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http://www.theawl.com/2014/05/the-books-they-left-behind,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/books-640x640.jpg,books http://www.theawl.com/2014/05/new-york-city-april-30-2014,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/weather-review-sky-043014.jpg,rains http://www.theawl.com/2014/05/the-twilight-of-the-tortilla-what-people-really-order-at-chipotle,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/aslkfsss-640x477.jpg,aslkfsss http://www.theawl.com/2014/05/who-looks-out-for-the-bodega-rides,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/KiddieRides04.jpg,KiddieRides04 http://www.theawl.com/2014/05/new-york-politicians-nervously-try-weed,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/marinuana-dog-obama.jpg,marinuana-dog-obama http://www.theawl.com/2014/05/maybe-the-internet-will-be-good-someday,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/fantasyland.jpg,fantasyland http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/ask-polly-my-dad-died-unexpectedly-and-i-cant-get-over-it,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/8033056000_dd071469ef_z.jpg,grave http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/new-york-city-april-28-2014,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/weather-review-sky-042814.jpg,weather review sky 042814 http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/the-adventures-of-not-all-men,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/lololol.jpg,lololol http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/death-of-a-video-store,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/kims-copy.jpg,kims copy http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/did-you-njoy-your-last-legal-e-puffs-of-e-smoke-indoors,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/9832376464_24bed4e02d_z.jpg,puffffff http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/new-york-city-april-27-2014,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/weather-review-sky-042714.jpg,weather review sky 042714 http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/college-newspaper-to-be-more-like-real-newspapers,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/2869495768_309c4acec4_b-640x640.jpg,printsdeadyo http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/who-will-save-the-airbnb-faithful,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/8901938346_46762300cc_z.jpg,airbnbbbbbb http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/new-york-city-april-24-2014,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/weather-review-sky-042414.jpg,weather review sky 042414 http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/a-crazy-tree-grows-in-brooklyn,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Screen-Shot-2014-04-25-at-1.45.51-PM-583x640.jpg,Screen Shot 2014-04-25 at 1.45.51 PM http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/mangled-clown-corpse-tweets,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/BN-CM710_Ronald_G_20140423181042-e1398434400488.jpg,ronald http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/new-york-city-april-23-2014,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/skymofo.jpg,skymofo http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/cafe-filled-with-cats,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/DSC5984.jpg,_DSC5984 http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/the-dead-cannot-consent,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Screen-Shot-2014-04-24-at-11.47.09-AM.jpg,segal wallace http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/the-internet-that-cried-apocalypse,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/4914409385_364671fd87_z.jpg,gloomydoom http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/books-are-good,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/DSC5301.jpg,wbcd http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/new-york-city-april-22-2014,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/weather-review-sky-042214.jpg,weather review sky 042214 http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/this-is-not-a-metaphor,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/3582435289_e6689a8ef0_z.jpg,milked http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/ask-polly-why-does-success-make-me-sick,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/3521394740_37b91362ce_b-640x640.jpg,Dog http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/courtney-love-you-know-my-name,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/courtcrit.jpg,courtcrit http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/the-faulkner-truthers,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/TheFaulknerPortable-640x532.jpg,faulk http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/earth-day-in-the-metropolis,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/EarthDay_04.jpg,EarthDay_04 http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/you-suck-too-much-to-even-fake-joy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/frownie_face.jpg,frownie_face http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/wait-what-about-the-cop-horses,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Screenshot-2014-04-22-at-11.jpg,"YOUNG HORSE IN THE BIG CITY, LOVE MY JOB AND MY FRIENDS :)" http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/how-to-write-john-updikes-deathbed,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/updikehr.jpeg,updikehr http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/new-york-city-april-17-2014,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/weather-review-sky-041714.jpg,weather review sky 041714 http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/gentrifying-the-language-of-the-internet,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/5801510536_b73927fd6f_b-640x393.jpg,condoze http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/the-journalist-and-the-junta,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/10753483794_685cccaced_b-640x640.jpg,Karaweik http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/what-do-tv-shows-want-to-be-when-they-grow-up,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/first-look-martin-freeman-fargo-640x341.jpg,first-look-martin-freeman-fargo http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/the-brooklyn-museum-of-death,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/canndeer640.jpg,canndeer640 http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/should-you-tweet,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/oasdfjk1.jpg,"""The arrest of a 14-year-old girl in Holland for tweeting a threat against American Airlines highlights the power of Twitter""" http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/the-girl-with-the-yolo-tattoo,http://i.imgur.com/8WyLZcF.gif,YUP YOLO http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/de-blasio-to-turn-new-york-city-into-a-giant-garbagedome,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Screen-Shot-2014-04-10-at-8.49.59-AM.jpg,TRASHY http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/recollections-of-jameson-brought-to-you-by-jameson,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/IMG_4715-640x640.jpg,IMG_4715 http://www.theawl.com/2014/04/gmail-is-10,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/gmail.jpg,gmail http://www.theawl.com/2014/03/cats-one-step-closer-to-killing-us-all,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Wanda_Gag_Millions_of_Cats-book_cover.jpg,Wanda_Gag_Millions_of_Cats-book_cover http://www.theawl.com/2014/03/ask-polly-should-i-have-this-baby,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Screen-Shot-2014-03-26-at-10.25.40-AM.jpg,oh god http://www.theawl.com/2014/03/terry-richardson-i-am-the-hunted-witch,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Screen-Shot-2014-03-14-at-8.53.26-AM-e1394801634868.jpg,oh dear http://www.theawl.com/2014/03/real-life-lex-luthors-5-futuristic-projects-of-the-mega-wealthy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Jaguar125x125Logo_V2.jpg,Jaguar125x125Logo_V2 http://www.theawl.com/2014/03/new-york-city-march-9-2014,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/unnamed.jpg,unnamed http://www.theawl.com/2014/03/what-space-looks-like,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/sunmad.gif,sunmad http://www.theawl.com/2014/03/new-york-city-march-4-2014,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/weather-review-sky-030414.jpg,weather review sky 030414 http://www.theawl.com/2014/03/is-satoshi_nakamoto-actually-satoshi_nakamoto,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Screen-Shot-2014-03-06-at-8.14.46-AM-e1394111750947.jpg,LOL can't stop LOLing oh god asdflkjasdfj http://www.theawl.com/2014/03/what-are-you-giving-up-for-lent,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/shutterstock_142236274-e1394027964492.jpg,batman is gayyyy http://www.theawl.com/2014/03/how-to-order-a-croissant,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Screen-Shot-2014-03-04-at-3.49.31-PM-e1393966341387.jpg,WHAT DO YOU SAY http://www.theawl.com/2014/03/the-internet-terror-phone,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Screen-Shot-2014-03-03-at-12.18.28-PM-e1393869133663.jpg,DO NOT ANSWER http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/mt-gox-topples,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/2010_cent_obverse-e1393596574418.jpg,WHAT YOUR SHIT IS WORTH NOW http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/certain-dog-owners-lushes-about-to-have-trouble-getting-a-cab,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/blaze-comment.jpg,blaze comment http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/e-is-for-eeeeee,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/313401860_72dff84cd3_z.jpg,313401860_72dff84cd3_z http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/august-assange-county,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/assange.jpg,DRAMA QUEEN http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/cringe-it-up,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/shmuckwisdom.gif,It seems like common sense but you would be surprised how many people fuck it up. http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/finally-a-restaurant-in-union-sqaure,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/3443106775_6d6d14e21b_z.jpg,"Soon you'll be able to eat INDOORS, Union Square squirrel!" http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/how-far-beretta-will-go-to-make-you-love-guns,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/lonesurvivor_beretta-5-640x458.jpg,lonesurvivor_beretta 5 http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/i-mean-sloth-is-pretty-easy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/gluttony.jpg,All in a day's work http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/i-am-not-gonna-be-winning-any-nobel-prizes-in-economics-or-whatever,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/51WM31VGMXL.jpg,It's real if we all pretend it's real. http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/spoilers-for-the-new-season-of-house-of-cards,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/houseofcards.jpg,houseofcards http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/eli-eli-lama-sabachthani,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/12499102953_44c654af92_z.jpg,It's this from here on out. http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/bird-goes-ha,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/laughingfalcon.jpg,HAW-HAWWW http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/indisputable-evidence-that-spiders-have-it-worse-than-any-generation-in-50-years,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Screen-Shot-2014-02-13-at-12.19.25-PM.jpg,THIS COULD BE YOU http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/a-farewell-to-smarms,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Screen-Shot-2014-02-12-at-12.57.11-PM1.jpg,Screen Shot 2014-02-12 at 12.57.11 PM http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/beating-a-dead-bird,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Screen-Shot-2014-02-12-at-1.52.27-PM.jpg,Screen Shot 2014-02-12 at 1.52.27 PM http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/dog-tired,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/princessdog.jpg,princessdog http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/ask-polly-should-i-play-it-cool-or-ask-for-more-and-be-that-girl,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/shutterstock_152549222.jpg,adsfjklasdfkljadfs http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/buy-all-of-exene-cervenkas-stuff,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Screen-Shot-2014-02-11-at-3.10.18-PM-e1392149477309.jpg,TASTY http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/crocs-climb-trees,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/climbingcrocs.jpg,climbingcrocs http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/on-dawson-on-dexter-on-damages-the-artists-and-art-of-tv-shows,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Screen-Shot-2014-02-10-at-11.14.23-PM-e1392092094469.jpg,RICH PEOPLE THINGS http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/i-deleted-secret,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/photo-2-e1392124496650.jpg,yeah seems right http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/and-then-things-got-so-very-real,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Screen-Shot-2014-02-10-at-1.48.48-PM.jpg,Screen Shot 2014-02-10 at 1.48.48 PM http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/building-ugly,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/vomitandsteel.jpg,The Fuckugly Building http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/bye-bye-flappy-birdie,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/ripflap.jpg,rip flappy http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/the-sad-birds-of-britain,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/penguin.jpg,sad penguin http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/exercise-is-always-torture,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/shiveringcold.jpg,shiveringcold http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/the-vampire-diaries-is-back,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/TVD.jpg,*squee* http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/california-dry,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dry.jpg,dry http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/great-american-memoir,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/benji.jpg,benji http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/secret-the-latest-terrible-thing,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/secret2.jpg,secret2 http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/our-lives-with-the-stupid-masses-of-people-out-there-that-are-on-that-fuckin-social-media,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Screen-Shot-2014-02-05-at-9.01.44-AM-e1391608931618.jpg,WELL? http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/frozen-midwestern-sea-caves,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/icecave1.jpg,icecave1 http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/adios-axolotl,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Albinoaxolotl3.jpg,Albinoaxolotl3 http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/start-reading-a-constellation-of-vital-phenomena,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/3D-book-cover.jpg,3D book cover http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/winter-was-hard,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/snow1.jpg,It all leads here. http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/voynich-manuscript,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/voynichman.jpg,voynichman http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/orienteering-terrible,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/skiorient-640x640.jpg,GETCHA PEANUTS HEAH oh wait all I have is this dumb map http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/awl-needs-new-office-badly,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/shutterstock_144905044-e1391437671458.jpg,accurate http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/do-you-remember-the-before-times-without-the-snow,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Screen-Shot-2014-02-03-at-8.48.33-AM-e1391435340763.jpg,ACTUAL SCENE OUTSIDE THIS MORNING TOTAL CHAOS http://www.theawl.com/2014/01/super-bowl-moon,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/moonclock.jpg,moonclock http://www.theawl.com/2014/01/madden-mangled,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/madden.gif,madden http://www.theawl.com/2014/01/rye-rye-rye,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/rye.jpg,rye http://www.theawl.com/2014/01/horse-year,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/horseface.jpg,horseface http://www.theawl.com/2014/01/broken-age,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/brokenage.jpg,brokenage http://www.theawl.com/2014/01/top-chef-bestest,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/topchef640.jpeg,topchef640 http://www.theawl.com/2014/01/the-armored-and-possibly-dinosaur-eating-devil-frog,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/devilfrog-640x517.jpg,devilfrog http://www.theawl.com/2014/01/forget-it-jake-its-kristallnacht,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Screen-Shot-2014-01-30-at-8.47.40-AM-e1391089685433.jpg,dude had a DAMN nice boat though tbh http://www.theawl.com/2014/01/ars-longa-cindy-adams-longa-er,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Screen-Shot-2014-01-24-at-8.40.57-AM-e1390570912255.jpg,LADY AT WORK http://www.theawl.com/2014/01/would-you-like-to-own-this-original-dr-seuss,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Screen-Shot-2014-01-22-at-4.04.07-PM.jpg,THIS COULD BE YOURS http://www.theawl.com/2014/01/what-if-these-seven-famous-ted-talks-are-just-totally-wrong,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Screen-Shot-2014-01-17-at-10.40.40-AM.jpg,TED DOLLARS http://www.theawl.com/2014/01/will-the-entourage-dude-go-to-tv-heaven,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/deadentouragedude1.jpg,"Entourage dude, dead at however old Entourage dude was" http://www.theawl.com/2014/01/cat-armor,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/il_570xN.548391270_ropy.jpg,Because why not http://www.theawl.com/2014/01/martha-stewart-is-five-years-older-than-liza-minnelli,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Screen-Shot-2014-01-15-at-8.48.44-AM.jpg,WEIRD http://www.theawl.com/2014/01/olives-are-awesome-and-you-are-insane-to-think-otherwise,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/olives.jpg,"They're both good, it's just that black are better." http://www.theawl.com/2014/01/fake-word-used-to-described-fake-promise-of-fake-smoking,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/vapingstockphoto.jpg,When you fake smoke this is exactly the kind of douchebag image you are projecting out into the world. http://www.theawl.com/2014/01/all-the-drunk-dudes-the-parodic-manliness-of-the-alcoholic-writer,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Screen-Shot-2014-01-09-at-1.43.07-PM.jpg,THIS COULD BE YOU http://www.theawl.com/2014/01/lets-call-them-happy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/theyseemfun.jpg,They seem fun. http://www.theawl.com/2014/01/whos-living-in-your-house,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Screen-Shot-2014-01-06-at-9.45.21-AM.jpg,WHO KEPT THE DOGS OUT? http://www.theawl.com/2014/01/another-fucking-year,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/shutterstock_382738181.jpg,"All of us, eventually" http://www.theawl.com/2014/01/fan-fiction-2013,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cary.jpg,YOU RANG http://www.theawl.com/2013/12/the-year-in-cats-getting-stuck-in-ridiculous-places,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screen-Shot-2013-12-18-at-11.38.33-PM.jpg,WHY http://www.theawl.com/2013/12/topless-geraldo,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screen-Shot-2013-12-18-at-6.35.30-PM-e1387409765143.jpg,kurt vonnegut's former least-favorite relative http://www.theawl.com/2013/12/soulcycle-soulcycle-soulcycle,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screen-Shot-2013-12-18-at-9.11.51-AM-e1387375943514.jpg,YOUR SPIRITUAL GURUS http://www.theawl.com/2013/12/ask-polly-my-mom-keeps-guilting-me-about-visiting-for-christmas,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screen-Shot-2013-12-17-at-5.14.03-PM-e1387318661934.jpg,is this you? http://www.theawl.com/2013/12/talking-heads-albums-in-order,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/tlc.jpg,This wins for best cover though. http://www.theawl.com/2013/12/janet-malcolm-v-francine-prose,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screen-Shot-2013-12-13-at-9.49.03-AM-e1386946380119.jpg,BRONTE SHADE http://www.theawl.com/2013/12/the-cascade-of-emptiness-and-you,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/shutterstock_81809593.jpg,shutterstock_81809593 http://www.theawl.com/2013/12/ask-polly-i-am-severely-chafed-by-my-gentle-compassionate-boyfriend,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screen-Shot-2013-12-11-at-12.23.34-PM-e1386782643392.jpg,FROSTY http://www.theawl.com/2013/12/november-sucked-so-bad,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dilhole.jpg,Oh shut the fuck up Dilbert http://www.theawl.com/2013/12/the-darkest-part-is-over,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/5604243440_6d37dbaf88_z.jpg,Where are the call boxes for existential emergencies? http://www.theawl.com/2013/12/horny-visitor-cannot-mate-with-locals,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screen-Shot-2013-12-09-at-8.48.30-AM.jpg,:( http://www.theawl.com/2013/12/new-york-city-means-manhattan-sorry-but-its-true,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/hearldsquar.jpg,"'It sucks so fuckin bad' was the original motto (Source: Burrows, Edwin G. and Wallace, Mike, 'Gotham: A History of New York City to 1898,' Oxford University Press, New York City, 1998 " http://www.theawl.com/2013/12/are-you-watching-christmas-cats-tv,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screen-Shot-2013-12-06-at-11.34.07-AM.jpg,WTF http://www.theawl.com/2013/12/mayor-smaug-sad,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/smaug.jpg,Artist's Rendering http://www.theawl.com/2013/12/ask-polly-my-life-is-a-beige-pointless-hellscape,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screen-Shot-2013-12-04-at-12.32.25-PM.jpg,KNOCK KNOCK http://www.theawl.com/2013/12/a-very-jstor-listicle-what-would-they-have-searched,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Napoleon_wikimedia.jpg,Napoleon_wikimedia http://www.theawl.com/2013/12/in-the-midst-of-life-we-are-in-depth,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/shutterstock_141589204.jpg,You'd be surprised just how many stock photos there are for 'selfie' http://www.theawl.com/2013/12/how-i-failed-to-monetize-my-blog-persona,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screen-Shot-2013-12-03-at-2.56.30-PM-e1386100632745.jpg,THE DARK DAYS OF 2009 http://www.theawl.com/2013/12/chop-this-bitches,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/chopd.jpg,I almost went with Gutty here but you know it is still lunchtime for some people. http://www.theawl.com/2013/12/blogger-thanks-god-for-post-douchebag-beat,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/shutterstock_139152893.jpg,These look like the kind of douchebags who would pay to go to a birthday party. http://www.theawl.com/2013/11/the-hunger-games-catching-fire-your-eyes-are-more-hungry-than-your-games,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Screen-Shot-2013-11-25-at-10.09.34-AM.jpg,FIERCE GLOVEWORK ON GALE http://www.theawl.com/2013/11/alcohol-good-for-you,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/liquorlady.jpg,Health nut http://www.theawl.com/2013/11/ask-polly-i-never-felt-appreciated-at-my-job-and-it-still-drives-me-nuts,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Screen-Shot-2013-11-20-at-12.25.23-PM-e1384968552443.jpg,WHATCHA WAITING FOR KITTEN? http://www.theawl.com/2013/11/bob-dylan-like-a-rolling-stone,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/lars.jpg,Knifey crimey http://www.theawl.com/2013/11/fear-of-a-black-opening-weekend,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Screen-Shot-2013-11-19-at-10.38.49-AM-e1384876676708.jpg,GENDER IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT DISCUSS????? http://www.theawl.com/2013/11/miranda-kerr-cares-enough-to-carry-you-through-the-hard-times-and-the-dark-nights,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Screen-Shot-2013-11-18-at-4.48.59-PM-e1384811418652.jpg,SHE KERRS http://www.theawl.com/2013/11/when-your-fingers-did-the-walking,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/pbf.jpg,The kids don't know but the old folks are nodding their heads like crazy. http://www.theawl.com/2013/11/two-marriages-in-the-news-today,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Screen-Shot-2013-11-14-at-8.56.56-AM-e1384437450634.jpg,WORD http://www.theawl.com/2013/11/eleven-twelve-thirteen,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/111213.jpg,111213 http://www.theawl.com/2013/11/what-are-you-reading-2,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Screen-Shot-2013-11-11-at-10.26.23-AM.jpg,Screen Shot 2013-11-11 at 10.26.23 AM http://www.theawl.com/2013/11/one-graph-that-explains-why-you-dont-need-to-worry-about-peak-troll,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/nofuture.jpg,nofture http://www.theawl.com/2013/11/down-doubled,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/downx2.jpg,You take the down and then you put another down right on top of it http://www.theawl.com/2013/11/entourage-the-tumblr-of-the-movie-script,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/tumblr_mvqxan9ExD1s4grhjo1_1280.jpg,smh http://www.theawl.com/2013/11/at-the-bottom-of-everything,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bottomDolnick.jpg,bottomDolnick http://www.theawl.com/2013/11/meeting-mayors-is-easy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Screen-Shot-2013-11-06-at-8.20.39-AM.jpg,YOU THERE http://www.theawl.com/2013/11/the-12-biggest-mistakes-you-can-make-on-medium,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Screen-Shot-2013-11-05-at-3.53.53-PM.jpg,THE MIND REELS http://www.theawl.com/2013/11/more-like-boreonto-amirite,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Greetings-from-Toronto.jpg,Where the crack is always ice-cold http://www.theawl.com/2013/11/the-u-s-needs-to-retire-daylight-savings-time-and-just-have-19-time-zones-nine-minutes-apart,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Screen-Shot-2013-11-04-at-10.04.47-AM-e1383578016964.jpg,THE NEW NEW ENGLAND http://www.theawl.com/2013/11/henry-blodget-has-a-body-count,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Screen-Shot-2013-11-04-at-9.29.20-AM.jpg,YOU GONNA NEED THAT BATHROOM YO http://www.theawl.com/2013/11/nyu-student-loses-faith-in-authority,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Screen-Shot-2013-11-04-at-9.14.43-AM.jpg,80 LAFAYETTE :( http://www.theawl.com/2013/11/trendoids-sleep-in,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ipaaaaaad.jpg,ipaaaaaad http://www.theawl.com/2013/11/what-happened-this-week-funeral-selfies-sky-ferreira-speedy-ortiz-halloween,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Screen-Shot-2013-11-01-at-11.57.08-AM.jpg,THE WAY WE GRIEVE NOW http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/too-young-to-smoke,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/smoketeen.jpg,I'm glad I'm not young anymore. http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/the-idea-is-i-am-sad-and-full-of-regret,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/10282844315_e1007be395_z.jpg,The dark comes for us all. http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/guess-which-homo-is-going-to-see-enders-game-tomorrow,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Screen-Shot-2013-10-31-at-8.38.47-AM-e1383223170310.jpg,WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE... http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/ask-polly-we-had-the-best-sex-ever-but-he-wont-be-mine,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Screen-Shot-2013-10-30-at-12.24.16-PM-e1383150835384.jpg,PUSH YOUR OWN BUTTONS http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/los-angeles-briefly-interesting,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lahkabigolbaybuh.jpg,lahkabigolbaybuh http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/what-are-you-reading,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/KillinginIowa.jpg,KillinginIowa http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/bagels-in-order,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Ughbagel.jpg,This is not a recognized bagel http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/even-the-font-usage-on-the-crowd-sourced-artisanal-hipster-trading-boat-will-annoy-you,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Screen-Shot-2013-10-25-at-9.00.27-AM.jpg,girlllll http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/new-hats-for-obamas-marines-to-feature-breasts-vagina-paper,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/couldthispaperbeworse.jpg,My eyes rolled out of my head. http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/ask-polly-im-40-and-no-man-would-want-me-now,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Screen-Shot-2013-10-23-at-12.23.33-PM-e1382545468169.jpg,ALL 4 U http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/surprise-thanksgiving,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/sadthanksgiving.jpg,"I know just how you feel, Billy, but trust me, there's a better way" http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/the-opposite-of-every-match-com-profile-ever-written,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/matchtop.jpg,matchtop http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/book-jewy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/dfeh.jpg,dfeh http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/the-bloomberg-twinkle-turns-to-ice,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bloomdog-200x201.jpg,But does he love you back? http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/chinese-kindergarteners-leading-world-in-cigarette-logo-awareness-too,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Screen-Shot-2013-10-21-at-8.58.14-AM.jpg,THAT CAMEL SURE LOVES SMOKING!!! http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/the-worlds-biggest-alarm-clock-and-other-intentionally-uncomfortable-and-hilarious-objects,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/personal-weight-in-action-e1382017818800.jpg,personal weight in action http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/obamacare-in-the-club,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Screen-Shot-2013-10-16-at-11.03.29-AM.jpg,IN DA CLUB http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/i-still-am-not-sure-but-shhh,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/zoltar.jpg,"Now that I think about it Zoltar granted wishes rather than answered questions, so this image is completely inapt. But we need a post for 11:40 so it will have to do. Sorry." http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/undjetztisttot,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/brand.gif,"""I'm only smiling because my face is fixed that way. Really it is a very sad time for me.""" http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/what-your-car-decor-says-about-you,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/CroppedDice.jpg,CroppedDice http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/what-happened-gravity-beer-death-cab-for-cutie-throwback-thursday,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/gravity.gif,hjfgdhtfghjkll http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/do-you-like-to-hate-on-lawyers-youre-in-luck,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Screen-Shot-2013-10-11-at-11.19.34-AM.jpg,hgjkhgjk http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/i-mean-she-is-obviously-very-talented,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/fr.jpg,"This was not an upbeat movie about ice-skating, but by the time I figured that out it was too late." http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/also-there-are-spiders,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/shakeshood.jpg,"""Homeboy"" means 'pal' or 'friend' or 'boon companion'" http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/more-hipsters-spotted-typing-outside,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/mantyping-e1381456393452.jpg,mantyping http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/ask-polly-these-tortured-intellectual-boys-are-torturing-me,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Screen-Shot-2013-10-09-at-3.24.53-PM.jpg,AND YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE LIKE A PLASTIC BAG IN THE WIND http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/because-they-can,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/littlepinkdifferent.jpg,And why not? Reality is TERRIBLE. http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/the-way-we-heart-now,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/arnhey.jpg,Would you feel differently if you knew the Arnold in question was originally supposed to be a young Arnold Schoenberg? http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/should-we-root-for-economic-catastrophe-maybe,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Screen-Shot-2013-10-09-at-8.43.00-AM.jpg,BUT IT'S COLOR-CODED!!! http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/does-your-hollywood-box-office-analysis-kowtow-to-china,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kowtow.jpg,kowtow http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/old-white-man-sneaky,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Screen-Shot-2013-10-08-at-9.22.39-AM.jpg,ALSO THIS HAPPENED http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/because-you-want-it,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/miles.jpg,Lauer: Stunned http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/the-very-best-copy-of-the-electric-kool-aid-acid-test,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/interiorelectrickoolaid.jpg,signage http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/jonathan-franzen-and-clay-shirky-fight-over-their-girlfriend-the-internet,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/183175455-e1381162771765.jpg,J-FRANZ AIRQUOTES LIKE A BOSS http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/what-happened-lorde-snl-the-shutdown-a-facebook-status-this-charming-backpack,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/1378280_10100893768577647_1151331831_n.jpg,OCD http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/im-just-gonna-stop-asking-if-its-over-for-berlusconi,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/thisguy.jpg,This guy http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/weiner-takes-all-a-panel-discussion-of-people-named-weiner-and-wiener,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/manweiner.jpg,IS THIS YOU? http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/3-film-festival-picks-you-can-watch-now-for-free,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/SF_Awl_weather1.jpg,SF_Awl_weather http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/de-blasio-naive-or-just-pretending,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/chirlaneandbill.jpg,The McCray/de Blasios http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/wanna-work-in-advertising-shave-half-your-head,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Screen-Shot-2013-10-01-at-3.56.41-PM.jpg,The view up from 32 Avenue of the Americas http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/inside-the-minds-of-men-junot-diaz-in-texas,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Screen-Shot-2013-10-01-at-12.18.17-PM-e1380644413876.jpg,Junot Diaz signing at the Jaipur Literature Festival http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/ultimately-unsatisfactory-series-finales-in-order,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sopranos-finale-black.jpg,Spoiler http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/bad-info-can-be-deadly,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/marrow-myths-graphic.jpg,marrow-myths-graphic http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/5-signs-its-time-for-a-new-car,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/BB_Cropped-640x322.jpg,BB_Cropped http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/ask-polly-im-dating-a-girl-but-im-falling-in-love-with-a-man,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Screen-Shot-2013-09-25-at-2.23.29-PM.jpg,HMMMM http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/177507,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/fryguy-640x640.jpg,"Yes, yes, I moonlight as a stock photography model" http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/they-did-an-art,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Screen-Shot-2013-09-25-at-9.03.57-AM.jpg,GO BOT GO http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/how-much-did-you-want-to-spend-for-pearl-jam-tickets-like-more-than-5000,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Screen-Shot-2013-09-23-at-4.05.01-PM.jpg,excuse me? http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/what-are-you-using-the-gmail-delays-as-an-excuse-for,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/gmailout.gif,"Please do not misinterpret this as some kind of knock on Google, a wonderful company that can do no wrong and just happens to have all of my personal information." http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/gta-party-tonight,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/787-1280.jpg,A good night out http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/odors-categorized,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/malasodores.jpg,Artsy! http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/the-end-of-food-stamps-oh-hey-that-handbag-looks-tasty,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Screen-Shot-2013-09-20-at-9.04.40-AM-e1379682357271.jpg,LOL POORS http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/the-top-5-ios7-ringtones,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Screen-Shot-2013-09-19-at-12.29.56-PM.jpg,THIS COULD BE YOU http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/weaving-your-social-strand,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/MSS.jpeg,MSS http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/i-was-a-hated-hipster-meme-and-then-it-got-worse,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/typing2.jpg,oh hi http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/how-is-the-artist-to-survive-in-society-ask-the-muppets,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Screen-Shot-2013-09-18-at-9.51.54-AM.jpg,DON'T MIND IF I DO? http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/wide-face-of-evil,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lochte.jpg,"Look, Google ""wide face"" and he is one of the first people to come up. I'm not making a judgment, the Internet is." http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/a-guide-to-our-golden-age-of-internet-newsletters,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Screen-Shot-2013-09-17-at-12.49.20-PM.jpg,GOOP LOVES THINGS http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/nocturnal-jester-creepy-even-for-britain,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/clown.jpg,"Don't be afraid, the clown's afraid too" http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/an-incredibly-long-interview-with-tim-rutili-of-califone,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Screen-Shot-2013-09-13-at-12.35.28-PM-e1379090161694.jpg,"CALIFONE SHOW, CHICAGO, 2010" http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/are-the-startup-fellas-hellbent-on-destroying-education-even-literate,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Screen-Shot-2013-09-13-at-11.46.30-AM-e1379087267118.jpg,School is neat. http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/memories-sad,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/htm.gif,All memories are sad. http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/chinese-tourists-meet-a-resentful-planet,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pigs-locusts-.jpg,pigs locusts http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/do-not-marry-this-man,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Screen-Shot-2013-09-11-at-4.51.47-PM.jpg,WHERE ARE YOU http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/ladies-declare-victory-and-go-home,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/riveting.jpg,This woman is a man now. http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/the-911-collector,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/wtc_golf.jpg,wtc_golf http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/nfl-attendance-explained,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/romo.jpg,"Left: Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo, age 17. Right: Irish Sweeper in Fall River Iron Works, age 17, circa 1900." http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/the-stupid-online-marketing-of-stupid-books,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Screen-Shot-2013-09-05-at-4.11.20-PM-e1378411917170.jpg,"Kathy Andersen, author, 'Change Your Shoes, Live Your Greatest Life.'" http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/norman-rush-subtle-bodies,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/41-ryj2HpTL._SY346_.jpg,Subtle Bodies http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/now-i-cant-wait-to-vote-for-bill-de-blasio,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lol-e1378296262889.jpg,lol http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/google-is-15,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/reader-1-640x391.gif,"Miss you, Reader. But I'm sure Google had a perfectly good reason for getting rid of you!" http://www.theawl.com/2013/08/stoya-on-sex-sexing-sexism-sexuality-and-cleaning-the-cat-box,http://i.imgur.com/qhw33oZ.gif,Stoya! http://www.theawl.com/2013/08/ask-polly-im-a-drunk-and-no-one-likes-me,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Screen-Shot-2013-10-30-at-3.07.53-PM.jpg,IS THIS YOU http://www.theawl.com/2013/06/nobody-racially-profiles-mike-bloomberg,http://s23.theawl.com/awl/up/2009/09/bloomdog-200x201.jpg,But does he love you back? http://www.theawl.com/2013/06/why-are-reporters-constantly-misquoting-people,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/calloway.jpg,Misquoted Calloway! http://www.theawl.com/2013/06/after-koh-masaki,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Screen-shot-2013-06-18-at-3.44.34-PM-e1371584818960.jpg,Masaki http://www.theawl.com/2013/06/superstar-recluse-nathan-rabin-on-the-magic-of-phish-and-the-glory-of-insane-clown-posse,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Screen-shot-2013-06-18-at-11.51.23-AM-e1371570736397.jpg,Phish and Insane Clown Posse http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/oceanside-last-tabloid-broadsheet,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/blade-ken-layne-top.jpg,Oh hell yeah that's all Ken Layne above the fold. http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/wild-animals-tired-of-your-crap,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/shutterstock_6322054.jpg,Have you considered whitening to improve your smile? http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/the-man-that-found-a-dog-that-loved-pudding,http://25.media.tumblr.com/175b02fe33a0dfc8bfa23cce74a85fb1/tumblr_mgmydpf1Cb1rt741bo1_400.gif,I also enjoy pudding http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/im-feeling-lucky,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/google-afterlife-death.jpg,The only important part of this graphic is the last part. http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/voting-magic,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/gandalf-magic-ron-paul.jpg,Oh for god's sake. http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/biological-extinction-metaphors,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dinoshit-375x309.jpg,This is the shittiest clip art we could find for this important post. http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/tech-billionaire-hobby,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-23-at-4.23.54-PM.png,Working for America ('s Largest Social Network) http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/postal-service-just-kidding,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/zip-code-saturday-mail.jpg,What happened to the old white people protesting the use of the zip code? http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/rand-paul-sketch,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/rand-paul-howard.jpg.jpg,"Doctor of Race Relations, not board certified." http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/skin-cancer-geniuses,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/shutterstock_7901755-375x251.jpg,"Tattoos are great for covering your melanoma surgery scar tissue, experts say." http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/bye-bye-blue-angels,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/blue-angels-canceled.jpg,"Blue Angels are communists, anyway." http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/dead-bury-their-dead,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/reagan-thatcher.jpg,Friends forever. http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/camgirls-and-photoblogging,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tonyphone-375x297.jpg,"Tony Pierce on the phone with a camgirl or the president, 2006." http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/starve-your-children,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/shutterstock_127503695-375x281.jpg,'Does this plate make me look fat?' http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/stop-running-around,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/shutterstock_16834846.jpg,It's all right. Nobody sees your failure right now. Nobody but that photographer .... http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/pancake-revolution,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pancake-revolution.jpg,"Remember before the idiots were talking about bacon on the internet all the time, they were talking about pancakes?" http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/ladies-love-shacking-up,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/rednecks.jpg,'CLW' means 'common law wife.' http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/game-of-drones,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/shutterstock_114735565-375x249.jpg,Power to the People ... of Rancho Mirage. http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/thing-old-now,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/shutterstock_108835154.jpg,And everybody was happy forever. http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/riordan-examiner-los-angeles-fail,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/los-angles-examiner-375x240.jpg,Prototypes aren't real. http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/teenagers-quitting-facebook-because-its-full-of-old-people,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/facebook-uncool.jpg,Also how do we get the videos off to play on the TV? http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/sexually-mature-monsters,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/gross-baby.jpg,The new 'Incredible Hulk' movie is gonna suck. http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/drivers-bad,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/car-crash-pile-up.jpg,Soundtrack by John Mellencamp Cougar. http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/bird-trouble,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/chicken-death.jpg,"Mmm, bird flu." http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/gorilla-dead,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/gorilla-bronx.jpg,"Goodnight, Gorilla." http://www.theawl.com/2013/04/all-news-is-zombie-news,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/walking-dead-google-news.jpg,Check the 'World Headlines' for the 'Game of Thrones' blog recap ... http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/wal-mart-funemployment,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/wal-mart-crowd-sourced.jpg,'So what are you doing after you check out? Nothing? Want to make three dollars?' http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/willie-nelson-is-always-right,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/willie-nelson-helms-equality.jpg,"Really helps with marriage in general, these things ...." http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/christ-you-know-it-aint-easy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/shutterstock-84396691.jpg,"We asked for signs, the signs were sent." http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/all-equality-signs-not-equal,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/equality-sign-weird.jpg,This is b.s. because SCOTUS justices only uses myspace. http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/oh-god-turn-it-off,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/smoking-bad-375x284.jpg,"So the idea is that smoking is not good for you, is that it?" http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/google-fix-publishing,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/shutterstock_97858679-375x251.jpg,The policies of the past must be bought by Google and ended. http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/done-wealthy-drug-dealers-and-vulture-capitalists-will-soon-have-the-housing-market-to-themselves,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/fixer-upper.jpg,"'Sorry, the seller is not accepting home inspection contingencies.'" http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/sorry-cops,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/lapd-christopher-dorner.jpg,You know what? Drones ARE better than human soldiers and cops. http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/yay-two-headed-shark-fetus,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/two-headed-shark.jpg,'We're gonna need a two-headed boat.' http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/poor-people-unhappy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mississippi.jpg,"Only one thing, I did wrong: Stayed in Mississippi a day too long ...." http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/bay-area-comedy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/san-francisco-sellers-market.jpg,Oh for christ's sake ... http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/how-to-get-your-readers-to-write-your-newspaper-for-you,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/clip-art-cowboy-newspaper.jpg,Nothing like the love between a cowboy and his cow. http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/bad-moms-ruin-babies,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/shutterstock_113927779.jpg,What an awful mom. http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/the-nyc-public-high-school-with-nine-black-students,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/bloomberg-and-the-eagle-200x139.jpg,THERE IS MONEY INSIDE ME! SO MUCH MONEY! http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/red-blobster,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/red-lobster.jpg,America. http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/jews-camping,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/the-ten-commandments-375x250.jpg,Water not included. http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/slippery-jesus,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/jebus-weeps.jpg,"And then his great grand-daughter married Tom Hanks, the end." http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/american-books-overwrought,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/book-tv.jpg,Bad books for bad people. http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/daily-show-writer-jason-ross,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/jason-ross-at-work-375x497.jpg,Jason Ross working the comedy machinery at the Daily Show. http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/hi-what-have-you-guys-been-up-to,http://media.tumblr.com/a7a57124337f44099a694bd190cec0ac/tumblr_inline_mgdlsyv3ZG1ro2d43.gif,IDK http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/new-york-city-gets-gift-from-god-and-survivor-guy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/obama-satan-bible.jpg,Yes We Can ... defeat the blind creator god and make the Earth filled with angels of light! http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/housing-insane-again,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/sf-housing.jpg,Well here's about $5 million in monthly rent checks! http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/lonely-planet-cheap-planet,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/lonely-planet.jpg,Yeah uhh I guess I will probably leave these at home and just take an iPad. http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/tabloid-disaster,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/heavens-gate-1997.jpg,"Yeah the Internet looked like this, and then the space people killed themselves." http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/jurassic-frog-mouth-birth,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/puke-frog-baby.jpg,Havin' my baby What a lovely way of sayin' How much you love me Havin' my baby What a lovely way of sayin' What you're thinkin' of me http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/god-killing-old-women,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/shutterstock_67155304.jpg,City lady wins the war on death! http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/newspapermans-lament,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/shutterstock_67644961.jpg,Nothin g like atypweriter http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/blame-your-parents-a-continuing-series,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/shutterstock_90447232.jpg,"What even is that, a little dildo? No it is just a pacifier." http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/white-smoke-new-pope-everybody-party,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/pope_Bergoglio_Jorge_Mario.jpg,Cheer up bro. http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/florida-shenanigans-stunner,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/jennifer-carroll.jpg,They look like nice upstanding right-wing anti-goverment people. http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/quit-your-job-living-with-the-wild-things-without-compromise,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/wild-nature-lion.jpg,"Oh hi, Lion." http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/real-estate-hemingway,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/monkey.jpg,A local spider monkey of Belize. http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/mummies-the-southerners-of-ancient-egypt,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/shutterstock_373771.jpg,"Yeah make sure to preserve THIS forever, jesus ...." http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/diaper-caper,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/baby-nash-not.jpg,"This is not the famous baby, it's just some baby wearing a crown, as babies sometimes are wont to do." http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/rain-ruins-sxsw,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/sxsw-fucking-rain-bullshit.jpg,Don't care about your drought because this rain sucks. http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/star-wars-fan-boy-association-really,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/star-wars-figures.jpg,"If you know all of these characters, you might be exclusively relying upon masturbation." http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/12-million-is-less-than-13-million,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hobo.jpg,"Walking to the next state with some labor jobs is a good way to exercise, too!" http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/sorry-rand-paul-the-drones-are-here-to-stay,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/roomba-cat-drone.jpg,"'Oh hai, does the Constitution allow you to operate domestically?'" http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/sorry-polar-bears,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/polar-bear-hunt-sad1.jpg,You people voted for WHAT? http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/school-lockdowns-suck,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/zombie-takeover-splash-375x249.jpg,Is our children learning? http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/jets-for-rich-folk,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bill-gates.jpg,Money changes everything. http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/tea-party-madness,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/shut-up-tea-party-375x300.jpg,"'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked." http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/no-shark-in-your-soup,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/great-white-endangered-ca.jpg,"Shark attack, shark attack, get out of the water and don't come back." http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/twitter-sucks-sky-blue,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/negative-twitter.jpg,"'I get tired and upset, And I'm trying to care a little less, I get googly then I only get sad and depressed. I was taught to hide those issues, I was told: Don’t worry, there’s no doubt, There’s always something to cry about, When you’re stuck in an angry crowd, They don’t think what they say before they open their mouth. You gotta: Pack up your troubles in your old knit bag, And bury them beneath the sea.'" http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/rich-people-okay,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/monopoly-guy.jpg,You have been elected Chairman of the Poor! http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/giant-snake-he-was-a-she,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/fantasia-brooklyn.jpg,Somehow this is not what we imagined when we were told to meet 'Fantasia' in a dark room in Brooklyn. http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/sea-quest-not-sequester,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/sea-quest-sequester.jpg,"They make dolphins dress up like Liza Minnelli, in undersea Hell." http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/sou-sou,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/sims-sou-sou-terror.jpg,Burn the iPad and bury the ashes at midnight. http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/i-was-a-teenaged-anchorman,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ken-layne-anchorman-375x348.jpg,"Life used to look like this. Sorry, everybody!" http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/spy-twitter-is-weird-twitte,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/shutterstock_121176709.jpg,The Lincolnshire Poacher. http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/tadpole-eye-the-tail,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/eye-butt-tadpole-375x240.jpg,You won't believe your eye ... your eye that is in your butt. http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/popey-changey,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/pope-twitter.jpg,"'And where is the Private Browsing button, again?'" http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/space-fuckin,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mars-married.jpg,This powerful Hitachi Magic Wand-brand massager will accompany the couple's spaceship. http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/racism-solve,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/clarence-thomas-votingrights.jpg,"You know who makes Clarence Thomas sleepy? That Barack Obama, that's who!" http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/no-booky-for-clicky,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/kindle-erases-ipad.jpg,Build muscles and get rid of weird belly fat with these simple ebook exercises. http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/get-dressed-go-to-work,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/shutterstock_115419667.jpg,See what you're missing by working at home in your filthy sweatpants? http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/nyt-likes-owls,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/nyt-likes-owls1.jpg,'“A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he spoke; The less he spoke the more he heard; Why aren't we like that wise old bird?' http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/iht-you-later,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/IHT.jpg,Newspapers are such a pain in the ass. http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/travel-success-journalism-fail,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/budapest-night-375x254.jpg,It's always 3 a.m. in Budapest. http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/94-year-old-reporter,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/David-Perlman-AIDS-science.jpg,Never take the buyout. http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/more-like-ploptimized,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/toilet-ipad.jpg,And what's so wrong about the natural process of human defecation? http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/writer-uses-word-calcified-when-complaining-about-james-bond-oscar-snub,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/skyfall.jpg,It even had genital torture like that neocon blogger movie about killing Bin Laden! http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/pope-also-quits-twitter,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/pope-quits-twitter.jpg,The pope's iPad smells like old people. http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/patch-com-journalism-fail,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/lonely-newsroom.jpg,"Actual newsroom of The Whitehaven News, to show you snot-nosed kids what a newsroom looks like in 2013." http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/help-andrew-sullivan-find-barber,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/andrew-sullivan-beard.jpg,"'For every head shall be bald, and every beard clipped: upon all the hands shall be cuttings, and upon the loins sackcloth.'" http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/nixon-loves-clinton,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/clinton-nixon.jpg,"You can be the president, I'd rather be the pope." http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/british-vegan,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/vegan-newsletter-1945.jpg,You know who ELSE was a vegan in 1945? http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/dorner-big-bear-day-trip,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/big-bear-lake.jpg,"It is tawdry, and also so pretty!" http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/julia-pastrana,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bear-woman.jpg,Who will make the parody Twitter account to further mock this woman's memory? http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/2013-state-of-the-union-drinking,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/state-union-obama-drinking.jpg,Anyone can play! http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/glass-shards-lean-cuisine,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/frozen-food.jpg,"Hey kids, you've found the golden glass shard and now get a tour of the Frozen Food Center." http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/top-pope-quits-net-gifs,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/pope-god-quit.jpg,"Now who's God, God?" http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/bad-pope-benedict-resigns,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/pope-christmas-gays.jpg,"Santa Pope will still be seeing you on Christmas Eve, in your nightmares." http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/superstorm-nemo-eats-half-of-north-america,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/nemo-omg.jpg,OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/finger-lickin-dead,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/southern-food-stroke.jpg,That bowl of ranch dressing is the perfect finishing touch. http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/cop-shoot-cop,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/lapd-christopher-dorner.jpg,You know what? Drones ARE better than human soldiers and cops. http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/this-weeks-winners-and-losers-of-nyc-mayoral-election-2013,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/caw1.jpg,Go caw yourself http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/teen-solo,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/han-solo-kessel-run-POSTER.jpg,"They didn't even have Photoshop when this poster was made, in 1970." http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/show-me-on-the-doll,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tsa-playmobil.jpg,"'Tenderly place your plastic hand in my rectum, Sir.'" http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/obama-rei-interior-lady,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/REI-catalog.jpg,"This is the ""climbing room"" of the Portland REI Starbucks." http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/meet-your-new-paranormal-romance-date-the-werebear,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/werebear.jpg,'I want you to know when i look in your eyes with every blow comes another lie....' http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/rick-perry-still-talking,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/rick-perry-california.jpg,America's Governor. http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/clicky-no-sperm,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/sperm-unm.jpg,Best seen on a TV screen. http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/ufos-priced-out-of-brooklyn-and-san-francisco-now-hovering-over-detroit,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/detroit-triangle-ufo.jpg,"Detroit, 2013." http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/iran-space-monkey-scandal,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/iran-monkey-fake.jpg,IT'S CLOBBERIIN' TIME! http://www.theawl.com/2013/02/coyote-smugly,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/coyote-mission-sf.jpg,Is this the Mission District trapped coyote? It hasn't said one way or the other .... http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/is-art-bell-coming-back-to-live-radio,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dreamland-art-bell.jpg,"This was the World Wide Web, in the mid-1990s." http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/dupes-give-away-wifi,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/danger-wifi.jpg,Downloadin' warez 2 your turbo tax! http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/no-point-in-having-sex,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/sex-calories-tv.jpg,'I wonder what's on for the next 50 years?' http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/new-lunar-robot-will-work-so-much-harder-than-you,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/nasa-digger-lunar-robot.jpg,"Velcro, tang, the rabbit vibrator ... what *didn't* come from moon technology?" http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/jew-magneto,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/magneto.jpg,"'At the time I wanted to be a hero-type, Superman, Captain Thunder.'" http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/god-still-trying-to-figure-out-whether-san-francisco-should-beat-baltimore,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/jesus-football.jpg,"Hey why isn't that Jesus football guy, Tebow, in the Super Bowl?" http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/will-mayor-ed-lee-fix-san-franciscos-cute-terrible-muni-system,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/muni-ed-lee-sf.jpg,"'I never saw so many well-dressed, well-fed, business-looking Bohemians in my life' -- Oscar Wilde, 1882, at San Francisco Bohemian Club." http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/only-poem-anybody-knows-first-published-on-this-day-in-1845,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/raven-edgar-poe.jpg,"But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only that one word: 'Poontang.'" http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/earth-warming-norway,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/nyc-sea-level-rising.jpg,"At a sea level rise of 9 meters, Red Hook and Carroll Gardens will be poor investments." http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/nobody-likes-health-apps,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/health-apps-phone.jpg,"'Your voice across the line gives me a strange sensation, I'd like to talk when I can show you my affection, Oh I can't control myself ....'" http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/thetan-templar-by-dan-brown-chapter,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/THETAN-TEMPLAR-e1359135356213.jpg,"A Book of the Month Club alternate rejected title, soon to be a major motion picture starring J.J. Abrams as Jennifer Garner." http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/lies-of-lance,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/lance-armstrong-doping.jpg,Meth face. http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/obama-national-park,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/pinnacles-national-park.jpg,Sure would look better with some fracking! http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/dna-file-storage,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/panspermia-dna-storage.jpg,"This contains MLK's 'I Have A Dream' speech in mp3 format, text of Shakespeare's sonnets, and the alien monsters that will wipe out humanity." http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/ladies-smoke-die,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/denise-richards-starship-troopers.jpg,Join the Mobile Infantry and save the Galaxy. Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more? http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/atheist-pageviews,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/atheist-mom-sign.jpg,"That's okay, there's room for millions more in Hell." http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/goodbye-religion,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/american-jesus.jpg,"'She says I should find Him and I'll know peace at last, If I ever find Jesus, I'm kicking His ass.'" http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/america-pickup-trucks,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/prius.jpg,Faster than an F-150 full of drywall and Bud Lite cans. http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/face-cancer-tasmanian-devil,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tasmanian-devil-cancer.jpg,'I don't want to die.' http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/what-sinister-forces-murdered-all-these-u-s-presidents,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/guiteauarrest.jpg,'I am a Stalwart!' http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/obama-climate-change,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/climate-change-obama.jpg,"Hot enough for ya, asshole?" http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/neanderthal-mom,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/raquel-welch-cavewoman.jpg,'Don't you know you're driving your mothers and fathers insane. Let me make it plain. Gotta make way for the Homo Superior.' http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/mali-dogon,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mali-dogon.jpg,"Also you must RIGHT NOW look up Dogon architecture on Google images, it is amazing." http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/white-house-petitions,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/death-star-petition.jpg,"Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed, including Senator Wellstone." http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/rich-people-fish-eggs,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/caviar.jpg,"'""The trouble always is not how to get enough caviar, but how to get enough toast with it.'" http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/nasa-ufo-space-motel,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/black-triangle-bigelow.jpg,Roadside America. http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/scout-abuse,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/boy-scout-abuse.jpg,Fund-raising is tough. http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/no-smoking-for-san-francisco,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/smoking-san-francisco.jpg,'But nicotine slaves are all the same At a pettin' party or a poker game Everything gotta stop while they have a cigarette' http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/cnn-defending-god-from-lady-blog,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cnn-god-atheist-mom.jpg,Jesus wept. http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/dunkin-donuts-california,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dunkin-donuts-california.jpg,"Do not tell anyone, but the author of this post is drinking Dunkin' Donuts coffee RIGHT NOW, because it was on sale at Vons grocery." http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/mali-where-is-it,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/crock.jpg,"So this cartoon was about the French colonial military in the Sahara somewhere, apparently?" http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/coca-cola-obesity-campaign,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/obese-santa-cocacola.jpg,"'If you want to grow LARGER like me, Sandy Claws, please drinks 72 ounces of Coke per mealtime.'" http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/angel-demons-television-theology,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/angel-whedon-notfadeaway.jpg,Right before they're all eaten by demons... http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/facebook-curtains,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/zuckerberg.jpg,"'Users are fickle, Friendster has proved that. Even a few people leaving would reverberate through the entire userbase. The users are interconnected, that is the whole point. College kids are online because their friends are online, and if one domino goes, the other dominos go, don't you get that?'" http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/obamaphone,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/obama-app-phone.jpg,"And instead of going to Disneyland, here's a 99-cent Disneyland app!" http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/galaxy-bigger-than-ours,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/new-big-spiral-galaxy.jpg,We can only wonder who got the Oscar awards in *this* galaxy last night. http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/ambien-bad-for-broads,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ambien-girl-addict.jpg,"Doctor please, some more of these ..." http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/san-francisco-bay-waterfront,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/bayview-park-sf.jpg,You can see downtown SF from the waterfront here because of what you cannot see: Constant fog. http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/san-francisco-almost-as-good-as-new-york,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/sf-mission-restaurants.jpg,"All of you in SF or NYC just be happy and grateful you don't have to try to eat out anywhere else in America, except New Orleans or LA." http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/evil-hamburger-clown-giving-british-kids-books-instead-of-toys,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mcdonalds-books-happy.jpg,The eightfold path to obesity and diabetes. http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/sf-weekly-seattle-weekly-latest-victims-of-alt-weekly-newspaper-industry,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/SFweekly-voice.jpg,"And nobody under 25 even knows what an alt-weekly is, so who cares!" http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/women-binge-drinkers-sheesh,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mardi-gras-girl.jpg,'September gurls do so much I was your butch and you were touched I loved you well never mind I've been crying all the time ....' (Also in New Orleans people drink 40-ounce rum daiquiris out of styrofoam cups.) http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/11-disneyland-rides-from-terrible-to-awesome,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/disneyland-nightmare-mansion.jpg,"Our man jack is King of the Pumpkin Patch, Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now!" http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/is-san-francisco-the-brooklyn-to-silicon-valleys-unbuilt-manhattan,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/star-trek-san-francisco.jpg,"A vision of a Green Future, in which the air and the new SF metropolis are actually green, as in this Star Trek movie still." http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/wandering-wolf,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/wolf-OR-7.jpg,"Whether this makes you think of a song by Duran Duran or Phosphorescent or Shakira says more about you than it says about the wolf, who listens to Howlin' Wolf." http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/gays-hagel-israel-hate,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/chuck-hagel-defense-israel.jpg,Why is this hippie being considered for the War King job? http://www.theawl.com/2013/01/san-francisco-so-healthy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/SF-healthy-city.jpg,"Everybody here looks super healthy and they drink beer all day, too!" http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/pope-gay-marriage-nein,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/pope-christmas-gays.jpg,"But, whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes, he stood there on Christmas Eve hating the Whos. " http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/where-in-the-world-is-baby-jesus,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/stolen-baby-jesus.jpg,Lift up your eyes and look at the cloud and the light within it and the stars surrounding it. The star that leads the way is your star. http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/world-done,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mayan-apocalypse-2012.jpg,And *inside* the meteor is a giant knife. http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/invisible-hand-drops-gun,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/gun-control-droids.jpg,These aren't the investment opportunities you're looking for. http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/sea-otters-adorable,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sea-otter-california.jpg,Why did you hate me? http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/bike-lane-old-dude,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/chp-bike-lane-cortemadera.jpg,Uhh ... http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/heathen-christian-newtown-what,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/emperor-heathen.jpg,"Even without Twitter and Jesus, the Kangxi Emperor ruled for 61 years!" http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/newspaper-people-die-already,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/woodward-newspapers.jpg,"A wax dummy looking in wonder at a newsroom computer, forever." http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/apple-customers-rich,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/apple-store-5th-avenue.jpg,"Hey it's just like Occupy Wall Street, but with much wealthier people!" http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/guns-bad-business,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/bushmaster-man-card.jpg,Sad to lose a really good marketing concept to topical events that get people emotional. http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/reviewing-the-hobbit-with-an-unexpected-guest-blogger,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/bilbo-gollum-hobbit.jpg,"Bilbo + Gollum + Pretentious Elves = The Phantom Menace x 1,000.000." http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/ouch-monkeys,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/slow-loris.jpg,"It disarms you with cuteness, and then it kills with its bite." http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/obama-marijuana,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/marinuana-dog-obama.jpg,This Weed Iz Mine. http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/one-cigarette-kills-you,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/smoking-nurses.jpg,You told me you'd call me but you haven't yet / And I'm down to my last cigarette http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/the-week-of-huge-things-flying-uncomfortably-close-to-earth,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/earth_toutatis_big.gif,"The view from the asteroid Toutatis, as it barrels toward Earth." http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/green-gift-guide,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/hippy-holidays.jpg,"From now on, holidays are about the world ending because of terrible climate change." http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/obamadon-gracilis,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/obamadon-lizard.jpg,Small worthless lizard at lower left is the 'Obama lizard.' http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/when-gmail-failed,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/gmail-down.jpg,Were you there when they crucified our Lord? http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/apple-maps-will-kill-you-dead,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/apple-maps-fail.jpg,Take a right at the light keep goin' straight until night and then boy you're on your own. http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/climate-screwed,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/shutterstock_102316060.jpg,"There, there." http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/cyborg-you,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/vuzix-cyborg.jpg,We Can Build You http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/the-way-we-asssit-now,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/tv-couch-potato-cat.jpg,Meet our new TV recapper! http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/other-famous-people-who-were-or-planned-to-be-in-other-hobbit-movies,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/header-hobbit-beatles-lotr.jpg,Hobbit Advent Calendar! http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/creepiest-internet-destination,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/night-stalker.jpg,"'Now that is news, and we are a newspaper. We are supposed to print news, not suppress it.'" http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/campaign-2016,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/rand-paul-ass.jpg,Elect a talking snake in 2016! http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/pope-tweets,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/pope-pontifex-twitter.jpg,That's a lot of followers for an admitted Nazi! http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/prius-amazing-humblebragl-car,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/prius-general-lee.jpg,"Just a good ol' hybrid, never meanin' no harm ...." http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/popular-cholesterol-pills-now-made-of-broken-glass,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/pillhead.jpg,"'And then I'll eat Nancy's face ... no wait, that's bath salts. Ugh.'" http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/sometimes-things-are-similar,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/susan-rice-condi-rice.jpg,It is impossible that two people named 'Rice' could be secretary of state. http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/death-smart-phone-case,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/fish-iphone.jpg,Put a tropical fish cover on your iPhone to hide the metal mined from this island where the tropical fish are being killed. http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/stephen-king-audiobook,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/running-man-arnold.jpg,'I'll uplink your ass.' http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/airlines-evil,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/airline-hell.jpg,"Midway upon the journey of our life, I found myself within a forest dark, For the straight foreward pathway had been lost ...." http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/live-on-mars-for-just-500k,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/mars-space-x.jpg,"Drooling on my cot, listening to mp3s of Taylor Swift, wondering about death ...." http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/compost-thanksgiving,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/compost-thanksgiving.jpg,"Yum, compost! (Also, it that a small turkey in there? No, it's a dead bat. Sorry, Twilight fans!)" http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/horror-virus-sars-coronavirus,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/coronavirus-novel-sars-saudi.jpg,'Novel Coronavirus' was named in honor of National Novel Writing Month. http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/andrew-w-k-cultural-ambassador,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/andrew-wk-state-department.jpg,"When it's time to party, we will party hard, in the Middle East somewhere, for America." http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/done-americans-win-black-friday-contest-with-billion-dollar-buying-orgy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dawn-of-the-dead-black-friday.jpg,"Once again, Adbusters has failed to convince the American Consumer." http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/email-privacy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/leahy-joker.jpg,Yes this is actually Pat Leahy being clutched by the actual Joker. http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/thanksgiving-fish,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/plank-wild-salmon-thanksgiving.jpg,YUM. Make this your 'Thanksgiving Turkey. Photo by WoodleyWonderWorks/Flickr Creative Commons. http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/beach-turkeys,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/turkeys-beach.jpg,"We'll skip dinner and go straight to the beach, thanks." http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/marco-rubio-bible,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/adam-eve-dinosaurs-375x249.jpg,Then Adam got high while Eve gave the dinosaurs unique names like 'Liam' and 'Sofia.' http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/twinkie-undead,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/twinkie-bankrupt.jpg,"Everyone remembers this classic 1970s commercial, from a simpler time." http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/your-big-government-fleeced-by-banks-and-hucksters,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-09-at-7.38.10-AM.png,The Fed http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/architecture-for-dogs,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/doghaus.jpg,DogHaus http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/petraeus-lessons,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/scandal-cia.jpg,The send button: It is the cause of all bad things! http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/did-the-gay-witches-on-buffy-cause-america-to-accept-same-sex-marriage,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/willow-tara-buffy1-375x210.jpg,"But then the anti-gay vampires (?) killed Tara, and Willow destroyed Earth, the end." http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/sexy-petraeus-scandal-elmo-afghanistan,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/elmo-sex-scandal.jpg,"""Stop emailing my boyfriend.""" http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/and-the-winner-of-the-awl-2012-electoral-college-pool-is,http://image.blingee.com/images19/content/output/000/000/000/7cf/810122243_1365487.gif,YOU WON OBAMA http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/being-james-bond-also-makes-you-get-really-old-very-quickly,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/daniel-craig.jpg,"First he looked kind of younger, and THEN WHAT, jeez ...." http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/weird-old-pope-plans-to-use-twitter-wrong,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/pope-twitter.jpg,'What does 'site blocked' mean?' http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/bbc-alien-rules,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ufo-bristol.jpg,Space Monsters prefer to purchase their human-stew Ready Meals at Tesco http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/republicandemon-possession,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/lorne-angel.jpg,"And Lorne was the nicest, most fair demon of them all." http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/romney-blame,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/john-ziegler-romney-lost.jpg,"Sucks to hate yourself, bro." http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/obamacane-is-nbcs-sandy-benefit-really-an-obama-commercial,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/obama-fox-sandy-benefit.jpg,"Just look at them, the liberals and the blacks and the ladies ...." http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/other-new-york-times-opinion-writers-who-must-be-punished-like-nate-silver-for-discussing-gambling,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/nate-silver.jpg,"America's Boyfriend ... and he's a *poker player,* too!" http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/chris-christie-looooooves-springsteen,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/christie-obama-drudge-e1351817479318.jpg,When the change was made uptown and the Big Man joined the band .... http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/bloombergs-magazine-calls-stupid-people-stupid,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/bloomberg-global-warming-stupid.jpg,The underline is total overkill. Don't let Tumblr themes design magazine covers! http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/tucker-carlson-bob-menendez,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/latin-lover.jpg,"Mexicans, Al Gore, overweight lesbians ... yep, that's everything!" http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/monsters-i-have-been-a-lifetime-in-five-halloween-disguises,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/doctor-strange.jpg,"Doctor Strange, the Sorcerer Supreme! (With a $7.99 red cape!)" http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/goldman-sachs-invites-the-long-term-unemployed-to-intern,http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbzn88Eo2J1qf9xmno4_250.gif,YOU IN SIX YEARS http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/liveblogging-third-romney-obama-debate,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/romney-obama-3rd-debate.gif,The Final Debate .... OF YOUR LIFE! http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/george-mcgovern-dead,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/mcgovern.jpg,A good man. http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/naked-men-should-they-be-allowed-in-san-francisco,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/castro-nudity-men.jpg,Christmas in Cocktober. http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/tina-brown-newsweek-covers,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/diana-newsweek-tina-brown-375x339.jpg,"Guess we'll never know what Diana would look like at 60, now ...." http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/nazi-twitter,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nazi-twitter-375x250.jpg,Bin Laden did WWII. http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/larry-king-presidential-debate,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/larry-king-debate-375x267.jpg,"""What's your question for the new pope? Is this the new pope? Where's my sandwich?""" http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/binders-full-of-women,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/dark-scary-binder.jpg,Domestic violence jokes! Bruce Springsteen must love this. http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/the-cool-kids-throw-a-gross-tech-homecoming-party-for-straight-people,http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m32bfxX5WY1qmaa05o1_500.gif,WE'RE ALL SORRY CASSIE http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/creepy-new-orleans-ghost-stories,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/new-orleans-ghost-3.jpg,It's a s-c-a-r-y dog painting! http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/lack-of-gop-primary-rubber-masks-ruins-bad-group-costume-idea,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/newt-mask.jpg,"Good for having sex with your employees, too!" http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/tuesday-obama-romney-debate,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/romney-obama-debate.jpg,Metaphor Savagely Beats Cliche. http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/joe-bidens-laughter-is-this-even-legal,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Joe-Biden-200x283.jpg,To Laugh Is To Do Something Wrong. http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/empty-chairs-old-glory,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/romney-chair-flag.jpg,"Get of my lawn ... if I had a lawn, that is!" http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/liveblogging-joe-biden-and-paul-ryan-debating-without-sound,http://cinemagr.am/uploads/16424558.gif,America's sexy grandpa and creepy frat nephew. http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/drudge-value,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/drudge-report-375x250.jpg,Those stairs are actually bricks of gold! http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/man-admits-to-inventing-liveblogging,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/jefferson-rnc2000.jpg,"Thomas Jefferson didn't look so great in 2000, because he had been dead for two centuries." http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/microsoft-to-become-cool-too,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/zune-375x217.jpg,"It's an iPhone on STEROIDS, or something." http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/barack-obama-americas-cool-uncle,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cool-uncle-obama.jpg,America's cool uncle will play some hoops with you now. http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/bye-god,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/christians-e1349802534165.jpg,"What is up, Old Scratch?" http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/renaming-columbus-day-exploration-day-will-heal-genocide,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/happy-columbus-day1.jpg,LOL natives. http://www.theawl.com/2012/06/the-coming-bloomberg-cuomo-war-over-dimebags,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/starship.jpg,CUOMO FOR SPACE EMPEROR! http://www.theawl.com/2012/04/greedy-website-vile,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-27-at-8.16.50-AM.jpg,BOOBS WHO LIKE BOOBS GET BOOS FROM BOORS http://www.theawl.com/2012/03/monsters-pen-opinion-piece,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-25-at-4.12.59-PM-200x227.jpg,NO SERIOUSLY http://www.theawl.com/2011/11/americas-secret-bank-bailout,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/torch-mob-200x170.jpg,LET'S ROLL http://www.theawl.com/2011/11/the-woodcutter-on-the-dole,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/torch-mob-200x170.jpg,LET'S ROLL http://www.theawl.com/2011/10/obamas-death-to-jobs-panel-meets-tomorrow,http://s24.theawl.com/awl/up/2009/09/torch-mob-200x170.jpg,LET'S ROLL http://www.theawl.com/2011/09/architects-our-last-loyal-allies-in-the-war-against-birds,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-23-at-1.43.29-PM.png,:( http://www.theawl.com/2011/09/inside-gawker-medias-first-company-wide-meeting,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-11-at-8.36.53-AM.png,.... http://www.theawl.com/2011/09/engulfed-in-a-roiling-outcry-this-weeks-mike-bloomberg-fiasco,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/caw11.jpg,"""What did you say about the smoking ban, bird? I can't hear you!""" http://www.theawl.com/2011/09/states-and-towns-destroyed-half-a-million-jobs-in-three-years,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/torch-mob-200x170.jpg,LET'S ROLL http://www.theawl.com/2011/08/top-three-fun-facts-about-america-tossing-people-overboard-from-07-to-09,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/torch-mob-200x170.jpg,LET'S ROLL http://www.theawl.com/2011/07/is-it-friday-yet,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Screen-shot-2011-07-21-at-4.46.31-PM-e1311281254436.jpg,Is it Friday yet? http://www.theawl.com/2011/07/who-will-rupert-murdoch-destroy-today,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/green_header_0803_29958a-450x274.jpg,Checkbook journalism http://www.theawl.com/2011/07/the-american-non-recovery-jobless-nation-still-lacks-jobs,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/torch-mob-200x170.jpg,LET'S ROLL http://www.theawl.com/2011/07/mike-bloomberg-wins-back-the-gays-with-june-24th-marriages,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/caw11.jpg,"""What did you say about the smoking ban, bird? I can't hear you!""" http://www.theawl.com/2011/06/killer-geese-population-exploding-man-losing-war-against-tasty-birds,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-23-at-1.43.29-PM.png,:( http://www.theawl.com/2011/05/bloomberg-legalizing-drugs-may-destroy-society,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/caw11.jpg,"""What did you say about the smoking ban, bird? I can't hear you!""" http://www.theawl.com/2011/04/alleged-face-slashing-senator-now-only-slashing-pepperoni,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-16-at-9.20.09-AM.png,"DON'T WORRY, GAYS HATE YOU TOO" http://www.theawl.com/2011/03/college-admit-rate-plummets-big-money-college-bonanza-time,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Screen-shot-2011-03-31-at-10.04.11-AM.jpg,WHAT COLLEGE IS LIKE http://www.theawl.com/2011/03/four-mobile-photo-apps-that-are-actually-like-useful,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-05-at-11.37.17-AM.png,IN THE BAG http://www.theawl.com/2011/02/why-do-you-people-keep-insisting-twitter-is-perfect,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-11-at-2.11.51-PM-490x306.jpg,GLAD AS WELL AS YOU CAN http://www.theawl.com/2011/02/far-fewer-workers-means-a-much-better-unemployment-rate,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/torch-mob-200x170.jpg,LET'S ROLL http://www.theawl.com/2011/02/government-politely-asks-americans-to-not-be-such-fat-fucks,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/gutty.jpg,Gutty wept http://www.theawl.com/2011/01/brief-interviews-with-hideous-football-players,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/puppybowl.jpg,Highlights of the offseason http://www.theawl.com/2011/01/surprise-it-snowed,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/downsize.jpg,This is how New York will look forever from now on http://www.theawl.com/2011/01/illinois-governor-tells-jersey-governor-to-eat-it,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/christie.jpg,"Large, in charge" http://www.theawl.com/2011/01/bloomberg-in-hong-kong,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/caw11.jpg,"""What did you say about the smoking ban, bird? I can't hear you!""" http://www.theawl.com/2011/01/the-bears-of-yesteryear,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/boy-bear-car-e1295557553122.jpg,Bear! http://www.theawl.com/2011/01/do-extended-unemployment-benefits-increase-unemployment-no,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/torch-mob-200x170.jpg,LET'S ROLL http://www.theawl.com/2011/01/the-gulf-oil-spill-reputation-cleanup,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-03-at-9.19.20-AM.png,ALL GONE http://www.theawl.com/2010/12/secretive-maybe-gay-dead-british-spy-still-maybe-gay,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-27-at-12.09.51-PM.png,.... http://www.theawl.com/2010/12/your-new-taxes-let-the-frenzy-of-wealth-transfer-begin,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-03-at-3.20.50-PM.png,DEVIL SHEEP http://www.theawl.com/2010/12/bill-clinton-to-haiti-today-to-bring-the-aid-palin-demanded,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-19-at-9.48.00-AM-200x189.jpg,AC 360 http://www.theawl.com/2010/12/40-million-people-lived-off-unemployment-everyone-start-hoarding,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/torch-mob-200x170.jpg,LET'S ROLL http://www.theawl.com/2010/11/pj-harvey-written-on-the-forehead,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pjharvey-e1291152763479.jpg,this lady is the best http://www.theawl.com/2010/11/the-naked-truth-about-getting-people-to-click-revealed,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/poll.jpg,WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING http://www.theawl.com/2010/11/why-the-ads-for-christmas-engagement-rings-make-me-uncomfortable,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/omg.jpg,a-duhhhhh http://www.theawl.com/2010/11/63157,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/3645213452_df63a6e6b4-e1291133729113-146x109.jpg,DOES A KEY CARD READER SMILE AT YOU? http://www.theawl.com/2010/11/patrick-stump-spotlight,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Picture-1-146x109.jpg,out standing in his field http://www.theawl.com/2010/11/liveblogging-the-2010-american-music-awards,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bep-146x109.jpg,I GOTTA FEELING TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A SOMETHING OR OTHER http://www.theawl.com/2010/11/mike-bloomberg-could-be-the-next-sarah-palin,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/caw11.jpg,"""What did you say about the smoking ban, bird? I can't hear you!""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/11/the-week-that-everyone-was-disappointed-and-astounded,http://www.makeagif.com/media/11-12-2010/1Ct87X.gif,smh http://www.theawl.com/2010/11/now-nobody-will-hire-anybody-because-who-knows-whatll-happen-next-year,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/torch-mob-200x170.jpg,LET'S ROLL http://www.theawl.com/2010/11/i-am-definitely-not-running-the-marathon-this-weekend,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/ruunnnnnn.jpg,RUNNNNN http://www.theawl.com/2010/11/remembering-the-election-of-2010,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/amidol.jpg,"YOU VOTE, YOU WIN" http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/sponsored-post-favorite-places-in-new-york-sponsored-by-the-new-kia-sportage-the-high-line,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/1.jpg,THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN BY CHOIRE ARTHUR SICHA THE THIRD http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/npr-should-have-let-juan-williams-go-years-ago,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/npr-donation.png,GO ON! http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/flicked-off-jackass-3d-is-the-most-important-documentary-of-our-era,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-19-at-3.02.18-PM.png,MAN VERSUS TECHNOLOGY http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/little-girl-likes-squeezing-her-fathers-balls,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Web-Image.jpg,Balls for Palin http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/morgan-freeman-now-interested-in-wisconsin-politics,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/freeman.jpg,The next voice you hear http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/new-on-dvd-the-human-tautology-or-the-branding-centipede,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-18-at-2.55.36-PM.png,FOR YOUR CATS YOU SEE http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/prada-unveils-new-shoes-of-great-monstrous-evil,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-19-at-12.14.02-PM.png,*SCREAMS* http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/highlights-from-the-new-york-gubernatorial-debate,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/debare.jpg,That's how it happened http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/lil-jon-selling-pizzas-on-the-street,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-19-at-12.41.38-PM.png,lil jon http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/sponsored-post-favorite-places-in-new-york-sponsored-by-the-new-kia-sportage-economy-candy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/20080506-economy-350x263.jpg,CANDY CANDY CANDY http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/senate-candidate-learns-important-lesson-about-constitution,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/cod1.jpg,She's learning http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/the-mexican-government-is-set-to-burn-105-tons-of-perfectly-good-pot,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/m18_23364093.jpg,high on fire http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/the-dark-bloom-on-young-axl-rose,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/axlmug.jpg,Young Axl http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/listicle-without-commentary-comprehensive-list-of-contributors-to-the-fec-registered-decidedly-unhappy-mainstream-patriots-rejecting-evil-mongering-incompetent-democrats-political-action-committee,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/evil-PAC.png,evil PAC http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/online-advertising-now-nearly-13rd-of-new-york-times-revenue,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-19-at-8.52.45-AM.png,SAMPLED SINCE 2005 http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/in-defense-of-the-season-finale-of-mad-men,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-18-at-4.28.18-PM.png,"I MEAN, THEY'RE BIGGER!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/korean-kids-too-self-centered-to-get-blottered,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/korea.jpg,Get drinkin'! http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/listicle-without-commentary-15-bands-i-will-probably-not-see-at-cmj-this-year-based-solely-on-their-names,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-18-at-12.28.50-PM.png,GAY FOR PAY FOR JOHNNY DEPP http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/how-to-pick-up-a-hipster-girl,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/450889475_dfbd36eb95_b.jpeg,EXAMPLE ONLY; ACTUAL HIPSTER GIRLS MAY VARY http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/if-you-lose-your-iphone-you-will-have-a-baby,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/babytphpoe.jpg,The face of the future http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/please-calmly-retweet-this-to-help-the-economy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/whale.jpg,The whale is the economy and we are the birds lifting it to growth http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/footnotes-of-mad-men-full-of-demands-empty-of-offerings,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-18-at-9.57.00-AM.png,BLAMMO http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/milchtrinkers-uber-alles,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/images-2.jpeg,udder success http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/actress-from-the-pre-irony-era-dies,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bills.jpg,babs bills http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/lets-talk-about-the-finale-of-mad-men,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/madmen.jpg,"THEY'RE NOT ANGRY, THEY'RE MAD" http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/sympathy-for-the-bullies,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-15-at-3.02.31-PM.png,P.E. http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/the-bad-dad-good-president-theory,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/losbushes.jpg,The Bushes http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/the-youngs-confront-their-oversharing-blogs-b4-boyfriendz,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-15-at-3.25.18-PM.png,!!! http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/kicked-off-know-your-rights,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bennyben.jpg,If he eats a deli tray is it cannibalism? http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/passing-the-turing-test-killing-machines-now-indistinguishable-from-humans,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/EEK.jpg,THE NEAR FUTURE http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/science-women-also-like-to-do-sex,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/adameve.jpg,Both up for it http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/the-recessions-bravest-i-was-an-english-major-who-taught-your-children-math,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-15-at-12.25.17-PM.png,MAAATH http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/how-to-stand-out-as-an-actor-just-finished-playing-a-rapist,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/earnest.jpg,Not an actual rapist http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/experienced-bonobo-babysitter-comes-highly-recommended,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Nyota-and-Taco.jpg,Nyota and Teco http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/listicle-without-commentary-major-league-baseball-teams-whose-payroll-is-less-than-half-of-the-new-york-yankees,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dick-cheney-yankees.png,dick cheney yankees http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/gentleman-persists-in-making-uncharitable-remarks-about-scale-of-colleagues-endowment,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Talkischeap.jpg,"Cheap or expensive, it is extremely enjoyable" http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/this-is-why-people-find-alt-weeklies-annoying,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-15-at-9.08.18-AM.png,MAN IN PRISON http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/meet-your-vegetables-grapes-and-things-that-taste-like-themselves,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-14-at-3.21.12-PM.png,GRAPES http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/the-poetry-section-angelo-nikolopoulos,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/will-the-chilean-miners-collective-media-bargaining-end-like-destinys-child-did,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-14-at-2.00.30-PM.png,SECRET LOOOOOOVER http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/will-50-cent-adopt-phila-the-black-rhino,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/black-rhino-staffan-widstra.jpg,"this is not Phila, but it is another black rhino" http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/actually-big-government-and-foreign-intervention-saved-the-miners,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-14-at-10.09.45-AM.png,GOVERNMENT RESCUEE http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/the-very-early-wes-anderson-the-undergrad-fiction,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-14-at-9.32.44-AM.png,WES! ANDERSON! http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/shocking-study-reveals-men-not-all-that-into-cuddling,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/gottago.jpg,Greg Dulli nailed it back in 1993 http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/ass-appreciated,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/animatedgifofchristinahendricksbutt.gif,That is indeed some ass http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/secret-blacks-only-obama-meeting-discovered-by-jews-that-run-media,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-13-at-3.54.21-PM.png,JUST LIKE J EDGAR HOOVER BUT LESS GAY http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/31-days-of-horror-bad-biology,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/badb.jpg,Bad Biology http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/my-war-bradlee-deans-popular-struggle-against-those-criminal-child-molesting-gays,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bradlee-dean-hitler.png,bradlee dean hitler http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/penis-pictures-do-they-really-work,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/cockshots.jpg,This is a visual cue that suggests education is occurring on the subject of penile photography and the use thereof in the courting ritual http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/giant-caucasian-athlete-understands-plight-of-downtrodden,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dudes.jpg,Nobody knows the troubles he's seen http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/yakkin-about-football-jacques-derrida-explains-brett-favre,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/brett.jpg,"""There's a penis in here""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/george-clooney-rakish-not-helping,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/clooney-white-house.jpg,clooney white house http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/bladderball-fails-to-erupt-at-yale-this-year,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-13-at-10.04.22-AM.png,!!! http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/beware-of-this-woman-emily-smith,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-13-at-9.12.41-AM.png,EMILY SMITH: DANGER http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/algorithm-helps-determine-how-much-longer-you-will-be-able-to-enjoy-sweet-nicotine,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/deathmeter.jpg,Not soon enough http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/for-the-contemporary-media-glossary-story-torture,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-12-at-2.19.16-PM.png,also sandwich torture http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/meet-the-other-bigfoots,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/footguy.jpg,You know him http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/sponsored-post-favorite-places-in-new-york-sponsored-by-the-new-kia-sportage-cafe-habana,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/cafehabana.jpg,"SERIOUSLY, GET THE PORK CHOP" http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/bravos-in-development-shows-is-this-still-the-golden-age-of-reality,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-12-at-11.55.52-AM.png,THE HOUSEWIVES CHANNEL http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/why-tuesdays-suck,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/tuesday.jpg,"Self-portrait On A Sucky Tuesday, by Alex Balk, 2010" http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/solomon-burke-still-just-out-of-reach,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-12-at-10.53.16-AM.png,SOLOMON http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/dogs-are-people-too,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/doggie.jpg,Doggie is sad http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/nydn-favre-too-little,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-12-at-10.10.01-AM.png,SORRY BRETT! http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/halloween-costumes-creepy-obama-masks-for-sale-at-target,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-12-at-9.28.25-AM.png,!! http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/freak-storm-attacks-new-york-again-now-with-extra-hail,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-11-at-9.09.20-PM.png,WTF http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/white-house-lets-hurry-to-get-back-to-throwing-people-out-of-their-homes,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-11-at-1.10.11-PM.png,DOH http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/glenn-beck-as-americas-professor,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/beck_chalkboard1.jpg,YOINKS? http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/come-to-god-insane-clown-posse,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-11-at-12.23.54-PM.png,Not the International Center for Photography http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/carl-paladino-and-militant-islam-together-in-the-struggle,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-11-at-11.21.38-AM.png,EVIL http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/sacred-music-are-animals-spiritual-beings,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/frontcover_website_size.jpg,just in case http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/rich-people-things-after-goldman-sachs-the-value-of-greece-isle-by-isle,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-11-at-10.18.01-AM.png,YOU COULD BE HOME NOW ETC http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/the-huff-beast-lady-moguls-decry-sexism-narrative,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-11-at-9.12.52-AM.png,... http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/canada-scandalized-by-intentionally-scandalous-photographs,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-11-at-8.50.57-AM.png,.... http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/no-one-really-knows-why-local-man-does-strange-thing-the-nick-denton-story,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-11-at-8.36.53-AM.png,.... http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/breaking-google-is-skynet-their-robot-driven-cars-exist-game-over-man,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-09-at-4.23.45-PM.png,:( http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/famous-authors-as-cafe-customers,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-08-at-3.11.26-PM.png,IF YOU WORKED HERE YOU'D BE AT WORK BY NOW http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/band-of-horses-cover-cee-los-georgia,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/images2.jpeg,one hand washes the other http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/the-poetry-section-matthew-poindexter,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/having-google-doodle-next-best-thing-to-not-being-dead,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/lennondoodle.gif,"Sure, why not" http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/john-edgar-wideman-on-the-sadness-of-emptiness,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/50376359.jpg,the seat not taken http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/its-tina-feys-book-bossypants,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/tinafey.jpg,TINA FEY: BOSSYPANTS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/britons-do-sex-to-each-other,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/hardcore.jpg,That goes in there http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/kicked-off-the-ulcer-in-the-blue-sweatshirt,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/belichick.jpg,belichick http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/on-gambling,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/gambling.jpg,"Image by Dariusz Boron, from Flickr" http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/for-a-tiny-man-mike-bloomberg-has-enormous-balls,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/caw11.jpg,"""What did you say about the smoking ban, bird? I can't hear you!""