start tagging all the sho posts with #not my bias
0	Waiting for an ebay seller to shit your items is literally the most anxious event ever .
0	Sami Takahashi another day ..... sleepy .. i love you baby !
0	i bet you wont reply to this tweet that'll make me sad .
0	Big Brother Canada needs more cymbal sound effects . As a TV watcher , I'm too stupid to tell when a scene is suspenseful on my own . #sarcasm
1	omg ! When do you sleep . Take care ! Amazing
0	Cadwell Park Lap record 1m : 31s .... My best lap today 1m : 58.9 s .... im tired and my bike kept rearing its head at every bend
1	quit your QQn
1	common dreads out today cant wait for signng tomorrow )
0	why bother at celebs ? eh ? cause it's almost like talking to them
0	cookie is fucking gonee F.M.L
0	On the bright side this summer had started out great ! #not
1	go buy some friends
1	ok I will thanks !
1	On my way to Frankfurt to watch some movies
0	Annoyed that I'm going to have to get up early to shower at work because my hot water tank is still boiling up !
0	oh wow , i dont go on poupee anymore but the mag is called Sweet !?
0	Ouch !?! Body hurts from head too toe !! Love the old lady disease I happen too carry around with me #not #nosleeping #sadlou
1	- Ah ! Yes , designers spend a lot of time trying to avoid creating dead space so they don't have to fill it .
1	My daughter is the BEST
0	My battery Is gonna croak and I domt have my charger with me
0	idong . besok gue gtau deh ... i have to do my cas jdnya takutnya g bisa ikut . i'll try tho soalnya jauhhh
1	Hey - I think I'll be at that show
0	if you arent a winner , youre dead to me #fuck off #die #i hate you #no friends #not moving you
1	lol , sorry about that . I started off getting jealous , and then I was just glad it was not me . Hope tonight is better .
0	and man my followers are droppin like flies . yesterday i swear i had 30 , and now i only have 26 . sad day
1	you're the bestest ... wake me up tomorrow with some song ... night
0	If only it was possible that Saffia could be evicted on big brother 2nite i hate her already and i duno why :S
1	I will be armed with my camera ;) . I will admit I love the many photos in this new book
0	Just got asked if being left handed was a Handicap , and told that somewhere I should probably be strangled #howlovely #not
0	Ironically , People Magazine isn't written by people , but by shape-shifting reptilian alien creatures hellbent on enslaving humanity . #irony
0	hitting the gym ! afterwards looking forward to rewiring my studio ... yet again
1	iloveonewordsentences !
1	dear sims 3 emp ., the roof on my house will not show up and i worked hard on my mansion by the beach and it would look best with a roof
0	I've had plenty of people smile in my face but talk shxt when I'm not around . Real cute . Real cute ..... #NOT
0	I may seem like the wrong choice to everyone else , but maybe I'm the right kind of wrong for you . #not #likeeveryother
1	totally agree
0	outside tanninga bit more before the weather turns crap
1	for a man who can do countless brilliant impressions , why on earth did you settle for that ear ache of a voice #irony
0	I have to study for my exam
0	best of luck tmoro nite sham no problem to ya #quietlikeyourbrotherbarry #not
0	just listened to the song " I'm Not Gonna Cry " and it made me want to bawl my eyes out #irony
1	will add AFW on my site later today .
0	Just heard the funniest joke : " May the fourth be with you . " #sarcasm #itsnotthatfunny #stfu
0	day so i guess you should just have it then . i'm so sorry
1	did well for my exams all the hard work paid off .
1	is watching the canucks
0	But everything sounds so much better in French !
1	I love karoke . Wish I were there to cheer you on . Knock em dead ! #rsc2009
1	Morning you lot
1	RIchie !!! Things are good . Hope you're well . I'm now a follower .
1	hahahahahahaha my eyes are so azn
0	bummer
1	I guess the consensus is that this is cute or adorable . #photog #flickr
0	il and miss her way too much . c is sad .
0	omg that's how I feel to ! I try eating but it hurts my throat to swallow ima die from starvasion ! Lol
1	Tomorrow is my Birthday Waaaah 15 at last ! T in the park ticket ? I think so !
0	aww honestly ,,, where is everyone !? have you all been assassinated or something !?
0	ahh sorry to hear hugs headed your way whats up other then normal gay guy lonelyness
0	poor izzy ... i love greys anatomy and this is just to sad ...
1	clear colored nail polish that you use on your finger nails or a clear glue perhaps ?
0	listening to coldplay because im lonely
1	The travails of modern lifestyle , I would call these . Hope you reclaim the lost glory soon
1	nice report from the dodo blimp . Congestion on the monash . Everyone's slowing to look at the bloody blimp !! #irony #der
0	Snot Fair ... why do I hav ta stay in n revise when it sunny out
0	Why is you not well enough to drive here picking up up on the way * sulk *
0	How stupid is boys hug girls day ? I am sure girls are so willing to let random guys hug them . #Sarcasm
1	Student receives perfect attendance award ; misses last day of school . #irony
0	Going home sick throat is so swollen I can hardly breathe . And DON'SAY SWINE FLU . urgh
1	I have the first lying in front of me but i feel like i am cheating on Harry Potter so i dont want to lol XX
1	thank you for the #ff recommendation !
1	oh my god ~ what would we do without a white board ?
0	im sorry for you darling .. it sucks to lose a pet
1	Enjoy your cafeine boost
1	lovelovelove sydney
0	IS TIRED
1	Poor girl , the fever is horrible ! I hate it ! Get well soon Bama !
1	The best programming language is the one your boss tells you you must write in
0	Mad for an oul dominos fuck sake mam just hand me out a tenner like #stingy #so #not #cool
0	como dice mi amiga Amy Winehouse , " love is a loosing game "
1	thanks , I love your squishy hugs , I am becoming used to it so to speak , I never get this on the other two , just wondering .
1	Okay - that's what I'm going to do !! Yeah , right !
1	this was a really good episode . They all look great and are legitimately funny .
1	enjoying a rainy day ... grateful ... in a couple of days off to London ... so exciting ... grateful
0	Having a really bad and depressing day
1	is spending time with Hessica .
0	Advice : when you don't have your own friends , take someone else's! #not #hopoff
1	i think its really funny that when you think a kid , an animal or something is really cute you just wanna squeze it till u choke it .. lol
1	I have a twitter !
0	My friend Cliff has the tix , so I have to wait on him Or you can ask trent to just let me in . You know , over all else >.> .
1	thanks
1	I am at the airport picking up Granma . There are facemask everywhere !!! I forgot to bring mine
1	c ? n t ? m nh ? kho ?? ch ? a ? t ?? ng web 2.0 c ? a m ? b ? n
0	iiabblog is down again
1	Lazy Sunday - The lonely Island . yay
1	haha ! We'll have to come over , drop her off with you guys for the night whilst we go stay in a nice hotel and get some sleep !
1	Harder , Better , Faster , Smarter -- That's how we do it ( And today , u can throw " sicker " in there . The physical def , not the cool one }
0	Good lord my sister fell in an armadillo holes ... This is good #not
0	lying on the couch resting mi foot its swollen afta i injured it yesterday
1	inaccurate press reporting ! #irony #mccann
1	i didn't mean it all perverted like , i just meant a nice date just the two of us , and yes i would ask
0	FDU is going to be interesting this upcoming fall #Not
1	Good Dick Or Good pussy Will Literally Make Mfs Go Crazy
0	thinks my dog is sick . hindi siya kumain ng dinner today .
1	WE ? Vanessa WERE you on the team ?
1	My Nokia 6200 had this feature ( " timed profiles " ) . e.g. , Select Vibe , Timed , then set time to switch back to previous ringer mode .
1	" : No more drama from now on , I promise\nTo focus solely on handling my responsibilities as a father " #Not Afraid
0	“ : I love it when people don't reply to my text #sarcasm ” stop catching feelings
1	Gotta work out today
0	- why the long face ?
0	tired tired tired , had to get up early for the doctors this am x
1	LOL re dream . You're such a nerd
1	I really need too , thanks ! * Accepts tissue . * I should take another tablet . Darn summer . ? _ ?
0	Well i had a fun night by myself #sarcasm #notatall
0	This rain couldn't come at a more perfect time #NOT
0	Im bummed cause my email via Outlook not working . Going thru Yahoo 4 email , cumbersom . Got to get a tech over , hopefully today . Paul sends
1	know routine - I really should turn off PC but when turn back on- it takes 20min to get all emails in there are that many LOL
1	Good Luck with your audition
0	SIGH . I miss you kiki <3
1	hawaii in one day !!!! soaking up the sun
1	is now home nakatulog .
0	And they say you can never have too much #YeahRight ?? pic.twitter.com/Y1f3fZlvLg
1	how old is your son ? he's really sweet and cute
0	RT : Glad we could talk .... You have no idea ... #sarcasm
0	I get the privilege of spending 9 an a half hours of my birthday at good ole Chickfila , yay 20 #CincoDeMayo #sarcasm
1	two swallows
0	So Congress calls for Shinseki's resignation , gets it , and now veterans are even more worried . Overreacting always solves the problem . #not
0	sick of Internet messing up is havn 2 reset at least once a day normal ?
1	soo excited .. n ' crazzy ...... butterflieesss ..
0	Up early to do a 2 mile run and have mandatory fun day #great #not #sarcasm
1	Shopping for tays present with Kate and Missy
1	watching Monsters Inc . with Connor
1	oop not singing at the korean olympics .. haha no time !! this is wedding season for sure
0	is amused that the #AMS #WLAN blocks some job sites now but still allows eg . lifehacker . It does #block the twitter API too .
0	Stress eating in the front porch of the Wellness Centre . #irony instagram.com/p/o3r1sxHAm-/
1	Soooooooo bored at work ! The night is going by so slowly ! Excited though about Dad and Mary coming , only 3 more days
1	Of course I will be honest !! But if you wanna show me tomorrow thats fine
1	Let me know when you've posted the HD clips
1	okay ! is it a winner or a runner up ? if its a runner up , then i pray all my might that its David Archuleta !
1	Eeee caravan is totally sorted now , its good to go im so excited !
1	I love you too .
0	at work , i feel like im gonna pass out
1	i love you too , jessybob
0	The sun is bright but I have to go college to even tho exams are done
1	Dintist today ! My teeth are excited lol ... HOME ALONE for a week !! and im startin it off with my Fantastic 5 tonight ! Were havin a date
1	I am waiting for the 3rd volume of the Jyu-Oh-Sei manga to come out next month .
0	One of my favorite things is when a friend posts on FB a pic of a bald kid with no eyebrows thanking god for curing their cancer . #irony
1	finally knows how to download torrents .
0	( continuation ) lmaoo I fell asleep work up at 9:30 then I was watching stomp the yard it finished at 12am order Chinese
0	97 ... ugh is right . That's HOT ! It's humid today , but only about 80 . thunderstorms
1	Yeah he does , I Go after school && i help him with it
0	Why is that ?
0	too cool for school .... but im going anyway
1	may 26th
0	i saw that trailer a few days ago . i think ill be let down by this film read the synopsis on wiki & theyve changed looooads
1	know How will I have followers on twitter ? How can I benefit and let other benefit with my account in twitter ? #iknowtweet
1	Haha yes hi people down at the Apple store
0	crying , bec I can't vote for Miley , bec I can't sign in .
0	???????????? CIVIC 2.0
0	new haircut . very ugly
0	RT : wow i didnt realize how hungry i was until my friend asked me if i had eaten anything yet tHANKS SO MUCH JAYPEE THANK U l…
0	aw
0	“ : #IRONY ........ the day you get mass retweets ..... is the day you spelled sh*t wrong as hell :) ”
0	" : One of the best feelings is when someone understands you without you having to say anything . "
0	and still working and still broke
1	I dont think its funny .... its weak not havin all your necessities ! =( FEDEX OVERNIGHT sweetie !
0	It was jordan honey he said i carnt fit through a bus door
0	How did you do ? I didnt think i did as well as i would liked . I chose a boring passage when there was a good poem
0	And people honestly wonder why I don't want to be in Meridian over the summer . Why , OFCOURSE ... \nI would love to get shot . \n #NOT
0	Getting hit on my some drunk that wants free food - amazing #not #ribfestproblems #lifeofaribber
0	cheer up buddy
1	Tell George Clooney that I said hi
1	You should totally watch the #2wkfilm projects .
0	HIS DREAM HAS STILL #NOT BEEN #COMPLETELY BEEN ACCOMPLISHED IN 2014 .
0	Can't wait to go stand in line at 6am for #lesmis rush tickets .... #not
0	With my feet firmly planted on the floor , I am in a present moment #not #saints
1	hahahaha well yeah , maybe a little that was so long ago .
1	Lars Rasmussen ( and his team ) for president
1	heyhey ! i'm a parawhore too ! LOL !
0	Going to college for another timepass meeting
0	Because drinking milk from a farm animal is way less weird . #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/l8rr7fT1UQ
0	Do you know what it's like to feel so in the dark , to dream about a life where you the shining star ?
1	thats because you haven't got 1 thousand followers who wait on your every tweet , and you don't sit a desk all day
1	sure no problem ! It'll be fun to get together again .
0	Running out of gas and having to push a car during hurricane Katrina is so much fun ! #Not
1	Jin is the interview up already ?
1	I'm going to Vegas to play Blackjack .
0	or how about DC ? Safe cities indeed . #sarcasm
0	I just love working lunch rush . #sarcasm
1	- freshly squeezed by the carnies !!!
1	I agree with your weather opinions .
1	Omg . i love my parents i juss got a lavender camera as an early birthday present !!!
1	party planner
0	All by myself
0	oh but that's right , why should anyone be forced to care for a child they didn't want ? #irony
1	Hell yes , do it . If the scummy cunts at the daily mail can do it to you then you can do it to out MPs . Fo Sho
0	Devastated that after weeks of good behaviour Elliot bit two kids at nursery today I hope that it was a one off & not an ongoing phase
0	Let me know if he does , we're not watching the fight
1	i now officaly love the southern 100 road racing
0	I would suggest you build a poo-slinging catapult ... but apparently that is illegal
0	remember 1 reason they didn't turn Damon human at s4 finale was bc they didn't want to neuter him so to speak . The human
0	*** sighs ** Paris , early may , still wearing a jacket
0	everybody is like tweeting about ice cream #original #not ;)
1	LOL that's awesome , it must be a sign ! I get lorikeets out the back , they are such cheeky little buggers
0	I hate how energy drinks don't even give me energy they just taste nice , so I can't stop haha
1	is loving her get away from Murray with her favorite couple !
1	Bob Segar ----- Hollywood Nights
1	R&R week is going to be awesome ! I'm sure all of you will do great . Good luck !
0	Keep the customers happy ? Yes , there's nothing young women find more appealing than a drooling , 50+ y/o pervert ! #sarcasm #BarRescue
1	RSS'd Awesome pictures ! very inspiring .
1	Happy Birthday !
1	I hope you understand the risk in taking Aaron out to eat .
0	with for roosevelt graduation . adios seniors
0	Wow such a great to do list for the country's new PM #NOT
1	needs the palm pre ...
1	I love you and so so so so so so so muchhhh ... #words #can #not #explain #baes #magcon
0	Little girl is in pain and we're off to see an out of hours doctor
0	" : Cannot be serious !! In office draw for the World Cup I drew ....... pic.twitter.com/L3MCbaBTgz " \nHahaha #irony
1	Definitely had a great weekend ! Lys and I are about to head back to Jonesboro ! Gonna try to get a little work in this afternoon .
1	haha , good !! i love it !!! the colours look great keep it goin !
1	im right next to you replying . Kek .
0	Off to work .. on such a nice day
1	Plus they played Linkin Park , HIM , and The Used in the last one
0	No I'm just good informated haha
0	I haven't seen it .
0	I see . Lol . Well , I wish it were raining here . Got to do lawn now . ( " Yes dear , I'll stop playing with my Twitterers " ) .
1	The secret person has got to be Demi , " we've been through alot with this person in the past few years ... " it has to be her !
0	Where's Nay ? Awayy .
0	it cut my bloody head off this is seriously bad leaaaa xxx
0	A bee flew at my face in the parking lot & now I'm pretty sure I just accidentally qualified for my black belt in Karate . #StayedCalm #Not
0	I think I've read at least one of those . Can't remember the details . Takes me back to the days of doing ballet
1	Jodyyyy No talk for a long long time ! whats going on ? x
1	now following after hearing the name at #aptw tweetup yesterday { creativity at its best as i c at your homepage }
0	Girl , come to Jersey ! Let's have some pizza ! BAHAHAHA . I'm home alone .
0	Aw I really want to watch it but my speakers decided to break 10mins ago .
1	Back in Lancaster ... Cheesecake factory dessert for dinner ... Then mall to pick up some for a bridal shower gift
1	says good afternoon !
1	The weather has been fantastic . Shame I have to do an exam tomorrow morning but still , no more school anymore !
0	You were my first crush and my first love and I know that we'll always be meant for each other but why are we not together now ?
0	finger that had a bigggg splinter still hurts
1	Haha a hippo xD will wait for you
0	I wannna go to the beach
0	I'm craving some chocolate cake
0	Good no call on Battier for running thru Stephenson ... #not
1	well hi there
0	i need to be there then ! i cant handle the south in the summertime
0	On my way to Hazelhurst , GA with the family ! So excited bout the 6 hour drive #not #wanttobetherealready
1	#fantastic morning .. Thank you for being my wake up call Pumps .. Loved every second , of every hour .. #for real , #not a dream , #sweetpumps
0	So the MPAA is upset Eva Green's boobs are perfect for a comic book movie . #irony uproxx.it/1o0JOZV
1	ello dunno still deciding mayb engo pub probably but there's always hope
1	I'd help you out , but I just ate the last of my Reese's Pieces
1	Doesn't count if you didn't win anything
0	it literally baffles me , its like they go to look pretty ???
1	had a thoroughly enjoyable night lastnight
1	aah okay so what do I have to bring along ?
0	ckd out ur twitpic . Adorable . Also saw others ! I'm jelous - YOU MET ALL THE VOICES ? Something I can only dream about . Sigh .
0	Yay let's all cheer someone getting knocked out . Great entertainment . #not #worstsport #dontgetit
1	Good !
0	yes it is I just got out of your state in the A anytime soon ?
1	Thank you again !!
0	RT : #irony : the pages I'm trying to access about being safe online ( pastoral topic ) are blocked on school network
0	My day has started great !! #sarcasm #howintheFdidiscratchmyiPhonescreen #lovemondays
0	Gotta love these horrifying moments when you question everything you've done in your life , because the only alternative is sleep #sarcasm
1	Literally obsessed with song , #problem she sings so beautiful idk man I think I love her
1	Okay .. you just totally made my night ! I'm all twitterpated now
0	wishing that one of the jonas brothers would follow me lol x
0	The weekend is almost over
1	Tweet tweet ( via )
1	Thanks everyone - Joseph is Joseph , pretty much Meetings are about where he goes to school , etc .
1	Two ?
0	Curses , work haven't had any pricing info on the iPhone 3GS yet , was kinda hoping I could blag one , but I suspect it will be costly
0	{ HUG } . It's tough isn't it , hun
1	watching the nanny
0	Oh wow . San Antonio and Miami in the finals . Sooo exciting . #Not
0	right , just had 2 ibuprofens . Hopefully that will stop the inflammation and pain . Oh why did this have to happen at the start of summer ?
1	we love you katie , stay strong xx
1	Awesome sunday lunch with and time to digest now
0	Porygon2 #are #not #found in the \n➮ . com \nwild . wardlike \n✸ follow ✪\n #psychokinetic
1	check THAT out ! I`m following that woman ! ahahha
0	Christ on a bike . Burger King putting the ' fast ' in fast food #Sarcasm
0	regret eating that KFC . coughing non stop now
0	My sense of humour ? Intelligence ? ( which I had to look up the spelling of #irony ) but alas no .. It's my ass !
0	yeah in like 15mins lol . gahhh dreadin this exam
0	This day is just going really really great ! #not #please #get #better
0	y'all gonna unfollow me in a week anyway #not #loyal
1	Love that song Mom and dad's wedding song lol
0	you sons of bitches hung up on me when I'm trying to get my money back . Thanks for helping me out , you fucking pricks . #Not
0	Ps , do not tell me you signed a contract w/ ATB ! I've heard of people sub-leasing contracts because they can't break it .
1	At home . Waiting for my baby to come get me .
1	I used them once or twice to help out which they did . Also rubbing milk on your nipples helps heal them ( weird as it sounds ! )
1	Joey King ? A superstaaaaaaaaaaaar
0	" you're achievements are unparalleled in this universe . " #sarcasm
0	That's horrible ! Being able to eat the food that the kids don't destroy is the best part .
1	Coffee , eat , shower , tan
1	ah bugger ... sorry - forget that the rest of the world use something other than OSX
1	Just done 50 min run when BritHigh Start of Something came on ( a song so ace u can't listen just once ) + powered me on for 15 more min
0	Pacer fans constantly complain about Lebron flopping yet they're the most fined team for flopping since fines started #irony
1	Actually , dunno do u use a third party app for twitter ??
1	Glad to be of help !
0	Bad day Rain , rain , rain :/
0	Poor Dodger , must be horrible having someone accuse you like that #Hollyoaks #irony
1	Three spanish lessons in one night . Hopefully I remember them in the morning .
1	looks like boston trying 2 take magic out on our home floor . Imma slap House
1	indeed , they were awesome , they deserved it
0	#Irony I'm on blog and clicked to follow the Twitter Engineering team via plugin ... got this . twitpic.com/e5ept9
1	it's finally here !!!!
1	ah .. and #tomreply me . HAHA it will be your good action of the day how sweet
0	i'm soooo frustrated . so much do to , very little time , no ideas , all alone
1	I just love finding money in stuff that I haven't used for a while ...!
1	Hahahaha just watched this kid literally hop skip and jump over a spider at the pool . Hahaha most hilarious thing I've seen today .
1	Online Create will be going into a beta with some of our most active players soon , so yes hopefully
0	I wanna thank everyone who hmu to chill today .. It's nice to know people wanna hangout even when I don't have a car .... #whoamikiddimg #not
1	Applejacks without milk for breakfast ! Yumm . Birthday dinner tonight for mommy . Family gatherings are the best .
0	ugh i wish i was there . but no one can take me
1	lol , thats right , or hit up the celebsDOreply to find sone that do !
1	High 5 # 12 yayyyerrrz ))
1	Found a book and started reading it " The Tender Heart : Conquering Your Insecurities " by Joseph Nowinski . Good experience uptill now
0	. definition of #Insanity WE were #NOT ready -Physically Our young Men and Woman -to #fight for Our #Country \n #RepGOPFAIL
1	loving the fact that my new roommate wants to make dinner for me every night lol
1	Wake Up to Tokio Hotel ! xD ( HQ ! ) Smile .
1	Feeling frikkin ' happy now . Long time since I measured my waist . Got good news .
1	Any kind you like ... tonight I am quite flexible
0	Y is it when a woman sees a man in speedos/briefs they freak out but on any occasion they near enough wear a belt for a skirt #not fair
1	( In a high pitched voice ) THANK YOU NEW FOLLOWERS !!! ;-) ..... fasten up ... hold on ... and enjoy the ride
1	I seriously love that camera . #Sarcasm
1	" He was in love with a woman but his parents rejected her " This is what I call fidelity
0	wish i could be home right now . missing everything about it . have to wait 18 days .... dk if im gonna make it
0	wish i could win this but i aint in the US so thats why i thought of european language very diff . from english
1	Say Happy Birthday to Bentley for me Danielle mentioned it on the radio this morning . Have a great day off ...
0	would love to know where 21:03 is on twitter but cant find them twitter got to do better with this search engine
1	A particular of Dehradun , a particular uni of Delhi ! Lovely #sarcasm by Arnab !
1	That would be a very powerful association . At least it wasn't something chocolate .
0	Check me out on myspace more coming soon .... myspace.com/missshada90 PS I need some more followers
1	dont wanna get shaved for my new pics ! ale !
1	Well , I'm off like a herd of turtles ... Goodnight , a restful sleep to all , and a wonderful day tomorrow
0	- I can't get the pic i want photo fail
0	RT : Today my kids have an assessment about trees and plants . #irony pic.twitter.com/6L78IKFBxk
0	at home . my brother and my sister left me with my younger sister and went to batangas ! im not happy about it ! >
1	is back in telefonica I think I brought the rain back with me !!
1	In the pancake shop
1	Check it out ! streaming live all night
1	you are welcome ! Im loving the girl time . I feel complete tonight hehe
0	well its fathers day and well another shit day
0	My ex said I was a bad boyfriend because I had trust issues . Her next boyfriend cheated on her now she has trust issues . #irony
1	thanks for all your little poetry posts
0	Dammit , forgot to go canvas shopping today
0	Nothing needs improvement . Nothing at all . The world is perfect . Iced coffee tastes great ! #sarcasm
1	i'm going to buy some vegetables don't feel happy about buying food every day ...
1	new album is SUPER DOPE !!! glad i could be a part of it .
1	UP is the shit
1	Just waking up from the weirdest dream ever . I need to watch what I eat/drink before bed . Sheesh !
0	poor guy can't catch a break #jtv
0	naah couldn't my stupid bro hid it somewhere .... have lost all hopes of ever seeing it again
1	nice last name !
1	Well Im Waiting For The Greedy People In Ma House To Leave So I Can Cook SomeThing For Me To Eat LOL
0	I lost my phone charger . now i can only charge it in the car
0	RT : pipeline are the safest way to leak oil #cdnpoli #sarcasm
1	Chatting with friends
1	Careful ... I've hurt myself doing that !!
1	thanks ! Remember the SAE for the we make stuff too
1	replying back
1	check out your blerp twitter page . woo
0	i was at gym .. now i'm going to .. idk
1	Guys do it downtown in Sacramento
0	Stuff like this just isn't supposed to happen ! Rest in peace to all that died this weekend .
1	excited for the movie awards , >
1	The very nice lady in reception at the dentists gave me these freebies . When I was a kid , it was lollipops #irony pic.twitter.com/xOOPUlaQhQ
1	My thoughts exactly .
0	cant find anything to watch on the tv
1	Did Japanese Kanji - didn't know only twwwoo . good for me
1	why thank you So are you in ? >>>
1	Why thank you .
0	If I lock my profile , I have zero chance of ever getting a reply from MCR . On the other hand , those stupid Britney porn vids will go away
1	- Beautiful the dog
0	i CANT sleep , maybe is because nallely woke me up , but maybe is because i have too much in my mind right now .
0	A 50 y/o man came up to me saying how pretty I am and he wants to be my boyfriend and has lots of money . I said I'm#not#a#gold#digger
1	Hello everybody . Finally , I am new user of Twitter ....
0	Dear Snow , I'm SO glad you're back this May . I REALLY missed you in the two weeks you were gone . #sarcasm #SaidNoOneEver #yegwx
1	I LOVE CALI ( hope that made ya feel better , cause its true ) [:
1	Put me down for one ... Luvs me some fried chicken ! How do I find the link on Paypal ?
1	the new site is awesome , great work
1	thanx fatia lo , udh follow gw ..
1	- aw , Congratulations ! Love your great smile , as handsome as his dad . Thanks for sharing MC Hammer
1	me , tooo . Cheese curds and oreos
0	We're right at Yonge and Lakeshore downtown and we've lost it !
1	aw . The bay will miss you too .
0	Eurgh . So tired already .
1	ohhhh excellent song .. hello my friend !
0	Saw coldplay . But did not hear Swallowed by the Sea ahhhh ... Love life ! Love Verison !
0	Not sure about the idea of selling tickets #SOTAFest and than standing inline unable to get in to watch #not #CelebrateWA
0	Lightning delays and jammed fingers just make me so happy .. #NOT #softballprobs
1	Hahhahah I'm watching the greatest movie ever
0	Watching Recruits . They would have never got thru the interview process let alone be given a gun when I went thru 13 years ago . I'm sad
1	looking thru pics for the telegraph feature , super excited
0	where is everybody ? nobody's online . cause i can't talk 2 them any way else . this sux .
0	Oh god , so many adds on Fresh from guys . #BoysLoveMe #Not x3 #ImAnUglyAssBitch
1	watching The Office
1	is excited about the MW 2.0 Summit tomorrow !!!! Fun times ....
0	In other reptilian news , I'm hoping to see a gator or two in person , so to speak .
0	Is it wrong that I want to see ' s movie , Street Dreams ? If so , I don't want to be right . Too bad it's not coming to OH-IO .
0	Today i heard a honda going like about under 20 and it sounded all rev'd up like it was going over 60 xD #YeahRight haha
1	my library thanks your advice .
1	hahahahahah - brilliant random-ness
0	glad i could lighten up your day with the little gem #mydaywasfantastic #not
1	I'm in their costumer club " fan club " haha , got a leaflet in mail to get it , gonna collect it later
0	RT : #Irony & #Insult = long-time war criminal Perez a leader of Zionist mvmt that disrupted peace in the region is in Vatican …
0	I'm driving listening to my random mixes from back in the day ... and jagged edge came on I miss good music !! Fabolous feat JE trade it all
0	Concert was cancelled !!! Hal is crushed . This is so upsetting
0	Ushering for Scooby Doo has sent me baby mad ! I want one ! #babies #jokingdad #not
0	lol , dwight howard use to have all your CD and Movies you made growing up ... now .. you made him upset he hates kablam LoL
0	And my filling fell out today ... :) Just like I dreamed it would happen . So , what's next ? #Sarcasm
0	Up to nw I errh go furh netball tryouts . #Not intrested
1	Has the most amazing and attractive boyfriend ever
1	Thanks Keegan , I will see what I can do
1	watchin the MTV awards ..... solely for robert pattison .... he is swexy as they get
0	ya know .. I'm pretty sure the literally is one . haha
1	Yes sir ... I just acquired a Master of Arts in Christian Ministry-a loooooong journey completed today ... so thankful !
1	I'm not normally on in the evenings , so I read through tweets in the morning , hence my morning replies to your tweets sometimes
0	When people post their text conversations on Instagram <<<<< #youresofunny #not
0	will rest nlng muna ... i really feel sick na talaga .. huhu .. still have duty tomorrow ..
0	Thank goodness the Supreme Court decided racism was over . #whitesonly #sarcasm
1	Bar Refaeli only for you na Oncelebrity ESQUIRE Magazine July 2009 Mega U Scans
1	Ending Song of 5 Centimeter per second awesome song , and good but sad movie
0	Jz local movie here . The title's virgin 2 :p actually i feel not so good . So tired n dizzy
0	Loving sneezing #sarcasm I hate allergies
1	is gonna go get ready to head out . Have a good day
0	The return of the penalty parade ... #ducks #kings #sarcasm
1	skipping over 3G and going straight to 3Gs . . .
0	Marketing doesn't get much better than this ... Nice work Romaine Jerome #sarcasm instagram.com/p/nnpwYNSpWe/
0	Am in bed and shud b long asleep but am wide awake ! My kittie is also upset i locked her out ... sory my sweet ! Ahh .. wat 2 do ...
1	thanks for following me .
0	The word ' antibiotic ' is derived from Greek words meaning ' against life ' . #FunFact #NOT Good luck to those sitting the BIO exam on Monday :)
0	I need a reset button for my life
0	Just found a rumour in the paper that apple are opening a store in Aberdeen . Shame I'm too young to get a job
1	Oh , I get it , but literal humor is almost literally all I have to work with . The cheap shots are all I can afford , so to speak . :)
1	School musical next year is Joseph ! First musical I ever saw and knew all the words to ( including script . ) I wanna be a brother
1	is happy with my GHWT band set .... just love the drums !
0	Helping mum with tea ... onions making my eyes sting like crazy ! I'm really sensitive to them
1	np ! let me know if you need help with anything
1	i just need it
1	thanks for all the support !!! messages coming from all over the world !! we're bigger than Big Brother now !!!
1	Standing in the rain
1	ends up we're both correct ? Mission vs . Vision Statement ( wiki )
0	Going shopping 2day . Its raining tho
0	in&out getting a 4x4 with grilled onions because i hate regular onions and because all I had for breakpast was a protein shake
0	Jealous ... I have to go back to high school to play piano , I haven't played on in AGES .
0	So many good things are happening to me right now #not
0	RT : This thing has been eating me up lately . #Irony
1	i know who already !
1	yeah , we have to ! I might sleep over my sis ' house sometime this week , we should do it then !
0	Ima keep cool just for my mom cuz he not bout that life , once a bitch always a bitch !. If he bout it , he'll do suttin when he see me !. #Not
1	m gud .. missed u on the tweet scene .. too busy to say hi to friends ?
0	Don't you just love when someone snap chats you first then doesn't reply . Ya so do I . #sarcasm
0	I'm happy for Guy Scott that he doesn't get sleepless nights from Kwacha depreciation . #Sarcasm
1	how are you ? have you been to asia ? would you consider Asian tour ?
0	In the schools computer room :/ 2 more hours of school left BUH BYE
0	Something is wrong ... I'm up way too early
0	Continuing on ... Pittsburgh is definitely playing better compared to last year , but it still may not be good enough
0	sad ! you going to sell them back at wolf bookstore ?
0	I hugged Ma and she told me I smell . So that's where our relationship is at right now . #bestfriends #not
0	Well , 1st qtr goes to the refs . Nice job guys #sarcasm #pacers #lamesauce
0	Gosh , Bethany , maybe if you cared more about your followers and less about cute kids , you'd go further in life . #sarcasm
1	same ere I can't sun baith , soon walk round in it , even on holls I only last a few mins till I'm up & in the pool or sea
1	hehe I'm proud of the thing soon .. it'll be off to college , & I'll wonder where all the years went .. :: sigh ::
0	good thing we mixed things up this year with the nba playoffs . #not #NBAFinals
0	Sometimes sarcasm ease things even #death #sarcasm #lol #die
0	" Trevor will you be willing to come back from your Kansas trip early ? " Sure thing , boss ! #not #onlygonetwodays #sarcasm #workproblems
0	Chilling with HJayBee , helping her pack for ATL . I'm so jealous I'm not going ! tear *
1	Love the name
0	i stuck my hannah montana stiickers all over the wall . " Fly on the wall ! " ... yeah and ... I LOVE HANNAH MONTANA . i dont want it to end
1	first day of summer babes !
1	I see taco bell in my immediate future
0	So what they're saying is the Heat can't take the heat ? #NowThatsAJoke #Irony
1	Ha ! She's 28 - maybe I'll tell her to get a job ... Anyone need a photographer in LA ?
1	not sure my friend . I haven't heard anything myself . Check their website
1	is following only 25 ppl while 364k are following CIA . Now that's weird . #irony
0	night , i miss david
1	just had a all nighter !!!
1	Help me I've fallen and can't get up sorry I couldn't keep in that brain fart '
0	Rewriting the drafts that were lost . You do not know how much this sucks #wordpress #blog
1	Heyy i'm good ! You ?
0	i miss my cat a lot right now . she was my study buddy .
1	its my last day of school today
0	when i tried to reinstall window , i am seeing bsod ... what may be the cause ? ( ubuntu is not even bootin )
0	I wonder if realizes his article is the exact lame , gun control response he mentions . #irony thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/…
1	I'm in a door knocking war with my neighbors we knock on their door ... then go back into our rooms .... and they do it back
0	RT : you imposed ban on Pak , no offence , I can't afford traveling abroad either way #Pakistan #Sarcasm …
0	Okay I just have to do this : 300th UPDATE , WOOHOO . ( Angela is mean and is making me continue study )
0	Crap ! Vacation is over . On my way back to kinda sunny Chicago . Cubs play today . We need a win after last nights depressing Bulls game .
1	Biked another 30km today
1	ohh i see . yeah i hope so
0	Fuck man . I gotta pay for my window replacement ...
1	they do ! and thats nothing short of a good thing
0	Aaaand the ranger game just got out . This train ride home is going to be fun . #not #badtiming
1	Thanks for the #ff Shoutout !
1	OMG Donald Trump owns WWE RAW ?!?!? AWESOME ! didn't expect that one LOL Hope he gives away money again !!
1	Had a blast tonight ... raw was simply amazing in cbus and officially in love with MVP and Teddy Bear !! G'nite all
1	Will You Like To Read My Messages ?
0	Pulled a muscle in my leg Thursday , now I messed up my arm . My entire right side is fucked
0	My face and scalp are sun burnt and it hurts when I shower boohoo . At least it's sunny sometimes in SF !
1	JUST GOT TICKETS ! AUGUST 11 ! SO excited ! all i have to do is make sure it's okay with the momma . haha
1	I could be at a bar but instead I'm waiting Marie Antoinette and reading all my Korea pamphlets I got at the show , I stand by my choice
1	oh , i didnt know . i havent got the news on yet . but if i had an account i would of deleted it
1	haha that sounds like fun
0	I still cannot believe you're doing this to your " best friend " well I mean like at least you aren't making it obvious #not
0	The skin is peeling on my face from where I was sunburnt and I looked so damn attractive ! #not #yuk
1	Just got done mowing grass and showering , now its time for lunch n lemonade mmmm
1	To every mom , mommy and mother , Happy Mother's Day Hope you all do something special and fun today .
0	Okay supposed to leave at 7:15 . Which is when I was supposed to arrive originally . I'm going to strangle these girls talking nonstop !
0	Nope . But those steroids you just avoided do . #irony
1	hope to taste it soon .
0	i get to meet Tom's woman . That's my second cousin once removed that you're cheating on buddy ! i'm so excited ... #not !
1	GooLux is search for you plz follow me
1	But the discussion on the Linux kernel mailing list does not seem to be stopping .... Lets see what else can be understood
0	RT : That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field .
0	Sooo ended up having plaster i my mouth , nose , and eyes . Also scraping my skin off . So having a great day . \n #Sarcasm
1	Got some stuff to clean my car yay
0	Yhis has just been a great fucking day . #sarcasm
0	. Despite clerical child abuse , Magdalene laundries & now #tuambabies still pauses for Angelus #secularrepublic #irony
0	Ill mike is ill .
0	ohh we gonna miss you - alot . hope the computer will be okay soon x
1	thx . They had a blast- even though it will take 45 hair washes to get the sparkle out !
1	its not that big - 30gb from about 2 , maybe 3 years ago . its in the office if you want a look . full of oasis
1	New e-p is finnished check out the e-p sampler tell me what you think
0	Sorry but One Direction are my favourite boy band haha #sorry #not #sorry
1	is so tired but , fuck it , it was a good night
1	I like your new picture .
1	Sunday morning ...
0	my puppy isnt feeling well
0	* sees bird shit on windshield * without thinking , first thing out of my mouth : " ARE YOU SHITTING ME " #ilaughed2hard #unintentionalpun #irony
0	oh that sucks , when will we hang out ??!! are you taking summer classes or working camps or something ?
1	are on GMTV !
0	His #father #has #not been \n➳ . com ❆\nintroduced . canvases \n by #MonsterMMORPG ♼\n #online '
0	my mum said we're leaving ard 11+ i'll miss talking you you online hope i can use the com over there ..
0	Feels neglected tonighr
0	If you didn't post a picture at the luke Bryan concert , did u even go ? #notasub #sarcasm
0	Real cute drunk couple ! Haha #sarcasm #eyeroll
1	Any man can love a million girls . But it takes a real man , to love one girl , a million ways . -Nicholas Jerry Jonas . aw
1	Thanks Mike
0	Obama starts up $5 billion counter terrorism fund , but wants to support Syrian rebels , many who are terrorists #irony tinyurl.com/mw4snmf
1	absolutley should looks great
0	wowsers . $500 for one !
1	just 3 days of work ! Then Midsummer in Eastern Finland
1	ahaha Yeaah in Paris It was 7am ahah :p Where do u live ?
1	Thanx for the support .
0	RT : Turner Fenton High School ... Bramptons top highschool #sarcasm #BramptonProblems pic.twitter.com/vwPWJIT3mF
0	I was going to ' attend ' but find I have an appointment at the dentist's Hope you'll be doing another , or record this one .
0	It's so hard to find a good hairdresser ... had the same one for three years ... the audition process is not something I look forward to
0	just going to push her in the canal and sneak off #not
1	I'm soooo tired ; long weekend even though I slept for more than half of it ! Haha , can't wait until The Apprentice tonight .
0	Please tell me more about how you came to our country and now want us to change our traditions because they offend you . #NOT
0	It's a super surprise special thing . But he's 20 mins late ... maybe I'm not hanging with anyone today
1	Hi again ! How's it going ? Woooooow , thanks for the mention again ! Digger is me ?! Thank you ! #followfriday #Jedi
0	haha , lucky you . i just got told one ! loubee is not happy !
1	Haha , then we seem to be complete opposites
0	Still sad because Jake Owen did not beat Julian Hough at ACM awards
0	It's rude to be happy in an office .
1	yeah
0	When Maria gets left home , hell breaks loose . They leave me without any money or food and it's just fine #justgreat #not
0	ok good bc scouse accents are literally gross my ex boyfriend was scouse just thinking about his accent makes me cough blood
0	No more text buds . Aww . Hahah . Good night , twitter world !
1	Good morning Keyshia Not Cole !! LMAO
0	ms han recommended extension 1 for senior maths , but idk if i can do ittttt ><' freaking interviews tomorrow , im scared
1	What's that big black moth doing outside my window early morning ?!?! Thank God is outside ! Gd morning ! Beautiful day !
0	just remembered my mom , cousin , and aunts are goin 2 vegas and i cant go
0	awww sounds miserable Hope you are feeling better this morning xxx
1	thanks for your messages you go girl !
1	Pls tell Bella congrats on her shoe and her bike . I remember my 1st bike . It was cerulean blue & black from MontgomeryWards .
0	I love making a huge meal for these people and then have them eat barely any of it ... #Not #EatYourVeggies
1	what's this ?
1	Happy flowery a flowery dress day
1	agreed , she does a fine job ....
0	I NEED CREDIT ! i'm so sad right now , i cant even ...
1	Yup ! Been working on some great projects down here . I still get up to Atlanta about twice a month
1	Thankfully no sore throat or lost voice here , this is one of those deep , barking chest coughs . Ick
0	I swear .. If I have to hear that FREAKING DQ s'more commercial again I will go mentally insane !! #hatemyjob #lovemydq #NOT
0	What a great day to spend at the SCSU library #not
0	i miss my BFF
0	I love that the refs put their whistles away when the thunder have the ball . #sarcasm
0	Man being stressed out like this is so fun .. #not
1	We all have minimum of around 200 people in our personal social network page yet we prefer talking to complete stranger . #Irony
0	: Spelling Bee on ESPN . Love it ... #not #intellectualactivities #differentthanasport and congrats the the Thompson brothers !
0	At home . Doing everything I abandoned this weekend . Missing so much
0	Love starting my Monday off with a nice phone call to the folks at Good2Go WSDOT . Their customer service levels know no bounds . #sarcasm
1	don't let it stress you its always good to hear from u 6am wake up time for me twit u soon
0	your latest system update has caused my Xperia z to crash as well as . Continually lose signal ... #not impressed
0	# no way #not another PM from Quebec #western Canada deserves better
0	rough night - victor your car is getting wet so much for that carwash .
1	good morning ! what a beautiful day it is ! ( via ) Goodnight but Yes a beautiful day it is !
1	Leaving Tulsa so early makes me sad but I'll need some sleep ! I get back home a noon !
1	HEY CHEYCHEY !!!!!! omg i LOVE your picture !!!
1	I've flirted with the idea of actually getting a 360 just so I can have the widest competition ... Still considering it though
0	watching the most disturbing movie ever , 2001 maniacs . it's horrible , but i can't stop watching .
0	OUR trip ! you have to take your sis ! just got bit
0	i miss my jace ! hes in minnesota for the whooole week
1	you should have done it on Saturday guys In some parts of the world , it's already Monday
0	Looking at other 5x5 caches . One in SE Missouri might be worth taking a look at . One in Arkansas not 2 far away but a multi .
1	Hmm ... Just imagining what integrated GPSes would do to stolen Macs .
0	Friday is demo day , I forgot ! I need to be home . I will need to be home for the remodel too . Check your weekend schedule for me
0	RT : Every time I hear the word " Jesus " I fly into a rage than can only be quelled by a specially trained rabbi \n
0	RT : And things jus keep on getting better #not
1	New Video Is Processing
1	woot I am now home
0	hey guys wassup ? was busy in many thngs dis days
0	You're so cool when you post about how drunk you are . #sarcasm
0	First day back on the job after a week of being sick , the residents sure do know how to take it easy on me ... #NOT !!!!
0	Aw .. the grillz in my background look like plaque ..
1	- Meliha and Veronica in party mood
0	Heading back to work . No matter when I cross the Lions Gate Bridge , it's always one lane in the direction I'm headed .
0	Argh !! I have forgotten about my bill
1	It is too gorgeous outside for me to stay inside . In the spirit of space exploration , am dedicating myself to solar studies today .
1	I saw the Hannah Monatana : The Movie yesterday aswell
1	is watching Full Metal Alchemist in my room
1	Thanks and -- for letting me know about Pocket Tunes . I'll look into it !! Cheers
1	Ahhh twlight woo hoo new moon preview
0	I love when instagram loads one video but not the other . #Not
0	yes it is our time is rather limited at the moment but we're all about pot leaf pasties
0	Thrilled to be going to LTF training instead of Luke Bryan today ... #not
1	drink some beers
1	Two small batches of cupcakes on the go now
0	Very disappointed with the results of the elections . Separatists , racists and catholics still seem to dominate our government
1	How did you find the twitter application for your palm centro ?? thanks
1	nosebleed monday Oh please tuesday make my week
0	great have to be at school for all the #e3 presentations
1	Quicken Blog meeting . I love the blog team ! Exciting things happening for us
0	Maths Exam Revising x
1	Byee Will ! Enjoy yourselves !
1	hmmm . the Facebook username spreadsheetjockey is still available . should I take it ?
0	having a great time with my boyfriend .. but deep inside im sad
0	says backpain again .
0	Shopping over now for the awards <3 cant wait soooo exitedddd = L.O.V.E <3
0	sayang hindi sya gumagana dito sa internet ..
1	I so hope tooo .... have fun out there
0	aww thanks again honey ! super tweet of ya lol catch tweak to ya soon : P back to work now bleh
1	Whoa ! " In Her Name " just jumped to number 3 in the sci-fi category at ( ebooks) !
1	What bridge is that in the pic with the car in it ? I think that's a ' 69 Chevy Camaro by the way . Nice new site Brooke .
0	what is going on with the VPS Fest this year ? There are no news in your site
1	hi Woody !! Thanks for the endorsement !!!
1	Now watching : Hannah Montana , 5:00 PHT
0	Literally have to constantly say fuck you over and over through out the day just to get through the day .
0	Also waiting on a reply about a house that we really want to rent ...... ( she says whilst biting her nails impatiently ) xxx
1	bon appetit
0	doesn't it always do ..
1	Clear blue skies and sunshine . Nothing like a bit of vitamin D in the morning to energize you
1	I will never eat again after that pizza w/ in Manhattan !
1	Well , there you are then ! And - you can do it at any time !
1	Thanks for retweeting and
0	Another bad day for lewis Hamilton
0	Gotta love looking back on your pictures and having a beer stain on your shirt in almost every one . #not
0	Ok now to start revision for the 3 exams next week !! #solookingforwardtothat #not #exams uni
1	Heyyy My Twitter Buddy
0	go to lunchh with -- people
1	Neville so totally rocks . He's been my favorite character from HP since , like , ever . And Matthew rocks for his playing him
1	happy birthday hope you have a blessed day & dont let no ratchets ruin your day cus im gon need thm to run that fade , legalize me
1	Excellent tip ! I've got so many casino cards that I could deal a 10 deck shoe
1	i'm running all the background checks , still freaking outt .
0	Wait , it was for during the M&G . I dunno if reg . ticket holders will get 2 see it . That sux .
0	Oh yeah , Well he did do Juelz wrong by sellin his contract to Def Jam for 1 Million . IDGAF . Thats fucked up .
1	BURGER KING = LOVE am i the only one that puts fries in my burger and it the crust around it first ? People , are looking at me weird :|
0	i get a peak speed of 512 Kbps -- at peak times its worse than a dial-up
1	HOWEVER , I'm NOT turning status updates on 4 u becuz I have insomnia & u'll just wake me up . Only D is allowed 2 do that
1	In an internet kiosk in Delhi . Skiing at Rohtang pass was fabulous yesterday ! Six more hours out here and back to Mundane life in hyd !
1	Original batman ? Happiness
0	Get outta my head , outta my system . Get outta my heart .
1	who wants to swimmmmmm
0	Oh my god ! I am so cool I am going to type an awesome statement then a full stop . Cause I am awesome . #truestory #facts #sarcastictweet
1	in the movie my big fat greek wedding that ws the secret formula for zits .. hvnt tried though
0	12 new tweets . Gee . I wonder what they're about . #Sarcasm #WTF #Mets
0	Broken dress , broken nail and a shitty hair updo ... prom is great lately #not
0	makes u proud to be British hey ? #not !!!! Get a fucking grip
1	it would be really nice if the new Yardhouse in Coral Gables had outlets & free wifi
1	RT : We Spend Our Present Worrying about the Future & when Future turns into Present , worrying continues !!
1	Oh no ' m already there I can't be your 1111th follower ? || Anyone else want to be the lucky one ? Follow him
1	on the way to go shopping with my mom .. hopefully we'll find something for fathers day
0	still waiting to see if mt car will be fixed today
0	just got back from the casino . didnt win big
1	im touching myself with an oil rag .
0	needs to start wearing her glasses again
0	Ways to impress a girl : tell her you're gonna say " cute things or whatever . " Totally swoon worthy . #Sarcasm
1	we off to see night at the museum now
1	Face it . Wats Done is Done , n ' I aint Lookin bac . Brand New babe !
1	my fave literally love you so much , you're like a sister too me always there for me and can always make me smile , so pretty and ly
0	Eating at a bar by myself while " One is the Lonliest number " plays . #irony
1	- OKAAAY I WILL STOP Lyy
1	I was surprised when I saw that scene too . I hope the anime keeps it . ;)
1	Omg haven't tweeted in a while !!! Getting ready for school happy Tuesday !! 11 days of school left !!
0	My Bestfriend gone be a Seabee and for the next 2 years I'll be working with Seabees #irony
1	yeah , of course!!We've been waitin u for hours!c'mon tell it !
1	will do , what's your address
0	Raise your hand if you play games on FB ? .... #sarcasm .... do not send me an invite . #pleaseandthankyou
0	It's that time of the month to rep the bloods . #im #not #false #claiming #its #a #inside #joke #for #girls #so #nigga #chill
1	sounds magnificent . Woahe I could have aren't it all
1	im getting a cyanide and happiness plushie !
1	EEEEP i am SOO excited to see you guys again . i love you so much sing beat again pls ? x
0	hope you feel better ! I'm gonna try to go the eff to sleep now . Gnite/morning !
1	LOL .. no worries ... I am and always have been a Donnie Girl
1	Nope , we cover VB , VBA and ASP in this course . No C# for me for probably a while I'm out to re-learn Python next .
1	Sure , I will check it out
0	r94 ( reset of svn , need allot debugging i think swiftlet 1.0.2 ... ) committed by svenn . dhert
1	Rain Rain GO AWAY !!!! Baseball games want to be played !!!
1	- because once a year is not enough
0	RT : I guess Stander has been getting in on those free acting lessons too ... #OscarTrial #sarcasm
0	Just bought an iPhone 3G S ... For Jessi . I'll be ' upgrading ' to her 4GB first gen iPhone for the time being .
1	two more days until the sims 3 comes out and i disappear off the earth
1	thanks for the lovely welcome .
0	I love when tesla screen shots my snap chats . #not
1	Another thing to note is that some topics are less of a flashpoint than others . Not many relish confrontation like me #awaresg
0	Would really love to go gor a run however no exercise got 5 more weeks yet #stupid #operation #hate #not #exercising
0	RT : " : The page committed to diversity is 2/3 white people #irony pic.twitter.com/Gq3u60QnXe " #OnlyAtHazen
1	i think your roots are ace lol ...
0	I am tired
1	hey you owe me a phone call ! hope you are going well !
1	found various things to do a tiny bit of parkour practice in his back garden and it's pretty funsies
0	I miss my Flash Gordon ! For those of you who don't know , that's my car !
1	see you Jen !
1	I'm back on Twitter Hm .. thinking about what I'm gonna do for the rest of the summer confuses me .
1	Kellan almost killed his truck . lol .
1	Pulling an all nighter . Bought the best Cd on Itunes . Go check them out : Best $10 I have spent .
0	Awaaakee tweeetss ! this is gonna be the boringist day ever ! my whole family is going to a wedding except me and my brother . erica ...
1	I love Journey That's enough twitter for today me thinks
1	Just spent a bunch grandpas cheesebarn .
0	Don't worry scousers , I'm sure the mighty Aston Villa will keep Man City in their place on Wednesday ! #yeahright #sorryliverpool
1	you making a birthday gift for your favorite actor .
0	found some pics of Em eating in MC from the same day as the interview , she looks annoyed
0	Apparently my fancy new phone has died
1	tipo : g'morning people !!
0	RT : I need to send some bookmarks to distribute with the book #irony #IGotJokes #CommutingIsReadingTime
1	Morning teaching : done ! couple of business talks : done ! Putting the rest off till tonight and seize the day and nice breton weather
1	whew ... Never realized that I missed him this much .. but I'm glad .. can stabilize my emotion again .. I know exactly how I feel to him ...
1	at least it tastes good .
0	Staring at so many grumpy faces right now has put me in the graduating mood . #not
1	More like Mr. FluMan right now i think .
1	Going out with the girls tonight , one of the two things I look forward to when I come back to Mayo x
1	Thank you . ( Enough said )
0	Home because mom is sick and didn't wake me up , I guess she figured I would just love to sit here all day #not
0	We could never have figured that out without your help . #sarcasm
0	yeah im bad how was the rest of the party ? and did i hear right that u are studying events management ?
1	watching the lake house . cheesy i know . oh well
1	I love my new car !!! what a pleasure it is i am gonna have loads of fun driving it whoop whoop !!!
0	walb.com/Global/story.a… Poker game among town leaders busted and all arrested . #irony #hypocrisy
1	I just came back from Tortoment Softball tryoutssss !!!
1	ya i think that's my fave MJ song too . It's a bit of a feel good eighties classic .
1	Hands on head to be exact ..
1	You can get into Canada , but I can't ? WTF !!! ( Seriously , I'm not allowed to cross the border ! )
1	Twitter is my whole life . If yew go through my pages of updates yew will see everY thought , song , and emothion that pops into my head .
0	Sorry -- we're working on it . Looks like Groublogpon's having a case of the Mondays
1	Enjoying the nice 64F weather in SF n watching the Angels vs the Giants I wish I had my camera tho
1	lots of veg
1	Just had an amazing night with a gorgeous lady friend
0	Wake up , go to work for 11 hours , workout for 2 , go to sleep , repeat ... #livingthedream #not
0	Hey , y'all! So , eyema jerk eye got a follow mention from the very lovely yesterday , and didn't even give thanks ... So ...
0	#WhatsApp showing #restricted background data . #not working properly on #windowsphone
0	Crying babies in an audition waiting room just add to the gloriousness that is the commercial audition . #sarcasm
1	Hey Mich How are you ?
1	Oh noes ! I love that place
0	ugh I know . It literally takes a good half hour for me to get out of my driveway ! So much traffic
0	Yup It's gone off twice tonight .
1	Party in the RAIN !! Woot Woot !!
0	well done on making such a great sat nav . It always gets me to where I want to go #not #sarcasm #couldntfindwayoutofapaperbag
1	glad you find the article entertaining and SO glad to meet another Glambert
0	WOW . EDITING PICTURES IS SO DAMN FUN . SPOT COLORING DOESNT TAKE 204984921 YEARS OR ANYTHING . #sarcasm
0	Back on the bus after grad bash ! My feet crazy hurt ! 4 hours till i get home
0	13 job apps out , 20 wks looking and nothing . Doesn't even include the hubbys hunt . Looking like a sell off/move out of area is imminent
0	Yes I know I'm fat . Yes I know I look funny running on the treadmill . Thanks for laughing at me in the gym while you two get drunk #not
1	that sounds like a long day ! we'll at least hopefully you can get some rest now ! it looks like you have a good cause ! G-nite !
0	Boy oh boy Columbia , South Carolina sure is poppin tonight ! #not
1	Till the end when we part I will give you my heart , And i ? ll promise to love you with all that it is .
0	Oh . Youre so funny ! #not Because of Santa Barbra ?... i get it now ... #getalife
1	wooot lol ahhh yay twitter my myspaceee for yo followers lol
0	I'm going to look like a 79 year old women at prom with sausage arms and a big head #mydressissoperfect #not
1	Is going to put on a peeling off face masque for clean skin haha wewt wewt
1	You cant put off age but you can put off grumpiness
1	Good start by the #Thunder ! Weathering the storm so to speak . Staying poised and calm . The #Spurs look desperate ! #WeAreThunder
1	loving it always
0	kitkat : ugh . save me
0	you know , they might have grown but ive been wearing flip flops the whole time lol . i have big feet to begin with anyways
1	Only if you call me " Number One "
0	=[ i'm going to sleep , maybe things will have changed when i wake up . /// imissyousomuch .
1	Got a SHAM WOW !!!
1	Where oh where have I been ? If u find me pls send me off in the right direction ! Thx & have a sunshiney kind of day
1	so i noticed
0	Taking senior photos soon ... somebody teach me how to pose #not #photogenic #help
1	today was a nice day . parade . talk talk with berto . now home relaxing
1	Since the critics spoke and gave it 2 thumbs up I went 2 see " The Hangover " .. INSTANT CLASSIC !
1	Thanks Can't wait to show it to you
1	I disagree ! Bing it has a great ring to it ! Even better ... " I binged it ! " = ]
1	Sure thing !
0	thinks everyone needs to hug their kids just a little bit tighter !
0	well , 2morrow i have 2 go to my aunts funeral
1	says good evening
1	Has nothing to do today !!
0	I pray every night for forgiveness of my sins known and unknown #not perfect but I do know JESUS
0	RT : Tonight I shall be wearing pjs and hat . #sarcasm \n\nIndyCon Steak&Shake pyjama party !
1	lol just like big brother !
0	I'm guessing most of ur friends will be shocked the heartbreak kid is keeping someone around . I fell asleep early w X now I'm up
1	sims 3 comes out tomorrow i'm getting my copy after my music exam xo
0	in the worst mood
1	Thanks Kerrin , love your litle cuppies
1	Chicago Trolly Pub Crawl tonight
0	that's the billionth time someone's made a reference to thighs today , it's like national thigh day or something . I hate mine
1	didnt get home til about 630 in the morn .... so yeah , im exhausted ... but imma still bang out some good stuff
1	off to bed people nights
0	6 months and no boyfriend .
1	Sorry to hear you didn't make it to the birth unit - hope you enjoyed getting stuck in London
0	and we got some bangin kool-aid over here right now !! I'm drinking hard body until my diet starts friday
0	I think I leave friday might be sat I need to check my flight
0	can't you make it ?
0	Let me know how it how it went tho ... Maybe to get a glance i will go to walmart and see if any1 has it . LOL if not ..... :
0	hmm , but i really love the curvy design of Palm Pre . Palm is almost extinct in India
0	Real excited about this episode of the boondocks too . I DEFINITELY wanna see animated tv's only black family be slaves #Sarcasm
1	Heya ppl i have just added first wallpaper of Angel Cabrera on my site -
0	Dead still out there . Time to ride :-D \n #dirtybike \n #ohtheshame \n #not
1	awww you shouldn't hate her then LOL have fun tonight
1	I voted for her hope she wins
0	hatin ' this rain ! ~ CSH
0	I is so unedumacated
1	OMG I TOTALLY JUST VOTED FOR YOU =D MILEYYY , when are you coming to australia so i can meet you lol ily , biggest fan EVER =D
0	is having me fax my bank statement as proof of payment . #Irony #1990sService #FaxMachine #EcoBilling
1	thinks castles are fun
1	Big ( D)esign Conference 09 was amazing- but for now I will quiet the flood of ideas & read some Michael Chabon to unwind . #bigd09
1	Just got to hollyhood
0	My phone is going dead
0	I can never tell who #MarvAlbert is rooting for !? #NOT - #NBAPlayoffs #OKCvsSA
0	I miss my cousin too .
0	Its times like these I love my downstairs neighbours #thanksforthepartyinvite #not #tryingtosleep
0	Now I is cold because beautiful boy who hasn't shaved for me went away
1	check out our videos . We can make one for YOUR site !! CONTACT ME !!!!
0	God I love people who start the convo over text but then never reply after that your my favorite kind of people #sarcasm #annoying
1	Beginning my trek to Fort Madison with the wind to my back
0	When summer comes and California starts burning , try to act surprised .
0	There's a giant screen counting down , so we have 74 days/to the end of summer . It's crazy quiet in here !
1	is clamped out ... haha
1	Wow , Scarey I was born there want a coffee date ... LOL Just kidding
0	I have school anyway BUT I will prob cry if you dont too lmao
0	Why do people always bring delicious food to share at the office - at 3pm I have no will power . #not -fair #temptations
1	Sitting in the arbys parking lot texting my baby
1	im very blessed looking forward to a peacefull week
1	south ??? im jealous ! havent been there for the longest tiiiime ! yes ! i'll text you when i'm free
0	So , so easy . Really , I would have gotten it at the first clue . #not #NHL15Subban ^ER
0	Maybe her reason is that if the guy gets arrested she won't be able to feed the baby #not all woman r independent
0	I know d bad news is comming so I'm just waiting that's all ill do ill won't try to prevent nothing
1	how cute , you like Bacalhau ? It is very good . My mom made a quieche de bacalhau last Friday . It was really good !
0	sorry im like out of it cant think stright idk if ima drive to school today
1	agreenteen.blogspot.com and soon to be agreenteen.net Working on some new posts !
0	i wish my exam ends today
0	wow ... That's so right ! He dance so good ! Haha^^ so I want to watch the video again and again I need their youtube !
1	that sounds amazing . even the crying .
0	THAT IS THE MEANEST THING YOU HAVE EVER SAID . YOU KNOW MY GREAT AUNTY IS ALLERGIC TO SALTY KIPPERS . MUST YOU REMIND ME . COW !
1	Awesome ! Have you signed up online as a grassroots fundraiser ? We have a great program and can support you in your efforts
0	Gonna be spending my saturday night doing homework #greeaat #not
1	I wish there was a recorded version of this ! She was so cute rapping ?
1	My aunty's over for a coffee .. She's an English teacher so I can smell the A's on my assignment papers !
1	damn mum just got home ... the dress is white with navyblue prints , no gumboots wearing boots with heals ! and a trenchcoat ! ;P
0	RT : #NYR definitely brought their C game tonight . Way to go boys . #sarcasm
0	of course . #sarcasm
0	ITS WORKING HEHEHE . AHHH ITS STILL A NOOOOO BUT ITS UP TO U
1	I cant do hot saunas ... but the ones with steam and eucalyptus is the most amazing thing EVER !
0	Really hurting right now ... How does one wake up feeling fine and acquire a hangover throughout the day ? It #does #not #make #sense
0	I cnt sleep . Tried for almst 5 hrs already .
1	“ : Yes we did ! We just got picked up for 2 more seasons of #PrettyLittleLiars ! Season 6 and 7 , here we come ! ” Literally how
0	“ : More valuable than anything in the world is to restrain yourself from a bad deed when passion seizes you . ” #NOT
0	That's all fine . The worst part ? The bride wore white . #Irony #sextape #WhatILearnedToday
0	So much cultural appropriation today !!! That's so awesome ... #sarcasm
1	Peace Train is an excellent choice Have you listened to his new album ( released as " Yusuf " ) ? It's pretty solid , I'd reccomend
1	thank you so much ! that makes me happy .. I really have some more stuff coming up ! I appreciate you goin 2 my blog
0	I wish i was one of those pretty beliebers that get literally everything and they're twitter famous(- :
0	ohhhh copy . Yeah it's great ! P.S. Tell lynny I say hi ! I waved to her the other day she didn't wave back . Lol
0	Stats can predict what may happen but r only 87% accurate . #irony
1	Ooh . out to dinner then angels and demons
1	to fan : you got that right !!!!!!
1	i love wtso.net theres every simpsons episode on there ! its amazing !
1	heading home 2 NY 2day . GREAT meetings in LA !! Decided 2 go with Joyce Sevilla 4 my PR ! Heading to Griddles Cafe 4 breakfast soon ..
0	You know it's gonna be a good day at work when you get asked to do a bakery pull #not
1	id like to see the next Star Trek movie be the origin story for the Wrath of Kahn . just thinking out loud ...
0	Still n da loaner car frowny face patiently waitin on my truck !!!
1	is a bomb story teller .... lmao
1	Loving the weekend . Loving family . Loving showers and gifts . Love .
1	there is only soccer in USA , in another country is called football
1	do you have the mp3 for Jean LeLoup's La Vie Est Laide ?
0	Will blame the heat for this loss ? #irony #NBAFinals #TheStarters
1	And like that , she was gone ! ( But at least her hair is natural brown again )
0	the masterplan by oasis ... as an #LFC supporter " #EFC threw the game yesterday " so liverpool wont win lge #sarcasm
0	bb's take a v long time 2 update ! baa what a waste of a sunny day arrrghh !
0	No entertainment system in Air China flight to San Francisco Sucks , hope I'm going to sleep
1	Time for my daily dose of stims
1	Thanks so much ! I will be back on tour soon . Two new books in the pipeline !
1	got some sweet birthday gifts .
1	Ruining lives with a smile on my fucking face .
1	I didnt realise how busy I am this week . I need to invest in an diary / organiser lol
0	Algu ? m me ajuda a arrancar de mim essa maldita coragem . - I've got a bad , bad feelings . it's gonna be a long long way to happy ...
1	Sounds like fun
0	Irony is not missed here . #irony #hsph instagram.com/p/olyO0TtS2S/
0	i agree , except , im probably like 4000 km away
0	I KEEP LISTENING TO EMONESS . ))) I think I'm turning EMO . I need you guys to make me happy . WHYYYYY
0	Mums so pissed she can barely speak and ive got to try and find her in town ... should be fun #not #deffshouldbeme
0	oh my gosh ! I'm so sorry ! but glad you're okay !
1	Watching Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern . I love this show !
0	sure is !
1	Have you Gone Loopy ? Group Loop has 5 programs combined for success ..... Come join us and start living your Dream
0	i don't feel so good
1	Oh yeah ! Saw Star Trek yesterday with and a couple chicas . I was skeptical but it was quite amazing I would see it again
1	goooood days . MI-CHI FLY HOOOOME
1	recovering from being sick ... anyone want to bring me soup ?
0	Fuck yeah . They should start reading it first . But nooooo , they already know everything . #not
0	thanks your soo nice #sarcasm
1	Please follow she's made me very happy this mawning x
1	your routers being dumb , as it doesnt like that amount of bandwidth ... 15G per month , thats a ton of txt messages
1	You look like Justin Lee-Collins brother
0	“ : Not sure why that pitcher proceeded to give me low and away fastballs” yeah me too #not
1	Do not be sad if job is far from home , if it is near you girlfriend house . She cooks better
1	And thank you for the #followfriday Looking forward to meeting you soon
0	Sitting here at the house bored as fuck on a Saturday night .... Just great #sarcasm
1	really really really has to try and sleep tonight as long long long day tommorow , night all
1	Aren't we forgetting someone ? #followfriday x ( via ) < Welcome to the twitterati
1	: FF is FollowFriday , evry Friday U send blind ' shout out ' recommending ppl U like . Try & srch followfriday !
1	of course were no stragers to love . and i heart when you sing to me . almost as good as when i heard your voice on skype
0	just looked at my bank balance .... uggggg
1	I have Mind In The Gutter on repeat on my iTunes
1	It's the weekend !
0	Yay , chunky dog vomit to clean ... #sarcasm #toomanystickseaten
1	the sun has got his hat on hip hip hip hooray off to the shed foe a bit then a chilled afternoon ' good times '
1	Recital part two in a pretty great mood ..
0	It is rainy and nasty outside . . Go figure the day would be like this after the celtics lost game seven .
1	OMG . I think and will recognize this song Expose's Come ... ?
1	* waves energetic like always * Need a break before lunch to say hello to you .
0	Smashed my finger
1	#LVATT everyones got to buy the cd of get it on itunes !!!!! it's finally here
1	am avoiding Hooverdust.com ' till I see the flick !
1	heading to NoHo to meet up w . Kelly
1	Never underestimate the power of sunshine ! It's one small thing that makes all the difference on a Monday morning .
1	Yes , Gertrude , beautifully said . Attraction is what makes the world go round
1	As with all things it will pass and everyone can admire my glowy drumstix .
0	had a SUPER tiring day and has no energy left in her to study for tomorrow's exam
1	Yup so sad i dont know how we can win this lol XX
0	I am good thanks ... just getting my PC sorted . my other one had a meltdown
0	apologies don't fix hurt feelings kev . anyway i'll get it from u next time I c u .
1	watching match people on blogtv .
0	i am seriously hungry nd duno what to eat nd havta hav tha hous tidy fo haf6 mon morn
1	Need to send emails to 100,000 contacts ? Check out EmailUnlimited on
0	RT Pub lunch in the swann inn in crewkerne .. feel about as welcome as a fart in a sauna . FART ROBOT APPROVES .
1	Wait a min , u pretty much home til u jump the pond ? I have 1 wk 2 go . If I could find a cheap flt It's a thought , haha .
1	Feel better ! Rest up this weekend
1	woohoo ! I got the Sunbeam Caf ? Series grinder at Eu Foods for only $198 ! Epic win
1	I'm glad I went to Relay For Life It was a good day .
1	Such a great game !
0	Ah Anna Soubry . \nDefence Minister \nWith no idea about Defence ... \n #credible \n #Not \n #SouthKoreaShips
1	at matthews graduation he was ken from barbie girl and tpain for get low and a bunny
1	Omg .. I loved that blog .. Awesome
0	really looking forward to spending the next 11 hours in the car . #not
1	true ... they were filler-ish , but i love flashbacks and minor characters , so it was great for me ! lol
1	add him to your contact list then block him
1	* giggles * well ... it's 1am here ... and I just got home from work ... lol ... you sleep well !
0	Glad you kept your word on that . #sarcasm
0	At work at the mo and it's so sunny here today Off to see a band tonight !!
1	Ty both I appreciate it !
0	I can really see the effort you put in to change ..... #not
0	wish i had noms ...
0	Such a warm fuzzy feeling when I come home #not #yesitssarcasm #fuckthat
0	leaving trish and melissa this night was fun B <3
0	its pussing
1	Glad to make you laugh . Sorry about the water though .
1	beach yesterday weather gr8 which makes a change !!! y is it that when the sun shines it makes everything feel better
1	I think you mean , not # .
1	Entendi !!
0	Drew everyone in my SAT class on the board #satready #not
1	hope this works . something peaceful for the afternoon ?
1	is glad it's not raining , but a little annoyed that it is freezing !!! So glad it's not MY spring break
1	wow i love your apartment !!! Very similar to my new pad in London xx Hope u are well xx
0	THAT's good thinking ! U.S. releases secret list of nuclear sites - NY Times :
1	I have funked myself onto twitter now too mate .... It's Rick here
1	good thing we ran out of food HAHAH ! but as soon as theyd goo grocery , UGHH ! dieting is all done :|
0	Two years of going in and out the arts building and I still don't know when to push and when to pull the door . #achievements #not
0	Anyone else having issues where when you go to reply the box shows up at the top of the page ?
0	Oh is that time for real ?
0	Saw a movie , finished a book . 2 great female characters killed off . I'm not a happy woman . #HappilyEverAfter #not #romcom #satnightshow
1	As The Killers so eloquently put it ... Everything will be alright .
0	#Irony not yet dead , I see - #Rennard rushing to save ...? #c4news
0	oh of course XD sorry i missed your point , i think both our points are very valid . i'm still at schooool
0	Having my favourite meal tonight , stake and chips . #not
1	That is very amusing . Eminem !!
1	awww hope you get better
1	be honest . WHAT DID YOU REALLY DO ? you didn't REALLY kill your dog , did you ?
0	is sick and lonely
0	your always welcome in Ireland , we love you\n #AHAHHAAHAH \n #NOT
0	You look good when you are there with me , and i look best when you are not around . #irony :p :p
0	no one but India talked to me today . Ashley never text back and Chrissy never called back . I hope I didn't do something wrong ... ignored
1	mtv movie awards
1	superbad = hey monday+extremely hot room + andrew
0	extremely hungover ... do not remember last night
0	I'm getting irritated , my iPOD is missing
1	yeahhh i was just gonna say vimto is aceee
0	IM GONNA WAND YOU TO DEATH . Makes me want to roll a mage rofl also ,
1	i don't feel too hot ... =( damn headache but tylenol should save the day ..... hahaha ... hopefully
1	Hey How old are you ?
0	RT : FU ! FYI Mikey , #JERUSALEM IS #NOT THE CAPITAL OF #ISRAEL & #NEVER WILL BE ! { …
1	Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and then . My blog , Ex Forensis , got picked up for syndication .
1	Waiting formi madre so me && justin can chill
1	Wishing you a great week , happy Monday !
0	URGH ! It's only Wednesday !
1	Beat The Star time
1	so ....... you lived . Thats good
0	The lady messed up my eyebrows I look like a total idiot ! Ugh !! :'(
0	#Irony RT : #RIPCuzzo #RIPAlex #RIPBobby . Who am i missing ?
0	My parents may be heading to Zurich - but I'm having a nap soon . I win . #not #nolife #whatisthis
1	haha i love the song true freind i got it on my ipod all the ones you sing
1	OH OH and can i be your wedding photographer ?
0	Made an Instagram . Because we all know I just need another social media account . #not
1	I like the setup . Simple and clean . So when are we going to get you to do some photos for us ?
1	Ha , I'm about to go eat Mexican , so it's all good . We can get back on the horse tomorrow .
0	When females can't dress nor do they makeup God i hate that shit \n #ladies #maintain #yourselves #do #it #right #or #not #at #all
1	don't let the pc brigade hear that mate . Might get misconscrued
1	the trailor for New Moon was awesome ! I can't wait for the movie to hit theaters . The waiting is killing me .
0	GOOD MORNIN ho bags !! lots of ish to do today im getting started ... now .
1	HAHA you're getting acquainted with the whole of Perpetualkid.com!
0	I'm not having a good day Tweeple ... I need some cheering up ! Or somethin ...
1	Was wondering ... Imagine if someone had asked you about the origins of css
0	Hmmm , facebook fan page link isnt linking . My new FB fan page is interactiveAmy . Please join ! N o vanity URL til i get to 1000 fans
0	So excited to be spending tonight home alone again . #not
1	working 2nd Street Vintage on the Square from 10-2pm ! I'd love to see your face ..
1	Black squadrooon ! Time for adam and joe on BBC 6 music
1	Tried some dresses Getting ready for this charity event tomorrow on Southamptons . Having a glass of wine now .. and more glasses after
0	Oh my gosh ! My hair is so short ! I miss my long hair !
0	I really want Michelle Ryan to be the next companion With David Tennant of course !
0	UFC's Dana White no longer reads the internet : ' I've literally shut myself off from that whole world ' bit.ly/1kVzdw5
0	Hair , is , NOT COOPERATING . God I wish I didn't have to style it so it doesn't look like a hack job
0	I pretty much just shave him in place of a bath . He's too old to get into and out of the tub
0	Nashville , TN for now . how bout you ?
0	I love having to pay for things that people stole from me . #sarcasm
0	Jacob only likes people w magcon accounts or like Jacob accounts lol I feel the love #not
1	i never went to see it bc i was like not its going to be bored or something like godzilla n so but it isnt
1	so what you wearing now ? take a picture
0	Im sorry pumpkin ... xoxoxo hope that gets you through * from me * til I see you agaaiiinnn ...
1	Humm ... butterflies , I like !
1	Wow - my dad's girlfriend just offered me a job for the summer that pays really well . I start on Monday . She's pretty much amazing .
1	Well .. Oks I'll wait your call .. But if you don't , i'll get mad at you xD haha loove yaaa too <33
0	She's left now It is such a shame =/
1	Good Morning !!! At work another day , another dollar
1	room 502 ill be so close ! ill NEVER get ANY work done . omg i cant wait
1	haha ur coment is a plus ! even though it wasn't the best pep talk ... it still did the job ! thanks for being there !
0	you didnt come back
0	Bored as fuck , can see a really wild summer ahead #not
1	sorry very random update just there
0	aww I miss u too ! Haven't ate
1	? it's alright , ok , I'm so much better without you ? ... OMG , I'm still excited because of Ashley's performance at the Comet Awards Show
1	AHH !! I can't believe it's been 2 yrs & I can't believe I can finally say " you're home in 1 week !! " So ready to have you back
1	My hand found your mom . But thank you .
0	Taco Bell AND mcdonalds in the same day !? #workinonmyfitness #NOT
1	what X-street ? I can go for some cool Lemonade
1	will upload soon ... and you can't see my black nose in the snaps !
0	“ : you can't cook that's all” yeah that must be it #not
0	I've felt like that all day .
0	So yeah .. It's really cute when you open my snapchat and not reply . #not
0	Not seen that in Sains , Cod liver oil with a hint of Vodka . Obviously a bit backwards where I live
1	is trying to actual use this ... so she is at work and then will be going out to dinner for the BFF's bday tonight !!! Happy Hour please
0	Yeah I would love to pick the range by myself in the rain #not
1	Well as long as you have * something * positive to look forward to . I'm looking forward to my team launching some sites this week
0	Get well soon .
1	You bought the Furminator ? Totally awesome !
1	cookinggg for the blood drive
1	Thank you ! Easy one of the top 5 shows I've been to in my life .
1	I know right ? :o i couldn't believe it either :\ ... has to come back again !!
0	Well a trip to urgent care is always fun when you're on vacation . #not
1	Don't realise how much difference a bad seat makes until you get a decent one
0	BLARGH !! Just read that DeRees Nursery is in trouble . I have been buying plants there for 23 years , so sad
1	on a plane now . Heading home
1	Happy Mother's Day !
0	Is working all day oh well . Gotta make that money some how .
0	I have had the hiccups for the past 4 1/2 hrs .... help ! whatta i do ??? ugh ?
0	Aren't going to Corpus Christi after all . No one is willing to dogsit . Can't spend Father's Day with my Grandpa and Uncle .
1	just came back home from class test ! it went .. well , pretty good i must say !
0	All the traveling/crowds/odd eating and sleeping schedule caught up with me to . * blows nose *
0	.. together - to je napisao
0	She's okay with me getting a tattoo but not a nose piercing ? Makes sense right .. #not
0	Aviles makes an amazing play ! Cue #IndiansTwitter claiming we don't need kipnis . #sarcasm #butprobablynot #facepalm
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0	If only would follow me i'd have a Jariana follow hahaha im so funny #not
1	chillin wit the best frandd might be going to a carnival laterrr :]]]]]
1	I'm still awake . lol . oh well . it's a friday !
0	Set what you love free . If they come back , you can eat their eggs . #sarcasm #icasmelbourne
1	The good thing is Alonso would prefer Barca . Let's hope he stays mate
0	not going to the dance babysitting my brother instead !
0	you use AT&T right ? I have a jailbroken iPhone I use on tmobile so I'm no help sorry
1	my tummy hurts :/ now that loverboy is back he can make it better with some yummy food ! yay
1	I can think of a better way to release it
0	Some people act as if they care ...... and appearance means they care ..... but drunk reveals they definitely don't #friends #defo #Not
1	i feel much better . please please . ive got people who want to see you ... by people i mean , 2-3 . hahah XD
1	3 hour lunches are better !
1	Miss redmond is getting asked tomorrow
1	lol Well They just show his good side . I don't think They literally try to set him up as Perfect ...
0	have fun , i was gonna do the same , but its pouring where i'm at
0	haha ! Just like i tell sarah sometimes . Let her know whos boss ! #Not
0	#ACCOUNTABILITY #Not too many wars . #Not too many injured . #Not too little money . #Not too little resources . #VA #ACCOUNTABILITY
1	- oh come on thats cheating jenni ! you may aswell have cooked it in the oven i best get back ...
1	good morning ... Well , afternoon now !
0	And I am also officially a Walter State Senator yay .... #sarcasm
0	Whataburger has never seen a better looking group of girls #not
1	retire on top he'll never get another night like tonight #who will #nobody #not even floyd
0	Someone in ROMANIA didn't like Mystic Myre
0	Thinking about how i woke up without my baee or son next to mhe #not right
1	No prob . You weren't the one that prompted my complaint . #followfriday
1	Reading Night World Volume 1 Book 1 Secret Vampire
1	: I'm taking you up on that !
1	hehe very cute
1	getting people to add me on myspace or stickam
0	thats some serious 40 grade speed . #seriouswant #sarcasm
1	one week from tomorrow , thats what's good <3 preordered two
0	Makin the best of my last week with this phone #not
0	If the blame the " HEAT " at AT&T I'm gonna lose my mind . #irony #MIAvsSA #GoSpursGo
0	Get this 2 hr nap in then head back down to work . #IloveIt #Not #WorkToMuch
0	Favorite thing in the world : being lied to #sarcasm #sarcastictweet #annnoying
0	Okay well I'm pretty skewed for this final ... thanks for not replying to my email #not
1	" they " say 7-10 hrs so u should be ok . CSI + coffee . Your mind may be churning all night with paranoid delusions .
1	- Look who got a new bed
1	McFLY obsessed .
0	Oh another young and unmarried girl is pregnant . I'm shocked . #not This place has bad vibes . #imout
1	i love youuuuu nick santino ! thirteen dayssss
0	Watching " dance party " .... lol ... jus flippin thru the channels and it was on .... * speechless *
0	There's still some great posters on there , but you've got threads like that one jostling with ' Watt talks nonsense ' ones #Irony
0	Wow . Just saw a profile pic of a friend I haven't seen in a year and OMG he's in bad shape . Obviously fell off the wagon .
1	Thanks much
0	Avila , Kelly , Romine - striking fear into the heart of major league relievers everywhere #Not
1	slowly . but apple shouldnt care bout its early traction . contracts + the apple brand/itunes could be an overnight success so to speak
1	4 years later in NY . it was more good than bad .
0	baseball would not be americans pastime with out Michael Trout . All hail mike trout #sarcasm #idontlikeyou
0	Why didnt I just drop out of school and stay at home ? Gosh . It's literally painful to get out of bed and go to work in this weather !
1	love your bracelet , necklace , shoes , dress . okay , everything , hyped
1	wildgica ftw
0	I miss you a lot a lot a lot & love you just as much !
1	Shamwow man has branched out and is now doing " slap chop " haha
0	in tears - my bestest mate ever zippy ( really cool sweet funny guy ) has moved to spain without telling anyone i miss you so much x
1	triple thnx . get your voice back soon
0	I didn't understand that Try commands like ' Buy 30 #tag ' or ' Sell 30 #tag '
0	The Raven \nI remember when we all got caught for cheating on that . #goodtimes #not
1	Kuroir : megaspoiler ahead : Lelouch lorem ipsum dolor met dur - te enga ? e
0	I want to get out of here before that guy comes back and chops off my hands .
1	- the glory of summer
1	listening to taylor swift's beautiful voice cant wait to see BB tonight !
1	My phone is workin ! YAY !
0	yeah , I noticed that !
1	Happy birthday aimee
1	Is exhausted . Goodnight everyone !
1	going to bed , bye for now twitter
1	#not them's fightin ' words . jk . unique is nicer , :P
1	ahhh .. dude yea I wouldn't open them eitherrr . I'd be scared = \but how did the wedding go ?
0	MK they are getting a divorce i just read it on perez !!!!
1	finally able to have a profile pic ! * whatever *
0	that sucks
1	is bored . Guys watch jamie oliver everyday on the asian food channel at 7pm !
1	To be honest , I like when artists have a consistent sound so to speak , but incorporate it in different ways .
1	miles to go was AWESOME !!! probably one of the best books i have ever read ! loved it !
0	Well great . Being at the bottom of high school's gonna rooock #not
1	my friend is being featured in the the July issue of Modern Drummer :
1	Good night ! God bless ! Sweet dreams ! Go sleep in ur own bed ! Love u
1	so looking for marketing then ? I'll keep my eyes peeled and ask around if ya want . I'm a transplant here myself
1	tell us more ...
1	off to see two of my favourite gals , Thina and Chelsea
0	somehow realized that i cannot cover everything
1	n where wud ya like it
1	I got the senior citizen discount at gattiland . I always do
0	RT : dear how did u come up with this brilliant conclusion ? #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/LlZvLAtoVX
0	Black guy on #BBCQT talking about why he voted ukip . Suppose that's a 1st an immigrant wanting no more immigrants #irony
0	Had no idea so many people I know were such ardent Maya Angelou fans #sarcasm
1	No cats/dogs unfortunately , just mops .
0	10 chips ahoy cookies later for me & I still consider my diet right on track #not
1	Just restocked my deodorant 3 different kinds !!!
1	Want to increase traffic ? Free secrets to increase the traffic of your website fast and easy
0	missin ' you while you're close to me aber es war heute trotzdem sooo fantastique und wundervoll !! - franz ? sischer ausflug ;)
1	What ever show it is tonight , we'll see you at SMX Convention Center , we'll be there around 10PM
1	In the train on my way to see YMAS again tonight ! Can't wait (: Last night was awesome
0	has a stomach virus .
1	No way !!!!!! I wanna go tooo ! We gotta figure out how to make that happen .
1	goodnight lyan ro ! Have fun watching the movie . It was good slleeeepp for me too !
1	yeah you ? x
0	Tired of people thinking that I'm stupid !!!! #news #flash #im #not #ugh !
0	Finished Cabaret for ever gonna miss it !
1	I have to get Eminem's new CD ... hearing " Beautiful " on the radio makes me realize how much i freakin miss him and his music
0	I stumble upon some #irony at #HollywoodCemetary #RVA . pic.twitter.com/wCo2jovYX4
1	...... worked back by laying on stomach then raising arms/legs ( superman style ) 4 sets hold 12-15 secs
1	I KNOW ! I KNOW !... stop clapping
0	Failure to make kasutera ( japanese sponge cake )
1	But all the journeys were so worth it ....
1	* runs off to try it * ....... Night Y'all , sweetest dreams to you . ( yeah , YOU )
0	Lebron James plays for the Heat but leaves a Final game b/c it was too hot ? Oh and cramping . #irony #warrior #Lebroning
1	Homeeeee . Today was beyond amazing .
1	thnx for trying
1	whaatttaatttt ! she is a good cook and really creative , silly sierra
0	Man , the service at the Iqaluit lacks service . One other thing I am happy about being back . #Not .
1	Morning everyone What a lovely and sunny day
0	Anyone else read TFIOS before it was cool ? #hipster #not
0	I cant sleep ... WAHHH its so boring
0	i hate when that happens lets make food . apparently cassie is the next rachel ray ! haha
1	it is frustrating not having a big media budget . We have to rely on word of mouth and Twitter !
