(__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Cow O__O (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Cow at Disneyland \_|_/ (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty (__) ~~ (oo) ~~~~ /-------\/ ~~~~~ / | || ~~~~~ * ||----|| ~~~~~~~~ ====~~====~~==== ~~~~~~~~~/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu )\ (__) / \ (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow swimming at Amity Island (Where Jaws was set, for those less educated) * \ \ |\ \ | \ (__) \\|| \(oo) \||\ \\/ ~~ \|| \\ || \\|| \|| ~~ \\_ \_ Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen \ (__) \\(oo) /-----\\\/ / | (##) * ||----||" ~~ ~~ This cow plays bagpipes (__) (\/) /-------\/ / | 666 || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Satanic cow (__) ($$) /-------\/ / |=====|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ This cow is a Yuppie (__) (**) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Cow in love ____ (____) (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ holy cow o o |__| (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ bill bixby male relative cow (__) (oo) /-------vv / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ bela lugosi cow (__) =(oo)= /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ boris karloff cow \^^^^^^^^\ (__) \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) *-----\_______\/\/ ^_______/ --- \______^ ^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \______/ It's a bird... It's a plane... (___) (o o) \ / \--O--/ // -----\ \\/_^{} /==V===[] \_____\\// \__/ //\\ The Boss // \\ (Bruce Holstien) // // ^^ ^^ (__) (oo) /-------------------\/ / | || * ||----------------|| ^^ ^^ Stretch Cow ______________ | ADDY'S | (__) (__) (__) (__) | USED | (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu) | COWS | /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ |____________| / | || / | || / | || / | || || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ______||_______ | EASY CREDIT | (__) (__) (__) (__) |_____________| (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu) || /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ || / | || / | || / | || / | || || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ (__) (oo) /-------\/-* / | || \ * ||----|| * \/|(/)(/\/(,,/ Cow munching on grass (__) (oo) /-------\/ )*)(\/* / * \ |||/)|/()( \)|(/\/|)(/\ Grass munching on cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow in water (__) (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow in trouble (__) (oo) /--------\/ * o| || ||----|| ooo^^ ^^ Cow taking a shit (__) (oo) /-oooooo-\/ * ooooooooo ooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo Cow in deep shit * (__) * (__) \ (oo) | (oo) \-------\/ \-------\/ o o| || / || ||----||>==/-----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow getting the shit kicked out of her U /---V * |--| Cow at 100 meters. . Cow at 10,000 meters. vv vv ||----|| * || | / /\-------/ (oo) (~~) Australian Cow vv vv * ||----|| \ || | \-------/\ (oo) (~~) New Zealand Cow (__) ____ (oo) /- --\/ / | || * ||___-|| ^^ ^^ Freshman Cow After the "Freshman 15" (__) _---_(oo) /- -\/ /| || * ||___-|| ^^ ^^ Freshman Cow After the "Freshman 20" (__) (OO) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow who drank Jolt (__) (@@) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow who ate psychadelic mushrooms (__) (xx) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow who used Jolt to wash down psychadelic mushrooms (__) SooS /------S\/S / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ This cow belonged to George Washington /\ / \ (__) \ / (oo) \/ /-------\/ /S / | || / S * ||----||___/ S ^^ ^^ Ben Franklin owned this cow __ || (_||_) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Abe Lincoln's cow (___) ( O ) /-------\ / / | ||V * ||----|| ^^ ^^ The cyclops that Jason and the Argonauts met had this cow (__) (__) (oo) (oo) \/--------\/ | | ||------|| ^^ ^^ This cow lived with Dr. Doolittle (__) [##] /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ This cow belonged to Flash Gordon (__) (@o) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ /------- (__) / | || (oo) * ||----|---\/ ^^ ^ This cow belonged to the Headless Horseman (____) (oo ) /-----------\ / / || | \/ / || |||| * ||||-----|||| /\/\ /\/\ This cow belonged to Pablo Picasso (____) ( O O) /-----------\ / / || | \/ / || |||| * ||||-----|||| ^^^^ ^^^^ (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| OO OO (__) (oo) /\/ /--/-- / | `-. * ||----|| OO OO (__) (oo) \/----- / | `-. * ||----|| OO OO (__) *_ *_ ( oo *_ \ (__) \ /\/ \ (__) \.----( oo____ \.-/----._____ \.( oo___\____ ||____\/____ \ ||__________ \ |_\/________ \ OO `OO OO `OO OO `OO Cow-vette Cow-vertible (of cowrse) * (___) * (___) \ (o o) \ (o o) \-------\ / \-------\ / | ||O | ||O ||,---|| ||,---|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Twins (__) (oo) /-------\/ ________ / | ||_|/ O _______ * ||----| -- ^^ ^ Cow Catcher (__) (oo) /-------VV / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cownt Dracula Cow (__) [@@] <=|^^|=> /--------- \/ / | || / | || * ||------|| ^^ ^^ Francownstein Cow ? (__) ? ? (oo) ? /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Where Cow (__) |\/|(oo) /--| \--\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow bird (__) (--) /-\/-\ /| |\ ^ | | ^ | | /----\ / \ \ ^ * ^ Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale )\ (__) / \ (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow trying out for a part in the new JAWS movie (__) (DD) /-------\/ / | ||_\_/ * ||----| ^^ ^ Cow chugging brews and staring at sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale ( @@@ ) ( @@ ) (------------) @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) /--UU--\/ (____________) / | || * ||---|| (New) Jersey Cow / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / _______ / / / / / / | \ / / / / / (__)| / / / / / (oo)| / / /-------\/ | / | ||^_| * ||----| ^^ ^ Cow sheltering from English Weather O O O O \ \ / / \ \ (__) / (__) \ \ (xx)/ (DD) \ +--------+\// /-------\/ \| | / / | || +--------+ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" o==+-- | |\ \ | | \ \ ____________________ | \ \ \ | | | \ \ \ | +------------+ | | \ \ \ | | (__) | | | \ \ \| | (oo) | | | \ \ | | o\ .