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/this-is-your-last-chance-to-register-to-vote-stop-drop-and-do-it-now,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-08-at-9.45.34-AM.png,LET'S GET BALLOTEY http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/fewer-jobs-just-means-the-governments-getting-smaller-again,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-08-at-9.00.46-AM.png,JESUS IS COMING http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/best-website-ever-now-you-can-have-a-new-horrible-gap-logo-too,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-07-at-5.29.50-PM.png,OUR NEW LOGO http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/la-times-declares-war-on-rumors-spread-by-bloggers-with-axes-to-grind,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-07-at-3.23.47-PM.png,LOL? http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/now-athletes-are-monkeying-around-at-commonwealth-games,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/monkey.jpg,A monkey http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/listicle-without-commentary-former-pro-football-franchises-with-names-better-than-the-tennessee-titans-in-order,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/ttsville-maroons.png,ttsville maroons http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/frank-luntzs-fox-news-focus-group-from-the-inside,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-07-at-1.08.01-PM.png,ON THE TV http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/nas-is-like-really-pissed,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/images1.jpeg,it was written http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/the-newly-released-ted-hughes-poem,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/hughes.jpg,TED HUGHES POEM http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/be-on-the-lookout-for-jay-related-activity,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/jay.jpg,He's everywhere! http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/john-mccain-political-shape-shifter-really-hates-obama,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-07-at-11.09.52-AM.png,JOHNNY http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/republicans-going-all-out-to-win-west-virginia-hick-demographic,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/hicks.jpg,hicks http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/mario-vargas-llosa-and-fiction-as-the-art-of-living,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/mvl.jpg,Vargas Llosa http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/d-c-s-secret-bipartisan-gay-party-agenda-oh-no-its-not-really-a-pink-journolist,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-07-at-9.14.44-AM.png,ORDINARY GAYS http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/loud-pipes-save-lives-but-who-will-save-loud-pipes,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/harley-make-noise-shirt.png,harley make noise shirt http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/yakkin-about-football-with-david-roth-and-jeff-johnson,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/moss.jpg,moss http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/how-to-lose-friends,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/fb.jpg,I bet you thought this was going to be another post about 'The Social Network.' http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/belle-and-sebastian-fan-contest-could-end-in-terror,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/300x250.belle_.love_.gif,if he's feeling sinister http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/listicle-without-commentary-seven-recent-politico-headlines,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-06-at-2.28.00-PM.png,"I AM CARLY, HERE ME ROAR" http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/roger-waters-on-tour-the-wall-20-years-later,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-06-at-1.25.20-PM.png,THE WALL http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/performing-oral-sex-in-america-by-the-numbers,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-06-at-12.55.58-PM-350x263.png,oh come on http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/waka-flocka-flame-is-beating-everyone-at-mind-games,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/waka-flocka-flame_1.Jpg,Clizia http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/the-strangest-things-inspire-great-passions-david-archuletas-wikipedia-battle,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-06-at-11.32.01-AM.png,"ARCHULETA, AMERICAN FAGG" http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/harvard-walkout-over-marty-peretz-money,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-06-at-10.46.44-AM.png,"HAVAHD, RESTUFFED" http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/tina-brown-two-years-in-declares-age-of-fun-serial-commas,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-06-at-9.34.29-AM.png,TINA TINA BOBEENA http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/tribune-ceos-memo-says-todays-new-york-times-story-is-all-lies,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-06-at-7.55.13-AM.png,OH RANDY http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/flicked-off-the-social-network,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-05-at-3.52.36-PM.png,THE PICTURES GOT SMALLER http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/germany-america-still-being-stupid-even-though-stupid-george-bush-is-not-president-anymore,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/120427_1_f.jpg,foreign affairs http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/is-lady-gaga-good-for-the-jews,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/gagsjwesy.jpg,"Lady Gaga, at a press conference in Jerusalem, shows off her Star of David jacket" http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/delaware-descends-into-identity-politics,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/odonnell.jpg,"As Rimbaud said, ""I is another""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/on-sorkin-on-strindberg,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-05-at-3.13.33-PM.png,SORKINEY http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/their-nobel-for-graphene-today-your-products-tomorrow,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-05-at-1.52.41-PM.png,GRAPHENE! http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/sponsored-post-favorite-places-in-new-york-sponsored-by-the-new-kia-sportage,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/minca-350x263.jpg,RAMEN http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/wisconsin-gops-scott-walker-endorsed-by-morgan-freeman,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/barrett-sewage-freeman.png,barrett sewage freeman http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/someone-cut-my-toe-off-overheard-at-the-social-security-office-today,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-05-at-12.10.15-PM.png,BIG GOVERNMENT http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/guides-to-the-postseason-graphing-up-the-mlb-playoffs,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-05-at-12.48.28-PM.png,HOO BOY http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/toxic-red-sludge-disaster-hits-hungary,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/06hungaryspan-cnd-articleLarge1.jpg,Toxic disaster http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/your-beautiful-pictures-are-stupid-against-trendy-digital-photography,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-05-at-11.37.17-AM.png,IN THE BAG http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/this-is-why-youre-fat-and-tired,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/gut.JPG-150111111.jpg-1501.jpg,"Gutty says: ""Really, Science? You're telling me that if I'm sitting on the couch at 2 in the morning grazing on Sun Chips I'm not going to lose any weight? Shocking! And what's my alternative here, Ambien eating? Forget it. I'm gonna be a big exhausted gut until I die.""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/feel-good-moments-jews-upset-on-behalf-of-gays,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-05-at-9.12.28-AM.png,SHONDA http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/cee-los-new-album-cover,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/lady-killer-cover.jpg,I like these shades http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/poking-back-part-2-cheering-zuckerberg-in-seattle-like-watching-terminator-in-a-room-full-of-robots,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-04-at-4.26.04-PM.png,SEATTLE ALWAYS IS LIKE THIS http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/poking-back-part-1-how-much-longer-will-facebook-rule,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-04-at-2.58.29-PM.png,TELL IT TO MY HEART http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/send-us-your-stink-bugs-will-you-china,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/ew080418e.gif,that stinks http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/never-ever-go-to-canada-the-1723-att-iphone-bill,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-04-at-1.01.03-PM.png,TROOF http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/america-makes-englishwoman-fat,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/gut.JPG-15011111.jpg-150.jpg,"Gutty says: ""I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free (to eat all the pizzas I want). And I won't forget the men who fried that breaded cheese for me. Etc."" " http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/the-tragedy-of-1375-dean-street-brooklyn,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-04-at-11.57.10-AM.png,INTACT! ORIGINAL! ROTTING! http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/footnotes-of-mad-men-charismatic-domination-or-when-daddy-is-a-disaster,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-04-at-10.30.31-AM.png,MEN WEARING THE MAN PANTS http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/rich-people-things-the-gold-atm-comes-to-america,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-04-at-10.11.54-AM.png,THE GOLD ATM http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/listicle-without-commentary-most-exciting-cases-of-the-new-supreme-court-term,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/fmio.jpg,That's today! http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/listicle-without-commentary-things-visible-in-the-windows-of-the-apartment-building-across-the-way,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-04-at-9.31.14-AM.png,TO THE WINDOWS! TO THE WALLS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/man-fired-for-touching-woman-on-the-job-while-they-are-strapped-together,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-04-at-8.53.25-AM.png,hello http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/31-days-of-horror-feast,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-03-at-9.50.53-PM.png,FEAST http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/31-days-of-horror-silent-night-deadly-night-2,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-02-at-4.04.28-PM.png,GARBAGE DAY INDEED http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/keep-your-hands-off-my-67-cent-cigarettes,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-01-at-4.04.55-PM.png,:( http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/why-we-drink,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/theglass1.jpg,"""What's that, delicious glass of whiskey? You want me to drink you? Me? You say I've earned it? That after a hard week I deserve your calming embrace, your sweet welcoming promise of relaxation? Well, okay, if you insist. But just the one.""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/are-dolphins-talking-about-us-behind-our-backs,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/flipper.jpg,"waaaaaay out there, man" http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/horror-chick-%e2%80%98let-me-in%e2%80%99-and-the-blessed-vampire-redemption,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-01-at-1.29.56-PM.png,"""I'd say you were within your rights to bite""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/choosing-a-law-firm-career-based-on-the-availability-of-hot-lesbian-coworkers,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-01-at-2.27.37-PM.png,... http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/kicked-off-the-michael-vick-challenge,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/vick.jpg,Michael Vick http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/how-to-get-a-bad-job-that-you-really-need,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-01-at-12.43.36-PM.png,WHAT NOT TO WEAR http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/the-social-network-the-old-constructing-heroes-for-the-young,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-01-at-11.37.29-AM.png,IN YOUR NETWORK http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/should-you-buy-a-foreclosed-house,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-01-at-11.33.58-AM.png,... http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/31-days-of-horror-street-trash,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Screen-shot-2010-10-01-at-10.13.05-AM.png,OH THE HORROR http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/slacker-weather-alert,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/oci.jpg,"""I was on the platform for AN HOUR""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/first-potentially-habitable-exoplanet-found-so-whats-the-big-deal,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-30-at-4.06.30-PM.png,OUR NEW FRIEND (ARTIST'S RENDERING!) http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/america%e2%80%99s-korean-adoptees-part-3-dating-inside-and-out,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-30-at-3.22.07-PM.png,"No one's really interested in ""how horny"" you are." http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/we-dont-need-lame-jewish-equivalent-to-every-popular-thing,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/xmasneil.jpg,xmasneil http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/baby-now-10-still-big-in-japan,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/hapopoybaby.jpg,I just figured we could use a non-depressing story http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/sponsored-post-fly-with-virgin-america,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/VX-Cabin-Image-350x263.jpg,Grab a seat! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/proenza-schouler-at-work,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-30-at-12.36.36-PM.png,TINY FAIR USE THUMBNAIL http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/a-summary-of-our-gay-teen-bodycount,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-30-at-11.54.56-AM.png,SETH WALSH http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/kim-jong-un-is-real,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-30-at-10.40.32-AM.png,UN! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/somehow-there-are-opposing-views-how-often-do-americans-get-to-kill-people-and-when,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-30-at-10.09.50-AM.png,mm hmm http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/subway-stations-to-avoid,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/8thstreet.jpg,In the Gap district http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-great-hollywood-die-off,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/slih.jpg,And now they're all dead http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/sharp-fiction-by-young-women-if-you-only-have-one-week-in-l-a-by-sarah-malone,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-29-at-4.53.36-PM.png,LOS ANGELES http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/lovable-cockney-spoils-inception,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/cockney.gif,Becoming more like Alfie http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/italian-politician-immune-to-irony,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/marifafv.jpg,Shouldn't this be in Italian? http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/dear-kathleen-parker-welcome-to-new-york-city,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-29-at-1.22.54-PM.png,TELL US MORE http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/this-is-fat,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/gut.JPG-15011111.jpg,"Gutty hopes that while you enjoy Claire's new blog you don't forget about him entirely. In the brief time that he's spent with you all, he has started to feel like part of the community; like family, even. Gutty is a little surprised at how emotional he's feeling about you all right now. " http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/five-good-songs-about-science-for-greg-graffin,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/images1.jpeg,"bad religion, good science" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/meet-the-jefferson-davis-in-the-war-against-the-birds,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-23-at-1.43.29-PM.png,:( http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/extremely-confident-man-not-very-good-at-sailing,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/cat.jpg,Here is a picture of a catamaran http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/listicle-without-commentary-non-republican-senators-who-voted-yesterday-to-block-legislation-ending-tax-breaks-for-companies-that-outsource-jobs-overseas,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/liebs.jpg,"Remember ""Joe-mentum""? " http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/maine-collegians-doing-their-best-to-have-fun-without-hard-alcohol,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Unknown.jpeg,No Jack Daniels http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/come-dance-on-publishings-fake-premature-grave-tonight,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-28-at-3.28.14-PM.png,MAYBE AT TIM HORTON'S? http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/teenager-wrong-to-ride-right-whale-says-biologist,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/whale_rider.jpg,"A film that will move you, challenge you, and change you. (Supposedly. I haven't seen it.)" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/das-racist-were-not-racist-we-love-white-people-ford-trucks-apple-pies-bald-eagles,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-28-at-1.23.58-PM.png,DAS RACIST http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/hippie-space-aliens-hate-nukes,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/alien.jpg,"""Alien,"" Alex Balk, 2010" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/smokers-dont-scare-easily-think-things-through,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/smokes.jpg,America's leading cause of awesome http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/monkeys-to-the-rescue,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/monkey.jpg,That's a monkey http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/lehman-brothers-art-fire-sale-at-sothebys-totals-out-at-just-12-million,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-28-at-9.50.21-AM.png,CURRINY http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-macarthurs-money-can-buy-you-some-things-such-as-mental-health-care,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-28-at-9.14.09-AM.png,I Had A Sad http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-old-pornographers-richard-nash-and-mike-edison-on-banned-books,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-27-at-3.56.03-PM.png,EVERYONE LIKES TO BURN A BOOK NOW AND THEN http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/listicle-without-commentary-9-things-jimi-heselden-did-in-his-life-that-he-is-less-likely-to-be-remembered-for-than-driving-a-segway-off-a-cliff,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/heselden.jpg,Jimi Heselden http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/how-to-fix-a-chili-dog,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/baddog.jpg,Improperly constructed http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/why-women-are-always-apologizing,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/crazybitch.jpg,"""Okay, okay, I'll apologize!""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/yesterdays-run-like-fleet-week-at-high-speed-but-sweatier,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-27-at-3.00.55-PM.png,... http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/willi-dorners-wall-street-dance-project,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-27-at-2.35.56-PM.png,DANCE DANCE http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/product-placement-wall-street-2-money-actually-sleeps-quite-well,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/wall-street-coffees-2.png,wall street coffees 2 http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/ken-burns-baseball,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/10inning.jpg,Again with the baseball http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/jersey-mayhem-when-you-read-in-the-newspaper-about-someone-you-remember-from-high-school,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/jersey-mayhem1.jpg,"poor damion, who was not at all poor" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/someone-watched-wall-street-so-you-dont-have-to,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-27-at-11.34.19-AM.png,NEVER SLEEPS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/footnotes-of-mad-men-the-delinquent-hero-on-hands-and-knees,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-27-at-11.05.23-AM.png,VOM http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/millennials-they-took-society-and-now-they-have-a-magazine,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-27-at-10.37.19-AM.png,THE YOUNGS http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/who-runs-new-york-new-york-mag-is-the-new-new-york-observer,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-27-at-10.13.12-AM.png,POWER LIST! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-new-yorker-ipad-app-pretty-expensive,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-27-at-9.35.22-AM.png,oh my http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/carl-paladino-the-early-equally-crazy-years,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-22-at-8.44.33-AM.png,oh dear http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-anticipation-list-2,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-24-at-3.28.43-PM.png,P. RIST http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/knifecrime-island-medics-please-can-we-see-a-non-glassing-related-injury,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/drinkis.gif,Two Britons http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/death-a-magazine-issue-2-out-now,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-24-at-2.20.47-PM.png,WITH LYNDA BARRY http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/outsourced-the-reviews-are-in-and-they-are-sweary,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-24-at-1.21.24-PM.png,FUNNY BROWN FOLKS http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/telling-old-jokes-about-catholics,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/cooksie.jpg,cooksie http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/goodbye-jeff-zucker,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/zuck.jpg,Gadzooks! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-best-description-of-new-york-city,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-24-at-12.44.36-PM.png,HOME OF THE HA HA HA http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-rise-of-reddit-4chan-and-digg-get-the-credit-while-reddit-booms,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-24-at-11.46.11-AM.png,COLBERTIAN http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/kicked-off-running-through-a-wall,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/jacobs.jpg,jacobs http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/how-many-whales-did-you-kill-today,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-24-at-10.45.28-AM.png,YOU KILLED IT http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-self-abasement-of-indy-writers-is-this-a-thing,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-24-at-10.20.23-AM.png,SHAME SHAME SHAME http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/sally-quinn-and-deborah-tannen-reveal-plan-to-destroy-womens-progress,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-24-at-9.13.00-AM.png,I FEEL BAD ABOUT HER NECK http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/inside-anna-wintours-long-island-home,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/wintour.jpg,HOUSE OF WINTOUR http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/what-is-mark-zuckerberg-planning,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-23-at-4.23.54-PM.png,WOT U UP 2? http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-difficulty-of-understanding-hipsters,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-23-at-3.09.07-PM.png,FASCIST HIPSTER! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/listicle-without-commentary-nfl-stadium-names-in-order-of-respectability,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/new-meadowlands-sucks.png,new meadowlands sucks http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/horniest-dinosaur-ever,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/49209044_dino.gif,you know I got it going on http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/yeah-yeah-yeahs-get-the-last-laugh-at-their-10th-anniversary-show,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/kareno.jpg,"YEAH YEAH YEAH, RICH RICH RICH" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/we-will-soon-be-overrun-by-foul-mouthed-toddlers,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/child.jpg,So many wonderful expressions to learn http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/failures-in-journalism-ahmadinejads-visit-and-negotiating-with-iran,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-23-at-11.26.40-AM.png,HOW YA DOIN-EJAD http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/roger-hodge-and-the-liberal-attack-on-obama,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-23-at-11.07.54-AM.png,B.O. http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/shock-polls-show-deeply-vulnerable-andrew-cuomo-crushing-carl-paladino,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/agac.jpg,"Well, which is it?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/this-is-why-you-want-to-kill-people-on-cell-phones,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/cellelf.jpg,Hell is other people on cell phones http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/kate-bushs-handwriting-girly-pink-awesome,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-23-at-9.49.24-AM.png,KATE BUSH! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/where-the-web-is-going-the-great-magazining,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/thisthingthatthing.jpg,whoa http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/public-apology-dear-joel,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/apology-icon1.jpg,apology http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/man-makes-ugly-face,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/mattinson.jpg,"Gurn, you magnificent bastard! Gurn like you've never gurned before!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/comedy%e2%80%99s-favorite-comedians,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/splitsider_17comedians_640.jpg,Image by Steven Dressler http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/disgusting-insect,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/dn19359-2_300.jpg,Buzz kill http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/for-mans-benefit-a-woman-explains-how-to-throw-a-dinner-party,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-22-at-10.31.41-AM.png,DINNER PARTY http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/tv-recap-threes-company-chrissys-cousin-season-7-episode-85,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-22-at-11.23.11-AM.png,THREE'S COMPANY YOU GUYS http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/please-explain-the-drudge-report-to-me,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/mattyd.jpg,"Seriously, what?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/worlds-highest-living-tigers-discovered-jerry-garcias-house-for-sale,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/100917_Tiger_600-thumb-600x400-55572.jpg,this tiger is totally high http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/dozens-of-women-named-sarah-palin-are-tired-of-hearing-from-you,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-22-at-10.00.49-AM.png,REAL? http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/no-one-needs-to-call-carl-paladino-a-pig,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-22-at-8.44.33-AM.png,oh dear http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/is-it-fall-yet,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/fall.jpg,WHERE ARE YOU AUTUMN? http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/you-can-put-your-top-back-on-now-rediscovering-the-women-of-fluxus-at-moma,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/lady-gaga-rolling-stone-magazine-cover-photo.jpg,BODIES http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/we-know-one-senators-aide-whos-getting-fired-later,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-21-at-4.24.42-PM.png,SAXBY! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/dystopian-wisconsin-who-is-ron-johnson,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ron-johnson-is-ayn-rand.png,ron johnson is ayn rand http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/an-excerpt-from-rich-people-things-reality-television,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-21-at-12.41.49-PM.png,RICH PEOPLE THINGS http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/yay-were-going-to-stop-spending-money-on-defense-and-give-it-to-the-schools,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-21-at-1.23.44-PM.png,SUSAN COLLINS JK IT'S LADY GAGA http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/awkwardsies-everyone-tip-toeing-up-to-armenia-to-wish-them-well,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-21-at-11.28.29-AM.png,.... http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/giant-solar-flare-will-mess-up-your-access-to-internet-food,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/flare.jpg,"Oh, yeah, it's coming" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/new-corporate-i-heart-new-york-logos,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/heartny.jpg,HEH http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/run-the-great-twitter-mouseover-hack-is-eating-cheese-and-human-babies,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-21-at-9.47.52-AM.png,LOL http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/this-is-why-youre-poor-youre-obese,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/gut.JPG-1501111.jpg,"Hey, look everybody, Gutty's back! Also, did you know this gut earns more money than a similar female gut? It's a man's gut's world." http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/where-is-waka-flocka-flame-on-this-great-chart-of-rap-names,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/rap-names.jpeg,"brilliant, but incomplete" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/money-is-no-object-the-brooklyn-free-store,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-20-at-2.41.56-PM.png,OUTSIDE! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/time-to-bone-up-on-mike-pence,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-20-at-3.44.40-PM.png,"IN FOR A PENCE, IN FOR A POUNDING" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/psa-a-benefit-for-rightrides-the-get-home-safe-program-for-ladies-gays,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-20-at-2.51.56-PM1.png,HERE! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/there-could-be-the-greatest-review-of-a-band-on-pitchfork-a-weekend-with-superchunk,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-20-at-12.02.46-PM.png,IN THE STORES: SUPERCHUNK http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/go-see-some-sukkahs,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/sukkah.jpg,Shim Sukkah http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/horror-chick-devil-the-further-fall-of-the-house-of-m-night-shyamalan,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-20-at-8.38.28-AM.png,OY http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/320000-car-designed-to-maim-pedestrians,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-20-at-1.18.22-PM.png,KILLER B http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/pet-tigers-totally-legal-totally-awesome-in-28-of-america,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-20-at-1.09.07-PM.png,HOORAY http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-expert-speaks-pick-your-brand-niche-then-become-a-creative-power,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-20-at-12.56.05-PM.png,BROS WILL BE BROS http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/footnotes-of-mad-men-mrs-draper-youve-got-a-lovely-daughter,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-20-at-11.44.33-AM.png,SALLY DRAPER http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/irishman-drunk,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/cowen.jpg,cowen http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-magazines-20-years-later-billy-idol-susan-orlean-david-dinkins,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-20-at-7.34.24-AM.png,SPIN http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/juarez-paper-what-do-we-have-to-do-to-have-you-stop-murdering-us,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-20-at-10.15.58-AM.png,Screen shot 2010-09-20 at 10.15.58 AM http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/42-year-old-new-york-magazine-to-be-profitable-next-year,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-20-at-9.40.40-AM.png,NY MAG http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/gulf-oil-spill-what-new-orleans-drowning-in-saints-news,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-20-at-8.53.16-AM.png,NOLA http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/firefox-eats-its-own-tail,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/zahipedia_mozila_firefox-350x263.jpg,what the blazes http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/jupiter-to-have-large-negative-magnitude-this-weekend-thats-good-done,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/260xStory.jpg,by jove! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/pap-smear-pap-smear-just-doesnt-have-the-same-ring,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Pregnancy-resource-center-coupon-350x263.jpg,nothing comes for free http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/tales-from-brooklyn-short-stories-about-love-actually-sex-part-12,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-09-at-1.36.48-PM-350x263.png,BROOKLYN http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-poetry-section-wayne-koestenbaum,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/jersey-mayhem-cat-beating,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/jersey-mayhem.jpg,jersey mayhem http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/kicked-off-theres-no-sorry-in-football,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ramscards.jpg,ramscards http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/floridas-cat-village-not-a-dream,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/guest_bloggers-759755868-1284490284-350x263.jpg,cleanup in aisle ADORABLE http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-genius-of-joaquin-phoenix-and-casey-affleck,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/image001.jpg,He sure is! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/aliens-will-be-bestowed-with-souls-before-taking-over-earth-but-only-if-they-ask-nicely,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/marvin-martian1-170x111.png,How many Hail Marys do you want me to do again?? http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/twenty-years-later-the-replacements-all-shook-down,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Shook1.jpg,have you seen lucky? http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/canadian-acid-hoaxer-sure-tried-to-push-a-lot-of-buttons-during-her-fake-out,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/acid_med1-170x111.jpg,"can cause chemical burns, race-based controversies" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/what-i-saw-at-the-toronto-international-film-festival,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/can.jpg,For the Canucks in the house http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-low-end-theory,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/let.jpg,I agree http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-global-casino,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/dpp.jpeg,You down with DPP? http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/dj-kitty-the-rally-monkey-of-2010-complete-with-video-game-tie-in,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/djkitty-350x263.png,djkitty http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/random-new-yorker-matthew-sterling-costume-character,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/randomnyer3.jpg,randomnyer3 http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/oprah-picks-franzen-again,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-03-at-8.27.15-AM-170x111.png,Q. What Isn't Free But Professes To Be? http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/will-the-cosmos-inexplicably-decide-to-give-us-another-planet-to-ruin,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/lowfrequency.jpg,heavyyyy http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/father-gives-daughter-birthday-gift-of-resentment-based-vegetarianism,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/smrtppl_cow.jpg,SMARTER PEEPLE NEVUR PAY FULL PRYCE http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/wincing-along-with-adrian-grenier,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/cool-jay-z-170x111.jpg,i have confidence in meeeeee http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/city-to-ban-smoking-in-tacky-pedestrian-plazas,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/caw11.jpg,"""Listen up, bird, you can only smoke 1000 feet above the ground""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/drawings-in-a-hurry-nuts,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/porter_sep7_nuts_01.jpg,porter_sep7_nuts_01 http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/is-your-tv-news-broadcast-an-infomercial-in-sheeps-clothing,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/images_sizedimage_149153238.jpg,THE DISEMBODIED HAND OF APOLOGY http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/ciudad-juarez-how-we-got-here,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/riobravo.jpg,By this river http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/listicle-without-commentary-anti-islamic-center-politicians-and-pundits-whose-names-appear-nowhere-on-the-911-memorial-supporters-list,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/brink.png,brink http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/jew-thing-funny-offensive,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/dollarsigns.jpg,This is gonna make the goyishe kids SO JEALZ http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/scientists-finally-find-black-hole-of-new-relationships,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/whataboutyourfriends-350x263.jpg,who's going to tell you if your hat makes you look fat? http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/homosexuals-almost-as-acceptable-as-animals,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/olivegarden1.jpg,But what about the staff in all-you-can-eat restaurants? http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/bear-does-yoga,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/bear.jpg,"""Meta Penca, a visitor to Ahtari zoo, took these shots of a female brown bear doing her morning stretches""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/new-york-city-offers-somewhat-boring-home-based-income-opportunity,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/larry-the-cable-guy-duck450-170x111.jpg,quack 'er dun http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/voters-send-espada-back-to-mamaroneck,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/espada1.jpg,"See ya, Pedro" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-dumpling-effect-the-trouble-with-coolhunting-your-dinner,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/badges.jpg,BADGES http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/white-collar-is-for-all-your-very-passive-viewing-needs,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-14-at-4.15.10-PM.png,IT'S TRUE! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/web-vet-alex-blagg-opens-mind-blowing-brand-consultancy-shop,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-14-at-2.52.21-PM.png,WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME? http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-extremely-far-off-green-pea-galaxies,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-14-at-2.14.10-PM.png,GREEEEN PEEEAAASS http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/how-to-vote-in-wisconsin-today,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/la-follette.png,la follette http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/transcript-to-jude-laws-very-short-taxi-tv-anecdote-about-how-he-learned-he-had-landed-a-role-in-some-shakespeare-production,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/jlaw.jpg,"Na, na na, na na na na" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/your-local-gym-is-a-lot-like-a-guano-filled-batcave,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/white_nose_al_hicks_nydeccrop.jpg,backstage at a fleetwood mac concert http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/of-montreal-on-tour-darkness-falls-across-the-land,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-14-at-12.09.54-PM.png,LAMPING http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/knifecrime-islands-embrace-of-fiscal-restraint,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/austeritybritain.jpg,"If this topic interests you I could not recommend this book more highly. It is a remarkable work of social history. The second volume (""Family Britain"") is excellent as well. You should really check it out." http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/corn-sugar-because-youll-swallow-anything,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/gut.JPG-150111.jpg,"Okay, I probably went to the well one time too many with this picture of an enormous gut, but, really, isn't this image something that totally SHOULD be associated with high fructose corn syrup?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/pop-quiz-did-carl-paladino-say-this,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-14-at-11.02.53-AM.png,MAD MAD MAD http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/harvard-prof-mounts-a-defense-of-teaching-the-wire,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-14-at-9.44.46-AM.png,PAWNS http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-awl-voter-guide-for-september-14-2010,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/espada.jpg,"Seriously, go out there and vote against this guy" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/how-to-vote-in-new-york-city-today,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-14-at-7.52.25-AM.png,TINY BUBBLES http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/true-prep-it-is-not-the-time-for-the-preppy-new-testament,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/trueprep.jpg,True Prep http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/shark-ravaged-hottie-comes-out-for-save-the-sharks-campaign,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-13-at-4.02.54-PM.png,DREAM DATE http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/anti-paglia-poor-camille-paglia-thinks-lady-gaga-is-trying-to-be-a-sex-symbol,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-13-at-3.34.00-PM.png,GAG THRU THIS http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/pro-paglia-lady-gaga-is-a-smug-diva-who-exploits-her-monsters-and-gays,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-13-at-2.45.31-PM.png,"OH THE FAME, IT BURNS" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/does-steve-jobs-hate-jonathan-franzen-too,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/franzenjoben.gif,Is that a MIDDLE finger? http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/perspectives,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/miners.jpg,Think of the Miners http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/black-people-internet-and-white-people-internet-and-class-snobbery,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-13-at-12.05.47-PM.png,TRENDING RAINBOW TOPICS http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-footnotes-of-mad-men-the-swimmer,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-13-at-12.44.39-PM.png,FINDING NEMO http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/listicle-without-commentary-26-songs-heard-at-the-u-s-open-in-order-of-their-ability-to-pump-up-a-professional-athlete,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/nadal.jpg,Rafa knows http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/how-the-wsj-took-a-pro-corporate-stand-on-the-nastiest-trademark-battle-ever,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-13-at-11.38.08-AM.png,ugh http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/your-muffin-top-will-give-you-butt-cancer,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/gut.JPG-15011.jpg,"I am running this gut into the ground. Not unlike my own gut, which swells or sags accordingly depending on how much processed meat I consume in an attempt to settle its ravenous, seething innards. But enough about me! How was your weekend? Did you catch the VMAs? And how great was it to see Peyton Manning's loser face? " http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/secretive-maybe-gay-dead-brit-spy-may-have-locked-self-into-sports-bag,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-13-at-10.27.43-AM.png,BODY BAG? http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/rich-people-things-newport-news,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/wurman.jpg,Wurman http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/arianna-huffington-american-and-american-exceptionalist,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-13-at-10.14.07-AM.png,DON'T CALL IT A HUFFPO http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/obituaries-true-blood-season-3-finale-killed-by-alan-ball-disease,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-13-at-9.10.46-AM.png,WHATEVER http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/josh-simpson-the-man-behind-bp-global-pr,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-12-at-4.31.49-PM.png,"THE MAN, THE LEGEND" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/off-to-the-movies-would-you-like-some-world-peace-andor-pepsi,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-10-at-3.49.10-PM.png,PEPSI http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/roger-sterling-makes-attorney-general-endorsement,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-10-at-4.36.40-PM.png,oh boy! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/breaking-ana-marie-cox-addresses-her-shocking-decline-in-twitter-followers,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-10-at-4.26.13-PM.png,MUST LOVE TEA http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/you-are-drying-your-hands-wrong,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/dryer.jpg,How your doody gets sprayed http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/loony-media-outfit-harshes-on-obama,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-10-at-2.04.40-PM.png,really! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/real-america-a-fashion-essentials-guide-for-the-tea-party-patriot,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/reagan-suited-up.png,reagan suited up http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/damien-hirst-the-end-of-his-era,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-10-at-1.25.22-PM.png,HIRST http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/scientists-building-army-of-mendacious-robots,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/robot.jpg,"Oh, sure, he'll TELL you that he just wants to come in and play some ping pong, but don't believe it. He's gonna EAT you. And not in the good, oral sex way. " http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/mini-footnotes-of-mad-men-the-last-alpha-male,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-10-at-12.33.31-PM.png,SDFDSF http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/countrygram-greetings-from-scenic-somewhere,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-10-at-11.52.06-AM.png,DOWNTOWN http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/jew-super-happy-about-making-lots-of-money,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/shylock.jpg,That is one celbratory Jew! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/starving-liberal-rag-defines-hollywood-fat-for-us,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-10-at-10.48.57-AM.png,NOTH IT TO ME http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/tabloid-unveils-handy-911-body-part-map-and-we-improved-it,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/downtown.jpg,DOWWWWNTOOOWWNNNN http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-new-normal-in-lardassery,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/gut.JPG-1501.jpg,"Yes, this is the same gut from yesterday. You think I have all morning to sit around looking for images of fat people? There's bear videos and glassing stories to be found. Deal with it." http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/media-forcefeeds-america-a-huge-troll-sandwich,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-09-at-8.04.12-PM.png,MAKE SWEET LOVE TO THAT TROLL http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/a-five-part-guide-to-irish-viral-videos-the-stunning-conclusion,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-09-at-4.24.33-PM.png,IRELAND! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/future-fatigue-gary-shteyngarts-attack-on-the-young,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-09-at-4.19.15-PM.png,"SAD, TRUE; MILLENNIAL TEASINGS" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/elements-of-stale-how-i-have-missed-george-w-bush,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-09-at-3.15.47-PM.png,OH HIM http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-poetry-section-j-d-smith,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/two-more-good-reasons-to-not-move-to-la,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-09-at-2.06.12-PM.png,THIS IS A PICTURE OF SILVERLAKE http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/fat-men-do-it-until-the-pizza-finally-shows-up,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/gut.JPG,"I was actually going to use of the cover of Lowell George's 1979 solo album ""Thanks, I'll Eat It Here"" for this but I didn't think enough people would get the reference or even know who Lowell George was, plus I was worried that the ""eat"" part would conflate the whole issue with cunnilingus, which, not that it is germane to this post, fat guys are also really excellent at. Anyway, to avoid confusion I just went with a picture of a gut. Someone else's gut. Mine's much hairier. Anyway, back to the Internet!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/kicked-off-it-has-always-been-football-season,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/saintsbaby.jpg,Ready for some football http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/list-needs-more-pizzazz-rahm-for-mayor-urls,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-09-at-12.05.02-PM.png,IT'S RAHM TIME http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/im-not-even-going-to-fight-willow-smith,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-09-at-11.06.51-AM.png,GIRRRLLLL http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/trashing-out-the-foreclosures-paul-reyes-exiles-in-eden,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-09-at-7.38.10-AM.png,The Fed http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/your-pervy-apps-may-still-not-run-wild-in-the-apple-store,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-09-at-10.34.01-AM.png,SEX APPS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/britains-number-two-school-beats-americas-number-one,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/yale.jpg,"This is Yale. It is a school in Connecticut for students who are not quite good enough to get into Harvard. For American readers who do not understand the significance of Cambridge, please substitute Yale, which is the perfect example of mediocrity masquerading as excellence. You know that car rental company that used the slogan ""When you're number two you try harder"" or somesuch? That is kind of like Yale, except they don't try. They just sit on their ass, content to be number two. They are Canada to Harvard's America. The only thing sadder than going to Yale is being proud of going to Yale. It's like bragging that you are the most industrious slacker ever. Fuck some Yale. " http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/who-is-the-greatest-diva-of-the-last-25-years-we-offer-scientific-proof,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-08-at-3.28.39-PM.png,DVIA! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/how-to-kill-brown-tree-snakes-on-guam-with-tylenol-stuffed-mice,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/treesnake.jpg,It's raining mice http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/facebook-users-are-very-into-themselves-even-though-they-suck,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/fb.jpg,"You do this job long enough you start to feel like you've written these exact posts before, but better and with more energy. Now it's just a lazy joke and out. I don't know, man, what's the point? Some days I just want to kitty blog. " http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/do-we-know-what-grapes-taste-like-any-more,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-08-at-1.34.12-PM.png,FLAVORS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/google-unveils-this-weeks-new-thing,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/instant.jpg,If THEY don't know about it I certainly don't http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/a-five-part-guide-to-irish-viral-videos-the-peculiar-madness-of-pat-kenny,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-08-at-12.27.54-PM.png,PAT KENNY http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/wacky-plush-toys-bring-joy-of-mental-illness-to-soft-huggable-life,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/plushtoys.jpg,The gang's all here http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/listicle-without-commentary-the-nfl-in-order-of-a-team-names-significance-to-its-home-city,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/paul-brown.png,paul brown http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/a-brief-guide-to-famous-rakes,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-08-at-10.34.30-AM.png,.... http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-return-of-michael-pitt,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-08-at-9.22.17-AM.png,PITT! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/piece-of-debris-back-at-hole-in-the-ground,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/reiogh.jpg,9/11 and burgers! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/condiments-the-exciting-story-of-our-best-friends-and-worst-nightmare,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-08-at-8.42.23-AM.png,CONDIMENTS OVER TIME! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/how-scratch-off-lottery-tickets-have-not-yet-changed-my-life,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-07-at-4.43.15-PM.png,SCRATCH/OFF http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/gawker-media-now-bigger-than-all-newspapers-online-except-one,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-07-at-4.56.50-PM.png,THE TRAFFICS http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/a-five-part-guide-to-irish-viral-videos-part-three-the-gardai,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-07-at-4.09.30-PM.png,lol http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/two-click-minimum-splitsider-is-here,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ssider.jpg,You'll laugh so hard your nuts will fall right out of your sack http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-why-we-jump-now,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/bigbuildings.jpg,Some see opportunity http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-ever-more-swinging-sounds-of-glasgow-new-belle-sebastian,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-07-at-1.23.26-PM.png,.... http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/who-is-britains-ugliest-woman-all-of-them,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/walesnatch.jpg,The lovely ladies of Wales http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/backstabbing-pays-off-for-australian-lady,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/gillard.jpg,"""That's not a knife in the back""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/a-brief-history-of-the-new-york-observer-as-reported-by-the-times,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-07-at-10.20.56-AM.png,.... http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/2010-a-big-year-for-animal-cruelty,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/throwingthings.jpg,"Maybe we should have gone with ""Summer of People Tossing Animals Into Things""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/instructions-for-visiting-the-american-wilderness-a-powerpoint-presentation,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/intro.jpg,intro http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/two-mcnally-jackson-booksellers-argue-about-jonathan-franzens-freedom,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-03-at-8.27.15-AM.png,Q. What Isn't Free But Professes To Be? http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/elephants-dont-like-getting-ants-up-their-nose,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/elephant.jpg,going off the rails http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/expanding-the-human-centipede-franchise,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/HC1.jpg,HC1 http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/were-vampires-baby-sucking-blood-from-the-earth,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/uesc_06_img02961.jpg,This mass extinction event is permian-triassic-tastic! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/victory-our-child-porn-loving-government-getting-smaller-every-day,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-03-at-10.45.18-AM.png,MUSLIN http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/british-spy-likely-killed-by-jealous-gay-lover-says-u-s-spy-expert,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-27-at-12.09.51-PM.png,.... http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/7-out-of-10-double-reviewed-books-at-the-times-are-by-men,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-03-at-9.20.23-AM.png,O RLY http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/local-woman-values-human-life-writes-blog-comment,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-02-at-8.46.23-AM1.png,.... http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/public-apology-dear-woman-who-lived-up-on-the-hill-near-the-lighthouse,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/apology-icon.jpg,apology http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/todays-gay-on-gay-media-metaphor-violence,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-02-at-3.45.15-PM.png,RAPE JOKES BASICALLY http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/a-five-part-guide-to-irish-viral-videos-the-secret-pregnancy-of-ham-sandwich,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-02-at-4.09.22-PM.png,THE SANDWICH IS MADE OF HAM! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/i-was-ruined-by-ellen-pompeos-toes,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/pompeo.jpg,A picture of Ellen Pompeo from Wikipedia. An article about the 'Gray's Anatomy' star sent your blogger down a horrible rabbit hole from which he may never fully emerge. http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/a-new-mile-long-gulf-oil-sheen-brought-to-you-by-enron-survivors,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-02-at-2.17.39-PM.png,WHAT... EVER http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/swedens-got-problems-too-hateful-problems,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/esb-sweden-enamel-pin-badge.gif,"not just meatballs, also xenophobia and suppression of free speech" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/ways-of-seeing-ways-of-going,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/bathroomsigns.jpg,"I agonized over using the ""doody"" tag in this one but I finally decided it wasn't germane and detracted from the actual analysis being peformed in the link" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/tired-old-star-taking-a-schvitz,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/leonis.jpg,Image: NASA http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/how-bedbugs-are-changing-the-way-kids-scrounge,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/boston.jpg,"This generic picture of Boston represents my unwillingness to sort through Google Images looking for ""bongs,"" because I do not want to sit around staring at hippies today. I'm just not up for it." http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/cars-emergency-rooms-kill-white-people-a-lot-less,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-02-at-11.47.56-AM.png,... http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/itunes-10-is-so-incredibly-ugly,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-02-at-10.15.27-AM.png,UGH http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/videogame-mocks-everything-america-stands-for,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/killers.jpg,WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA THAT PEOPLE THINK THIS IS OKAY? http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/dog-friends-have-new-home,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-02-at-9.27.37-AM.png,AWW http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/drake-universitys-new-ad-campaign-its-a-big-d,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-01-at-10.41.57-PM.png,DRAKE! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/american-empathy-watch-when-suicide-jumpers-destroy-our-cars,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-02-at-8.46.23-AM.png,.... http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/how-sarah-palin-ruined-alaska,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/palinflies.jpg,The Sarah Show http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/americas-adopted-koreans-part-2-when-adoption-became-visible,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-01-at-4.22.36-PM.png,ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/take-that-ivy-made-up-corporate-identity-lingers-at-jack-spade,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-01-at-2.40.29-PM.png,LOL! http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/order-your-drink-in-a-short-glass,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/theglass1.jpg,"Man, I really really like drinking. Like, a lot. When I'm not drinking I'm looking at my watch and daydreaming about when I CAN have a drink again. Not a day goes by that... oh, sorry, was I alt-texting out loud?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/buy-it-okay-60-pages-of-prime-magazine-for-just-11,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-01-at-1.32.04-PM.png,LONG SHOT http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/discovery-hq-being-evacuated,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-01-at-2.12.27-PM.png,LONE GUNMAN http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/your-king-will-not-leave-you,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/caw1.jpg,"""Fuck you, bird, I answer to nobody.""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/a-five-part-guide-to-irish-viral-videos-part-one-irish-rap,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-31-at-4.43.39-PM.png,IRELAND http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/greatest-interview-ever-nycs-trash-anthropologist-explains-all,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-01-at-11.41.56-AM.png,TRASHY TRASH http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/a-few-tiny-notes-on-the-sarah-palin-vanity-fair-profile,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-01-at-11.33.27-AM.png,VF http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/fire-island-labor-day-weekend-looks-ruinous-for-gays,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-01-at-10.42.25-AM.png,LOLOLOLOLLOLOL http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/the-world%e2%80%99s-caught-up-to-antony-hegarty,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Screen-shot-2010-09-01-at-10.10.59-AM.png,ANTONY http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/secretive-maybe-gay-british-spys-cause-of-death-also-a-mystery,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-27-at-12.09.51-PM.png,.... http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/tony-blair-tough-on-wine-tough-on-the-causes-of-wine,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/blair.jpg,Why daddy drinks http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-american-experiment-on-the-last-day-of-the-war,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-31-at-5.13.04-PM.png,THE SITUATION (ROOM) http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/i-finished-mockingjay-and-i-feel-weird,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-24-at-12.02.04-PM.png,mockingjay etc. http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/gmail-inbox-too-little-too-late,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-31-at-1.30.48-PM.png,EVERYTHING'S OKAY NOW http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-new-york-state-fair-is-happening-and-under-investigation,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/starship.jpg,CUOMO FOR SPACE EMPEROR! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/random-new-yorker-matthew-michael-cooper-sleight-of-the-mind-artist,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/randomnyer1.jpg,RANDOM http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/a-history-of-bob-stein-full-time-thinker,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-31-at-11.28.38-AM.png,PRE-PAD http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/politicians-only-hate-gays-at-work-otherwise-they-love-them-some-gays,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-31-at-10.05.47-AM.png,FOLEY AND CHARLES 'CHUCKIE' CRIST http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/glenn-becks-new-media-outfit-is-now-streaming-your-medias,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-31-at-10.00.27-AM.png,.... http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/whereabouts-of-roger-clemens-reported-in-hour-by-hour-slo-mo,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-31-at-9.06.52-AM.png,... http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/restoring-honor-the-rise-of-mormonofascism,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mormon-1.png,mormon 1 http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/did-you-run-out-of-things-to-buy-for-your-animal-baby,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-30-at-4.47.08-PM.png,OIC http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/why-wont-barack-obama-help-small-businesses-oh-thats-why,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-07-at-3.44.28-PM.png,WHY SO SMART MISTER PRESIDENT? http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/new-york-gets-landlord-bedbug-disclosure-law,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bedbug_cartoon.jpg,bedbugs http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/arcade-fire-web-video-thingy-totally-worth-it,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-30-at-2.19.47-PM.png,! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/i-will-smoke-a-healthier-cigarette-if-its-cheap,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/rollie.jpg,Roll them bitches up and get them INTO MY LUNGS http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/rich-people-things-finance-drones-seek-manly-spartan-adventures,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-30-at-1.28.24-PM.png,MICHAEL SCOTT? IS THAT YOU? http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/how-to-cook-the-ideal-fourth-date-meal,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-30-at-10.49.54-AM.png,Pernil! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/why-is-american-selfishness-so-widespread-now,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-30-at-12.24.36-PM.png,JESUS H CHRIST http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/drink-or-die,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/theglass1.jpg,"Four more please, I'm trying to be healthy" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/footnotes-of-mad-men-from-lubricated-to-morose,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-30-at-11.34.01-AM.png,DON'T BECOME THE THING YOU HATED ETC http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/three-funny-people-achieve-career-dream,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-30-at-11.10.06-AM.png,THE PRETTY ONE http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/treat-u-s-open-fatigue-with-the-british-open,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-30-at-9.57.07-AM.png,... http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/welcome-to-the-torpordome,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/heat.jpg,"Hot, I tells ya" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/somewhat-live-blogging-the-emmys,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/emmys-350x263.jpg,EMMY ROSSUMS http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/what-song-should-nasa-astronauts-wake-up-to-in-space,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/images4.jpeg,mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/tales-from-brooklyn-short-stories-about-love-actually-sex-part-11,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-09-at-1.36.48-PM-350x263.png,BROOKLYN http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/how-to-make-beef-stock,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-27-at-3.09.48-PM.png,PANSY PEPPERCORNS http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/new-york-city-welcomes-anti-muslim-activists,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-27-at-2.19.57-PM.png,... http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/grandmas-diabetic-piss-whiskey,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ogd.jpg,"That's okay, Granddad, I'll stick with water" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-full-duplex-press-my-gmail-phone,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-27-at-1.20.05-PM.png,A/S/L? http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/flying-hummer,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/darpacopterfirefight_300_0710-md.jpg,Chitty Chitty BANG BANG BANG http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/murdered-loner-british-spy-either-totally-gay-or-victim-of-elaborate-gay-spy-plot,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-27-at-12.09.51-PM.png,.... http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/golf-courses-maybe-not-totally-evil,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-27-at-11.41.54-AM.png,HMM http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/mr-critic-strikes-back-against-those-snobby-french-foodies,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/pepe-le-pew.jpg,"freedom fries with your spaghetti, sir?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/how-the-internet-works-advertiser-provided-editorial-infographics,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-27-at-9.39.37-AM.png,INFOGRAPHIC http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/bush-team-still-not-sure-whos-responsible-for-everything-going-to-shit,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/georgie.jpg,Remember this guy? http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/ken-mehlman-im-a-virgin,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-27-at-9.10.46-AM.png,.... http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/were-winning-for-jesus-against-big-government-and-socialist-firefighters,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-27-at-8.50.49-AM.png,A RETURN TO VOLUNTEERISM! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/behind-the-franzenfreude,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-26-at-5.02.36-PM.png,AT LEAST ONE OF THESE THINGS IS SOMEWHAT NOT LIKE THE OTHERS? http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/will-you-spend-10-right-now-to-feel-good-about-yourself,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-26-at-3.52.12-PM.png,I'M NOT LITERATE! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/staff-memo-why-cant-we-have-nice-things,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_2524-550x412.jpg,Want http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/ken-mehlman-the-right-reacts-barely,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-26-at-2.58.29-PM.png,KEN IN HAPPIER TIMES http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/listicle-without-commentary-six-area-codes-in-which-at-least-one-collection-agency-is-located,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-26-at-1.04.38-PM.png,MM HMMM http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/endless-boom-and-bust-two-proposals-towards-a-way-out,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-26-at-12.42.33-PM.png,WELL THAT DIDN'T WORK DID IT DEAR http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/alleged-cat-lady-robber-fronts-death-metal-band-stays-cat-like-in-custody,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/masked_woman-300x300.jpg,cat lady sketch http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/poor-ken-mehlman-he-felt-bad-about-himself,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-26-at-10.16.54-AM.png,KM http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/lets-not-forget-that-these-are-all-individual-acts,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/postcover.jpg,Individual http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/who-is-britains-most-disgusting-woman,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/peelady.gif,"Lewis, post-pee" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/david-paterson-first-out-of-gate-to-claim-muslims-have-a-slashing-coming,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/imconvo.jpg,WELL I NEVER http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/everyone-probably-owes-paris-hilton-an-apology,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-25-at-4.09.57-PM.png,WE WON'T ACTUALLY ALWAYS HAVE PARIS http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/nocebo,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/science.jpg,science! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/you-know-your-coinage-doesnt-work-when,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-25-at-2.48.13-PM.png,alrightey then! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-problem-of-conveying-punk-rock-in-washington-dc,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-25-at-3.47.18-PM.png,PUNK AS FUCK http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/you-deserve-a-secret-drink-today,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/theglass.jpg,You know you want it http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/anti-muslim-cabbie-stabber-charged-with-attempted-murder,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-25-at-1.17.49-PM.png,FOR SARAH PALIN http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/children-of-therapists-an-analysis,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ScreenShot002.jpg,A therapist http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/i-learned-it-from-watching-sally-draper,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ScreenShot001.jpg,Is it even sadder if people DO learn from this? http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/this-is-why-youre-hot,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/hourglass.jpg,Do the math http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/thats-who-john-boehner-reminds-me-of,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/boehnermusicman.jpg,Trouble indeed http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/50-million-buys-fake-grassroots-healthcare-profiteer-a-chance-for-governorship,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-25-at-9.09.29-AM.png,RICK SCOTT http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/knock-it-off-with-all-the-pairing-okay,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/pairing.jpg,"Here a pair, there a pair, everywhere a pair pair" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/poor-scott-pilgrim-michael-cera-scares-the-olds-and-irritates-the-youngs,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-24-at-2.58.30-PM.png,"MY NAME IS MICHAEL, I LIVE ON THE SECOND FLOOR" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/tim-pawlenty-also-goes-rouge,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/timnsarah.jpg,This thing looks etc. http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/young-woman-in-large-city-is-successful-early,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-24-at-12.34.56-PM.png,lauren http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/mockingjay-is-it-ya-that-makes-you-stupider-or-smarter,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-24-at-12.02.04-PM.png,mockingjay etc. http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/did-will-i-am-knock-down-anne-franks-tree,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/6e17d3e04e5b5e99c753d1f05eb43bad_0.jpg,anne frank tree http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/brain-science-equality-womens-suffrage-and-gay-marriage,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-24-at-8.54.01-AM.png,WARM SUFFRAGETTE http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-reputation-market-has-arrived,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-23-at-3.12.12-PM.png,TRUST http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/using-math-to-judge-the-stupidity-and-deadliness-of-crowds,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-23-at-3.23.14-PM.png,OH OKAY http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/whyever-are-people-being-mean-to-real-estate-brokers,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-23-at-1.37.57-PM.png,... http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/rich-people-things-in-fear-of-fear,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/rpt.jpg,These rich people are frightened but they can't quite tell you why http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/footnotes-of-mad-men-a-century-of-roger-sterling,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-23-at-11.41.28-AM.png,THE MAID AND THE MASTURBATOR http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/australian-poetry-week-unsettling-baffling,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-23-at-10.37.12-AM.png,MEN WITHOUT JOBS http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/cee-lo-forget-you-spoiler-not-as-good-as-fk-you,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-23-at-9.54.26-AM.png,MMMPH http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/three-incidents-of-crime-downtown-eco-nightlife-danger-menace,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-23-at-9.10.48-AM.png,crime: DOWN http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/drawings-in-a-hurry-bugs,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/porter_aug11_bugs_01.jpg,BUGS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/not-all-bear-beat-stories-are-bad-news,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Simon-Garfunkel-At-the-Zoo-67-06-CBS-2649.jpg,at the zoo http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-second-worst-supergroup-of-all-time,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/yoso.jpg,What if they did a track-by-track cover of Led Zeppelin 4? http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/chocolate-chip-it-blows-that-black-people-arent-invisible-any-more,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-20-at-12.15.42-PM.png,MICHAEL STEELE GOT A NEW HAT! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/raekwon-kanye-bieber,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/kanye_beiber_raekwon1.jpg,kanye beiber raekwon http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/an-announcement-rich-people-things-the-book-now-available,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-20-at-10.25.29-AM.png,THE THINGS? THEY ARE FOR RICH PEOPLE http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/new-jersey-singer-reportedly-not-eligible-to-be-haitian-president,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-10-at-3.42.53-PM.png,"WYCLEF JEAN'S FORMER, STILL-ABANDONED MIAMI BEACH HOUSE" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/child-of-wandering-european-immigrants-to-forcefully-deal-with-gypsy-problem,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-20-at-9.15.06-AM.png,!!! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/two-men-named-david-barton-how-to-tell-them-apart,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/David-Barton1.jpg,David-Barton1 http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/in-the-weeds-the-secret-dreamy-peach-grove-of-new-york-city,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/APeach1.jpg,APeach1 http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/real-america-moveon-sold-out-the-gays-while-target-ceos-church-celebrates-recovery-from-gayness,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/target-mn-forward.png,target mn forward http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/selling-england-by-the-pound,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/queenie.jpg,"""C'mon, love, what'll you give us for the hat?""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/how-i-fought-bedbugs-and-won,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bedbugmattress.jpg,A MATTRESS IS A BAD GIFT http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/crucial-reading-camron-and-the-brilliance-of-no-homo,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-19-at-11.52.23-AM.png,NO HOMO: POMO? http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/so-thats-why-it-seems-like-the-world-is-ending,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/cover_2010-09_thumb.jpg,sci am http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/go-to-work-on-an-egg-and-die,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/eggy.jpg,"""Felix Salmonella"" would be a good -- if extremely obscure -- name for a band" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/newt-gingrich-strangely-silent-on-south-carolina-child-murder,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/newtspeaker.jpg,He's usually so talkative! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-problem-with-the-new-culture-war-is-being-on-the-side-of-the-50000-fish-tank,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-19-at-8.27.39-AM.png,YOU COULD BUY EITHER THIS FISH OR THIS PERSON http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/forbes-2010-hip-hop-cash-kings-list-with-musical-accompaniment,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/images3.jpeg,forbes rap http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/how-to-cook-a-bolognese-sauce,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/marzabnos.jpg,I insist http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/notes-from-mexico-city-software-piracy-as-a-measure-of-societal-progress,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mexico2.jpg,SUN SEA AND PIRACY http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/drug-grower-forces-bears-to-act-like-common-dogs,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bearpots.jpg,Pot-guarding bears pose with law enforcement http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/haitis-would-be-savior-hiding-in-secret-haitian-location,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-10-at-3.42.53-PM.png,"WYCLEF JEAN'S FORMER, STILL-ABANDONED MIAMI BEACH HOUSE" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/stephen-tobolowsky-the-x-factor-part-2,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-29-at-8.58.44-AM.png,Stephen Tobolowsky http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/greetings-from-a-place-that-is-definitely-not-the-biggest-music-destination-in-the-world,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sannnndy.jpg,"The aurora, it's rising behind us! Run!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/listicle-without-commentary-male-enhancement-drugs-endorsed-by-dr-michael-a-carter-psy-d-rcp,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dr-michael.png,dr michael http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-zeitgeist-is-semeny,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/water.jpg,You have no idea how traumatic this Google Image search job turned out to be http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/heres-jerry-after-work-of-art-saltz-keeps-chatting-a-lot-of-people-of-course-hate-art-critics,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-18-at-10.14.35-AM.png,JERRY AT WORK http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/preemptive-product-placement-the-celebrity-gift-of-scorn,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-18-at-11.41.27-AM.png,WHO GAVE YOU THAT BAG? http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/jersey-mayhem-possible-gang-or-just-stupid-teenagers-on-vandalizing-spree-in-boonton-area,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jersey-mayhem3.jpg,jersey mayhem http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/goldman-sachs-banks-report-are-we-turning-japanese,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-18-at-10.42.57-AM.png,COMPARE AND CONTRAST http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/must-focus-on-importance-of-research-must-focus-on-importance-of-research,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/titttaaays.jpg,"Uh, yeah, I could have probably spent the whole day on Google Imaging ""sports bras."" Sorry. I LIKE TITS, DOES THAT MAKE ME A HORRIBLE PERSON?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/10-billion-in-schools-stimulus-to-create-zero-jobs,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/torch-mob-200x170.jpg,LET'S ROLL http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-slap-that-england-deserves,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-17-at-4.24.19-PM.png,ROUND THE COUNCIL ESTATES http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-death-of-charisma-man,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/charimamana.jpg,A charismatic Canadian? Now I've seen everything! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/big-british-carp-somewhere-between-1965-and-1970-2010,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/twotone.gif,Dead British fish http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/science-we-all-have-fewer-than-ten-years-to-live,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-17-at-2.59.55-PM.png,THE END http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-web-sure-has-grown-exponentially,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-17-at-2.11.22-PM.png,WIRED http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/america-is-country-of-foreskin,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-17-at-1.50.31-PM.png,LOCAL JEW http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-bookmobile-an-excerpt-from-ann-finkbeiners-a-grand-and-bold-thing,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-17-at-12.42.52-PM.png,!!! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/nepal-zoo-encourages-platonic-rhino-roommates-to-take-their-relationship-to-the-next-level,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/vignette.php_.jpeg,canoodling rhinos http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-worst-summer-ever,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/album-endless-summer.jpg,"God, I hope not" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/david-patersons-office-has-ways-of-dealing-with-mosque-developers-such-as-choking-intimidating,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-25-at-9.48.07-AM.png,I HAVE MY FEET ON MY DESK TOO! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/one-little-robot-is-totally-going-to-get-its-face-melted-off,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/images2.jpeg,raiders http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/lady-likes-sperm,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/spermhunter.jpg,In search of the elusive sperm http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/in-defense-of-the-spanish-inquisition,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/782.jpg,what a show http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/911-terror-mosque-the-b-movie-poster,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mosque3.jpg,GROUND ZERO TERROR MOSQUE http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/old-jazz-new-bottles,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/fats.jpg,Mr. Thomas Wright Waller http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/flicked-off-in-which-two-ladies-do-yoga-then-see-eat-pray-love,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-16-at-5.35.20-PM.png,"FIRST, YOU SEE, YOU EAT" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-more-you-hate-rand-paul-the-more-kentucky-loves-him,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-16-at-3.48.40-PM.png,THE PAUL IN THE CROWD http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/wheres-the-ground-zero-terror-mosque-39-experts-explain,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/stripjoint.jpg,"""Yeah, it's not too far from the strip joint""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/jersey-mayhem-state-fights-to-disarm-gun-collector,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jersey-mayhem2.jpg,jersey mayhem http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/chewbacca-is-here-to-help-inefficient-drinkers,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/chewbacca.jpg,"I mean, seriously, how hard is it to knock back a bottle of wine? It's three glasses max." http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-people-of-walmart-book-arrives-poor-people-still-hilarious,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-16-at-2.40.36-PM.png,oh good http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/how-the-internet-art-department-works-search-cut-paste,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-16-at-2.28.40-PM.png,... http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/listicle-without-commentary-38-delightful-names-gathered-while-perusing-college-football-rosters,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/rantavious.jpg,Rantavious! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/your-grease-will-give-you-away,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/paint.jpg,"Hey, at least it's not another fucking image of another fucking smartphone" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/lemme-tell-ya-bout-white-kids,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/lemmetellyaboutwhitekids.jpg,"Well they are Kids, and they are white, so you can see how it happened" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/you-were-reading-a-short-story-we-were-reading-another-one,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-16-at-11.11.35-AM.png,FOER http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/footnotes-of-mad-men-the-two-way-mirror-and-social-anomie,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-16-at-10.47.17-AM.png,TWO GIRLS http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/rich-people-things-heroes-of-the-hamptons,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/maidstone.jpg,In da club http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/regularly-foul-comedian-offends-sensibilities-at-offensive-event,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-16-at-9.14.13-AM.png,FREDDIE ROMAN http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/americas-adopted-koreans-part-1-whats-your-name,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/twinkies.jpg,"Trust me, this was impossible to art" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/slutty-oysters-spreading-herpes-throughout-extra-hot-bivalve-beds,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/200907-a-oyster-marlow.jpg,oysters http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/forceful-conduct-the-anthony-graber-case,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-13-at-1.45.35-PM.png,... http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/vampire-bats-bring-nightmare-and-blockbuster-to-life-in-peru,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/vampire-bat.jpg,vampire-bat http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/enthusiasms-the-singles-club,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/singlesclubtradeforpreviewstb.jpg,The Singles club http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/outside-the-box-seeing-who-saw-kanye-west-last-night,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-13-at-12.37.39-PM.png,ALL DRESSED UP http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/tropical-fish-netted-in-new-jersey-river-man-suffering-existential-crisis-finds-hope-for-future,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/butterfly-fish_01.jpg,butterfly fish http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/their-eyes-were-watching-porn,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-13-at-12.10.06-PM-350x263.png,WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/writers-that-complain-should-be-roundly-mocked-beaten,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-13-at-11.44.40-AM.png,LIBRARARARY http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-secret-kanye-west-show-at-the-box-last-night,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/4887582498_f07d0c09db_b.jpg,KANYE TO THE http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/scientist-mars-important-discovery-by-using-terrible-cliche,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/cover_nature.jpg,cover_nature http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/have-editors-and-writers-always-hated-each-other,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-13-at-10.27.35-AM-350x263.png,ERASMUS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/jeff-greene-how-much-rock-did-his-yacht-enjoy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-13-at-9.49.53-AM.png,"THE ""SUMMERWIND""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/ted-just-admit-it,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/seobaiting-170x111.png,now that i've got your attention... http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/lady-bosses-bitchy-bitches-who-bitch-study,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ladyboss.jpg,"I have the Beastie Boys' ""Funky Boss"" going through my head now and I know it's gonna stay there for HOURS" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/leave-it-to-dennys-to-figure-out-a-way-to-screw-up-grilled-cheese,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/image6766712g.jpg,wtf you get chips not fries http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/does-a-bear-get-toilet-paper-stuck-on-its-butt-in-the-woods,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/beatrs.jpg,"""Okay, I need someone in props to get some toilet paper on that bear's ass ASAP""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-end-of-the-glorious-future,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/notonthecards.jpg,In the future we will all sit around telling each other stories http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/man-explains-joke-to-other-man-who-claims-not-to-get-it,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ScreenShot005.jpg,Art is anything you can get away with http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/teenage-botox-vs-baby-skinny-jeans-the-outrage-off,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/on730000-00p01v01.jpg,plays skinny for baby http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/how-to-pour-champagne-verified-by-science,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/gigi.gif,The night they invented it http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-fakest-awards-show-of-all-time-of-all-time-just-got-a-little-more-fake,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Kanye-West-and-Taylor-Swift-500x387-170x111.jpg,Kanye-West-and-Taylor-Swift-500x387 http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/and-thats-when-i-clicked-close-tab-you-lost-me-at-the-headline-edition,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/canuckflag.jpg,Even the flag is boring http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/dog-denied-day,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/boom.png,"Boom, roasted" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/listicle-without-commentary-letters-i-would-consent-to-have-sex-with-in-descending-order,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/cookiestartswithc1.jpg,"Yes, this is really happening" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/meet-the-mess-2010-edition,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/rainyday-170x111.png,if you expect rain you can be surprised by the rainbow http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/listicle-without-commentary-things-choire-sicha-would-tell-you-if-he-were-on-the-internet-today,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/choire.jpg,Unavailable for comment http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-scene-grimaldi%e2%80%99s-under-the-threat-of-eviction,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/grimaldis.jpg,Hanging out at the pizza place http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/cathy-1976-2010,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/medium.jpg,dreams of chocolate and a world without acking http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/public-apology-dear-sales-rep-for-a-textbook-distributor,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/apology-icon.jpg,public apology http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-dementia-bonus-football-as-black-servitude,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-11-at-4.13.54-PM.png,THE CDC AT WORK http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-rich-are-different-they-eat-more-money,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sodas.jpg,Déclassé http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/in-the-weeds-the-pleasure-of-ruins,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/AP1.jpg,AP1 http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-good-news-about-old-age-for-drunks,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/oldwhiskey.jpg,That is some old whiskey http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-pavlovsk-experimental-station,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-11-at-2.13.22-PM.png,... http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/orangutans-mime,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/monkey_54279.jpg,clyde http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/bret-easton-ellis-in-australia-it-was-really-about-me,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-11-at-11.20.32-AM.png,PRETTY (VACANT) http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/source-pitchfork-bun-b,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/images.jpeg,bun http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/awesome-furry-applies-for-legal-name-change-to-boomer-the-dog,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-11-at-10.30.39-AM.png,BOOMER! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/how-to-handle-foreigners,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/fawlty.jpg,"And, of course, don't mention the war" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/andrew-cuomo-is-ready-to-be-your-emperor-already,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/starship.jpg,CUOMO FOR SPACE EMPEROR! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/in-defense-of-having-children,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-10-at-4.09.05-PM.png,.... http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/famous-athletes-save-jews-from-mundane-summer,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jewwwz.jpg,"Enjoying your summer, Jews? I bet you are!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/two-musicians-and-32-politicians-announce-presidential-candidacy-for-haiti,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-10-at-3.42.53-PM.png,"WYCLEF JEAN'S FORMER, STILL-ABANDONED MIAMI BEACH HOUSE" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/beyond-the-tubes-the-legacy-of-senator-ted-stevens,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-10-at-3.34.18-PM.png,TED STEVENS http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/having-an-iphone-doesnt-mean-youre-necessarily-a-slut,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-10-at-3.15.49-PM.png,SLUTTY PHONE FRIENDS http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/more-rapey-insects,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/rapeybug.jpg,Trigger alert http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/whos-gaming-digg-the-right-wing-digg-rigging-wigout,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-10-at-11.30.49-AM.png,THE MIND http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/like-eating-fridge-magnets-a-journey-to-pop-tarts-world,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/popkitty.jpg,THIS PICTURE IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS POP-TARTS WORLD http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-menace-of-the-professional-left,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/gibby-200x182.jpg,Duly denoted http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/listicle-without-commentary-30-ehow-articles-in-ascending-order-of-usefulness,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bathroomcat.gif,It can be done http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/knifecrime-island-puncturists-now-working-family-celebrations,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/cakeknife.jpg,Weaponry http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/propublica-the-future-of-serious-news-is-clearly-patronage,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-10-at-10.08.16-AM.png,.... http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/old-men-using-bikes-to-snag-young-chicks,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bike.jpg,Probably not this one though http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/plagiarism-is-everyones-business-and-business-is-good,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-10-at-8.52.09-AM.png,.... http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/flight-attendant-exits-early,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/steveslater1-articleInline.jpg,Well good for him http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/so-daddy-drinks-a-little-so-what,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-09-at-4.42.19-PM.png,.... http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/los-angeles-awl-bawlers-will-be-awl-bawling-at-tomorrows-awl-bawl-tomorrow-in-los-angeles,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bawll.jpg,NVC: A writer AND a designer! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/barack-obamas-new-team,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/4873262728_da74cecb9c_z.jpg,"""Yeah, look, I really don't want to talk about NAFTA right now, okay, Joakim?""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/things-to-read-a-brief-recent-history-of-india,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-09-at-2.18.30-PM.png,THE NEW OLD INDIA http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-truly-best-dressed-characters-in-literature,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-09-at-1.23.50-PM.png,HEH http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/an-interview-with-earnest-pettie-our-secretive-hero-of-wikipedia,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-05-at-1.00.44-PM.png,THEY REALLY DON'T! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/rich-people-things-im-with-the-brand,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/branded.jpg,Branded! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/footnotes-of-mad-men-the-youth-machine-and-godzilla-handjobs,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-09-at-11.04.02-AM.png,THE LOVER. THE FIGHTER. http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/real-america-the-ceo-of-target-and-the-anti-gay-christian-right,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/wayzata-community-church-MN.png,wayzata community church MN http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/bedbugs-at-least-they-dont-stab-us-with-their-spearlike-penises,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bedbug_cartoon.jpg,bedbugs http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-case-against-gay-marriage-by-ross-douthat-space-alien,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-04-at-1.50.33-PM.png,SIN CITY http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/tony-judt-1948-2010,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/judtpostwar.jpg,Postwar: Read it http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/a-brief-tour-of-defenseless-ground-zero,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/IMG_0093.jpg,IMG_0093 http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/a-cover-letter-for-employment-opportunities-with-the-elders-of-zion,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-06-at-3.31.04-PM.png,KA-POW http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/very-recent-history-shoplifters-of-new-york-unite,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-06-at-3.53.34-PM.png,KIDS JUST WANT TO BE COOL http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/tales-from-brooklyn-short-stories-about-love-actually-sex-part-10,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-09-at-1.36.48-PM-350x263.png,BROOKLYN http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/when-bad-people-make-art-about-christ-at-least-mel-gibson-hasnt-stabbed-anyone-yet,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-06-at-1.53.30-PM.png,JESUS CHRIST! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/jersey-mayhem-braawk-when-are-you-going-to-clean-my-cage-braawk,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jersey-mayhem1.jpg,jersey mayhem http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/america-out-of-control-the-war-against-childrens-lemonade-stands,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-06-at-1.12.47-PM.png,MURDER http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/911-terror-mosque-muslims-have-no-money,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-06-at-1.00.08-PM.png,9/11!!! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/tonight-the-underground-rebel-bingo-club,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-06-at-11.07.07-AM.png,HEART/DO NOT HEART http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/there-is-some-crazy-looking-stuff-in-space,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-06-at-9.35.40-AM.png,SPAAAACE http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/jobless-non-recovery-352000-jobs-gone-in-june-and-july,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/torch-mob-200x170.jpg,LET'S ROLL http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/childless-careerist-lady-gets-better-job,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-17-at-10.21.34-AM.png,CHILDLESS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/fame-and-fortune-tokyo-girl-group-star-exchanges-schoolgirl-outfit-for-nudity,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-05-at-3.16.37-PM.png,POP STAR http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/hero-surfer-saves-beached-great-white-shark,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/6a00d8341bf67c53ef0133f2dde9c5970b-500wi.jpg,saving the shark http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/alligators-should-have-their-own-week-on-the-discovery-channel,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/game-warden-shoots-alligator-in-south-texas-01.jpg,gator http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/wyclef-jean-is-actually-running-for-president-of-haiti,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-05-at-2.17.33-PM.png,IN HAPPIER TIMES (??) http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/mr-dogg-is-angry-at-the-prospect-of-sharing-his-alcoholic-beverage-the-secretive-heroes-of-wikipedia,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-05-at-1.00.44-PM.png,THEY REALLY DON'T! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/real-america-target-doesnt-support-gay-equality-because-it-never-did,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/target.png,target http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/how-to-cheat-and-plagiarize-your-way-through-college,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/51CYDA6VERL._BO2204203200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-clickTopRight35-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg,No Talking Heads http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/churchills-sinister-cover-up-of-space-aliens-during-wwii,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/WinstonChurchill.jpg,bloody UFOs! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/why-we-must-allow-gay-space-aliens-to-marry-same-sex-robots,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/gayroboto.jpg,He should be allowed to love whoever he wants http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/sarah-palin-mocked-by-simple-facts-of-her-own-career,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/plajfbvdsovjnwqe.jpg,Sarah! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/nations-seat-of-government-secretly-very-boring,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-05-at-10.03.53-AM.png,LOL http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/norman-spinrad-trashes-knopf-sonny-mehta-chip-kidd-and-american-publishing,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-05-at-8.58.30-AM.png,NORMAN http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/twitter-vs-google-which-gets-you-better-info-really,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-04-at-5.44.06-PM.png,GOOGLE (HAVE YOU HEARD OF It?) http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/giulianis-daughter-no-altar-boy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-04-at-4.45.20-PM.png,9/11! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/things-to-gleefully-anticipate-prop-8-in-the-ninth-circuit,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-04-at-4.53.35-PM.png,LOCAL GAYS DESTROYING SOCIETY http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/letters-to-the-editors-of-womens-magazines-2,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/kjsmonvew.jpg,So basically we're supposed to be impressed that she couldn't be bothered to wear makeup? http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/fight-night-boxing-is-a-bad-job-badass,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-04-at-3.05.35-PM.png,TITO http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-last-day-in-the-office,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/building.jpg,"Goodbye, building!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/soon-famous-fuck-guide-will-be-coming-out-your-ears,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/peoplefucking.jpg,Remember when we used to have STANDARDS on this site? http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/ross-douthat-finds-our-chewy-moral-center,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-04-at-1.50.33-PM.png,SIN CITY http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-call-of-the-booty,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/callofbooty.jpg,"Don't be so dismissive, this was some of Tommy Davidson's finest work" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-job-board-here-is-a-job,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-21-at-2.27.36-PM.png,LET'S DO THIS THING http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/very-warm-feelings-had-about-mike-bloomberg,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/caw1.jpg,Go caw yourself http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/biting-dr-dres-idea-for-his-next-album-after-detox,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dre.jpg,dre http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/dog-bites-man-alerts-him-to-serious-illness,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/toebig.jpg,A big toe http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/manhattans-millionaires-on-paper-may-be-mostly-in-brooklyn,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-04-at-10.12.37-AM.png,TWO OF THEM? http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/who-wore-it-better-heart-or-spoon,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/venn.jpg,VENN! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-story-of-connie-converse,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-03-at-3.30.26-PM.png,Connie Converse http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/when-pr-goes-wrong-the-mac-rodarte-fiasco,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-03-at-4.13.54-PM.png,DEATH WARMED OVER http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/messy-lives-are-actually-not-that-alluring-katie-roiphe,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mmdsb.jpg,Is everybody happy? http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/real-america-dan-baums-sexy-gun,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-03-at-2.57.32-PM.png,DAN BAUM WILL SHOOT YOU NOW http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/ciudad-juarez-ignacio-coronel-and-what-happens-after-a-drug-lord-is-killed,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-03-at-2.12.44-PM.png,THE TERRITORY http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/hoarder-really-likes-hoarding-drugs,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/druhgz.jpg,"""Let's get high and do some hoarding!""