1	Please take me home lol
1	thanks . It'll be fine , I just done want to be there for 4-5 hours
1	Many Blessings on you both !!
1	- nice detail on the dress .. is that a lottery ticket in her hand ?
0	My flick was worse today didn't throw enough the other day to get it down .
1	Going riding in a bit - yay ! Just have 2 lessons to give then I can ride my Feiko
0	sounds fun . #sarcasm Enjoy
1	my bestfriend ; boyfriend ; and brother are participating in Quiz Siapa Berani . Good luck fellas !
1	on myspace about to go to sleep add me
0	Can't wait to go catch some lobsters tomorrow ! #not #worksucks
1	WAAAAAAY to excited for .. out with my best friends
1	Can't wait to see my hubby again in BOF season 2 on February ' 010
0	is like terribly sad
1	verified 2 people who will do will me , yay ! wanna join too ??
0	My bother is making me watch Justin time yaaay #not
1	soo there's automatic trash cans and they bear a striking resemblence to wall-e .
0	Headed to Statistics .
1	We watch more DVDs than TV for that reason . Most of the time I'm just listening to TV anyway while on the computer
1	PUGFEST prolly not gonna happen .. i want a puppy SO bad ! brunch w/ teammate's fam at Golden Mast , yum !
0	yeah you big jerk ! pat and garrett from the maine were there too so we couldve met them ! D: idk if john was there ... possibly .
0	The phones on Gossip Girl make me miss my old one . Ha #NOT
1	Going ice skating for the first time this wednesday with my cousin
1	Is the person alive ?.. btw , Hello
0	ohhhh LOL i dnt think it's as bad as texas ..... we lat least ur sorrounded by beaches
1	hahaha really ? thats funnny
1	Yes ! Give a Harry somehwere to chat
1	- & your expressions look so familiar ! I love how happy you too look !
0	Same ! The Mike Tyson bit wasn't as good as it was on the advert
0	Wish me luck on my midterm , I'm freaking OUT ! #so #not #ready
0	She was in the other bed laughin at him lmao ! This sux major nuts ... officially callin off cuz I see I can't stand for long
0	Oh , you want me to join you on Farmville ? Let me quit my job of 10 years to help you water your digital crops .
0	my summer has been ruined i cant stop crying good thing is here to comfort me haha
0	About time for bed . . I just love first shift .. #not
1	half .. yup
1	Tee hee ! Yeah it does , but they're good !
1	Goodmorning Twitter world up for another great day ahead ...
0	what happened to show videos ?? She tweeted them & now links are broken ! Don't tell me the show was cancelled ! #sarcasm
1	wahooooooo !!! i'm home with Lucy She's just chewing away on a chew-eez ! too cute !
0	When you find out you have a 4 year old niece you never knew about . #ifeelloved #Not
1	HAA MY LIFE IS COMPLETE , YOU ARE GOING TO BE ON NEIGHBOURS ... WILL YOU BE MADGE ? OR THE ILLEGITIMATE DAUGHTER OF HAROLD ??
0	Chores ! Mine are neverending . Trying to get the house ready to sell . Funny its the only time you make it really nice ....
0	Really BORED ! Beautiful day but I have nothing to do .. I have to learn chemistry HELP !
0	I do not like Firefox 3.5 Beta 4 . I hope that the actual release changes a bit ... that tab icon reminds me of Internet Explorer . Dnw .
1	Going outside to enjoy the rest of this beautiful day
0	English people commenting on Brazil's squad like they know what they are talking about ??? #yeahright
0	awwwww GLAD SUN BUN HAD A HAPPY BDAY !!! I MISS BROOKLYN I THINK THATS WHY IM SAD RIGHT NOW LOL
0	Watching this old episode of GoodTimes , about talking to and educating kids/teens about sex . #irony
0	Reading a book about on a device predicted by Star Trek . #Kindle #irony
1	You're not here . I hope you're still resting . I don't want you to be stressed .
1	Those were the days
0	This is a page in my work instructions #irony pic.twitter.com/Za3GRVAHzA
1	Morning all and a special welcome once again to new followers . You guys are the greatest
1	: I did eventually figure that out . How completely different from The Selfish Gene .
1	I JUST ATE A WHOLE BLOCK OF CHOCOLATE
1	um ... how long has it been since you slept ?? startin to worry over here .. well i hope you are having fun ... lots of love to you
0	Keeps yaning . Needs a nap going back to bored
0	oh no ! iced coffee all gone
1	oh i got to see alex too . made my day
1	watched the MTV show called Exiled . Made me think abt traveling the world someday and learn other cultures . That'll be waaay cool !
0	scorpio's are one jealous bunch I hate it !
0	Malfunctioning motherboard ..
0	Watching the boxing on TV with the OH . Cameraman spotted Zara Phillips in the crowd . She looks delighted to be on the big screens . #not
1	hi Ms. Fussy * waves *
0	Remember that time I got my wisdom teeth out and was the most dramatic human being alive ? #goodtimes #not
0	really ! I didn't watch that show , now I'm sad
0	Scum have always played well in the wet ... #not #AFLLionsBlues
1	I'm watching spongebob square pants laying in bed , ahhhhhhh
0	As a middle grade author , I totally identify with this advice #notreally #sarcastictweet ( no I don't )
1	Will head to Suntec Atrium tonight for the Blackberry event . Cheaper accessories and good deals from M1
0	Pay day and it's wrong again ! happy days !!!! #NOT
1	Congrats baaaaaaaack ! Bishop Chavez ftw .
0	just got up , time to start work at least the sun is still shining !
1	sitting in the sun .. and going in the pool soon
1	ha I am so awake now . Thank you , best friend , for not falling asleep so fucking early tonight . I need someone to act like an idiot with .
0	aww .. you really didn't like Transformers 2 My boys are so excited to see it I'm going to forced to take them .. lol
0	any amount of bucks is right now big for me .. coz i'm no better than a bankrupt right now ..
0	lol i know and haha .. did you fall asleep ?? or just get bored of shaun :p joke
0	hmm i gotta upload pictures TOMORROW , imma miss you OPO
0	i'm literally done with class but i was waiting for your text
1	i am having a great day sweetie man it feels like I havnt talked to u in a long time ='( lol hit me when u get back on love
1	ok sweeeety i'll follow him !! hey - you should do fan shout-outs like once a week , that would be soooooo cool !! <33333
1	sweet . Try to " tweet " a pic . We will all be waiting in suspense Have fun !
1	buo^n` wa ' he` ma suo^t ' ngay` doc conan tho^i hichic
0	It's 4am . I think I can go to bed now . FINALLY . Thank you for keeping me up all night #not
1	oh thank u hon
1	loves the new Mother's Day snl digital short , mother lover , oohhhh cornyness
1	Off to my piano recital !!!! Then gonna hangout with a friend !! It shall be a good day !!
1	he definitely intended it for me . no offense meant , i'm sure . he's just European
0	I have a FACEBOOK but I use MYSPACE and TWITTER the most . I hardly check my Facebook ..
1	installed windows powershell . ls , mv , cp , pwd ...
1	Aww , thank you very much I love them too
1	So in the mood for ihop pancakes . Going for a run soon
0	i miss my baby
0	I want to be done with my Lemur test Writing about lemurs is less interesting than watching them and taking notes and photos .
1	if you like 2 laugh .. have a good time .. follow me .. its just that simple
1	I love my Ipod
0	Nervous for the online check-in day I have to it quickly .
0	tht sexy ladies video was amazing i really want it on my iphone bummer
0	I think he was ! Must have been to do what he did . Susan Boyle is top of trending topics
1	Emailed you .
0	Ahhh I know you guys are so busy you don't get to enjoy the cities you are in very much .
0	my brother is sick
0	Apparently not , Although this was one of the classes that I DO attend regularly .
0	International Economics Association conference being held on the Dead Sea . The lowest point on the earths surface #irony #auspol
1	woo hoo almost CONAN time
1	RT : The IGNORANT FLEA on GOP's back .... #LOLGOP #Veterans #WomensHealth #TeaParty #PJNET #Zombies #Irony #IRS #My2K
1	Lol - what a family the Van Dykes are !
1	Leon ice cream Sunday's with strawberry chocolate and toffee sauce topped with jelly beans and sprinkle
1	My pleasure . Keep up the great work .
0	A would remove B so to speak if it put any of this summers at risk
0	Eaten too much tummy ache xx
1	Ughhh , you're the worst at writing back lol !!! And I know I got those lyrics right
0	48 hours mystery before bed , fantastic way to put me to sleep ... #not
1	Zounds but a trove of things going on in #DoTheRightThing are all relevant to Midgard 25 years later . #SpikeLee , a Master . So to speak .
1	hahahah I jest . Glad to hear you've not gone all gaga over it like some people
1	You're welcome . Song now : " pump the jam "
1	Stay with something that makes you happy . Not to something that makes you pretend you're happy ... #yeahright
0	what's it like having people pretend to be you ? And you make a SUPERB Alice ! <3 And I bet you are all around great Ash .
0	In line for the DMV ... But it says no loitering .... I am confused . #irony instagram.com/p/oyVqLOjS7x/
0	Really haven't been feeling well now I feel super sick bed . English exam in the morning
0	Apparently , and I were in Florence on the same day of the #KimyeWedding . #Irony
0	#sarcasm #ecards #funnies #love instagram.com/p/nnY5cMnnT6/
1	awe looooove ! the only bitch u aint fucked who loves ya like she has lol , I'm high n drunk but I'm kumn from the heart
0	I am so happy with the casting of #ENOOtello ! This MUST mean that soon there will be an African Dorothy in Oz or an Asian Romeo ! #sarcasm
1	is getting ready to go to my dads house i hope we go out somewhere ..
1	i think i may still be slightly ... have alcohol in my system ... im not making much sense ... lol but yes ! xx
1	and where r u going ?
1	You're very welcome ! W00t Chuck fans indeed !!
0	Doing Overtime at my job today sucks to be working on a sunday but I need the money so it has to be done
0	blue uniforms are for losers #sarcasm
1	skip school xxD ok actually just the last 3 lessons^^ .. lunch now and thanks a lot , it helped )
0	no more dibby dibby dip for us
0	Going to a wake . R.I.P. Mr. Gamboa
0	I would just like to congratulate myself on leaving all my revision until now . #not
1	- You had me wondering there for a minute as well . We should probably do another Startup Drinks at O'Malley's though , soon .
0	we aren't machine met but we should act like a machine yaa .. so saaaddd
0	Pusing , muntah2 , sakit perut . wew Lgkp pnderitaan gw !
1	hey there !
1	heyy there .
1	what a memorable time in newport
1	You ROCK ! I love how my BUTTON looks in your sidebarrrrrr honey That's tha hottness LMBO
1	ahh well , you cant be right all the time tis v dark here in Melbourne
1	the cool kids will be in the paid search session
0	last ever school photos today At least they were good ones
1	Just getting ready for my last spinning class for 4 weeks can't wait for sat canada here I come
1	Didn't get a chance to look at the pic of Jordan singing to you , but yeah - there's those adorable dimples .
1	can i suggest that you take questions via twitter as well ? Atleast the questions will be short
1	there's nothing like food that someone else is paying for
0	Irony #gaming #irony #entertainment #interesting webtament.com/photo/214183 pic.twitter.com/yVpygM3ApB
0	" You go gurl " #seeiknewit #lol #sarcasm
1	- Have fun in spain !!! We love u ! Next time come to Barcelona u would love it ! I see u june 13
1	Kyle you fucker I called it ;)
1	awww morning hon
0	People of earth , I am in desperate need of some finger-crossing . First exam coming up , four more to follow
1	it's you on NBC !!!
0	You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop
0	bc you KNOW how offended his followers must have been #NOT
0	but not always as it should
0	Love what you do , and u'll Neva wrk a day in ur life ! #true or #not , cos sum times it feels like wrk ...... like rite now ! #sigh
1	goin *
0	it's the playoffs , everyone was watching , the flyers did well #not
1	the love of my life just got on facebook yay ! hahh
1	Excited for Rove tonight ! Jennifer Garner and Gina Riley !
1	its alright love , how are you ?
0	i cant go
1	I'm sure you're not thick and yes , beauty and the Chris lol bet you'd love that
0	John Legend just sounds like me #Not \nCan't even carry a packet of Tunes in my pocket #Cough
0	I know !! But I've already seen them , so it's not the end of the world . But I'm seriously boycotting if The Matches aren't there
1	I'm not used to such big dogs , but yeah , they're sweet & oo anything would be greatly appreciated
0	when did the brewers resign jeff supan ? #sarcasm #brewers
0	that's nice . I've to tweet instantly . Can't remember some of the moments once they pass
1	booked europe tickets today . Cant wait !!
0	my bro said he saw you . Jealousy becomes me !! I wanna see you too !
1	wow the video is amazing yous are super hot i can't wait to see yous in london on june 15th peace love jonas <333 ox
1	Good Morning Twitter Set List- Promotions , Street Teams , Booking Interviews , Hopefully Article A At 6 Flags , Bday Party ! Mrs. CJBaran <3
1	is a proud new member of The Art Fund now
0	I want my white iphone
1	m goin to matheran ...... d hill station near mumbai ......
0	Man I really love hopping around my house on one leg #sarcasm
0	I've got a final tomorrow and this is just exactly what I need . #not
1	LMAO - it so should be . At least today is a half-day . I have some writinz to do !
0	no its not ugh
1	calling women sluts and bitches ... Like the wankers in my golf club #irony
1	crazy excited for : chem exam to be over ( 4 days ) . GAT ( 5 days ) . Formal ( 1 week )
1	Thanks and for the bday wishes
1	great song ... thanks for posting that .... oh , and I agree
1	That is my favorite movie ever .
1	i want new music . suggest me some bands please .
1	cant wait to c ya ! maybe this wknd ? miss u
1	in the office has joined us today in here and we have in the house
1	#spellingbee I'm just wondering , when I walk into 7eleven no one understands what I ask for , but can spell shit I never heard of . #irony
1	love the new pic
0	S/O to my dad for wearing hiking boots , short shorts , high socks , and a wrinkled shirt to Ranchitos with my mom and I ... #stylin #not
1	yeah it was ab too and u popped up how u doing ?
0	no idea .. it's not going to be done properly - they wanted me to make it my " baby " .. my baby is going to be premature now
0	I love when stores sign you up for emails and send you coupons right away , like , i just spent all my money and I'm eager to again #sarcasm
0	haha idk like wavy but not curly ... idk i like it ! lol omg cnt watch hills finale 2nite but gonna watch it online 2morrow ! EXCITED
0	At Nevada jail for 3 hrs ? Check bail money ? Check as in me having no more money whoohoo !! #not
0	I miss Alex so much
0	I've decided both studying and packing are things that will just happen ' slow and steady ' over the rest of the week . #hah #yeahright
0	Walking three houses down to get to my car is such a hassle #not
0	#50FactsAboutMe I do ballet for almost two years know #not #Interesting
1	greekdudegreat ow its a long name
1	yeah I know -- my kids will be playing in a cardboard box #jk8
0	Beautiful day , and I'm on my way to the office ...
0	can be such a viscous bitch at times : L </3 #viscous #notvicious #not #vicious #but #so #viscous
0	" : I just love my job so damn much . #sarcasm #iHateit "
0	thanks , but we just lost Still great to be out
1	I bet u do denise I'll send u a pic after I make them
1	Hahaha . Di ka naman suplado , tahimik lang . :p Law student ka , right ? One more lawyer in the making .
1	one of my best friends is coming back home tomorrow after a year in the usa as an exchange student ! i've missed her so much !
1	i would buy if its not to expensive and it can come to the UK xx
1	is up and ready to have a gooood day with her bestie
1	I am * cough * fast
0	Jes and I have to be the most attractive couple #sarcasm #wesuck haha
1	the movers are arriving tomorrow so we're doing the packing now- at least my siblings are here too .
1	yeah my day is cool ! Thanx 4 asking . I see ur a lover of heels ...... its nothing like a woman in heels
0	I need 2 more hours
1	: that's what a shopacholic usually said to themselves ...
1	Its a new day !
0	My poor baby has had her injections this morning Not a happy little girl x
0	on leave for a week , great ! But , have been the victim of fraudulent activity . A great start to my week ... not
0	your special ... I can't get it
0	No chance of more sleep ? I'm just really happy tday because I actually got some proper sleep last night , makes a change !
1	Thanks for the love , mama
0	Can't wait to finish these exams and enjoy all that Falcarragh has to offer #Not
1	i hope you've told her that , u better have told her !!!
1	looks like a delicious recipe , will try that tonite
0	Idk ..? i NO I MAYBE NOT GO ANY WHERES TOMORROW MAYBE CHURCH MAYBE ...... LOL
1	- we're trying
0	just got back from the show ... Damaged , Enemy Inside , and Moral Pestilence were awesome . too tired to be funny and snarky .
1	Celebrated 18,000 plays on Last.fm with Dez Moines by #tdwp
0	Knowing Hollywood gossip is so much more important than voting . #sarcasm
1	in the theater waitin for UP to start . so excited ! I'm like a little kid right now !
0	Soo glad my best friend has checked on me lately #sarcasm
0	Good thing glitter is really easy to get off . #Sarcasm
0	I want to go shopping so bad but have to wait for the check onFriday .
0	Going through a serious case of the girl's blues- I would bring on the ice cream but I need to get in shape pooey .
0	Cool . You guys have fun with that . We have a party at one of the NPs house later today . Hot and muggy here today ! Again
1	Well , thanks . <3 you too ..
0	Alexis and I picked the best day to go to the pool ... #not
1	Oh man , I just realized ; IT'S ALMOST THE WEEKEND !
1	- Tom Green tattoo
1	You must go and try for yourself . It's called Cote , which is less than 20yards from Busaba , opposite Princi . 10oz rib-eye , rare
0	I am feeling no love today .
0	i thought u didn't like it ? u should its weeeeeeeeeak . Argh im disappointed ... i was expecting you to deliver
1	Hey Fam !!
0	Dear -\nThanks for putting a flame retardant in our kids sports drinks . To this day none of my kids have caught on fire . \n #sarcasm
0	It #has #not #been seen \n➤ . com ◎\nsince . thwacker \n✱ by #MonsterMMORPG ®\n #wildfire
1	nice ! Let's hope they're not on some of your farm animals ' lunch menu / BTW why did you shorten your trip ( June 2nd) ?
1	You were really good in Ipswich
1	And i'm counting on Denver to take over tonight
0	So UNC must be out too huh ? #irony
0	make him miss u , its alright but not as much as he'd start to learn living without you
0	wait . Girls over exaggerate ? And are dramatic ...? NO !!! #sarcasm
1	I love how all the public transportation vehicles all say " GO LAKERS " on their banners . Can't wait for the Victory Parade down Fig !
1	See ya later tweeters Busy weekend ahead . Excited to see in a few hours and watch Amy get married tomorrow !
0	YOu have never taken me out to DQ when I was in town
0	Doin ' the dishes at 2:00 in the morning #livingthedream #not
0	Wow my bug is the perfect car for moving #sarcasm
0	I don't work tomorrow ! It's going to be a lovely day ! \n #not really
0	off to work ! have a long day ahead of me . Feeling blu
0	Just died a little on the inside .
0	yup thanks for that kinda takes you back in an odd sort of way .
0	guess that's the type of friendship we have #sarcasm #insults still love you though
0	Well today is going to be a great day . #not #thumbsdownemjoi
0	Not a good way to start my day .... My favorite aviators just broke !
0	Literally an awful time to get sick . Acute upper respiratory infection . #sweet #not
0	can't check it out , been asked 4 password
1	can't wait for the weekend again
1	dress finished Now I have to finish my other 3 projects ..
1	* goldSTAR * 2 u !!. 2 wish olf bf well and having to see his image IS a huge growth lesson , that you passed with Honor Levels !
0	Social media - a place where you can find quotes tellin not to judge others by looks while asking us to rate each others ' appearance . #irony
1	waaaaa . * breathe * and ..... WAAAA ! i'm actually kinda excited for New Moon , i think it's going to be a lot better with the new director !
0	woke up thinking today was Friday .... but it's only Thursday
1	thanks dude , can you dm him with it , he will love you long time .
0	This is what's needed when #sarcasm just isn't enough pic.twitter.com/pjHji3MHzz
1	“New song on my SoundCloud w/ migosatl ... #JustinBieberFoto #NoticiasHappy #Musica #JustinBieber #2014 #INSTAGRAM \n #JustinBieberFoto #Not ...
0	lol my life
0	my son grandparents have officially left to live in north carolina .. didn't think it would affect me like this . ( sad
1	trust me ! i want to be done ! haha . sunday i am heading home . and yes . you will see me at NACURH ! SO EXCITED !
1	If you're happy I'm happy
0	It will be a weird deju vu feeling to see Alain Vigneault in the #StanleyCupFinal again . #Canucksnation will be rooting for him #irony #nhl
1	Good morning & welcome to new followers . I do hope you have a wonderful day full of sunshine and laughter !
1	that's adorable ! you should post twitpics
0	“ : So pumped for this 1 and a half hour flight #not ” why are we going ?
0	Ohh yeah duhh haha , you coming in at 9 though yeah ? everyones going into town pleeease come cause you havnt yet : L lolx
1	Planning vacations !!!!
0	Today was Jay Leno's last night on the tonight show ... teardrop . Its the end of an ERA !!
0	Ha okay why doesn't everyone just go favorite tweets from forever ago . #Not
0	Sarcasm shirt . #sarcasm #true instagram.com/p/noG-2anPks/
1	Thank you
0	“ : I love your background #not lol” \n ... you just watch Jesse Thome .. \npacers ! >> #pacersvsthunder finals
1	I love getting bitched out by Bossman . In fact my day isn't complete without at least one bitch slap from him .
1	and snoring zzzZzzz ..
1	Is going to bed .. sleep tight folks .. the doughnuts kicked in early
1	Tired . Hoping to nap by the pool
1	going to sleep getting confirmed tomorow guess what ? 23 days !!!!! i'm going not even world war 3 is stopping me !
1	Oh well suppose I'd better do some work . Should be quiet today though . So might get some tweeting time squeezed in .
0	Man I can't wait to drive back and forth to Laramie twice a week again ! #not
0	I have been . It still doesn't work
0	Appeared together in our news stream can you say #irony #Coincidence #timingiseverything pic.twitter.com/Ttfz8lExXS ift.tt/1i2wlzL
1	The all-seeing-eye of the ceiling cat . Dig it
0	well i hope i dont put a mental note in your mind an ruin shrimp for you now lol ... ill feel bad
1	Those look yummy would make a Cookie Monster out of anyone there
1	Chamber of Secrets
0	#Stiviano on tape saying black people are ‘crazy’ and ‘stupid’ nyp.st/1rw1VwB via #irony #idiocy #blackamerica #race
1	Has finally decided to give twitter anothe chance ... it's only been 6 months
0	Today is the last of our " Ramsey videos " I'm crying . what will I do without these great videos #sarcasm #ihatepersonalfinace
0	What another amazing day in London ! don't wanna be inside when it's like this #fb
1	It's so cool being able to lookup on any phone number ! |
1	going for a long walk !!
0	Awesome start to my Monday #sarcasm
0	You are laughing at me ? That's mean lol
0	waking up to lightning and thunder , how lovely ! #not #iwanttosleep
0	Why yes I would love to mow the yard right after working all day #Not
0	Pussy Riot meets with U.S. Congressional leaders to press them on prison rape crisis america.aljazeera.com/opinions/2014/… #Not
0	And now we enter the stay up all night listening to sad music mood ... great , I absolutely love these kinds of nights ... #sarcasm
0	Everybodys looking forward to the fight bla bla bla while ill be home alone #again #funweekends #not
0	Thanks . It was all a bit of a shock , been feeling crappy today thinking about it
1	I'm isolating myself in front of the computer all day . Gotta go out now for real intimacy !
1	found my bracelet
1	Watching hannah montana
1	After boot of Gumbo the code hinting is back
1	This is my first twitter ...
0	Wow my put putting skills are just so good . I could probably win a championship with my skills .... #not
1	cool dancing that init x
0	I don't want to go to sleep , but I always want to sleep in . #irony
1	The first one is classic .... the new Wolverine movie was great too
1	Just got home Gearing it till daybreak . Rawrr
0	still trying to figure this website out !
0	the derp can program deer but the website looks horrible . #irony
0	bus . last day with my seniors
0	I had then entire series downloaded but then that hard drive crashed . Western Digital fail Only made it to S4 .
0	Note- the #OPC supporters were the only ones who booed a candidate . #classy #not #ottsouthdebate #OttSouth
0	- And faketan goes orange
0	Can somethin else go wrong tonight because that would be great #sarcasm #donewiththisday #needabeer #goodnightworld
0	I'm watching " Whose wedding is it anyway " and I'm getting a little depressed .
1	Hehe . I can just picture your face if I turned up in a tracksuit .
1	i just eat it regular
0	Yay for stupid bets that lead you to 24 hour liquid diets followed by 1 week bland diets
0	Feels like a cramp . Quite disconcerting
0	Cage match with no blood - awesome #sarcasm #wweextremerules #wwe
0	is it sat ? i need a massage soo bad
0	They asked did you tell the police : NO i told god . #not empty threats justice in the court of Allah swt ♡
1	cya have fun xoxo
1	has updated her plurk !!! ( LOL ) ;-) :-o )
1	ha ! im a idiot , i just paid for $25 of gas , walked out to my car , and drove off w/o pumping my gas ... felt smooth when i drove back
1	Hey , you should check out my twitter . I write fiction also .
0	Why don't people ever share popcorn
0	Game 4th in my second touney after losing it on the flop Gonna raise the stakes now in my 3rd tourney , 25k
0	At katies , I'm flying back from jfk on saturday so have to come back to NY-i don't think its going to happen you know , I'll be in NYC
1	Haha , okee Gezellig ! Primaa ! who's place then !?
1	Just made breakfast for her mom
1	Nope , no hat . Hey , balding can be very sexy ...
0	- I want irissa back
0	I'm always in school everytime Tom tweets Please tweet in the afternoon ( in England time ) (((((
0	y am i so hot right now ? i feel like im burning
1	Nom Nom Nom to strawberries in any form !
1	Stfu already . - allivictoria : Keep his stuff , and sell it on Ebay ! Cheers !
0	Mile walk home now !! legs are gunna kill later #not happy #hate not driving yet !!
0	What a beautiful day to spend inside #sarcastictweet
1	So how are the Illinois music tweeps doing this Sunday ?
0	i cant get onto sugarscape is there something wrong completely , or is it just my comp playing up ?
0	Bad dream- now I can't sleep . This is the worst
0	so fun ! Have a blast big bear ! Say hello to the stars 4 me , it's been a while since I saw them
0	LOVE when single girls bitch about mcm then BLOW UP EVERYONES FEEDS with it as soon as they get a guy #sarcasm
1	Alas ! I find myself vodka sauce-less . The pesto was decent , though .
1	Follow please Thanks x
0	Wanna know something ? I hate studying for exams . #shocker #not
0	Attempted to kill but saved its like I'm too nice #not
1	at work now ... bleaching a girl to white ! Ahahahaha funny stuff !
1	#10yearsofEnema .. my first album , my favorite one !!
0	no one is stage !!!
1	Last week ! Then starting at adams !
1	I think all d liddow tweetos are busy counting their liddow toes .
0	Nyeah it feels like that one of the other top horde guilds isn't as bad , I respect them .
0	Yessss . I'd love to here more about my crush's ex . #not
0	no sock hunting for me today Instead , I made cookies and mowed . Not quite what I had in mind for today .
0	I think it's hilarious that people are like " taken by the best " and they've been together for like literally 1 day
1	that's funny my 17yo boy doesn't listen either . You going to the game ? Sounds fun .
1	if it's new it should be alright
0	Wanted to wear my green vans but i dont have them on mee
1	There's a national chain of gyms in UK with slogan " fitness doesn't have to be painful " . I disagree .......
1	hey meg ! not much over here , how bout over there ?
0	Well that was a great text to wake up to ... #NOT
1	Hope antibiotics will soon help whatever it is that you have !!
0	?? ????? ???????? ??????????? ? ??????? ??????? ???????. ??, ??????? ???, ??? ?? ?? ???? ?????? ??? ? ?????? ????????
0	It #has #not been seen \n✼ . com \nsince . #undistanced \n➪ follow \n #stonecrash
0	where did u find those Alexander McQueen shoes from , I can't find them online anywhere
0	Togepi do #not shed #their \n✻ . com \nshell . #trialism \n☘ follow ♽\n #collectibles
1	my birthday month !
0	Let´s have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on thei way to the gym to ride a stationary bicycle #irony
0	Did I just spend 8 hours playing minecraft ? Some how I did . I only cheated in the last 1ish since house caught fire . #mollyrulesgaming #not
0	you're such a cunt , I hope you're happy now #sarcasm
0	Genie week is winding down We've gotten quite a bit done . 1 . debunked a family story , 2 . proven a neat service ...
0	why is one of my dad's favorite songs the ONE song I hate ?
0	Pulled my hamstring . can't go up and down stairs . tomorrow should be way fun . #sarcasm
0	yes , but the fans wanted more . It's sort of that be careful what you wish for deal
0	Monday morning Blues But off to NY on Saturday so yey !
1	Absolutely ! btw , just bought a pressure cooker , I am a convert ! So quick and easy ... and yummy !
1	So Facebook has an Uno app . Wanna play ?
0	Just doesnt have much time for Twitter right now ..
1	maybe take a shower , den tv , den sleeeppp !!
1	Thanks ! I'm all excited . Can't wait to get them in my hot little hands
1	Wow , it's almost * 2 In the morning * so I'm gonna get some sleep ! Talk to ya later
1	do it
1	Oh sorry it could have been your niece right hahahaha just knok them dead lol XX
0	Russian friends , North Korea , Syria , Cuba . Many Russians emigrate there - great living conditions . #sarcasm
0	cant believe thats you not in hollyoaks gutted
1	Everyone in the world wakes up like relay ! interesting
0	i am addicted too ! and noo i didnt i'm going 22nd november in manchester . did you go wembley ?
0	I hate being sick ! But for some reason it sparks my musical creativity ... must research this strange phenomenon ...
0	Updated my router and it froze . Now I can't access the internet to google a solution . #irony #thankfulforsmartphones
1	thanks for the support ima need it
0	The combination of obese and bikini is so beautiful .
1	is stealing Facebook status ... I'm cutting ties with Northwood today !
1	well haha to her if her tweets to jon got lost in the thousands ... he will never see the s**t she writes
0	Barton said something incredibly un-PC which got the incredibly un-PC UKIP woman offended . #irony
0	RT : " Although i walk in the valley of the shadow of death I fear no evil because I'm Satan's spawn . " Barack Obama #sarcasm
0	Other than that .... great job junior class sponsors ... #sarcasm
1	neat now that is going to be one fun game !! thanks for posting
0	I heard about that ... unfortunately I missed it . Better tv out there . Sorry !
1	morning I'm going to drive people insane today taking photos of everything :p
0	awwww i have no internet right now .... -drummer boi
0	also crazy that she thinks it's a recipe . It's Fritos topped with chili & cheese . #socomplicated #not
1	well i better start off my day with taking a shower ....
0	Trying to keep myself occupied so I don't focus on the person that hasn't called me
0	Fuck Popeyes , shit gave me the BG's!Wasn't even worth it after waitin ' 4 it all my life sad , sad face bruh .
0	do mine for me ?
1	Today was rather sweet , I learned Blackbird and Happiness Is A Warm Gun by The Beatles .
1	thinking of switching to rudy projects ... esp since i wear glasses , they have those with lens behind the shades . forget about contacts !!!
1	not bad manners , just good food
0	how i miss it tho ... sometimes
1	Hope i get this job !
0	yeah I was distraught when I realised the sub unit was only a fackn April fools ( I was literally waiting for news to drop hahah )
1	Working 2 to 8 ... gosh I can't wait til 5:30 tomorrow I think I've got some laundry to do .
1	tucking into a large BBQ mega meaty pizza as a Jacamo advert comes on the radio #irony
1	good luck at work ! be positive ;) haha
1	aww ... thank you !! That really encourages me ! < you are on BQ live tweet now ! >
1	im literally peeing myself waiting for the winners to be announced
1	nope . That's not it . Altho I am starting 30 day #easactive challenge today
0	I WANT FOOD BUT NOT NORMAL FOOD I WANT BURGERS AND PIZZA ! \n #getfit #cleandiet #not
1	Getting beat with vyeniki at the sauna
1	Setting off for #thatlondon new track cushion in tow
0	if only .
0	if u say so
0	Bedrooms ok with heaters . Lounge not so good this morning . Must get more wood . Oh to be prepared . 3 degrees tues apparently
0	SHINEKI SHOULD BE FIRED ALONG WITH EVERY CORRUPT CRIMINAL ON THAT VOTED #NOT TO EXTEND BENEFITS TO OUR TROOPS
1	that must be the bowmanville zoo . we went there last year and the goats were a hit . they were right in the wagon with the kids
1	you got style
1	Robert WINS Breakthrough Performance Male !!!
0	Wow so excited to work a 12 hour shift and close today . #not #killmenow
1	Gettin ready for a friends 21st bday party . Wonder how clubs are on sundays .
0	OK , I'll always support your F.I.R.M. but I will be in Las Vegas on those dates ....
1	God bless you my friend !!!
0	serious headache ..
1	On to the post romance events . Michael shows weakness & Fi tortures him . Poor man , should've known better . We can be mean bitches .
1	Hi Laurel ! Super duper long time no see .
1	Theo grade out FINALLY = didn't know a 3.5 was possible
1	If you haven't yet , stop on by at The Peach Tree and read my interview
1	Yeah , when ? Lots of gigs coming up , but must schedule stargazing !
1	please reply to my post on stuff about converting playtv files
1	& you guys were really good via phone tonight , see you friday !!!!
1	Church . Home sweet home . The youth group be back later . Emma let me know if u want tooo .
0	I am . But sometimes its too late to fix things
1	RT : Suicide Bombing Trainer Accidentally Blows Up His Entire Class . theuspatriot.com/2014/05/28/isl… #irony
1	Made an awesome dinner and put my 5 week old son to bed . Im hoping for another 5.5 hour stretch of straight sleep tonight
1	welcome (
1	Okay , I nak finalise domain name and everything ni .
0	The insurance companies are the thieving , crook fraudsters #irony
0	A little birdie told me that some of my graduates are meeting up in Dallas to spend some quality time reading the bible #NOT
1	this is where connect 3 CONNECTED
0	I have stupid homework to do
0	i'd have to be green
0	... did not do good playing Poker .
1	TH logo on the moon Universal domination !!! sounds like fun .
1	i bought a sick beanie hat
1	You are welcome
1	I'm 3 hours behind schedule today - oh well , time to play catchup !
1	I have to say my favorite photo is Joe Haldeman , and it's books right ?? they all have shelves and shelves of books
1	ONLY SOAP and Warm Water ! Really it works Good Luck Jackie P.S , I am 43 ;)
0	too bad Kim Anderson will not be able to recruit the really good players . Too bad we have to settle on D-2 players #sarcasm
1	i wonder if i could have 100 or more followers at the end of the day . ( via ) I'll race ya there !!
0	good thing i passed out after work and im just waking up now #not
0	Fucking with a known player/cheater is about as stupid as sticking your hand in fire and expecting it not to burn . Let's be smart .
1	Dinner tonight with my family then hopefully funn !!!!
0	damn that means i gotta dish out more money for another state , are they doing any East Coast gigs ? i cant find any info
1	naww dont worry . i love you STUPID FRIEND .
0	it looks like i'm not gonna get my chai latte today , after all
0	Oh lemme tell ya how much fun being a girl is #not
0	Well that was a nice 13 hour day stuck in a black box room at school #not
1	listening to music and getting pretty .... this requires total concentration !
0	Me ? I'm unemployed currently . I do too much " free work " . I work online and I don't get a penny ?
0	Not working out today or going to work . I'm so effing sick
1	Lazy bum =P Oooh I got TweetDeck
0	Let's chase our tails a bit longer . Maybe something good comes out of it . #not
1	That's good ! I'm glad that you're okay
1	I aint seen it . Dont want to . lol . Ima be trippin tho . Might be a lil tipsy too . so who knows wat will happen lol
1	RT : I'm literally in love with Four\n\nI wish he was real\n\n < 4
0	Picked a great couple of days to go to the beach . #not #rainy
1	Working till 7ish
1	i'm good , just a bad case of insomnia . =( hope all is well with you . we know you're mega busy , dont worry . thx for saying hi !
1	I wish I could have been there . You'll have to lighten up on now , but only a little
1	do you tweet back to your fans ? Just wondering .
1	Pets on Southwest Airlines ! Now its getting interesting !
0	Nice pink shirt . #hahaaa #not Good try . Maybe another time . Last week was a gift . Don't mistake my kindness for weakness .
1	Oh , and I think it's unfair for Surfer B , because A always has the right of way . Moral of the story : use a red board .
1	is of twitter for the night . night .
0	i wanna see my puppy " lesley " .. i miss her wanna hug her & so on .
0	Just done a hell of a lot of revision pooped now , and still got fuckin food tech
1	My computer always safe in my own village as like me
0	some people say these chains are hygiene , that's when #irony dies again .
1	AWESOME finish in the 3000 ! I know you heard me cheering like a dork at my TV !
0	Oh ur an high schooler !! You can cuss !! OMG ur so cool !! #sarcasm
0	THEY'RE SO ANNOYING SINCE IM LITERALLY ALWAYS YELLING ON TWITTER I BLOCKED THEM
0	I'm so excited to spend my first night of summer working #not
1	haha . Might be getting another cat though as theres one that comes in too much and eats all cats food . XD So might catnap him .
0	. ed board must not have learned tortoise won the race . faux #edreform #INedchat corps . can't buy #irony pic.twitter.com/DO5wspnw34
1	I need to have a good go frostwire
1	' s enjoying a Drop Top Amber Ale , in celebration of a marvelous May blossoming into a June BOOM . Me likey ! ( the ale AND the boom .. )
1	oh thats cool . Happy birthday . also alias is the coolest show everr !
0	RT : I'm sure spending it on fighter jets will be a worthwhile investment for the future , rather than viable education plans #sarc …
0	Wishing the rain would go away i want sun
1	Perhaps - not in my head though ha ha
0	i just did a STUPID thing .... i watched vids of beyonce in NYC last night- just making me more upset about not going tonight
1	And yes , I'm already done with my independent crap at home ... but I only have French left , then SUMMER . Can't wait .
0	Still waiting for replacement cards - what if I had no money at all ??? Insurance co . seem to be dragging their heels too
0	People really need to realize ... Family or #NOT I was still beat the shit outta you Loyalty is what matters
0	hang in there dood , i'm almost reaching my one year mark ... yay ...
1	Tweetie's shortcuts for new tweets and the main window mean I pretty much never touch the mouse anymore . Quicksilver = Love .
1	awwww lol , is it gonna keep comin back like , forever ? :O ha haa
0	CHELSEA STAUB !! I think you're really amazinggg ! It would mean a lot to me if you replied .
1	Has Twitter become the new Google ? Your answers will arrive slower if it has
0	So my French gal is ignoring me , these 3 weeks are gonna so much fun omg #not
0	So offers me $40 to trade in #WatchDogs and then tries to entice me into re-purchasing said game . #Irony pic.twitter.com/8QV1btm8SE
0	Horrific night but Im so happy to come home to clean my shambled apartment ! #sarcasm
1	Holy crap , damn you've got an awesome voice ... wtf was that " 1-2 " crap ? * enjoying the tunes *
1	I know the feeling
0	thinking i need to do the dishes
1	hellothere
1	Still not sleeping . Listening to the rain . almost makes me want to sing and dance .
0	Why was our house made with a window in the shower #painters #painting #house #cant #take #shower #the #strugle #is #honestly #not #cool
0	has to clean house today . not fun
1	nyuk , nyuk ...
1	SleeP over goin sound ( Y )
1	if you say soo ..... jk
1	Yes , I am now following . We'll see how it goes
0	We only need villa or west hame to beat city . No biggy #sarcasm #YNWA
1	Thanks 4 tht my friends thot I was speaking utter bollocks coz they heard on the news he was sumwhere else so cheers
1	hey i told you ide bug u about it
1	sorry you're having a bad day .. your fans are still gonna love you guys that's a fact
0	#Irony ? Nope .... a plan executed . #Gove #trojanhorse #education
0	funny thing , I come to work and my store is closed ... nice to know they keep their employees up to date #not
0	missing soccer training cause of this stupid sunstroke !
0	haha uve just burst my bubble
1	Your shirt is done , you need to send me a postal address or tell me when you'll be here to pick it up
0	Had a dream where I oversleep and missed all my finals . What a great way to start the week . #sarcasm #finalsweek
0	home from school :] i thinks it will thunder and lightning later
1	i really need to make demo and hand it out to record labels
0	alot of bugs to day
0	yup .... tryin to change some things I do ... but that doesn't help
1	hehe meet saa777 that would be great- it makes me wanna come even more to know that- yalla get the turkish delight ready
1	back from shopping . watching lakers/magic game ! GO MAGIC ! Rashard's doing well ! Hope the Magic beats their butts .
0	I've barely been able to log onto FOD . Don't think I'll be able to stay up to hear the cell cast . Too tired tonight .
1	Coincidentally , that dovetailed nicely with the last time Simpsons was funny . #obligatory
0	hectic day
0	time to go to work… .. yayyyy for the 30 minute walk and then 3 buses !!! #not ugh hurry up 23rd june I want my licence already !!!
1	congrats !
0	fnishing essays
0	Wow that Instagram direct really took off didn't it ? #not
0	Thanks a lot for not answering your phone
0	Off to a leadership conference in washington pa . Wont be back til sunday . i really hope this isnt lame ! :\
0	* sigh * I wish I could listen to the Bobby Bones show right now . But i'll settle for the podcast later
0	how depressing ! Thanks for that !
1	thanks ! You too
0	Soooo warmm > < Gingers were never born for the sun
0	Damn and i was so keen ! #sarcasm
0	I love waking up super early ! #sarcasm #sarcasm #sarcasm #sarcasm #sarcasm
1	Love this new background
1	On Tuseday it ? s time for SHM F12 I <3 Grouplocomotives
1	Getting ready to go to work with my dad again today . I really think I should get paid ...
1	Hey Tweeps , gonna head to bed in a few . Have a good nite !
1	You must be the junk ,
0	Palm Pre , T-Mobile G1 , or wait and see the new iPhone on Monday ? I REALLY want a Sidekick 2008 but they aren't sold in the UK .
0	Nice action shot : I miss working a pole .
1	That's the plan ! Have a great day
1	watching the Tony Awards !
1	your picture would also
0	I LOVE driving into Hartford during rush hour , construction , and a concert ... #NOT
1	In a john mayer mood on my break . And the Grill cheese is satisfying .
1	I am a superb speller when I'm drunk
1	Wasn't planning on it , actually
1	thank you
0	ow ow ow
0	My throat hurts so bad !
1	Yennow what I want now . CHECKERED CONVERSES . Theyd be so helluh dope ! I need them .
0	16 & pregnant is soooooo sad !! She left the 3 day old baby on the corner of the table while going to make a bottle ... sooooo sad
1	- aww jeez , thanks hun . ?
0	Splitting headache all day , and now a small fever .. Woo ! #Sarcasm #NotActuallyExcited #NoReally #fb
0	Whenever you've been so upset you don't eat all day . #greatestfeelingever #sarcasm
1	Funny you should say that , I was just making Ophelia/Desdemona , Iago/Edmund connections earlier this morning .
0	Worse like a thief I go and steal it from illegal sites #irony
1	yayyy ! roll on October
0	My company must enjoy torturing us ! I'm afraid to say that it's the same old hold music . but thank you for checking ! *sob *
1	how was the Davids concert yesterday ??
1	yes , you heard me right .
1	YEAH YEAH YEAHS JUNE 10
0	I completely believe that is a 100% sober thought . #not
1	Oh I should have done that ! Good thing they've gone now . sweet serenity
1	I'm a shitty twitter-er ! I'm trying to be better . I kinda like the voyeuristic aspect of it , though .
0	I love sleeping my day away . Best thing ever . #sarcasm
0	#Nelly get your stuff together ! #ironic #irony #supervine #howto #vinescope #perfectlytimed #rain vine.co/v/MdtrrWTupEh
0	to day was the last day of school im gonna miss all my friends i love them to death !!!!!!
1	by the way , listen to radio disney on thursday to hear tiffany do live preformances of NAA & hurry up & save me !
0	I love this girl !! My first everything ! But we ain together no more
1	for the first time , i posted something on it
0	I can't hear .
0	RT : So ... anybody know what the date is today ? \n #Sarcasm
1	i dnt have no plans today foreal . but i think ima have to go back up accokeek wiff my big sis to get my nieces
0	i know its great ! Thinking about moving there when i go back to england #not
0	Almost going into #June and #Raincouver is back in business and in full form . #Joy #Not
1	well i just made it back too . Really sorry , i left my phone at home ! Lol ... I feel so free now though no more exams ! =D x
1	Me curious
0	and JD u used to be hot bro whatever happened to ur ass , dont tell me janet did that
1	oh ... Well , happy early birthday
0	Ugh . Need more sleep . Woke up during REM , dreaming of boats and my cousin . Ugh . Work . Kill me now please .
1	Once again listening to tracks on MySpace ... 1 more day til I can order the CD
0	THIS will increase the swag factor of the bachelor pad ... #NOT
0	Sadly , no .
0	trying to figure how to make a custom design !
1	PA , HERE I COME ..
1	says good morning . errr . chores chores chores . >_<
0	I love how everyone is breaking up right before summer . Yay Single friends are the best friends #sarcasm #butreally
1	You should both feel very proud . Congratulations !
0	I have a really sore throat for some reason
1	#Not what we had hoped for but so much to be #Proud of this season . Thank you
1	Hey * Oh and say hello to ellie and georgia please ?????? see you in manchester !! ???? * #jonasliveonfb
0	RT : see u at soccer comber \n #not \n #fag
1	Me too , me too !
0	Bored . Seeing Up in 3D later ... wish it was now .
1	Very cool . You should take a day off or something
0	I didnt get to go swimming !
0	like there's usually only ONE ride that's working well , two on a good day , and personally it's just not my kinda crowd so to speak
0	saying gbye to til august . not happy at all
0	My hair is messy
0	Still , at least it means we've finally found a use for all those young unemployed people . Tory policies for a better country . #sarcasm
1	have a feeling am slowly inspiring our generation to a life of drinks , smokes and witty dialogue .
0	A customer asked me if I was in fight club #sofunny #not
1	back at cha ... lunch soon . it's overdue
1	the tat mags have gone
1	LMAO NOO !... me ... spanish coursework ? NOO I lost the sheet =/ aswell eeep lool
0	omg . absolutely . i'm struggling today .
1	I LOVE my new haircut !! Going home in about 2 hours ..
1	got to get ready
1	excited na ako sa new moon wahhhhhhh
0	Both my teams lost yesterday
0	really excited about having to read 4 books , doing 100 points in flex points , AND doing lots of fun math homework this summer #not
1	I'm addicted to music . Pretty much
0	Posing with alcohol bottles makes you look soooooo cool girl #NOT
0	RT : #nyr so glad I watched this game . #sarcasm
1	Thanks for the #followfridays yesterday
0	Sunday morning . And we're gonna be cleaning .
0	This coughing attack that's lasting over an hour though #NOT
1	I'm eating tootsie rolls & catching up on work
0	He's upset the ACC out branded him with the new logo… #NOT
1	Need inspiration ? Check out -get inspired , stay sane
1	ready to roll , just gotta do a few more things then im gunna enjoy a nice long trip to kingston
1	my best friend is still here <3 Tomorrow : Party with my best girls !
0	First day of summer and I gotta go to work lol #awesome #not
0	Well it's that time aagain and I can't sleep :( #sleep #bed #tired #not #cantsleep #restless need I go on . :(
1	m sure dj's won't mind a tj doing his/her stuff on twitter . If you take a job at a party/disc , then they might have issues
1	that's what I was thinking . Will make managing the easy too .
0	Yay for feminism !!!!! \n #sarcasm
0	why ?
0	i currently have an obsession with updating my tiwtter , tumblr , facebook and myspace . ohhh technology . i miss my roomies ! <3
1	Hey Jess ! How are you doing ?? Greetings from Europe !
0	I am sad that gets to spend the AM with Bru
1	MORING PEOPLE , I'VE BEEN UP SINCE 9 ! and my Meds worked , BEST NIGHT SLEEP EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !
0	JJ just did a Bowyer . #intentionalspin #sarcasm
1	Hi there ... I'm new here ... I'm from sicily ... ciao
1	you need to smoke some herbs that will make you feel better
1	i did and im sorry bc I literally don't remember blocking you but it's good now
1	yay lila's back to normal .
0	hey ! It turns out I have to work tonight I tried to switch but a co worker decided to have her baby shower tonight
0	You just seem to attract them all my dear !! #luckygirl #not
1	Interesting . I might have a kindred soul visiting soon . So to speak .
0	Posting pictures of you flipping of the camera is super classy #not
1	Hey there ! Thanks for that It's been very busy over at Discovery , but I need to find more time to blog ! I'll get there ;)
1	yaaay i wish i could have gone to this . have you decided what time yours will start on friday ?
1	watching so you think you can dance this show always sparks my love for dance back up
1	ooooh , you're ahead of me there too . I only get it once a fortnight . So to speak
1	... who want to participate in designing new systems to support our butts in the fine art of surviving .
0	Dang I haven't tweeted in a while .. Tweeeeeeeeeet ! #Sarcasm
0	Lolsup transformer blew on powerline . No powers
1	done ! did you guys have fun after i left ?
1	just found out my hostel in Perth has free breakfast SO FTW !!
1	Watching Twilight ... again
1	Yeah - weather supposed to be good here too . Think we're having a bbq on Sunday
1	Watching the hillss . waiting for mtv movie awards . New moon trailer DDD
0	Currently missing the times when I would wipe out a bottle of vodka in one night ...... #Not #Classy #dont #care
1	We're going to the Spaghetti Factory in Concord . Oldest son doesn't like it but he's at a party tonight . Younger two love it .
0	can't get a popular plurk iPhone app to log in . I don't like the free one .
0	-cant sleep worth a nothing ! ugh ! i wonder if fresh prince is on !
0	some team fortress 2 . i just want the backburner
0	how can i move on ??
0	Wants to sleep some more !!!! -
1	thanks lady how u been ?
1	IT'S OKAY BECAUSE I CAN BUG YOU THROUGH HERE AS WELL
0	mediafire not working = bad
1	my 2 year old brother just learned how to say cookie .. now all he has to do now is learn how to say chocolate . hehe
0	way to text me the other day and then never respond . That's pretty cool #NOT
0	I had the BEST weekend !!!!! Back to business now
0	RT : Oh , #irony ! " The new #president of #Ukraine Petro #Poroshenko announced that he would restore the country's ( cont )
1	A happy Monday here -- rainy , but going to lunch with the hubster will put a little Thai-flavored sunshine in my day .
0	Guess I better get ready to Re-Design my channel
1	Have a great and safe Dillo Day everyone !!!!!!!
0	my dumbass went to look it up online and this is what somebody said .. " I hate that Claudine is in the " Summerland " nooo
0	There are so many people wearing Hawaiian shirts around here that I feel like an outsider . #irony
0	wishing hindi could be simpler
1	It's Midnight - I'm outta here . HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY FELLOW MOMMIES !!! ( And to non-Mommies too ) . May EVERYONE have a special day !!!
0	I have Sims 3 too , LOL ! Haven't seen A&D cause I didn't like the first movie . No twitter updates to my phone from you
0	It's always great to start off the first day of summer without electric in your house . #not #thankslightning
1	that pose is hot I'd peepz at u all day and hopez u'd not discover me and hopez u'd discover me at the same time #irony
1	met a cute guy today and got a number
1	Hey Names Charlene . I see yoiu live in NY and like ashley . i love getting to know new people . comment back
0	Fact : my eyebrows are starting too look like pete wentz's eyebrows again
0	really excited about Maryland crabs tonight ! but not so excited about having to say goodbye to ...
0	Going to work on a beautiful saturday is the best thing ever . #not Taking all my books and notebooks to pass the time #thestruggle
0	So ... I'm in my oversized night shirt and my hair is tied up already . Clearly I'm a party animal #NOT
0	Writing a paper on bird songs while listening to birds sing in my yard #irony
0	oh no !!!!!!!! some one slipped my credit card bill under my door . i was hoping it would never come
1	morning ppl
1	is thinking it's a " reveal on the grille " kind of day
0	It doesn't matter how much you suffer , never mention #notallmens errors , lest society crumble and males feelings get hurt #sarcasm
1	you should follow this fan , think , it would be for charity , or i guess pitty , i have only 2 , im a struggler
1	Sounds to me like you both are !
0	Newcastle you are about as helpful as a pedo at a teddy bears picnic ... bastards ... #NRL #Tipping
1	; lol I don't even have a car to go to work haha but ill save you some
0	I just love when a skunk makes it's way through the yard #not #countryprobs
0	Heeeeeeeey ! I'm doing homeworks and later i'm gonna study . bye twitterss !
1	hahah aww that would be cute like in SSTV 1 haha aww shes cute no i dont wanna be on film xDD
1	okay , time to go out
1	love you tooo shelby
0	I just screamed " O " in the middle of the national anthem and no one knew what I was doing . Miss u , Baltimore
0	she cut it ...
1	sitting on a chair
1	See if you can spot the funny thing .
1	working on these hundreds of photos is so tiring ! good morning so far though ! wes makes the best coffee
0	Gaaah ! nothing to do
1	haha , me too but my excuse is that im sick , whats yours ? ;P
0	Well it's raining like everywhere , continously . It's crazy and I'm getting sick of it .
1	i see u rep hip-hop all day .. word up
1	kinda likes this twitter notion , even though im only creeping on matt
0	I'm wearing a gray shirt
0	RT : Ok our food was soooooo baaddddd we couldn't finish it #sarcasm #delish #kapowrocks #mouthgasmic
1	yeppppp . same kid haha , yeah your mumz shirt ! whenever i see my " music heals my soul " shirt , i always think of you .
0	They didn't even air the winning of Best Book . That's the only one I really care about .
0	really and on the NHS ??? If it's in the star it must be true #NOT
0	Randy Rogers Band ? Really ? Just what I needed . #not #fml
0	is worried about her friends in Australia
1	People say mean things all the time , you just have to stand tall , hold your head high and walk forward ; the rest will come
1	sent you a message .. Definitely down to work .. Hit me up
0	so tired last real day of school i think lol
1	last exam today yay !!
1	Last day in Tel-Aviv , gotta make it a good one On my way to my grandma's house , then to pay respects at my grandpa's grave .
0	I erased all of my previous Tweets and I don't know why
1	It does doesn't it ? Tweet sense is what killed national newspapers
0	But I hashtagged it , so it was supposed to make everything better . Lol . #Not
0	not an issue in other cities with #winter #sidewalks and propper gear\n #worldclass \n #n
1	Tesla Model S in the Palo Alto showroom - sweet
0	Just reading about Ken Knight some of the comments are a bit nasty
0	I love how they felt that it was needed to add " Didn't actually happen " REALLY GODZILLA ISN'T REAL ??? #Sarcasm youtube.com/watch?v=QKpzU2…
1	Happy Anniversary ! It was a wonderful wedding for a wonderful couple !
0	ughhhh still really siick !
1	Having a lovely day , end of exams baby
1	Every loves this shor movie
1	wanna say thanks a million times for showing some love and celebrating a special event with us last night ! I sooo LOVE YOU all !
1	cant wait to see it
0	I love when guys whistle and piss makes me feel so comfortable #not
0	Waking Up To The Lawn Mower , so peaceful ! #not #stopcutting
0	Will not be going to Singapore
1	Impromptu dinner date with my Yay ! #Thursday #Night #Perk #Not #Twerk xx
1	Pre-ordered Karnivool's new album today . Getting it on Friday !!
0	NO ! But I could eat it . Yes , I've no qualms about eating Pooh . & what's that supposed to mean . A reply ? Or repeating someone's tweet ?
0	#mngop2014 currently playing : are you going to go my way ... #irony .
0	WoW . Sorry to hear . I'd liKe to say I can't relate but I've seen that before .
0	I love trying to park in the 130th area !!!!!!!! #not
0	watching Spanish GP , waiting for Giro to start . May hav to get digital cable
1	
1	I feel all floaty and light , think I'll go to sleep . Night twitter people . Night world .
1	hey guys ! How are you all doin ? I hope adam will do a song with the queen .. it will be a blast .
0	So glad the #Habs traded Ryan McDonagh for Scott Gomez . #not
1	are you Nelson the big bully ? hahaha
0	All these " rich " promotors in savannah , boosie shoulda been booked here first #sarcasm
1	Working away ... My job sucks lol ... the restaurant is always SO DEAD !!! Other than that I'm great ! How are you ?
0	Didnt feel it
0	Supposed to be writing an article , about how I'm suffering from writer's block . Plz don't kill me . #irony
1	Mac ... Buralardayim , arayabilirsin gelince ..
0	So much parity in the NBA #not \nWhich sux more , chix or the NBA ? Tweet me your answers , the best answers will be read on air
1	Well you ARE . * hugs * I just like pouncing on Cloud cuz it's fun to knock him over and sit on him .
0	yeah , suckish .. I was thinking about every way to fix it , but I can't think ..
0	Hey !! I have such bad luck
0	Ah , such is the way with so much on the net
1	That sounds awesome .
1	Dear Twitter , my life sucks because everybody sucks . I love you freaks and Happy Mama's Day I LOVE YOU MAMA !!!!
1	Are they complete with door noises ?
0	I'm really glad Riley felt the need to bathe himself on my bed and then leave #not
0	Thanks for taking off the world #1's match at #RolandGarros to show the no . 23 & 14 rather . Genius #Not #PaintDry #Dumb
0	Love seeing snapchat stories of parties In my living room when we are out of town .... #not
0	I get to many quad feeds and I always hitmarker the 5 or just don't go on #not usable clips
1	This Party is right up your alley
0	Note to ones self don't leave Jello in the car when it more then 70 degrees out , it turns into some extra sweet cool aid ,
1	Today I become a professional actor
1	look up ' My flow so tight '
0	looking at cookbooks at work is making me HUNGRY ... i haven't eaten since this morning
1	woot ! back from my job interview
0	sitting at home watching tv but should really be in bed but just not tired
0	Little kids took over bounce house
1	Void what I said about , He is REAL !!!!! CONFIRMED via his website & then myspace .... YOu may FOLLOW ! #tylerhilton
0	#raptors fans love that Joey Crawford is refereeing this game . #sarcasm
1	I must admit that the days we release I feel in heaven with all your tweets , it's the only reason why we release that often
1	No I didn't ... I AM one ! LOL
1	yea , its a pretty good song . i kno all the words now ! when im at hot topic , i will hav to buy a slipknot shirt . glad u likd it .
0	just woken up ... Has Geography today ...
0	I really don't see how you could be blamed . You didn't actively recruit for the guild and it was the other's decision to join .
0	sick .. sore throat and terrible headache
0	RT : Thank God he shaved me for that " aero dynamic " advantage !!! #Sarcasm
1	I haven't written anything in a minute though . I follow you because I hope to have a girl like you in my life one day
0	Drinking soda again was a bad idea . FML !
0	yes i do but they blow the fuse so we can't have them but i do have a blanket house shoes n jacket ! Lol
0	Ack . My throat feels awful , like I've been force-fed a grater .
1	Once the nightmares have subsided maybe
1	You are nonsensical again .
0	& I are forever complaining about how fat we are , but we eat while we say that .... #irony
0	Shocked lol . It's playoff season and there's no hockey on #sarcasm
0	aw I luv that show . Is it on The N ? Sorry bout the shots that really sucks I hate getting them
1	Drinking : " there's no winning " I thought when you pass out you win ?
1	a creative resume is the way to go
1	Lost £100 on #FrochGroves2 and just won £700 on poker . From bad mood to ecstatic in 3 hours . Time for a celebratory Maccy D ! #HighLife #Not
0	He he which woman doesn't ?! But the supply is so low(almost nil ) and the demand is so high !!
1	hehehe I founded youssss
1	No need sit ... just as long as u can wiggle dance ! LOL !
1	today is going to be a good day .
1	haha youre so weirddd
1	eating a banana - i also just fit into a size one union-bay capri found in the juniors section of khols . my favorite place to buy shtuff
1	New Epic Games announcement XBL Arcade Shadow Complex . Game coming out Summer 09
0	Rumors are so awesome especially from a good friend .?? #yeahright
1	i find the tweets from hotel 626 funny . HAHAHA nice game btw .
0	Just got two questions right on jeopardy ! I'm such a genius . #not
1	You do realise , don't you , that more people use Macs than any other brand of computer in the world .
0	scars that will never heal .. #sarcasm
0	fuck you ... You're DJ sucked so hard the last 5 mins . #dancefloor #not
1	Hope I'm getting back up to speed with the weekend breakfast tweets
0	Twitch will never load who's watching for me on any channel . It's pretty great . #not #laterman If you're watching , say hi so I know you are !
0	RT : Screw soccer . I think it's obvious that I have a successful future in volleyball . #sarcasm
0	Maybe not generally but i sure did last night
1	Hahahahaha waaaay too easy ... fatty
0	I really love those days when your hair looks awesome before you leave your house but as soon as u do it looks like shit #sarcasm #hairprobs
0	People who clap and make tons of noise just watching TV are my favorite type of people .... ? #yeahright #shutthefuckup
0	imy so much ... but you left me for korea haha . shopping & sleepover when you come back ! <3
0	ah I'm back in leicester tonight so missing it shame I'm not home #sarcasm
1	oh cant belive im still awake think ill say goodnite and try get some nite nite all xo
1	Yup , another evidence that you and Charice are great pals ! I know you wouldn't claim that , but I might be tempted .
0	I wish us humans had a sleep button but then again we wouldn't be human . #Irony
1	Your welcome . Enjoy your day too ! NKOTB and Full Serivice !!
0	According to Tyler I'm a 9 but not quite a 10 because you have to look like Cary Underwood to be a 10 #sweetboyfriend #not
1	sorre . priming my room
1	Am having a lot of fun with these silly ass people even though its balls early in the morning and the sun will be coming up soon .
0	Just had a homeless guy tell me he peed himself .. what a lovely day I'm having .. #sarcasm #whatislife #imsorrywhat
1	Those words ... made my day !
0	- ouchhh ! poor danny
1	Totally too cool !! Never expected it !!
0	iPhone app keeps crashing on initial load
1	HELLLOOO WHAT ARE U GUYS DOING UP STILL ??! waiting for me i presume ?? haha
1	applauding right now . just watched your little video yimmy posted . good times .
0	Just saw a car advertising insurance get pulled over for speeding #irony
1	don't be so down , whatever you have to do it will be done today and then you can smile
0	omg ... i am soo excited about the speeches ... Im gonna sing I dreamed a dream ... omgosh excited ...
1	Well sean says we are a depressing band due to tweets ... DAMMIT LIFE RULES !!!
1	bugger , that would have been nice but typically , we're heading to Bristol
0	Can't wait to listen to Adrian chiles for a month during the World Cup #NOT
0	better get your tickets now , they'll be sold out in no time ... #not
1	#Irony AG : EPA’s ‘Cap-And-Trade Scheme’ Would Violate The Clean Air Act dailycaller.com/2014/05/29/ag-…
1	Arnt , my friend , that is truly appreciated . Thanks buddy #FollowFriday
1	my hubbys cooking 4 meee
1	I'll be trying that out here in the next week as well , since I'll be traveling soon I want to send pics to twitter
1	Indeed they are ...
1	is shocked by David and Juan on the Bachelorette ... go Ed and Kypton
1	#Not one more . God bless all victims of violence . After santa Barbara after newtown after every last one . Not one more god bless
1	just back from a gr8 walk under a cloudless blue heaven . Life's wonderful at the moment , enyoing the sun with my perfect friends & family
1	Haha Yaya For Walk In The Sun And lol It's going on 2.16 PM here xD Is it May 30th or 29th ? XD Xxx
1	Thank you .
1	ALL slowness on my laptop ( including problems in Media Center ) seemed to evaporate after disabling search indexing on the hard drives \o/
1	Just watched two classic films back to back - Groundhog Day , then HSM2 .
1	that is a good plan - you are making me hungry
1	* sits on desk * mmm watcha doin good lookin
0	I'm being lazy b/c I can be ... still jetlagged & sleepless from Chicago ... but I miss it pretty bad
1	i fall in line for about 2 hours just to submit my enrollment slip
1	I ? m feeling greate
0	I really wanna see that movie !!! I hope I do !! Is it good ?!
0	NOTHING travels faster than the speed of stupid
0	Show me a #itk with references to #lfc & Ricky Lambert on their twitter TL from a week ago . \nI'll sit here and wait for all the replies #not
0	A break from man work to get a filling in my tooth I'd rather do the man work !
1	mamma mia is a very very nice film
1	ur such a bad ass !! lol .... Was it Finger lickin good ??
1	excellent ! Their first is a bit different - more quirky samples and stuff - but it's totally lovely , fave of mine too !
0	TGIF !! Its a GORGEOUS day in Reno today . And I'm stuck inside .
1	Everyone who tweeted during #asylm is a rock star ! Thank you ! Now , go get some food , liquor , and sleep -- not necessarily in that order .
1	Great added them all thanks ! All of our sites are listed in the footer of
0	for real . i'm with tmobile and my contract doesn't end until december .
1	been shopping today in nuneaton think that i am goin to paint my nails now xxx
1	thanks !
1	Awesome press conference by Microsoft , also Project Natal is going to be a BIG HIT
1	annoyed at the way loads of people are saying JB are loosing fans . theyre getting more each day ! DUH ! 2009 is year of the jonas
0	So a girl can't wear a simple maxi skirt , modest tank , and cardigan without getting a weeks worth of sexual harassment . Cool . #not
1	lmso . deinnocentized . thats like the opposite of baptism .. erm .. something ! ill call that a heatherism
1	Why thanks ! Can't wait to hear from #aguywhoknowsaguy
1	Thx . Was one of the lucky ones . Got a large box with the option right in my face when I opened fb ..
1	I love that music too , we had that at our wedding !
1	Sunshine ? Where ?
0	damn power cuts !
1	Boobs ? It's just a body part .. If that person is scared of boobs then I am scared of baby toes !
1	#MI is again batting first Won the toss .. lets hope the match also
0	Oh how I do love being wold whistled on a Monday morning when I'm hungover ! #sarcasm
0	I for one appreciate your efforts sir , sadly I guess people are taking out their anger at the board on you #not e
1	oh I meant how to put stuff into formatting and in what order . It was early in the morning , okay !
0	UHM I'm not #your #not #loyal please be real with me
1	Attempting to revise for history ... but you know theres so many other things to do
0	Heading to Illinois for a wedding . Only 4 more hours to go yay !! #not
1	i just drove to school by myself yay license !
1	Wear a mask . He may infect you with the swine flu . He's mexican .
1	it's gorgeous isn't it ? My no . 1 song of the week such gorgeous lyrics . u should check Gemini !
1	Eek , I'm excited . Just installed Steam on my Mac so now I can Counter Strike and Half Life to my heart's content
0	Was there any mention of Searching For The Sugarman on tonight #BBC4 on the music news this morning ? If not #WHY #NOT
1	I'd be happy for a phone that isn't falling apart and does all the things my current one does .
0	Non-profits are turning our closed dilapidated prisons into a homeless shelter . #irony #FDFN2014
0	i want a new phone too .... sprint needs some new phones ! i can't get the palm pre yet
0	When I get back we re doing something !
1	happy mothers day ! <3
0	My hand is looking hennalicious ! And I'm starting to miss my new place
1	Has stayed home today , no sleep all night thinking . I've changed naw hope its enough ( yn ) love you tammy xx
1	&& let's go around the country and tie hot guys up and do em
1	Patrick Dempsey will be in my town this weekend !!!!! would be sweet to run into him !
1	watching Rear Window .. great movie
0	Sold back 2 textbooks today and got a whoppin $3.50 .. so now I'm just ROLLIN IN THE DOUGH . #sarcasm #ripoff
1	look at you go girl ! I hope you have a great day !
0	- the girls , not all of them , theres some missing !
1	Without wanting to blow ones trumpet so to speak , but this auld body of mine still holds an attraction to the opposite sex , proof today
1	Just got back from The Hangover-a good laugh ! Glad I have no plans tomorrow .
0	Walked past a little girl today no older than 7 singing Madonna - Like A Virgin .. Obvs a very appropriate song for her to be singing #Not
1	ohh thought maybe they were planning some crazy stunts you never know with them haha i cant wait to see u play july 26 !
1	XTC - Dear God . Another one from the 80s vid i recall These can be hard to find ?
1	cant stop listening to " No Boundaries " by Kris Allen
0	I do !! I'm not in yo citaaay though .
0	yes , but Kevin made it obvious when we played him he wasn't bitter ... \n #sarcasm
1	you plan on coming back to dc in the near future ? saw you the 930 club a while back . Great show !
1	Very Choice ! Can't wait until these properties are widely supported by pop browsers .
0	I had a nightmare last night * cry * I think I am scarred for life !
1	Nice to have you back , NYC twitpics were good made me jealous
0	RT : #Browns are drafting everyone & trading with every team - that should cover every rumor between now & Thursday night #s …
0	hope you're feeling better dude btw the brushes app is absolutely amazing !
1	can you sort me out a meet with Escala ?
0	loves spending her Sweet 16 studying for her science exam ... notice the sarcasm . Wish I could go to the MMVAs .
1	Kris , I know you're kind of over Brand New Shoes - but it's seriously kick-awesome ! listening to I Was Played now
0	don't you remember ? Nikko flies private ! #sarcasm
1	" more than anything " best song from Hillsong United . hint hint
1	hmm let's see if it work ! Yaks ! Yaks are cool ! Yaks are called water Bison in Asia ! Momo was a flying bison on Avatar
0	Nne clingy is clingy ! “ : I can be tacky and clingy #not physically clingy tho”
1	awww well sleep well when you fall asleep
0	Last day of this dreaded class . Bad news is a new class will follow next month .
0	suntanning with no sun ...
0	feel like crap but have to go to football tomorrow !!!
1	- Aww , that's basically the cuttest picture I've ever seen ! Sister love Miley please follow me
0	the only way to get a hold of me is through DM . real happy my phone decided to break #not
0	#irony ! oblivious to environment in #knaresborough Market Place , nearly got self flattened by #blushing
1	There's no helping some people It's currently about 24 with a slight breeze here today thats in the upper 70's for you .
0	I honestly love wearing contacts ! #sarcasm
0	Jordan finally smiled . He's so sick .
1	sunglasses , $2 & first britney spears album , 50 cents . gahhh , i love the flea market .
0	Argh crap just remembered we go visitors over tonight wanted to veg out and play xbox .
1	and buhjaysus i have 43 followers ! thanks guys !
0	Congrats CBS evening news for not reporting jay Carneys resignation . #worthless #not a serious news agency
0	Gotta get up at 6:30 am on a Saturday . The good life ! #not
1	Yay seth is home got to spend some time with him tonight . Going to bed now .
1	sent you a direct message read it .. haha .
0	It's so nice to watch you constantly tweet about her please step on my feelings more #not
1	The little street dancer kid , looked a bit like Justin Timberlake
0	I just love that the people in my house don't believe in modern medicine . #Not
0	where should I eat ?? OMG . idk where
1	Wow , I was unaware how popular u were/are 292,018 followers !
0	yea I put wigs and crazy make up on during weekends ... #not
0	His new name is Wookie . Better name for him #irony #syrian instagram.com/p/ouznvAihzJ/
0	but i'm tooooo cool for school ! i don't wanna go ... but hey at least it's the last day !
1	amazing ! Love the banana crepes ! Will prob see u tonight , bringing friend for drinks and live music
0	Piers Morgan talking about Iraq and sounding like a moralist #irony
1	mmmm ! Sounds good
1	i'm watching eminems top 40 on t.m.f thats nearly as bad as watching crime channel . no wonder we are single singledom rocks !
0	Mature , witty and memorable . What an insult that was . #Sarcasm
1	27 hours til freedom ... syked for mr stevens arrival ... time for work ... sun looks nice ...
0	Got told today I suit being pregnant . #yeahright #fatty
0	RT : First , now .. friends just dropping more than panties these days .. and panties are the cause #irony
1	Just got one of my bday presents early - New headphones !
0	just had lunch al fresco , 22 degrees and now back on the 6th floor looking out at the sunshine
0	My keyboard couldn't have picked a better time to die
1	Save some money for a new laptop !
1	good you know my blog has videos too
0	I am working
1	cant hardly wait to see U ..
1	Joe is the best for driving to my favorite Chinese in Glasgow for dinner .
0	Bedroom finally getting cleared out but unfortunately not for me to finally get back in bed ..... in-laws land Sunday #NOT #ready for #guests
1	Goodnight !
0	Went to McDonalds today and as i was getting my food the guy asked " would you like to give a dollar to fight diabetes " i just laughed #irony
1	eatin string cheese feel like ima twelve yr old . !! lmaaao
0	FYI ya brother broke his own got damn phone the service still on he just ain't got a phone ! STUPID ASS\nLol bitch is mad hahaha\n #IMSORRY #NO
0	RT : Yum crosbys playoff mustache ...... #sarcasm
1	Okay , I think I need to make " happy clam " cards . Workin ' on it !
0	sunburn is soooo painfulll !!
0	//wtf . I love when I botch people's UN . <3 #Sarcasm
0	Friend snapchats me sitting across from me . What has this world come to #irony
1	That was a bit rubbish but finaly left now x
0	I wanted too but u would of taken my chips
1	They are adorable . I'm so glad the trio won , because Constantine Maouralis ? WTF . Ok , shhhh , Jersey Boys .
0	Nope , Fathers Day . Daughter has got me tickets to an event . Booked ages ago . Great planning by the WRU don't you think ? #NOT
0	Doesn't like all the work that they make you do in college
0	Really , groupon ? Do I look like a 10k runner ?! #groupon #irony instagram.com/p/o5e_49tGOa/
0	he said he wasn't anyway most disapointing but you get that
0	Who the hell decides to cut their grass at 8:30 am ? Cheers mate great way to wake me up #not
0	spent an hour + claining up my email ... ugh
0	One other thing , don't you just love math ! NOT !. got two sessions this week
0	Wow , you didn't even seem like you cared . Thanks for being the greatest . #Not
0	Well my 250 dollar okleys are now at the bottom of the lake# greatdamnday #not
0	it's cute how you just was talking about her , and now you guys are best friends . aw it sucks cause we were such true friends #not #done
0	I love it when doesn't answer her phone . #Not
1	maybe I will buy 1 potato & do ? of it double cooked ! With 2% cheese , turkey bacon , broc & garlic/chive yogurt ! * Lunch !
1	finally im hoooooooooooooooome
0	I'm shocked I tell you , SHOCKED ! #sarcasm Prayers for their safe return .
0	crazy day . just left the wrap party for hannah montana season 3 sad for the ending and stoked for a new beginning ! 4th season here i come
1	Happy Sunday ! Try and enjoy it then before the Monday crazy-ness sets in
1	It's a small world ! I love it !
0	Did you already get the update !? I still cant get mine .
0	Gokey's gone .... nobody to root for anymore !
0	tucking into a bit ass pizza as a Jacamo advert comes on the radio #irony
0	hahaa yeah ! :D and on my other acc i had diff pics n have to make totally new one now cuz they look tots weird .... niiiiice ! #not
0	Floyd is SO likable . Just look at all his endorsement deals ! #sarcasm
1	Aww that'll be really nice x
1	i agree , there should be a post ... , grant us the privilege of reading your incoherent tale of that particular evening
0	has been sitting out in the sun all day & has horrible sun burn marks
1	we had bbq chicken pizza last night ! ( although it wasn't deep dish glad to hear you had fun in p.r. !!
1	Fun surprise = getting a DC poster signed by , , PMac & Blake from dad's friend Dr. Dines . Very nice !
1	COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER !
1	Finished preparing my Lasagna thanks to well rested and ready to take on the world with a little help from Blind Pilot
1	Had fun with misty meg David wow our rock band can jam not so good though at ping pong LOL
1	sweet ! we're gonna take it for sure
0	The pick up lines at the bar last night were on point . #not #SaidNoOneEver
0	RIP my beautiful little canary , Romeo .
1	suppp people of twitter im having a waterfight
0	My boyfriend takes pictures while I'm not looking and draws dicks in my face #bestboyfriendaward #not
0	Having a doctor say you can't do any athletics for a week while the song happy plays is literally perfection #brilliantnews #sarcasm
0	I didn't get to see you this weekend are you coming home next weekend ??
0	hitting oklahoma joe's for KC BBQ at its best . er , couple things wrong w/ this picture : 1 ) KC BBQ place named Okla . 2 ) dining alone . wahh
1	come visit Fonwar is an unique mobile phone community totally FREE !!
1	: looks like there's nothin i could do ... At least waiting is a big must
0	Aw ill be at graduation next year
1	see you later ! have a brilliant morning
0	new music nights are hard work
0	I'll bet the people criticizing BYU for not playing Alabama ( in Tuscaloosa ) are the same complaining about BYU's home schedules . #irony
1	so .. ok ... i hate how people are not following me ... the ones that were ... wow . ok . anywho . i love netflix . lol talk to me dm me 4 my cell#
0	Remember when everyone said you looked like someone they knew #gettingOLD #not gold
1	did you forget the space after the D ?
0	RT : yaaaaah and my name is OG Bobby Johnson #sarcasm #WhoBelievesByrneKids
1	yay ! glad you like it ! we spend the day in china looking at literally millions of shoes . fun times !
0	Happy 7 Months , Goodbye RJ Prepotente Off to New York
1	Les , it's about 15% One way to look at it is that being able write for all browsers is a discriminator
1	says yow ! yow !
0	UGH !!
0	There's only one UKG godfather that's whoever quoted that other fake #wally is #dumb #stupid #arselicker #fakemc #celeb #not
0	Unless of course this exam kills me before I even take a sip . Better pregame . #betternot #ormaybe #not
1	Whoop whooop
1	eating ...
1	Brilliant !!! Did you see my blog post ? Pointed straight to you , baby !!!
0	never gets on twitter anymore
0	So Sprint works in London now does it ? Interesting . #24 #htc #sarcasm
0	I told the makeup lady to do a natural look you know not tooo much . Lol . #sarcasm #thisisnotmyface … instagram.com/p/nmTtqEuzEe/
0	but Alex ... I'm not like DFS , I don't rape the song !!
1	me and sydney stopped playing so we had time to partyyyy .
1	as do I ayoooo text this number , 214 243 9553 naoooo
0	Aren't you sad you cut your hair ? Yes , yes I am ... I cut my hair to make myself miserable ! #sarcasm #dumbquestion
0	Still in pieces , I feel like an old man . I was doing so well too Have to spend the full day on my back ( Insert joke here )
0	Michael Vick just got attacked by a pitbull . Can I own this dog ??? #deservedit #irony
0	No guarantee btw that this will get made - v early stages and they always develop more projects than they make anyway ..
1	Just stopped in Rolla . Trucking on to St. Louis
1	Excellent , very funny .
1	Don't know how long I will be able to say online but hopefully for awhile cause I have missed y'all
1	hmnm dunno , guess we'll find out #BEAtwittyparty
0	if you get good grades , your probably #not cool and I dont #fuck with u
0	Over You comes on the radio and for some reason out of no where I start bawling . #cool #not
1	always want time to go quickly when it is dragging and vice versa - sometimes never quite right lol
0	aww i was tryin to make myself feel better , thanks vanessa
1	HI GIRL !
0	i am from alberta ... not a dj ...
1	to hook me up ! Just my opinion !
0	Tigers be eating humans though . #irony “ : #BoycottTheZoo pic.twitter.com/GiHfFmxJJK”
1	me
1	Make dreams a reality right hon !
1	Had fun buying new clothes today ^^ Gaining weight is working ! I went up a pants size ... I got some cute jeans and bras a blouse and belt .
1	My best friend and I are gonna go pick up his copy soon ... #Can #Not #Wait
1	thats sweet !!
0	haha funny aren't you lol ! So glad your my brother in law always know how to make me feel good about myself !! #not
1	Lol I won't switch it up It's been raining here lately . I don't have any windows where my desk is so idk what it's like now .
1	eeep . i had a sea patrol dream last night it was fun .
1	I need to talk about this and have a serious discussion . But not now ! Will inundate you with questions when I am back .
0	lost , family guy , american dad , king of the hill , 24 , simpsons , fringe have all had their season finales . only mentalist & reaper to go ! me sad
1	Got my iPhone working again . Xcode restore didn't work , but option-click and selecting the beta image in iTunes fixed everything
1	Ah work just ended . Screwed up alot , but many thanks to my colleagues especially my new friend Tai Chen
1	halbe minute noch ? #placebo
0	Just got home from takin Kat my best friend home i miss her already ... :'( BUDDY !!!!!!!
0	So annoyed right now . I thought was following me , until i noticed that it said ' role playing account ' . #so #not #funny
1	Celebrating cause I just got Twitterberry ! I'm on my way to becoming a Twitteraholic
1	Timmy took over the computer so I'll go for now ! love to all
0	Argh ... buggy Omniture ExcelClient is killing my user demos .
0	they were amazing !!! im sad i didnt get to give u or number 5(who was killin it !!! ) a huge hug
1	The sun and water at the pool feels amazing . Life is kind of good .
1	oooh so he's gone to the trouble of tracking you down - he must be keen !
1	i agree share the niceness . kindenss is a great give it cost nothing to share but brightens up a face
1	I am ---------- twilightcrazy52 : Who's still awake !!!
1	my sister is going to go on sims 3 for a bit , i'm going to go shower
0	Sigh , yet anothe movie you didn't invite me to ...
1	he's also easy on the eyes as well . you're awesome Ellen
1	i like it
0	believe me i wanted to ! he is my fav dj but i just couldnt that night
0	It's raining at #glasto . It wasn't supposed to rain Taking refuge in my tent to wait it out . Hopefully the sun will be shining for th ...
1	aww aren't u an enginee tisha ? maybe u can build me something ?
0	on my way home . damn i miss that sunshine state ! all it does it rain here
0	Oh no , I'm really sleepy .. I don't want to miss the mtv movie awards ..
0	gonna sleep on this day . gotta get new contacts tommorow . no insurance .
0	haha that tweet was the best . And bruce lmao , that poor dog
0	First ADR Session Monday ! But also the last we see of the Cardona girls before they go and get famous
1	i miss you , babe
1	stronger person for it and i'm happy with who i am today
1	haha , that's the way life is when you're hustlin in L.A
0	If you post pictures with your middle finger up , you gain SO much respect from me . #not .
1	dude .. he's touring with demi and sang with MILEY and youre better than both of them combined
0	My nose .. my nose ..
1	Phantom was great !!! Better in Melbs but still so very worth it
0	why are you going to Perth and not coming to canberra !? : DEVO !
0	seriously - time warner cable has taken away all the GOOD channels i wanna see you mtv awards really ,...
0	This person literally has a " take back America vote democrat 2008 " on their Honda #irony
0	I wish I had " Cinco De Mayo " off so I could go get hammer faced ....... #ToBeAKidAgain ..... #Sarcasm
1	went out to eat tonight with ... and other nice people now it's bed time ! x
0	I heard today that a number of PV job openings are not real . Most companies are waiting for the PV market to turn around before hiring .
1	.... I'm glad you're alright . Hope you have a good week ! Love you !
0	spoke to soon Now its RAINING
1	we're all old people on Sunday ! Sunday's my day b4 work relaxing day . * LOL * LMk how Hangover is as I'd like 2 see it .
0	im dreading tomorrow , waking up at 4:20
0	Worried about suki . . .
1	a trending topic : HAPPY STAR WARS DAY
1	going to Jordan's Holy Communion then on to St Raphael's for its 50year celebration !
1	Get Braces !
0	at my desk with a cuppa tea for before 8:20 , I wish i got paid by the hour to do my uni work
0	secretly fighting over boys , secretly Jealous of there ' flirting ' .. Hmm , i'm sick of it and i can't go any longer . Sorry hun . . .
0	Sims 3 isnt really that much better . Its just good . My copy still hasnt come though and i ordered it like 2 months ago !
1	My 11:11 wishes are coming true
0	lots of little things built up and made today quite crap
1	that's the price of love i guess lol , sounds like a nice guy , u're lucky
0	seriously need to go to bed with a tight stomach
0	gutted to hear about Plan B , RIP
0	I'm 17 and getting a cummins after I get hired somewhere lol this only makes me more excited haha #sarcasm
0	Just said bye to Amanda before she left DC I am going to miss you so much ! DC will not be the same without you
1	So excited that ' s book L.A. Candy comes out today can't wait to buy it !!!!!!!!
1	Is very curious right now
0	lol thanks ! I am still hungry tho . I wanted a parfait too but I would have had to go back thru the line .
1	hahah . true . i'm just cooking , not eating it
1	ive invited you . whoever needs invites to let me know .
0	Ugh ! I can't find any jammie pants & my wash is still damp gonna freeze my buns off in the am !!!
1	watching " That Thing You Do " on Comcast . Missing my boo like crrrrrazy !
0	ok come take out my stitches and stere strips let's go #not
1	the only thing i remember from that visit was " oh crap i think i want to go to wm now " .. i was pretending to listen
0	sfmhdgdlk . I can't upload a image to this SHHH*T
1	Manny all they way !!
1	sometimes ... buy just remember to always make da best of any bad situation .