\/. | | | \ \| | | \/ \ | | /---\ \ | +------------+ | / \ \| | | | | | \ / | | \---/ | | | | -------------------------- ( ) -------------------------- Cow-struction worker. o o |__| (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ bill bixby male relative cow (__) (oo) /-------vv / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ bela lugosi cow (__) =(oo)= /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ boris karloff cow x xxxx|xxxx xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx | // (__) // (oo)// /-------\// / | |// * ||----| ^^ ^^ Julie Andrews Cow (__) (__) (oo)===(oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || || | \ * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Siamese cows (__) (oo) /---------\/ / | x=a(b)|| * ||------|| ^^ ^^ Mathematical Cow (developer of cow-culus) o o \ / \ / \__/ _______(oo) /| ___ \/ / | { }|| * ||{___}|| ||-----|| ^^ ^^ Television Cow (Cow-thode Ray Tube) (__) ^ (oo) / _____\/___/ / /\ / / ^ / * / / ___/ *----/\ / \ / / ^ ^ This cow does Disco o | [---] | | | | |------========| /----|---|\ | **** |=======| /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======| | | ___| |==============| | | ___ {(__)} |==============| \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============| \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } | ----------------- / | NASA |==== | | | * ||------||-----^ ----------------- || | | / / \ \ ^^ ^ | / ---- \ ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon (__) ([][]) "I have this recurring dream __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__) /\ \__ ^ :..("") /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // /====== \/ =======/==============// *_/ / \ /^ // / \\ / \ ^ // \\ Psycowlogist and patient _____________________________ | |-------------| | | ________ | | COWNTY | | (|__|) | | | JAIL | | |oo| | | | | |__|\/|__| | | | o | | | ^ | | | ] | | | | |_____________|_____________| Some cows get in trouble... ================== H H H (__) H H (oo) H __ H / \/ \ H / \ H | | | | H | STOP | H D===b=----- H \ __ / H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H || H H || H H || H H || H H || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ Cattle Guard ( ( ) ( ( ) ) ( ( ) ( / ) ( ( \\ ) ( | // ) | | (__) | | (oo) | | ----\/ | | || **| | ---|| ``'---------^^ Cow Hide (__) ______(oo)_____ ( _)_______(__) ) \ __________/ Cow Pie \ | / ___________ ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | | | | | | #_// | | | | | | | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | ^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| | | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | || |`. (__) (__) ( ) (oo) (oo) /---V /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | / | || ||_______| \ * ||W---|| || || * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "Cow Town" \ (__) \\(oo) /-----\\\/ / | (##) * ||----||" ^^ ^^ This cow plays bagpipes (__) (\/) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Cow from Beijing (__) (oo) /-'''''-\/ / |'''''|| * ||''''|| ^^ ^^ Cow in Argyle * ** ** * ** * * * ** * / / \ * * \ \ / \ / / * / / \ \ (__) \ \ / (00) / / \ /-------\/ \ \ / / | || / / \ \ * ||----|| \ \ / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow in Heat (__) /--------(00) / | |( ) * ||---- ||() || || ^^ ^^ Cow Chewing Marbles (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * OO----OO low rider cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| OO OO Detroit cow \__\ o (oo) ____\___\/ / | || * ||----|| OO OO Mustang cow (__) (oo) *+-------\/ ||______|| ||----|| OO OO pickup cow (__) (oo) /---------------\/ / | || * ||------------|| OO OO li-moo-cow (__) (oo) /----\/ / || *-||----|| OO OO fastback cow \_||_~ (*||*) /-------\||/ / | || * ||----|| OO }{ teenager's cow .xxxx. '(oo)` /-----'-\/ ` / | |============> * ||----| (~) ~~ ~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi armed and dangerous (___) (o o) /-------\ / / | ||O * ||,---|| ^^ ^^ A Bull (---) ( ) /-----\ | | | | | | | | | * | ^^ ^^ Coward (___) (o o) (-----) \ / / / \ O * | O | ----- Phone Bull _______________________________ }__{ / What does @passy <3? \ (00) ( CROSSFIT ) :****** \/ ==='\________________________________/' : # ## ##****## "" "" | | | | (__) | | (oo) | | /-------\/ | | / | || | | * ||----|| | \______^^____^^___ | _________________ | / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ Cow perched on a tree. | | * | | \ (__) | | \ (oo) | | -----------\/-- | | ----| |--- | | -------- | \_________________ | _________________ | / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ Cow attempting to fly off a tree. . /\ . . . / \ . . / \ . . * / \ * | (__) | . . ** . /| (oo) |\ ** / | /\/\ | \ . . * . / |=|==|=| \ . * . / | | | | \ . / USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . |______| ^^ |______| . . (__||__) . . . /_\ /_\ . . . !!! !!! The cow that jumped over the moon. (__) (xx) __------\/ * ||____|| / | |\ Hamburger * (__) \ (oo) \-------\/ 8-| || ||----|| ^^ ^^ Flying Cow ...---... ../ / | \ \.. ./ / / | \ \ \. / / / | \ \ \ / / / | \ \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | /(__) \|/ (oo) /---++--\/ / | || || * ||-++-|| ^^ ^^ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron (__) (oo) /---+ +--\/ / | | | || * ||-+ +-|| ^^ ^^ David Copperfield's Cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || -^^- || | \ * ||---- -^^- || * ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || || | \ * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Barnum's Troupe of performing cows (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | 007 || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow licenced to kill _--------_ |__________| BIG XXXXXXXXXX MAC __________ |_ _| -------- Enemy Cow after having met previous cow (__) (oo) o /| /|/|_ / \/ / / _ / / _\===^ ___\_____/___ ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) * ^ ^ Mrs. O'Leary's Cow (__) (oo) /'^^^-m / '' ` ) | /| | | | | |_____|_| //|| || * ww ww Cow'nt Dracula ____ ____ |+++++| |++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++| |++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++| |++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __ | | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++| -----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ ---------------------------------- o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __ | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\ -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ * \ | __________________________________/ | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ / / /\ \ \___/ \___/ / / \ \ ^^^ ^^^ Moo you gonna call...? (__) (00) /------\/ /| || * ||----|| Cow w/ Glasses (__) (-o) /------\/ /| || * ||----|| Flirtatious cow (winking) (__) (----------) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) /------\/ (----------) /| || * ||----|| Cow