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/a-model-in-how-to-apologize,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/340x_mesorry.jpg,jason chen http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/here-comes-the-sun-2,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/glare.jpg,The flare up there http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/when-kanye-met-eustace,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/139458089.png,Indeed http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/amare-stoudemire-and-my-jewish-problem,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/tweeymare.jpg,A journey of discovery http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/morrie-yohai-1920-2010,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/doodle.jpg,Morrie ate it http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/burroughs-and-ginsberg-literary-heroes-and-totally-gross-sex-predators,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-03-at-10.05.35-AM.png,BURROUGHS... IN THE MID-60S http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/local-newspaper-struggles-with-its-real-housewives-crack-habit,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-03-at-9.58.28-AM.png,DRAW THOSE LINES I GUESS http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/gulf-of-mexico-oil-spill-wins-is-biggest-ever,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-03-at-9.19.20-AM.png,ALL GONE http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/seven-years-as-a-freelance-writer-or-how-to-make-vitamin-soup,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/20.jpg,WHERE THE THINKING HAPPENS http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/goldberg-variations,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bach.jpg,Bach that azz up http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-most-stolen-books-at-mcnally-jackson,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/19.jpg,THE FORBIDDEN BOOKS http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/scenes-from-an-american-oil-spill,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/chin.JPG,Alan Chin at work (photo by Suzannah Evans) http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/stephen-tobolowsky-the-x-factor-part-1,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-29-at-8.58.44-AM.png,Stephen Tobolowsky http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/there-are-a-thousand-barry-dillers-watching-you-from-inside-your-computer,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-02-at-11.47.46-AM.png,I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE... SOMEBODY NAMED BARRY'S WATCHING ME http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/debbie-harrys-haunted-nyc-apartment,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-02-at-11.42.18-AM.png,!!! http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/footnotes-of-mad-men-a-secretary-is-not-to-be-used-for-play-therapy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-02-at-10.58.37-AM.png,THE SECRETARY THAT GOT AWAY http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/rich-people-things-jesus-plus-recession-doesnt-equal-charitable-giving,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-02-at-10.16.38-AM.png,JESUS SAVES (JOKE ABOUT CASH HERE) http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/jersey-mayhem-quiet-shore-municipality-struggles-with-force-much-greater-than-itself,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bilde.jpeg,sneaking snooki through the alley http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/sandwich-sold-surreptitiously,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/cheesefrilsa.gif,"It looks wholesome now, but once she gets addicted to illicit grilled cheese, well..." http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/times-profile-guessing-game-laura-linney-or-patricia-clarkson,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/LINNEY-CLARKSON.jpg,AND I TOOK THE ONE LEAST TRAVELED BY http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/understudies-how-rent-taught-us-all-to-be-different,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/rentt.jpg,Bohemian like you http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/understudies-casting-the-sequel-to-a-chorus-line,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/program.jpg,2 http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/the-pitch-how-to-remake-les-miserables-into-the-next-twilight,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/HUDGIE.jpg,HUDGIE http://www.theawl.com/2010/08/oklahoma-at-67-its-retirement-time,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/okla.jpg,okla http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/understudies-fingered-by-fosse,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/HOOKERS.jpg,Chicago! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/disney-saved-broadway%e2%80%94by-hiring-the-most-original-creative-minds-in-the-room,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/disney1.jpg,CATCH THE DIS http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-anticipation-list,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-30-at-5.12.45-PM.png,GET TO KNOW THIS FACE NOW http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/spring-awakening-changed-the-business-of-musical-theater,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/spring.jpg,spring http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/showed-up-last-nights-mega-secret-private-robyn-show,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-30-at-3.51.51-PM.png,ROBYN http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-great-san-francisco-craigslist-rent-grifter,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-30-at-1.58.01-PM.png,ALLEGED CON ARTIST http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/my-men-of-journolist-an-empty-inbox-and-a-broken-heart,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-30-at-1.24.16-PM.png,THE MEN OF JOURNOLIST http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/understudies-don%e2%80%99t-cry-for-my-dad-argentina,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/zulkey.jpg,Hey hey hey Joseph http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/complaint-box-person-writes-about-dismembering-lovely-birds,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-30-at-12.19.37-PM.png,ROOSTY http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/68-fantastic-british-names-gathered-while-watching-bbc-credits-over-the-years,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-30-at-11.48.15-AM-350x205.png,Fionnula Tambling-Goggin!!!! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/listicle-without-commentary-30-adjectives-from-frank-richs-1982-review-of-cats,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-30-at-10.16.42-AM-350x263.png,CATS http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/marty-singer-now-hot-after-newly-mind-hollywood-reporter,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-30-at-9.53.55-AM.png,SEX PROBE http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/how-a-perfectly-normal-person-became-a-right-wing-blog-pundit,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-30-at-9.29.54-AM.png,WHO KNEW? http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/lets-meet-charlie-st-cloud-author-ben-sherwood-all-over-again,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/51aKohHu5SL._SS500_.jpg,Feel the Magic http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/understudies-diary-of-a-dancer-doing-two-performances-of-phantom-of-the-opera-on-the-same-night-at-the-venetian-in-vegas,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/phantom.jpg,SHOWTIME http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/standard-procedure-crossing-the-rubicon-at-the-boom-boom-room,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-29-at-4.29.01-PM.png,A SUMMER PARTY http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/a-brief-history-of-kanye-wests-twitter,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-29-at-3.44.09-PM.png,INSANE IN THE... http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-poetry-section-anita-mohan,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/real-america-your-civil-rights-sausage-is-made-in-minnesota,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/best-buy-blank.png,best buy blank http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/questions-for-the-swastika,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/swastika.jpg,Not just for Jew hating anymore http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/you-too-can-read-the-missing-espn-lebron-james-story,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-29-at-1.13.55-PM.png,LEBRON http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/understudies-a-carnival-named-desire-carousel,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/carousel.jpg,CAROUSEL http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/things-to-see-and-do-mary-halvorson-plays-christian-marclay-at-the-whitney,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-29-at-10.54.58-AM.png,MARY MARY http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/listicle-without-commentary-an-incomplete-survey-of-newspapers-magazines-periodicals-and-books-being-read-by-potential-jurors-in-the-clarence-m-mitchell-jr-courthouse-of-baltimore-maryland-room,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-29-at-10.23.51-AM.png,The Honorable Videtta A. Brown and Company http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/i-dont-think-the-word-humble-means-what-diddy-thinks-it-means,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/diddddddddddd.jpg,Oh no he diddyn't http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/time-regrets-to-inform-you-that-we-will-kill-these-women,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-29-at-10.02.28-AM.png,Screen shot 2010-07-29 at 10.02.28 AM http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/no-great-work-of-art-can-be-spoiled,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ITSADUDE.jpg,You get it http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/understudies-to-love-and-lose-genius-sunday-in-the-park-with-george,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sunday.jpg,SUNDAY! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/understudies-the-technicolor-grace-of-godspell,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Godspell1-350x263.jpg,Godspell http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/news-organization-rushes-breaking-story-to-print-before-all-facts-can-be-verified,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/klingon1.jpg,klingon http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/kids-15-years-later,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-28-at-1.18.42-PM.png,TWO KIDS http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/town-council-do-not-ruin-new-jerseys-famously-pleasant-bouquet-with-your-stinky-urine,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/stink.1.jpg,stink http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-job-board-need-an-employee-need-a-job-inquire-within,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-21-at-2.27.36-PM.png,LET'S DO THIS THING http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/a-gift-for-white-people-lil-waynes-500-days-of-summer-mixtape,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-28-at-11.15.50-AM.png,HAYYYY http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/am-i-gullible-or-are-these-people-actually-racists,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/oannde.jpg,"Me, apparently" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/double-rainbow,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/IMG_2874.JPG,double rainbow http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/jebwatch-10-its-back-on-due-to-verb-tenses,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jebwatch.jpg,JEBWATCH http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/new-york-city-bursting-burg-of-bugs-hatches-plan-to-infest-world,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-27-at-90455-am-200x175.jpg,BEDBUGGERY http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/understudies-the-darkness-of-annie-ginger-queen-of-poverty,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ANNIE.jpg,THE SUN ALSO DOESN'T RISE http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/understudies-carrie-the-worst-musical-ever,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/carrie.jpg,PLUGGED UP http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-history-and-use-of-spoiler-alert,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/spoiler.jpg,"Stanley spoiled, viewers boiled" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/jebwatch-10-ends-suddenly-i-am-not-running-for-president,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jebwatch.jpg,JEBWATCH http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/listicle-without-commentary-actual-names-of-actual-people-who-plan-to-attend-the-dorrian%e2%80%99s-50th-anniversary-festivities,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-27-at-2.15.17-PM.png,RED HAND http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/real-america-target-ceo-chooses-business-over-gay-rights,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/target.png,target http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/why-doesnt-barack-obama-wear-shorts,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/omgbama.jpg,omgbama http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/what-the-ipad-says-about-who-you-are,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ipad.jpg,Rich people thing http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/chocolate-chip-arent-you-tired-of-being-the-white-mans-bitch,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-27-at-11.54.22-AM.png,Ieshuh Griffin http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/jersey-mayhem-scrap-metal-thieves-somehow-afford-to-pimp-their-ride,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/BossHogg.jpg,things are tough all over http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/everyones-making-money-off-bp-including-us,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-27-at-10.12.35-AM.png,BP http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/jebwatch-10-america-loves-hates-a-dynasty,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jebwatch.jpg,JEBWATCH http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/understudies-the-american-musical-and-life-after-cabaret,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/understudies1.jpg,UNDERSTUDIES http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-solid-gold-iphone,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-26-at-4.28.31-PM.png,PHONE (BRICK) http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/zero-percent-of-people-would-pay-for-twitter,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-26-at-3.53.10-PM.png,BIG LOLS http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/on-discovering-that-the-kids-have-drunk-nearly-all-the-scotch,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-26-at-3.39.32-PM.png,RAIDING THE LIQUOR CABINET http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/study-results-force-choice-between-ignorance-and-racism,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/mexico.jpg,This satellite image of Mexico is about the safest thing I can think of to accompany this post http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/ambitious-difficult-women-they-may-or-may-not-be-pretty-sleeping-with-someone-at-work,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-26-at-3.10.13-PM.png,INTERNS AND FRIENDS http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/terrafugia-releases-their-flying-car-renderings,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-26-at-2.12.33-PM.png,"FLY CAR, FLY" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/prada-rolls-out-gay-terror-army-uniforms,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-26-at-12.58.46-PM.png,PRA-WHA? http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/how-to-choose-wine-for-vegetarians-and-those-who-love-them,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-26-at-10.53.56-AM.png,EAT THIS http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/jeb-bush-on-the-fundraising-trail,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jebwatch.jpg,JEBWATCH http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/rich-people-things-upper-class-aspirants-pop-their-collars-once-mor,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-26-at-10.09.04-AM.png,TAKE IVY http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/footnotes-of-mad-men-the-bikini-the-ham-the-firm-and-his-hooker,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-26-at-9.11.55-AM.png,DON'S BIG DARE http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-wikileaks-data-where-to-start,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-26-at-8.39.37-AM.png,TPS ACTION http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/sunday-routine-beeswax-richards-a-laid-off-editor-who-likes-club-soda-in-her-carlo-rossi,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-23-at-2.15.45-PM.png,THE DOG http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/listicle-without-commentary-the-13-most-awkwardly-altered-lyrics-on-kidz-bop-18,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/stoptelephoninme.png,COS THIS IS A DIS-ASS-TUHHH http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/tales-from-brooklyn-short-stories-about-love-actually-sex-part-9,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-09-at-1.36.48-PM-350x263.png,BROOKLYN http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/i-have-seen-the-future-of-adult-contemporary-and-its-name-is-train,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/idliketorunatrainonthismotherfucker.jpg,"The chest, it is untrimmed" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/save-the-date-party-in-la-on-august-10,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-23-at-1.55.41-PM.png,IT'S LIKE THIS http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-war-against-birds-were-killing-them-all,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-23-at-1.43.29-PM.png,:( http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-economy-why-it-sucks,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/closedforbusiness.jpg,A sign indicating that the factory behind the gate on which it rests has been shuttered http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-poetry-section-three-poems-by-gregory-pardlo,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-houma-nation-undone-by-the-gulf-oil-spill,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-23-at-10.50.40-AM.png,DOH http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/harvard-dropouts-have-the-most-awesome-lives,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-23-at-10.47.06-AM.png,WORD! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/friend-or-follow-reveals-who-doesnt-follow-you-back-on-twitter,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-23-at-10.36.22-AM.png,LOLS http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/etsy-has-the-etsiest-offices-ever,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-23-at-10.06.22-AM.png,ETSATZ! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/real-america-why-target-supports-tom-emmer,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/target-pride-rainbow.png,target pride rainbow http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/tucker-carlson-is-concerned-about-journalisms-image,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/tucker.jpg,Helping! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/diary-of-an-incredibly-successful-summer-intern-at-a-multi-billion-dollar-company,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-22-at-3.44.35-PM.png,HAPPY OFFICES ARE ALL THE SAME http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/guest-op-ed-stop-making-fun-of-the-hulk,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/bixxxxxx.jpg,"""David"" my ass" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/summer-tips-just-throw-a-snap-crotch-flap-on-your-romper,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-18-at-3.07.36-PM.png,I CANNOT SUPPORT YOU LADIES WEARING THIS http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/ciudad-juarez-collateral-damage,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-22-at-5.14.28-PM.png,JUAREZ http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/jeb-bush-hiding-in-plain-sight,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-23-at-9.47.10-AM1.png,BUSH 2 AND 3 http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/obamas-racist-black-power-ice-cream-in-maine,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-22-at-12.53.34-PM.png,RACISTS http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/new-york-is-about-to-take-it-from-behind-warns-palin-fan,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/gzmcc.jpg,Don't let them buttfuck you without a peck on the lips first http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/knave-out-scoundreled-by-crafty-sign-writing-victim,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-22-at-12.37.35-PM.png,THIEFY http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/how-the-new-york-times-can-barely-cut-costs-fast-enough-to-survive,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-22-at-11.34.52-AM.png,"LOOK OUT, IT'S A GRAPH" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/extremely-grumpy-old-man-goes-out-on-a-violent-robbery-spree,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/706201000.jpg,oxygen tank http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-great-fingering-debate,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ger.jpg,"I'm Team Bang, but don't let that sway you" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/you-can-be-the-cosimo-ii-de-medici-to-liz-colvilles-galileo,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-22-at-9.54.03-AM.png,YES WE CAN http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/washington-post-brutally-attacked-by-ad,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-22-at-9.00.50-AM.png,TODAY'S WASHINGTON POST http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/web-tabloid-run-by-gay-super-confused-by-gayness,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-22-at-7.40.54-AM.png,GENITALLY MALFUNCTIONAL? http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-walking-is-over-for-local-man-who-always-walked,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-22-at-8.53.49-AM.png,RIP http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/real-america-tom-emmer-minnesotas-last-sovereign-individual,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/emmer-on-skates-fresh.png,emmer on skates fresh http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/ernest-hemingway-stories-as-told-by-george-plimpton,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Also-This-Book-Has-William-Stryons-Fantasy-of-Dying-While-Receiving-oral-delight-from-Lee-Remick.jpg,"Also, This Book Has William Stryon's Fantasy of Dying While Receiving ""oral delight"" from Lee Remick" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/jersey-mayhem-high-school-music-teacher-caught-pawning-instruments,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jersey-mayhem.jpg,jersey mayhem http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-key-to-inception-its-a-movie-about-making-movies,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-21-at-4.02.51-PM.png,ON THE 'SET' http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/why-new-yorkers-should-still-be-kind-of-excited-about-the-knicks,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/randolph-350x263.jpg,Man of the hour http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-job-board-have-a-job-want-one-inquire-within,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-21-at-2.27.36-PM.png,LET'S DO THIS THING http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/what-its-really-like-to-be-a-copy-editor,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-21-at-1.35.27-PM.png,FINGER DASH BANG? http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-way-we-man-now-shiny-is-unacceptable,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-21-at-1.26.18-PM.png,no but for real http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/never-underestimate-peoples-fear-of-turbulence,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-21-at-1.17.44-PM.png,I DID LOVE THIS MOVIE THOUGH http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/depressing-news-for-a-gray-day,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/gray-170x111.jpg,Looks familiar http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/a-really-big-thing-i-wish-wasnt-true-about-new-york-city,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/caw1.jpg,Go caw yourself http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/a-brief-history-of-martin-dunn-as-told-by-keith-kelly,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-21-at-11.33.23-AM.png,"DUNN DONE, SNOOZE LOSES, ETC." http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/knifecrime-island-cops-a-little-too-taser-happy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/taser.jpg,"""Not in the willy, I need that for shagging the missus""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/ernest-hemingway-lady-man-would-be-111-today,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-21-at-10.31.45-AM.png,MR. HEMINGWAY http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/big-bundlers-go-boom-obama-spurns-new-york-fatcats,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-21-at-10.07.49-AM.png,BLAME RAHM MAYBE? http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/bill-keller-performed-inception-on-times-mag-editor-gerry-marzorati,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-21-at-9.51.29-AM.png,GER http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/drawings-in-a-hurry-new-baby,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/9.jpg,1 http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/paul-dano-pretends-to-not-know-why-people-buy-him-milkshakes,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/shakenils.jpg,"Blah blah blah, he drinks it up" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/helpful-explanations-understanding-the-gawker-v-4chan-thing,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-20-at-3.04.28-PM.png,/B/ http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/an-open-letter-to-joggers-people-are-trying-to-smoke-here,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-20-at-2.37.39-PM.png,OR WE CAN AGREE TO DO BOTH http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/an-excerpt-from-mad-men-unbuttoned-selling-the-nazi-car-to-the-jews,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-20-at-12.57.04-PM.png,LEMON http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/listicle-without-commentary-79-recording-artists-named-after-things-that-can-kill-you,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-20-at-11.59.05-AM-350x263.png,!!! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/maggie-mcgirr-strikes-again,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-20-at-11.00.45-AM-350x263.png,LADY-WRITIN' http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-horton-plains-slender-loris-shouldnt-even-bother-trying-to-lie-to-scientists,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/6a00d8341bf67c53ef01348589f23a970c-500wi.jpg,jeepers creepers http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/how-fake-people-promote-fake-viral-videos-to-blogs,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-20-at-10.18.14-AM.png,A BURGER CHAIN http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/knifeless-bottleless-yobs-try-glassing-with-keys,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-20-at-10.01.26-AM.png,"OVER THERE, OVER THERE!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/british-ad-campaign-almost-as-dirty-as-actual-britons,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/lorddoverfirstnamebenjamin.jpg,Stick it in (the trash) http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/luke-russert-plays-dumb-about-his-privilege,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-20-at-8.53.02-AM.png,"LUKE, EMBRACE THE FORCE (OF NEPOTISM)" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/happy-be-conscientious-with-beverages-around-your-laptop-day,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-20-at-8.19.14-AM.png,THIS COULD BE YOU http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-intelligence-edifice-too-big-to-succeed,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-19-at-4.45.55-PM.png,YOUR MONEY http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/kansas-city-awl-commenter-party,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-19-at-4.00.13-PM.png,THIS WILL HAPPEN http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/a-note-on-the-weather,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/h0ot.jpg,"It's so hot you could fry an egg on my balls. (Sorry, I dunno. I blame the heat.)" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/new-soda-beverage-made-of-chili-is-hot,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-19-at-3.00.07-PM.png,Screen shot 2010-07-19 at 3.00.07 PM http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-invention-of-the-bookmobile-rural-filesharing-networks,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-19-at-2.42.54-PM.png,TN http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/tree-smells-like-come,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/treeeeeeee.jpg,"I should have Perez Hilton'd this bitch up and photoshopped some jizz in place of the apple, but instead I'm just going to go with ""And how."" It's hot out today and I'm feeling kind of lazy." http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/brit-soap-star-cat-cremains-up-for-auction,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-19-at-1.51.13-PM.png,GOOD LOOKING CAT (IS STILL DEAD) http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/lets-be-very-very-careful-about-giving-genetically-modified-mosquitoes-a-competitive-advantage,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Giant-Mosquito-29551.jpg,jet pack mosquito http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/listicle-without-commentary-calvinist-theological-concepts-in-order-of-how-much-they-sound-like-horrifying-sex-acts,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-19-at-12.47.03-PM-350x241.png,GOT YOUR DORT RIGHT HERE http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/who-owns-ground-zero,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/081254_ZZ54329F50.jpg,Just shut up okay? http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/monster-deep-space-explosion-breaks-x-ray-specs,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dn19187-1_300.jpg,x-ray blast http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/inception-ending-audience-reaction-videos-coming-and-going-real-fast,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-19-at-10.31.20-AM.png,... http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/ad-obliterates-new-yorker-website,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-19-at-9.52.19-AM.png,HOLY MACKEREL http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/content-screeners-review-10000-baby-stabbing-porno-images-each-hour,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-19-at-9.23.15-AM.png,SADS http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/there-once-was-a-house-in-nantucket,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-19-at-7.55.28-AM.png,...whose tax bill was so big you could suck it http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/5-years-in-new-york-to-the-class-of-2010-from-the-class-of-2005,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-16-at-3.56.37-PM.png,IF YOU CAN MAKE IT DOWN THERE.... http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/your-helicopter-ride-above-new-york-with-glenn-beck,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-16-at-4.06.57-PM.png,NB4R http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-great-baltimore-earthquake-of-july-16-2010,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-16-at-2.46.53-PM.png,THE BIG ONE http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/hollywood-release-schedule-now-predicting-future-headlines,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/salt.jpg,"I dunno, some chick? Why are you asking me?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/do-you-talk-like-william-faulkner,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/display_media.php_.jpeg,faulkner http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/how-the-looming-specter-of-viral-marketing-ruins-rap-songs-about-consumer-goods,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-16-at-12.51.24-PM.png,FOUR LOKO http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/courtney-love-live-the-train-that-never-really-wrecks,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-16-at-1.36.36-PM.png,COURTNEY LOVES U http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/will-aaron-sorkin-avoid-the-fatal-trap-in-the-politician,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/pol.jpg,The Politician http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/down-the-rabbit-hole-a-guide-to-rabies-videos,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-16-at-12.43.27-PM.png,NOBODY PUTS RABIES IN THE CORNER http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/staff-lunch-talk-when-a-headline-is-a-handful,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/handy.jpg,"It's funny, unless you consider that someone might have been sexually assaulted" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/game-over-emi%e2%80%99s-virgin-records-unveils-groundbreaking-social-media-technology,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-16-at-11.48.29-AM.png,RECREATE IT! GO ON! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/so-called-extra-virgin-olive-oil-you-dont-love-me-and-youre-killing-me,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/how-olive-oil-works-31222748225.jpg,olive oil http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/peggy-noonan-wishes-the-adults-were-in-charge-again,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dickchs.jpg,"Okay, yes, I know technically this counts as a ""comment,"" but fuck her, she's a shameless goddamn hack" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/a-qa-with-the-creator-of-i-write-like-the-algorithm-is-not-a-rocket-science,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-16-at-10.21.39-AM.png,"AND WHO DO YOU WRITE LIKE, DMITRY?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/times-blows-lid-off-terror-turkeys-anti-israel-schemes,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-16-at-9.32.23-AM.png,GRAFFITI OF TERROR! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/from-the-desk-of-charles-schumer-the-collected-letters,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-16-at-8.27.39-AM.png,HEY! PAL! LISTEN UP! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-twilight-movies-end-in-horror,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-16-at-9.07.31-AM.png,LOL http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/how-to-shake-hands,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/shake.jpg,You put your right hand in http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/one-couple-explains-how-to-train-your-boyfriend-to-dress-well,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/before1.jpg,In baggier times http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/watch-that-ipad-dont-break-the-galassi-fsg-to-solve-bookish-weird-spot,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-15-at-3.59.51-PM.png,WOULD YOU BLURB SUSAN SONTAG? http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/chocolate-chip-i-was-not-a-rap-video-ho,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-15-at-12.59.45-PM.png,NEFER-TAY-TAYS? http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/why-i-stalk-a-sexy-italian-jew-on-google-and-why-you-should-too-hint-its-because-hes-super-super-sexy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/galert.jpg,It's all about me! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/russia-has-a-drowning-epidemic,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-15-at-2.32.42-PM.png,THIS IS RUSSIA http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/hills,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/hillz.jpg,OMG is this really the end?!?!?!?!?!? http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/old-celebs,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/heathers.jpg,Back in the head's younger days http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/we-overhauled-finance-or-something,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-15-at-12.39.30-PM.png,THOSE FATCATS http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/what-i-learned-from-watching-180-deodorant-commercials,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-15-at-11.04.02-AM.png,OSG http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/science-plants-better-at-remembering-things-than-older-women-with-big-butts,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/wand-plant-head320.jpg,plant head http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/were-on-track-to-foreclose-on-one-million-homes-this-year,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-15-at-9.42.03-AM.png,GOOD JOB AMERICA http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/lets-disperse-those-gulf-dispersants-with-oil,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dead_dolphin_ezperanza.jpg,dead dolphin http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/incan,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-15-at-8.54.54-AM.png,monolith http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/chili%e2%80%99s-is-now-offering-up-free-chips-salsa-when-guests-check-in-on-foursquare,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-14-at-6.01.20-PM.png,CHECK IN HERE! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/an-illustrated-commentary-on-recent-events-of-note,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jim1.jpg,Steinbrenner http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/listicle-without-commentary-performances-by-actors-doing-woody-allen-impressions-in-woody-allen-movies-in-ascending-order-of-quality,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ldwords.jpg,Larry David as Woody Allen http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/michael-jackons-estate-to-possibly-become-state-park,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-14-at-2.19.46-PM.png,NEVERWHAT? http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/shirley-jackson-is-awesome-so-bite-it-haters,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-14-at-12.33.14-PM.png,SHIRL http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/very-recent-history-the-scandal-sheet-proto-blog-empire-of-stephen-g-clow,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/brevities-1933-july-20.jpg,brevities 1933 july 20 http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/inception-a-deranged-turkey,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-14-at-11.04.54-AM.png,ASDFALSD;F http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/dead-george-steinbrenner-mobius-strip,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/gerogeinf.jpg,It's FREAKING ME OUT! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/robert-davi-philosopher-and-tea-party-enthusiast,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-14-at-10.08.43-AM.png,!! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/alaskan-dumbass-telenovela-finally-heats-up,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-14-at-9.43.23-AM.png,THEY ARE! GETTING MARRIED! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/stuttering-porker-viciously-assaulted-by-colleagues,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/estaestodo.jpg,That was indeed all http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/immigrant-list-in-utah-to-result-in-long-jail-spell-for-racist-to-make-lists,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-14-at-9.07.16-AM.png,I KNOW I ALWAYS FEEL BETTER WHEN I MAKE A LIST http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/public-apology-dear-nightshift-manager-at-the-sheridan-garage,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/apology-icon.jpg,apology icon http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-museum-instinct-and-sarcastic-amazon-reviews,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-13-at-4.45.02-PM.png,THAT http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/guest-op-ed-i-probably-shouldnt-have-said-all-those-bad-things,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/meldrunkl.jpg,"""Sorry, everyone!""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-boss-abides-george-steinbrenner-as-new-york,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-13-at-3.29.49-PM.png,STEINBRENNER http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/when-science-stories-go-crazy-desperate-addicts-inject-others%e2%80%99-blood,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-13-at-2.51.51-PM.png,THEY BLINDED US WITH SCIENCE http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/americans-less-fond-of-capitalism-when-it-actually-happens-to-them,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/rup.jpg,They're on to you! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/magazines-are-there-more-or-fewer-now,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-13-at-12.54.33-PM.png,VOM http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/terrifying-raccoon-sighted-inside-library-appropriate-safety-precautions-taken-by-hero-maintenance-staff,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/raccoon_5916.jpg,he's not going to hurt anybody! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/sozzled-aussies-attempted-crocjacking-goes-awry,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/fatso.jpg,Fatso is reluctant to provide conveyances http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/see-white-people-have-belly-buttons-like-this,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/phelpsnavel.jpg,Note strategic belly button placement http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/downloadable-organic-labels-help-you-feel-great-about-consumption,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-13-at-9.19.29-AM.png,Screen shot 2010-07-13 at 9.19.29 AM http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/russian-outfit-protests-supermarkets-capitalist-machine,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-13-at-9.05.35-AM.png,haha http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/hero-goose-snuffed-with-all-the-rest,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/image.php_.jpeg,foie gras http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/diary-of-an-unemployed-class-of-10-philosophy-major-in-new-york-city-part-4,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/2204884884_718f67b4e8.jpg,2204884884_718f67b4e8 http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/notes-from-an-fx-trader-on-genius-idiocy-and-the-merely-intelligent,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-12-at-4.22.22-PM.png,WHERE CHUCK SCHUMER'S DOLLAS COME FROM http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/predators-robert-rodriguez-gets-to-the-chopper-cant-fly,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-12-at-1.26.15-PM.png,PRE-DATE-ORS http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/house-where-duke-lacross-players-did-not-rape-woman-destroyed,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-12-at-3.07.20-PM.png,GHOST HOUSE http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/soccer-predicting-octopus-inspires-revenge-killing,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/octodie.jpg,These people take soccer very seriously http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/predators-horror-chick-on-%e2%80%98predators%e2%80%99-and-the-death-of-hope,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-12-at-1.25.23-PM.png,HE'S TARGETED FOR DEATH... BY ME http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/duct-tape-fix-necessary-for-iphone-4,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-12-at-1.30.08-PM.png,LIKE SO http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/very-recent-history-the-slush-pile,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-12-at-12.38.31-PM.png,SOME SLUSH http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/rich-people-things-the-bridge-to-somewhere,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-12-at-11.37.40-AM.png,DETROIT'S FINEST http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/america-decides-its-okay-with-its-mammoth-buttocks,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/apuass.JPG,"Today this magazine would just be called ""Asses""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/a-trip-to-cuba,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-12-at-10.51.57-AM.png,You can have some Che http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/members-of-british-commons-drunk-as-lords,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/hop-170x111.jpg,hop http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/oh-yeah-that-haiti-six-months-later,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-01-at-2.41.02-PM.png,CAROLYN COLE http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/we-are-sticking-oil-in-our-ears-and-shouting-i-cant-hear-you,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/gulfy-170x111.png,"Oil oil everywhere, and not a drop to etc." http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/roman-polanski-cut-loose-by-swiss,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/rpol.jpg,Roman released http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/drawings-in-a-hurry-how-to-kick-a-soccer-ball,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/5.jpg,-5 http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/hamburger-helper-and-the-entropic-degradation-of-all-things,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-09-at-2.45.19-PM.png,HELP HER http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-poetry-section-sam-donsky-where-the-wild-things-are,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/a-fairly-comprehensive-list-of-everyone-who-hates-lebron-james,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Picture-25.png,Cleveland... Sad http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/tales-from-brooklyn-short-stories-about-love-actually-sex-part-8,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-09-at-1.36.48-PM-350x263.png,BROOKLYN http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/turns-out-all-american-colleges-are-actually-giant-daycare-centers-duh,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-09-at-2.13.11-PM.png,SOME COLLEGE KIDS http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/israeli-soldiers-in-keha-dance-video-ordered-to-make-rebuttal-video,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-09-at-2.09.22-PM.png,TIK TOK INDEED http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/believe-the-opposite-of-everything-armond-white-says,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-09-at-1.34.38-PM.png,ARMOND http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/listicle-without-commentary-top-20-lines-from-predator,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-08-at-7.07.06-PM.png,Screen shot 2010-07-08 at 7.07.06 PM http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/smart-tank-provides-eco-friendly-alternative-to-warfare,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-09-at-12.51.36-PM.png,TANK! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/shawne-williams-and-the-redemption-of-the-nba-summer-league,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-09-at-11.51.58-AM.png,"SHAWNE WILLIAMS, THEN" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/listicle-without-commentary-the-45-greatest-teen-titles-you-have-never-heard-of-from-the-era-when-they-all-mentioned-i-me-you-or-some-other-key-person-that-are-not-are-you-there-god,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/tamfwlfs.jpg,Sylvie http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/i-want-an-inflatable-pub,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/pub1.jpg,Much better than a bouncy castle http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/times-barely-makes-it-through-tweet-free-twitter-article,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-09-at-10.17.25-AM.png,haha http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/a-handy-guide-to-miami-for-lebron-james,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-09-at-9.48.36-AM.png,THE SOUND MACHINE! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-oscar-grant-verdict-and-aftermath,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-09-at-8.53.41-AM.png,... http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/starbucks-will-make-america-a-great-wine-country,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-08-at-4.47.37-PM.png,YOUR BUCKS http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/pedro-espada-down-for-the-count,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-08-at-12.21.26-PM.png,"BOX ON, PEDRO" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/nasty-fish-will-save-your-life,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/mckrel.jpg,"Holy mackerel, that is one FUCKING DISGUSTING fish. BARF BARF BARF" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/lebron-james-ultimate-millennial,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/James-speaks.jpg,HE'S HEATING UP http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/from-the-comments-mansplaining-the-currency-of-outrage,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-08-at-1.25.56-PM.png,MAN TALK http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-boomers-agree-the-lazy-millennials-want-to-be-jobless,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-08-at-11.55.39-AM.png,TWO PEOPLE WHO CLEARLY DO NOT WANT JOBS http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/irl-made-me-hate-you,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-08-at-10.01.37-AM.png,IRL? NO THANKS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-emmys-the-great-lead-actress-in-a-miniseries-mystery,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-08-at-9.23.12-AM.png,A HINT http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/new-inventions-the-solar-panel-collects-energy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-08-at-9.08.52-AM.png,DA PLANE http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/how-i-spent-my-summer-vacation,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/mountainm.jpg,The peak of clarity http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/some-summer-interns,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-07-at-4.41.55-PM.png,AN INTERN http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/is-tenth-grade-level-obama-too-smart-or-too-stupid-for-america,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-07-at-3.44.28-PM.png,WHY SO SMART MISTER PRESIDENT? http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/internet-pr-is-about-as-useful-to-making-a-living-as-a-%e2%80%98boycott-israel%e2%80%99-twibbon-is-to-a-west-bank-school-under-mortar-fire,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-07-at-2.55.37-PM.png,HE KNOWS ALL http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/state-approved-iranian-haircuts-not-as-square-as-one-might-think,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/552690_orig.jpg,unveiling state-approved islamic hairstyles http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/cathy-horyn-are-you-reading-this,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-07-at-2.46.53-PM.png,CATHY WITH A C http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/before-you-eat-that-mcnugget-why-not-use-it-to-copy-the-comics-section,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/mcnuggets-728319-170x111.jpg,THEN COMES THE PLASTIC EGG http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/why-do-we-cheerlead-the-scandals-of-male-infidelity,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-07-at-2.04.45-PM.png,OOH GIRL http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/ancient-knives-unsurprisingly-found-in-knifeland,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-07-at-1.42.59-PM.png,"800,000 YEARS OF KNIFEY, BARELY-CLOTHED CHAVS" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/someone-got-the-daily-show-in-my-jezebel-and-together-they-taste-a-little-weird,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-07-at-12.20.03-PM.png,"THAT ONE WOMAN BEHIND THE MAN, ETC." http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/sleep-is-for-the-weak-or-at-least-the-women-who-dont-have-pdas,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/2662702546_97acaf3c77_m-170x111.jpg,zzzzzzz http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/germany-besieged-by-alligators-crocodiles-and-neo-nazis,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/BigAlligatorRiverMoviePosterGerman.jpg,german crocodile http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/prestigious-top-10-strippers-under-40-list-published,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-07-at-10.32.22-AM.png,PINKEY AND THE BRAIN http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/at-least-they-didnt-use-the-word-eggsperiment-in-the-headline,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/3670004319_8841b6bd3b_m-170x111.jpg,sizzle sizzle http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/when-a-natty-bachelor-dies-in-hollywood,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-07-at-9.28.16-AM.png,-1 FOR THE VELVET MAFIA http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/walmart-claims-to-be-ignorant-of-the-demand-stoked-by-its-ridiculous-sales,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/POV_blitz_online_bottom_one-170x111.gif,good morning sunshine http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/how-hard-is-it-to-get-90-days-in-jail-for-messing-up-your-dui-sentence-hard,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-07-at-9.00.31-AM.png,THE BIG LA HOUSE http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/jerry-springers-baggage-is-the-greatest-tv-show-ever,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Picture-18.png,"In the Summer, I Tend to be More Attracted to Women" http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/batman-and-robin-being-produced-in-labs,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-06-at-4.36.32-PM.png,GAY http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/back-to-the-future-rumor-inspires-longing-for-the-pony-express-era,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/back-to-the-future-04-190-75-170x111.jpg,1.21 twitterwatts? http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/mild-dread-and-some-aversion-in-aspen,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-06-at-12.28.16-PM.png,OUR SHERRIFF http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/prospect-of-party-down-movie-to-buoy-slow-news-days-for-at-least-a-little-while,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/20100706_partydownvf_560x717-170x111.jpg,20100706_partydownvf_560x717 http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-feminist-daily-show-wars-just-got-serious-and-im-scared,http://i39.tinypic.com/23m7tjd.jpg,THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/ups-allows-you-to-pay-them-instead-of-paying-baggage-handling-fees,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/UPS-luggage_626061l-170x111.jpg,the louis vuitton edition costs extra http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/you-will-be-emotionally-pacified-during-the-obsolescent-stage-before-you-are-ground-into-lubricant-fluid,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/paro-robotic-healing-seal-1.jpg,paro http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/look-internet-ive-set-myself-on-fire-on-liz-phairs-funstyle,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Funstyle-350x263.jpg,for whom is the funstyle fun? http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/rich-people-things-the-rich-crave-release-from-their-shackles,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-06-at-12.02.36-PM.png,WE WILL CRUSH YOU (WITH CAPITAL) http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/childlessness-is-awesome-and-i-love-it,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-06-at-10.55.55-AM.png,AND THE HOT DADDY GOES UNNAMED! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/idiot-american-architects-association-has-terrible-taste,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-06-at-10.23.05-AM.png,WTF http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/in-case-you-didnt-know-its-pretty-hot-out-there,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/fasvp-350x263.jpg,plus ca change http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/how-many-poor-american-cities-will-be-underwater-in-190-years,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-06-at-9.39.49-AM.png,GOODBYE POOR BROWN PEOPLE http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/someday-this-test-will-self-destruct-in-25-seconds,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/mission-impossible-170x111.jpg,THE ANSWERS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE VENT http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/bros-fireworking-bros-the-4th-of-july-butt-fireworks-video-guide,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-06-at-8.09.14-AM.png,Butt Fireworks: Is it Art? http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-story-of-hanny-so-far,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-02-at-3.27.27-PM.png,VOORWERP http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/get-off-the-internet-for-under-50-bruce-nauman-at-diabeacon,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-02-at-3.10.35-PM.png,DIA! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/ciudad-juarez-the-execution-of-democracy-in-mexico,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-02-at-2.55.00-PM.png,Rodolfo Torre Cantu http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/bedbugs-also-like-girls-who-wear-abercrombie-and-fitch,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/250px-Bed_bug_Cimex_lectularius-170x111.jpg,ARE YOU LUNCH???? http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/letters-from-the-gulf-the-last-chapter-the-weather-bound-boats,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-28-at-11.10.18-AM.png,GULF OIL SPILL http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/consensus-u-s-economy-losing-steam,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-02-at-2.14.26-PM.png,STEAMY LADIES LIKE STEAM http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/npr-swearing-is-a-trait-of-east-coast-elitists,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-02-at-1.34.08-PM.png,JESUS F'ING CHRIST http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/new-gulf-oil-spill-models-released-panic-now-miami,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-02-at-1.09.21-PM.png,GULF OIL PROJECTION http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/twitter-is-over-capacity-a-poem-by-jim-behrle,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/OILFAILWHALE.jpg,THE REAL FAIL WHALE http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/russian-spy-ladys-ex-husband-justifies-his-dislike-of-his-former-father-in-law,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/wedding_1671037c-170x111.jpg,aren't their eyebrows supposed to match? http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/real-america-americas-most-patriotic-fireworks-ever,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/1-starter.png,1 starter http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/a-lost-pigeon-poster-in-brooklyn-responds-to-dennis,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-02-at-11.00.54-AM.png,LOST PIGEON! http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/english-land-barons-dig-moats-to-prevent-gypsy-invasions,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-02-at-10.23.19-AM.png,MOAT http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/industry-that-disappeared-all-its-jobs-giving-a-lift-to-economy-unlikely,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-02-at-9.46.42-AM.png,"SO LONG, FAREWELL...." http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/facebooks-facial-recognition-technology-not-completely-terrifying-yet,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/delocated_jon-170x111.jpg,you thought you could hide http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/doctors-really-not-testing-drug-on-pregnant-women-so-as-to-prevent-lesbianism,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-01-at-5.14.51-PM.png,LITTLE WOMEN http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/some-words-that-will-probably-not-make-the-ads-for-the-last-airbender-presented-in-poster-form,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/print-170x111.png,print http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/some-words-that-will-probably-not-make-the-ads-for-the-last-airbender-presented-in-poster-form,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/print-170x111.png,print http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-poetry-section-ana-bozicevic-the-day-lady-gaga-died,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/letters-from-the-gulf-parts-10-11-waiting-out-tropical-storm-alex,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-28-at-11.10.18-AM.png,GULF OIL SPILL http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/a-note-from-california-this-governors-race-is-excruciating-torment,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-01-at-2.02.13-PM.png,THE UNDERBELLY OF THE BAY BRIDGE http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/bobby-bonilla-teaches-us-a-lesson-about-interest,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/klf-002-170x111.jpg,uh huh uh huh http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/steve-jobs-ready-to-remind-you-about-the-important-things-in-life,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jobs_lego-170x111.jpg,little boxes http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/design-hipster-kicking-it-too-old-school-with-his-chic-tools,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-01-at-10.50.02-AM.png,girl don't talk like that http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/mall-store-brings-shirtless-men-bedbugs-to-soho,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/3902031426_f74a059e9d_m-170x111.jpg,wouldn't not wearing shirts semi-alleviate the problem? http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/india-to-choose-symbol-for-rupee-today,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/rupee_symbol.jpg,rupee_symbol http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/what-the-gays-are-really-saying-about-twilight-eclipse,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Screen-shot-2010-07-01-at-9.28.59-AM.png,TEAM MERCHANDISE http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/maybe-well-be-remembered-for-the-end-of-jobs,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-06-at-91342-am.jpg,YOU'RE A PENNY http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/nightmare-mayor-bloomberg-the-first-rule-is-dont-tax-the-rich,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/caw1.jpg,Go caw yourself http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/twilight-eclipse-but-can-we-talk-about-the-wigs,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-30-at-4.15.22-PM.png,HAIR http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/letters-from-the-gulf-parts-8-and-9-bp-dropped-off-crates-of-bottled-water,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-28-at-11.10.18-AM.png,GULF OIL SPILL http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/grown-women-unafraid-to-act-like-they-are-back-in-fourth-grade,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/4617212522_f090686f2c_m-160x111.jpg,ILLUMINATI OF SILLY BANDS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/amazing-long-lost-bongwater-video-for-the-power-of-pussy-lives,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-30-at-3.41.31-PM.png,asdfasdlfjasdfl;kf http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/kfc-makes-a-dumb-bet-on-why-people-liked-the-double-down,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ORDoublicious-170x111.jpg,not a lot of meat http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/eclipse-what-the-girls-really-say-about-the-twilight-saga-eclipse,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-30-at-2.37.17-PM.png,KISSY KISSY http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-curse-of-the-lottery-takes-another,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-30-at-1.48.54-PM.png,VERY SAD http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/maureen-dowd-of-arabias-flickr-is-vanity-fair,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-30-at-1.07.24-PM.png,MODO OF ARABIA http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/how-men-and-women-pitch-stories-a-disturbing-sampling,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-30-at-12.19.04-PM.png,HAPPY SOCIAL NETWORKING DAY! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/happy-social-media-day-everybody,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/twitter_fail_whale-170x111.png,"it looks so peaceful, floating in the sky" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/letters-from-the-gulf-a-smudge-cloud-of-smoke,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-28-at-11.10.18-AM.png,GULF OIL SPILL http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/anna-chapman-the-spy-who-didnt-love-herself-enough-to-be-competent,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-30-at-10.23.58-AM.png,THE RUSSIANS ARE SNACKING http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/restaurant-people-really-hate-food-bloggers,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-16-at-10.17.55-AM.png,OKAY CUTLETS WHAT? http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/dc-comics-starves-wonder-woman-then-drags-her-to-hot-topic,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/wonder-popup-v2-170x111.jpg,hot topic is the way that we rhyme http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/maybe-you-need-to-get-off-the-internet-for-a-day,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-30-at-8.49.32-AM.png,THIS = YESTERDAY http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/listicle-without-commentary-21-songs-that-prove-2010-has-been-a-startlingly-good-year-for-new-music,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/RobynDancingOnMyOwn-350x263.jpg,ok so maybe no. 1 is a bit obvious http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-man-is-everywhere-i-was-a-disneyland-grad-night-chaperone,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-29-at-3.16.50-PM.png,WELCOME http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/breaking-madonna-allows-lola-to-type-in-public,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-29-at-3.17.29-PM.png,RUN LOLA RUN http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/another-journalism-changing-startup-bites-the-dust,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/underpants-gnomes-170x111.png,they never got to phase 3 :( http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/why-is-the-nba-draft-our-two-minutes-hate,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-29-at-2.40.48-PM.png,FIX THAT DRAFT http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/gummy-bear-breast-implants-because-oh-sure-why-not,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/gummi-170x111.jpg,yummy gummi http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/foursquare-monopoly-explained,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-29-at-1.24.04-PM.png,Oldsquare http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/for-the-100k-bounty-i-will-betray-journolist-so-fast,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-29-at-1.38.57-PM.png,ANDREW BREITBART: JUST LIKE NICK DENTON BUT FUNNER http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/princes-20ten-here-come-the-purple-yoda,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-29-at-12.49.15-PM.png,PRINCE TIME http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/clarence-thomas-hes-the-chief-activist-judge,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-29-at-12.01.02-PM.png,"HIS ""FUCK YOU"" CONFIRMATION FACE WAS ALMOST AS GOOD AS KAGAN'S" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/and-also-what-if-a-tyrannosaurus-rex-took-a-giant-dump-on-wall-street,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-29-at-11.50.48-AM.png,UM http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/getting-vomited-on-is-a-total-upgrade-for-some-residents-of-california-beach-town,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/AAAAAi9e6W0AAAAAAHIkHQ-170x111.jpg,GO! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/letters-from-the-gulf-parts-3-and-4-havent-%e2%80%a8seen-anything-alive-in-the-water-yet,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-28-at-11.10.18-AM.png,GULF OIL SPILL http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/camille-paglias-lady-sex-issues-explained,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-29-at-9.44.18-AM.png,COMMENCE PAGLIA TRANSMISSION http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-supreme-court-on-trial-day-2-lets-dig-up-thurgood-marshall-and-yell-at-him,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-29-at-9.15.15-AM.png,LET'S DIG HIM OUT OF HIS GRAVE AND KILL HIM http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/cat-masked-robber-ensures-that-her-wanted-poster-will-go-viral-immediately,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/julie-newmar-170x111.jpg,NOT AN ACTUAL LIKENESS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/every-newspaper-in-town-libels-innocent-hero-baton-beating-cop,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-29-at-8.52.05-AM.png,HOW YOU BEAT SOMEONE WHEN THEY'RE ON THE GROUND http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/scissor-sisters-night-work-yay-for-sex-and-drugs-and-pleasure,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-28-at-4.55.02-PM.png,JAKE SHEARS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/free-corporate-sponsored-event-was-very-good,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-28-at-4.31.36-PM.png,AT AN EVENT! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/elena-kagan-speaks-promises-to-serve-her-lizard-overlords,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-28-at-4.03.27-PM.png,CAGE KAGAN http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/asbury-park-ponders-making-men-and-women-a-little-more-equal-a-lot-less-sweaty,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/greetings_from_asbury_park-149190809_std-170x111.jpg,greetings_from_asbury_park-149190809_std http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/bill-clinton-lets-blow-up-that-oil-spill,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-28-at-3.42.48-PM.png,BILL CLINTON: ALWAYS BE BLOWING SHIT UP http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/toronto-goes-insane-racks-up-largest-mass-arrests-in-canadian-history,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-28-at-2.50.47-PM.png,HMM http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/freakshow-two-humans-can-stand-each-other-for-62-years,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-28-at-2.05.35-PM.png,PERVERSIONS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-quarter-pound-hot-dog-what-it-means-for-us,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sonic-footlong-coney.gif,sonic-footlong-coney http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/headlines-are-made-of-popular-words,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-28-at-1.29.58-PM.png,GET IT DOGS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/rich-people-things-the-big-levis-lie-campaign,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-28-at-12.44.05-PM.png,LEVI'S AD http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/letters-from-the-gulf-parts-1-and-2-four-miles-off-ground-zero,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-28-at-11.10.18-AM.png,GULF OIL SPILL http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-northside-festival-it-turns-out-punk-is-dead-to-hipsters,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-28-at-10.10.00-AM.png,PUNK ROCK http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/when-will-the-supreme-court-affirm-the-constitutional-right-to-not-be-shot,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-28-at-10.43.52-AM.png,"TAKE ON, THEY'RE FREE" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/goodbye-williamsburg-mta-doomsday-is-today,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-28-at-9.47.25-AM.png,BEDFORD DISASTER http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/robert-byrd-1917-2010,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-28-at-9.29.37-AM.png,BYRDIN' http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/probably-coming-soon-to-the-east-village-the-unwanted-grope,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/P10502141-170x111.jpg,P1050214 http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/diary-of-an-unemployed-class-of-10-philosophy-major-in-new-york-city-part-2,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-25-at-3.32.31-PM.png,KNEE DEEP AT THE NYPL http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/remembering-when-the-new-york-times-had-something-to-celebrate,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ochs.jpg,ochs http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/tales-from-brooklyn-short-stories-about-love-actually-sex-part-7,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-09-at-1.36.48-PM-350x263.png,BROOKLYN http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/michael-jackson-one-year-after,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/micheal.gif,Because Twitter users are known for their spelling abilities http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/futurama-returns-now-more-than-whenever,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-25-at-2.22.20-PM.png,THIS EXCITES NERDS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/ten-tips-for-healthy-eating,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-25-at-1.35.43-PM.png,THIS IS A PAINTING OF A MERMAID CATCHING A BIRD TO EAT http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/an-insanely-detailed-guide-to-the-2010-nba-draft,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-25-at-12.43.59-PM.png,COLE ALDRICH IS FAMOUS NOW! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/who-ate-all-the-pies-british-kids,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bunter.jpg,A British child http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/how-to-face-down-the-wine-list-and-win,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/2707840268_92b115b18c_z.jpg,OMG ALL THIS WINE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/so-shellfish-the-great-moon-snail-attack,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-25-at-11.40.25-AM.png,EAT IT WHILE YOU CAN http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/woman-dressed-in-sumo-suit-stars-in-story-for-the-ages,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sumosuit.jpg,And of course there was Smirnoff Ice involved http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/expose-new-york-city-once-poorer-full-of-poor-people-being-poor,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-25-at-10.58.57-AM.png,KING OF THE JUNKIES http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/mega-rich-cdo-king-wants-in-on-that-senate-action-too,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-25-at-9.49.27-AM.png,GREENE MACHINE http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/nyc-rent-board-approves-slightly-less-high-rent-increases-this-year,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-25-at-9.32.05-AM.png,SNURF http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/real-america-guess-bps-stock-price-on-christmas-eve-win-one-bp-share,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/drill.png,DRILL BABY DRILL http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-poetry-section-deborah-landau-all-else-fails,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/how-the-sense-of-touch-informs-your-judgments,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hand1.jpg,Touching http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-all-boston-awl-bar-team-meets-tonight,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-24-at-2.43.40-PM.png,SLIM DRUNK SHADY? http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/tgi-fridays-begs-join-us-for-gay-pride,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-24-at-2.01.38-PM.png,NO BUT FOR REAL http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/apparently-you-ladies-with-chronic-fatigue-syndrome-arent-crazy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-24-at-1.28.08-PM.png,"A SUGGESTED CAUSE BESIDES ""LADY BRAIN""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/robot-predator-sky-drones-to-patrol-our-borders,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-24-at-12.28.26-PM.png,GET EM! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/where-have-all-the-sontags-gone,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-24-at-12.04.02-PM.png,THE WAY WE BUY BOOKS NOW? http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/supreme-court-refuses-to-protect-bigots-from-gays,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-24-at-11.27.47-AM.png,SUPS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/i-am-love-rolls-out-to-america,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-24-at-10.41.07-AM.png,TIL-DA! TIL-DA! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/scary-science-gibberish-sharks-making-monsters-in-their-stomachs,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-24-at-9.04.25-AM.png,SHARK MONSTER http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/your-choices-in-2012-bush-fiorina-bush-whitman-or-bush-haley,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-23-at-9.47.10-AM1.png,BUSH 2 AND 3 http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/simon-rich-and-how-many-books-you-need-to-sell-to-be-a-success,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-23-at-3.48.15-PM.png,SIMON SAYS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/wimbledon-blogger-forced-to-tennis-blog-for-ten-hours,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-23-at-4.16.02-PM.png,NIGHTMARE http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/six-minutes-in-heaven-graham-bowley-no-way-down,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-23-at-2.18.46-PM.png,NO WAY DOWN http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/was-woodrow-wilson-completely-incompetent,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-23-at-1.09.16-PM.png,THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE BRAIN-CRADLE http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-day-the-washington-post-fronted-14-mcchrystal-stories-at-once,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/wapowtf.jpg,WAPO FREAKSHOW http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/sad-upside-down-drunk-will-have-another,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/theglass.jpg,There stands the glass http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/huge-wtf-day-for-gulf-oil-spill-robot-accidents-deaths,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-23-at-12.47.09-PM.png,DID BILL CLINTON KILL THIS MAMMAL? http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/on-gay-male-identity-as-an-increasingly-commercial-experience,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-23-at-12.14.56-PM.png,THE BEAUTIFUL BEACH HOUSE IS EMPTY (AND ALSO FALLING DOWN) http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/reputed-drug-lord-christopher-coke-arrested-in-jamaica,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/coke-cp-rtr2eiud.jpg,coke http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/eliot-spitzer-and-dim-bulb-to-have-terrible-nightly-cnn-show,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-23-at-10.50.00-AM.png,LIKE SO http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-jeb-bush-presidential-trial-balloons-launch,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-23-at-9.47.10-AM.png,WE DID IT! WE GOT THE GUY WHO WAS MEAN TO OUR DADDY http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/prop-8-mormon-persecution-and-the-refuge-of-patriotism,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-22-at-3.58.54-PM.png,LOS ANGELES http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/more-evidence-to-support-the-fact-that-chimpanzees-are-horrible-monsters,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/angry-chimpanzee.jpg,angry chimpanzee http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/and-thats-when-i-clicked-close-tab-cheryl-cole-dimplectomy-edition,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/colefights.jpg,This is Cheryl Cole. Unless you are British there is no reason you should know who she is. http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/notes-from-an-fx-trader-let-us-prey,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-22-at-2.48.29-PM.png,THE EURO http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-upside-of-castration,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/farinelli.JPG,"No nuts for you, Farinelli" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/tony-judts-15-year-old-son-rips-michael-wolff-a-new-one,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-22-at-2.58.06-PM.png,ADORBS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/yup-this-really-is-the-worlds-worst-911-call,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-22-at-2.30.53-PM.png,quintana http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/come-along-for-the-w-trains-final-ride,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-22-at-1.37.38-PM.png,SO LONG LOSER TRAIN http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/new-advertising-lessons-from-the-gay-media,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-22-at-1.00.08-PM.png,RAG http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/oil-is-actually-very-healthy-for-the-environment-says-scientist,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/1valveoil_prooil.jpg,pro-oil http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/russian-hole-in-ground-darker-than-other-holes-in-ground,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dostoy.jpg,Gloomy http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/oil-spill-math-how-much-oil-is-there,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-22-at-11.49.46-AM.png,ONE MERCEDES BENZ http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/goose-update-park-rangers-tricked-by-old-steve-martin-gag,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/9dbc155571247ad96d6dfcef3d169229.jpg,steve martin http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/iconic-gay-77-year-old-photographer-tells-all,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-22-at-10.15.00-AM.png,!! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/britain-gets-an-oil-spill-of-its-own,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/beach.jpg,"Here is a beach at Hill Head, in pre-oiled condition" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/stop-macking-on-the-van-der-sloot-sickos,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-22-at-9.36.38-AM.png,THE SLOOT http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/heres-some-of-the-rolling-stone-mcchrystal-profile,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-22-at-9.58.18-AM.png,RS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/soon-you-will-need-to-take-out-a-bank-loan-for-a-pack-of-cigarettes,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/smokes.jpg,That's a buck twenty right there http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/read-the-rolling-stone-general-mcchrystal-profile,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-22-at-8.56.18-AM.png,RS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/listicle-without-commentary-tom-cruise-movies-in-ascending-order-of-tom-cruise%e2%80%99s-hotness,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-21-at-3.26.14-PM.png,THIS SKY! IT IS SO... VANILLA! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/graphic-guide-explains-gay-chest-hair-connotations,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-21-at-3.51.41-PM.png,BEARS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-west-bank-in-brooklyn,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/flopic.gif,I'm on a boat http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/job-advice-for-youngs-the-thank-you-note,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-21-at-1.20.43-PM.png,THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/hello-ugly-new-fish-and-goodbye,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/batfish.jpg,That is one ugly fish http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/clear-skies-for-solstice-at-stonehenge,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/summer-solstice-2010-facts_21919_600x450.jpg,stonehenge sunrise http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/rich-people-things-economist-outraged-by-vladimir-obamas-anti-bp-corporate-bloodlust,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-21-at-12.15.55-PM.png,POOR BP http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/christopher-hitchens-as-two-face,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-21-at-9.23.34-AM.png,CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/tales-of-privatization-goodbye-nyc-parking,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-21-at-9.05.23-AM.png,FASCISTS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/diary-of-an-unemployed-class-of-10-philosophy-major-in-new-york-city-part-1,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-18-at-12.51.07-PM.png,The Met http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/upper-west-side-jewish-family-found-to-be-left-leaning,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-18-at-4.24.49-PM.png,NB4R http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-sound-of-the-seventies,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/annemurraykeep.jpg,"I mean, EVERY NIGHT" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/how-do-girls-wearing-rompers-go-to-the-bathroom,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-18-at-3.07.36-PM.png,I CANNOT SUPPORT YOU LADIES WEARING THIS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/helping-the-media-keep-up-with-the-different-kinds-of-rape,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-18-at-2.39.52-PM.png,ACCUSED (MALE) RAPIST http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/we-all-scream,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/carvel-black-card.jpg,carvel-black-card http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/smarkland-the-elaborate-entrance-of-chad-deity,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/chadei.gif,Chad Deity http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/atlas-shrugged-part-1-the-film-what-can-we-expect,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-18-at-1.31.10-PM.png,GALTIFY MY LOVE http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/how-to-talk-to-your-dad-on-fathers-day,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/tie.jpg,"You don't have to get him a tie, but you DO have to call" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/things-you-see-in-the-subway,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/wtf.jpg,... http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-snuck-wars-round-two,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-18-at-11.32.38-AM.png,gonna SNEAK UP ON YA! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-strange-true-story-of-gothamist-and-jimmy-dolan,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-18-at-10.44.18-AM.png,DOLAN AND FRIENDS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/sarah-palin-contains-multitudes,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/palin.jpg,Mamy Grizzly http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/toy-story-3-provokes-mass-audience-sobbing,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-17-at-12.15.08-PM.png,BUZZ LIGHTYEAR http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/sebastian-horsley-dies-without-penning-dull-recovery-memoir,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-17-at-4.35.16-PM.png,JUST HORSLEYING AROUND http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/types-of-hummus-exist-that-you-may-have-wished-you-didnt-know-about,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/vegan-holyland-hummus.jpg,hummus http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-golden-age-of-hipper-than-thou-cd-fetishization-begins-now,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-17-at-3.32.32-PM.png,FUTURE IS THEN (OR NOW) http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/russian-spy-hq-plagued-by-huge-penis,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-17-at-2.17.19-PM.png,RUSSIAN COCK http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/a-terrible-goalie-looks-back,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/shanoffsoccer.JPG,"The author, in his playing days" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/questions-for-harry-bo-gummi-bear,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/harrybo.jpg,"""Fuck you lookin' at?""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-poetry-section-richard-lawson-wiki,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/see-those-vuvuzelas-do-sound-just-like-the-intro-to-welcome-to-the-jungle,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/welcome_to_140x105.jpg,axl http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/sexiest-gallery-babes-fotogallery-world-cup-fans-las-chicas-del-mundial-hotties-contest-slideshow-of-other-slideshows,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-17-at-12.16.54-PM.png,HOTTIES SOCCER WORLD CUP GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/today-is-the-day-i-finally-trashed-all-those-drake-mp3s,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-17-at-10.52.05-AM.png,SEARCH FOR: DRAKE http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/hugely-successful-pandora-sooooo-close-to-making-money,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-17-at-10.47.16-AM.png,Screen shot 2010-06-17 at 10.47.16 AM http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/novels-lousy-with-barking-dogs,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-17-at-10.32.49-AM.png,YAP http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/in-defense-of-monster-abs,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-17-at-10.08.17-AM.png,LOCAL MAN WORKS OUT http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/everybody-knows-banana-is-for-whores,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ringpop.jpg,Classy! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/gummi-bears-not-the-badfinger-type,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/angrybear.jpg,I love that the actually BLURRED IT OUT http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/gail-collins-uses-correct-term-for-group-of-walruses,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Walrus-US-Fish-and-Wildlife.jpg,Walruses http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/should-you-boycott-bp-the-media-says-no,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-17-at-8.39.17-AM.png,!!! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/public-apology-dear-jen,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/apology-icon1.jpg,apology icon http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/fluoride-fighter-sharron-angle-escapes-d-c-with-her-life,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-16-at-4.35.33-PM.png,YUCCA MOUNTAIN COMETH http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/slutty-people-much-cooler-with-drug-use-than-monogamous-moralizers,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fingerwag.jpg,Wagging finger http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/renee-flemings-dark-hope-june-cleaver-does-muse,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/darkhope.jpg,Renee Fleming http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/siren-gif-paris-review-reneges-on-language,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-16-at-3.29.40-PM.png,! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/listicle-without-commentary-grudge-match-intensity-of-2010-world-cup-teams-based-on-rather-recent-armed-conflicts,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-16-at-3.10.13-PM.png,LIKE THIS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/t-i-wins-for-awesome-album-cover,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/kinguncaged1.jpg,kinguncaged http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/huge-thieving-mortgage-servicing-schmucks-indicted,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-16-at-2.23.14-PM.png,SCHMUCK http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/at-news-corp-fox-is-the-loser-not-newspapers,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-16-at-1.34.35-PM.png,RUPE http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/make-it-a-double-cheeseburger-i-smoked-a-lot-yesterday,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sign.gif,"Screw you, sign, I'm trying to live healthy!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/10-sequels-i-will-watch-before-ghost-rider-2,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-16-at-11.22.39-AM.png,PUT IT OUT http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-drake-and-hanson-riot-at-south-street-seaport,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/116053668.jpg,PEOPLE SHOULD 'THANK HIM LATER' BECAUSE THIS CROWD WAS 'OVER' WAITING 'FOREVER' FOR THE 'SUCCESSFUL' SHOW TO START BECAUSE THEY WERE WAITING FOR AN EXPERIENCE THAT WOULD RIVAL 'THE BEST THEY'VE EVER HAD' http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/straight-marriage-to-be-just-a-voluntary-contract-in-new-york,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-16-at-10.06.53-AM-350x263.png,WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE ANNOYING CHILDREN? http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-obama-speech,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-16-at-8.53.26-AM.png,An Unfriendly Chat http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/james-risen-someone-stop-those-horrible-bloggers,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-15-at-4.58.30-PM.png,RISEN? I'D SAY OVERPROOFED! (THAT'S A BAKING JOKE) http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/half-baked-summer-camp-canapes,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/byges.jpg,"Pre-""cheese""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/goldman-sachs-pegs-gulf-oil-cleanup-at-24-billion,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-15-at-3.22.02-PM.png,OIL ETC http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/honey-is-the-new-turtle-wax,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/5Loggerhead_Turtle.jpg,loggerhead http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/times-editors-request-to-not-use-tweet-still-not-a-ban,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-15-at-2.44.59-PM.png,TWIT http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/dont-ask-christopher-hitchens-about-anything-but-himself,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-15-at-1.52.17-PM.png,THE HITCH http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/why-you-lust-for-brown-eyed-men,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/balkalways.jpg,"You can't see the eyes, but trust me, they are BROWN BROWN BROWN, baby" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/sweating-the-technique-hip-hop-and-the-jewish-problem,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/chutzpah.jpg,Oy! MTV Raps! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/sloane-crosley-and-emily-gould-so-much-in-common,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-15-at-12.35.52-PM.png,GIRLS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/presence-of-immigrants-still-correlates-with-low-crime,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-15-at-11.04.07-AM.png,YA KNOW? http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/oz-prequel-to-molest-your-inner-child,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-15-at-10.20.22-AM.png,WILL BUGGER YOUR MIND http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/prop-8-trial-ends-just-as-we-learn-that-lesbians-raise-better-kids,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-15-at-9.12.23-AM.png,HE WAS THE PROBLEM http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/treme-a-shouting-match,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-14-at-4.42.43-PM.png,THE HOME OF 'NO SHE DIN'T' FACES http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/bbc-gives-local-drunk-chance-to-wake-up-in-mediterranean-gutter,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/napa-170x111.jpg,"Sun, sea, and booze!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/union-square-the-final-chapter,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/tgif.jpg,I guess it's better than an Olive Garden http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/who-wants-to-live-forever-if-youre-surrounded-by-rich-assholes,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-14-at-4.03.47-PM.png,YOU FIRST http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/this-is-why-your-brain-thinks-your-hand-is-fat,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hand.jpg,"I know. Tomorrow will be better, I promise." http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/in-praise-of-batman-forever,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-14-at-2.41.32-PM.png,TOUCH THE BAT http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/south-africans-trust-me-dont-smoke-vulture-brains,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/de-hoop-cape-vulture.jpg,cape vulture http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/gawker-media-settles-libel-suit-has-only-one-federal-case-pending,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-14-at-2.00.43-PM.png,GAWKER DOES BATMAN TRAFFIC http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/i-know-why-the-vuvuzela-stings,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/vuvzela.jpg,Kidding! It's a horn! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/our-official-policy-not-hating-either-israel-or-jews,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-14-at-12.16.23-PM.png,ISRAEL! SWEATY OILY MUDDY MEN! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/sarah-palin-wants-to-get-her-photo-taken-with-this-margaret-thatcher-lady,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/maggie.jpg,"Where there is error, may we bring truth" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/all-your-complaints-about-the-times-theyre-100-years-old,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-14-at-10.11.51-AM.png,NUFF SAID http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/rich-people-things-the-los-angeles-compound-fever,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-14-at-10.57.15-AM.png,HOLLYWOOD http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-war-for-new-york-city-is-lost-declares-general,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-14-at-10.25.59-AM.png,SIGH http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/wedding-reception-crowd-says-yahoo-and-means-it,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/200px-Celebrate1980.jpg,celebrate http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/in-2021-afghanistan-looks-back,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-14-at-9.20.45-AM.png,AFGHANISTAN http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/guest-op-ed-help-me-for-i-have-pine-mouth,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-11-at-4.21.30-PM.png,NOT CORRRRNN NUUUUUTS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/jersey-mayhem-put-it-on-vibrate-or-electrocute,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/jersey-mayhem.jpg,jersey mayhem http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/me-against-the-world,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/soccerthing.jpg,I bet he kicks it! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/tales-from-brooklyn-short-stories-about-love-actually-sex-part-6,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-09-at-1.36.48-PM-350x263.png,BROOKLYN http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/in-the-weeds-cascading-campanula,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/C1.jpg,C1 http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-poetry-section-kathleen-ossip,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/writers-your-time-is-running-short,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hourglass.jpg,Sands of time http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/meet-your-vegetables-radish-chips,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-11-at-12.48.30-PM.png,1 http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/miami-herald-building-covered-in-giant-toy-story-3-ad,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-11-at-11.30.26-AM.png,THE HERALD http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/graphic-bbw-sex-movie-gets-tweeted-wildly-with-no-warning,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-11-at-10.47.57-AM.png,NSFW!!! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/vladimir-arnold-and-our-decline-into-innumerate-savagery,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-11-at-9.59.55-AM.png,V. ARNOLD http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/pretty-actress-performs-black-ops-tabloid-pr-for-tv-shows-return,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ACTRESS.jpg,ACTRESS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/new-york-city-still-full-of-heathers,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/spandex.jpg,spandex http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/how-to-save-european-soccer-from-the-players,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/georgebest1-170x111.jpg,"(Shhh, I just really like the Wedding Present)" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/real-america-the-gear-daddies-are-back-maybe,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/gear-daddies-facebook.png,gear daddies facebook http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/long-overdue-librarians-rise-up-in-polite-rage,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/4112641373_07f75d38c8_o.jpg,Library http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/ciudad-juarez-the-drug-economy-floods-the-world-with-cash,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-10-at-2.30.00-PM.png,MARIO VILLANUEVA http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/real-nerd-talk-doctor-who-goes-psycho-off-the-rails,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-10-at-1.42.02-PM.png,HMM http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/south-carolina-stays-true-to-dirty-dirty-form,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ag.JPG,Just another Palmetto pol? http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/chocolate-chip-are-blacks-and-jews-equally-stupid,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-10-at-1.09.07-PM.png,BLACK MOSES BABY http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/who-big-boi-really-samples-in-general-patton,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-10-at-11.53.44-AM.png,BOIIIIII http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/local-newspaper-will-now-mail-printed-tv-listings-to-your-house,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-10-at-11.32.26-AM.png,... http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/discovery-of-worlds-oldest-shoe-sure-to-inspire-sex-and-the-city-jokes,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/shoe.png,Very old laces http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/why-r-crumb-will-never-draw-for-the-new-yorker-again,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/prvue.gif,Crumbs http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/not-all-gays-are-drunk-the-entire-summer-long,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-10-at-10.32.08-AM.png,GAYS: ARE THEY DRUNK? http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/new-york-times-bans-the-word-tweet,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-10-at-8.41.13-AM.png,.... http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/sorry-youre-hungry-kids-but-you-know-the-deficit,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sadkid.jpg,child http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/on-seeing-a-man-with-a-large-axe-walk-down-the-street,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/axe1.jpg,axe http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-glee-season-finale-illuminate-your-own-banality,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-09-at-2.05.05-PM.png,GOODNIGHT NURSE http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/listicle-without-commentary-musician%e2%80%99s-names-i-commonly-see-misspelled-on-the-internet-bw-musicians%e2%80%99-names-that-weirdly-i-almost-never-see-misspelled-on-the-internet,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/minnie.jpg,"Loving is easy, but spelling is less so" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/bros-icing-bros-and-the-fate-of-humanity-a-look-back,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/iceiceice.jpg,iceiceice http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/team-newsweek-jumps-on-howie-kurtz,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/lol.jpg,lol http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/why-wont-the-angry-american-voter-do-what-the-pundits-say,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/vote.jpg,"I mean, what else are you so busy with?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/time-inc-libel-attorney-retires-due-to-total-lack-of-work,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-09-at-10.11.08-AM.png,PLAINTIFF OF YORE http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/there-are-so-many-terms-for-women-who-like-men-who-like-men,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/someofmybestfriendsrue.jpg,rue http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/orly-taitz-got-nearly-four-times-more-votes-than-mickey-kaus,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-09-at-9.34.15-AM.png,DOUBLE FISTER http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/economist-edward-hugh-gets-iced-by-bro-york-times,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-09-at-8.59.39-AM.png,HEH http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/an-81-hour-break-from-civilization-at-sasquatch-music-festival-2010,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/gorge.jpg,THE GORGE http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/when-babies-smoke-cigarettes,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/babiuesl.jpg,"This is not actually a baby smoking, it's from an ad for something else" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/difficult-listening-hour-william-brittelles-sheena-easton-is-alt-classical-that-really-works,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-08-at-3.39.16-PM.png,BRITTELLE AND DANCIGERS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/big-boi-and-andre-3000-lookin-for-ya,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-08-at-3.30.15-PM.png,THE BOI http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/this-means-it-really-is-summer,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-08-at-3.20.48-PM.png,SUMMER! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-alejandro-video-lady-gaga-and-failures-of-pastiche,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-08-at-12.24.01-PM.png,hmm http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-internet-is-making-you-smarter,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-08-at-12.05.51-PM.png,IT'LL END IN TEARS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/drill-the-wolves-baby,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-08-at-11.32.16-AM.png,GET 'EM http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/what-british-people-do-when-they-are-not-stabbing-each-other,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/shinkicking.jpg,shinkicking http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/david-markson,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-08-at-10.25.56-AM.png,david markson http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/paper-wants-to-remind-you-one-last-time-that-woman-is-old,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/crone.jpg,"You stay classy, New York Post" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/youve-learned-helplessness,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-07-at-2.59.51-PM.png,FLY BIRDY FLY http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/today-in-facebook-status-updates-who%e2%80%99s-got-a-buttplug,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mail.google.com_.jpg,Searching for buttplug http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/this-helen-thomas-thing-is-tearing-bethesda-apart,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-07-at-3.23.32-PM.png,HELEN http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/new-iphone-shiny-like-other-iphones,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-07-at-2.09.14-PM.png,SHINY PHONE http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/angry-paul-krugman-is-all-like-yeah-whatever-thats-cool,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/thisisachart.jpg,It probably means something http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/an-american-places-bet-on-world-cup,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/kickball.gif,Something something soccer http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/at-the-2010-scripps-national-spelling-bee,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-07-at-9.44.11-AM.png,INTO IT! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/answers-to-this-weeks-metropolitan-diary-puzzle,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-07-at-11.04.35-AM.png,THING GOES IN HERE http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/rich-people-things-trading-the-purse-for-the-purse-strings,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-07-at-10.37.27-AM.png,THIS COULD BE YOURS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/humans-it-is-urgent-that-you-stop-whatever-it-is-that-youre-doing-and-watch-this-video-immediately,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/375993789_6fef05ac01.jpg,disregard http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/take-these-tests-while-your-reading-this-post,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/walkchewgum.jpg,I can do both! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/just-how-fashionably-detached-do-you-need-to-be,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-04-at-3.40.53-PM.png,*CLUTCHES PEARLS* http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/chocolate-chip-you-black-holes-better-watch-your-back,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-04-at-2.43.22-PM.png,NOBODY LOOK AT THE ROBOT http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/horsies-to-get-new-pre-whipping-tune-at-belmont-stakes,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/horsies.jpg,"Belmont, in Elmont" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/how-to-date-a-white-bitch-advice-for-the-non-white-dude,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/gentlemanofthesubcontinent.gif,Neel Shah http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/less-stupid-the-internet-is-a-10000-unanswered-questions,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/lessstupid.jpg,FROM THE COMMENTS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/horror-chick-the-awfulness-of-splice-cannot-be-solved-by-adrien-brody-and-monster-sex,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-04-at-12.27.13-PM.png,MONSTER SEX http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-poetry-section-two-poems-by-timothy-donnelly,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/great-moments-in-speculative-journalism,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/whatevs.jpg,"Sure, why not?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/mcribble-too-beautiful-to-exist,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-04-at-8.04.51-AM.png,Screen shot 2010-06-04 at 8.04.51 AM http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/hello-all-that,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-03-at-3.56.24-PM.png,OVER HERE http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/jersey-mayhem-image-conscious-chihuahuas-escape-embarrassing-car,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/BeverlyHillsChihuahua.jpg,BeverlyHillsChihuahua http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-curious-case-of-the-mcribble-and-the-mcrib,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/rubelx.jpg,"Look upon my works, ye mighty, and etc." http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/times-lawyers-send-catty-trademark-slap-to-wsj,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-03-at-3.26.38-PM.png,I MEAN.... http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/guatemalas-sinkhole-not-actually-a-sinkhole,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-03-at-2.56.29-PM-350x263.png,EESH http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/atts-new-data-charging-scheme-it-is-explained,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-03-at-2.33.36-PM.png,I DO THIS SOON http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/magazine-announces-long-awaited-10-over-80-writers-list,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-03-at-2.14.05-PM.png,URSULA MAJOR http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/would-you-like-to-read-a-long-take-on-chris-hitchens,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-03-at-2.04.31-PM.png,HITCH YOUR WAGON TO HIS STAR http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/discourse-analysis-meow-v-meow-meow-meow,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-03-at-12.54.00-PM.png,SOMETIMES TWO MEOWS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/mikes-says-please-ice-a-bro-with-us,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-03-at-12.10.27-PM.png,PLEASE ICE US TOO! WHY DOESN'T ANYONE CAAAAARE? http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/ten-affirmations-for-fiction-writers-for-today,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-03-at-11.14.30-AM.png,"NO, IT IS" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/horrible-news-rue-mcclanahan-dead-at-76,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-03-at-11.30.40-AM.png,RUE THE DAY http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/why-isnt-president-obama-sealing-the-oil-well-leak-on-his-own,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/obamaallen-170x111.jpg,"""Mr. President, you're the only man who can plug that hole""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/kanye-wests-big-mouth-painted-by-george-condo,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/kanye-west-george-condo-power-cover-art.jpg,condo kanye http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-perfect-mens-swimsuit-for-the-tardy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-03-at-9.28.04-AM.png,... http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/sarah-palin-and-helen-keller,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sarahcharacterkeller.gif,She IS a character http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/domestic-slave-system-being-slowly-dismantled,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-03-at-8.48.24-AM.png,DAYS OFF? WHAAAT? http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/is-netanyahu-just-sarah-palin-with-a-much-bigger-army,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-02-at-4.33.11-PM.png,TOTAL INFORMATION AWARENESS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/lost-one-week-later,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-02-at-3.10.06-PM.png,"I AM WOMAN, FEAR MY WOMB" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/when-a-frenchman-is-tired-of-indignation-he-is-tired-of-life,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/asterix.jpg,"Go ahead and be racist around him, he's not going to say anything" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/go-poke-george-w-bush,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fans.jpg,"Those were the days, right?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/glee-hand-me-my-bullhorn-william,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-02-at-12.36.07-PM.png,GLUH http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/fun-dominatrix-explains-all-is-called-names-online,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-02-at-11.43.38-AM.png,DOM! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/whodunit-it-was-sally-quinn-in-the-labyrinth-with-the-lead-pipe,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-02-at-11.11.47-AM.png,PICTURED: SALLY QUINN WITH HER HUSBAND IN THEIR SALAD DAYS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/oil-spill-containment-effort-moves-from-tragic-to-absurd,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/stucksaw1.gif,"I mean, c'mon" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/fleet-week-ends-with-presumably-some-whimpering,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-02-at-10.29.47-AM.png,SO LONG SAILORS http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/people-really-do-like-it-long-online,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-02-at-10.23.24-AM.png,DR. R http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/internet-stars-fell-in-alabama-last-night,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dale.jpg,"Sorry, Dale" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/public-apology-dear-todd-and-chris,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/apology-icon.jpg,apology icon http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-bp-investigation-begins,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-01-at-4.29.21-PM.png,MMM http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/right-now-literally-everyone-is-tweeting-hilarious-hardcore-porn,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-01-at-3.44.42-PM.png,TWITTER http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/hey-want-to-buy-a-ticket-to-a-sporting-event-that-took-place-four-days-ago,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/land_shark_stadium_480x2001.jpg,marlins http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/headline-delivers-shock-many-say-haiti-unprepared-for-hurricane-season,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-01-at-2.41.02-PM.png,CAROLYN COLE http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/the-worlds-worst-record-listening-party,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/tom-cruise-and-will-i-am-pic-pr-handout-576294566.jpg,cruise and peas http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/oil-spill-it-could-always-be-worse-but-that-wont-make-you-any-happier,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/4560583670_991d50ea04-170x111.jpg,Niger delta http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/advice-for-living-from-our-new-mind-guru,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-01-at-1.09.02-PM.png,SOON YOU WILL BE GIVING HER 10% OF YOUR INCOME http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/six-minutes-in-heaven-rafe-bartholomew-pacific-rims,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-01-at-4.56.28-PM.png,RAFE! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/recommended-reading-strange-days-indeed,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sdi.jpg,"There is an excellent ""naked civil servant"" anecdote in here" http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/al-gore-is-suddenly-single,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-01-at-12.24.37-PM-350x263.png,AL GOOOORRRE http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/woman-eschews-shaking-of-booty-advocates-for-the-classics,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/jjj-170x111.jpg,Yep http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/pimp-my-ride-todays-hot-pimping-poem,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-01-at-11.17.51-AM-350x263.png,PIMP IT! PIMP THAT RIDE! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/matt-drudge-polytheist-meterologist,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/drudge1.gif,Why do the gods hate Memorial Day? http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/tolkien-obsessives-will-get-whole-new-thing-to-bitch-about,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hobbs.jpg,Not this one http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/good-thing-happens-in-new-orleans,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-01-at-9.27.17-AM.png,RACK! http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/summer-of-death-the-next-chapter,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/repay-170x111.jpg,Can you imagine how hot he is under that robe? http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/enjoy-your-day-of-memorials-everyone,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-31-at-8.32.27-AM.png,OH MY GOD IS THAT THE OIL??? http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-brian-hansen-poolhouse,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/luke_summer-350x263.jpg,Twisting by the pool http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/now-you-should-put-the-children-outside,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/logan_summer.jpg,The Outer Banks http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/what-to-drink-when-the-weather-gets-warm,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jolie_summer.jpg,WHERE TO DRINK IT http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/odd-man-rush-jaro-halak-the-four-dwarfs,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/DwarfsOnIce1.jpg,Dwarfs! On ice! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/notes-on-camp-mtv,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/julie_summer.jpg,Oh to be Young http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/why-everyone-hates-the-new-sex-and-the-city-movie,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/satc.jpg,The grand dames of SATC http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/alleged-petty-crook-getting-better-price-at-fancy-store-than-you,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-28-at-9.03.49-AM.png,MOVIE TIE-INS??? http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/your-summers-are-numbered,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/SUMMER_AGAIN.jpg,IT CAN'T LAST FOREVER http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/in-philadelphia-when-did-the-toad-cross-the-road-is-almost-more-important-than-why,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/PICT0825-170x111.jpg,hop to http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/a-sex-and-the-city-2-review-by-two-actual-straight-men,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Sex-and-The-city-Movie-2-sex-and-the-city-the-movie-9367534-1013-1500.jpg,"I KIND OF FEEL LIKE I ""CARRIE""-D THIS CHAT" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-poetry-section-dorothea-lasky,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/less-stupid-whos-cisgender-now,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lessstupid.jpg,IT'S AN AWL COMMENT? http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/berlin-under-siege-by-birds,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/crow.jpg,Der Krautpecker http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/ill-take-a-sort-of-weird-way-to-circumvent-online-personals-for-1000-alex,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Make-Your-Jeopardy-Game-280x263.jpg,"and if you're lucky you can win the home game, wink wink" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/real-america-red-dawn-remade-china-is-coming-for-our-children,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/red-dawn-freedom-lie.png,red dawn freedom lie http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/m-i-a-s-new-protest-tactic-inciting-prank-call-flash-mobs,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Picture-13-350x257.png,all i wanna do is ring a ring ring ring http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/inside-american-idol-flesh-against-the-barricades,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-27-at-9.44.43-AM.png,LEE ESCAPES http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-half-keyboard-for-one-handed-typing,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-27-at-9.21.43-AM.png,I CAN'T http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/hot-dogs-to-become-slightly-less-deadly-maybe,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/six-170x111.jpg,or you won't get dessert http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/kiddieporn-island-suffers-from-low-res-mobile-phones,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/iped.jpg,IPED! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-shame-of-the-professors-summer-vacation,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/KEVIN_SUMMER.jpg,"WHERE YOU'LL BE ""VACATIONING""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/american-idol-lee-dewyze-is-afraid,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-26-at-2.38.19-PM.png,DUET http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/glee-sometimes-writers-slam-keyboards-with-ham-fists,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-26-at-3.50.14-PM.png,SPACE NODDITY http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/people-sure-do-like-to-complain-about-their-cell-phone-bills,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/3923471402_d1c0f13fbd-170x111.jpg,bill in a box http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/paris-is-incinerating,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sackin_summer.jpg,HOT STUFF http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/knifecrime-island-drunks-gearing-up-to-get-extra-loaded,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/drinkybrits.jpg,British people enjoy a drink http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/listicle-without-commentary-12-stevie-nicks-lyrics-in-order-of-their-profundity,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/stevie-350x263.jpg,"Happy Birthday, Stevie!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/men-who-can-wear-shorts,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/shortpants.JPG,Acceptable at the time http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/smirnoff-rep-speaks-were-not-behind-bros-icing-bros,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-26-at-12.28.01-PM.png,MORE BROS ICED http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/is-volunteer-flight-attendants-a-less-quease-inducing-term-than-scabs,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/2368351164_55974cd1b7-170x111.jpg,nice tail http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/republicans-request-more-military-resources-for-battle-against-brown-close-to-home,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/brewer.jpg,brewer http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/is-anything-we-make-online-now-going-to-exist-in-the-future,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-26-at-9.30.18-AM-350x263.png,SO FLOPPY http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/dessert-like-breakfast-item-just-as-unhealthy-for-you-as-expected,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Header_CinSS-170x111.jpg,add some sausage and you've got a meal (or three) http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/cuomos-goes-for-2-in-upstate-playploy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/starship.jpg,CUOMO FOR SPACE EMPEROR! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/its-fight-time,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sady_summer.jpg,SUMMER! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/guest-op-ed-fine-ill-talk,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tkam.jpg,"Sometimes things are just random, okay? Don't read too much into it!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/mutts-break-125-year-old-fur-barrier,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bilde.jpeg,otis http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/adventures-in-facebook-privacy-local-women-angered-by-wetback,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-25-at-3.30.20-PM.png,?? http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/ciudad-juarez-rumors-and-exchanges,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/obcal.jpg,Calderon and Obama http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/cell-phone-curse-particularly-hard-on-bulgarian-crooks,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cellghost.jpg,"This is what you get when you image search ""haunted cell phone."" Deal with it." http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/your-celebrated-summer,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/GALLAWAY_SUMMER1.jpg,GALLAWAY_SUMMER http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/how-to-use-hyphens-hint-avoid,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hyphen-170x111.jpg,"I'm a hyphen. I think I'm SOOOOO IMPORTANT because I provide clarity. I'm much fancier than a colon, and nowhere near as gaudy as an em dash. I look down on you. " http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/and-there-it-is-leafy-green-vegetables-will-kill-you,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/killer-lettuce1.jpg,lettuce kills http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/funny-money-not-so-funny-to-money-hungry-guy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/itsallabout-170x111.png,"now that you mention it, ben does look a bit smug" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-awl-in-your-internet-mailbox,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/you27vegotmail.jpg,"Kathleen Kelly, owner of a mom and pop children's bookstore, is having an affair. Although she's with Frank Navasky, a well-known journalist and man about town, she betrays him by secretly and anonymously corresponding with aman whom she met in an AOL chat room. Then, suddenly, her world starts to crumble around her, her business gets endangered by the opening of monolithic Fox Books discount store right around the corner. She meets Joe Fox, the young hotshot son of the owner, and immediately does not like him or his arrogant way of managing business matters. Naturally she turns to her anonymous e-mail friend for advice, he recommends that she close down her store. Things really start to heat up for the pair when Fox learns that his anonymous mail-pal is none other than his professional nemesis Kathleen Kelly. Hilarity and romance ensue." http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/portsmouth-new-hampshire-stands-up-and-shouts-for-dio,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Ronnie_James_Dio_SP.jpg,dio http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/gun-battle-rages-as-jamaican-government-attempts-to-arrest-aptronymic-druglord,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/201052545226700734_2.jpg,coke http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/baseball-teams-go-for-broke-strategy-backfires,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/RODRIGUEZ_GRAY-350x263.jpg,RODRIGUEZ_GRAY http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/u2-and-christina-aguilera-will-not-be-riding-their-wild-horses-this-summer,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/u2-321x263.jpg,the edge knows what's up http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/24-answers-to-unanswered-questions-about-%e2%80%9c24%e2%80%9d,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/24.jpg,"The dude from ""24""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/adventures-in-facebook-privacy-marine-claims-he-humiliated-afghani-prisoner,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-24-at-6.03.23-PM.png,Screen shot 2010-05-24 at 6.03.23 PM http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/everyones-a-tourist,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/maria_summer.jpg,OIA! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/what-i-saw-on-my-way-to-citi-field,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-24-at-5.11.44-PM.png,TAKE WHATEVER TRAIN YOU CAN http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/rich-people-things-jefferson-and-the-culture-war-on-business,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-24-at-3.04.41-PM.png,WHICH WHITE MAN SAID WHAT? http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/why-is-crime-down-is-it-mario-brothers,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-24-at-3.42.01-PM.png,THE OLD UBERVIOLENCE http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-summer-i-spent-committing-forgery-for-a-terrible-cause-that-is-ruining-the-world,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lindsay_summer.jpg,THE SUMMER OF OUR OILY DISCONTENT http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/local-movie-chain-is-really-sorry-about-that-20-ticket-mixup,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/shrek.jpg,the fart jokes? are still free http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/18-facebook-replies-to-who-are-you-taking-with-you-to-see-sex-and-the-city-2,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-24-at-1.08.16-PM.png,Inquiring Machines Want To Know http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/yankee-stadiums-policies-will-force-you-to-pay-attention-to-the-field,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/thatguy-350x263.jpg,being That Guy at a non-Yankee Stadium http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/sad-distant-planet-being-eaten-by-its-own-sun,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/galeatsworld.jpg,galactus http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/would-an-insanely-cackling-woman-entice-you-to-buy-a-25-95-hardcover,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lol.png,it only hurts when i'm paid less than $10 an hour http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/bros-icing-bros-a-weekend-epidemic,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-24-at-11.12.58-AM.png,ICE ICED http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/bps-media-strangehold-on-the-ground-in-louisiana,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-24-at-10.09.47-AM.png,FRESH OIL! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-internet-a-series-of-little-boxes-on-the-hillside,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/aoldisk-283x263.jpg,"miss u, floppy disk-borne business model" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/portrait-of-an-addict-to-drug-memoirs-with-terrible-titles-as-a-young-man,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-24-at-9.56.06-AM.png,WOULD YOU SMOKE CRACK WITH THIS MAN? (A: PROBABLY YES) http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/43-answers-to-unanswered-questions-about-%e2%80%9clost%e2%80%9d,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-24-at-8.54.30-AM.png,"God, Veronica. My afterlife is so boring. If I have to sing Kumbaya one more time... " http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/you-will-obey-andrew-cuomo-and-elect-him-now,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/starship.jpg,CUOMO FOR SPACE EMPEROR! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/ask-them-why-dont-you-feel-an-obligation-to-protect-the-poor,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-21-at-3.32.34-PM.png,OH HI! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/difficult-listening-hour-johnny-rotten-gyorgy-ligeti-and-a-new-timothy-andres-track,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-21-at-4.07.22-PM.png,PUNK ROCK? http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/todays-existential-dilemma-should-one-consider-edible-underwear-food,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/302caloriesBEAUTY-350x263.jpg,slurp! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/less-stupid-two-for-the-road,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lessstupid.jpg,IT'S AN AWL COMMENT? http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/tavern-on-the-green-to-become-more-touristy-slightly-less-of-a-trap,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/entrance.png,maps to the left http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/prison-island-ninjas-save-german-from-muggers-in-triumph-for-globalization,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ninjas.jpg,"Ninjas much like these, but Australian, saved a German medical student from a gang of muggers, who were scared off by their sheer ninjosity" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/jim-wiatt-a-friend-to-hollywood-fags-stomps-off-to-new-york,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-21-at-1.41.49-PM.png,"WELCOME TO TOWN, HON" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/vito-fossellas-comeback-staten-island-loves-family,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-21-at-12.42.14-PM.png,VITO: SO MUCH LOVE TO GIVE http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/thing-in-new-york-city-more-gets-expensive-again,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/shrek.jpg,It'll cost you http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/pac-man-at-30,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/pac-man.jpg,This picture is from his younger days http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/guest-op-ed-why-bros-get-iced-bro,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-21-at-11.20.04-AM.png,HOW YOUR ICE GETS BRO'D http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/little-girls-in-liking-to-play-dress-up-shocker,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/balancing.png,tiptoe through the tulips http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/financial-reform-bill-eh-dont-worry-about-it,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-21-at-10.12.16-AM.png,MM HMM http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/ah-the-cup-of-life-and-love,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/wine-glass-pour-170x111.jpg,wine-glass-pour http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/vanishing-point-downfall-and-the-filmed-history-of-hitler,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-20-at-3.09.46-PM.png,DO YOU KNOW HOW HITLER FEELS? http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/atm-creators-card-expires,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/atmmachine.jpg,"Note to aspiring bloggers: This is a TERRIBLE image choice. You should always try to use something with people, as humans are drawn to pictures of eyes and recognizable features. This was a very lazy selection on my part. But whatever, I want to get out of here. Sometimes it IS about me." http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-ten-best-lists-about-lost-in-order,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-20-at-2.41.12-PM.png,"POLAR BEARS, POLAR BEARS" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/google-becomes-the-34685th-company-to-try-and-turn-the-web-into-tv,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Picture-31.png,at least the screen's resolution is better now http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/terrible-awesome-vampire-show-still-only-good-thing-on-odd-network,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-20-at-12.33.26-PM.png,YAY http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/neighborliness-and-no-loneliness-what-city-am-i-living-in,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/frank-sinatra-wee-hours-2009-lg-72555600.jpg,sinatra http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/keep-those-comments-coming,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/comments.jpg,"Meta, huh?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/senator-confounded-by-mystery-of-automatic-teller-machine,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bn-170x111.jpg,I bet whenever somebody hands Ben Nelson change he bites on the coins to make sure they're real http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/coastal-liberal-journeys-to-arizona-finds-food-cheap,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-20-at-11.43.58-AM.png,"LOOK OUT, HATERS OF MEXICANS" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/kreepie-kats-dont-leave-jacob-not-without-doing-full-frontal,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/kats640.jpg,KATS http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-webutante-ball-a-massive-circle-jerk-says-its-own-facebook-group,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-20-at-11.58.49-AM.png,UM? http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-limited-edition-denim-trend-officially-gets-out-of-hand,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tumblr_l2q144Rs1z1qz8i9ko1_500-350x263.jpg,tumblr_l2q144Rs1z1qz8i9ko1_500 http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/new-blogs-fire-tom-friedman,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-20-at-9.47.31-AM.png,TALK TO THE STACHE http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/more-on-your-hammfey-mommydaddy-complex,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-20-at-9.30.29-AM.png,SWELL WELL! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/terrible-gallery-signals-end-of-internet,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lockwall.jpg,That's damned interesting http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/new-jersey-dmv-future-proofs-against-lexeme-evolvement,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-20-at-9.05.02-AM.png,LANGUAGE IS A DMV VIRUS http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/kids-decide-that-school-is-more-fun-than-great-adventure,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/crabtree-161x111.gif,AND SHUT UP http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/listicle-without-commentary-7-things-to-expect-when-getting-off-zoloft,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-19-at-3.40.52-PM.png,HOW LOFTY http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/easy-listening-harvey-milk-a-small-turn-of-human-kindness,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-19-at-4.11.59-PM.png,MILK http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/whats-next-a-mountain-climbing-infant,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/20climber1-articleInline.jpg,20climber1-articleInline http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/sleazy-antelopes-scamming-extra-sex-through-deceptive-practices,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/topi-170x111.jpg,"""Dude, I can't believe she fell for that!""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-best-dressed-rich-man-in-the-entire-world,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-19-at-3.15.06-PM.png,YOUR VISCOUNT: THIS IS WHAT BEST-DRESSED LOOKS LIKE IN ENGLAND http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/listicle-without-commentary-20-albums-that-are-celebrating-their-20th-anniversary-in-2010-thus-making-me-feel-old,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/200px-Megadeth-RustInPeace.jpg,200px-Megadeth-RustInPeace http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/a-guide-to-red-bank-new-jersey-for-jon-stewart,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/3735880376_86ec475405.jpg,front street http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-cbgb-bathroom-moves-out-to-the-burbs,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/yucko-170x111.png,what of the smell http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/glee-the-extremely-hetero-acting-neil-patrick-harris,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-19-at-12.30.55-PM.png,EXTREMELY STRAIGHT ACTING http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/did-rival-give-vietnam-story-to-the-new-york-times,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/nytfront.jpg,NYT http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/double-down-to-stick-around-for-all-of-swimsuit-season,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/kfcsandwich-170x111.jpg,DOUBLE DOWN MORE LIKE DONT EAT TWO OR YOUR BODY WILL TURN ON YOU http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/goldman-sachs-trashes-new-york-times,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-96-200x141.jpg,SOMEBODY'S WATCHING YOU http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/notion-of-haute-stoner-cuisine-brings-back-unappetizing-memories,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/6414404302.jpg,beefaroni http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/hooray-tourists-lane-proposed-for-nyc-sidewalks,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-19-at-9.56.52-AM.png,SIDEWALK http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/a-complete-list-of-worried-goldman-sachs-clients-presented-by-the-times,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-19-at-9.29.20-AM.png,"NEW JERSEY, A LOCAL STATE" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/axl-rose-to-get-in-the-ring-courtroom-with-his-former-manager,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/200px-GNRchinesedemocracy.jpg,never forget 2008 http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/some-people-in-some-states-voted-yesterday,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/specter.jpg,End of the road http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/today-in-facebook-status-updates-who%e2%80%99s-masturbating-now,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-18-at-3.57.51-PM.png,FACEBOOK! IT'S MAGIC! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/it-aint-easy-being-waka-flocka-flame%e2%80%94seriously,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/waka-flocka-flame2.jpg,flocka http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/oregon-burger-chain-apparently-trying-to-discourage-customers-from-overindulging,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/calories.png,maximizing your calories per dollar http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/i-am-indeed-the-model-of-a-modern-website-weatherman,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/weathernow.gif,AccuWeather! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/jeffrey-toobin-and-his-apparent-ex-both-take-on-the-supreme-court,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-18-at-2.46.48-PM.png,"JEFF ""SHUT UP LIBERALS"" TOOBIN" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/horses-give-a-lick-for-wounded-pal,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/horsies.jpg,"Horses. I mean, what else is there to say? These are horses, the end. " http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/herpetologists-much-cooler-goodie-goodie-ornithologists,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/howyoudoin-170x111.jpg,Herpetic http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/coca-cola-diagnosing-a-few-too-many-people-with-world-cup-fever,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/airmiami.jpg,hey hey hey i've got it http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/your-memories-are-stored-in-your-teeth,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tooth.jpg,If you leave me I'll forget you http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/it-is-still-probably-not-a-good-idea-to-smoke-pot-around-grizzly-bears,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/potbear.jpg,"Pot or not, the bears will fuck you up" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/love-in-the-time-of-pageview-inflating-comment-sections,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ist2_1246166-computer-love-170x111.jpg,kraftwerk would be proud http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/many-of-your-favorite-bloggers-are-fake,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-18-at-10.45.22-AM.png,ARE YOU THE REAL MOE? http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/vietnam-still-an-issue-in-american-politics,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/blu.jpg,"It's like ""In The Lake of the Woods"" without the massacre" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/yes-but-does-god-wear-toenail-polish,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/toe-tm.jpg,toe http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/hotmail-hey-baby-remember-me,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sexy.jpg,this is 2002 calling http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-shocking-health-news-about-bacon,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bec.jpg,How could something so good be so bad? http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/tar-balls-in-key-west-where-rich-people-live-clutches-pearls,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-18-at-8.49.32-AM.png,THEY ARE BALLS OF TAR? http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-awl-radio-car-phone,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/carphone.jpg,THE PHOTOSHOP IS AS BAD AS THE MUSIC http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/pretty-girl-may-have-objectified-herself-in-inappropriate-way,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/michia.jpg,"Say it ain't so, Miss USA!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/babies-gets-brutally-panned,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-17-at-4.11.35-PM.png,OH GOD NO NOT THE BABIES http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/apartments-ameneties-include-nice-view-wind-tunnel-simulator,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/3229322635_c834939a84_m.jpg,rumble rumble rumble whoosh http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/fight-night-douchebag-as-role-model-the-case-of-paulie-malignaggi,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-17-at-1.28.01-PM.png,Paulie Malignaggi http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/oil-slick-will-eat-florida-predicts-former-martime-polluter,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/slick-170x111.jpg,Heading to Florida? http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/cell-phonetumor-connection-still-on-hold,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cellbaby-170x111.jpg,This just seems like a bad idea http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/graphed-at-last-fx-%c2%bdx-7,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-17-at-12.07.12-PM.png,f(x) = ½x + 7 http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/rich-people-things-summitseries-thewashingtonsummit-is-networking,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-17-at-11.48.28-AM.png,TRUE! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/rooftop-farming-gets-a-little-too-heavy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/soil.jpg,dirty politics http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/justin-bieber-fans-will-always-find-a-way-to-get-their-man-into-twitters-trending-topics-list,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bieby.png,it's like a helmet of hair http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/now-i-know-which-dude-is-david-shields,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-17-at-10.41.31-AM.png,A MAN-IFESTO http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/elena-kagan-clearly-just-another-worthless-childless-lawyer,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-17-at-10.21.34-AM.png,CHILDLESS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/ronnie-james-dio-1942-2010,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-17-at-10.11.00-AM.png,OH RONNIE http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/stab-proof-airport-seats-prison-tested-knifecrime-island-approved,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sitnstab-170x111.png,find the knives! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/single-male-42-seeks-compliant-companion,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-17-at-9.21.35-AM.png,ALL YOURS http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/how-did-nobody-think-of-combining-these-two-foodstuffs-until-now,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/keepitreal-170x111.png,philly keeps it real http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/machines-claim-victory-as-prime-news-delivery-agents-photos,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-17-at-8.59.12-AM.png,STUPID HUMAN HEADLINES http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/public-apology-dear-bmx-bike-rider,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/apology-icon2.jpg,apology icon http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/california-schwarzenegger-budget-would-eliminate-welfare,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-14-at-4.30.03-PM.png,WE TOLD YOU WHEN HE WAS ELECTED http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/are-cougars-unsafe-for-children-or-for-the-whole-human-race-in-general,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img-thing-170x111.jpg,img-thing http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/half-baked-lemon-squares,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lsq.jpg,"Lemon, square" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/10-reasons-why-you-should-give-me-one-more-chance-this-weekend-by-russell-crowe,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-14-at-2.52.56-PM.png,HEY. IT'S ME. RUSSELL. I'M IN THE BATH RIGHT NOW http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/gordon-gekko-starting-to-sound-a-bit-like-an-angry-livejournaler,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/gekko-170x111.png,gekko not geico http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/we-have-the-fakes-and-were-voting-yes,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ns.jpg,"Is it real, or is it..." http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/a-discount-on-good-food-for-a-very-good-cause,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/taste.jpg,SUP http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-machines-meaning-of-failure-of-lebron-james-and-deepwater-horizon-systems,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-14-at-12.36.04-PM.png,FAIL http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/labour-mp-gets-the-knife-on-the-way-out,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-14-at-12.24.32-PM.png,STABBED! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/ciudad-juarez-terror-in-the-valley,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/trg.jpg,Rio Grande http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/taco-bell-turns-doritos-into-sorta-mexican-sorta-food-through-the-power-of-synergy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Doritos_Late_Night_Tacos_at_Midnight-170x111.gif,sup fourth meal? http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/list-of-pr-firms-currently-banned-from-my-inbox,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/BLOCKED.jpg,BLOCKED http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/dear-america-please-come-visit,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/park-170x111.jpg,"I mean, amazing park, right? Come see it!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/minnesota-man-charged-with-being-more-evil-than-ozzy-osbourne,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/alg_suicide_nurse.jpg,melchert-dinkel http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/dee-snider-to-take-on-new-role-twisted-father,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dee-170x111.png,dee http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/local-paper-totally-flips-over-ketchup-de-salting,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-14-at-8.48.54-AM.png,WTF http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/american-idol-are-cougars-freeloaders-on-tween-lust,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-13-at-4.44.53-PM-336x263.png,CASEY JAMES WILL LOVE YOU http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/law-order-d-o-a,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/law-order125.jpg,law-order125 http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/domestic-violence-not-just-for-straights-anymore-still,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-13-at-5.13.53-PM.png,... http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/how-to-be-tolerant,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bluered.jpg,"Blue and red, getting along" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/when-reporters-turn-against-reporters-with-lawyers,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-13-at-3.17.19-PM-281x263.png,G-POS http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/listicle-without-commentary-lesser-known-members-of-black-sabbath,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ei.jpg,SABBATH! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/elena-kagan-criticized-supreme-court-lets-get-her,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-13-at-2.56.21-PM.png,VERY ANGRY MEETING! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/hawaii-now-free-to-ignore-birther-wingnuts,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/images.jpeg,images http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/worst-wedding-dj-ever-an-internet-video-sensation-examined,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/heymrd.png,work or shoot? http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/oh-yeah-that-u-s-ops-complete-in-haiti,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-13-at-1.47.30-PM.png,ALSO SOME RICH LADY WENT THERE http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/what-do-you-call-conde-nast-at-the-freedom-tower,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-13-at-1.16.46-PM.png,NB BUILDINGS DO NOT EXIST/WILL NOT EXIST FOR SOME TIME MAYBE/EVER http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/japanese-breakup-consultants,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/the-end-170x111.jpg,annnnd scene http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/betty-white-blows-up-snl-ratings,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-13-at-11.06.46-AM.png,GET IT GIRL http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/funny-arcade-game-disaster-flick-to-go-full-length-with-adam-sandler,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-13-at-10.06.03-AM-350x263.png,GET KONG'D! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/do-lesbians-love-holding-the-big-stick,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/loto.jpg,I always had suspicions about Lori Petty in this movie http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/how-the-rise-of-the-car-failed-american-society,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-13-at-9.38.07-AM-350x263.png,IT WAS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/sex-and-the-city-continues-to-inspire-sad-ladies-hack-writers,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sex-and-the-city-2-poster-371.preview-170x111.jpg,not shown: ugly-ass shoes http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/humans-obsolete-declares-machine-sympathetic-news-paper,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-13-at-8.33.56-AM-350x263.png,SOME FUTURE PLANS http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/one-bazillion-lawsuits-later-bp-stock-may-finally-dive,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-13-at-8.45.56-AM.png,TODAY'S OILY FORECAST http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/stop-threatening-to-kill-people-over-the-internet,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-12-at-2.30.25-PM.png,DOING IT WRONG http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/espn-3d-a-kick-in-the-head,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/kick-170x111.png,WATCH OUT http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/marina-abramovics-the-artist-is-present-in-another-context,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-12-at-3.47.31-PM.png,RIGHT NOW http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/new-bar-hat-follows-long-british-tradition-of-bizarre-headgear,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bowl-170x111.jpg,"Flip it over, put it on your head, and Bob's your uncle" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/abu-dhabi-where-the-atms-are-filled-with-gold,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/gold_bars1-170x111.jpg,gold_bars http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/cool-to-look-at-optical-illusions-dont-always-work-as-advertised,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/82978496-ADA7-423C-CED9DB6BDA94D22B_8.jpg,op art http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/glee-im-dumb-but-im-not-stupid,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-12-at-1.08.36-PM.png,HOTTY MCLESS-HOT http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/brooklyn-inspired-font-precious-loopy-totally-inevitable,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cafemakingmegrumpy-170x111.jpg,cafemakingmegrumpy http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/flicked-off-please-give-or-pity-is-different-than-affection,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-12-at-12.43.22-PM-350x263.png,THE KEENER http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/run-dino-run,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/italian_bear_pride_flag_poster-p228282920968513998tdad_210.jpg,dino http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/listicle-without-commentary-the-16-no-1-debuts-in-the-history-of-the-billboard-hot-100-in-order-of-personal-preference,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/eminem-170x111.jpg,lose yourself all over again http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-huge-nyc-budget-disaster-adult-literacy-programs,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/caw1.jpg,Go caw yourself http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/mans-aptitude-at-nut-opening-rewarded-by-health-benefits,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-12-at-9.29.53-AM-350x263.png,CAN DO http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/gulf-oil-spill-still-going-but-your-hair-and-your-pets-can-help,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-07-at-9.26.06-AM-170x111.png,MMM! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/your-mother-call-her,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/mommy.jpg,She'll make it all right http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/spitzer-denies-romancing-elena-kagan-my-word,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-10-at-10.03.47-AM.png,HERE WE GO http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/six-minutes-in-heaven-will-leitch-how-are-your-sales,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-11-at-4.01.18-PM.png,NO BUT ARE WE? http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/sleigh-bells-treats,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/treats-161x111.png,treats http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/david-cameron-wins-the-race-to-run-knifecrime-island,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cameron-350x239.gif,This nation's new head blade http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/who-are-you-awl,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/will1.jpg,ALEX TOLD ME I COULD PUT IN ANY PICTURE I WANTED. - DAVID CHO http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/gypsy-crime-nation-seeks-solution-for-gypsy-crime-problem,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-11-at-2.41.55-PM-286x263.png,SCARY BUT ALSO A LITTLE HOT http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/mtv-opening-on-screen-employment-agency-for-people-who-arent-on-the-real-world,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/281x211-170x111.jpg,now get me some coffee http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-race-to-run-knifecrime-island-ends-for-gordon-brown,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/draggingitout-170x111.jpg,And that'll do it http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/huge-bear-underwear-fashion-extravaganza,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-11-at-2.00.23-PM-350x258.png,BEAR FASHION FEVER! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/do-not-work-yourself-to-death,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bswd.jpg,That's about the size of it http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/lulu-at-the-met-marys-first-opera,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-11-at-12.53.04-PM.png,LA LULU http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/germany-always-being-victimized-by-europe,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/deppen.jpg,The Deppen Krauts http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-secret-to-economic-recovery-a-corporate-sponsor,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/domeCopy-3-of-ladies_black_lrg-170x111.jpg,just think of the franchising possibilities http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/justice-dept-finally-sued-over-torture-emails,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-25-at-4.12.59-PM-200x227.jpg,NO SERIOUSLY http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/labour-moving-out,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/alloverbar.jpg,I hope they're leaving all the good knives behind http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/jews-now-able-to-drink-heavily-repress-emotions,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/rl.jpg,Trailblazer http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/jersey-mayhem-67500-mystery-solved,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jersey-mayhem.jpg,jersey mayhem http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/playboy-to-bring-3-d-technology-to-readers-private-moments,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/519W05mAIgL._SL500_AA280_-170x111.jpg,Not a reproduction of the actual centerfold http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/how-to-not-spend-any-money-in-new-york-city,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Moth-Wallet-170x111.jpg,buzz buzz buzz http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-poetry-section-kimberly-grey,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/finally-the-right-witch-hunt-the-sec-goes-after-moodys,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-10-at-4.08.15-PM.png,"NO THE OTHER SEC, DEAR" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/your-mediocre-sperm-whos-to-blame-does-it-matter,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sperm-170x111.jpg,You're all LOSERS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/where-are-they-now-n-w-as-original-posse,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/SH106628m.jpg,posse http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/twitters-popularity-asserting-tools-back-to-normal,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/fail-whale-170x111.png,"float on, brave whale" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-tragedy-of-gordon-brown,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/browngobyue.jpg,"In honor of Gordon's resignation we are retiring the word ""beleaguered""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/rich-people-things-bonos-equity-fund-doing-eh,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-10-at-11.44.10-AM.png,LIVING THE DREAM http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/for-just-5950-you-can-live-with-the-constant-aroma-of-delicious-pork,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ssam-170x111.jpg,free delivery? http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/this-week-layer,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/weather.jpg,"They actually turned the heat on in my apartment, which is ridiculous" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/mika-brzezinski-a-serious-journalist-with-serious-gams,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Picture-11-170x111.png,someone get dian hanson on the line http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/would-you-like-to-buy-kanye-wests-house,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/kanye-house-8.jpg,kanye bathroom http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/elena-shorty-kagan-to-get-own-supreme-court-confirmation-mess,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-10-at-10.03.47-AM.png,HERE WE GO http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/baseball-wisdom-straight-from-the-mouth-of-grandma,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/braden09topps-170x111.jpg,braden09topps http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/ask-them-hello-i-voted-for-george-bush-twice-lets-talk,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-07-at-4.06.41-PM.png,LET'S CHAT! A/S/L??? http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/tales-from-brooklyn-short-stories-about-love-actually-sex-part-5,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-09-at-1.36.48-PM-350x263.png,BROOKLYN http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/they-razed-clubland-and-put-up-a-food-court,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Picture-3-170x111.png,"gelato, anyone?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-margaret-mead-of-the-north-american-weirdo-christopher-owens-and-the-children-of-god,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-07-at-3.09.05-PM.png,HOW YOUNG IS TOO YOUNG FOR JESUS? http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/cablevision-head-honcho-does-not-let-grudges-go-easily,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dolan-sadface-170x111.jpg,a powerful slump http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/times-square-evacuated-again-so-what-about-nycs-anti-terror-surveillance-campaign,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-07-at-1.44.35-PM.png,TIMES SQUARE RIGHT NOW http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/tattoos-a-sign-of-extremely-attractive-risk-takers,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tattoo.jpg,"There are, of course, exceptions" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/smarkland-nic-rad,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-07-at-11.22.14-AM.png,SOME MATTER http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/volcano-jealous-of-oil-slick-says-hey-still-here,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/iceland.jpg,Askfdadj; http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/economic-catastrophe-creates-very-unpleasant-line-of-work,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/eviction-notice-170x111.jpg,leave (get out) http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/guest-op-ed-by-the-machines-did-you-get-our-message-yesterday,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-07-at-9.39.20-AM.png,TERMINALS http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/they-are-still-slashing-away-in-the-race-to-run-knifecrime-island,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/later-170x111.jpg,Long night http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-unintended-consequences-of-full-body-scanners-penis-jokes-paranoia,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Picture-2.png,see right through you http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/is-the-gulf-oil-spill-too-pretty-to-clean-up,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-07-at-9.12.30-AM.png,MMM MULTIPLE GLOBS http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/public-apology-dear-pam-and-david-macneill,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/apology-icon1.jpg,apology icon http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-house-of-mirth-as-a-poorly-played-game-of-choose-your-own-adventure,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-06-at-4.07.34-PM.png,CHOICES! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/neanderthals-drag-knuckles-among-us,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/54218787_dSUF8-O.jpg,evolution chart http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-crash-of-10-an-oral-history,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/crashy.jpg,Looking back at the wreckage http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/worlds-largest-beaver-dam-is-so-big-you-can-see-it-from-space-just-like-that-car-parked-on-my-block,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screenshot20100506at11.34.06AM.jpg,beaver dam http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/chocolate-chip-free-your-hair-and-your-scalp-will-follow,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-06-at-2.22.11-PM.png,MM HMM http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/massive-selloff-goodbye-dow-10000,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-06-at-2.55.49-PM.png,YIKES http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/science-rapid-weight-loss-leads-to-extra-thinness,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/skin.jpg,"I Google image searched for ""Be more skinny"" and this is what came up. You know what, this is kind of a half-assed post to begin with, so I'm certainly not going the extra mile for the accompanying photo. Deal with it." http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/an-iron-man-2-review,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/2hcpapv.jpg,"HE'S A MAN, MADE OF IRON. BUT NOT REALLY, IT'S JUST THE SUIT THAT'S MADE OF IRON." http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/family-research-council-founders-rented-boy-was-not-as-it-turns-out-there-to-carry-bags,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Picture-1.png,stroke! stroke! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/burn-sinners-its-the-national-day-of-prayer,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-06-at-12.21.28-PM.png,HELL! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-ever-gulping-ouroboros-of-the-haul-video,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/makeup-170x111.png,not snooki http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/gulf-oil-leak-cofferdam-goes-down-at-noon,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-06-at-11.17.08-AM.png,OIL http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/knifecrime-knifecrime-knifecrime,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/knifeher.jpg,Glass me no questions http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/long-island-newspaper-gets-only-the-sexist-and-racist-part-of-making-a-sexist-and-racist-joke-right,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sanfordandson-170x111.jpg,what? http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/los-suns-win-victory-for-equality-spanglish,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/nashlossuns.jpg,Steve Nash is pretty damn likeable http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-race-to-run-knifecrime-island-blades-out,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/knifecrimeislandpoll.jpg,"I read the news today, oh boy" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/ciudad-juarez-how-this-war-is-not-like-colombia-italy-and-chicago,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-05-at-4.36.58-PM.png,FEDERALES http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/whiteness-its-not-just-for-vodka-anymore,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dawg.jpg,"What up, dog?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-picasso-sale-world%e2%80%99s-most-expensive-artwork-and-my-whiskey-chocolate-chili,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-05-at-3.16.45-PM.png,EXPENSIVE! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/get-excited-vanity-googling-is-no-longer-a-crime,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/google_mirror_server_image_elgoog-170x111.jpg,I'M STARTING WITH THE SEARCH ENGINE IN THE MIRROR http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/half-baked-mexican-taco-night-dinner-is-tonight,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-05-at-2.44.15-PM.png,YAY TACO http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/what-we-talk-about-when-we-talk-about-coming,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/clowntoss.jpg,"Not recommended: ""Take it all, clown!""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/this-newest-wrinkle-in-the-contaminated-tylenol-story-is-not-helping-me-feel-better,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/68040-170x111.gif,maybe duct tape can help you with that runny nose instead http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/pizza-chains-marketing-ploy-works-like-a-charm,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/noid-170x111.gif,papa john's enemy no. 1 http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/jon-meacham-putting-together-bid-for-newsweek,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jm-170x111.jpg,This guy http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/switched-on-beer,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/moogale-170x111.jpg,moogale http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/glee-a-bad-reputation-is-better-than-no-reputation-at-all%e2%80%a6arguably,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-05-at-11.05.56-AM.png,ONJ http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/worlds-stupidest-trial-is-next-week,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-05-at-10.44.17-AM.png,Jonas Lara http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/terrible-person-says-terrible-thing-to-score-terrible-political-point,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/grovien-170x111.jpg,It would be even worse if he actually believed it http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/one-leak-meaninglessly-plugged-in-gulf,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-05-at-9.11.09-AM.png,ONE CUBIC METER http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/tennessee-floods-disaster-declared-media-criticisms-levied,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/4581268338_f25fbcf283_m-170x111.jpg,"opryland, flooded" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/real-america-go-on-move-here-then,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/main-street-final.png,main street final http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/tila-tequilas-gossip-blog-somehow-manages-to-drag-the-whole-category-down-further,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/OMG2-170x111.jpg,stop telephonin' me-eh http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/today-in-almost-plausible-ways-to-explain-ones-hiring-of-an-escort,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/luggage-170x111.jpg,nice bags http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/glenn-beck-surprises-fox-hosts-by-saying-good-smart-thing,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/alg_glenn_beck_vid.jpg,beck http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-day-i-ran-out-of-ideas,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-04-at-1.13.01-PM-350x263.png,*{}* http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/monkey-sex-tools-pretty-much-giant-boner-here-announcements,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/chimpleaf-170x111.jpg,"""Why, yes, that is an erection in my, uh, pocket""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/is-bp-using-fake-oil-rig-workers-as-a-pr-scheme,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-04-at-12.44.09-PM.png,PROTECTING THE BORDER http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-bookmobile-an-excerpt-from-are-we-winning,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/arewewinning.jpg,This is a really good book. -- Alex Balk http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/hybrid-animals,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/leopon01.jpg,leopon http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/awfulness-of-britain-collected-in-one-simple-location,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/laboiurshame.gif,Putting the knife in Knifecrime Island http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-flooding-in-tennessee-its-looking-pretty-grim,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/4576670987_94ab3eb303-170x111.jpg,second street underwater http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/pink-weekly-debuts-cash-for-traffic-reporter-bonus-jackpot-scheme,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-03-at-6.36.03-PM.png,FORMER 'NEW YORK OBSERVER' EDITOR PETER KAPLAN http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/naturalized-citizen-did-not-write-crazy-anti-tax-screed-is-clearly-a-terrorist,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-04-at-9.24.36-AM.png,TERROR NISSAN KILLS NOBODY http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/in-the-weeds-the-mckee-botanical-garden,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/B1.jpg,1 http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-hold-steady-play-the-weekenders-on-letterman-ben-ratliff-pretends-hes-craig-finn,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-03-at-5.01.27-PM.png,HOLD IT NOW HIT IT http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/orangey-bacon-sandwich-surprisingly-enjoyable,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/marmabac.jpg,"Also, this exists" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/now-every-room-in-your-house-can-smell-like-steam-grilled-meat-and-onions,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/wc5013_rg-170x111.jpg,french fry air freshener optional http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/grizzly-bearpolar-bear-combo-discovered-dispatched,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/grolar.jpg,Mixed bear http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/we-will-slice-up-the-clouds-with-our-giant-rayguns-for-the-sweet-water-within,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tumblr_l1ih6raIFy1qzontso1_12801-350x263.jpg,"That's right, nice and easy and no one gets cut with lasers" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/not-so-elitist-first-lady-unable-to-use-iphone,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-03-at-2.52.52-PM-279x263.png,POOR LADY! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/the-e-investigation-rich-kids-who-kill,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-03-at-2.20.12-PM-350x263.png,SHE KILLS WITH HER KNIFE http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/recapping-alex-balks-dream-episode-18493-high-school-rock-concert-by-rail,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bfbn1.jpg,It was this tour! http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/listicle-without-commentary-the-nine-most-facepalm-worthy-slogans-on-t-shirts-and-tattoos-worn-by-bamboozle-festival-attendees,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/revert_bkncvneck-170x111.jpg,one of the tamer shirts http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/halliburtons-powerpoint-template-is-a-human-rights-violation,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-03-at-1.15.49-PM.png,GAHD http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/techonology-helping-nations-scholars-to-shape-our-depersonalized-future,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/campuskids-170x111.jpg,"Eerily silent, save for the sound of tapping fingers" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/a-guide-to-internet-people-named-molly,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-03-at-11.54.01-AM.png,MOLLY MOLLY MOLLY GET YOUR MOLLIES HERE http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/ipad-goes-platinum,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/4490797851_f091fb12e2-170x111.jpg,"turn, turn, turn" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/will-oldham-stars-in-very-funny-long-form-beer-commercial,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/willlll.gif,willlll http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/rich-people-things-russians-and-arabs-too-filthy-ethnic-for-dying-couture-industry,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-03-at-10.50.26-AM.png,IS THIS HARDCORE? http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/bombs-over-broadway,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Screen-shot-2010-05-03-at-9.01.26-AM.png,"NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA, FATMAN!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/boston-area-water-main-break-makes-monday-even-grosser,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tapwater-170x111.jpg,and not a drop to drink http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/is-it-the-duty-of-every-enlightened-female-to-put-out,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-30-at-4.13.24-PM.png,A FAMILIAR STORY http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/tales-from-brooklyn-short-stories-about-love-actually-sex-part-4,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-09-at-1.36.48-PM-350x263.png,BROOKLYN http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/vanishing-point-your-memes-reviewed-the-joseph-ducreux-self-portrait,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-30-at-1.09.38-PM.png,BELIEVE IT http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/irate-wall-street-will-trim-its-own-hedges,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/bull-170x111.jpg,"""Wall Street"" will even clean up this animal's poop on its own" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/half-baked-kentucky-derby-bourbon-balls,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-30-at-2.11.50-PM.png,BALLS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/broadway-plays-now-as-unrealistic-about-new-york-real-estate-as-friends,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/30envy-4-articleInline-170x111.jpg,rent control this http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/floyd-mayweather-as-the-great-black-villain,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-30-at-1.41.34-PM-350x263.png,FLOYD! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-best-new-thing-you-havent-heard-of-this-week-seth-colter-walls-and-maura-johnston-on-the-new-newness-strange-jazz-and-the-semi-return-of-hole,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/tedleo-170x111.jpg,here is an album that you should buy in physical form http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/goldman-sachs-way-down-on-news-of-everyones-investigations-everywhere,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-30-at-12.35.30-PM.png,yow http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/ciudad-juarez-why-the-press-declared-a-cartel-win,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-30-at-11.53.28-AM.png,JUAREZ http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/leslie-buck-1922-2010,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/anthora1.jpg,anthora http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/horror-chick-%e2%80%98nightmare-on-elm-street%e2%80%99-isnt-the-80s-but-it%e2%80%99s-great,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-30-at-10.37.21-AM1.png,FREDDY'S BACK http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/flailing-labour-party-struck-by-worlds-most-obvious-analogy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/crash-170x111.jpg,Which crash to watch? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/st-vincents-hospital-manhattan-1849-2010,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/stvincents-170x111.jpg,fly no more http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/louisiana-delta-forecast-shiny-oily-ruined,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-30-at-8.54.40-AM.png,UGH http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/sex-offender-week-performing-don-draper,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-29-at-4.03.18-PM.png,DON http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/burger-king-now-serving-breakfast-late,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/satcbrunch-170x111.png,Apparently this is now our most recognizable cultural reference point http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/tweet-and-run-reporting-results-in-iced-tea-tempest,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/arizona-iced-tea-170x111.jpg,140 characters of OVERSWEETENED DELICIOUSNESS http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/in-praise-of-five-cigarettes-a-day,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-29-at-2.15.02-PM.png,SMOKE IN HERE PLEASE http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/final-british-debate-to-resolve-which-poor-sucker-has-to-lead-country,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/broooooooooooon-170x111.jpg,"""Vote Labour, you daft racists""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/chocolate-chip-think-like-a-white-person-get-married-like-a-white-person,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-29-at-12.48.17-PM-350x263.png,STEVE HARVEY IS AN EXPERT http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/dairy-industry-takes-ever-growing-milk-authenticity-crisis-to-the-internet,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/catalogcity5-170x111.jpg,moooooo-ve file http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/pssst-wanna-buy-a-raptorex-skull,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/46397104_raptorex.jpg,raptorex http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/sex-offender-week-celebrity-apprentice-is-the-saddest-sex-war,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-29-at-12.13.05-PM-350x263.png,BRET MICAHELS http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/credit-report-crafters-nervous-about-their-profits-being-legislated-away,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/credit-report-image-170x111.gif,POW http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/cell-phone-radiation-will-ensure-that-you-do-not-forget-about-your-brain-tumors,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cellsmoke-170x111.jpg,She'll never forget anything http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/american-idol-the-fascism-of-tweens-and-the-case-for-monarchy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-29-at-10.52.29-AM.png,SIOBHAN http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/self-proclaimed-police-of-twitter-fail-to-hear-the-911-call-from-inside-the-precinct,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/110-gob-hotcop2-170x111.jpg,if only twitter policing were this hot http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/drill-farther-baby,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-29-at-8.53.41-AM.png,MMMM http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/basic-elements-of-life-discovered-on-classic-atari-game-nemesis,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/asteroids.jpg,It was the small ones you really had to watch out four http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/fondly-recalling-the-age-of-please-remembah-to-take-ya-belongins,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/rdntd-170x111.jpg,And remember this? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/last-night-pen-gala-hole,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/hole-nobodys-daughter-coverart-170x111.jpg,They also went to a fancy gala http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-magic-8-ball-movie-will-probably-not-be-as-inventive-as-the-magic-8-ball-movie-you-and-your-friends-dreamed-up-in-third-grade,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/magic_8ball_outlook_not_so_good-170x111.jpg,jokes that illustrate themselves dept. http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/staff-lunch-talk-what-makes-a-good-porn-parody,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-28-at-1.54.32-PM-350x263.png,NOT LARRY DAVID http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-fire-this-time,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/rdntd-170x111.jpg,Worse than a real rain http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/im-going-back-to-arizona-and-you-should-probably-come-too,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-28-at-12.37.05-PM.png,AZ http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/listicle-without-commentary-nine-products-named-after-the-word-blog-that-are-at-best-tangentially-related-to-helping-people-chronicle-things-on-the-internet,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/920468-p-DETAILED-170x111.jpg,highly bloggable http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/baseball-fans-disdain-inexplicably-centered-somewhere-near-lake-erie,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/major-league-lou-brown-170x111.jpg,not one of grady's ladies http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/glee-hello-ice-cream-visions-goodbye-horses,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-28-at-10.58.11-AM.png,SKINNY MINI! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/british-leader-demonstrates-worlds-saddest-facepalm,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/broooon-350x263.jpg,"""Head in your hands"" is NEVER a good look" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/for-her-next-trick-she-will-try-to-pay-for-her-u-s-mint-souvenirs-with-monopoly-money,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/pa120074-170x111.jpg,parking for BEYONCÉ only http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-goldman-sachs-hearings-and-the-finance-reform-bill,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-28-at-9.04.41-AM.png,OH TELL US MORE JOHN ENSIGN http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/future-criminals-of-america-beware,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/t2.jpg,Or maybe they will save us from the killer robots of tomorrow! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/sex-offender-week-rivers-cuomo-messes-you-up-forever,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-27-at-2.05.07-PM.png,RIVERS OF CUOMO http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/cindy-adams-i-love-you,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-27-at-4.00.26-PM.png,CINDY WORKING http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/artistic-feuds-of-our-times-doled-out-in-140-character-increments,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/fiiiight-170x111.jpg,"mark it, zero" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/real-america-robin-hood-and-elm-street-main-street-goes-to-the-movies,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/freddy.png,freddy http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/angry-record-store-patron-not-really-sure-what-he-wants-except-that-he-wants-it-now,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/4536318454_2aa2428b8a_m-170x111.jpg,first they came for the staff picks rack http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/goldman-sachs-self-evaluations-contain-grotesque-bonus-grubbing,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-27-at-1.27.50-PM-350x263.png,"ENSIGN, REALLY" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/jersey-mayhem-that-depends-what-kind-of-tastykake-are-we-talking-about,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/100341.jpg,tastykake http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/adding-pounds-for-good-behavior,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Onsite-170x111.gif,for good behavior http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/haven-on-earth-how-far-rich-folk-like-mike-bloomberg-will-go-to-avoid-taxes,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-27-at-12.04.19-PM.png,SOME TIPS FOR YOU http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/american-institution-saves-american-institution-and-we-have-topless-women-to-thank,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/299113264_21e5c6af1f_m-170x111.jpg,dream a little dream http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/listicle-without-commentary-15-real-headlines-from-publications-that-didnt-let-boobquake-go-to-waste,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/boob.png,boob http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/sequel-to-story-about-man-in-metal-suit-lacks-luster-of-previous-installment,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ironman2.jpg,Look how arty! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/mother-chimpanzee-dies-surrounded-by-her-loving-family-human-rendered-useless,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Chimpanzee.jpg,Chimpanzees http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/facebook-now-screwing-up-your-therapy-sessions-too,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/2209634f9834fc87_facebook_friend-170x111.png,maybe i'll wear this to my next appointment http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/new-study-links-fun-with-death,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/old.jpg,This hard-drinking smoker is actually 24 http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/nick-ayers-hearts-michael-steeles-monster-power-vacuum,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-27-at-8.55.55-AM.png,NICKY http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/sex-offender-week-feminism-for-young-dudes,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-26-at-5.24.29-PM.png,BROS ON THE LOOSE http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/wi-fi-on-commuter-trains-this-way-you-can-never-leave-the-office-if-you-have-a-job,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/laptopUser-170x111.jpg,what could he be gazing at? porn? spreadsheets? SPREADSHEET PORN? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/gawker-media-claims-reporter-exemption-in-gizmodo-raid,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-26-at-4.42.31-PM.png,JASON CHEN http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/sarah-palin-is-rolling-in-it,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/moneymaker.jpg,"""Oh, The Money You'll Make""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/america-isnt-open-all-night-any-more,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-26-at-2.11.12-PM.png,IT'S LIKE THIS OUT THERE http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/refried-bean-swastika-painting-aliens-with-mops-and-shears-are-trespassing-in-your-lawns-and-kitchens,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-26-at-1.18.04-PM.png,REFRIED BEAN SWASTIKA! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/first-look-george-w-bushs-memoir,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dp.jpg,Just be glad I didn't go with Molly Bloom's soliloquy http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/peanut-butter-and-bacon-burger,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/20100421-pbbaconburger-170x111.jpg,it only LOOKS like cheese http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/guest-op-ed-hey-congress-squares-dont-water-down-this-finance-reform-thing-huh-by-eddie-money,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-26-at-9.34.45-AM-350x263.png,SO MONEY http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/rich-people-things-the-sec-doesnt-care-about-your-ponzi-schemes,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-26-at-10.48.40-AM.png,STANFORD: MOST POPULAR http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/wealthy-mayor-still-wealthy-mayor,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/caw1.jpg,Go caw yourself http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/listicle-without-commentary-advertisements-in-the-new-wall-street-journal-greater-new-york-section-page-by-page,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/wsjgny.jpg,Monet-y! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/there-has-to-be-some-sort-of-going-to-the-dogs-pun-that-can-work-here,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/51Q4wD5QRjL._SS500_-170x111.jpg,just add bad techno http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/sony-landfills-the-floppy-disc,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/floppy-170x111.jpg,last writeables http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/crazy-memos-arthur-sulzberger-flips-out-on-wall-street-journal,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-22-at-8.46.53-AM-350x263.png,ARTIE O. S'BURGER http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/applied-mathematics-by-the-numbers-a-websites-first-year,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/appliedmathematics.jpg,It's Math! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/tales-from-brooklyn-short-stories-about-love-actually-sex-part-3,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-09-at-1.36.48-PM-350x263.png,BROOKLYN http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-twilight-saga-eclipse%e2%80%9d-trailer-script-charitably-rates-a-3rd-grade-reading-level,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-23-at-3.38.16-PM.png,TWI-WHAT? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/m-i-a-born-free,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/mia-170x111.jpg,and take your guitar riff http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/last-night-the-london-review-of-books-party,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-23-at-2.42.26-PM-350x263.png,THE FABLED LRB IS 30 http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/being-christlike-tamara-lowe-the-motivational-rapper-for-jesus,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-23-at-12.59.37-PM.png,"Love the one that hung on the hill, YO." http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/poor-taxin-lottery-succeeds-in-making-one-poor-person-rich,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-23-at-12.37.43-PM.png,GOD BLESS AND GOOD LUCK http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/horror-chick-do-not-see-the-human-centipede-unless-you-are-a-sick-sick-puppy-and-even-then-reconsider,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-23-at-12.04.22-PM.png,CENTIPEDE DIAGRAMS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/ahmadinejad-mugabe-sharp-dressed-bros,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-23-at-11.07.15-AM.png,BFF! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/knifey-brits-slacking-off,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/knifecrimeisland-170x111.jpg,This precious blade set in the silver sea http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/everything-you-dont-want-to-know-about-scott-j-bloch,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-23-at-10.08.17-AM.png,"SCOTT J. BLOCH, THE PERFECT APPOINTEE" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/olympic-runner-commits-a-real-boner-in-his-choice-of-male-enhancement-drugs,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/extenze_depot-170x111.jpg,the blue pill makes you more banned http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/if-you-are-still-alive-in-2040-then-cell-phones-are-probably-safe,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/gizguy-170x111.png,Potential victim? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/cupcake-fetishism-continues-to-encourage-healthy-eating-habits-among-new-york-citys-ladies,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/2296357918_0d73b3752b_m-170x111.jpg,cupcakes and babies and cupcakes and babies http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-internet-its-pretty-much-as-mean-as-all-of-us,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/NOGDF00Z-350x263.jpg,tying today up in a NICE NEAT BOW http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/ciudad-juarez-war-against-los-zetas-along-the-gulf-and-into-america,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-22-at-5.08.40-PM.png,LAREDO http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/guru-hard-earned,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-22-at-4.01.31-PM1.png,NB4R http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/facebook-advertisers-urgent-white-paper-on-an-unprecedented-niche-marketing-opportunity,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/FBOOK.jpg,WE CAN HELP! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/science-edges-closer-to-making-my-nefarious-schemes-a-reality,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/greenmarket.jpg,Here I am in Union Square wearing my invisibility cloak http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-poetry-section-eileen-myles-smile,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/magical-obama-makes-your-bicycle-disappear,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-22-at-1.22.14-PM.png,DOH http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/meet-your-vegetables-asparagus-is-here,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-22-at-11.57.50-AM.png,MARKETING http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-new-media-and-the-attention-economy-syndication,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-22-at-12.13.58-PM.png,$$$! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/overheard-at-starbucks-this-is-why-we-work-at-home,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-22-at-11.00.12-AM.png,OUTSIDE: DON'T GO THERE! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/user-experiences-pageviews-and-you,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/paginated.jpg,For example http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/bow-before-the-majesty-of-the-sun,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/thesun.jpg,Credit: NASA/Goddard/SDO AIA Team http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/tracey-thorn-why-does-the-wind,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/tracey.jpg,tracey http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/earth-day-were-doing-our-part,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/bulb1.gif,Wanna piss Tom Scocca off? Tell him how good these things are for the environment. http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/south-park-gets-bleeeep,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/southpark-170x111.jpg,friendly faces everywhere http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/those-stupid-germans-the-sec-and-michael-lewis,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-22-at-9.11.05-AM-326x263.png,!! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/color-of-money-has-right-seeing-red,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/drudgemoney.jpg,"It's okay, we're all a little predictable sometimes" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/nyt-1st-quarter-online-growth-totally-eroded-by-print-tailspin,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-22-at-8.46.53-AM-350x263.png,ARTIE O. S'BURGER http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-awl-fabricated-15-our-annual-ranking-of-the-most-read-fictional-publications,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/new-fronteir.png,new fronteir http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/difficult-listening-hour-penderecki-to-conduct-penderecki-in-nyc-with-yalies-in-tow,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-21-at-4.36.02-PM.png,IT'S LIKE THIS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/sexy-librarian-survey-from-18-years-ago-shows-just-how-far-weve-come,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/readingisblue_lg1-150x111.jpg,reading: TOO HOT FOR LIBRARIES http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/a-quick-note-regarding-allen-salkin%e2%80%99s-return,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/salk.jpg,Salkin is back http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/glee-the-transformation-of-average-people-losers,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-21-at-1.38.35-PM.png,GLEERING http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-new-niceness-now-infecting-newsday-sports-section,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/bigpelf-170x111.jpg,at least there was reason to be nice about the mets last night http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-bookmobile-an-excerpt-from-reality-matters-19-writers-come-clean-about-the-shows-we-cant-stop-watching,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/rmcover.jpg,Reality Matters http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/a-million-bankers-laughing-sec-totally-hosed-in-goldman-case,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-96-200x141.jpg,SOMEBODY'S WATCHING YOU http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/mike-allen-revealed-okay-not-really,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-21-at-11.48.21-AM.png,! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/everyone-is-so-upset-for-crime-victim-steve-jobs,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-21-at-10.24.03-AM.png,GIZ http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/are-our-kids-too-fat-to-become-the-hired-killers-of-the-future,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/lunchtray-170x111.jpg,Doing al-Qaeda's job? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/americas-cats-the-voiceless-victims-of-the-recession,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/2062628627_0e67dac51a_m-170x111.jpg,this is not awesome. http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/rodney-alcala-our-greatest-murderer-photographer,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-21-at-8.42.28-AM.png,1 http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/david-cho-mary-hk-choi-a-look-back-some-thanks-a-look-forward,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/bdayblogbetter.jpg,SUP http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/would-you-trust-7-eleven-to-make-your-beer,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Picture-2-170x111.png,and coming soon: GAMEDAY SLURPEE http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/british-swan-thinks-hes-british-people,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/britishswan.jpg,"Swan: ""Have a go if you think you're hard enough""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/jj-ceo-birthday,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-20-at-4.16.31-PM.png,JJ http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/wacky-georgia-legislature-fairly-representative-of-its-constiutents,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/chipping.jpg,You so rarely see a pro-chipping demonstration http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/lady-deadpool-marvel-comics-now-with-mary-h-k-choi,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-20-at-2.32.18-PM.png,LADY DEADPOOL OKAY? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/this-is-how-were-gonna-get-that-mainstream-media-fixed,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-20-at-2.21.56-PM.png,MAINSTREAMS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/orgasm-fakers-who-are-they,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/fakevermeer-350x263.GIF,"Sure, I could have gone with the picture of Meg Ryan, but I felt like being a little classier today" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/six-military-arrested-at-white-house-over-dont-ask,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-20-at-1.34.57-PM.png,BRAVE GAYS? OR MURDEROUS GAYS? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/developmental-milestones-the-awl-at-one,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-20-at-12.56.04-PM.png,THE XYLOPHONE THING IS BALK'S FACE http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/listicle-without-commentary-the-17-absolute-worst-least-worthwhile-utterly-embarrassing-posts-published-on-the-awl-in-its-first-year,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/awl.jpg,"Old, broken awl" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/chicks-dig-the-long-ball-and-everybody-loves-lists,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/IMG_0346-170x111.jpg,come bite the apple http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/considering-lady-gags-minus-the-finance,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-20-at-11.36.22-AM.png,GAGS http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/how-to-drink-your-way-through-allergy-season,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/bourby-170x111.jpg,It's the healthy choice! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/will-barack-obama-return-551683-in-national-amusements-inc-campaign-contributions,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-20-at-10.56.12-AM.png,OMG WHEN!? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/ipad-mugging-reveals-danger-of-tying-shopping-bags-around-your-fingers,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/product-wifi-170x111.jpg,product-wifi http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/6-5-things-to-know-about-goldman-sachs-the-sec-and-brand-management,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-20-at-8.55.19-AM.png,WHOLE HOG http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/youre-wasting-your-money-on-subscription-personal-ad-sites-says-guy-who-just-happens-to-work-for-free-personal-ad-site,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/lovemoney-170x111.jpg,the-dream unavailable for comment http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/gizmodo-semi-explains-the-iphone-but-not-about-title-18-sec-2314,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-19-at-3.49.27-PM-350x263.png,GIZ http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/iranian-cleric-passes-up-perfect-opportunity-to-end-bit-with-in-my-pants,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ckearthmove-170x111.jpg,This Carole King reference will be completely lost on young people http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/we-hear-a-rumor-that-steve-jobs-called-gizmodo,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Steve-Jobs-with-iphone.jpeg,CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/how-much-gizmodo-paid-for-the-next-iphone-story-coming-soon,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-19-at-3.49.27-PM-350x263.png,GIZ http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/mt-everest-getting-de-corpsed,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-19-at-3.28.52-PM-350x263.png,CLEAN UP ON AISLE 9 http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/dont-worry-about-the-government-oh-wait-yeah-do,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/billron.jpg,But who's laughing now? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/men-with-flat-voices-help-chicks-make-bad-choices,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/sm.jpg,"This deep-voiced, monotonous sounding fellow must get all sorts of tail" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/hekla-volcano-eruption-a-twitter-hysterie,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-19-at-1.48.11-PM-350x263.png,REEED HOOOT VOLCANOES! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/rich-people-things-finance-fiction-pales-beside-finance-fact,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-19-at-12.56.36-PM-350x263.png,BRUCE WAYNE: RICH http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/robyn-dancing-on-my-own,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/music_robyn-160x111.jpg,music_robyn http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/militiamen-waving-guns-at-white-house-to-celebrate-a-history-of-patriotic-intimidation,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/sam-170x111.jpg,"Funny, he doesn't look Jewish" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/d-c-is-the-new-new-york,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-19-at-11.08.52-AM-350x263.png,OH HAYYY http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-gmail-hack-mini-epidemic,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Hacker-170x111.png,Google's game will never be over http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/gizmodo-done-found-the-new-iphone-and-it-is-cute-and-squared-off,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-19-at-10.19.05-AM-350x216.png,Oooh http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-goldman-sachs-sec-investigation-is-a-joke,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-19-at-9.39.36-AM-350x256.png,A SHORT COMPLAINT http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/tripling-the-bacon-equals-doubling-the-double-down,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/3781-155x111.png,meat and cheese and meat and cheese and http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/34800,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/titih.jpg,"""Thanks I'll Tweet It Here"": Still available, but probably only useful to Lockhart Steele" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/public-apology-dear-mr-mccormack,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/apology-icon.jpg,apology icon http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/there-will-be-some-basketball-this-weekend,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/billlllll.jpg,"William Felton Russell, basketball immortal" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/school-district-sorry-camwhores,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/somebodyswatchingme-350x242.png,all i wanted was a candy and they wouldnt give it to me http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/very-recent-history-moved-move-story-moves-story,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/youbettermove.jpg,These things happen http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/tales-from-brooklyn-short-stories-about-love-actually-sex-part-2,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-09-at-1.36.48-PM-350x263.png,BROOKLYN http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/what-do-we-have-to-do-to-stop-this-volcano,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/joe_versus_the_volcano_1990_685x385.jpg,joe verses http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-margaret-mead-of-the-north-american-weirdo-pedal-pumping-porno,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-16-at-1.08.52-PM.png,PUMP THAT PEDAL??? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-census-what-is-person-1s-race,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-16-at-12.23.04-PM.png,Screen shot 2010-04-16 at 12.23.04 PM http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/bernie-kerik-preps-his-jail-blog-grillz,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-16-at-11.35.53-AM.png,BFF http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/icelandic-volcano-continues-to-wreak-havoc-on-worlds-airspace,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/4524702601_82ecd1301d_m-93x69.jpg,4524702601_82ecd1301d_m http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/tao-of-dow-new-accessory-makes-ipad-a-gazillion-times-more-awesome,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-16-at-11.28.24-AM-350x263.png,IT WORKS NOW http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/understanding-choochgate-new-yorks-slushy-pension-fund-fiesta,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-16-at-10.32.34-AM-350x263.png,CHOOCH! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/goldman-sachs-and-cdos-the-cdo-biz-is-dead-we-don%e2%80%99t-have-a-lot-of-time-left,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-96-200x141.jpg,SOMEBODY'S WATCHING YOU http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/phillies-fans-attempt-to-create-exciting-puke-night-promotion-fails,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/p1_phanatic-170x111.jpg,you have injured the phanatic's honor and you must pay http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/bloomberg-reminds-us-hes-still-way-better-than-that-last-dumb-guy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-16-at-10.00.56-AM.png,JUMPY? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/hooray-we-can-now-sort-of-blame-springtime-allergy-attacks-on-antibiotic-soap,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/antibacterial-soap-170x111.jpg,antibacterial-soap http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/british-woman-strikes-blow-for-equality,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/lhsave.jpg,Cheers to you! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/chocolate-chip-tyler-perry-just-keeps-on-presenting,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-15-at-1.33.32-PM-350x263.png,OH HER http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/waka-flocka-flame-as-coke-dealer-lebron-james-in-space,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/waka-cover.jpg,waka flocka http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/tina-fey-wants-it,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/tfesq-250x263.jpg,"I mean, she's doing it for what, her health?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-poetry-section-alex-dimitrov-self-portrait-as-brigitte-bardot-in-contempt,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/crazed-englishwoman-attempts-drinking-water-is-foiled,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-15-at-2.41.54-PM.png,WHAT GOES IN THIS? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/ciudad-juarez-the-sinaloa-cartel-and-where-we-are-now,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-14-at-10.08.58-PM-350x263.png,Joaquín Guzmán http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/will-campaign-make-britians-children-less-sexy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/billyb-170x111.jpg,Unattractive British child http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/does-working-at-home-really-let-you-spend-more-time-with-your-cats,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-15-at-2.13.51-PM-311x263.png,WORKING AT HOME? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/difficult-listening-hour-die-gezeichneten-amoeba-samstag-aus-licht-broken-bells-and-de-staat,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/stg3062-7.jpg,!!! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/im-the-guy-who-smokes-plus-i-got-depression,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/beef.gif,"I don't think Beef smokes, but it wouldn't come as a surprise" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/half-baked-13-recipes-under-7-50-for-the-urban-vegan,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-15-at-10.55.47-AM.png,USE THIS A WHOLE BUNCH http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/tao-of-dow-when-terrifying-giant-fanged-leeches-attack,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-15-at-12.02.31-PM-350x263.png,POPPA CAN YOU SEEEE MEE? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/barneys-co-op-totally-hosed-by-hippies,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-15-at-11.24.00-AM.png,FOR THE WIN! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/playtex-lifting-and-separating-the-ridiculous-from-the-even-more-ridiculous,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ack-170x111.png,ack http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/citi-yes-we-can-not-be-a-penny-stock,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-15-at-10.01.22-AM.png,ZOMG C! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-tea-party-is-as-depressing-as-it-is-predictable,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/teaparty.jpg,"This is long and ranty, you might want to skip" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/icelandic-volcano-making-northern-europe-even-more-annoyed-at-iceland,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/mynd_r_tf_sif_jpg_610x400_q951-350x263.jpg,boom http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-day-eliot-spitzer-supermanned-three-hos,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/spitz-170x111.jpg,What a day that was http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/vanishing-point-your-memes-reviewed-betty-white,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-14-at-4.12.49-PM-350x263.png,BETTY WHITE REALLY IS http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/local-paper-actually-covers-local-event,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-14-at-4.46.44-PM.png,DUCKLINGS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/larry-king-tied-with-liz-taylor-for-divorces,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-14-at-4.31.26-PM.png,TWO OF A KIND! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/is-your-vagina-making-you-worry-about-your-weight,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dysmo-170x111.jpg,"Even ""normal"" women worry!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/byrne-to-run-the-new-jersey-nets-exit-the-meadowlands,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-14-at-2.38.06-PM.png,HOW MEADOWEY ARE YOUR LANDS? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/tonight-slow-children-at-the-living-room,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-14-at-8.03.47-AM-350x263.png,"THE CHILDREN, THEY ARE SLOW" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/odd-man-rush-your-truncated-stanley-cup-playoffs-preview,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/playoffs.jpg,For several more months! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/mysterious-entity-in-neighboring-galaxy-shooting-radiowaves-at-earth-but-its-cool-probably-just-a-microquasar-strangely-bereft-of-x-rays,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/100413202858.jpg,m82 http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/mouthfeel-everybodys-nuts-fraud-nuts-are-disgusting-fraudulent,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-14-at-12.20.07-PM-350x263.png,EVERYBODY'S NUTS http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/evil-clown-the-perfect-birthday-gift-for-children-who-want-to-crap-their-pants,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/clownofrenown.gif,The parents also pay for the resulting therapy http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/rolling-stone-loses-mind-folds-time-and-space-explodes-crumples-implodes,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-14-at-11.12.34-AM.png,WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/when-the-times-and-the-journal-destroy-each-other-well-still-be-here-just-chillin,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-14-at-10.57.13-AM-350x246.png,MURDER-DOCH! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/why-you-hate-cilantro,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cil-170x111.jpg,"Someday I will share my fajita marinade recipe, which is heavy on the cilantro, but only when I'm sure you're urbane enough to handle it" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/pedophile-bikini-disaster-averted,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/pedobikini.jpg,"Mind you, the bikini itself is not a pedophile. As far as I know." http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/glee-now-with-drug-rape-or-rape-rape-plots,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-14-at-8.37.21-AM-350x220.png,UNSEEMLY http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/ny-post-harbors-a-foul-cesspool-of-sick-un-american-wackjobs,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-14-at-8.48.09-AM.png,REALLY? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-spandex-report-the-bushwick-book-club,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-13-at-4.32.46-PM.png,"GOODBYE, BLUE MONDAY!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/republicans-more-likely-to-be-flag-fetishists,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/michb.jpg,"Thank God for that flag, now I know she really IS a patriot!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/chelseas-law-come-on-lets-just-have-town-square-executions,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-13-at-4.24.11-PM-350x263.png,EASY TO FIND THE SEX OFFENDERS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/actually-most-birds-are-man-hopping-status-seeking-whores,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-13-at-2.45.33-PM.png,THESE BIRDS WANT BETTER BIRDS http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/web-tv-awards-show-too-anarchic-crude-for-web-tv-producers,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-13-at-2.25.25-PM.png,STREAKERS THOUGH! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/sleepy-priest-prevents-suicide-through-power-of-annoyance,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/sleep.jpg,"Whatever, I'm TIRED" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-shadow-editors-james-freys-introduction-to-reality-matters,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-13-at-1.33.51-PM.png,IT IS REAL http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/real-america-the-treasure-hunters-roadshow-and-their-small-town-newspaper-grift,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-13-at-12.30.55-PM.png,HUNTING FOR TREASURE http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/hungary-is-a-grubby-hive-of-nationalism-according-to-eloquent-german-editorialist,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/news-large-15155.jpg.jpg,news-large-15155.jpg http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/lets-enter-the-great-uk-poetry-lottery,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-13-at-11.45.27-AM.png,SOMETHING LIKE THIS http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/andy-stern-you-were-never-ruthless-enough,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-13-at-9.48.23-AM.png,"ANDY, THE SUMMER'S OVER" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/conan-v-chelsea-oh-it-is-on-i-guess,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-13-at-9.08.00-AM-350x248.png,"THIS ONE, RIGHT?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-2010-masters-tournament-at-the-augusta-national-golf-club,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-12-at-5.01.00-PM.png,THE CORNER http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-shadow-editors-awlcast-todays-top-stories-pulitzers-babies-and-wapo-headlines,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-12-at-4.26.03-PM-350x263.png,S'CAST! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/powell-vs-rangel-part-two-or-three-depending-on-how-youre-keeping-score,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/charlier.jpg,Charlie has one of the last great New York voices http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/sex-and-golf-have-you-learned-anything,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-12-at-4.54.02-PM-350x263.png,TIGER http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/shakespeare-socially-networked,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/randj-170x111.jpg,They are RUINING the classics http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/with-marianne-faithful-as-sid-vicious-mom,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-12-at-2.16.30-PM.png,OH MERCY http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-definitive-kfc-double-down-review,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/kfcsandwich.jpg,DOUBLE DOWN MORE LIKE DONT EAT TWO OR YOUR BODY WILL TURN ON YOU http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/rich-people-things-lice-in-bel-air,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-12-at-1.09.01-PM-350x263.png,NOT ASHLEY http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/how-to-lose-friends-botox,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/remember.jpg,Remember when this was a magazine? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/marina-abramovic-the-artist-is-present,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/maap.jpg,And how! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/tao-of-dow-when-standing-cats-attack,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-12-at-11.59.17-AM-350x263.png,EVERYONE STAND NOW! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/terrifying-black-chunnel-migrants-gang-board-student-coaches-and-get-glassed,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-12-at-11.19.12-AM-336x263.png,IT WAS LIKE THIS http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/angry-young-punks-protest,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/bbr.jpg,Now THOSE were staffers http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/understanding-the-magnetar-trade,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-12-at-10.34.12-AM-350x249.png,TRANCH-ENT COMMENTARY! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/shocking-stallion-slaughter-perturbs-paper,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/glucifer.jpg,It was a TV show a long time ago http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/where-has-adele-sammarco-been,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-12-at-9.16.12-AM-350x263.png,Oh Dear http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/time-v-the-new-yorker-or-a-brief-history-of-too-insidery,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-12-at-9.07.49-AM.png,SIGH http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/it-isnt-easy-being-mean,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-09-at-1.40.39-PM-350x263.png,iPAD? YES. LONELY? MAYBE. http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/ciudad-juarez-eduardo-ravel-is-as-wanted-as-bin-laden,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-09-at-12.43.31-PM.png,WHO'S MOST WANTED NOW? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/tales-from-brooklyn-short-stories-about-love-actually-sex-part-1,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-09-at-1.36.48-PM-350x263.png,BROOKLYN http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/hot-australian-chef-feeding-goats-while-playing-with-puppy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-09-at-1.05.30-PM.png,*OVARIES* http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/watch-party-down,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/partydown.jpg,"Seriously, it's a good show" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-new-york-auto-show-selling-otherwise-straight-cars-to-gay-people,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-09-at-10.51.48-AM.png,MICAH JESSE FINGERS HIS CADILLAC http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/tao-of-dow-just-be-yourself-and-try-your-best-man-sized-lizard-with-two-penises,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/celinetoonses.jpg,CELINE IS TOONSES! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/obama-makes-the-right-crazy-again,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/obama-tiger.jpg,Spot the free one http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/sexual-hijinks-in-sox-park-bathroom-taint-opening-day-breaks-awl-staff,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-09-at-10.00.47-AM-350x263.png,LIKE THIS? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/how-preventable-was-the-west-virginia-mine-disaster,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-09-at-9.08.00-AM.png,THE VERY SHORT ARM OF THE LAW http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-coming-twitter-redesign,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-09-at-8.27.07-AM.png,OOOOH??? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-mens-room-man-v-tool-academy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-08-at-12.39.40-PM-350x263.png,JACOB THE MAN http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-exhaustion-of-the-cyclical-recession,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/1144828120Cycle-350x263.jpg,CYCLES ARE TIRESOME http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/cops-holding-on-to-giant-british-penis,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/balksizedcock1.jpg,It's like looking into a cock mirror http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/chocolate-chip-if-whites-are-the-new-blacks-then-why-am-i-doing-this-white-guy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-07-at-11.40.02-AM-350x263.png,LOVE KNOWS NO COLOR (EXCEPT WHEN IT DOES) http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/how-to-tag-a-post,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/tags.jpg,The SEO is appalling http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/reality-show-work-of-art-will-at-least-be-funny,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-08-at-1.44.06-PM.png,I HOPE ALL THE ART IS LIKE THIS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/health-care-reform-job-killer,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jmkg-170x111.jpg,Sounds familiar http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-poetry-section-two-poems-by-matthea-harvey,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/will-airline-bankruptcy-lead-to-glut-of-sexy-stewardess-outfits-in-japan,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/sexystews.jpg,"Come on, even I would look adorable in one of these" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/tao-of-dow-nike-exploits-earl-woods-toonces-orville-redenbacher,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/TOOONCES.jpg,TOOONCES http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/we-regret-your-babys-name-as-well,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-08-at-11.01.09-AM.png,Screen shot 2010-04-08 at 11.01.09 AM http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/texas-oil-firms-are-the-new-meddlin-mormons,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-08-at-10.52.09-AM-350x262.png,CALIFORNIA TEA? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/i-might-like-eliot-spitzer-better-if-they-hadnt-all-slept-together,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-08-at-9.56.16-AM1-310x263.png,FACIAL EXPRESSIONS I NEVER WANT TO LIVE THROUGH AGAIN http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/batman-let-himself-go,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/fatman1.jpg,This was Frank Miller's original ending for The Dark Knight Returns http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/maybe-west-virginia-and-virginia-should-switch-places,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-08-at-9.02.35-AM-350x233.png,MMPH http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/andrew-cuomo-has-an-andrew-cuomo-of-his-own,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/acag-170x111.jpg,This is not the Andrew Cuomo you remember. He's got a guy for that now. http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/inconsistent-pleadings-what-is-the-internet-if-not-a-clearinghouse-for-all-manner-of-off-topic-anal-related-comments,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-07-at-2.39.13-PM-350x263.png,ANONY-TROLL NATION http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/lets-celebrate-the-last-civil-war-before-the-next-one-starts,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/confederates-170x111.jpg,Good old boys http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/dear-jonah-goldberg-did-we-really-go-to-the-same-dragon-movie,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-07-at-1.08.24-PM-350x263.png,ALLEGORY AND ITS ILLNESSES http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/urban-sophisticates-discriminate-against-terrible-comedy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/bcctptzs.gif,"You think you hate these guys because they're terrible, but really it's because you're a snob" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/graphic-imagery-pluto-and-learning-to-love-astro-boy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/pluto2-350x263.jpg,pluto2 http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/sleeping-is-why-youre-healthily-plump,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-07-at-2.06.15-PM.png,EATIN' http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/donnie-wahlberg-is-making-humps-happen,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-07-at-1.58.54-PM.png,D.W. http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/gandhi-was-a-big-freak,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/gandhi-170x111.gif,gandhi http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-margaret-mead-of-the-north-american-weirdo-winterband,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-07-at-12.04.23-PM-350x263.png,Winter and the Band http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-shack-is-shakin,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-07-at-12.30.47-PM.png,SHACK CAM! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/you-are-going-to-get-cancer-anyway-so-have-the-steak,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/fruitman.jpg,"Useless! You are utterly USELESS, you bizarre amalgamation of fruits and vegetables! I discard you." http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/being-dead-probably-the-thing-to-make-air-travel-tolerable-these-days,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/wob.gif,"Is this the laziest choice of photo I could have made for this story? Yes, yes it is." http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/former-guns-n-roses-guitarist-slash-says-stupid-thing,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/fergie-slash.jpg,fergie-slash http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/tao-of-dow-awesome-taiwanese-boy-out-whitneys-whitney-man-sized-lizard-has-two-penises,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-07-at-10.54.24-AM-350x263.png,I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU TOO! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/sweat-it-up-new-york,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/loa1.jpg,Midtown http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-critical-shopper-after-mike-albo,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-07-at-9.28.24-AM.png,sadjkfasld;fjkasd;f http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/cut-rate-airlines-will-gouge-you-for-your-own-good,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/wbplane-170x111.jpg,"Hope you don't have to take a leak, it's EXPENSIVE" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/up-in-the-air-a-look-back-in-anger,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/up-in-the-air.jpg,AN EMOTIONAL WAX MUSEUM OF THE SOUL http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/very-recent-history-indexing-the-911-commission-report,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-06-at-4.09.06-PM.png,Screen shot 2010-04-06 at 4.09.06 PM http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/brave-american-arrested-for-expressing-feelings,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-06-at-3.30.53-PM.png,MM HMMM http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/oh-that-was-a-massive-geomagnetic-storm,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/400px-Magnetosphere_rendition.jpg,magnetosphere http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/in-the-weeds-hellibores,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/HA1.jpg,HA1 http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/post-apartheid-music-then-and-now,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-06-at-1.09.05-PM.png,FOR REAL YO http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/architectural-digest-blows-minds-with-gerard-butlers-new-york-loft,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/omg-the-butler.jpg,THE BUTLER DID IT http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/vanishing-point-your-memes-reviewed-deleteyourtwitterif,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-06-at-8.08.31-AM-350x229.png,#DELETEYOURTWITTERIF http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/strong-women-i-can-imagine-a-market-for-that,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-06-at-9.39.09-AM.png,BRITTNEY! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/tao-of-dow-for-april-5-standing-cat-is-watching-you,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-06-at-11.31.15-AM-350x263.png,STANDING CAT IS STANDING: THE MARKET REACTS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/uk-general-election-to-end-stabbingly,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-06-at-9.46.21-AM-350x263.png,GORDON GET YOUR GUNS http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/how-banks-work-15-in-a-series-chase-debit-cards,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-05-at-6.13.12-PM.png,BANK IT UP http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-office-of-the-future,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-06-at-8.25.04-AM.png,AN OFFICE? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-official-awl-ncaa-bracket-challenge-our-winner-revealed,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ist2_6004468-gold-silver-and-bronze-trophies.jpg,I was rooting for the Detective Geese. http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/worlds-worst-company-has-worst-coal-accident-in-two-decades,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-06-at-8.44.19-AM.png,Safety First! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/sweet-valley-high-the-great-retweening-and-why-boys-wont-read,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-05-at-11.59.15-AM-350x263.png,90s Tweens Will CUT YOU http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/british-sheep-finally-discover-something-scarier-than-welshmen,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/sheep-170x111.jpg,"""E.T. glassed me!""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/david-remnick-the-poem,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/drem-170x111.jpg,Builds toys for orphans in his spare time http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-wrap-v-newser,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-05-at-3.14.54-PM-350x263.png,A BIGGER PIE? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/i-am-love-trailer-dazzles-local-impressionable-gay,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-05-at-2.17.55-PM.png,MEOW http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-wikileaks-iraq-video-release,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-05-at-2.11.56-PM.png,EESH http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/john-mccain-will-tell-you-that-he-isnt-even-named-john-mccain-if-you-promise-to-re-elect-him,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/johnnymac-170x111.jpg,Did I say that? http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/millions-of-colds-staph-infections-deaths-traced-to-apple-stores,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-05-at-9.58.20-AM-350x263.png,PUT THEM BOTH IN YOU http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/rich-people-things-the-people-who-screwed-you-out-of-unemployment,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-05-at-8.46.40-AM-350x263.png,FUNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/how-bill-clinton-made-america-a-better-place,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/monbill-170x111.jpg,Changing American attitudes http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/jersey-mayhem-every-criminal-makes-one-mistake,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jersey-mayhem.jpg,jersey mayhem http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/malcolm-gladwell-correct,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-11-at-2.11.51-PM-490x306.jpg,GLAD AS WELL AS YOU CAN http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/a-farewell-to-americas-ballpark-organists,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-05-at-8.24.26-AM.png,ORGANIC http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/i-prayed-to-the-newly-returned-jesus-that-anthony-lane-would-review-clash-of-the-titans-and-hooray,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-05-at-7.44.35-AM-350x263.png,OH YEAH DOG http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/will-cynical-fearmongering-bite-back,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/crazymichele-170x111.jpg,"Yes, listen to Michele" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/easter-peep-show-contest-a-total-robbery,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-05-at-6.38.07-AM.png,PEEP ON PEEP VIOLENCE http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/transcripts-glenn-beck-v-anti-tutsi-propaganda,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-02-at-2.19.41-PM-350x241.png,"Oh Glenn, Don't Come to the House Tonight" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/daz-and-chip-perfect-lovers,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-02-at-1.47.54-PM-350x263.png,F G-T http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/real-america-andrew-breitbarts-racist-witch-hunt-website-community,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-02-at-1.32.36-PM.png,BMOC! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/flicked-off-green-zone,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-02-at-12.56.10-PM.png,ka-boom http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/middle-aged-women-picking-up-slack-of-less-violent-youth,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/maybegaga-170x111.jpg,This violent woman is not representative of her age demo http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/horror-chick-why-we-should-rejoice-for-birdemic-aka-%e2%80%98the-worst-horror-movie-ever-made%e2%80%99,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-02-at-10.41.21-AM-350x263.png,YUP. http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/internet-now-mostly-composed-of-fanboy-frothing-for-the-post-literate-ipad,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-02-at-10.06.50-AM-350x263.png,COMPUTING! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/tao-of-dow-for-april-2-bieber-expert-the-shocking-truth-about-omg-bieber,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-02-at-10.13.55-AM.png,OMG BIEBER! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/jerald-f-terhorst-1922-2010,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/terhorstpacksitin.jpg,terHorst decides http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/in-the-last-year-its-like-the-entire-city-of-philadelphia-lost-their-jobs,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-02-at-9.05.22-AM-350x263.png,KABOOM http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/public-apology-dear-stephen-malkmus,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/apology-icon3.jpg,apology icon http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/chocolate-chip-black-span-not-a-bad-idea,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-01-at-2.12.53-PM-350x245.png,ALTHOUGH THIS HAPPENED! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/mystery-solved-the-devil-did-all-that-terrible-stuff-to-those-little-boys-covered-it-up-and-then-wrote-an-expose-about-it-in-the-times,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/littledevil.jpg,Hard to resist http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/california-cop-gets-worst-undercover-assignment-of-all-time,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/bunnysting-170x111.jpg,The fuzz! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/listicle-without-commentary-selected-liz-phair-songs-presented-in-order-of-ratio-of-elation-to-despair,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-01-at-1.48.30-PM.png,HAS A SAD http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/is-church-made-out-of-nazi-rocks,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/evilstones-170x111.jpg,"These stones are evil, I tells ya!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-awful-ipad-is-the-middle-of-the-beginning-of-the-end,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-01-at-12.34.45-PM.png,FUCK YOU SCRABBLE http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/reporter-john-cook-leaving-gawker,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-01-at-1.15.00-PM.png,SAD YOUNG LITERARY GOSSIP BLOGGER http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/how-to-stay-safe-in-new-york-city,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/caw.jpg,"Later, I carved this bird UP" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/pope-pulls-awesome-april-1-joke,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-01-at-9.38.52-AM.png,APRIL LOLS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/tao-of-dow-for-april-1,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-01-at-9.49.57-AM.png,:( http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/the-fools-of-april,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/fools-mid.jpg,"""The Feast of Fools,"" by Sean Delonas" http://www.theawl.com/2010/04/all-day-every-day-ask-us-anything,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Screen-shot-2010-04-01-at-8.54.06-AM-298x263.png,ASK THE REAL DAVID CHO ANYTHING! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/is-the-hutaree-militia-the-final-word-in-lunacy-or-just-the-beginning,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-31-at-4.34.23-PM.png,SOME GET LEFT BEHIND http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/newsweek-to-schlep-back-uptown-kaplan-inc-gets-the-glory-spot,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-31-at-4.04.30-PM.png,MASSIVE FLOOR PLATES http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/anish-kapoors-insane-olympic-tower,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-31-at-3.08.52-PM.png,KA---POW? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/drawings-in-a-hurry-meditations-on-a-bowling-ball,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/310.jpg,Balls! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/water-milk-last-beverage-option-for-socialist-americas-malnourished-tweens,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-31-at-1.55.35-PM.png,SUCK IT TWEEN http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/knifecrime-island-pet-owner-gets-electronic-bracelet-after-underage-goldfish-sting,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/goldfish16G-170x111.jpg,Joan Higgins sold a fish much like this one to an unaccompanied minor http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/george-pataki-pitchman,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-31-at-12.57.53-PM.png,AT THE TROUGH http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/australian-pm-says-his-white-trash-better-than-ours,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/rudd.gif,"Kevin Rudd, Alabama-mocker" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/men-also-take-job-breakups-harder-than-women,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-31-at-11.57.04-AM.png,THE COACH IS IN http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-year-of-the-rat,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ratty.jpg,"He's so cute, you almost don't mind that he's going to be EVERYWHERE soon" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/jeff-koons-unnecessarily-shoots-rabbits-for-they-gay-nyt-mag-cover,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/nytmag.jpg,nytmag http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/observer-lessons-in-home-eugenics-grow-ever-less-shocking,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-31-at-10.07.13-AM-350x263.png,NOBODY AT THE OBSERVER IS HAVING A 'BABY LEBRON' ANY TIME SOON http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/90s-sitcom-star-blames-britains-knifey-ways-on-decolonization-jedward,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/abfab-170x111.jpg,Bottle can also be used as knife http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/tao-of-dow-for-march-31,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-31-at-9.19.01-AM.png,D.V. http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-new-tabloid-cesspool,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-31-at-9.08.18-AM-350x219.png,"CHOICES, CHOICES" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/ursula-bottcher-1927-2010,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ursula.jpg,"""Ursula"" means ""little bear lady,"" or something close" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/a-history-of-spam-filters-and-bad-words,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/scunthorpe-170x111.png,What do you call a person from Scunthorpe? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/oh-did-you-lose-78383,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-30-at-1.13.59-PM.png,UM http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/jersey-mayhem-man-accused-of-stealing-two-cases-of-corona-from-bar-throwing-bodily-fluids-at-police-officer,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/knrb0716.jpg,corona shorts http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/two-major-bloomberg-players-not-bound-for-the-ultimate-reward,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-30-at-12.24.05-PM.png,OH LOOK HOW RELAXED! ASDLFKJASDFJLK http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/silvio-berlusconi-wins-again,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/billdujs.jpg,He's gonna see plenty more soon http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-great-michael-crichton-art-auction,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-30-at-12.00.14-PM-350x263.png,!!?? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/cat-expert-the-shocking-truth-about-omg-cat,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-30-at-10.37.13-AM-300x263.png,WHERE AM I NOW? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/tao-of-dow-for-march-30,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-30-at-11.12.16-AM.png,CONSUMER CONFIDENCE INDEX http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/fastest-day-to-drive-in-nyc-actually-yom-kippur,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-30-at-10.04.24-AM-350x259.png,"NOT DRIVING, BLOWING" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/wet-wet-wet,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/rain.jpg,rain http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/whos-running-mexico,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-30-at-9.28.41-AM-350x263.png,DURANGO http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/fight-night-five-lessons-from-the-new-york-golden-gloves-finals,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-29-at-2.38.11-PM-350x263.png,CLETUS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/just-because-youre-pretending-to-be-a-target-of-violence-doesnt-mean-theyre-not-taping-videos-of-themselves-saying-that-theyre-going-to-kill-you-and-others,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/cantor.jpg,Targeted http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/extremely-str8-pop-star-ricky-martin-is-gay-for-boyfriend,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/omfg.jpg,WUT? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/one-small-group-of-the-many-border-wingnut-outfits-disbands,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-29-at-4.36.44-PM.png,MM http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/beer-with-sweary-german-name-will-delight-frat-boys-everywhere,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/fa-170x111.jpg,"Hahahah, because in English it means ""DOING IT""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/marina-abramovics-day-long-doppelganger-at-moma,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-29-at-3.22.35-PM.png,AWKWARDSIES! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/this-is-why-youre-a-fat-junkie-rat,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/templeton-170x111.jpg,Can you blame him? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/friskies-exec-insanely-explains-their-insane-ads,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-29-at-3.05.13-PM-350x241.png,CAT THE CAT TRIPPING HIS TINY CAT BALLS OFF http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/how-web-writers-get-held-responsible-for-the-lawyers-the-sales-guys-and-even-the-coffeemaker,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-29-at-12.29.03-PM.png,BUSINESS INSIDER: MORE LIKE THIS PLEASE http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/how-to-cook-a-brisket,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/brosketpic-170x111.jpg,This is not brisket I cooked. It should be much more orange. http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/do-you-like-pretty-boys-or-are-you-worried-about-tuberculosis,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/PT-AO186_CovJum_G_20100326151530-170x111.jpg,Which one do you like better and how healthy is your country? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/your-penultimate-ncaa-bracket-challenge-update-behold-your-final-four,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/basketball_cartoon.jpg,Believe in humanity. http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/rich-people-things-when-the-helicopter-class-divorces,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-29-at-8.47.40-AM-350x263.png,MIKEY IN THE SKIES http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-shadow-editors-last-night-i-dreamt-that-somebody-paid-me,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-29-at-9.16.41-AM-350x263.png,THIS http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/sarah-palin-fires-off-new-round-of-metaphors,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/target.jpg,Don't make me a target http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/after-a-brief-hiatus-terrorism-returns-to-moscow,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-29-at-7.02.14-AM.png,"Yes, Here" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/photo-gawker-hqs-telescreen-displays-list-of-most-successful-blog-posts,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/GAWKERTV.jpg,THE REAL GAWKER TV http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/listicle-without-commentary-the-11-best-egg-shaped-easter-candies,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/cremeegg.jpg,"These things absolutely disgust me, and yet every year I am suckered into buying them again, thinking, ""Maybe they're actually good."" And every year I'm all, ""Ewww, that is just nasty."" This is Balk writing this alt-text by the way, I have no idea what Maura's poisition on Creme Eggs is." http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/mccain-and-palin-together-again,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sajo1.jpg,So many precious memories http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/people-you-know-michael-musto-25-years-in,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-26-at-3.17.46-PM.png,A PARTY http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/jersey-mayhem-greetings-from-manville,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/jersey-mayhem1.jpg,jersey mayhem http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/inside-the-czech-gay-porn-factories,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-26-at-1.21.11-PM-350x263.png,O RLY http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/henry-blodget-isnt-making-working-for-him-any-more-attractive,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-26-at-1.11.13-PM.png,Oy http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/iphone-wielding-hipsters-ruining-it-for-other-iphone-wielding-hipsters,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/nmhcover.jpg,Obligatory graphic representation http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/a-handy-guide-notes-toward-a-genre-movement,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-26-at-12.14.22-PM.png,GENRE! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/woman-writes-about-feelings-in-magazine,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-26-at-11.49.49-AM.png,LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/i-know-its-only-a-knockoff-skull-but-i-like-it,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/krsr.jpg,That is one hard working skull http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/fast-food-makes-you-impatient-obese,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/burger-king-170x111.jpg,Is this guy responsible for David Cho's lack of patience? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/this-is-prince-listening-to-erykah-badus-new-amerykah-part-two-on-tuesday,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-26-at-10.12.23-AM.png,YOU THINK YOU CAN? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/just-random-folks-protecting-fortress-america,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-26-at-9.34.50-AM-350x229.png,IN SIMPLER TIMES (JK) http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/how-your-abba-reunion-news-gets-made,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/abba.JPG,abba http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/david-paterson-gets-caught-up-in-the-great-he-saidshe-said-lie,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-12-at-1.09.28-PM.png,SIGH http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/very-recent-history-clash-of-the-titans-and-adventures-in-mimicry,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/medusa.png,medusa http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/in-the-weeds-friends-take-heart-winter-was-indeed-harsh-but-spring-is-here,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/AW1.jpg,1 http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/police-force-turns-pr-crisis-into-pr-opportunity,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/northumbriacar.jpg,Police car http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/anthony-weiner-latest-recipient-of-the-ol-white-powder-envelope,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-25-at-3.16.59-PM-350x263.png,"PEOPLE JUST HATE JEWS, AM I RIGHT?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/binge-drinking-wont-mess-up-your-test-scores-says-evil-scientist,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bingies-170x111.jpg,A group of young scholars prepare for an exam http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/is-it-because-2d-is-lacking-a-third-dimension,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-25-at-2.24.10-PM.png,STUMPED http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/janet-malcolms-abandoned-autobiography,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-25-at-1.40.43-PM.png,THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/a-gay-social-standings-pranked,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-25-at-12.54.37-PM.png,OH NOES http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/silvio-berlusconi-recycles,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bresso-170x111.jpg,Bresso bites back http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/do-you-type-like-a-pedophile,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/keyboard-350x263.jpg,How heavy is your stroke? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/jim-marshall-1936-2010,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/jim_photo.jpg,jim marshall http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/utagawa-kuniyoshi-show-completely-awesome,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/3.jpg,!!!! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/is-it-curtains-for-nasty-pope-ratzi,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-25-at-7.58.40-AM-316x263.png,OH DEAR http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/five-democrat-vote-switchers-totally-dead-to-everyone,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-25-at-7.40.36-AM.png,"KISS THAT COUCH GOODBYE, DICK" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/very-recent-history-charles-pierce,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-24-at-4.55.04-PM.png,LITERALLY ALL THE LADIES http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/glorified-veal-pen-now-equipped-with-tvs,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/cowtv-170x111.jpg,You'd better watch it http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/why-dat-is-joseph-mallord-william-turner-my-good-sir,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-24-at-2.59.28-PM.png,LOLS http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/alan-king-hamilton-1904-2010,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/kingham-170x111.gif,Not a fan of poetry with homosexual themes http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/chart-roulette-v-chat-beat,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-24-at-2.30.16-PM-307x263.png,LIKE THIS BUT WITH STRANGERS AND BOOBS? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/its-that-very-special-time-of-the-year-name-of-the-year,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-24-at-1.49.24-PM-308x263.png,Oh WUT? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/largely-rich-taxing-english-budget-characterized-as-anti-poor,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-24-at-1.35.21-PM-350x263.png,TAX THIS http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/no-human-labor-now-worth-more-than-five-dollars,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-24-at-12.50.51-PM-350x207.png,OH DEAR http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/stop-working-out-its-embarrassing,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/gympeople-170x111.jpg,You think you're SOOOOO special http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/flicked-off-greenberg-or-mean-is-the-new-sad,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-24-at-10.56.38-AM-350x263.png,GREENBERG http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/republicans-to-run-on-platform-of-tax-cuts-for-rich-say-republicans,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-24-at-9.49.05-AM-350x263.png,NOT THE TANNING SALONS http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/hideous-couple-grows-weary-of-each-other-makes-film,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-24-at-9.08.38-AM-342x263.png,aww http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-increasingly-disappearing-pilot-of-todd-margaret,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-24-at-8.38.42-AM-350x263.png,ENGLAND IS ALWAYS FUNNY http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/they-did-get-the-kilt-him-a-bar-part-right-at-least,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ihadthisrecord.jpg,I loved this record as a kid http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/letters-to-the-editors-of-womens-magazines,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-23-at-1.37.50-PM-350x263.png,HEY LADY http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/is-your-2012-mitigation-shelter-nearly-done,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-23-at-3.11.38-PM.png,DO WANT? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-real-reason-women-want-the-largest-available-rock,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-18-at-8.30.25-AM-350x263.png,EUREKA! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-planets-what-you-need-to-know,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/001-solar_system-my-fantasy1-170x111.jpg,Bunch of bastards http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/but-alaska-is-rife-with-liquid-black-bounty,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-23-at-2.24.24-PM-350x263.png,OPEC FEARS HIM http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/bbcs-quote-tic-out-of-control-today,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-23-at-1.58.26-PM.png,Screen shot 2010-03-23 at 1.58.26 PM http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/listicle-without-commentary-living-women-whose-names-appear-on-gravestones-in-oakwood-cemetery-dodge-county-wisconsin,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/schuler.png,schuler http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/as-if-the-pope-doesnt-have-enough-trouble,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bennyandscoon-170x111.jpg,"""You're NOT HELPING.""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/jackass-3d-is-pretty-much-two-hours-of-cock-in-your-face,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-23-at-1.07.32-PM-350x263.png,MM HMM http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/discovery-picks-up-the-sarah-palin-show,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sphair-350x2631-170x111.jpg,Yay! More Sarah Palin on TV! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/in-praise-of-wfans-steve-somers,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-23-at-12.09.13-PM.png,STEVE! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/portland-oregon-where-kombucha-scented-money-dreams-come-true,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-23-at-11.54.04-AM.png,FUNSES http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-problem-we-all-live-with,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/parkinsons.jpg,Compassionate conservatism in action http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/extremely-retrograde-thing-happens-to-gaydom,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-23-at-10.29.07-AM.png,Haaay http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/england-still-afraid-to-look-at-dead-soldiers,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-23-at-9.03.57-AM.png,! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/meg-whitman-could-have-bought-all-your-houses-but-spent-the-money-on-her-vanity-run,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-23-at-8.59.43-AM-350x263.png,NEG BITMAN http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/blog-kingpin-explains-gothamist-sale,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-23-at-8.29.51-AM.png,THE GOTHAMIST TWINS http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/sarah-palins-planet-earth-and-the-end-times,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-22-at-4.37.00-PM.png,"No, bless YOU!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/when-we-dont-like-how-you-vote-well-break-your-windows,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-22-at-4.01.48-PM.png,OH MY http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/booked-up-although-of-course-you-end-up-becoming-yourself-a-road-trip-with-david-foster-wallace-by-david-lipsky,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-22-at-2.21.21-PM.png,DFW http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/congressman-was-actually-shouting-baby-killer-at-bill-guy-supported-not-at-actual-guy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/N000182.jpg,Baby killer shouter http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/loud-sex-having-woman-sends-headline-writers-into-racuous-paroxysms-of-joy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/usloud-170x111.jpg,I do not mean to cast any aspersions on Robert Plant http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-breville-die-cast-2-slice-smart-toaster%e2%84%a2,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-22-at-1.28.06-PM-350x263.png,"IT TOASTS, IT SCORES" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/saddened-republicans-will-now-turn-to-obstructionism,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/billkillers.jpg,And now it's Kill Bill Part 2 http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/east-village-chase-bank-gets-giant-piles-of-manure,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-22-at-12.32.34-PM.png,POOOOO http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/rich-people-things-the-national-plastic-surgery-recession,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-22-at-10.37.33-AM.png,SOME DREAMERS OF THE GOLDEN DREAM http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/on-this-day-in-history-spin-magazine-march-1990,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-22-at-11.41.33-AM.png,HEY http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/upsets-all-around-your-awl-tournament-bracket-competition-update,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/kansas-jayhawks-350x263.gif,These guys ruined it for everyone. http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/oh-youre-traveling-to-new-zealand-to-apologize-to-a-school-of-salmon-perhaps-i-could-be-of-some-assistance,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-22-at-10.58.35-AM.png,:( http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/bless-you-bhairavi-desai,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-22-at-9.49.01-AM.png,WORK http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/so-there-was-some-kind-of-health-care-thing-that-happened-last-night,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bideonbobama-170x111.jpg,Even at historic moments Joe Biden still makes me giggle http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/saturday-nights-east-village-riot,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-22-at-8.57.12-AM.png,Hoo Boy http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/my-corner-pot-shops-charm-offensive,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-19-at-2.13.12-PM.png,"POT SHOP, CALIFORNIA" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/get-beaten-by-border-guards-get-convicted-of-a-felony,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-19-at-3.25.48-PM.png,WATTS: FELON http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/rap-songs-in-which-complete-sets-of-things-are-listed,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-19-at-1.52.21-PM-350x245.png,WHAT EXACTLY IS HE USHERING ANYWAY? A MATINEE? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/breaking-matt-bai-housing-update-just-in,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-19-at-1.36.26-PM-350x263.png,HOUSE? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/i-am-prepared-to-sacrifice-any-number-of-babies-so-long-as-i-can-keep-smoking,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/anti-smokingBaby.jpg,"Sorry, baby" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/it-used-to-be-that-13rd-of-best-new-magazines-failed-in-the-first-five-years,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-19-at-12.58.44-PM.png,LOL http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/sarah-palins-giant-hairdo-will-blot-out-the-sun,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sphair.jpg,She uses every part of the moose http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/murderous-mexico-mortifies-migrants,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-19-at-12.35.10-PM.png,MURDERER? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/and-on-the-far-side-of-the-newspaper-recession-the-wsj-hedcutters,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-19-at-12.19.33-PM.png,FOR REAL? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/repo-men-and-i-was-looking-forward-to-this,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-19-at-10.42.07-AM-350x263.png,WELL I GUESS WHAT DID I EXPECT? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-official-awl-march-madness-bracket-tournament-challenge-update-there-will-be-blog,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/march-madness-2008-1.jpg,"I really wanted Wake to lose that game, they definitely did not deserve to win it." http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-best-blog-on-the-internet,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-19-at-9.22.01-AM-350x263.png,AN ABSENCE OF LISTICLES http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/der-speigel-overlooks-bimbo-fellating-berlusconi-in-giant-spanish-sculpture,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/image-69502-galleryV9-vroj.jpg,berlusconi sculpture http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/inconsistent-pleadings-town-of-sexting-teens-not-also-hotbed-of-kiddie-porn,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-18-at-8.15.23-AM-350x226.png,STOPS SEXTING COLD http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/ill-be-in-the-garage-or-the-basement-workshop-if-you-need-me,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/JawhorsevsWorkmate_470_0310-de.jpg,jawhorse v. workmate http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/silvio-berlusconi-under-investigation-yes-this-is-a-new-post,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/silby-170x111.jpg,Do you kiss your hookers with that mouth? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/silly-little-man-explains-why-men-cheat,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-18-at-2.56.10-PM.png,A FUNDAMENTALLY FUNK THING http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/full-denim-wardrobe-now-acceptable-claims-magazine,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/denim.jpg,"DETAILS, DETAILS" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/california-wants-to-make-worlds-grossest-place-vaguely-less-gross,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-18-at-2.11.28-PM.png,CORPSEY http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/odd-man-rush-you-got-five-for-fighting,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/hansonbros-350x263.jpg,If you haven't seen this movie you really should. It's got Paul Newman in it! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/too-busy-knifecrimin-to-dress-up,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-18-at-1.42.49-PM.png,WOT? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/alex-chilton-further-ruminations,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/chilton-170x111.jpg,1950-2010 http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/you-will-never-find-a-husband-in-new-york,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dudesgames-170x111.jpg,"Don't like it? Maybe Seattle is more your speed, sweetie." http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/styles-freelancer-douglas-quenqua-you-are-in-real-trouble,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-18-at-12.13.21-PM.png,MY GOODNESS http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/a-virus-victim-seeks-assistance,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/motherfuckers.jpg,These miserable cockwads fucked up my morning http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/butner-federal-prison-inmate-no-61727-054-beaten-up,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-18-at-10.53.33-AM-336x263.png,IN HAPPIER TIMES http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/new-jersey-and-mountain-lions-really-not-perfect-together,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/s_MountainLion6.jpg,mountain lion http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/a-conversation-with-paul-ford-the-now-former-web-editor-of-harpers-magazine,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-03-at-6.05.45-PM-170x111.png,IT IS A MAGAZINE? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/finnish-embassy-is-basically-naked-lobbyist-sexy-room,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-18-at-9.46.35-AM.png,MM HMM BUT WITH SWEAT http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/former-jane-editor-now-spends-days-in-nightgown,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-18-at-9.05.43-AM-312x263.png,UGGS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/chattel-tortured-by-fear-of-losing-symbol-of-the-purchase-of-her-worth,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-18-at-8.30.25-AM-350x263.png,EUREKA! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/public-apology-dear-deb,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/apology-icon2.jpg,apology http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/briton-turns-tiny-plane-into-giant-knife,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/gyrocopter-170x111.jpg,"In case you were wondering, this is a gyrocopter" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/new-iphone-app-adds-all-the-excitement-of-exercise-and-number-crunching-to-fucking,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bed_web_r11_c4.gif,But does it work for chooching? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/corot-9b-i-am-going-to-live-there,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-17-at-2.56.08-PM-350x263.png,NOT AT ALL LIKE THIS http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/tiger-woods-too-soon,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-17-at-1.49.47-PM-350x255.png,THE QUESTION WAS POSED http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/we-could-start-a-pac-too,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-17-at-1.42.33-PM-350x263.png,HE HAD A PAC! TWO OF THEM! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/everybody-has-less-than-somebody-so-lets-all-kill-each-other,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-17-at-12.36.01-PM-350x263.png,PROBABLY USES FOOD STAMPS http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/new-jersey-sucker-birthrate-probably-double-the-national-average,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/crystal-ball-1.jpg,crystal ball http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/join-the-official-awl-ncaa-tournament-bracket-seriously,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/325130BasketballGoingIntoHoopPosters1.jpg,Let's go Wake! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/americas-greatest-living-american-abstract-painter-tournament,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-17-at-10.49.01-AM.png,Screen shot 2010-03-17 at 10.49.01 AM http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/lita-ford-always-gets-the-shaft,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-17-at-10.24.19-AM.png,"Aww, Lita" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-world-is-going-down-the-rabbit-hole,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/walrus.gif,Also gourmands http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/cubas-hiatus-the-raul-interlude,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-16-at-3.07.40-PM-350x263.png,CONVERTIBLE http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/hawaii-speedo-student-sought-by-school-security-porn-companies,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-16-at-3.52.27-PM.png,GET HIM http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/what-80s-hits-do-sarah-palins-tweets-remind-you-of,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sarsp.jpg,"I don't know WHY I like it, I just do... OOOH I GET SO EMOTIONAL BABY etc." http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/a-slice-of-life-from-queens-on-election-day,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/booth1.jpg,"Don't worry, he didn't pull the lever" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/send-in-the-ursine-parachute-brigade,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/parabear-170x111.jpg,And yet we decided to go with a surge http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/and-now-the-84th-reason-i-hate-adderall,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-16-at-1.45.55-PM-350x263.png,CAT THE CAT IS JUDGING AND A LITTLE CONCERNED http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/real-america-march-tuition-madness,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/brackets.jpg,THE MADNESS http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/what-will-those-crazy-danish-artists-think-of-next,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/hitlerbaby250.jpg,hitlerbaby250 http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/andrew-breitbart-will-piss-you-off-for-fun-and-profit,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/andyb-170x111.jpg,He doesn't believe it either http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-shadow-editors-tiger-woods-at-the-masters-bigger-than-iraq-invasion-and-american-christmas,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-16-at-11.27.36-AM.png,AT LEAST TWO BRANDS? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/tina-brown-on-building-a-subculture-of-impoverished-writers,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-16-at-10.54.53-AM.png,"TINA, MY TINA" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/food-blogger-josh-ozersky-attacks-food-blogs,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-16-at-10.17.55-AM.png,OKAY CUTLETS WHAT? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-words-get-in-david-byrnes-way,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dbsms.jpg,"Talking a lot, but saying anything?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/time-magazine-10000-ideas-for-the-next-10-minutes,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-16-at-9.48.08-AM.png,TIME FOR A CHANGE http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/happy-bizarre-queens-election-day,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-16-at-9.20.09-AM.png,"DON'T WORRY, GAYS HATE YOU TOO" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/to-whom-are-all-these-people-talking-on-their-phones,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-16-at-8.40.54-AM-350x263.png,TAKE A PICTURE IT'LL LAST LONGER (IF YOU'RE HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF ALREADY?) http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/choose-your-own-adventure-the-blog-post,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-15-at-1.01.09-PM-350x263.png,READIN' SOME BLOGS AT WORK http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/berlusconi-knows-how-to-give-a-gift,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Silvio-Berlusconi-460x276.jpg,Silvio Berlusconi is looking good. http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-internet-4915-people-are-staring-at-some-eggs-right-now,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-15-at-2.48.33-PM-350x263.png,NEST! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/bring-me-the-hand-of-the-demented-whist-player,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/hand-170x111.jpg,You don't have to be demented to haunt here... but it helps! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/did-some-jerk-spill-your-coffee-this-morning,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-15-at-2.34.03-PM-350x263.png,LIKE THIS http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/joseph-mazzello-the-latest-perpetrator-of-joseph-gordon-levitt-syndrome,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-15-at-2.14.28-PM-350x263.png,INDEED http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/ask-the-internet,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-15-at-1.44.53-PM-350x205.png,OH FACEBOOKS http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/bitches-aint-necessary,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-15-at-12.50.40-PM.png,Screen shot 2010-03-15 at 12.50.40 PM http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/amy-jean-porter-t-shirt,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-15-at-11.53.34-AM-350x263.png,sadkfjasdjf http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/rich-people-things-flowers-of-evil,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-15-at-11.07.18-AM-350x263.png,DICK FULD DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HIS TIE IS SUPPOSED TO STOP http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/worrying-about-1984-is-so-1995,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ObamaNape1.jpg,barcode tat http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/er-doctors-want-to-steal-our-organs,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-15-at-10.32.08-AM-350x263.png,ORGANS: YOU HAZ THEM http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/english-child-welshes-on-pedo-deal,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-15-at-10.01.32-AM-350x235.png,:( http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/dotcoms-now-old-enough-to-rent-a-car,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/25th-350x263.jpg,So many happy memories http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/gosh-that-was-windy-eh,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-15-at-9.21.16-AM-350x263.png,STORMY! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/gender-essentialist-rielle-hunter-speaks-to-tabloid,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-15-at-9.14.23-AM-350x257.png,RIELLE ON THE JOB http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-night-lady-gaga-blew-up-the-internet-with-telephone,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Picture-39.png,2 http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-magnetic-fields-live-at-town-hall-new-york-city-march-11-2010,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/merritt-170x111.jpg,"This picture is actually from Seattle, but there was not a whole lot of difference last night, lemme tell ya" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/graphic-imagery-vodka-and-fate-from-russia-to-brooklyn,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/wintermentease1.jpg,wintermentease http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/wait-a-minute-i-thought-it-was-the-mothers-side-that-counted,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/285.dicaprio.rafaeli.011207.jpg,leo and bar http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-neighborhood-is-changing,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/union-square-clock-939-350x263.jpg,"Sasha Frere-Jones, ""Picking My Toes In Poughkeepsie""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/vegas-bear-hooker-wears-birkenstocks,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-12-at-11.21.10-AM.png,HAY BEAR! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/and-thats-when-i-clicked-closed-tab-bizarre-anti-gay-editorial-explanations-department,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-12-at-10.29.36-AM.png,LOCAL HOMOSEXUAL HATES GAYS http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/mystery-midnight-knitter-making-jersey-look-soft,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Midnight_Knitter_JP_250759k.jpg,midnight knitter http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/i-got-99-problems-but-eminent-domain-ain%e2%80%99t-one-white-brooklynites-against-jay-z,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-12-at-9.09.20-AM.png,DIGGING IN http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/models-lawsuit-pretty-much-describes-the-purpose-of-modeling,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/universal1.jpg,The horror http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-black-athletes-who-dont-play-basketball,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-11-at-4.01.48-PM.png,THE TEAM http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/canadian-political-party-shocked-by-outrage-over-picture-of-people-dying-in-a-fire,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sk-poster-martensville.jpg,They should have had a cop if it was gonna be a real pig roast! Get it? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/real-america-its-the-end-times-at-the-red-river-again,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/fargo-333x263.jpg,fargo http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-assembled-picture-library-of-new-york-city,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-11-at-2.27.06-PM-350x263.png,OWLS A LOT http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/what-the-heck-is-up-eric-roberts,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ericro-170x111.jpg,"""They took my thumbnail!"" (Get it? It's a cropping joke!)" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/stupid-currency-markets-will-allow-chuckleheaded-canucks-think-theyre-better-than-us,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/loonie-170x111.jpg,How do you stick that in a stripper's thong? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/meet-your-vegetables-the-farmers-market-in-winter,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-11-at-1.29.54-PM-350x263.png,ROOTS AND THINGS http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/did-we-do-worse-things-to-france-than-giving-them-jerry-lewis,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/acid-170x111.jpg,"Sorry, Frenchies" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/plant-actually-toilet,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-11-at-12.32.05-PM.png,GOOD GRIEF http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/is-reality-tv-not-totally-real-or-something,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-11-at-12.09.54-PM.png,"Aww, Mary" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/tina-twitter-twitter-tina,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-11-at-11.43.39-AM.png,HOT DOG http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/david-foster-wallace-viking-poem,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dfwviking.jpg,"""Vikings oh! they were so strong""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-great-rss-debate-rages-in-nerddom,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-11-at-11.15.56-AM.png,THESE GUYS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/boxed-in-first-love-second-chance-and-short-periods-of-exquisite-felicity,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-11-at-9.51.25-AM-350x263.png,But what do ya say to takin' chances? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/king-and-queen-of-france-latest-victims-of-internet-experiment,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sarkbrun-170x111.jpg,"It's like the libel pamphlets from the Revolution, but with Twitter" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/smoking-is-awesome,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ladtysmoke-170x111.jpg,Doing her part to prevent Parkinson's http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-reputation-market-gets-closer-with-film-futures,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-11-at-9.08.30-AM-350x263.png,DRONES http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-news-just-keeps-getting-more-disgusting-every-day,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bedbug2.jpg,bedbug http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/public-apology-dear-emily,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/apology-icon1.jpg,apology http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/exorcist-says-satanic-call-is-coming-from-inside-papal-house,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-10-at-2.48.33-PM-350x263.png,JESUS http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-14-most-remarkable-apple-product-placements,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-10-at-1.58.37-PM-350x254.png,I HAD TO WONDER http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/tribune-ceo-totally-changing-the-game,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-10-at-2.27.22-PM.png,Dude http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/maybe-its-something-about-circumcision,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/jewboy.jpg,"Well, he does have disabilities" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/temperamental-rich-man-hard-to-work-with-the-jeffrey-gundlach-story,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-10-at-1.17.59-PM-338x263.png,OH HAY RICHIE http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/showed-up-sam-mendes-does-the-tempest-and-as-you-like-it-at-bam,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-10-at-12.26.18-PM-350x263.png,"No, As YOU Like It" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/so-we-guess-by-maybe-2018-john-yoo-will-be-disbarred,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-25-at-4.12.59-PM-200x227.jpg,NO SERIOUSLY http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/boobcheese-lady-continuing-to-receive-her-15-gallons-of-fame,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/NY_NYP1.jpg,I was too lazy to Photoshop a wheel of Gouda onto this http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/new-york-state-moron-politician-wants-to-ban-salt-in-restaurants,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-10-at-11.23.39-AM.png,MMM SALT http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/photo-of-committed-couple-expressing-affection-sickens-readers,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/PH2010030304236-170x111.jpg,"Wait, those are BOTH DUDES!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-disaster-of-one-madison-park,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-10-at-10.29.08-AM-350x263.png,:( http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-hamster-wheel-recession,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/lanchesterwhoops-170x111.jpg,I haven't read this yet but I hear it is excellent http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/corey-haim-is-dead,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-10-at-9.06.19-AM.png,RIP OLD PAL http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/going-outside-st-patrick%e2%80%99s-day-festivities-hoboken-nj-march-6,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-09-at-2.22.49-PM1.png,Hoboken! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-last-mcqueen,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-09-at-3.35.17-PM1.png,SO LONG http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/rich-people-set-for-big-comeback,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/themillionairenextdoor-170x111.jpg,He's back! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/our-tribute-to-biggie-smalls,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-09-at-2.49.00-PM.png,HAYYYYY http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/fatal-knifecrime-island-stabbing-a-novelty-mystery,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bigpencil-170x111.jpg,The weapon http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/for-sale-by-auction-for-real-sex-com,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-09-at-12.53.11-PM.png,SEXY? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-english-infiltration-sharing-out,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-09-at-11.46.52-AM-350x263.png,SHARING! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/what-makes-your-movie-family-friendly-how-many-mommies-does-heather-have,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-09-at-11.14.41-AM-318x263.png,INDEED SHE IS http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/scalding-grease-normal-side-effect-of-undrained-mcdonalds-sandwiches,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-09-at-10.50.28-AM-350x263.png,AND THE MEAT YOU SO FANCILY FRY http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/live-life-to-the-fullest-while-the-sun-still-shines,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/weathetoday.jpg,Last chance at happiness for weeks http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/booby-juice-cheese-does-its-job,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/cheese-280x263.jpg,I was too lazy to Photoshop a nipple onto this http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/beaner-hopping-murder-trial-unable-to-find-jurors,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-09-at-9.42.28-AM.png,The victim http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/gayvatar-dance-fever,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-09-at-9.17.03-AM.png,GAYVATAR OH NOES http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/lone-german-helping-nyc-the-only-way-he-knows-how,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-09-at-8.59.55-AM.png,fixin's http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/when-an-international-mans-day-is-necessary-then-we-will-see-the-real-complaining-by-men,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/kbtww-350x263.jpg,It includes hair-dos and napping! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-greatest-essay-ever-written-how-to-be-americas-next-top-poet,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-08-at-2.54.39-PM.png,DOES GIVE ADVICE http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/gays-4-bobsleigh,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-08-at-2.28.29-PM-343x263.png,SLEIGHING ME http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/so-whats-the-deal-does-everyone-just-pee-outside-or-what,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-08-at-1.54.44-PM-207x263.png,LIKE THIS RIGHT? http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/siren-gif-once-famous-tv-gay-is-a-gay,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-08-at-1.46.20-PM-350x257.png,! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/target-tearing-through-gaultier-clothing-line,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-08-at-1.25.16-PM-350x199.png,#4 http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/closing-up-the-cracks-in-the-garden-state,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Caulk-Tub-Surround-af-170x111.jpg,Not to be used for ass-enhancement http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/rich-people-things-the-new-robber-barons-also-robbers,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-08-at-11.11.51-AM-350x263.png,DA FRICKS http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/a-country-of-junkies-cannot-put-down-their-iphones,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/iphone.jpg,"Does this picture get you agitated, iPhone junkie?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/bess-levin-is-two-steps-ahead-of-you-fools,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-08-at-9.57.07-AM1.png,mmm hmmm http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/eli-burkett-strikes-again-and-again,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-08-at-9.17.17-AM1-350x179.png,HEH http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/actually-liveblogging-the-oscars-part-3-punny-title-about-movies-and-blogging-goes-here,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/theffinoscars1-350x263.jpg,"God, when will this STOP happening?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/actually-liveblogging-the-oscars-part-2-house-of-blog-and-sand,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/againwiththeoscars.jpg,Now this is happening too! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/actually-liveblogging-the-oscars-there-will-be-blog,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/oscars20091.jpg,OSCARZZZZ THE GROUCH http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/oscar-thingy-there-will-be-blog,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/fuckinoscar2-300x263.jpg,Now this is happening http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/nina-hartley-in-the-valley,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-05-at-2.31.20-PM1-350x263.png,Screen shot 2010-03-05 at 2.31.20 PM http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/two-black-men-in-white-house-twice-as-threatening-to-internet,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/jay-z.jpg,j http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-five-kinds-of-appeal-to-authority-you-meet-on-the-internet,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-05-at-2.16.25-PM-350x263.png,RESPECT IT http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/inconsistent-pleadings-liberals-dont-flip-out-over-mcdonald-v-chicago,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-05-at-1.50.42-PM-350x263.png,THE RIGHT TO ARM FETUSES http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/greek-nonsense-ya-trilogy-gets-the-million-payday,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-05-at-1.32.15-PM.png,HELEN OF GETTIN' PAAAAIIIID http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/smiling-helps-you-live-longer-particularly-if-you-are-a-baseball-player-from-the-fifties,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/jim-rice-77-170x111.jpg,"Someone check in on Jim, see how he's doing" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-way-we-shiv-now-bankrupt-megamillionaire-pops-off-for-vacation,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-05-at-11.30.11-AM-350x263.png,BANKRUPT (JUST NOT SOCIALLY) http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/science-hot-chicks-make-dudes-do-stupid-things,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/labcoat-150x111.jpg,He did it for the chicks http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/americas-endless-eggo-shortage-still-a-crisis,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-05-at-10.41.37-AM.png,UM http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/everything-is-contaminated,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/salmonella-170x111.jpg,Bet you can't have just one http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/new-seating-chart-where-your-favorite-gawker-employee-sits,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-05-at-10.03.42-AM.png,OLD GM CHART http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/henry-blodget-cant-quite-afford-investigative-journalism-either,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-05-at-9.36.27-AM-350x263.png,HERE IS A PIC OF ERIN BURNETT http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/gay-vatican-sex-rings-in-translation-ball-touching-actually-legit,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-05-at-9.02.27-AM-350x263.png,YES YOU CAN http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/john-roberts-rumor-started-to-prove-point-proves-point,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-05-at-8.22.26-AM.png,BLAME THE TEACHER http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/why-apple-deserves-an-oscar-too,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/itscomplicated_mac-350x263.png,itscomplicated_mac http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/hot-papal-prostitution-ring-insanity,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-04-at-3.31.13-PM.png,RUH ROH :( http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-squid-and-the-wail,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/squidward.jpg,You'd be nonplussed too http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/after-bargaining-and-acceptance-come-home-surgery,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-04-at-3.18.05-PM.png,YOU CAN DO THIS http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/every-time-there-is-a-great-new-reality-show-idea-i-get-excited-but-then,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-04-at-2.35.12-PM.png,BACK AGAIN FOR THE VERY THIRD TIME! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/flicked-off-alice-in-wonderland-and-some-patriarchal-norms-and-stuff,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/alice-350x263.jpg,ALICE http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/barbara-boxer-is-basically-a-tea-bagger-now-so-whatya-gonna-do-carly-fiorina,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-03-at-3.20.50-PM.png,DEVIL SHEEP http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-bookmobile-an-excerpt-from-a-sensitive-liberals-guide-to-life,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/slgl.jpg,"Haha, silly liberals" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/horror-chick-why-the-heavens-should-crumble-if-%e2%80%98inglourious-basterds%e2%80%99-wins-short-answer-eli-roth,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-04-at-11.09.45-AM.png,ROTH http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/do-want-oscar-cookies,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-04-at-10.57.48-AM.png,HONGRY http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/even-actors-find-out-that-the-new-currency-is-attention,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-04-at-9.00.10-AM-350x263.png,AMERICA'S WHATEVER http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/new-york-now-a-riveting-spectacle-of-political-debasement,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Screen-shot-2010-03-04-at-8.20.26-AM-350x263.png,TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/a-field-guide-to-the-acronymical-kingdom-part-three,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/LOL51.jpg,The Lol http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/rough-day-for-polar-bears-as-peta-wants-knut-to-be-neutered,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/KnutAP0512_468x6061.jpg,knut http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/north-carolina-congressman-wants-to-be-all-about-the-ronalds,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/image6262709g-170x111.jpg,i nominate bonzo http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-battle-between-the-sexes,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/girlsvsboys1.jpg,Now this is happening http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/super-size-everyone,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/hamburglar-170x111.jpg,hamburglar http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/a-doody-grows-in-brooklyn,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/brooklyn-318x263.jpg,Well don't make a big stink about it http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/david-paterson-needs-a-spreadsheet-to-keep-track-of-his-scandals,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-12-at-1.09.28-PM.png,SIGH http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/betty-white-not-dead,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/betty-170x111.png,at least the hoaxer got the tmz tendencies toward unflattering photos right http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/dont-worry-about-stranded-polar-bears-nothing-bad-will-happen-to-them,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/momandbear1-170x111.jpg,"In fact, they swam home safely and are doing just fine, OKAY?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/soon-we-will-all-just-be-living-in-google,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/phoca_thumb_l_scan00021.jpg,rock chalk googlehawk http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/jersey-mayhem-defendant-slaps-his-own-attorney-in-the-face-in-court,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/jersey-mayhem.jpg,jersey mayhem http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/hillary-clinton-and-michelle-bachelet-hold-trippiest-news-conference-ever,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/clintonbachelet.jpg,It's a new look for both of them http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/baby-gaga-could-be-the-next-susan-boyle-for-better-or-worse,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Picture-2-294x263.png,she at least has the sorta-vapid look down pat http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/karl-rove-regrets,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/turdblossom.jpg,"He's sorry, all right" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/public-apology-dear-residents-of-hudson-street-between-morton-and-barrow-streets,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/apology-icon.jpg,apology icon http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/going-postal-could-become-quaint-term-by-2020,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/3226593955_b200eee55d-350x263.jpg,3226593955_b200eee55d http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/spy-a-handy-guide,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/spy8906.jpg,"""Spy"" made several hilarious guest appearances on ""The Love Boat""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/british-man-walks-dog-from-car,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/thoch.jpg,How much do I love this choice of photo and caption? Ever so much. http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/for-the-first-time-this-winter-i-heard-the-word-snow-and-thought-of-the-song-informer-which-is-stuck-in-my-head-now-sigh,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/tomorrow1.jpg,HAPPY THOUGHTS. THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS! PUSH THROUGH IT WITH HAPPY THOUGHTS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/baseball-inches-back-casts-off-this-terrible-winter,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/2364205977_cda3e11469-170x111.jpg,if mr met got pink eye there would be real problems http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/gods-not-in-right-now-but-if-youd-like-to-leave-a-message,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/oscjwlsdkvjn-170x111.jpg,"""Hang on, I've got someone on the other line""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/matt-drudge-gives-obama-reasons-to-drink,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/drobama.jpg,"I guess it's more like ""What did you expect?""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/listicle-without-commentary-the-16-greatest-youtube-embeddable-hard-rock-songs-that-are-not-by-guns-n-roses-or-van-halen,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/61BtsUJPIQL._SL500_AA280_-280x263.jpg,"rock and roll is gonna set the night on fire, yall" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/acorn-video-may-not-have-been-as-damaging-as-it-seemed,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bigpimpin.png,That was then http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/law-order-juggalos-so-unhappy-together,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/steeleyed.jpg,SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET IS ANGRY http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/science-to-turn-human-beings-into-batteries-for-machines,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/matrix-pods1.jpg,Just like The Matrix! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/the-coffee-wars-will-not-end-until-america-is-a-shaking-heap-of-overstimulation,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/too_much_coffee1-164x111.gif,if only more baristas were this cheery at 7 am http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/barry-hannah-1942-2010,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/GG0608_HannahA-170x111.jpg,Barry Hannah http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/arcade-fire-does-as-we-say,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/large_arcade-fire2.jpg,arcade fire http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/ford-out-of-senate-race,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-13-at-3.01.50-PM-200x156.jpg,DBAG http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/odd-man-rush-team-canada-settles-for-gold,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/CAN_EJ-350x263.jpg,Well that's just super for you guys! http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/difficult-listening-hour-william-kentridge-to-direct-shostakovich-redeem-winter-in-nyc,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Met_Kentridge_113_Press-350x263.jpg,Met_Kentridge_113_Press http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/listicle-without-commentary-the-22-greatest-songs-written-for-commercials,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/t-shirt-5-dollar-footlong-kid.jpg,t-shirt-5-dollar-footlong-kid http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/graydon-carters-handwriting-analyzed,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/graydon-handwriting.jpg,MEOW http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/british-politicians-ass-remains-firmly-planted-in-its-seat,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/cameron-170x111.jpg,Sitting on it http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/right-wing-dictators-are-good-for-earthquake-safety,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Pinochet2-170x111.jpg,Earthquake Prevention Material http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/kelly-cutrone-radio-star,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/cutrone1.jpg,Presented without comment http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/rich-people-things-tinsley,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/tinny.jpg,"CHEERZ, TINZ!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/post-prison-story-a-riot-of-rape-jokes,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/soaprope-170x111.jpg,"Something like this would prevent prison rape, which is just hysterical" http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/anne-rice-gives-it-to-the-publishing-industry-straight,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Anne-rice.jpg,Anne Rice http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/russian-chimpanzee-to-rehab,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/smokeyape-170x111.jpg,I could use one myself right now http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/iced-out-the-end-is-near-the-medal-count-less-so,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-26-at-3.31.06-PM-350x263.png,ALL THE LADIES http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-oscars-are-next-week-and-nope-i-still-haven%e2%80%99t-seen-avatar,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-26-at-3.43.39-PM.png,LOLVATAR http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/sometimes-im-happy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/smileygace-170x111.jpg,"What are you smiling about, you self-centered prick?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/how-many-years-will-it-take-us-to-get-john-yoos-emails,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-25-at-4.12.59-PM-200x227.jpg,NO SERIOUSLY http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/half-baked-snow-day-cookies,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-26-at-1.07.14-PM-350x263.png,COOKIES http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/old-person-excited-about-old-record-using-the-word-cocksucker,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/exile-on-main-street-front-170x111.jpg,Rock 'n' roll's version of the Great American Novel http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/a-recent-history-of-ironic-exclamations-for-chuck-klosterman,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-26-at-12.26.25-PM-350x263.png,ARTIST'S DEPICTION http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/how-brittany-murphys-menstruation-just-doesnt-make-sense,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-26-at-11.22.55-AM.png,A WOMAN WITH A REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/your-horoscope-for-today-scorpios-is-filthy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-26-at-9.59.17-AM.png,UM http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/new-york-spared-misery-of-sad-paterson-campaign,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-26-at-10.13.46-AM.png,BLURGH http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/aigs-investors-unhappy-with-ha-aig-has-investors,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-26-at-9.36.45-AM.png,NO NOT THE SOCCER CLUB http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/carly-simon-still-kinda-has-a-thing-for-me-i-guess,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/1115954285YefvuF1.jpg,toddler http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-city-in-winter,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/snowman-170x111.gif,"I Googled ""happy snowman."" Boy, does this fella ever look happy!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/matt-cherette-is-going-to-move-to-new-york-city,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-25-at-1.50.50-PM.png,Matt http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/hometown-heroes-to-have-difficulty-with-proposed-profanity-free-week-in-fucking-california,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/NWA_cover_400px1.jpg,nwa http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-snow-persists-but-it-ultimately-means-nothing,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/snowflake.jpg,snowflake http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/poll-most-dissatisfied-with-democracy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-25-at-2.45.13-PM.png,IDK http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/dave-eggers-wyndham-lewis-and-hate,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-25-at-12.45.00-PM-350x263.png,HAAAYYYYY http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-whitney-biennial-is-on-and-everyone-likes-it-oh-wait,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-25-at-1.42.19-PM-350x263.png,YER BIENNIAL http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/grizzly-bear-vs-polar-bear-there-can-only-be-one-maybe,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hybrid.jpg,Product of a mixed marriage http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/why-we-read-the-new-york-post,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/ponyt.jpg,In case you weren't sure what a ponytail is http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-internet-awesome-or-evil,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-25-at-11.20.39-AM.png,DO YOU FIND THIS SEXY? http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-darkness-has-taken-hold,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/therewillbesnow.jpg,You've seen it before http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/why-the-david-paterson-story-actually-is-a-big-deal,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-25-at-9.48.07-AM.png,I HAVE MY FEET ON MY DESK TOO! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/animals-clearly-trying-to-tell-us-something-through-horrific-violence,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/SeaWorld01090a-Killer_Whale-jumping-by_Brian_Scott.jpg,killer whale http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/terror-snow-also-kills-jobs,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-25-at-8.54.28-AM.png,SNOW KILLS http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/white-people-clothes-and-old-money-green,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-24-at-3.24.25-PM-350x263.png,WHITE PEOPLE THINGS http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/listicle-without-commentary-5-things-you-are-no-longer-allowed-to-say-on-the-internet-as-of-right-now,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/careless-lips.jpg,"Seriously, everybody just shut the fuck up, okay?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/real-america-the-gunmen-among-us,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/permitted-350x263.png,permitted http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/old-christian-videos-amy-grants-lead-me-on,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-24-at-1.13.23-PM-350x263.png,TELL IT TO MY SACRED HEART http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/video-as-publishing-this-is-how-we-do-it,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-24-at-12.15.20-PM-350x263.png,AN OLD JEW http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/real-vitamins-not-available-on-canal-street,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/picture2.jpg,vitaminwater http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-original-the-awl-1843-who-owns-these-neat-and-pretty-houses,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-24-at-11.43.50-AM-350x263.png,STICK TO THY LAST! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/i-got-your-big-hot-dog-right-here,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dog1_smlr.jpg,"It's like looking in the mirror, with my gut as the bun" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/name-your-baby-something-unusual-and-watch-them-make-it-all-about-themselves,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/baby1-170x111.jpg,"Sure, he looks cute now, but when he grows up little Behnshamin is going to be a RAVING NARCISSIST" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/wapo-news-and-mag-divisions-report-massive-losses-revenue-plummets,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-24-at-9.59.03-AM.png,NEWSPAPER DIVISION REVENUES http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-new-niceness-your-mom-liked-this,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-24-at-9.33.57-AM-350x263.png,LIKE THIS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/stop-hey-whats-that-smound,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/ent.gif,ent http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-food-junket-report-burger-king-unveils-its-new-broiler-to-food-snobs,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/0bk-350x263.jpg,THE XT http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/french-cigarettes-really-are-different-than-american-brands,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dicksuckingfrenchies.jpg,Quel surprise! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-poetry-section-intimate-immensity-safe-room-and-other-poems-by-paul-foster-johnson,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-spandex-report-williamsburg-fashion-weekend,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/sackin_trimble.jpg,TRIMBLE http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/science-bad-men-make-women-sad,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/husbandsandwives.jpg,The angry words spoken in haste/Such a waste of two lives http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/dim-princeton-freshman-signs-herself-up-for-lonely-friendless-four-years,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-23-at-11.59.51-AM.png,LOL FEMINISM? http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/lent-part-one,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-23-at-11.29.21-AM.png,JESUS IS DISAPPOINTED http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/more-on-the-local-east-village,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-23-at-10.19.00-AM-350x263.png,NYU VILLAGE http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/elderly-british-lord-kicks-chinese-dragon-childs-ass,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/enterthedragon-170x111.jpg,"Careful, there's a kid in there" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/just-how-badly-does-money-want-to-be-free,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-23-at-9.49.02-AM.png,DOES IT WANT TO BE FREE OR WHAT? http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/you-will-not-ever-see-the-light,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/sun-350x263.jpg,"Well, don't stare directly INTO IT" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/is-pakistan-of-all-countries-winning-the-war-on-terror,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-23-at-9.13.15-AM.png,BARADAR http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/drink-only-when-drunken-to-the-indie-totems-mission-of-burma,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-22-at-4.05.16-PM.png,THAT WAS THEN AND THIS IS NOW http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-times-comes-for-the-east-village-with-another-non-paying-student-paper,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-22-at-3.03.54-PM.png,OH HAY http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/how-john-yoo-got-off-scot-free,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-25-at-4.12.59-PM-200x227.jpg,NO SERIOUSLY http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/stop-hey-whats-that-sound-and-why-do-i-feel-a-sudden-urge-to-buy-something,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hdg22_outerear1-170x111.jpg,sound http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/how-to-be-happy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/graveyard-170x111.jpg,Or just wait until you're here http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/at-tax-time-gays-turn-to-accountants-not-terrorism,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-22-at-12.13.49-PM-350x263.png,TAX TIPS FOR TERROR! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/all-that-and-a-bag-of-meat-chips,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/beefchips-170x111.jpg,They're gonna go one better! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/listicle-without-commentary-the-top-25-things-strangers-have-said-or-typed-upon-connecting-with-me-on-chatroulette-this-weekend,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-22-at-11.20.50-AM.png,YOUR CHAT PARTNER AND MINE http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/rich-people-things-david-brooks-and-the-myth-of-the-new-fair-society,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-22-at-10.36.07-AM.png,THE CLUB OF HARVARD http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/where-the-yobs-are,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/ss4_s.png,Everyone's a winner http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/american-terrorists-daughter-flying-planes-into-buildings-inapropriate,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-22-at-10.03.04-AM-350x263.png,TERROR FAMILY http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/fran-lee-1910-2010,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/20leeimg-articleInline.jpg,fran lee http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/what-do-you-want-in-your-obituary,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/press-briefing-room-1981-haig-170x111.jpg,This was not a good idea http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/iced-out-these-olympics-are-totally-awesome,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-19-at-3.29.30-PM-350x263.png,LOLGRETZK http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/church-boring,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/simpsonschurchwide.jpg,simpsons http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/indians-object-to-super-cool-jesus,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/47333487_textbook_meghalayajesus1bbc1.jpg,The beer is His blood http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/jersey-mayhem-prosecutors-seeking-heavy-duty-italian-looking-man-who-enjoys-leg-breaking-baseball-batting-and-collecting-money,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/new-jersey-postcard3.jpg,new-jersey http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-shadow-editors-sally-quinn-disinvited,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-19-at-2.30.23-PM-350x232.png,SALLY FORTH http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/inconsistent-pleadings-another-thing-white-people-like-judging,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-19-at-1.31.26-PM.png,OH SONIA http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/your-tattoo-and-you,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/mypalskully-170x111.jpg,"Yes, my arms are hairy, are you new here?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/in-the-weeds-the-tryon-in-winter,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/FT1.jpg,1 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/famous-person-has-press-conference-on-tv,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-19-at-11.15.15-AM-328x263.png,OKAY http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/lacroix-mcqueen-line-please-asap,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-19-at-10.33.39-AM-350x263.png,mmm delicious http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/and-this-on-david-paterson-too,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-12-at-1.09.28-PM.png,SIGH http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/who-talks-like-that-the-22-most-incredible-sentences-from-game-change,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-18-at-2.50.59-PM1-350x263.png,Screen shot 2010-02-18 at 2.50.59 PM http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/new-york-tabs-get-to-the-point,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tabcovers.jpg,Famous man makes news http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/chris-dovi-stabbed-by-goldman-and-associates-for-shady-pr-win,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-18-at-2.15.55-PM.png,lol http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/great-moments-in-jewish-comedy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/jewwwws.jpg,Jewish humor http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/bed-bugs-is-no-one-safe,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/MOLLS1.jpg,MOLLS http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/narcissist-knows-research-is-all-about-him,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/oneamazingguy-170x111.jpg,A study in awesomeness http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/male-birth-control-pill-will-ruin-your-chances-of-accidental-pregnancy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/baby.jpg,"""Pretend you 'forgot' to take your pill and you can have me!""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/a-transplant-to-new-york-city-pre-reflects,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-18-at-10.41.40-AM-350x263.png,From the bathroom http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/fashion-week-and-the-atrocity-of-michael-bastian,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-18-at-10.24.34-AM-316x263.png,MARC JACOBS http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/now-youre-cooking-with-cancer,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/vikingrange-170x111.jpg,"Shiny, classy cancer-causer" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/local-psychic-takes-money,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-18-at-9.56.08-AM-350x263.png,HRRRM! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/someone-might-say-only-in-new-york-about-this-one,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/BarMitzvahStockPhoto.jpg,bar mitzvah http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/wu-tang-trios-choice-in-group-name-disappoints-dork,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/three-hardway1.jpg,three-hardway1 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/public-apology-dear-owner-of-the-white-house-at-the-corner-of-northvale-and-southvale-avenues-in-little-silver-new-jersey,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-17-at-3.00.18-PM-350x263.png,JERSEY http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/i-dont-care-about-your-band-name,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/trucknutz-170x111.jpg,There are band names everywhere you look! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/team-earth-a-cure-for-the-common-cold,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/teamearth-315x263.jpg,TEAM EARTH! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/little-kitty-hugs-baby-squirrel,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/kittysquirrel-350x263.jpg,OMG SO CUTE! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/amy-larocca-does-some-serious-spade-work,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-17-at-12.31.50-PM-325x263.png,"wow, the photoshop work" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/odd-man-rush-the-kid-and-the-caveman,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/crosby-ovechkin1-170x111.jpg,"Crosby, Ovechkin" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/oh-just-give-in-already-video-embedding-resisters,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-17-at-11.36.07-AM.png,OMG WUT? http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/britons-apparently-still-angry-about-that-whole-new-jersey-thing,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/brenadanbruen-170x111.jpg,Jersey Tough http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-shadow-editors-a-scrutiny-draws-a-quick-rise,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-17-at-11.21.16-AM-350x169.png,D. PATS http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/a-badvertorial-one-esquire-undermines-the-other,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-17-at-10.16.36-AM.png,O RLY http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-awl-announces-first-aquisition-oh-and-some-firings,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-17-at-9.54.14-AM.png,IT'S A BLR! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/jersey-mayhem-man-proves-its-easier-to-rob-police-headquarters-than-one-might-think,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/new-jersey-postcard2.jpg,new-jersey-postcard http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/listicle-without-commentary-the-32-possible-side-effects-of-using-chantix-a-non-nicotine-prescription-medicine-specifically-developed-to-help-adults-18-and-over-quit-smoking-in-order,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-16-at-3.46.15-PM.png,THE 'TIX http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/how-can-i-make-my-children-more-racist,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-16-at-12.13.48-PM.png,COLOR BLIND RACIST CHILD http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/systemic-deliberate-indifference-and-undercounting-prison-rape,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-16-at-10.54.49-AM-350x263.png,"TEXAS, WHERE THEY MESS WITH YOU" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/squalid-britons-extremely-casual-about-hygiene,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/filthandfury-170x111.png,Just your average Britons http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/johnny-weir-v-john-locke,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-16-at-9.31.27-AM.png,LOLS http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/that-von-trier-taxi-driver-remake,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/TAXIDRIVER002-170x111.jpg,Be alert indeed http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/nick-denton-asks-gawker-editor-to-step-down-purchases-cityfile,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/remystern.jpg,STERN http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/beyonce-is-an-illuminati-puppet-but-one-man-knows-the-truth,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-15-at-2.25.15-PM.png,DEMON FIERCE http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/lets-not-forget-that-alexander-mcqueen-worked-for-worst-industry-ever,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/george_pitcher_140_small.jpg,"Not a dedicated follower of fashion, apparently" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/5-year-old-fashion-blogger-freaks-out-crazies-stupids,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-15-at-1.55.21-PM-350x263.png,"A 5-YEAR-OLD, PEOPLE" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/those-mexicans-will-compel-you-to-use-their-awesome-heroin,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-15-at-12.50.13-PM.png,THIS IS WHERE YOUR SHIT COMES FROM http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/dave-eggers-still-cant-figure-out-magazines-god-bless,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-15-at-11.47.32-AM-350x263.png,EAT IT http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/rich-people-things-richard-epsteins-revisionist-history-leads-to-revising-of-history,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-15-at-11.00.47-AM-350x263.png,BRANDEIS IN 1894 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/a-look-back-ten-years-of-branding-mort-zuckerman-as-a-boring-monster,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-15-at-10.33.49-AM.png,MORT http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/maturity-means-learning-not-to-fool-around-with-body-parts,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/kaihl_brassfield-300x300-170x111.jpg,Wrong. You need to PROTECT the head. http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-brightest-minds-of-our-time-leave-messages-for-the-ages,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-15-at-9.03.27-AM.png,REALLY? http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/winter-is-not-done-with-you-yet,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/snowgin.jpg,Yay! More snow! I'm just so damn happy! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-awls-totally-gay-dance-weekend-party-radio-episode-1,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hon-and-on.jpg,Honey http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/ivy-shock-harvard-prof-disdainful-of-teabaggers-terrorists,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-12-at-4.21.12-PM.png,OH HAYYYY http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/a-field-guide-to-the-acronymical-kingdom-part-two,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/thewtf.jpg,The Wtf http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/is-america-out-of-control,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-12-at-2.43.34-PM.png,AMERICA! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/silvio-berlusconi-still-saying-things,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/silgirlviobe-170x111.jpg,Something for Albanian women to aspire to http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-shadow-editors-everyone-thinks-hes-jill-abramson-now,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-12-at-1.09.28-PM.png,SIGH http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/no-i-didnt-mean-that-at-all-this-is-why-i-dont-care-about-your-band,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-12-at-10.12.08-AM.png,WAS THIS IT? http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/horror-chick-the-wolfman-cannot-escape-the-curse-of-michael-j-fox-or-james-cameron,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/wolfman.jpg,"VERY HUNGRY, MUCH LIKE THE WOLF" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/its-all-fun-and-games-until-someone-sustains-an-ocular-contusion,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/pillowfight-350x263.jpg,Something that is actually sadder than Valentine's Day http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/esquire-experiments-beyond-paper-and-ink-explained-in-blurry-ink,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-12-at-9.22.32-AM.png,ESQUIRE http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/jersey-mayhem-cop-snowballer-now-hottest-dude-in-jersey,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/new-jersey-postcard1.jpg,jersey http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/david-paterson-on-larry-king-ive-been-slandered-for-two-weeks,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-12-at-9.01.38-AM.png,D-PATS http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/should-nazi-flag-belong-in-same-picture-with-objectified-hot-chick,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/chickwithnaziflag-170x111.jpg,"I would probably be in trouble if I said something about this photo machting my pants frei, right?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-only-three-female-musicians-according-to-many-male-music-critics,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-11-at-2.44.57-PM-350x263.png,COPY DESK--IS THIS KATE OR TORI? PLEASE CHECK http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/how-to-ruin-valentines-day-for-straight-people,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-11-at-2.26.45-PM.png,UM http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/cory-booker-shovels-wrong,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-11-at-10.16.59-AM.png,WE TOLD YOU http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/understanding-the-commercial-real-estate-crisis,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-11-at-12.55.17-PM-338x263.png,THERE WILL BE GRAPHS http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/dress-your-doody-in-cashmere-and-lace,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/toiletpapercashmere-170x111.jpg,You'd better take a really classy shit if you're going to use this http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/military-robots-to-hasten-impending-dystopian-nightmare,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/boston-dynamics-ls3_36.jpg,LS3 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/alexander-mcqueen-dead-at-40,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-11-at-10.23.15-AM.png,MCQUEEN http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/is-heath-ledger-really-dead-or-who-is-his-identical-twin,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-11-at-9.45.17-AM.png,omg you guys. http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/what-percentage-of-american-teens-are-locked-in-basements-and-bathrooms-anyway,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-11-at-9.31.28-AM-350x263.png,OH DEAR http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-great-snow-ploughing-of-10-the-ice-covered-aftermath,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/10street-170x111.jpg,Pretty much http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/guest-op-ed-how-to-shovel-fucking-snow,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/SHOVELING1.jpg,SHOVELING http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/how-to-get-rid-of-the-new-thing-from-the-company-that-knows-all,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/offbuzz.jpg,It's that easy! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/tony-yayo-back-against-the-wall,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/wall_e-170x111.jpg,wall_e http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/on-obama-riding-a-pooping-pegasus-clinton,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hooobama.jpg,Hoooo-bama http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/were-all-going-to-sit-here-and-tolerate-our-busted-government-right,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/senate.jpg,ANYONE REMEMBER THIS OLD CHESTNUT? http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/plush-toy-insufficient-proof-of-identity,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/leoaprdyw-170x111.jpg,How could you mistrust a face like that? http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-great-snow-ploughing-of-10-will-give-it-to-you-all-night-long,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/snooooooooooow.jpg,Apparently it will continue to snow for some time http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/discover-your-new-disorder-now,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/crazy-170x111.jpg,And there's probably something in the book anyway http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/thanks-to-susan-miller-rich-people-have-secret-window-into-future,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/SCORPIO.jpg,SCORPIO http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/we-hate-it-when-our-friends-think-were-not-successful-and-we-feel-empty-inside,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/schaden.jpg,YES AND THAT http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/defiant-vole-takes-crap-from-nobody,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/coyotevole1-170x111.jpg,"""Fuck me? Fuck you!""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/snow-plough-10-how-not-to,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/blizzardfail.jpg,FAIL http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/being-bored-stupid-could-be-fatal,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/iggybored-350x263.gif,You should see someone about that http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/inconsistent-pleadings-smith-v-spisak-and-mumias-three-decades-of-appeals,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/mumia.jpg,29 YEARS LATER http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/i-am-proud-to-live-in-a-world-where-we-can-watch-dinosaurs-fucking,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dinosaurs-170x111.jpg,This is gonna look so much hotter in CGI http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/ye-olde-sex-scandals-grover-clevelands-love-child,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cleveland.jpg,RUN GROVER RUN http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-super-bowl-expressed-our-subconscious-fears-that-women-want-to-cut-our-dicks-off,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2009_antichrist_017-170x111.jpg,Zeitgeisty! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/how-you-can-help-us,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/monopoly-guy.jpg,monopoly-guy http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/going-outside-is-bad,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/outside.jpg,OUTSIDE: THE PLACE NOT TO BE http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/what-is-your-std-prevention-mobster-name,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/23jys1.jpg,I want to be the Gonococcocal Urethritis Cap-Buster http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/space-water-spouting-from-saturns-moon-means-space-water,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/45966880_jets466x280-170x111.jpg,enceladus http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/knifecrime-islanders-scared-of-their-own-knife-wielding-shadows,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/mascot-170x111.jpg,Be afraid http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/new-things-mothers-with-hair,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/BALDY.jpg,THIS IS WHAT MOTHERS LOOK LIKE ALWAYS http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/real-estate-royalty-report-all-is-well,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tishman.jpg,REMEMBER WHEN TISHMAN WAS GOING TO BUILD THIS ON THE WEST SIDE YARDS? http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/superstar-rapper-going-to-jail-seems-more-mundane-than-it-should,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/lil-wayne-rolling-stone-feb-2010-magazine-cover1.jpg,lil-wayne-rolling-stone-feb-2010-magazine-cover http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/rick-lazio-leave-david-paterson-alone,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/lazio.jpg,RICK LAZIO: HE TELLS PEOPLE WHAT TO DO http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/winter-carnival-this-time-i-mean-it,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/e020910.jpg,"Seriously, it's really gonna snow this time, I swear" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/why-i-did-it-how-i-came-to-write-a-comic-book-about-an-aborted-fetus,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-08-at-3.34.22-PM-350x263.png,ALPHONSE http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/whats-next-maya-angelous-super-bowl-picks,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-08-at-4.09.38-PM.png,OH MY http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/knifecrime-island-is-actually-lovecrime-island,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-08-at-3.00.54-PM-350x263.png,AN ARMY OF EX-LOVERS CANNOT FAIL (TO GLASS EACH OTHER) http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-tv-event-as-bipartisanship-or-how-the-super-bowl-helps-kill-heath-care-reform,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-08-at-2.29.02-PM.png,IN YOUR HOUSE http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/san-francisco-helps-haiti,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-08-at-1.23.11-PM.png,GIRL http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/knifecrime-island-glassing-victim-speaks-out,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/paddington-320x263.jpg,Once the jar is empty he will glass you with it http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/explaining-metropolitan-diary-part-two,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-08-at-12.44.31-PM-350x263.png,YOU DON'T LOOK SO OLD http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/rich-people-things-alan-greenspans-window-is-always-open,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-08-at-11.16.04-AM-350x263.png,HIM http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-heart-of-the-andes,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/The_Heart_of_the_Andes1.jpg,"F.E. Church, ""The Heart of the Andes""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/neutral-news-and-the-times-in-jerusalem,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-08-at-10.59.11-AM-350x260.png,CHECKPOINT http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/everything-is-will-i-ams-fault,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-08-at-9.42.14-AM-334x263.png,WILLIAM! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/a-sports-team-won-a-sports-trophy-last-night-and-people-were-happy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/saintsgoalltheway.jpg,FUCK and YEAH http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/oh-hell-yes,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-07-at-9.54.32-PM-350x263.png,AHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/mr-wrong-on-sunday-it-is-ok-to-not-think-about-super-bowl-or-america,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-06-at-4.58.58-PM.png,USA! USA! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/drawings-in-a-hurry-better-when-warmed,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/porter_feb5_warmed_01.jpg,1 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/half-baked-white-peoples-artichoke-dip,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-05-at-3.41.09-PM.png,DRUNK! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/man-masticates-dog,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dogg-170x111.jpg,Red or white with that? http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/half-baked-guacamole-by-the-ceviche-method,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-05-at-2.37.12-PM.png,YES WE DO http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/elements-of-stale-having-had-been-buffaloed,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/1936_buffalo_nickel_rev-303x263.jpg,BUFFALO'D http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/cigarette-smoking-snake-smokes-cigarettes-is-snake,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/article-1265108349824-081FEFD9000005DC-805721_636x363.jpg,Lights are for pussies http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/iced-out-hey-did-you-see-lindsey-vonns-butt-plus-speedskaters,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-05-at-12.55.08-PM1-350x263.png,HAY GIRL! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/smart-sportsy-things-for-you-to-say-during-super-bowl-xliv,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-05-at-11.51.53-AM.png,"DAT IS DREW BREES, SAINTS PITCHMAN" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/david-paterson-news-forthcoming,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-05-at-12.24.13-PM.png,YOU TWO http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-strange-case-of-yale-and-the-federal-takeover-of-student-loans,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-05-at-11.19.34-AM.png,ELI http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/how-to-stop-the-internet-comments,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-05-at-9.43.27-AM.png,OMG THE INTERNET IS SO LOUD LOL http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/pluto-is-going-to-rocket-through-space-and-kick-our-ass,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/AngryRedPlanet11.png,"Don't fuck with Pluto, it will fuck you right back" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/endless-winter-keeps-on-coming,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/snowysnowsnow.gif,It's a fucking winter wonderland! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/tucker-carlson-employee-attacks-state-dept-suv-with-broken-knee,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-04-at-6.25.33-PM.png,BRUISES! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/real-america-the-linemen,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-04-at-3.32.21-PM1.png,VERY OFFENSIVE http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/how-your-sperm-gets-moving,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/sperm-170x111.jpg,This could have been avoided with a simple blowjob http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/in-praise-of-high-speed-overload,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-04-at-2.42.03-PM1.png,SHERLOCK'S BRAIN PAN http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/what-has-two-thumbs-and-hates-the-african-pregnancy-story,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/sorry-170x111.jpg,I'm sorry. Just like this adorable puppy! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/happy-36th-anniversary-of-patty-hearsts-abduction,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-04-at-1.24.47-PM.png,OH TANIA! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/corporate-statement-from-awl-publisher-david-cho-on-the-redesign,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tumblr_kx9pb0S3IN1qz73syo1_500.jpg,THIS IS A REAL DESKTOP WALLPAPER http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/words-like-chaos-plunging-everyones-freaking-out-and-freefall-appear-on-finance-sites,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-04-at-12.47.35-PM.png,THAT'S GOLD http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-destruction-of-the-east-coast-begins-shortly,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-04-at-12.07.35-PM.png,THE END TIMES http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/underparenting-words,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-04-at-10.19.29-AM.png,THE LANGUAGE ORGAN http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-las-vegas-observer,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-04-at-11.27.52-AM.png,staf infection http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/zeituni-onyango-in-court-today,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-04-at-11.23.10-AM.png,THIS IS WHERE KENYA IS http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/insane-fdny-brawl-takes-place-at-unattractive-restaurant,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-04-at-9.47.42-AM1.png,THEY TOOK OUT THE TRASH http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/special-permission-needed-to-kill-american-terrorists,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/200px-CNCRA2_Terror_Drones-170x111.jpg,THESE ARE YOUR DRONES http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/rand-paul-dark-prince-of-the-rights-bladerunner-future,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-04-at-9.08.50-AM-170x111.png,NOT RANDY http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/a-conversation-with-paul-ford-web-editor-of-harpers-magazine,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-03-at-6.05.45-PM-170x111.png,IT IS A MAGAZINE? http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/carly-fiorina-delivers-best-political-ad-ever,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-03-at-3.20.50-PM.png,DEVIL SHEEP http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/beach-house-silver-soul,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/17989206-17989209-large-170x111.jpg,eaton http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-new-observer-very-bro,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-03-at-3.24.29-PM.png,YO BRO! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/a-letter-to-the-new-york-times,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/terrier-170x111.jpg,Poor Malty! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/a-new-design-a-new-d-r-adams-theme-song,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-03-at-1.40.13-PM.png,DON'T MIND IF I DO! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/dadt-and-then-they-came-for-the-hermaphrodites,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-03-at-1.02.18-PM-242x263.png,HERMAPHRODITE ARMY GENERAL http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/26645,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/large_Obama-Speech-170x111.jpg,"Pass, thanks" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/adhd-explained,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/attention.jpg,It must be paid http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/cultural-globalization-and-pakistani-rap-beggars-with-cord-jefferson,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-03-at-10.22.04-AM-350x263.png,"HEY, WASSUP KIDDO" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/we-have-many-questions-about-the-certain-coming-terror,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/nuclear-war.jpg,BETTER LIKE THIS???? http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/lindsay-lohan-centered-business-model-drives-ungaro-into-closing-madison-ave-store,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-03-at-8.18.11-AM-350x263.png,KILLER! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/til-we-bury-every-dream-in-the-cold-cold-ground,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/snowmen-170x111.jpg,These guys smoke too! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/im-lost,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/lost1.png,lost http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/fair-notice-some-visual-changes-coming,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/camel-cigarettes.jpg,camel-cigarettes http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-lolingest-picture-in-recent-media-history,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-02-at-4.00.15-PM-200x147.png,AHEM http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/cure-sleep-apnea-the-australian-way,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/didgeridoo.jpg,"Seems like a nice idea, but I'm not gonna do it" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/dined-out-this-little-piggy-had-roast-beef,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/2010_01_littlepig.jpg,He also had a TON OF SALT http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-bookmobile-an-excerpt-from-i-dont-care-about-your-band-by-julie-klausner,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-02-at-12.41.26-PM.png,MUST LOVE CATS http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/live-the-dont-ask-dont-tell-hearings-with-ana-marie-cox,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/god-bless-america-350x263.jpg,god-bless-america http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/rahm-emanuels-r-wordgate-rocks-facebook-blogs,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/rahm-emanuel-305x263.jpg,RAHM! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-gangs-of-twitter,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fail-whale-490x367.png,"More like jail whale, am I right?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/rum-sodomy-the-lash-with-jim-behrle-oscars-reax,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/6.jpg,6 http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/very-recent-history-the-end-of-apartheid,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/De_Klerk.gif,De speech http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/groundhog-day-chat-live-from-punxsutawney,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/gday.jpg,"""Fuck you and your family, you ignorant shitbags.""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/david-brown-dead-at-93,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-02-at-9.20.55-AM.png,! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-oscar-announcements-it-is-here,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/penelope-cruz-nine.jpg,UH YEAH NO http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/everything-your-facebook-friends-said-about-the-grammys-is-probably-wrong-by-maura-k-johnston,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/alg_beyonce_grammys1.jpg,SASHA FIERCE http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/keffiyeh-kerfuffle,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/keffiyeh.jpg,keffiyeh http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/knifecrime-island-clerics-blamed-for-booze-related-violence,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Buckfast-200x507.jpg,"Available in both ""glassing"" and ""bottling"" sizes" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/my-baby-my-baby-seems-super-smart-but-im-also-scared-about-my-baby,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-04-at-1.11.50-PM1.png,MY BABY! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/putting-real-sized-women-on-tv-thats-a-cynical-ploy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-01-at-1.03.10-PM-200x171.png,Well. http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/flicked-off-when-in-rome,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-01-at-12.14.55-PM-200x188.png,! http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/rum-sodomy-the-lash-with-jim-behrle-doppelganger-week,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/behrle1.jpg,"Rum, Sodomy & The Lash" http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/svelte-americans-rip-into-their-big-bottomed-compatriots,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/sprats-200x194.gif,Will the Sprats spat? http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/rich-people-things-with-chris-lehmann-the-new-feudal-land-rush,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Screen-shot-2010-02-01-at-10.17.48-AM-200x236.png,PRINCEY McCHARLES http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/a-delightful-article-about-something-wed-all-rather-not-think-about,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/falling_hare2_restored-200x154.jpg,falling hare http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/very-recent-history-the-greensboro-sit-ins,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/800px-Greensboro_sit-in_counter-200x150.jpg,The counter http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/waiting-for-erykah-badu,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-29-at-6.37.18-PM.jpg,IT RETURNS http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/obama-among-the-republicans,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/obamarepoubs.jpg,"""Keep your friends close, but visit the Republican Caucus every few months.""" http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/bear-does-not-go-quietly,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/bearchase.jpg,Decidedly untranquil http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/inconsistent-pleadings-when-and-how-to-say-fucking-at-work,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-29-at-1.21.54-PM-200x308.jpg,"Bitch, bitch, bitch" http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/shake-shack-iphone-app-does-thing-11-people-desperately-need-done,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-29-at-12.51.32-PM-200x288.jpg,LOL? http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/btw-while-you-were-being-selfish-and-goal-oriented-your-eggs-were-dying,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/baby.jpg,"You will never have one of these, you wizened crone" http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/half-baked-with-jolie-kerr-the-real-recipe-for-pink-panty-pulldown-punch,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-29-at-9.14.25-AM.jpg,THIS COULD BE YOU http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/drunken-australians-can-turn-anything-into-a-weapon,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Beer_in_Australia-200x132.jpg,That IS a knife http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/how-can-i-wait-four-more-hours-until-new-amerykah-part-2,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-29-at-11.10.35-AM-490x100.jpg,! http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/new-orleans-rap-moguls-now-also-oil-and-gas-moguls,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/1264548624-200x261.jpg,baby oil http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/the-2009-gdp-its-the-worst-since-1946-and-7-6-million-jobs-disappeared-in-two-years,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-29-at-10.14.11-AM.jpg,NUMBERS! http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/osama-bin-laden-must-not-realize-how-cold-it-is-this-morning,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/osb.jpg,No logo http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/the-passing-of-j-d-salinger-another-view,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/sally-490x215.jpg,Okaaaaay... http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/reading-salinger,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-28-at-1.57.13-PM-490x169.jpg,HAPWORTH http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/fight-night-with-hamilton-nolan-the-glorious-racism-of-boxing,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/DUDDY.jpg,Duddy Did It http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/britons-in-pitched-battle-to-see-who-can-drink-themselves-to-death-fastest,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/bcd-200x133.jpg,Typical British people enjoy the national sport http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/when-typos-suddenly-make-you-a-racist-twitter-edition,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-28-at-12.10.48-PM.jpg,OH NOES http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/breaking-roger-hodge-joins-facebook,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-28-at-11.10.17-AM.jpg,Rog-Hodg http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/mansplaining-critique-really-upsets-men-who-are-usually-too-busy-feigning-concern-for-the-subjects-of-womens-memoirs,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-28-at-10.13.32-AM.jpg,BOYS BOYS BOYS YEAH http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/football-crippling-concussions-wacky-mascots,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mascots.gif,"I mean, REALLY" http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/mcitaly-burger-symbolizes-everything-wrong-with-italy-burgers,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/McDonalds-McItaly-burger-001.jpg,"You know, for Guidos." http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/the-state-of-the-union-as-it-goes,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-27-at-9.57.45-PM.jpg,DON'T HATE THE GAME http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/classy-conflict-with-cord-jefferson,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-27-at-3.47.23-PM-200x279.jpg,Indeed. http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/barack-obama-is-your-new-ipad,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/pads.jpg,Where's your messiah now? http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/republicans-told-to-zip-their-lips-tonight,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/rpbs.gif,Republican leadership addresses its members http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/louis-auchincloss-1917-2010,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/last-of-old-guard_l-200x301.jpg,He may well have been http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/the-hilarious-apple-stock-dip,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-27-at-2.23.39-PM-490x250.jpg,APPL http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/adorable-doggie-rescued-from-ice-floe,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/doggie1-200x148.jpg,"Don't worry, he's okay!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/snapshot-of-a-moment-in-time,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/trendz.gif,What a time to be alive! http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/live-blogging-todays-big-events,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-27-at-1.20.58-PM-200x155.jpg,LA TORMENTA http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/the-spandex-report-with-erica-sackin-the-great-bedford-avenue-bike-lane-debate,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/3.jpg,The Spandex Report http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/bankers-should-make-more-money-than-average-people,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-27-at-11.56.57-AM-490x100.jpg,"AVERAGE PEOPLE, ACCORDING TO GOOGLE IMAGES" http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/even-aesthetes-are-getting-in-on-super-bowl-action,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/NO054-200x244.jpg,Too sweet for Indianapolis? http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/crazy-oregon-very-slightly-taxes-wealthy-citizens-and-corporations-to-fund-schools-and-public-services,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-27-at-9.50.59-AM-200x153.jpg,YOU KNOW http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/local-newspaper-offers-very-servicey-guide-to-web,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-27-at-9.31.43-AM-200x173.jpg,NO BUT IS IT? http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/real-america-with-abe-sauer-if-you-dont-support-health-care-reform-you-dont-support-the-troops,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ND-doc-check-final-490x171.png,ND doc check final http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/the-rapping-holocaust-survivor-yes-the-rapping-holocaust-survivor,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/image-52974-galleryV9-dgvc-200x112.jpg,bejarano http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/senator-gigglebrands-big-branding-problems,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-26-at-12.38.53-PM-490x137.jpg,"C'MON, GIGGLES" http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/sober-keith-richards-a-disappointment-to-alcoholics-everywhere,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/keithtalk.jpg,He'd better still be smoking http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/military-finally-acknowledges-own-vet-policy-due-to-suing,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-26-at-12.05.03-PM.jpg,KOKESH IT! http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/yes-why-has-america-stopped-paying-attention-to-reality-tv,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-26-at-11.33.55-AM-200x198.jpg,SHIT BE GETTING REAL EVEN THOUGH FRIENDS WILL NOT BE MADE (POOR CAT!) http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/obama-surrenders-to-mob-mob-unimpressed,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/bears.gif,"Louder, dumber" http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/howard-wolfson-finally-doesnt-have-to-fly,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-26-at-9.49.23-AM-200x194.jpg,HOWIE http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/public-apology-dear-tubby,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/apology-icon2.jpg,apology http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/john-yoo-explains-how-to-get-to-his-secret-law-class,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-25-at-4.12.59-PM-200x227.jpg,NO SERIOUSLY http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/how-to-un-boring-the-oscars,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-25-at-2.58.15-PM.jpg,LADY!~ http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/how-to-be-taken-hostage,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-25-at-2.19.25-PM.jpg,O RLY? http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/waiting-for-the-apple-tablet-with-joel-johnson,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-25-at-1.26.56-PM-490x195.jpg,Say Goodbye http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/reasons-to-be-cheerful-ill-let-you-know-when-i-think-of-some,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/barocky.jpg,What's he smiling about? http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/the-trueslant-abuses-writers-scandal,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-25-at-12.55.16-PM1-490x108.jpg,SLANTY? YET TRUE! http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/we-are-all-blobfish,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/blobfish.jpg,"Cheer up, it might not happen" http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/sympathy-for-the-tea-party,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-25-at-12.24.22-PM-200x113.jpg,MY TEA PARTY TIME http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/bob-noorda-and-the-best-sort-of-boredom,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/AIGA_Shaw_Helvetica_3_4-200x261.jpg,subway http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/the-shadow-editors-stolen-goods,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-25-at-11.24.13-AM-200x198.jpg,Mmm. http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/rich-people-things-with-chris-lehmann-frugality-is-so-fatiguing,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-25-at-10.45.19-AM-200x149.jpg,HERE! http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/britain-made-entirely-out-of-knives,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/england-200x120.jpg,This is England http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/everyone-owns-stuyvesant-town-now,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-25-at-9.26.08-AM.jpg,WHO'S YOUR DADDY? http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/its-2010-and-the-narcissist-warblogger-hysteria-still-rages,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-25-at-9.06.10-AM-200x216.jpg,BIRTHER CERTIFICATE http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/not-everything-in-new-jersey-is-as-pretty-as-that-stretch-of-the-turnpike-that-runs-past-elizabeth,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/new-jersey-postcard3-200x128.jpg,jersey-postcard http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/wired-money-wants-to-be-free,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-22-at-3.00.42-PM.jpg,"MONEY, CHANGES, NOTHING?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/on-preemptive-irritation-by-katie-baker,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-22-at-2.53.19-PM-490x269.jpg,POST THIS http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/idontcareanymore,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-22-at-12.19.43-PM-490x189.jpg,SHUT UP NERDS http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/how-lost-will-end,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/endlost-490x232.jpg,You see Hurley there? He's gonna die. http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/alleged-fish-poisoner-free-to-strike-again,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/oranda_chocolate_001_w240-200x150.jpg,Bleached? http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/the-poetry-section-the-view-finder-and-two-other-poems-by-terese-svoboda,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/horrifying-iphone-plastic-surgery-apps-rated,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-22-at-10.38.56-AM.jpg,SLASH YOUR FACE http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/scott-brown-chief-bro,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-22-at-9.58.45-AM.jpg,LORD http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/new-york-city-to-be-renamed-gaycrime-island,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-22-at-9.25.36-AM-200x200.jpg,GAY BASH HERO http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/inconsistent-pleadings-aclu-v-grayson-county-or-americas-heritage,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-21-at-1.53.44-PM.jpg,OH ACLU http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/the-exclusive-unpublished-introduction-to-a-memoir-that-you-totally-knew-existed-discovered-by-liz-colville,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-21-at-2.16.20-PM-200x104.jpg,JUST FRIENDS http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/dear-conservative-movement-stop-ruining-my-life-by-michael-brendan-dougherty,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-21-at-12.09.19-PM.jpg,St. Ronnie http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/jersey-mayhem-shady-bowling-alley-owner-accused-of-torching-rival-lanes,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/new-jersey-postcard2-200x128.jpg,jersey http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/welcome-back-rickets,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/bowleghs-200x200.jpg,Drink more milk http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/five-things-to-do-with-twitter-when-you-suspect-youre-doing-it-wrong,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-21-at-11.24.17-AM.jpg,YUR DOIN IT RITE http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/praying-jew-causes-emergency-landing,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/RoshPos01.jpg,GOOD L-RD! http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/goldman-sachs-overcorrects-a-decade-of-employee-compensation-trending,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-21-at-10.16.25-AM-490x266.jpg,compensation v. net revenue http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/stolen-the-skull-of-14th-century-german-pirate-klaus-stortebeker,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/schaedel2-200x380.jpg,skull http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/democrats-back-to-comfortable-helpless-losers-status,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/setback1.jpg,It always does http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/drawings-in-a-hurry-with-amy-jean-porter-apropos-of-the-wet-snow,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/porter_jan14_snow_01.jpg,1 http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/slutty-mouse-sperms-work-in-gangs,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mightymouse-200x207.jpg,If you think HE'S mighty you should check out his slutty sperm! http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/real-america-with-abe-sauer-obamas-first-year-in-pictures-horrible-horrible-pictures,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/oabam-washington-crying.jpg,oabam washington crying http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/some-highlights-from-todays-kelly-cutrone-press-call,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-20-at-1.04.41-PM-200x157.jpg,KELLLYYYYY http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/revealed-why-we-drink,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/drunkenglishpeople-200x125.jpg,Britons in their natural habitat http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/dear-the-left-a-breakup-letter-by-e-a-hanks,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-20-at-11.38.22-AM.jpg,BYE? http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/ohio-town-up-in-arms-over-firing-of-teacher-who-refused-to-do-his-job-the-john-freshwater-story,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-20-at-12.16.31-PM-200x189.jpg,JOHN FRESHWATER http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/holocaust-deniers-and-white-supremacists-make-oregon-students-feel-unsafe,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-20-at-10.19.52-AM.jpg,?? http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/worlds-most-apathetic-robber-evokes-fond-literary-memories,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-20-at-9.16.48-AM.jpg,BANG BANG http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/initial-reaction-to-scott-browns-senate-victory-in-massachusetts-an-imagined-monologue-by-the-republican-party,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/bro.jpg,Holding The Bag http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/january-jones-is-wack,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/0january-200x250.jpg,BORING! http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/massachusetts-election-makes-internet-fun-again,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-19-at-2.47.18-PM-1-490x257.jpg,HOO BOY http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/robert-b-parker-1932-2010,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/parkerspenser1.jpg,Parker http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/smoking-baby-vexes-delicate-british-sensibilities,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/article-1244351-07EB6DE8000005DC-916_224x360-200x321.jpg,I would have given him something with less tar http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/poll-men-like-beautiful-well-behaved-women-who-stay-at-home-where-they-belong,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-19-at-12.53.27-PM-200x242.jpg,BASSIL http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/casper-the-bus-riding-british-cat-1998-2010,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Casper-the-cat-200x228.jpg,"Ride's over, kitty" http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/good-news-600-talking-bibles-dispatched-to-haiti,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-19-at-12.13.48-PM.jpg,BIBLE! http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/american-girl-is-an-argument-against-having-girls,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-19-at-11.10.41-AM.jpg,CAMP HER http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/explaining-the-hotness-of-stephen-moyer-in-six-sentences,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-19-at-10.12.10-AM.jpg,MOYER http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/haiti-over-all-fairly-calm-also-horrible,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-19-at-9.48.00-AM-200x189.jpg,AC 360 http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/public-apology-dear-proprietors-of-thepublicapology-com,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/apology-icon1.jpg,apology icon http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/macys-has-a-good-idea-forreal,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Macys-Tday-Header-Image-200x251.jpg,GOTTA CATCH EM ALL! http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/is-the-metroplex-monster-a-chupacabra,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/chuba-2-490x416.jpg,The North Central Texas Goat Sucker? [Photo: Joe Duty] http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/in-the-weeds-with-matthew-gallaway-the-cubicle-garden-an-interview,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/CAP1.jpg,! http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/rich-people-things-with-chris-lehmann-looting-overtakes-the-media,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-18-at-11.46.43-AM-490x376.jpg,LOOT http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/list-of-scifi-books-promises-to-enrage,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-18-at-11.04.04-AM-200x161.jpg,O RLY? http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/brave-royal-carribean-cruise-ship-docks-at-haitian-port,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-18-at-10.26.46-AM-200x175.jpg,Labadee http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/this-long-weekends-reading-watching-and-thinking,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-17-at-11.12.13-AM-489x113.jpg,REMEMBER THEM? http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/movies-i-have-walked-out-of-by-julie-klausner,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-15-at-3.58.18-PM.jpg,A TRULY WONDERFUL FILM http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/black-lady-tries-out-being-white-online-is-understandably-horrified,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-15-at-3.33.21-PM.jpg,"Slowly, I began to realize that when white people are alone, they give things to each other for free." http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/theres-gotta-be-better-ways-for-a-teenager-to-make-35-dollars-a-day,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/new-jersey-postcard1-200x128.jpg,jersey http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/the-true-meaning-of-christmas,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-15-at-1.22.16-PM-200x160.jpg,"La Vierge au coussin vert, BITCHES!" http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/the-man-cant-bust-your-fake-smokes,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/super-e-cig-200x200.jpg,For those who lack the guts to really smoke http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/im-not-drunk-im-signaling,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/signall.jpg,Signals! http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/david-brooks-haiti-v-barbados,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-15-at-12.07.46-PM.jpg,ALSO THEY ARE NOT PARTICULARLY NEAR NOR DO THEY HAVE MUCH IN COMMON? http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/nine-fine-wikipedia-entries-on-the-occasion-of-its-ninth-birthday,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-15-at-10.43.54-AM-489x37.jpg,WIKIPEDIA ON WIKIPEDIA http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/understanding-rainbow-bridge-and-getting-ready-for-2012,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/RainbowBridgeMeditation-200x201.jpg,rainbow bridge http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/damien-hirst-is-still-trying-to-piss-you-off,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-14-at-3.55.53-PM-490x250.jpg,ruh roh http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/things-for-which-texas-will-and-will-not-take-federal-money,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/rick-perry-200x200.jpg,RICK PERRY http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/real-america-with-abe-sauer-they-even-put-ads-on-birds-now,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/windsor-canadian-hunt-490x281.jpg,windsor canadian hunt http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/the-shadow-editors-the-looting-in-haiti,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-14-at-4.37.35-PM-200x173.jpg,WHY IS THIS MAN LOOTING THIS BABY? http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/new-york-where-matters-of-scale-and-cost-and-john-jacob-astor-become-mangled,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-14-at-3.31.47-PM-490x203.jpg,!! http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/in-which-the-worst-movies-of-2009-are-agreed-upon,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-14-at-1.30.30-PM.jpg,HATE U http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/a-message-from-gressier-haiti-this-morning-the-second-parking-lot-baby-was-born,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-14-at-12.42.52-PM.jpg,GRESSIER http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/grindr-when-gays-stop-being-polite-and-start-getting-real,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/tumblr_kvdow87RHh1qa4txpo1_400.jpg,GUNDR? http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/learn-how-to-boast-about-yourself,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/bigdeal.jpg,"Well, since you asked" http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/glaads-media-awards-the-saddest-showing-yet,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-14-at-12.06.08-PM.jpg,OH SAL http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/the-great-las-vegas-monorail-fail,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/art.monorail.disney.cnn_.jpg,MONORAIL! http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/that-janet-maslin-doesnt-like-joshua-ferris-new-book-doesnt-mean-anything,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ferrignohulka-200x191.jpg,hulk http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/aww-man-jay-zs-not-in-the-illuminati-after-all,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/jayz_11-200x153.jpg,jay http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/harold-fords-onslaught-of-terror-includes-terrible-salads,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-14-at-9.21.21-AM-490x218.jpg,OH HAROLD http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/elements-of-stale-with-luke-mazur-leaving-the-green-lane-country-club,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-13-at-4.12.21-PM.jpg,SPOT MR. ROTH! http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/its-320-p-m-and-i-still-intensely-dislike-harold-ford,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-13-at-3.01.50-PM-200x156.jpg,DBAG http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/note-from-a-fanboy-by-adam-frucci-ideas-for-conan,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-13-at-2.42.46-PM-200x217.jpg,CO... NAN? http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/surfers-too-awesome-to-be-scared-of-dinosaur-sized-shark,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/great-white-shark-1-200x148.jpg,great-white-shark-1 http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/the-new-emotions,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/4real-200x287.gif,More of an assertion than an emotion http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/google-memorial-in-china,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-13-at-1.31.42-PM.jpg,Bai Bai http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/the-wall-street-journal-now-worth-38-cents,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/wsj.jpg,oh dear http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/guest-op-ed-do-you-think-wimpy-was-just-asking-for-any-kind-of-hamburger,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/wimpy.jpg,That. http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/youth-of-america-upset-aggressive-inked,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/12lew-200x277.jpg,Twas ever thus http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/poll-blacks-not-particularly-optimistic-about-future,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-13-at-10.47.16-AM-490x56.jpg,!! http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/and-thats-when-i-clicked-close-tab-i-dont-know-and-i-dont-care-edition,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/piespiespiespies.jpg,If you figure it out let me know http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/did-you-find-somewhere-to-get-some-news,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-13-at-9.36.23-AM.jpg,URF http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/boxed-in-with-regina-nigro-nancy-franklin-is-probably-excluded-from-chicken-cutlet-night,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-12-at-3.09.20-PM.jpg,SOMETHING PECULIAR http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/half-baked-how-to-make-a-pizza,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-12-at-1.48.07-PM-490x188.jpg,THINGS I ATE THAT I RUVVED http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/here-is-why-you-crazy-bitches-cannot-get-enough-true-crime,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/soundoffear-200x371.jpg,Scary stuff http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/inconsistent-pleadings-bryan-v-mcpherson-or-dont-tase-me-when-im-pantsless-bro,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-12-at-11.43.01-AM.jpg,LIFE OF BRYAN http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/guest-op-ed-the-jay-and-conan-show-is-actually-quite-fascinating-by-the-incredible-hulk,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/lenoconan-200x110.jpg,When still pretend like each other http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/death-bear-confronted-by-ex-screaming-women-panties,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-12-at-11.09.25-AM.jpg,DEATH NEARLY COMES FOR DEATH BEAR http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/zachary-woolfe-another-vampire-weekend,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Vampire-Weekend-Contra-294x300-200x204.jpg,Vampire Weekend http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/the-last-of-the-great-new-york-strongmen,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/popup-200x284.jpg,"Rollino, 93 years ago" http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/a-message-from-harold-ford,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-12-at-9.17.03-AM-200x197.jpg,IT'S ME HAROLD FORD http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/paper-nations-smokers-half-lunging-it,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/journalsmoke.jpg,I do. Fuck you. http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/remember-when-spiderman-4-was-a-movie-that-was-going-to-be-made,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/spiderman-in-web-0013-200x1501.jpg,"Spider-Man, Spider-Man/Does whatever a spider can/Spins a web any size/Catches thieves just like flies/Look out/Here comes the Spider-Man/Is he strong?/Listen bud/He's got radioactive blood/Can he swing from a thread/Take a look overhead/Hey there/There goes the Spider-Man/In the chill of night/At the scene of a crime/Like a streak of light/He arrives just in time/Spider-Man, Spider-Man/Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man/Wealth and fame/He's ignored/Action is his reward/To him life is a great big bang up/Whenever there's a hang up/You'll find the Spider-Man" http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/iced-out-ski-cross-my-heart,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/1.jpg,ICED OUT http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/50-years-ago-today-time-mags-population-explosion,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-11-at-3.50.46-PM.jpg,TIME! http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/breaking-popeye-admits-to-spinach-use,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/poepeye-200x204.jpg,McGwrie http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/the-malcolm-gladwell-digest-the-sure-thing-jan-18-2010-the-new-yorker,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-11-at-2.11.51-PM-490x306.jpg,GLAD AS WELL AS YOU CAN http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/the-name-the-new-wu-tang-spin-off-group-contest,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Ghost-Rae-Meth-200x166.jpg,Ghost rae meth http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/frontiers-of-medicine-would-you-take-dont-drink-pills,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/pillsbooze-200x131.jpg,You must choose one or the other though neither are to be what they claim http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/u-s-banks-very-liquid-with-1-2-trillion-in-cash,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-96-200x141.jpg,SOMEBODY'S WATCHING YOU http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/jersey-mayhem-policeman-unhurt-by-shooting-someone-else-in-the-face,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/new-jersey-postcard-200x128.jpg,jersey postcard http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/tmz-thinks-the-epidemic-of-prison-rape-is-hilarious,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-11-at-10.53.01-AM-490x172.jpg,Good Grief http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/rich-people-things-with-chris-lehmann-a-steady-diet-of-nothing,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-11-at-10.12.46-AM.jpg,MMM HMM http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/americas-law-schools-in-revolt,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-11-at-9.14.42-AM-200x204.jpg,STUDENTS OF DIVERSITY http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/death-bear-will-assist-you-now,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-08-at-1.57.19-PM.jpg,DEATH BEAR http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/j-school-school-takes-over-times-site,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-08-at-12.13.15-PM-200x143.jpg,WELL http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/horror-chick-with-melissa-lafsky-daybreakers-will-suck-out-your-brain-cells-and-smear-you-with-blood-and-not-in-a-good-way,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-08-at-11.10.40-AM.jpg,DAYBREAKERS http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/so-all-that-crazy-stuff-on-the-dollar-bill-is-just-what-decoration,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/G_001_masons_baphomet2-200x304.jpg,masons http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/weathermen-in-america-free-to-believe-that-global-warming-is-a-scam-2,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-08-at-10.26.37-AM-200x196.jpg,WHAT A CUTE BEAR http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/so-there-was-a-highly-advanced-civilization-in-the-amazon-after-all,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/900161731-200x291.jpg,ufo http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/the-poetry-section-four-poems-by-star-black,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/blackwater-settlement-100k-per-corpse,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-07-at-2.03.07-PM-200x207.jpg,OH HI http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/psa-the-firmuhment,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-07-at-1.27.36-PM-490x192.jpg,Sigh http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/guest-op-ed-i-fell-for-a-blind-girl,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/HALFTIME.jpg,It's Half the Time at Half Time http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/get-ready-to-call-daily,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-07-at-10.36.55-AM-200x227.jpg,DO IT TO ME ONE MORE TIME http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/are-people-really-as-stupid-as-nyt-break-up-article-suggests,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/anistonbreak.jpg,"You know, because of that movie" http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/your-obnoxious-cell-phone-chatter-may-prevent-alzheimers,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ItchyScratchyLemonade-200x153.jpg,More cell time could have prevented this http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/are-we-entering-the-era-of-hangover-free-booze,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/beer-200x150.jpg,So basically they invented this. http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/knifecrime-islands-pensioners-burn-books-for-heat,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-06-at-2.36.50-PM-200x159.jpg,OKAY http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/against-the-historical-pullback-and-the-problem,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-06-at-1.26.58-PM-490x157.jpg,AND HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND? http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/what-is-the-deal-with-keha,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ke.jpg,"Ye$, Ke$ha" http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/women-unable-to-marry-men-in-new-york-except-one-woman,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-06-at-12.18.57-PM-200x204.jpg,"WHO'S EUROPEAN NOW, BITCHES?" http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/best-possible-seo-friendly-content-on-lady-sex-fantasies,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-06-at-11.36.01-AM-200x66.jpg,NOT rape rape? http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/rex-reeds-wonderful-annual-so-long-dead-folks-column-is-here,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-06-at-11.08.39-AM.jpg,REX! BETTER THAN SEX! http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/internet-strangling-craze-grabs-kids-around-neck-squeezes-hard,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/choker.jpg,"Like this, but younger" http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/30-bloggers-to-avoid-in-2010,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-06-at-10.05.54-AM-490x311.jpg,OH HI? http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/all-the-best-single-ladies-of-the-decade,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/yo_majesty-futuristically_speaking-200x200.jpg,omg RIGHT? http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/public-apology-dear-riders-of-the-powell-mason-cable-car-line-in-san-francisco-late-summer-1991,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/apology-icon.jpg,apology icon http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/is-michelle-obama-a-gay-male-homosexual,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-05-at-3.51.30-PM.jpg,LADY? http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/michael-odonoghue-remembered,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mod1.jpg,Mr. Mike http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/mayor-mike,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-05-at-2.01.07-PM.jpg,MIKE http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/dave-eggers-still-not-the-real-enemy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-05-at-12.33.58-PM-200x224.jpg,Neggers http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/behold-the-strawberry-crab,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/strawcrab-200x90.jpg,Strawberry Crabcake http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/brad-graham,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-05-at-12.00.21-PM.jpg,2002 http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/gawker-media-moves-to-uniques-be-even-more-of-a-hustler-says-nick-denton,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-05-at-11.34.59-AM1.jpg,TARGETS http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/still-more-reasons-to-smoke,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/docsmokes.jpg,He knew what he was doing http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/pez-guy-obituary-dispenses-information-whimsy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mypic12-200x150.jpg,pez http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/smoking-finally-better-for-you-than-something-else,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/gleason.jpg,Screwed either way http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/manhattans-vintage-stores-stay-eating-it,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/vintage-clothes-sp-62-200x150.jpg,Olds http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/latest-richard-florida-takedown-has-big-dollar-figures,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-04-at-2.55.31-PM.jpg,Dick http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/london-about-to-get-scammed-by-goldman-sachs,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-96-200x141.jpg,SOMEBODY'S WATCHING YOU http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/silvios-back-baby,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/silblo.jpg,Silvio! http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/booked-up-with-seth-colter-walls-an-incredibly-un-fun-misreading-of-david-foster-wallace-that-katie-roiphe-should-never-do-again,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-04-at-12.32.51-PM.jpg,DFW http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/youre-damn-right-theres-a-g-spot,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/gnpp.jpg,Why not? http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/show-me-a-happy-homosexual-and-ill-show-you-a-gay-corpse,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-04-at-11.02.17-AM.jpg,Le Sigh http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/worthless-money-has-a-price-now,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-04-at-10.34.17-AM-490x389.jpg,Money! http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/the-end-of-the-00s-all-of-the-end-of-the-00s,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/book-200x262.jpg,"The Wisdom Of The 00's, in blogpost form" http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/rich-people-things-with-chris-lehmann-the-real-main-street-revolt,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-04-at-10.17.43-AM-200x122.jpg,THE ALL-THING http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/explaining-metropolitan-diary,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-04-at-9.33.54-AM-200x229.jpg,Mmm Hmm http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/alex-balks-new-years-resolution,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/happy.jpg,"Me, this year" http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/and-hello-2010-we-are-back,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-04-at-8.42.01-AM-200x120.jpg,oh hai http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/the-end-of-the-00s-tiny-moments-of-varying-significance-2000-2009-by-amy-jean-porter,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/porter_dec31_decade_01.jpg,AJP http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/the-end-of-the-00s-listicle-without-commentary-the-348-best-reality-television-shows-of-the-00s-in-order-by-jon-caramanica,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Screen-shot-2010-01-01-at-11.49.20-AM.jpg,"GET TO WORK, KIDS" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-new-years-eve-and-the-rise-of-the-machines-by-richard-lawson,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-24-at-1.58.38-PM-490x158.jpg,IT HAS COME http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-down-under-the-george-washington-bridge-overpass-by-matthew-gallaway,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/HR0-490x367.jpg,Green banks http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-the-life-of-the-party-by-doree-shafrir,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/hollertronix.jpg,"Hollertronix, via poundforpound.blogspot.com" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-the-experience-of-dishonorable-debates-by-seth-colter-walls,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/BUSHDEBATE-490x297.jpg,Not us http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-is-three-still-a-trend-by-josh-wimmer,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/thingsfallapart-490x196.jpg,A glimpse of the future http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-the-debt-regret-matrix-by-jessanne-collins,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-21-at-6.20.42-PM.jpg,S-K http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-bad-for-humanity-but-great-for-horror-by-melissa-lafsky,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-23-at-3.26.30-PM-490x157.jpg,hoo boy http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-the-hollywood-crowd-by-ken-wheaton,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-19-at-6.31.03-PM.jpg,CRYSTAL http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-the-ballad-of-that-guy-from-titus-andronicus-as-told-to-matthew-perpetua,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-20-at-2.25.17-PM.jpg,TITUS ANDDRON-AND-ON-ICUS http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-ten-years-of-best-picture-suck-by-zachary-woolfe,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-21-at-7.17.41-PM.jpg,REMEMBER THIS? http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-a-party-in-iran-by-kaila-hale-stern,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/iran-protest-490x326.jpg,Not a party picture http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-me-me-me-by-the-numbers-by-logan-sachon,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-26-at-12.47.56-PM.jpg,OUT WITH THE OLD http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-what-i-know-now-by-abe-sauer,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-24-at-3.13.13-PM.jpg,"YES, HIM" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-augustines-second-cat-by-julie-klausner,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/augbathbef.jpg,"The bathroom, in hoardier times" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-no-one-would-have-blamed-her-for-changing-her-mind-by-dan-shanoff,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-19-at-6.06.01-PM.jpg,CINQUE TERRE http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-imagined-responses-to-four-emails-that-i-sent-to-which-i-have-not-yet-received-a-reply-2000-2009-by-juli-weiner,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-24-at-3.09.29-PM.jpg,EAT IT http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-made-in-new-york-by-joel-johnson,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/brooklynbridge-490x347.jpg,The lights and the ships http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-everybody-in-his-or-her-own-life-needs-a-hobby-by-matt-ealer,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-21-at-8.45.49-PM.jpg,LIARS http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-decade-of-suck-by-regina-schrambling,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-19-at-5.12.34-PM-200x177.jpg,THE ODEON http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-when-the-geeks-took-over-the-world-by-john-sellers,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-20-at-4.49.25-PM.jpg,"IT'S YOUR MOVE NOW, BOY!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-horrible-decade-of-constant-terror-doesnt-officially-end-until-the-world-does-in-2012-by-ken-layne,http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/blingeewinner2hans.gif,Here is the only known photograph of the entire decade. http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-why-did-we-not-appreciate-2007-by-sara-vilkomerson,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-23-at-2.47.50-PM-490x190.jpg,MM HMM http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-the-counterfactual-00s-by-rudolph-delson,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-28-at-5.31.58-PM.jpg,STILL WAITING http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-the-decade-in-super-squats-by-hamilton-nolan,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-21-at-6.45.25-PM.jpg,Those Squats? They Are Super http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-chains-of-fools-by-maura-k-johnston,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/custom_1230560705277_photo_01-490x367.jpg,BUH BYE http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-the-most-american-person-of-the-decade-by-kaila-hale-stern,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/lccovs.jpg,"America, America, this is you" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-a-personal-chronology-of-the-last-decade-organized-around-my-blackouts-by-rod-townsend,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-19-at-5.38.27-PM.jpg,BLACKOUT http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-how-to-lose-your-idealism-in-under-ten-years-by-natasha-vargas-cooper,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/1-490x370.jpg,. http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-the-most-disturbing-sense-of-gratitude-by-dave-bry,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-23-at-4.32.05-PM-490x188.jpg,RUDY http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-so-lax-by-katie-bakes,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-24-at-2.22.56-PM.jpg,The Duke Case http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-buffy-season-five-episode-22-the-gift-by-dan-kois,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/buffywhite.jpg,buffywhite http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-the-hunt-for-lonelygirl15-by-richard-rushfield,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-21-at-7.52.00-PM.jpg,SHE WASN'T REALLY ALL THAT LONELY IT TURNS OUT! http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-the-dance-off-decade-by-lindsay-robertson,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/File.jpg,"YOUNG HEARTS, RUN FREE" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-top-10-jobs-i-lost-this-decade-failing-up-sometimes-but-mostly-sideways-by-jackson-west,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-23-at-4.54.09-PM.jpg,CUBE? FARMED http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-the-stupid-kids-of-1999-by-will-leitch,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-19-at-7.15.12-PM.jpg,PARTY LIKE IT'S! http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-the-decade-in-netflix-instant-watch-by-alex-pareene,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-21-at-7.58.54-PM.jpg,BEST MOVIE EVER http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/real-america-with-abe-sauer-last-minute-christmas-sex-doll-shopping-at-spencers,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/spencers-489x294.jpg,spencers http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-worst-festivus-ever,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-23-at-5.12.47-PM-200x168.jpg,:( http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-noted-without-noteworthiness-by-rob-walker,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-20-at-4.26.22-PM.jpg,Exploding Trucks Forbidden http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/half-baked-with-nic-musolino-eggnog,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-23-at-1.56.15-PM-200x188.jpg,HOW TO PREPARE http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/john-del-signore-when-i-was-santa-in-conclusion-all-i-want-is-my-fair-share,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-22-at-1.51.16-PM.jpg,OH... HIGH? http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/theres-still-last-minute-garbage-to-buy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-23-at-12.39.30-PM-200x182.jpg,SnD!! http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/biblical-principles-just-as-effective-for-finance-as-everything-else,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/js-200x251.jpg,But how's his credit score? http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/i-feel-bad-about-my-presidents-neck,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-23-at-9.33.50-AM-200x212.jpg,WHY IS IT STILL LIKE THIS? http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-the-guantanamo-gift-shop-by-spencer-ackerman,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-19-at-4.27.42-PM-490x264.jpg,GITMO IGUANA http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-end-of-the-00s-it-begins-to-end,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-22-at-2.17.53-PM-200x154.jpg,BUT A RETROSPECTIVE YE SHALL HAVE! http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/john-del-signore-when-i-was-santa-part-two-where-the-hand-has-been,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-22-at-1.51.16-PM.jpg,OH... HIGH? http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/doesnt-anyone-want-to-do-some-crimes-in-this-country,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/caughtstealing.jpg,These days he couldn't even be bothered http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/new-york-citys-brave-future-looks-like-the-past-heterosexual-white-gentiles-will-run-this-town,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/whitepeoplearecrazy-200x200.gif,Well? http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/pagan-winter-solstice-holiday-blues,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/stoneheng.jpg,Where the demons dwell http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/new-holiday-song-christmas-with-the-family,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/tree-200x150.jpg,The happiest time of year http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/poor-stevie-cohen-experiences-worst-nightmare-cristina,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-22-at-9.37.12-AM.jpg,OMG CRISTINA http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-internet-is-nice-now,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/smile-200x200.jpg,Everybody's happy nowadays http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/john-del-signore-when-i-was-santa-part-one-silver-and-gold,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-21-at-1.19.03-PM-490x404.jpg,SANTA http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/guest-op-ed-i-hated-avatar-with-the-fire-of-a-thousand-suns-by-maria-bustillos,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/blue_timberwolf_rar_by_LilleahWest-200x266.jpg,AVATAR http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/mr-wrong-happy-the-holidays,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/mrwrongnew.jpg,MR. WRONG! http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/ross-douthat-would-make-a-fine-atheist,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/douthat-profile.jpg,douthat http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/rich-people-things-with-chris-lehmann-sale-brittania,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-21-at-10.08.52-AM.jpg,BUY NOW http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/a-decade-of-terrible-puns,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/postgep-200x255.jpg,Member? http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/miami-recovers-from-devastating-mid-60s-cold-snap,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-21-at-9.25.47-AM-200x229.jpg,UM http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/flicked-off-with-mary-hk-choi-avatar,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/choitar.jpg,THE 'TAR http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/avatar-part-2-with-david-cho-who-remembers-district-9,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-18-at-12.48.59-PM-490x193.jpg,CRAVATAR http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/scantily-clad-vandal-defaces-iconic-symbol-of-loose-slots,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/vegassign-200x124.jpg,"It's fabulous, alright" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/trump-soho-what-up-closets,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-18-at-1.19.23-PM-490x404.jpg,FLOOR http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-terrible-story-of-shellie-ross-and-everyone-else,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-18-at-1.04.36-PM.jpg,Shellie Ross http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/last-nights-company-holiday-party-reviewed,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/tiny-fast-food.jpg,THIS FOOD? LESS TINY! http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/an-extremely-gay-tribute-to-our-troops,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/32-490x653.jpg,REALLY http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/avatar-part-1-how-we-deal-with-iraq-war-ii-with-seth-colter-walls,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-18-at-11.27.22-AM.jpg,Avatar Baddie http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/rudolph-the-big-nosed-reindeer,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/FameBecomesMe40-200x272.jpg,feinstein http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/cheery-talking-head-delivers-sad-news-00s-version,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/schefter-twitter-henry-490x208.jpg,"Oh, Yeah, Hmm" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/new-york-is-sad,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/nym-200x130.jpg,"Drinking more, avoiding old friends, crying at commercials, etc." http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/yes-they-stole-the-auschwitz-sign,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-18-at-9.22.47-AM.jpg,OOOF http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/bernie-kerik-buffs-up,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/kerik-200x200.jpg,"Lean, mean" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/public-apology-dear-t,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/apology-icon2.jpg,apology http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/by-the-numbers-mcsweeneys-san-francisco-panorama-newspaper-experiment,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/4170035369_4531404f14-490x327.jpg,The Panorama http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/cuny-j-school-graduation-a-fascinating-time-of-opportunity,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-17-at-1.21.34-PM-200x57.jpg,CUNNING CUNY http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/guest-op-ed-hey-your-family-is-really-quite-naked-on-your-christmas-card-by-joel-johnson,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-17-at-11.59.14-AM-200x136.jpg,OH DEAR http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/flicked-off-with-mary-hk-choi-and-alex-balk-nine,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ninechicks-490x318.jpg,"The ladies of ""Nine""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/there-you-are-rene-russo,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-712-200x219.jpg,OH RUSSO http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/our-new-home-awaits,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-17-at-10.37.59-AM-200x190.jpg,THIS WILL BE ME http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/local-woman-surprised-by-being-called-a-racist-after-blog-post,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-17-at-9.54.06-AM.jpg,Twitter http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-brevity-of-enthusiasms-or-omfg-avatar-ftw,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-16-at-4.04.27-PM-490x198.jpg,MM HMM http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/finally-someone-explains-what-art-basel-was-all-about,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-16-at-3.23.47-PM-200x157.jpg,WORK http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/real-america-with-abe-sauer-garrison-keillor-will-die,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/red-shoes-490x273.jpg,red shoes http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/why-didnt-you-tell-me-about-chooching,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/chuck-200x173.jpg,Probably had an adolescence FULL of chooching http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/new-zealand-church-billboard-provokes-uncomfortable-questions-like-is-god-good-at-cunnilingus-does-he-like-it-rough-does-he-ask-for-a-finger-up-his-ass-etc,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/6a00d8341c51c053ef0120a757cd3d970b-450wi.jpg,But I bet He called out His own name. http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-poetry-section-men-wept-and-no-hemlock-rock-by-jennifer-michael-hecht,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/how-to-cook-a-latke,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/latkes.JPG,For representation purposes only. We ate all the finished latkes before we could take pictures. http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/have-your-say-should-we-murder-homosexuals,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-16-at-9.31.45-AM.jpg,OKKKAY.... http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/maybe-italy-should-worry-less-about-facebook-and-more-about-actual-faces,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/smackb.jpg,The face that launched a thousand hits http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/how-to-make-jokes-and-puns,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-16-at-9.19.56-AM-490x90.jpg,BOO http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/two-views-the-lessons-of-hanukkah,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/happysars.jpg,happysars http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-annotated-white-house-flickr-feed-with-ana-marie-cox-and-jason-linkins-a-message-to-you-salahi,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-15-at-3.34.10-PM1.jpg,That Guy http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/who-doesnt-want-a-robotic-version-of-themselves,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/android.jpg,It is an android! http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/trees-get-into-global-warming-act,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/scary_tree-200x201.jpg,tree http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/michael-polakovs-1923-2009,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ronaldmcdonald.jpg,The day the clown died http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-improbably-fascinating-story-of-the-ski-industry-and-the-media,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-15-at-1.03.45-PM-200x223.jpg,SKI http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/december-joe-lieberman-doesnt-care-what-september-joe-lieberman-said,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/joejew.jpg,Miserable prick http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/recapping-the-wire-episode-2,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-15-at-12.19.04-PM1.jpg,HERC http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-golden-globes-oh-yeah-little-dorrit,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/mrdarcy-200x144.jpg,mrdarcy http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/on-missing-the-point,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/fortse-200x130.jpg,"Forest, trees" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/christmas-card-leaves-gingers-seeing-red,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ginger-card-200x215.jpg,It's not true http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/on-waking-up-as-a-statistic,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-15-at-9.53.28-AM-200x131.jpg,SCAREDS http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/sympathy-for-the-cavaliere,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/berluhit2.jpg,"Silvio, smacked" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-spandex-report-with-erica-sackin-the-brooklyn-craft-fairs-and-a-love-letter-to-you,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/3.jpg,The Spandex Report http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/on-the-internet-no-one-has-to-know-youre-a-lady-problem-solved,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-14-at-3.43.18-PM.jpg,MORE LIKE THIS PLS http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/is-everyone-in-britain-a-terrible-person,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/gp-200x304.jpg,Probably not what they had in mind http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/science-solves-age-old-rip-or-peel-conundrum,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/baid-200x122.jpg,Let 'er rip http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-shadow-editors-at-least-clark-hoyts-reign-of-inexcellence-ends-in-june,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-14-at-1.21.19-PM-200x248.jpg,OH CLARK http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/something-horrible-happened-to-tom-ford,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-14-at-12.23.57-PM-200x177.jpg,!!! http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/karen-hughes-and-mark-penn-claim-theyre-out-of-the-just-making-stuff-up-business,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-14-at-12.02.31-PM-200x141.jpg,THE PENN AND THE SWORD http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/rich-people-things-with-chris-lehmann-the-vindication-of-matt-taibbi,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-14-at-11.40.56-AM.jpg,MATT http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/boxed-in-with-kia-matthews-is-taylor-lautner-making-us-all-pedophiles,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-14-at-10.54.31-AM.jpg,HERE WE GO AGAIN http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/if-you-look-young-you-will-live-longer,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/lookyoung-200x181.jpg,lookyoung http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/goldman-sachs-issues-a-strong-buy-on-the-cheesecake-factory,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-14-at-9.54.59-AM-200x121.jpg,THE FACTORY OF CHEESECAKE http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/cranky-lady-upset-by-second-act,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ashley.jpg,They must be so proud http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/how-has-silvio-berlusconi-not-been-punched-in-the-face-until-now,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-13-at-2.33.15-PM.jpg,BERLUSCONI http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/thanks-for-your-support,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-11-at-4.07.26-PM.jpg,HI ZACK! http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/graphic-imagery-with-dan-kois-cooking-comics-from-sushi-to-space-nymph,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/31.jpg,Graphic Imagery http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/real-or-fake-james-camerons-twitter-is-right,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-11-at-2.47.12-PM-490x250.jpg,Sigh http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/avatar-reaches-moment-of-maximum-foaming-excitement,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-11-at-9.52.57-AM-490x139.jpg,OH OKAY? http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/britains-coming-hedgehog-crisis,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/pygmyhedge-200x133.jpg,"As Nick Denton would say, ""Cute alert!""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/flicked-off-with-kia-matthews-and-natasha-vargas-cooper-precious-or-can-a-movie-be-a-social-act,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-11-at-9.32.34-AM.jpg,MM HMM http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/and-then-the-luxury-market-stopped-making-sense,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-11-at-9.10.03-AM-490x273.jpg,HUH http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/why-didnt-the-dream-get-nominated-for-grammy-oh-thats-it,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/christina-milian-and-the-dream2-200x288.jpg,dream http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/a-mere-55-artists-selected-for-2010-whitney-biennial,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-11-at-8.46.45-AM-490x272.jpg,OY http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/thirteen-year-olds-are-taking-our-jobs,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-10-at-3.56.30-PM-200x151.jpg,THIRTEEN! http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-further-tyranny-of-the-christmas-wish-list,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-10-at-4.02.49-PM.jpg,THINGS http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-poetry-section-michael-schiavo-scarlett-johansson-on-the-fourth-of-july,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/flicked-off-with-dan-kois-tom-fords-a-single-man,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-09-at-5.09.28-PM.jpg,JUST LOOK AT THAT SWEATER http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/bigfoot-is-real,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/200912101210-Bigfoot-Picture-copy-200x156.jpg,Large of foot http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/guest-op-ed-high-school-football-whiners-are-destroying-america-by-tom-scocca,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-10-at-1.17.08-PM-200x153.jpg,LIKE THIS http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/iconic-frock-available-now,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/palinrogue-200x305.jpg,Wear it with pride http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/goal-of-slideshows-charticles-defeated-by-zealous-tagging,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-10-at-11.38.06-AM-200x161.jpg,VIEW THIS http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/horror-chick-with-melissa-lafsky-the-10-most-terrifying-unintentional-horror-movies-part-two,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-10-at-10.35.20-AM-200x175.jpg,PRETTY VACANT http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/german-seniors-still-show-that-can-do-attitude,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/zimmer-200x200.jpg,"If you see an elderly German coming at you with one of these, run" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/public-apology-dear-wendy-metzger,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/apology-icon1.jpg,apology http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/something-from-uganda-that-i-finally-want,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/filson_apolis_philanthropist_briefcase-200x254.jpg,WORK! http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/is-the-american-dream-over-some-say-yes-others-no-some-shrug,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-09-at-3.57.17-PM.jpg,CHATSY http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/dear-nancy-franklin-people-in-fly-over-country-don%e2%80%99t-buy-your-kind-of-bullshit,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-09-at-2.05.51-PM-200x194.jpg,DO COME BY Y'ALL http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/real-america-with-abe-sauer-and-zack-p-the-awl-2010-benefit-calendar,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/zack-at-work-490x370.jpg,zack at work http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/pauline-kael-would-totally-have-focus-grouped-avatar,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-09-at-1.58.45-PM-200x103.jpg,ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO LOOK AT BLUE PEOPLE? OKAY! http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/tiger-trainer-at-dinner-circus-didnt-know-he-was-main-course,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/0000-5955-4-200x150.jpg,tiger http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/its-grimm-in-the-west-midlands,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/hansgret-200x245.jpg,Before they went bad http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-tyranny-of-the-christmas-wish-list,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-09-at-12.38.15-PM.jpg,LOL WARIS http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/you-will-die-alone-and-more-quickly,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sfo-200x150.jpg,"Soup, for one" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-further-decline-of-union-square-the-w-hotel-foreclosure-auction,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-09-at-12.10.13-PM-200x107.jpg,OH W http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-aspic-tines-the-gayest-electro-disco-ever,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-09-at-9.52.51-AM-490x177.jpg,WORK http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/i-am-wistful-for-things-i-never-even-liked,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/schlitz-200x150.jpg,"Beer cans, obvs" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/blame-your-gigantic-ass-on-the-economy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sjff_03_img0926-200x253.jpg,"This is why you're... oh, whatever" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/letters-to-the-editors-of-womens-magazines-with-edith-zimmerman-4,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-08-at-3.26.58-PM.jpg,INSTYLE http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/lakewood-has-way-more-jersey-mayhem-than-it-knows-what-to-do-with,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/new-jersey-postcard-200x128.jpg,jersey http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/half-of-jailed-journalists-are-freelancers-and-half-work-online,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-08-at-2.07.35-PM-200x146.jpg,PRISON MAP http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/youre-doing-it-wrong-how-not-to-get-your-literary-novel-published,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/DONOTDO-200x171.jpg,SO DO NOT DO THIS http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/a-common-misunderstanding-of-the-lyrics-of-jay-zs-empire-state-of-mind,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jayz-yankees-200x266.jpg,jayz-yankees http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-prank-review-with-juli-weiner-prangstgrp,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-08-at-12.28.05-PM-200x163.jpg,HATE U http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/our-second-favorite-parenting-columnist,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-08-at-11.53.35-AM.jpg,DADDY DRINKS A LITTLE http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/daisy-klaber-the-new-adventures-of-old-men-or-designing-men,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-08-at-9.44.18-AM-490x392.jpg,COUNT BAKULA http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/one-bad-indicator-for-2010,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-08-at-9.14.45-AM.jpg,REALLY? http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/albany-pol-found-guilty-of-being-albany-pol,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/joe_bruno-200x205.jpg,Joe Boxer http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/gluttony-with-mary-hk-choi-tohato-caramel-corn,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/4082166162_f1067802e2-200x267.jpg,meowmeow! http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/money-actually-can-buy-you-the-sense-to-enjoy-your-good-investment-taste,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-07-at-3.13.32-PM-490x240.jpg,WTF REALLY? http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/journalism-lessons,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/poynterquestion.jpg,Asked http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/just-like-wall-street-hollywood-is-raking-it-in-with-fewer-workers,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Gaffer_Tape-200x198.jpg,mmm hmmm http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/korean-ladies-not-as-naturally-skinny-as-theyd-have-you-believe,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/lost17b-200x185.jpg,Kreen Girl Lost http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/recapping-the-wire-episode-1,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-07-at-11.32.43-AM.jpg,'THE WIRE' http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/kiki-the-amorous-tortoise-1863-2009,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/20091206_i09-200x129.jpg,"""Mais oui, I raped ze handcart.""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/slugabed-beavers-back-to-work,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Friday-200x200.jpg,beaver http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/rich-people-things-with-chris-lehmann-moneyster-moneybook-moneyspace,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-07-at-9.53.24-AM.jpg,THE DEWOLFE PACK http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/millions-of-britons-just-as-screwed-up-as-the-rest-of-us,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/mlir-200x200.jpg,How right they were http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/long-before-they-were-nazis-germans-were-cannibals,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bratwurst-200x142.jpg,bratwurst http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/januarys-vanity-fair-slightly-larger-than-harpers-and-about-half-the-size-of-decembers-gq,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/11-490x367.jpg,Oh dear. http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/amanda-knox-murder-trial-verdict-fabulous,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/knox-200x150.jpg,"I mean, it just looks terrific" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/drawings-in-a-hurry-with-amy-jean-porter-i-heart-new-york,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/porter_nov27_heartnyc_01.jpg,1 http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/tarp-all-imaginary-numbers-all-imaginary-plans,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-04-at-3.59.36-PM.jpg,SORRY BUDDY http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/newspaper-poll-unintentionally-reveals-emptiness-and-futility-of-modern-life,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/poll.jpg,"Oh, I am VERY SENSITIZED by naked pictures" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/how-much-does-it-cost-to-pay-a-celebrity-to-get-to-uh-completion-2,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-04-at-2.23.37-PM-490x141.jpg,WHO KNEW http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/no-jail-time-for-face-slashing-state-senator,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/HiramMonserrate2.jpg,Slashy stays on the outside http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/man-sentenced-to-british-version-of-the-death-penalty,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ryankane1.jpg,Last orders http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/elements-of-stale-with-luke-mazur-sister-youre-a-poet,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-04-at-11.35.10-AM-200x159.jpg,A. NUN http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/on-heating-meat,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-04-at-10.59.27-AM-200x184.jpg,THIS IS WHY YOU'RE DEAD http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/porn-porn-its-good-for-your,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/pornstar-200x300.jpg,Not a vile sexual impulse http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/adam-yauch-in-good-humor-starting-subscription-film-service-jewish,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/adam1d-200x254.jpg,yauch http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/local-man-remarkably-smug-about-putting-one-foot-in-front-of-other,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/walkingguy-200x200.gif,"Me, earlier today" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/stupid-conspiracies-with-sarah-palin,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/palinthumbs-200x203.jpg,What has two thumbs and likes attention? http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/when-iphone-apps-fail-gail-collins-nude,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/5.jpg,DOH http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/public-apology-dear-person-who-lived-next-to-kris-friendly,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/apology-icon.jpg,apology http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/flicked-off-up-in-the-air,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-03-at-12.24.03-PM-490x397.jpg,BUSHY! http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/meghan-keane-the-office-is-the-most-depressing-show-on-television,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-03-at-1.57.49-PM-490x353.jpg,WHAT IS THE FREQUENCY JIM? http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-poetry-section-matthew-zapruder-global-warming-and-white-castle,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/tim-geithner-threatens-america-we-cant-survive-without-the-super-rich,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-03-at-11.30.50-AM-200x164.jpg,GEITH ON http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/pretty-pretty-time-waster,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-02-at-6.42.11-PM-490x339.jpg,Um Yes http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/a-made-up-story-about-zac-efron,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-03-at-10.45.17-AM-490x318.jpg,ZAC http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/are-you-a-chronic-meta-enabler,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-03-at-10.02.52-AM.jpg,META-ENABLERS! http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/tom-ford-and-jason-reitman-narcissism-and-status-anxiety,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-03-at-8.38.27-AM.jpg,BOYS http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/do_you_not_like_prettypictures_or_what,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/41.jpg,Graphic Imagery http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/et-als-with-cord-jefferson-obamas-kinda-meh-first-year,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/etals.jpg,et alS http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/new-york-citys-top-baby-names-for-2008-announced,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-02-at-2.50.21-PM-200x183.jpg,REALLY? http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/elizabeth-weil-on-marriage-improvement,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-02-at-1.25.32-PM-200x113.jpg,STATUS: IN A RELATIONSHIP http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-spandex-report-with-erica-sackin-the-underground-press,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/3.jpg,The Spandex Report http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/matt-lauer-loses-his-mind-on-tv,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-02-at-11.25.28-AM-200x248.jpg,BETTER LATE THAN NEVER http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/chris-muth-aka-the-cat-man-is-an-american-hero,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-02-at-10.37.52-AM-200x198.jpg,OH CAT MAN http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/fancy-restaurant-chooses-questionable-decor,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/articleLarge-200x110.jpg,sd26 art http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/obama-aghanistan-plan-early-reaction-from-the-right,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/gutsy.jpg,"For the war, against the troops" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/radio-station-annoys-man-sitting-in-car,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/fred-flintstone-barney-rubble-car-200x154.jpg,bedrock http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/someone-go-help-nine-west-so-bad,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-01-at-3.10.16-PM1-200x211.jpg,shiny stuff http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/real-america-with-abe-sauer-oscar-season-is-for-patriots,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/obama-warna-brother-200x250.jpg,obama warna brother http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/in-praise-of-nanowrimo,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-01-at-2.00.16-PM-200x319.jpg,SURE SHE WAS http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/new-zealands-space-mission-is-adorable,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/rocket_2011_2-200x150.jpg,cute overload! http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/who-killed-jane-austen,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sensevcow.jpg,"""Watch out for the cows!""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/the-awful-rise-of-snuck,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-01-at-1.03.16-PM.jpg,SNEAKED BITCHES http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/italian-cop-car-eats-it,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/car_1534502c-200x125.jpg,Ciao! http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/extra-dumpy-pants-making-a-comeback,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/story2.jpg-200x276.gif,phat pants http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/iced-out-hockey-meat-the-disaster-of-whistler-blackcomb-and-next-year-in-vancouver,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/1.jpg,ICED OUT http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/man-uses-word-talismanic-for-good-cause,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/popup-200x146.jpg,typewriter http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/how-much-does-the-modern-father-suck,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Screen-shot-2009-12-01-at-9.36.58-AM-200x161.jpg,THAT'S NICE HON http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/the-plot-of-wintuk,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Screen-shot-2009-11-30-at-3.03.35-PM-490x405.jpg,WINTUK http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/depressed-people-cannot-see-the-trees-for-the-forest,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/frowny.jpg,Not happy http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/a-call-to-big-arms,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Lindsay-Lohan-Nicole-Richie-20949-200x267.jpg,Skeletristas http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/the-poetry-section-jennifer-l-knox-short-people,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/karl-lagerfeld-made-this-for-you,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Screen-shot-2009-11-30-at-1.22.28-PM-490x360.jpg,FOREALS http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/time-overlooking-the-cat-photo-market-again,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Screen-shot-2009-11-30-at-12.21.37-PM-490x256.jpg,REALLY? http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/lest-we-forget-its-a-holiday-for-bears,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/bears-490x367.jpg,Happy Bear's Day! http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/a-reader-reports-from-the-kitchen-steak-and-mac-and-cheese,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Screen-shot-2009-11-30-at-10.48.52-AM-490x383.jpg,FUCK YOU SALT http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/rich-people-things-with-chris-lehmann-the-tragic-tale-of-bunky-and-barbara-hearst,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Screen-shot-2009-11-30-at-10.34.16-AM-490x328.jpg,BUNKY http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/staring-into-the-abyss-a-frightening-glimpse-at-the-future,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/neo.jpg,Not you http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/bizarrre-no-problem-obsession-persists,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Screen-shot-2009-11-30-at-9.39.44-AM-200x110.jpg,I WILL STAB YOU http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/gawker-media-goes-legit,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Screen-shot-2009-11-30-at-9.31.18-AM.jpg,GET IN THERE http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/thanksgiving-dinner-your-best-preview-of-the-2012-elections,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Screen-shot-2009-11-28-at-10.00.33-AM.jpg,East Village http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/in-the-weeds-with-matthew-gallaway-in-search-of-lost-roses,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/H1.jpg,H1 http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/game-misconduct-with-eric-herboth-who-will-hire-allen-iverson-the-best-basketball-player-ever,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Screen-shot-2009-11-27-at-12.16.32-PM.jpg,HEH http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/guest-op-ed-vampire-based-entertainment-by-walt-fruttinger,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-301-200x197.jpg,Walt Fruttinger http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/the-prank-review-with-juli-weiner-an-introduction,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Screen-shot-2009-11-25-at-12.25.40-PM.jpg,HEH http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/in-a-properly-functioning-capitalist-economy-rich-people-dont-create-jobs-for-workers-workers-upon-having-jobs-create-rich-people,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Screen-shot-2009-11-25-at-11.21.56-AM-200x230.jpg,RICH PEOPLE http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/the-future-when-the-editors-hire-the-publishers,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Screen-shot-2009-11-25-at-10.14.07-AM-200x161.jpg,JMM http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/baboons-now-as-smart-as-bears,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/babboon-200x147.jpg,It is a baboon! In a car! http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/the-california-cougar-convention-and-carefully-regulated-patriarchal-societies,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/cougars1.jpg,To Coug and Coug Not http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/americans-next-top-pundit-is-ready-for-one-way-car-service-to-scarborough-country,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Screen-shot-2009-11-24-at-3.50.56-PM.jpg,GREAT http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/flicked-off-the-road,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Screen-shot-2009-11-24-at-3.08.06-PM-200x195.jpg,THE ROADSES http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/booked-up-with-eric-j-herboth-john-gribbins-in-search-of-the-multiverse,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Screen-shot-2009-11-24-at-1.14.53-PM-200x302.jpg,GRIBBIN! http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/flicked-off-alex-pareene-and-natasha-vargas-cooper-on-the-bad-lieutenant-port-of-call-new-orleans,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Screen-shot-2009-11-24-at-1.38.00-PM-200x152.jpg,NIC CAGE CAN HAVE ACTING? http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-drink-less,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/fernet-200x266.jpg,"How Italians spell ""Punk'd""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/the-poetry-section-three-poems-by-monica-youn,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/half-baked-with-tom-scocca-stir-fried-romaine-lettuce,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Screen-shot-2009-11-24-at-10.04.05-AM-200x197.jpg,ROMAINE WITHOUT THE STAMOS http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-andersons-third-big-idea-atoms-bits,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-147-200x129.jpg,CUT AND PASTE http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/story-of-runaway-aspergers-boy-proves-futility-of-trying-to-keep-it-together,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/popup-200x149.jpg,hernandez http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/real-america-with-abe-sauer-red-skin-cheer,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/redskins-band-leader-490x305.jpg,redskins-band-leader http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/serena-williams-now-nabiscos-chief-pimp,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Screen-shot-2009-11-23-at-4.05.30-PM.jpg,NABISCO'S WHORE http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/have-some-bacon-you-and-i-we-are-going-to-die,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Screen-shot-2009-11-23-at-2.08.09-PM-200x266.jpg,EAT MY BUNNY http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/waldo-hunt-1920-2009,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Pienkowski-200x171.jpg,"Jan Pienkowski, ""Haunted House""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/in-norway-the-cookie-crumbles,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/houseygingy.jpg,Never forget http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/ten-christmas-gifts-not-to-buy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Screen-shot-2009-11-23-at-11.36.28-AM.jpg,WTF http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/curb-your-enthusiasm-jerry-seinfeld-reconsidered,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/jerrylarry-200x140.jpg,"Okay, fine, you're both funny" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/rich-people-things-with-chris-lehmann-the-magna-cum-laude-recession,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Screen-shot-2009-11-23-at-9.39.59-AM-200x169.jpg,SHE DOES WINDOWS TOO PROBABLY NOW http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/guest-op-ed-by-claude-vordell-former-manager-of-the-applebees-in-bozeman-mt-the-woodchipper,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-20-at-35242-pm-200x194.jpg,CLAUDE VORDELL http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/jersey-mayhem-villainous-vet-cops-to-giving-bird-cold-shoulder,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/parrot-200x164.jpg,Polly wants a heater http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/flicked-off-broken-embraces-desire-should-be-acknowledged-as-the-principal-means-to-a-better-society,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-20-at-10003-pm.jpg,LA CRUZ http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/mary-hk-choi-and-natasha-vargas-cooper-on-new-moon-teenage-female-desire-manifest,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-20-at-15721-pm-490x401.jpg,JUST DO IT http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-cook-a-fucking-steak,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/steak-200x208.jpg,"It's a butterflied ribeye, dumbasses" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/holocuast-memorial-fashion-shoot-was-probably-not-a-good-idea,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/holobabe-200x344.jpg,"Insert your own ""skinny model"" joke here" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/half-baked-fundamentalist-macaroni-and-cheese,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/cheeseandmacaroni.jpg,THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS CHEESE http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/winners-of-microscopic-digital-imaging-contest-are-awesome,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/df5eeecd-f4c9-b03a-b067481d01c448ef_1-200x200.jpg,water flea http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/sarah-palin-reads-the-times,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/palin-200x194.jpg,As good as a nod to a blind horse http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/flicked-off-bad-lieutenant-port-of-call-new-orleans,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-20-at-100115-am.jpg,YES HIM http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/public-apology-dear-everlast-from-house-of-pain,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/apology-icon.jpg,apology-icon http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/the-poetry-section-the-last-critique-by-josh-bell,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/82.jpg,The Poetry Section http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/cordless-drills-better-just-to-look-at,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/drills-milwaukee-470-1209-200x130.jpg,milwaukee drill http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/difficult-listening-hour-becks-harry-partch-tribute,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-19-at-125235-pm.jpg,HARRRRY http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-barbecue-a-turkey-the-super-easy-way,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-19-at-111110-am.jpg,OH YEAH DOG http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/shocking-report-of-excessive-force-by-arkansas-police,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/accessdenied-200x146.jpg,electrocuted cat http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/elements-of-stale-with-luke-mazur-the-text,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-19-at-102617-am.jpg,WARRINER'S AND PEACE http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/horror-chick-with-melissa-lafsky-the-10-most-terrifying-unintentional-horror-movies-part-one,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-18-at-23219-pm-200x230.jpg,YEAH THIS http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/booze-booze-its-good-for-your-heart,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/wt-200x386.jpg,Heart healthy http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/dorks-in-space,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/razrab_obor_prom-490x325.jpg,they shootin' http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/warren-g-takes-credit-for-something-not-worth-taking-credit-for,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/dr-dre-2001-200x200.jpg,2001 http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/in-the-weeds-with-matthew-gallaway-city-island,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/ci1.jpg,ci1 http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/worn-out-how-much-does-it-cost-for-gareth-pugh-to-get-you-gaybashed,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-18-at-121827-pm-200x276.jpg,PUGH YOU http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/sponsored-post-equinox-fitness-clubs-4,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/equinox-sponsored.jpg,Complimentary 3-Day Trial at Equinox http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/neil-patrick-harris-is-the-best-person,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/img_0026-200x243.jpg,love actually http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/ethnic-dong-and-55-other-chinese-flavors,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/93832a7d42-490x490.jpg,and a gelao to you too http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/stop-being-a-wuss-how-to-make-pie-crusts,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-18-at-92133-am-490x342.jpg,EAT MY PIE http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/vampires-are-just-like-you-except-they-probably-listen-to-a-lot-more-bauhaus,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/count-200x200.jpg,Regular guy http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/sarah-palin-is-moving-on,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/palinnewtwit-490x213.jpg,"Because when you think Sarah Palin, you think USA" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/graydon-carter-orders-fresh-desk-clearing,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-17-at-33918-pm.jpg,BONO FILTHIES YOUR DESK http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-make-it-on-the-internet-explained,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-17-at-33009-pm.jpg,LO...L? http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/classic-sun-front-pages,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/freddieate.jpg,"He didn't actually, but it made for a good story" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/what-a-blowout-year-wall-street-rocking-without-all-those-pesky-former-employees,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-17-at-21024-pm-490x353.jpg,BONII http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/the-crisis-at-architectural-digest-is-spewing-all-over-its-cover,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-17-at-114526-am.jpg,AD http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/video-phone-watching-and-being-watched,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-17-at-105043-am.jpg,Beyonce as Rosario http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/the-castrators-condom,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/6a00d8341c51c053ef0120a6a6f201970b-450wi.jpg,"See, because it got bit" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/666-fifth-avenue-really-is-the-devil,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-16-at-123807-pm-200x90.jpg,LADY SEE LADY DO http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/the-future-of-journalism-ira-stolls-new-business-model,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-16-at-120514-pm-200x231.jpg,YOU CAN'T SPELL IRA WITHOUT I-R-A http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-should-one-dress-best-for-civil-disobedience,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-16-at-112320-am.jpg,BETTER LIKE THIS? http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/introducing-our-new-vertical-for-moms-only,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-16-at-105415-am-200x123.jpg,PROSTIE? OR MOMMY? http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/rich-people-things-with-chris-lehmann-rich-enough-for-you,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-16-at-94056-am.jpg,POOR BRIAN AUSTIN POWERS http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/important-jersey-mayhem-update-operation-pizzeria-uno,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/opener5-5649-200x263.jpg,pizza delivery http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/media-reporter-stockholm-syndrome-newsweek-edition,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/2007-08-05newsweekglobalwarming-200x264.jpg,No YOU'RE A HOAX http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/swiss-drug-pushers-actually-do-own-our-government,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-16-at-85019-am-200x222.jpg,UGH http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/who-should-be-time-magazines-last-person-of-the-year-ever,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/timecover.jpg,TIME http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/difficult-listening-hour-with-seth-colter-walls-i-let-you-touch-me-every-now-and-then-last-chance-for-isabelle-huppert-in-quartett-at-bam-first-chance-for-annies-my-love-is-better,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/alltheladies.jpg,THIS LADYTHING LOOKS LIKE THAT LADYTHING http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/underparenting-with-tom-scocca-the-misplaced-child,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-13-at-11411-pm.jpg,"BUTTON, BUTTON" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/moist-moon-still-waiting-for-ultimate-payback,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/lcross-200x195.jpg,"Seriously, let's fuck some lunar shit UP" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/literary-vices-with-rudolph-delson-spiro-agnew-nsfw,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-13-at-121948-pm.jpg,The Canfield Decision http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/inaccessible-vistas-more-accessible-via-internet,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/georgesteinmetz18-200x129.jpg,steinmetz http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/are-you-really-still-eating-hamburgers,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-13-at-112043-am-490x264.jpg,THIS COW WILL GO INTO 90 DIFFERENT BURGERS http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/those-scummy-monsters-at-pfizer-not-only-destroy-entire-cities-they-also-cheat-on-their-own-drug-studies,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-13-at-93756-am-200x130.jpg,Well Keel Over http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/going-rogue-the-early-leaks,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/palinrogue-200x305.jpg,Can't wait to not read it! http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/flicked-off-2012-is-awesome-and-haters-can-suck-it,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/tumblr_krrdcqdzpt1qzwgx5o1_400-200x280.jpg,187 http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/in-the-weeds-with-matthew-gallaway-the-oxford-botanic-garden,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/13.jpg,1 http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/elements-of-stale-with-luke-mazur-extreme-bar-exam-makeover,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/meaningful.jpg,IN WHICH HOMES ARE MADE OVER http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/ode-to-a-hot-chick-from-the-movies,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/sfspan-200x243.jpg,Attractive lady http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/knifecrime-island-hottie-naughty,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/article-1227159-072b55ff000005dc-759_468x592-200x252.jpg,on the phone or just amazing looking? http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/ikea-pretty-much-as-evil-as-every-other-company,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/58694_pe164179_s3-200x200.jpg,EKTORP JENNYLUND MOTHERFUCKERS http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/for-forgetful-parents,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-12-at-115943-am-489x354.jpg,WTF http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/goldman-foundation-gives-away-at-least-a-whopping-5-of-its-assets-each-year,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-96-200x141.jpg,SOMEBODY'S WATCHING YOU http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/dudes-like-new-vaginas-so-why-not,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/v-200x150.gif,'V' For Vagina http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/handy-guides-gold-mining-for-rich-dummies,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-12-at-93605-am-200x160.jpg,STUMPY http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/silly-bears-think-theyre-birds,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/00-neil3-490x367.jpg,It's a bear tree! http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/among-the-pod-people-jail-as-panopticon,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-12-at-84326-am.jpg,PODS http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/public-apology-dear-rorys-parents,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/apology-icon2.jpg,public apology http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/science-liberals-love-brie-conservatives-love-garbage,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-11-at-35711-pm.jpg,STEREOTYPES http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/real-america-with-abe-sauer-knock-knock-whos-there-your-stalker,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/dandg-ad-489x366.jpg,dandg-ad http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/daniel-nardicio-on-the-levi-johnston-media-circus,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-11-at-13720-pm.jpg,DANNY BOY http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/ye-olde-design-is-making-manhattan-a-theme-park-of-itself,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/saloon-200x150.jpg,saloon facade http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/ugly-thing-costs-25-bucks,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/lp-490x244.jpg,Uggggggggg! http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/one-nation-under-the-roc-with-liberty-and-justice-for-all,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-11-at-110328-am-200x175.jpg,GET IT FRAN http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/jedward-stalks-kingdom,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/jedward_1518009c-200x125.jpg,"I guess we had Sanjaya, so it's hard to be to judgmental" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-to-dispose-of-dead-pets-in-new-york-city,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-11-at-94132-am-200x194.jpg,SAD http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/what-were-black-people-talking-about-on-twitter-last-night,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-11-at-85903-am-490x269.jpg,Black People Twitter http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/drawings-in-a-hurry-with-amy-jean-porter-away-we-go-in-airports,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/6.jpg,6 http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/dakota-fannings-eyes-have-seen-many-things,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-10-at-24704-pm.jpg,DAKOTA WHAT? http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/the-shadow-editors-wordplay-most-fouled-how-not-to-write-a-headline,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-10-at-20311-pm-200x109.jpg,MM HMM http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/from-chinaboys-to-chinamen,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/chinese-military-training-200x137.jpg,grande battement! http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/jessanne-collins-the-truth-about-playgirl-and-levi-johnston,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/levi.jpg,Levi Johnston http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/why-doesnt-the-daily-news-care-about-post-shenanigans,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-10-at-14257-pm-200x201.jpg,KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS? http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/sponsored-post-equinox-fitness-clubs-3,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/equinox-sponsored.jpg,Complimentary 3-Day Trial at Equinox http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/hasbro-wants-children-for-war-and-cheap-labor,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-10-at-10840-pm.jpg,GI HO http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/french-people-are-the-new-japanese-people,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/20607_hd__371a36be-200x113.jpg,"no really, it's not a yeast infection ovule" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/orly-taitz-could-have-prevented-the-massacre-at-fort-hood,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/orly-200x250.jpg,The fact that her name is O RLY will never stop being funny to me http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/literary-vices-with-rudolph-delson-richard-nixons-six-crises,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/5-200x295.jpg,JUST HIS FIRST SIX CRISES http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/you-know-you-want-to-go-there-jim-carreys-website,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-10-at-105735-am-200x147.jpg,234872347.48 % cooler than I'd ever imagined http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/2000-2009-toward-a-new-terminology,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/nads-200x200.jpg,Put these nads on your face http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/now-we-can-have-all-those-jobs-back-from-the-mexicans,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-10-at-102234-am.jpg,ICE ROUNDUP http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/bunny-rabbit-frankenpenis-heralds-new-era-for-organ-regenration,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/bugs-200x257.jpg,"I'M up, Doc!