0	arggggh we used to these books that i meant to equip Bitches instead they make more hoes #not threatened
0	I cried too . What a tragic end for such a lovely family
0	The amount of fun this weekend is going to be off the charts ! #not
0	l'm afraid I'm cynical , don't that it will ultimately change him . I don't think this is the proverbial rock bottom .
0	RT : Sorrow is better than laughter ; it may sadden your face , but it sharpens your understanding . #irony #wisdom Ecclesiastes 7:3 .
0	It was hard to wake up this morning . Maddie now has a cold too .
0	why has the sun gone ? its pissing down today
1	love the blueberry story .
0	Is getting a new router next week , becase this is no good for business
1	omggg I can finally drive stick shift on the road ! from home to district
0	lol thanks , idk .... i hope not they probably hate me still !
1	Thanks to everyone for your input re website , will see how the weekend goes and make a decision after weekend .
0	: aw I shorry
1	I can't wait to see that movie . Enjoy
0	doin nothing
1	LOL ... that was Jon though !... Jordan just prolly got in trouble
1	- your product has been rendered useless by " I " , the Canadian Goose Whisperer .
1	translating is difficult for me ! but a little fun
1	Going back to Livermore . Mission to today = not successful at all ! But this guy did help me pick out a cute birthday card for my dad .
0	i know ! none of my friends want to pay for them though i dont even think ill make it to warped ! so sad .
1	always working on interesting stuff Nothing for release soon though .
0	i wana study business . but accounting hates me to the bones IFHML hehehe - B
0	Seeing my tweets from lastnight . Sorry about the mom jokes , that was completely out of line ...... #not she was out of line
0	He's totally heatbroken now , I can tell .
1	great job on the survey/presentation ! I operate the account , hence my question about social networking data
0	It's almost 7:30 in baghdad .
0	Busy with Papers n Numbers ,... Perfect way to spend my weekend
0	I miss snuggled with the boy .
1	About to go to school , good day ! I can feel it
1	night ! have a good one
0	wow that sounds amazing too bad I can't be there
1	love you !! Thanks for cracking me up on this yucky day
0	Threatening to punch out a pregnant woman ? ouu . what a man , #not
1	yea I don't have a mac ... yet one day I will ....
0	theres is no electricity in my house right now and my phone is about to die pls a quick shout out !!! C'mon !!!
1	thanks ! And cheers
1	- oh , p.s. 8 DAYS . thats one week from tomorrow ! did you sign us up today ??!
1	I love every Taylor Swift song I have like 40 TS song on my phone xD r u coming to the meeting newt saturday ?
0	#Irony #Education is governments ' responsibility but blame others for it . Sindh , Balochistan fail to enroll children dawn.com/news/1110656
0	I just passed a dead road-killed bear cub on the side of the highway . #irony #Brewers #fb
0	yeah , thats not bigoted at all #sarcasm
0	Wait , let me get this straight ... You're telling me that Snowden was a SPY ? #neversawthatcoming #not
0	If anyone wants to download a high quality , really fun and not at all frustrating app , download ' grow toe grow ' . #bestappever #not
0	#Irony " : #Heat can't handle the Heat ? #HeatvsSpurs "
0	I hate those people that just ruin your life and bring down your really chill vibe . #not #a #subtweet #about #brendAn
0	Sorry that EMS is taking so long , just read your post , you will be overflowing w/ribbons when pkg arrives .
0	getting ready to go out w/ jeremy ... but i feel fat
0	dunno . nout gd in
1	Safe travels home !! I look forward to hearing about your adventure !!
1	He has really muscular large legs ... with some extra weight The strap almost doesn't fit #easactive
0	Wow ! I don't even remember the last time I played " Heads Up , Seven Up " .
0	is starting to feel really lonely
0	Typical Friday night spent at the gym . You know I live the crazy life , ha . #not
0	the last month has been a nightmare i miss my brother
1	WHO SAID YOUR FAT ? CUZ YOUR DEFINITELY THE OPPOSITE ! And I mean that in a good way ! UR awesome , and never forget it Demi !
1	Had a good day in the sun with siobhan and steven
0	yep , im living proof ! I still haven't seen all of across the universe
0	ugh ugh ugh . school then home then out for gmas birthday dinner . UGH PLEASE KILL ME ... oh and im still sick
0	I'm sorry I feel bad for you hey umma be in NY Monday we should meet up at sum point ;)
0	eep . that's not nice . burn all the plants ? that might help ?
0	Guess I'll just chill at home watch the Tigers and do homework ... now that's a great night #Not
0	Off to Manchester again today . Yay ! #sarcasm
1	Well , what's happening with you ?
0	AWW
1	oooer ! and I got a mention in ' s Blog I feel more special that usual
0	Nothing helps you get to sleep better at 10:45 at night like a kitten attacking your bare knee . #Sarcasm #WoeIsMeow
0	thats true , isn't that a joke !
0	overwhelmed with guilt now ..
0	" : Once they see you're doing better without them , that's when they want you back . #irony "
0	Don't you just meet the nicest people on public transport #not
1	Yeah . I'm happy hehehehehee xD Glad I asked ! Maybe more blog followers ? Yet to be foreseen ... xD
1	hahha well i got the set list for the nk's i had to see
0	a bit of #sarcasm gents ... calm down . Swish needs to get it going . That would be nice !
1	you literally just made a good day a great day , thank you .
0	I'm so tired .
0	!!!! Hey u havent responded !!! that makes me sad !!!
0	I got people watching me on here that like to call me a retarted Roach ... I'm so scared #NOT
0	Love how my mom ignores me when she knows I'm right ... #not
1	Peter's sausage rolls r so much nicer than Greggs ! x
0	I just saw your thing jessie ! Sorry ! you still need me to check it ?
1	Sun is going to win today I think ( which translates to I hope to God it does or I'll scream ) .
0	Same two teams in the finals again . NBA is so competitive ! #not
1	I'm getting too old for this !
1	Correct . Sure you could delete the parts you didn't like
0	//gotta love all of the death hoaxes . #Sarcasm .
0	hi . \n was here . \nI should stop going on your account ... #not \n #NHL15Subban
0	Perry is in a fight ? noooo waaay .... #sarcasm
1	Up near port macquarie for a week . Beach on the doorstep - good 3G coverage
0	I can hear thunder but see no lightening !
1	Haha , I have but other people can sing and are not in the news all the time , Britney Spears for example .... Oh , wait ...
1	- Annnnnd ' s website has LAUNCHED :: :: Bookmark it & check back often . Itinerary 2 b added soon !
0	missed my chance
1	o yeahhh en el chat
0	He's somewhat back on the radar so to speak . He got the taste of a CL semi-final again . All because of Jose's faith in him .
0	bedrest .... tried to send u a dm , but ur not following me
0	What , is it too indie for you ? ( Like that means anything to the majority except for " Blasphemy " . ) * heh * #sarcasm
0	and , #irony alert , his name is spelled Bailly .
0	I feel like a bitch in these toms #Not FightReady
0	why today of all days .
0	I know ! I'm so nervous .
1	Ooh , just realised I haven't ripped off the days on my Monty Python trivia calendar for , like , a week . Weeeeeeeee
0	So ready to spend my summer at school and work . #not
0	On the way to the gay pride parade & my cab driver is saying how God meant for men & women to be together not the same sex . #irony #gaypride
1	Donate for Education not for metro Bus #Education #matters #not #traveling #support #Tameer #e #school :) RT plz
1	actually , i'd just rather you go ahead and date so i didn't have to hear either of you whine anymore .
0	Another Brady Bunch wrap up ending on Keeping Up With The Kardashians
1	visitng Aurora and her baby today at the aquarium
0	OK jerry good idea to bring all of Mexico to Arlington on a Saturday and cause a traffic jam ... #NOT
0	R U serious ? #HUH ! THE #USHouseOfReps is not the #USA #Gov't! Apologized4 segration #NOT #slavery !
1	I saw a clip of Jay Leno the other night and that was his
0	gonna go now feel like shit bye tweeple
0	NHL Awards were a big let down
0	am now waiting for daughters to return from Jonas Bros concert Wembley - probably last train back to Worthing
0	yo ass gotta come get me from the greyhound ... i cant put any more miles on DiDi
1	- I wanna save my Props proper , but full-on for " Caribou "
1	is toiling through spreadsheets with glee .
0	I am literally crying waiting for your follow back ilysm #FollowMeNash
1	back to work after an excellent week off .. it actually feels good to be back ... looks like I needed that
0	So I guess I have an infection now , so that's cool #not
1	yeah , but i got lots of inches to fill . i've got nothing up top right now
0	Why is it that women working at nedbank cape town , have to deal with continuous lewd and sexual remarks from male colleagues . #not savvy
1	youd be proud of how many people have said things like that to me .
1	tight jeans double d's makin me go * whistles * LOLL !! 3oh ! 3 are the awesomest band
0	I feel like garbage . I hate being sick . I also hate being stuck working while sick . I'm losing my voice .
1	LOL ! I am now seriously considering getting a Wii
1	all this talk of going to the gym , i now have a fitness freak following me , someone is trying to tell me something
0	Poor Ribena But eh , I'm sorry you're feeling grumpy . * hugs * Anything I can do to cheer you up ? Poke a Mackem ? Lol Eminem ?
0	Antara gf gastrik dan assignment ? Of course lah assignment ! Markah kot ! Haha . #sarcasm
1	Don't worry , I'll protect you from them .
1	My legs are unhappy with me . Did 30mi yesterday at a 15-16mph pace on my bicycle . I'm so getting back into shape . hehe
0	My mom surprised me with a dentist appointment yay #not
1	Hey I can help you with that . if you would be interested plz shoot me a Pm
1	Word up yo ! Hope it works for ya !
1	It literally stresses me out how much good music there is that I still haven’t listened to .
0	I feel like life is becoming so meaningless . It's starting to feel like an endless cycle . I need to break out of the cycle .
1	Thanks
0	You do know you just generalized all conservatives as generalizing all liberals , don't you ? #Irony
1	Lol ... that woman is crazy !! It just cracks me up ...
0	Are you coming to Manchester ? It wasnt on the list , was wondering why not ? tickets ran out too fast .
1	Listening to " Just Like Heaven " by the Cure !
0	Woke up this morning and throught it was Saturday . Was about to turn off alarm and go back to bed .
0	3-6 , we lost .
1	don't worry most people LOVE the lineup this year including me . now i need to figure out how i can get my mom to let me go
1	awww that's so you ones that twinkle ? when I find a place you can come decorate it ! x
0	yeah ... i have similar feelings #t20
0	Yeah , threatening to punch somebody is a great way to convince people you're not violent . #sarcasm #DrPhil
1	Confused with new pic ... thought you were someone else
0	Praying to the gods of sleep that they bless me tonight ! 12 straight hours of moving my apartment . My doc would be so proud #not
1	On the way to graduation breakfast at church
1	You just saved your Twitter soul .
1	Ok , that was a little hack ( )
0	aaah i need michelle
1	yes , it is
1	i love you and i hate you at the very same time
1	dont worry i think something big is going to happen . maybe a new series ?
1	well hello have a good day ?
1	morning people ! Great week ahead with some #WCF , #Elections and a private project
0	2/2 A News report on China immediately followed by a report on secret courts in the UK . #Irony much ?
0	awwr * le sigh * nays better than yay
1	just chilling out in my room on the computer
0	#dontyouhate when you get a hair do and 5 min later the rain starts ?! that just happened to me
1	Woo hoooooooo !!! Smoke won . Yay !!! glad it wasn't that punk driver , too .
1	hahahah CONSIDER THAT ... ENJOYED LAST NIGHT !!!
0	Don't worry dad , I'm a slave and I pick up the house just so you can make it a mess again . #not
1	cool ! good luck ;)
1	in the pool w/ garrett all day
0	You'd think out of a group of like 7 girls another one would be living the single life . #not #chronicallysingle
0	What a great way to end my night .. Just perfect . #Not
1	" : What irony #advertising pic.twitter.com/jmIPfB9Z2Y " make me think they did it on purpose #irony #tech
1	Watching fight club with joshhh .
0	got himself a brand new root canal
0	Hey * type your question here * #jonasliveonfbCan you do the live chat earlier ? I can't be there , because it's at night then
0	i don't get no bonding time lol ;
1	Nice visual masterpeice there LOL i love the worn out seat and the surfboard passing by LMAO XX keep having fun !!!
0	Who knew baelish was behind everything ? Certainly not me .... :D #sarcasm
0	i feel a little depressed i REALLY miss nathan . i really want to go cry
0	Not available here . what was it ?
0	wants to be in New York .
1	yup seems so . wilkommen to the future ... you .. are ... an ... Android ... now what you doing with the white screen of death one ?
0	RT : this is hilarious because he's actually filming a film called " moonwalkers " #irony
0	Why do The Lord have to bless me with such a weird laugh ?!? #ThankYouLord #sarcasm
0	I doubt it - still in the old house packing stuff you guys going to the bell ?
1	awesome ! We'll come show ya some love !
0	I just threw up a little reading that . * puckers up lips * #sarcasm #nasty I hope she gets the flu .
1	Thank you soo much !! I have been waiting a year to get accepted .. Keep your eye on me
1	Awe man , that sucks . Everyone makes mistakes . I have a feeling that people can forgive you
1	Happy Sunday I love sundays ...
0	Not only can't Chris Young hit but now he also can't catch a pop fly . #wortheverypenny #not
0	RT : oh road construction , how I've missed you . #sarcasm Getting you nowhere , fast ! lol
0	Wow .. I am so tired and sleepy ... but i cant go to sleep yet .. Oh how I love papers !
0	I wish my fiance was up
0	some woman came up to me at work today rubbing her boob aggressively and ordered a coconut milkshake . #irony
1	yeh ... #rove
1	Wishing all the mommies out there a very happy day !!!
0	Yeah Ben said no go on buying one But there are so many awesome ones !
0	in office
1	Knowing I don't have to be in College until 2pm tomorrow is so wonderful .
0	RT : what is renteria doing having rizzo ground out to 1st like that .. #sarcasm
0	Overthinks everything and it's depressing to think about ...
1	The little boy in the beginning of 28 Weeks Later kinda looks like a young but only in this certain scene .
1	I'm obsessed with angel food cake ! It's 3.99 at smiths and fat free !!
1	Don't worry this is the woe of using the name uni . I get all the references to universities now ! darn ..
1	Pizza and salad for dinner . Last evening meal in Canada . Not long until I'm home
1	Going to Hong Kong tonight . Hope I can sleep in the airplane . Worth case I have the last G . Musso to read
0	Sigh . . . Don gets no rest on a holiday .
1	I love " Vision of Love . " It's my most-played Mariah song
1	SUMMMER
0	Please no work ...
1	enjoy hope to see you in s . florida one day .
1	I really liked how Park Bom managed to pull off her outfit with those shoes
1	I had one week vacation now , one more week to go
0	omg congrats ur rich . i hope you know your constant uploads of pictures with versace n shit makes you such a better person :)))) #not
1	no i havent i think mayb by july i will have my piercing
1	glad to hear it you lucky thing ! have a pina colada at poppies for me
0	Father of of the year goes to David bierman ! #not #screwyou #ifyoumessthisupiswear
0	lol do it ! I've crossed 1 off and added 2 more I'm doing the quick ones now to make myself feel better
0	friendscaps's video i.instagram.com/p/nlZCcBuGJP/#… #condom #joey #chandler #sarcasm #awesome #hilarious #lol #friends #friendstheshow
1	Don't play games with people who have been playing them for like the past 6 years MeaNmean . Mean
1	Putting on my Bikini and I ? m off Tanning ( and studying , a lot ) in The ? !! ? || Won ? t be online for the rest of the Day ?
0	Toll House cookie dough recalled , linked to E . coli - #cnn Looks like I'll be sleeping alone tonight
0	Dammit still coughing badly , it's been two weeks since Cardiff , not fun no more !
0	Oh God , Tomorrow I have my cousin's wedding . I hope that it will be good fun there . Oh no , Magic losted their first match C'moon!
1	#followfriday , , , , don't miss out on these all worth a follow
1	thinks that you're adorableeee .
1	Entrecard giveaway ! 100ec for the next five people to add English Wilderness to their blogroll , - reply on twitter
0	my friends and i gave john taylor a letter for u guys when u were here in peru but apparently u never read it
0	im off twitterers ... idk y i bother saying that , i have no friends on here lol
0	hurt my ankle today . hurts so bad . make it stop . and just found out my roommates leaving me for cali this week sad
1	; yeah with quotes that i like & sharing them with the twitter FAM
0	Happy Birthday !! Sorry you had an exam
1	Time to do some art
0	Al Sharpton outed as a cocaine dealer and the media does nothing ! Wow . I'm surprised ! #Sarcasm
0	The unexpected has happened , Ten is closing One more night of great memories ... See you all there !
0	lol - that would be me
1	I will check all my writing pads when I get home & let you know what I use for different types of writing
1	it's all good lol i'll be sipping wine and eating sushi out on my bff's patio after work tonight
1	Came into work this morning to two email kudos on the writing I do for work . What a nice way to start the day !
0	Gee .. What fun I am having .. Bleh #sarcasm xD
1	no I know im not offended at all . imust admit im a bit daft on here hee hee x
0	This is the saddest thing I've ever read . How crazy that killing him in here eyes was a positive thing . Like wth . This is sad
0	so what then ?
0	I am hoping PMA is going to carry me through this colour run on this hangover . #brighteyedandbushytailed #not
1	you people are still here ? haha !
0	All that managing and somehow u still managed 2 forget little ol Rocky
1	haha good one ... And true
0	Hey Tweets , I know it's been a minute and i've missed you all . The iPhone has died andI had to wait till I got home to get on Twitter
1	YAAAY ! Upcoming * record * setting heat for Southeast Alaska !
1	gnite sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite hahaha
0	RT : Advanced Warfare literally looks like Titanfall though , so I doubt it will actually be good for trickshotting .
1	pinky and the brain ;)
1	At walmart with jess and alysa , buying all the jonas brothers stuff we see
0	ahh , but he wont reply again .
1	nothing much you ?
0	stranded in east london sunday service sucks
1	Looks like everyone's having fun
0	My husband just called someone an ignoramus . Then asked me if that is spelled with an e or an i . #irony #seriously
1	You are bing followed Open up the picture on your PC first , then within the editor , resize , save and upload again to twitter .
1	l0l , dang dats sum bullfrog . i would've told him i had uhh ear infection . lmao , he would've gotten off .!
1	It's cool , I'm an immature 21-year-old .
1	Im awake and my coffe is ready for me now
1	Have been sleeping for 14 hours and feeling great ! Saturday !
1	yey ... tnx for the house ... this house is so lovely . I really love it ...
0	RT : #brilliant " the British people are fed up with mediocrity " as said by Piers Morgan without a hint of #irony #bbcqt
0	very cold night , freezing .... ugg boots are drenched better buy new ones
0	I wake up very early
0	Summer is fun when you have your parents tell you to be quiet when you're staying up late watching movies by yourself ...... #NOT
1	Sitting outside . Bored out of my mind . Feel free to text me . Please .
0	Having strep sucks my throat hurts and i have a headache , on the bright side i get ice cream and pudding for supper !!! #BestSummerEver #not
0	Hm . Perhaps I've been out of the PETA loop too long to know what they've been up to lately . Doesn't sound too good though .
1	Doing well this morning - downstairs hoovered , washing on , dishwasher packed , more washing folded and put away . Yay me !
1	has the illest elish polow at boro khala's - she maade so much for us ! wow . yumm
1	24 hours without plastic
0	I love when you are in the middle of a convo with somebody and they stop texting you .. #not
0	This just in , I am no one #reasonsforthis #sarcasm
0	wow i didnt realize how hungry i was until my friend asked me if i had eaten anything yet tHANKS SO MUCH JAYPEE THANK U lol #sarcasm
1	I knew it .......... they showed you guys for like 5 seconds on the play right before the half ended
1	Todays plans include : preparing dinner , lounging , eating , fake tanning , watching CDWM and sorting my itunes library out .
0	Had a great walk/lunch downtown with Kevin ( minus getting pulled over ) . Now it's time to clean the car
0	Trying to stop ignoring the tragedy unfolding before me ?
1	mmm in my hands 1 1/2 chicken yummy woot can't wait 2 get home n eat it
1	yeah
1	send that lightning video to me .. i'll post it for all to see amywoodtv@gmail.com
1	interesting , i am not really familiar w/Canadian politics other than Southpark just kidding , is it unusual to honor both ?
1	BEACH ! With eric ...
0	it tomorrow but the tickets just got sold out like 10 minutes ago so I'm sad thanks
0	I have a hangnail
1	You don't owe me , because I missed you last week .
0	i once had a PRican girl not date me bc Im Hispanic . Im now engaged to another PRican girl who says Im the only white boy shes had . #irony
1	i hope you have a super saturday x
0	I want see you guys so much , but your tour doesn't reach to Finland of course not .
1	I have too many random thoughts throughout the day
0	If we are what we eat then these days everyone would be so organic . #not
0	omg !.. say hi to him ;) nice greetings from germany .. when are u commin here ?!?
1	thanks for Follow Friday mention
0	nearly done this cafs assignment and honestly it's about as friendly as a bite on the ass .
1	Aww , I'm honored sweetie . Nothing scary about it . Just blog when you're enjoying wine . Kind of way I tweet w
1	
1	Ok , what's my first lesson ?
0	RT : Well , Chrissy , if Tony said it before the election , it must be true #qanda #sarcasm
0	stupid magistrate stuffed up the date I'm supposed to get my licence back . 9 more days
0	I will literally bet a homeless man that how I will die will be from being too lazy to go get water from the kitchen and becoming dehydrated
0	Hey , I have an idea . Since it's summer and #yolo , you should chop off all your hair again . #not #worstideaever
0	I just love waking up with a tummy ache ! #not
0	When you finally fall asleep and get woken up 30 mins later by your parents WW3 level argument . It's been a while , I kind of missed it #not
0	wish i could see ya next week .... schuba's is sold out ...
0	I don't get it .
1	Watchin Sex Drive with my two brothers and the bf . * Happy
1	in my previous tweet , i meant worrying , i'm not used to use mom's phone . Lol
0	i <3 getting called into work 3 hours early on a day like today #not
0	Watching Romeo Must Die ... makes me miss Aaliyah she was so beautiful
0	Thought Andy Lee on Rove got a fierce haircut , turns out it was just a ponytail
0	Well finally getting my stomach checked out tomorrow #joy #not
1	asleep after an awesome wedding weekend
0	Still awake from yesterday . I have a feeling today is going to go by reeeal fast
1	if you are free just check out ma blog ... i updated
0	Well that was the sunniest most beautiful track meet ever !! #sarcasmatitsbest #sarcastictweet #rain
1	Hello Kristen love your work
1	is starting to love twitter !!! Facebook-detox diet is working great
1	Thanks to everyone who came to MOO Towers yesterday ! So exciting to get your feedback . Now we start scheming in earnest
0	When I fell asleep it plagued my dreams .
0	Some are just mean ! Never appreciate the kindness of people WHO CARE . Ugh evil
0	Has anyone seen the video of that bitch getting hit with the shovel ? #sarcasm
0	' I'm not going to be scared into the sky is going to fall ' ( regarding water increase ) Chris Smitherman #Irony #55krcmeltdown
0	blip.fm is on it's last legs
0	When your stuck at home alone , and have nothing to do ... \n #timeofmylife #not #lonerlife
1	Drinking beer and eating doritos haha I love dos equis mannn ! I feel goood right now
1	Cant keep my eyes open now after last night .... time for bed . Cant wait till tomorrow Night all Xxx
0	would wish the severe migrains would stop !!! doc's prescriptions arent working
1	Good idea . I will go with that .
1	yea weird .. i know ! xD but yesterday it was same ... i woke up so early ! ... im weird xDDD and today no tears hun okay ?
1	is listening to Fightstar
0	man school in madd boring couple more hours to go . last day of school june 25th
1	" I hate big room " he said , while wearing a I love Swedish house mafia shirt . ROFL #irony #done
0	I can't with people who tweet every second about the softball games . I'm watching too . Thanks for the updates though #not #enough
1	design week finally finished chill & back to studio tonight !
0	I need someone to hangout with after church . Anyone ?
0	I'm still struggling to finish HBP . I blame Ginny and Ron/Hermione .
0	The wedding was beautiful with the afternoon sun shining down on the happy couple . Then , the loud ice cream truck drove by ... #thankyou #NOT
0	Food suggestions ?!?! Im hungry !!
0	Headache . x
1	watch the new episode of Mental . It's about folie a deux .
0	Sometimes the devil allows people to live a life free of trouble because he doesn't want them turning to GOD #god's #not #dead
0	This is tweet number 50 . \n #milestone #holymoly #sarcasm #hashtag
0	Woke up at 2am to do a slot at 3am and jus found out we only going on at 6:45 am ! #not cool
1	oh yeahh and i can still have good sex . plus my nips are too small to nurse a baby . ahahahha
0	I'm out of the tourney wth just one level remaining for the end of day 1 played so good , just a move that didnt work as expected #EVPWSOP
1	That would be pretty cool . I'm interested in design even if I'm not really good doing design .
1	French toast
0	fun fun fun applied it not ( N )
0	Bye bye beach
0	ok 900 words to go !
1	you could walk on the train tracks and almost get run over by a train . thats always fun
1	Thanks for adding me on facebook !
1	kagina ka pa bugtaw ? haha . featured mcfly sa isa ka site .
0	Moms giving beers to the guys installing our new TV #alwaysagoodideamom #not
0	I hate when I take naps until 3 a.m. I always get my days and nights mixed up .
0	just had good eats at the bubba's! spanx ! i would say its a nice day for doll house but theres no dolls any more !
0	Working all weekend is the best thing ever #sarcasm
1	howdy girl !!! how are YOU ? How is your dad ? things ?
0	and now we know : all it takes is an unaccompanied bag to get police tape & evacuation of half an airport terminal . #waiting #not mine :-)
0	After all the crap yall give LeBron , yall missed the funniest part . Jujuan Howard , the oldest dude out there , carrying him off . #irony
0	and I had thee best seats ever on the bus ride to the Well .. #not
0	Off the Zans and loud #gone #not no better feeling
1	GOOD MORNING EVERYONE !!!
1	Go for it ! Bridezillas is a good topic . Plus u have first hand experience .
0	Breaking news : People have sex ! Konrad Hurrell is so unusual . #sarcasm
1	lol im not sure . its a small picture
0	Is so sleepy , it's not even funnny Oh , how I hate Mondays !
0	You deserve what you get . Kids a loser . #inacage #junkie #youahoe #caught #sorrynotsorry #not #payperview
0	Think I just fixed my sticking home button ... with a piece of blutack . Nuts ! There goes my excuse to get a 3GS .
0	might be late for church Anywhoo thankin God for waking me and my loved one's up this morning ! p.s. Happy Father's Day !
0	I want to go
1	just decided that it is impossible to go through winter , in a small town , without a girlfriend .
0	Good old clinic visit , love waiting #sarcasm #hatewaiting
0	Had to break into my own house and get bitten by ants because nobody is home . I feel the love . #NOT
0	" correlation of nephron cotransporters and pumps with electrolyte disorders " #FUN #NOT Let the games begin . #nefro #pipi #loODIO
0	It's nice to see that I'm the last one who's told anything . #sarcasm
1	I need food ... and a nap ... and a drink .
1	Dallas is awesome
1	Thanks for the Follow Friday mention Summer Greetings from Beijing .
0	aww dude ill sneak you in during 4th of july weekend its absolutely crazy here
0	Dear #DaVincisDemons ( #SpoilerAlert ) congrats on elevating the cliff hanger to the kill hanger . #not
1	Got the call to stay at home from work but didn't take it ... My Dad would be so proud haha Working all day ... Happy !
1	This morning I woke up in my honey's arms . I looked up at him ( so handsome as he sleeps ) and smiled , thinking to myself " I love my life ! "
0	I fear that too
1	#followfriday - Bright , witty , clever and Irish . What more could you want ?
1	day one of no smoking , day 4 chantix . i'm also doing today alone ... refined by fire indeed ! haha i will be so proud when this is done .
0	dude , WATCHING susan boyle gives me indigestion The result is about to come on , I'll tweet you immediatley as it goes out live
1	Thank you so much for the excellent blog post about Festival ! Very cool !
0	Oh no okay well I don't know what's goin on but u know we gotchu boo
0	I just love my job so damn much . #sarcasm #iHateit
0	season 2 of the office is so grueling emotionally for Jim and Pam .
0	done with dinner ... i forgot to bring my chocolates !!! sad ...
1	Beware of the radioactive fish with three eyes in the thames
0	I love holding down on my screen for 30+secs to watch my sister act like a fool ... #not #snapchatprobs
1	at least a spanking
0	nothing from 140 at this end
1	Thinks revising about Russia is so incredibly boring when its so sunny outside :p , 1 hour and 49 minutes till i see her <3 xxxx
0	who kills u in mystic river it was on tv here in oz last night and i missed the last half
0	Going on little sleep ... stupid storms kept me up again
0	:O I totally want one but cant afford it I hate how there is always stuff like this coming up but dont have the money to g ...
0	Air France Flight 447 Rio-Paris crashes on the Atlantic ocean most passengers Brazilians , French , Germans and other nationals . Sad
0	Just beeped at someone for texting and they laid on their horn and flipped me off #irony
0	Outstanding . #Sarcasm Think I would've told him he should've played a real sport like rugby ...
1	Happy Birthday Daddy !!! I love you goooon
1	Hey guys guess where I am tweeting from ....! I dare you .. * big grins *
1	- good to find you on twitter ... I am a costumer looking for any work
1	I joined The Writing Block over in Hurog , Patty Briggs forum .
0	Wait a minute , hold the phone . Are you saying MISLED PEOPLE ?!? Now I've seen EVERYTHING ! #Sarcasm
0	I have the flu and summer's almost here twitter me and make my day ?
1	Please go live , I'm so bored
1	just discovered - nice any other recommendations maybe ?
1	someone made me very happy today . i am going to try to keep this happy
1	you can just tell him made em ! ( gotcha tho bruv , jus trollin ... ;)
0	Well , I finally got out of bed , but it wasn't because I wanted to stay there #yayforbeingsick #not
0	And let's consider most councillors : suburbanite , motorists over 50yo . I feel so represented ! #sarcasm
0	He's okayyy !!! Aww bless him though , he was so cute
0	Death sauce ..... feel alive #monkeybar #blairs #chilli #sauce #death #funny #irony #pub #club #delhi #nightout # ... pic.twitter.com/A0kD0HcGVZ
0	After almost a year , my virus protection free subscription expired . Now I must be cautious .
1	you don't look old .
1	just woke up and did some singing with my sister anybody wants to twit ? lol .
1	I'm garn to soon , in like an hour or something more . Don't care if she don't know
0	Me too hun Hope your day today is better ! Miss you !
1	!!!
1	i think its going to be the other way around
0	#SCOTUS allows #prayers at town meetings ; says they were " ceremonial . " Split was 5-4 . What a surprise ! #sarcasm nyti.ms/1fMnJPq
1	I think they're still together Just keeping it a secret .
1	i wanted to say thank you for signing the sign for my friend and for leaving a msg on her phone , she said she cried
0	im sick and tired of these love movies making people have these beliefs for love being so perfect and great . literally its all bullshit
1	glad to be back
1	- the chauffeur from " Some Kind of Wonderful " was my idea of a perfect woman
1	I found out an interesting tidbit of info last night . Ohhh karma how doth I love thee . Today is a GREAT day
1	God is good to me . He gave me jorgey
0	It's a rainy Saturday in NYC .
0	I literally feel nocturnal as fuck , I came home from school and passed out an I'm just now waking up
1	Hi Jakki ! Thanks for the hug - right back at ya
1	Lol ! I know
1	kiss my ass
0	crawfish for lunch , steak/lobster tail/shrimp&crab gumbo for dinner . it's a seafood themed anniversary ! steak wasn't great though
1	day one of nine days off . Going well so far , new bike in the shed , suns beaming and I have some tunes rattling the windows <3
1	lol Oh yeah ! Thanks for reminding me
1	lol me too
0	i miss k_ris punking me everytime we hung out and effnng me up
0	Insomnia at it's best , because of you . Thank you . #sarcasm
1	we leaves on july 1 .. ps .. woohoo
1	do yourself and people around you a favor , and get a mac
0	6 am . going to school soooooooooooooooooooo tired
1	It's on .... today , Bulls vs Celtics ! It's the only time I'll ever be backing someone other than u Still love you though !
1	Thanks for mentioning my Steve Jobs article !
0	You gotta love the fantastic shape that Boris Diaw is in #sarcasm
0	Just into work for a 13 hour shift and I'm sleepy already
1	baha . im loving the hilarious tweets everyone is sending about the site !
0	#Irony : " ... Shinseki originally estimated about 300k troops to invade and stabilize Iraq . He was ignored ... " buff.ly/1o7r2Qp
0	When people make up fake stuff just to start crap >>> #your #my #favv #kindapeople #NOT
1	is watching some SYTYCD . then nighty night . Church in the mornin ' then work ... 2-9
1	Off to St Albans to give Izzy her birthday presents . She's going to tell me off and I don't care
0	Hawaii and I have a complicated relationship where I love it here , but the sunburn hurts . #HawaiiIsAwesome #not
1	Someone recommend some good summer reading . Something juicy , but you know , good
1	i enjoy is all the time ! who cares if most of ur followers dont like it ! theres alway 1 person u help & thats well worth it ..
1	redoing my myleaky .
1	just saw UP in disney3D w/britni & it was so good ! I cried !
1	We are glad to have you with us steve
0	I'm back ! Exercising ' self quarantine ' day 1
0	our resident power gamers ' first game in 7th .... daemons , there was a fuckkn surprise #not
0	So today I woke up to this sound .. it was a real bayye3 ka3ek #irony
0	Whoa ! #Firefox Trunk Nightly just shot up to 305MB from 260MB when I RELOADED the page with rather fewer JPEGs . ALL subset of first lot
1	me too -thanks for the support and for following me , im glad i followed you
1	RT : It's ironic how we love those that ignore us and we ignore those that love us . #Irony
1	Congrats on new house & puppy .
0	ohh dbl date sounds fun ! Have a blast . I think dinner is doable . Am trying to figure the sleep portion . I have overnights
0	Work Want smoothie , too ' spensive all I can think of is food * tummy rumble * oh lost 4lbs over the past 2 1/2 weeks . Need to keep it up !
1	RT : People with Harry/5 and luke/4 are literally living my dream
0	How is one supposed to tan when the sky won't make up its mind ? #summer #not
1	haha ur really nice !! im glad were chattin
1	Its like a real life brain game ! I was looking before and only counted 4 .
0	Really looking forward to working till 2am tonight :-))))) #not
0	bittersweet bc going to be in Europe on the 4th of July #irony
1	nice to meet you both what are your names ?
0	gosh i wish we had snow here . stop complaining ! lol its like a brazilian dream .. everybody want some . LMAO
1	going all out tonite
1	Back from my cousin's house . I had a great time ! We did a lot of fun stuffs . Watched some dvds , share stories and danced together ! haha Lol
1	going to get away from this lifesucker for a few hours and get some things accomplished .
0	Thank you for making adding to tracks to my starred playlist so easy . #sarcasm
1	Good morning to you and thanks for following me ! Cheers !
0	Don't you love how walmart has like 5,000 registers but only 2 are ever open ?
0	Spending the evening doing a bit of portfolio work . Woooooo so much fun . #abouttime #sarcasm
1	starbucks perfect oatmeal + vanilla latte = <3 on an eeeearly sat morning shift
1	thanks for the invite ! tal and i are eating dinner but thanks anyway
1	RT : #Irony RT : RJ .... Are you calling yourself fat ?....
0	I just got grossed out by the CHEAP ground beef I bought ! Whuuh ! I will never buy that again . It totally ruined my taco salad
1	wants stavros flatley or shaun smith to win BGT !
0	I would too if it meant spending a day in heaven w/my mom and getting to see her again .
1	the clock always slows down when you're waiting for something you really want
0	oooh nice ... I see yr dm but I can't respond on my phone can I email u real quick ?
1	Uh .... wasn't that about an HOUR ago that you said the same thing ?!! haha !
0	4am . why am i still awake ? oh yah , at the new place , have to wait for the bf who refuses to stop working until he finishes . BLEGH TO HIM !
0	My internet would crash on me right now . #GreatTiming #Not
0	this is so me half the time some people have it comin dang it ! #ELE #not
1	waking up . my man making me some breakfast . yeah thats right bitch , cook for me . i want to play today ..... we are child free ....
0	Oww !!! I'm so sunburned ! It hurts so bad .
1	I'm waiting for my momma to get home I've missed her gooood night Twitter babies you all are in my prayers I love you <3
1	ooh ok Death Cab for Cutie is great .
0	It makes me sad when they turn up the vol on the TV when I try to practice . I know it sounds bad , so I should get over it .
0	Today's storm has taken some of the heat out of the air . Happy for now , but mildly fearful of the coming summer . I may die ...
0	LeBron be like " Check , please " . King James and the Heat can't take the Heat . #irony #cramps #beattheheat instagram.com/p/o44CZeRKLv/
0	oh no bens mad everyone watch out !!! He is really scary #not
1	id have to tell you via text
0	YEP ! Bryzgolov is definately the problem ! #sarcasm #mnwild
0	I love when I'm ready to go to sleep but can't because I can clearly hear my neighbors music from inside my house ! #NOT
1	I love the sun . 3rd year tmo
1	Haven't read it , but I have a godson with a 6th birthday this week . Hmm ..
1	i'll take that hug . Thank you very much
1	how bout suits my nose type
0	Don't know what to do
1	I can handle anything that comes my way
0	that sucks . you can't win
0	good news : my flat is great at regulating temps . in the heat . bad news : its sodding lovely outside and i'm working !
1	lol you will be fine sure the first exam is english & thats easy
0	Can't wait to hear my 3 AM alarm going off tomorrow morning #not #crabbinGrind
1	Bamboozle , part two .
1	thanks bae .
1	I want Dr. House to be really mean to me , too .
0	last show for Miss Saigon ...
0	some plugins ( Web Developer , Delicious for example ) do not work anymore after upgrading Firefox on Mac Any suggestions ?
1	mtv awards today !
1	One Lots at 70-75 though . Heh >_>
0	Just got word that Ted is through all training and will be leaving for afghanistan saturday night . What a father's day .
1	Hey Janet , thank you for that !
0	Massive disappointment -- one of my favorite musicians closed his YouTube account !
0	Oh yeah and the tent isn't 100% waterproof either
0	is gonna get into bed and read a bit of breaking dawn , then fall asleep - why don't guys like edward cullen really excist ? it's not fair
1	it's so hot , even in Norway
1	happy mothers day
0	Just some close team mates . We play our hearts out for a sport that is our life . #sarcasm … instagram.com/p/nmQLWmqRyt/
0	Well .. I am awake , but wishing that I did not have to work today . Might as well start getting ready for work I reckon .........
0	Red Wings ROCK !!! I almost feel bad for the Penguins LOL !
0	Yes , it does . Am no longer speeding ticket virgin .
0	Haha omg i wonder who it is ! #sarcasm
0	no one here , I guess I should just go back to sleep , lol oyasumi #not
0	Well seen the sun was out today ... Place was filled with crackpots and fannys !!! Gotta love sunny scotland .... #not
0	I'm shocked Angel Hernandez is being inconsistent behind the plate . #Sarcasm #StLcards
0	Cant wait to finish work at half 1 & come back at 7 .. #not
0	I just want atleast my 1 cents I'll be a lil happy #NOT
0	sorry I didn't come to the party last night - I got a wicked headache and stayed in bed
1	hey whats up punk lol what you doing isnt it past your bedtime
1	has just woke up and its 11:40 am on a school day ! NO MORE SCHOOL ! WOOO ! xxx
1	is a steeler's fan y'all! We are going to be FANTASTIC friends
0	he is , he's crazy , as soon as I came home today he literally jumped outside , it's like he was waiting to run away
1	everything will work out fine today for you Steph ! * crosses fingers *
1	I will fosho !!!! I love u !!!! Call me tom ! Night
0	Feeling like your feelings don't matter to anyone is really such a great feeling . #not
1	forward this link and vote for me please
0	is going to miss elie unimaginably wish I coulda been there this morning , bud . I miss you and I love you , and goodbye . ( L )
0	I hate when people think I'm subtweeting bc I literally tweet shit that goes with the music I'm listening to
0	Wishes he didn't have to wait til the end of the month to see again #missher
0	1st time not carded . Restaurant policy is carding people who look 30 or under . She thinks I'm old Just get me my drink ...
0	RT : lovin the weather . Its raining and im going outside . Wow very nice #sarcasm
1	home from work at eating bagels with my hubby
0	Skl today guys .. obviously its wat we've all been waiting for .. at last \nUmm #sarcasm
0	i'm still laughing . it is so your turn !!!!! even though i know the answer but it will be funny to laugh again lol
0	I know , TV is bad enough as it is but the good series are now ending , but i dont think they can drag it out to another series
0	I woke up with a headache Grabbing some quick breakfast then out with Pri for the day .
1	Going to help Devon move his skidoo , right after I eat
0	chocolate/coke ??? lol my mom would kill me if I have that for breakfast . I can't eat is late I'll feel really bad later haha
1	loveeeeeee your remix you did with JLS what time are JLS on the radio tonight ? x
0	Coz its just amazing how organisations acknowldge the significance of youth in Climate Change issues but hardly invest in them . #irony
1	mmmm pizza rolls and a movie ... life is good
1	It's just the " remove embeds " tutorial code , but inserts a " style " element instead . No spectacular code , but oh , so useful .
1	is my newwwww follower !
1	in new york ! YAYYY
0	So OKC fell thanks to an errant decision/shot by Westbrook ? Color me SHOCKED ! #Not
1	Pretty teal suede journal with cherry blosssoms inside
1	I hope u get more addicted to your twitter soon
0	wants to go seeeeeee pink !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1	im tryna plan a trip nowwwwwww
0	My parents are literally yelling at me for watching Orange Is the New Black saying it's going to make me to go to prison \n\nYeah definitely
1	\o right , o/ left , \o right , o/ left ! YEAAAHH !
0	yeahh , uhhh , not so sure if i'm feeling the new jonas songs just yet
1	hah gay story im so tired :s
0	Loves Glee ! But just when I thought I've found something to fill in the absence of GG and Chuck , realized that Glee won't be out til Fall
1	caitlin is the shizzle to my fizzle hommie nizzle . haha jkjkjk . caitlin is here
1	finally seventeen
0	I'm free all weekend I think ..
1	but was it worth it
0	WHAT ! the AFL bullshitting ? Wash your mouth out mate ! The AFL is a high integrity org #not !
1	Maple Story .
1	Jc . I dedicate What's My Age Again to you . Ha . Thanks for being such a great friend . I hope i meet you one day .
0	So glad that everyone & their mothers are buying VW Tiguan's now .... #not
1	Miss Ally i think its as hot or hotter than yesterday haha i dont know what country Scotland thinks it is hahaha
1	The boyfriend gave me sims 3 to borrow .... bad bad move lol ... if i had any social life to start with ... i have none anymore lol haha
1	going out to visit my bro and his cute baby
1	is redecorating my restaurant in facebook ...
0	Was sitting at the stop light a sec ago and saw a woman lean out her car door to barf .
0	My mum is expecting me to get out of bed #not today
0	RT : Me and Mary have the best luck tg #sarcasm
0	Up pretty early , gonna try to sleep but chances r that won't happen
0	#Not very good advertisement for them , don't think we'll have them
1	been for a strole about the town
1	my #firstrecord Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication , circa 1999 . I still have it
1	thanks for the shout out !! much appreciated
1	hey ! i think you're really awesome , hehe . these past few days i read your book miles to go btw . it's really good
0	There is a HUGE cockaroach in my closet and I don't know where it went . I'm never gonna get to sleep tonight .
0	miss someone
0	cant wear my uniform to school tomorrow because of work but imagine if Boyle sent me home i would be the happiest girl #not #gunna #happen
0	I feel like shit
0	Sweet ! I ordered Jesus Wants to Save Christians a coupla days ago , and I'm annoyed it hasn't arrived yet I HATE POST !
0	Lawlz Conan talking about Twitter . So far it's lame .
0	Had 2 leave church early . Now I'm trying 2 get babies down as nap
0	oh ain't it fetch being babies of the group ? xx #sarcasm #babychicks
0	Lawwddd ! How I hate hempstead terminal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you smell what I smell ?! Poverty
1	i just had the funniest text-versation EVER . so funny in fact i had to transcribe it to paper . Dani
0	no . Because we need to talk .
0	RT : Non-profits are turning our closed dilapidated prisons into a homeless shelter . #irony #FDFN20 …
0	that should be new slogan - lol ! #not Nice to see you last night dude .
1	looks like it came out of a nursing home ... lol .
0	feeling sad now I NEED MCFLY BACK HERE !!!!
1	I had thee best time today ! We went to Vietnam , china , and Mexico .
0	lol does it hurt ? && I don't understand why people have babies if they know they don't want it smt so depressin
1	BEACCCCH
1	morning have a good day
1	hehe YAY ! HAPPY TIME INDEED ! Strongly agreed !
1	is looking foward 2 c britney xx
1	last weekend of too much homework
1	Getting ready to go to Pamela's shower ! I've never been to a " lingerie " shower before im guessing it will be interesting xoxo
0	“ : “ : 80 degrees all week yesssss ”YASSS” great way to spend our first week back to football .. #sarcasm
0	loving your photo . Missing your tweets - i see you have a new friend , thought i was your only twit love ? ( lol )
0	" he doesn't watch #nascar " ... dump him .
0	But I work 8:30 -4 today . Thank you for that half an hour reprieve ? #not
0	I probably look like some hobo just sitting here in my driveway . Yay having people stare as they drive by .
1	this is gonna be 10 days of fun enjoy it ;)
1	this building stinks ! and im tired dont want to be here ! i would like to see josh tho ! hes awesome !
0	k , I'm bored again ... watching weeds while waiting for the BGT Final to start .. nothing else to do on a crappy saturday at the end of may
1	Good Morning ! I slept in so late today w/o sleeping so late x.X Midnight max . haha
0	Doesn't want to go to work tonight
0	is feeling pukey again
1	Who could not love the Original Jesus Geek ? Often imitated and copied by many , there is no replacement for the OJG .
0	I love letting someone in just for them to fuck you over #not
1	you going to see Take That then ?
0	The 17 worst things about living in Spain ( With heavy #sarcasm ) houses-for-sale-in-spain.net/lifestyle-in-s… #WABAS
0	done with my coffee
0	Literally all im waiting for is to be able to stay up till 3 in the morning and not worry about getting up at 6
1	uh oh ! If my mum gets mangoes today I will bake it tomorrow morning !
0	home from work , and i got a headaaachhhee
0	I'm here at the young's . It's my bday . My parents are gone .
0	Feel so hated today
1	my life devours yours [[ haha yum ]] ..... this is forever .?
0	//Always nice to come back onto clash of clans to see this ... #Sarcasm pic.twitter.com/HhP3n3TdDq
0	Well , Lucky me . Ha . ;) mashable.com/2014/02/21/sma… #Twitter #irony #community #management via
1	Good day had a whole lot of fun
1	just tryin to be a blessing !
1	a minute over . time to get up ! let's start today right
0	Sorry to hear about the unemployment . That sucks
0	uh , my leg hurts
1	Have a fabulous day in NZ dahhling Goodnight/Mornting lol
1	#NHLplayoffs . Where homophobic slurs have been replaced by men squirting liquid in each other's face . #irony
1	I don't think so , but he'll see the tweets . We won 3rd at Synod !
0	Sam for the win tonight : " Ignoring something is usually the healthy way to deal with it . " #ifonly #sarcasm
1	STICKY FINGERS IS SELLING NACHOS NOW HAHAHAHAHAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #not #your #average #candystore
1	Good morning world ! Its a new day time to start over and get ready for whats in store
0	The fact that me and Thomas just took this project on our backs to finish on time makes us beast !! Thanks for the help other members #not
0	Okay well that is Joe's loss lol #sarcasm #thatsarelief
1	I'm not your boyfriend baby ! I ain't your cute little sex toy , I aint your lion or your tiger , wont be your nasty little boy
0	you wouldn't admire his thoughtful frugalness ? #sarcasm
1	my son is back to school tomorrow , his stiching is healing well
0	YES ! I'm watching now but ET is on .. ugh ! i cant believe it
0	You'd think if you live next to the stadium and hockey arena things would be ..... FUN ! #NOT
1	Hi followed u on recommend from
0	again . poor robert pattinson .
0	As good of an idea as longboarding was , it was that much worse because I literally think my quads and groin muscles ripped out of my skin
0	Totally forgot about doing this -- almost 4yrs ago ! So much has changed . #Architects and the #Irony of it all . pic.twitter.com/EoItBg2lDV
0	um . No camera isnt working dont wanna tell hubby either .. eek ! i dont know what happened to it !
0	wish i could watch it on the plane
0	The stampede you hear are CEOs racing to call their brokers and cancel their 10b5-1 auto sell plans . #not
0	I want a glass of wine but all my reds were opened too long ago !
0	Best bank holiday in ages .... 12 hours of maths revision ! #sarcasm
0	I wanna watch " UP " so badly !
1	hey , hey you , hey you , hey . . . shutup
0	RT : No one sent to Benghazi , but people dispatched to protect the WWII Memorial from those Veterans during the Shutdown . \n#
1	I just 1350 pointed Fallout 3
1	It's Been A While ... But I Been Busy !! Finshed Tha Show ... Now I'm Celebrating !! I'm Ur 2009 Mr. Muscle Beach !!! I Took Tha Show Baby !!!
1	peace out ~ Until Monday
0	On train back from ascot . Won nothing . feet now hurting from vertigrounous high heels . But a good day out
0	Can't wait for my sunburn to get sunburnt today #not
1	Great Diane ! My day was fabulous with a lot accomplished ! Oh wait , still time left to do more !!
0	I always feel so bad for the people who want to run their fastest mile ever in lane 8 but have to dodge all the slow pokes #not #tools
0	Unfortunately , it wouldn't b United Way if they didn't
0	i have school tomorrow so i have to sleep now
0	dunno , i tried to upload a different one but no success
1	from where ??? I come visit afters
1	I on the other hand have major Bonga points to prove my loyalty
1	what is info 4 mobile txt alerts , news , etc ? hearing rumors of Shaq -> Cavs ... must ... have ... txt ... alerts need 2 B 1st 2 know
1	I'm trynna ' make some Thai Iced Tea , ' cause aye -- It's a beautiful day Haha .
0	don't you know , \nCynthia ? Women are obviously unable to teach themselves , so they need male leadership . #sarcasm
1	Any way to win free tickets to your arlinton concert ? it's the only one I can make ... Unfortunately ... No $ :/
1	new layout coming soon
1	Getting pizza and watching movies
0	is stressed because my double buggy is broken so im stuck in the house xx
1	- Breakfast ! Scrambled eggs , veggies sausages and bacon and 3 crumpets - - -
0	surely he is discussing selling Luis Suarez for 100mil to Real Madrid ?? #Sarcasm #NotTruth LOL #IanAyre
1	Is drinking sunny d and eating goldfish
0	I have a brag . As many of you know , and some may not , my son is autistic , on the spectrum so to speak . In the ... fb.me/6PIlzqcw2
0	I'm still a little queasy
0	iPod touch 1G want to give me a free 2G ?
1	Audio : 03xyou : -from 03xyou.tumblr.com
1	Had a most rawksome time last night with the gang . Bowling turned into a massive cluster fuck , was filled with many lulz
1	making the best cupcakes EVER .. and eating them as I go
1	dropped by in trinoma for the last minute shopping before i go back to school .
1	music saves my life !!. it would be suck without music .
0	Gah ! Had an interview for a position with a great company . Massive fail because I couldn't remember basic algorithms from 6 years ago .
0	tell me about it . no dinner for me tonight .
1	thanks for following me ! haha
1	We saw something similar today but it was a mama goose and 4 goslings
1	is glad tomorrow is my " Friday " ... STOKED about Friday !!!!!!
0	haha wel its not all that fun id prefer gettin a bus or taxi lo it was rainin
1	We did ! We were ! #not . \nI’m looking forward to rocking that look in Cowes on a Friday night ! :-)
0	I love being sick at work and then not feeling well enough to go out and party for someones birthday ... #not
1	shopping for some new dresses
1	Well then it makes sense for you to be up . Although I would never be up that early if I didn't have work . You're my hero .
0	Just got a French kiss from Ames . Had to rinse with mouthwash . #not -romantic
0	Denison has a town-wide power outage and how did I find out about it ? I lost my wireless internet access and chose to investigate ! #irony
1	; Planning on going after school sometime ! I hate spiders too ! I usuallty get Elaine or my dad too kill them ! Lol !!
0	We'll that was a cool two hour nap .. #not why can't I sleeep ?
0	tell me about it ! i miss my puppy very much too
0	don't i know it
0	Gotta practice for when I go onto The Voice you feel me ? #not
0	Lebron is such a wuss - I can't believe the Spurs performance is being overshadowed by the fact he can't play in the Heat #irony
1	hey ! happy mother's day , Some gifts ? hahaha ... its joke , dont worry how are you ?
0	it's okay ... Still not unpacked but I will make do here --- I miss my condo
0	Tuesday coming to an end ., but my work week has just started .
1	awwww , run away with me
0	Counting down the mins to get off . Lost my license so can't go out might as well stay till the last min
1	thats nuts , it looks like you live on a volcano or something massively high ... Douglas is pretty murky , for a change
0	bowling is the sports of the day ;) \n scoreboard JAY is me\n #not bad as a first timer hihi ^_^
1	isss doing some workk lol borning
0	U were SO RIGHT .... Paul George is #NOT a SuperStar !
1	ne time
0	is still kinda disappointed and sad
1	Awww ! its at 430 ?
0	Let's just yell at each other all night . That sounds like fun . #Sarcasm
1	come feel this magic ive been feelin since i met you . i love Taylor swift . on a bus going Downtown .
0	Selling to support the #30HRFamine ! #Seehunger #Seedonuts #pre #doughnutday #irony #gobigorgohome pic.twitter.com/X9enqtMmOn
1	yeah ill see what the schedules like once I get there and let u know
1	my bestfriend would kill me if I missed her wedding ! But if it was anything else ...
0	pretty good here . been so busy getting ready for the party . really haven't been on here much
0	Tired . So very tired .
0	Great way to end the day #sarcasm
0	Flight now 2 hours late .
1	OMG ! we say summer got signed !! now i cant call them my favourite un-signed band !
0	at least you can wear lotion so your skin doesn't get dry . here , you'd sweat the lotion off by the time you leave home .
1	LOL i'll take your word for that aha i'll stick to being a nerd and reading lol x
1	Exciting day , this afternoon , the coolest gadget ever arrived in the post ! A brain-computer interface device
1	nothing Juicy yet !! but we can hope
1	Maggie : nahh I think I am on friday tho You are just jelous you have an ugly background . Hahajk .. not really lol
1	is very very very glad we're back on track ! The best day out yesterday xxxxxxxxxxx
0	I'm sick fuckin ' rain !!
1	outski with girlzies
0	It is three thirty in the morning and i cant sleep i think i just saw a spider .. EW
1	mm .. strawberry juice's taste like ,, mm .. strawberry ! im better now , thx how r you ?
1	I'm reading this .
0	Today is gonna be an interesting day #sarcasm
0	Noticing every video I see of he never has headphones mixing must be mega talented #not #learnabit #edmgarbage
0	yep . I am going for the sheep jokes as that is what seems to work . #irony
1	Sorry , both my BB skins have been ' pulled ' for now . im waiting for BB to come out of beta
1	( music ) i'm so happy ... can't wait for the end of the month to come .... ( dance )
0	I seem to always arrive back at this point : debugging Python and Django email handling
1	followfriday thx
0	... IZ THE WIZ passed away ..
0	I hope I can chat with my idols through yahoo messenger " out " bye ..
1	LOL . Happy for diddy ...
1	if I wasnt listening to your fantasy lover , Ginuwine , and ur twin , Bobby V -- I'd say some pretty mean things to you fucker
0	I'm so proud to live in a state that elected Stacey Campfield . #obamacare #nazitrains #sarcasm
0	At least you have your priorities straight . #sarcasm
0	iphone still not working ... won't be able to twitter on the go today
1	I think i still have a copy of turbo c++ on a 5 1/4 floppy disk somewhere in my boxes
1	You should change cos you've had yours for a while . Definitely the first one
1	ha haa .. goood one That's why ... you are the MF-MVP ( Most favourite MVP )
1	Tempted to just put together my birthday wish list
0	we're poor , drinkin wine from Christmas . Wish we were there .
0	Someone Let me borrow ? 39.50 for amazing jonas brother seats
0	soooo tired !! and another busy day tomorrow ill be happy when this weekend is over
1	our CA house sold in 2 figgin wks ! praise God !! I'm flyin back on the 15th to haul wife & everything .. then house hunt !
1	So you guys think ur so cool with ur bromances , well guess what we have homances ! Thats right im in a homance with
0	woke up studied , went to hyde park , studied , played for frisbee and football . Now back home to guess what , yes more studying
0	choking on Special K !!!!!!!
0	All the Skins problems at S are solved \o/ #sarcasm
0	Congrats , i hope it went well . Was working with an ex Unc tarheel and the high school backed out on the camp space . #not cool
1	Yeah , but the character shows up as an unrecognized glyph on the iPhone .
0	Went to the optometrists- the waiting room reading material literally only consisted of bibles . That's the south for ya
0	tired as hell had to work at 6:30 this morning ugh
0	OMG how can you RT such a thing being president of MUSCM . Haw . #Sarcasm
0	Oh ! You got grounded for coming home drunk ? Your life must suck ... I mean I feel so bad you can't go out this weekend #Legit #sarcasm
1	Nervous ... but glad my two best friends are in the same SAT room as me
1	Need prayers 4 my disfunctonal family . Ya'll have a good day
1	Glad you liked it
0	thanks ... me too An L.A. trip needs to happen soon !!!!
0	I just assumed Greek yogurt had hair in it .
1	good luck !
0	I needa play heads up , I think I got her game down\n #not
0	Even my shoes smh my js you fr thst worth it ? Im the one to tske soooioo much care of my shoes #Not no more
1	let's do it . I've got some options . Nothing like NYC but I'll try .
1	can not wait guys ...
1	I use to cough a lot when I couldn't handle it all way , now I cough slot cause I smoke so damn much ... Lmao #Irony
1	#dollhouse finally sparked my interest . Alan Wash Tudyk FTW
0	Software exam over . Preparing for the most boring MIS
1	Having a new hair cut
0	i THiNK i REALiZED U DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE ...
1	A " whose line " a day , keeps the frowns away ... #fb
0	watching television , i hate my phone
0	up from the airport at 10 am , then exploring , hair appt at 1 , more exploring . I just want a day to sleep in .
0	Hmm , love a self confidence boost and sibling comparison . Feels brilliant . #not
1	that baby elephant is looking right at you
0	And is way , * WAY * more distracted than I am . Sigh
1	Sorry , I was not allowed to publish yet , it was only for internal testing . A bit eager there . Will resend when ok . Stay tuned
0	I don't have Hold On ... wanna pick another one ? I'm sorry
0	I saw ! I'm really sad .
0	I am sat in the garden enjoying the last bit of sun b4 heading off bac 2 work this afternoon
0	Off to the cabin for the rest of the weekend boring
1	Thank you both for the mentions and the retweets ! You made my week . Glad you like it
1	hey , thanks i just know got this .. but i passed i feel worthy now !
0	Going to sandbar with karson ! Sanams last night in utah ! saddddd
1	I'm literally going to lay in my bed all day and catch up on all the pretty little liars I missed out on
0	this crazy thunderstorm has left me rather bored .
1	Have come inside for a bit now & gonna get some food . Sunny days are love
0	Just finishing my TAFE assignment but i can't concentrate because I'm so pissed at myself for ruining my chances with him
0	u only staying in paris though ?
0	Keep favouriting the tweet McClean . That will highlight the inaccurancy of my points . #NOT
1	That's for that tidbit .... just when I thought that photo couldn't get any more repulsive .
0	yea , it does look awesome ! Pity I have a Nikon
0	I need a car ..
1	Nice pictures ! Glad your having a good time !
1	Yeah , dont let these things get you down ... coz then " they " win !
1	So , it's National Doughnut Day . ugh weird , i feel like eating Krispy Kreme atm ..
0	who ? what ? i dunno what you are tryin to say
0	They attack then are even more angry when they don't make you as mad as they are lol Sorry I think for myself . #Not
1	“ : already preparing my campaign for next year #not ” YES I'll pass out buttons ! Vote for case
0	. , when will Britney Spears be on #MeetThePress to discuss deep political issues ? #winning #Sarcasm
0	wellllp this day just keeps on getting better and bettter #lol #sarcasm
0	can't believe it's over already can't wait til Sandown ... and tell MG to start tweeting pls !!! Xxx
1	haha , you are both dorks .
0	holy shit its already 4 !! omfg what a waste of a saturday
0	no kidding & he's the minister . I blame his wife . Card carrying member of the PTL club . & fan of glenn beck/hannity/etc
0	wait .... where is Bama ?? #sarcasm
1	my sons may hide their xbox from me now .
0	I literally wasted a whole year on you focused on you when all along all you wanted was him ... I feel dumb asf cause of you ...
0	I really wish I hadn't missed that call since its pretty much the only time I get to talk to him at all every week ...
1	Sending out my good mornings feels great to be alive .. God Bless Us !!
0	RT : The more nonchalant I am , the more it pisses them off #irony
0	Oh snap . Didn't see this coming . #sarcasm #cosmos
0	Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them . Off to learn for my bio test on Monday
1	Brothers forever all in the same room so to speak and acting like causal friends forever .
0	Suprised by how slow , and how much latency is on the college Internet connection today . It's not usually this dire .
1	Lolol ? i take birth control pills because i do alot of fucking .? I love going through old notebooks .
1	Ah you on crocketts theme ? I thru that in .
1	This twitter group will be the " inner circle " Bwahaha ! We shall rule the WORLD !!! OK , maybe not but I can dream .
1	A few routine pastor-y type things to do today . Move along . . . nothing to see here .
0	#Fraudster +Terrorist . on the run 4rm #AssamPolice happily tweeting Shit abt a Patroit . #IRONY ....
0	I guess that's related to the Jordan/Ben mystery . That will make it more interesting #sarcasm .
0	you are soo not fat .. you must be blind ! .. although i am jealous cant afford gym anymore not a good situation ! haha
1	sounds good ... my cuz works there .. ill get him to help me out $299 not bad !
0	On the road to Calgary ! So sad to leave Banff national park
0	I imagine such a background puts your feet on different boats , so to speak , and you never feel like you belong in either .
1	i do i do , i feel absoulutley fine
0	Love when the dog decides it doesn't wanna come in the house and it starts down pouring #k #not
1	Well friends are coming over so CLEANING , yuck ! But I love a sparkling house Beautiful day here -enjoying with coffee !
0	RT : Girl burning the 1D ticket in today's obv doesn't know about the Rolling Stones top she's wearing ! #irony : /…
0	wish I could've gone ..
1	you know what I mean Brother
1	wil do hah
1	Our rain is falling sideways , slapping against the glass in my office , and the wind is howling .
0	Lin is the answer guys ! #Lin2014 #GoLin #Linsanity #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/kPjtXrH9su
0	Had to cancel babysitter for tonight , my first baby ( hubby ) is sick .
1	Always thanks to my brother for waking me up early . Now about to get some fuhh and then go paint !
1	jammin to some blake lewis .
0	Probably about to go home to an 80 degree room because : shitty duct work . Love summer . #sarcasm #firstworldproblems
0	never drinking again ... Famous last words it says with it's headache / hangover .
1	It sure does feel like it
0	Urgh ! Stupid phone ! Wont let me access my twitter . can only send updates , not read others . Blah !
1	nope , i won't!
1	I can't wait for the movie ! haha nice movie couple !
1	There is a photo of on my Facebook at the moment . He is what one might call ' camera shy ' .
0	Literally been waiting for Star Wars Battlefront 3 for ever
1	Watching old school ninja turtle cartoon bringin back old memories
0	i just love getting punched in the face by grown men #myfav #not
0	going to be a great fight #not going the distance .
1	turns out I was able to fall back asleep ... guess I needed some excessive shut-eye ... well I got it now !
1	bol , a tomu do tam dal i forgot to be your lover by som dala medailu ... ale mal to nehat cele
1	gonna sleep now .... this is the earliest i will sleep during summer ... haha ) night guys
0	Thanks for having my back once again , grandma .. I appreciate it . #not #leftmehangin
0	Great workout today = Sore throat =
1	i heart 3OH ! 3
0	Literally my entire body hurts pretty sure cheer tryouts were harder than basketball tryouts
1	lisaning to stereos summer girl . Stereos Rock !
1	Yep . I hope my lame attempt with the spaces helped me to hinder them , lol . I know tomorrow I guess .
1	I go to SF ? s Kinokuniya and love taiyaki , but only once in a long while ... I ? d rather go see mom ... u ? d better sleep !
1	Nursing an orphaned kitty who has turned out to be a little monster !
1	Yes they are wonderful ! We actually have a special on them now - 10% off ! Put in code : SUMMER4ME
0	Don't mind me , I actually like being left out . #not #thanks
0	you gotta block them one by one . Or make your updates private . I'm on spam patrol tonight , too
1	hey you're welcome
1	You're looking for someone with abs but you yourself don't even have abs #thingsyouseeontwitter #irony
1	haters can only grow greater on my list .
1	Writing this tweet on a plane ... my phone is suppose to be off !! Oops ... shhhhh ... well off it goes ... ( A )
0	, why so sad ! CHEER UP ! miss you
0	Arnab giving sermons to all parties what to do and now accusing everybody of arrogance #Irony
1	RT : Like let's get drunk daily and be total DBags ! What a great way to live my life . #sarcasm #whatashame
0	ahhh your tweets are making me even more depsressed ! lol really wanted to be there at the moment !
1	She is with you ?!?! Tell her Keivn Mohajer says HI . We dated like 8yrs ago , when she was still hot .
1	awe .. poor thing ... it's a good day to get BETTER ! Hope it continues ...
0	Aw you're gone .
0	Everyone likes a downgrade once in a while right ? #not
1	Long distance date with the boyfriend was nice finishing titanic then sleeping , I hope I don't have bad dreams
1	' what does a wise man do ' or ' how to detect him' ? he only installs LTS editions of Ubuntu
1	started the new week of work and hate it already
0	Let's leave bigger gaps between our back 4 #sarcasm , got my head in my hands :(
0	I can't wait to devote the next 7 hours of my life to work ! #sarcasm
1	Do u take medicines ? I am good which it's very weird bc I was literally dying yesterday
1	aww babe . Ur so cuute . Haha its cos I'ma sexy beast and you love me hahahaha
0	is sad cos she is on shitty internet cos mo has gone home and she is stuck in hull all aloney with only wine and dvd's for company
0	RT : RT this dot here and you will have good luck for about 1 day 2 hours 54 minutes and 25 seconds . #sarcasm #itworks
0	apparently lost my wallet Fortunately I'm only missing $17 cash and my driver's license .
1	housekeeping Tuesday , UPS wednesday ....
1	get luggage , shower , visit-get kicked out , eat-juno , swimming hotel , desert dennys , video nonstop , bowling pwned .
1	road trip to LA june 27th-30th . anyone ? SM and AI audition !
1	Was playing a lot of Red Faction 3 last night with friends , man that game is cool I wanna get that and Huxley ASAP !
1	demi ur smile makes me smile and ur laugh makes me laugh . and ur gorgeous-ness make me tweet u cheesy lines
1	Day one down . 49 years , 364 more to go
1	Without Gravity-PlayRadioPlay ! Love it
1	you'll have to wait til wed for that
0	Oh yeah , because Warriors should've thrown confetti and popped bottles in the locker room in celebration of the loss . AWESOME ! #sarcasm
1	really like twitter ... someone's twit is bound to make me smile ... super thanks , twitter !
1	for what show Jaimie ? If I may ask .
1	Feeling lazy ... just cooking rice + egg for dinner and a drizzle of soy sauce to go with it !
1	Love those lyrics David Crowder Band rocks ! What song is that ?
1	I can't wait to meet him 2morrow ... It's not just a date , it has been very special He just txt me ))
0	yeah , it was a great idea to straighten my hair today . #not #ihaterain
1	Will settle for toasted tomatoe sandwich . Love them
0	I use a natural sleep strip that contains melatonin among other things . But that wont help you for tomorrow .
0	mehhh . I might redo it . the fence looks all curvy too
1	: Yep . JJ is a man of many talents ! He creates his own show themes sometimes . Please verify my intel .
1	its a joy to watch aint it .. its federer playing like he was in his prime
1	I dodged Charlie , Francis , and Ivan last time I was down there
1	i am what i am - #jonaskevin
0	Ain't it that the kicker ? We just don't know when to stop
0	I politely asked her if she genuinely thought all men , inc me , are rapists . She blocked me . Lovely person #not
1	u don't have to try and sound cool for us . We love u anyway
0	. it's super handy to have the battery under the drivers seat in the 2004 Touraeg . Great engineering . Really . I'm so pleased . #not
0	Thankful for #jokes and #sarcasm from great friends ... Only way to conquer a day like today !! #thankyou instagram.com/p/nofntDlR83/
0	The only thing I liked about T4 was that it made a case for a cybernetic , posthuman society . Too bad they were the " bad " guys .
0	Bastian is so much love ! and alas i do not have time to reply as tomorrow is my * favourite * day of the week
0	dang can't get my ears lowered for another week . #needsatrimbeforethen
1	finallllly ... freeedom !
0	Made gluten free chocolatechip cookies tonight . Just for the record -Totally not the same ! Vegan chocolatechip cookies even taste better .
1	it's on Draenor . I'm Twisted Stitches ( Horde ) and Dropped Stitches is Alliance . our Rav board is World of Warcrafters
0	I always pick the most convenient times to be hungry . #not
0	Most Indian takeaways , kebaberies , & some dodgy chicken places are halal but it's okay if you're drunk ... #really #irony
0	is back and had a shite weekend . need cheering up . boo hoo
1	I love my bestie , he always treating !
1	lol nice one . yea thou that part wuz hot
1	Just got out of church !! Feelin real blessed !!
1	True . That's kind of your style isn't it and less of the " old chap " ;-)
1	ana ba7awesh men 3-4 months 3alashan el iPhone ... " need it for work-related stuff "
1	Or his kryptonite is the heat . #irony RT : LeBron James ' Kryptonite = Hot Arenas ?
0	I like how mature people are .... #sarcasm
1	haha thanks !
0	Keep dropping those double negatives , it makes you sound really impressive and cool #not #gohome
0	RT : #Sarcasm is a beautiful thing . See the #beauty in it .
1	Shiela thinks it has to do with a group that Donnie is producing . Our friend Colleen in MA wore one of those shirts recently
1	Ahhh I'll be gone , never mind I shall now see him on the 14th
0	Me : can we get a yoga ball \nDad : sure whatever you want #sarcasm
0	I wanted David Letterman to play Edward , but I guess that didnt happen . I still love my baby Davey <33
0	My baby charlie pie is getting so much better ! I know because he's being a pain again . Haha ! I just wanna feed him but the vet said no .
0	thank you grand supreme overlord for telling people not wear certain clothing because of their size . You are right ! #not
1	keeps listening to the florence and the machine rabbit heart song .. and it keeps getting better
1	I HAVE to respect self deprication .. remember I'm ten #p2 #tcot
0	has a very sore tummy .
1	- my new fish !
1	Happy Birthday Aimz ..... I hope you have had a fantastic day !!!
0	Can't move My dogs on my knee and he growls if i move :O
0	I've helped so many people move . Thanks for returning the favor . #Not
1	working on a ' God and Government ' post . My Southern Baptist background meets head-on with my libertarian views now ...
1	Ima write " reach for the sky " on my left foot then " land among stars " on my left side of my ribcage with stars n shit
0	Sleepy and ready to go home my stomach hurts and I have a headache
1	ahhh annother night of online #sf4 done off to bed for me
0	they were ( maybe still are ) a Yankees class A affiliate #irony
0	Wahoo . Nearly there . Updating podcasts then outta here . Yeehaaa ! Off to work we come . Yay !!!!!!!!!!
0	charlie has been sleeping a lot but he keeps waking up and whining and crying it's so sad . also it is really windy out .
0	thinking about taking a lush bubble bath ... but its just not the same without my hubby
1	met een 7
0	I love the fact now that I have a job my mom insists on me paying for everything . #sarcasm #screwyou
0	I miss you Tunisia , And I miss my Family ! I want to go in Tunisia NOW !! :'(
1	" Ssaaiilliinnggggg " go avant any avant fans ? H&S be putting me on its like and inhanced version of wrnb and wdas phl's grownfolks statins
1	the swiss alps !
1	Ah , phew ! Good thing you woke up then , haha . Glad it went okay
0	i want more sleep . work is being a drag queen .
0	yep not gonna lie , though it's calmed down so to speak
0	The gym was like 95 degrees today .. #Lovemysport #lovelife #not
0	NOOOOO ! and dude ! i got this amazing urban decay eyeshadow palette . im willing to share it witchu .
0	Because it's totally okay to tell twitter our business #not
0	irl wisdom teeth and baby pain
0	I am so bored . I want Jemi news . & ice cream .
1	you looked smokin whatever you were at a couple years ago . I'm sure either works for you
1	Cheers man , yeah why not , im still ' on call ' for the weather in New Brighton , so may as well do something
0	you forgot me
0	Oh how I love when my ex's are thrown in my face . It just makes my night . \n #not
1	What up , sweetie ? Hope the new digs is coming together !
1	Just ordered the nicest dress I've seen all month from Lipsy .... I feel proud .
0	I found that out KSC seems to show movies sometimes , I saw Star Trek there . But I don't know if they show non-space movies .
1	- awwwwwww so happy she is ok
0	yeah , but ever since i lost the plug , i just want to sleep . I still have so ouch to do around the house too .
1	LoL . I don't even know what intezone-football-competition means ... Good luck
0	what are you in for ?
1	- Best USB Storage Device , ever .
0	makes me sad
1	no partys tonight . next time , nearest please
0	back from Copenhagen , without luggage
1	meh stripping is easy money
0	Starting to miss my friends .
1	Backup plans a , b , c and d - may God bless you for that tip !!! I hear ya !
1	#followbookfriday I'm into poems recently . An English version of each of the 300 Chinese Tang Poems : ??????
1	Went to see the Script on Saturday night at Take That . Cant wait for their very own Irish gig
0	ah man ! worst thing having to use an old phonee i heard the new iphone glows in the dark !! x
1	another rainy day had a shower and i'll be off to church in an hour and half then to a good good dinner
0	Thanks , but was it really worth giving Army of God a hit ?
1	As a fan , the team means an easy vistory for us #redskinspride #not
0	I soo want to go see The Hangover , but it doesn't get released til next week
0	Wah ! can't find my iThingy ! nothing to read at work when afk
0	From wife : " I think I've written bad English , can you grammarise it ? "
1	OMG Jem ! Where are you watching them ? I loved jem when I was a kid
1	I see my future reflected in their eyes
1	I think this is a cool cover . Saw them live . They are brilliant ! And Jane is adorable ! ?
0	so they're getting 24hrs notice that Bauer will infiltrate this secure area with no public access .... #24 #Irony
0	Really relieved to see the mock questions for CHIN310 make sense . Was almost worried they wouldn't be in English then . #sarcasm
1	now that i got my headphones back from the other one , it's time to get on it like a bonnet !
1	Yep , definitely .
1	is weeds season 5
1	Oh my , I can still remember Jun Pyo's fast run at yesterday's episode of BOF .
1	awww hope she gets better soon . Wishing your daughter the best of luck in her exams
0	Are taking care of a sick dog
0	Don't yall just love when people brag about getting drunk , or got drunk the night before ? \nI know I do ! #sarcasm #dicktweet
1	My daughter is going to Lagoon tomorrow . Class trip for the seniors in Idaho Falls . I hope she has more fun than you did !
0	To EVERY Uncle & Unty's House's BUT My Mother ALREADY RANG Dem #NOT To Let Me In ... So That Night I Slept In Da ONLY Safe Place I Knew ...
0	Roy Hibbert with another brilliant performance for Pacers tonight : 0 points , 0 rebounds , 1 assist , 2 blocks & 5 fouls #sarcasm #AllSta
1	can't wait for 11:59 pm . new ablum wooh !!
1	well , having seen the videos ( and so knowing a bit about what's going on ) it's pretty cool . It * looks * like Gmail's big cousin
0	Our managers are the best by far #sarcasm
0	its 12 in nite , nd am finding it bored to goto sleep ...
0	" : People who are obsessed with being different make me lol " #irony
0	I couldn't fall asleep last night . Now I'm gonna be up all day
0	Literally just ran around my house blasting Good Girls and jumping off things with my electric guitar wow no wonder I don't have friends
1	my favourite song was " Much Better " .... loved it
0	Going in my bag with every intention of getting some fruit but then getting distracted when I find a chocolate bar #dietsgoingwell #not
0	wants to play pet society and restaurant city
0	Gonna have to do some rearranging in my room , fun stuff #sarcasm
1	Lazy Saturday on the cards for me . Considering going to a beer festival in Battersea , but will most probably stay in watching DVDs .
0	Someone tried to hijack my twitter ! Forced to make a new pw and think a spider bit me . Again and still no powers just a trip to ER
1	Twitter ruined my life too
0	If your dreams don't scare you , then they aren't big enough #true #dreams #night #love #big #not
0	Now cutting out the .. god knows how many pictures that are on the 63 pages . Owh
0	bored . like always . once again Internet is on throttle .
1	Yep . I've progressed from Doom and I play it like a girl .
0	Of course today was going to be WONDERFUL ! #sarcasm
0	That sounds like a wonderful conversation ...
1	Hi , you might enjoy his new single " Fight For Love " , awesome song and vocals
0	Did you know that you can go to a party without having 100 second snapchat stort ? \n #sarcasm
1	Sry , didn't see this . I cashed 69/1060 .
1	and i LOVED drag me to hell so so so good . definately the best horror i've seen in a while
1	even though I'm sitting right next 2 you ... I'm #Not gonna talk 2 you !!! It's more #Fun #TwitterTweetingYou
1	finally twitterrific 2.0.2 for iPhone ! bye-bye twitpocalypse back to normal
1	Do you like Mark Wahlberg ? Cause , & I are on a mission to find his 3rd nipple .
0	Gotta love when creepy old guys hit on you .. #not
1	Haha , I was thinking that too ... Like everyone just stays chillin ' together
0	#irony " : NSA Says It Can’t Find E-Mails Where Snowden Expressed Concerns About Controversial Surveillance Programs "
1	Played ALOT of Xbox , now time to study for this HUGE Algebra Quiz !
0	Yeah . me too
0	My dentist , her name is ms constantina samouri . #Not feeling a lot of trust here .
1	#Tibetans are #not seeking #autonomy within China but strive for their rightful national independence #trueTibet
0	Uh sorryyyy that I'm not up to date on wtf people are calling pills these days . #NOT !
0	Damn just realised i have more work to do before i can sleep
0	bah ! don't wanna work
0	i think i'd appreciate her more then her dog would
0	Bitches be jel of my blue camo poncho #swag #hipster #sarcasm #yolo #ootd #blue #eyes instagram.com/p/nnaJz1E6Pb/
1	THANK YOU !!
1	Believe In Yourself ... Dare To Dream
1	Thank you so much for the info
1	The smiling thing is mutual ! As for going with the flow , it is easier than you think . Maybe I will do a post on it one day .
1	good morning
0	awwwww have you taken many long road trips ?
1	literally soooo close to finishing the new single and I am so so excited to show everyone ... this has been a good music month already
0	What a great way to start out high school bball .... #not #stupidknee
0	i miss my friends so bored at home
1	I am so proud to say that I am the daughter of the King who sculpted the earth with his hands . Awestruck moment .
0	I miss Edge
1	Oh , and I totally miss my bestest Emma !!!! I'm so excited I get to see you tomorrow !!
0	cuz foo . You guys are like fighting .
0	and then we stopped off for McDonalds at about 1am and I had to smell them eating it while I just sat there
0	been waiting all day to get on this exams suck but the fact that schools banned this is well homosexual its banned WHYYYYYYYY tweet tweet
1	I think that's an appropriate reaction
0	The Soloist was BLEH !
0	Thanks for the invite to go zip lining all day mom .. #not
1	Tom , what they don't tell you is there's a guy under the table controling him ;) oldest trick in the book
1	slow progress , it's currently 720 words . yay , three more ! you're almost there
0	Working late . Time to walk the dogs and its raining pretty good out there .
1	I can't stop thinking about food ! Fucking shit , I'm going to be a fat girl soon . OH WELL
0	I hate being hungover but what a fun night !!
0	I got that stupid " birthday sex " song az my caller tune ... AND I CAN'T CHANGE IT !!!!
1	you are such a goos friend Ylviv <3
1	& The store is opened again ? HAHAHA
0	Here comes another Scott Brooks gem of a play call #not
0	Is sad about her dog . He has a slipped disc .
0	RT : Look Up : youtu.be/Z7dLU6fk9QY #technology #socialnetworking #socialmedia #society #irony
1	TOUCH MY HAND by David A . ranks number 1 at RX 93.1
0	Yes how did you know ??? #sarcasm
0	Finally might have to sell my Kona Stinky
1	Having more than 1GB in your iPhoto trash when you're having problems with harddisk space is not a good idea
1	" " I vote for you
1	Don't have it mate , Sorry , thanks though
0	yeaaaa . Ckuz I think that's what it did just now it died & it said I need to plug it up !
1	yeah i often handwash my stuff . Again , the sign of a runner .
1	Ello stranger you haven't tweeted in ages ! :-P
1	great ! Did you order a lot ? Can't wait to see your haul
0	OMG ! What a horrible night ?! My sinuses were kicking my ass & I barely got any sleep
0	at homee on a friday night ! xq no saliste gordi ?
1	I'm calling all the quotes I twit on twitter " Twitter Twotes " which is Twitter Quotes with a Tw from the word " Twitter " #TwitterTwotes
1	-- with : it's how the makers are handling it , I think . I'd say more , but I know a few guys who are literally waiting to marathon it
1	I have landed
0	Slacking on my tweets . We're in Ft . Smith seeing friends and family . Bad storms here are making me very nervous
0	Glad the public library carries such theatrical masterpieces as this . #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/JOc1fg9HYh
0	I don't think will be happy about that ! haha . I reeally want to here the album any idea when itl be out ? xxx
0	I move to end instant gratification . #PleaseLikeThis #JoinMe #Irony
0	sunday last day of half term ... i finnish skwl totally on may 15th then all hav to do is go on for examz ... dreadin results in summer tho !
0	Oh how I love mowing in the pouring down rain . \n #not
1	eh woman did you even start your wallpaper yet ? haha please say no and make me feel better
0	Niccas aren't supportin locals like we used to . Smh . I 2 am guilty of it .
1	so excited to worship with my fam and spend some time with the Treehouse kiddos !
0	I can't see at Life Ball because I'm going to a Dutch soccer match ... I hate my life right now .. \n #fack #not #cool
1	just got back frm tasha wedding
1	Going out at 1:30 ! Yay ! Why am I so happy about this ? I haven't been out in years
0	I was neutral on ants until today . My poor little car . However do I get rid of them ??
0	i wish i could paint the nails on my right hand as well as i can paint the nails on my left hand
1	HA ! I work with some of those same people
0	I am definitely e-mailing my landlord tomorrow . i actually heard this one yelp when it snapped shut
0	OH MY GOD . I want to go to that concert so badly ! But if I were to ask my dad he'd be like , ohhh too last minute , blah blah
1	Wishing all Tweeps a great Sunday from my corner of the Twitterverse
1	I enjoyed your blog entry . Unfortunately , sleep is so curative that I sometimes have trouble getting up in the morning !
0	Planet Earth Managed 2 Fall Back In Time By About 4 Thousand Years\nIt'Z A Long Way Back Up M8\n & Absolute D34th Is NOT Impossible #NOT Here
0	I'm cold ( N ) , had to hang washing out in PJssss ; it's hot in the sun but when the wind comes -shivers-
1	what a bummer . Can't wait to see it
0	Absolutely .
0	RT : S/o to yaccaaaaa you're the bæ #sarcasm #iactuallyhateyou
0	Tobias used my beloved tube map mug for coffee .... when I told him to give it back he said no and licked it ... what a sweet brother ! #not
1	that's good to hear mami
0	LOL i never liked that woman ! gutted about yorks
1	LOL , I have lots of columns for different interests at once . GREAT way of finding tweeps with similar interests .
1	Wouldn't mind Also would not mind some social event like excursion in neighbourhood , but don't think there will be any .
1	" it should stop it " ? Circular logic is just too circular
1	: " There are many things about XML Schema that are just plain bizarre . " JC I'll second that .
0	debate before read . Its like common thing here
0	Eating breakfast at 2:30 pm with ...... then gonna watch her get tattooed and slit my wrists because I can't
1	can't believe da devil is ridin her bac so hard 2day ... but she's gud no communication is da best from now on ... how's every1 ???
1	killing some time before school . dont have to go in yet . its all good
1	* waves * Hey lady How are you today ?
1	I knew you wouldn't let me down .
1	Going down to the glen
0	Bought some style warriors ! And a new blusher ! Oh and update aveeno moisturizers break me out .
0	I'm sorry . just tell me what you want me to do . And you are friends with your exes . But please just tell me what to do .
1	Leaving in 2 days . I already started packing
1	Hopefully I'll do it myself during lunch
0	I just visited 7 different sites and every single one of them had a scientology website . This saddens me .
0	just fucking answer the child the first time ..... making outside a misery for everyone
0	I has something for you , but can't send cause it says you dont follow me any longer .
0	thank you Mr. Officer for parking all over the goddamn sidewalk . #pig #serveandprotect #yeahright #assholeday #ro ... pic.twitter.com/pNVZFiAUyY
0	The Jonas ' List makes me cry !
1	Want to know a bit more about this Save Our Sounds thing I keep banging on about ? Looky here : ( Like my pretty logo ? )
1	Suprise trip to tennessee .. Got to pack and shower . We're going to leave in an hour or so . Yay impulse camping .
0	and its still no enough #quiteeasy #not . Hows things anyway ya geordie ?