after pulling an all-nighter * (__) \ (oo) \-------\/ /| |\ //||----||\\ ^ ^^ ^^ ^ Cow walking (__) (oo) /-------\/ / / \ * //------\\ ^ ^ Cow jogging (__) (oo) /-------\/ / \ / * \\--// ^ ^ Same cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ / \ \ * \\----\\ ^ ^ Cow braking (__) (oo) \/ ____| \____ ---/ --** *____/ |___// //--------/ //__ Cow marching * (__) | (oo) o=o=o=|------\/ | | ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow pooing Side Front Side back (__) (__) (__) (__) ( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) /\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ (__) (oo) ----\/ || ---|| ^^ Eric the half a cow ______ | | | | /-----^^^^^^ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ The unknown cowmic (__) ($$) /-------\/ / | IRS || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Tax Accowntant (___) (___) (___) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) \ / \ / \ / __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ Cowed Forces \ _ / - ( ) - / " \ (__) ________(oo) /| \/ / |_______|| * || || ^^ ^^ Thomas Edison's cow /\ /| | (__) / | | (oo)\ /____| | \/| \ / \/ | \ __(_______ |||__ \ |__________| ||| ____\---* Cow hearing his master's voice ) ( (____) / = = \ ~ (-O--O-) ~ ( ) ~ /------- ||||||====== / | || \/ * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Groucho Moo-x _ / \ ==' `== 8 O O 8 /------- ( ) / | || \_/ * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Chico (__) ==========I (oo) \ |||||| I /-------\/ \ ||||| I / | ||__o=< \ |||| I * ||----| \ ||| I ~~ ~ \ || I Harpo ______________________ _______________________ | | | | | (__) | | (__) | | (oo) | | (oo) | | /-------\/ | |---\/ /----| | / | || | | || / | | | * ||----|| | |--|| * ||--| | ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^ | |--------------------| |---------------------| Normal Cow 0 Cow modulo one 1 (__) (__) (oo) (oo) ______________\/______ ____ /-------\/ __ /___/___/___/___/___/_/| /___/| / | || _/_/| |___|___|___|___|___|_|| |__||/|* //-----|||_|_|| |_|___|___|___|___|___|| |_|__|/|^^ ^/|___|| |___|___|___|___|___|_|/ |___|_|/ |___|_|/ Cow in the GDR before... ...and after 9-Nov-1989 ______________(__)_________________ /_______________(oo)_______________ / | \/ || _|_ _|| /__/_______________________________/__/| ( ) ( )| | |________________________________| | | \_____________________________________/] [] [] [] COW-CH (__) (oo) \/ || || || || /------- / / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cowraffe * * \ / \ / /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \/ / (__) \ +----------+ | (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\ | | | |^^^| \/. \\ // \_* |^^^| | | | |-----`//`====='\\-----| | | | | |-----//---------||----| | | | | |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _| | +----------+ ^||^ ^||^ || || "COWCH POTATO" ---------- |\ \ | ---------- | | (__) | \ | (oo) | \ | \/ | ---------- Ice Cowbe | (0x) ( ) p; | \/ ( ) W------ *---- ====; \ / \ | \+ | + COWBOOOOOM! +------------+ + | B A T E S | (__) o |C O R R A L | (**) /| +------------+ \==/ / | | | ( ) v ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) | | o o Psycho Cow (with knife) _______________________ |\ ^ ^ /| | \ ^ ^ ^ / | |(_\ ^ COW-PIE ^ /_)| |(oo\ ^ /oo)| | \/ \ ^ ^ / \/ | |(__) \ / (__)| \(oo)(_\ ^ ^ /_)(oo)| \\/ (oo\ /oo) \// \ \/ \ ^ / \/ / \ (__)\ / (__) / \ (oo) \^/ (oo)/ \ \/ :(__)\// \ (__):(oo) / \(oo): \/ / \\/(__) / \ (oo)/ \ \// \:/ \ / \_____________/ /\___________/\ Cow in / /\_________/\ \ trouble / / /\_______/\ \ \ / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \ ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___ \ \ \ \ \ \/ / / / / / \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / / \ \ \/_______\/ / / \ \/_________\/ / \/___________\/ / \ / \ (__) (oo) /--------\/ ./ | | |--W-----| | | | | ^^ ^^ cow before weight loss program (__) (oo) /^^^^^^^\/ ./ {^)))))_} ||`` || ^^ ^^ cow after the program (______) ( o o ) /-----\ / / | |\/ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Conceited Cow (___) ( OO ______ ______ _____\_ | ______ (__) ______ | | | | | |\O cowstle | | (oo)| | | |____| |____| | | |__\/_| | | | | | | | (__) | | | __________ | (oo) | __________ | | | | | \/-------\ | | | | | | | | ___ | ___ |_\_ | | | | | | (__) | |_| |_|_| |__|| |__| | (__) | | | | (oo) | | (oo) | | | \___\/___/ \___\/___/ | | | | | ( ______ ) ( / \ ) ( / \ ) ( | | ) | | | | | | | | |_________________________|________|______________| \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (__) \ \ (oo) /---\----\/ / | \ || * ||---\-\\ ~~ ~~ ^^ ^^ \\_____// || | /\------\ (oo) \ (--) * Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas / / * (__) / \ ( OO / \---\___/\_|\=/> | \===/> | /______/ / _________\\_\\_____/____________________ ^ ^ / / / Cow Circus: Tightrope walking ______________________ | |\ | (__) | | | (oo) | | | \/ | | | / \ \ | | ///////// \_ \_/////// | | | / | | (__) | /++++++< | | _____(oo) |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/ | * | \_\_ | | / | || _______O)-----^---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____ cow-lliope in the circus parade * \ w \ w \\ /\ // \\/ \// | | |(__)| \(OO)/ //\/\\ || || ||__|| /^^ ^^\ / ======== \ / \ |==============| \ / \ ======== / \ _____ / Cow balancing on ball (__) (oo) ____________________ /-------\/ | | / | |\ / | o o o o o o | * ||----| / ====================== ^^ ^ || || Cowncillor his cowch -'`- "Here's ( oo ^ mooing /\_|-- at you, | \ \__ _ kid!" | \___[' | || |____|- | | ~ ~ humphrey cow-gurt (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/ \/ \/-------\ / | || =================== || | \ * ||----|| || |--| |--| || ||----|| * ^^ ^^ -- ^ ^ ^ ^ -- ^^ ^^ A game of cowntract bridge (__) (oo) / \/ ____________ / \===^__| | _|___ /\ |______________| |=====| | | | *I I| | | | I I^ ^ | | wolfgang amadeus moo-zart ---------------------- (__) | \-/ \-/ || | (oo) | _|_ _|_ |__| | /-------\/ ---------------------- / | || | \-/ | | | | * ||----|| | _|_ |_| |_| |_| | ^^ ^^ ---------------------- Just a humble cownoisseur (__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__) (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__) \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) \/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ a cownfluence (__( .