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/footnotes-of-mad-men-goodbye-all-our-pretty-horses,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/4-490x331.jpg,YOUR ONLY FRIEND http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/photos-of-mad-men,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/tumblr_ksunc25owo1qz6g6ao1_400.jpg,Trippy! http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/the-shadow-editors-meat-and-real-estate-are-both-murder,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/morrissey-meat-is-murder.jpg,RECURSIVE! http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-come-no-one-is-acting-like-the-recession-is-over,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/americathon-200x365.jpg,Maybe this would help? http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/sarah-palins-common-sense,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/dollarcoin2-200x153.jpg,"This is the equivalent of giving Jesus an ""AND"" credit" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/horror-chick-with-melissa-lafsky-why-%e2%80%9cthe-fourth-kind%e2%80%9d-needs-to-suckle-at-the-teat-of-malcolm-gladwell,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-09-at-113737-am-490x242.jpg,OH NOES I AM BEING ABDUCTED http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/where-were-you-when-the-berlin-wall-fell,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/dawn.jpg,The Fall of Dawn http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/80-of-house-democrats-who-voted-against-health-care-were-in-mccain-winning-districts,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-09-at-95401-am-200x154.jpg,CHARTS! http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/rich-people-things-with-chris-lehmann-forbes-ismus-a-primer,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-09-at-94533-am-200x111.jpg,RUNNING FOR SOMETHING? http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/nick-kristof-finds-plastic-more-terrifying-than-warlords,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/dudley_do_right-703696-200x207.jpg,dudley do-right http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/good-to-know-the-things-that-simply-everyone-does,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-09-at-85856-am-200x275.jpg,EAT IT http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/john-del-signore-bite-me-kanye-i-bum-rushed-the-mtv-video-music-awards%e2%80%94ten-years-ago-this-week,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-06-at-24729-pm.jpg,BUMRUSH THE SHOW http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/2balls1cup,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-06-at-32102-pm.jpg,LORD http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/literary-vices-with-rudolph-delson-the-literary-career-of-george-h-w-bush,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-06-at-22913-pm.jpg,GEORGE HERBERT WALKER TEXAS RANGER http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/elements-of-stale-with-luke-mazur-the-mayor-of-lovejoy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-06-at-14240-pm-200x171.jpg,WELCOME! http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/game-players-think-theyre-totally-jacked,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/wow-200x283.jpg,That chick is HOT http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/jared-kushner-explains-publishing-the-new-york-observer,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-06-at-123317-pm-200x138.jpg,*JUST* MARRIED http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/miss-england-swings,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/missengland.jpg,Beaty beauty http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-you-used-to-get-a-job-in-new-york-media,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-06-at-114444-am-200x146.jpg,ARTHA CATTAH http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/malcolm-gladwell-explained,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/500x_custom_1256587182411_malcolm_gladwell1-200x179.jpg,"Thomas Craggs, ""Napkin Gladwell"" (Pen-and-napkin, 2009)" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/horrible-2009-was-the-year-of-chris-brown,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-06-at-103602-am-200x126.jpg,DON'T BEAT 'EM CHRIS http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/elsewhere-understanding-gaza,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-06-at-102131-am-200x156.jpg,FOR THE KIDS! http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/but-basically-everyone-still-thinks-the-guy-is-a-dick,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bloomberg-and-the-eagle-200x139.jpg,CAW! http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/nation-loses-just-190000-jobs-in-one-month,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-06-at-91342-am.jpg,YOU'RE A PENNY http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/real-america-with-abe-sauer-a-visit-to-new-york-citys-jc-penney,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/jcp-nyc-outside-490x320.jpg,jcp-nyc-outside http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/jane-austen-starts-tomorrow,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/austen.jpg,NICE PENLADYSHIP! http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/study-british-children-are-incredibly-stupid,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/hitler-200x130.jpg,"Hell of a coach, that Hitler" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/loser-governor-could-have-been-less-of-a-loser-and-taken-the-summer-off,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/large_jc6-200x136.jpg,"Put that thumb down, loser" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/hot-excess-supply-of-labor-action-wages-productivity-and-the-market,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-05-at-14944-pm-200x298.jpg,CHECK IT http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/bernie-kerik-almost-done-with-entire-tour-of-criminal-justice-system,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/kerik-190.jpg,The other Bernie http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/ana-marie-cox-glee-sincerity-and-the-maine-gay-marriage-repeal,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-05-at-124108-pm-200x131.jpg,GLEEKING OUT http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/do-not-ever-apply-for-a-job-at-google,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-05-at-114202-am-490x302.jpg,WTF http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-many-people-voted-on-your-block,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/blockbyblock.jpg,East Village Say What? http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/how-reuters-pays-for-traffic,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/matt-drudge.jpg,"MMMM, MATT" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/sports-teams-massive-financial-advantage-finally-pays-off,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/tumblr_ksmiqdind01qz8rb2o1_400.jpg,"Of course, of course" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/v-is-that-new-tv-crack,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/v-2009_tv_series_logo-200x141.jpg,not for vendetta for something else http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/in-the-weeds-with-matthew-gallaway-jumel-terrace,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/ajt1.jpg,ajt1 http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/nobody-told-al-qaeda-about-the-death-of-print,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/jihadmagazine-200x281.jpg,Servicey! http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/hot-for-fall-hahaha-get-it-japanese-usb-breast-warmers,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/6a00d8341c5d3253ef0120a69bd9b5970c-800wi-thumb-570x343-490x294.jpg,I am NOT going to make a NIPPON joke http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/fashion-spider-is-fierce-for-fierceness-sake,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/spider-camouflage3-200x150.jpg,turn it to the left http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/beloved-british-artist-is-brain-bleedingly-boring,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/_46503865_99067677-3834-4c55-887e-64b309bd35e1-200x150.jpg,balm the system http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/new-york-post-readers-express-sympathy-for-cab-booted-gays,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-04-at-10858-pm.jpg,WALK NEXT TIME http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/the-fantastic-american-murder-rate-do-presidents-make-people-kill,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-04-at-124006-pm-200x205.jpg,NOW IT'S A DOUBLE PUN http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/so-a-democrat-walks-into-ny23-and-wins-an-election,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-04-at-121703-pm-200x146.jpg,NY23 http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/fiddler-crabs-pimp-claw-is-strong,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/fiddlercrab3-200x160.jpg,"""Oh, yeah, baby, I'll protect you all night long.""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/fat-laddie-sings-for-jon-corzine,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/corsksdj.jpg,"Bye, baldy" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/bald-bears-make-me-uneasy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/bearbald.jpg,"Seriously, this is creeping me out" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/mike-bloombergs-crushing-loss,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-04-at-91217-am-489x234.jpg,THE LONG MARCH http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/sunny-day-sweepin-the-clouds-away,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/darkies.jpg,"Oh, Twitter" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/the-annotated-white-house-flickr-feed-with-ana-marie-cox-and-jason-linkins-barack-obamas-top-secret-message-to-fox-news,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-03-at-33801-pm.jpg,DUNKS http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/art-department-illustrates-adds-to-image-problem,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/ladies-490x284.jpg,That extremely thin chick is HOT. Why don't you look like that? http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/chris-brown-defends-his-pants,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/chris-brown-graffiti-album-cover-small1.jpg,chris brown album cover http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/tom-morello-used-to-get-rained-on-in-the-ass-pit,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/patrick_swayze_chris_farley_snl-1-200x283.jpg,we can dance if we want to http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/baby-monitor-punished-for-being-too-awesome,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/baby-ronald-200x156.jpg,no crying he makes. http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/literary-vices-with-rudolph-delson-edmund-muskies-journeys,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/3-200x263.jpg,FRONT RANNER http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/food-stamp-nation-hows-your-recession-going,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-03-at-123434-pm-200x125.jpg,GET YER LOBSTER STAMPS http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/homeless-chic-it-still-costs-thousands-of-dollars,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-03-at-101711-am.jpg,HOMELESS CHIC http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/ebay-maybe-has-degenerative-brain-disease,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/sccoverf-200x177.jpg,but first you must box this kangaroo http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/hooray-for-workplace-violence,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-03-at-103903-am-200x135.jpg,FIGHTSIES http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/its-actually-sad-that-you-didnt-vote,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-03-at-100227-am-200x203.jpg,MM HMM http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/randel-k-johnson-is-an-expert-monster,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-03-at-94916-am-200x276.jpg,OH RANDY http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/the-repressive-sentimentalism-of-david-brooks,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-03-at-90710-am-200x152.jpg,SEXTER! http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/contemporary-cliche-used-to-describe-38-year-old-album,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/album-shaft-music-from-the-soundtrack-1971-film-200x200.jpg,shaft http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/my-ricky-gervais-problem,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/rickyg-200x243.jpg,He is always having a laugh http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/now-jobless-brian-schroeder-a-scandal-for-gays-latinos-crimsons-lawyers,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-02-at-24127-pm.jpg,OY http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/everyone-loves-a-winner-especially-the-losers,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/yankeesthing-200x200.jpg,"Just like us, except rich" http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/insane-mark-danner-v-george-packer-nytbr-catfight-ahoy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/fight.jpg,PACKER v DANNER http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/et-als-with-cord-jefferson-newspapers-are-doing-as-badly-as-you-think,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/etals.jpg,et alS http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/the-awl-voter-guide-for-november-3-2009,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bloomdog-200x201.jpg,DOUCHEBAG http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/active-man-too-thin,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/skinnyprez-490x346.jpg,Eat something! http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/rich-people-things-with-chris-lehmann-escape-from-superstition-mountain,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-02-at-91703-am-490x237.jpg,THIS IS HOW THEY ROLL http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/sports-team-nearly-accomplishes-mission,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/screen-shot-2009-11-02-at-91126-am.jpg,A SPORTS PLAYER http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/power-of-facebook-harnessed-against-man-who-talks-about-sports,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/powerofface-490x64.jpg,Yes! Harness that power! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/kittehs.jpg,Won't somebody think of the kitties? http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/lets-put-that-wall-back-up-on-wall-street-and-call-it-a-day,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-30-at-123604-pm.jpg,LOTSA LUCK http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/local-man-has-far-better-plans-for-this-fall-than-you-do,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-30-at-121259-pm.jpg,GIMME ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/female-short-nosed-fruit-bats-are-the-best-animals-ever,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/fruitbat-200x160.jpg,Gagging for it http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/god-damn-this-big-ass-luxury-cruise-boat-is-so-god-damn-big,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-30-at-115125-am.jpg,JESUS FUCK LOOK AT THAT FUCKING BOAT http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/lehman-brothers-auction-is-awesome-home-shopping,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-30-at-113528-am.jpg,bourgeois! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/no-but-seriously-how-many-times-have-you-checked-the-children,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-30-at-93349-am-200x180.jpg,CHECK THOSE CHILDREN WOMAN http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/in-slight-defense-of-nikki-finke,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-30-at-91716-am-200x100.jpg,SNICKY! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/achromatic-quarter-wave-retarder-having-shrimp-are-terrifying,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mantis-shrimp-polarization_1-200x200.jpg,shrimp 2 http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/awl-eyer-alex-k____-in-s____,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/alexk.jpg,I EYE YOU! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/huh-congress-ethics-inquiry-doc-leaked-by-peer-to-peer-software,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-30-at-83640-am-200x233.jpg,HRRM? http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/online-shoe-retail-monsters-newfangled-personalization-software-is-janktastic,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/993038-p-multiview-200x150.jpg,BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/versace-makes-me-sadface-skinny-sallow-sadface,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-29-at-23805-pm.jpg,CALLING OCCUPANTS OF INTERPLANETARY CRAFT http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/jolly-gubernatorial-candidate-tackles-weight-issue,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/govtubby.jpg,I really need to get a new picture of this guy http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/my-brain-doesnt-work-like-jonathan-franzens,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-29-at-25846-pm-490x362.jpg,INSIDE http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/be-the-scariest-comic-book-villain-of-all-time-for-halloween,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/eggfu-200x180.jpg,Creamofsumyungai http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/despite-all-his-rage-billy-corgan-still-just-doesnt-make-a-lick-of-sense,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/labrat-200x235.jpg,lab rat http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/fried-potato-bears-passing-likeness-to-iconic-symbol-of-human-horror,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sreamers-200x198.gif,Something to munch on http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-old-ways-are-the-best-ways,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-29-at-11024-pm-200x225.jpg,QUEEN http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-world-needs-queen-rock-band,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-29-at-120335-pm.jpg,FREDDIE? http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/home-prices-over-the-last-ten-years,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-29-at-112307-am-489x295.jpg,HOME PRICES http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/morrissey-in-bitter-lyrics-switch-shocker,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/morrissey-200x246.jpg,Too soon http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/kenneth-of-palm-beach-is-not-bankrolling-anyone,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/pbk-200x300.jpg,Ken and Sugar http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/real-america-with-abe-sauer-new-york-is-also-racist,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/manhattan-halloween-inian.jpg,manhattan-halloween-inian http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/fat-man-hopes-to-sway-jury-of-his-peers,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/fatman-200x286.jpg,Never seemed to bother him http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/john-adams-glenn-beck-is-a-pudgy-blond-middle-american-mussolini,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-28-at-25743-pm.jpg,OH KAY JOHN ADAMSES http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/what-is-sarah-palins-new-company-about,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/rogue.jpg,She wrote this cover herself. http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/matthew-hiltzik-where-to-even-start,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-28-at-120326-pm.jpg,OH MATTHEW http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/its-the-barbie-palm-beach-sugar-daddy-ken-doll,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/_autoimages_mtt3285lg-490x490.jpg,Uh huh http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/art-of-the-samurai-at-the-met-the-best-show-on-earth,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-28-at-111155-am.jpg,WTF http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/this-is-a-picture-of-jared-kushner-and-ivanka-trumps-wedding-cake,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/cake.jpg,WTF CAKE http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/is-jean-pigozzi-the-devil,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jerryhall-200x134.jpg,panini http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/a-story-for-you-to-read-and-enjoy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-28-at-91921-am-200x160.jpg,"OH, RUSSIA" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/how-many-nice-people-does-it-take-to-edit-24-pages-a-week,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-28-at-91047-am.jpg,THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE IN MY MIND http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/super-young-designer-makes-ugly-stuff-sorry,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/witches-spring-2010-09-200x210.jpg,i mean... http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/science-makes-man-feel-like-an-achromatic-quarter-wave-retarder,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/main_news_pic200910261-200x170.jpg,mantis shrimp http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/scalia-the-constitution-is-there-to-keep-us-from-doing-butt-stuff,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/vafaencuolo-200x271.jpg,"""Go stick it in... wait, don't.""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/japanese-to-be-responsible-for-the-downfall-of-man-all-thanks-to-eyeglasses-that-tell-you-when-to-blink,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/amasunagaopt-200x164.jpg,the eyes have it http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/new-york-city-is-it-always-getting-poorer-or-just-getting-poorer-now,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-27-at-30015-pm-490x154.jpg,EXODUS http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/humans-to-be-pwn3d-by-computers-like-now,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/fondue_2001_gallery__321x400-200x249.jpg,in the year two thousaaaaand http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/how-are-newspapers-reporting-on-newspaper-circulation,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-27-at-121428-pm-200x224.jpg,GRAPHSIES http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/every-woman-in-britain-is-drunk-right-now,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/ladetteyaks-200x284.jpg,Vomiting ladette http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/why-tina-fey-hates-sarah-palin,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sarahsuffered.jpg,They were all so MEAN to her! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/perky-former-president-almost-as-exciting-as-flatscreen-tv-raffle,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/missiondunzo-200x150.jpg,Remember this motivational classic? http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/monster-shark-terrorizes-australia,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/gigantic-shark_0-200x105.jpg,"Shark-based variation on Crocodile Dundee ""You call that a knife?"" line goes here" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/further-cheaper-ideas-for-halloween-costumes,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-27-at-90455-am-200x175.jpg,BEDBUGGERY http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/methods-of-interrogation-forty-years-on,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/longkesh-200x149.jpg,Long Kesh http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/elements-of-stale-with-luke-mazur-the-big-book-of-friends,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-26-at-41945-pm.jpg,THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WE CALL FRIENDS http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/bears-ripping-up-minivans-for-their-ample-bounty-of-cheetos,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/bearvan-200x223.jpg,Dreaming about minivans http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/a-public-service-announcement-with-kaila-hale-stern-geocities-is-closing-today-have-you-rescued-your-misspent-youth-yet,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-26-at-20113-pm-490x431.jpg,SO LONG GEOSHITTIES http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-fixed-this-romenesko-post,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/romo.jpg,FIXED IT! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/our-rich-robot-overlords-will-leave-us-all-behind,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/richthingspoeple.gif,"Rich people, things" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/corzine-opening-up-gigantic-enormous-fatty-fat-fat-lead-on-christie,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/christie-200x138.jpg,Thinng the herd? http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/rich-people-things-with-chris-lehmann-in-praise-of-being-made-redundant,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-26-at-111021-am.jpg,IF YOU'RE LUCKY! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/lucinda-rosenfelds-advice-is-dont-ever-talk-about-anything,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-26-at-105233-am.jpg,SHUT UP http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/four-stories-to-read-and-one-to-ignore,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-26-at-103014-am-200x192.jpg,WELCOME SWEETIE http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/players-on-local-baseball-team-will-play-more-baseball,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/yankeesalcs-200x121.jpg,"Uh, woo hoo, I guess?" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/skank-boot-attacks-paris,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-26-at-94953-am-490x559.jpg,THESE BOOTS ARE SKANK http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/top-five-questions-about-this-weekend,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/whosaprettybee-200x198.jpg,I'M A PRETTY BEE! I'M A BEEEEEE! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/last-minute-racist-pet-costumes,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-23-at-31443-pm-200x310.jpg,JEW DOGS? WHAT'S NEXT! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/coen-brothers-hebrew-schooled,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/coens-200x192.jpg,"You don't have to be Jewish to write ""A Serious Man,"" and apparently it doesn't help if you are." http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/officer-dill-in-a-pickle-suffers-window-pain,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/postcard-200x132.jpg,new jersey http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/hey-planes-dont-miss-your-airports-please,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-23-at-13127-pm-200x300.jpg,MEH http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/horror-chick-with-melissa-lafsky-why-the-saw-movies-are-the-most-important-films-ever-made-no-really,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-23-at-115808-am.jpg,"THIS COULD BE YOU, PIG!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/how-to-disclose-your-big-gay-junket,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sitges-200x181.jpg,OH THIS IS SITGES! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/ailespalin-in-12-please,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-23-at-113446-am.jpg,PICK A WINNER http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/underparenting-with-tom-scocca-no-h1n1-vaccine-for-you-kiddo,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mn_polio.jpg,VACCINE TERROR FOR AMERICAN CHILDREN! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/soupy-sales-1926-2009,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/soupyheader05-200x153.jpg,soupy sales http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/junketeer-funny,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-23-at-91233-am.jpg,PLUS THEY MET FUN PEOPLE! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/muslim-ladysite-riddled-with-software-scabies,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/scabies-mite-200x132.jpg,HELLO NURSE! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/wolves-are-the-new-bears,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/_46585508_wolf.jpg,Can a bear do that? http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/wait-is-that-the-good-kind-of-illin-or-the-bad-kind-of-illin,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/rundmc-200x186.jpg,run dmc http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/new-magazines-astoria-celebrity-entertainment,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/astoriaceleb-200x246.gif,Astoria: Portrait of the artist http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/fight-breast-cancer-drink-wine-get-breast-cancer,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/fat-bastard-200x211.jpg,fat-bastard http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/literary-vices-with-rudolph-delson-standing-firm-a-vice-presidential-memoir-by-dan-quayle,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/14.jpg,HOW FIRM? http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/drunk-chick-represents-everything-wrong-with-britain,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/article-1222090-06e759d9000005dc-342_468x342.jpg,Knickerless ladette ambles belligerently through Wales http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/in-the-weeds-with-matthew-gallaway-gardening-is-my-blank,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/aipla1.jpg,This http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/this-is-the-kind-of-racist-crazy-email-you-get-from-sarah-palin-fans,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-22-at-111900-am-200x298.jpg,GOING ROUGE http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/just-another-bear-attack,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/bearbrick-steel-1000-200x153.jpg,whoyoucallingtoy http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/macedonian-pm-hosts-high-level-tube-snake-boogie-summit,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/get_img.jpg,"Bad, nationwide" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/alert-ann-taylor-for-reals-not-fug,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/090109_ap_dresses_sml-200x246.jpg,LUH http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/director-discusses-liberties-taken-with-astro-boy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/astro-boy-470-10098-200x133.jpg,astro boy http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/housekeeping-international-be-nice-to-balk-day,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-21-at-104238-pm.jpg,DON'T BE LIKE THIS http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/public-apology-dear-guy-in-the-spiked-leather-jacket,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/apology-icon1.jpg,apology http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-junket-generation-the-thrillist-jet-blue-starbucks-jetmystery-junket-attendee-list,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-21-at-31131-pm1-490x413.jpg,I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS IS http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/even-christie-brinkley-not-enough-to-interest-reporters-in-scientific-study,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/nikeclous-200x145.jpg,Some people say not to worry about the air http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-awl-bookmobile-john-ortveds-the-simpsons-an-uncensored-unauthorized-history,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-21-at-22437-pm-200x291.jpg,John Ortved http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/economic-collapse-porn-rated,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/prsoper-200x200.jpg,Live long and... http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/kanye-west-heads-list-of-people-who-didnt-die,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/kanyewest.jpg,Still here http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/scammy-beauty-website-discovers-that-mexicans-cubans-and-poors-are-hideous,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-21-at-123901-pm-200x205.jpg,LIKE THIS GUY http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/its-gonna-bring-you-down-waah,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/9665_lrg-200x200.jpg,Lullaby http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/a-friendly-chat-with-logan-sachon-chris-andino-our-man-in-libya,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/afriendlychatnew.jpg,A Friendly Chat http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/food-writer-writes-good,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/about2-200x220.jpg,How good is food? http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/people-talking-on-their-cell-phones-miss-the-darndest-things,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/unicycling_clown_picture_610x457-200x149.jpg,Did you see that? http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/our-legendary-fake-history,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-21-at-110159-am.jpg,ALARM http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/sherman-alexie-wont-sell-out-his-basketball-game,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/200px-sherman_alexie_2007.jpg,alexie http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/art-curator-may-be-a-genius-or-a-fraud,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-21-at-94026-am.jpg,THIS GUY http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/your-halloween-costume-a-bigot,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/offensive-911-costumes-489x166.jpg,offensive-911-costumes http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/reduce-reuse-recycle,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/4016886805_8f0c479455_o-200x150.jpg,green medals http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/funny-idolator-list-ruins-everything,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/l_2028c5407a7bee42f24953e5d04028b1-200x298.jpg,bree bree http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/elsewhere-paper-monitor,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/paper_monitor.jpg,It's good! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/literary-vices-special-vice-presidential-memoir-emergency-update,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/13-200x128.jpg,SPIRO AGNEW! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/elements-of-stale-with-luke-mazur-rush-rulesobama-challenge,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-20-at-113221-am.jpg,WHICH OBAMA? http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/very-recent-history-the-rock-critical-list-ten-years-later,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-20-at-110511-am-200x89.jpg,SQUIRMING http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/neck-and-neck-in-new-jersey,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/christie-200x1381.jpg,Ruh roh http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/this-cat-looks-like-this-other-cat,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-20-at-95639-am.jpg,CATS http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/janet-maslin-and-malcolm-gladwell-whose-side-are-you-on,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-20-at-85310-am-200x128.jpg,THIS THING LOOKS LIKE THAT THING http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/you-cant-even-buy-wolf-hall-because-of-the-nazi-capitalist-e-book-conspiracy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-20-at-83907-am-200x265.jpg,CAN YOU FIND THIS BOOK? http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/footnotes-of-mad-men-the-liberation-of-betty-draper-or-not,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-19-at-35209-pm-490x283.jpg,OH YOU TWO http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/drawings-in-a-hurry-with-amy-jean-porter-chainsaw-on-a-stick,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/21.jpg,EEK http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/assload-of-new-planets-discovered,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/new-planetsx-200x124.jpg,"I'm naming this one ""Bootyhole"" because ""Uranus"" jokes are so played out." http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/two-weeks-out-dress-up-and-stay-home,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/2wo.jpg,2wo http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/is-contrarianism-dead,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/010309_tnr.jpg,So contrarian http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/there-appears-to-be-a-rabbi-on-the-court,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/rabbi-200x200.jpg,Not kosher http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/does-paying-sources-even-work,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-19-at-122308-pm-200x209.jpg,HELLO? http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/rapist-fowl-infecting-everything-they-can-stick-their-little-penises-into,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/duckhunt-200x137.gif,Uh oh http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/every-hour-in-britain-is-unhappy-hour-for-your-liver,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/_1935899_alcopops_300-200x120.jpg,"Yeah, I'd drink it" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/rich-people-things-with-chris-lehmann-the-rich-rehab-differently-like-by-hugging-horses,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-19-at-111223-am-200x147.jpg,HORSE HUGGERS http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/james-cameron-loon-to-make-lots-more-money-soon,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-19-at-104826-am-200x156.jpg,AVARICE http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/silvio-berlusconi-disapproves-of-your-socks,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/berlusilvo-200x188.jpg,He's watching http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/guest-op-ed-health-care-for-everyone,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-301-200x197.jpg,Walt Fruttinger http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-rest-is-unquiet,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/ross-200x243.jpg,Ross! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/anne-lister-the-abridged-version,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/listerine-200x241.jpg,Along came a spider http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/smut-please-the-fabulous-online-universe-of-twilight-fan-fiction-in-which-edward-and-bella-get-it-on-and-on-and-on,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-16-at-14944-pm-490x267.jpg,R PATS http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/how-not-to-kill-a-dog,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/vick-200x137.jpg,Another bad example http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/brrr-so-chilly,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/emotionalweatherreport.jpg,And there are wolves after me... http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/our-expanding-army,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/armymen.jpg,Count 'em closely http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/how-do-we-taste-carbonation,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/seltzer-200x146.jpg,Zizz-zizz-zizz http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/berlusconi-what-now,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/silvio-berlusconi-picture-1-200x260.jpg,Why is this man smiling? http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/bear-dodges-car-theft-rap,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/20091015__thirdbearp1-490x366.jpg,"Silly bear, you're too young to drive!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-balloon-boy-who-cried-wolf,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/425heenewifeswaplr101509-200x148.jpg,In swappier times http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/elements-of-stale-with-luke-mazur-the-more-famous-flu,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/235907_1.jpg,HAY PIG http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/rich-people-from-rich-family-buy-house,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-16-at-93214-am.jpg,FAIRCHILDS http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/where-the-wild-things-are-where-is-the-place-where-they-put-the-things,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/plushie.jpg,SO PLUSH http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/rockin-philately,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/100107-album_covers-490x185.jpg,Coldplay? REALLY? http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/new-york-city-now-and-then,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-15-at-22732-pm-490x554.jpg,TAXI RIDER http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/congressman-insincerely-apologizes-to-flowers,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-15-at-20926-pm-200x205.jpg,OH HI http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/a-ha-to-split-up,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/aha-take-on-me-cover2jpg-200x200.jpg,aha-take-on-me-cover2jpg http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/letters-to-the-editors-of-womens-magazines-with-edith-zimmerman-2,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-15-at-121446-pm-200x271.jpg,MILEY: DEAD OR ALIVE? http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/ed-white-gay-marriage-is-radical-dude,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/lawyersinlove-200x198.jpg,Who Wants Two Lawyers To Move In Next Door??? http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/literary-vices-with-rudolph-delson-an-amazing-adventure-joe-and-hadassahs-personal-notes-on-the-2000-campaign,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/074322938x01_sclzzzzzzz_.jpg,"But when they got home, dinner was still warm." http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/whale-bands-what-you-need-to-know,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/flapjack-200x141.jpg,"Hey, I could have been lazy and just gone the Twitter route, cut me some slack" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/australian-justice-served-up-with-kitchen-implements,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/bartboot-200x154.jpg,"We all laughed at the time, but who knew it was true?" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/nick-denton-a-few-cases-recently-where-weve-thought-way-too-much-before-publishing,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-15-at-90211-am.jpg,HASH THOSE TAGS BOYS http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/america-wins,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/crisis.jpg,It's all good http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/exciting-reed-college-update-parody-horrifies-community,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-15-at-83506-am-490x98.jpg,Oh Pamphlette http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/real-america-with-abe-sauer-fat-fetuses-and-felonies,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/cpap-mall-490x328.jpg,cpap-mall http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/ap-can-give-you-whatever-obama-angle-you-need,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/obamaspeak-200x131.jpg,"Articulate, or not" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-obama-peace-prize-hooting-at-the-nobel-institute,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-14-at-30010-pm-200x246.jpg,"He does indeed look like a hot, older Anderson Cooper!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/in-the-weeds-with-matthew-gallaway-gay-gardens,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-14-at-21211-pm.jpg,LION http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/seed-extractor-condemned-for-poor-aesthetics-functionality,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/iron-man-nutcracker-200x200.jpg,It is indeed a rather shitty likeness http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/how-serious-are-the-cultural-challenges-to-the-role-and-authority-of-magazine-editors,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/domino-200x270.jpg,HERE'S A MAGAZINE! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/but-we-said-no,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-14-at-12420-pm-200x144.jpg,OH HAY http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/this-be-the-curse,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tomkatiesuri-200x150.jpg,Parents and child http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/mad-men-the-suit,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/madmensuit.jpg,As seen on TV! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/theres-one-of-him-but-in-some-ways-hes-like-the-beatles,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/kanye_west-300x300-200x200.jpg,kanye paul http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/jumping-the-shark-sorry,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/wallacecollect-dhirst.jpg,White Roses and Butterflies http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-first-mayoral-debate,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/debate-200x128.jpg,Surprisingly unsnoozy http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/rnc-blog-now-considerably-less-hip,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/changethegame.jpg,Gamechanger http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/we-are-almost-totally-back-to-normal,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/downow-200x105.jpg,So close! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/al-martino-1927-2009,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/oneheart-200x150.jpg,Johnny! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/small-campus-paper-causes-huge-offense,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-14-at-83627-am-490x178.jpg,WHAT IS NEXTED? http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/skank-boot-evokes-rage,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jimmy-choo-x-hm-otk-boots-200x140.jpg,Gnaw It Off http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/golf-carts-as-effective-as-ice-floes-for-dispatching-olds,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-13-at-31326-pm-490x280.jpg,SENIORS GO-KART http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/aint-no-party-like-a-transubstantiation-party,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/k500sla-2-200x141.jpg,afterlifetime warranty! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/kanye-wests-fashion-line-is-dead,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-13-at-30407-pm.jpg,PAST-ELLLLLE http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-basic-problem-here-is-that-you-are-wrong-the-collected-letters-of-tom-scocca-and-keith-gessen,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-13-at-14836-pm.jpg,TOXIC http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/norman-rockwell-meets-the-longhairs,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/lp-cover-200x207.jpg,"""The skinny kid with the pipe?""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/madonna-iggy-pop-and-sexual-revolution-in-islam,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/image-23042-galleryv9-ttgg-200x258.jpg,ates http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/horror-chick-with-melissa-lafsky-paranormal-activity-is-the-scariest-movie-ever-about-suburban-yuppie-starter-homes,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/paranormal.jpg,OMG IT IS SO PARANORMAL http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/asteroid-hunting-arctic-hovercraft-just-not-as-cool-as-it-should-be,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/hoverboard01-200x209.jpg,McFly http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/gop-totally-down-with-the-kids-on-the-internet,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/facesgop-200x103.jpg,GOP voter http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-family-newspaper-the-tabloid-and-the-rise-of-rupert-murdoch,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-13-at-105116-am-200x258.jpg,FAMILY NEWSPAPERS http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/birther-fined-for-telling-the-truth-about-kenyan-usurper,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/orly-200x250.jpg,The world won't listen http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/are-we-entering-the-era-of-peak-wings,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/buffalo-wings-200x160.jpg,Soon to be a thing of the past except for the super-rich http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/financial-experts-dump-al-qaeda-stock,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/market_graph-200x121.jpg,falling market http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/it-will-be-hard-to-find-a-pullquote-in-this-review-of-chronic-city,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/chroniccity.jpg,She limned the fuck out of this book http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/liz-cheney-wants-to-know-why-barack-obama-is-begging-terrorists-to-hurt-america,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/handmaidtale-200x208.jpg,GET READY LADIES http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/who-are-americas-tubbiest-governors,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/weirdal-200x147.jpg,Why not? http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/andrew-ross-sorkin-constrained-by-deathly-boring-newspaper-just-doesnt-know-what-to-think,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-96-200x141.jpg,SOMEBODY'S WATCHING YOU http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/shift-memo-would-you-excuse-me-i-cut-my-foot-before-and-my-shoe-is-filling-up-with-blood,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-12-at-11122-pm-200x259.jpg,DISTURBING BUT NOT AS DISTURBING AS IT COULD BE http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/mans-lack-of-hair-used-to-confirm-other-mans-ample-girth,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/kojakdnj.jpg,"""I may be bald, but I can get Rogaine. Chris Christie will always be a tub.""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/come-back-with-your-commandments-or-on-them,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mosesholy-200x257.jpg,It is gonna be so much more rad on IMAX http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/funny-berlusconi-slip-another-punchline-to-italian-joke,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/silvioberlu.jpg,He's got a million of 'em http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/hitler-dwarves-represent-evils-of-politics-says-artist,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/nazignome.jpg,Willing executioner http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/texas-commission-will-work-as-long-as-it-takes-to-get-death-penalty-investigation-right,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/rperry-200x208.jpg,What great hair! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/microscopic-photography-blows-microscopic-mind,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/31373feb-b027-9aa3-2b52a4297276aa82_15-200x260.jpg,larvae http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/rich-people-things-with-chris-lehmann-free-fall-in-crimson,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-12-at-103426-am-200x199.jpg,CONSIDER THESE POOR STUDENTS http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-obama-administration-swears-like-a-sailor-and-every-previous-administration,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/cuse-200x133.jpg,Fuck it http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/in-celebration-of-discovery-and-genocide,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/chrisc-200x200.jpg,"If it weren't for this guy, America would have sat there undiscovered forever" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/friday-out,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/q-200x266.jpg,"Click publish, close laptop, start drinking" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/showed-up-with-seth-colter-walls-robert-lepages-lipsynch-at-bam,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-09-at-14905-pm-490x369.jpg,LIPSYNCH http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/dear-keith-gessen-what-is-this-intellectual-mumbo-jumbo,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-09-at-13035-pm.jpg,N PLUS STUFF http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/guest-op-ed-men-cant-stop-paying-attention-to-my-enormous-package,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/11-490x367.jpg,ENORMOUS http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/us-job-losses-by-geography,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-09-at-114449-am-490x333.jpg,JOB LOSSES http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/robot-navy-helicopter-breaks-the-code-of-streets,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/firescout_uav_470-200x198.jpg,fire scout http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/no-seriously-obama-got-the-nobel-peace-prize,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/npp-200x200.jpg,The Award For Not Being George W. Bush http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/public-apology-dear-winnie-loeffler,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/apology-icon.jpg,apology-icon http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/next-presidential-address-to-congress-will-be-complete-republican-shoutfest,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/shoutywilson-200x197.jpg,You wouldn't understand http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-shadow-editors-reading-mark-greifs-recent-n1-piece-in-real-time,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-07-at-105828-am-200x130.jpg,LET'S DO IT LIKE THE ANIMALS DO http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/omg-breaking-astor-trial-finally-ends,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/astor-490x28.jpg,I guess this was a big deal or something http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/brave-crustacean-paid-the-ultimate-price,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/lobster-roll-200x120.jpg,Probably not Lionel http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-internet-was-empty,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/roadtwitter.jpg,IT'S LIKE THIS http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/tub-of-gubernatorial-ambition-weighs-heavily-on-voters,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/christie-200x138.jpg,The only thing this fat man runs for is governor http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/literary-vices-with-rudolph-delson-ferraro-my-story,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-08-at-124819-pm-200x290.jpg,WHOSE STORY? MY STORY! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/so-long-paris-fashion-week,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/600-karakullamb-490x341.jpg,ASTRAKHAN http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/elsewhere-three-frames,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tumblr_kpzt1hyjhx1qzc4eao1_500-490x269.gif,It looks better over there http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-art-of-carla-bruni,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/carlasobamas-490x466.jpg,That's them all right http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/cheney-party-of-evil-now-seating-cheney-party-of-evil,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-08-at-95040-am-200x188.jpg,CHENEY IN ACTION http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/herta-muller-gets-big-book-award,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/200px-herta_muller.jpg,Uh huh Herta http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/tiny-pool-of-english-words-actually-used-results-in-annoyance,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-08-at-90155-am-490x114.jpg,WHATEVER INDEED http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/come-on-people-your-halloween-costume-isnt-going-to-make-itself,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/abe-costumes-haloween-490x298.jpg,abe-costumes-haloween http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/louis-vuitton-has-cleopatra-jones-riot-grrl-accident,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/wtfvuitton.jpg,WTF VUITTON http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/pig-virus-a-survivors-tale,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/piglets-200x154.jpg,Little piggies! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/christian-version-of-sarah-palin-book-is-sarah-palin-book,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/rogue.jpg,She wrote this cover herself. http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/irish-people-are-harsh,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/conan-162x239.jpg,Probably also racist. I blame the weather. http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/today-in-heartbreaking-and-inspirational,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/49711653-200x308.jpg,Dominator http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/gop-congressman-regrets-comments-about-urban-matriarchs,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/20090414162838nathan_deal_official_110th_congress_photo-200x298.jpg,"Yeah, exactly what you'd expect" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/alexander-mcqueen-exceeds-expectations-is-from-future-has-greatest-shoes-imaginable,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-07-at-12344-pm.jpg,HOLY JESUS http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/hey-it-is-really-windy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-07-at-11418-pm-200x222.jpg,POOR HORSEY http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/berlusconi-immunity-law-overturned,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/ohsoli.jpg,They gave it right back http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/recessionary-times-neiman-marcus-edition,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/alround-200x150.jpg,Just like that! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/japanses-pants-shitting-demographic-expands,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sumo-200x181.jpg,This is probably racist. Sorry. http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/some-proposed-amendments-to-the-rather-fabulous-obama-white-house-art-collection,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-07-at-115934-am-490x357.jpg,KARA WALKER http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/marriage-is-lye-poured-upon-the-petri-dish-of-the-new-relations-of-erotic-sociality,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-07-at-105828-am-200x130.jpg,LET'S DO IT LIKE THE ANIMALS DO http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-efficiency-of-the-town-car,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/towncar-200x136.gif,Efficient! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/welsh-yobs-get-tranny-surprise,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/yobsgethit-200x201.jpg,"Take that, yob!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/capitalism-working-less-well-than-ever,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/socialism_poster-200x305.jpg,OH WHY NOT http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/real-america-with-abe-sauer-the-last-game-of-baseball-in-the-metrodome,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/metrodome-2-490x198.jpg,metrodome-2 http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-awl-turns-five-months-and-sixteen-days,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/2004-daily-news-logo-200x278.jpg,"Hahahaha, get it?" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/elements-of-stale-with-luke-mazur-sorry,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-06-at-20843-pm-200x207.jpg,DAVID LETTERMAN JACKET http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/guns-dont-kill-people-people-who-carry-guns-kill-people-who-carry-guns,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/phillygun-200x136.jpg,Gun! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/cityofwomen-200x131.jpg,Where The Girls Are http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-literary-vices-project-an-introduction,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/screen-shot-2009-10-06-at-93606-am-200x297.jpg,GOING ROGAINE http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/gourmet-should-have-figured-out-a-michael-jackson-angle,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/archdi-200x260.jpg,"Um, what?" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/tied-up-in-jersey,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/fatass.jpg,Run harder http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/this-declining-thing-looks-like-that-declining-thing,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/conde-200x125.jpg,Up in Times Square http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/man-and-beast-the-right-way-the-wrong-way,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/the-lion-200x155.jpg,the lion http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/lets-blow-up-the-moon,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/lcross-200x195.jpg,Smack my moon up http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/spider-bites-man,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/daredevil-200x303.jpg,Saved kid from traffic accident http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/flicked-off-capitalism-a-love-story,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/picture-8-490x269.jpg,yay 'pitalism! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/two-weeks-out-steal-penelope-cruzs-glow-in-person-your-last-trip-outdoors-russian-photography-and-one-really-big-diamond,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/2wo.jpg,2wo http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/zomg-were-all-invited-to-the-louis-vuitton-show-even-fatties,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/marc-jacobs-200x255.jpg,schwiiiiiiiiiing! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/boobies-discovered-on-iphone,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/boobiephone-200x330.gif,Photoshop by me! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/will-you-be-my-black-friend,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/i_love_black_people_t_shirt-p2350823718369106984xmd_400-200x200.jpg,i'm mister black people http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/showed-up-deez-nuts-a-rap-musical,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/31442894-200x309.jpg,Flyest http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/hitler-and-lenin-chess-drawing-still-available,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/hitlen-200x140.jpg,"Stranger things, etc." http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/shocker-conde-magazines-axed-for-financial-reasons,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/bon_appetit_cover_small_2rtu-200x270.jpg,"For some reason I always read this as ""Bon Ape-tit""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/fags-confused-about-when-they-like-being-called-fags,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/picture-5-490x313.jpg,FAGGOTS http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/omg-mr-big-is-getting-married,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/picture-6-200x129.jpg,AIIEEE http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/jil-sander-for-uniqlo-is-basically-boring-club-monaco,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/plus-j-by-jil-sander-for-uniqlo-vogue-nippon-06-500x687-200x274.jpg,SIGHSIES http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/public-forced-to-endure-horrible-stench-of-rotting-meat,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/black-eyed-peas-200x200.jpg,rotting meat http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/rich-people-things-with-chris-lehmann-egotistical-dubai-80-billion-in-debt-is-sliding-into-the-sea,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/picture-4-200x290.jpg,OH HAY SKY http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/jerkface-finally-gets-his-moment-in-the-sun,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jerkface.jpg,Nobody puts Jerkface in a corner http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/mahmoud-ahmadinejad-hates-jews-for-the-normal-reasons,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/ahmadinejad-200x241.jpg,"Not funny, doesn't look Jewish" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/betsy-mccaugheythe-blue-state-sarah-palin,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bmc-200x185.jpg,This woman could have been New York's governor http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/show-duplicates-delete-all,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/lastmeal-200x274.jpg,Last meal? http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-hate-your-website-49-in-a-series-the-new-yorker,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/picture-2-490x235.jpg,WTF MESS http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/silvio-berlusconi-has-other-problems-too,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sillyber.jpg,More agita http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/appearance-of-dingbat-famous-person-horrifies-the-eight-people-who-care-about-couture,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/picture-1.jpg,EWWW! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/adventures-in-sustainability,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/galanddoll-200x150.jpg,All dolled up http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/elements-of-stale-with-luke-mazur-how-you-doin,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/picture-106.jpg,MS. WILLIAMS http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/dog-bites-frenchman,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/chirac-and-sumo-200.jpg,In happier times http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/pig-virus-will-cripple-your-ability-to-watch-cat-videos,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/matthias_stom_young_man_reading_by_candlelight-200x160.jpg,A horrifying vision of our future? http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/berlusconi-prostitute-berlusconi-knew-i-was-a-prostitute,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/daddario-200x122.jpg,Patrizia tells http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/horror-chick-with-melissa-lafsky-see-zombieland-or-i-will-eat-your-brain,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/picture-104-490x335.jpg,ZOMBIES! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/be-careful-not-to-get-not-drunk-enough-this-weekend,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/toalcohol1-200x307.jpg,homer drunk http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/frederick-seidel-women-are-objects-sexual-and-otherwise,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/picture-100-200x136.jpg,SEIDEL UP http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/sponsored-post-chelsea-on-the-rocks,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/aliquot-sponsored.jpg,Chelsea On The Rocks http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/olympics-chicago-out-early,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/cubs-fans-200x175.jpg,Tough year http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/local-proposal-results-in-acceptance,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/picture-99-200x178.jpg,ENGAGEE! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/finalists-in-the-lrbs-great-ongoing-personals-ads-competition,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/picture-98-200x263.jpg,LRB http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/sarah-palins-book-cover-revealed,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/rogue.jpg,She wrote this cover herself. http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/underemployment-now-17-and-six-million-jobs-disappeared-since-last-summer,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/torch-mob-200x170.jpg,LET'S ROLL http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/ted-williams-final-foul,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/finalted-200x200.jpg,The last one http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/housekeeping-how-to-succeed-in-business,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/picture-84-200x139.jpg,MONEY http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/hero-pilot-negs-republicans,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/hudson-200x132.jpg,Plane in water http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/letters-to-the-editors-of-womens-magazines-with-edith-zimmerman,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/picture-87-200x275.jpg,"TAYLOR, SWIFT" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/guest-op-ed-could-you-sleep-last-night-man-me-neither,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/picture-86-200x192.jpg,Our Pal Al http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/sex-survey-exposes-national-shortcomings-under-reported-truths,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/balkbalkbalk-200x201.jpg,"Yeah, baby, you know what I'm talking about" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/she-ra-princess-of-power-is-a-hypebeast,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-832.jpg,SHEE RA PRINCESS OF WILLIAMSBURG http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/colorados-persistent-bear-problem,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sorrybear.jpg,"Alas, poor bear" http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/nasty-australian-yeast-pate-searches-for-less-stupid-name,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/vegemite-isnack092909.jpg,iWasn'tThinking http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/odd-trends-the-oft-photographed-lawyer,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-702-490x155.jpg,LAW ME http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-end-of-dadt,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dadt-200x150.jpg,Girls can tell http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/classic-gluttony-with-simon-duncan-herbert-featherstonehaugh-13th-viscount-ukridge-bagged-tea,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/teapo-200x304.jpg,tea! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/krossword-korner-with-alex-pareene-bears-among-us,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/pareene_puzzle.jpg,BEARS AMONG US http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-terror-of-butt-elmo-and-butt-pooh,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/picture-80-200x163.jpg,I WILL POOP ON YOU http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/republican-noise-machine-questions-al-frankens-legitimacy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/alfranken-200x229.jpg,Al http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/karl-lagerfeld-extrudes-huge-puffy-chanel-bag-o-fug,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-742-200x213.jpg,LILY ALL IN http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/the-great-dentist-crisis-is-it,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-731-200x221.jpg,SCARED http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/breaking-news-bulletin-shows-basic-familiarity-with-dennis-hoppers-credit-list,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/warhol_dennis_hopper-200x203.jpg,Dennis Hopper http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/internet-once-again-obviates-need-for-arithmetic,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/photo_metrocard_wm-200x132.jpg,"Seriously, I just wanna catch the train, not do math" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/in-the-weeds-with-matthew-gallaway-the-protest-garden,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/intheweeds.jpg,In the Weeds http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/disgusting-meatstick-snack-looks-pretty-good-actually,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/peproll-200x118.jpg,"Admit it, you'd eat one too" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/oh-hey-what-the-heck-is-up-rene-russo,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-712-200x219.jpg,OH RUSSO http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/the-future-of-local-news-jersey-mayhem,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/pam-and-tommy-leejpg-200x266.jpg,mayhem http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-did-google-buy-and-why,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-692-490x311.jpg,YOU OWN THIS? http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/polls-tighten-in-new-jersey-race,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/corzface.jpg,Not the face you want to see behind you http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/the-internet-with-maura-johnston-martha-stewart-show-embraces-twitter-grills-founder,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-672-200x238.jpg,OH HAY MARTHA STEWART http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/enter-the-age-of-anal-terror,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/image5347993g-200x150.jpg,Ass bomber http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/columbia-university-english-department-promises-to-undermine-its-students,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-652-490x314.jpg,HEH http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/gluttony-with-mary-hk-choi-milkis-and-calpico,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-642-200x469.jpg,HEH KITTEH http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/obama-opponents-terrible-man-should-stay-here-and-continue-ruining-country,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/2016_bids_chicago_olympicssffmi_embeddedprod_affiliate76-200x256.jpg,I got lazy searching for images this afternoon http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/nasty-australian-yeast-pate-draws-fire-for-stupid-name,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/vegemite-isnack092909.jpg,iWasn'tThinking http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/why-dont-you-or-obama-believe-that-torture-is-torture-because-the-culture-industry-said-so,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/waterboard-obama.jpg,waterboard-obama http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/dan-rathers-lawsuit-against-cbs-tossed,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/drath-200x233.jpg,Joke involving nonsensical Texas aphorism goes here http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/its-not-your-fathers-foreign-policy-anymore,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/vovadima.jpg,Isn't it bromantic? http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/betsey-mccaughey-had-help-with-the-lying,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bmc-200x185.jpg,This woman could have been New York's governor http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/tuned-out-memoirs-of-a-perfect-angel-means-mariah-carey-is-a-good-friend,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mc-ia-200x200.jpg,"flawed. human, too. " http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/musical-odd-couple-thom-yorke-and-flea,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/yorke452-200x154.jpg,yorke flea http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/the-great-goldman-sachs-senate-lobbying-fail,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-592-200x52.jpg,G S http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/the-night-max-wore-his-wolf-suit,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/main_10508_1-full.jpg,Apparently they are completely serious about this. http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/science-love-makes-you-creative,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/lovesexy-200x199.jpg,You can't do both http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/horror-chick-with-melissa-lafsky-pandorum-is-bullshit-in-spaaaaaace,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-572-490x215.jpg,PANDORUM http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/german-murder-snap-hero-tourist-only-still-anonymous-because-he-resembles-all-german-tourists,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-522.jpg,OH THAT GERMAN TOURIST http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/palin-finishes-writing-book,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/sarah-palin-200x250.jpg,Bookwriter! http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/the-awl-voter-guide-for-september-29-2009,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/yaskliu-200x146.jpg,One of today's VERY SEXY races http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/drawings-in-a-hurry-with-amy-jean-porter-time-to-get-ill,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/1.jpg,SICK http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/franz-kafka-imbroglio-seems-oddly-familiar,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/franz-kafka1-200x264.jpg,What are the odds? http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/minnesota-keeping-government-out-of-our-healthcare,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-482-200x257.jpg,EMMER http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/kick-ass-swedish-robbery-has-probably-already-been-optioned,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/glasspyramid-200x148.jpg,Mission: Possible http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/lucy-vodden-1963-2009,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/lucysky-200x120.jpg,"Lucy, in the sky" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/rape-rape-is-the-really-bad-one-right,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/whoopsrape-200x189.jpg,Whoopi makes distinctions http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/gay-t-shirts-bring-extra-shame,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-442.jpg,OH GOD REALLY? http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/unreluctan-to-offering-strategic-consumption-information,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/shinsegaemall1-490x286.gif,Let's go to the mall! http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/public-apology-dear-g-d,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/publicapologynew1.jpg,apology http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/william-safire-1929-2009,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/safire-200x200.jpg,Dead http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/in-italy-the-mob-really-does-feed-you-to-the-crocodiles,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/cd-morandi-coccodrillo-200x199.jpg,"He says ""Pay up.""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/germany-says-nein-to-buxom-leftys-pleas,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/merkel-200x150.jpg,This rack beat that rack http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/rich-people-things-with-chris-lehmann-the-horrible-ramadan-servant-exodus,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-432-200x145.jpg,POOR POLLUTERS EXEUNT http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/for-those-who-have-never-seen-this-jay-leno-show,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-422-200x218.jpg,JAIME LENO http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/berlusconi-does-funny-bit-about-black-guy-and-black-wife,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/berlumich-200x1291.jpg,"""Get that black ass over here.""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/this-is-our-roman-polanski-post,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/synopsis_romanpolanski_pic-490x184.jpg,Polanski http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/awl-readers-are-the-best-readers-on-the-internets,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/jewz-200x141.jpg,My Hebrew homies know what I'm talking about here http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/terrible-group-attacked-by-horrible-joke,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/westboro.jpg,Funny the first thousand times http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/obama-hating-british-paper-thinks-michelle-should-have-gotten-all-oily-for-protocols-sake,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/berlumich-200x129.jpg,"Take one for the team, damn it!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/oh-look-who-just-won-the-g20,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-412.jpg,WOW http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/the-shadow-editors-sms-edition-less-talkin-more-townin,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/newshadoweditors.jpg,The Shadow Editorses http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/how-the-mosquito-domesticated-us,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-381-200x125.jpg,ASIAN TIGER... http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/the-original-of-laura-is-literally-barely-readable,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-371-200x223.jpg,NABO-WHAT? http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/through-the-looking-glass-and-what-brooklyn-found-there,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/meiertower-200x93.jpg,The world without us http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/g20-photos-where-the-right-and-the-left-meet-and-also-dont,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-361-490x505.jpg,WOW http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/document-forging-101-with-werner-herzog,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/herzogrogue-200x139.gif,Also lockpicking http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/silvio-berlusconi-wants-warmer-american-relations,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/tumblr_kqi12z57jg1qz82woo1_400.jpg,Just AMAZING http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/long-player-with-dr-adams-q-bert,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/longplayer3.jpg,Long Player http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/essex-man-had-bitch-tits,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/nicholsondm0302_468x436-200x186.jpg,handsome http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/big-baby-big-issues,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/baby_1487956c.jpg,"Moments later, the baby on the left ate the baby on the right" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/booked-up-dan-browns-the-lost-symbol,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/satan_logos2-200x200.jpg,SYMBOLS ALL AROUND US http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-is-basically-zara-for-sluts,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/jimmy-choo-for-hm-womens-161-200x169.jpg,Ohmygawg shuz! http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/scary-jews-trying-to-kill-ousted-president-of-honduras,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/jewvictim.jpg,"Get him, Jews!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/thats-so-gay-is-so-lame-i-mean-dumb-i-mean-retarded-oh-god,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-251-200x231.jpg,"OH, TIMMY" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/public-art-these-days-the-bigger-the-better-and-the-shinier,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/3947796114_ec0cef4554_o-200x269.jpg,mirror balls http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/japanese-man-makes-full-use-of-new-ipod,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/apple-ipod-nano-new-200x198.jpg,A nano no-no. (Sorry.) http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/purell-the-new-toilet-bowl-moonshine,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/prison_060131085946613_wideweb__300x375-200x250.jpg,hawt. also biracial. http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/fake-pimp-stunt-pretty-much-equivalent-to-torture-expos,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/thisthingthatthing.jpg,Spot the difference http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/whos-afraid-of-marty-singer,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/sm_logo.gif,MEH http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/swedish-criminals-commit-totally-kick-ass-heist,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/glasspyramid-200x148.jpg,Mission: Possible http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/essex-girl-in-glassing-melee,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/glassing.jpg,Glassed up http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/british-prime-minister-granted-valuable-cup-of-coffee-meeting-with-president,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/brownobama-200x112.jpg,"""I mean, this guy's in more trouble than David Paterson, am I right?""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/good-luck-pittsburgh,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-242-490x410.jpg,BANANA REPUBLIC http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/public-apology-dear-neighbor,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/publicapologynew.jpg,publicapologynew http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/thing-to-do-tonight-in-new-york-paintings,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-19-200x124.jpg,PAINTEUR! http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/this-is-the-way-in-which-hank-done-it,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/hank-200x177.jpg,"""When Hank Williams died in the back of his car at New Year 1952/53 suddenly he was everybody's friend.""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/the-shadow-editors-when-did-perez-hilton-become-more-famous-than-paris-hilton-and-why-were-we-not-informed,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/newshadoweditors.jpg,The Shadow Editorses http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/to-win-over-george-w-bush-act-dumber-than-george-w-bush,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/speechless.jpg,Speech-less http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/real-america-with-abe-sauer-the-britney-spears-tailgate-parking-lot-ticketmaster-bruce-springsteen-the-death-of-the-live-music-video-and-you,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/its-britney-bitch-490x233.jpg,its-britney-bitch http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/it-turns-out-being-a-poet-is-a-terrible-thing,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-16-200x201.jpg,BUT THIS IS HOW IT ENDS! http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/significant-objects,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ducktray-150x150.jpg,Has a significance of $71 http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/video-game-demographics-look-a-lot-like-gop-congressional-delegation,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/dn17819-3_767-489x252.jpg,Are they counting the Mario brothers as white? http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/fox-news-goes-big-on-despot-housewives,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-13.jpg,DESPOT HOUSEWVIVES http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/gaddafi-filibusters-un,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-121.jpg,GADDAFFITT http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/the-pittsburgh-g20-photo-gallery-starbucks-bus-haters-buddha-jesus-arctic-foxes-children-ready-to-die,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-410-490x358.jpg,TEEN WOLF PARADE? http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/sarah-palin-names-real-villain-in-global-economic-slump,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/palinhongjon.jpg,"Did you know that this picture was used in the post where the phrase ""Summer of Death"" was first coined?" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/bruce-springsteen-probably-wasnt-getting-laid-much-in-the-early-70s,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/peter_pan6-200x270.jpg,peter pan http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/gay-oktoberfest-just-like-regular-oktoberfest-but-with-better-manners,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/oktofest-200x159.jpg,Adam und Steve http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/alexa-chung-must-go,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-210-200x158.jpg,GO BACK TO ENGLAND http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/canada-goes-rogue,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/canadagriz-200x150.jpg,You wouldn't be happy either http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/on-the-front-lines-in-pittsburgh,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/startswithc-200x207.jpg,'C' is also for 'cat urine' http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/mike-bloomberg-is-trying-to-kill-you-with-healthiness,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bloomdog-200x201.jpg,But does he love you back? http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/letters-to-the-editor-of-women%e2%80%99s-magazines-with-edith-zimmerman,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-941-200x272.jpg,ELLE'S BELLES http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/bernie-fuchs-1932-2009,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/fuchs2-xl-200x275.jpg,Fuchs' JFK http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/study-facebook-makes-you-gay,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/eminem-200x200.jpg,Draw your own conclusions http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/if-you-like-ck-one-youll-love-u-you-no-u-like-the-letter,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-981.jpg,BRING IT http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/mr-wrong-hate-school-or-barack-hussein-obamapotus,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/mrwrongnew.jpg,MR. WRONG! http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/why-are-winter-kids-so-darn-stupid,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/happybaby-200x150.jpg,This kid is gonna be STUPID http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/cant-we-all-get-along-with-lanny-davis-clients,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/lanny.jpg,Lanny! http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/toby-young-nuzzles-hand-that-once-bit-andor-fed-him,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-931.jpg,Professional Annoying Person http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/russian-billionaire-installs-gigantic-yacht-forcefield,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-92-490x240.jpg,ECLIPSE THIS http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/summer-of-death-june-21-september-22,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/blvdbrknawl1.jpg,"Summer of Death, Early in the Season" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/the-awl-bookmobile-black-boy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-91-200x270.jpg,BLACK BOY http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/sirens-amanda-woodward-returns-sirens,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-90-200x221.jpg,THE BITCH IS BACK http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/new-fish-discovered,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/fishy.gif,Miracles of nature http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/dr-carolyn-porco-so-much-more-awesome-than-anyone,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/22ptoflarge41-200x150.jpg,porco http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/george-w-bush-revisionism-starts-now,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/georgeplane.jpg,Don't look down http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/housekeeping-tragic-tuesday,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/recovery-200x200.jpg,Close enough http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/footnotes-of-mad-men-american-grit,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-89.jpg,DRAPE IT http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/this-is-some-odd-family-business,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-842.jpg,GAH http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/every-last-one-of-john-edwards-choices-is-bad,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-831-200x174.jpg,Poor fucking kid http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/putin-also-talks-to-animals,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-822.jpg,CHIEF TYRANT DOOLITTLE http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/find-the-warhols-save-the-world,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-801-490x158.jpg,THIS THING LOOKS LIKE THAT THING http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/young-bear-dines-on-bus-commuters,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-791-200x172.jpg,BEAR http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/obama-arrives-in-30-minutes-stay-out-of-times-square,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-77-200x140.jpg,AWKS http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/worlds-tallest-man-desires-new-york-or-any-ladies,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-781-200x210.jpg,"yes, tall" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/underparenting-with-tom-scocca-stroller-bullying-on-the-red-line,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/underparentingnew1.jpg,Underparenting http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/housekeeping-manic-monday,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/funny-pictures-sick-cat-drinks-soda-490x366.jpg,THIS IS WHAT BALK LOOKS LIKE http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/the-dumbing-down-of-americas-towns,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-751-200x221.jpg,GET READY http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/ralph-nader-still-chipping-away-at-our-fine-country,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/screen-shot-2009-09-21-at-100423-am-200x141.jpg,DICK http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/horror-chick-jennifer%e2%80%99s-body-is-garbage-but-youd-tap-it-anyway,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/screen-shot-2009-09-21-at-93845-am-200x140.jpg,JENNIFER'S BOMB http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/obama-en-route-to-albany-to-murder-david-paterson,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/screen-shot-2009-09-21-at-92802-am-200x152.jpg,THESE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT WE CALL FRIENDS. http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/emmys-emmys,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-741.jpg,I WILL CUT ME OR YOU MAYBE http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/second-life-sex-toy-lawsuit,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/sexgen1.jpg,Sex Genitals http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/difficult-listening-hour-with-seth-colter-walls-come-ye-despondent-cable-news-watchers-and-restore-your-faith-in-things,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/difficultlistening.jpg,Difficult Listening Hour http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/does-racism-even-exist,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/racismidunno-490x83.jpg,"Oh, CNN" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/charlize-theron-only-going-halfway-for-the-gays,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/charlize-theron5-200x223.jpg,charlize-theron5 http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/harvard-is-pop-king-of-sick-country,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-721-200x180.jpg,IVY http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/long-player-with-dr-adams-galaxian-2-handheld-new-york-city,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/longplayer3.jpg,Long Player http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/yep-were-old,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/joewho.jpg,I wonder if I will still be alive 50 years from now when they write this article about Katy Perry http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/in-the-weeds-grapes,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/intheweeds.jpg,In the Weeds http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/how-many-of-your-tax-dollars-go-to-acorn,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-641-200x171.png,SIGH http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/waterproof-lederhosen-invade-munich,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/freakybrombeer-490x171.jpg,Who wears long shorts? http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/new-york-times-examines-summer-of-death,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/summerofdeath.jpg,MINE MINE MINE http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/silvio-berlusconi-wants-to-keep-his-get-out-of-jail-free-card,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/sillyb.jpg,"Yeah, right he'll quit" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/gluttony-with-mary-hk-choi-poore-brothers-salt-vinegar-chips,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/01407611020_450x450_a-200x200.jpg,Nothing's gonna ever keep you down! http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/congressman-wants-more-government-spending-on-transportation-issues,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/brady.jpg,Mad as hell http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/midwestern-state-afraid-to-kill-people,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-561-200x125.jpg,ANIMALS http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/modern-day-rights-activists-pay-tribute-to-their-predecessors,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/freedom_riders-490x351.jpg,This thing MOST DEFINITELY DOES NOT look like that thing http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/the-food-hunters,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/e_coli-200x144.jpg,Doodytime http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/science-discovers-cure-for-colorblindness,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/colorblind-200x194.jpg,It's green to me http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/yeah-were-going-with-a-twitter-joke,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/twit-490x212.jpg,"I know, I know, it's a cheap cheap joke" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/birther-suit-laughed-out-of-court,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/dismissed.jpg,An AOL poll? Okay then! http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/georgia-okeeffe-still-suspect-because-of-her-ladyness,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-26-200x170.jpg,O'KAY http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/thom-browne-is-a-god,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-25-490x219.jpg,ZOMG http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/the-us-giant-fish-not-as-cool-scary,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-241-490x307.jpg,JUICE ME! http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/garden-state-conservatives-wonder-if-barack-obama-is-the-anti-christ,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/new_jersey_devils_1993-200x200.gif,Maybe they're just hockey fans http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/worlds-most-horrible-people-going-out-of-business,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/louisville-200x133.jpg,MONSTERS http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/astro-boy-a-movie-i-will-not-be-seeing-and-ill-watch-any-crap,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-221-200x210.jpg,ASTRO FUG http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/vicious-attack-leaves-hurt-feelings,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/choire-awl-200x150.jpg,Does this man look like a Nazi filmmaker to you? http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/dear-bill-thompson,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-18-200x108.jpg,OH SO YOU ARE BILL THOMPSON! http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/chinese-trade-war-strategy-doomed-by-americas-endless-supply-of-gargantuan-chicken-feet-expert-says,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/chicken-feet-200x134.jpg,chicken feet http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/barack-obama-and-racism-an-annotated-gallery,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/racism-anyway.jpg,racism-anyway http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/in-defense-of-male-femmes,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-17.jpg,FUCKING FAG http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/the-judgments-of-george-w-bush,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/georgeplane.jpg,Don't look down http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/is-the-recession-over-oh-please,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-14-200x133.jpg,GET IT WHILE YOU CAN http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/barack-obama-and-kanye-west,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/jackass-200x146.jpg,Jackass http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/guest-op-ed-hot-gadget-news-by-joey-my-buildings-porter-who-may-or-may-not-have-formerly-been-an-exotic-dancer,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/exoticdancer.jpg,Exotic Dancer http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/on-the-impermanence-of-things,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/stewheidispike-200x132.jpg,People http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/budweiser-somehow-most-appealing-ingredient-in-disgusting-beverage-combination,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ewgross1.jpg,THIS IS FUCKING NASTY http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jody-powell-1943-2009,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/rabbit_original_750x564b-490x368.jpg,"Oh, Jimmy" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/12600,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/29852559-490x623.jpg,Roadrunner/Whatcha gonna do/Roadrunner/Coyote's after you http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/the-awl-voter-guide-for-september-15-2009,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-10-200x148.jpg,"NO, KISS IT" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/drawings-in-a-hurry-with-amy-jean-porter-how-your-sausage-is-made,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/17.jpg,SAUSAGE http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/natasha-vargas-cooper-sells-mad-men-book,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-9-200x200.jpg,ALSO A BOOK! http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/new-york-city-to-try-ban-on-smoking-in-parks-beaches,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-7-200x150.jpg,TASTY http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/horror-chick-sorority-row,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-6-200x148.jpg,HORROR! http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/new-york-magazine-subscription-60-less-valuable-in-under-two-decades,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-5-200x168.jpg,TELL ME I'M THE ONLY ONE http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/jon-corzine-the-comeback,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/barackjon.jpg,He will need that hug http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/our-boy-in-dc-912,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-23-200x261.jpg,FIGURES! http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/the-day-the-clown-cried,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/oldsnakey-490x357.jpg,This snake is deformed http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/harry-smith-latest-pig-virus-victim,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/harry-729087-200x150.jpg,In healthier times. http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-11-490x327.jpg,Holy Bananas http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/on-sunday-everything-could-change,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/drudgesiren.gif,"This could be a game changer, people." http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/austin-gresham-1924-2009,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/gresham-200x143.jpg,Gresham http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/amazing-agricultural-science-wasted-on-wrong-shape,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/image-13701-panov9free-yfhl-200x95.jpg,pear buddha http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/mergesuperchunk-qa,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ournoise.jpg,Our Noise http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/uk-under-siege-from-wave-of-violent-sweets,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/garibaldi-200x131.jpg,"Garibaldi's not on the list, but it looks pretty shifty to me" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/george-w-bush-a-look-back,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/georgeplane.jpg,Don't look down http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/santorum-victim-speaks,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/wofford.jpg,wofford http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/shouty-congressman-enjoys-pretty-good-government-run-health-care-actually,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/joew.jpg,Fine for some http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/terror-anniversary-prompts-outpouring-of-eloquent-expression,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-108-490x220.jpg,SAD SAD http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/long-player-with-d-r-adams-tron-1982-bally-midway,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/longplayer3.jpg,Long Player http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/mondegreen-a-serial-novel-by-jacob-clifton,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-102-200x182.jpg,IS A MONDEGREEN! http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/public-apology-dear-peter-arbour,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/publicapologynew11.jpg,publicapologynew14 http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/understanding-dc-george-washington-is-the-american-christ,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-100.jpg,FUCKING MASONS http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/the-world-according-to-the-times-mag-manhattan-is-its-media,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-99.jpg,I EDIT A MAGAZINE http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/its-a-good-time-to-be-in-the-wizarding-business,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/fantasia-sorcerer-200x139.jpg,Mickey knows where the big money is http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/stars-they-are-hungry-just-like-us-but-they-dont-need-calories-because-how-hard-is-it-to-not-read-some-scripts-all-day,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-98-200x188.jpg,CUPPED http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/why-they-hate-barack-obama,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/shoutywilson-200x197.jpg,You wouldn't understand http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/reality-show-set-was-actually-turkish-prison,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-97-200x196.jpg,SERIES 7! http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/god-bless-you-fran-lebowitz,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-961-200x186.jpg,FRAN CAN! http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/lobbyist-nailing-assemblyman-michael-duvall-ruins-it-for-everyone,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/duvall-200x153.jpg,"""Um, I was lying about banging those chicks. Yeah, lying, that's it!""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/florida-man-accused-of-throwing-galaxies-at-teenagers,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-95.jpg,OH NOES LOOK OUT http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/mark-whicker-sorry-about-that-whole-while-you-were-raped-thing,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/whickereman1.jpg,This guy http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/rob-miller-for-congress-or-why-not-yell-at-the-president,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-93-200x101.jpg,JOE WILSON http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/social-as-how-do-i-deal-with-these-crazy-racists,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/socialasnew.jpg,SOCIAL A'S http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/of-dogs-and-laughter,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/14646094.jpg,To the dogs http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/fashions-boring,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/dress-form-1-200x275.jpg,zzzzz http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/a-sports-column-unlike-any-other,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/whickereman.jpg,"Is this ""art""?" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/mike-bongiorno-1924-2009,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bongiorno.jpg,"Oh, Umberto, you clever semioticizing bastard" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/dc-and-warner-bros-strike-back-with-restructuring,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-22-200x155.jpg,notmarvel http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/gluttony-with-mary-hk-choi-pocky-mens,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/pocky11-200x368.jpg,BigStickPocky http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/breaking-news-alert-man-attends-company-event,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/jobs.jpg,Steve! Steve Jobs! http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/britons-change-name-of-comical-dessert,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/spotted-200x153.jpg,"Also known as ""syph dong""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/real-america-the-great-minnesota-get-together,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mnmanurepit.jpg,STEP RIGHT UP http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/samsung-cell-phones-will-kill-you-least-fast,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/no-cell-phone2-200x200.gif,Cancer Burner http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/texas-school-district-not-worried-about-certain-kinds-of-indoctrination,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bushprez-200x165.jpg,"""Look into mah squinty eyes""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/this-month-at-shake-shack-custard-vomit-flavors,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/shakeshack.jpg,ARE YOU F'ING KIDDING ME? http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/berlusconi-now-with-extra-fights-and-hookers,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/silvberlu-200x164.jpg,"Everything's fine, says Sil" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/sarah-palin-still-going-on-about-the-death-panels,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/oalinpnel.jpg,Against misinterpretation http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/brooklyns-bernie-madoff-slightly-more-downmarket-than-manhattan-analogue,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/madoffbe.jpg,Less porny http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/that-vulture-sam-zell-hits-new-york,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-88-200x153.jpg,ZELLLLLL http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/no-more-75-person-chartered-plane-fashion-shoots-at-w,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-871-490x246.jpg,NOOOO NOT W!!! http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/how-to-maureen-dowd,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/dowd-ts-190.jpg,"Mo, doh!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/sarkozy-stands-up-for-the-little-guy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/nicolas-sarkozy-finance-prego-200x272.jpg,"""No, you need to slouch a little more.""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/the-moving-finger-lies-and-having-lied-moves-on,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/palmermethod-200x168.gif,I call bullshit. http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/foreign-death-panels-undercaffeineated,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/notaknife-200x142.jpg,"""That's not a thermometer!""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/poor-monica-hesse-is-also-a-failed-lesbian,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-86-200x166.jpg,MONICA HESSE IN 2006 JUST POST LESBIANISM I GUESS? http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/racist-babies,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/newsweekcoverbabyracist.jpg,This baby drinks milk because it's WHITE http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/silvio-berlusconi-denials-affirmations-and-the-asking-for-it-defense,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/noemiandsil-200x113.jpg,Her heart belongs to him http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/recent-history-charles-saatchi-rudy-giuliani-and-the-brooklyn-museum,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-85-489x319.jpg,SOME DUNG http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/two-weeks-out-the-haus-of-gaga-genesis-p-orridge-hamlet-destroyer,http://publicschoolintelligentsia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/madge1.jpg,hayyy http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/arab-world-gets-a-madoff-of-its-own,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/berniem-200x125.jpg,You are not alone http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/barack-obamas-back-to-school-speech,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bho-200x272.jpg,I will follow. http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/mary-heilmann-hep-cat,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-841-490x375.jpg,HEP CAT http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/reasons-not-to-move-to-dc-are-also-reasons-to-move-to-dc,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-83-200x237.jpg,THE OTHER MICHAEL STEEL http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/old-hack-can-still-hack,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-821.jpg,PETER W. http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/keith-waterhouse-1929-2009,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/waterhouse-200x125.jpg,Keith Waterhouse http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/drawings-in-a-hurry-with-amy-jean-porter-letter-from-a-late-summer-lake-house,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/5.jpg,DONUTS http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/managed-expectations-the-bitter-end-the-final-chapter,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/managedexpectationsnew.jpg,Managed Expectations http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/our-boy-in-dc-pet-shop-boys-at-constitution-hall,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/4.jpg,SHOP SHOP SHOP http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/noise-annoys,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/michaelgor1-200x200.jpg,Original version http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/killer-thighs,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/thighs-200x292.jpg,Marked for death http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/michael-kinsley-finally-catches-up-to-renata-adler,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-81-200x121.jpg,DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/nearly-1-out-of-6-american-workers-now-not-working,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/torch-mob-200x170.jpg,LET'S ROLL http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/long-player-with-d-r-adams-gravitar-and-excuses,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/longplayer3.jpg,"Long Player, MOTHERFUCKER" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/very-recent-history-the-french-dip,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-72-490x335.jpg,Kerry Obama http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/and-thats-when-i-clicked-close-tab-self-explanatory-edition,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/pattyb.gif,pattyb http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/surprisingly-high-percentage-of-staffers-at-leading-science-journal-hopelessly-depressed,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/0-200x150.jpg,thomas dolby http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/is-the-iphone-the-hummer-of-cellphones,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-69-200x163.jpg,HUMMSIES! http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/in-the-weeds-zinnia-profusion-or-when-we-start-thinking-about-the-death-of-flowers,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/intheweeds.jpg,In the Weeds http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/real-life-trainspotting-incident-rocks-britain,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/192798103-girl-laughs-festival-loo-handbag-ordeal-200x120.jpg,Poo purse http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/chris-brown-on-larry-king-what-you-may-have-missed,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/large_chris-brown-bowtie-larry-king-200x132.jpg,That tie bites http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/thousand-jokes-finally-has-its-day-of-cannibalistic-infamy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-59-200x125.jpg,THOUSAND OAKS IS HELL http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/the-wal-mart-fat-people-mockers-speak,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-58.jpg,LUKE WHERRY http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/introducing-to-great-relief-the-ladybag,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/image-10167-panov9free-pynx-200x96.jpg,image-10167-panov9free-pynx http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/new-japanese-first-lady-well-traveled,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/miyuki_pixel_size_3_608723a-200x96.jpg,The Hatoyamas http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/levi-johnstons-sarah-palin-article-simplified,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/levi-johnston-0910-200x136.jpg,Simplified for easy reading! http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/where-are-the-wild-things-at-magical-story-about-magical-movie-making-totally-picks-narrative,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-56.jpg,PRODUCERS ANYONE? http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/god-wanted-mark-sanford-to-be-governor-bang-argentinian-broads,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-106-200x212.jpg,"What God wants, God gets" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/sarah-palin-invited-to-boost-intelligence-of-state-senate,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/palinspeak-200x127.jpg,She'll talk to ya! http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/ben-stein-unfettered-crazed-racist-rich-loon-i-guess,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-311-200x156.jpg,BENS STEINS http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/pictures-midtown-full-of-pole-dancers,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-51-490x388.jpg,POLE DANCER http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/bloombergs-rich-friends-and-his-silence-on-affordable-housing,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bloomberg-and-the-eagle-200x139.jpg,CAW! http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/scientists-discover-next-hipster-band-name,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mutantismutandis.jpg,"Oooh, I wanna be Wolverine!