0	Had so much fun trying out dresses ! But I still can't decide which to get
1	just got Guitar Hero Metallica , pretty fun so far . Love Orion
0	but ... it does not post on social media apps for me . Growth hack blah blah . Social or its not disruptive of useful . #sarcasm
0	Pretty pink ponies ( alliteration ! ) and castles and carriages ha ha ha I want a fairytale ! It's late and I have tons of things to get done
1	* Jadilah orang yang bercita cita besar nak * Quote from my Parents , i Love you i love you i love you i miss both of you heaps . . .
1	Tweetree es niceeee
1	it looks like it ! HAPPY B . DAY to your mum , then !
1	Aw , Linds I'm so happy for you . And you're new picture is so cuteee .
1	its ok .. yay
1	* Gives a waffle * Did you want to race ? We have several race tracks for you to choose from .
0	Dad and mom will have a trip to Macau . So jealous !!! I have to wait until July 16 Wish GOD will keep them save on their trip .
0	Just woke up on the couch after sleeping thru sat nite . Even missed the end of funny movie I was watching .
0	Oh Yes ... Everyone cares far more what Monflis is doing than the world number one #not
0	I've seen better looking tools in a toolbox than you helmet less on your street bike #YourCool #Not
1	3 days ago bought many brands of pregnancy tests used last and lline is dark so i am definitley still pregnant this is not a dream
1	extremely tired I want someone to sing me to sleep
1	yayyyyy ... no more exams
0	Sitting in kmart just about ready to finish myself off .
0	Waiting for a response after apologizing is literally the hardest thing
0	Media is over I may cry ... NO thats silly ! Not looking forward to film exam 2moro .... All about my mother ... help
1	cooworkerrrrrrrr
1	I feel like dressing up for the heck of it . & putting make up on . Haha
0	There's nothing I love more than driving a solid 35 in a 55 zone . What a time to be alive . #not #drivefaster
0	had to de-follow spencer and heidi pratt . feels like a bad breakup
0	When I use #not , you aren't sure whether I'm actually in support of #not jokes , or if my #not joke tirade is one big #not joke .
0	* sigh * i never get to play in the clubhouse
1	I dont think i have that much work left to do
1	I still have a working Nokia 5110 and an early WAP browser phone I had for a year before I knew what that meant
0	It's not unacceptable to decide that today is a non-starter and go back to bed is it ? #yeahright #firstworldproblems
0	RT : Wait . Do we have to rethink everything now that we've just discovered women aren't run by their periods ? #sarcasm
0	god help us all
1	All good . Marvin Gaye makes it all fine
0	Ah no , I lost my flashlight ! Had that one for at least a year and they don't make it anymore Goodbye dear friend ...
0	#sarcasm on the green flag lap count
1	I'd love to . We'll see which way it goes . Janet is the bizness .
0	Just read that post So sad .
0	Yeah just hmu when you need something seeing as its the only time you ever do #not #cutoff #hashtag
0	CC doesn't cover 1st base because the Umpires don't let him . #Sarcasm #ClydeTweet
1	Now listening track per track to music up on the num of unsigned musicians ' myspace pages . Pleasured to doing them this " favor . "
1	i guess we will wait & see ..
0	went to culver this weekend . skied and tubed . so much fun but really sore .
0	Oh noes Can you use Heather's to charge yours ?
1	spent eight hours of today swathed in duvet in a darkened room with a lovely girl
0	
0	cry , bitch , cry
1	I've got 7 hours to get this essay done and handed in . Gotta love the pressure of a deadline
1	thanks !!! I'm gonna try and keep doing them I feel a bit better about them now
0	" PNC Park is the only place where the citizens of Pittsburgh leave the team alone . " Oh , ouch .
0	#Sarcasm isn't an attitude , it's an #art ... #justsaying
1	is very tired ...... i would like to go to bed now , I miss Alexander .... My mommy is watching him tonight so I can rest .... Goodnight ..
1	3 red rings ? been there twice but send it back get a new one
0	RT : I listen to the freakonomics podcast so much that I never have time for #sponsor #irony #jk
1	Sittin Here with My Baby
0	ahh fuck it ! i'm of to my bed then !
1	I think half yearly would be good
1	haha the powers finally back on ! . . . annd i stayed up till midnite just waitinn for it xD
1	cupcake camp ? sounds like fun !!
1	Got it hun ! U hate ur Job , right ?! And i hate May 18th hehehe life's wonderful ! ) lol x
1	Haha ! Hope you're feeling much better now .
0	4 days ... not feeling excited yet , have too much to do at work and a few fine details to complete . Doesn't help that my nose is running .
0	RT : Breathe a sigh of relief , Johnny Manziel made it back from Vegas & is practicing for the second straight day after a to…
1	haha m8 yer sound as mental as me ;) Gud on yer
1	hahaha condom battle
0	Lately I've been waking up at around 3 every night without an alarm and I can never go back to sleep #irony
0	" : I missed a whole bunch this week . #not #DAYS " I can confirm this is very true . Zzzzzzz
1	Hi peeps
0	This guy literally bitched at me for asking him to move one seat over so my friends and I could sit together ............. no words for people
1	" You know you're in Oklahoma when they sell cowboy hats at the gas station . " ON MY WAY HOMEEE !
1	I am happy 5 simple tips to be contended at workplace TalentEquity.in -
0	Lost another baby hamster this morning , from 11 to 7 hopefully the rest will survive
1	oh I dunno about that
0	Glad all of my classmates can behave adequately in public and need to be emailed praises about it #not #fakeschoolprobs #arewedoneyet
0	Really ? The EPA makes innovation difficult ? We should DEFINITELY roll back protecting the environment . Good idea . #sarcasm #MTP
0	Sugar free Redbull and peanut m& ms. But , no wifey to share them with .
1	Anyone out there recording in a large room ? The Proximity effect ... it happens
1	Goodnight Twitter World I hope tomorrow will be a fun day
0	someone stole my only shoes - need to replace them later on today . Sucks man
0	Isn't it nice , how the last cold seamlessly fades into the first allergy of the season ? I'm loving it .
1	Same here , my company is about to cover it , but Fortuna decreed that I pull in some lagniappe to take off the edge so to speak
1	hey there ! your web URL looks good
1	he sucked ! hes been tryin to kick every horse that gets near him Its Jordan
0	Well it's been a year with the iPhone and I've got my first scratch .
1	6 laps so far and the are big laps . I'm not sure the distance , but I'm feeling good . More latter .
0	Isnt happy he's not getting a propper Sunday dinner today Happy Fathers day . Enjoy the last of the weekend ! Least it's a nice day !!
1	It did ! It's still in the box , to keep it in mint condition - will throw you the cash tonight
0	I feel so crappy right now , I have like a fever but no one but me can feel it , coughing , etc . Very tired .
1	Last night's Daily Show was awesome . Larry King was great .
0	I'm terrible at the new SIMS 3 on my MAC & iPhone ! My SIM got killed by a monkey at work ?
1	My boyfriend thinks I'm sexy awh (: tender I la u babe
0	Oh you're old , married , and hitting on me ? Cool , cuz I've always wanted to have an affair with a cougar who works at a gas station . #Not
0	... at least I have small eyes #sarcasm #selfiesunday pic.twitter.com/K2LN6xWkvH
1	listening to da ED LOVER show ..... He really makes my mornings !!!
0	Nothing to do on a Saturday night , my life is so fun #Not #Bored
0	T ? m ho ? i ho ? i , m ? ch ? ac c ? vi ? c , th ? i , ta l ? m free land v ? y ,
1	TTH has 3 shows this summer cnt wait for those dates and EP coming out soon kiddies
0	Maybe if you threw a strike that would help #rolltide #not #yousuck
0	Oh no , brazilians are the wildest fans ! [ 3 ]
0	To the guy who pulled up alongside whilst we're in a queue for a space , overtakes & gets into the space - hope you have a good day #not
1	dollface , let me know if your giving tiff that bracelet & what you want to do about tommorw . pick up , drop off ? s/o ?
0	come play in brisbane please !?
1	Heeeeey !!
1	yap .. i'm twindo's member .. thx 4 followin me n nayz to know u ^ . ~
0	Looks like Lebron has the last laugh .... As he winked at Lance and blew out the Pacers hopes . #NBAPlayoffs #irony
0	The Amazing Spiderman 2 failed so hard . It only made $92 Million this weekend . Total failure . Sony should just cancel the series . #sarcasm
0	Been feeling kind of down lately ..... Wondering wth amy is doing and why she won't holla at me anymore . BFD i guess .
0	just licked all the glue off that envelope . i failed
1	evannn !!!! will you follow me please and thank you ??!!
1	Cache got another package from UK ... this time from her ninong michael ( job's friend ) . tenk u sooo much !
1	talking with someone special
1	yeah and thats what i will be doing today just resting and chilling lol
1	Just found out they are coming out w/ a new Halloween !!! Cool ... I love scary movies . Tell me your all time favorite scary movies
0	Oh , dear uterus\nYou cause me such joy . \n #not
0	I would be sick the night before the last day of school #wonderfultiming #not
0	Don't feel bad , I've done that more times than I'd like to admit lol ... Both car & apt . #classyness #alwaysfun #not
0	Done a lot of thinking lately , and decided that I need to start living outside of my mind more . #irony
0	Have filled the paddling pool up for when Ollie wakes up from his nap , and the bloody sun's gone in
1	- thx ! appreciate you letting me know it's not just me , lol
0	I wish I was going to see There For Tomorrow tonight
1	having a lazy day out in the garden ! loving the sun today !
0	RT : I don't play pokemon unless it's legit . Everything that's not done exactly as intended is wrong ! #sarcasm #headinsand h…
1	Good Knight ! Thanks 4 putting up w/ me & my other Jongirls , we had fun trying 2 get u 2 come 2 NYC . We'll c u in 3 days !
1	Okay ... Heading for the train and home . Laters
0	This England team looks more organised then our side at forest in the F.A cup #irony #socceraid2014
0	Knee pains are wonderful things to wake up to . #NOT
1	aren't you looking for new house ... garden = dog !!!
0	Fond du Lac's crappy AT&T reception is doing NOTHING for my internet addiction . Had to track down wi-fi at the library .
0	Yes that's exactly what I want from a tv commercial , to be screamed at by a guy with an accent #tryit #sarcasm
0	No Humph , though I miss him . He made that show what it was
0	tired of working 14+ hour days
0	“ : anyone else C irony N fact that racism against Obamas will contribute 2 the obesity of the children of their haters ? #irony
1	Ha ha Aero .. I've been thinking about that myself lately .. !!
1	Agh !! I love blink !!!
1	CONGRATS BABYGIRL !!! I'm sooo proud of you ! I knew you would run awesomeeee
1	im glad you dont thanks for the follow
0	Alright tweeps . Heading off to the airport with my terrified brother . See you soon , Miami .
1	gone shopping with mummy n daddy .
1	PRETTY PLEASEEE FOLLOW ME ALREADY literally begging
0	Am i cursed or something ?
1	Trying to pick on which bag to use tomorrow . Gahh , tomorrow is the first day of school . I'm psyched !
0	Attention span of a goldfish , not reading ability ! #Verbatims #ClearlyYouDidntReadThisClearly #Irony
1	me & ady = gossip girl marathon .
1	whatcha still doing up ?
0	wat time did u get home ? my mum is so annoying , shes so anti-social , so she ruins it all for me
0	I just saw a vemma BMW ... I bet the kid driving is a millionaire by now . #not
1	pls share the recipe for that iced coffee - sounds good right about now !!!
1	I can't believe school is almost over !
0	This guy on #LoveForSale spent over £150k on prostitutes in 2 years ? This is so surprising to me . #sarcasm
1	cheney is the Tin Man , he needs a heart
0	nup i want to though .
0	So many people wearing bucket hats it's scary . #stilysh #not
0	Turns out that lovely outlines round objects are not lovely ... I liked them
0	I hope you weren't late for work today . Maybe u should tell me to wake u up in future
1	yeah ! Hoosiers are AWESOME ! Glad u like em ! Not really sorta band I though you'd be into but hey ! I'm glad u are !
1	a quiet sunday night
0	Has just woken up !!! But I'm tired
1	he he , definatly ! and in our hearts dam straight . wow we fighting the bitch big time !!!
0	watchin big brother '' / i feeel sorry for that pretty irish girl shes being harrased !...... CARNT WAIT FOR TOMORROW (:
0	or the glass ceiling ... I know I will spend everyone else's money first then worry about debt later #irony
1	6 days until Boyzone
1	Surprise hoedown party in boulder with camp t staff ? I don't see why not .
1	What if I reach out to you and you grab my hand and hold me tight #ThatWouldBeNice #Make #love #not #war
0	Late-night stuffy nose . Sad times .
0	homeee =] well great start my computer decides to freeze ! adn so im on the laptop and i have to refresh :
1	happy birthday sookie its been 3 yrs and i still miss you .
1	I dont really keep up with my ex's most of them are scary
1	Working on a new song eariler , going well so far !
1	says gotta get that .... gotta get that ... gotta get tha t.t ha t.t hat . ( music )
1	I thought she would appreciate the spam .
1	follow din !
1	Nope . Belle and Yang were there . They'll confirm it
0	Hey why are you felling sad ?? ?? ??
0	Emma It's not a good picture
0	Answering my colleagues with HTTP response codes . No one's laughing .
0	how come ?
1	- you know - it's tempting to buy out their inventory and just slide off the grid for a couple years
1	drinking peppermint tea and doing math . my last test is tomorrow
0	Falling asleep at work
0	Social media is the perfect place to air your dirty laundry about your daughters dead beat dad #Not #Classy
0	How did you know it makes me so happy and feel so wanted and respected when you don't respond to me ? #sarcasm #dick
0	Was going to go for a bike ride , but not while it's raining
0	If today is prelude to what the next six weeks are gonna be like , I can't wait . #sarcasm #fml #badday
0	my earring is infected and hurts so , so bad .
0	Cant find the cable to my camera
1	so sorry bout david cook's brother .. hope u are ok .. dont get down in spirit
0	Oh , she's cute , I'd do her . #Sarcasm lol
1	Thanks Haley , you're awesome
0	What a beautiful day for my first day of work #sarcasm
1	Have a phone that calls and texts to the U.S. and now some Albanian Leks so I can consume . Feeling like a real person again
0	damn , not i have to reschedule all the tests
1	yes thank you
1	I remember 6 years ago me saying Hell No when someone told that I'm gonna become an engineer , look where life has gotten me !!! #Irony
0	So it's like a dead father . That must hurt . How do you feel about it ? You can open up to me . It's ok to talk about it .
1	Awww ... friends bringing me Thai takeout , wine , movies and hanging out with my gimpy self on the eve of my birthday ....
1	& tonight tooo , WOOO
1	#iremember having zero followers yesterday when I started , and now have 47 followers Thanks ! Follow me ?
1	looking through oldd piccs . i like that one <- good old smelliott short hair makes my nose look reallly pointy . O.o hmm .
0	gutted , so wanted to watch this but only on network #not in UK :-( xx
0	Now I got 4 hours of running around the house and throwing 3/4 inch plywood onto the roof ! #CanYouSayYeeYee #Not
1	your excessive tweets are ridiculous .... but warranted .
0	Ewww I have work now and idk when I am going to be home ....
1	No More Heat FTW
1	BUT I CANT WAIT TO LAY OUT ON THE JERSEY SHORE IN ATLANTIC CITY IN JULY !!!! I can NOT wait !!!
0	- sorry we'll enjoy it enough for you too .
0	You know when you get that feeling in your tummy like somethings wrong ? I have that right now .
0	This new Braves lineup is working wonders . Only 5 strikeouts for the first 11 at-bats . #sarcasm
0	Gotta love being up all night thinking #not #cantsleep #latenightthoughts
0	am only going out tonight to celebrate cabella becoming a toon player #donedeal #not
0	#life #lession #ecards #sarcasm instagram.com/p/nlspc4nnSJ/
0	Quote of the day . #Quote #InstaDay #Sarcasm #WayOfLife #Speak #Grey #Gray #Monday #NextTime #Summer … instagram.com/p/nnIKjjlvEz/
1	i don't think so , but i do think you all are a great down to earth bunch
0	Oh no , I just ripped a hole in the toe of my sock .
1	I'm sure you don't!
0	Quiznos pesto all over turkey sandwich manager acted like she'd never heard of pine nuts . Bitch . Employee v nice and remade .
0	I miss my bed ... and my sleep
0	Summer = work , school , vacations , and old friends ! except my best one just went back to illinois yesterday ...
0	I think ive broke my finger urgh off to a&e :'(
0	Off to see Angels and Demons , then dinner with friends .. So much for hanging out in the nice Summer weather in Chicago . Cloudy and 60s
0	come home ! I'm so excited for this week ! I haven't packed anything yet though
1	if it cheers you up , I got a white scroll on maplestory ?
1	Oh man thats funny lol , least I have something to do today
0	* shouts * Morning thank god for waking mi up 2 see another beautiful day bout to call mi mumma miss her
0	Just rang my mum ,, she's good but this new chemo is making her so sleepy . Me & baby girl will take her out on Sunday love you mum x
1	I had a great dinner ! YUM ! Now I am checking e-mails , facebook and twitter .... whatcha doing ?
0	im a pedo bear . i am so going to jail . dead kitties dead kitties dead kitties
0	Sitting in the consevatory at my outlaws . Weather is not so nice here so bbq may be off
0	Working a 8 hour shift . Yes , way to bring in the summer . #not
0	they jus didn't wanna feed me then ..
0	if i could make it to san francisco i would go
0	This wedding tomorrow is about to be sooooo fun #sarcasm
0	is wondering if our summer is over
1	love flyleaf , within temptation not sure about ... will try the others and let ya know
0	PAT GOOD , the Austrian lead is now cut down to 49-7 with less than 2 minutes remaining . This could still be interesting #not #fec14
0	It's raining so hard all I see is white fog out of my 22nd floor window ! There goes my hair appt .
0	I waited for you as long as I could ... too bad I'm married now My husband reminds me of you though * wink * wink
0	Crapped car rides for 6 hours are always the best ... #not
0	A massive tractor and trailer with ' plantsafe ' on the back just ripped off two branches . #irony
0	My tummy hurts
1	Hahaha I thought it was awesome ! People need to get a sense of humor .
1	haha its fun !
1	on air till 6pm .
1	yeah , hopefully can do baby time you , Werny and I should all hang out for a bit , will be lovely to see you
0	Oh you need to rev your engine that loud ? You obviously have a huge dick #NOT
1	Tirred going to bed camping was really really really really really really really really really really really really fun
0	So who else is pumped for the SCRIPPS National Spelling Bee #not
1	Congrats sweetie ... I'm glad you're feeling better AND doing so well with followers and your blog .
1	I'm laughing so hard my stomach aches , Mason is such a good dancer ily #NOT
1	In PA . going to see the Mets play the Pirates tomorrow . Going to have a great day frolicing around pittsburgh with dean !
1	so tweetup during the parade ?? LOL find me between staples and the coliseum haha #15thlakerschampionship WE ROCK !
0	Outside examination centre getting bored .. #battleground
1	Almost done with a project
0	So sad about French plane lost in ocean storm #AirFrance #FlightAccicent
0	I opted in to a £10 freebee for 500mb of data yesterday , but it's taken £1 of my credit and not given me my data #not impressed
1	i love turn right . really . even though the only part stuck in mah head is the preview one i mean , duh !
0	y u remind me about Man U ...... noooooo
0	I think it's terrible about the plane that is lost over the Atlantic ... Saying a prayer for the people on the plane !
1	Hi Drew
0	I wish my mom and I can just have a good relationship . #not #happy
1	three flowers left and my wall is finished !
0	Yes I love working outside in the pooring rain #NOT
1	for pretty little liars ? Literally I'm barely on episode one watching it on Netflix an it's pretty good .
1	tweeps ... haha thats cute
1	my friend told me my tweets suck .. so fu*k him LOL ! Had a long weird day ! Stopped and talked to jeff came home to some xbox now bed time
1	Watching bride wars ... again
1	I remind myself that they will be forgotten in a few years ( decade ? ) whereas real books live on forever
0	Can't wait for the new footie season #not Will #saintsfc have any one left ?!! #growyourowntalent
0	Love when you're wide awake at 3 in the morning like I really wanted to think about everything going on #sarcasm
0	Got a head cold - really do not need this right now . What I actually need is a few days away from work , but no chance of that happening
0	Yes ... and Russia is a democratic State . #not #ZombieBrainWashed
1	you and all those drinks ! do you make them yourself or do you buy them ?
1	Turning on some loud music , opening every window , every door . It is summer right ?
0	MCPRUSA lives !!! Always in our hearts . Goodbye Puerto Rico
0	In Mcdonalds ....... Wanted To See Star Trek But All Late Times
0	this is going to be hard ... last night at the house .. booers !
1	you killed it on Fuse ! congrats - can't wait to open up that record tomorrow and play it all day
0	why haven't we followed each other fellow ontder
1	happy birthday
0	Well this has turned out to be a great day off #not
0	Another day of study and then a munch and a DVD with ma chick #Sunday #Not #So #Funday #Study #Four #Star #Pizza
1	That was pretty much the joke I was going for .
0	Baby I neeeeeeeed you right now
0	Jett Bandy just crashed on his way to first . Wtf
1	I didnt sell it I meant the phone i wanted to buy was sold off Found a second hand v3 ( same as mine ) but awesome condition .
1	THE HILLS then studying all night . one last final then back home
0	Well it had to be someone , and the " wheel of fortune " stopped on me ! I feel suitably chastised now !
1	i don't know you but you are very kind hearted and thats really cool .. yea i'm okay to answer your question .. are you ok ? lol
1	had wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much fun tonight . I think i need to take a limo downtown to club more often . Think im spoiled now nite twpls
0	I'm not team lauriver ( i retweet stuff)tired of laurel getting shoved into background . #sarcasm
0	With CEO banished , Target eyeing Nikki Haley for her expertise on data breaches . #sarcasm #fakenews dailykos.com/story/2014/05/…
0	Tell Sapphy I said Hi !!! Just trying to get ready for the builders coming in on Thursday- 5 weeks of total disruption due
0	Hahahaha love dogs me #missyouroger #not #getonmyplate xxxxx I am starving man
0	pink hair when I was your age was for old ladies !. Now at 58 and a celebrant not quite suitable my tattoo I can hide )
1	Correct ! I'll buy you some drinks on Friday
1	Laying out with Erin , trying to work on our summer tans . Yanks play at 105pm
0	You got that confidence , sexiness , thickness that bomb play And I like it all , yeah . CAKE !
0	Its great to know that my stalking days are behind me #NOT
0	Ooooh , Brett , I can see you have a real humdinger of a challenge here ... #Sarcasm
0	It's gonna be a great night .... #sarcasm
1	Oops Norm's is tomorrow lol
1	taking the train to van today , feel like sight-seeing
0	Bless my tilli dog is limping very badly . But I guess that is what you get if you run after deers , through god does what .
1	Dude , can't wait until Fat Princess comes out . Looks fun enough for me to actually buy a PS3 .
0	good you literally scared the poop outta me
1	what to wear .. what to wear .... i could for the same style ive basically been working since i was like 13 .. YEAH
1	lls prob the same strippers hun they don't retire && cuz im a a fat girl in a petit girls body
1	bonfire tonight
0	: Mamimiss ko ang Pussycat Dolls .
1	but you always have lee . Let's go to Paris
0	Why does class outing falls on that day ? :s I miss 4ED
1	what conspiracy theory ? :S
1	Audio : viasandiego : this song is great
1	I never thought that I could feel this damn good #glowing #independent #moving #forward #not #looking #back released all my temptations
0	so 50 Cent just dropped a track called " Flip on You " ... #irony
0	" : This is hilarious . Balls gets refused entry to Bilderberg . bit.ly/1ttvQkJ " #Irony
1	yeah !!
1	tend not to cook up potatoes . Like them . Don't know why . Picture is pretty . Maybe I'll give it a try thx .
1	Monday we'll come home It'll be great to have Lili home again !
1	Swine Flu victims unite
1	Morning Tweetland , a long day ahead ! Hope everyone has a great day
0	Is the Web Dead ? #sarcasm #fun isthewebdead.com
0	Ah the bus . Where else can I see discarded press on nails and a 14 year old with a hickey and a prison tattoo ? Gonna miss it . #Not
1	yeah . left it on my voicemail at work . probably a fake caller id , but it's a las vegas number . 702.777.2500 . i kept it
1	Ahhh . Beautiful day . perfect for tanning again . I'm just gonna put on my #bananashoes bathing suit and lay outside .
1	Thank you : ... also late #ff
1	Just sharing my experience re ... I felt it ... I saw it !! Anyways ... best of luck to you Have fun !!
1	I love when I'm on the phone with bran and she's literally cussing and yelling at cars on the interstate #everyday
1	And even if the day turns into night - gelalalove : ? i love this song
1	just got home from work and relaxing at home with food and wine , maybe wine will help calm u n yr mum a bit
1	: hey i have something important to tell you
1	I love your name though
0	Such a good day with my ma !!! Im at home and shes not !!! So much time together !!!
1	Does God exist ?
0	My left arm keeps consulsing , seeing as it , as well as my back , got the worst of the fall
0	This is all I can get from you ? sweet ... #sarcasm
1	OK but the offer is all ways there !
0	I really sorry for the passengers who are desapeared close to brasilian coast . Hope there are survivers !
1	Haha , we take turns doing things the other one likes to do . It's fun !
1	Awww , thanks .
1	not sure yet , big Rog is talking so maybe earlier . can't bring lola , she is pro Trad PR and we would fall out
0	on my way home great weekend with the fam
0	You know you're old when your at a wedding and you only know the kids bop version of the songs they're playing #not therealwords
1	college interview at 2 .. so gotta go . bbl to tell ya how it goes !
1	yes it is sooo good . Tiny but definatly worth the wait if there is one
1	But Bits will be better ! #not prejudiced at all #completelyobjective #ibeilieve
0	q . 3 on tutorial 4 is IMPOSSIBLE . am not going to do q . 4 until after I tackle Tutorial 5 .
1	Word . Sounds good !
1	lol always good to find a new source to tap . So to speak
1	#tWiitKL is set for 13th June will def want you there to have fun bsides bringing the mario kart
1	is relaxing while waiting . . . not a huge fan of the waiting .
1	God without you is God , but you without god are nothing !!
0	First day at work after a week off couldn't be better ... #sarcasm
1	Beautiful " Armoires " : You have to see the latest BLOG from at . Congratulations !!!
0	u poor thing ...
0	Glad to know he's more than a friend ... #wtf #sarcasm
0	rain for the next 10 days
1	Goood Morning !!!!
1	Nah just black ones like the others before they died .
0	RT : #Irony #Education is governments ' responsibility but blame others for it . Sindh , Balochistan fail to enroll children : /…
1	you have a lovely shop on etsy ! good luck !
1	you have a kid ? see im always the last to find out how old and whats his name ?
1	loved their red head buzzer routine
0	in addition the DC city council is going to require ALL instructors to become licensed , that should go well #NOT
1	Is suppose to be revising , instead i have started my write up / basic guide for using Versions . app and Coda .... Blog post this evening
1	Sunt intr-o search-and-follow-official-european-football-clubs-twitter-accounts spree
0	I dont know what to do anymore ... this is out of fuckin control .
1	damn right we are ;D and when we get the train to asda to buy it WE'LL GET ON THE RIGHT ONE !! 1 !
0	great ... So network traffic back and fourth all day accessing cloud data ?! ... sounds awesomly quick #NOT
1	hey ... no prob . cat the same for you .... blessings on everything you do . looking forward to your mail ...
0	These mosquito bites on my legs are fucking awesome #NOT
0	Am I the only one seeing the #irony ? Article about #phising . Send all info about yourself to read more . I giggled . pic.twitter.com/4SO8yeBsSz
0	My yearly tuition at the conservatorium next year is going to be $ 19,000
1	Have you heard how much they're going to have ? That sounds like a decent plan to me Anyhow , do you go to UofA ?
1	Trademark on New Leaf Logo now officially APPROVED !!! Yippeeee
0	.... came from the gym , still have a bad cough ...
1	I want pizza for dinner Yum ! What is your favorite pizza topping ? mine is pepperoni and pineapple ... probably from Brick Oven . Mmmmm
0	Can't wait to get in a relationship and post it all over Facebook #Not #Hom
1	am good #work tomoz #hope u r ok #not watching footie #speak soon #love Mum
0	Owwwww i'm so sunburned I look like a cherry
1	at reggies rock club waiting for adam's last dance to come on not sure who else is on the bill
0	bad start today - sour milk , no coffee
0	People need to stop shitting their pants just cuz my bæ smoking some FUKING POT . God ... #wow #not #abig #deal
0	Bored at the house
0	wishes Mayka a happy birthday . Too bad I can't go to Laguna for her party .
0	Get yo life if you can't ever relax && be goofey just fa the hell of it . I can't vibe wit someone who always serious n shh ! \n #NOT . i .
0	I don't think I did . It crashed again the first time I got a new email . I can't seem to find an answer online either .
1	we're calling all the guys in my phone
1	u gettn my tweets lol ? i'm in the chat if u wanna come talk
0	pipeline are the safest way to leak oil #cdnpoli #sarcasm
0	I don't have time for people who only want to be with beautiful or powerful people . I just want to hang with smart people . #irony
1	fuk you word limit ... to be honest no one likes you
0	All good things must come to an end .
1	Thanks for the #followSunday ... once again must say I really love the girls power theme
0	Nope . Nobody loves me ... or cares enough to indulge my party tendencies
0	I don't know what to do anymore , you know my feelings about it yet you don't care #perfect #not !
0	Morning .. I'm sick as ever .. uggh
0	hi there ! Love your posts . Sorry I can't sponsor
1	I'm gonna AIM with my friend gal and then off to sleep Goodnight tweeties !
1	i will email you tonight
1	WHY ARE U SO PRETTY \nOMFG YES \nUR LITERALLY SO BEAUTIFUL\nWANNA BE MY MOM ??? \nILL PAY U
1	it's not hard to tell which is Jess or Lisa anymore with your new do
1	leaving work . going home . getting smoothies with my bestiessssssss
1	Work at 7am tomorrow leaves me no choice but to stay in tonight ... curl up on the couch and watch a good movie
0	I think I inhaled too many fumes today my chest hurts !
0	At Backporch- cant get twitpic to work
0	Best fans to visit Elland Road is always millwall fans #lufc #sarcasm #shitclub #shitfans
0	I'm at home . When the sandwich lady goes home , she loses her touch .
0	Waking up extremely angry is my favourite way to start the day #not
0	Love it when my train has to stop in order to let an Amtrak train pass . #notcool #NJTransit #sarcasm #MondayMorning #njt
1	Lying in bed atm .... Vry tird !! Lily is asleep on a quilt on the floor haha wat r the bets shes gona end up at the end of my bed ?!?!?
0	its getting bright already ?
0	For some reason Bedfont guest wireless won't go to Evernote or gmail .
1	No ! It is a relief .
0	Off to work ily <('-')>
0	Miss my little buddy
0	I absolutely LLLOOOVVVEEE smelling like smoke when I don't smoke .... #NOT
0	shocker that you would be one of the worst #not
0	I miss my cousin Milo . A whole freaking lot .
0	lmfao haha ... no not ' dating ' that sum1 special !!! yu miss jen ... wt bout me ?? hurt now !!!
0	" : #Not #Your #Birthday #BGTlive " clearly not live #miming . Pathetic
0	Oh thank you Sharon ! While we believe that your seminars did and ARE helping , we think there is something deeper going on
1	i'm learning i'm learning !! what a wonderful world !!
0	Another fun whine filled early morning . How do I convince the kids to sleep past 7am ? Maybe then they wouldn't be so damn crabby .
0	#itsuckswhen you twitt so much you over load the page and lose followers cry with me !!!! * snifF SnifF *
1	Said goodbye to my anatomy & physio lab prof ( 2 separate classes but same teacher ) and she agreed to write me a letter of rec .
0	Literally just passed a guy on a motorcycle on 65 that was driving with no hands !! What the heck !? #sosafe #not
1	Still working . Gotta a poop . Wanna go see someone tonight . Hopefully not too late .
1	There's a dog in the office that matches my boots ... started to think about having a live accessory for myself I am so 30 ..
1	Severed head ! It's never been done before in a Scream movie .
1	Sometimes I pretend to be normal - but it`s getting boring , so Igo back to be me
0	RT : " Want Privacy From Google ? Fill Out This Form , Send ID nbcnews.to/1rnKgXJ " [ I love #irony in the morning . ]
0	At 1630 . We've literally spent the entire day at the dfac pretty much . Probably going to do some hard drinking tonight so I can ....
1	Yeah for me on ' 7 : ' Dice , Shadows on your side , Tiger Tiger , Of Crime and Passion , Seventh Stranger ... the whole album really
0	Oh dear , sun has gone and big black clouds rolling in . Hope my washing dries before the rain starts
0	Y llegaste tu is the most Mexican song you'll ever catch me listening . #probably #not #but #lets #just #say #it #is
0	She canNOT help herself ! It's like she thinks the more she repeats her dumb shit we'll eventually agree #NOT
0	Well that was mature of you , now wasn't it ? #not #growup
0	I'm not sick - just in intense pain Leaving my computer now ...
1	thank you so much !
0	feeling a little too ... smile though dear you have such a great one !
1	We've had snow in May too but this is a new low . Well in my experience anyways . The sun did manage to come out today
0	Not exactly news , I know , but it's just never really occurred to me before , even though I'm no stranger to dipping veggies .
0	Oh , so you are openly racist . Please continue talking to me because I am so totally interested and not disgusted whatsoever #ew #sarcasm
1	im glad , I dont want to see Tom Hanks naked ... he is still forrest gump to me
0	Hmmm , this one's more underhanded than Marcos - if these ' manipulations ' are indeed true
1	RT : Misunderstood #heroes fighting the #establishment ? Is it just #us or do the #XMen sound like a #metaphor for the #TeaParty ? #…
1	hey whats up ! good to see someone like you into and enjoying computers
1	it's literally so much lmao . And I pretty much curve this nigga once a week
1	FINALLY done with the Shakespeare paper ! Twitter tells me it took me an hour . Cool !
0	Look how tiny he was ! Tiny little puppy .
0	oh no i'm missing all the tweets due to a non nk fan on fb
1	Im gunna train Tiff to be a pro competitive eater !
0	Missing Her Already
1	happppppyyyy birthday andy hurley ... i wish there would be more tattoo artists for you to have
1	We are also looking for a good simply design to replace the current one .
0	Hibbert no points . No rebounds . But three fouls . Thanks for showing up big fella . #sarcasm
1	rotfl ! love the nail polish , turned out well !
0	Glad to know you two are considered ! #NOT Not going to sweat it !!
1	I've won $ 26,575 playing poker ... made it with less then 6 hands
1	kickin it on the couch watching a movie with mama and pepper Gotta love em !
0	You know you're a good guy when you cuss and yell at the girl you're supposed to be nicest to #not
1	ooooo , thank you ! very helpful . ( sp ? ) hahaha when you do the ( sp ? ) thing the spelling gizmo twitter thing to u xD
0	I was going to come but I lost the flight I was going to buy & that makes me so sad my boss was even letting me go
0	Just fed my daughter put her 2 sleep ate a snack n now I'm goin to sleep gnight tweeters mother day sucks
1	Haha . Thats the good thing about being on my own this weekend !
0	but thats a while away yet
1	Thank you darlin'! you're one of a kind ! a special one of a kind that will never be taken 4 granted by me
0	I wish I was in cali again
0	Semi had today planned , && thought it was gonna be a good day . #NOT
0	wish i could but i'm no where near belfast -- love the new song btw !
1	Kickkinnn it wihh Madisonnn
1	Oh yeah baby ! \nSurvivor 29 : \nSan Juan Del Sur , \nBLOOD vs WATER 2\n #Can #Not #Wait
0	relaxing
1	Great show tonight !!! Definitely worth the drive to Wisconsin
0	It is really feeling like a Monday . I miss being able to go out and play
1	yesss ! we had to move it inside , but all was well with the world !
1	i heart you . you make great music AND you like baseball .
1	Happy Mothers Day Breakfast With The Fam <33
0	it is so good , I love that dog , why did it have to doe
1	Vcut mmmmm hot choco mmmm no gmik for tonight just stay at home
1	I LOVE youu HOLLYY
0	So excited to do some more yard work on this lovely morning #not
0	RT : all generalisations are false ; but this too is generalisation #irony pic.twitter.com/nCGXkAYyE8
1	I got you ... the Bablefish is firmly planted in my ear
1	Please read and share your thoughts on my blog
0	Oww ! Get Em . U Spellin My Name Wrong Mama . Its MalcolmChi . You Leavin Out The Second L
0	Just got home from Ethan's baseball game . I hope they win a game soon .
1	is laying in myy big warm bed and being thankful that I dnt hav to be out in that winter chill tonight ! x
1	off to bed to dream about cool breezes , icy latte's and playing drums for some cool rock band
0	Meh , feels like my bones are breaking .. and my face feels like I should look like Quasimodo .
0	i wanna go to the go station and take a bus to toronto and stay there ! FML !
1	P.S. I cannot believe you're bartending hahaahahahahaaha i love you and your life .
1	What a dayy !!! :O
1	RT : Bæ : come over\nMe : I just put my bagel bites in the oven\nBæ : my parents aren't home\nMe : I literally just put them in t
0	I would help you with your shoe booth thread , but I don't haz any shoes .
0	I'm just tired from learning literature
0	Who ever did our senior sweats thanks for all the effort you put into them . #sarcasm
1	Hmm those are right haha . and hmm .. Joey , Hugh Jackman
1	Time to get out of my sport clothes and into something suitable for a bar
1	Thanks ! I added you to my Delicious network !
0	There's nothing better than UCF frat boys being completely obnoxious in line for the Haunted Mansion . #sarcasm
1	totally cute !
0	You know what's great ? When author twitter accounts have nothing to do with writing , and everything to do with obsessive promoting . #sarcasm
1	I don't think the hospital would like that !
0	Two of my Snapchat friends were in the same place , at the same time , recording a snapchat during the same song ... #Irony
0	I want to go ! LOL but I'm broke right now !
1	Kabobs rocked tasted amazing burned my finger and probably taught the neighbor kids a new colorful word they will never catch me
0	lmao I just got this ! Class rocked tonight !! :) #not
0	BBC about to carry London announcement ... suggesting only one LibDem seat
1	I love how everyone in Socal is tweeting about the quake
1	i've got a B for my accountancy exams
0	Has yet another bbq tonight . Think all the meat has gone now , back to normo food tomorrow ! And work !
0	theres sumthin rong with twitter
0	I Shouldn't Have Came ! Its Not The Same Without My Best Friend ... I'm 4Real Y'all , I Miss My Sista .! I'm Bouta Cry
0	wishing this headache would go away
0	Bday of Lenin too , and Earth Day . Course not a coincidence those are same day , none at all . #sarcasm
0	Yes let's just advertise the Country Music Awards with a song by Jet , a rock band , playing in the background . #RealSmart #NOT
0	going to work = hanging out with my cousins after =
0	I want to see this person so bad
0	Prob wont be back on Gay I know .
0	had dinner .... but i didn't like it
1	Usk
1	Pretty sure SBW could have his way with any female in the world .. Literally .. #NoHomo
0	So glad were friends . So glad we have hung out like we say we will . I'm so glad you actually care . #sarcasm
1	haha favorited that one
1	Playin with my puppy
0	I am alive !! my internet seems to be much better , still can't load youtube videos ! lets see how long it lasts
0	Because seeing your ass hang out of your jeans is attractive . #not #boysareweird
0	im good (: u ? whaaaaat hell thats awesome i want 2
0	Indeed it is luc , indeed it is lol . STILL makin pillow , listenin to muzik though .. ima gettin there ! Jukka+Jussi = Love lol TG xxxx
0	When you snapchat someone and they open it and don't reply back . I mean i guess thats okay #not
0	YOU NO RESPONDING AT ME ?
1	Day two . Shops for BBQ . Wood for next man-project . Dave asked for a pug this morning . The boss said no . Idle hands are doing the devils
0	woke up in a pile of blankets , and didn't want to leave it .
1	i now . Shes my number one girl
0	BILLY JOEL CONCERT SUNDAY w/ MY MOM AND SIS #turnup #not
1	Sorry Hun but you are the easiest target for me to get ...................... thanks for all the cash !!!!!! Lol
0	Have to say " Bye " to my hamster Chikki
0	Your not going to date me just because of something you heard wow your great #not #jerk #sorrynotsorry
1	you know I have no allegiance to either
0	He told me his shoes were like .. $180 or something . Now I won't be getting my present ON my birthday . I have to wait .
1	Found my keys ! After 2 months
1	And I was shocked to discover that's actually a phobia among other people .
0	has been up since 5:30 for work , off to take a midterm , class til 4:30 then work til 10
0	hanging clothes near to midnight is no joke But thankful for very helpful hubby !!
0	I haven't eating in close to 48 hours , no joke . I don't know what it wrong with my tummy
1	Ah ha , it's not Monday anymore , brain is a bit fuzzy today , feels like I'm thinking through cotton I wish I had a pick me up pref tequila
0	That happened to my BB its taped on now .
1	it's hot here in SG too ! and i'm hot too .
0	if i was allowed to walk at my graduation , right now i would be at the armory getting dressed into my cap and gown ! but no . i am sad now
1	have an awesome day
0	so much for barcampsd today . Worked til 4 and planned to power nap then go .... just woke up . :: sigh ::
1	can't be , look at you , let me guess 29 ?
1	nope ... tryin to make some extra cash for my new kids concerts .
0	laptop not working . i think the BIOS chip is gone ...
0	Ok really worrying about jason now
1	heyy ! im good thanks ! How are you ?
0	Here's some hints on who are guest might be : #Beard , #tabletop , siracha and peanut butter , #sarcasm , #British !
1	Thanks ! Yeah I've seen some of the character shots and I'm very interested .
0	not if it's yours . ahahaha jk . missss you
0	So many ideas for my book . No laptop to type them on
0	-- Pity about the dog but I guess somethings are not meant to be
1	you should come back then
1	finally 100% done . put all the signs , frames , movie posters , mirror , EVERYTHING but my heavyass collage frame . new rooms nice dinner soon
0	I've got such a headache . Hopefully it's not a migraine creeping up on me
1	if i had a plane now id get there for sure
0	Why must this episode NCIS be so sad ?
0	13 hours flight & I'm back in SG
0	sorry 2 hear that .. that's always rough .
0	on a more positive note , once off the needles , i realized the hat would have been way too big anyway . back to the drawing board
1	thank you thank you .
1	lolololol you just made my morning
0	Who wants to help this lady pack ?? #moving #packing #fun #sarcasm #yeg #yqr #home instagram.com/p/nRtxLkovc1/
0	#Masterchef Hope they all get tired and cranky
0	I didn't get ither where were you going to get sushi ?
1	Eating tempura ( junk food ) .
1	I loved it and I miss you too !
1	Liking the new htc magic
0	hope they do that , or at least get croydon people , he cant really expect any of us to work , i feel so bad for dom
1	also made a masterful roast dinner , followed by apple crumble ! .. Yum need gym this week though !
1	Haha Loves it x
0	Just brought a turtle ... pretty sure it hates me though damn damn damn
0	Thank god for watch espn so I don't miss a single word of the spelling bee ... #not
1	good job bombers .... a great game it is ...
0	#inaperfectworld would be wearing a 2009 Championship ring . lol ... ouch
0	Darn computer , the volume randomly goes all the way up . Yes , Brendon Urie , I like your voice , but I don't want it breaking my eardrums .
1	good luck , i'm sure you'll do great
1	is uploading graduation pics and the short but sweet video of me walking across the stage .
0	My heart is just breaking ..... Only not really #sarcasm
1	going to watch a movie with my mama ! I'm a mamas girl ! lol . Have a good evening Tweeples !
0	sum ppl r retartded retards who fall out way u ova nuffin
0	A lot of disturbing stuff on the local news tonight
0	Cut my finger open at work today . JOY TO THE WORLD #not
1	I am surprised you even rmbred that ?! LOL you were goooonnneeee !!! You truly had a FUN night !!
1	All I want is to be able to sing in the shower and dance . everywhere .. 4ever !!
0	literally just wrote it but it's shit hahha , i literally am praying the oral marks are good cos my exam won't be
0	" : 3-0 win over Peru .... Were gonna win the World Cup !! #LetsGetExcited #Not " We are bad and yet they are worse !!!
0	I think the Mavs will win . #sarcasm
0	somebody tell me how to convert String to CLOB and vice versa ... ASAP
1	grabe 10 years ang reply mo . haha ! musta ? i miss you !! see you in august ?
0	i miss u biatch
0	The bitch about being sick caused by anxiety is that my docs appoitment is in an hour and I am getting too scared to go
1	Possibly going to see Seether Sunday ! Finally something exciting in my life
0	Ugh my life is shit ! I no longer have a place to live .
1	search Clairey Ketchup and add me to facebook everyone please !
1	I am so glad kris allen won ! Him and his wife katy are such a cute couple
1	yeeeeeeeeeeah you're back ! meld dich mal irgendwann
1	My first major crush :S Adam and the ants , stand and deliver ?
1	Roger Federer , deserved the win Congratulations !!
1	Dakota just had a her first bath since being spayed ... She was in Heaven !
1	yup eating pringles haha .
0	My boyfriend and I broke up this morning . Sad , but real .... now i have to get over it
0	RT : Yeah , its for sure super dope that you're 20 something fuccin with a girl in high school #sarcasm #lames #getalife
1	wooo , Saintsbury Lee Vineyard Pinot , had that not too long ago , great stuff !!
0	nothing to do
0	Im completely amused with all the love received #sarcasm
0	oh Chloe you don't understand - I was steaming last night #toosober #not
1	p.s you and your wife are tooo adorable , i dont think you get any cuter than you two
1	i-send out na yan ! morning !
1	Round 2 win !!! I get the feeling Hatton didn't try as hard as he could , but am happy for Pacquiao as a fellow cow-towner
0	sigh . im too busy to twit or even plurk .
0	fathers ' day . i love my dad . very much . and i miss him .
1	Refering to the portfolio spreadsheet ? That is an idea but I have covestor
0	Powered flight is no joke . Spent more time studying to learn to fly this plane already than I did studying all last semester . #TopGun #Not
0	With the way he played this postseason , I bet every team would give the Pacers whatever they want in exchange 4 Hibbert #Not
1	How do you know I'm not one of the bad things ?!
1	haha that's great , I'll gladly hand over the trophy to van Asseldonk
0	Well nothing to do on this lovely friday night ... I did have plans ... then I was ditched . #yay #not
0	my eyes have a headache
0	lololololololololololololol omgggg ur soooooooo funny I wish I was as clever as u ........ #not #donttweetatme
1	Yes you have ! Middlesbrough today , gotta do the business ! Enjoy the sunny weekend weekend
1	Today im trying to find a recipe for my dinner on wednesday
0	Waiting patiently for Problem to be released .. #not asdfghjkl
1	its morning there night here lol
1	Thanx for saying me as your #followfriday ! Kind Person ! You'll be mine next week ! LOL !
1	fly to arizona and hang out dood hahaha
0	But , for a moment there , I really thought I saw five
0	To top that off the razor fell in the shower and cut my toe open ... #needtogotobed #TopsOffAWonderfulWeek #NOT
1	Found that special person .
1	yes sir , you have lots of potential , good stuff keep it up
0	What a beautiful day . Good thing I'm stuck inside writing a 10 page final ! �  #sarcasm #bitterness … instagram.com/p/nlwrFOvPw3/
1	hahahaha yepp better be watchin at sway sway lol he will be like WTF !?! hehe
1	haha ! Thanks Tung would rather not end up with my meal being in lockup
1	I love going to the movies ... But 2moro is a $3 movie ... Cuz I'm broke
1	no i saw both movies yesterday
0	RT : Breaking News !! Courtney Stodden initiates global peace� talks wp.me/p4nebw-Kc #sarcasm #funny #news #TheOnion h…
1	you gonna win , of course
0	whoaaa . watching jesus camp . it's crazy . this is why christianty gets a bad name . i want to rescue those kids
1	yes man was suprisingly good ! jim carrey was only minimally creepy , thank goodness
0	Its heartbreaking when you find out some1s tru colors aren't as bright as they seemed & you hoped .
0	Amazed , Indykalia didn't know who Cafu was .... And here's me thinking he was genuine . The world is out of kilter .................. #sarcasm
0	At least he keeps possession well and never kicks it straight in to touch , that's the main thing #sarcasm
0	Best way to start the morning ? Spilling coffee down your face . #sarcasm
0	waiting for today to be over !!!
1	happy b-day !
1	gym time . hehehe
1	ha sent as dm by mistake lol usually the otherway round
1	hello my new friend so glad to meet another greeny Hope you are having a wonder-filled day !
1	It's a beautiful day ! Slept til 1:00 , setup new wireless router , getting ready to assemble new grill so we can cook out later . Good times
0	Blazers could come back but that would be about as likely as an oil baron being elected Portland mayor .
1	2 days til I get to sport my Curty P slap bracelet !! See you in Seattle
0	Also after looking for a job for almost two months , I get offered two at once . #irony
1	James , you are tired ! :-D I told you El Batec was in , track number 1 on PS010 Next week will be fine for the others
1	My life is dominated by textbooks . Now I know what Harris went through .
1	ohhh .. i see .. just because he is quiet ?
1	gotcha
0	pop in to Tesco and say hi ! I'm working till 7 , need cheering up !
0	another sad morning , today my dad is going to go to LA , I will miss him
1	morning issue 2
0	Excited to play dungeons and dragons .... #sarcasm #maybenot #idk #whatevenisthatgame
1	working on the car
1	Whatta Hot afternoon !
0	#Ballmer to buy #Clippers $2 billion - CNN goo.gl/fb/r9qPi #sterling nets extra #billion for #racist remarks .
0	Thought it was the last day of the work week #Not !!!
0	dammit ! I was looking forward to the show !! #NOT
0	Oh my gosh . I'm so tired I can barely even stand up for some reason .
0	. And these are same folks that rail against the influence of " big money " in politics . #Irony
0	RT : a bad rappers ' opinion on music matters about as much to me a vegans opinion on steak .
0	asks where is everybody ? bakit ang tahimik ngayon
0	just don't play as the Cubs and you will enjoy it more . #sarcasm
1	Another day to enjoy with my lovely girlfriend at home with no interuptions . Lots of fun for us .
1	Please do ! I love the Kraken theme from the second one so much
1	Why thank you
1	btw i know it's not your job or anything , just thought we should let you know ... just in case lol ! thanks
0	why would you say such a thing
1	Yep , 3 shows in a row ! Never had this many before . Never been to MA or CT either , so I'm way excited !!!!!
1	okay so phone is up and running now ! im washing clothes and preparing for the presentation at church today how is your days going ?
0	yes please continue to hit the rangers after the whistle blows , it's gonna get you really far in this series #Pens #Sarcasm
0	- i have a 2 & a half hr classs
1	my noseeyyy hahahaaa ima hypocrit . love me .
0	Sitting on a suitcase in a crowded terminal because my flights been delayed #sofun #yay #not #late
1	Off to a prohibition party .. 20's-30's dress up .
0	that sucks
0	oh no ! i lost a follower ... am i boring ? hehe oh well !
1	Decided to play with the new arduino for the first time - sooo easy to get started Now having fun with code and flashy lights !
1	Yep ! ... out of curiousity though where did ya get those pics of the ferrari from anyway ?
1	WHy don't you just call it " Michelle's wine tweet " ?
1	#netprophet |Mxit's Herman Heunis next at netprophet ... I'm ready
1	Officially done with school !
1	Eatin sum twizzlers ... another weakness lol
0	Ughhhh why is the sun so bright trying to sleep here ! Now am Wishing I went to bed 4 hours ago . will in future !
0	No please tell me about your gluten allergy one more time #not
0	I feel like jordan will burry me for having no money for offring eepp < Cup*of*tea :] >
1	It's a hustler thing
0	eaten sooo much , i feel pretty ill tbh
0	hahah i did !! it was so sad have you read it yet ?
1	of course i am
1	awesome ! You can do my nails for me too . Haha . Except I like my nails natural
0	ahhhhhhh !!!!! i don't want to leaveeeee .
1	- thanks for the Followfriday hun , your so nice
1	receptionist ! hehe
1	hahaha ganun ba ? i [ or should i say WE ] still listen naman sa TMR . we ? TMR , the ride , and of course the daily survey .?
1	but I have double ur number of followers that's why I guess that list set me up there .
1	Dudes , just conncted via your new email - you should ahve in the footer your twiiter link and the T logo should be a link !
0	That didn't come out right .... did it
0	morning ! yes i wish they'd hide the peeps away that are waiting at the Paris airport its not right for them
1	Is it because of the holiday your going on with your nan ? x
1	Live Mesh
0	redundancies announced a day earlier . not me but I'm gutted
0	Nan's coming for tea today , this is going to be about as lively as a mortuary . #boring
1	BEC and a grilled cheese with bacon . Im on a very strict diet .... #NOT
0	Got an eye infection
1	- Raiden Christopher Zepplin Bulpin
1	goal : make adipose plushie
0	Have Spotify running on Wine ( Ubuntu Netbook Remix ) but periodically just stops working and requires a reboot to get it back
1	I'l come , just say when
1	think i may have mastered my website shopping page ...........
0	at school .. ah just one more hour .... and 30 minutes
1	Oh man i wish shatner was in star trek , but hey nimoy was there ! check out the full movie :
0	Another long day work and school until 11
1	everyone add the next heavy weight boxing champ in the making
0	Sprained ankle ! I got a boot .... again . It hurts like hell
1	Still trying to figure out which mobile I should get for a 13-year-old tween ! She got her own style .
1	haha i got the sims 3 yesterday i love it
0	So busy bee , what have you been up to ? You're not on as much these days and you're forcing me to miss you . so wrong !
1	I don't get how they're funny ! Please explain lol
0	Oh Bother
0	Burnt the fuck out of my hand today .
0	Remember the gifted DIVA singer , Phyllis Hyman . #Not in Vain
1	Going to go have a hit of tennis under the lights bye bye for now my tweeps
0	I'd like to agree , but there are some soulless bastards I know personally who don't like pizza or AC/DC
0	ya Sierra . watch Insidious and then go home and sleep in your house by yourself . reeallyy smart . #not
0	I miss barney's how i met your mother terribly . is it a bad thing ?
1	My emotions literally go downhill because they are so good omg
0	Farm I'm loading the sprayer at is playing The Jackson 5 at level 10 !... I just involuntarily moonwalked around the water truck . #not a fan
0	People say that laughter is the bestmedicine ... your face must be curing the world ! #sarcasm
0	Ate a half of a donut and feel sick ?! Thank you Crossfit/Paleo . #not #krispykremewillneverbethesame #Worstthingallmonth
1	i don't believe in other halves . because you're part of me too go thirds !!
0	#Meriam Ibrahim # freedom #not true thought it was to good to be true #keep tweeting for Meriam's freedom
0	I love it when people ignore my snapchats and texts #not
1	Thank you Mark .
1	rainbows after the storm
0	Grrr ... got all excited as I thought I had a few more followers ... until I found out they were Horny Hottie and Britney Vids again
1	Going to chili's for dinner . Yay for southwestern eggrolls !
1	Yeah , ( but its a girl not a boy ) I thought she was a boy at first but then I read Alicia's post yesterday and she a girl
1	Love being an entrepreneurPls see &
1	yeah pretty much . it's like edward and bella : " you are my life now ... " oh and i didnt know what else to call you haha
1	MOST DEF !! U know I'm always game for wreaking havoc
0	great headline ! thanks for making me spray my coffee all over my keyboard . #Sarcasm #TooEarlyintheMorning #S � lo
0	i didnt see antonia cause she was grumpy so her mum had to take her home sad times xx
0	" : hey there .... I am now great with Twitter yet . Getting there " R u sure ? Lol ! ;-) #Not
0	Works in IE7 , but not in FF : document . getElementById( " fileInput " ) . click (); ?? i ?? u m ? nh c ? n l ? cho Firefox ho ? c c ? 2
1	chea ! right on . good to know that it works at least
1	No , i meant I should have ordered one when i was ordering your other stuff .
1	Weird to say but Calvin's apartment ? He hangs toilet paper the way my friends and i use to say was right . Paper in the back
1	they're rather fabulous let me try and email you the CD ive got ..
0	Feel quite down , not quite sure why though :s so going to bed night everyone x
1	I just couldn't believe my eyes when I got her email reply ! Does she want to sell , or does she not want to sell ?
0	" OMG I am my gf's #mcm . What a surprise it's not as if this happens every week . Oh look everyone we are such a happy couple ! " #sarcasm #barf
0	NO ... YOU'RE SO RIGHT ... also sorry for stalking your tweets ... #not
0	i'm not good in this heat
1	watching NCIS & not thinking about much at all What a Friday is supposed to be about !
0	Today is a sad running day
0	Pretty people calling them self ugly are literally so Annoying like you take thousands of Selfies while receiving complements like Stfu
0	Photo : Barrel Monster ! The kid got arrested for it though
0	lmao ! Yeah I wanted to put #realtalk but I forgot hahaha #irony
0	the last thing on your mind . the last thing on your breath ill be the one to keep you ill keep you at your best .
1	hello i hope you are find im waiting yfor your guilty pleasure cd
1	aww ! sounds like someone had a good day mama
1	loves the kindness of strangers restores faith in human kind .
1	Yes , I didn't think it looked like your office . Looking good for Sunday Pumped , so to speak
0	season finale of desperate housewives tonite ! I'm sad all my shows are over
1	errr what ? Your mom and dad ? Lol
1	going to be a good service this morning ...
0	If there was a device that fit in the palm of my hand that let me talk to someone miles away , I'd definitely buy it #sarcasm #noonecalls
1	10.000 Kg today moved packed my stuff and now chilaxxin Girls talk to me
1	oh ! okay i only had one 5 * , nola . three shows back in march , regular tickets . good seats . but biloxi i was in the back .
0	lol much poor daddy lol jokes don't hurt me lol . I'm still at the chiropactor . I want hanachi nao lol XD
1	Excuse me .... Don't hate on my J-crew wellies
1	Yummmy ! Now I want a Stella and to be in Reno .
0	Johanna !!! I don't know if we can see eachother before u leave
1	just started using - great twool ! Thx for recommending
0	why I never get horny kittens and porn
0	Just off to watch TV , have a cuppa and a slice of marmite on toast . Nick's favourite #not See ya tomorrow !
1	Yup ... right out of Twitterville for now . It's hard to leave but nothing ever happened without some action . Later
1	- Heyyy-Oh-yeah-baby-oh
1	hehe cheers for the advice , hope you have a great long weekend !
1	OMG thank you
0	A naked snapchat of is just what I needed this morning #not
0	I just love when mom tells my personal info and stories to everyone #not
1	yummy yummy in mommy's tummy . firehouse with the davie family
0	Bryan dumped all his grandfathers
0	So my tweets are going through , I'm just not getting any tweets on my phone . Major fail . Hope I'm not missing anything interesting .
0	And they lost .
1	having some good coffee , listening to music , about to ... SQUIRREL ! ... i'll be writing .
0	RT : now they just jump in cold water . #soentertaining #sarcasm
0	Great way to start MONDAY ! flat tire on my tractor at 2 a.m. ! Off 2 Winston Salem when repaired .
0	there to greet you when you come home too or no ?!
0	i do not have a boyfriend eney more he does not like me but i am ok we r just friends now but i am still sad
1	' Most people are other people . Their thoughts are someone else's opinions , their lives a mimicry , their passions a quotation . ' #Irony
0	jajaja boyssssssssssss will be boyyyssss !
1	cool How many companies do you plan to control next month ?
0	you are SO good at hashtags . #sarcasm
1	school and work that's it really . what about u ? still in sac ? or am I a tittle late
0	Ah ! i cant freakin sleep !
0	Lol then do whatever you want , the biggest rogue nation in the world crying on a terrorist attack #irony
0	my only counter to that is at the expense of a lawrence or wilson is not exactly progressive for the club .
1	Yay . Can't wait to hear more from you
1	Right ! Im checking out the hotel and heading for the airport ! Speak to you lovely tweeterbugs from Chicago-land !
1	i go to bed . so good night every1
1	thats awesome ! Hangin tough days
1	hahaha ... Really .. She is only talkative in email and sms and tweet ... Not when I call her or when when We met ..
0	Play time is over back to work tomorrow !! 14hrs killer ..
0	What a long shift , can't wait for my double on sunday #not
1	That's cool , m8 . Lookin ' forward to getting another beating . I's the redheaded stepchild of Ken .
1	Can't wait to see you guys here in Brazil
1	I was telling about your birthday present clock ... apparently M is also into all things that keep time !
0	Every time I see this Transformers trailer I can feel myself becoming stupider
1	Hope ur having a great night hun n that ur feeling better .
0	My body transformed from * before jcl * to * after jcl * I'm sure of it #ut #beachbody #not
1	i am so happy about the BRAND you renovated space <<<<< the new livingroom has a pool check it out in the picc !
1	Jessicuhhhh I totally miss you tooo lady . Methinks a trip to Tally-ho before you join the Navy .
1	is going to read alice in wonderland .
1	have fun . Be careful with att roaming charges
1	He was ! Still for some reason I got taken by surprise by his statement , thinking ; we really * do * love it , don't we ?!
1	I sent a link for my new song to your husband . I hope he liked it ! Here it is for you too !
0	2 flags short of a masayf set #assasinscreed
1	DH brought me home a Mocha this morning ..... he loves me .
1	i tried to twitpic ... wayyy to dark here and not flash = ( but kyles having an awesome time !
0	I absolutely love hearing all about coworker outings that I wasn't invited to . #MyFave #NOT
0	My head hurts , my throat's sore and I have a fever . Nice way to spend the weekend . #Not
1	its fine , you dont need to go . kben :]
0	well he was probably thinking dinner and a movie ... #whoamikidding #hewouldhaveshaggedurotten #sarcasm
0	I care a lot , don't see you trying today #hideandseek #not
0	I guess I'll be single till I die ah such an happy life #irony
1	Off to practice the chords . Be back after my class maybe . Have phunnn until then !
1	Epic . I might start playing one of the FF games again soon actualy since I lost all my saves when I got PS3 & sold my PS2
1	Way to go
0	Sleep on the plane home and then straight back into #workmode Simply can't wait ( #NOT )
0	Awww Don't be in pain . I hate to hear that .
0	Helpin ma bro move furniture ...... not gettin paid tho ..... not a cent ~ YoungLion007 ~
1	just got home from a long day at school , chilled day , off school tomorrow movies tonite with the girls <3 x
1	is blasting music , my god , paula abdul's new song is delicious . it's made for the pop lovin , club goin , drug doin gay guys
1	Hey there , sorry for the radio silence ! If you could DM us your email we'll try to walk you through it at once
1	I got hungry so I thought I'd have a piece of that curly hair Lol
1	being lazy in busy way - economics of behaviour trainings on the way Great fun
1	It's good to know that strict gun laws are helping protect people and keep the general public safe ... #Irony pic.twitter.com/4x59qdeghK
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1	Tow of my friends ( one for Glasgow and one from Edinburgh ) are out on a date tonight . Hoping it all goes well
1	cheers tnx 4 the tip
1	Yes #squarespace , an iPhone would be great , thanks .
1	Bidding all a good night , and a happy Sunday
1	Enjoying a midnight snack .
0	I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say I think Wisconsin Vision is sponsoring the game . Just a hunch . #sarcasm #MarliesLive
0	oh nvm , they're showing new moon for real after the break .
1	About to loose at monopoly with Peter
1	no , definitely not a spambot ! her profile has 2000+ followers , but she barely follows some 800 people .. looks human enough to me !
0	Pulling over to throw my guts up is exactly how I wanted to spend my Saturday #not
0	Oh - That is just wrong and terrible and disgusting . This is the dark side of social media .
0	Thanks for turning me away today ! Rejecting me b/c I may have been exposed to something w/o actually testing for it , real nice . #not
1	Good morning twitterverse ... I guess we escaped twitpocalypse
1	haha my life is so good sometimes
1	my dogs r the sweetest , espacially Target . He's a teddy bear .
1	answered so many twilight quizzes in facebook .... n most of the answers were edward cullen ..
0	great ! He needs an older person and #not another #blonde
0	I need a job .
0	THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE TRYING TO DO TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE . DO #NOT LET THEM CONTINUE . GO #VOTE BLUE .
1	This past weekend was oh so Great ! Now to get through this 45hr week once more , but I'm happy about it
1	I decided to read Crank instead . Reading , shower , bed really early . What a peaceful night I'll have
0	triumphantly fought a faulty bill from two years ago #ohilovethis #sarcasm #notpayingyou #iwin #yarravalleywater #dodgynexttennants
0	So you started cooking , to go to bed , so I had to cook for you ? #thatmakessense #not
1	Xbox all night .. \nGood job the school day is very short tomorrow otherwise I would literally be a walking zombie ..
0	why do bad things happen to good people ?
1	Thank you for the FF
0	trying to help my youngest daughter get over a break-up with her boyfriend
1	let's hang out on the 27th of June . I'm visiting my grandma that week . My lil sis wants to see you .
1	i'll be sure to look forward to seeing it !
0	im so happy i got to spend the afternoon with my boys . i hate the weekends , back to work . ill be at crapper barrel til 1130
0	I got the ball stuck and I had to ask people to get it for me .
1	I've got your back on this months Buckeye challenge . You've no worries about making it to June
0	Computers have been down since b4 I arrived at work . Commission based pay = working for free for now
1	HMM . That is a good thought !! My problem is , I'll want to tweet !
1	You too have a great day
0	no it's not working ... i hate my phone/life ... and don't worry - i'm sure you'll do just fine - and i'm really patient !
1	is enjoying this ... its much better now ..
1	RT : These annoying home buyers want to purchase my listings before the sign actually goes up . How inconvenient . #sarcasm #grate …
0	hurt himself or something . Shoulder quite sore .
1	I follow to
1	rt Picasso : watch out ! - big call ... maybe more amber hart ... oh mrs hart what a mess !!!! xx
1	it was a beautiful day ! and a great race . and my boo tucked me in on the couch with monkey so that my eyes could recover from pollen
1	Good Morning John Thanks for the note .
0	In coatbridge scared for my life iran is safer than this
0	I want what I can't have
1	I hope so ^^ Eclipse is up and running again btw !
0	Thanks so much for waking me up and stressing me out 10X worse than I already am ! I appreciate it #NOT
1	... Yeah ... we'll try it in two weeks again ... It will be amaziiiiing Love you ?
1	I wish I could say that but ... no Think I have a bit further to go !
0	Not a fan of ricotta creme .
1	I was just statin facts
0	Ahlbergs saved my disc but for 1200 ?.... it took them like an hour ...
1	thankss Sam ! I thought he was younger than 13 when he started ... xx
1	How did you guys get my e-mail !!!! I'm getting dizzy from readin ' but still soooo sweet Love u
1	morning twitterville ! hope everyone has a great day
1	Where's your record deal , bitch ? You suck ! Kisses .
0	Okay , so the major of the 4 hrs I'm supposed to be here will be spent waiting . I don't like sitting for more than 15 min w/o stretching .
0	just sitting around , godd this concussion suckss .
1	Home & tired . Uploading pictures !
1	sleeping .. this is tannerr heyy
0	No , i haven't gained weight .. Your eyes just got fat #sarcastweet
0	lol ... I missed my 500th for you
1	i might get a kia sportage .
1	We're going to have baby turtles
0	Daughter was holding her nose while eating dinner . Obviously , she loves it . #not #winnerwinnerchickendinner
0	YES . and then they were whispering about how I looked annoyed that they were being assholes . #irony #INFJproblems
1	nothin on msn and talkin to people !!!
0	Sony have just won
1	I hear U . I can barley keep up with the followers I currently have . Its tuff on a mobile device .
1	It's my pleasure !
0	Should be going to sleep since and I have to be up at 5am for training .. #weareexcited #not #notamorningperson
1	so much fun at the beach today ! and delicious dinner at house !! i friggin love Mark and Josh !! I'm gonna miss them !!
1	Good luck
0	waiting for my new blackberry to come because i smashed the old one I miss BBM-ING !
1	Bored cookout in a hour or so fam and friends coming way excited
1	Come to WA !!! Drivers are nicer and it's going to be 80 today !
0	- why can't you hear me ? ohhhhh right , its cause i lost my god damn VOICE !
1	maybe I'll hit him directly then . Thanks for the tip .
0	I sold my other kidney to fund my In ' n Out Burger vanilla milkshake addiction
0	Roberts you really know how to say the kindest words . #NOT #Sarcasm
1	I need a work from job
1	So tired , still workin ' . Surrounded by sweet collies . Have to be quiet so I don't wake up the puppies ... shhh ...
1	LOL ! Bernie's nap was contagious ... I ended up taking a 2 hour nap So my net awake time is as if I got up at 9 , hahaha .
1	good to know the taping went well , hope the savouring didn't take too long !!
0	I really wish I liked panic the disco an their music ... #not
1	oh , and thanks for the help
1	why don't you watch rove tonight ? that sounds like a good idea to me
0	of thanks ,... I snore ?? Umm NO I DONT LOL . >_> (
1	gonna go cut up some chickeeeen
0	' uhuru was here ' running in his father's feet . Mzee jomo was there when the deal was brewing . #not
1	haha Reese on the Ellen Show . Hilarious !
0	I am jealous of your ability to grow facial hair .
0	Keep sharing the " Look Up " video on ...... Social Media :P #socialmedia #lookup #sarcasm
1	So ... get through this week and next week ... then finals .... then SUMMER !!!! Hooray !!!
0	oh . it got turned off .
1	Bowling today ! yay .
1	thank you and how do I post a reply to a topic ? Like if I went to that ' iranelection ' one how would i reply to it ??
0	My hoe twin deleted her twitter account . Everyone start talking crap about her #not
1	now you don't expect me to give away my sources , do you ?
0	why do I feel weird ? I want to eat more food but I also wish my dad was home .
1	So far , so good
1	good morning 2 u hillybilly
1	real cruise night . super refreshing . needed a chill night after weeks of hardcore partying
1	i found it at the weekend market yay !!!! it's soooo good !
0	Nham , I'll have engilsh class in a few minutes . So fckng boring .
0	Science gcse revision ....
0	Umbridge played the pink fairy godmother in Maleficient . Pink . #irony
0	The Amazing Spider-Man films are directed by Marc Webb . WEBB . Spider-Man . #AmazingSpiderman #AmazingSpiderman2 #irony
0	Might be done with grand valley two years too soon . This is a killer
0	G .... g ... ggg .... good start of the day you want to take a ride with your bicycle #greatidea without wheels #Stolen i love mondays #sarcasm
1	i got help on yt hard to explain
0	Ivans future is so bright guys #sarcasm
1	courses are picked for next year and timetabled . i have half days every day
0	come on ! Spirit squad ! #sarcasm
0	Food for thought : How much emissions are released every year by people waiting to get their emissions tested ? #irony pic.twitter.com/0p6U6dITkR
0	already got my videos here but again even converted to avi windows player and windows movie maker do not have codec for that
1	gonna go , have some fun with my friends at the homestadium of my club . hopefully our teams are going to win !
0	awh my face is so cute when it's peeling . #Not #GoAway
0	My mom must literally be insane . I definitely want to get up at 5:30 in the morning during summer . #not #sarcasm #pissed
0	I fucking hate the devs of WoW
1	my one and only hyun joong oppa
0	Mine would say #prone to #sarcasm and #suddenoutbursts lol ! What would . yours ? instagram.com/p/npbH8JpGbn/
1	RT : It #has #not #been seen \n♟ . com ✎\nsince . extroversive \n♝ follow ❈\n #charcoal
0	just dropped my mom off at the airport
0	my son is sick and in the way home from the hospital we came across 3 accidents 1 w/ two fatalities , is sad
1	This twitter account has now been advertised on the main site ... thanks for reading Send me your suggestions for what you'd like to read !
1	YESSSSSSSS ! WOOO , EFF YES ! GET EM BABY !
0	Great idea not to wear sun cream today #not #burnt
1	: aceng ! hhaha . thanks for following me are you on vacation or something ? IRII BNGET ! hhaha
0	Since the carb spacers mysteriously moved away from the carbs I wasn't able to install them this weekend .
1	Got to be up in an hour and a half to go to Vegas !!! #sleep #or #not #to #sleep
0	sorry dude . It will e better once you are closer over here
0	#monday #humor #sarcasm #someecards #quotes instagram.com/p/nn6qcQlPvi/
0	I think you meant awesome .... stupid auto correct #sarcasm #duh #dontdissbatman
0	yup Jon was a real jerk , especially when he saved their lives . #sarcasm
1	biting the bullet , transferring pagemethods into a webservice and using some jQuery goodness
0	R.I.P. Lil Raymond . Daaaamn its been a year . 6/6
0	hmm today is just going to be a GREAT day , I can just feel it #not #sarcasm
1	going out to eat breakfast , then to a BBQ at my grandparents i haven't heard from u , callme ?? i feel bored !
1	... yeah lets sounds like a good ideaaa
1	love waking up to sun
0	Out of shape
1	LETS DO IT !
1	I think sure looked sexy in the hat that belongs to
1	Ok , time for getting out in the yard to make the lawn gorgeous ... Glorious day today ...
0	Jealous - can't talk to either Nina or Sarah . Still , it's FRIDAYYYYY !!!
1	Its Ok bt I prefer those tht dont loop news & with anchors tht initiate decent conversation I knw ths is subjective , u may like othrwse
0	QC broke my website .
1	We've had great weather here in Ireland the past few days and more to come BUT Ahhhhhh it's warm
1	#followfriday His #apprentice tweets are brilliant & he's funny " Debra is going to attempt to devour the interviewers ' souls . "
1	but if someone told you there was sun , sea and surf there wouldn't you be a little intrigued ? I would
1	I've gotta go run some errands so I'll catch up with ya 2nite . Have a great day my tweeps !
0	Sad this week is the last week for biggest loser
1	I've been away from the computer way too long . The pushing of the keyboard buttons feels good on my fingers .
1	PUMPKIN SOUP and GARLIC BREAD is for dinner
1	bet you were on the phone with DEMI !
1	yes . u can woo hoooo partay !
1	doing dance ISU ! hopefully i'm done my tomorrow and handed in tomorrow too
1	Mkay who neesa a P.A ?? I'm ur girl .
1	hair dresser .. 1 more week 2 big day !
0	Yeah looks like I'm definitely not gonna do it . Darn . It's 1 of my 2 fave books ever too . Sacrifices have to be made I guess
1	chillin in the sun good times
1	ok so Ive decided 2 hit Charlotte tomor 2chill w/ the homies , c that movie .. n party til the music goes off ! Hey I can sleep when I die !
0	I'd like a specific mention please cause I'm unique , just like everyone else ;)
0	I get to go to counselor training tomorrow at 9 yay #not
1	LOL , that's a heck of a step up from a walk ... congrats on new running partner , always helps the miles melt away .
0	aWwWw my bff went home 2day !! im bored withot u ... MISS U MY JOMBIIE ...
1	I voted yesterday
1	Ah , we know the start of the season is when Andy+I start to stay at the studio till the wee hours , working ... and now we're going home
1	The only thing getting me through this difficult time with the internet is listening to NKOTB songs
1	watching a movie with the fam
1	it's saturday night
1	brilliant . KNEW my kickboxing would come in handy
0	0/5 , 0/4 , 0/12\nI'm so happy , like really . I'm so grateful that I have none of my idols following me , it's great . #sarcasm
0	Guess who's broke , broke again Bell is broke ! tell a friend ! guess who's broke guess who's broke guess who's broke #funny #not
0	I am sad for you and your frozen tomatoes
1	Thank YOU for everything yday it was perfect
0	the clouds are back in the sky ...
0	Had to go to the weight station so my work day has been extended another hour #fun #not
0	Gotta maintain law and order , right ? Reuters : #Nigeria police arrest protest leader for abducted girls , news.yahoo.com/nigeria-police… #sarcasm
1	im like not dressing up at all hahaha . im wearing jeans
0	Havent done a thing today Tweeted the day away . But its cooling off so Im getting motivated . I HOPE !!
1	we've got a new germany's next topmodel
0	fuck you mean Dante said he wanted NOTHING w u . He loves #me he loves you #not
0	NOW my tweet shows up , rad . :/ Got woken up when Lilly pounced on me ( haha ) , my silly Lilly . Hope I can get back to sleep .
0	man i am not looking forward to work in the morning . my weekend went by WAY too fast
0	Zzzzzzzzzzz ... Ima sleep for like another 3 hours , soon . I hope ...
1	oh I thought it was 2 help him sleep was worried he may get addicted
0	and then we'll never see each other again
0	I'd be glad to help with promotion any way possible . Your link was broken .
0	#tcot If #GOP really want to support the VA I'll assume they will support more funding to solve the wait times ! #not #UniteBlue #LibCrib
1	Hundley for the win . Walk off homerun . DAMN THAT'S GOOD !
0	SONG : Gmail's being weird !!
0	God I feel like I'm 80 yrs old My body is so sore . It's time for a nice hot shower ! Tweet you later . bahahaha
0	So not jealouse of everyone out getting drunk as my 16 hours at work is so much fun ! #NOT
1	more followers please
0	Going to bed early in attempts to sleep off my cough , sore throat , and fever i'm sick maybe 3x a yr . why now b4 our 8hr rehearsals ? grrrr
0	haha we had a great time i forgot what the diner was called though i wanna go back there whenever i get to go back to new york
1	LOL !!! And um sure you know who won
0	It's already sucking ... I'm no longer excited about my birthday
1	I guess it's better
0	Aahh finally getting in bed ! LONG day nighty night twitts !!!
1	is gona lay down with his awww
1	cool and today is Tuesday .
1	yeah ;\ it's odd , but cute
1	the one at ss2 is it ? lol ! can ajak haryaton also . she's always really to go out
0	I bet they twisted his words already ... " ohhh yeah " is a code word ! #sarcasm #crazies
1	Having a long talk with the beyotch ( guadalupe1991 )
1	Awww .... Babe I love u hurry up and come over please ! Had an amazing day ! Going to bed when justin gets here ! I love u all goodnight !
0	had a not so good day . . . but I have faith
0	tell everyone follow us new music COMIN in 3 days #back #NOT #stoping
0	is wondering why twitter is more popular than facebook ..... none of my friends have twitter
1	omg , it's realy hot today to ! it's so unusual for us in Sweden haha .. Today i'm going to the beach with S & I .. it's gonna be very fun
0	ahh boys , would sooo love to be at emirates right now hope all goes well !! see u soon <3 xx
1	just got off the phone . luke and me always have pro chats
1	you should tweet a picture of that !
0	Yay ! Done with work , and now it's time for grocery shopping ..... #PartyTime #NotReally #Sarcasm
0	I'm not jealous at all .
1	How I Met Your Mother - The Leap , Tomorrow 2.am .
1	I partied like a rock star last yr . This year I'll be thankful if I can stay awake long enough to do my mic wrangling job !
0	oh no Summer freckles on the face are coming out . GO AWAY
0	Life hack : when you have a stain on your pants , just cut them out , it looks totally cool and like they were supposed to look like that #not
0	At the park with Elle ; some bloke has taken his 2 kids & has got them sitting on the grass NEXT to the park playing on iPads #irony
1	Amy killed it in san antonio . Get ready Dallas . See you tomorrow
1	At " Across The Street " listening to live acoustic by Curtis Peoples , Bryan Greenberg and Graham Colton
1	i didn't even guess the spelling of Enrique Iglesias i just know , #not at all guilty pleasure ###
0	cannot play The Sims 3 as she needs a new graphics card apparently , thanks box for telling me this .... not
1	Just watched a vid about twitter on YouTube . Something about twitter whore lisa nova . Made me laugh a lot I do hope she's being sarcastic !
0	and by the look of the fog ... you won't be coming any time soon !
1	Morning coffee with . Which reminds me , , call him now
0	ARGH running out of power and can't see a plug outlet
1	Just make sure they are backed up .
1	Awesome " Saturday Twitter Twist ! " Just what I needed to get me moving this morning ! Thank you !
1	Was that a typo , or did you really mean breakFEAST ?
1	Heee ! INGMAR POWAR . We adopted Ingy the day Bergman died and thought the name suited him , somehow . Maybe he's Swedish ?
0	The Sims 4 is just an expensive version of The Sims Social ... LOL well done #not
1	Has a warm fuzzy feeling in my heart : I have the best family . It's so amazing to see traits in myself born from my relatives
0	When I see my mom and first thing she says is lezbehonest you look gay as shit today . Um wow thanks mom so sweet #not
1	Good ... morning ... ?
0	work till 3 . i still miss my fishy
1	Just started my new Janet Fitch book but I'm about to pass out ! Soo tired . G'night everyone
0	Hide your emails from NSA Snoops bit.ly/1h6lJ50 “It’s important government not overstep , ” said Security Chief . #Irony
0	I had too many gummy octopus ... The gummy hurt my tummy
0	good night all . I am sleeping early tonight . If not I will free so tired like today .. And i can't go for a jog sleep tight !!
1	Is in bed early 4 once
0	Oh I see - not allowed to do html ....
0	yeah , i've been sneezing for a week now
0	idk whether he wanna join us or not . i'm afraid he's too upset . i don't dare to ask him :/
0	Tom was 4 when he came with me to a Bryan adams signing and Tom got to meet him but I didn't ha !
1	I've learned to enjoy life even at the most difficult times , so in a way , it's actually true
0	So many lessons #taught to me by life #not by individuals .
1	Have an interview today at 1 . Say a little prayer if you remember
1	listening scream
1	Finally decided ! We're going out to eat at The Standard . Never been there before so it'll be interesting .. seems like it'll be good !
0	kendallllllll im so sad i missed you in plano/garland this weekend
1	Congrats on finishing your business plan ! Hope get a shitload of cash from the bank to start up your business
1	yeah just received my #NAPP welcome pack Nice gifts .
1	off to grandmas for the daaaay SO beautiful out . i love spring in canada , ehhh
1	Listeing to rockstar hannah montana
0	THE FLOOR IS LAVA !!!!!!!!! I so wanna play that game right now
1	wowowowowwoh i feel fresher now fresh as a mint :||||| hahaha
0	Awesome ... MORE SNOW ! \n\n #Canada #sarcasm #wintersucks
1	Getting ready to go to town .. < . be . FEARLESS .. >
1	is so geek'd about the Pens . <3 fleury . just made bank today w/ the paycheck then $6 in tips and $30 for finding the key . ballinnnn
0	How can you tell if you're a responsible gun owner or not if someone can't use your gun once they manage to steal it ? #sarcasm
1	of course I would_lol I was wondering if ud be interested yay ! I jus got a job =/ so after I figure out the sched_we shud plan
0	i miss emilia and jeri
1	Installed iDeneb ... Basic OS working - no gpx , network it sound support tho . Bored now - going out to buy an XBox 360
0	i really really do NOT want to walk to work in this rain .. i can see it now hair drenched and black tears rollin down my cheeks !! booh
0	. , Spears could perform " Oops I Did It Again " with Andrea Mitchell , Chuck Todd & yourself as background singers . #Sarcasm
1	Sweeeeeet ! It's Sunny !
0	Apple realllllllllly needs to give us the ability to reinstall backed up app data on an app-by-app basis . I miss my Palm . #iphone #apple
0	RT : Everybody wants somebody to tell them the truth but yet nobody wants to be honest . #irony
0	noodle had another seizure tonight didn't think vets were open this late just getting back home feel better dog
0	Looks like it's a long church day today . Memorial service , lunch on the grounds , and a night service . Woo . #sarcasm #notwoo #antiwoo
1	it is now 4:06 in the morning ... time to go to sleep
0	I can't help it
0	poor him , I feel so sorry for him ... Oh wait :) #sarcasm
0	Soo dads been home all of 2 hrs and hes already stressing out mother and pissing the rest of us off .... #summersgonnabefun #not
1	I will , thanks !!
0	Work sucks
0	oh my bad day ! I feel sick and I have to go do a physics exam now
0	can't believe there is only 1 day left of my long w/end ! It went so fast !
1	At the AIDS candlelight memorial at SMU Law & Accountancy Fac . We have evolved . Candles to light sticks #afasg
1	australia loves you
1	yaaay apparently Rob & Cam just won Best Fight at the MTV awards
0	The democratization of Poland really gets me jazzed up #not #onelastpaper ...
1	I suffer from Raeder's Paratrigeminal Neuralgia . So I usually stick with Imigran . Actually I try to take less medication .
0	bad timing- a new mommy just called for newborn pictures and I can't fit the baby into my schedule no matter how hard I try
0	Only I could break the Mr Bump bowl that I got for being known as a Bump doing bumpy things ... Ohhhhh the #irony pic.twitter.com/WFgDslLCDJ
1	omg sorry l8 reply .. good luck then !
0	Finally getting my new pc up and running , course I'm going away this weekend so no Aion Beta or GW Yay Alton Towers though \o/
0	We are such a positive nation when it comes to England playing ! #not
1	Yaayy now I can play
1	says yey , its raining !
0	Dreary day in the city ... bundle up , my little and . Wish I could join the workforce with you . Boo
0	Kids rather lively this morning . The word boisterous comes to mind . Boisterous and breakfast do not good companions make .
1	i love me my fries thou . and thats refering to you dear .
1	miley you can do it just sleeep ! comeon it's like 2 more hours till waney waney time in the mean time watch tru connfessions
0	If I would of stuck with designing clothes for 9 years instead of stupid ass music I would be rich now . #IRONY #WMJ
1	I can hear the auctioner ova at the church festival dang can he talk fast that's so cool i can hear em sounds like livestock auction LOL
0	dad just asked me why I've got my trousers pulled right up to my shoulders .... #highwaisted #jeans #waist #not #shoulder
0	I don't even want to say it- I sound like a broken record . I have a headache
0	day is not off to a great start . praying it gets better !