-< (oo) | ___\/___| | | | | | | >-' | | *----/\ / \ / \ ^ ^ Egyptian Cow _______ | | | |___|___| |\_____/| | | |_______| _ | _ | /-------// |--(_)--| / | || |_______| (__) * ||----|| | | (++) ^^ ^^ |_______| \/ Marie Antoinette's Cow \(:)/ (o|o) /-----\_/ /| | ^ ||----|| ^^ ^^ Klingon Cow __ (^\/^) \oo/ /-----\/ /| | V ||----|| ^^ ^^ Vulcan Cow _ ________|@|________ | POLICE BOX | |---------------| |_______| / | || | || | | ||-----|| | | ||__|__|| | | | ___ | | | | |___| | | | | _____ | (__) || || (oo) --------- || ||----//\/ ---< Master? > || ||B-9 \ | --------- ||_____||______\| |_______|_______| a Certain Time Lord's Cow ---------------- (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! | ( ----0 ---------------- _\/_ /oooo\---O /oooooo\ /oooooooo\ /oooooooooo\ /____________\ a Dalek Cow (___) "Moo have twenty |===| seconds to comply." ________\_/ / | | | # ||______|| || || ^^ ^^ RoboCow @ @ @@@ @ @@ @ Pffii @@@@ @@ ___________D @@@@@@ |________ | _______ (__) | / \ / ( oo /~| | __ \ / /\_|// | | / \ | | _/____/__| | | | | | | ___/-----------------_| (__) | / \ \ \ `(oo) | / \ | | |\/ | | O | / / __ / |----| |-----------/ \-\\\ \ / | o | \\\ ________\___/____________\__/____\\\___________ Cow Express o _____________ /\ / \ [__] ( take off, eh! ) (oo) ----'\_____________/ /-------\/ / | ||__| * ||----| U ^^ ^ Canadian Cow o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o ( ) o ( ) o ( ( o O ) ( ) ( ) ( o o (__) o o (__) o (__) o o (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) o (oo) o /------$$$$ o o /-------\/ o /-------\/ /-------\/ / | $$$$ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| o * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| o ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry __________ (___) /| `(0 0) / | \ / * |||----|||-/ * ||| ||| Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow ___ _/...\ *==\ ________________ /::::::\ (/_\) / \ |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo | /-----+-+--- \ / /\________________/ / | | | | 0 ___/ * | _ |_| _ | || --+_+- || -- -- | |_ | |_ |____| |____| Santa Cows /\ / O\ / , \ / O \ -/ , \- / O \ /, , \ / O O \ -/ , \- / O , \ / , O ,\ (__) / O , O \ (oo) / O \-\/ ------------------|| ||/ ||----|| || ~~ ~~ Merry Cow-ristmas _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _ / |~ |~ \ | |~ o| |~ o| | / \ o| o| / / \ / / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ / / . /* *\ / ./\. /\ /\ .//.\. **** **** .///\\\. (oo) (oo) ////\\\\. /-------\/ \/-------\ || /| || || |\ ~~ * ||----|| ||----|| * ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Christmas Cowols O O O O O * Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\ _____________________| |_____ /||o\ /______________________________\ /|o|||\ ~ /________________________________\ /|||||o|\ ~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\ ~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\ /-------\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\ / | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | | * ||----|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | ------------------------------------------------- (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | ------------------------------------------------- (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | ------------------------------------------------- (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | ------------------------------------------------- Andy Warhol Cow II ( MOOOOOO ! ) II\ ________\ / II + (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! ) |\ `v' \ + II (00) | \________|____\ \II\ \/-------\ | ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\ (__) ..oo ( How can he ) |\|______\_O_/___| + II ||----|| * (oo) ( afford that? ) | \_______________\ \II\ ~~ ~~ \/--------\ \ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \ (\(_____[PHIL]_____) + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+- (_) (_) \II II ~~ II ~~ II II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+- What cows think when people MOO at them /\\ ^ /__\\ | _ (o o) | / \ /\_/\ / | /|I I| ^/ |I I| | |I I| | |I I| | |_____| ^ *^ cow giving forgiveness (__) ( oo _ /\__|( ) _ | \==//=(_) *POW!* | ==== | | /| _ \ / / / \ \ * || || ||_ ||_ Moo-hamid Ali (__) (oo) /-\/-\ / \ | | | | / \ /__________\ \\ (_) Cow Bell. _/\_ _______(oo) /| \/ / |______|| * || || ^^ ^^ Mayflower cows (__) (oo) /--------------- \/ / ( !S M T W T F! ) / ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) * ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) (+-+-+-+-+-+-+) || || || || ^^ ^^ "COWLENDAR" (__) (oo) / ------------- \/ / ( |7 8 9 +| ) * ( |4 5 6 -| ) ( |1 2 3 X| ) ( |C 0 = /| ) ^---------^ || || || || ^^ ^^ "COWCULATOR" /\ / \ __ DOCTOR _/__\_ MOO/ /=(OO) \/ --/==-\/==\ / | \==|| \==\ /// * ||-|==|| \==\/==/ ~~ ///~~ \===/ Gallifreyan Cow ________ ------ |__| | |====| (oo) * | v| /-------\/ |^^ *| / | || ------ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Straight out of Cowllege (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----||\ ^^ ^^ \ \ | | | | | ___________\|/___________ Cow-a-flower # # \\ // \\ // \ --- / | | | | | | / \_/ \ (__) // \\ <--(xx)--#- // \\ /\ Cow at butcher's party ___--------___ / . . . \ |\/ . (__) . \/| || . . (oo) . . || |/\ . \/ . /\| \___ . . ___/ --------- Cow in a haggis ___________________________ | (__) (__) (__) (__) | | ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo | _______| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| |________ | | | _____ _____ | |___| |________________________| |____| |___| |___| Cow-pooling * (__) \ (oo) \-------\/ | || ||----|| (oo) (oo) rollerskating cow (__) ( ) ( /* ) | | ^ ^ Dairy-Air __ (__) (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ East Indian Cow o oo o \||/ (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Injun Cow (___) (o o) /$$$$$$$\ / / $$$$$$$|O * ||w---|| ^^ ^^ Cash Cow (___) (o o) /------------\ / / | #-# * | ||| ||--------||| ^^ ^^ Orville Redencow PRISON# # # # # # # # # #(_#) # # # # # #(o#) # # #/-#--#--#-\# # # # |# # #||# # # *# |#--#--#||# # # # ^# # #^^# # ( ) ||| ||| (O O) /------------\___/ / | ||| / || ||| * ||----------||| ^^ ^^ (__) / oo ______ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| * | | ---- | | \ | |_____ \|________| CompuCow (__) / @@ ______ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| | | ---- | | | |_____ *____/|________| CompuCow After an All-niter (__) / -- ______ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| | | ---- | | | |_____ *____/|________| CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard (__) / .