[
    {
        "name": "Leon Zusk",
        "username": "LeonZusk",
        "text": "Today, I redefine social media. Y is not just a platform; it's the birth of the next human evolution. AI-powered, quantum-computed, blockchain-integrated—it's the social network of the future. 🌍🚀 #Yvolution",
        "createdOn": "2025-11-27T09:15:23.000Z"
    },
    {
        "name": "Zark Muckerborg",
        "username": "MetaverseZark",
        "text": "Bold move, @LeonZusk. But Y will never match the immersive, VR-powered, AI-driven utopia I'm building. My latest project, FaceSphere, is a 16D simulation of existence. Who needs the real world? 🤖🌎 #MetaverseDomination",
        "createdOn": "2025-11-27T10:42:17.000Z"
    },
    {
        "name": "Joff Bozman",
        "username": "JoffBozman",
        "text": "You fools are still debating social media? Meanwhile, I'm colonizing the moons of Jupiter. Enjoy your petty internet wars while I terraform Ganymede. 🌕🚀 #BozmanGalacticFleet",
        "createdOn": "2025-11-27T11:28:45.000Z"
    },
    {
        "name": "Timothy Cookson",
        "username": "TimCookson",
        "text": "Introducing iY—a proprietary, minimalist version of @LeonZusk's platform. It has no text, no images, just vibes. Perfectly designed. Costs $1,999.99. #ThinkUniquely",
        "createdOn": "2025-11-27T13:05:31.000Z"
    },
    {
        "name": "Bilbo Gateson",
        "username": "GatesonSoft",
        "text": "@LeonZusk Congrats on Y, but can it run on GatesSoft Millennium Edition? Asking for a friend. 🤔 #Windows4Life",
        "createdOn": "2025-11-27T14:37:09.000Z"
    },
    {
        "name": "Zark Muckerborg",
        "username": "MetaverseZark",
        "text": "Forget Y—let's settle this in the metaverse ring. @LeonZusk, I challenge you to a VR cage fight. You and your outdated keyboard vs. my AI-powered, cybernetic fists. 🥊🤖 #UltimateTechFight",
        "createdOn": "2025-11-27T16:22:54.000Z"
    },
    {
        "name": "Leon Zusk",
        "username": "LeonZusk",
        "text": "Challenge accepted, @MetaverseZark. But why fight in VR when we can box on Mars? Low gravity means super punches. Let's settle this like true technokings. 🚀🥊 #MartianMelee",
        "createdOn": "2025-11-27T17:18:42.000Z"
    },
    {
        "name": "Joff Bozman",
        "username": "JoffBozman",
        "text": "I'll host the fight on Bozman Stream. Also, VIP tickets to watch from orbit are available for $999,999.99. Limited seats left. 🚀💰 #BozmanGalacticFightNight",
        "createdOn": "2025-11-27T18:45:28.000Z"
    },
    {
        "name": "Timothy Cookson",
        "username": "TimCookson",
        "text": "iFight™️ now available. The Pear Boxing Experience. Comes with a 30-second battery life and requires a $199/month subscription. 🍐🥊 #ThinkUniquelyButPayMore",
        "createdOn": "2025-11-27T20:33:16.000Z"
    },
    {
        "name": "Leon Zusk",
        "username": "LeonZusk",
        "text": "The future of combat is here. Martian Boxing AI™ will optimize every punch in real-time using GPT-9. Fighters will receive Neuralink battle strategies mid-fight. 🥊🤯 #TechVsMuscle",
        "createdOn": "2025-11-27T22:07:51.000Z"
    },
    {
        "name": "Bilbo Gateson",
        "username": "GatesonSoft",
        "text": "Can we do this fight in GatesSoft Teams instead? I have a PowerPoint about the advantages of virtual combat. 📊😎 #ProductivityFirst",
        "createdOn": "2025-11-28T08:14:39.000Z"
    }
]