1	combat has really good digestive protein . That's why I've stuck with them . But now I'm a #freeagent so to speak haha
0	I seriously hate packing ... And even worse - I hate the thought of missing a day of work !!!!
1	Thank You for speaking out and up ! You have a chance to speak for so many of US ! #notelepromptorneeded #keeptalking #vasurge
1	Going to see today x
0	Wishes she didn't have to work and could be hangin with Dani , Kenzie , and Robyn
1	I have opened my padlock to make it easier for followers as it's #followfriday
0	im not going to make it out tonight my daughters temp hasnt went down dnt feel comfortable leaving her i really was wantn to tho
1	Just got done with lunch with my mom I love her so much .
0	maybe you donate , then put on expenses , feeding our citizens instead of sending it abroad# youmpsareamazing #not
0	Youtube isnt working for me ugh
0	twas a joke ! #sarcasm
1	- Yah . It's so great . Nah , you're not
0	I wish I had a Wii
0	Never spit so well , Never laughed so much , Cam might need to recover , someone give him a crutch #irony
1	Yeiks , I better shut up and look behind my eyelids Good Night dear Void XO
0	I am super glad that California's dmv system is so reliable and never shuts down or has any problems ! #Sarcasm
1	Follow aka Chief Swan
0	Lmao my cousin is surprised I have no boy friend #im #not #tho
1	open the stapler , and push hard
1	today was .. a half great , but great
0	Oh no ... that bird is back
0	lots more
1	just got back from starbucks .. tried the tea with lemonade very good miss gg already . 1st one !
0	well tell us tweeps whn it does get done ! & im not sure wht im havin . fried pork <-- stew , grilled veggie kabobs , fish .
0	#inaperfectworld I would be able to trust my partner again
0	sigh ... yes it was . Who you goin 4 in the east ?
0	Those chrome rims really make your mini van look way sweeter dude #not
0	Today is the first day I miss working in the trades #flash #kool -aid #thedrywaller #not #made #for #IT
0	going to try and change the bed now * sigh * & work later ... really cant be bothered , dont really feel upto it oh well- weekend soon YIPPY
1	Taking a page from Obama's book and getting some Five Guys
0	We're just trying to have a good time man , I didn't know we couldn't love each other and get a long #why #so #much #hate #love #not #hate
1	Oh , how I wish I had the courage to participate in WipeOut . ~ jacqueline
1	RT : #uplay #watchdogs #irony pic.twitter.com/jXZhoF79Vd
0	i can't ever get through and i get charged . ha .
0	ahh hot wings sound sooo good right about now ... I want some
1	i dont think i will EVER get sick of this movie .
0	Maybe there are some people Mexico wants that we can trade for Tahmooressi . #BringBackOurMarine #Irony
0	I feel sick my allergies smh who wants to take care of me
0	Well , this exam tomorrow is gonna be a bunch of laughs #not
1	Wow D ! Meeting on a Sunday ? Well , traffic shouldn't be so bad . Have a great afternoon .
0	I know how yer feeling , I always have problems with my eyes fingers crossed it clears up nice and quickly
1	RT : Your #Irony detector is broken . ~ pic.twitter.com/tOKPfuXnfn
0	Co champs in the scripts national spelling bee .... Literally ran out of words for them to spell . That's impressive #couldhavebeenme #not
1	happy birthday chica !! Wish I could be there to help celebrate with everyone ! Take lots o video !!
0	the sun doesn't seem to like to shine in NJ
1	I'm with you with that . They can make you feel fab but can be a pain Good luck with it .
1	thought u might know her thanks ...
1	I still have the jersey he ( and the rest of the team ) signed for me when I was 10 . Give him a hug from me
1	Waiting for the mechanic to finish . Finally a smooth ride . Listening to the Wu Clan in da front , let yo ' feet stomp
0	May 28th could use more releases . #sarcasm
0	Modi changes the prime minster of India from mute to unmute state . Just like cellular #irony
0	argh i'm so bored . no one is online today . come online people
1	i saidn check the battery in your smoke detector !
0	Customer just asked if he could " speak to a man " when the answer wasn't what he wanted to hear . So no #NotAllMen , but #YesAllWomen
1	ps : you are the sweetest ever . just wanted you to know
0	I do have TweetDeck , but it seems to crash my computer every time I use it .
0	Way to make me feel important and worth your time #not
0	Loves summer , but hates the rain
0	I am so excited for the more hours and my class to start ! #happysummer #sarcastictweet
1	my sleep was disturbed . i am looking to end a career today
1	you can ? then you have a very special power ! i usually made them cry more or began to cry myself . i just stay quiet now > <
0	my mom really makes it obvious who her favorite child in this household is #not #me
1	ahhh 130 more reports to write ... gotta love report writing time
1	#myweakness can you spot him in here -> where's Waldo - only way cuter !!! please vote for Lukas
1	Good , glad u coo
1	- you look so pretty ! that dress is killer , have fun at the awards always texting too , haha !
0	A large portion I'm fine with . You can't take all unfollows personally . But there is always a surprise or two .
1	I got a Featured Track on PMPWorldWide.com
0	Just woke up , I hate how my emotions make me do stupid things without thinking .. makes me want to slap myself ...
0	oh so you know who and what's roaming in my head ? #not
0	haha , bad boss .. No , I have not seen the movie . But I'm gonna see the movie next week in the cinema .
0	But really guys . I have a cramp and I don't even know why . #irony
0	Taking hubby 2 doc as soon as they can get him in , sumthin's in his neck disks where he had surgery 2 yrs ago
0	awman , boomer ! or maybe he'll dump her for you ;)
0	it was not good m8 , and thats been kind . You all need to put this wrong right so to speak . Keep the faith we will .
0	One thing I'll miss from school is the trashy people . #not
0	I miss Trixie cat
0	Damn lost my voice no morning singing for me
1	while ur eating cheese i think u should say hello 2 me . just a thought .
0	Thanks Natalie for all your help . Branson's site seems to be down right now
1	its funny reading that Stockholm is hot
1	glad you two are around
0	bored at school ... exam week also last week of school ... cant wait for no doubt with paramore tomorrow ... it shall be very fun ... 4 days left
0	Well , the Pacers are really giving the Heat a run for their money \n #not #75to48
0	Damn commercial tv I don't like advers
0	Saturday night #facetime fail but at least we can still send each other beautiful selfies ... #not #weirdfaces
1	Thanks !
0	I sure am glad that Westpac Bank managed to lift their profits by 8% to $3.77 bn . It seemed touch and go for a while there #sarcasm
0	RT : Love getting invited out everywhere #sarcasm #whatfriends #cunts
1	Watching Bride Wars .
1	I'm so happy because he is here .. I will be from September to teach dance .. Wouw ! xDlol .. i love dance and music !
0	Ill day
0	- From a standing start ...... wait for it .... 43.675 mph average lap :-))) #podium #contender #not !!!!
1	I need new music ! If there is some good music out there thats on your favs which I have no idea about , pls tweet me
0	RT : Sarcasm is easier on the stomach than its truth , but just less filling . '' ~ Peat " \n > TuneOfMySoul.com < #truth #s
1	Thx for sharing . We volunteer at Childrens ' Hospital . My daughter had a brain tumor - they treat her like royalty
0	Sadly . I feel his pain when I listen to that record .
1	- me and my friend brogen before our dance recital
0	It's been 24 hrs . My imagination is getting the best of me . Please call or get online , Love
0	ugh . got killer headache . wishing i lived in el salvador again
0	#Irony RT : Danny Green is going crazy ! If the #Spurs win , the air might be out for ( cont ) tl.gd/nd4hfu
0	I’m in shape . Unfortunately , it’s the wrong one .
1	... met some new people too it was probably one of the better days in town tbh . Most of the time it's cold and boring , today it was warm ..
1	say hi to for me , have a good time with her too see you soon
0	I enjoy getting ready to end up staying home . \n #Sarcasm
0	My hands are so dry from so much hand sanitizer .
0	Oh Michael Cole please interrupt the match and show me how to download the app #Sarcasm #WWE #ExtremeRules
0	Weather like this and me at home with a nice head cold , just the best time to be sick #not
1	good times indeed
0	i was at work and couldnt update
1	... lmfao ... we didn't have to ... we just felt it necessary to share
0	the voting is closed I tried to vote for u yesterday
1	Is thinking ... I could get used to this ...
1	Rebecca is not being ignored , she is making me some desert
0	I claim mine for work ;) Last year was the last year I could claim though - I would have loved a new one but don't actually need
1	Just landed in Orlando it's 5:38 where are all my east cost twitterns at ?
1	Off to the hairdressers , my twit my new hair when it's done
1	You got this kid !!
0	we don't have class on friday . i have a job on campus . so im just going to miss work . they aren't really cabs in alabama .
0	is going to miss
1	good luck matey !
1	Thank you ! I really enjoyed the day Were you there or involved somehow ?
1	looking forward to getting gunned down in my next ink session .. End of year i think ill be covered .
1	Yes Jet was first ! He asked this the other day and thats why I concur on 95 . Cuz Jet says so that's why !!
0	Dogs eyes seem bad . Just forked out on new washing machine so why not a vets bill to top it off eh ?!?!
0	the passion of the christ is undescribable ! i dont even know what to say about it ! but omg !
1	You are most kind , sweets ... looking forward to your tweetage My girlie-bob twinners are 3 , btw .
0	I think I'm going to be about as useful as a chocolate fire guard today . #Sleepy
0	RT : “ : MT “ : A woman's health care decisions should be made by the government . Period . #Sarcasm !
0	Don't you just love when someone doesn't reply ? Yeah me to ! #Not
0	Talk to me about your ex's , I promise it'll get you somewhere #NOT #dontcare
1	Headin to the gym !
0	Using the law to target an already marginalized group in the UK ... awesomesss #not #khat oh and the snakey somalis who support the ban #gross
1	cant wait for the music video tomorrow night !!!
1	I just added Sicko to the queue I'll watch that in about 3 days , yay !
1	Me & david goin around the world this summer ! \n #NOT \nJust in TX ha
0	haven't slept
0	You mean it was a JOKE ?! Like funny ha ha ? Crap ! I guess #thatchangeseverything . #whatshappeningisthisis #sarcasm
1	Gender and puppy haven't determined yet . I imagine this process to be me falling in love with some dog and not having a choice
1	just woke up from a much needed nap . getting ready to go see UP . then off to Murphey's law irish pub in downtown chandler .
0	Literally endless hypotheticals yet I know at least one person interpreted that exactly how it was intended
1	love your website love the fashion sascha xx
0	It is way too damn early !! Need sleep ! I'm gonna die .
1	aaaaa now thats a much nicer pic !! x
1	im happy he made a twitter now .
0	Banks are bastards ? Who knew ? #sarcasm #4corners
1	lol oooh yes , Laura makes a vair good point . It would be amazing .
0	ooh ... well i probably got about 60%
1	Links to both things & quiz info as well as info & free tutorials relating to Twitter can all be accessed via
1	ooh . i agree !
0	I love when people use your stuff without giving you credit #not
1	I frickin love his ass even more
1	ONLY THA REAL O TOWN NIGGAZ TOUCH WHAT I GOT HOMIE . THIS IS A BLESSING !
1	Off to Boston with to see DMB !
0	what hands tasg asesu ? i have my book too
1	thanks
0	this year has gone so quickly literally feels like im still just starting and getting used to sixth form but its my last year 12 day what
1	on my way home , then is coming over !
0	away out with kiwi now . gonna spend the last of my money , yikes
1	My first liquor store buy was a bottle of wine and in galveston
1	first off lil mama , I love ya pic & what the hell r u doing goin out alone ?
1	will going to church to pray ,, who wanna jaoin me !! hehehehe ....
1	I'm hopping to achieve something like that !
0	Still working , started 5 hrs ago
1	Not just a fan , a MAJOR fan ! I'll be cheering him on too ! ( I came sooo close to meeting him once soo cool ! )
1	Morning Nancy you sound bright eyed and bushy tailed
1	I just love Mexican beauties ! Now I'm digging Cuba's representant in ME .. She's from " Mexland " Who are you digging now ?
0	I guess it's cool if it rains the last day I'm at the beach #NOT #rainraingoaway
1	theres alot to be said 4 a full service
0	Doughnut at the Wire comparing All Tomorrow’s Parties with concentration camps . That’s the way to beat the Tories next year #not #ffs
1	Finals rematchhhhhhhhhh . \nGo spurs . \n #not band wagon jumping -_- \n #but spurs deserve this . \n#
0	Off 2 do few things Tough fibro day Want to take flag/flowers 2 my folks grave Last yr I bot a gr8 pot of flowers that held thru OCT
0	SKITTLES ! Happy me . I havent sleep in so long there are bruses under my eyes .
0	Last day of camp
0	Wow the pacers are playing so well right now #not
0	Is doing shitty coursework
0	Wonder why she decided to cover her head though ! #Irony
1	please tell me you brought me some for our marathon !! Or atleast the recipe !!! Mmm mint choc chip
1	I hope u 2 have fun !
0	At least u have an excuse cuz I was gonna be disappointed in u for only wanting to go to 1 NXNE show . I arrive in TO & u leave
0	needs some romano cheese for my pasta .
0	Having a family where I get 1000 questions just for hanging out with a guy is cool #not
1	ok tweet more #140f . i think they'll go into my faves one by one
1	is looking at her bank account and pay day came early
0	Someone just left me a kitten Is really cute looks like Yunna but I can't keep it , we have 7 cats and Furi Kuri doesn't want it here
1	That was the best pie i have ever had .... well , i do like lemon pies more ... I think I'm going for a run and you are all going to sleep GN
0	Sorry to hear that , Judi . Feel better soon !
0	They trying to take me down but I'm standing tall like the Statue of Liberty #Not normal
0	You Just Have So Much Room To Talk About Someone Else Don't You ! #not
1	YeaH ! Got Bunch of friends in Toronto . It is quite cool there . Mad chill peeps
1	dad's birthday today
1	is falling asleep to the sound of a million frogs .
1	Will you be phone shopping on Friday ? Or are you at Silverstone ? Phone shopping Monday ?
0	i used to be a chemist ! i'm still RSC younger members rep for NI , for another year or so anyway , then all ties will be cut
0	Bed early . have to be at the airport by 5am . our exchange student is going back to Switzerland ! BOOOO !!!!!
1	You are too kind ! Thank you so much ! * buddy hug *
1	My legs are outdoors ! as far as my wireless will stretch
1	Sopranos is one of my favourite shows , so I'll be sure to check Brotherhood out
1	what is fine ? saturday party at my kitchen YOU KNOW ? can you came after your date ?
1	It's a fun process & it gets me away from the computer BUT is becoming a BIGGER job than intended ... as always
1	i know that da day which wake up da power in u will come
1	Great the way she told everyone it actually rode over her ... fib lols ... tangled webs etc
1	Me and decorating don't mix . I can tell you that's it's sunshine and blue skies in Edinburgh
1	dont forget to buy the new album off the jonas brothers 2morrow i ama get mines as soon as i wake up 2morrow so dont forget ok go buy it
1	there was moonshine involved in that last tweet happy 2 be with
1	oh that's cute ! I think that you have too very much swaggady daggady ! #i #am #not #sober
1	dinner with the birthday girl
1	need a laugh ? read my background i wish i had a seven year old mind
1	Anyone giving away an iphone lol i really want one anyone generous =]
0	My dad decided to take me out in public today ... Great #sarcasm #postprom
1	Word up ! Thanks for the faith !
1	removed the last tweet , I just read some parts and got swayed
1	muhahahaaaa . p.s i will be up in brisbane tomorrow . i'll be able to meet you anytime after 12
0	Krffdjeufgd !!! Ummm ... Im not loving the world right now .
0	Oh so you're moody today ? Oh you POOR little thing ! #sarcasm
0	That hoe just has nothing else better do , but bring up old shit . Lol that they had nothing to do with haha #VeryClassy #Not !!!
1	the little birdies go tweet tweet tweet .
1	yay rides here
0	thank you anyways !
0	RT : Spend spend spend like there's no tomorrow ! Keep the populace happy and when the proverbial excrement hits the fan , blame…
0	jst woke up to a cloudy mornin
0	- my poor hubba , exhausted after his surgery
0	I've only expected about 20 commits by now ... TT is falling behind here #Sarcasm
0	It's always nice getting a visit from the rich and famous of metro detroit at work #not
1	srry like I said didn't mean to make you fall . I accidently pushed you to hard
0	will miss you tonight
0	Governor Downgrade has been busy campaigning for fiscal conservatives . #irony
1	Pssh . Im lostening 2 nevershoutnever ahhh i luv him
1	hey everyone
0	RT : “ : Hashtag should be #Arrogance or #Irony . Shannon might be mentally unfit . #2A
1	no jesus thing , just how i am , alone and outcast ,, never did well in crowds , always too quiet , maybe why I love to write
0	no literally the text book must have been written by people on crack it's actually hilarious how little sense it makes
0	If you send me a billion flyers telling me to ' vote for you ' , I will NOT be voting for you , you wasteful bugger . #PoliticiansAreGreat #not
0	Got a twitter and downelink account and have no clue what Im doing on either
1	qud what r u doinq so feines xDDD
1	Vultures ... actually most animals that hunt
0	An AT&T delay ??? No way ! #sarcasm
0	Oh yes it does , I guess :-s My safari is doing fine but firefox suddenly turned dumb Who to blame ??
0	And ... no one's home . Typing up coaching thing , sending it out , laying out by the pool . No work today . Wish Jeff was here
0	Everyone's talking about how fun there Friday has been and I'm just chillin in a tractor ! Yup so fun !! #not
0	i put on oil ! : L and sat out all day ! but im in SO much freekin pain now ! i wish - i ate them all when i was chilling ! haha
0	, we owe you something for all you positive encouragement #sarcasm #stilllaughing
1	MTV awards were great congratz to all that got awards .
1	they should ban mikes first . thats a more established weapon in india
1	where you from ... ya''l call it pop ?
0	had some boots with such slippery soles that I fell over in them about 15 times . Shop wouldn't take them back
0	i swear when i get home after work im going to pass out #work hard #not great sleep last night #yup
0	hope so that's why I'm trying to be friends with them now lols . If not I'd be dead for my year 2 and 3 ...
1	Can I now delete the friends you added to my facebook account when I wasn't looking ? or shall I up the prank stakes ?
1	at my house with
1	haha , really ? thanks
1	Actually , a puppy is too much expensive ... Who wants to buy me a teddy bear ??? It's cheaper , and i can call it Catatau too !! ( y )
0	ugh so late and im up i cant sleep dis is ridiculous
1	so , fun after party ' ey ? Given a shout out to ya cuz you rock ! Happy Mothers Day .... take some time and enjoy ...
0	wants some of the emonade at Jamaican resturant but they were closed today ... No fair so ready to get back home and make some $$$
1	Yeah me too , especially now that I'm almost done .
0	good thinking ! I think we have to wait for a certain publication to get the exclusive before we all run panting to cover . #not
0	My life is literally just full of a shitload of failures ahhhhh #parentsmustbesoproud #not
1	you know you my " Yay Area " crush
0	Just had a great weekend ! But this wisdom tooth is killing me .
0	I have enough chunks of code that I wrote open that I'm in danger of becoming a developer . #irony ?
0	Moving day
0	hate you
1	Ad : how do you guys handle fax ? i want to receive them via email . no hassle . anyone tried MyFax ? -RED
1	You , too
1	- Thx to a tweet from I bought snow boots , gloves and beanie from ALDI for $45 total
1	i think ill be doin the same m8
0	well where r u and the others like u ? tired of getting my heart broken !
0	Oh , and back , but busy . No news updates . Sorry Lots going on though ! Iran , civil rights , health care debate ... good time to be an activist !
1	Hey People I'm Just Awake ! I am so Tired Because Of Darraghs Snoring !
0	That moment when your parents ruin your plans for the day ! #thanks #not #notcool #terrible
0	Only photos and music on my computer : SU Naked Run 2009 & a goodbye/breakup type of mix . All is lost but this .
1	telah merasa lebih lega , dan yakin . I know I always have You .. thank You
0	nobody is a dick here , I will not have it . #not #have #it
0	is poorly sick boo
0	needs to buy Degrassi on DVD , it'll be so expensive tho
0	awww idk , it's like no one likes where they live .. haha
0	what's wrong ?
1	: going home from work !
1	LOL the rest of the world reading the Trending Topics , not knowing what QLD is . Explain yourself Australia ! You're so mysterious !
0	yeah , this one exactly . #TFIOS #tfioscountdown #irony pic.twitter.com/vbcdzHTr1j
1	“ : pic.twitter.com/5juLvOYX59” but more so from a book rejecting material possessions and wealth #irony
1	hahaha yay emily i m cool
0	beautiful morning !! Hope it doesn't rain
0	Weird that I tweeted that at a gas station ... #irony
0	has wasted a whole day waiting for something that in my heart i knew would never happen . back to square one .. think i might become a nun
1	eating nutella on waffles !
1	Yes , yes and triple YES
1	taylor swift .. by far the best concert i've been to yet .
1	Calling it a night .... talk to yall tomorrow
1	Good morning . Get up ! Feel good ! Pray ! Dont be wrinkled with burden .. Smile ! God can give you a facelift !! Lets go !
0	My wife won't let me live tweet her labor . #sorrytodisappoint #sarcasm #somepeoplearereallydense
1	.. Very quiet in twitterland this morning .. Just bought some running shoes
0	swine flu in la salle .. geez .. that is not so nice .
0	Work gym badminton football beer night out ! Looking forward to work tomorrow #not
1	dinner w dad ... yummy n he totes understanding naow ! offf to st lolol to habgz for a bit bleh
0	headache ... going to bed
0	- yep ! I'm sure Cesc's missus would just love living in Manchester #Not !
0	Pretty cool when your phone screen turns blue and purple when you touch it .... #not
1	Getting fitted for bridesmaid dresses with lacee alysa cory aaron and mikela
1	I saw a toddler shoe in the road today ! Reminded me of you and your family ( in a totally non creepy way ! )
1	Thx for asking ! I'm doing fine- lots of running and lots of fishing . I'll be going running at lunch today if I can sneak out
1	hey baby am i crazy or was u giving me the eye , u said maybe well u crazy
1	not bad at all , it has some very cool fx .
1	Well , my dear , glad I could make you laugh ! And we are all friends here that have not met yet , right ? LoL
1	Ughhh . Studying for finals this sucks . But 2 Days of school left YESSSS !
1	soooo bored , listenin 2 pixie lott , one of my new favs now xxx
0	I'm really really happy that is not spending the night with me like she said she was going too . So happy ! #sarcastictwee
0	So , so happy to learn Sodexho is replacing Cedar Rapids Kernels as concessionaire at C.R. Ice Arena . #RiderTownUSA #Kernels #Sarcasm
1	Human beings are emotional creatures , so to speak . --- 「人間はいわば感� に左右される生き物である」
0	Wow I love how allllll my roommates decide to leave the same weekend to go home and I'll be in my apartment alone .. #Not
0	Taking care of aiden . He has a fever ! last time it was 101.3
1	is eating Hansel Mocha Sandwich , one of my favorite childhood snacks .
1	#liesgirlstell " Why wouldn't I wear these 6 inch stilettos ? They're the most comfortable pair I own ! " " but we're camping ! " Luv my heels !
1	birthday party tonight
0	Taking a light revision break and watching videos of concrete testing on YouTube . Bet you wish you did my course #not #civilengineering
1	first day of work -- coffee in hand & i'm ready to go
0	Draft grades are about as useful as windows in a Navy submarine .
1	gettingready & mall with laur and torii
1	Heyy Frankie (: are you excited for the 19th at hampden park ? im going and extra exccited yous are playing there wb x
0	Best part of cycling two days in a row in rain is riding in wet shoes #NOT !!!
0	I want to do homework but I haven't recieved the email saying which problems to do !
0	have fun at camp all summer , your girlfriend will stay faithful #not
1	Gonna go to the pub ... anyone wanna follow ?
1	just got up ! spent all yesterday recovering from a hangover and today still cannot be bothered to do anything ! haha !!!
1	yes ! We'll give you the tour
0	I have never felt so sick in my life
0	Off the to talk about this year's Christmas decoration install . #not all ready ...
0	RT : So the Integrity Commission want us to break an election promise . Hmm . #irony #politas
0	gga I know went told everybody I owe #Not
0	Jason you are literally so funny #sarcasm
1	time to light that splif
0	My dad is so nervous that he is pacing ... So that makes me feel better #Not
1	Nice phone call from my mam . Get up and get thro #painting #yey #not - but it will look good tho
1	wow ! Good company to be in !
0	Wassup wit all these guys I been seeing wearing these lil ass shorts lately #not cool
0	Good Morning Lore , was it you who just talked on Joe FM ??? I Listen to the straem but can't understand anything Congratulations !
0	event weekends are like mandatory , but my dad is pissed about it so yay #not
0	Need yo do some shopping then need to do the huge amounts of work i've been asked to do over this weekend
1	You do know Porcupine Tree has been around since 1990 or so , right ?
0	is hungry anyone up for some foooood
0	just threw up gonna be a great exam ...
1	#followfriday for awesome tips about design and development .. sweet/geeky/great eyes and an awesome friend too
0	Somehow I have managed to sober up and now I remember how crap I felt pre drink
0	missin my kids
1	Guten Morgen und guten Appetit
0	And Global Warming Summit was in the midst of a blizzard . #Irony
1	just sittin watchin england beat kazachstan gonna be 3 nil me thinks
0	Someone is being noisy in the parking lot .. Trying to sleep . Heading to St. Augustine in the AM .
0	Is fed up with researching and writing essays and preparing seminars ...... 3 more years of this !
1	Anything Shanaynay ! Like how to dress , impress , cook , drive , seduse
0	I can't get it off work Are you going to any of them ?
0	where's the pool ? i need one
1	- Wow ! Haha so texting really does have its downsides
1	Sitting outside ... Beside our cars , lol talking about the same thing somehow is different everytime .
1	How far have * you * traveled to open a can of whoop-ass ? Today's flying time will be 3 hours , 47 minutes .
0	I feel you on that ... I'm about to lay it down in a little bit ... despite the fact that my back is in knots like a pretzel
1	I also love the clothes are they girl brands ? I've never heard of them ? :/ TAKE PICTURES !!!!
1	yep it's awesome I hope you enjoy it .
1	get some sleep so we can have dinner and u will still have time to go to work princess
0	great time tonight at the Mini-UP with . No wi-fi Houston United Way #UP09
1	Great job
1	Awesome ! Seeing it at Rosedale at 10:10 myself
0	Girls make me laugh . Do you seriously enjoy that attention from douchebags that just want in your pants ? #classy #not
0	you said you love darkskin but your Avi is not showing it . A big #Irony
0	RT : Who's ready for the first day of IB testing ?? Whoot whoot !! #sarcasm
1	no doubt !! That will b a must
1	I know , but I wanna finish bsg first
0	I think it's about time you became my personal trainer . Will pay you in baked goods #irony #ohwell #sayyes lol
1	very cute cards
0	I love when teachers purposefully try to lower the class average . #sarcasm
0	dude you're fucking hilarious and have such an interesting life #not
0	Walking past Selwood's Riverside Choral on my way to church #irony #blessed
1	my mum was doing waitressing last night a wedding , julian rhind-tutt aka mac from green wing was a guest there ! i have his place name
1	Kinda unfinished needs the High Torque built in , LED lights and hood ( audi TT ) mounted . #rc #rc -cars
0	had to cancel houston gas going up and now without a van things are getting rough . more pre-production and hopefully atlanta in 7days
0	at the pool with my sisters kiddos and there's a 9 year old with way bigger boobs than me . #confidencebooster #not
1	feels sleepier than hungry . he's going to bed without supper now . gnight everyone !
0	Every once in awhile i get lucky and can go visit my mom or go to the doctors office or the store . #yay #not
1	At a high school grad party for a cousin . But the ceremony is tomorrow . Boycott ? Return the presents ? Congrats Louis !
1	Hey , hey it's Saturday
1	ahhh that is because u guys probably haven't tried Cuban Pizza
0	Sorry ! But personally , I'd rather be where you are !
0	Man I have lovvvvvvvvved Demers these last few games #Sarcasm #IveSeenVaccuumsSuckLess
1	We just saw them on your fb , I like them
0	I have rather woken up with really bad hayfever or a cold !! #Great !!! #Not !!!!
0	I'm having such a great first day of summer #not
1	lol bless ' em i'm still gunna catnap Marvin hes sooooo adorable !!! im good thank you how are you ? xxx
1	is enjoying the quiet . Oh fanfic here I come .
0	If secularisation comes up on Tuesday there is a God #irony
1	I give pretty good advice if i do say so my self !
1	meoww ;3 you should get tweet deck looove <3
0	Eff boy-on-key she is the worst tranny EVER !
0	Yay for Jon and Kate + 8 ! boo for having to work at 10am
0	ugggh im so mad i couldnt make it to Greensboro tonight .... COME TO FAYETTEVILLE !!!!!
1	Hahaa , a bit less impressive that outside the Googelplex , but cool nonetheless
0	Probably should have gotten a photo with my mentor yesterday ! Lol #Not
0	In queue at paul smith warehouse sale . 100 deep should've got here earlier as it looks like a long wait
1	is trying to figure this out , while taking care of all the STAND stuff he needs to do
1	You sound like rubbish ! Dissing my unco cake haha . Btw it tastes ' eatable ' when smothered in icecream
0	Yup . I can totally see how much she loves you #butno #sarcasm
1	Oh , good ! Let me know how that goes . Biz has definitely picked up over here . Super busy these days !
1	will sign in now and get them xx
1	watching Hangover at lbtc with some bums aka allan&Z&El
0	just been attacked by a massive bee
1	twitter literally ALWAYS tells me about your tweets . This would be a good example of why I don't complain about it
0	omg Sydney Broke up with you ? OMG i am sooo sorry
0	Anyone saying that the Thunder need to get rid of Westbrook ... Yeah it's bad to have 2 of the best players in the league #not
1	umm okay .. green tea from china is new for me
0	feels rubbish !
0	doesnt it mean thank god its friday ? I always thoght it did :s Thanks for replying to my last one take it you wont miss me
0	Hmmm ... so maybe scuba diving was t the best answer to give as to why I'm still awake #sarcasm
0	wondering why my blackberry isn't receiving tweets ?!? no updates since last night . i need my tweets !
0	Chopped Canada aaaaallllllmosttttt motivates me to actually cook for myself #WhataYaKnow #not #Cerealitis #solideffort #lackappetite
0	The terrorist who declared creation of #Pakistan the biggest mistake in da history of mankind z begging for nadra card #MQM #karachi #irony
1	getting my ps3 shortly gonna be rocking out on inFamous tonight
1	at vista in the curve , doing a decade check-up . wow last time i was here was in 2000 man . damn ! boy have they advanced
0	Seriously need to go to #sleep ... #forreal but I'm #not even #sleepy tho
1	backk twas a good catching up . now heading to shower and then wedding dinner !! )
0	cant sleep too hot maybe ill listen to my ipod
1	that's awesome . let me know if you need me for anything !
0	I just love coming home to an apartment that smells like smoke thanks to my neighbors that smoke . #Not
1	LOL . That was a good one !
0	#not just cavalli #shame on cavalli #take off just logo #sufi rights#
0	majorly freaking out
1	I'm still waiting , Kevin . I live in PST .
1	wow that sounds gorgeous !
0	Work outside of town now and missing those " This and That days " .
0	Looking forward to all the analysis tonight from the many boxing experts ' that I follow \n #not
1	long day but a good one order your positive side shirts now !!! !!!!
0	All Daleks speak German , actually . I would , but the translator's broken . It appealed to Creator , so ...
1	Just watched your new videos Congrats on the weight loss , you can do it ! & lucky you going on holiday ! xx
0	wait , we didn't scratch him ?! #sarcasm
1	Thanks , Lynn ! It should be a good incentive for me to market my work
0	I loved you ... got mad when you were voted off . I'll have to say it was a bad song choice , unfortunately !
1	haha yeah , it's just one of those movies !
1	Someone said that my grandpa studied under Einstein . I've yet to verify it but ... it does explain a lot .
0	yes they do need it ! Neda is the young woman who was murdered in Iran on Saturday ... by the authorities
1	' Twas good advice you gave her - I read her bio and immediately thought " aspiring " as well
0	duh , I know you're extremely jealous and wish you had stayed home . #not #ihateyou
0	Hahahahahahahaha you'd be a better DJ than they . #irony Haha they just went in on a DJ business together ...
1	typing a little css goodness
1	Goodnight everyone ! See you soon
1	" more than enough ? " HA I know when I've worn out my welcome
1	No prob Chelsea ! Its actually such a good song im proud of turning it up loud when I drive around the city Your the best
0	I never know what to say when a guy hits on me ... Haha #lonerlife #ilikecats #not
0	just packed her mini van with dorm stuff for the last time until august
0	Hard to find a new job in this climate ! Check out what I started doing when I left my job
1	Great weather here too ... so excited sunscreen , yes ... must remember that too !
0	Cam makes me feel so good about myself #not ... apparently all I'm good for is making people laugh from my own stupidity !
1	Nice work ! That is fantastic
0	And yet the state is still broke
0	i wanna go to astra awareds but not allowed so sadd ..
1	- HA ! WIN ! Hope you've been flicking the Vs at people as well ;) I'm helping to destroy the living room at the moment ...
0	is waiting patiently for to come home
0	Suddenly , a #fog covers #the \n . com ⌘\n #area . free \n follow \n #not
1	Yay the internet is working !!!
0	Watching law abiding citizen since the games already over . Bye lance , maybe next year #not #joker
0	" Last Week Tonight " is the best thing on TV hands down . John Oliver is brilliant . #sarcasm #reality #johnnyoneilisthehost
0	I am so happy that there is no food in my house ! #not
0	.. late nigh outs caught up to me .... sickk
1	School tommorow , Can't wait acctualy . I'm such a geek But atleast I get to see everyone ! x
0	Im not gonna get to see the dodgers play tonight cant risk the vocals with this crazy weather . it rained today and its too breezy .
0	Shit I forgot to update my blog
1	1 day to go and physcis is officially out of my life forever !!!
0	at least it wasn't The Beaver . And our school didn't allow dances . #RisqueHSYearbookNames #irony
0	I don't have the link anymore .
0	Really ? That makes me selfishly happy ; I was so gutted I couldn't go today to see her ! Sorry for you though .
1	Divercity to winn me thinkss x
1	well , my pic took about half an hour to show .
1	have a great visit with your parents !
0	I don't need Google , my daughter knows everything I will just ask her . #sarcasm
1	Heading to Ryans basketball and sitting in the back of the ute with Ash and Dani laughing our heads off
0	Watching TV <3 I ? m desperate
0	Being the dd for your mom at her friends party on a Saturday night , ya I'm the a pretty cool teenager with lots to do on Saturday night #Not
0	packing my luggage .. sms-ing him ~ <3 relaxing music ... hell .... im really missing someone
1	they have everything to fear from me , I am totally gay acting !
0	Apparently I'm a mind reader now , watch out . #sarcasm
0	Oh-em-gee !! Just finished reading " My sisters keeper " & is beyond sadd !!! and now everything makes sense !! Can't wait to see the movie !
0	Busiest day/afternoon ever ... went to hospital , a cafe , shopping , and home ... and no i didn't make it to the hairdresser
1	lol silly gooseling (: so how was your day ?
0	" : The page committed to diversity is 2/3 white people #irony pic.twitter.com/Gq3u60QnXe " #OnlyAtHazen
1	- i probably shouldn't say that because he probably knows someone from some random country who can hack twitter ...
0	The ‘Best of Both Worlds’ suits ' ex-socialist ' Baron Reid of Cardowan #yesscot #indyref #Irony - the taste of IrnBru ...
1	Hehe , I guess it's karma's way of patting you on the back
1	Ok tweeps my hour was over three hours ago . Bout 2 finish writin .. if u need me txt it bbl !
1	heheheh I glanced at your stop smoking tweet ... thought it said , " with the help of this elbow " heheh I filled in " 2 the head "
0	Double damn - heading for the gym at half-time but I won't be looking for the game
0	Pretty ironic you sent the message that included the words " grow up " when… . //you// sent the message . #Irony
0	Installing sp2 for vista , says it could take over an hour . What the hell am I supposed to do for over an hour ?
0	knee still not ready good luck to my squad pacrim all stars
0	I love #ProfessorLayton , but why does the story never make sense ? It's an adventure game in which you solve logic puzzles #irony #confused
1	no prob Britt !
0	Marriott with 1 pitch 1 out . Good start for the come back . Lol #Not
0	RT : Guys these PARCC tests are just so productive and not prone to malfunction at all ! #Sarcasm
0	the other 50% is the driving force of the economy #not
1	Taking my boo to disneyland for the first time ! mickeyyy here I commmee !
0	love hearing guys ' true intentions . #yeahright . #fuckyouverymuch . #byebye .
0	doesn't want to work all day tomorrow
0	Booo not for me its ok I don't find the new features very amusing anyway .
0	have a good show today ! i cant make it it sucks balls ! but put lots of pics up !
0	Getting ready 2 go 2 bed YAWN . 2moros the 1st day of the last two weeks of school b4 finals gotta make these weeks last 4ever <3
1	lowes & then some car browsing , sounds like a good saturday to me .
1	Can't wait for the album
0	crastor's keep is where it's at ! #sarcasm
0	Thinking i should be doing more than ust taking summer classes
1	I won't be there in person but technologically present in many ways
0	really really reaaally wants to go to centrestage camp
1	hey hun goodmorning well afternoon to u 2 !
0	Hmmm ... new code isn't better . Just different problems ! Guess I'm going to have to give up for now and finish this website for tomorrow
1	Yeah , I had an excellent time I'm hoping we can persuade Kev to host more events now ;) Did you enjoy yourself ?
0	Google search : European minks , so cute but endangered
1	oh come on ! Babyboy can be anybody's nick name ! So chill out ! Lol thanks 4 Da info . lol
0	I feel so hurt !!!!
0	But how will the whole world know you go to the gym unless you snapchat while you're there . I mean DUH . #Sarcasm
1	Haha ! I get what you mean Especially when you're surrounded by fangirls XD * dies at ohno top secret gif *
0	I find it ironic and strange that people drive to a place to workout ... #irony #society
1	hey marisa , my computer is gay , wanna put a picture on here fore me text me and ill give you the pass and stuff .
1	excited about how fucking wasted im gunna get tomorrow night ( yeah ... weekend alcoholic )
0	Not being able to breath is just the best #not
0	It hurts so bad
1	TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTYETH update butches
0	#mystudentsareawesome #irony pic.twitter.com/a0dgm9TaJ1
0	Yeah , 17 years is a hard habit to break .
0	RT : #Irony is when literate youth in India are part of Community\Caste groups on FB . And they speak about Politicians being Comm…
0	Can't recall when was the the last time our room temperature is at 31.0 Celsius at night . Is Earth really burning up ?
1	No , I think that is a good thing . Rasputin was a great psychic ... he will know your actual arrival time before takeoff
1	i get what i want , yes . thus stepford-ish behavior you see . how are you ? ham and sausages much ? : ...
1	- ahhhhhhhhh !!!!!!! i just got 4 teeth pulled out this week ! and i have those pants lol
0	Aawww poor little guy
0	Not being replyed to is the best feeling ever !! #not
1	Husbear brought home flowers for the sick wife
1	eat my dinner ... yum
0	- Give Spider a kiss !!! - WHAT about giving me a kiss ? - Hope you're not to achy hun , likewise babes sweet well and dreams , x
0	why arent you answering me on skype
1	Well good night twitterers Lmao ... Another great day lets see Wut tomorrow brings lol lol
0	Clearly an advertisement #irony #unsubscribed
0	Movie #3 . Beth is about to die .
1	Blowing this popsicle stand ... Double date tonight and hopefully pool time tomorrow !
0	No one knows who invented the fire hydrant , because its patent was destroyed in a fire . #irony #RVA
0	I rarely do ! #fear #commonsense #not Thanks for the shout out .
0	no I gotta work night audit this weekend and the next we need to hire someone asap to work this shift
0	Haven't had cough since my bronchitis incident he he brings back such sweet memories #not
1	great time to join the twitter fam !!! yay keep everyone posted
0	building puzzles in iowa with and not you
1	.. so excited for Monday .
0	Good one . #sarcasm #bcedchat
0	It's sporadic , but I do get them . It's unpredicable as to when
1	says good morning everyone !
0	Why are you there ?
1	It's fun . Tends to be more common among older ladies .
1	I am such a happy Hippy today
0	My mornings are always just so peachy , goes right along with the rest of my day perfectly . #not
0	sad to hear the Air France airbus crashing in the Atlantic .. thoughts & prayers go to the 228 victims & their families
0	you both hate me don't you ? how was the trip ?
0	The current UPA govt has no control over the LAC with chinese aggression virtually eating into our territory . #NeechKarmOfCongress
0	Just got an email from someone that said their email was " nunya@bidness.com . " You're so clever . #not
1	lol ! Old tweet ! But ur bf is also a tv actor .. n even i wanted him to win n so did u .. #irony
1	Take your clothes off then . YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE SUGGESTION ! Sara will appreciate this one .
0	Somebody take me to the concert too nuh so we could hug up n slow dance lol #not
0	My Barry Zito lost boo hoo . Love him any way . I dont hate ,,, He still is the man . Steve-o is gone DWTS stars wont be the same
0	contemplating either a bacon sandwich or a full fry up - touch choice
1	It is toooooooo oooooo ooooooOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOoooooooo H.O.T to work !!!! I demand a siesta !!!!
0	so just 100 topics of first module & 86 topics of second to be completed in 15 days . Yeah , not a big deal . IT'S BETTER TO DIE . #sarcasm
1	saw Hannah Montana Movie today !! was the best !!!!!! was AWESOMEEEEEE !!!!!! Hannah and Miley RockS ! lol
0	The MW was when u were telling me how u get the cute little symbols . I tried ' s way but it didn't work .
1	Sat eating a picnic after finishing our Race For Life Did it in under an hour . Amazing day .
1	Same status as
1	That sucks seriously ... time to nudge David a bit . I've got a cure for your Canon blues ... Nikon
1	you should see me in person !!!!
0	what a bad taste in mouth .. my shipping of 400d delayed
0	i wish i knew what was going on in Lost
1	singing with linda <333333333333333333333
0	Watching mulan rouge . It makes me want to cry
1	going to the worlds most southernistttt townn to visit my grandparents todayyy !
1	yeah I know what you mean . Let me know if you get 1 and how it is
0	relaxin at javs pad watching music videos about to pass out in the couch , no SD for us today
1	Running my first Adobe AIR application .. Ohh itz just a Hello World application
1	my sisters buying me a hoody from her university , best . sister . ever
1	loveyou to <3
0	the gig was undoubtedly great ! wish i was there ... beezneez such a drag sometimes .. rockon
1	THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR #FF LOVE ! have to sleep now , will continue the #FF tomorrow ! take care ! blessings ! (",) GOOD NIGHT TWITTERVILLE
0	things are heating up in the Tony Jones fandom . #sarcasm
1	Yay starting to feel better finally ! #ill #dying #not #so #much #better #tonsillitis
1	Aye tis true
1	on my way to the glass house
1	Back home
1	why ?? it feels soooo good ! lol na it's all good i might let him win next time ... maybe
1	yum grass between the toes
1	HAPPY BIRTHDAY BASIC , I LOVE U BAE . HAPPY 18 lets go clubbing soon #not SERIOUSLY WE ARE GOING OUT THIS WEEKEND I PAY
1	At KEO in York , celebrating my bday & enjoying some S . African wine w/ .
1	And this gives Fedex a chance to win the RG09 ! and i'm so looking forward to it !
1	This is just a thought cuz idk if i'll be able to afford it then , but how romantic would it be if i had an engagement ring on 5/3/11 ?
0	What a fine example of a human being .. AND he coaches young people - even better #not
1	thanks so much !
1	A couple days in should be nice ... Hopefully its worry free and relaxing
0	chem exam tomorrow
1	haha yew im #1 fanks kids so i guess im a twitter whore now haha
0	24 hrs until I leave for Dallas not packed yet ... spending my precious time where u may ask ? American Girl of course ....
1	and the haters say u r a bad Idol . Mhm yeah . #not \nIlysm . Maybe , i will have a follow from u one day
0	Throwing up
0	I am perturbed by my neck hair
0	yeah i'm going there this afternoon . taking deep breaths that play will refund . loads else to do though too
0	last memorial day weekend Frankie threw a dead stingray at me . Moira I've gotta tell u it was #not #awesome
0	omg a roach was in my room for the first time ever in this apartment today . I hope I don't have Patricia luck next
1	Up to you , but Dress ! = Hide armor to me
1	You're always welcome , especially when it's true .
0	didnt go 2 church this morning ... dnt feel 2 good but im up studying 4 finals 2moro latin is gonna b hard .. & theology is gonna b ez
1	ashton's solo in don't stop literally gives me chills ( the good type )
1	no longer amia moretti ..... amia miley baby ! and just made my very first twitter page
0	On ma laptop and very very bored !
0	MBP screen won't turn on . Guess I'll take it to the mac DR in the morning .
1	Omg putting in game codes manually takes foreverrrrrrrr .... but will be SO worth it .
0	Welp , another double at with today . Goin back on at 5 ! #tired #work #poor #makingmoney #not #hmu
0	Thanks ! WestinPDA seems slower . #e2conf
0	stressed out !!! ... No place to find to live and I have 2 weeks left
1	oohh .. i love how his school makes ALL the diifferencee ;) haha ! ringg him bitchhhhhh ( Y )
0	iPhone update 3.0 scheduled cor hume 17th ... They have only 12 hours left , I can't download it yet
1	:O what kind of site !? being a webmaster is so much work so gl gl gl
0	I miss you too . <3
1	I found a dollar in the parking lot after work tonight ! HA !
1	yes he was !
0	North where North ... North of Scotland is beautiful ... sometimes the weather is nasty thooo , need waterproofs
1	Followed . #andyhurleyday #andyhurleyday #andyhurleyday
1	Lol Becky I'm Glad This Amuses You
1	good morning !
0	that's probably it . NTFS .
0	lmao . I have to ! He was trying & then asking about my discount at work & when we're going shopping . #not
1	Good Luck ! You will do finee .
0	I don't even know if I can make it to midnight . So tired . #Birthday #Irony
0	jewdie ! Im on effing quarters so I'm not done until June 12 -
1	Lovely Rainy Weather As usual In England Cant Wait for Holiday in Toronto x
1	hope sharapova and fed will win the french open .... they just have to believe
1	calling someone out for being a grown man when you yourself obsess and write about something you have no control over . #irony
0	sitting at work and looking at the BIG sun outside .. wanna go out and play :p
1	whos uppppp ? talk 2 mee
1	loved your " how to " video
1	Must sleeppppp , but im still having dinner with my friends sunday is THE day . huh
1	hehe . Im scared I might get used to this ! ahah
1	just got back from the beach . love being home
0	Oh shite ! has swine flu
0	bone spur is killing me anyone have suggestions on how to ease the pain ?
0	RT : #Jesus is the main advocate for eternal condemnation to Hell in the Bible . \n\nGreat guy though . #sarcasm
0	on the way to work , hate leaving Megan home alone during the storm
1	At long last it is time for bed . Gym in the morning , golf early afternoon and O's midday 2
1	Absolutely . So who's on HIBACHI quick recap duty following the game ?
1	- both reply with a hi -- unfortunately neither are on !!
0	RT : The more attitude you show to people , the more they will run after you . Easy people are never sought after #facts #Irony
1	Finally able to reset my password
0	You are in London and you're eating SUSHI ?!?! #not
1	They the fuckin best tho !!!
0	can't wait to watch ma snapchat story in the mornin #not #regrets #furysfuckedit #byeskittled #help
1	I'm not sure anyone would want to follow me if I did have a profile
1	Jamming to hall and oates , always reminds me of and his awesome h&o tatts
0	That means BBC America is airing the final season right now . I hope it doesn't end on a cliffhanger .
1	: I can do that and more
1	Have fun !
0	RT : I don't even need to be at a family gathering for a distant relative to ask me if I have a boyfriend #irony
0	you sell cruelty free products but love cruelty filled films ! #irony
1	Ur welcome lol I know ! it's so funny
0	Housework day today - boring but necessary !
1	haha ... how are you
1	Doing pullups on a tree near office , I hear " Wheeee ! " from below-a toddler in a carriage . " Yes , Whee " shy followup from kids mom .
1	try nutella and popcorn its very good !
0	still takes us to main page
0	and these has been not a single drop of rain here in Karachi since Long
0	i am mega broke . like , 25 bucks to my name . i just got done moving apts , spent a fortune on rent/dep and more rent .
1	I luva mah cuzzos ! They can make my worse days better in a way only fam can . Some of us r attached at the hip
1	wow - who knew peonies were so interesting ?
1	I'm sorry I didn't make you sleepy , now you can take the nyquil out ! ... I'm going to sleep ' cause I got to be up in 3 hours ! GN
0	Dorrean double booked again
1	My honey is working hard getting his business off the ground . I can't wait , so I can quit my job and work with him .
1	ha ha ... ok then , s'a deal
0	Long boring dragged out day that will never end , here i come
0	RT : You're about as sharp as a dull , rusted butter knife
1	apparently my hair looked like a squidward when we were swimming ! Ha ha ! Family night yay !
0	You will be in my prayer's tonight Air France Jet passengers . Tweet dreams
0	I figured I'd throw you a proverbial bone broseph . Plus it's dawned on me that you have the disposition to . 1/2
0	so i literally was out for a good 5 min here i'm back to the internet .
1	yes the work is hard in this period but it's normal ! however it gives me many satisfactions !
1	does Bella Thorne have twitter ?
1	NOoo i try to give u an compliment .. like i always do * blinks *
1	Joe's here . Pain is a little less , still seeing a urologist tomorrow to be safe . Cran Juice & Star Trek Deep Space 9 time
1	thank you so much
0	#sarcasm #funnies #quote #card instagram.com/p/nl6kWlnnbY/
1	haha thanks that was nice
0	Well , a wave knocked me into and just my luck . I hurt my nose . Bad . #luck #not #waves #really
0	Im done with dating . All guys are they same . They are all selfish assholes who have the same desires when it comes to girls .
0	RT : Tim Thomas really went nuts with the design on his goalie mask . #blackhawks #HawksTalk #Panthers #sarcasm
0	im sure you'll jason somewhere I didn't but u will tell him I said ' what it do!!'~ haha don't jk
0	Cool people . Nine hours of sleep in 72 hours . #lovinit #NOT
0	
1	The majority of my timeline have #maxout avatars today could get confusing :
0	I burnt my finger on da stove
0	Oh god . I just saw a really fat woman with some super camel toe . The image is burned in my brain ! Do not want !
0	It's down more than up recently .
1	sounds interesting , show it to me over sushi !
1	Morning
0	I've officially given up on men
1	I love Mr. Orozco !!!
0	Watching Clueless will definitely help me to pass my exams #not
0	?? ?? ????? ???? ???????. ????? ????????????. ??? ?? ????????? ? ?.?. ???? ??????, ?? ??? ??? ?????, ? ??????? ????? ? ???? ?????????.
0	yeah you gotta get up for the gym #NOT #sike
1	I just got bedtime stories and am now watching it
0	. North Korea has a lovely economy ; ignore the concentration camps & starvation . #Sarcasm
1	Hey ! you got a twitter yay !! love your picture you look wickied pretty !!!
1	less than a week until kam's house warming partyyyy
0	ubertwitter updates MY posts and EVERYONE's posts it just wont update my friends posts the twitter Gods are against me and I'm bout to b
1	Now I need a slice of caramel cake , Miss Melba !!! I will have to order soon !!!!!
0	I love how the day I decide to dress up for work it pours rain #not #mylife
0	Alabama losing to Kennesaw State truly breaks my heart #Not
0	RT : I'm tired so I make about as much sense as an elephant climbing a tree
0	Everyone is talking to her but me .
0	Sometimes meet-ups are boring . Working alone is bliss ! #irony
0	Nice to known your there when I need you #NotReally #Thanks #Sarcasm
0	i thought that album was a bit of a let down
1	you and your medical maladies ! you're like a magnet !
0	oh dear xx she not well ?
1	20 week scan today with Baby is fine and dandy . Exciting !
0	I withdrew some cash from the bank today via teller . Later I went back to deposit some and the ATM wouldn't take one of the bills ! #irony
1	Going back on eastern time so that I can get a half day's work done before #CA2009 morning sessions . Skipping dine around . Nite all .
0	Hes awesome . Stupid Chris )
0	Everybody wants to hangout with me when I'm at work , but when I'm not #NOT
1	Almost to church . Gonna run M til she cries later . Woo !
1	Oops I mean the rehearsal dinner ..
1	I find that because I'm always looking for ideas , I pay more attention to things than in the past #blogchat
1	Goood Monday Morning ! The weather is awesome this morning !
1	Sweet monday Now at home with cold beer in my hand .
0	Yeah .... #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/0qFwOwNpdS
0	Oy joy . The power is out over a good portion of Mound . Woo . No breakfast for me .
1	Your Welcome
1	Name of the app says ' Secret ' , info says speak freely . #irony
0	Working ... and hoping feels better
1	Getting ready to head out to teach a teen skin care class , will tweet with you all later
1	Up early . Getting ready for my bros graduation ! oh the joy
0	Gooood Morning tweople , another day and I'm strugling with my hayfever !
1	I will in the morning .
1	you should bake her a cake . old people like this haha
0	he doesn't LOOOOOVE me ouch ! hurts .
0	Really nice outside ... I'm stuck at work
0	DLing terminator salvations TS .. finally ! 2 parts though so I play Assassins Creed and listen to poscasts
1	Awesome morning with . She is full of win
0	Still have at least another half hour wait before I can see a doctor . Sad panda .
0	#Tibet is #not being ' developed ' by China's presence but exploited , colonized & assimilated #trueTibet
0	I love randomly waking up in the middle of the night #not #justwannasleep
1	exactly ! as long as u believe it'll happen
0	ha I love when I finish assignments last minute but have no ink to print them !!!! #not
0	It was quite embarrassing to keep putting the weight down while a very pretty and * incredibly * bendy lady was watching
0	back to my real job today That vaca went by way to fast !
0	Ugh ... this is bothering me so much .
0	meeting .. meeting ... god knows when will this get over
0	Inside now watching the footie #worldcupwinners #NOT
0	why is this commute so hard this morning
0	Its here . Maybe i will read it . I bet that i wont . However . Sleepy . Weather is dreary again .
1	yeah ! scared the life out of me ! okay sweetie , have fun tonight ! love you xxx
1	i love you george harrison ! ?
1	Um , congrats to him ? I think .
1	Cheer up A cup
0	Tend to shop on internet but time is a bit tight so trip to Meadowhall ( ick ! ) or a McArthur Glen ( ick ick ) may be on the cards !
1	relaxing trying to sleep early today so i can choreograph and do more things tomorrow
0	RT : I bet the only reason how 50% of the U.S Knows how 2 read is because of Twitter #sarcasm
0	todays my 30th bday .. yuck don't like bdays lol & to top it off my hubbys out of town anyway you'll take pitty & follow me ??
1	of course i mean it ! i love youu
0	RPatz spotted leaving LAX and hounded by paps
0	I love collecting parking tickets . It's like a hobby ... #sarcasm
1	cooking " bob ? de camar ? o " for my father .
0	would love to , but am on my way to work .
0	- i am jealous
1	it sure does ! I like this account ( ) , their tag line is : Better Wired than Tired !
0	At gatwick airport and not even flying made friends with the parking attendant tho so don't have to pay for parking !
0	should do some revision but a film sounds more appealing . Although mother will probably make me revise
1	Can not believe Darcy is walking already .... only 8 months old .... a lot smarter than her dad
0	I wanna fuckin drink !
0	Lol tumblr I wish it could #irony #workingrn pic.twitter.com/vGFFqh2vkL
0	Well , apart from being woefully lonely and not social , it's mostly just sucked in general .
0	Nambu had such potential .
0	RT : Close to open shifts are my favorite !! #regalprobz #sarcasm
1	Is going to watch up
1	off to Wendys . Getting a Coffee toffee twisted frosty !! And a Baconator .
0	I can be away from my phone for an hour and I won't hear from anybody I have such a social life #NOT
1	. i want a caramel frapp !
1	sounds good so far . I'm trying not to think about you too much .
1	woooow long day today ! babysitting , errands errands errands !, shelf/bookcase building ... sleep all day mmmmm cant wait till 5 for sleep !
1	Anything to better your day hun
0	my son has gone home we had such a great time , i'm missing him already
1	Me too ! First saturday off in a very long time !
0	If I had one of those new iPhone 3G S's I'd live tweet from the AGM , if only it were this time NEXT week
0	Doped up on co-codamol and floating , woke up with excrutiating back and leg pains .
0	I use to love " HEROES " the 1st season was amazing I own it ! But then season 2 sucked and I missed 3 but yeah he is !
1	: man seriously .
1	I CANT BREATHE LOOK AT HOW GOOD LINK LOOKS HHHHHHHHHHHHH literally throws up im buyin a wiiu
0	Ah , shit . The knuckle on my right middle finger has started slipping again . I'll straighten the finger out , and then it gets stuck .
1	Best thing was the moussiness ! Very impressive imitation !
1	Allmost summer ! -
1	yayyyyyyy the hangover * waiting * LOL bring it hehe
1	Oh my gosh . My moms cats leg just got stuck in a cord . It was sooo scary . He was making the weirdest noises . But hes okay now .
0	Me , me ! ( watch House-red ) I watched 5 episodes back-to-back . Couldn't stop ! The ending is truly wtf ...
0	It's now officially impossible to build in gMod : not being able to noclip into the ground ruins pretty much everything .
1	just watching the end of a Morse ; then maybe Jurassic Park ... I know how to live , me
1	Trying to get as many updates as Jerry
0	OMG that's awful !! I see the headline now Glad you are okay !!!!
1	u are beautiful too
1	Steamers tonight and then Derricks bday
0	It's Sunday , and my mom woke me up at 10:30 . How hard does that suck ? And , as if it weren't enough , it's raining outside . So today , FML
0	Michelle Obama is having lunch next door to my office . It's had zero affect on traffic or one's ability to cross the street . #sarcasm
0	I'm gonna impress Mr. Torres with my Spanish speaking skills tomorrow . Porque mi habla espangol muy bien ! #NOT
1	Im on my way to the airport ! Bye England ! Up next .... Switzerland ! 4:30 am pickup !
1	Nothing better than having someone else cook for you .
0	This is the first major metro accident that I can remember - wonder what happened
1	i'm writing my sixth lesson today .. hoping that everything is gonna be alright ! good luck to u too sweety
1	Happy birthday poo poo face i love you you know this weekend is gonna be fun !
1	I is indeed Looking forward to art ?
0	Love going to house & coming home with ticks ! #not
0	HUNGRY !!!!!!!!!! I hate this diet
1	At my not-so-little sister's high school graduation . Go Bulldogs
1	Thank you for stopping by Craig . Its good to know that friends are there for you - even if they are way in Japan Thanks for the luv .
1	Is on deck yayyy
0	He's taken a strong shot to the face but he should be okay to carry on #not #cheersgeoff
1	at home
1	Hahaha ! We're both blond ?! AWESOME !
1	thanks for the updates while we watch movies at the mansion . Go lakers !!!!
0	dear martha why are there flourishing lilacs for miles and mine ( 5 yr old ) has only three blooms and appears stunted
1	So this is what it looks like from the back seat of a car ... long time since I was here last
1	Hanging in there , so to speak . Having a good day out west ?
1	Going watch tv
0	hoshit summer clearance sale is on !!! why am i still in school let's go to the mall this week
1	Goodnight all ! ^^
0	yea , but he can catch a football really good !!! #sarcasm #kindof
1	saudades de twittar
0	hopefully !! Money n the bank I got money in da bank ... Sing it w/me ! <3 get a phonneee
1	='( not gonna be on for a few DAYS !! =( thats sad to hear !!.. i just won a contest between sarah on who loves kevin more i won
0	heehee . i love you ! i am tired .
0	i just ate an entire bag of cheese cubes by myself . where's when i need her ?
1	Hahaha . Of all songs , yan pa . Na-LSS din ako dyan before . Ngayon hindi na .
0	My fav movie is chicogo my fav line is - he ran into my knife 10 times ( sarcasm ) #funny #sarcasm #chicogo #fav movie
1	Coffee is our friend
1	Link : " Network " ouvert
1	it gets better , I might need you to do something for me when you get in
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
1	I'm on a bus with homie gee !
0	Nice work officiating tonight ! #Sarcasm #NAHL
0	I wish people liked spending their Friday nights on Netflix like me #no #life #sorry #not #sorry
1	No don't worry , I'll be in England in three weeks #not #missmymytruefriends
1	my first ' star trek ' anything was really entertaining .. now if I can just see Harold fly the enterprise to ' white castle '
0	What a shame I'm going to miss assembly -_- #sarcasm
0	worried about poor moose
1	I think thai is on the cards for dinner tonight
1	yeah concratulation i should do my tests too hehe
1	Still up playin with my new phone
1	Thanks - almost lost your comment , the feed is so fast nowadays
0	Y is this lady eating dry ass cornflakes this bitch better not be able to drink milk .. I think shes making fun of me .. No milk judy
1	wahaha all of the schools ? i thought only philippines has this curriculum thingy ! haha )
1	I'm literally dying over my last tweet . So fucking hilarious .
1	today I woke up , and I found more to luv
1	mmm cold rock
0	my throat has hurt for 3 weeks
1	watching the Simpsons
0	The heat are complaining about the heat ? TF .... #Irony #SpursNation
0	omg ! my cell got turned off ! how embarrassing ... I'll be paying it tomorrow tho .
1	Cool Any idea what project you want to work on ?
0	Really feelin the love from my mom lately .. #not
0	shame on me i hate myself for drinking so much -.-
0	So im already having a hard time fitting all of my clothes in my room , moving into my dorm in the fall is gonna be really fun . #not
0	Yes , this is exactly how I wanted my day to end . #NOT
1	Thanks
1	Eggplant parmesan , spaghetti , meatballs , caesar salad , baguettes , chocolate cake , all home-cooked . It's great to have an Italian mother .
0	my dad is at home this week ... it ? s great .... but next week he has to go i hate his work
0	Yeah , let's all just sit out here with my mom for my birthday . #not
1	i'm sure baby ryan is the best alarm clock
1	watching superbad
1	Day 1 = 5 drinks Day 2 = 4 drinks Day 3 = today
1	- ya gotta go to republic pool at mgm ! we did it for my bachelorette weekend and it's quite the scene ...
0	I am sad that i have to go home from the beach in the morning But Camp AIM starts on Monday ! EEk EEK
1	Management meeting , all afternoon !
0	Bit better today , thank you 2 all those that sent kind wishes ! Still wobbly , but well enough to be writing , if not well enough 4 Wolverine
1	Night of party , well yeah was good
1	you got that right !
0	talking bout pizza . just make me want to eat pizza
1	Heard . Felt . Have got now . Ahhh .
1	eminem just performed , going over to chat with Robert and Cam , going to make a lunch date with them , great night and premiere date too
0	You know what I love ? When people call doctors bekaar or bakwas but are so eager for me to become one . #irony
1	just drinks at home with some new friends i meet on facebook
0	I feel awesome for one moment and then it's stolen for me ... can't even play the piano cause I really hurt my wrists today
0	Its too warm cant sleep
0	Today I was reminded of my most embarrassing sorry so that was fun . #not
1	my cab drivers name was Okay A . Okolo
0	#Irony > Occupier calls another occupier | India may Rename POK as Pak-Occupied Jammu and Kashmir . #Kashmir ndtv.com/article/india/…
0	Midomi sounds fun , but doesn't appear to be free anymore . Not sure I'll try it for $5--that's more than a small Rhodia pad ! ;-)
1	Cocoon Ibiza 10 years teaser almost ready , Ibiza here we come
0	lying in bed in the middle of the day without Matthew
1	When she got closer , I saw that she had already taken her shoes off .
1	IM LITERALLY SHAKING YOU ARE SO NICE ILY SO MUCH YOU DESERVE GOOD THONGS IN LIFE
0	Damn you already stood me up !
1	We have established contact , and she's ... Speaking ! ?
0	I can't imagine no Globe . I'm a native BeanTown girl whose pseudo-godfather was a senior editor there . Sad .
0	Carroll Furniture is now Bingo ? #cenla #yay #sarcasm
0	Come out , Come out , wherever you are ! Sorry if I picked on you too hard You know we still #love you !
1	Only now ? Invisibility is a speciality of mine . You all good then .
1	Alone in the pub now billy no mates
0	hehe like an hr plus .. i work pat pulau sedih jauh frm ibuk da bapa hahah
0	boo . Not everyone gets to watch it live #Tonys
0	ugh , i was tired sir . you came to late
0	Off to bed in the hope that I sleep ! Nowt to do with Mrs B wanting my body again , cycling excites me ! Promise this is the last big ride #NOT
0	I miss you Can't wait to see you at BLogCrush next week .
1	Im back . Great night . Hahaha . Glow sticks , fire , sparklers , marthmellows , trampoline . All ran round like idiots . Neighbours wont sleep
1	- Wait until you come to Argentina in FOUR DAYS !!!!!
0	hates night shift .... and wants to go home
1	" Your bait sucks and your boat is ugly " . On the back of a Pontiac Aztek . Oh , ok brah . Cool story . #Irony instagram.com/p/ol4hJEI6CT/
0	I want some tooo !
1	For those of you who don't know me , get to know me ... I don't disappoint
1	Please don't leave ! I'm gonna miss you all so much ! Btw thanks for Slam Dunk- awesome picture ?
1	Thanks baby Ruth
0	Dad is giving me pointers on how to grill when he burns almost everything he grills #Irony
0	why'd u cut it mang I was hoping ud get an Afro and full face hair and be like Jimi
0	I'm sick of these fuckin school stuffs . waiting for hols coming to town .. and ah , its still about a week to go
1	It's 8:39 am in france I don't slept this night I think of you my angel I sing Primary and I'll make a coffee kiss marjorie
1	everybody loves a comeback this year started out as a dodgy 1 but is turnin in2 a good year 1st barca won the treble n now federer
0	feel sorry for your daughter I am very allergic to mosie bites too
1	Thanks for considering Issuu
0	Bet other teams are shitting themselves watching us now ! #not
1	Anyone know of any good plans for making your own toy boy/chest ? I'm handy , I just need tools .
1	Yip , a famous South African cider . Lol .. Its slogan is : It's dry , but you can drink it .
1	Wow .... your terrible . Lol
1	that's what i thought , but take it as the best part of my growth apart from the education . broadening my horizon , so to speak
1	I own it in black too
1	Thank you precious woman . May you receive that and exceedingly more than you could ever hope for or imagine .
1	Thinking about dying my own hair tomorrow . Gasp ! I love you haley , my only follower
0	i don't wanna go . i'm hardheaded . I was hoping it would improve , but yeah , i can't keep feelin like that
1	Can get access to the link-I know-I'm such a geek ;(( Really want to check it out . Your work ( what I have seen ) is so talented
0	Our Kid is saying he cant get next thursday off so we may be late getting to glasto late
1	omg i luv my converse !
1	i'm with my girlfriends ,
1	just some who was a good friend but now is so fucking stupid i could just bloody hit her .. she pisses me off lol
1	hahah . Just dip the peas/carrots in grease . then you will eat them !
0	Aaaand my neck hurts
1	No no no Perferct night in Lawrence
1	thanks for follow fridaying me dude . preesh
0	We've been getting hammered here in Cincinnati , also . Typical stormy weather in the Midwest Take care . Hope Sam is OK
1	It's weird let me be with a stage five clinger I'd be out ... bt my girl on tht so I don't mind bein home . #irony
0	I was in the living room congratulating myself , when my wife walked in .
1	have faith !
1	Some seafood gumbo .
0	and just below your post ... #irony #YesAllWomen pic.twitter.com/wcj8hlxjjV
1	We are . Wish you were here !
1	hmm die x ckp , but shud be soon .
1	just got home from an AMAZING partyyy
1	downloading some good songs Itunes playing mom's fave music of Dione Warwick^^
0	Missing my father in his B-day
0	I desperately want to leave this party to finish by book but then I came to jabalpur to attend this party ...
1	Knight all .... Tweet ya'll tomorrow
0	I LOVE driving to Farmington just watch my boyfriend play video games . ITS THE BEST . #not
0	i'm always tired i went to bed right after Conan and still snoozed way too long .
1	RYS promo shot is up on flickr
1	Have a great range of t shirts coming out soon , with me on
1	do a live say now tomorrow
1	- That's very cool ! Photography is my favorite hobby Can't wait until it's warm enough to g ...
0	never mind find somebody to love .. can someone find me somebody find me someone to kick insomnia , s ass #not funny
0	Shocked & dismayed to hear of #BNP winning first euro seat - I'm ashamed to be British
1	shortlisting my top 5 nuisances . includes sarcasm and scepticism !! see ...
1	production week is over ! the show was great toniteee
0	This is how I feel right now . #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/5fgAwyK9DR
1	Video : peeeelar : I LOVE THE SONG and it ? s an ? Awww ??? moment .
0	I love sitting in the registry . Everyone is so happy #sarcasm #tothemax #theyneedsomehappymusicandplantsupinhere
0	This performance is so dreadful I can’t be bothered to tweet about it . #bgt #irony
1	I'm going to bed . I have a long day ahead of me tomorrow .
0	I killed a tiny insect by putting my iPhone down on it without realising
1	Just bought a laptop for school in the fall !
1	Sort out my holiday clothes then bed . Thanks again for a lovely week anyone that was there
0	feels that our cavalier lifestyle is slipping away and mundane life as a student returns in a week . DON'T ...
1	cheers guy ! have a good weekend , i know i will gotta go back to school now , grrr . chat sooon
1	why limit your story to 140 ch . Tell all what is annoying you at
0	Just spent 7 hours debugging what looked like our plugin issue . Turns out the crash is caused by Google Gears
1	Yay ! I only need permission from Dr. before I can release my Camino UI
1	i cant wait for summer !! yay !! its gonna be so fun ! but in a way .. kinda lame .. whatev ! lol
0	lunches go by too fast boo hoo
0	" I danced the polka , spun glass , and modeled flower in wax - because she liked accomplishments in girls " -Elizabeth Browning #sarcasm
1	has finished Sunday roast with mums & dads
1	home and exhuasted .. but i had a lot fo fun .
1	I signed up for Twitter .
1	Dhani Tackles the Globe- beautiful man beautiful places ha ha . Awesome travel channel show
0	I just went to a store called " Buckle " looking for a belt buckle . They don't sell them . Why would they ? #Irony
1	it will awe . studying's a bore . but good luck on whatever you're studying for .
0	They told me my glasses would be done in 1-2 weeks . It's almost 3.5 wweks now x_x bleh . I hate underestimates
0	I love that I work Friday , Saturday and Sunday this weekend !! #not
1	good night
0	LOL , I was on cam with it last night . My boyfriend said I look like Sho Nuff .
0	man i need some1 2 call me next time & remind my scatterbrained self . cant believe i missed another chat ! i'm useless LOL
0	Omg I've never seen a rainbow so now let me show everyone on Twitter what a rainbow looks like bc im sure they never seen 1 either #sarcasm
1	Ive discovered via Twitter that pilsbury-can-pop phobia is at an epidemic level .
0	I think my camera is b roken #tragedy
1	is getting ready to go to hyde park
1	watching the softball college world series then hanging out with missyyy !!!
0	we've had such a week dude . it's sad that it ;s come to an end though
0	Teaching Chantelle to make pasta cos I'm too rough and drunk to make it myself should be fun #not
0	really now , i have no life ! hellooo talk to mee pleasee , ugh i wish sleep was possible
0	Thanks to on the TL ... I now have Galaxy Quest on . THIS IS HORRIBLE . #Sarcasm
1	got my brownies from you & Bev . Evil , Evil , Evil and the kids say THANKS - 1 for Each of us , LOL ( whew , glad there are 4 ! )
0	That belongs on your dating profile ! #sarcasm #joking #justkidding #notrealadvice #dooooonotdothat #takeitfromme #mmmmmmmmmmmmkay
1	But I've always loved " Georgia On My Mind . " It'd be awesome if you did that
0	Checking out a bunch of new ( to me ) podcasts over the next few days because I'm bored and the gaps between the ones I like are too big
1	off to satay and footy .
0	Oh I'm so happy that I payed several hundred dollars for textbooks just to get $10 back from just one of them #sarcasm #collegelife
0	hey babe , what did u do today ? anything special for summer solstice ? i miss u
0	nope its still pouring here
1	aah i see . enjoy ur trip ... without mosquito ..
0	it just missed us . I could see the flashes and hear all the rumblings in the distance . I love storms .
1	Nonny is sleeping peacefully in mom's lap now * that * is my favorite way to spen ...
1	will literally be within 3 blocks of my house on the train from New York to Philly ! Peter , the waving idiot will be me .
0	yeah yur really upsetting me today and yes , higher my dear
0	more importantly it's my birthday !!
1	Told Mr. Sherman I was smoking with dev before class and he responds with " oh I didn't know she was in ur smoking group " HA #Irony
1	Who knows what happens if shuttle can't launch on wednesday . more discussions i'm sure
0	Raining day ; the kids are stuck inside and the pool is closed . So said
0	hanging out with Steph and her husband , don't wanna drive all the way back tonight
1	ABOUT TO WATCH jACKASS
0	Can't wait for everyone to say me and my sister look like twins tomorrow #not
0	love your abstract thinking .... but sorry no ... starbucks ? and maybe Ill let you sneak a peak ... ok , not seriously
0	I enjoy nothing more than a tension headache after me working all day #sarcasm
1	ok guys I'm going to take a nice HOT bubble bath to try and relax after that ridiculous drama ... wk n 10 is uploading enjoy it ! loves ya
0	nope ! I was a delegate for US summit . With treatments , I lost track & missed the app deadline for Global Summit . Sooo bummed .
0	I'm sorry Meesterbob Anything we can do to cheer you up ?
0	Flu . . . Again
0	Oh and car out of action , feels like I have lost my left arm
0	OMG ! That pic reminds me of so many things Feeling nostalgic . And when did the autos turn green and yellow ?
1	I am in love . ?????
1	lazyness on a sunday ? oh , yeah ! see y'all l8r
1	Gettin ready to go to sleep ... so happy that a day that was pretty terrible was saved by my dad ... oh how i love my daddy
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0	But that's going to Six Flags ! I'm going to the doctor
0	thinks she is getting a cold that she caught from Daddy . Oh no , my trip would be ruined .
1	Way to go Michael Brantley . Great start to the season . Proverbial brand new ballgame . #rolltribe
0	it was either a free movie or a soda and a popcorn ... i used it today i wasn't thinking
0	Not great . Got math back . 66% . 15% above average ( VERY tough test ) and then broke a string at tennis training . nightmare !
0	Tiff really helps to uplift my shit mood #not #bitch
0	Thanks a lot MOM !!! #sarcasm
1	i luv the #musicmonday its awesome
1	Hey Jia love the new pic ... looking real top heavy right there
0	I love it how you preach vegetarianism as better than everyone , yet you get blocked on FB for being an online bully #irony
0	i'm so lost without my phone
1	hello , thank you for this comment
1	ashley tisdale on VIVA Comet .. right now .... .. she is awesome ... performing " it's alright it's ok " ....
0	Can't sleep and have to wake up in 5 hours . Two great combinations #not
1	i LIKE IT ! Well not the working but the KFC
1	- you were looking very very well congrats for the best song !
1	Here's a little snippet of information for you . Sparkling Apple Izze's from Starbucks are delicious in my mouth
1	MS Access or something else ? I promise I wont tell
1	Watching movies and passing out
1	#weeds is the best show ever yesss !!! How come you stopped following me dawll ; 0
1	Thanks for the FF love !
0	#Not one more death because of the drugs they are treating mental patients with .
0	wish i could get a manicure
1	Sounds good , give us a DM when you're done . I'll send you a message on YouTube later today .
1	ah , i know lev manovich incidentially , from a publication of m . Pichlmair .
0	Thing always end up going bad
1	* ding ding ding * We have TWO winners . I think I'll go to Wegmans and brainstorm
1	Hi Sandy ! thanks for following
1	thanks for doing the signing today cant wait for the show tomorrow
1	because she owns her husband at home
1	Good morning Twitters ! * singing * " Another daaay ... just believe " ( c ) Telepopmusik - " Just Breath "
0	" I already know what you want you've got the same thing since 6th grade . " #Erdeys #sadlypredictable . #maybeiwantedasalad #not
1	no , friend of mike's . but tres cool , no ?
1	sorry , yesterday I could not see ... OMG <3 I love everything , your voice , the lyrics *.* It's all soooo PERFECT
1	Thanks Jona ! ( Insert convo on virtues of airbags & carseats . ) Dr asked abt my hand but later said afraid to ask abt my face .
0	Ok understandable " : The way my downloads are quick ngakhona , I can download the entire internet #Sarcasm "
1	Bored and assignmentless , someone should talk to me
0	Ight man ! I get back from vacation the 8th so sometime after that we gonna do some crazy stuff ! #not
1	Im watching my very beautiful gf inthe webcam
1	blogger has been unblocked at work - at last !!! job satisfaction just went up a couple of notches
0	oh my Gosh Aimee ! I hope you feel better soon !
1	Congratulations , I'm so proud of you !
0	So far , I'm not enjoying the new Alexisonfire album
0	I guess its time to hit the sack
1	And they say women are useless ...... Well don't I have news for you ?
0	Heyy Im Borreed
0	Been up for hours with . She's puking all over the place too much alcohol x
1	- And welcome to Wrexham ..... , this one's for you !
0	didnt sleep at all my head hurts
0	Great reffing #sarcasm
1	Love and Theft is AMAZING ! They opened for Taylor Swift back last year !!! Miss ya'll!!!
0	yaiks ! i'm not in the mood to study for the histology , pathology anatomic , and microbiology practical exam ; but yet i still have to do it
0	put my dog to sleep I love you abby RIP <3
1	hey thanks it would appear my supporters are growing - see I am just a lovable rogue ...
0	I realized that only after I installed without it
0	yes . I have bronchitis and laryngitis . just how I wanted to start my summer . love my life ! #not
0	watching " heartbreak kid " . my stumick hurts 17 days left , and then it ? s spain ! coming back latter , have to go and watch the film now . BYE
1	Good morning ( day friendly humans of the third planet from our closest star ! ;-) Last night was amazing !!! Thank you !!! ;-)
1	Photo : WAAAAH ! I can ? t believe Jeon Ji Hyun has a Hollywood film already ! She ? s Blood : The Last Vampire
0	New NHS chief suggests that businesses should financially reward employees for losing weight and adopting a healthy lifestyle #not
1	On break at work ... there is so much stuff I wanna get in this dang store I'm gonna loose my mind ... semi annual sale starts tomorrow
0	#tbt grumpy poster on set disapproving of our movie making shenanigans #irony #onset … instagram.com/p/omC0vVlCwk/
1	RT : Lots of Republican voters are suffering due to the inaction of the people they helped put a power . #Irony #RENEWUI
1	its such a nice day again not a cloud in the sky
1	is making anooother stupid video
1	Morning !! Did you get a good sleep last night ? I slept like a baby ... feeling a bit more awake today !
1	I am so proud of my brother .
1	Its all dwn 2ur talents alex n personality ... God rewards those hu he deems deservin ... U R 1 OF THOSE PPL !!!
1	cool , tell her I said happy bday
1	going to sleep !.... Follow me baby
1	ummm .. sure ! i miss ya'll alot too . i think you know who i meant .
1	new theme on my sidekick- i'm on a boat ! yess . bed time
1	not on call at all this week
0	thank you so much for your help guys , you're all so kind #not
0	- ok , we have a winner ! Not very exciting result
1	CrOss yOuR finGerS !! WhaT r YoU thAnkFul fOr ?
1	i know
1	- This is me
0	Rakhi Sawant's RAAP gives us a viable alternative . \n #rakhisawant #raap #sarcasm
0	yay , i have to go to school an hour early tomorrow #sarcasm
1	" it's our problem free , philosophy " lol
0	its kind of cold here today what happened to the nice weather lol
0	is feeling that she possibly offended someone
1	I like Cheesecake Factory ! Happy Mother's Day !
1	sooo if i randomly leave AIM , its my internet NOT Me . kthanks .
0	I'm always rhyming off adverts when they come on tv . That's about as exciting as my life gets .
0	Off for a shower .. should then leave for college . No holidays for us
1	congrats !!! more GA in your future
1	The house smells like urine and I'm blatently not going to even attempt physics revision . Yet this time tomorrow I shall be free !
0	I will come keep you company
1	CONGRATULATIONS !!! I'm so happy for you
1	LOLWell I'm woman who makes it happen
0	Painful , again . Oh God ... why me ? lol Later later Xxx
0	Those boarded up buildings at gore park will look great for Summer Promenade ! #sarcasm #hamont
1	sweetness ! super excited now !
0	found out that you can't make a u-turn within Franklin city limits
0	I just have to remember the fret markers are my friends , and practice at it . But then I take the lazy man's way and read tabs instead .
1	ahaha square announced a final fantasy type 0 ps4 port that's coming to america literally days after the fan translation comes out good shit
1	Wayy I found mine today ...
0	Just woke up , wants to sleep an hour more but i can't gotta go and do the UMB test , aghh lazylazylazylazyyyyyyy
1	finally home , gonna get some sleep so i can wake up on time , and get to work on time ( 6 am can't waitt )
0	12 hour clinical = pain in the joints
1	wow ! i just turned on my ipod and T$H popped up !
1	yum ! Make sure u tweet a pic of it !
0	good morning ... too bad about the #shuttle last night ... the fleet is showing its age ...
1	Not your grandma's #romcom : " The Future of Reproduction " - an intelligent article with a touch of tragic #irony buff.ly/1okb2KY
0	That type of thinking will really do well for the Con movement in a diversifying country . #sarcasm
1	woah ... i found stuff at work to do . although now what am i going to to in July ?
0	Well that 2 hour shift was totally worth the drive to Appleton and back #Not
0	listennnningggg to nickelback . then going to sarahhs for her graduation . THEY GROW UP SO FAST ! lol <3
1	Maybe I'll share the meaning another time ...
0	got a bad headache
0	Love being greeted by a dead mouse as i finish for the weekend #ilovethemousefam #NOT
1	My 2 favorite things . Fuzzball and Father's Day
0	Don't forget : estou com raiva do
1	you can go to ' shoping ibirapuera ' , that's a great mall here in sao paulo
0	plans always get screwed up !! grrr !! wish jason's godfather wasn't being a douche about going to the wedding
0	Last day off before i return to my job tomorrow . Hoped that i would sleep in ... didnt workout so well .
0	Someone keep me posted on the score please , i'm no where near a tv
0	Starting my second job tomorrow ... isn't summer supposed to be about relaxation and getting tan ? yeah not on my watch
0	uh ... you just spammed my timeline , dude , not cool
1	Oh my gosh like wow I love kaleb he is soooooo freaking awesome #bejelli #cuz #he # #my #friend #not #yours
0	Thank you for judging me on every choice I make , means the world #not
1	I'd like to " nominate " my friend onawhimm.etsy.com blog : worldofwhimm.blogspot.com she's amazing ( pls follow me too ! thx
1	Haha but I ONLY drink water so it balances out ! Haha
0	RT : Niggas spending hundreds of dollars on basketball shoes but can't ball #Irony
0	Headed to the museum with 3 kiddos , yelle , toubab , and the new pornagraphers ... And a few thousand slow driving cubs fans
1	You too ! I'm working late tonight and will miss the friday fun , but I'll catch up later . Still want to chat w/you
1	Welcome back mate Show some photos from the trip ! Don't hold back
0	1/2 inch left and I had to let the Sopranos go I hope the Tony Soprano is as good !!
1	it's #not often you make potato mash and it's actually perf , but I #did so today #kingedwards
1	Right NOW ? Madagascar . Have always wanted to go . A bit tough to get to , though . So , if you will , my blank ticket , please !
1	Im not hormonal ! Im just a bitch ! Duh
0	RT : I love being ignored :) #sarcasm
0	hey hey thanks 4 followin lol yeh i do luv miley 2 . totally want her life !
1	Many happy returns Mr Helliar . What the hell does that even mean ? Many happy returns ??? Oh well , happy birthday then
1	Hiiii Chelsea
1	Translation : * look * young but * feel * old !
0	Yes !!!!!!!!! Top of the league #sarcasm
1	Definitely on the road to recovery now other than some difficulty sleeping . Should be back in the saddle so to speak soon enough .
0	I have no money after Disney .
0	Oh how lovely #irony can be . Too late however . They already help unleash the Banderite monster that is Euromaidan .
1	hahaha you're good .. it is
0	So thrilled about being up in 5 hours . #sarcasm
1	Happy birthday hope it's great ! jv glax forever #not
1	Breeak awh yoou cute !
1	mauhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh xoxoxooxo huggs and kisses *
0	When your boyfriend likes photos of his ex's best friend ... #thatscool #not #fuckyourself
0	Eating Trix ... Remember those ? I wish my mom bought lucky charms .
1	sooooo cutteeee AdamLambertNews adamlambert Adam Lambert and Kris r totally running with the spoofs LOL
1	really !? He he ... look at me blushing like a little girl .
1	I think is really cool
1	awwwwwww , our kitties are the BEST !
1	Be sure to post a comment on the post for your entry to be complete ! thanks
1	LOL . Yea . " United 6 " is the politically correct way of saying Premier . learning new frequent flier lingo .
1	love that too ... plus o'toole & him are best of buddies
0	I'm so bummed out ! I had heard Weezer was coming with them but noooooo ...
1	No , I haven't . Edradour is made in a spot I had spent part of a Holiday a few years back Will have to give HP a try !
0	I'm always there for u when u need someone to talk to but it's seems like the rest of the time u treat me like crap #whatagreatfriendur #not
1	just saw ' up ' with 3d . amazing ! and there's going to be a toy story 3 ! i love you disney pixar
0	Mine , too . It's nearly as precious as my dog ;) So how did you get 3.0 ? I can't get it until tomorrow
1	hello people
1	took 8 trips to basement to move books from my room - i have a floor again
0	Kmart ran out of the color ink I need and the comp . stores are closed ... so I'm printing the rest of my grad . invites in grayscale .
0	watch that ! owowowow the painnnnnnnnnnnnnn ! the paiiiiiiiiiiiiiin lmao
1	Oops , looks like I've never checked my replies on Twitter , just identi.ca . Should I reply to something 2 weeks old ?