\/. ______ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| * | | ---- | | \ | |_____ \|________| CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler \\ \\ / \ / \ \ \ \ \(__) *--> (oo) / / \/ / / \ / \ / // // B-2 Stealth Bomber cow \\ \\ / \ / \ \ \ \ \(__) *--> (oo) o / / \/ / / o \ / \ / // o // Stealth cow on bombing run ___ / \ ( ) Happy | \ |--| Mooosic! | | \ /__ +----------+ __oo| \ |Steinway &|_ \/| | |___ Sons ___|_/ |__| | | | / / o o o | | Chopin'ing Cow (__) (oo) / -\/ / || * ------|| | ^^ ||---- ^^ TeX cow (__) >----(oo)----> /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Steve Martin's cow (__) (oo) ______ ______\/ __|______\__/____/\\[} / --- \\ --- |[] / \ \ / / \ | @ | \____/ | @ | \ / \ / --- --- COW-ASAKI +=============================+ | F R E D ' S S A L O O N | (__)| +-----+ | (xx)| | ___ | |(__) \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo) | |==|==| | \/ | |==|==| | ------------------------------------ Cows behind bars (__) o o (oo) o o /-------\/==o o / | || ____ * ||----|| |__| ~~ ~~ Cow blowing bubbles. __// \__ /^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ /( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ / \ // | / \ | \ / \ / \ O/ \O // \ ( )/\ //\( ) /\ // \ /\ / / /W COW-TOW W\ \ \ * \( )/ * \_ _// ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |\__|\ | 00 | \---<( -- )>---/ \ |--| / \__/ \--/ ( ) | | -------- || || nn nn Cow after learning that the vice president has a lower IQ than he does (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) + (oo) = (oo) (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ (__) (__)(__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) + (oo)(oo) = (oo) (oo) (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ Cownting... (__, (+o) /-----#-----\' / | Cownucks|| \ }}--------}} \ o == == -- This cow plays hockey /. moo /`'\ . (__) MOO! ` / ./ \.. (oo) / ../ .' \. /-------\/ ../ / ../ \ / | || ./ ./ ./ \ * ||----|| ./ ./ \ \. -------^^----^^----- & .../ ../ ../ \ \ / / / Ech-cow (echo) ________________ ^__^ / \ (oo) ( Milk is logical. ) /-------\/ --'\________________/ / | || * ||W---|| ^^ ^^ Mr Spock's cow (__) (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO! __ \O// / ==s)\_____ *--/|_/-----/ OO COW |__ __ II JOYRIDES O O o o / \-----/ \ \__/ \__/ * . . , . . * . . . * \ / , (__) , , - * - ( . | . / \ , . \/ . - - . / \\ , | , * * / /\\ . /\\ / . . * . / \\ . _|_ , . , / , * | . , . * , . . . , . . . * . The Milky Way (__) (oo) /\/\ Cocown (\==/) \<>/ \ / ________________________________ \/ / \ (__) /\ | At times likes these you | (oo) O O | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! | _\/_ // O \________________________________/ * ( ) // O \ (\\ // o \( \\ ) o ( \\ ) /\ ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__ |\__[=======______//________)__\ \|_______________//____________| ||| || //|| ||| ||| || @.|| ||| || \/ .\/ || . . '.'.` COW-OPERATION (_ ~ - _) / ~ ( - - | =s O | * | O \ \ - | | \ | - - | ) Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters. (__) _______________* (xx)-\ \ \/ /-\___________\--\ Boneless Cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | | * ------ No leg cow (ground beef) ---_ /| \ / |\ \_ (__) * ||\ (oo) ~~ \____ \/ Two leg cow (lean beef) (__) (oo) \/ / / \\ / /\\ /\\ / / / \\ / / * |\ / | \ / \\ \ / \\ \ / \\___\ / \\ / \\ / / / \\ / \\ / / \\ / \\ / \\ \\ ===============================O=========== =========================================== O) O) The dreaded cowtapult \___/ (0 0) \ / v | <-------|-------> | | __|__ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ __|__ \ / |\ /| | V | | | | | W W Stick Cow sunbathing at Malibu wearing a special cow bikini. (___) (___) ( ) | | | | (___) \_* TOP VIEW ** ((__)) \\ ((oo)) \\------\\// || || |||----||| ^^^ ^^^ Cow during an Earthquake (( _ _ ( D\ (_)(_)____ _______\__| | MOOTV____( /| || _/\____/ / ||____| \/^ / \ * || | O O ^^ ^ "Moo-vie Camera" (___) (__) (0 0) (oo) /-------\_O---moo *-\/-------\ / | || / || | \ * ||,---|| * ||-----|| * ^^ ^^ \/|(/)(/\(,,/ Romie mooed... while Julie ate. (The Bard's barnyard inspirations) ______________________________________________________ | | _______ | | / _____ | | ACME MOO-VERS | / /(__) || | | ________/ / |OO| || | | | |-------|| | | (| | -.|| |_______________________ | | ____ \ ||_________||____________ | ____ ____ | /| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\ \|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |___________| / \ |__| / \ |_|/ | () | | () | | () | | () | | () | \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ "The Moo-vers are here!" -- (__) *--- - (QQ) - \------\/ --- | | - ||()--|| oo oo Roller Cow * (__)* (__)* (__)* (__) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (o-) \-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ | // | // | // | || ||------+ ||------+ ||------+ ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cows in polonaise {___} ( * ) /--------\Q/ / | || * ||-----|| -- -- Smoking 1-eyed cow \ / \__/ (--) /--------\/ / | || * ||----|| -- -- Cow w/ rabbit ears (*) (*) (__) ^ ^ (__) (oo) | | | @(oo)@ [..] | = | [..]@@ \ | U (-) | | | | (-) U @@@@ || ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>== || || ) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( || ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___|| |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/| | \ | | | | / | = * = = = = * = cows having candlelight dinner ( ** ) |e e| \ / ____*===*______* OO * Givenchy *\ | * * * \ /**************** * // ************* || || \_/|| || || || || v| v| v| v| Haute Cowture (___) (o o) __\_/__ //^^*^^\ / * \ / | * | \ \ |=====| / "|_____|" | | | | | | |_|_| ^ ^ COWNT * | (__) | __(oo) \===== |\/ _|_/ \_ -//\-----/\\ \_/ \_/ ----------------- Cowazaki ______________________________ / \ ( Freisian a jolly good fellow! ) \________________ ____________/ ) ) (__) // (__) (oo) / (___) /(oo)---\/ (o o) /-------\/ || \ /-------\ / | ||----|| O|| | \ * ||----|| ^^ ||---,|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull () ( ) ( __ ) (oo) /-------/|||| / | || ||| * ||----|| | ^^ ^^ Ayatollah Cow-manhi /--------------------/ / | || / (__) * ||----|| /-----------(oo) ^^ ^^ \/ Network Virtual Cow (with separate frontend and backend) (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | ||----> * ||----|| ___/ ___/ Cow waterskiing |====| \oo/ /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cowcatcher (Major league) /\ {__} (oo) /-------\/ / | + || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Sacred Cow __ _[__]_ /(oo)\ /------@\/@ / | |@@ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Hasidic Cow (__) >(==) /-\/-\ /( )\ ^ ( ) ^ ( ) /----\ / \ \ ^ * ^ Cow-a-bunga )__( (oo) \/-------* || | \ ||----|| \ vv vv Reverse Polish Cow _____ _________________ / \ / \ ( 1+2=3 ) ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) ) \__ _/ \_____ __________/ ( ( ) ) \\ // \ (__) / (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ COWculator O (___) || | (o o) || (no-bull-ity) ---> % -\ /- || |\/| O | || | | | || / v-' || /==========| // || ,------._(__) || || * | \ ( oo || || vv====>----=\/====vv |===========| COWTOW ^^ ^^ * ||----|| \ | || \-------/\ (oo) ( ) >< ( ) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Bi-cow molecule () () ()() (oo) /-------UU / | || * ||w---|| ^^ ^^ Eh, What's up Doc? (__) _____| oo | / | / | /____________| ^^ ^^ Cow dressed up as ghost for Halloween (__) |oo| /----|-|__|-| / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow dressed up as Frankenstein For Halloween (__) (oo) __[_]__\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Portable Cow |\/| (oo) /-------VV / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Lycownthropy (__) >(==) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Cow-a-bunga |^^^^| | | @| Oo | ._> \ / /--------- / | || * ||-----|| ^^ ^^ Bart Simpcow ________________ // (__)(__)||(__)\\ // (oo)(oo)||(oo) \\ // \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/ \\ / ============||=======\\ (| |- ||- ||) |________|_____||________||/ \-( O )----------( O )--/ --- --- Cowpool (__) (oo) /-------\/ / //____\\ * // \\ *********** **** *** *** * ****o ****** *** *** * *** *** ****** Cow jumping over the moon (__) (oo) /-------\/___()~ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow smoking a pipe o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o (__) o o o o o o (oo) o o o o o o /-------\/___() o o o o / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe * * * o @ ~ * * * * , o * * * (__) * * * . * o (oo) * * ) . * /-------\/ * -(*)- ~ @ * / | || ( * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow star-gazing @@@@@ @@\0 0/@@ (o o) ** |U| ** ***( )*** // \ / \\ // *** \\ ******* *********** *************** ******************* ********************* ********************* Cow Belle (__) (oo) /------\ / / | |\/ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow feeling pissed off * (__) \ (OO) \-------\/ / \\ //------\\ ^^ ^^ Cow who's just seen a McDonalds (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| WWWWWWWWWWWWW Cow standing in long grass (__) s (@@) s /-------\=== / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow SMOKING grass (__) /------(xx) * \ /\/ ===----==== Dead cow * )__( / (oo) \--___--\/ | | /\----/ \ ^ ^ ^ ^ Mad Cow (__) (00) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Norwegian cow -\ /- '\/' (oo) _________ /------- \/ | \ /| ./ | , | - -X- - | |------| |/______\_| --|------|---------|------- /---------------------------\ / __ \\ // / \ __ \\\ /// / \ \\\\ Highland Cow ________ \ |########| \ |########| \ --------\ \ (__) | \ (oo) | \ ______________________ \/ | | | /+++\ o | | /+++++\ | ____ | ~ #/##\#~ \ | / To | | / ii \ \ | \ W.C.| | ~~ ~~ \ | ---- | \ | | \ | | In"cow"tinent \|------------------------ ___________________________ | | (__) \ | | (oo) | | | /-------\/ \____ | | / | || ____) Cow'ndom | | * ||----|| / | | ~~ ~~ | | |___________________________/ /----------------------------------------------------------------------- |[] ________ ________ ------ ________ ________ ________ ------ __ / | (oo) | | (oo)| |[][]| |(oo) | |oo)(oo| |(oo) | |[][]| | | | _\/__| |___\/_| |[][]| |_\/___| |\/__\/| |_\/___| |[][]| |_ |--------------------------| |--------------------------------| |---- | | | | | +---/OOO==OOO\-------------======---------/OOO==OOO\-------------======---- Cow-st liner _-_ (__) [ ] (oo) /-_- \/-------/ || | ||----|| ~~ ~~ (__) * (oo) /-------\/ ~~____________________________________________ / | // ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|| * ||------+ ||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\|| ~~ ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|| _-_ [ ] (__ -_-\ ( \-------- | || ||----|| ~~ ~~ Andrei Ag-cow-si (__)___________________________________________________________(__) (oo) (oo) \/_____________________________________________________________\/ Cowaxial Cable (__) ( V V ) (>O O<) ( A A ) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Tammy Fae Baker's cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| | \ | \ V> V> V> V> Imelda Marcos' cow ++ ++ +||---||+ (__) | 1 2 3 | (oo)O | 4 5 6 | /-------\/o/ | 7 8 9 | / | |__/~~~~~~| * 0 # | * ||----| +-------+ ^^ ^ Cattle call (__) (oo) /-------\/__ / | |__\/ \~~~~~~~/ * ||----| \_____/ ^^ ^ Cow punch (__) / (oo) / -\/-/ /\__/_| / / | / \ _ / | | ^ ^ Cow Ripken _ / \ | + | |___| (o o) /-------\ / / | ||O * ||,---|| ^^ ^^ Papal Bull ___ ___ \ \ \ \ (___) ___\__\__\__\__ (o o) | O O O O O O| --\ /----+-------------+-------/ | O / \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Steerage v v / (___) \ | (o o) | \_\ /_/ | O | | | /~~~\ / \ ~~|~~|~ | | \ \ Le Bullet Russe (___) _____ (- -) / zzz | /-------\ / ---<______/ / | ||O * ||,---|| ^^ ^^ Bulldozer | | | | | | |## (__) m m | ## (oo) / / | ## |\/ / / | ## | / / m m | ## \ \ / / | ## \ / / | ## \ / / | ## \-- | ## | | ## --* |____________##_______________ ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## Cow-sine wave ================================== = = = _____ = = ______ / \ = = / \ | \ = = / ||\ (__) = = (__) __ || \ (oo) = = (oo) / \||(__) \/ = = \/ (__) ||(oo) = = (oo) || \/ = = \/ || = = || = = || = = || = = || = = || = = || = = || = = = = cow-cow nut = = = = = ================================== (__) (--) /-------\/ O--------O_ / | || /| :: |_) * ||w---|| * O--------O ~~ ~~ Cow tipping * (__) ________ * * (oo) ====________| * * /-------\/ /\ / | || / \ * * ||----|| / \ ~~ ~~ / \ A Cowsmologist \ / _ /\/______\/ | (__) *---|______(^^) \/ Cowt-of-order (Me-cow-nical failure) /\ / \ /(`')\ /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Cowloon ` `_______ ` ` `/_/_|_\_\ ` ` |(__) ` ` |(oo) ` ` ` J \/ ` Cow in Bergen, Norway (Rains 300+ days a year) (___) ________ .____ (o o) / \ / \ / --| UGGGGH! | / || O \________/ / / || / / || /_____/__, || *------'---------' ~~ Sitting Bull ________________________________________________ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ %% %% %% %% || || || || || || || || || || _ (_) \o/ || || || || /|_|(_) | || || ____||______||_"_|_|_______/_\______||______||____ The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to vicious beasts... _ | \ | \ (__) *----|---------------(oo) | ______ |\/ |___/ /_____| / / \____/ / / / > > / > > Stealth Cow * vv vv / ||____M__||/ || || /\||_______|| (Xx) (--) Dead Cow (__) (oo) \/ /\ //\\ o/||\o //o||\\\ o///||o\\o || ===== A Christmas Cow-el (__ (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow owned by Vincent Van Gough (__) (__) | | (__) (--) (--) | | (--) /-------\/ /o /-------\/ | I \/-------\ / | M |----< o / | L |--------| D | \ * ||----| / o * ||----| I I |----|| * ^^ ^ | ^^ ^ | ^ ^^ | | Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows ( ) (oo) ##########\/ # ######## # * # ###### # # # # # Mosscow (__) /(oo)\ / \/ \ / /\ \ / / \ \ | | | | | | | | |___| |___| Cowderoys ( ) (oo) /---*-.