0	i love coughing and then sounding like ive been smoking for 40 years . #not
1	Baby V and are my idols I love them !!
1	You I’m not worried cuz we’ve had piss-takes before ;) Ah , Jan , Jan… still testing waters so to speak haha ?
0	we never got to play wiffle ball
0	i had a yummy sandwich from panera but now my breath smells oniony
0	Aw , no FourSquare points for lunch .
0	Happy that I'm in L.A. w/ the fam but wish I was in Vegas 2nite 2 see
0	tomorrow finish !!! :S XD ........
0	home now ... no more vacay back to work and the real world
1	Having a weekend away met a massive dog called Frank .
0	I have this terrible habit of eating all of the cookies I bake before they're delivered ... How about you bake me cookies ?
1	jealous of ? me going home ?
0	At the casino with my family again , what a shock . #not
0	I believe him . He is telling the truth . :/ #sarcasm
0	New layout ! Sadly no flying tofu , Shanaia . I couldn't work them in . Blogged E.D too .
0	RT : arguing over group message is always fun ... #not
0	i hear ya brother ! except i dont have along weekend
0	Don't like ending the night arguing with the huz in SMF over stupid home improvement crap .
0	So who writes the poem about Maya Angelou dying ? #ponderit #irony
1	Mr. Darcy ... interesing , i like a bit of mystery , i am now following Mr. Darcy
1	is off to help ashley move today ! maybe i'll get another slushy from sonic out of the deal !
1	Nothing like driving into Ausrin while listening to Explosions in the Sky .
0	yo dawgggg ! sup ? why you scared ?
1	I LOVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW SO FUCKING MUCH !
0	i cant book nufin till foooking results and then they'll be sold out
1	i meant you watch for the girls , should've known ha ha ....
1	More fun New Mexico things to do
0	twitterless for the next couple of days
0	RT : #Sarcasm whosay.com/l/Fco80EQ
0	Does anyone have a spare Wii they want to give me for free ? Mrs says I'm ' not allowed ' to buy one and sulking's not working
0	just watched Paris Hilton's my new bff , & OMG some chick cussed at Paris . NOT COOL ,
1	Aww , thanks , diddums
0	- Warm . 45 is worse . We had a week of that in January Fires everywhere . It was too much .
1	I think im going to go on a walk , anyone wanna join ?
1	lol ... cinny , GIRL , you're on a ROLL !
0	#sarcasm ?? " : It's #PaulWalker week !!! Living Life Fast & Furious ! LOL !! "
0	i can't believe this cough !! i've had it for three weeks
0	I think I'm sick
1	you need baseball boys anonymous . BBA . hahaha can't wait for tmr ! beer , boys , bitches <3 oh , and margs
1	Good morning . Hope you are having a super Tuesday !
0	has the best Goodmorning messages #not #youregay
1	Flippin ' Ice Cream van ' music ' is interfering with my Stereophonics session !
1	with you ?? I ain't doing no Bungee jump . but I'll support you
0	i'm totally missing youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
0	Pour a little crown in this Dixie cup so we can get this party started ... #not on my way to work #grownupproblems #workflow
0	ha ! finally remembere twitter info !!! back to work now
1	RT : #Irony at its finest #mustseelive #lexington #100club #roundhouse I shall air this on #swe …
1	cummon chelsea , everton are pissing me off . First time in my life when i've actually wanted chelsea to win
1	Oh the perks of having a job while trying to move in , being a maid of honor and a bride myself #not
0	I wanna go to the circus .. I wanna work at a circus ! I LOVE THE CIRCUS !!!! lol ((:
1	Sometimes I hate myself , but that's normal so I don't worry bout it
1	lykeee teal hair mayb pics tomarrow ... mastamind shit if only u knew ;)
0	doesnt feel too good
0	The comp deleted half my apps
0	We're selling Kingsley Boateng ?!? But don't you remember that one goal he scored in preseason last year , he's a future star !!!! #Not
0	You want to come to a work conference ? It's a blast . #sarcasm
1	oh ! LOL Yeah , there are alot of squirrels that share a brain with me ! etc
1	That was actually a fun ride ... we had the hottest tow truck driver ever ! Thanks AAA
0	Double trouble Techno Sucks t-shirt day in the office . I still have ltd no's of these avail . #plugplug #techno #irony pic.twitter.com/vhh3lKNUNF
0	MIGHT I ALSO MENTION TO THAT YOUR WIFE TISH HAS A POSER ALSO !!
1	Good morning Sunshine Tiime for $chooooL ! lol . BBL`
1	Wassup this is Kay . I just met u 2day with Hassan . Imma need u to keep me posted on all the hottest parties okay . lol
0	Yay , more rain in the South Waikato . #sarcasm
0	you don't have to read it .
0	holy shit .
0	#irony ? RT Oh , sir , you are so right . RT : I don't think people understand the laws they complain about ...
1	cant wait to see peter
1	Please do me one FAVOR and sign up here , I'm trying to earn points <3 Thank you .
0	: She's par t-t ime and comes in a few times a week to help me - I'm looking my mum full-time , she's on chemo
1	me tooo ..... oh wait I don't work weekends
0	is working now
0	On the plane to yosemite . Forgot my laptop at home
0	Have fun ! Seriously wish i could join you . Unfortunatley an article on barnicles takes priority
0	UCI orientation sign up server went down on scheduled run time . Got back from cerritos about an two hours ago .
1	both
0	yea .. so i hear ... i want one but then i also have all my girlies hooked up direct thru blackberry msgr . i will miss them
0	Yea !!! Calgary won last night !!!! poor Montreal lost to Ottawa though
1	way to go with that increase in profile value tickles me
1	Watching Valkyrie now . Not bad for a start .
0	one of my friends is going tonight and i could of gone with her if i was quicker
0	What a sad moment ... doing my last current event for Virmani's class . #not
0	RT : #CivilRightsActof1964 is 50 as many black #civilrights orgs deny certain humans any #civilrights . #irony #fail
0	I sure do love when isn't here and I get to do everything by myself #NOT
1	Had a massive hangover this morning , but I'm good now
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0	i don't want to go to jail .
1	Did you love it ?? I didn't the first time , but now I do
1	so excited for the Europe trip this summer
1	had fun taking ty ty to the lake today cutest kid ever <33
1	Stuffing my face after a awesome party .
0	T'was a dark and stormy ... morning
0	Shows how respectful & classy Boston's players are . #not eject them all .
0	UGH !!!!!!! i cant go to sleep
1	is loooooving the sunshine
0	Addicted to selfie . Even when in the darkness . #blackout #jokeoftheday #SarcasmMuch #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/W9byDslWWz
0	Good start CC ... Really looking good #sarcasm #Yankees
0	I'm not clear on this ... is the White House Correspondents ' dinner also called the #NerdProm ? #Sarcasm #MediaMentionedItAThousandTimes
0	I have no followers
0	Heading home now , yay ! Was going to buy a much needed bottle of wine to drink with dinner , but my wallet is MIA so no wine for me tonight
1	#Not feeling sleepy alll # watching a movie , lol
0	this whole situation has got me stressed , anxious , & not feeling well . ugh
1	Going to see Muse at the 02 have to wait till november though
1	looking at an insane view of hollyweird .... in an altered state .
0	Really ! Whyyou keep ignoring me
1	is pleased with the number of MX5's in work today ! I have one ! #mx5
1	u built ur hip-hop " empire " w/ #rapmusic /now u can't #talk about anything that may upset ur " investors " , #irony , #comedy , #tragedy #JayZ ...
0	Wish my parents paid for everything so I didn't have to work & could hang out with friends all the time . #Not #GrowUp
0	Probably been pointed out by now that David Villa just won La Liga with a team that wears Red and White stripes . #irony
0	I want to play beerpong !
1	Just a reminder to anyone , thepet.net awards for the most pet friendly businesses in the UK are being awarded at 3.15 pm
0	Hey nice call on the game tonite , real unbiased analysis . #NOT
0	Summer getaways are almost over , but #summer isn't =( #sarcasm - what would I do with this beautiful day =) =(
1	But i hope it will make sense in the movie .
0	I looked for you but never found Hope you had a blast too !
0	12 days in counting ... it cant come quick enough ... and then it wil be over before i know it
1	have a good lunch
1	got new clothes today
1	Launch will delay by at least one week , the weather was just too fine not to go out this weekend .
1	is so excited that he doesn't work again until thursday !! Woohoo !
1	luckily my job IS making coffee so it works out nicely for everyone
0	omg i suck why do i never go on here anymore anyways . i totally went to the gayest bar of my life . it was pretty rad . no baby
0	spent the whole evening taking care of drunks in front of science world yesterday
1	I choose to be rich bcse the word says I canhave the desires of my heart ... therefore my King will cme regardless ...
1	Omg ! We have so much in common ! My sister just drew your default the other day , and we both love Twilight and the Sims
1	Colourfest the night #NOT see yees on the beach hectors #maga
1	10 miles this am . Next door neighor ran last 2.5 with me and pushed pace . i hate her
0	Trying hard not to eat cadbury's clusters sitting next to me
0	. apologizes for Silly Sexist Party Promo goo.gl/wGxpKI Protester was Group Head Digital #Irony
0	going to the hospital again , seems like now the Uganda after effects have kicked in
1	Ultrasound today ! GAH I'm so excited to see our little love
0	It so cute when couples fail classes together #not #sikeass #notcute #dumbashell
0	He criticised the leaders for being male , middle-classed , well-educated , middle-aged and faceless #irony
1	Put in my eardrops so hopefully I'll sleep peacefully 2nite & wake up all better
1	woke up , now having breakfast and online , as every morning ( except holidays and weekends ) , haha . then bath and school !
0	I've had a really productive half term so far #not
1	Just got hit with a water balloon by my son ! So much for buying him anything else ! Stinker !
1	as good as you make it and want it to be
1	is done now with the assignments but not sure with the math answers ! haha . need also to buy some biscuits and cream stix for tomorrow .
0	Upon realising that #India is a ' Union ' and not a ' Confederation ' , #Kashmiris gave up their dream of Azaadi . #not #katju #bobai
1	ginny's aunt just sent her to the cafe ... And I cried . thank you !
0	Just realised I haven't even been back 2 weeks and have managed to be late 3 times already , gonna literally get like caned
0	my tummy hurts
1	Yeay ! Excited that yesterday went well I did my very best , now You , God , do the rest ! Anxious :S
0	Whatever , from now on you can start our text convo's think I've started enough recently and today you cant be bothered to reply
1	Photo : zooeydeschanel : CLARIE . 500 DAYS OF SUMMER !
1	Back at school today , ia lil tired from all the drinking this weekend
1	good morning beautiful !
0	damn I'm jealous ! I only had a beer
1	you should record Star Girl with JB
1	will watch the season finale of lost tonight !!!
1	Down pouring outside . I'm not gonna complain about it today , it's making the snow go away .
0	I hate Sundays ! These days are soo boring Want do something !
0	he's now officially a bust ! #sarcasm
1	congrats short stack for winning over jobro . you guys are amazing .
1	On bus ... Friday morning .. Library today
1	haha , yeah me too , i love twitter its just so convenient ! Your going to cali tomorrow ? Jessica is in cali , haha . What part ?
0	off to work .. ugh ..
0	im all alone , wheres my teren
0	Cause i love when i break down right when I'm about to go to sleep . #not
1	wellywood ( represent )
0	I should b ay zoo party right now !! But instead im layin on mh bed !! #Fun #Not
1	big brother is on but im tried should i watch it :S
0	Adam and yvonne planned a night out For graduation/a going away gathering . I wanted you to be there
0	In Portugal 8:55 a.m. I have swimming lessons at 10 a.m. I couldnt sleep anymore so i got here . Even if i gotta eat breakfast . XOxo
1	Finally snagged the #1 Google Search result with my site . Check it out ! Using LMGTFY in celebration
1	The small animals thank you for doing so .
1	Beautiful view of north michigan & spectacular south
0	Wishing Jeb was here to see me LOVE not saving the world #not
0	despite all these petty fights , still , i wont let you go . i cant
0	I refuse to let my self stay up so late . I don't want to get out of bed now but I need to . My room is too hot
0	I wanna go to the beach this weekenddd .
0	Well this camping trip has started out well #not
1	Bwahaha #unfollowdiddy is the top trend at the moment . Too funny
0	#TAKEONHATE is about Islamophobia in America , but the message on anti disc is relevant for the non-Malays/Muslims in Msia . #Irony
0	Wait a second for me to find the fuck i give #not #callcentre
0	Another night in this mental hospital is just what I need #not
1	is reading magazines and wathcing tv with her mommy
1	i'm on twitter ... wat the fuck does it look like i'm doing ...
0	Love it when I pay for my hair and makeup and the have to go home & fix it bc it looks like a dying of a disease #not #stressful #at #all
1	I only start school at 11 this whole week . then roadtrip to myrtle beach thurs .
0	: Argh ! Grandia II crashes
0	is hanging at home relaxing ! still worn out from yesterdays shoot .. i want a smoothie so bad . but juice it up by my house closed
1	Rofl . <3 Keyboard cat . And thanks for the congrats Hopefully will be able to move in soon and have a huge house party !
0	votetocracy Votetocracy FTW . Re the sign up : there are many Americans abroad . We don't all have US addresses .. I'm one of them for now !
0	Confuzzled
0	" My mind votes salad , my heart and stomach vote pizza . democracy is not good for the figure . #not in the favour of democracy ;)
0	Wow . Over 600 updates . ( The first one to use a meme gets kicked in a part that will hurt him )
1	- that song does sound like summer
1	RT : Literally the day I've been waiting for six months now . The Victoria Secret Semi-Annual Sale
0	- please don't diiiiiie x
1	Jaime is live now ! Requests and - tune in and let's request this !
1	Hi hun . All good here thanx-restful day for us Sound like u had great nite last nite-v pleased for u . Good 2 make new pals .
0	- OMG so cute !! I had one a long time ago ...
0	Working its a mad house here
0	Want to get my hands dirty with FubuMVC . , but the document is not yet complete
1	hahaha amy is sharing your ipod now PROZZAK ! <3
0	hah ! have u seen this body ? not tennis material yet . it was once upon a time . those were the days .
1	I knew that my dad made us watch the one new footage first- it was the same footage
1	Isn't Demi's album amazing ? I got it the day it came out <3 Can't wait for her new one ! It's gonna be awesome
0	remember labour and tories both lied about promises of a referendum all hot air makes him sound good . #NOT
1	Oh yeah ... i think it is NSDTWEV Day
0	watching True Life : I Hate My Large Breasts . soooooo glad I don't have that prob ... I hate surgery
1	Yeah , it's been like that since we left school last Wednesday and I'm trying to run an IU course .
0	Fiji water is the most expensive h2o in America , yet you can't drink the water when you're actually here ... #irony
1	Listening to a podcast on mindfulness while eating a salad , Tweeting and Facebooking . #irony
1	reveals Apple's picks among the next generation of cocoa and iPhone developers ... go , follow them
1	rocks doesn't it ? i'm pretty much on 24x7x365 follow them too for ron's tips every few days
1	awwww , thank you . It was definitely a life-changing experience , I will tell you that . Thanks again ... KIT
0	Nooooooo !!!! Don't be a sad boy ! And don't get a cat . I'm allergic . Bad allergic .
1	lets have a threesome with it ? maybe even a five-some if Anna and Amy want
0	well ive rode at your granny pace for last 3 year #not a race a piss up .
1	Goodnight world . Have an appointment with Mr. Sandman .
0	Sucks hard-core . Hey are you still planning to go to the Arboretum with me today ?
0	thumping headache !
1	Happy Mothers Day to all the Mommies !
1	Haha , sure of course
1	: you should ask your dad to read you a story Emma .
1	Digg it ! Molson Amphitheatre in Toronto : Concert Tickets only $11.11
0	1hr to go i will be 25 half ways to 30 yah im soooooooooooo happy
0	My mom is calling the police on the people across the street because they're having a bonfire ... What the actual fuck ? #coolmom #not
1	i'm guessing they're gonna win tons of awards i'm just as ready for new moon at you are !
1	haha I know ! I loved them too ! But if I hadn't read the book , the movie would have been able to stand on its own
1	CONGRATS GRADUATES
1	At extrordinary desserts
1	Look at this , you can actually make a bit of money this way , not a fortune , but a few $ a day
1	good choice with the IS
0	Breaking #sarcastic news - relations at executive and strained . #NothingNew
0	So now it's the umps fault #LSU lost today ? Seems right . Makes complete sense . #sarcasm #justwin
0	u never reply my tweets all u do is retweet ..... #not nice
1	where is ya face ? the jeans look great
0	Wants to go on holiday
1	robert pattinson on the set of remember me , filming starts today
1	Isn't it too soon for birthday presents ? #not ujuuu
1	haha Thanks . I think .
0	Most days I put up w/ livin in our shoebox apartment 2 save $$ but 2day is not 1 of them . The moment sumthin's fixed sumthin else breaks .
1	coffee is on the way
0	First emotional outbreak because of finals ! Woo #sarcasm
1	Cool . Thanks for all the info ! Glad you don't forget about the little guys . You are awesome ! Noah for president ...
0	Don't you love get drunk texts at 2 in the morning ? pic.twitter.com/rgS5vBnlaH
0	My sense of humor has a select audience-Obv . no one in that group is on #twitter #sarcasm #amazing #Sarcastictweet pic.twitter.com/mwOrF6h81b
1	when are u going to do an album !!!!!!!! im ready 4 it !!!
1	I'm approaching 7000 dugg articles . Yowza . Did I mention I've had 6 front page submissions ? That's more dates than I had last year . Hmm
1	Gotta be picked up by Saturday at the latest .
0	i didn't wake up early enough to go roller blading contrary to a tributary , i flow endlessly
1	I feel the same way about the remake of Fame .
0	I really could do with a few more hours sleep , but alas I must leave for work in an hour and therefore must feel sleep deprived all day
1	getting ready
1	It was wonderful , I had the opportunity for major advancement and took it .
0	hey great chirp #Not .... the masters has already been played , smh talking non sense
0	Monday again
1	if you reserve for three years , it's even cheaper
0	Gotta love reading article then getting an email subscription popup that's hard to get rid of ... I'll totally want to visit site again #not
1	No you don't!!!!! And I told you , I'm working on that . * smirks * you should come around more often .
1	There is definitely room for new people in my life ! Just not this saturday . hehe
1	Know what you mean . Everytime I log in , it seems as if nobody has to do anything else than twitter . Good to know that you have
0	I have finally come in contact with the most irritating person ever ! #lovely #NOT
1	advisor apologized ... meeting today at 2pm !
0	Even my mom has a boo thang and I'm over here third-wheeling #fun #not #fml
1	That awkward moment when the stripper you went to high school with is complaining about sexism on Facebook . #irony
1	You still have a week girl ! Take it easy , just breathe !
1	Pleased with the weather , first bbq of the year !
1	#FF Can't forget
1	IM SO HAPPY I COULD SCREAM , CRY , & SHOUT !!!!!!!!!!!!
0	Feeling very appreciated today #TeacherAppreciationWeek #sarcasm . Luckily today is done & tomorrow is a new day ! #sschat #tlap #sstlap
0	no money , now no car , no fun
0	that penguin looks like it is thoroughly enjoying that hug #not
0	Now we know why men are not " bigger and better " ; Women are not doing their job !! #sarcasm
1	i will marry oliver sykes one day lol
1	Pilates , then going to Troy for the day . Dave's youngest brother graudated from HS yesterday ... family gathering this weekend
1	At The Proprosal premiere !!!
1	is going on a date with my love
0	New compounds in the pipeline encouraging . The world needs more fluoroquinolones #not #madid14
0	I may have strained my rotator cuff ? It keeps clicking and I can't reach backward ? No Ultimate Frisbee for me today
0	RT : I had to sell my house to pay for my hospital bill after randomly getting shot on my way to buy obamacare #irony #godbles …
1	my throat feels so injured ..
0	Competitive higher education and more expensive HECS fees ... \nThat's not going to drive the disadvantage away . #qanda #education #sarcasm
0	Sun finally burned off most of the clouds out here in East County and now the humidity has kicked up . Still have the front yard to go .
0	boreddd . watching my sister is no fun at all .
0	I hate running late 4 work ! No time to stop for my diet dr pepper this am
0	Tryin to sleep but can't
1	sassy grandma's make for a pretty awesome mother's day dinner !
1	Never mind . Going to let make me dinner instead
1	had a good day .... now its sleepy time
1	We're so excited . KELLY CLARKSON is coming to Hong Kong ! Join us and get to meet her
1	i am also going shopping with my girlfriends
1	Smoothies and Friday After Next
1	i love having the house to myself . earphones in and can blast out the tunes with out giving a shit . #Xfactormaterial #Not
0	im gonna destroy the engine of the plane ur into so that ur flight will be posponed ! ha ! lol ! xD dont leave us yet
0	Speakers , chairs , printers laptops haha his gonna gonna be so happy when he gets home #NOT
0	Morning ! How would you like to hear a proverbial song about crippling anxieties ? weareshades.bandcamp.com/track/the-hors…
1	im so bored night people
1	I know ... I'm in ATL right now ... 6 hour layover heading to VEGAS
0	watching THS i can see my seat where i sat haha ;] man this is making me sad
1	Extremely hot baths are the best ! yay !
1	in bed shivering and sweating like a rapist ....... children of dune is good tho
0	last geography lesson of this year haha
0	its like im always sick
1	i'm gonna make Greg a twitter
1	Getting tired of cleaning office area . Also , didntfind desk that I liked both the style and price of . Tryingto be patient .
0	so did most of the other singers on the show ;) #not -agreeingthou lol
0	I want to panic
0	Raining & flooding again in STL
1	seems to be a BRIGHT example of 10 ways how not to design websites , thanks for link though
1	Yeah , you're putty in Charice's little hand ! She can mold you any which way with her songs ! You know she loves you , too !
1	how'd the bible study go ? ( the one where you said you were doing for a youth group ) just curious
0	Hmm .. its almost as if his present-self was making software that would have protected his past self #schadenfreude or #irony ?
1	i am following people
0	I just love waking up at 5am with heartburn and being extremely hot . #not #ICantDoThis
1	great !! i've gpt tp put the lyrics in , finsih the background , then go over some writing , and then done !!
0	in england .. NOW ... and no one is talkin
0	have to do my homework ... booooring !
0	Noooooooooo my phone is dead !
1	^^ although it is raining I'm having a lovely day
1	wicked ! bigup fartooloud guys and see u all in spain 2nd may !
0	I wish I had more Hot Pockets .
1	sometime they would reply .. .. hahah ..
1	itz my B-DAY 2day !
1	This snuggle expressions gonna have me smellin like candy ... Hope the ladies have a sweet tooth
1	Morning
0	Sick might not be able to go to my soccer tournament . #livingthelife #not
1	lol now don't be a brat ... and it's so very nice to meet you by the way
1	I was thinking about that but for the time and effort ... I'll stick with my core business .
0	I say Three Rivers 6 to google to show me show times for movies and it googled Bieber sex . #nice #not
1	in either case I appreciate the reduction in spam that I receive . #thumbsup
1	regarding NS2 , yeah , we saw both really amped for it to finally come out !
0	Love watching news stories about plane issues while waiting at the airport #sarcasm
0	Such a great way to end my Friday night . #not #annoyed
1	I freaking miss you babe . Wish I could be in Cali with you . How is it ? Test me . Ily .
0	WT ? I still have to pay sales tax on a vehicle purchased out of state when I register it in CA ? So much 4 Vegas ...
1	Cookies and cream candied apple hmmm
0	Yeah keep tweeting the same message as often as you can to as many people as you can , that's not annoying at all #not
0	r . i . p soldier from 2nd battalion the rifles ... dont want my soldier to gooooo <3 Karl <3
0	She's just gone shopping ... No , all is good , I'm off to see my daughter this afternoon for a BBQ !!
1	merlin time ... Whoooo
1	Volcom , Mooks , Uggs shopping for the people who can't watch yet another wave
1	Thanks for the help !! Appreciate it !!!
0	all thats stapling chipped my nails
1	C'mon guys . help me get to 300 followers before the week is over !
1	yay my cousins are her . they are adorable
0	Ohhh ... first six of the inning . #PakCricket
0	want a giant cookie ? I can drop it in on my way to the gym #irony pic.twitter.com/PG4WuoaJja
0	Taking the girls up to their bio mom 4 the next 8 weeks . ~ *Jessi* ~
0	* Practice ??? Fucking hell my English Degree was 3 years well spent ... #sarcasm
0	... tomorrow is Thursday and we won't even be in the same state to watch tv !
0	I am sad . My nieces moved away today . Back to Ky not a good sign , on my phone Ky = on the alt keys .
0	oh no what happened ?
0	I knoww ! tmrw lemme try to be early . Let's take pix plzzz
0	too tiredd . ugh . no lucid dreams for me !
1	finals were pretty easy .
0	Wrote down my idea + glitch-like string to number conversion code . On paper , because my PC crashed . #irony #glitchjam pic.twitter.com/XXOgOO5O6K
0	Thinkin I should go to bed early 2nite ... but im not tired Work experience 2moro then work .. oh yay ,, sounds like a great day 4 me
1	When will Slash's album be out ? Soooo looking forwards to that !! Really , I cannot wait ! It's gonna be soo sick ! xx hi to all
1	Enjoying Germany ! Hanging with the vagabonds Alles sehr gut !!!
1	If we wrote proper sql , db2 wouldn't complain so much
1	is excited with her new phone ! NK62 or simply " Hello Kitty " phone !! it was so cute !! and its color blue ! my mom told me ..
0	UGHHHHHHHH TITANIC IS ON
0	Nothing gets me more buzzing for the weekend than 1 hour of Katy Perry ... #NOT sort it out .
1	Sunday afternoon naps . hubbys bbq chicken potatoes beans & a movie w/D & aiyana
1	I'm a new french girl in Twitter ! And I speak English very bad
1	One night we went to Natura to work and it was pretty awesome . A nice little band playing I'll look for other cool places ...
1	Dentist says my teeth look good . Guess I do a good job brushing and flossing
1	Seems like we DO have something good here in Israel
1	pancakes ( L)(L ) have funnnn xxxx
1	yeah i was supposed to go today , but i felt to sick , i am going thursday at 6 so i will see you and hear you ! yay haha
0	Point out that source is not an official handle but propaganda and you are a " pitiable ignorant troll "
1	you weirdo
0	get a ticket ? North Sydney Council left a parking turd on our car today too
0	Laptop still dead .
1	trying to play my guitar ..
0	Customer : I don't see the number I want up there ? \nMe : We'll what do you want ? \nCustomer : Your number… \nStill laughing… #not #today #mutomb
1	- Weather Bulletin for this week . Thank god we have internet to keep us happy
0	ive finished them now
0	My beloved camera !
1	i have iced coffee , my phone is working , and i brought my badge key , and my heart is HAPPY Have a great Tuesday Loves
1	i just started studying like 3 mins ago & thats all iv done ! mrs oneill would be proud ! have you studied ? xx
1	i miss work , the people at work , the laughs , the nasty callers , the sup calls but most of all , i miss my salary
0	really really bored . Dentist tomorrow
0	Im sorry for booting you during the chat the other night
0	I love not being able to watch the Blackhawks game while at work #sarcasm
1	HERE'S TO YOU
0	#Canada's #maintenance #guidelines are advisory and #not a threshold #entitlement . It ranges for #amount and #duration #IAML #USA #NYC
1	been there !
1	listening to demi's new song
1	In I.T , Break Up Today Going On Holiday Sunday Woo x
1	I vaguely remember them . Lol J/k . I am quite sick w/ a cold and quite giddy from a number of things ... hmm .
0	My phone feels naked without Brooklyn
1	very cute , thanks for the link
1	bulat dan bahagia and desperately needing a kick in the ass to study accounts . hish !
0	food was fantastic and unless listening to shakira and las ketchup count as spanish revision then i guess i should start now
0	misses my favorite foreign exchange student already
1	we ended up doing very little shopping and more wandering than anything . My hubby wore me out ! I cant keep up with him
0	And now I can say that I have been to New Castle , Indiana . Bucket List shortened . #sarcasm
0	didn't get my nap again ! Got too interested in research ... my mind would not relax
1	So far this week's been amazing , can't wait for tonight !
0	YOU GO ! #California ! This guy is CERTAINLY the next actor you should offer the world !? twitter.com/rollcall/statu… #sarcasm
1	Getting ready to go home !!
0	, stopped in at prive today ! told me you're still recovering ; get better soon doll !
1	lol thanks love
1	Finally eating . anticipating tonights events . :/
0	#Irony dies a million times when Digivijay Singh accuses SP govt . of playing castiest politics !
0	I have some bad news
0	ok soo my lyf is going really down hill NOT good all ) argh i wish i would get better soon and live my life bck 2 normiii again xoxox
1	Hey tweeps ! Good morning everyone
1	the anticipation of britney is killing me . i just want to see her ! damnit lmao 4hrs
0	I was gonna tweet about how I'm watching Colbert Report but then I realized I literally tweet about that almost every day #oops #irony
0	MAKE IT CLEARER , MAYBE ADD #SARCASM OR SOMETHING
1	RT : Girls dont want a good guy , so they date bad boys and when they dumped , they say all guys are same ! #Irony
1	new group : twi-tunes !!
0	Just ran over something in the road feeling kind of disgusting
1	- sounds good to me - I love that song , thanks for posting it !! )))
1	Buying my first mac
0	This chick is preggers & about to have sex with a damn stranger #NOT
0	\nWell just make sure you win the league and european cup and keep man u out of the top 4 : #not happy
1	I am voting myself complete bitch of the day - is that a title I should give myself on twitter ??
1	: wow !!! Cool ! I'm really excited about your upcoming albums !
1	Taking the big 4 year old to preschool with enough donuts to make the teachers crazy
0	me car ... she be broken ... up to 5 days without her
1	Hey Chris .. great to see you yesterday hope you had a great night - was a shame I couldn't hang around after for drinks
0	bummed next time , next time for sure
1	Well why would you get up early silly
0	Yeah they're still around but vastly inferior to be sure
0	Obama offers to withdraw US troops massed on Russian borders ; US army to return to its own continent ; downsize & balance the US budget .
0	I broke my bed . Smh ... Now I gotta get me a new one . #great #NOT
1	can't wait to do the same
1	yeah , the dogs were hilarious . i'm probably gonna watch it again ! are u home yet ? come watch it again w/ me
0	doing my nails , getting ready and going out . i wish my bf didn't have to work today so sad
1	... and that's my problem ... because ?
1	oh ! That's fine then .
1	Enjoying ? The design is awesome Who made it ? ( asking because I'm looking for a WP designer )
0	Ready to be back in Lafayette . #not #dontwannagoback #ewwww #keepmehereforever
1	Just started a Twibe . Visit to join . It's for old wine lovers
1	Okay thanks , E
1	Catherine Hardwicke is here too with Kellan and Ashley !!!
1	MTV MOVIE AWARDS IN 8 MINS ! AAAHHH !
1	i just found out the best news ! i think it was supposed to be a secret though
0	Shut up and put your money where your mouth is . My mom thinks I have a Katy Perry haircut . Hmmmmm . Can't talk to andy on the phone . Hmph .
0	I cannot put my pic up x
0	DAMN IT ! You're right . I thought it was on Sunday
1	Selamat Siang Nicole !! Apakubur ? ( good afternoon , How are you ? ) Thanks so much for Dominating Aus have a great time in Indo
0	Left my house at half 7 this morning for work and just home now ... Love Thursday late night #not
0	My arms hurt when trying to move em its like the nerves are pinched . . . cant lift my arms didnt even work em out or nothin >>> weird
1	Best weekend ever this !! Off to the lakehouse to watch overstuffed peeps in undersized shirts block my view of the water . Oh , and Peta
1	went riverside today and got my prom shoes
1	its a beautiful day in Holland on Sea ! Blue skies and sunshine ! Looking forward to a really lovely weekend !
0	i wish you could too !! i have no bsb friends around me ugh !
0	hey I'm glad we've Hun out a lot this summer ! It's been a blast ... #not
0	is glad to read that Jess has gone for cake .... but without me
0	stupid twitter , wont let me put my new moon background on
1	glad I took advantage of the one sunny day this week I could sleep all day with rain like this !
0	I'm being so productive right now . #Not #Sarcasm
1	well I loved the first so I'll jump straight on this one !
0	5 years without a fucking beer ! But I am fucking have major withdrawl right now !!! AHHHHHH !!!! WHY ? WHY ???????? #HELP #ME #MUST #NOT #DRINKY
0	Oh man , I feel sick . As in I might have contracted a cold ... maybe from the kids ' slobber on Thursday
0	Thank you family for the great start to my day #sarcasm
1	oh ... aye . never mind we shall be patient , bound to have good deals again
0	Where is There a When You Need One .. #Not Burbank Airport .. ... That Just Ain't Right !!
1	Hey Chris , thanks so much for that lovely compliment . Believe me when I say , I am blushing
1	Everytime I see you I literally take a good look at you & smile cause I know I made the best chose letting you into my life
0	Sending a thousand word text and getting 3 word in reply #daymade #not
0	I'm the only non gangster n my class . It's a criminal justice class . #irony
1	There are no Boundarieeeeeeeees !
0	When the Nair comes out , so does my true beauty . #not
1	Good morning tweeties how are You doing ? Great sunny weather in Germany
1	Archie's very near to #1 ! Try my technique !!! and the voting needs to end tomorrow ! tom's fans might vote more lol
0	The one thing I don't like about holidays ? New Comic Book Day gets bumped to Thursdays .
0	" Sonia advised Modi to read history again to know about Congress ' contribution in transforming India since Independence . " so true #sarcasm
0	RT : Ballspotting for a tournament is way to fun . #Not
1	I finally graduated ! Hell . Yes .
0	i wish someone would take me out causseee im bored x10
0	I think half of them are me sorry
1	I'm STILL laughing at ur foolish self from last night ! How's ur leg ? You resting over ther RIGHT ? :|
0	bah , damned live feed is choking up during the new metal gear trailer
1	Just received my Ascot Necktie from - so stunning ! Highly recommend her Etsy store
0	#sarcasm #is #what #my #life #is #about
1	Add some biscotti to that coffee .
0	I wish someone would buy me lunch before my next class
0	Sitting in my office with no windows , getting snaps from people living the dream on this beautiful day . You guys rule #not
0	Been for a walk and had a halloumi salad for dinner . Big day at work tomorrow with people finding out about redundancies
0	what happened ?
0	Texts notifying you of a deposit into your account > good morning texts / any other text ever \n #cashMoney #swag #yolo #paperChaser #not
1	that is funny
0	did u no wed is actuly the beyelzebobos pot that he sels to miners , say no to drungs kidz #pot #not #penist
1	I must have needed sleep really bad because I took a " nap " friday night and well I'm just now waking up . its almost 10am
0	Yay I get to work most of the happy hour shifts this week #sarcasm
1	I'll just say " enough . "
1	Alright , you convinced me , I will wait for it
0	So worrisome about the future .. I just wish I knew what was going to happen and I knew what I wanted to do ! Love being grown .. #NOT
1	figured out postsecret ! just gotta use
0	I'm coming at it all fresh . I have no idea who's on . It'll all be fresh out of the tin , so to speak
1	Liking the hipster glasses and stubble . RT : Rolf Harris sings for survival #irony bit.ly/1kFBMS5
0	the only person id rather win is and guess what she was nominated
1	Apparently in the 32nd century people will be saying " Hang in There Brother " .
1	Oops ! Let me rephrase : Pink striped short sleeved polo shirt with red and black necktie .
0	I love when characters on tv shows say they'd never want to be an actor or actress , or they've always dreamt of being one . #irony
0	New definition to #elevatormusic : Music that elevates your soul !!!... #Not !!
0	Wow ! I can't wait to see what's going to happen this summer between Lily and Cane .... It sure doesn't look good
0	I love when people make me feel totally unwanted . #Not
1	I thought the joke was pretty funny .
1	Which song do you like best on Ashley's album ?
0	Yes , some Radiohead that'll cheer up me Have a good one yourself .
1	Back home from exam , planning the rest of today
0	because it's suuuuccchh a hassle being a girl and having boobs . #Not
1	Hope your lil break was fun .. Back to the real stuff though ! Have a good time in SS .. See you in a week !
0	pleasee tell not to judgee meee before i kick her !
0	plot twist : u actually texted me back & like me back ::)) #not
0	: This is my song for tonight . Not everyday is good . I'll feel better tomm . " Tears come stre ... ?
0	40 years after the Stonewall Rebellion ans Christopher St. is L-A-M-E ... maybe it's time to go back to chicks
0	Just woke up after my 3/24/7 sleep . \nHow . Fun . \nI officially hate school ... \n #sleep #sleepless #school #hate #fun #sarcasm
0	Got to be disappointed AND told I'm a piece of shit all in five minutes . Totally awesome Friday night . #not
1	show us pics later please
1	The sandy shoes are worth it !
1	whoaaa awesome there's no fooood here AGAIN , my gay brother neeeds to stop coming here and just eating it all ! new phone todayy school .
1	P&P is my fave movie of all time hands down have you seen the 5hr version ?! movie nite !! xx
1	computers are a great distraction-but sometimes you should be exercising to getting your chores done instead .
1	You know I do ! Not only do I want to see them ... I want copies
0	true - but Menchov is working on taking that away
0	We're all sitting on the gym floor like kindergartners in gym class waiting for roll call . #irony
1	has only jus got up .. gud times
0	Paying bills & staying indoors since it's raining . Rain is not good for allergy sufferers .
1	walking to tesco in the sunshiiine
0	up at MSU , just spent 4 hours in the ER w/ Dana , & NOW we have court tomorrow wish us luckkk
0	hahaha he makes me feel like a million bucks #not
0	Has been laying in bed wide awake since 1 . Why can't she sleep ?
1	Stephen really enjoys doing shows during the summer and meeting new friends !
0	..... yep i can see it ... but i have no clue how to use twitter , sorry
1	off to run errands .. have a good day all
1	red faction demo gets the thumbs up
1	Thanks ! He leaned into me , put his arm on my back and his face was right up to mine ! I was in heaven !
0	home a bit ago . had to deal with some dog stuff when I got here then was looking for stuff we bought at Home Depot awhile back and lost .
1	Morning all- Saturday in the PArk .... not
1	No santigold for me tonight . work til 10 and I'm off tomorrow
0	only +20 now , really calming down . \n\n #sarcasm
0	RT : music on , studying for finals , and drinking caffeine to stay awake is fuuun ... -__- #sarcasm
1	What a day ! Work + party with the family , gf and Tony + FOOD ! + rock band + wii bowling + Pacquiao owning Hatton . Good times ! Night
0	You were so right . I couldn't sleep
1	Hey , have you done the filming yet ? Glad to hear hair is behaving
1	no problemo ! The fight was awesome !
1	making tacoooosssssss with my homemade salsa
1	Lol must be interesting to have ur dad be zig ziglar
0	hmm cullens to be a little bit happier ! srsly , everyone's so emo all the time it's like , dude put a smile on your dial !
1	A bit . I know that it is a little something ... I just took something for the pain and I'm going to sleep Until morning .
1	You get any sleep ? You sound blah
0	ah #fml I gotta go out with the #not so solid crew !!!! #oap #disasters
0	Oh body clock . Thank you for waking me up at 6:08 on a Saturday morning . And #not
1	" through all the hard times in my life , those nights kept me alive "
0	so you've made a decision .... you're done , out ... i pray one day i can understand , that day is not today
0	... because calling people out is the way to reach out to them . #sarcasm
1	Apparently the BIG FEAR over the swine flu has passed . No seat on the subway for me this morning
0	Just realized my birthdays in a month and I am in no way shape or form excited about turning 23 ... #yay #anotheryearolder #sarcasm
1	Nah , it's cool . I friended you on flickr .
1	thank you . So how are you comfortable with your intelligence ? it was not rhetoric only !
1	cheers mate !
1	I have so many great replies to this ...
1	signing out from twitter ..
1	" You looked at me and held my eyes , I smiled , then you gave me a laugh . "
0	worst day ever
1	showcase tonight !
0	peek-a-boo ! damn time to go back to work wo0t guess so lol but oh well here we go again time for a 8pm to 7am shift fun fun times
0	- you & should talk ... he had the same problem earlier but I don't think he had success with the Apple Genius
0	Wow what a beautiful day to ......... finish my homework #not
0	hey jonas , when will you guys come to Indonesia ? I love you !
0	PM , T20 Final , Coke Studio , Mauj , Zeb and Haniya , Ali Azmat ... what more could I ask for ... oh ... a camera .. right
1	I need a red bull !!!
0	RT : You're right . I wish my pussy wasn't so loose :( \n\n #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/KOLOd4dGCN
1	Just been on BLIP , I LOVE Sound of Music
0	My car not starting when i have to be at work in 30 minutes is always a great start to the day #not #pissedalready
0	In India , IPL is a Necessity . But Health and Education are Luxuries . \n\n #Irony
0	And the ratings rose because of it . #sarcasm
0	Going home
1	Hello twitters !
1	LMFOA HAHA CUZ YOUR CRAZY BUT I LOVE YOU WHOS HOUSE YOU AT
0	There's no toilet paper in #Canada . #sarcasm pinterest.com/pin/2745085397…
0	my hayfever is going to annoy me in my exam today
1	omy I feel lightheaded lol I feel my self in a zone hahahahahha
0	14+ hours of work is absolutely suitable for my 3 hours of sleep last night ... #Not
0	Bouncing through Kincorth in a rickety old post van , slightly late start , moderately heavy bags ... No early finish today
1	Yard work , painting , Eagle Scout ceremony . . . today's all but done !
0	Went downstairs and saw candy & a purple liquid and thought my mom was making PJ #loll #not #turnupMa
1	is thinking about seeing the new terminator just to watch sam worthington on screen you should check out bootmen w him & adam garcia
1	sent the txt . waiting for reply , if she's still awake . FINGERS CROSSED !!!!!
1	mmmm food i could go for a burrito
1	HEY POIKE ... SO I FINALLY SIGNED ON AND NOW IM FOLLWING YOU .
0	You give every other girl your attention except your girlfriend #realmanstatus #not #tool
0	hahaha ikr . she's a swaggerjackerrr I wanted to b blonde first she always copies me
1	last day of school .
0	You realise that screenshot is from X-Men vs Street Fighter not Marvel vs Street Fighter .. #GAMEKnowNothingAboutGames #Irony
0	Most of you folks hate lawyers and investment bankers , yet you continue to hire them . #irony
0	Corey and I are he best at using the workout stuff xD #not
1	Having a nice cup of tea and a sit down , what a raver !
0	no one wants me on their team !!
0	Absolutely… #Irony of the " throat cramming " by the door to door & cc stalking recruiters . LOL
1	Trying to figure this twitter thing out ... think i will stick to facebook ...
0	The first 6 Star Trek movies will take 7 hours to download , yet the entire series of Next Gen is estimated at 110 days
1	Good Night and Good Morning My Cool Tweeds !!! Hugs lolol
1	just returned from ze college ! Political Sience Vs Natasha 0-1
1	Two is standard , 4 James gets , 4+ is really good friend or I'm feeling hyper/generous
0	Awh That sucks T_T -huggles welpje-
1	yes , I'm interested if you'll pay for my travel to New Zealand The only way to get some type of a vacation these days
1	- happy graduation to me !!
0	The last computer I bought was a mac , 7 years ago . The software costs were killing me , replaced it with the Dell laptop .
1	Because everything here is difficult ! The webcam is in ! very tiny !
1	Taking it to a Store this week to get it fixed . I badly want to fix it myself but it's an Apple device . Not enough courage .
1	Well , thanks !
0	Why must I work why can't I be a bum and do nothing with my life ???? #not
1	Yeah . Now we know that proper Puerto Rico travel advice includes BYOTP .
0	probably gonna have 2 order in 4 ma b-day monday * sigh *
0	I wish I could be there .
1	already done
0	my scalp is burned NOT happy im in pain washin my hair
0	This is how I handle the thirst . #sarcasm #grindrprobs #byefelicia pic.twitter.com/dYsS3M1V7Q
0	Watching my friend Erik play Punch Out on our Wii . I wish more people came to my birthday Al forgot to mention it , and my phones dead .
1	It's a pleasure ! * buddy hug *
1	woke up hearing ship fog horns . ... or maybe it was just his cell phone on vibrate ?
1	Mornin ! Uhh .. I have a SIMS hangover ... just wakin up ! Yikes ... gotta be a school in 20 mins . I appreciate all of yalls concern for me !
1	probably both ... though today I overslept ... by this house ( with two kids ) standards ....
0	Stephenson looks good right now really shutting Lebron down #not stop blowing in his ear and maybe try and play some D u little bitch !
1	I hope everyone following me has an amazing day today . good luck ! yes this means you
1	Good luck
0	i need to learn how to manage my money becuz sometimes i buy crap that i reeaaaly dont need ... like yesterday i bought all this junk food
1	- thank you for your follow , seems you're a big Tony Robbins fan as well ?
1	Is looking forward to an enjoyable evening
1	that would be like Jay Leno did . Sorry
0	Have you ever had that feeling that you live on the wrong side of the world ? All my friends are up while i'm sleeping
0	Feel like I've seen that game before . Oh yeah , pretty much every game for the last 2 months . #pacers #sofuntowatch #sarcasm
0	Got a concussion and didnt make the team , what a good day #not
0	Hope your dog didn't ' let loose ' or your hubby ' let it go ' , as to why your place is such a mess , Kate !
1	I'll check when I get home
0	It even causes Twooshes ! Holy **** I really kind of want one . Oh well , I'd need a job first .
0	I want Sims 3
0	Wow , It happens awesomely in #India . #Shame , #Irony
1	yupp me too . Enough with the Twilight references .
0	#Travellers know better the importance of #relations & #irony is people forget the importance of travelling together in a relation .. #thought
1	It's not sabotage dw It's just Google having problems keeping their myriad of innovation up and online in 1 piece ...
0	sorry for the so late response it * was at the foreign exchange but theres another 1 w just him sugarhill TONIGHT 25$
1	You could name your goat Baaahhhbby ! Kinda catchy , rolls off the tongue ! Big Al can pronounce it
1	congratulations , Miley . You deserve . You're a winner
0	wow this consignment thing really was a failure ; none of my items sold , that makes me really sad
1	Ahhh you're officially corrupted ... hahaha Welcome to Twitter
0	I was just seeing who was gon be at the African American festival & then saw fb post saying she is #Irony She's 1 of my faves .
1	? Nam ! Add nick m ? i twitter c ? a tau c ? i mi . lmqdat1005
0	i want my voice back i'm gonna cry ...
1	I think I'm going to take a hot bath & listen to LVATT
1	Watching Titanic !
0	Ya just got hit on by two older men ! That's awesome I guess ! #not
0	These gas prices are so awesome , specially with my gas guzzler . #not
0	Thank you to the few that danced at prom , you really put yourself on the line #sarcasm
0	I love those long awkward pauses between when you send a risky text and when you get a reply . #not #hello ?
1	ohh yesss move up by 3 99 . mybloglog.com
0	2:15 am yyy am ii stiill up ? mhan ii am tired twitter . i juxt wana qoo too sleep . uqqqhhh q . nite HOPEFULLI
1	RT : We ignore those who want us , want those who ignore us , love those who hurt us , and hurt those who love us . #irony #fact
0	" Gravity is not always convenient ! " - Mr. Donde lol I just dropped my phone but I thought of this saying .
0	dave , they are moving your timeslot in cincinnati to 2-5 . Any way u can get back to 4-7 time ? I can't listen at work .
1	eating a ice cream sandwhich . yumm .
1	although night is upon me , the sun still shines
1	In the Canyon , breaking in the new camera
0	Not being able to find anything good to eat in my fridge literally Pisses me off #hungry
1	In exactly ONE month I will finally be 21
1	That's like Yassy for Yasemin
0	Yeah . It's not so glamorous , but have you been to the Pub on Detroit in Rocky River ? Good drinks , good food , fun atmosphere .
1	OH ! that makes sense I said congrats to her already !!!!
0	I suppose I should hop on the bandwagon and notify everyone of my GPA this past semester . Perhaps I'll fish up a compliment or two #sarcasm
0	“ : #irony pic.twitter.com/IsMFCJyKz0” OH MY GOD
0	After Monday , I'm going to sleep at 8 . #almostdone #not
1	speaking of which you don't even update your feeds on FB . lier !
0	What time does your gym open ? Mine opens at 7 , but I need to leave home at half 7 for work at the latest
1	got time ? let's run im off now .
0	omg my fingers are so long and weird
1	Where's the story ?! I wanna know ! I wanna know !
0	RT : Not making this up : I just got a complaint about how we're technically backwards from a guy with a Juno email address . #irony
0	#Tibet was #not ' liberated ' by China but invaded & illegally occupied #trueTibet
0	Watching Young Guns II - very underrated IMHO , very nostalgic - time to take one last hike in the West tonight
1	Hmm ... Follow Friday for May 29th : - ' cause she's awesome & I love her Youchoob videos .
0	#CancelHannibal bc Will was clearly the one that led on Margot & forced her to get preg against her will . #sarcasm
1	RT : #mystudentsareawesome #irony pic.twitter.com/nUhl2wPzw9
0	: thats small - thanks
1	Oh thanks
1	that`s why you should go for holiday as soon ! ( whithout iPhone & notebook )
1	ELEVEN days left of high school , TWENTY-ONE days until i'm 18 & TWENTY-TWO days until staff !
0	Growing up is hard .
1	reclame f f originale Another 16 Creative Ads in Unusual Places :
0	Man I really love it when sends me pictures of the lake when I'm not there . #NOT
0	Quizas esto no lo deberia twittear but i miss her so much
1	Monrovia bound with Desiree
1	that can be fun though !
0	I just love being ignored , it's my favorite thing in the world !... #not
1	loves how witty is .
1	Fun day with my sister on one ! ha
1	tonight was epic ! All Time Low tomorrow , super stoked ! listening to some secret secret dino club and getting ready for bed , night loves <3
1	Has had a fantastic ! I have such a great bunch of friends
1	hmm .. watchhhh .. spongebob movieeeee imwatchingthatrightnow : L xx
1	and if my dreams are full of great ideas then you will def have been my inspiration !! night
1	Walk The Line Is Pretty Good
0	OMG . I own way too much stuff . WAY TOO MUCH . i dont think i have enough room in the new place
1	Sup ! I miss you . What are you doing ? come over
1	anytime fine just a bit tired but as usual
0	wow what a sad , scary , yet eerily realistic dream !
0	Nothing like realizing your all-nighter efforts were in vain to make you happy you stayed up until 4 am . Stinking disk failure .
0	so no more mr. and mrs. smith ?
0	oops , never ended up watching parks n rec sorry i took over the tv . next time <3
1	apparently , it's football tonight !!!! #amazeballs #not good job I have copious amounts of Pinot in the fridge .... #jeeeeeez
1	Actually we give them away to anyone that comes over . I could give you some to raffle off for your bike thing too
0	#Sarcasm #Sarcastic #SarcasticFont #SarcasmFont #Xpressions \n\nDownload now in the App Store or Google Play ! pic.twitter.com/xHl18oMoqN
0	2 years of living in England = me realising I have so much shit . Packing is such fun #not ( just glad my mother is not here to see )
0	about as bad as booing your team at half time ! Some people suck !!
1	some good movies coming out the next few weekends sweeeet
0	So ready to go to our nice lovely school . Where everyone likes me and we can all be ourselves #sarcasm
1	... but he would have been a dog no matter who he happened to be dogging after .
1	never heard of him
1	Hey lassirra ! Just found your blog , looks great Looking forward to reading more !
0	ahh hell ... this too shall pass , right ! i had been looking so forward to Chicago and it'sb been here and gone now
0	Pple business n who nuh like deal wid me doesn't bother me . check me on a Nxt day when I might care #not rotfl
0	Love spending time with my boy #not #FIFA14 #boytime #bored
1	Th ? i t ? ? i ng ?. Ch ? c c ? nh ? ng ? ngon
0	thinks nothing makes a day great like waking up to find your new quad server doa .
0	Mr hewson is definitely the one to ask about selling policy #not #australianagenda
1	Brilliant idea !!! Just subscribed to the mailing list ... how do I get an invite ?
0	has access to use his laptop , however ... still lost all my pictures from my time here in San Fran ...
0	isn't it just , I've only been outside to get my mop and then raced back in , its so wet and dark
0	i love calling nb power and waiting on the phone for 30 mins .. #not
0	I must say I enjoyed that conversation . #words #sarcasm
0	i think it is because they are in a venue in traverse city , instead of the palace . they don't have the usual tech setup .
1	Took a two hour nap . Now eating dinner at 9:45
1	Checking out for lofts . All of them are sold , but they are dead sexy .
1	if you need any help figuring it out let us know , oh and don't take on high risk targets
0	eating our selfmade spagetti with tomatos an chilli .. yammi Seems everything fine yet . After our first big trouble . BHunny i ? m sorry
1	u make everyday a #travel day , lol . i lov that
1	goodnight twittn friends ! back to my dream-mobil !
0	i really miss her
0	come hang out in the dirty ! It's suuuuuuuuper exciting . #not
0	Boy am I sure glad #Roxy , #Rotunda , and the sirPP squad exposed your REAL intentions izzy . I feel safer already .... #not :o )
0	Sulking , what else .
0	You know you're a dj when you leave the tables for a couple mins #not
0	worried about my dad , just went to hospital
0	No , My car is on it's last legs
0	Going to have some delicious pizza , and then to the dentist
1	Had a great time out with my Dad , Victor and Kirill at Eastside Mario's . Forgot my take-out box of pasta there Have a safe flight , Dad !
0	I've been picked to serve jury duty for the third time this year . How did I get so lucky ? #not
0	hahaha !! oooh .. what if it retaliates and shuts down altogether !!? then there's NO chance of a caff hit
0	California's Next Awesome Tax Idea is Going to Literally Drive Everybody Bonkers ijreview.com/2014/05/136147…
1	I Really want to go home :'( I'm really excited about Brighton thou 2 days to go WOOOOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOP
0	the hills season finale .. and lauren's last episode
0	hey Jessica , has anyone ever told you that you look like JLO ?! Lol . #sarcasm
0	So i hear your not calling her ASHAH !
1	maybe really is a vampire ... he doesn't " need " sleep . wait ... thats .
0	Is about to see Adriana off for a month
0	hey umm just to let u know my site isn't done yet . just finished then closed window without saving
0	I gotta major sore throat ( pause ) uggghh this shit is killin me
0	I know you just be lyin ' to me lol take me to Magic City ... we know u been there B4 ! I need to apply for a job lol
0	I feel like I've failed to do my duty as a white girl if I go to a party and don't instagram it ..... #not
0	Happy birthday to the straightest guy I know #sarcasm
1	listening to " prayer to the children " thru youtube
0	" Are they your eyes " ?! Nooo there my dads .....!!! Never been asked that before #sarcasm #boredofit
1	there was that one time when it was hosted at WebFaction Before moving to tummy.com there's reliably been some problem
0	#FakeboxingFan #FakeSoccerFan #sarcasm
0	I would be kicked out of the military ... i can never be on time , for anything
1	Don't worry ! comes on again !!! You don't * have * to miss it !!
0	dude I was literally walking down the hallway for 3 minutes waiting for them
1	The return of my favorite webshow fiveandahalfgirls !!!!
0	ash
1	Obama's new puppy is soooo cuteeee ! and also the name aaaa i want !
1	- that is awesome .
0	I am a fan of Robert Pattinson , but the man needs his space ! People need to relax & let him be ! He looks sooo unhappy in a lot of photos .
0	Tonight has just been perfect #sarcasm
0	went to the park to see a deer be born , but it died Talked with the neighbours , and now going to bed , guitar had to wait till tomorrow !
1	Great class at bar method ! Now going to My Life in Ruins before the show
0	Choosing to read A Fault in Our Stars was a really good choice to do in public .... #NOT #cryinginanairport
1	Methinks you are correct Sir !
1	Today is prep for filming ... we're going to go to fosters to lay out our plan and our schedule . Creativity works better over lunch
0	Right after I wrote that last tweet about my daughter she rolled over and sleep punched me in the face . lol #fml #irony #stilllovesher :) <3
0	she already lost to Ashley Tisdale so im kinda bummed
1	that is complete bollocks and false advertising ... I do not do the hokey-pokey - I'm a popper and locker !
1	PIERCED LIP ? what a way to start the summer hoorah !
0	Its like yesterday I was telling my mom the please let me go to the movies , now I just want her to let me stay home #irony
1	Expecting nothing less than greatness from a great God ! Psalm 5:3 . Happy Friday !
0	What should I do to make this damn feeling go away ?? It doesn't even worth it . Let me forget it , please ya Allah
0	home studying on this beautiful night
0	lol for RTing my last tweet bc she's perfectly skinny #irony
1	love that shark's like a teenage girl in his fandom though i agree with him on airborne toxic event- they're no joke !
1	And Now You See Why I Move Back To New York
1	- First thing I turned off
1	Wow am I tired .. was up talking to my bffl Daisha til 12ish .. she was talking some sense into me .. Maybe I'll eat some cake to wake up
0	That was a great play that Scott Brooks drew up . #sarcasm
0	You are really making things a lot easier on me , mom .. Thanks . #not
1	#ff #followfriday
1	tenative plan : pack , shower , nap , home
0	I ? m hearing your scream ... stop please .... wait .. sorry ... it was mine
1	hahah i feel that !
0	What should I get pops 4 Fathers Day ? Suggestions ? Its really hard 2 get stuff 4 peope who have everything or can buy whatever they want
0	No way did I expect to see a team that westrook is on to have the most techs by 19 in the nba this season #sarcasm
0	It's early , I'm sleepy , my heart is kind of pounding and I miss him terribly . Poop
1	Pouya & bones are so fucking good like it literally makes no since why nobody put them on yet
0	hahahaha good morning !! Well if that's really ur location I'm on my way !! Lol j/k that's where I got lost when I went there
0	funny - same Monday start here too Hate it when I forget to setup the coffee pot
0	yaaaay ! Problem : I move tomorrow .
0	" I cant handle your sarcasm " aka Im a #jerk who actually doesnt even know what #sarcasm means ! period !....
1	a big shout out to the motion picture fund for coming through when disability and workers comp failed ! they do look after their own
1	5 dollar footlong thats what i got !
0	Not meant to sound like a threat or something ... Why do I bother when I know you are not reading this .
0	I just got a faded haircut and haven't shaved my face in two weeks #hipster #not
1	im just b . sing about the i-toy
0	Just burn't my croissant under the grill
1	I'm ALWAYS right babe ! Don't u know that i'm King Julian ? xD We can really well be a HERO without destroy all the world ...
1	in that case I am a little bit jealous
0	Sick at home
1	#followfriday
1	I am just so loving you this morning . You made my day special . Thank you for the #followfriday mention . Hugs to you .
0	I was hopping that jon and kate would not get a divorces I thought that they were a good cupple to bad
0	Went to bed cute woke up cute #not #headachesfordays #canthanganymore someone bring me advil #please
0	FACT : If everyone on earth flushed the toilet at the same time , the earth will go through a wormhole . #science #not science
0	Holy crap on a stick ! The Crown Uptown is closing !!
0	Tuscaloosa does #not #rustle . \n➔ . com ☉\ninvention \n♼ follow ❋\n #sensitivity
1	AND THANK YOU SELENS UR THE BEST HERE FOR YOU
0	Didn't get the r : A tour DVD yesterday If I don't get it tomorrow , I am sending hmv an e-mail ! I want it so bad
0	“For months we’ve been about as welcome in this town as a cold sore . ”
1	- dining out with karbela girls
0	I fell asleep .
0	Personally I love how quiet it is when my parents visit . #not #annoying
0	haha i have a job !! it just started and i get paid biweekly so THERE . i have an EXCUSE . lol
0	I miss my laptop
1	Still working on #twitter on irc.twitchat.net Set up a new helper ( buddy of mine ) Spooky ( via )
1	At Anjela's party prepare to get soaked
1	I think power-assist #e -bikes can stay in bike lane but what happens when ppl like you and me want to overdrive the electrics
1	hey there .... been a long day . About to head to the airport for the last time in this stint & fly back to Brisbane
1	' glee ' - awesome !
0	All this twittering is making me miss my dad and stepdad wondering who is treating them to a meal over on the west coast have a good day !
0	i wanna go to my friend's house .
1	holiday is now booked yayyy !!
0	thanks for the invite however I don't think I can make it ..
1	LOL It's so nice to be ( nearly ) home again . Flying home BNE-WLG on on Friday . Yay !
0	Half naked guys have arrived
0	Cannot wait for the NBA playoffs are over so I can watch the WNBA !!! #not
0	Exactly ! Note : #irony RT : but aren't large mergers/consolidations/purchasing of medical groups hurting this ? #NYThft
0	not tights .... THIGHS . Scots-Irish coloring ... I roast before tanning .
0	Okay , time to swallow my pride and shut my design eye , and open a new bebo page
0	Hair , meet humidity , you two will be great friends this summer #not
1	nice .. but I agree with ... let's see what dear comes up with
0	[ my name ] loves [ no results found ] .
0	In other news , Heather just burnt milk . So I see being a good housewife in my future ! #sarcasm
0	You are about as on the ball today as a dead seal .
0	he isn't ... Hahahahahahahahaha candy just knows how much I liked him #not
0	" A secret is a #Secret , your #not allowed to repeat it . "
0	If we have plans at 11 don't leave your phone in the car and not call me back until 1 . #ovbs #not #importnant #
1	*** Happy Birthday Coppelia *** God bless you !
1	haha just checking
0	the GMATs kicked my ass ... I don't think I'm going to get the score I wanted
1	watching SNL with guess Justin Timberlake ... OMG ! He is too funny ! hahahah
0	Officially registered , was lucky to get a badge that doesn't even mention \n #Sarcasm #CitrixSynergy pic.twitter.com/2i3TfH1GRx
1	, * makes you some dank pad thai with some roasted cashews in it *
1	Dvd player broke . Now in bed with the portable . Its quite comfy and now if im too tired i can just fall asleep
0	Sadly not , I gotta work my notice till the end of the month but the countdown has begun !!
0	Lol the BI girl who cut me off/turned into my lane ... #FBI #atleastyourecute #not #experienceddriversonly #blindspot #mirrors #checkthem
1	never be ashamed of liking or having liked coheed , it's like people pretending not to like blink-182 . what's not to like ?!
0	one final left .... the im free .... until summer school
0	sabbb i have no friends on twitter only you ! haha
1	Wedding in bergen done . Now for confirmation in hommelvik . Neither mine
0	So want an API in my exam
0	Blah .. Wish I was out tonight doing something fun . Instead I'm in bed listening to my mom bitch #sofun #not ! Ugh .
0	I've had a pretty Bueller type of day #NOT #typeofway #bueller #bueller #bueller
0	Running in this heat not recommend ! Falling over and getting stung by a nettle probably didnt help #fb
0	Sonny Gray just might have a better move to first than #Lester #Sarcasm
1	My sister is out of the hospital ! I hope the rest of her summer is better than the beginning
1	frequent videos are cool do ittttt
1	Driving to emily's wedding , the first of many biola weddings ... Good thing jon foreman and dutch bro's make good company
0	ooo I know I'm behind ... but 6 more followers till i hit 3-digits ... hmmm i musn't be that interesting
0	Just set a new personal best for least amount of info known on a test . Thankfully I didn't spend hours studying #sarcasm #firstfinal
1	So , Alan Wake looks like a Finish Luigi's Mansion . Looking forward to it . #E3
1	GOOD LUCK .
1	Vertical Slice - June 6th 2009 is now on #coolshite ( ) . Remember to comment on the blog
1	If you have to inject 8 mocks into a legacy class to get the most simple case to work , you know it needs some work #wishTheyUsedTdd
0	Sometimes I wish the internet would take a leave of absence ... #irony
0	What a joke the yearbook was ! Like I'm glad you've documented specific lives , I'll be able to hold onto that in the future #NOT #pathetic
1	morning Procrastinating at work ... What about you ? Congratulations on 300 !!!
0	my camera is brokenz and not supported by vista
0	I swear i have the best luck . #sarcasm
1	my day today is so far okay .
1	Today's my 111th birthday ! Well , not quite . But it is my birthday . Going to celebrate it with coffee & sandwhiches in the forest . Yay !
0	Steven's last day in Columbia .
0	" And maybe you have a secret addiction to pornography or struggle with anger " pastor creep face . Followed by the song " he touched me " #irony
0	I guess we aren't going to get a football stadium after all .
0	#irony is when you choose to hike a trail to escape the bustle and discover a motorable road from the other side at the top ! #windyhills
0	So surprised more of an issue hasn't been made of former LNP minsters warning & criticising current government . #chaos #auspol #sarcasm
0	Today's going really well for me . #sarcasm
0	This gash on the side of my face looks just great #not
1	woo hoo ! It's lovely when they do these new things
0	I love my job so much that I like to spend all Saturday there . #DQ #DQSwag #sarcasm #ihatemylife instagram.com/p/nR4lkeDc8I/
1	is VERY drunkk . xoxo
0	Sorry guys , had to leave the launch a bit early . Would've liked to stay a bit longer Thx for the thought provoking talk
0	Missed the Lions match today although I've heard we had a kicking ! Sat through the Scottish Cup final though ( 1-0 to Rangers ) .
1	woohoo Keith Urban is coming to Sydney in Dec
0	breaks my heart bout Jon & Kate !
0	i know what u mean
1	you're welcome , sis
1	Yup ! Liked #Wolverine a lot Don't understand negative reviews .
1	I'm gonna try this time hi lovely !
1	good morning , and thanks for the retweet . I was impressed with the interaction on the site
1	: True blood > sleep - I'm so watching that right now too , how ironic lol
0	thought everything was good again
0	RT : I'm to fuccd up In the head the deception always come from the people I never expect #irony
1	goodnat see you at Torsdag
0	I love baseball :))))))) #sarcasm
1	my tweets are good
0	Let's see how loud you can get your motorcycle !? cus I think it's cool to be annoying ... #sarcasm
0	So much respect for people who wear weed on their clothes #not
1	Time to go , lesson is over Tweet you later
1	do it ! i highly recommend ravello
1	
1	wooot ! weekend so far so goooood =D ?
1	Gratzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Bubby 1st place commercial contest of xteener !
0	i picked the one no one seems to want much .
0	You should start a business ... minding your own ! #sarcastweet
1	- I love this little girl so much
1	Good stuff , keep dancing Did you hear my new music show btw ? You might be able to dance to some of it
1	ill see u later for fondou . I think i spelled that wrong .
0	anyone else find it funny that the MIAMI HEAT are complaining cuz building was too hot ? They play in Miami ... not Toronto . #irony
0	It makes sense to not talk to me when I didn't do anything ? #not
0	riding my bike then getting cleaned up to go out shopping for clothes for the Florida trip ... then work
0	I really like the fact that my team wana be cool wit each other AFTER the season .. #Sarcasm
1	my mum's gonna kill me if she sees me awake . GOOD NIGHT TWITTERWORLD
0	I hear tonight is the last jleno show
1	He told the freshies . x ) And you should eat . It's called a hangover ! Jk .
1	Familys over talking about stuff lmao
1	Dude , my eyes have been hurting watching a zillion tapes in fast forward throughout the day
0	just got let go for no reason hahaha love estes park businesses ! #not #fuckyou
0	RT : Headed to the car for lunch break . I hope every sports radio station is talking #nfl #draft again ! #sarcasm
1	lol . we are great , thanx ! goodnight !
0	Having to come from the best friends to do my last shift tomorrow ... just want to stay at home with them #not #happy #meh
0	Bumped into a friend at the library . \nFriend : " Tu idhar kya kar raha hai ? " \nMe : " Cricket khelne aaya hu . " \n #MentosColaMoment #Idiots #Sarca
1	HAD FUN ON MY B-DAY WEEKEND ..
1	Your love is a lie-SIMPLE PLAN !!!! Mariah (:
1	laying down rite now ... going out later with friends !
1	home right now . considering subscribing for digi data unlimited plans . comments ?
1	You can go to fridays .. it's a very nice place to eat ! Or if you prefer something light , we have the ibirapuera park .
1	soooo wiped out ... taking a shower and then going to bed
0	and well if I'm ur laziest friend where does that leave me ? lmao !
0	Just got 45 emails in the span of 2 mins from the Everest empire
0	I love working 8 hour shifts when it's nice outside #not
1	excitedd for the hills tonightttt
1	chillen in mr. a's room ... ahh ! how i love mario kart
1	I realized they I love tinkering on he Harley . Tech geek as frustrated mechanic could be scary !!!
0	Obviously , Durant is good enough to lead his team to the Finals . #not
0	but no hader
0	can't believe her sisters are so far away , and getting farther ...
0	Ugh got strip throat .. cannt even talk that much ... #greatsummer #not
1	same here ! and then mums always like what are you doing aha xxx
0	“ : As a #Cancer your intuition about people is often correct . ” #disagree #not
0	me has finished my hot chocolate now but my lappy is burnung my leg and am too warm . Xxx
0	Facebook product director furious at Facebook’s effect on news #irony via ow.ly/xoeII
0	Yay ! The playdate is back on but my van's transmission is dead
0	Morning hun . I know . I'm so annoyed that people do that
0	ew . completely #unoriginal #twitter now looks like #facebook thanks for even asking me if this is what i wanted #not #inconsiderate
0	The best part of the draft is seeing how many football experts there are on Facebook & twitter . Wow , y'all! So clever . #not
0	Why am I wasting my time when I could be studying super exciting U.S. History ?! #sarcasm
1	says I got up early and watched YouTube and got dressed now I'm running behind !!! GAH ! have a great day everyone I'll check in when I can
1	its been quite a good week hasn't it
1	damn right
1	Literally thought I did bad on Vesce's last quiz but apparently I did good bc I got an 88
1	go to sleep now
0	My great- great aunt is in the hospital on a ventilator .
1	... Lloyd you have one beautiful nozzle !!!!!!
0	Hey there ! You are here for the fun ... until Twitter goes down for maint
0	ugh i ruined my toes they were so perfect nd i destroyed them theyre too short i look like a ten year old girl ..
1	it's all about the cocoa puffs . . . After you eat them you get to drink chocolate milk !
1	Me , Cody and Sarah are heading to PCB
1	no reason in the world i should get off my ass right now .
1	Take That on Friday , whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
0	Totally got shafted with duty and found out I can't come home for bro's graduation
1	Wonderful city , Ljubljana ! I also enjoyed Bled and some wonderful Slovenian virtual friends that I finally met in flesh and blood
0	Allergies are back . Should I start snorting curry ? #sarcasm
0	oh yeah let me just do that one real quick , it'll sound really good acoustic . #not
1	says the man posting from twibble - i mean wtf ? BTW i coded up that thing we were talking about >=] watch this space
0	Woke up early done more revision for Tuesday ! Leaving at 3 for my exam wish it was Friday afternoon already ! Gna be a hard week !!
1	Okie , all that #SSS stuff is out of the way . Feel like some fresh baked croissants and a nice big cup of Java
1	I stayed in bed for an hour after I woke up this morning , thinking " OMG I'm running a marathon tomorrow ?! " AHH !
1	is going to liverpool tomorrow to see/meet fightstar
1	longest shower of my life
0	oh no !!! sorry hon .
0	gotta love the new Chanel N ? 5 ad . If only life was like this in the real world !
1	The Killers help me run fast !
0	will be homeless starting tomorrow
1	LOL Yay ! At least you have a plan . I might go see it tomorrow after class . I end at 9:40 am , so I have all day . lol
1	I did something that Basil Fawlty said not to do . That may be a bit cryptic for you , not sure
1	. Aiyaamekkkkcited !!
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
0	oh wow , where did this come from ? you just hurt MY feelings
1	morning ! today is day 2 of graduation practice . Wed . is the big day . Today is also the last day i get to be in video production . bye gray
1	Leverage marathon ! weeee !
1	and then you shall come here
0	Also too much candied ginger , agh . It was supposed to be for curing motion sickness on the bus , boo .
0	Ahhh ! Now my legs are tingeling !
0	I'm so , so tired
0	In Henley for Henley Women's Regatta . Manic depressive weather . On my laptop , writing essays before I leave for the US .
1	Had a good evening
1	On my way to the meeting point ... 2day we gonna shoot em up lol ... Paint ballin day
1	I'm on my way , from misery to happiness to HOME !
0	Let's all give a round of applause to my lovely defect ( Duane's syndrome ) .. Because having ur eyes fucked up is so cool #sarcastictweet
1	Just read a couple of pages from Twilight <3 It's getting interesting
1	Gratz for having 100 followers K4Ge ...
0	anyone up for a walk on this beautiful night we have ? #not
1	I got my first package from home !! I wonder what's inside !! What a wonderful day !!!
1	ima get sick from eatting these cheap mints but they r soo good mhmm
1	Oh that one ! Yeah I love that ! Its a really cool song
1	haha you are just as bad as I am .... Well perhaps a little less retarded . I am attempting to knit myself gloves this winter
0	someone ask how does your life taste mooonn cos mine is sour and sweet ? it taste bitter #fb
0	We should all praise Lance Stephenson for blowing a kiss to Michael Sam , cause that's what really happened last night #inspiring lol #not
0	Gotta change my pic 2 . Bad luck . Had this pic when they lost .
1	You in a hot and spicey frame of mind today ?
0	iss soo stresssed form homeworkk ! * sighh * Doo Doo Lifess Good !
0	I'm actually so cold I need a boyfriend . : L
1	Done with college for good in 8 days , I literally cannot wait to start summer
1	got the vocals today .. gonna be finishing up the new track
1	Check out Lap Rap create your own covers for your laptop
1	cuz ya keep tryin to make charust happen ? Ill pass on sitting by you haha
1	im not exactly getting it .. hmmm .. whatever it is .. i hope something would give you relief .. cheer up romeo
1	Today I Am doing early morning exercise , bible study , liturgical dance rehersal , health care reform kick - off's , how delightful
1	It's like my Dad said " If you can't say something nice , at least lie about it and don't be such an asshole about things . " I miss my dad .
0	I want a zombie apocalypse just so that all the people who talk about surviving zombie apocalypses can die in a zombie apocalypse . #Irony
0	I'm so happy the guy who fixed my laptop deleted all my photos #sarcasm #chelseashavingabadday
0	I'll almost miss us complaining about school everyday lol #not
0	When thinks he's cool enough for me to stalk him #not #goodtrythough #yoursothotful
1	reason for picture is ordered me to * sniff * - as to name , never , secret to the grave and all that ...
0	give away 2 what ? wow what kind of stuff am i missing ....
0	This sucks .. Lakers can't lose haha i'm addicted with NBA and Twitter ..
1	Hah ! Well done , then . :-) You had the last word/laugh , so to speak .
1	They're goood
0	I love all these text from my friends asking to hang out tonight #sarcasm
0	late for work
1	in essen ! chilling and relaxing with patricia at home ! tonight is ladies night wohooo !!
0	- We was there aswell !! we are so upset that we did not see you !! Ly x
0	I feel sick today
0	Damnit twitter ! Keep getting my hopes up that mabe he texted back but noooooo ! I miss him
1	yeaj ! ... nu hat mein macbook auch applecare protecion plan
1	back from lunch at CPK ... Ms. S my bosses treat ! hoooray !
1	Gash . I only have 3 hours of sleep . But it's okay , because something good has happened .
1	watching Jeopardy ! im such a nerd i kno .. bt ima b a RICH nerd once i win !
0	Some people are born blessed with the knack to fuck up ! #Genius #Respect #Sarcasm
0	Just learned that KCl absolutely STINGS when given through IV . I know this because Kyan has been screaming since it was given to him .
0	finially demi's itunes live from london is up .. about time ... she was before miley and miley's came out 1st
1	thanks for the help bb ! hehehe .
0	Because pointing out all the things that someone does wrong makes them feel great #not #shutup
0	we are too broke for netflix that is a great idea though !!! how are you guys ?!
1	it's squirrel wars in the back garden , 5 of them chasing each other , 2 youngsters
0	I love now snapchat just assumed i wanted to updatemy phone .. #sarcasm
0	thinking of my sister and stepfather today
0	On the Raptors bandwagon ? #Toronto #NBA #RAPTORS #loss #fans #humour #sarcasm vine.co/v/M6aMQdKKZFI
1	So the movie was 3-D and really gooood
0	new rent boy is clearly a man of " culture " and " high morals . " #irony pic.twitter.com/IxMcOHRHHo
1	and that is why Jeremy did not ride the bull . Although I told offered $500 to do it . I said make it $ 1,000 !
1	I'm not ready to go to school yet I'm happy classes are suspended
0	Oh you can't get dinner ? Guess that means you hate me now #not
1	Back no internet at home . here at mom's ofc . goshh , im so scared )
0	Ghettogeek , the way I teach is so unique \nI use the " originate to innovate " technique\nto express my consciousness in plain speak . #irony
1	Only if I get to pick the music at the ceremony
1	ultimate multitasking - escaping Alaskan Overlook/Shining Lodge AND product reviews
0	my life is fucke up now every thing family friends gf .. ahhh
1	Thats what I ended up using in the end
0	<---- was totally the kid that took the candy apples during halloween lol
0	I know
0	Oi I messed up my back
1	woohoo ! im an aunt ! my brother's hottie just had a 8'13 oz baby boy they named Alexander Durant
1	Yep all caught up I really dislike having to catch up my new feeds after a period of being away . Downright painful !
0	i miss my laptop
0	Grumpy manager ... sorry you had a shit month in your territory but no need to take away from the best month I've had . Great motivation #not
0	I love how mature you are #sarcasm
0	I just love waking up and feeling all congested #not
0	I went to a TMJ specialist today and turns out my jaw has been out of place for a while and now I get to wear a jaw splint . YAY ! #not
0	home ... ugh ! sooo annoyed !
1	Of course What's your favorite Clash album ?
1	looking at cars again today with mumma and dadda what should i get ?
0	' for the boys' ? Including you I presume ?!! Mint !! Nee idea what we're doing . We'll be out . Somewhere . Doing something . #beer #not
0	. Because that's all women are , right ? #sarcasm What about scripts w/ male characters & their dick sizes ?
1	is tired from licking tory's taint all last night . I love that hairy Greek god !
1	I LOVE laundry day ( which is tomorrow ) cause that's the day I don't wear underwear !!!
1	got a diamond ring today
0	BACK TO UNI TOMORROW . My two weeks of leisure are over
1	Tomorrow : " shakespeare in the park " audition audition , then soup plantation & circus with michael to celebrate our 9 month anniversary
0	I still haven't seen Notion .
1	this is what alyssa was talking about , you can look at other peoples conversations
1	Happpy b day me !
1	bought loads of vintage jewelery today
0	he said you don't #sarcasm
1	long time ! settled a ?
1	- lol (: its pretty though xo
1	I literally love Stephen A smith haha he's hilarious
1	It's sooo cool down here !
0	The most wonderful feeling in the world is finding out the only flip flops I should be wearing for my feet are $60 . #not
1	Bought an online marketing book from & ws really helpful sorting out a technical issue . Hv the books now Thanks
0	RT : #IRONY ... for some , that thing that you use , to get the wrinkles outta your clothes with .
1	Team is at the Cresson Motorsport Ranch ! There is currently a sportsbike event going on and it sounds awesome
1	hahahahaaa ... aye brah ? we gon be killin them bxtchs n da A . LOL . fxckd around & nd found my * partner n crime * !!!
0	Bugger , just remembered I came up woth a brilliant BNP joke this morning but can't remember what it was ...
1	just bought an Gucci and Burberry purse
1	that would be assuming all Pakistani women think alike . Fallacious , to say the least
1	My very first tweet !!
0	i dont want to
0	Hoping I can get some decent sleep tonight since I didn't get any worth shittt last night Goodnight World ! XOXO
0	I can't believe our school put the wrong date on the graduation programs , how embarrassing #typicalhughson #wereeducated #not
1	YAY so you wanna start ??? pleaaaaaase ?
0	Cleaning room than work .. Perfect way I wanna spend my summer #not
0	It's cool that I've almost broken my neck three times this week #not
0	Temp at 38 now . Oh noes I hope I can still make it for camp tmr !!!! But guess I'm gonna have to give jap food a miss
1	Only this monday and ONE more ... then SUMMER !!!!! i cant wait !!!!!!
0	iv only just got in from riding so mine is pasta peas and cheese #domesticgoddess #not
0	Now you've all got me crying too !! Sleep will help , but it won't make us feel 100% better will it ?
0	I was a latch key kid . I remember one summer when Guns n ' Roses November Rain video seemed like all they played
0	that really sux about mikes lil girl
0	oook , every1 needs 2chillllaxxx a/b the boat , & that includes u & .... we're all family here ... no need 4 hurt feelings
1	i know You ready for the big date tonight ? Get your pic up !
1	~ even though I was born and raised in the South ~ Ya'll doesn't sound good in any accent
1	22 Jump Street was literally hilarious ! cannot even breathe .
1	Soulja Boy and GWAP Boys were awesome tonight xoxo
1	yaey .. you're back hey ..
0	RT : You're such a fantastic person . #Sarcasm
1	Listening to Offspring and surfing the web .
1	i am going to marry chris nu ? ez and andy samberg we'll be so happy together !
1	Haha , I like how you corrected yourself with that one there , Demi
1	have you watched US Open live ? New York yun dba , Madison Square ? I missed the matches last night , oh well sa news nlng
1	bet you wont tweet me , BUT IT WOULD'VE BEEN AWESOME . i'm gonna pretend that you did . then i'll feel happy all day
1	Whoo hoo ! Finals start tomorrow . . . best of luck to all at Fresno State ( students AND faculty !
0	why is this taking so long !?
0	- omg ! you face , say sleep !!!
1	I recieved an unexpected text ! How exciting ! The forcast is looking sunny in Neil world ! Shame back in reality its raining ! bleuch !
0	it's so good to have u back hurling this year and being around the panel !! #sarcasm
0	well , its not good at all i have a blody exam after 2 hours and i just woke up
0	Cause yeah .. The ENTIRETY of the population of USA sound the same , New Yorkers sound the same as Californians #Sarcasm #NoMumStahp
0	Found a little dog , looks like a tiny dobermanpincher , the chihuahua is bigger than it is . He wont drink water . wonder where he came from
1	what games have got you hooked to 360live ?
0	houses r toooooo expensive in b'lore ... no wonder its a dream for many ... that includes me
1	6 hours of Cowboy Bebop And 1 hour of Inyuasha on Adult Swim ! #not #sleepy
1	dont forget a new dipstick
0	I think my power supply just died
1	thank goodness i bullshitted my way through them
0	Thanks for coming to the Phil .! I wasn't able to watch you on TV today though Hope you enjoy your stay here .
0	happy mothers day to my mum ... who is on the other side of the world lol
1	Yea i love Conan he rox and so funny
0	That power lineup is working out great for the #Braves #Sarcasm
0	Sister just curled my hair ... I look like a fucking poodle ... #thanksSis #not
1	40404 = The number of times that MJ has been on a plane in the past month .
0	damn rough .. worth it tho , amazing party ! off to sweat it out at a swimming gala #fun #not
0	lsdkfjd YOU HAD YOUR BABY . CONGRATS !!!
0	Back on the east coast
0	I hope your weather is better for your ride than for mine in Gloucestershire
1	I have a piano . I'll listen .
0	having major probs with my pc and graphics card
1	when I'm at work honey
1	can't wait to go out !!!! I want to get absolutely off my face tonight please !!! been one of those weeks ...
0	Bored at work
1	I taught my 9 year old daughter how to make your braised chicken yesterday . She was so proud of her work
1	i really hope u could ride a jeepney b4 u leave philippines .
1	Going to NZ ? It's been a few years but when in Wanaka make sure to look up Orient Express restaurant and ask for Bee divine Chinese
1	Lots of rain outside . Time to deploy the hovercraft .
0	Friends who mek me feel lyk am number 10 on thr list #not interested
1	i feel the same way too !! I feel like skating all the way down the mall on wheels when i see one of those kids .
0	On my first cup of coffee . Can't wake up .
1	- Amazing ciroc shots !!
0	Finding out they put the wrong " your " on the top 10 award is so ironic , its “you're " not “your " #imnottop10 #irony
1	<333333333 love you !
0	Thanks for the retweet ! I skipped class tonight to be there ... so when y'all said not to skip class ... #Irony :-)
0	These girls working this bar ... smh ... I bet their mothers are proud #NOT #hoes
0	and u don't want to celebrate with me that's how it got broken
1	traffic in B'Lore would be a folklore soon In a decade or so , you'll salute one of the greatest cities in southern india .
1	Holy Crap ! Jessica Hynes of Spaced & Sean of the Dead was nominated for a best actress/play Tony ! Lost to Angela Landsbury , tho
1	i have 5 people following me and 4 of them probably are not going to read this ........ hi emma
1	coffee house april ' 09 good times !!
0	My tummy hurts
0	Lol I luv when I accidentally delete my resume & have to make a new one #not
0	My installation of Visual Studio Team System 2010 doesn't like my Windows Worklfow project . It opens the project and crashes right away
1	says ... my little god-daughter turns 6 today ! Happy Birthday , Mishiru !!! huggies for you as always !
1	Got to love those LAKERS
1	wants to go see on tour hope i get tickets
0	yeah you're right you have the sickest flow on the team aj #not
1	goood morning
0	ER Dr. - " Good thing you took all those Valium . That fall down the stairs would have killed you . " #irony
0	working on my new class stuff ..... having a frustrating week .
0	Love when my 5 hour shift turns into a 7 hour shift with no choice on my part whatsoever :))))))))))) #not
1	yogurt =
0	hate that my stupid internet is cutting me off for no reason ... its stupid
1	We've hired our roofer ! I'm so excited ! Our place is going to look amazing !
1	is in rianne's housiee !
0	prague at night with my favorite german claudia . SOBRANG GANDA " claudia what the **** is this place ?!? " <3 prettiest mc donalds .
0	So I was stuck in traffic during the entire Rafa's match ... in fact I am still 20 mins away from home ... just a great Saturday in London #not
1	when is your semi ? the 25th ? cause thats the last day of school for me .. and graduation so nervous lol .
0	Now that I've graduated high school I have sooo much Free Time ... I am stuck doing chores during the week ! Great start to summer #not
0	Just saw video reaction to Sterling . Very articulate and non-racist message , Snoop . Didn't compound the issue at all . #sarcasm
1	awww rain ? it's so hot and sunny here in Ipswich
0	I just love 16 hour shifts . They are my fav . #sarcasm
1	Good .. So 11:10 or 13:00 showing 2moz ?
0	My tweetdeck is not working worst day ever
0	Apparently my mom isn't going to let me take my car when I move to bountiful this weekend . I'm in a GREAT mood now . #not
1	Heh . That was supposed to be a DM , of course .
1	Cos they make us hate ourself and love they wealth .. #yourwords #irony #allfallsdown pic.twitter.com/nxzctvpiXf
1	Never be afraid to try something new . Remember , Amateurs built the Ark . Professionals built the Titanic !
1	you're going to need a lot of it ;) same for me at anime next
0	Having to grit my teeth when a woman for her wedding wants pink and red balloons in a stack together . Yeah it will look nice #not
0	, well .. the good thing is that i don't need to the assignment tonight ! yay ! but .. i have to do it tomorrow
1	you we're really good last night at the britney concert well done xx
1	What a great night for a walk ! It's been a great day !
0	and yes , I'm still up
0	So this girl couldn't come over but she could snap chat me all night ... Makes sense . #not
0	I would thank you for Mr Button ... A bit too much malbec ...
0	Hopefully the can trade all of there draft picks to move up and draft another wide receiver . #sarcasm
0	Going out to the daycare again today ... Like none of us have babysat in our lives so lets practice ... #Sarcasm
1	but it's not enough ! i want more eggs ! more more more ! i think ember & flame will be next . seem to be working towards it .
0	Long day ?
1	{ whoot-whoot ! } I love for naming ABCD Blog of the Week . So sweet and a mood up-lifting too !
1	needs tons of luck for tomorrow
1	had a great time with my friend yesterday ! but I didn't see Finland's ice-hockey game last night .. =( and Belarus won Finland ! bad times
1	packing for dubai ! excited
1	Still a little cold here , Soph has to wait til mid-June for swim lessons . She's looking fwd to it , esp diving off the diving board ... NOT
0	i would ride but my bike is out of services .
1	Writing a TCR episode in my notebook . I find this one to be a bit boring but the next one is where it picks up again .
0	wish you we're coming to Perth
0	Not impressed with cheap night movies selling out before I get to buy my ticket wah wah !
1	Hell yeah !! Found it last week , and I ? ve been reading on and off since
0	I just love when guys make up that we've made out ?? #yeahright #keeplying #thatllgetyoufar
0	Grr early morning flight back to Newark vacation offically over
1	absolutely - what is a summer blockbuster flick without a BlackBerry theme to go along with it ?
0	my foot hurts
1	man that is a dream band , I'm def coming to that show whenever yall are in the area . How's lil key ?
1	its ok , its nice as well in this weather , can do better actually
1	#myweakness shopping , shoes and purses and a good rough fuck haha
1	is at college
1	ummmm I just realized who else follows you . Niiiiiice hahahaha . iiiii love it
0	I'm so glad your in my life to make me feel better about myself , and to correct my grammar #not #hateyou #praisejoethough
1	Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis . Old but still good !
1	The mouse laid it all out on the table , so to speak . On the phone , after all . I hung up on him on good terms , chewing over what he told me .
0	OMG i got up at 6:15 am and went for a jog when i got back i felt soo sick so i didnt go to school or work
1	ah the hills bom jst poloudala ko bo , awardse pa zmeri gledam zdej ponaulajo od lan , krneki
0	That beautiful feeling of being left in Read #sarcastictweet
0	at home in this sunny saturday huh !
1	is awake . just typing away .
0	wifi outside the dorm . but i had to pay for it .
1	my 700 followers = the best followers
1	aroundd + breaghs dance recital
0	going to bed ... got to get up early .
0	The world TOTALLY needs more Ben Stiller movies… #sarcasm
0	It's crazy how much NBA/NFL experts " know " #sarcasm
1	yuuummm i had a bagel with mine
1	At the Grandparents until tomorrow but I'll try get a picture up asap ! She's adorable !
0	Also I'm currently in public with zero makeup on so I guess that's cool ?? #not
1	awww congrats
0	Yay i totally spend my day how i wanted to , all alone and doing fuckalll :)))) #sarcasm
1	Today was so-so .. Dinner-brown rice w/green curry chicken + avocado slices ummmm can`t wait ! Gym first ...
0	Lazy Sunday , wishing i was in Los Angeles attending the MTV Movie Awards in Studio City
0	aww , the poor kitteh !
1	Thanks .
0	((()))
1	Planning to apply for a 90 day visa and just stay in Japan for that long , therefore making it less costly . woo !
1	congrats !! cannot wait to see u saturday in portland !!
1	I wish you a pleasant day with Selena and Miley
0	I can't get through i'm so sad !
0	Yeah , Gael you're a warrior . You fought like a lion , died and came back to life on court . #NOT #youreadisgracetoo
0	Attending a early morning meeting when all the Google Reader items are ' read ' is boring
0	Hot guy on the train , please dont judge me by this haircut
1	get a job there
1	Had 3 glasses of wine and a busy day feeling relaxed now
0	Of course . This is wonderful . #Sarcasm #SoNotWonderful
1	Ok Twitter friends , I'm heading to bed . I've been on the computer to long tonight updating my Facebook Sleep well and tweet you soon ! XO
0	that's a common fear , I'm afraid dear for englishmen , italians and everywhere in the world #iranelection
0	I used to be the nigha you crossed the street to avoid . Now I employ the same people who thought I might rob em #irony
1	lol ... fabulous . I am full of pointless info
0	Hello hot and almost humid weather , hello break out zone on my nose . My face goes from dry to oily like that . So frustrating .
0	I can't wait for the next show in Sao Paulo , you were amazing in the last two
0	driving home after shopping in long island - weathers still horrible
0	why am I up I hate this shit . Im literally dragging my self to schoool uggggggh but good morning !
0	Last home ec today why couldn't it be computer sciences last class .......
0	When you hear “rappers” spitting over a tune that sounds remotely familiar to your parents native soundtrack . Uhh ok . #socreative #not
0	Hey remember when you thought you had the series ? #not #BecauseItsTheCup #hawkswin
1	thanks
1	and then there was 5 ! only five people i see updating their twitters . good thing they're exciting ppl .
0	wish there was something i could do about the pain
0	I feel like I have let you down will have to make it up to you !!
1	It's after 5 ! That means it's G&T time ! Be sure to ad a twist of lime
1	hey !. r u going to MOA on sat ???
1	My bloody valentine 3d ... Sitting with with these fancy 3d glasses on right in front of the tv ... lol redic
0	Also , were " not " jokes left in the 90s ? Was it just a kid thing ? We can only pray they have been saved by playground across America . #not
0	Just starting this tweet thing cuze so bord at work I do graveyard at a local mall how fun is that
1	bottom of the ocean is my favorite
1	I wonder who directed , there's definitely an ipod commercial in their future .
1	It's freezing cold in town , and I love it
1	You're welcome bb
1	made me kinda laugh ! i'm kinda addicted , have all the seasons on dvd that's all !
0	I hate you guys ! I had to get up early ! LOL I LOVE YOU
0	I can't sub to enter ! I don't have a YouTube account !
0	No access to scissors .... couldn't open my nicotine patch packet ... hurt my teeth ... Had a cigarette .... #irony
1	Thats A HOT !!! Remix of Birthday Sex ... Love It
1	No probs ! * Sends free pizza slice to you *
0	i don't speak the english
1	haha gorn your funny .. ive been voting for sway sway all arvo haha ... #andyclemmensen #andyclemmensen #andyclemmensen
0	oh yeah , he'll do great in this job . #lol #not RT : . <---- AHAHAHAHAHA . He already has me blocked . #homophobe
0	ftsk got plugged on fallon by selena gomez .... skies the limit for that band .... ( envious )
1	Muchas gracias BT for restoring my internet
1	Start of another week , but this time only 4 days and then next week only 3
0	iyaa gk mau authenticating gt
0	You're the one throwing a hissy fit about a mis-statement . Thanks for playing the #Irony game .
1	graham norton show drunk is the very best time
1	Hell no ! I think that is brilliant
0	I wish I had hired help to wash these clothes and clean my dresser ( as I lie in laziness across the bed . ) One load down ; five to go .
1	Well done you two !! You can eat a big cream cake now !! Oops sorry i forgot it was Alex i was talking to !!! JOKE !
0	Oh man ... I wished ya hadn't said that ... Now I will feel guitly everytime I eat 1 . #NOT
0	haha , I wish I knew ! I can't figure it out .
0	aww ... seriously ?! I'm so jealous ! Stupid US cellular for not having iPhones !
0	As I sit here at nothing but noodles , I just realized that I ordered everything but noodles . #irony #potstickers #lettucewraps
0	Getting really sick of my phone dropping calls ... I've had it since march #smartphone #not
1	Monkey class . Gotta love your flying mates ... as ' you are close LOL
0	My sister makes fun of me for everything . #bffs #not
1	well you have fun with danny in sleep land lol
1	( cont ) talkin all the time about what happened
0	As in the metal band ? Interesting . I'll have to check it out . Thanks for the invite poodleface
1	agreed cake cake cake .
0	me too i live sort of on a mountain too and its freezing today ! Lol :]
0	RT : It takes sadness to know happiness , noise to appreciate silence , and absence to value presence #irony
1	Remember : Even at the worst of the Credit Crunch - You can still pay a compliment << what a nice thought
0	My grandmother , mother and I just made it a few weeks ago and it's all gone It's never as good without the grandma
0	i have such a craving for a Chicken Tikka Masala . i really really want one
0	RT : Everything about freshman year has been real great ! #not
0	Last day of freedom
0	Aaaand there goes the clutch release bearing . Stuck on the side of GA 13 waiting on a tow .
1	is preparing to b a beach bum
0	awake , not in the mood to study
0	under pressure to get these feckin essays done by thurs arghhh !
1	Busy soon . DC this weekend , then NY the weekend after for bro's graduation . After that , more free !
1	Make a wish .
1	errr (: I miss you
0	Well I've got 2 months if I want to go on my first ever Club 18-30 holiday . If I was to do it after that I'd just be cheating #not happening
1	poor u , but i got up waaaaay earlier
1	Up & Ready
1	has an interview in the city on Thursday . PTL .
1	I am no angel ! * blink * * blink * My eyes are blue/grey Only greenish when I'm crying .
0	Soooo looking forward to waking up at 6:30 tomorrow for dress rehearsal . #not I expect to see you there ...
0	It's gonna be a blast not having one friend home this summer . #LITERALLY #NOT #ONE #turnup
0	My twitpic is def NOT WORKING !! WTF ??
0	No , didn't get to the game as I had work tonight
0	I am bored right now
1	- aww ! that's adorable ! that's so sweet and so cute in so many ways .
1	i use my name or my sister , so i don't sound like a stalker with no life . hahaha
1	Only reacting to you , my friend .
1	its now 3:39 am Dallas time & doesn't believe in tha word " rest " . <=== natural born qo qetta . his ambition is ridonkulous ?
1	Nope . Given that pigs are more likely to fly than an Amazon Australia to ever exist .
0	It's unfortunate that Marcy Walker has retired from acting . Well . For us . Not for her .
0	you are awful uppity after the game has ended . Sage like tweets #not
1	well , at least my man is paying attention to me now we just watched black hawk down and we both enjoyed it !
0	: i'm sorry about your grandpa love
1	Don't worry -- we library types tend to like to track things down .
1	have German students here when they need to revise for Maths tomorrow :/
1	. So , you're totally free , huh ? Holiday is fun , right ? Oooh I see . Btw , I wish you could going through the examination hehe
1	I had an awesome weekend ! I love my peeps from San Diego
0	Hmm Adam Lambert's new/actually old song sounds like The Bangles . Come on , make some new rockin ' hits !
0	UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE coming from Herr #Harpercrite !!! #irony #cpc #idiot #cdnpoli #pnpcbc
0	feel like shit , i can't stop sneezing
0	almost as good as girls that wear " GEEK " t-shirts yet fail NVQ level 2 Hair and Beauty ... #hair #beauty #geek #irony
0	I hate getting used to time zone changes #not \n #NHL15Bergeron
1	Thanks ! " ... Stillness is where creativity and solutions to problems are found . "
1	No literally waiting BUT I know if he got single again and was like what's popping you complying
0	My favorite part about road trips with Amy is her loud singing while she's wearing her headphones #sarcasm
0	Yay ! The AP test is tomorrow #sarcasm
1	is testing Jabber.cz <-> twitter transport . And it's more cool than before
0	Its full now Put headset on mute , it might be why your getting kicked ??
1	tired and bla ! Had fun last night with my boys
0	I want a lil puppy so bad ... I donno if I work to much to actualy have one tho what are the best kinda dogs ?
1	Well , I'm out here for rehearsals . I wish I were in LA though , the weather seems so nice out there right now .
1	Good Morning Everyone ! My heart is happy and smiling this morning . I hope your's is too
0	good thanx .. just home from wrk . off 2 bed now dont wrk 2 hard 2day lol
1	oh thank u thats a relief ! i am fletcher but i love u and tom together ! we ? u gi ! xx dont worry about what ppl say !
1	hahaha ! yeah , wanted her to sign up so i could be more updated with her ! u know if any of our old classmates are here ?
0	Hmm ... #imaginethat Its a truck race w #kybu n the field&he wins it . #surprisesurprise #not ! Hes singlehandedly makin me less&less a fan .
0	One of my favorite things about people is when you ask them to do something and they say they will and then they just don't . #sarcasm
0	bleh 1-1 now
1	To bed now gd night !
1	Thanks for the RandomReTweet , RandomReTweet
1	ahw yay I can't waitt mommmy
1	just found the other half of your tattoo .
1	on vacations ! feels weird , but im happy
1	paulo nutini jus made my day a whole lot better
1	That's the key : try to keep the heart good so the rest will follows ! May you have a great day !
1	Thank you , John ! ( I'm originally from Columbus , Ohio ... which is where and I met ...
0	Not been yet , was hoping to go today but got lots of paperwork to do !
1	not been to any demoscene stuff in forever ; loved FC's demos in mid-90s tho , and some of Memmaker's 2008 album sounds similar
1	did you guys see lisa's tweet ? She was never with jack some fuck just made that shit up lol
0	RT : Wow ! attack on character appears to have backfired . #CA33 #CD33 #irony pic.twitter.com/EizqtsLo3d
1	of course
1	Gonna go 2 bedd im sleepyy and i got the hickups hahaha it sounds funny when i hickup well nite nitee untill tomorroww xoxoxo Ryleee
1	" It's your birthday , so I know you wanna riiidddddeeee out ! " Have fun in the club
0	hating living so far from my bf
0	However , I personally believe all 3 major Ontario provncial parties are heading up ' shits creek without a paddle ' ... So to speak of course
1	Can't procrastinate any more - tho ought to go shopping . . . Lawn will wait
1	wants something hot to drink !
1	i love discovering music wanna show me more ?
0	yea its annoying me
1	tts so cute ! and so is she
1	You are most welcome
1	you too ! I had a great time today , we definitely need to hang out again
1	Anniversary party
1	scoreee . hot johnny depp picture for June ! ( Y ) i love my johnny depp calender
1	love u so much !!
1	Back in Mass
1	had my last exam today .. free for 11 days .. encounting then 3 weekS TILL SUMMER !!!!!!!!!!!
1	jule called - on the phone for hours now
0	on the floor with Goblin , Zil and me . Not sure who feels more awkward . Probably Zil .
0	Don't forget about Jennifer Lawrence and Channing Tatum as Boomer and Helo . Perfection ! #Sarcasm
0	Looking forward to being spammed to death by ' digital agencies ' offering courses on How To Use Google's ' Right To Be Forgotten ' Form ... #not
1	i'm off ... wui it's very late and i'm tired so good night twitterland see ya 2morrow x
0	That infamous LA smog is blanketing the city today
1	TVMA is now on Twitter !!
0	Off to work til 5 . Then spending the day with the fam . Its dreary out
1	it may be cold outside but we'll turn the Bedford into a furnace ! Going to be massive , Chch is amped .
0	I hope all the 2nd amendment fighters out there will be up in arms over the latest blow to the 1st . #GreecevGalloway #yeahright
0	I hope I don't get a parking ticket . Also , there are little dead bugs everywhere ...
0	afaaaa which course ?
1	watching the new wizards .
1	nadal and his stretched shorts
1	fine ! today Mor and me were talking about you ! haha lol xx
0	Note you're mad at me for saying i don't like when you're mad at me . I see #irony in this ...
1	TFHS BHS , --- big , non big , lower tennis tournament match to show who's the best at being mediocre ... We got this locked up
1	ok .. stupid idea to try to hug him while he's in transport somewhere . I say we booze him up and then kidnap him
1	can you take photos and use slide.com or photobucket to make a slideshow instead ? Or go to kelly's house !!!
1	yeah . me too . Hey , ya never know . I'm due to see the west coast . Maybe one day , I'll scoot over and we'll have that coffee !
1	it's my birthday tomorrow and my name is Britt . LOL !
1	Spending 3 days in Tel Aviv . Israel is really a cool country
1	as long as the bleach doesnt make ur hair completely white then that sounds pretty cool
0	alright . Good night . watching jackass with , myself , and I .
1	for the first time in 10 years ... i look like my passport picture ... trying to book flight to Easter Island this week
0	big storm coming my way
1	fuckyeah ;) also yay shoes and bag !!!!!! I'm excited for you
1	Updated blog with ID stuffs .
0	wants to go watch the footy but has no one to go with
0	having so much fun clicking unfollow #sarcasm
0	. I miss them too .
1	for every one yes i do layouts for tweeter and myspace
0	Flight late . Just learned LGA closes at midnight ! #TheCityNeverSleeps #Not
1	Work til 330 prepare for wise cracks
1	Thanks
1	Just watched Almost Famous
1	So . Sleep , up down , 1.5 hr . cycles , light to deep , wake up light-feel good , wake up deep feel bad . Did that work ?
1	i just found the best acoustic cover of three cheers for five years thank God i don't have to record this a capella . woot ! <3
1	Many thanks to #MohanTandoori Restaurant for my birthday surprise #NOT If you are ever in #StevenageOldTown give them a go . Fab grub .
0	I was JUST there last weekend and was hoping I could use lyft #irony
1	: I really love your songs .
1	90 and sunny
1	Good Morning Twits Just woke up , had to do some stuff for work , now im just chilling until the family luncheon ... txt me !
1	finding out how to use twitter lol
1	How is everyond tonight ?
0	wish i was at the opening jb conert i dallas
1	Made the milestone ! Me and don't have to start college over !
0	because were guilty until proven innocent
0	we may have to change our lunch date with all this rain
0	The internet is down in the office
0	Missed all but 5 minutes of the Tony Preview telecast Currently watching the MTV movie awards aka the Rob Pattinson show .
1	1.5 hrs and Sam Adams Pints , buffalo wings and Rumpleminze shots Baby !
0	Bc puking & on the first day of Summer is the cherry on top of a great start #Not
1	Thank YOU for the link !
0	back to room cleaning
1	We had a really relaxing evening & drinks with the mestres and the teachers after the event for hours ! almost forgot they were mestres
1	hi !! Nice new pic !!!!
1	I just got one along with telecom sim .. And working like a magic woohooo
1	- See if you have it - If NOT get it then come back - I haven't bought a Phone Since 2005 - I have the New HTC Touch Pro
0	RT : Who ever did our senior sweats thanks for all the effort you put into them . #sarcasm
1	I'm good I'm glad you had a good trip , even if strange . As to what you've missed ... ah nothing terribly interesting ;)
1	Thank you , Walt . I value your insight and much appreciate your supportive good words
0	Yeah , I'm only on 3G
1	Thanks for the heads-up ! Pedestrian Sundays are one of my favourite parts of summer
1	happy birthday to my little sister gee ! in celebration , have an article
1	haha ! Must be genetic
0	RT : As much as I love my dress , it's about as comfortable as a burlap sack .
1	Glad u like " Different Person " Have u heard " Can't Go " ?
0	Awesome rainy weather = networks jammed . So can't tweet about it in time . #irony
1	tweet tweet mother fuckers !
1	All done in the salon Just had a mooch round the shops and now off home for much needed coffee ! Hee !
1	I miss Cali .... But I loved Toy Story Mania and being able to be on the set of The Tonight Show ! XD
0	we have so much to catch up on because my summer has been so cray .... #not
1	I did ! Got a really pretty one here . Didn't get to start my new series yet though . Will next week .
0	The best way to end tobacco is to smoke & finish it . #NoTobaccoDay . #Sarcasm
0	I'm sorry bb .
1	Yo ! What's good ?!
0	boyfriend is on 12 hr shifts six days a wekk now . poor guy .
0	Usually starts at about 7pm ( though people get there early and stay til around 10pm ) . I can't make this months , sadly
0	I love Heart On My Sleeve !!!.. I follow u on twitter but can't tune in to ur live stream ... wrong country
0	What a bunch of lovely faces you see when you walk in to canyon high school . #NOT
0	15 days to go ... last week of work
0	aynka pun scareddd shikessss
1	omg , i'm so jealous ... Looks so good can tah pau for tomorrow's breakfast ?
1	have been celebrating donut week Donuts + Revision = fun times !
0	They don't need to wow us . They already have our money , and they have a new market of suckers that will buy anything .
0	I feel so sick and I'm in complete shock I still don't get how someone can be there one minute and gone the next . I miss him already
1	You will soon sweets ;) And I'm getting there , really very close
1	they are airbrushed ! But still .... drool !! LOL
1	I always find it bizarre how the proclaimed " investors " spend more time watching the tick-by-tick action than the day-traders . #Funny #Irony
1	ok , now you do sound Cali ..
0	I know ... I miss that version ... what happened ?
0	the real question is do i buy jeff's book on my kindle app when its already got dozens of books on there ? #irony #satisfied
0	and i dont even have any other belts . ughhh . i need to buy a new one now . i cant stand this anymore
1	thank you Sue-the big day is only a few hours away ... not that I'm keeping track or anything ...
1	“ : In England , a failed suicide attempt used to be illegal and was punishable by death . ” #irony
1	Oooh , that's one of my favorite episodes !
1	makes sense
0	hope you had a great time ...... you too were in goa !!!! ...... hmmm i missed the chance .....
0	I like how you can talk about him when I'm right there #not #fuckyou
1	Thanx ! Have a great one too !
1	its 2:54 pm and im watching the flintstones ... yup . enjoying my last day of being 19
1	have you seen the movie of the amber spyglass ?
1	Thanks !! I'm psyched !! So many people will get a shot through this ! Gosh , so happy to make it happen for ' em !!
1	thanks for the plug , zombie repellent coming in this week
0	i am all alone . i need someone ... but i dont have the one i need . friendship is a big chaotic thing .... n i love it . y ppl miss neone .!
1	: however , I am willing to learn it again by visiting the places and the ppl .
0	Sleepy time ? I guess . My tummy hurts ..
1	Wimbledon has a New retractable roof on Center Court - which was debuted by the great Steffi Graf and some guy she married named Andre
0	A broadway musical about Tupacs life ? This should be interesting . #juxtapose #irony #tragedy
0	God I hate work and I hate coming home I have the best of both worlds #not can't wait for college
1	Aww ! Thanks jeff .
1	yeah okay , it's: V ? L'ENGA or V ? LERENGA or ENGA ! lol , it's weird
0	adorable yes but so very dead
0	I wanna go to kim's .
0	Don't you love it when just your presence ticks some people off ? Gotta love that power !
1	Oh damn . I missed it . I'm sorry . Glad it was good though .
1	Thx ! Tell me more
1	oh , I love regular pool ... but I claim every dog shot that I can get !!
0	Has skipped out of Weightwatchers today , really just couldnt b assed & that rain has just tipped me over the edge
0	Happy bday . Hope you'll enjoy your day despite you losing your phone Hope you'll have a blast . Happy , happy bday ulit !
1	I still work with the pvt company in SD but hope to get hired with the city soon . San Fran would be cool too .
0	Those ever popular #Pacers #Sarcasm fully inserted , rule the 2nd round #NBAPlayoffs secondary ticket market . pic.twitter.com/TEG7ATfcVK
0	Argh my trng just ended and it sucked big time today ! -
0	Sweetiebear is having a gallbladder attack again . Wish I could fix it , but nothing is helping .
1	Do you feel Beauty ~ Full today ? Well , you are !
0	Hi ho hi ho its off 2 work I go ..... And it sucks , dont wanna go Tweet ya all later , have a great day everyone gonna b another hot one x
1	Thank you for the FF !
1	I love how you know what that is
1	Ohh .... and I have been ad my drivers edd today I ? m so good at it
1	PLEASE HELP PASS THIS ON FOR THE KARDASHIANS
1	way to bring it !!! did you see what he brought to blip ? I am aching from laffing
1	yeah ... just saying .... I said stop !!!!!
1	Hay that was such an awesome Stickam SHow .. !! In a munite i'll post up some more Pix of Berlin Germany For you ! ily !! XOXOXO J
0	Off to work yaaaaaaay #Sarcasm
0	PLZ !!! IF U R FOLOWING ME ... SEND ME A MESSAGE ... AS LONG AS ITS NOTHING THAT WILL MAKE ME CRY !!!
1	that's crazy because i was literally juss about to text you && tell you i miss you Lets go swimming on a good day !
0	Not into cycling but when in Rome so to speak #giroditalia2014 campl.us/rdiW
1	LOL what arebyou doing ? I went shopping yesterday did you do anything ?
1	Ne comprends rien a tWitter help please
0	i wish i wasn't awake ! It's freezing ! and i'm tired my warm bed sounds really good right now
0	eat lots of roti telur and prawn mee for me
0	So bored !!!
1	come to Porto Alegre , here you have a LOT of things to do
0	wish i was going to barca now . no passport SUCKS !!!
0	jesscuuhh if i go ... could u give me a ride home
1	Thank u for all the #followfriday recs ! You guys rock !
1	getting messages from you makes me get all smiley and happy .
0	I wish I had had to look that one up
1	withlovesevelyn haha wants to come too ! Is he welcomed ?
0	I am sure a pissed off ex is a good person to talk to . #NOT #WOMENSCORNED
1	had a long night last night but the event went well ... 5 months of planning , finally done ... lets move on to the next
1	you both looking good ..
1	- aurora and i on an adventure through the woods
1	really wants to go outt x
0	well guess the beach will have to wait another week cuz it's only gonna be in the 70s this week
0	Huge Jackman looked a little acronym in the newest X-men . #not #DoesHeFitThroughDoors ? #HughJackman
1	probably can !
0	Ugh I'm soooo sick from allergies today . My head hurts , have a fever , can't stop sneezing , etc . I hope I feel better soon
1	Coooool ! Have a great opening hon You're gonna be speaking with a french accent for a week again ?
1	nothing to do today ... except one fact : watching buffy on dvd
1	One year rings out , as the other comes in , older , hopefully wiser ; truly the best years are now
0	Yeah I can't wait to have nobody to talk to .. Gonna be so relaxing .. #NOT #DAMMIT
0	George Washington : Okay british we are gonna " attack " new york . #sarcasm
1	LMAO that is so TRUE !!!! Come on over anytime
1	LOL awww but surely you're allowed one ? IE : me , I'm the non fattening version !
1	0ut new batteries in daughter's seahorse . Happiest girl alive .
0	Yes , you should never , ever try to actually RACE to get your lap back #Sarcasm #NASCAR
1	That's cute ! Great game today ! Keep it up ! Go Sparks !
1	Well if I'm going to block them , I may as well soften the blow by saying hello first !
1	for your screen printing , are you able to get the american apparel shirts wholesale ? my friend was looking into ordering
1	Great night .
0	yes i do , 711 i think , please say your in mine LOL
0	Twitter is Blue and so are Mondays . #sarcasm
0	only in an accuma , Portugal let me down 600 quid , sister had him backed to knockout in the 8th though #rollinginthemoney #not
0	I AM FAT YOU BITCH have fun in science , lolololol
0	sunday already ?.....
0	Oh . So I'm forced to take the new Twitter settings . Great . #not
1	ah ... ok . thanks
0	I missed voting due to work . But I was behind the Austrian entry all the way , so to speak . I might enter next year . Who knows ?
1	dont give it !!! You can do it ! You'll have that breakthrough , watch ... in Jesus name !
1	Katrines 18 b-day party and sleep over there , maybe getting drunk ?.. i don't know .. and hoe sunday
0	oh the quote I recognise , just you could have modified it for me * wipes tear * x
1	- Wishful thinking will pay off i drew this for you Gio , hope you get to see it !! Xx
0	Y DO U BLAME EVERYTHING ON ME I NO I WAS AN ACCIDENT BUT I THOUGHT U'D GET OVER IT 19 YRS LATER I GUESS U WILL ALWAYS BLAME ME ...
1	sorry for the double tweet , had 2 c if I could blip this . it's worth a double play anyway ?
1	Another rainy cold day in Boston . LA in just a couple days
1	ok , go to bed , missy !! Seriously . You're gonna miss sleep when you have kids !
1	Thats why your a good person i hope i would do the same in ur shoes . Unless its games and anime . Then i'm morally corrupt
1	Work , tanning , lunch , & home for a nap
0	Um flatmate splashed his blood all over the kitchen and the bathroom . Now he is asleep on the table #impressed #not
1	You are most welcome , keep up with your quirky tweets .
0	Nope the image uploader is still screweed
0	Nothing in the mail
0	yeah god forbid the Bruins get a PP opportunity or two . #sarcasm #atoiamoi
0	#SundaySalute to my worst follower . She's not cool , not sweet & not awesome . She's so cocky & she thinks she's hilarious #SARCASM
1	Im laying in bed with the cutest boy born in 2009 and pg . While my 4 year old son wants to be a big boy and watch cartoons in the ot ...
0	She actually ended up with a Japanese Hawaiian , lol . Maybe I'll be the one to end up with a black guy . #irony #ProbablyNot
0	at a FAB babyshower sad i didn't win a gift
0	Just happened for real . Mom tells daughter to watch where she is going as her eyes are glued to her iPhone . Both walking . #irony #applestore
1	Thanks hun I'll have money to buy some stuff too . I'll enjoy taking money from Ryan . He's on my bad side right now haha
0	Leaking ceiling after heavy storm means new iPhone funds are having to be diverted to poxy home improvements for now . Bah , gutted
1	ahhhh Mondays = Good News Week
1	the sun is shining
1	you know it
1	Ah yes , the negative externality fear .
0	My PS2 has finally died good times good times
0	I should've added #sarcasm . I'm very sad we won't be friends for at least 2 years . I hear you're cool .
1	Yay i cant wait for you guys to come up !
1	it's a bit long , but good i recommend it , lol . aww , well have a nice day what do you do in london ? uni ? *is nosey lol *
0	I was suppose to have a lunch with my friend who just ran off because of something important
0	Welp . I just love living in my parents basement .... #not
0	Don't you hate it when the present doesn't match the wrapping ? #murphyslaw #irony
1	Let's hope not . Yesterday I had some super spicy Mexican food and NOTHING . Today , fruit and yogurt . Go figure !
0	need ideas for pixeling help ?
0	Ooooh why do I have to wait so long for my holiday !?
0	fridgey lamps hits them with his right and left ! #baller #not really #shit #shitdoctor
1	you can have a little back . it's what you gave to me . you're an amazing person , miley . never forget that ???
1	I brought back more sponge candy yesterday
1	Mmm bacon lol wonder if i should go outside
1	I love my new tiny cute little iPod ! Thank you ! Xoxoxox !!!
0	Bah nm ... ' ESC ' was what I was looking for ... and looks like my score of ' 9 ' will stick Oh well . Still best round ever !
0	yeah I heard last night ... that's sad
0	Needs to go bed , early mornin
0	loads of laundry done : 3 . now onto folding/putting them away and cutting and pasting notecards together ! BOO
1	definitely couldn't hurt ! thanks .
1	Yay ! On the way home
0	ugh ! tired ! this train is OD packed ! 3days n im out !
1	[ Altered Images ? Happy Birthday ] thank you ! " .. felicidades " ?
0	Awesome ! Awesome ! It's so hard having Asperger's!
0	Tell me about it ! Worked retail for a year - most people are so nice and fun ! #sarcasm ( the shit I've seen )
1	It is decidedly so
1	THE ORIGINALS !
1	I'm great not too sure about my friend . She might still be mad for my monkeys tweet ! jk
1	#ttl While this Cabernet may seem soft to many , it's quaffable and more importantly posses the markers of a Cabernet . No head butt on oak
0	" He let his eyes drift shut and decided in that instant that for the rest of Emily's life , he would be her guardian angel . "
0	Having one of my bad days .... Migraine today . My 1st since my neck surgery about 2 1/2 months
0	Claps for my dad finally got my texts begging to be picked up . I've been back home for 5 hrs now #sarcasm
1	Time for bed .... lots to do tomorrow and I have to rest to beat the pants off the PT volunteer in Wii Tennis ( really it's pretty simple )
1	just saw the NCIS legend , can't wait to see the story behind Ziva and the new show
1	a Happy humpday to you too
0	: Like you don't know me , my cellphone has probably died by now
0	Caught a Leinenkugel's commercial on the TV inside of the Cascade Barrel House #irony #makingoutlikebandits
0	I can hardly wait for family to ask if I'm dating anybody or where my girlfriend is . #veryexcite #sarcasm
0	I'm tired of being in Philly . I'm ready to go home .
1	gettin readyy then workkk shoot meeee
1	but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun * teehee*and now I'll put this back on as well * halo *
1	Literally gobsmacked that Michael has organised Father's Day and it's actually a good idea
0	lunch was maggie for me . How pathetic ! People out thr having good food , treasure it !
0	lil ' bit headache
1	No worries man , they will win .
1	Well think about anything that makes you happy lol . Aww it will get better .
0	MAAAAN DAMN A SWAG SURF , I JUST WANT MY BATTERY TO LAST MORE THAN 4 HOURS !!! LOL
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
0	Wish I could go see Wolverine this weekend but have too much work to do
1	ahha !! It totally clicked it and it was mine !! how fun and thanks
1	thank you for that !!
1	my bf is taking me to toronto & niagara falls we're leaving tomorrow for i don't know how long !
1	is going outside to revise a bit of lovely cold war .
1	Back to school tomorrow ! Will try to update and be updated as much as I can since I'll be focusing on studying now #weh #not
0	come out with a cd
1	oooh , there's some blue in the icon ! ( and congrats for the release of Clipstart )
1	back later obviously
0	Media exam was shit
0	Learnig .... bad weather outside .
1	This is actually what i'd call hiking !
1	ufc 2009 undisputed is very entertaining
0	Liberals are running in circles wondering wtf to do about ' s Harvard speech . We can expect a much less violent left now . #not
1	I feel like I've been seeing a lot of girls post pictures of lush products claiming they have " a problem " . #irony
1	Just remind your mum that your son's pee is one of the cleanist things his body can make
1	Watching a movvie with him . Then sleeping .
1	Nice Karla . . . important update . .
1	Good morning , Bruno ! How are you ? Bon Samedi
1	watching alex in the sunday million and off to bed
1	Yey I failed ! Music exam was shit . Gotte do sports in an hour . I love this strawberry chocolate ! Pitiless honesty is bad isn't it ?
0	Google video chat won't work on Windows Vista/7 x64
1	i wanna see the photos from saturday ! haha
1	haha . Yeah . She's interesting .
1	That was a nice shower
0	#Sarcasm at it's finest !
0	Work is dead
0	Ha Ha ! Yeah I just want to see David perform the concert ! Hope they show it but probably not .
1	Is wondering where my damn bowl of cereal is lol y am i up so early
0	Studying final on a sunday is so much fun . #sarcasm
0	looking forward to all these drug-resistant diseases that will grow from this . #not
1	I heart City Car Share for getting me a lot of great places today
1	#TheTonyAwards Guys and Dolls : Sit down you're rocking the boat . Flashback to high school theatre . I was Nicely Nicely LOVE IT !
1	heyy
0	Love walking past someone you're relatively close with and they completely blank you #not
1	Yep ! Here's a pic of the kid standing on the Puffy Taco . - Photo :
0	I am watching a james bond movie boo .
1	oh , nd good morning !.
0	Bouts to start 24 . Poor linny couldn't keep her eyes open . she tired and has to work tomorrow morning . Night .
1	is so not cool right now
1	Now im back to esting good ol Penn State pretzels
0	Hmmm not feeling very well
1	Cool
0	Not seeing the attraction with girls with tattoos #rathernotatsgirl #irony
1	... don't think it will all fit in the wheelie bin though somehow !
1	john , you are too sweet .
1	Thanks Andrew ! It hasn't yet been published , but looking forward to it
0	they really shud make farting part of yoga ... i find no other way to centre my core ... so to speak
0	Is Blah .. Everyone I Know Seems To Have Problems That I Can't Fix
1	I got a lot done . I anticipate reaching my goal tomorrow .
0	hey Ron , my updates aren't going 2 FB anymore ! can u send me the link again ? Thnks man !
1	lovin the SCRIPT !!
0	There goes my friday night ! Thanks mom and dad :) \n #notreallyhappy #sarcasm
0	OK jerry good idea to bring all of Mexico to Arlington on a Saturday to play soccer ... #NOT
1	* snuggles * Good Night , Scarecrow ... I fallin ' asleep now ... enjoy the rest of your day , eh ?
1	Exactly . I don't like that even if that's not their intention . I'd like to have my private life private , please .
1	“ : . ' Seven Deadly Sins ' docuseries set for August premiere on.variety.com/1wth3KU” #irony
1	cool ... any confirmed roomies yet ?? oh yeah and 2ngth is Pearl Jame NIGHTTTTTTT !!! very excited for you .....
1	Watching and davewiner bickering over Twitter on Twitter . interesting .
1	The Avedis MA5 has arrived ! I have a feeling it's going to be a very pleasant-sounding weekend .
1	#smbmsp thanks for seeking me out ! Oh , and have a nice walk today on us
1	Well Twitterworld tweet to yas l8erzzzz :p byeeeeeeee
1	Woo Victoria is gonna visit me
0	( look at the picture . Also note we're also eating cake and gossiping . #irony )
1	is that a wig ? or color ? whatever it is , I like it !!!
1	Back from DC ! Photos coming later tonight .
0	Leaving Vegas pic from the good times ... DJ AM ... last fri
0	* PAST hour . 1km away from my exit . So near yet so far
1	I'm going for a walk ... around the city
0	Don't you love when you need to sleep . Want to sleep . But can't sleep
0	? -hmm . can you email them to me ? i love his rendition of Lifehouse's You & Me but i can't get it anywhere
1	- tank you ! you two and of course i will !!
1	JUST WOKE UPPPPP <3
0	" I'll spoil you like sour milk " bc that's sexy , #not #raplyricfail #darkhorse
1	nick j , so not a coincisence ! but i'm
1	( Kailey ) Now if she moves like this will you move it like that ? Come on , shake , shake , shake , shake , shake it !
0	Thankss , But We Aint Got That Down Here ..
0	I made dinner for and I , and she still isn't home yet from school I'm worrrried
0	She probably wants grandkids before she kicks the bucket and I make the fatal decision of gettig a useless degree #sarcasm
0	havent talked to him in a whole week
0	Can someone please get me a bacon sarnie . I am starving but can't get up . All Moon's fault
1	Is the half up in SJ ? When is it ?
1	mtv movie award Agora sim Kiefer Sutherland t ? dando um show
1	taking photos with my twin look at my twitpic she says hi
1	we want an update on !!!!!!
1	nap time has arrived
1	watching adult swim all night with kel , last day of school tomorrow !
0	i check out books and then lose them .
0	he works unfortunately lol
1	So gorgeous outside today ! :) Having breakfast on the balcony .. Bf decided we were having hot dogs ! #healthyliving #not
1	yea it's pretty slick . Nice interface . is the creator maybe he can help with any issues
0	My fingers hurt !
1	Thanks for my awesome profile pic !!!!! See ya soon at the Toronto M&G !!!
0	&& missed yall at stokes last night
0	. Plans bailed . . Nothing to drink . . Almost got sexually assaulted . My night couldn't have gone better . #sarcasm
0	My house is distroyed .
1	that's cool
0	says i miss HER so much .!!!
0	“ : RK-DP fans are so cute” #sarcasm
1	Going for a Run ! I'm really excited for this run for some reason .
0	I guess it's cold with u today then ?! it's cooler than last wkend here , but still reasonably warm here , sorry
0	Tomorrow will be father's day enjoy being with your family cherish them everyday mine is with God and I miss him very much everyday
1	Fun times ! Enjoy your Saturday
1	will just take a bath
1	shaving ....
0	I wish i had the lg xenon
1	You are halfway to getting totally famous ! Haha !
0	Always love seeing naked old guys in the gym locker room ! #highlightofmyday #not
1	i voted for you ! hope you win some great awards ! good luck !!! and praying for you !!!
0	I am a sad panda . They have totally changed the floor plan and I'm pretty much lost right now .
1	I finally bought myself some clothes .... umm ... I still have a long way to go I only got 2 shirts & a dress ... hey , its a start !
0	I guess no trujillo's house
0	Going bed late , Getting up late ... Dunno how am going to get up for college #Not feelingcollege
0	great way to start my day . it's only gonna get better . #not
1	soz to hear it sweetie ( big hug ) .. im ok ... if only they discovered a cure for work I would be happier )
1	insomniac enjoying life 3:21 AM .
0	I would run a marathon right now but #im #not #wearing #running #shoes #pumas
0	lovin all these kingdom rave snaps wow the music sounds so good :)))) #not
1	back to my 10 kids ... yeah . Thank the good Lord , they are not mine
1	have fun girl !! Ill miss you <3
1	$170 for a full head of bleached foils and cut . That's suprisingly cheap . Will have lighter hair on Friday ~ Yoshhhh .
1	thanks for approving my twitter request !
1	catching the 7:21 train if you want to see me tomorrow
1	these negatives environment . Seriously . Well , I will let you know the soonest .
0	Can't wait to work my 9 hour shift tomorrow :) #not
0	I miss you already
0	Reading a book on why you shouldn't procrastinate to the kids I'm babysitting to put off studying #irony
0	bored at work . Ugh .
0	Another fucking prorject totpped on ima die sometime this week .
0	No more Red Room But Minx is interesting #sanfrancisco
1	Haiiiiii
0	aw why has the sun come out today ? its cloudy !
1	Damn !!! They didn't tell us we would be flying on one of these TINY planes ! This might be a tough one
0	Haha .. You gotta love people #sarcasm #people #drama #highschool #wtf #shutup #lol #annoying #fake … instagram.com/p/nndBBnptjW/
1	call me if you need anything .. even if its just to vent ! ill call you when i finish up today .. may not finish til late
1	had sooo much fun tonight ... i love monday nights in pullman
1	haha liked your comment on my blog .
1	how are you ?
0	Mitrada que bachataaaa lmaoo #sarcasm instagram.com/p/nlTbW_Ir-8/
1	i have officially found my favorite boys . had a great time tonight . and found a very comfy bed ;)
0	Woke up running\sprinting 1h abb workouts & a litre of green tea . Best Morning ever #NOT
1	We heard there is a big announcement regarding CKX Television coming today from Shaw !
1	If you're on FB & have a ( clean ) sense of humor , follow Brant's Blog of Awesomeness . You can easily read it online if you don't do FB .
1	Thanks for the blip Rose ? *?* ??
1	slow down , youve always got your head it the coulds youve always got your head in the coulds so just for now slow down
1	To get the play list to show on your channel , you have to enable it under channel design . Does that help ?
0	ah one draw back from being in the UK , is missing the buzz around the State of Origin series . I see Queensland beat NSW 28-18 . Not good .
1	yeah it is isn't it
0	My dad doesnt want to get me an iTouch/iPod Nano . Can you feel how upset i'm now ?!?
1	Has made the plunge for the MacBook Pro 15 " . Portable recording , live gigging practice and freelance machine now on the burn !!
1	listening to john mayer and making a collage for my grandparents
0	Oh shit I thought college was just fun ... Studying for midterms
1	Nightss !
0	im not gonna be able to fit all these songs onmy ipod ... theres not enough memory ..
1	yep its working
0	it's nights like these that I wish I didn't have to be in Burlington for work by 7:30 #letsgetcray #not
1	ChuckYouTuesday is something else . You will probably find out next week . It only asks that the fans listen .
1	Yeah but were your fans so it's ok .
1	???? ???? ?????????. ????? ????? ??????? ????? ??? ? ???? ?????? ???..
0	y so dead ? I jus came out from exams .
1	I'm a Cottonheaded ninimuggens
0	Immature : when you follow someone and then unfollow them 5 minutes later . Aren't you cool ! #NOT #jokes
1	not up yet . we're in agreement though .
1	Having dinner w my dad .
1	broke twitter on Monday - the real reason is was down during the game because he was stalking the UNC team
1	welcome to #twitter Iron the Board . Lol #not long now . #welsh3peaks
1	Have fun with that ! hehe . Have a good one
0	im sorry !!!! im not i wish i could so badly
0	I Want Sleep ... Stupid Brain ! Never Been So Tired .. Can't Believe I've Not Even Had A Full Hours Sleep Allll Night !! \n #Tired #Not Happy !!
0	In naughty mood But no victims
1	cant get her out of my head
0	life gets more complicated as u grow ... so stop crying about the complications n start enjoying
0	You over use the word childish .... Funny thing is it describes you perfectly #irony
0	Ark in Space , humanity escaping solar flares , awoken millennia later , cruelly dressed in a uniform with huge flares #irony
1	congrats ! great news
1	7 followers , 178 subscribers this week has been unbelieveable for us ! Thankyou everybody out there for helping us and making us so happy
1	At work
0	* hugs * i hope your okay . you can talk to me on msn about it , ill try my best to help . xxxxx
0	I think I should marry 15 women so I can have a TLC show . #Truth #Sarcasm #ISupportEqualRights #PleaseDontKickMeInTheNuts
1	Hatching Peet is a good family flick and now I'm watching 42 Ways To Kill Hitler on National Geographic Channel
0	This night was terrific .. #sarcasm
1	Welcome ! Glad to see that you are on here too !
0	i am so glad celebs get treated like the rest of us . #sarcasm That is total crap right there . #justice #isnt #served
0	My phones just broke if anyone could send me Chris ' mobile number that'd be brill .
1	specially the SUNDAYS i spend with my mom and dad
0	I'm so fkn tired ,
0	We need serious legislation to prevent baby accidents ; or would a ban be better ? #Sarcasm bringmethenews.com/2014/05/05/stu… .
0	Dude , me too ! This is awful I'm sorry , cousin !!!!
1	oh haha . Well either way , it will get better soon . LOL . And that's a promise .
0	RT : Dont let crap stars mime on a talent show #irony #Britainsgottalent #will . i.am
0	I literally never wanna see her again , actual freak . Guarantee she will be working for Deichmann all her life , waiting for the
1	watching britains got talent
0	is really not feeling well
0	Boyfriend out of town .. Bestie at work :/ #myfridaynight >> #not
0	Watchin lifetime movies on a Saturday night , HA wow I have a life #not
1	PTL " He knows " ....
0	I love drugs , you can literally throw them in anywhere ; homeless ? drugs ! unemployed ? drugs ! teenager ? drugs !
1	Thanks I just discovered MrTweet .
0	Twisted , anti-Christian , #LGBT lunatic now offends trans students . #irony illinoisreview.typepad.com/illinoisreview…
0	Been trying to clear out my left ear with peroxide for the last 3 hours . This shit is bananas . I hate not being able to hear
1	Transdesign.com! Why do you exist ? Ok , so a hauled again * wallet is hurting *
0	Haven't been out since my birthday !!! living the high life here #not
0	I love working bank holiday ... #NoPlaceIdRatherBe #Ladbrokes #GameOn #Sarcasm instagram.com/p/nm2I8Bjurf/
1	that is dedication to run in the rain
0	apparently I just dreamt that I raced my ass of today , considering Im nowhere to be found in the results
0	Maybe I should put #sarcasm for every sarcastic post for people to understand that I was sarcastic .
0	I went an saw prisoners last night and I was literally yelling at jake gillynahlakhs
0	So yeah my Dad called me a failure today . absolutely made my day . #not
1	- just leaving paradise ! lovely wedding and hotel , gorgeous weather , family , awesome time plus melon for bre ...
1	would love to go to Dubai one day
0	i can't believe you went to Vegas so close to me , we miss eachother again
0	This is why India is so fucked up now cause their " spiritual time " so to speak with the earth kundalini is up .
1	Oh yes , the old bloggers are cool , especially the really OOOOLLLLLDDDD bloggers like you
1	crushed by homework and reports and work ... weee !
1	just washing my hands and twittering at the same time ... man i got skills
0	I really wish i had a big dinosaur like the one in night at the museum
1	good morning
1	what's in a name ? and that's my real name !
1	i know how that feels
1	I didn't get to go to lp4 pt 2 , but I'm still having fun with brian
1	yes it is and no there isn't but it looks soooooo gooodd
0	" : " you're achievements are unparalleled in this universe . " #sarcasm " not sarcasm
0	Sadly no . I am 80% sure this is not work related , but ... it may be part of some influencer marketing campaign or something .
1	why thank you love lol my poor arms .. no golf anytime soon ...
1	having a bf that works at under armour means that sometimes you both wake up and somehow put on the same outfit . lolol #twinning #not
0	is a bandwagon fan everyone she hates the angels and with all her passion she also hates the #sarcasm
1	night , love .
1	aren't u working today ? we're coming in for a mass meal tonight ahah xxxxxxxxx
0	going to get a CAT scan of my elbow
0	CHEER . haha . trying to get a job . i got a babysitting gig . idk really . no big plans . going outta state a few timees . wbu ?
0	* june 10 ? I'm not going to Orlando ' til a month from now
1	Now that's what I like to see - folks doing some thinking - a good way to start Sunday morning
1	1906 btw . #shaundiviney #andyclemmensen #bradiewebb #shaundiviney #andyclemmensen #bradiewebb stole two tweets from me
0	says Im effing broke !!! waaahhh .. spent almost 13K on books alone waaahh ! : ' -(
1	Good mornin . It's 420 n I'm gettin high !! On a plane .. LOL . Yall kno iont smoke
1	here again !
1	Great Google logo today - 25 years of Tetris .
1	Hello world
0	Urm , and I feel sick , why ? Not good
1	mmmmmmmuuuah !!! I <3 you lil terminator !
0	6 weeks till I get out of this country !!! 7 weeks till I have to come back
1	aarrggh ! you 2 and your toothpaste mojitos are killing me ... Wish I could mail you proper mojito tonight
0	I'm so excited to walk right back into the drama infested shithole tomorrow mornin !! #sarcasm #NOT
0	I'm getting pretty tired . It's only 3:58 A.m ! School is going to be awesome to sit through . #sarcasm #FML gn pic.twitter.com/0OBvBCCfwU
0	Ok I'm so bored ! All alone
1	Hubby still not home . Apparently our date is canceled . Off to get more done before bed .
1	is exhausted , bad sleep .. but looking forward to going TGI tonight for my birthday meal with my man , lil un and family
0	Last rfoc shift of the year , how sad #sarcasm
0	Wow , nice . Mobile allowance might be up and running again by Thursday :O Shame it'll be invisible on the App Store again
1	English went well 2 more essay finals left to go .
1	OH ! NO ! but , you can eat a Kobe beef today I hope I'll eat a Kobe beef at someday .
0	All of a sudden were a big happy family #loveit #sarcasm
1	That's rather impressive . That due to holding breath and steady hand or image stab tech ?
1	everyone's allergic to , poison ivy !
0	well I think Lebron and Allen are really likeable players and I love how all the 13 year olds get behind the heat ! #not #bandwagon
1	I really need to start decorating
0	awwyeshhh toy story 3 but till june 18-2010
1	Totally Loving Lily Allens New Song Not Fair ! Vid Is Soo Good ! Birthday Today ! Out In Troon Tomoro Night
1	hahahaha selamet yah taang at least one down
1	the GRITS song , " i am " ( AJ Styles theme ) is getting sort of addictive , it makes me think i'm " Phenomenal " !! ahh i like this feeling ! fun !
0	Bruises are the worst on your butt and arm
1	Discovering the joys of photobucket .
1	yepp .. here comes the cavalry
0	Ahhh ! That's so awesome ! And oh wonderfulllllll #not lol
1	following goodnight & goodbye , twitters .
0	Oh I just LOVE crazy drunk people who will not leave at the end of my shift . #sarcasm #serverlife
1	Girls always Turn Down the Niqqaz with good Intentions #irony
0	Nih twitter gmn sih ? ga ngerti guee ! apa mksdnya following sm followers ? help
1	I don't think , I've ever been on a train in the morning without falling asleep ...
0	#TBH when I do bottom im like the worst bottom ever lol I pretty much just lay there . Probably more entertaining when I'm drunk #not lol
0	Aaron Hernandez killed 2 guys over a spilled drink ? Today's show topic : what's the dumbest thing you've ever killed someone for ? #sarcasm
1	exactly . thanks for putting WHEN not IF by the way
0	trustt i wontttt :/ makeup can get rid of the redness but not the bumpss
1	I am useless with photoshop . I hope you can figure it out !
0	And who would have thought feathers would make maternity wear ? #sarcasm
1	the most beautiful and sunniest weather ever
1	so today ended up being awesome ! every body was in a good mood
0	after my turn ur phone off & get rest speech ... Why did someone call me 5:50 and destroy my sleep ?? Wompety womp womp .
1	Just like marriage .
1	brb .. im just playing DOTA !!!
0	So Franklin , does that mean we lost your vote ? Oh , fiddlesticks ! You seemed so open-minded . #not
1	what time tomorrow mom ?
0	I know x ) it was sad when tina ( daves gf lol ) died
0	Ow it hurts
1	why are yoou still up ? I can't sleep xD
1	eatin cupcakes an thinkin bout my gurl lissy SHES COMMIN THIS WEEKEND
1	- even better times ...
1	wth ! .. 9_9 hello you
1	Got new bed sheets & quilt ! Great sleep tonight
1	broadmeadow high
1	thats always a good plan . I was in the park thowing freesbee
0	Decided not to race today Not feeling great mentally so have decided to train instead
0	Wow Haley you're such a badass , I wish I were as great as you #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/jVQYz0n10G
1	its my bday !!! I'm gettin older !
1	1 exam left and thats tomorrow so all the stress should go soon hopefully Well i need to revise for sociology now , soo wish me luck haha
0	it is your exact situation #sarcasm
1	Had a dream I saw Take that last night ... Hoping Saturday night beats it !!
0	What do you know ? Danica is wrecked . I sure didn't see that coming . #Sarcasm .
0	writing my paper on Asher Lev while I'm two houses away from Chaim Potok's wife #irony
1	I was literally typing a tweet about a good nod !
0	Awwww you poor thing
0	Too Much Grape Last Night
1	I think you have more mugshots even though we both missed a few days here and there
0	Without actually checking , I'd guess $35 from an Apple store , or $3.50 on Ebay .
1	Congress distances itself from an able administrator .. they should actually be distancing themselves from Rahul Gandhi #irony
1	Shoutouts to Miss_larena_88 & to Lloyd will prob come back , most likely . Just stay tuned . Tell everyone to follow !
1	watching dawson's creek , 90s flashback
1	yep ,
1	im so embarrassed for you
0	Ok deleting my twitter . Thanks for the tweet take over #NOT #notblessed
1	Its monday morning , and i'm sitting at work
0	You seem butthurt that people are offended by the word butthurt #irony
0	The fact that we see mice every time we sit in the living room is pretty awesome . #not #struglife
0	ahhh its gonna be amazing and im not gonna be there ! hopefully next time ?
1	140 pages and i'm done with eclipse !
1	I just borrowed 4 books from the library !
1	Have a look at these happy dogs !
1	Thanks ! My head is bobbin ' . I just need some turntables now . Always wanted some . has some .
0	#English #profanity #sarcasm #&real #shit pic.twitter.com/aZCbVA9LtX
0	The looks I get when I'm out with Ava #teenmom #not
1	But i'm confident , sexy and carrer minded
1	is watching a movie with the baby
1	good to hear that your ok now
0	Its wednesday and im not at the mall w my boo im going to dentists for the second day in a row yayahh
1	is a myspace whore ! myspace.com/mattvogel14 you know you want it all
0	I need one more follower
1	Oh , are you guys trying ( or thinking of trying ) for #2 ?
0	Aww im sorry Lynn ! what's been going on ?
0	viralnovelty.com/31-sarcastical… #sarcasm #sarcastic #funny
1	Rofl , I was live . Until I saw Ann's tweet .
1	taken
1	ROTFL !!!!!!! That might actually work , tbh . BTW our bellydancer friend will be in attendance tonight as well .
1	Really have to stop forgetting that Clontarf is literally 10 seconds from my house fuck me it's so good looking .
0	OH so it's ok for my bf to go to club's without me ..... HMMMM THAT'S FREAKING COOL . #not #butreally
0	Lovely lunch with brother , smoked too much !
1	Off to bed ... sweetest dreams
1	Wishes it would rain
1	YAY !!! i cant wait to see you tonight bud !
0	This morning I thought it was allergies ..... now I think it is a stupid cold
1	I luff my purdy dress/top
1	, Icarly is awesome !!
0	last supervisor day gonna miss you guys
1	?? ron , N ? ri , me and others are heading right now to the commemoration of the speech Viktor Orb ? n delivered 20 years ago , on 16th June 1989
0	“ : Acidently broke my Lifeproof case man ... how does that happen .. :-( ” #irony
1	out at the mo . Google it . Its a location based kinda twitter
0	haha it's funny because GK escaped from prison and shot someone haha #sarcasm
0	Good new : its not gonna rain tmrw . Bad news : its not going to be warm enough for the beach
0	LUCKY BITCH . oh your so lucky .. damn you lol . =
1	happy day
0	now im gonna have nightmares !!!
1	I'm having jamba juice right now !
0	I just realized kyle made fun of me ...
1	wet hair , no makeup and wearing a robe , but I thought I'd make your night !
1	little miss sunshine FOX
1	K . Expert here since 1991
0	nothing just busy ... how about you ? lol . I'm bored . i guess i shall go and study for dang state tests tomoro . xoxo-Manda
1	people with long tongues or weird shoulders xD and ewwww !
1	thanks for bursting my bubble lol
1	Congratulations to on her beautiful baby boy :) He's so tiny and precious ! #BabyFever #YeahRight #NoBabiesForMe
1	Hi my luv ..... I'm following you now
0	Sometimes you need keep teaching so you can pay for the therapy you need because you're a teacher . #irony #TeacherProblems
1	installed windows 7 on laptop , so far its A LOT better than Vista Think xp will finally have a successor
1	snoopy dance with me , now ! ! i get to go to bed happy . ( and no , i'm not going to say why , but it's suh-WEET . )
0	“ : so proud of my nigga climb the ladder of success escalator style b youtube.com/watch?feature=…” #irony
0	Just sent a customer to the wrong store for a dress ... She was apparently furious . 2nd person to hate me today
1	lol ... you should record it and share it . Probably as strange as some of my older gadgets around here .
1	why limit your story to 140 ch . Tell all what is annoying you at , it will help relieve your stress
0	And now Robin Hood makes me cry . Oh my god , that is unfair Quit killing the characters I love , SHOW .
1	So I'm completely behind on my bridal magazines and I just saw your wedding featured in one ! That's awesome !
1	Bored at work , esp after Disney yesterday , which was amazing !! Cannot wait for this weekend !! ( Though I am sad Sarah's leaving me . )
1	Hi ! I can see you're reading this STOPREADINGTHIS !
0	I know it sucks
0	RT : Keep the customers happy ? Yes , there's nothing young women find more appealing than a drooling , 50+ y/o pervert ! #sarcasm …
1	Need to send ' em to my accountant tomorrow . Oddly , I wasn't even referring to my taxes . Those are supporting evidence , though .
0	Yeah , which kinda rocks . Shame that doesn't apply to UK mobiles though
1	why's that ? You should get some ben & jerry's . Seems to help me out most of the time
0	like damn thats some respect #sarcasm
0	it wont upload on facebook either . hm , what is the internet trying to tell me ..?
1	they clipped his wings yay ! I love charmed
0	Thanks for calling , I really appreciate you ripping open old wounds #not
0	noemifrancis are you sure ? Tell me .
1	Yeah , I can be a form before function kinda gal sometimes !
0	RT : LeBron plays for a team called " The Heat " and yet THE HEAT is the very thing that has immobilized him . #irony #NBAfinals
0	I've eaten so much #humble pie that I am by far the humblest person in the nation . If there was a contest for humility , I would win ! #irony
1	it was awesome , cheers dude - pork ribs at Mike's Kitchen in Robina and the afternoon swim at Main Beach were highlights
0	Independent Scene in Ontario , Seems the Same as it was 10-20 Years Ago , \n #Not Much Has Changed .
0	RT : 7 mins into the game and #NYR are 0-2 on the PP . #awesome #sarcasm
1	finally saw ' UP ' ... great movie . Doug is awesome !
0	RT : The likelihood of us winning the series after going down 3-0 to the Spurs , is about as good as me finding a pot of gold at…
1	I make a yummy homemade chocolate candy .
0	my flight got cancelled and I am in the UK and I can't meet u anymore because of the stupid plane :( #NOT . FAIR . AT . ALL xxxxxxxxxx
1	Damn , I was just typing the word " serialized " and I actually wrote " serialseb " lol
1	SEE YOU BRIGHT AND EARLY TOMORROW ! Im so excited , it's insane !!
0	Those are some beautiful ladies right there . #sarcasm
1	can't wait to hear it . thanks earl . for always making good music all these years . you know i love you .
1	does that make America any better ? He's hated because of his hate for other people . #irony
0	before work I decided to play soccer mom and read yet another Jodi Picoult and God punished me by giving me severe sunburn
0	My doctor is an old , awkward , ratchety man ... So I felt pretty comfortable with him today #not
1	Annoyed that exams are going to make her miss all the sun ... Will sunbathe when she gets home from exam ... yep . x
1	hmm , long day i must say .... eating in a bit then helping my grandmother window shop for a new fridge lol
0	Can't handle all the beer garden pics !! Gotta work tomorrow so not fair but everyone enjoy !! #NOT
0	S/O to for getting back on Twitter ... As if he already didn't judge me enough , now he follows me on here ! #yayyy #Not
1	She saw my combover , her hourglass body , she has problems with drinking milk and being school tardy
1	Retweeting : BlogCamp Nantes #1 : ? Je cr ? e mon blog ? - 24 avril 2009 :
0	and to the post woman who was rude to me when I asked to sign for it I hope your car breaks down , miserable cow . Service with a smile #not
0	super pumped to run two and a half miles tomorrow first thing in the morning #not
1	Sweet , I'll check them both out . Thank you
0	7 TOs combined for them #Spurs have 5 ... #irony
1	Chatting with
0	And I though you two were true friends ..... #Not
0	So jealous ! Don't get it here
0	Is it time to start drinkin yet ?? Lol rodeo team will begin when classes r over .. Cause everyone knows education comes first !! Haha #sarcasm
0	No knitting today Way past time for bed . I am starting a new book even if I only read one page before I fall asleep . Knit tomorrow !
0	perfect selfie lighting #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/mpS5PgAOA9
1	DONE ALL MY SUMMATIVES !!!!!! Great day at school too hah only went to science class and we watched transformers should be in math now ..
0	Gotta love dreams that freak you the fuck out . #NOT
0	Absolutely no point in emailing customer services . You just get ignored . #brilliantservice #not
1	oh that's bad even by my standards lol
0	Aint that a surprise #NOT #BGT more of a fix than last yrs #xfactor
0	that creeper max and some other bitch . that means kayla and kupono are together
0	last keg night of the year
1	cousins coming tomorrowwwwwwwwwww EGGY-WEGGY eggcited
0	My Bear has passed away ! Had him a very long time ! Very sad .
1	i see i see !
0	#dontyouhate when you gotta shit real bad but you're far from home ?
1	love my new goose down quilt ! #fb
1	The proverbial lemonade that I made I made my mistakes , you see life's lemons often times come in a abundance ,
0	PUT \nIN\nJULYAN\nSTONE\n #sarcasm
0	I love being hollered at from guys hanging out their car windows #not
1	Yup . I haven't made your's yet , so go for it .
0	Lost my Dictator DVD and now my life is rubbish #not #even #exaggerating
0	You don't love Dizzle anymore but I still love your reproductive rights ... I didn't mean what thinks I said to her .
1	Take care fellow twitters to the garden i go to work hard
1	: fine , but give some love to epistemology , too , please
0	goOood mOooOorning !!!! I just wake up from a bad night !!! I think it's one of my worst nights in my life !!
1	- ooooh imma read it
1	But seriously , the sneak peak for New Moon was really good .
1	Hey , , you can send the check any time~we're in fundraising for our next film SOMEPLACE LIKE AMERICA
0	sleepy and tired .. i don't want to go to practice
0	So that is what Queens do ? And here I thought they just stood there and look pretty . #sarcasm
0	We'll miss you Shawn
0	yes that stupid stupid bug ate a stem and leaf plot . stupid bugs , made the question hard and lol ! i laughed ...
1	where the hell are u we gotta go .. hurry up before I whip ya ass
1	Finally got what i was looking for
0	My mom called me to make sure I was going to church because it's God's day and then proceeded to curse me out #goodcatholic ? #irony
0	twitter is making me double tweet again . not fair !
1	Watering mx backyard trees . Enjoying some natarurous stuff ! Chilito
1	he he he Those are not mine . My friend is in his elements today !
1	gonna make my own bucket list
0	It's so funny when people put their mates snapchat names on that snapchat add page lol #not
1	why limit your story to 140 ch . Tell all what is annoying you at , it will help relieve your stress
1	fully enjoyed seeing kid british last night !
1	is loving the thunderstorm , although the sunshine is more than welcome to return
1	is so glad things are finally better .
1	lmaooooooo yall not seeing me we can get it in all three of us den have some sushi laterrrr lol that's my apology lol
0	Saw a loose dachshund on the way to work . Had tags , would not let me catch him and ran where I couldn't get to . Also forgot work badge .
1	Bom Dia , Twitters !
0	I want a hot manly man like aiden on sex and the city . john corbett is so gd cute !! I want to feel tiny next to someone
1	imma talk to ya later ishi goodnight kid
1	Sherr . : >
0	Sometimes I question why I went full IB , then I remember .... I LOVE STRESS #sarcasm
0	Glad to see Tomas Plekanec has learned his lesson #not
0	swim practice in 30 minutes
0	RT : Exactly , my point : Lindiwe Mazibuko had no constituency ; she just came in from the chimney , so to speak .
0	My mom is literally yelling on the phone , I'm upstairs with the door closed and she downstairs in the kitchen and I can still hear her
1	teehee this is interesting
0	lol .. oh yea i always say i have A.D.D but just haven't been diagnosed .. LOL .. it terrible
0	i know i listened to the guy but had to leave b4 they called her . And im sorry about luigi
1	Good morning Danny ! Have a wonderful day with your family .. I will be with mine too
1	69.13 . yehey ..
1	Morning I am now fully free from exams , I am soooo happy . However I still have 2 weeks of school left what am i going to do ..... I co ...
1	Just got a 3 inch haircut . on my way to sallys to buy color .
1	it's literally outside of where I grocery shop every day . GOOD TIMES !
1	I haz ordered Micro Korgzzzz first peace for my soon to be Glasgow studio blap blap pow pow
0	i stills hurt ! its a 2nd degree burn sunburn ....
0	what a boring Saturday
0	RT : How are the Rangers not winning this game ? Fleury sucks and lets in everything they should have 10 goals by now ! #sarc …
0	well at least the #NHL refs arent sneaky about playing favorites #sarcasm #NHLplayoffs #AvsVsWild
0	So goths/rockers etc got shit for dying their hair bright colours when i was growing up . Look who's doing it now ! #chavs #irony
1	Happy Birthday to literally my day 1 nigga . My own flesh and blood . My cousin !! Hope you have a good one . Love you !
0	Lightheaded , nauseous with shooting pains going down my left arm . Oh these post immunisation symptoms are fun #not
0	Love when my bod just randomly decides to get sick #greatnight #not
1	Waiting For Big Brother , To Startt , Cant Believee Katie Prices New Book Has The Same Name As My Sister , x
1	for blink
1	Shit . Geen file .
1	Yeeaahh ... I ally like him
0	Stuck in the middle of corporate politics - I hate playing these games
1	The ride today was surprisingly bike-friendly . Although I'm so out of shape , I can't say it was Scott-friendly .
1	Getting my story read to me .. Lol a little wierd . But i like it ..
1	why am i not asleep ? i love it here so much . when im famous , im so gonna hsve multiple concerts here
1	downloading music guys any good songs ?
1	I just got a spine rush from hell . It just makes me wanna punch a baby in the face ... said by tommy
1	oh , you will get used when you hang out log enough with & nothing is uncomfortable anymore ?
0	Ear piercings are hurting and my self devised mono for wednesday is bollocks
0	Is there such thing as over studying ? Sometimes I'd study like 8 hours but I'd get a crappy mark . It's not fair ( via #zenjar )
1	I wan2 go to the drive in tonight
1	11 following . 9 followers . 57 updates
0	today we say goodbye to the second good friend in a week from dmp but at least the sun is shinning and I'm definately NOT working this pm
1	" Para las lovelies " gracias muneca ! ?
1	I hope Rachel Ray teaches me something new and quick to fix for tonight's dinner
0	1 , 2 , 3 , 7 , 5 , 8 , 4 They started good with the 123 but it all went downhill for there . Dont even ask me what happened to 6 .. I never found it
1	My second tweet in two days . Still no followers . All I can do is follow the celebs and see what they are up to .
0	A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband . A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife #Irony #Worries #Life ?
0	but but , I don't want to
1	Thanks for the retweet
1	Please vote for the 4am Project to win it's first award ! ( it would really mean a lot ! ) pls rt !
0	There Is Too Must Injustice & Not Enough Access To Justice #irony
0	what am I going to do with a Dollar or two #not much
1	Instead I get to go to a waterpark with my five year old .... lol Nothing too exciting there .
0	why is it that everything i do , is so important and everyone has an comments ... idc anymore
0	Cheers next door I really appreciate you swearing your head off in the early hours and waking me #Not
0	" : I sense a mixed message , here . tmblr.co/ZlSbQy1I9nQ4G " #irony ?
1	yeah , same here . lol
0	RT : Blazers ' decision-making process about as sound as a drunk 13-year-old .
1	you should go to Guaruj ?, it's a very calm city , and you all can go to the beach
1	its Lovely isnt it !
0	why do others have to tweet about drugs #not cool
0	Officially at peace - oh Wilbur , you were loved , and still are .
0	Billy does not like his microwave dinner
0	how can you tweet about the u17s today but not wish the development squad the best of luck yday ! #TWAL #NOT
0	One more day left here this place defiantly puts Florida to shame , Lmao . Tomorrow is the Jonas concert <3
1	is making coconut cupcakes with marshmallow frosting . I wish I had some Peeps for toppers .
0	Tell me about it ! At least you got mamaks ... I only have Chilli Malam to look forward to
1	thats not crazy thats die hard Laker luv ! Go LAKERS !!!! Lakers in 6 !!!
1	In case you were wondering , RealGames provides the game community for Comcast
0	She really knows how to make things sound sweet #bish #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/OGu1tFPPpP
0	:O ! I sometimes wonder isn't anyone noticing that weird ... melting ? lol
0	r u kidding meee !! TH was better without me on it .. ohhkay gurlll thks ! seriously gurlll thks
1	i might be going into nyc after the concert .. i will definatly hit u up .. call in during the concert and you can listen
1	wow ! that's a great story . he still looks great after all these years & sounds as good or better than ever .
0	Has the house to him self tonight .... but no gf
0	However , it has #not been #seen \n♮ . com \nbattling . redo \n❍ follow ✁\n #apple
1	is excited for this weekend !!!! Saturday is with kae and Sunday is with her padyluv and kavi whohooo
0	Day three of bed rest bored outta my mind .
1	Just another coincidence . Good Night
0	I need to wait to get a memory card til I can play the sims 3 Wait , I never mentioned that I don't even have the sims 3 yet !!
1	hi ashley ! m so excited to see you girls here in the Philippines ! I sooo love the PCD !! love lots !
0	Great job Supreme Court #sarcasm
0	RT : BWF - please change both scoring system and Thomas Cup format ... Im bored with this Thomas Cup final #irony
1	AND , it taste's INCREDIBLE !!
0	Do you think it's just coincidence hat these two tweets pop up together ?
0	when will i not feel like poo !!! it looks like my son is coming down with it now , But at least he has me too wait on him .
0	btchs be mad af at old sht , LIG it , LET IT GO #sorry #but #not #sorry
0	Thank you Lake Murval , for the atrocious head cold . #not
1	diversity so deserved that
1	new modest mouse now i just want cake to make some new music ...
0	I am so upset about the game bein cancelled . I kno u hear it a lot mi sure but it was my fave show and it's hard to get over
1	has the best friends in the entire world Thank you for making the banquet and today so special !
0	Today my kids have an assessment about trees and plants . #irony pic.twitter.com/6L78IKFBxk
1	oooh ooh me me ! I want updates
0	WTF have u been here and didnt come visiting me #nottopnotchstyle #wolfpackbehavior #not
1	Excitement , lovely chef Tony has promised to make chocolate cake with chocolate icing today
0	will be watching ... Should be a great game ! Good luck ! #not ....
0	Geo needs other media help to spread news about them ! #Irony !! :)
1	31 laps around the Sun ! and happy as can be . Couldn't do it without all my friends . Have some cake today : it's on me !
1	hurry up and get it over with ... thts wa i say about 2moz x
1	It's great !
0	i'm just so frustrated about this autumn . nothing seems to go right and i just . i'm worried and tired of being worried
0	Shout out to underage drinkers . Nice to see young people making wise choices . \n #sarcasm
0	Such a beautiful day to fish this tournament . #not
0	Erg ! Nails in car tires really suck . and I'm such a girl when it comes to that stuff .
0	RT : #DailyPotatoFact #112 - potatoes are not related to the Kardashians #sarcasm #sarcastictweet #Kardashian
1	aw ... who's paying them to babysit lol ??
1	watching wrestling ( RAW ) with my boyfriend , my bestie , and my brothers we do this every monday and friday LOL
0	I don't generally use paper to begin with , but I went to Za's today where they force you to use paper , so I couldn't do today's #dogood
1	; I am awesome -'nd I'm not strange- hihi .
1	A ' limey ' is a slang term for someone from England .
0	I don't want to be awake yet
0	Smriti Irani fails to solve a quadratic equation on first day in office , subordinates protest : fakingnews.firstpost.com/2014/05/smriti… #sarcasm #humor
1	ano na naman yan ??
0	spaaaaaaaaaaaam ! i still haven't started my essay i dont know what to do im scared for tuesday
0	I underestand u . Today I could see one friend that I miss and need so much , but didn't let me go and I couldn't buy LVATT too ?
0	Forgot my castanets at home And the GREs are going to kill me .
0	Gotta love the Tri-cities . Soooo many cuties . NOT ! #sarcasm
1	Selling my laptop for CHEAP if anyone's interested ! 17 " Toshiba 1.3 gig ram
1	Bayside were amazing last night ! Getting ready for tour I can't wait ! These shows are gonna be sweet . Breakfast time
0	has to go to the dentists
0	Gotta get the kids off to bed . Had a great mother's day !! Now back to work tomorrow
1	I knew your name looked familiar Thanks for reading ! Your nickname is now Mr. MANO . Great organization .
0	hopefully reality will kick in and i will pick up a book . so many excuses , so many miles away .
1	This is dope ! You might recognize it ... I love me some italo
0	Biked 5 miles today ( to Harris Teeter and back ) and it was * hard . * Yeah , I'm comically out-of-shape .
0	thinks he should be a singer #noway #sarcasm
1	Dude ! Make sure you have copyright ! And Audacity ! I'll help you over skype sometime if you need .
0	but you still aren't following me
0	Thats right u tell the grown-ups to go back to their jobs , get money and make a living for themselves im sure you got them #Not
1	i forget sometimes
0	awww no way !! snowpea died ?!?
1	just joined twitter
0	RT : . I mean why would anyone want to help that particular charity if it was not for their own gain ?! #sarcasm htt…
1	I will say this though : Their cover of Protocol's " She Waits For Me " is pretty good .
1	thank you for the drinks and each time I see you all it is humbling - just really happy Eduka & I can help where we can
0	It too early to be awake
1	yea tre hood claim thats atl theme song which it aint !! lol but its a youtube vid . that i posted yesterday
0	On my way back home to normalcy ... sigh . don't wanna leave Best weekend ever ... and awesome boat ride this morning !
0	sigh ... why is the internet so sllooowwww ... trying to update the firmware on my phone for 2 days
0	Now that I blew off some steam I can enjoy my day at work ... #ha #yeahright
1	i'm going to watch One Tree Hill after the shower .. season 4 episode 3-4-5-6 OTH night !!
1	he landed in Graz 5 minutes ago . SOON I'm gonna see my dad again ..
0	i can't upload hows the fiesta treating you ? #fiestamovement
1	KLE` : i love my pleats .. the new tops .. i love it !!.. and y'all .. y'all will love them too
1	just though i'd let you know that i'll be in the same room as james marsters AND tom felton in september
1	????? ? ??? ???????? ))
0	been to the pub ... lost at darts
1	and not do anything stupid along the way
0	watching this WWII Documentary on the History channel . #interesting #not #ratherbored
1	but it's sleepy time !
1	amishuuuuuu , loooooove
0	It's already an awful long day . #yay #sarcasm
0	My sister won't tell me where she hid my food . She's fueling my anorexia . #bestsisteraward #not
1	is listening to " Then " by Brad Paisley ... BEST song EVER !
1	Future job : music supervisior !
0	Its not on the websiite i brought it irl ! :o
1	Off today and heading back to scranton
0	not queen's match ticket so who cares ?? xD #not \njust think this way :P
1	OMG FINALLY MY DREAM CAME TRUE !!!!!!!!!!
1	Relaxing ; Reading BRAVO mag . and Eating
0	Oh damn , why didn't anyone remind their was a #nascar race on tonight , nothing better then watching cars go round & round over & over #sarcasm
0	Trying to do homework , sucks ..
1	Gonna clean my room , and pimp it up !!! New shelf !!
0	speech ? i didnt get to do it yet ... should be tomorrow
1	i gonna eat soup aahhh yay i am soo hungry -_- gimme gimme i wanna eat !!! rawr !! :3
0	There is a chance my neighbor caught and got rid of my cats , hope I am wrong , but I haven't seen them lately
1	hehe fly over Wales we are cloudless .... lol xx
0	It won't let people out of the us watch the redcarpet live feed !
0	I love when I'm sitting by my window enjoying the fresh air on a beautiful summer day and I get a big whiff of weed . So enjoyable . #sarcasm
1	* text * Hey Rach . I'm coming . I was at Embry's house . Flight is at 12am so we need to get moving ! See you soon ! xoxo ~ Becca
1	I'm making the furniture of mi bedroom
1	We're on most sessions in #AdTech Paris btw . Feel free to DM or reply to meet
0	. is quite right about people on the right suddenly bemoaning the unfairness of 1st past the post #irony independent.co.uk/voices/comment…
0	✧✶❥✶✧ #BGT #BGMT \n from \nOH PLEASE WHERE ARE THE ADVERTS !!! \nSO MANY BREAKS I JUST LOVE THEM !!! #not !!
0	Oh how I missed queerioke ! #sarcasm
1	Havent heard of twinks her phone playing up with twitter cheap skate needs new one
1	same from my window . What's more amusing - the logo or the rain ? Or rather which is a bug and which is a feature ?
1	If you get bumped , have a safe trip ! Let us know when ya get there
1	peter pumpkinghead came to town ?
1	Back to work ( I'm not sad )
0	THEY'RE SO GOOD ! I just wish I remembered my fourth favorite .. .. MAYBE WHEN THEY MAKE THE STAR ? IONO !
1	bradie's had them longer . even before the sperm was delivered
1	- LOL at my cat in my bookshelf
0	No one saw my picture ? I'm So surprised ! #sarcasm
0	I still don't have a plan for life . Northwestern has yet to contact me about being accepted . And financial aid is just taking forever ...
0	RT : Its funny how I get so tired , lay in bed , and then stay up late cause I cant sleep .
1	aww thank you . * huggles *
1	um yea ! im totally in love . actually im totally inlove with all the guys now ! thats all . i cant choose anymore . 5 way tie .
1	Watching Tara's live chat .
0	Super excited about this taking this conference call on my break #not #carniprobs
0	oh wow im so sorry for posting a photo that shows my shoulder and my legs wow im so ashamed of myself #not
1	hmmmm ... now for actual work , not support work ..
0	is wondering why ANYBODY subjects themselves to morning shifts
0	In addition to the time change , my body is now rejecting food
1	I don't know if you've seen , but theres an interesting musical project brewing on your forum
1	Masterbating , eating then working ! Have a good night tweeters and twitterland !
0	Thanks for ruining my night but I'm glad you had a great one #NOT
0	idk what 2 do
0	german news did #not #show the people laying on the ground , beaten to #break #down , #bloody #heads , faces , feeds #euphemism
1	RT : Banning guns to save kids but yet has an abortion . #Irony Are you kidding me ? Are you serious ?
1	great pick , cec . i love their sound . any other favs by them ?
1	was like a watered down version of the Holiday Party . i was looking for Sof , JJohnson , Joey , and MCoop ...
0	I won the spirit award , but didn't even show up to the banquet #Irony #I'mTheRealMVP #Gibbons
0	Love how work gives me so many good shifts during the exam period and not during the time I had lots of free time !!!!!!!!! #NOT Y ????
1	lol .... i was giving her a good luck kiss silly ... not like she needs it . she'll be getting you on the ground in no time aha
0	Having to get up really early for cheer practices now ..... lol looks like everyone will be seeing my bitchy side . #NOT a morning person
0	Westbrook is really good at the end of games #not
0	That moment when my sister's at a stop sign right when the #DontStop chorus comes on . #irony
0	Mom told me that i should take acting lessons because she thinks I'd be good at it ???? Watch out Hollywood here I come hahaha #not
0	Not much relief in my managers voice after telling him I failed #sarcasm :-(
1	soo how have you been im really hoping you come back to indiana soon miss you lots lol hope to hear from u
0	Another wreck .... Who Knew ? #Sarcasm #Aarons499 #NASCAR
0	What is with freshman girls and showing off their no no square #TheyNeedJesus #sarcasm for real who cares
0	Watching there is someone featuring on a programme called mahogany but not a bit tough #irony
0	Nothing like the drone of a power washer to aid in the creative process . #NOT
1	only when they are turned off
0	I love when it's extremely hot and I can't sleep #not
0	I didn't mean to offend you . I'm sorry if I did I wasn't directing the statement I made at you
0	at least weve got sports day over with YEY im leaving this year so no more sports days !!! Unless secondary school does sports days UH OH
0	staying home to do jh presentation sis and mom are off to shopping
0	My favorite part of the trip is always the bus ride to the plane ride just to get on another bus .... #sarcasm #wantmybedandbf
0	Driving back from long island stuck in traffic
0	yeah , i know , that's the problem ! i'll be in church sat la haha , probably after service ? cos i'm on ministry on saturday lol
1	had some sushi and hot sake !
0	No internet again today ! Woo ! #Sarcasm
1	no bother doll !! i just didn't want you to wonder why i wasn't posting a pic . i'll get one to you asap
1	en2he yay , this is working !
0	How exciting ! I love Baltimore . I bet you are so happy to be back !! #sarcasm
0	Come back picture
1	yay thank you luv
0	you can see who sabotage the country
0	they had a sign sayin they closed at 12 I settle for curry manapua from7/11
1	Ahhh !! So scary !! I hope you're okay !
1	whoooaahh ! /me waits for eardrums to pop back in ;-) Morning
0	you better not
0	Digging Trillian Astra -- everything except for FB chat not working .
0	its so cold as well , im pure shivering
1	' Time Is An Illusion and All Time Is Now ' ... " You ready to have some fun ? I thought so ... " Read Ariel's full article
0	french class once again ! i have algebra finals today ...
1	Decided iphone it will be next- xbox ?
1	I love Betty White ... such a talented lady
1	The luvly Sarah & Abi have 5 cute ponies , she's happy for us 2 come up any time taking lill Maisie this wk , she LUVS horsies just like me
0	I was in such a good mood literally 20 minutes ago ...
0	Going to work an hour early . Yay me !! #sarcasm
0	wants her phone back or at least get a new one !
0	hey !!! ... now it's better , very busy days ..
1	Thanks , Uncle Bny !!
1	going to sleep now hopefuly is comes quickly
0	I have a sore throat & a fever of 98.6 Boooo ! Going to get some Napoli gelato at Hiroo Plaza , go home , & read The Vampire Diaries in bed .
0	Liverpool buying Ricky Lambert for £4m ... they have a real shot at winning the premier league now . #Not
0	Thank god the #F1 qualifying is online as well . It's raining very heavily down here and it's knocked out the signal on both my Sky boxes .
1	I like that tip ! I am hoping to get to the gym today though . Lots of computer time - now elliptical time !
1	bye twitter people home on the afternoon , have no idea what the time is in USA
0	Sitting at the airport for 8 hours is my favorite passtime #not
1	I would .
1	Tori smile you don't have to do mine either !
1	Wow , Rushville , IN that's cool . That's just next door to me in Indianapolis and it's about the size of 5 blocks in Indy .
0	Lol you definitely couldn't tell I got 3 hours of sleep ... #not
0	Is your site down ? I can't access my page
0	Uncle Dicks funeral and and luncheon with the family ... Its going to be a very long day
0	if i had pics like of me and you when we hungout i would of gotten extra credit but we dont have pics like that of you and me
0	i need a hair cut
1	" think before you ink " bahaha I love my mommy
1	nice preview . it's okay if someone mistakes my asian ethnicity for another asian one , but jamaican , come on
1	Flogos - new type of aerial marketing - looks like fun
0	Wont b comming to 1st hour ... ill miss out on our wkend tlk ...
1	Frustrated with Twitter , how are you ?
0	true that !! web twitter is fucked !! tweetdeck you get many more
1	I'm on a boat video just came on snl
1	Ur so cute .. I'm a fan of Dream A Little Dream , This Kiss and appearances like in Dawson's Creek Make more flicks !
1	any information bout tonite yet ?