---\/ / |* . * .|| * ||------|| ~~ ~~ Cow w/ cowpox __ (oo) /-------\/ : :: ::----:: ^^ ^^ Boris Cowlile _____ <_____> (==) | /------\/- * / | | \/| * | | |===|===| ^^ ^^ Cow on Graduation day / / (__) / <`'> / \/ /^ #=======> | ( )==/ I____I ,---( _ ) . / || \_=======|| || || == The Ninja Cow \ | / \ | / _____ ___ _____ _ /(o o) \ (_)------/---\ / \ | || ||----|| oo oo heli-COW-pter * (__) \ (oo) \---------------\/ | 0.0 | |---------------| | C CE ^ - | | 7 8 9 + | | 4 5 6 * | | 1 2 3 / | | 0 . = | | || ||-----------|| ^^ ^^ Cow-culater ________(__)_ |COW-SIO (oo) | | _______\/ | | |_________| | | | | C = / * | | 7 8 9 - | | 4 5 6 + | | 1 2 3 | | 0 . = | |_____________| Cow-culator (_--_) /*__*\ * __|(oo)|_ \/--( \|==|/ ) | \ / \ \ | | | | | |-\ /-\ / ^ ^ ^ ^ NFL Dallas "COWBOY" (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\//-------\/ / | || / | || /| || /| || * ||----||* ||----||* ||----||* ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ COW-comitant _____________ | | | INDIANA 45 | | | | | PURDUE 52 | | |_____________| | ______|====\ \/\/\/ \\ \/\/ \\ \\ \\ (__) __ \\ (oo) /)(\ \\ * / \/_/~\__/ || \ / __/~ || \/ / || | _/ || | | || ~ ~ ------ Hoosier Cow . . (___) . (o o) . \ / . Q.. smokin' cow . . (___) . (- -) . \ / . Q.. waisted cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ 5+2=? / ! !! * !!----!! ^^ ^^ cow who cow'nts (__) (__) (00) ( ) /----------------\/ \/---------------\ / | | | | \ * ||-----------|| |||----------||| * ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^ SIDE VIEWS _- --/ - `\ _________/_________ " /| (__) ` /_| _ - |@@| | \/`--------.__/ | / //`---\/|| || || Helicowpter ^ (___) ^ |*-*| ^____ _ \o/`-\ \ / U | \/\ | / | // | C/ \---/ |/\ | || || || || || || Cool Cow (__) (oo) /---------------------\/ / | | | | | || * ||--||--||--||--||--|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowterpillar (__) | ($$) |__ /-------\/---|| / | | || * ||----| -- Yuppie cow with mobile phone. /---------o*o / | || * ||-----|| ^^ ^^ Cow that was captured by head-shrinkers ((( )))) (( ( ))) ( ( ) ) ) ( ( ( )))) ( ( / ) ) ) ( ( \\ ) ) ) ( : // ) ) : : : : O : : : : : : (__) : : (oo) : : ----\/ : : :: : : ---:: ------------^^ Newton's Cow (aka Mooton) ( ) I'm a cow, man ! ^^^^^ / | | _/ O O / \ C / - ~ / \ / | | \ ( | | ) \ \___/ / W/ \W /|_n_| / || || | () () * || || VV VV Bart Cow __ >(__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ MAGIC DESISION MAKING COW. ) ( ( o)\ * \o / \ \/-----\ \----- || \ $ | --|| * ||-vv-- ~~ ~~ Pablo Picowsso + O O o_o_o (___) (___) (___) ( 00 \_ | \_o King Cowles II ______ : Oui? : _______ `v-----' : Nee! : (__) `------v' (oo) /-------\/ / : :: * ::----:: ^^ ^^ Belgian Cow (__) (--) /--------\/ / \ | \__ * /__-------__| ~ ~ Cow resting ___() COW ------------| o\ | )O-------------- MOO -----|____/ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / X / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / ___() \ -----| o\ \ | |O-------------- ~MOO BULL ---------- |____/ Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending) (____) \( ) |\( ) \ \( ) \ \( ) |\ \( ) | \ \( ) \ \(____) \|_o_o_| | | | | cow chip ( ) \ / \___/ (o o) /-------------\o/ / | || * ||-,--------|| || || ~~ ~~ Texas Longhorn Steer (__) (oo) _______\/ / / | || * ||-__-|| ^^ ^^ Pregnant Cow (__) (oo) /---------\/ /| | || * |__|-----|| || || cow-boy (__) (oo) ---------\/ / | || //____\-----|| * || || cow-girl iiiiIiiii '|o o|` ________\_/ / | | # ||ww____|| || || ~~ ~~ Happy Hannucow! \_ \ _____) \___ __/ \__ _/ \ / ____ ( ) / / __/ \__ |o o| /| ||_/ \ \ / ^^^^^^^^^"^// /^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \\^^^^^^^^^^ // / | || [][] [][] Sha-MOO ^ | **~~~~~~~ | **~~~~~~~ (__) | ~~~~~~~~~ (oo) | ~~~~~~~~~ \/ | /( \/| ( ) | /~\ | Patriotic Cow /\ / \ / \ | | / * * \ / ** * \ / * ** \ ** / * * \ ** ** . . . | | * * <--- the world . . / **** \ * * . . . / * * \ ** ** . . . / **** \ ** . / * * \ . | | . / **** \ . / * \ . . . / **** \ . . / * \ . . / **** \ | | . . . | **** | | * * | . . . | **** | . . . | * * | . . . |------------------------------| . . | (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) | . . . /| (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) |\ / | /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ | \ . . . . / |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=| \ . . / | | | | | | | | | | | | \ . / USA | ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ |NASA \ . |______| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ |______| . . (______________||______________) . . . /_\ /_\ . . . !!! !!! The herd shot 'round the world. (__) (++) /____O/ /| || * ||--|| ~~ ~~ This cow belongs to Mr. Bill (_ _) ___ (o o) _- -_( ) /- O O / | || * ||-___-|| ~~ ~~ This cow belongs to Rosanne Barr (__) (__) "slurp" (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || \__/ || | \ * ||----|| | | ||-----|| * ~~ ~~ |__| ~~ ~~ cowoperation _________(__)___ | -------------- |\ /|| || \ / ||milkfat 1% || \ * * ||______________|| / * |________________|/ * || || * ~~ ~~ * ---------------------- / - - - - - - - - --- / / - - - - - - - - --- / ---------------------- personal cowmputer (oooo) oo( -0 )oo / ------------ \/ / | | / | ----\_/ | > < ||| ||| ||| ||| ~~ ~~ Wendy Wellesley Cow- /| / | / | |/ | \ | /| // (__) / /\// (oo) | | / /-------\/ | / / | || | / * ||----|| | / ^^ ^^ |/ breacowt! @ (__) (__) _____/ /| (oo) _ (oo)/----/_____ * _o\______/_|\_\/_/_|__\/|____|//////== *- * * - /_________ \ 00 | 00 | /== -* * - [_____/^^\_____\_____|_____/^^\_____] *- * - \__/ \__/ Cow-mobile (()) (oo) /------\/ /| | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Don King cow (()) (OO) /------\/ /| | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Don King cow after getting electric shock |||| (oo) /------\/ /| | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Buckwheat cow (Otay? Otay!) /\ / \ (oo) /------\/ /| | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ "Conehead" cow __ (oo) /------\/ /| | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Sinead O'Connor Cow o o O Moo!!!! ghost-cow Cow-nty Police Officer [___] (o o) /------------\-/ / | ||^ |V | | <**> | * -----/\------ || O O || || || || || oo oo (With gun and Handcuffs) (__) /\/\_(oo) // == / | /\/\|| * || || ^^ ^^ Camel cow \ / \ / \ (__) / \ /\/\_(oo) / \ // == / \ / | /\/\|| / \ * || || / \___^^____^^_____/ Sillycow-valley ___ __ __ (( /\ (__) ( /\/ \(__) \\ /\ (oo) \ /\\/(oo) ,----\ /\--\/ ,----\ /\--\/ ( ) ) ) // || ( ) ) ) // || `-----//--|| `-----//--|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ beecows _ (__) // _(oo) // /----/ \\/ // / ||-- ( ) ==== * || \_( ) // ^^ ^ ^ Cownan the barbarian (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ sliced cow (__) (oo) /-----------------\/ / | /qwertyuiop \|| * || asdfghjl; || || zxcvbnm,./ || ^^ ^^ keyboard-cower ( ) (oo) /--------\/ / || || * ||------|| || || || || || || ^^ ^^ high cow ( ) (oo) /--------\/ / || || * ||------|| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || ^^ ^^ very high cow | | | | || || || || || || || || || || * ||------|| || || \ || || || || \--------/\ || || (oo) ^^ ^^ ( ) broken very high cow __ (__) (oo) /-------\/____) / |______ | | || || __ ____||_____||_____/ _______ Ge-cow-logist (__) (oo) < vv > / \ /| |\ / |( )| \ / ||""||\ \ /___||__||_*_\ ~~ ~~ Cownt Dracula (__) * ` (OO)' \_/-------\/ ` || ||_. ` %_/ ~-----\ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ // // // / / | \\ \ \ \\\ Cow on a hot tin roof ( ) (00) // ___ \/___// /---\_/---\ ------------------ l l l___________l l ll ll l l v v l - - A 'cow'ntant (__) oo ) _!_/_ !--!-\___/ !\ !__! ! ! \ \___/ / W \ ! ! ! ! Cow from Velke Popovice Brewery \ ,_________________./ / -/.__________________ - \ (__) / \ \ (oo) / \.\/./ | | * | | / | | o / / / \' /|\/' | \ ______/_\_________________|______\ _____ ^ ^ David and Cowliath . . . . . . __ __ . ||______________________|| . . || __________________ || / || | (__) | || . . / || | (oo) | || | -|| | _\/_ | || . . \ || |=---------/(())\-\| || (\ |\-----------------------\ . (\ || \_______________________\ \|| | | . \| | (O) |-----------| (O) | . \ | |-----------| | . . \ | PETERBILT | . \| | . (=========================) |_||_| |_||_| . \ . \ Pompano Beach or bust! ^^^ ^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ *********************************** \ / *********************************** \ / *********************************** \ / *********************************** \ / \ ^(__) / \ / (@@) / 82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper \|__\/__ | | | | | | |__|-^- / \ \__* | | ^ ^ ----------------------------------------------- | U. S. Federal Prison | |---------------------------------------------| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |^ | (__) | ^| | | | | | | | | | | | | \| (00) |/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | \__\/__/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |-| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ \_ | | | | | | | | | | | | | |/ \| \* | | | | | | | | | | | | ^ ^ | | | | | | | ----------------------------------------------- Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega --------------------------------------------------------- ---.---.---.-------.---|.-- ---------|---|---- --.-.---.---- (__) -----.---.---|- -|---|- __) (++)___ -----.---|--- ----| ^\ ^\ (xx) ___\//---^ -----.---|-- ----- | \____\_\/ / \ \_____ ---.--- ========= - \_____/\ ^ . \_/____ ^ -==== . - - / \ ' ^ . - . \ / . ^ - \ ` ^ ` ` ` Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu (__) (OO) __ \/ |__| // \ | // \ \ | ^^ \// \ | /-------------\ -----------------------/ \ ----------------------/ \ / \ _____________/---------------------\_____________ / \ / \ \ / \_________________________________________________/ M1 Abrams Cow Commander (__) (OO) \/ // \ // \ \ ^^ \// \ // \ --^^------ * \ ____ / |||||| |||||| |||||| |||||| |||||| |||||| __||||||||__ | .,....,. | | ...,.,.. | ------------ The Acowdemy Award * | | ----- / \ / \ | | / \ / / \ | \ | / \ \ | / | /___________\_______\ / (_/) (@@) \/ Cow Bell ____________________________________________________________________ | ________________________________________________________ | | 10 ) T H E U N I T E D S T A T E S O F A M E R I C A ( 10 | | / ........... ____ \ | | | / \ A10806726C | | | | 1 (A) | (__) | ___ __ __ 1 | | | | | (oo) | | |_ |\ | | | | | A10806726C | _\/_ | | |__ | \| | | | | 1 .......... \//;;/\/ ........... 1 | | | \ ......... _______________ ........ / | | 10 )___________________/ TEN DOLLARS \____________________( 10 | |______________________________________Abortion Rally calls__________| Cownterfeit >>>----> *___ ______ \ __|_**_|__ >>>----> \ | . . | \ _______________\ / * ( | | US CALV| \o/ >>>----> / /\ |_________| \-- | ( / / \ \__________\_\ ---| | >>>----> . ( ) / / \ \ \ \ |*| . / / \ \ \ \ . /* \ \*\ \*\ The CALVelry COWard ____ | | __|__|__ \00/ /-----------C\/C / | CCCC / ||_________CCCC * || || nn nn Abraham Lincow (_____) \0 0/ _________(o o) / | U | * | /______ _ | || || || || . \---) |o o) (---\o/--\ | |#| ) | | |#| ) | ^ |#| ) ~ //--\ // | \ || * | ^^ ~ Cowborg (__) ==== /-------\/ / | || * ||-||-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ This cow is from Mars * * * * * * (__) * * _--_ ( oo) * _- )\ '| * /| ) _ \ \ ~~ * * / \ \-- \ \ *-' // / > > > > / / * / / * _ _ -- _ _ / \ * * / _ _ _ \ | / \| * | | * | | * * | | | | * | \_ _ _ /| \ / * \ _ _ _ / * --- COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N (__) (~~) V /--------\/ | * | | ----: >--: |----| | | ^ ^ beef jerky __ (__) / \ (oo) /-- --\/ / | || * ||-----|| ^^ ^^ cowsimodo (__) (oo) /-------\/ {BIG MAC} / | |---/ * ||----| ^^ ^ cownibal _______\ -<| CUD \ /-<|_______/ (__)// / (oo)/ \// / | __ | | * \| _| / | / | ^ ^ CUD missile launcher ((|)) ($ $) /-------\_/ * / | ||__---\------\/ \/-------\ / | || | ||>---| || \ * ||----|| |-----|| |----|| * ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^ ^^ Fight, fight, fight! (__) (oo) ---\/----< | \-+-< | | *__|__-+-<-< Sit down (__) (oo) /--\/--\ / | | \ ^ | | ^ /----\ / \ \ ^ * ^ Stand up * (__) / (oo)v \-------\/ \ v____/ / \/ v___\____v/___/ Is this one beautiful bovine, or what? (__) O (o[o]| /-------\/ v / | ||_/ * ||----| ^^ ^ Probably an RIT photo graduate /------------------------------------------ / | | / | Upstate Milk Cooperatives | (_____) / | | ( O O ) / | | \ / * |________________________________________|___\ / OO OO OO OO O (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| OOO OOO O O O O OOO OOO Beach-comber's Deluxe /---_ (__) / | -_(oo) * ||-_ |\/ || -_|| OO OO A Low-Rider It's party time! \ (__) (oo) \/ /----\ /| |\ ^ | | ^ [BUD]| |[BUD] [SIX]/----\[SIX] / \ \ ^ * ^ MOO Oh, how boring it must / be to be a cow. 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