1	we're seeing them at the ricoh
0	wow cmon you dont even have a pattern are you even trying choose a prefix and stick with it #wow #not #even #trying #inexcusable
0	Is it ironic Aaron Nola pitches for LSU ? I'm pretty sure that's ironic #Irony
0	Is having Korean with . Where is our food ?
0	Hell if I know . I'm suffering
1	Jettin home to pack !!! Off early ready to rock the go go and bring that funk back
0	is in shock ! Agent better judgment , came to work
0	The irony about fashion parties is that even though everyone's stylish , the hottest one in the room is the bodyguard . #irony
1	Are you and Demi Going ?
0	Eddie don't like me cause I do so much crystal meth . If I could afford them pills that make u focus better , id be on that drug !
0	Seems to me all the famous ppl just think of their followers as winning a popularity contest They are competing amongst each other !!!
0	I love just sitting in a creepy ass corn field at night . #NOT
0	RT : Well , 1st qtr goes to the refs . Nice job guys #sarcasm #pacers #lamesauce
1	You wish ! Today's MY day to win ! #squarespace
0	did you also wish for it to be fricking cold ? i want the sun back ...
1	well , you better not die , i dont want to lose one of my favoritest ppls .
0	grrrr . the thunder storm is scary i can't sleep
0	RT : Move Stoner to forward and put him on the top line . He's a goal scorer and point producer . Under utilized . #SARCASM bu…
1	Get Paid To Party As A Party Promoter , Haha , Cool , Right ? Check it out ..
1	haha I got great replies tonight because I am everyones favorte lmfao
0	" Oh you're so hot you must talk to a lot of girls . " Yea ..... thats exaaactly what happens #Sarcasm
1	it was a lot of fun ... good crowd & I got great feedback .... I hope to post up a video soon
0	I love when people send me snaps that are on their stories . #not
1	just enjoyed the best 2 hour work out ever . welcome to saturday .
1	I feel so successful . Yay me .
1	well , I did enjoy it very much . And it wasn't too bad either
0	My Laptop is the tech Dr , feel like I have a sick child & cant wait for it to get the okay to come home
0	I can't sleep because there's an old people party going on #irony
0	Don't you love wrapping a C API with ffi that contains a `void *` ? This is amazingly fun . #sarcasm
0	2nd year of uni over with a shocking essay to top it off ! also found out im gonna be an uncle again ! and its due near my birthday !
1	hahaha i meant this morning
1	Is a little let down no drunken tweets from amber
1	is relaxed after her mani , and enjoying the sunshine ..... ahhhhh !
0	I see you are in the Philippines .. have been to many parts of Asia but never there supposed to be beautiful
1	Got my phone back . Watching Bring It On
1	OK . break over . Back to the books . Have fun lovelies ! ?
1	Geez youre not gonna die .. Its not like your gonna get eaten by trace cyrus ' nipple rings or anything brutal like that
1	I'm not sure Jello Pudding Pops had much to do with real pudding either .
1	#Squarespace Wat a monday
0	Sad that some of the crew want to leave Twilight - I'm shocked & I hope they change their mind , I hate replacements in sequels
1	see you at 2 with some starbucks
1	I need a 5oth follower wanna help ??!
1	Isn't she awesome She goes out with Matt Coen in real life
1	I think taco bell already did ... 4th meal
1	The top 6 game-changing features of #google -wave ( if you don't have time to watch the 1.5 h video ) #yam
0	7th round trust me ! Froch for the win ! #RealBoxingExpert #Not
0	I wish I had a boyfriend to make my mcm EVERY FUCKING WEEK #sarcasm
0	My family loves me so much ! I came home from work to a feast for dinner ! #NOT -_- #StarvinLikeMarvin
1	wzzmypantz - thanks for the follow back
0	Is graduation this weekend ? I cant tell #sarcasm
1	Sometimes Timbo's tracks are so good they literally astound me ..
0	Bf doesn't text back and nobody else does , perfect evening #irony
1	stopping for lunch at the WORLD FAMOUS mad Greek in baker , ca
1	EATING GENGHIS KHAN TANNING ON DPOOL FAR WAY FROM SP NICE I'LL BE BACK SOON
1	watching the college humor show
1	your never gonna get lil wayne into anything besides your asshole .
0	#Not !! " : ....... RT : Let's see if the Pacer's can extend this series to a game 7 tonight . #Pacers #Heat #INDvsMIA "
1	do you know Jonathan Coulton's RE : Your Brains ? Sounds like work
1	Getting ready to walk down to the french loaf for arcind breakfast .
0	U may need to check for the Miikeyyworm issue . Mousing over your twitter name indicates a potential issue .
0	#CancelHannibal because I would like nothing more than to destroy a television show that I am by no means being forced to watch #sarcasm
0	i miss u 2 gurl i cant visit u im 2 far away hav 2 wait till nxt year soz
1	ROFL is following me ... ironic much ??
0	im trying not to .
1	new pictureeee ! see chloe loves kevin in yo ' face facebook haters xD
1	I need me time I'm thinking mani pedi today
1	No plans tonight so I think I might head to the gym . I'm actually happy about this .
1	Good morning Need to whip up a batch of icing today ... In hopes I get to make that special cake in the next couple of weeks !
1	watchin " CatWomen " heheh i lovvve catz
0	I got some shells ... but i want a hug cause of Winksy getting stolen then thrown into water by an autistic boy .
1	heya I am online now ... check my web to chat with me
0	Hate when people try to compare Lebron to Micheal Jordan , # #NOT even close !
0	Out of stock on xbox 360 limied edition red Elite at the moment . I must have one !
0	sorry ! It seems it's sweet only here
0	so early wish I was still sleeping but can't while my wife is at work
0	Am I the only person to have missed the feel good factor in Slumdog Millionaire ? Made me cry
0	Hard to believe the Left Wing Media is one sided . I blame Bush for that . \nLOL . \n #sarcasm
1	It is the one with the ridiculously long subject line sent by Danil47 PLEASE check your myspace inbox
0	is back , haven't been anywhere interesting , actually just been hanging at home , was trying to make my life sound more interesting
0	Just got home and I missed most of the Yankees game
1	i don't think this one is the real stina persson , or at least , not the wonderful artist
0	just my coach .
0	Though I appreciate there being antibiotics for strep throat , find it rude how large those pills are . I mean ... #irony
0	very cool !!! I also want to change my hair
0	aw what happened ? why is jesse an asshole ?
0	lol . Ok . Since I said this town's girls suck . #Not
1	ohhh ! Meee too ! Brings back really good childhood memories
1	Thanks a lot ! It motivates in the morning
0	I hate those unrealistic movies where women are friends .
1	Hi ... thanks for follow !!
1	I'm good ! ready for bed ! how are you ?
1	please , follow my Twitter : . thanks
0	I hear gr8t new info is on todays call . Dotting I's crossing T's . 1 " line . All done . Sit back enjoy tony the gr8t #wearethepeople #sarcasm
0	Because there's nothing more metal than listening to Metallica while coloring a pic of Goofy eating an ice cream come on the beach #not
0	it really makes me mad . just because i watch Disney and listen to JB & Demi Lovato - I get bullied .
1	thanks you too have a safe day
1	goodnight and get ur voice better !
1	Heyyyy , no I can't make this one I am moving this weekend-and you know how exhausting this can be . Thx for thinking of me
1	YES . Bed time .
1	no , your right .
1	I will He's a very cool dude .
0	thank you for making my birthday FACKING awsome no really #sarcasm
0	i'm in accounting ( don't laugh , lol ) and I think the air is on too cuz there is a breeze !!!!
1	2 day vacation is over in 14 hours , but no complaints : chilled with , got sushi , read ~ 100 pages in book , livin in brookline
0	i don't have any more good games , tbh . i should buy some tomorrow .
1	I lost my tape of Game 3 , so I'm saving it to DVD now ! Enjoying the games with my parents are among my most cherished memories !
1	Thanks for tweeting a very useful set of refs - I'm in the middle of adding them to a chapter I'm editing
0	but but but , kangaroos and turtles are so cute .
1	Funny right ? I actually wrote that tweet for you !
1	I wish I lived in an Apartment today , it is so beautiful . A pool would be a perfect place to go after work .
0	I love it when a teacher only teaches the side that their biased towards #sarcasm
1	up ! staying home ... ordering thai food .. with a glass of wine and watching a movie til i fall asleep
1	I hope your day is everything you want it to be !
0	I'm extremely excited !!! I might miss the pre-show though ...
0	3 nights 3 parties haha you're going to be an awesome mom . #not
1	finished the pact , onto my sisters keeper
0	omfg . I have over 2,000 tweets . What am I doing with my life ? #loser #hmuboys #lol #probably #not
1	Good for you .
0	thinking ' it's still four days til my first A2 , i've got time ' #not #mistake #alevelproblems
0	Really missing jake .
1	OMG , tell me . how was the concert and how was ist AFTER the concert
0	JUST FINISHED MY PAPER !! Well wasn't that a fun post semi experience !! #not
0	Best way to solve problems is to run away from them right ? #sarcasm
0	Just saw an undercover Seattle police officer driving an escape pull someone over . #irony
0	You can #predict what a #person gon #do , and they'll #swear up and down they're #not . Then #when it happen ... they'll still be in #denial .
1	Im goood , just cant wait to get these exams over with
0	songbird needs to get its shit together when it releases an update . all add-ons gone after update
0	I completely understand .. wish I could give ya advice
1	good job google i love the tetris theme !
0	Syracuse , NY ! It is cold there , but I can dig it . #NOT
1	hellz yeahhhh
0	-Fly me 2 Vegas !! I have tix to 5 Aus shows in front of me & lm looking them .. And my husband is singing NO Service
0	Well this ' healthy eating thing ' is going strong after an Indian tonight #not
0	Of course - want to tell a good story - ignore/ manipulate the data ! It's the new Canadian way ! \n #sarcasm #cdnpoli
0	Xavier's in Bbay and ACJ in Chennai . Too much flying . I don't even like planes !
0	? i sao l ? i th ? ??? c :| ? ?? y v ? n ? ang d ? ng bt m ? hay l ? GPRS ch ? t
1	yum hopefully you made it RIGHT this time
0	I guess I'm the only one up in this bit !
1	Good luck for tonight , i vote for ya about 150 times hhaha
0	" school is cool " I say to all my friends as they sit in class & I lie in my bed #sarcasm #beautyschooldropout
0	you went away Where did you go ?!
0	I can't afford art school
0	Ms titastrophe read my tweet about her being boring and has eloped with Scot skillz , + Claw has broken down and sent for reapir , so sad
1	ur right - im being lazy though -
0	whaaaaaaaa .. Miley's hyves is again .. everything lose what she ever write to me be saddy ..
1	just watched hannah montan the movie again
0	Seniors lame for not doin a prank . #yall #not #live \nClass of 2015 all day !!
0	Work laptop is officially dead .. Not happy at all ..
0	Oh no Kim Kardashian said Ireland was a shit hole .... How awful . #not
1	tonight is the mtv movie awards AND premire of the 1st new moon trailer . oh hell yes !! i'm for real excited for this . haha
1	BYE Charlers
1	- thats what i'm talkin about , work it on out ......
1	oh sad .... the life of a married man !!!!
0	RT : Could this day get any better ? #sarcasm
0	What a morning ... I love it when people decide not to do their job ... #sarcasm
1	Woo went to the mall after disneyland , then coldstone ! I'm wiped . I just wanna write til my fingers give out now
0	Oh the #irony in youtube's comments section ! " I can't understood , because your English its not good " #youtube #comments
0	Haha ... I love that song from Ida Corr ... cool that she's Danish . I had no clue . My headache due to 7days of rain
0	Shout out to for giving me the best advice ever ... #whydidntithinkofthat #sarcasm
0	wow so there are ads and viruses on this thing already huh ? lame
0	Part three of the shoot takes place at the synergy building ....... #irony
0	It's always a good idea to foul the player on a 3 point play at the end of a quarter . \n #NOT
0	the only thing I'll ever remember about you , great first and last impression #not
0	My puppy will not pee .
1	watching Bridget Jones
1	Thank you That should do the job !
0	So it was a little busy at work today #sarcasm #soobusy #CincoDeMayo
0	Twitter is so boring these days . Guess I'll go on a followfrenzy but i really dont want everyones what-I-had-for-lunch tweets #fixreplies
0	Good point . In this case we SHOULD settle for less . < — #NOT
0	aw man that sucks , sorry
0	: good night ^^ , so sad that i cant go to your concert
1	::::::: Liesssss ::::::: If you had 24 hours to live , what would you do ? Something good to think about .
1	mandyyy . I've got something nice to say . You are truly awesome , ignore the mean people , their just jealous .
1	Early morning for me ... Goodmorning all
1	A certain straight As student from Foothill isn't graduating . Not mentioning names .
0	i'm soooooooo ready to go home and lay in my bed !!!! Me sooooo tired
0	Long day of work and up early to be back there again tomorrow #ugh #yay #sarcasm
1	How could anyone fake your delightfully floppy hair photo ? lol
1	If love is blind , why is lingerie so popular ? lol home from work shit day but someone worth while made it better =P yay
0	What a beautiful day to be only going in to work for 1 . #NOT
1	you'd still lose
0	Work sucks when ur sick
1	Charlotte's husband is so funny ! He's my favorite too It was warm here yesterday .. but today was actually a little crispy : P
0	he probably knew the second the police were involved , but innocent until proven guilty , right ? #sarcasm
1	really ? i didnt know that . theyre awesome
1	man . i'm tired . lmao . i'm so glad to see maggie ! lmao . can't wait to see Her , Steph & Melissa on July yipee . lmao .
1	I guess their motto is " If it's not broken , there's no need for a new one " . And they are ST buses not BEST !!
0	is freaking out over her pe exam !! so much info someone cheer us up ? xx
0	very hope tomorrow will be better than ever for me !!!
1	..... the cases in a box somewhere for storage . We do this with the kids DVD's
1	i want to buy a macbook and i want more friends
0	Is sunburnt like a mofo
0	Got to talk to james for maybe 5 minutes ... #hooray #not ..
1	Bookmarks in browser , likes in friendfeed , bookmarks in delicious , diigo , academic research in citation manager I need a aggregator
0	Gotta do my own beer run
0	People don't answer me ... this is so ... sad
1	does not mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones
0	Going with Carianne to the hair salon . Then work at four . My toe nail polish is all chipped . Not pretty anymore .
1	Happy Birthday Andrew !
1	Yea baby ! We goin to tha ship !!!
1	Oh , you and your silly California time zone .
1	Sounds like you and Jessica should talk !
1	Yes , I have . I have to thank for putting me there
1	Church with Paul Colman , Leadership lunch/meeting , Band practice and more church ! 3 days left until we are on our way to Vancouver !
0	RT : Waking up to a bug crawling on your face is always nice #not
1	I'm good , how r u ? No , you don't know me but hopefully now that can change
0	i wanted to learn guitar in my holidayz ... but bad luck ... holidayz made me lazy ...
0	Just slept for 3 hours -- went home sick from work . Ah , the joys of office contamination ... it was just a matter of time
1	yea .. we went to san mateo for this othe all u can eat sushi place . not as good as Fuji's but still tasty .
1	Just got home from a party under my favorite bridge . Car in the beach shore , rocking the stereo and no lights Lots of Coronas .
0	Nobody on camera in the kitchen
0	I trued to join in yesterday with my brown sauce in baked beans suggestion to beans on toast , but no one replied to me .
1	I'm spending my day with friends ... or falling asleep on a couch ... whichever path I end up on , either way , it'll be a good day .
0	iT WON'T LET ME SIGN
0	BOOO on SYTYCD . BOOOO .
0	tyler & i just played at every tennis court in moorpark . \n #pros \n #not
0	100% agree . They also test our creativity and determination . #sarcasm
0	i love it when other people ease drop on my conversations #not
1	Haha ! Every time I say , " Goodnight , " I now immediately think " horse . " That prolly only makes sense to approximately 1 person . I laugh
1	Flash on my browser , no worries , it's fine now
0	I'll meet you for pancakes in a hour if I don't fall asleep again . Jeez , I'm so tired
0	I'M SOOOOOO HUGRY !!!!! THERE IS NOTHING TO EAT MY HOUSE
1	Finally went to see Sounds Like Teen Spirit this afternoon , was as cute as I had hoped Leaves you with a great message of unity
0	shit guys , yskbbn is SO good . enjoy tonight , i wish i could be there
1	got my graduation dress ! yay ! outfit is set
1	thanks for the followfriday .
1	lulz you were talking about a book and I was talking about the song . My bad .
0	“ : the most important guys in my phone dont have a contact #Irony ”
1	You're makin ' me crazy !!!!! TINK !!! BLINK , THINK , PINK- OINK !
0	Heights Books is now a pet store
0	So I just figured it out . I get about 17 miles to the gallon in my truck right now . How lovely . #not
0	Spent the day at work followed by a few hours of dissertation reading ! #successfulday #lovelife #sarcasm
0	Hollande : " We admire US for their preservation of liberty… " #irony #NSA
1	so excited about the 3-day weekend !! AHHH !!!!!
1	solo recital ni gilbert sa cksc ! do you want to go ?
0	nope .....
1	hi . im at v's xD sitting in her bed and chatting with her
0	I haven't talked to my best friend in like a week
1	I'm a geologist for an oil company , my cousin a lawyer for an oil company , and his dad is partner with an environmental law practice . #irony
0	- Woohoo ! Have a great show . wish i was there
1	Trying to earn swagbucks .. Not working Monday/Tuesday
0	no offesne to ..... well everyone but TJ is really boring now ! what happened ?! it used to be so .. well fun .. now it's boring as hell !
0	I know but I'm still scared I just can't get it off my mind . I'm a nervous mess because of it .
0	Working when you are sick sux so does dropping your cellphone in a wet trash can
0	I just talked on the phone with my 3 and 1 year old cousins .. theyre so friggin cute . I miss them
1	yea so you see i think germany is the way to go
1	. good afternoon everyone . just got my new twitter account .
0	RT : Why was so special , Lea ? Why ?! #sarcasm
0	just put thha baby ta sleep & is going thru sum emotional problems please help me !!
0	Another case of the Monday blues . Exhausted from thinking too much last night . Why oh why do we have to work right after weekends ??
1	i wonder if anyone is using Avid Media Composer , id like to have a look at it .
0	George is at home and mommy is not
0	don't you love when you believe someone and they turn out to be a fucking fake hypocritical liar
1	Would you mind if I become your new follower ? Please answer honestly
0	So #Tpain blew 2.4 million in a stri club , I shud prolly rethink my career LMAO #NOT
0	Oh what o wonderful day… maybe I should jump out of the window and enjoy it for couple of seconds #irony #joke #TGIF
1	4 days 0 hours 48 minutes and 19 seconds to go till our Hawaii Adventure Holiday
1	is planning on failing her science exam . well i'm sorry it's too hard to concentrate
1	Doing Nothing : ..........
1	stilling out side in the garden catching a few parlours ( ray ) , this weather reminds me why i like finnishing work at 2 #sun
0	RT : Rappers rap about hoes not being loyal but are the first ones to glorify cheating & such #irony
0	Up early to catch-up on work stuff before breckie and a bit of #marr \n #lazysundaymornings #not
1	ubertwitter is better . Slacker is better . And of course workexpress
1	s0 u kno my day sucked yesterday but den around 2am it got better .. i think i found a guy version of me lol
1	Enjoying a leisurely morning in DC
1	today I'm be with my best friend Gry have a nice day everyone
0	Is there something going on with the NFL this week ? I haven't been hearing much NFL news of late ... #NFLDraft #sarcasm
1	Good Question .. I'll Answer it on Monday
0	RT : there's someone you want representing you . #Not
0	Nope . I wanted to hit the store this weekend but there's a lot going at the moment , couldn't make it .
1	that sounds wonderful !! I shall have to try it one day soon !
0	Grade 12 university food and nutrition course with no cooking or food involved ... What in the fuck ? #SoPointless #PerfectLogic #Sarcasm
0	Studying about how to motivate others while being demotivated myself . #irony #management
1	it's set to record on my DVR so I can watch it over & over again
0	RT : Friend who used to work at Talent Corp just completed her Masters at Harvard . Does not want to return to Malaysia . #irony
0	Not letting others get to me is really getting to me #sad #irony
1	Friend who used to work at Talent Corp just completed her Masters at Harvard . Does not want to return to Malaysia . #irony
0	Omg this place is driving me fucking crazyyy
0	getting ready for a fun day of work boo !
0	i only heard you said Bill !! but then poofff , lag . heh
0	I thought you were using Tweetie now ? I got rid of Tweetdeck - not a big fan of Adobe Air
1	I'm back .. going to work on my ezines .
0	It's 4:30 in the morning and I can't sleep . what is this ?!
1	want to be ?
1	my girlfriend is so beautiful ... :: blushes :: i can't believe she's mine !
0	Say what you need to say , say what you need to say , say what ..... i don't remember the next line #sarcasm
1	is home from lunch at Luyong . Welcome back Ninang Have a safe drive back to Laguna and a safe flight back t ...
1	them spooning is way worse than me sleeping in the bath tub although did have 2 unstop the drain so i didnt die
1	super , I will catch up with you soon , or later .. depends on how good dinner is
0	Your supposed to be trying , lol . obviously you don't care enough too . #lovemylife #not
0	i rember the day so clearly
1	NEW SHUFFLE !!!
0	RT : Why aren't you taller ? it must be because you don't train hard enough ... genetics don't matter #sarcasm
1	indeed an awesome problem to have . especially if LBD now fits me
0	can't sleep from the heat
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
1	oreo always brightens up my day .
0	I am not allowed to take it off until my insect bite is fixed
0	Thank you , table behind us , for keeping everyone updated about the fight we're all watching . You must know everything about #UFC . #sarcasm
0	Saw a panhandler with a sign that read " struggling need work " right next to a sign that stated : " NOW HIRING : ALL SHIFTS "
1	Wah wah ! Best idea I've heard in the whole day ( which began an hour back )
1	Named my new kitty Zeus
1	Couldn't send a direct message since you are not following me . Your package will arrive tomorrow . Will Jack be there ?
0	Referencing essays . Such fun ! #sarcasm . I think my brain is about to explode .
1	its from laughing my ass off yesteray watching Russel Peters HES A LEGEND !
0	She must have been texting someone else ... I didn't get anything
1	Morning all . My last week at work until my week off and i'm so looking forward to it
0	Loving a GR8 wkend here in Sedona ! Beautiful , even though I had to work on my house How are U ? Dont kick them 2 hard
1	A good day for physics
0	What America needs to move forward is a rich , mean old lady with a drinking problem , a cheating husband , and a trail of dead bodies #sarcasm
1	He walks around lookin ' all fine and shit ...... knowing that he's the shit .... therefore .. it's his fault .
0	I just accidently tore my baby toenail off
0	Well , Chrissy , if Tony said it before the election , it must be true #qanda #sarcasm
1	dude . Any update on the cameras ? I had a talk to and he is keen on bringing his MacBk's along .
0	Where am I ? Can I go home yet ?
1	i have comandeered your english seat
1	I know I'm lucky !! hope you get it today ;) Wouldn't want a innocent postman getting hurt , do we ? ;) xD
1	, they're posted
1	hoping to follow some cool people ... while i try and make this doctor's appointment
0	Back from hospital . Who is this sweet guy ??? I would like to meet him , but I ? m too shy to talk to him ....
0	We NEED more UK signatures ! Where are our UK tweeps at ? Rup's home country gives the least support ?!?
0	I hate bumble b's
0	Wanna go swimming but no one to go with ... awesome . #not
1	shower , maybe get some food , see if anything good is on tv , if not then going out side !
1	i can hear that
1	thanks for trying I was hoping Bud Trillin , but the Fest would be honored by any of the guests with whom you hobnobbed .
0	I'm full really- I had a big gulp of wind before we came #sarcasm #badservice
0	Owen Wilson & Pierce Brosnan star in action drama THE COUP , filmed in Thailand . #Irony #ThaiCoup
1	watching the mtv movie awards , a bit late I know .. but still
1	You talked SIU in Carbondale , IL I was one of the perhaps 9 people that sat in for your lecture . It was truely inspiring . thanks
0	#sarcasm is my favorite
1	Well ... finally at home . Great day with my best friend
1	Its my " happy 30th to me " present . It's all good
0	The interweb is boring today
0	just ate a massive curry laksa .... doubt it will be as nice coming out as it did going in ..
1	have a great night in the lab yall
0	I'm kinda sick depends how I feel . We came last week & couldn't find u :'(
1	RT : Breakin legs so to speak . danjon97 instagram.com/p/ole1Rou5VM/
1	lol yes great minds indeed
1	Proud that my dad's room officially had the latest party at the convention
0	my sister is talking to her self . I HATE THIS UNIFORM !! I look like a navy blue blob .
1	happy mother's day to all mom's out there !! we gave our mom a rose and we treat her to max's restaurant .. how about yours ?
1	Mother daughter bonding time , doing each others nails Pretty (:
1	I'm surrounded by kids
0	I love talking about hair at dinner . Because I can totally relate to that . #Not
1	Haha why haven't you got one ? [ if you dont mind me asking ? ]
0	RT : That's about as likely as Hannah Grant not being hungover on a Saturday
0	i want to move back to vietnam or any southeast asian country I MISS IT :'(
1	Congratulations ! You know where the bright sparks go for their celebrating bubbles , of course
1	Good luck , Lauren !
0	#WCHS Announcements Party tonight .. Whoop Whoop . Two partys in one weekend . #Ifeelcool #Not
0	Ha , looks like that worked out well for ya ... #not #yousuck
1	por menso
1	Not often am I awake to tweet at 3:30 am . First Aungst injury at 8:30 pm , but after some ice to the wrist , Daniel was fine
1	Totally agree on I Tweet . I actually paid for it and kept it very good
1	One day you and my cousin will get married !! I could just see it now mini kennedys running around
1	spent the early afternoon by the pool sipping pina coladas ... going to see up now , then dinner ...
0	it's disconcerting , just seems like everything was done ' on the fly ' so to speak . PP always our achilles .
0	I super-dee-duper love it when I flub up my Access file so badly I need to start over . #not
1	Yikes - I know I'm no good w/o sleep . I hope you're able to wind down and get a quality 40 winks .
0	2/2 aying goodbye will be alot harder then saying hello . This day is going to be hard
0	nice goodbye #sarcasm
0	I had high schoolers come to me and my dad for the PC guy and they wouldn't stop laughing/giggling . #perfectcampaigning #not
1	YAAY !
0	Yes , this is happening . #coffee #irony instagram.com/p/o-rV-1Aduz/
1	Nothing I just thought of that right now that it made me giggle
0	dlstrickland40 neither am I really worried about Lee . He doesn . t have anyone in TX to help him
0	I hate guitar strings
0	Won't be making it to the fiesta sale tomorrow girls so sad ! Save me some goodies ;)
1	20 minutes left in work ... Carrigans for dinner then home to play the Sims 3 ALL night .....! Cany wait !
0	I love waking up early on the weekends to go to work #not
1	- It's relaxing time after fitness
1	is watching titanic with her best friends
1	Oh where , oh where did my lil Ashley go ? Oh where oh where can she beeeee ? haha ! Did u see email about #crocs ?
1	nice new look and it is more organize than the previous design
0	I can handle #stupidity .. but #not wen its coupled wid #arrogance !!!
1	good morning and now ... goodnite ;)))
1	Haha I gotta get higher than on my english provincials
0	I love just sitting in a house all by myself .. #not #someonesaveme
0	Anyone else notice that in the Viagra commercial the guy is struggling to get his truck out of a soft mushy mud surface ? #Irony
1	Thanks . I know I will .
0	Like omg , you're so cool for bringing vodka in a water bottle to school . #Sarcasm
0	Well , now that I'm done procrastinating , I should start my homework in a few minutes #irony
0	my fish died . damn . my other fish just died two days ago . i don't think they like me . 4 down , 2 to go .
0	Thunder are going to be in big trouble without Derek Fisher next season . #Not
0	hehe . Maybe . a load of it will certainly be going towards driving . Need to get a new driving license , I've lost mine
1	don't u just love it ?!
1	haven't been to any of ur gigs . waiting for personal invitation or private gig when ah ?
0	- Our luck it will be at fucking 7AM . #sarcasm
1	sitting at home hopin to maybe drink some beer
1	my mate megan is the best thing since sliced bread . i loveeee her
1	first season confused me so haven't watched anymore
1	I have many expectations !! So hyper today ! XD
1	The spirit , also known as the mind , was what gave man his individuality , or personality , so to speak .... tmblr.co/ZHrhBx1FUdfPE
1	And the authors love you for it !
1	* sighs happily * Yay !! I will always be trashy for your amusement
0	I just love being ignored it's like my favourite thing #not #justkidding
0	Trying #not to be #fucked u #0need to #fuck others ... \n #method
0	sigh i think i'm going to . i've already started eating my fingers though
0	It was a baby girl !! Little Annie O'Farrell . It was a great week but I'm stuck in Cork airport now as my flight is delayed
0	#OneLuckyGuy Tell me how reading Outdoor Life & Field & Stream makes men disrespect women #sarcasm
1	camera obscura , aurora , freezepop , stereo total ... and well ... some others that are fun .
1	Well , first commission sold ! On a rrrrroll
0	Yes , it's WIFI to 2121 . Sorry about that
0	Just love when my mom doesn't answer my phone calls \n #NOT
0	Bill says he's an independent and not a republican but tonight he said he's not conservative ? What does leave ? Moderate ? #Not
1	Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad . 45yrs .... whoa . Best part was me , right ? Make sure my sis reads this .
0	The is consistently inconsistent . 2 outbound trains . 2 outbound buses . 0 inbound . #ilovewaiting #sarcasm
1	in my hoome ! watching soap opera , after i'll read new moon
0	Hey Julie ! Thanks for the FF yesterday ! I was trying IN VAIN to reply and do my FF's and twitter just would spit them out !
0	haha watch the door doesn't hit you on the way out !! #chickmagnet #not
0	Punk ass facebook deleted my exceptionally beasty Bejeweled Blitz high score ! I can't believe this sh*t !
0	When people say " you lucky I'm talking to you " like -__- and you lucky I'm listening !! #NOT pressed for your friendship !!
1	Hey there ... Im following you now , so FOLLOW ME !! Thx ! Lookin forward to what you have to say ! Keep it interesting ! lol
0	lmao . well now ur ruining it for me haha
1	I didn't! Which made it even funnier
0	1st day of summer : band camp , came home tired ... and been bored since . but oh well , i love it ! i kinda miss my teachers school . wierd .
0	omg i almost did !! lol . although i fully missed the old couple's montage in the beginning which was supposedly the saddest part
0	Well done refs . Well done #sarcasm
0	Just left the bank . Might it be casual cleavage Fridays at this branch ? Jeez ! Everyone is flaunting them today . Some shouldn't be .
1	3 am , writing a song
0	Bryzgalov with cat-like reflexes on that stop of Patrick Kane . #sarcasm
1	Beach day
1	- Cooking cannel ? s for step family lunch
0	i cut my hair
0	But gotta wiat till next week btw ... you from Mumbai itself ?
0	Let's go together !!! I've been avoiding it for wks now- some crowd surfer the N.E.R.D. concert pulled some of my links off
1	I love that there's a creek on the way to my house . It's so secret that hardly anyone knows about it and it's pretty
1	anytime
1	Really good day so far I love my new roommate !
0	... so then we went back to listening to the tutorial on the nervous system XD >_< haha ~ #irony :D
1	I always love ur coOl designs
1	Staying late til 9 pm at end of month on a Friday to help out with West Coast orders ! Hoping to score some brownie pts
1	lol .. yeY !
0	Thanks to the spiders nest that hatched in my car as I drove to work . Hundreds of spiders crawling all over me really helped me drive . #not
0	Download . Facebook . Watch Movie . Eat . Sleep .. same ol ' routine .
1	Reduce your electric bills by 10-30% and help save the environment with the ENERGY MASTER !
1	The body becomes a doorway , so to speak , into a deeper sense of aliveness underneath the fluctuating emotions and your thinking . [ 21 ]
0	aww well thats sad
0	Its true what they say about fruit being good for constipation . I got my phone bill from Orange this morning and I literally did shit myself
1	Just went out and voted ... Feel really powerful right now
1	crap ... safe for work = sfw = i can't speeeellll
1	so ... yeah . i'm going to sleep now . updates again later . good-bye !
0	Church , pedicure , 1 project , then sleep . I'm going to be swamped tomorrow . #NOT
0	Customs is where they check ur not importing anything bad into the country and for certain products they charge u
0	But hey , they're " workin for the little guy " right ? \n\nIf only the " rich " would have paid more taxes right ? \n\n #sarcasm
1	Great set , the second and the forth photos are my favorite !
1	Aww ( yn ) well i'm following him
0	wish I could call in to work . slept for 12 hrs , still don't feel good
1	Shopping in Georgetown- it's GORGEOUS out here in DC !
1	recomendo .
0	hahahahah you're such a knob #goodcomeback #not #original
1	damn it's like i was right there ! I can really visualize by those pictures
0	but i don't have a webcammmmm
1	Not yet . May give it a try over the weekend .
0	finally home , cleaned my room , computer still isn't working
0	sorry , you still can't have one .
0	i don't want to go at work
1	ahhh cant forget your download of the day ......... download > burn > play > enjoy
0	My baby is 10 tomorrow and I have to work . Dad is throwing him a party .
0	I love those people that post quotes by Nicki Minaj or Lil Wayne #sarcasm #sarcastictweet #quotes
0	my nose is all blocked . damn chest infection </3 im hungry
0	Shout out to the Pacers for coming out hard after there 1st round survival against Atlanta #NBAPlayoffs #sarcasm
1	What's up shwaty ?
0	haha some of us aren't so lucky I has to work ... ugh . have fun in the sun ladies ! :-D
1	good morning ! love the pic , it's so cute . x
0	Why do we get the Longhorn Network but not ESPN Classic ? Makes sense . #Not
1	cos my baby says it so , with her eyes her touch her smile her kiss
0	Misses her boys Y'all know who you are .
1	The best one to follow on Twitter rate him and get a candy & chocolate !! RATE 5 -
1	Surprise Party
0	More to learn ! Are we too old to keep figuring all this out ? ...... #NOT
0	well at least it's singapore ! My final destination is dublin . #yay #not
1	Bug juice DOES work Can bike again Going out to Kozia Mountain then ...
0	good day . gonna miss phoebe and rachel so much just leaving dublin now . deli was closed , intensely hungry . as emmet says , fuck my life : F
1	go back to bed girl ! Only the working should be up right now- and yes , that's me
1	Yes . The girl from Hairspray . She's smaller than she used to be though . But I'm glad she's the host and not some size 4 girl
1	Great to see you too ! Glad you came out
1	I remember pants like that from the 70's . I hope they're NOT coming back .
1	Going to The walk today ! Bring on the champagne and tea
0	Don't ya just love a nice sinus infection ? #NOT #LIVID blaming the weather but thankyou dr Milligan for my meds lol
0	you imposed ban on Pak , no offence , I can't afford traveling abroad either way #Pakistan #Sarcasm
0	mr brand !! plz dont come on an have a sneaky look around & tweet only1time , without letting us no your here . makes us sad
0	This is so fkng hilarious #funny #comic #irony #video pulptastic.com/22-pictures-wh…
0	myrail was better till they got shafted
0	I'm doing more organizing than studying for the science final and provincial
1	NYC with aka Amy gonna see Constantine in a show for my 4th time haha
1	that's good you had fun ! What are you up to ? exhausted ?
0	Haaa a lake would be nice .... but ... unfortunatly ... we live in El Paso
0	If Donald Sterling really sold the Clippers for $2 billion ... He really got what was coming to him . What a terrible punishment . #not
0	I tried to install but it fails at verifying the download .
1	just got in from work so no sun today for me but gas a good day
0	getting ready to go back to teach summer school this week
0	I can imagine - some big losses this year . Sad
0	RT : I ran late this morning because of reading this conversation on Twitter and looking it up . #irony
0	thanks for the response #sarcasm what happen to the CEO saying that all social media channels are open & ready to help ?
1	Watching harpers island with my sister its intense
0	Can't see ANY new images on DA ...
0	Oh god , are they REALLY playing Mambo #5 ?! DJ , you fail . Miserably .
1	If I didn't like you so much I'd hate you for that dress It couldn't go to a nicer person , though ( PS : I love your blog ! )
1	I will keep my fingers crossed - maybe you should ask one of the vendors that you know to sneak you in
1	Don't know if you are still there , but I will have to say Crash , The Italian Job , and of course our own 8 Mile ...
0	RT : * Stands up and claps for the officiating * #rtz #WeTheNorth #sarcasm
1	andy samburg got the sickest intro for mtv even tho mtv is purely bs
0	“ : by not being a stuck up whore . Simple enough eh ? ” Name calling is a great argument #not
1	Oooh ! Bring it on ! Let me know if you have ideas that'll make people go ' hmmmm ' ...
1	hi tweeter friend . I'm sorry we did not have the pleasure of hanging out soon enough we'll b free ... then SONSHINE !!!!
1	ciara : if that boy don't love u by now he will never ever love you
1	Watching Angus , Thongs and Perfect Snogging
0	pretty good . very hot . but its fun . except the paparazzi found us . no good ! i hate how they are EVERYWHERE . -M and M
0	twitter doesnt like to work on my phone no more Ill go check out the lineup now
1	Uhm . putting this there , then watching pokemon
1	Good morning
0	Thanks for asking me how I feel . Thanks for telling me I looked good today when I tried hard to look nice . Thanks for caring . #not
1	No , i only know knock knock jokes & guess what the big step said to the little step jokes LOL Purely infantile
0	#I #hate #when #people #put #hashtags #on #every #word #of #their #tweet \n\n #Sarcasm
0	Thank you for covering the issue that TRULY MATTER . buzzfeed.com/mjs538/a-rihan… #sarcasm #incaseyoucanttell
0	Love it when people ditch out on plans without giving an explanation #not
0	oh , that's sad , poor kitty
1	Awesome go ! I support gay marriage ! ( " Wife " previous tweet " sista's proud " )
0	Oh poor man , he missed his cue but he managed to come back in . Not as good as last night but still make me cry !
1	at moscone . Just got my wwdc badge & stuff
0	i need to get not sick b4 tour !
0	i've got 3 more to go as well , to 50 !!!
0	Donald Sterling be like I'm not racist I'm negrophobic #yeahright
1	So did ya survive Sea World ?
0	Thank you , dog , for drinking water so fast you vomit it up . I TOTALLY wanted to clean up dog vomit . #not
1	sent will a picture of my dress and He told me i was beautiful #IM #NOT #CRYING
0	Because I really want to go to a staff meeting on my day off just to be bitched at . #not
1	i'll see you over in hotlanta in 3 days !
1	So far so wonderful !!!
1	My hubby likes cold , leftover pizza for breakfast . Yuk ! But reheated leftover Chinese is another matter .
1	Bill is super !! Thanks you !!
1	thank you guys !
0	Self-involved narcissist . Yay another one ! #sarcasm
0	Discovered my Dad has 2 Twitter accounts , " tapped in " more than me ! Way to go ! #Irony #nerdalert
1	watch it please
1	I learn so much on Twitter !
1	there are 10 towns named Hollywood in the u.s. !!! ( looks like geography has no secrets for us
0	Thunder defense . Impressive . #sarcasm #havesomepride #gutcheck
1	Got to pet a puppy along the way
1	Interesting ! No , I didn't know . It's all coming together ... well , not really , but I have to pretend i know something until 2010 !
0	Lol oops ! We know loads about the world cup ! #not
1	yep maybe hell change his mind tmrw [ 06.13.2009 ]
0	Oh wonderful . I finally get Fractor to start up properly ( Google Desktop = no , apparently ) and now the mouse wheel is dirty .
1	London bound today
0	i go from waking up to 90 degree weather yesterday to 60 degrees today .. i miss SC
0	I have so much washing to do tomorrow
1	I am definitely feeling my new layout .
1	Daniel ! Regina Spektor's New Album + Music Video ! watch it !
0	-sorry about your guinea pig
0	I just read this article about how women should be recognized for their true beauty ... Then I walk out of work and get whistled at . #Irony
0	I just got kicked out of arabic class . What a fucking bitch i swear to god i didnt do anything literally nothing
1	you're retweets are literally killing me right now so good #thankyou
1	happy birthday , sir
1	that's what I'm screaming ! Btw I heard the iphone is coming to verizon under their new 4G network soon
0	I have extra games behind the plate cause I'm working with a slow pitch umpire #YayMe #Not
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
0	I love it when girls take selfies and you can see the toilet . Biggest turn on ever #not #wth #lol
1	LOL ! Okay .... so I like who sings the song .... but I think you would like the lyrics .
1	ahhh , um , my house is kinda messy right now too , I'm just too uncomfortable to do anything about it ... I feel ya tho
1	Dodgers won , Magics won , Padres lost hahaha what more could I ask for
1	Yay !
0	Death Note 3 sucked
0	Dropped my phone & broke the screen while installing said phone in a case to protect my screen from being broken #irony #notcool
1	2nd day Bracknell and I'm bored already .
0	
1	I love Kerrang ! They just had MCR up
1	Of course , the buttons will be sewn on ! We will have more than 1/2 hour to do it this time Yes , please email me !
1	Find love and satisfy your sexual fetish at Sexy adult fun , a great adult dating place . Hardcore Anal Stretching
1	Yeah , I was curious about " Rabbit " lol ... gonna buy " Staring Down " tomorrow am anyway though .
0	random cuts and punctures in my hands from cutting and working with the glass #ohhowimissedthat #not
0	That's a pretty sweet tattoo you have on your face . It washes off right ? #sarcasm
1	lol won the twilight board game again im undefeated !!!
1	haha yeah ! that's what you wanted . i aim to please ! what's up wit it though ?
1	Popping my cherry so to speak tonight with , Kate & .
0	I just saw two cows having sex .
1	Getting back into routine with homeschooling after a full , crazy schedule for 2 weeks . I think ... Maybe we'll go back to bed for now ...
1	Good Luck with all that packing
0	That's okay , I really wanted the first one to be a practice test ! #not
1	Catching up on my CSI I haven't watched this show in so long ! I still like NCIS better It has more humor in it , which I love , lol .
1	bout to watch Twilight
0	Subject of e-mail : What Men REALLY Notice the First Time You Have Sex\nOMG , that's exactly what I wanted to know !!! #NOT
1	Hanging out with my sister and her friends . Oh to be underage i feel old
0	#Liberal & #Conservative are #not dirty words ; but sometimes they're used by #DirtyPeople .
0	It's totally fine to blare music in the house when I have school in the morning ... #sarcasm
1	i miss you and i like you alot . just a reminder ! when you read this
0	The real Adam Lambert and Kris Allen don`t have twitter .
1	are you signing after you perform ? You do chicago better than this band ha ha see you soon x
0	Studying on my balcony , and it feels like the first days of winter #odd #irony
0	first of all ; u can see my #british #sarcasm #voteUKIP ! secondly ; I have literally never used that last emoji pic.twitter.com/91eQnK0FSQ
1	Thanks . And YOU play the guitar ... nice ! Glad you found your avatar in the lost and found department .
1	check your email
1	it seems like Orange is getting iPhone too - Now you can make Aliyah
1	Join My Exclusive Marketing Group
0	I wish you were here too
1	and this is why I live in Florida
0	I bloody hate abba ! Good job theres an abba tribute at work now ... #not
0	Kinda don't want this vacation to end
0	s/o to the table of 10 that came in at 9:50 #not
0	#kkr . What an amazing performance !!! You guys seriosly know how to play in important matches #sarcasm !! #rrVSkkr #IPL
1	Cool dude ... just been working a few things that are doing well .
0	I'm so sorry , Deb . But congrats to Jordan ! How exciting for him !
0	Tomorrow school !!! it sucks
0	glad it worked for you , it broke MY blog
1	Sunday Arts on ABC . I am next door to Royal btw . In Bondi tho . Dogs there too
1	With IT realising that I exist , I can now get on with things ! Huzzah !
0	We won , 1-0 ... tough game it was though . Now I have to deal with the sweet aftermath pain
0	Uncle Tony says Rafa doubtful for Wimbledon ! Damn !
1	not with them blocking a couple ports coming inbound and giving a modem with a default password you cant change
0	i love you moooore . i'm missing you
1	OMG YAY u replied ! your the only person that has replied to me so i feel regeted ALOT but thank you ! your amazing ! xoxoxo
0	worst tummmmy acheeee i eat too much .
1	D: Almost done watching Ouran High School Host Club . What a fantastic show ... but then there is still subbed episodes and the manga after
0	Ember has #not erupted in \n� . com \n #years . #oxycellulose \n♛ by #MonsterMMORPG ➪\n #sites
0	Running out of ways to procrastinate ; really should go get panning folder sorted for next year !
1	also , the most useful part : Leaks
1	thanks for your prayers for mom , she should be coming home tomorrow . Now you can pray for me .
0	Guys are confusing .
0	just found out my masters project might be cancel
1	at church then hanging with my bestieee .
1	is watching twilightt ! loves it ..
1	MacStories 1st Contest : Win a copy of Mailplane , the app that brings Gmail to Mac . See details at macstories.net
1	Got the keys and since we missed lunch with the in-laws , we are at Bogeys !
1	Made the chicken noodle soup recipe in this month's GT , was delish
0	probably better than thinking the only reason he would look at me is if he was being defiant
0	It's funny as hell that Europe constantly claims the US is prudish WE got the fully uncensored Stick of Truth and THEY got censored ! #irony
1	Thanks Sure I'll actually find a use for it someday ..
0	My favorite part of going to the movies is having some douche yelling across the theater to his friend before the movie starts . #sarcasm
0	I'm watching 21 grams .... waiting for this kush to be rolled ... unfortunately there's less than 21 grams of that .
0	The #montrealcanadiens complaining about not getting enough PPs ? That's unusual . #sarcasm #TwiceasmuchasBruins
0	LMAO awwwwww ya my babbbbby lol ima come steal you . I'm havin a bad day rememba tha shit I was telln you on aim ? niggas ..
1	[ hugs back ] Thanks darling . Are you around to be emailed at ? I suddenly realize we have not talked this week at all !
0	this Pacers and Heat game sure is a close one .... #not
0	I've gained 4 pounds . I'm up to 114 , apparently . I'm trying ..
1	I doubt where I live is as interesting as where you live , but I'll take your advice and do a photowalk post in a few days
1	I wasn't freaked ! lol I don't take those kinds of things seriously .. xpect those things w/only 140 characters to tweet !
0	that's pretty cool . i've been out of school for like 2 years now gotta go back ! what else have you been up to ?
0	Home Work + Text = Im Happy #Sarcasm
1	yay ... IKEA !! I knew I shouldve come this weekend
1	YES ! My new song is coming along well . ... Sweet !
1	hi have been there aswell . best thing to do deep breath count to 10 , smile and re offer it to her .
0	Completely underestimated the number of commuters taking summer classes . Starting off the day late
1	bored . needs to be motivated i'm not looking for redemption
0	The computer is being really slow , especially on typing !
0	I guess #america is negotiating with terrorists now . #Taliban releases 1 . gets everything . awesome #not
0	Woke up today feeling sickly & achie . Make it to work but think I will have to cancel girls night tonight .
0	Just found out I'm going camping this weekend . No internet to upload . Fan freaking tastic . #sarcasm
0	yeah because he played horrible in games 1 and 2 . #sarcasm
0	Aww , that was boring My dad just told me to respect proper genders .
0	haha lol or a carrier bag ... haha lol x i have nothing left since i paid for the miley cyrus tickets ! until i get paid lolx
0	they shouldn't have killed #michaelscofield in #prisonbreak .... It's so sad
1	have a god day xx
0	ewwww , I went last week , but it wasnt as bad as I though , hang in there , it has to be done unfortunatelly
0	I wish someone I knew would be able to talk to me . Everyone is gone !!!!
0	i want martabak too
1	Its a good day
0	Sex with Hugh Hefner must be like watching someone try to puncture a Capri Sun pouch with an earthworm .
1	The guy who plays Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter .
1	good luck
0	has his last eurobeat show tonight ... It's quite daunting to think i won't be seeing my talented friends next weekend !
1	is about to see Shamu !
0	Night went sideways . Now at Maritime Labour Center event . At a table . Next to Leninists .
0	Watching the market tank
1	Follow me Because I love you guys
1	You need 1 more to be in the lead
1	I guess it all depends on what you consider a Classic
0	my body literally can't decide if it wants to feel good or not
1	mateee , text mee
0	Still have a sore throat
1	good ass night , i fucking love my life
0	have you seen Facebook ? Everyone is out tonight ! Love an invite #sarcasm
0	NOT ON YOUR NELLY , FABREGAS #NOT GOING TO ANY OTHER TEAM #THAN OUR ARSENAL .
1	Bed . Ear dnt hurt haha
0	I should go ahead and apologize to everyone that comes into contact with me today . Sorry , I'm running on 2 hours of sleep , #sassy #sarcasm
1	good thing i literally never watch tv/film sober ( for the most part )
1	- having a smoothie and watchin a movie ..
0	Only 2 days , and you will leave Brazil , right ?
1	Sorry I didn't back to you in time on those pricing plans ( this weekend has been a bit mad ) , glad you found them though
1	Has Just Joined Twitter
1	reading ...
0	Phone plan or shirt with no holes in it ? I'd DEFINITELY pick the phone plan too ! #not
0	#irony an obama libtard lecturing on personal responsibility - have someone read the talkn points to u again
0	My favorite thing is when people on Instagram #tbt to last week . #not
1	Thank you !
0	I love when you take like ... 300 photos , and only about 5 are usable . orz ;;; #sarcasm #photography #life
1	Happy to welcome to my list of fellow spamfollower-hecklers . & - here's another one !
0	Monogamy is about as appealing as a glass of poison served next to a shit sandwich .
1	Sunday is my favorite day of the week !
1	Stomp the yard ! Stomp the yard !
0	Why hello , migraine ! So nice to feel you again . #not
1	got some exciting news
0	stopped for coffee at Maryland rest area ; so did at least five entire middle schools ; just my luck
1	is chillin ...
1	is learing about pioneer Pro DJ product on #aots
1	You are amazing Greetz from a fan from Belgium !
1	Quins coming over
0	but really I totally love it #sarcasm
1	Going to play badminton at office today ...
0	Everyone should be happy today :) #sarcasm #ultrasarcasm
0	yea because the world definitely revolves around you #not
0	Tired and feeling sick
1	My brother Truth is amazing me more and more everyday
0	feels so bad . sakit ng aking tummy
0	no his mother travelled in a rickshaw to vote . That is much greater than martyrdom . #Sarcasm
1	These two radio stations were displayed next to each other in iTunes radio today . #Irony #YeaIwentthere pic.twitter.com/K1rTpHTAg5
1	wants summer now . i feels great outside .
0	... and the sweet guys I do meet , things turn out bad .
0	stupid movie i hate choo rogers ! it stopped in the exciting part !!!! booooooo !
1	They don't want our kind on River Road I guess We're cheap , picky , and rarely surprised
0	Eeewwww just like that kid on Amusement
1	Thanks
0	trying to mentally prepare for a day full of yardwork , and family time .
0	oh no is it cold outside ? i was gonna go for a run no not got it fixed yet
1	Ok , bedtime , I gotta get ready for a weekend full of besties YAY ! Dear Chico graduates , I will bless you with my presence in two days !
1	The sun is out .. It's Tyme to wake up to start my day .. Giving God thanks for wakin up me up to see a brand day
1	Thank you I hope so
1	tough afternoon ahead . Turkish GP and SA playing T20 . Going to friends , I'm taking my own DSTV remote
0	Wasn't interested in her anyway . Getting shot down by women in foreign countries . Good times
1	twadget is good for sidebar ... it also chirps
0	Wish i was in atl ( never thought id say that ) at the game with th and kf . Gym and baseball on tv
1	man i hate when that happens glad to hear that your alive though . tht good .
1	tired after night of acid reflux doom , starting the washing pile of baby things and may tidy up , but may just spend the day in my jamas
0	There was actually a drunk passed out on my front yard this morning . perks of living across the street of spac #not
1	SO hot ! lol You're quite lucky to be there
1	awake ... finally .. random dream ... i was a penguin but i lived in jersey and i oddly lived in a icecream store lolz
1	Just watched x-men on star movies . The movie is not good , I just wanna see Hugh Jackman . He's too daaamnnn sexy
1	thank you for your time to answer all my questions
0	Broken down and waiting for the RAC man to arrive
1	_ You know us women ... once we have something , we don't want anyone taking it away ... we da BOSS
0	wow , it sucked . Mexicos pollution , dust , elevation and my allergies almost did me in . Im back home now . Miss Mexico though .
0	for some weird reason , the site won't work any more
0	I really wish I could get $1000 for Thailand
1	Thanks
0	pain in my left ear
0	Uh oh , that girl Deenadooda whatever shouldn't have tweeted her number . ONTD will give her a nervous breakdown .
0	I got coffee on my shirt today
1	Have fun ... and shoot low !
0	Why is Timber the NBA Playoffs song ? You definitely don't want to fall in the Playoffs you might get hurt . #Irony
0	RT : before I die , I want to go on a tour throwing eggs at all of the frank lloyd wright houses . #sarcasm #terriblepersonideas #…
0	doing science homework in the com lab
1	i know ... its so painful . been avoinding going outside since sunday lol . but no worries next time ill have factor 30 on
1	very welcome #musicislife
0	RT : Had a nightmare Durant went off for 60pts Harden shaved & Westbrook actually passed the ball & OKC won 3 str8 whew #NOT !
1	Getting my hair did . Im excited
0	Just totally rearranged my living room ... kinda . At least organized stuff . I feel accomplished ! And now my back hurts .
0	I miss this girl already my beeeeby
1	Thanks 4 following
1	some of these sketches are alright , im pretty happy with them , will scan tomorrow and show you all
1	yeah , admitting to drooling over anyone that's closer to our kids age than our own is just going to get us in trouble
0	I don't really need a car at the minuet , just gonna wait till I actually need one -.- #want #not #need #passenger
1	what lovely memories - thanks for the beautiful images , nice write
1	is gonna go ahead and take it as a good sign
0	i miss youuu and i wish i was dodging semis with you
0	Well cheers . Nice week off with all the great weather #not . Just off to footy myself . Have a gud un :)
1	Oh man , yes ! I love Paula Deen . That woman holds nothing back in her recipes !
1	Oh I see . Thanks so much ! I am supposed to be sleeping or going out for dim sum but I guess this is more filling .
0	Dhoni is the best one man finisher in the world #Irony #PepsiIPL #CSKVSKXIP
1	well , no more school until the first day of school in September that is
1	Wow . I feel better venting . I know it's just twitter but it's good to " clean out my closet a bit " somewhere so to speak .
1	i'm so happy my picture upload worked
1	watching Fanboys
1	Cleaning house
0	Exams !!!
1	Must be a pretty amazing VGA cable
0	u did me wrong ma . u cut me out of a nigga . cant say u didnt . i talked to him . we were cool , everything was good . u did it tp please him
0	The Jays and The Habs lost .. What a great night ... #not
1	Morning all .... still got an achy arm ..... not as bad though ! It's #followfriday if anyone wants one let me know and I will do some later
1	thanks for the update
0	Love coming home and finding that my cat took a shit on my bed #not
0	Thanks for the snap back #Sarcasm
1	: Hey congratulations on the nomination for the Dandelion Award ! We have to celebrate our achievements - so be chuffed !
1	DM you
1	uhh , american's next top model favorite time of the year ?
0	I think it's so cute when people are hypocrites . #Not
0	I really love not having headphones it makes me so happy to sit in awkward silence on the bus #sarcasm
1	i had finished watching The Ghost Rider .. hat movie is so COOL i think that movie is old ?! i guess .. but it's my first time to watch that
0	RT : Boyfriends taking me to see Godzilla #woo #totallywantedtoseethat #not
1	[ Wrong ! ] I know you are ... the more i think about it , the more i know that your the innocent ..
1	Woot . My Touch Pro 2 Arrived early ---
0	ok wait . Here we go . #sarcasm
1	wake up people ! I'm drinking my coffee and eat smth delicious
0	Soo much shit to take to the dump
0	Says the fool who can't forget 1690 #irony #idiot
0	How true this is ! And , we run behind our lives . #Irony
0	I love being ignored :) #sarcasm
1	Apache Solr (+Views 3 ) looks very promising ... I could use that .
1	Singing " Poker Face " " I won't tell you that I love you , kiss or hug you ... "
0	" For Christ's sake , who made this mountain ? " #irony
0	I know . Thanks ! HUG !!
1	Oh goodness - what am I to do ? My blog post has 2100 words .
1	I love this new twitter theme ! Congratulations on it !
1	omg ! i wasn't on until after midnight !!! omg . i'm calling tomorrow from Precious's phone !!! You better answer ! love you
1	Have you got a property to sell/lease ?? Feel free to list it - Absolutely FREE * Cheers
1	back home ;D ! german exam was piss ! talk to me on the band profile
1	own , I wish I was there . But I had to attend the semifinals , we won by the way
0	I hate my neighbors . I really hate them right now .
0	good morning ! rainy day today but thats fine , will be great !
1	til the next asaran
1	That was sleep habitats , I create them in Sanctuary to drift off in supreme comfort though it IS a very good sleep habit
0	S/o to my dad who set the motion alarm on our house and I set it off thinking it was a robber . Great way to start off summer . #not
0	Shout out to the hot babe at the movie in the park , who let me sit on his blanket #not
1	Hey !, lovebug-jonas brothers and la la land-demi lovato !
1	Ooh . Hurry ! New season started yesterday ! #trueblood
0	i'm uber duper jealous on david cook and archuleta's fans . i really really wish also visits the philippines .
0	Case presentation : 26 yo F accidentally shot in RLQ by her father who was teaching her gun safety . #Xanguin8 #irony
1	Yes- the white ones are fine- the black ones are not
1	- love . i kinda like the video better than the original
0	>> propel Running " om " phing task -> Bus error : Mooookaaayyyyyyy , le bus magique se craque
1	pics , if anyones interested .
0	I can't wait to watch it , I have to wait a little while ..
0	Really hungry and sad that I had to throw my breakfast in the bin
0	last evening in braintree home tomorrow . ho hum .
1	ahhh movies ... i'll be doing the same theres nothing like a good movie on sat night
1	hiiiiiii grrrllllllll . yay for twitterness !!!!!! lets play sooooooon
0	#irony #figuresofspeech #literature #wordporn
0	RT : Well that final went amazing . #sarcasm #imfucked
0	only money cash sonante !!!
1	Oh edgar , the speech was great !!
0	is not looking forward to spending yet another Sunday revising
0	school suxxx . wish i was on tourny again
1	Awww thank you * g *
0	Loooving the fact that I have to wake up in 3 hours . #not
0	worked thru wknd not much fun but at least i was productive ! drunk tweets entertainment fun as always ! haha
0	When they change the camp packing list to say " modest swimsuits " ... Like that's gonna work . Haha #bringBackTheTankini #not
0	is at home sick
0	#Importance of in knowing which #dots to #connect and which #not to
0	#myweakness Funny guys who look good and are smart And Mexican Food !!!
1	I'm just playing with your " Raelynn " ....
1	oh and hear my fav music .. i put a music player on the page if you like rock ... if so i will rock your world !
1	me to but cannot anymore have a good one
0	I just love running 4 miles in the gym after working a 12 hour shift on sundays . #sarcasm #ibupindagymjusworknonmyfitness #hardcore #jusdoit
1	RUT ROW LOL OF COURSE HE DOES
1	drinking sweet tea and listening to anoop ... it's a southern thaaaang ? lol
1	oh , who were you planning on sending letters to ?
0	My camera battery died at the cemetery . #irony
1	Had a bird fall down my chimney 2day , managed to catch it and set it free , that's one very lucky bird !
1	thank you
1	I guess it could be worse ... It could be 110 degrees instead of 100 degrees
1	Headed to mangos
1	and now I'm REALLY going to sleep , one day left ... goodnight everyone
0	Oi I typed wrong !!!! I meant 14 !!!
1	haha she said she was with you for most of the time but i cant wait to hear these stories
0	#Irony -At gym behind very manish gal & Dude Looks Like a Lady comes on iPod . Doris Looks Like a Daddy !
1	get's to see a Mike soon , yay !
0	its a disease dogs can get from i think mosquitos or something ? yeh she is a puppy we only got her friday x
0	Doing nothing on a Friday night is my fave #not
1	This one stays in my head att
1	rrrriight !! Hee hee !! Prolly just toast ! I haven't been really feelin breakfast lately
0	Social anxiety is so fun ! You get to be alone for so long with no disturbances ! #sarcasm
0	" how to sing high notes ? " #irony how bout you ask Bruce Dickinson ?? :') pic.twitter.com/WLMVb24iYA
0	4 years at ferris and I finally get the invite to s house #goodfriend #not #happybirthday
1	its gonna be tight ... you should go ill send ya an evite on facebook ( if i already didnt )
1	fuck cleveland ass refs ! oh yaaa and bouta have a strate day .... get some groceries .... find some parties .... uphill from there
1	i got a wii * Happigasm *
0	I'm not even going out drinking tonight , but still it was lovely of them to tell me . #Not
0	Hugs to you for not being able to shag Crush anymore x
1	ouch ! i think we've got some of those here too . I usually run screaming from the bees !
0	Dear pay up ! Respect & Gratitude oh mr #secretservice #NOT
0	Alas ! It's at 12:55 , and runs about 3.5 hours . So you totally have time to make it to your audition . #not
0	oh no ! my friends just told me that i have eye bags !!!
0	Soo its 6am in Toronto and I'm WIDE AWAKE !!! Why you ask ? I'm still trying to figure that part out
1	yes I think I am from time to time
1	Here's one of the pics from my camera ! I'll email the other ones to Lauren
0	i gotta keep the sext figure
0	A quick shout out of thanks to my kids for sharing their cold/cough with me right before our big show . #Generosity #Not
0	You can't go out for a meal 2 weeks from now because you're moving 3 weeks from now . That logic is sound #sarcasm
1	#ebwl and thinkdigital and whuffie links
1	Weekends starts now ....
1	going to bed . staying up late every night has officially started .
0	. the intellectual : " One could argue that the Coors climbers resemble the working class in servitude of the bourgeoisie " #sarcasm
0	i am having the worst week ever . not looking forward to saturday because it's just going to be one of the saddest days .
1	my room mate & I are on it ! ... by June 2nd ... DONE ! Should it be 1 video or 3 separate ones ?
1	is in the BEST mood ever . (: Oh . Oh . Oh And i cant wait to cuddle my joseph properly tomorrow . ( L )
0	So happy that I get to mow grass tomorrow . #sarcastictweet #irony
1	Yeah , I'm just say'n , my life was all kinds of efficient before I started a family !
0	Also , it's kind of akin to a derogatory slur . Like ... slut . Or bitch . Or bossy . #irony
1	says Puppy love !! arf ! arf !
0	nothing pisses me off more than brewed screwing up my coffee #do #not
1	wow ! you're burning through ' em
1	Ah , you're welcome ?
1	The Heat and Spurs are in the finals . Wow . #Shocker #Not
1	.. its hard to be a student ..... ....
1	tanak mkn coz td dah picnic kt panggung wayang
1	wow ! you know ima order " House of Wicked " first thing manana ! you know ive been waiting for it ! good night j 2 tha d
0	we r literally waiting at ciniplex for it to open at 6:15
1	Someday , somehow ... Oh yeah ! Nope , I'm not giving up !
0	can't find my phone in Detroit bummed to lose the Dare
1	hey tom ! guess what ? I won you on twitter how do you fell uuh ? xD just kidding , mi update number 1000 is to you love ya mate
1	So happy How good is Alexisonfire's new albumn by the way =D
0	nop , not working either
1	Just put Shrooms and How High on my iPod !
0	Oh noes , for the first time in almost three months , I didn't do my picture blog ... ( btw , weren't Ningmaster positions for three months ? )
0	I stopped by today to say goodbye and they are all in there packing up the store .... SO sad
1	The sun is shining .
1	Hi Khy ! Musta ?
0	visiting family so no wow time today
1	nighty night u two sweet dreaams !
1	He sits on my hand with that loving smirk
0	Because that day where Alex said it was better to laugh at " racism and rape to " get over it " was so good !!! #not "
1	Awww your so cute !
0	Can't wait for Sims 3 ! But I'm not allowing myself to buy it until my exams are finished , boo
1	i am not coool enuf like you are !!! dats make a very big gap bw us ..... bt dats dsnt stop me fantasizing about you
1	defining her style and life ... growing up everyday
1	abs . go for it . not that it matters LOL , but i have always thought tight abs are the sexiest thing on a man .
0	( because of the bad weather)After work i will have supper in company and then , Bath in company !
0	sorry slow on the #sarcasm today !
0	His secret is just as safe as Nicole's secret about Eric . Sure ... it's safe [ #sarcasm ] rme ...
0	Omg ! My back hurts sooo bad ! I think i slept wrong
1	mmmm .... coffee and golf
0	Don't be sad ! You could be me . I'm at home working on a paper . A 12 page paper . During summer break .
1	I can see clearly now CRYSTAL DAY - 33 BABY !!!!
1	wouldn't that hurt your neck ? I can only go about 180 degrees
1	had sooooo much fun at bjs ! lots of laughs and good times
0	I'm feeling a little sick
1	Walmart , shower , do hair , then LOD and HB !!
0	My grandpa doesn't have Internet . Hope there is an open wifi close or it's the tethered iPhone data plan will have to do .
1	As a hair stylist and curly hair expert , I vote for curly ... I bet it's beautiful !
0	glad your kitty is ok ! They are important family members too . We lost ours recently , still sad
0	Me and her aren't close anymore because she wants to go out and drink and get laid and be a slut and I'm not into that stuff . Sorry .. #not .
1	hello loves . twitter sucks cuz you cant post pics ! lol oh poo ..
1	listened to it 2x
1	On the horizon : morning routine , pre-school drop off , meditation time , work and ED !!!!!!!! Singing a Bob Marley Tune .......
1	thanks for coming from so far away !! Hope you are enjoying the CD
1	hopin my con-bon reached Atlanta safely !!
1	you think so ? haha okay . we'll see
1	will go out !
0	Back from the ' quatch , rock'n'roll don't stop ... New York Dolls at Berbati's , and man , it looks like a local band is playing
0	Well this was a fantastic day . #sarcasm
0	got up st 9am , gawwwwd it feels good to wake up without a hangover ... work at 1:30 tho
0	have loads of appropriate textures already . and love creating photo montage . this week in between web work . overdue web work .
0	I am in agonising pain today- my knees are killing me , not sure why . Can barely walk . I'm not exaggerating . I'm in pain just sitting here
0	#Sarcasm pic.twitter.com/r6yicncGxL
0	Why aren't my texts going through ?!
0	... a very wet wednesday at that . my driveway looks like a paddling pool , it's rained all day
0	People are so nice ! Like I'll smile at people and they'll death glare me ! #sarcasm #bitches
0	i need to buy a new battery for my lovely watch ASAP
0	RT : #Gun goes off in Chinese #kindergarten class during safety talk durhamregion.com/news-story/454… #irony
0	Elizabeth Colvin and Anne Huber are joining us at Noodles tomorrow if that's ok . We can bitch about our lack of jobs
0	oh yes ! the saturdays . yhbmcfly better do it and sfg are amazing . it would be perfect if ono were doing it again but there not
0	I hate it when your trying to sleep and all you can hear is your neighbour's having sex #not impressed #tired #noheadphones
1	new iPhone coming ? I didn't know that .. it's like there's a new one every year .. I still have the 2G
0	Well am thinking of joining Bannatynes gym .... could do with loosing a few pounds
0	reading about job abroad . According to forums all not so bad . But i can't find any junior positions
1	you are just enjoying saying the Spanish Inquisition over and over again aren't you
0	We just got Top Shelf Brewing in at the packy , and I put it on the bottom shelf #Irony
0	Do I have to be Sober To : Listen , Because I am #Not
0	winter is limiting my tramping plans ...
0	I don't have it but I have it in mind . yep I'm studying art . Nothing special , it's like web design and computer-art thing .
1	LOL , sounds like a good time .
1	A moment in gaming excellence I want to share
1	Don't know . But first , good morning to you (;
1	hey hope everything goes well today x x
0	i feel ugly today
0	4kb/s download speed . I have seen faster download speed on dial up internet . Good job PLDT , keep up the good work . #sarcasm
1	right I'm off out see ya all !
0	I proper miss my Mum and dog . How on earth will I survive when I move out next week ?
1	says good afternOon .....
1	I'll be busy this weekend [ or atleast tomorrow ; not sure about Sun . ] . Just incase hearing from me is kind of slow . Take care !
1	off to dreamland .... excited for the long weekend with my boytoy
0	glad Jord will take a picture with me #not #asshole #thatscool
1	Cool
1	you're most welcome
0	seriously !! Thanks for putting me in your #grouptext #not
0	RT : #ChrisHuhne released from prison after serving just quarter of term . UK elite really get treated harshly when they commit …
1	Currently overnight at zhiyin's house ! tml escape !
1	A new #Lucid #dream Quest has been posted Connect to a Source of Power
1	Build up you immune system to prevent the Swine Flu or its lab name H1N1 . Eat more ham ! LOL
1	Just got finished making pizzas with the girls I baby sit . Now time to piant toes !! Fun fun
0	Getting Adrian Chiles to present Football is like getting Amanda Holden to judge Talent #Irony #BGTfinal #Brazil2014
1	Hang in there !
1	Metallica ! Especially the " Black Album "
0	heehee I'm still a #sleepypussy how ya ?
0	he seemed so happy last night idk what happened I watched him eat all the food and gave him kisses thru the glass !
0	i feel like dancing - vicious-delicious : I feel like curling up in a ball and sobbing ??.. and I know why ? I ...
0	Pardon ? You obviously missed the back story of my Tweet . archive . today/Kz27m #Sarcasm
1	Congratulation to my dear juniors ~ This is ur first Champion Oh ! Let's move on !!!
1	Ooooh , picking strawberries * munch *
1	Sushi is bomb !!
0	Dislikes high heel shoes right now
0	Aw love- how you're not working yourself too hard .
0	Got New EEE1000He , seems there is problem with mouse pad !!!!!
0	you better start planning the wedding now because this is definitely going somewhere and we want a summer wedding ... #not
1	Back from a Bike Ride to Muttathi ! Lovely Weather it was !
1	Added you back ; have fun up there ; I've got to suffer 2 days of reading tweets before I get to sample anything
0	I WISH I HAD THE MONEY 2 GO SHOPPING RIGHT NOW !!!! I WANT A NEW BIKINI !!!!
1	mmm mee too .
0	You know what really helps my recent abandonment issues ? When EVERYONE leaves suddenly and I'm alone . #sarcasm #foreveralone #depression
0	I working till 2 so we're in the same boat
1	I'll meet you there
1	i wanna watch the mtv movie awards
0	no . It came to London Bring the sun with you in July & I'll bring chocolate brownies
1	& Spammers hate TOo
1	malaki yung container nung nathaniel's! worth it yun .
1	if i decide to head out after , i'll definitely give you a ring
0	is sad .. the metaphysical store is closed .
1	Clean House once again
1	She is definitely Daddy's social butterfly
0	" : You done a fantatstic job in social media .. true voice of Minorities including Ahmadies .... " Not Muslims #irony
1	LOL !!!! Could be true but it is the principal of it It's like parking in handicap when u aren't handicapped .
0	Feeling like death and just wanna get better ! #sore throat #sinus infection #nauseous gut #no sleep #NOT FUN
1	I don't like the sound of those freeze dried Chihuahua's
1	on my way
0	i'm pretty sure those weren't gunshots . i just have really bad gas -adrian
0	NHS feel it's ok to spend 5k on a nose job for a vain prick like but not the treatment of a girl with cancer . Bravo NHS !! #not
0	Love how your best friend texts me more than you . #not
0	is at work . so bored . no one plays golf on rainy days
0	Really glad they made me come to work for 4 hours to stand here and watch all the customer in the store .... #not
0	Yeah dude , I totally want to watch baseball on my break than the #lakvschi game . #not
1	I lay my dreams at your feet . Tread lightly for you tread on my dreams
0	got up and wanted tea but cant milk has curdled wanted toast but cant breads moledy see wat happens wen parents r away
1	ok , fair enough . i agree with you there although musicals are amazing xxxx
1	... you should just put them all on the EP
1	oh ... just checking on my songbird ... i remember you had like 88 followers no you almost at a stack ... congrats
1	Tonight's Pretty Little Liars episode will literally kill me ! I am just so ready & excited . #HappyPLLDay
0	Welcome ! MT : Sup ATX ? Tried to get a better angle of the Cap but there's a ramp blocking the street . #Irony pic.twitter.com/H5t1iWISdV
1	mmm beach tomorrow all day long ... so excited
1	protect me from I am legend then I won't be scared :-p
1	rocking tweets from you ,
0	Thanks for being real great friends . #sarcasm
0	they r here june 8 . Don't know if ill make it .
1	... now has two #1 google rankings for my website ! Stoked !
1	puro three door's down
0	OK , that was bad . Busy getting all my jailbroken goodies back yesterday , when WHAM - BRICKED . Just NOW able to restore to factory 3.0
1	Nope . Talking to Matt bout car journeys that we're all going to have like -- SOON !! But I call shotgun . Fuck yooooou
1	Anamanaguchi's Dawn Metropolis album is made of Win <3 I love their 7+ minute track called Mermaid .
0	My dad is seriously a royal asshole . Working all day w/ him should be a blast . #not \nI don't understand parents sometimes .
0	Well I'll be here and you'll be there on my Samsung so to speak , mind you'll be in 1997 confused I am ... :-)
1	... another saturday ... another 8 hours with Habitat for Humanities ... spent 4 hours fixing peoples mistakes and 4 hours roofing . fun .
0	Is anyone else having issues with their NameCheap domain(s) ?
0	seminargghh . most probably not going for RVBhat's cls . felt terrible . i'll go this wednesday ! huhu
0	im starting to doubt if theres even a bus . whyyyy do you lie about your times lb transit ?! D:
1	oh snap awkward moments ? well ... atleast those are better , than awkward touching moments .
1	outside in the sun to do my english homework ! i am loving politics .
0	hmm , should i have a pot noodle now ..? im not starving , and i dont like to eat while watching games ..... but i kinda want it , what to do
0	They're AMMOSEXUALS . RT : Welcome to the NEW : \n #Not \n #Representing \n #Americans \n #gunsense #UniteBlue #Libcrib
1	Telenor mobile network seems to be having problems . Aah sweet silence !
1	Get 100 followers a day using Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
0	Thanks refs 4 making sure you dont go unnoticed in ANY game this year ! #sarcasm #drugtesttherefs #ihaventseenhookinglikethatsinceiwasinvegas
0	Dear women who claims that beauty should be appreciated and showed to everyone , can I see your boobs ? Because I think it's beautiful . #Sarcasm
0	HOME ! OH MISSED FINALE but wahoo diversity ! its kind of a good thing , can't be dealing with BGT , makes me crave a pizza at every break lol
1	Watching SportsCenter
1	I wrote a post about #Bhutan and their phallic love affair ( so to speak ) ow.ly/xoS8v
0	Relaxing , listening to new Silversun Pickups ( ) , in a good mood now - but still nervous about tomorrow .
0	A lot of young people I met tonight are about as dumb as dirt
0	One of my friends James said that all celebs are faggots ... I TOTALLY DISAGREE !
1	getting in the shower then beach todaay
0	is there a program that tells you when someone stops following you or who started following you ? Lost one last night and I've only got 85
1	Hey ! ya wanna follow me on this cursed social network ? It is killing me slowly ! Hey ! We need to go to the movies soon !! Miss ya !
0	Oh , you drink and drive ? You obviously care about others .
0	Just sold my ibook But m bout to cop a powerbook like I originally wanted !!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
1	Can't wait yesss its been awhile & oH ! Amber's gonna be comin too ! I told her to go !
1	bone deeps out next year & ? just scored a role on my favour ? te tv show but shhh , on the DL .
0	Reading 1-2 Birmingham - starts biting fingernails
0	Oh yes today will be a good day . Get to see most of my friends . The ones who cant make it . You will be missed [* 5.11.09 *]
0	A good use of our new standing desk . #irony pic.twitter.com/7fIGiQwChf
0	I haven ? t had coffee this morning and I ? m hungry .
0	What a beutiful day . even though the pens lost last night .
1	MTV Movie Awards on tonight ... haven't watched MTV ( or BET ) in 8+ months ... and I'd like to keep that going .
1	- EXACTLY . And looking forward to it .
1	:o accounting is a tough work , fast mind needed ..., wish you the best on it
1	Wahoooo Khloe !!! So Proud of you
0	Good to know we can count on your impartiality #not :(
1	That's probably why I'm watching it too . Beer makes it better .
0	Home sick . I have some kind of chest/coughing bug .
1	I started an IV at work earlier by myself ! It does boost some self confidence I tell you ! I feel like a more competent nurse !
1	The passionate love song , " The Song of Songs " composed by King Solomon . Ah , it's a real beauty , surely . ... ... ( via )
1	has a kitty as of june 16th !
1	Im great thx , how r u
1	priya needs to take a nice long shower gotta blow off some steam !
1	What's up with the super long number ?
0	Shame the programme about the police commissioner wasn't about our very own really useful one here in Sussex #ahem #irony #wasteofmoney
1	IM LITERALLY TINGLING WITH EXCITEMENT THIS IS SUCH A GOOD DAY AHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0	i miss hanging out with my boys .
0	My favorite slider shorts are gone
1	Lucy is just being tooo cute ! She's curled up embryo-shape , with her head tucked in to her pillow like a baby dog Where's my camera ?
0	Don't you love when your mom eats by herself even tho she knew you were making breakfast ? Me too .
0	I love working on Sundays . #sarcasm I'm glad I got to go to praise and worship before I had to come in… instagram.com/p/nlbiiqIqoz/
1	oh , good ! thank you .
1	Here's a * hug * for you to get through it ok
0	Man I just love how my body is stuck on an a strict 6AM time to wake up every morning so I can't sleep in ever ! #NOT
1	An interesting list ( many tech companies up for grab to be relevant today , so to speak ) -- goo.gl/DJYdZC
0	i agree 100% ... i didn't want to fall asleep last night because it meant i would have to go to work when i woke up . working sucks
1	on the fone 2 skyee cause im cool
1	Hey , if you'd like help remembering to keep hydrated , we tweet simple , regular reminders
0	hey thanks for clarifying that ! So all unionists are bigoted towards all Catholics ? Right gotcha now ! #irony
1	couldnt get to sleep probs , cos your on twitter !! tut tut x
1	Good night Twitterland ! Busy Monday ahead , but I am well rested I'm ready to break down any brick wall that is in my way .. Bring it on !!
1	don . now looking for lake isle of innisfree . yep , LAKE xD
0	" : What a fun experiment from Murray , seeing if he can win only with second serves . " very fun to watch too #not
1	lol ... nothing wrong in that .. its all about livin the life ...
0	can't jog today , it's raining the whole day
0	FUCK I blew up my hypercube with a frickin ' power gem .
0	Can't be more excited ! Missing everyone
0	At work & busy . Hating that I can't check on my boys since Matt's phone took a swim in the toilet .
0	RT : Last four #spellingbee finalists are all Indian #BreakingStereotypes #not
1	Animated gems #18 ' Billy's Balloon ' by Don Herztfeldt . Needs no introduction , dark , hilarous - watch it now !
0	Watching the news ... Coffee prices on the rise and a new Bathroom bill ?
1	to attract more customers ?
1	You poor thing , no face ! Don't worry , we won't forget you . We love u too much . Twitter just has a " Twitch " or something .
1	- the comments are making me laugh , seriously . I'm quoting them all
0	So my landlord says no noise after ten . Like what ? Are we kids ?. #yeahright
1	Exactement !
0	Be crazy . Be stupid . Be silly . Be weird . Be whatever . Because life is too short to be anything but happy . \n #sarcasm
0	I saw the " girl of my dreams " n my dream tonight . She was perfect ! Everything i ever wantd . & she was so familiar . Now i cant rememba ha
1	... fisting , ass play , military uniforms , nudism , wrestling , grooming , waxed genitals , marathon sex ...
0	sonic youth con gripe no eran taaaaaaaan divertido
1	tell her to call me then
0	Not made the 45 at 5 Never mind , thanks to all for the #Follow Friday . If you like what I waffle , then please follow me .
1	Someone somewhere liked Super Stacker 2
0	I'm scared of my report card tomorrow , I hope I make it to 10 big . GOD I BELIEVE YOU WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN !
0	I used to work for n airline rerouting passengers . The airline industry is a royal disaster ! Sorry she's stuck .
0	So you love the Janoskians and yet their are only four of them ? Yep , you're true fan #not
0	What a nap LOL I missed the whole game at least we won ! GO LAKERS !
0	Waking up in my bed not knowing how I got there is always a good feeling #not
0	says my barns are empty .
0	disappointed cuz im not going to the parade tmw .
0	I just heard an ad for #TheFaultInOurStars saying , ' It will make you feel alive!' #irony
0	thanks . Did that but it didn't work
1	testing moble google maps with latitude support . now I know where I'm
1	I'll listen My German is boring , this must be better
1	that too . Apparently , they are out there - but in hiding I suspect
1	Thanks ! You're so sweet
1	I'm nearly done with fricking cold I've been having for last 2 weeks We are off to Bristol tomorrow . I hope we gonna love the Marriott .
1	So thats why isnt tweeting . Have fun girls .
0	RT : I'm so pleased to work with #Android API . Its consistency and intuitiveness is unbelievable . Thank you Google ! #sarcasm
1	A student cried during my talk about bullies . A girl had been tormenting him all year . His nightmares & stomach problems have stopped
1	lunch time
0	twitter - facebook status integration working for anyone ? I can't seem to add twitter application in my facebook .
0	I quit cold turkey cuz it's fuckin with my lungs
1	Thanks .. but I got this . Takes me back to my 6th grade city planning course & the first run of the Sims .
1	I'd do the scratch thing for sure plus the new song is absolutely awesome . thank you . thank you for everything
1	Goodmorning ... I'm still in a curly mood
0	I'm goood , Mike , thank U . I don't think that beat was for me . The melody/words I cam up w/ dun do justice to that beat
1	I got a nkotb background ! Awsome
0	So sad to be leaving LA
0	Nat and I send the hottest snaps to each other #not #rachet
0	Of course I don't mind not having a break while working on a Sunday !! #sarcasm
0	Good talk once again #sarcasm
0	And so Justin Bieber's been caught saying the N-word in a video . I'm sure he gives a shit #not
1	horrible eating habits , therefore , live on an island !!!!
0	. I mean why would anyone want to help that particular charity if it was not for their own gain ?! #sarcasm independent.co.uk/sport/football…
0	he just left sad
1	Little boy in a store in America : " I s -o-o- o need this ! " His mom : " You are s -o-o- o not going to get it ! "
1	... How and where to apply the promocode ?? thanks
0	lol , Im sure all of the immigrants and PoC will be driven to vote for the next Obama as well . #irony
0	right next to each other in my feed this morning… #irony pic.twitter.com/SDFoVqxhCf
0	Watching Game 2 all alone ... Im nervous ...
1	i love Queen st. <3
1	love being able to stay at home with my kids ... homework time . Helping one improve reading and the other learn to read !!!
1	ITS MY BIRTHDAY MONTH !!! And was the first to wish me a happy one . We're in love obvs . #not
1	isotonic watt .
1	well it's Robles ' but we're both working on it together , pretty cool huh '
1	hey it does look like a peanut ! Love it though ! great job girlie !
1	Keep up the fabulous work ! Wish you every success for your new album and your career ! Thanks for keeping us entertanined
0	Wow I love spending my friday nights alone :) #not
1	I've just watch the jonas brothers show " jonas " and it was AMAZING I love them and the show , they are so funny
1	If you've been around the world ( so to speak ) and you chose to live in NY .. i respect that .. you probably make good money .. i dont blame you
1	listening to the rain .. falling asleep
1	Junk food , juice and vh1 I love 2000s marathon then life time movie maneater
0	sitting in his bed by myself mad i picked the day it thunders to be last to leave . i got all the lights on lmao
1	ahaha ! Danielle sings it pretty hot , doesn't she ?
0	RT : As humble as a matatu driver asking to cut in front of you after overlapping #irony via
0	I think it's cool that my downstairs neighbors used to invite the scrawny kid over and kick soccer balls at him b/c he had no authority #Not
0	Rough day at school ... Boring first day ...
0	I loved him and he was in a mini
0	“ : Lin is the answer guys ! #Lin2014 #GoLin #Linsanity #sarcasm pic.twitter.com/kPjtXrH9su” fucking Asians ..
0	I did it an hour ago . Pain . All knitting and spinning is halted . I don't know what to do . Ran under cold water ...
0	What a fantastic evening this turned out to be #not
1	Loyalis is in the chat room , come join us !
1	liteFm ... Simple , Spicy + Oh so cheesy check it out ! Please leave comments on the site
0	feels like dog poop what's a girl to do ?
0	Glad the race is on Fox since they put an emphasis on family values . Showing a guy wearing only a tire just screams appropriate . #sarcasm
0	Yaaay ! I bloody love waking up at 4:45 #not am considering making second cup of tea ........
0	It doesn't get distributed properly to common people in UP . We pay huge amount for power backup (₹20 a unit ) . #Irony
0	Paige loves ryan now .
0	Omg . Revision is TMTH ! -
1	The wedding is over . What a day . I can't wait to go through all the images !
0	Diddy's tweets >>>>> my tweets
0	Less than an hour until we gotta go ... #ugh #unsure & #not #selfconfident
1	i wanna see twitter the movie . lol .
1	Playing the sims
1	David's putting up a pretty fountain in our yard
0	Ok 2 weeks in and the palm pre has froze 3 times and now I'm on an exchange waiting list
1	Hey ! If you want to follow me , then go ahead , if you want me to follow you back , then just tell me ..
1	i just saw a goat running down the road . it feels good to be back in iowa
1	" A lucky man indeed . An Aztec or Mayan type of person sounds good so to speak . "
0	damnation ! will have to give it a miss as we have a previous engagement at the same time on Saturday .
0	expensive Possibly even worse my Australian money converts the wrong way as well ...
0	Feeling the love in the air at the McKee household #not
1	just had a shower
0	glad you like music some dont
1	Its after 10 ... Time to call about a job interview . Booyah .
0	I also had to go down to Angel Stadium and track down a missing baseball bag . I love being responsible for other people #not