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/if-you-see-something-be-a-douche-the-joey-lepore-george-washington-bridge-napping-security-guard-story,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-48-200x177.jpg,"JOEY, DON'T BE A HERO" http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/eliot-spitzers-trial-balloon-is-just-stupid-or-maybe-fake,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-47-200x155.jpg,Spitzy http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/monkeys-chill-out-to-metallica,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/lightninggggg-200x200.jpg,Soothe The Monkeys http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/psa-rainn-benefit-in-dc,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-46-200x103.jpg,TERRRRRY JESUS http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/gluttony-with-mary-hk-choi-strawberried-peanut-butter-mms,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mms_transformer_packaging2-200x107.jpg,THESE http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/weedheads-devastated-about-weedhead-icon-shilling-for-the-hut,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/pan_pizza-200x176.jpg,pizza the hut http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/garrido-peres-pay-to-play-media-jaycee-lee-ploy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-45.jpg,HEY THEY GOT HER FINALLY http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/craigslists-most-notable-male-slaves-of-august,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-44-200x148.jpg,OH BOY http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/the-bookmobile-how-to-get-free-vet-care-from-secrets-of-a-stingy-scoundrel-by-phil-villarreal,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-43-200x275.jpg,STINGY SCOUNDREL http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/iconic-i-d-magazine-cover-all-black-models-all-in-black-maybe-to-where-we-cant-tell-them-apart,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-42-490x387.jpg,PYT http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/when-everyone-cashes-in-at-once,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-41.jpg,LOL MARKETS http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/horror-chick-the-final-destination-blows-only-as-much-as-you%e2%80%99d-expect-it-to,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/finaldestination.jpg,Final Box Office http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/oh-hay-what-a-wonderful-success-tarp-was,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/128850919756913208-200x133.jpg,TARP http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/cancer-hates-lonely-people,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/skull-and-crossbones-200x198.jpg,skull-and-crossbones http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/britain-seventy-years-on,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ww2-evacuation-200x150.jpg,Evacuees http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/they-are-pissing-all-over-paris,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/duchampfountaincol-200x190.jpg,Not needed http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/are-fashion-magazines-especially-sadface-at-the-newsstand,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-310-200x265.jpg,picture-310 http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/italy-the-intellectuals-against-the-showgirls,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/001_berlusconi-veline-200x251.jpg,Among the veline http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/mahinda-rajapaksa-then-and-now,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mahinda-200x240.jpg,Mahinda http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/footnotes-of-mad-men-the-conquest-of-decor,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/madmenfootnotes.jpg,The Footnotes of 'Mad Men' http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/sugar-and-spice-makes-everything-gross-as-hell,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/pounds-480.jpg,"This is why you're -- oh, whatever." http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/help-me-prevaricate-with-my-physician,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/doctor-200x200.jpg,(c) Internet http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/british-golf-threatened-by-nubility,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/eyecandy-188x183.jpg,(c) Internet http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/a-haiku-fanfic,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/underwood5small-200x194.jpg,underwood5small http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/swine-flu-the-repanicking,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pig1-200x139.jpg,They think they're people! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/big-magazine-newsstand-sales-not-pretty,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/6a00d834523b7169e200e551fda3198834-800wi-200x258.jpg,"People love their ""Real Simple""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/marvel-and-nyquil-everything-is-bad-go-to-sleep,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-215-200x194.jpg,picture-215 http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/shocklingly-publishing-industry-not-immune-to-poor-economy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bbuilding-200x266.jpg,Here is a photo of the Bertelsmann Building in New York City. This photo is intended to make the company discussed in this post seem less abstract to the casual reader. http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/new-ghostface-killah-album-cover-is-totally-killah,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ghost_-200x200.jpg,ghost album cover http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/more-evidence-of-nasa-moon-landing-hoax,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/images17.jpeg,wooden nickel http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/was-definitely-maybe-oasis-clause-iv,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cocaineatno10-200x124.jpg,Champagne superetc. http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/how-the-surveillance-society-got-the-craigslist-killer,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-302-200x203.jpg,I WOULD HAVE TOTALLY DONE HIM http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/wikipedia-citation-needed-only-sorta,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/18024.jpg,Highlighter http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/old-book-gets-fresh-vampirey-makeover,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/intheheights.jpg,Up next: Lady Chatterly http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/roger-ebert-are-you-in-good-company,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-283.jpg,Lohan http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/terrible-recession-brings-tonsorial-horror,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/70sfolk-200x171.jpg,The kids of today should defend themselves against this http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/sarah-palin-signs-on-will-talk-for-money,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/palinspeak-200x127.jpg,She'll talk to ya! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/safety-feature-inspires-disgust,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/countdownsignal.jpg,"Just run across like the rest of us, okay?" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/un-american-socialized-health-care-plan-pretty-popular-with-vets,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/va.jpg,"Like Cuba, but for vets" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-new-hr-stupidity-the-lay-off-and-reapply,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-271-200x165.jpg,HR WILL SEE YOU NOW http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-correct-ratio-of-the-income-of-the-new-yorker-reader-to-the-national-debt,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/graphicalrepresentation.jpg,1/493rd http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/new-york-city-now-totally-vulnerable-to-imaginary-attack,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-261-200x158.jpg,OUR FRIENDS http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/did-you-read-it-or-are-you-selfish,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-251-200x158.jpg,MOODY PHOTOGRAPH DEPICTING GRAVITAS http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/say-hello-to-my-friend-danny,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-233.jpg,DANNY IS COMING http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/coroner-rules-michael-jackson-still-dead,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/mjd.gif,"""Yep, he's dead alright""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/grossest-story-ever,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ip0112_butter_balls2_lg-200x150.jpg,Fried butter balls are disgusting even if they AREN'T made from doody http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/is-silvio-berlusconi-actually-in-trouble,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ohsoli.jpg,Worried? http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/lev-grossman-i-think-i-have-feelings-for-you,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-224-200x100.jpg,LEVITY http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/cnn-claims-billionaire-no-superman,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-214-490x130.jpg,REALLY? http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/managed-expectations-part-13-of-14-ambivalence-at-the-milk-bar,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/managedexpectationsnew.jpg,Managed Expectations http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/my-summer-of-death,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/arisesfromhertomb.jpg,NO! MINE! MINE MINE MINE! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/dont-use-dead-kennedys-to-pass-legislation-say-compassionate-conservatives,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/lbjletuscontinue-200x147.jpg,Inappropriate politicizer http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/lady-with-ulterior-motives-meets-married-men-who-want-something-simpler,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-194-200x67.jpg,EEP http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/elderly-comforted-by-warming-glow-of-television,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/oldtimeytv-200x250.jpg,What the series of tubes used to be http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/insert-new-techonology-here-is-destroying-insert-generation-younger-than-your-own,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/textteens-200x132.jpg,But what are they really saying? http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/you-love-dave-eggers-sooooo-much,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-184-490x121.jpg,WHERE THE WILD THINGS CAN BE BOUGHT http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/whats-wrong-with-people-of-wal-mart,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-174-200x128.jpg,A WEBSITE HAS A LOGO http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/wwii-not-so-similar-to-plot-of-popular-movie-claims-historian,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-156-200x220.jpg,I WOULD TOTALLY BUY THIS BOOK http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-shadow-editors-hands-off-that-rumpus-dave-eggers,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/newshadoweditors.jpg,The Shadow Editorses http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/our-man-in-dc-the-nation-views-taking-woodstock,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/taking_woodstock-490x249.jpg,Hippies http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-problem-with-minor-social-movements-michael-pollan-edition,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/every-time-you-eat-meat-tshirt-200x239.gif,MEAT IS MURDER-PLEASURE http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/are-risky-teens-really-just-horny-little-adults,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/kids-200x295.jpg,What's the matter with them today? http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/republican-lies-almost-too-numerous-to-keep-track-of,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/liberalmedia.gif,"From the people who brought you ""death panels""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/blackberry-loves-stupid-u2-song-so-much-theyre-going-to-play-it-for-us-again-and-again-and-again,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/images-31.jpeg,bono http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/rudy-giuliani-is-good-for-everybody,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/patcuo-200x150.jpg,There can be only one http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/a-now-distant-friendship-results-in-a-device-for-sale,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-145-200x127.jpg,CHUCK IRL http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/mark-penn-not-fired,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-53-200x207.jpg,MARK PENN TO BE FIRED LATER TODAY http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/terrible-movie-inspires-wonderful-critique,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/666-1-200x337.jpg,"Okay, so it's not an EXACT match" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/a-stock-market-miracle-citi-to-actually-maybe-hit-5,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-125-200x189.jpg,YES C CAN! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/long-player-with-d-r-adams-gorf-the-end-of-the-world-and-the-legacy-of-danzig,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/longplayer3.jpg,"Long Player, MOTHERFUCKER" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/joyce-carol-oates-on-ted-kennedy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/the-other-black-water.jpg,The other Black Water http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/fat-averse-cintra-wilson-is-back,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-115-200x143.jpg,THE UGLY MANNEQUIN IS FAT http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/david-paterson-a-clarification,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/paterson-200x283.jpg,Paterson http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/understanding-the-press-event-nick-jonas-is-against-diabetes,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-85-490x307.jpg,FANS http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/dominick-dunne-dead-at-83,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-74-200x116.jpg,DOMINICK DUNNE http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/frank-bruni-there-are-a-lot-of-reviews-i-would-write-differently,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-65-200x153.jpg,BRUNI http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-mark-penn-getting-fired-watch-were-waiting,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-53-200x207.jpg,MARK PENN TO BE FIRED LATER TODAY http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/on-leonard-cohen,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/leonardcohen-200x171.jpg,Hats off http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/town-halls-confused-angry-people-say-no-to-not-giving-health-care-to-immigrants,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-45.jpg,"PHOTOSHOP THIS, DEATH PANELERS" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/public-apology-dear-visiting-music-history-professor,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/publicapologynew11.jpg,publicapology http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-medieval-style-hay-bed-vacation-vogue,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-232-200x162.jpg,The More Things Change http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/sarah-palin-has-a-show-she-thinks-youd-really-love,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/appalin-200x137.jpg,Beck and call http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/danish-paper-scores-with-headline-drug-addict-orgy-of-violence,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/142224__texas_chainsaw_l-200x150.jpg,chainsaw http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/day-of-the-locust-at-70,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-223-200x238.jpg,WEST http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/yoga-studios-escape-watchful-eye-of-the-state-now-free-to-hurt-people-randomly,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-213-200x200.jpg,NOW DO THIS http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/drawings-in-a-hurry-by-amy-jean-porter-bacon-in-my-recent-life,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/1.jpg,Deadwood http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/gm-mark-of-excellence-now-symbol-of-shame,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/images-13.jpeg,GM http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/hopscotch-pops-up-everywhere-this-week,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-183-200x121.jpg,HOP IT http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/did-a-marthas-vineyard-bookstore-send-the-president-shameful-books,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/images15.jpeg,lady chatterly's http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/broke-california-searching-for-change-in-couch-cushions-before-it-sells-couch,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/caltaurs-200x136.jpg,Bid now! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/cockney-atm-renders-additional-jokes-superfluous,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cockneydvd-200x201.jpg,A cockney gentleman http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/this-is-a-perfectly-safe-jessica-biel-link-to-click-on-web-searcher,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/jbiel-200x124.jpg,"Like an idiot, the first thing I did was go and search for an image" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/books-no-jacket-required,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/212x600booksmanualhardrev-200x318.jpg,"Haven't finished it, but really good so far" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/a-friendly-chat-molly-mcaleer-on-blogging-auditioning-videoing-making-it-and-networking-in-los-angeles,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/afriendlychatnew.jpg,A Friendly Chat http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/bob-dylan-will-tell-you-where-to-go,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/92834_bob-dylan-in-a-car-200x266.jpg,Tight Connection To My Car (Has Anybody Seen My Glove Compartment?) http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/medical-notes-from-all-over,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/club-711-west-490x587.jpg,Doctor's ad http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/cheney-reminds-you-that-obama-wants-you-blown-up,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cheney.jpg,Dick http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/how-the-right-organizes-we-the-people-are-going-to-fight-this-health-care-from-hell-tooth-and-nail,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-134-490x259.jpg,FAX DC SOME CRAZY http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/ben-bernanke-will-have-another-four-years-to-cope-with-massive-deficits,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/obamaben-200x133.jpg,"""Eh, whatver, it's just numbers, right?""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-hot-new-mary-gaitskill-game-sweeping-the-country,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-124-200x111.jpg,CATS http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-iranian-dissident-fitness-program,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/abtahi.jpg,"Abtahi, before and after" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/in-the-weeds-the-english-elm-of-washington-heights-or-the-trees-of-manhattan-island-are-gradually-following-the-fate-of-the-red-men,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/intheweeds.jpg,In the Weeds http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/michael-jackson-still-dead-odd,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-29-200x142.jpg,PROPOFOL http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/james-carville-can-barely-give-book-away,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/carville_book.jpg,carville_book http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/breaking-my-torture-investigation-is-concluded,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-282.jpg,UM TORTURE? http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/guys-who-smoke-pot-get-off-quickly-or-not-at-all,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/0023ae5d932f0b3ea8da01-200x210.gif,The need for weed = speed http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/flicked-off-two-things-not-to-get-wrong-about-inglourious-basterds,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-26-490x389.jpg,ART FILM http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/obama-to-ruin-911-with-focus-on-community-change,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/9-11neverforget-200x150.jpg,Always too soon http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/urban-architects-drool-over-killer-green-hydro,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/futuristic-skyscraper-200x222.jpg,futuristic-skyscraper http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/silvio-berlusconis-sex-addict-rehab,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/larsil.jpg,In happier times http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/will-stabby-britons-lose-their-pint-privileges,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/beerglass-200x200.jpg,"That's not a knife, unless you're British" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/killer-jews-are-killer-box-office,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/a70-6522-200x305.jpg,But for the Jews http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-footnotes-of-mad-men-episode-302-with-ada-louise-huxtable-patio-diet-pepsi-and-yetta-wallenda,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/madmenfootnotes.jpg,The Footnotes of 'Mad Men' http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/targeting-sarah-palins-facebook-lies,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/palinad.jpg,"Sure, she seems like a really good listener" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/jesus-who-wrote-maureen-dowds-sunday-column,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-133.jpg,WIN ON TOUR http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/our-rockingest-remixingest-wishes-for-your-weekend,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-123-200x164.png,DON'T DO THIS AT HOME http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/managed-expectations-part-12-of-14-a-potentially-bad-decision,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/managedexpectationsnew.jpg,Managed Expectations http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-uber-rich-lose-all-perspective-mike-bloomberg-edition,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bloomberg-and-the-eagle-200x139.jpg,CAW! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-return-of-sea-monkeys,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/seamonkey-200x168.jpg,This is not actually what they look like http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/marc-jacobs-to-be-boring-for-blenders,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-114-200x183.jpg,MARC AND FRIEND http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/wagner-experts-are-an-obsessive-bunch,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/wagner_370-200x216.jpg,"Liked pink panties, was less fond of Jews" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/are-you-and-goldman-sachs-kidding-me-charlie-gasparino,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-96-200x141.jpg,SOMEBODY'S WATCHING YOU http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/new-york-times-hiring-freeze-unfrozen-for-single-sulzberger,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-102-200x151.jpg,DYNASTY http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-super-rich-are-out-the-uber-rich-are-in,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-92-200x195.jpg,ONCE RICH http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-last-of-the-hot-summer-town-halls-how-weve-all-been-fooled-by-the-health-care-debate,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/confrontingdorgam.jpg,Confronting Dorgan http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/tales-from-the-cocaine-bar,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bar-200x150.jpg,"When I saw the words at first I thought it was this kind of bar, which would also be cool" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-next-round-of-taibbi-mania-begins-now,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-72-200x142.jpg,TAIBB'SES http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/contextual-ads-sometimes-go-awry,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/f.jpg,"You know what sucks? August sucks. Seriously, it is driving me crazy. I'm gonna go blog from a bar, it makes things ever so much more tolerable. " http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/man-uses-word-frequently-incorrectly,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/gibby-200x182.jpg,Duly denoted http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/gaylene-reier-american-hero,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-63-200x333.jpg,Gaylene Reier! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/plaxico-burress-pleads-guilty,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/plaxico-burress-superbowl-championship-200x136.jpg,Not just happy to see them http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/cnn-poll-from-whence-comes-the-phrase-death-panels,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-51-490x235.jpg,picture-51 http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/just-dont-ever-go-see-a-doctor,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-43-200x188.jpg,DOCTOR http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/how-race-is-lived-in-america,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/do_the_right_thing-200x297.jpg,I fought the power by buying the Criterion Collection DVD! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/eat-pray-buy-some-trinkets,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-38-200x175.jpg,INDONESIA!!! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/why-would-anyone-buy-annie-leibovitz-now,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-25-200x180.jpg,OH ANNIE http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/mr-wrong-coffee-talk,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/mrwrongnew.jpg,MR. WRONG! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/what-does-warren-buffett-want,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/wheelbarrow-mutilated-728910-489x386.jpg,WARREN BUFFETT NEXT YEAR http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/larouche-and-the-right,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/220px-lyndon_larouche-200x171.jpg,Citizen organizer http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/brittany-battles-algae,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/images9.jpeg,brittany algae http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-top-three-nyc-wonks-its-lonely-at-the-top,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/fmkwolfson.jpg,FMK http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/germany-looks-at-us-marvels-at-poor-health-and-stupidity,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/images8.jpeg,uncle sam health care http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-market-crash-blowback-lag-even-tishman-speyer-has-problems,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/16engell-190.jpg,"Mmm, Rob Speyer (and BRIDE)" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/dna-dangers,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/dna_500-200x130.jpg,"Mmm, swirly" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/revisiting-partition,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/indian_partition-200x136.jpg,During Partition http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/my-snoring-is-going-to-kill-me,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/snoring-200x272.jpg,"Me, in repose" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-death-of-the-public-option-the-sloppy-white-house-healthcare-briefing,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-193-200x208.jpg,GIBBSES http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/harvard-professor-a-black-guy-told-me-it-was-okay,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/felixhead-200x207.gif,Not black http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/happy-19th-amendment-day-or-we-have-always-had-birthers,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-182-200x212.jpg,WARM SUFFRAGETTE http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/twenty-year-anniversary-of-fbi-fing-itself,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/nwavvoice96_3-200x252.jpg,nwavvoice96_3 http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/giant-fish-was-not-murdered-taxidermist,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bensonalive-200x107.jpg,"""Her lips were full, sultry or sulking, her expression unblinking""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-weinsteins-david-segal-and-some-sharon-waxmanfreude,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/24-65-f-american397.jpg,"MMM, MUSTARD!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/among-the-believers,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bushknew.jpg,Liberal claptrap http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/there-are-good-things-about-this-modern-age,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-163-490x216.jpg,Race to Snitch Mountain http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/hacker-shatters-own-record-in-crowded-field-of-identity-theft,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ob-eg532_hacker_d_20090817185214-200x132.jpg,This guy http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/shut-up-about-mad-men-already,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/616x600timeintv2rev-200x181.jpg,Who's my daddy? http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-rise-and-fall-and-further-fall-of-dubai,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-153.jpg,FUTURE SITE OF NEW DUBAI http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-cinema-de-lux-island-16-in-holtsville-new-york,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/island16.jpg,Island 16 http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/andy-ward-i-love-you,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-91-200x247.jpg,JIM NELSON IS VERY SAD! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/heartland-brewery-soon-to-be-classiest-restaurant-on-union-square,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/unionsquare-200x141.jpg,"""Nah, let's go somewhere I can get deep fried greenbeans.""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/how-to-survive-the-coming-zombie-menace,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/livingdead-200x150.jpg,"One of you guys do me a favor and ask Johnny for the car keys, will ya?" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/mike-bloomberg-the-richest-man-in-new-york-city,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bloomberg-and-the-eagle-200x139.jpg,CAW! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-spaser-will-not-save-us-from-99942-apophis,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/news2009823-200x102.jpg,spaser http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/rich-people-still-paying-to-keep-their-fancy-boats-in-good-shape,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/yacht.jpg,Needs some tinkering http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/guest-op-ed-by-sarah-palin-unemployed-alaskan,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-83.jpg,SARAH PALIN http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/on-tap-fiji-water,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/fiji_water_1-200x314.jpg,It IS a pretty cool bottle http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/what-was-bob-dylan-looking-for-when-he-got-arrested-in-new-jersey,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/artwork_images_424079904_455506_ken-regan-200x134.jpg,dylan and springsteen http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-los-angeles-field-hospital-at-the-forum,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-113-490x309.jpg,The Dental Floor http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/how-a-c-word-becomes-a-c-word,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cokkiec-200x200.jpg,Good enough for me http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/oh-the-weinsteins-in-their-act-iv,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-371-200x202.jpg,COMING TO STAB YOU http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/new-anne-carson,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-362-200x149.jpg,LADY OF THE MOUNTAINS http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/and-thats-when-i-clicked-close-tab-david-denby-on-inglourious-basterds%e2%80%9d,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-351-200x170.jpg,INSENSITIVE! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/public-apology-dear-guy-in-a-brown-corduroy-jacket,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/publicapologynew1.jpg,publicapologynew1 http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/stop-giving-crazies-ideas-lefties,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/whatafuckingmoron-490x270.jpg,Great idea! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/strippers-have-diverse-opinions-on-barack-obamas-presidency,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/strippers-for-obama-008-200x150.jpg,It was indeed the first result on Google Image Search. Why do you ask? http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-pride-part-6-whos-done-whom,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thepridenew.jpg,The Pride http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/slow-news-day,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/3045195169.jpg,Not forgotten http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/managed-expectations-part-11-of-14-a-trip-to-little-california,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/managedexpectationsnew.jpg,Managed Expectations http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/anthony-weiner-no-substitute-for-chicken-marsala,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/anthony_weiner-200x160.jpg,I'd rather face the death panel http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/desi-talk-probably-new-yorks-greatest-newspaper,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-34.jpg,DESI TALK! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/if-you-can-remember-woodstock-you-are-probably-taking-statins-now,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/woodtick-200x81.jpg,The part where Pete Townshend kicked Abbie Hoffman in the ass was pretty cool http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/bill-wasik-i-bought-your-book,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-331-200x179.jpg,FLASH THAT MOB http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/whats-out-there-anger-and-lies,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bmc-200x185.jpg,This woman could have been New York's governor http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-great-fat-freakout,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-32-490x448.jpg,OKAY http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/and-thats-when-i-clicked-close-tab-arguments-in-favor-of-the-ivy-league-edition,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/plagiarismo4do-490x367.jpg,"Seriously, if you enjoy 'Family Guy' they should tie your nuts to the back of a tractor-trailer and drag you all the way down 7th Avenue" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/dying-liberal-newspaper-also-wants-to-kill-elderly,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-312-200x113.jpg,DEATH PANEL DOME http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/guest-op-ed-by-walt-fruttinger-applebees-franchisee,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-301-200x197.jpg,Walt Fruttinger http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-shadow-editors-five-ways-ben-affleck-interviews-nicholas-kristof-and-sheryl-wudunn,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/newshadoweditors.jpg,The Shadow Editorses http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/district-9-98-on-rotten-tomatoes,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-281-490x170.jpg,TOMATO METER http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/fat-food-makes-you-fat-and-stupid,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/goodbye-milk-hello-oreo-cream-dip-7257-1250177339-6-200x148.jpg,I forget what this is. http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/terror-comedy-closer-to-completion,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/four-lions-image-1-570x164-200x57.jpg,Boilerhouse http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/editor-quote-machines-aaron-hicklin-v-dan-peres,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hicklinperes-200x106.jpg,HICKLIN AND PERES http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/shed-a-final-tear-for-our-departed-piscine-venus,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bensonalive-200x107.jpg,"""Her lips were full, sultry or sulking, her expression unblinking""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/a-primer-for-the-coastal-elite-what-do-the-tea-party-folks-want,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/crushtheleft.jpg,Crush the Left http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/uk-unites-against-nhs-bashers-at-least-on-twitter,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/f9ce60e9-9502-4fa4-a8c4-6e8852e2252d-200x133.jpg,NHS beneficiary http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/did-nj-gov-candidate-launch-probe-to-save-his-career,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/chris_christie-200x150.jpg,"Full of integrity, sausage" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/rip-rashied-ali-coltranes-free-jazz-rhythmic-conspirator,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/difficultlistening.jpg,Difficult Listening Hour http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/anger-in-church-and-state,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/drudgesuck-490x131.jpg,So emotional http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-kids-today-lawrence-hayward-edition,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-241-200x194.jpg,OH LAWRENCE http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/politico-blows-the-lid-off-of-chattergate,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/barack_obama_talk-200x150.jpg,Don't mention the war http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/sarah-palin-strikes-back,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/psar-200x300.jpg,She knows what she's talking about http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/in-the-weeds-the-august-slump,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/intheweeds.jpg,In the Weeds http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/john-hamm-is-ruining-it-for-the-rest-of-us,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/616x600timeintv2rev-200x181.jpg,"Yes, I know, he is a FINE LOOKING MAN" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/faces-of-dissent-summer-2009,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/dnc.jpg,"Hahaha, see what he did there?" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/our-mysterious-chief-information-officer-vivek-kundra,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-112-200x208.jpg,Hot Information http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/flicked-off-district-9-is-really-really-great,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-101-200x121.jpg,DISTRICT 9 http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/happy-birthday-lawrence,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/lawrencedoc1-200x128.jpg,I want to go there http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/david-mamet-will-not-turn-anne-frank-into-a-sweary-con-artist,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/art_tw_mamet1_111006-200x304.jpg,"Seriously, the guy is like Joe Jew or something" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/america-teaches-britain-to-love-the-nhs,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bevan-200x117.jpg,Google Nye Bevan if you're really interested http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/local-currency-is-selfish-plan-to-ruin-america,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-62-490x439.jpg,The Plenty http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/new-perez-site-jezebel-for-tween-consumer-dimwits,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-82-490x453.jpg,WTF http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/rick-santorum-wins-race-to-iowa,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-42-200x126.jpg,"HE'S A BABY, GET IT?" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/this-twitter-account-is-the-end-of-the-internet,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-24-200x99.jpg,YUP http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-importance-of-being-iceland,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-110-200x176.jpg,HI-LEEN! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/barack-obamas-health-care-event-a-low-key-heckle-free-affair,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/obamatownhall.gif,They let him be perfectly clear http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/gay-marriage-trouble-what-do-you-call-your-old-name,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/slavery-200x215.jpg,Slave 4 U http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/maybe-theres-just-something-intrinsically-corrupting-about-the-waterfront,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bottomoftheharbor.jpg,On it http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/church-in-crisis-employes-fewer-landscapers,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-37-200x223.jpg,BENT TREE BIBLE LAWN WHAT http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/mtv-v-landlord-v-media-in-times-square,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-36-200x198.jpg,MT WHATEVS http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/science-digest-brown-fat-insults-and-oral-cancer,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/science.gif,A noted scientist http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/very-false-analogies-hank-paulson-goldman-sachs-edition,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-35-490x285.jpg,MMM HMM http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-nanostory-and-the-healthcare-propaganda-war,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/total_information_awareness-200x200.gif,"TOTAL, BITCHES" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/latest-tech-ticket-resolved,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/awlface.jpg,"It should look like this. Also, ooh, meta!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/desperate-conservatives-look-left-to-shut-down-health-care-debate,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/protesters-200x150.jpg,The Alinsky way http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/paula-abdul-what-will-we-do-now,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-33-200x242.jpg,Hey Hey... um HAY? http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/real-america-midget-wrestling-at-borrowed-bucks-roadhouse,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/realamerica.jpg,Real America Y'all! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/white-people-horrified-about-extremely-minor-westchester-integration,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/miscegenation-200x257.jpg,HERE WE GO AGAIN http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/cartoon-censored-for-wrong-reason,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/tank.gif,"Ow, my sides!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/subscription-cards-arent-going-anywhere,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/magcards-200x135.gif,http://www.cartoonbank.com/item/27986 http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-anomalocaris-is-wrong,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/anomalocaris04-200x150.jpg,anomalocaris http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/ben-stein-is-sad,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-311-200x156.jpg,BENS STEINS http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/sarah-palins-death-panels,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/sarah-palin-1-200x298.jpg,I'll take my chances on the wall of death http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/flicked-off-gi-joe,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-30-200x183.jpg,SIENNA MILLER I DON'T KNOW http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/jimmy-bedford-1940-2009,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bedford-200x223.jpg,The spirits watched over him http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/photographs-of-men-at-their-manliest,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-28-490x112.jpg,MENS http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/silvio-berlusconis-women-a-series-of-slideshows,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/berlusconi-0909-ps02a-200x137.jpg,Looks familiar http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/wal-mart-is-coming-to-new-york-city,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/walmart-200x145.jpg,Wal Mart Murders Communities http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/harry-potter-and-the-infinite-bucket-of-money,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/potterfilms.jpg,HOLY HARRY http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/free-content-is-destroying-everything-except-articles-about-destructive-free-content,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cole-d-destruction-200x121.jpg,It's tough all over http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/luxury-retailer-on-madison-expanding-massively-instead-of-shuttering,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hermes.jpg,"No seriously, this is what's on the corner" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/new-york-city-real-estate-uglier-than-ever,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/apartment.jpg,"Mmm, loft!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/david-monson-is-upbeat-well-dressed,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/unemployment-200x136.jpg,Not David Monson http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/managed-expectations-part-10-of-14-the-moon-cycle,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/managedexpectationsnew.jpg,Managed Expectations http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/writing-sucks-if-youre-said-sayrafiezadeh,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-221-200x138.jpg,Oh hi there http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/london-cabbies-least-favorite-photograph-turns-40,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-211.jpg,Why don't you do each other in the road? http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/economy-turning-corner-as-only-quarter-of-a-million-jobs-lost,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/stockm.gif,Nothin' but blue skies and green shoots ahead http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/republicans-and-the-town-hall-strategy-political-terrorists,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-202-200x141.jpg,OH FUN http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-rape-of-africa-coming-to-la,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-191.jpg,Oh hi baby http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-bruce-campbell-watch-is-back-to-raise-awareness-of-bruce-campbell,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/aod-200x150.jpg,I watched Bruce Campbell in this http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/gegenstandswortgemachenheitlich-two-words-need-enwordening,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gegennew.jpg,COMPOUND NOUN! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-argument-against-american-sex-laws,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/currentcover160.jpg,Economist http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/in-the-weeds-veronica-repens-%e2%80%98sunshine%e2%80%99-golden-creeping-speedwell,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/intheweeds.jpg,In the Weeds http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/sam-sifton-enjoys-tacos,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/siftonspeaks.jpg,"Dude, who doesn't?" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-truth-about-the-stock-market,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-121-200x92.jpg,YES http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/how-bloomberg-city-hall-ops-work,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-111-490x444.jpg,Bloombergania http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/what-cant-bill-clinton-these-days,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-10-200x152.jpg,HAYYY http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/birds-getting-craftier,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bc304f65-0cf9-48b5-bb0c-d4fcd281bc03-200x146.jpg,He did indeed get the worm http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/twitter-attack-stifles-expression,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/paulatweet-490x233.gif,No shit. http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-great-lies-of-new-york-citys-affordable-housing,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bloomberg-and-the-eagle-200x139.jpg,CAW! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/large-english-fish-1984-2009,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/the-times-benson-the-carp-001.jpg,"Fish, wrapped" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/budd-schulberg-1914-2009,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/schulberg.jpg,Budd speaks http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/avatar-pre-buzz-goes-wildly-over-the-top-with-sam-worthington-esquire-cover,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-9.jpg,Sam Worthington http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/former-berlusconi-ally-slams-pm-talks-erections,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/silviofinger-200x1261.jpg,It's hard http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/time-frees-us-from-the-burden-of-working-out,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/20090817-200x264.jpg,"Stop reading when you get to the part that says ""what you eat""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/walter-cronkites-memory-will-be-kept-alive-through-times-corrections,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/13540114-200x133.jpg,Walt http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/public-apology-dear-nick,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/publicapologynew.jpg,publicapologynew http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/heres-what-to-do-this-weekend-you-putz,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-81.jpg,OH NOES http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/most-pediatricians-do-not-recommend-cigarette-smoking-for-children-under-three,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/images-1.jpeg,green mind http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/pubic-hair-explained,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/2nurjvt-200x234.jpg,There's probably a good reason for that http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/albums-finally-matching-attention-spans,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/lessfat-200x200.jpg,"That line is actually about the other Replacements, but you get the point" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/what-should-we-do-this-weekend,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/iamlegend-490x305.jpg,NOT MUCH TO DO http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-history-of-hedy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-7-200x167.jpg,LAMARRRRRR (NOT BURTON) http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/new-radiohead-single-harry-patch-in-memory-of,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/rhead-200x113.jpg,This is Radiohead. They have a new song out. UNRELATED: I cannot figure out how to make this day work. http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/bonner-and-associates-bonner-and-associates-lie-impersonate-and-misrepresent,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-61-200x90.jpg,BONNER AND ASSOCIATES! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/military-flack-debilitated-by-prevarications,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pants-on-fire.jpg,These flaming pants symbolize mendacity http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/sam-sifton-the-new-nyt-restaurant-critic,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-41.jpg,A PICTURE OF SAM SIFTON http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/you-should-be-reading-the-london-review-of-books,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cov3115-200x271.jpg,"Seriously, subscribe" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/toward-a-more-detailed-work-safety-warning,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/textmessage-200x286.jpg,"Why yes, I AM being super-lazy with images today!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/epic-true-tales-of-wild-animal-assault-the-mad-gray-fox-of-boca-raton,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/animalassault.jpg,YE OLDE ANIMAL ASSAULTS! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/everything-old-is-new-again-at-sex-and-the-city-2-casting-except-the-louboutins,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-22-200x136.jpg,"AH, WE REMEMBER" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/melrose-place-still-missing-a-landlord,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-16-200x250.jpg,HEATHER LOCKLEAR http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/bill-clinton-rescues-north-korean-prisoners,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/03lede_clinton480.jpg,"""I'm only going to sit for this ridiculous picture if you let those girls go.""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/gi-joe-will-come-to-audiences-fresh,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/100772-gi_joe_rise_of_cobra_341-200x106.jpg,How will he pay for his medical care? http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/charles-gwathmey-1938-2009,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-17-200x195.jpg,PIECE OF SHIT DEATH TOWER http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/modern-day-groundlings-defile-british-theaters,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/mammamia12-200x113.jpg,"Admit it, you'd want to punch someone too" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/schooldefender-will-keep-all-children-free-from-molestation,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-12-200x186.jpg,TOUCHMATE SCHOOL DEFENDER http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/real-america-the-great-american-teen-suv-death-race,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/realamerica.jpg,Real America Y'all! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/stressed-out-berlusconi-to-cut-back-on-hookers,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/veronica-lario-124102417769664500-200x146.jpg,Wife # 2 http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/blog-post-read-aloud-for-some-reason,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bobeer-200x144.jpg,Nontraditional casting http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/nora-ephron-owns-new-york,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-11-200x190.jpg,HAYYYYYY! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/and-thats-when-i-clicked-close-tab-starbucks-efficiency-expert-edition,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/potato-head-200x200.jpg,Come the fuck on with this shit http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/clinton-flies-in,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/clintonnc-200x150.jpg,Well they weren't gonna send W. http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/white-house-press-briefings-totally-out-of-control,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/viral_thing_0508-200x112.jpg,PLAY ROBERT GIBBS OFF http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/meanwhile-back-in-cambridge,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/6a00d8341c387d53ef011572514035970b-490x367.jpg,Why won't anyone leave beer on MY porch? http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/pretty-girls-make-waitresses,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/waitress-200x200.jpg,"This lady used to be okay for waitressing, before the economy went in the shitter" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/gay-and-straight-men-who-love-bags,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/manpurses.jpg,HAY LADIES! http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/obama-poster-no-joke-haha-get-it,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ojoke.jpg,It's what's for dinner http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/killer-robots-will-kill-us-all,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/clones-489x207.jpg,"This is probably the wrong image, but I'm weak on geek" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/editors-make-newspapers-for-themselves-the-alessandra-stanley-story,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/geraldo-774947-200x151.jpg,Someone's Happy Today http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/study-hints-that-media-might-be-biased-toward-rich-people,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/fighter-200x235.jpg,Warrior http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/gawker-theft-the-washington-post-quotation-and-some-history,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/doones.jpg,doones http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/cbs-is-willing-to-work-with-you-on-super-bowl-ad-costs,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bet-super-bowl-xliv-miami-200x100.jpg,Look for us after the GoDaddy spot http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-shadow-editors-the-last-sad-gasps-of-the-baltimore-sun,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/newshadoweditors.jpg,The Shadow Editorses http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-continuing-issue-of-compensation,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/huffpo.jpg,"Well, SOMEONE ought to pay for this" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/malcolm-gladwell-on-to-kill-a-mockingbird-is-it-just-racist-against-white-trash,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-8-200x153.jpg,I DK??? http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/madonnas-op-ed,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/madkab-200x132.jpg,She's got the world on a string http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/the-russian-way-of-swine-flu-prevention,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/penderyn_whiskey-200x158.jpg,"Take that, piggie!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/picking-palin-john-mccains-risky-gamble,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/mcpal-200x200.jpg,How'd that work out for ya? http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/modern-love-and-the-end-of-suffering,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-6-200x306.jpg,The End of LOLs http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/new-sharon-olds-poem,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-1-200x163.jpg,Q! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/in-the-loop-for-those-out-of-it,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/in-the-loop-poster_280x415-200x296.jpg,In The Loop http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/writing-sober,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ehfsf-200x136.jpg,And then Scott flashed his vag http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/managed-expectations-part-9-of-14-keeping-cool-in-a-heat-wave,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/managedexpectationsnew.jpg,Managed Expectations http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/barack-obama-wants-you-to-think-he-was-born-in-kenya,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/obplan-200x143.jpg,"Happy Birtherday, Mr. President" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/maybe-i-will-go-see-this-idiotic-funny-people-joint,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-1101-490x103.jpg,SAY WHAT? http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/difficult-listening-hour-the-bbc-at-the-stone-newspeak-and-things-to-hear-this-weekend-plus-bonus-mia-cover,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/difficultlistening.jpg,Difficult Listening Hour http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/remember-two-minutes-ago,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/tv-200x246.jpg,Empty like your head http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/wall-street-journal-assesses-white-house-chat,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/wsjhed.jpg,They're obviously having fun with this http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/minutes-of-the-meeting-between-gates-and-crowley-at-the-white-house,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/3772873071_465fae1566-490x308.jpg,This photo was taken seconds after Vice President Biden was frightened away by a squirrel http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/bill-clinton-paul-krugman-and-charles-busch,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/bill-clinton-200x281.jpg,"""Hi, I'm Bill Clinton, and if you're watching this it means I'm getting my doodle all licked up in Heaven now.""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-rape-of-africa-designed-in-california-made-in-china,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/roughinternationaltrade.jpg,Rough International Trade http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/struggling-networks-to-turn-tvs-into-mirrors,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/fretone-200x340.jpg,Overweight television personality http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/bud-light-when-you-need-something-suitable-to-help-stop-the-bleeding,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/bud-light-beer-200x266.jpg,Apparently being arrested wasn't enough of an insult http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/america-decides-what-should-we-do-with-the-horse-buggerer,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/horsepoll.jpg,Democracy is coming http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/your-body-your-huffpo,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/seichim5-200x272.jpg,PUT IT IN YOUR CHAKRA http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/vespa-scooters-killer-hookers-and-reckless-pols-just-another-day-in-italy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/daddario-200x211.jpg,Who wouldn't try to run a Vespa off the road? http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/birther-loon-disappointed-by-cheapness-of-fellow-birther-loons,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-106-200x145.jpg,AFRICAN??? WHAT! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/an-interview-with-someone-who-likes-to-pee-in-his-jeep,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-105-200x136.jpg,DON'T GET IN THE JEEP! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-people-speak-crazy-new-tv-program-will-feature-actors-reading-real-american-history,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/174-1-200x298.jpg,Real History http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/what-we-talk-about-when-we-talk-about-genocide,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/045505tfe-200x112.jpg,Do not want http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-entire-problem-with-the-internet-is-persona-but-really-whats-so-different-now,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/feature_avatars-200x212.jpg,ARE YOU JUST AN AVATAR? http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/in-the-weeds-the-dawn-redwood,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/intheweeds.jpg,In the Weeds http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/destroyed-ireland-now-on-high-suicide-alert,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-951-200x149.jpg,STILL EMPLOYED http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-great-american-homeless-shuffle,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/homeles21-200x158.jpg,GO HOME ALREADY http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/random-chris-brown-wedding-video-makes-him-the-luckiest-person-alive,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-93.jpg,WEDDING LADY http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/internet-usage-plateaus,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/i-m-in-ur-internet-cloging-ur-tubes-200x150.jpg,Just not as often anymore http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/fmk-adam-sandler-seth-rogen-jason-schwartzman,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-89-200x178.jpg,LESS RETARDED LOOKING? http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/how-artists-must-dress,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-88-490x215.jpg,SAARS http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/how-artists-must-dress,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-88-490x215.jpg,SAARS http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/from-the-inbox-a-question-of-debt,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/letter-200x235.jpg,We get letters http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/no-more-music-magazines-the-problem-with-publicists-and-the-celeb-industrial-complex-part-xxvi,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-87.jpg,BEYONCE'S HOT PANTS http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/seattle-meteorologists-cope-with-bizarre-heat-phenomenon,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/greenriverdaab-200x199.jpg,And hot too. http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/publicists-now-beating-reporters-at-celeb-press-events,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-861-200x241.jpg,HAMM ON IT http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/washington-dcs-only-deformed-on-the-inside-hot-list,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-851-490x442.jpg,FOGGY BOTTOM http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/real-estate-company-in-twitter-lawsuit-unconcerned-about-appearances,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/twitpartment-200x140.jpg,There's mold in them thar halls (allegedly) http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/cambridge-cop-related-to-angry-black-man-henry-louis-gates,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/irishman.jpg,A distant cousin to both http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/why-doesnt-jon-corzine-know-hes-going-to-lose-in-new-jersey,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jonnyc.jpg,Which one of you geniuses is gonna be the first to comment on the contextual ad that will inevitably appear beside this post? http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-silly-beleaguered-fashion-world-strikes-out-blindly-to-save-itself,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/40296_3-200x287.jpg,LOLS http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-prose-stylings-of-nicholson-baker,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/nbkindle-200x277.gif,He must be so unhappy about this http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/irish-syntacticians-reach-collective-climax-over-van-morrison-profanity,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-821-200x139.jpg,NO YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/emo-dracula-needs-to-get-rapey,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/vmapires-200x155.jpg,Now THAT was a vampire http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/christian-lacroix-to-be-saved,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-811.jpg,LADIES LOOK GOOD http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/richard-branson-sells-a-third-of-his-space-travel-outfit-that-has-yet-to-go-to-space,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-802-200x206.jpg,ZOMG BRANSON!~ http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/a-friendly-chat-greg-karais-yukon-enthusiast-and-publisher-of-four-profitable-magazines-with-wily-business-models-and-a-20-hour-workweek,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/afriendlychatnew.jpg,A Friendly Chat http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/harry-potter-and-the-league-of-helicopter-parents,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/drinkme-200x161.jpg,"""It mixes really well with Fresca""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/sotomayor-approved-with-just-one-republican-yea,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/committee_room-200x121.jpg,The Beautiful Committee Room Is Empty http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/clash-for-clunker,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/mrwrongnew.jpg,MR. WRONG! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/chicago-twitterer-sued-over-real-estate-tweet,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/twitsuit-489x55.jpg,"Chicago, Chicago, that twittering town" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/new-york-times-preps-itself-for-friday-catblogging,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dsgjn-490x513.jpg,It's like seeing an old friend begging for change on the street http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/obamas-meeting-with-henry-louis-gates-the-pour,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/beer-200x200.jpg,Nothing ever goes wrong when you get two antagonists liquored up http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/epic-true-tales-of-wild-animal-assault-the-hideous-foxes-of-brockton,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/animalassault.jpg,YE OLDE ANIMAL ASSAULTS! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/jeane-dixon-what-will-remain-of-us-is-our-cats-portrait,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dixon-200x327.jpg,I was too lazy to search for the cat's picture http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/mad-men-blurs-the-lines-again,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/madmen-490x289.jpg,Looks good like an avatar should http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/sexism-is-unacceptable-an-apology-to-id-pr,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cathy21-200x140.jpg,MAYBE SOME CHOCOLATE! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-beautiful-changing-room-is-empty,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/shirt-200x210.jpg,And the band frayed on http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/who-makes-the-yahtzees,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/derekjoybig-490x321.jpg,It did not actually happen http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/gawker-media-is-the-goldman-sachs-of-the-internet,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-751-490x405.jpg,FIRING http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/illinois-snickers-at-new-jerseys-piddling-bribery-scams,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/vs-489x244.jpg,Bad medicine all around http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/skip-gates-beer-will-be-watery-domestic,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/bud-lime-3-200x216.jpg,Dear God why? http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/when-did-goldman-sachs-give-up-its-we-are-the-world-shtick,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-96-200x141.jpg,SOMEBODY'S WATCHING YOU http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/plutos-defenders-still-fighting,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/mg20327181600-1_300-200x152.jpg,Only her astronomer knows for sure http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/new-jersey-lt-gov-adds-victimhood-status-to-ticket,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/e41050b7-f3fb-43dd-94b6-619669a89346standard-200x233.jpg,"New Jersey itself is a Ponzi scheme, so there's a nice symmetry here" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/ben-silverman-ditches-nbc-according-to-ryan-seacrest,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/bensilverman1-200x150.jpg,BRO! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/i-had-sex-with-the-prime-minister-of-italy-and-all-i-got-was-this-lousy-mep-gig,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/patrizia-360_594129a.jpg,Poor Patty http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/managed-expectations-part-8-of-14-staying-positive-in-portland,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/managedexpectationsnew.jpg,Managed Expectations http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/annals-of-narcissism-manhunt-redesigned-is-now-the-gay-skynet-and-it-wants-you-to-stay-home,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/narcissismtwo2.jpg,Annals of Narcissism http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/berlusconi-in-even-more-trouble-over-holes,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/silviofinger-200x1261.jpg,He'll give you the finger http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/state-of-the-web-optimized-pageview-hungry-and-large-breasted,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/rackedready1.jpg,SEWoaaah! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/public-apology-dear-julia-neaman,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/publicapologynew.jpg,Public Apology http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/maybe-if-i-post-this-the-pictures-will-show-up,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/image.jpg,Now EVERYONE knows about the alt-tags! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/taco-bell-dog-victim-of-her-own-success,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/taco_bell_dog-200x160.jpg,We were denied her Lear by close-minded casting agents http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/lizzie-skurnicks-shelf-discovery,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/lizziebook-200x300.jpg,"""Are You There God"" scared the hell out of me when I read it." http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/manny-ramirez-slugs-his-way-into-history-books,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/manny-ramirez-bobblehead.jpg,Oversize head and all http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/flicked-off-in-the-loop,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/still5_2496.jpg,Capaldi and Gandolfini http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/massive-new-jersey-corruption-investigation-includes-rabbis-and-kidneys,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hobo-200x127.jpg,Hoboken Mayor Peter Cammarano strikes the official pose of the New Jersey politician http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-gay-divorce-has-traditionally-been-the-disposal-of-property,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-69-200x147.jpg,OH BRADFORD http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/2-out-of-3-straight-men-have-sex-only-once-a-week-or-way-less,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-67-490x130.jpg,That is fucked! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/henry-louis-gates-arrester-once-tried-to-save-a-black-guy-okay,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-651-200x216.jpg,MUST LOVE BLACKS http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/nyt-second-quarter-ad-revenue-down-30-over-last-year,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-621-200x155.jpg,FROM THE DESK OF.... JANET ROBINSON! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/dear-wh-press-secretary-robert-gibbs-you-are-one-big-shine-on-tv,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-611.jpg,SHINY GIBBS http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/caroll-gardens-then-and-now,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/newyorkcity.jpg,New York City http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/a-momentary-diversion-on-the-road-to-the-grave,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/achewrite.gif,Sigh. Exposition is so underrated. http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/your-connecticut-neighbors-enough-is-enough-llc,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-591-489x297.jpg,HELLO NEIGHBORS! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/chris-anderson-has-a-divine-new-idea-in-free-housing-for-humans,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-581-490x238.jpg,ADVICE FROM CHRIS ANDERSON http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/yay-birthers-or-wait-is-this-the-beginning-of-the-end,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-571-200x190.jpg,MONSTER CHENEY http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/marvel-at-the-masterful-celebrity-industrial-complex,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-561-200x233.jpg,GET IT MIN! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-dlisted-divide-women-love-michael-k-women-hate-michael-k,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-551-200x145.jpg,MUST LOVE DOGS (BUT NOT LADIES) http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/conde-nast-just-trim-your-fing-budgets-already-maybe,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-541-200x164.jpg,"27 ""SECRETS""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/shocker-extramarital-workplace-affair-ends-in-hostilities,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-531-200x176.jpg,"""LOVE""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-family-bed,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/underparentingnew1.jpg,Underparenting http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/okay-book-club-let-us-all-go-read-empire-of-illusion,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-501.jpg,ANDREA! DWORKIN!! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/strange-country-called-england-suffers-from-class-entrenchment,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-47-200x149.jpg,HUGE RANT http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/trade-paper-dances-on-sad-actors-bankrupt-grave,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-46-200x165.jpg,THE JESUS BALDWIN http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/formerly-anonymous-model-tells-all,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-45-200x246.jpg,"EAT, MODEL, EAT!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/will-jupiter-save-us-from-bombardment-from-outer-space-absolutely-not-and-here-is-the-math,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-44-200x163.jpg,JUPITER OW http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/henry-louis-gates-will-not-be-charged-for-being-black-in-his-own-home,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/h_l_gates_jr_med.gif,"Run along now, Skip" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/hermes-sails-blithely-through-beyond-recession,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-401-200x230.jpg,BIRK THIS http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/why-did-janice-min-leave-us-weekly,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-411-200x199.jpg,"LOOKOUT MIN, IT'S KLUM" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-politics-of-health-care-reform-explained-probably,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/200px-blink181state.jpg,You're asking a guy who hasn't been to a doctor in 7 years http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/conde-nast-employees-can-soothe-suffering-with-a-slice,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/tslunch-490x175.gif,Mmm! Pizza! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/it-is-a-tumor-also-art,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cancerskulll.jpg,Look close and you can see cancer http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/italian-prime-minister-would-like-you-to-lick-his-girlfriend,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/berlusconi1-200x1251.jpg,"""Lick it good""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/california-legislators-reach-budget-deal,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/running_man_ver3-200x288.jpg,Life imitates art http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/moon-landing-other-memories,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/kingrustin.jpg,King and Rustin http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/mad-men-and-lucky-strike-its-very-difficult-to-keep-the-line-between-fact-and-fiction,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/skip-college-lessons-from-mad-men-advertising-101-2-200x144.jpg,"No, It Is Fucking Toasted" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-skip-gates-police-report-well-this-is-what-happens-to-black-men-in-america,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-371.jpg,OH HELLS NO http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/carrie-fisher-discusses-discussing-michael-jackson,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/fisherdrink.gif,I feel the same way http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/entourage-season-six-episode-two-a-recap,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/entourpic1.jpg,It's always something else with these guys http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/correction-science-slightly-smarter-than-we-assumed,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-361-200x106.jpg,DAD SAD? BAD! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/in-the-weeds-phyllostachys-aureosulcata-spectabilis,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/intheweeds.jpg,In the Weeds http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/disgruntled-intern-discovers-how-internet-works,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/clutergraphic.jpg,This is a photo of a photo on Clusterstock http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/thanks-to-david-plotz-it-is-nearly-always-august-at-slate,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-291-200x162.jpg,PLOTZ I TELL YOU http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/doctor-whos-new-look-sets-british-pulses-racing,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/whodocs.jpg,One of these people is probably Dr. Who http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/summer-of-death-pads-roster-walter-cronkite-frank-mccourt,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/sod.jpg,Summer of Death http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/wacky-hotel-tries-pay-by-age-special,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-281.jpg,GERSHWIN http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/nature-reclaiming-abandoned-middle-america-now-to-be-called-middle-earth,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-271.jpg,THAT BELT IS RUSTY http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/flicked-off-harry-potter-and-the-half-blood-prince,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/xin_23110320143129109881-200x107.jpg,OH DEAR http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/this-week-is-gonna-be-okay-two-lovers-reunited-after-16-years,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-252-200x127.jpg,"THIS IS WHAT LOVE LOOKS LIKE, REMEMBER?" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/a-stern-edit-of-sarah-palins-resignation-speech,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-243.jpg,SARAH PALIN SPEECH EDIT http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/science-something-makes-poor-children-stupider-study-finds,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-232-200x102.jpg,CHILDREN R TEH FUTURES http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/now-even-the-real-estate-brokers-seem-to-be-getting-evicted,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-213.jpg,HERE'S ONE WAY TO CLOSE YOUR OFFICE http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/memoirs-leer-at-yer-crazy-memoirs-from-a-circus-of-times-employees-a-thousand-magazine-excerpts-bloom,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/newshadoweditors.jpg,The Shadow Editorses http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/public-apology-dear-brown-haired-woman,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/publicapologynew.jpg,Public Apology http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/managed-expectations-part-7-coping-in-park-slope,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/managedexpectationsnew.jpg,Managed Expectations http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/sexy-virus-will-turn-your-iphone-into-zombie,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/spynetsexy.jpg,"Go ahead, click, what's the worst thing that could happen?" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/a-friendy-chat-michael-k-web-entrepreneur-blogger-pottymouth,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/afriendlychatnew.jpg,A Friendly Chat http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/new-jersey-gov-now-running-to-bathroom-whenever-check-comes,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/barackjon.jpg,"Check your wallet, Barack" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/popes-wrist-fallible-and-other-news,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/tgif-200x160.gif,Not good enough! I want Saturday NOW. http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/nikki-finke-her-litigious-nature,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-122-200x214.jpg,"FREE NIKKI, OFF THE PIGS" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/sarah-palin-raw,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/palintweet1-450x227.jpg,The personal tweets get a little blue http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/jesse-james-hollywood-on-trial-part-four,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jjhontrial-1.jpg,JESSE JAMES HOLLYWOOD http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/first-look-ryan-reynolds-as-green-lantern,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/reynoldslantern-200x143.jpg,"Looking good, Ryan Reynolds!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/recession-almost-over-downer-economist-says,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/wild-turkey-rare-breed-lg-200x259.jpg,"Damn right, motherfuckers, I feel rich already! WOOOOO!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/gulnara-karimova-uzbek-oligarch-pop-musician-un-representative,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/roughinternationaltrade.jpg,Rough International Trade http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/in-new-york-summer-officially-begins,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/mosquito.jpg,I would make an Isuzu I-Mark joke here but only Owen Grover would get it http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/today-in-rap-music-corrections-freeway-and-young-chris,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ashirl-200x152.jpg,HAAYYYYY http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/hot-for-fall-history-of-merge-records,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ournoise.jpg,Cook book http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/and-thats-when-i-clicked-close-tab-harry-potter-edition,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/harry_potter_muggle_shirt-p235077112053760131q08p_400-200x200.jpg,"Not only that, she's a woman, so she's got two strikes against her" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/miami-social-really-is-stupid-says-its-greenlighter,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-66.jpg,THE RELEVANT PARTS OF THE CAST OF MIAMI SOCIAL http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/essayistphilosopherdj-unpleasant,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/berlin.jpg,"""See, foxes drive a car THIS way...""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/july-16-this-day-in-history,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/bigbrother-200x204.jpg,The way we lived then http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/emmys-robbery-and-rewards,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-510.jpg,SUCSCY http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/goldman-sachs-decries-americas-massive-wealth-destruction,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/happymeal13-200x143.jpg,"EAT IT, AMERICA" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/sarah-palin-gone-wild,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/bearcubs.jpg,"""We'd better hurry up and find mom before Sarah Palin shoots us from the air.""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/successful-new-yorkers-to-be-screwed-by-obama-say-post,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-212-200x221.jpg,KILLING JOKE http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/editor-of-huffington-posts-new-york-site-quits-three-weeks-in,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-971-200x170.jpg,ARIANNA AND UNNAMED FRIEND http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/here-you-can-buy-mcsweeneys-and-all-those-other-various-random-literary-journals-that-are-just-like-it,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-98.jpg,GET YER LIT JOURNALS http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/new-jersey-governor-holding-auditions-for-who-wants-to-be-my-running-mate,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/2007-349_teaser-200x266.jpg,First I've heard of him http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/us-premieres-michael-jackson-on-fire-video,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jackson-200x153.jpg,"Have a heart, Janice, he's not fireproof" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/strange-powers,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/05phone03-200x184.jpg,"Christoph Niemann, Master of the Universe" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/chinese-internet-cure-now-less-shocking,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/electroshock-200x200.jpg,STOP READING PEREZ! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/ratings-agencies-sued-over-top-ratings-for-crap,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/karo_light_corn_syrup_1gal_large1-200x200.jpg,DRINK IT! DRIIIINK IT UP! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/we-found-a-job-for-you-but-it-is-in-dubai,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-96-200x158.jpg,YOU COULD BE ENSLAVED AT HOME NOW http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/goldman-sachs-could-set-new-records-for-compensation,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/brinks_truck-200x136.jpg,Back it up http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/sarah-palin-suffers-for-your-sins,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/palinstex.jpg,Our Lady Of Self-Perceived Sorrows http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/cheap-meat-tube-exactly-as-disgusting-as-expected,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gryoposter.jpg,"Uh, pass, thanks" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/will-angry-twitterers-hurt-harry-potter,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/harry-potter-and-the-half-blood-prince-01-200x300.jpg,"The Evil always tells you that it won't come in your mouth, but it lies" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-third-apartment-wheel,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-95-200x110.jpg,THIS WILL END IN AGONY http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/see-no-one-can-even-keep-the-whole-landing-on-the-moon-hoax-straight,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-94-200x162.jpg,FRAUD ON THE MOON! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/happy-birthday-to-internet-usage,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ibfg4n.gif,!!!! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/ratings-show-enduring-appeal-of-vampires-giant-dongs,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/tblood-200x184.jpg,"Alt. title: ""Dong Of The Dead""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/oh-a-blind-item,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-90-200x300.jpg,MISS HUNGARIAN WORLD LADY http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/harry-potter-fan-not-dead-nor-is-fidel-castro-btw,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hiltonpost.gif,Oh Mario http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/clinton-to-gays-sorry-bout-that,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/barbara_bill-200x133.jpg,Grrr http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/michael-jackson-a-look-back,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/michlndeahc-200x266.jpg,Never forget http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/has-the-recession-ended-indicators-differ,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/happydays-200x181.jpg,My wang begs to differ http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/in-the-weeds-corsican-mint,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/intheweeds.jpg,In the Weeds http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/young-whippersnapper-disses-rock-legend-gene-simmons,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-86-200x171.jpg,WELL OKAY A LITTLE BIT http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/nj-gov-going-down-unless-popular-pal-lends-a-hand,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jonandbarack-200x140.jpg,Rubbing out one more victory? http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/jay-z-is-america,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/itsjay.jpg,Can he avoid a quagmire? http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/morgan-stanley-intern-is-voice-of-his-generation,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/robson.jpg,Don't trust anyone over 15 yrs and 8 months http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-gilt-groupe-online-discount-adhd-man-cape-speed-shopping,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-85-200x260.jpg,PAPAL FAGGOTRY http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-great-philosophers-with-sarah-palin,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/sarahari.jpg,She read it in the original ancient Greek http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/needless-wonky-abbreviation-will-make-history-murky,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-84.jpg,Please Stop Abbreviating Needlessly! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/bruno-revisited,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-83-200x158.jpg,BRUNO http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/today-in-web-traffic-ana-marie-cox-v-jet-blue,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ana_jet_blue.jpg,A TALE OF TWO http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/americas-longest-contempt-case-is-over,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/itsagavel.gif,Gavels are often used to illustrate court-related posts! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/things-dont-have-to-be-real-to-be-good,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-801.jpg,"Hmm, yes." http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/this-is-why-youre-dead-and-hard-to-fit-into-a-coffin,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/casket.jpg,That is one big casket http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/drudge-report-aggregates-stories-study-finds,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/drudgeblack-200x39.jpg,Your source for breaking news of uppityness http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/tomorrow-is-goldman-sachs-schadenfreude-christmas,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-96-200x141.jpg,SOMEBODY'S WATCHING YOU http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/entourage-season-six-episode-one-a-recap,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/entourpic.jpg,"It's ""Groundhog Day"" but for douchebags" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-tao-of-david-chang,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/changout-200x166.jpg,Chang steps out http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/kim-jong-il-ailing-unhealthy-sick-poorly-unwell-etc,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/kji.jpg,I told you he was sick http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/media-republicans-bash-sarah-palin,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/spalineaa-200x150.jpg,She's a good runner though http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-town-and-country-profile-strikes-again-elie-tahari-version,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-310-200x172.jpg,SoHo Lovers http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/social-as-teen-email-disaster,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/socialasnew.jpg,SOCIAL A'S http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-pride-part-five-of-mojitos-and-monogamy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thepridenew.jpg,The Pride http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/not-everyone-enjoys-sacha-baron-cohens-guerilla-comedy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/sacha_baron_cohen-cc-200x260.jpg,"I mean, I loved him in ""Talladega Nights""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/sarah-palin-quotes-misrepresents-walter-cronkite,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cronkitepalin-450x220.jpg,"Please stop, Sarah" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/managed-expectations-part-6-guilt-trips-in-midtown,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/managedexpectationsnew.jpg,Managed Expectations http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/study-finds-that-fat-kids-are-extremely-resourceful,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/boyanddog.jpg,A Boy And His Dog http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/new-york-state-senator-threatens-electorate,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/statesenate.jpg,Whatever http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/marketing-campaign-frightens-disgusts,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/6a00d83451d69069e2011570f54a0d970c-320wi-200x150.jpg,What my weekends look like http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/news-of-the-world-wants-your-phone,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/green_header_0803_29958a-450x274.jpg,Checkbook journalism http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/nbc-universal-in-cross-promotional-bruno-ecstasy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-78.jpg,NBCMSNBCUNI http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/barack-obamas-eyes-were-watching-god,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/assdelbama.jpg,"""Let me be perfectly rear...""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/chris-andersons-free-anecdote-comes-to-life-calls-chris-anderson-wrong,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-77-200x107.jpg,"Muller, Mulling" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-military-and-the-white-power-facebook,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-76-200x192.jpg,Ruh Roh http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/how-obamas-america-and-nazi-germany-are-alike,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/9780805449570_savingfreedom_cvr_web-200x299.jpg,It takes destroying a village in order to save it http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/excellent-advice-from-gossip-columnist-and-lesbian-elsa-maxwell,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-74-200x147.jpg,ELSA AT WORK http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/flicked-off-bruno,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-73.jpg,BRUNO http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/whitey-the-firefighter-to-be-gops-new-joe-the-plumber,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/sotomayers-200x125.jpg,Judge Sonia Sotomayor http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/family-sues-genie-over-poor-cell-etiquette,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/genieus-200x277.jpg,genieus http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/berlusconi-hands-out-autographed-jackets-to-bemused-g8-summiteers,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/belstaff-200x153.jpg,DEFINITELY wash before wearing http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/jesse-james-hollywood-guilty,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-71-200x170.jpg,Jesse James Hollywood http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-education-of-sarah-palin,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/palinadvice-450x220.jpg,Tomorrow: Aristotle http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/a-great-new-innovation-in-banking-repackaging-debt-and-upgrading-its-credit-rating,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dumbass.jpg,NO SERIOUSLY http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/public-apology-dear-lexisnexis-onsite-training-executive,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/publicapologynew.jpg,Public Apology http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/iranian-protesters-arrested-gassed,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/iran_bike_586956a-200x96.jpg,In Iran http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/some-thoughts-on-writing-from-gay-talese,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-70.jpg,Frank Sinatra Outline http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/newspaper-black-bag-black-mark-for-black-woman,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/amd_handbag-200x130.jpg,"Dammit, Michelle, what's wrong with a Forever 21 clutch?" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/rupes-troops-illegal-scoops,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/andy-coulson-and-david-ca-005.jpg,Pasty-looking British people http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/paterson-appoints-ravitch-lt-gov-because-why-not,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dickndave-200x163.jpg,Constitution schmonstitution http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/turtles-attack-airport-is-it-a-conspiracy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/turtleface-200x103.jpg,Subcomandante Tortos http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/i-know-what-im-doing-this-weekend,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ied-cutout01.jpg,HERE'S HOW I GUESS http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/smurfs-movie-finds-helmsman,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/smurfs_2-200x200.jpg,"La la la la la la, la la la la la my ass." http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/marion-barry-classy-breaker-upper,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-65-200x224.jpg,Oh Boy http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/why-cant-todays-filmmakers-appreciate-the-brutal-dictators-of-the-past,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/manero.jpg,"""Tony Manero""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/homemade-nukes-how-safe-are-you,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/nukey.jpg,What Rush Limbaugh sees when he dreams http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/sarah-palin-jfk-fan,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/courage-450x243.jpg,"She's a profile in something, alright" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-homelessness-conundrum,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/homelesstrash-200x231.jpg,Photo: Vinh-Luan Luu http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/macgyver-parody-proves-early-nineties-have-finally-been-forgotten,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ladiesman-200x258.jpg,"Seriously, this is what's gonna happen all over again" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/berlusconi-guardian-trade-blows,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/silvio-berlusconi_-200x117.jpg,"Bad man, says Guardian" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-lazy-assistants-of-william-morris-endeavor,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/lazy_cat-200x191.jpg,Lazy Ass Lazy People http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/plane-crash-terror-to-bring-extra-spectacle-to-your-tv,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/airrrplane-200x187.jpg,"THIS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU, BRING MAALOX" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-hollywood-walk-of-fame-during-the-michael-jackson-funeral,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/la1.jpg,The Line http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/hot-for-recessionary-wednesdays-suicide,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/wednesday.gif,What are you so happy about? http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-temporary-end-of-christian-lacroix,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-63.jpg,OH YES http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/inside-the-amazingest-house-in-the-world,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-62.jpg,ZOMG MY EYES http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-michael-jackson-funeral-race-celebrity-and-how-far-weve-come,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-59.jpg,INCOME BY RACE http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/understanding-bravos-millionaire-matchmaker,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-58.jpg,THE MATCHMAKER http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/market-retreat-halted-by-michael-jackson-funeral,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/recovery.jpg,Don't you dare tell me the market has already factored it in http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/michael-jackson-funeral-coverage-pretty-much-everywhere,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/nymj-200x277.jpg,Awl photocollage (c) 2009 by Alex Balk http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/sweet-georgia-brown-of-arthurs-tavern,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/newyorkcity.jpg,New York City http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/michael-anthony-steele-kids-screenwriter-novelizationist-ad-man,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-56-200x211.jpg,ANT http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/harvard-totally-fucked-as-goldman-sachs-alum-flees,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-55-200x149.jpg,FORST GUMP http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/your-out-of-district-gay-marriage-now-valid-in-nations-capital,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gaysmar.jpg,"Seriously, we need a new gay marriage image." http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/today-in-free-or-freeish-stuff,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/thecribs-200x132.jpg,"""Uh, sure, Johnny, why not?""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/view-master-the-movie-to-be-a-certain-oscar-contender,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/viewmaster-200x133.jpg,"The frames kind of look like Sarah Palin's glasses, right?" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/play-billie-jean-or-else,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-54-200x143.jpg," So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/famous-woodstock-hippies-where-are-they-now,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/alg_woodstock_couple.jpg,Back in the hippie days http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/china-honduras-italy-everythings-falling-apart,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/uighuriots-200x82.jpg,Riots In China http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/advertising-recession-pretty-close-to-hitting-bottom,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/logos-myriad-200x103.jpg,See ya in a couple of years http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/dead-michael-jackson-news-coverage-counterpoint,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jacksonfronts.jpg,"Okay, we get it, he's DEAD" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-way-we-die-now,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/blvdbrknawl1.jpg,"Admit it, you want one for your wall" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/flicked-off-food-inc,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-53.jpg,HA CHICKENS http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/one-of-these-jews-is-not-like-the-other,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/9780395944028-200x308.jpg,Aren't they just? http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/20-something-boy-sells-second-memoir,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-52-200x193.jpg,ALSO? LEARN TO BATHE http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/a-michael-jackson-is-best-measured-when-it-is-down,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/thumb_1246861119483_0p9912754103163153-200x150.jpg,It looks more like Tito to me http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/seth-rogen-just-doesnt-say-it-in-german,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-51-200x319.jpg,RAT-KING http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/about-those-riots-in-china,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/uighs-200x127.jpg,"There is, in fact, a riot going on" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/signs-of-the-times-keep-calm,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/signs.jpg,Signs of the Times http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/what-are-the-right-and-wrong-ways-to-get-access-to-the-washington-post,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/newshadoweditors.jpg,The Shadow Editorses http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/dylan-does-lazarus,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/image002-200x250.jpg,"Bob Dylan, ""Statue Of Liberty""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-real-meaning-of-sarah-palin,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/palinsars-200x207.jpg,Find out what she means to me http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/perez-hilton-overcomes-adversity-to-once-again-make-great-art,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/wenn-hudson-a-rod1__opt.jpg,"Hilton, rejizzenated" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/unemployment-recession-spur-exciting-photoshoot-opportunities,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/30s-fashion-bts-0908-po17-200x143.jpg,The Depression: Who Wore It Best? http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/sainted-celebrity-doesnt-like-mondays-italian-anti-poverty-policies,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/bobandsil.jpg,"""You ever have three at one time? Molto bene!""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/a-fifth-of-july,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/mrwrongnew.jpg,MR. WRONG! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/new-jersey-and-hair-metal-still-perfect-together,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/370.jpg,That Leopard Has Got To Be Deaf By Now http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-pride-part-four-bedroom-briefing,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thepridenew.jpg,The Pride http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/sanford-book-canceled-in-wake-of-whole-gal-nailing-thing,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/mutualfavor.jpg,Possible inspiration http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/california-a-state-of-debt,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/california.jpg,Get Out http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/6619,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/swiss_fudge-200x200.jpg,They taste like childhood http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/blubbery-sea-creatures-to-motivate-blubbery-kids,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/seal-200x133.jpg,"Fatty sea, fatty do?" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/atheism-can-be-just-as-boring-as-religion,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/6a00d8341c51c053ef011571a073db970b-450wi1.jpg,...but it sure helps! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/brides-more-involved-in-weddings-than-grooms-reports-shocking-expose,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/51ne0243vvl_sl500_aa280_-200x200.jpg,Another sunny honeymoon http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/gutter-press-further-degrades-lofty-profession-of-photojournalism,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/3ez-450x600.jpg,Photo Credit: N. Denton http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/aniston-jolie-saga-good-for-everyone-who-needs-traffic,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/kathy_bates_evening_dress-200x288.jpg,Because I refuse to be a party to this sham http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/ariel-levy-an-appreciation,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/levy1-200x133.jpg,You don't have to be Jewish to love Levy's Jewish writing http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/someone-quite-prematurely-aged-by-the-hardness-of-this-world-is-but-23-years-old-today,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-3.jpg,SHE'S GOT AGED BETTE DAVIS EYES http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/michael-wolff-never-met-a-waiter-or-editor-he-didnt-offend,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-2-200x183.jpg,LONE WOLFF OF YORE http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/most-deleted-artists-from-lastfm-playlists-in-june,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-1.jpg,LOLS http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/not-mollie-sugden,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/sudghe-200x200.jpg,BRITISH HERO http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/gays-in-suits-dulling-down-gay-agenda-gayness,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-154.jpg,MM HMM http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/hiram-s-thomas-the-troublesome-colored-man-of-fort-greene,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/newyorkcity.jpg,New York City http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/even-god-not-interested-in-a-joe-the-plumber-candidacy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/51nv6yhc9fl_sl500_aa240_-200x200.jpg,With good reason http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/will-michael-jackson-receive-the-ultimate-tribute,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/_45997452_aberdeen_donkey_466282.jpg,"It's okay to say ""Awwwww""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/helpful-tips-for-urine-avoidance,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/coca-cola-200x152.jpg,No rat piss here! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/boston-globe-announces-new-digital-reader-application-thing,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/catplay1_wideweb__470x3530-200x150.jpg,WAH WAH WAH http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/the-finance-press-becomes-ever-more-willfully-obscure-clubby-and-unhelpful,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-151-200x152.jpg,OMG I DON'T KNOW IT'S SOME CHART ABOUT STUFF? http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/dead-michael-jackson-tearing-up-the-album-chart,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/mjhistory1995-200x200.jpg,And now he is http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/fda-denies-relief-to-chronic-pain-sufferers-and-people-with-shady-doctors,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/vicodin-200x200.jpg,Please don't leave me now http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/one-million-served,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/39.jpg,LIKE A WHOREHOUSE AT MARDI GRAS http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/will-leitch-hates-you-reader,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-150-200x115.jpg,BALLS http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/franken-beats-coleman-again,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/normc-200x261.jpg,Not even a plane crash can help him now http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/a-note-on-rumors-about-our-impending-sale,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/aolawl.jpg,I did this photoshop all by myself! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/should-you-read-that-long-sarah-palin-thing-in-vanity-fair,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/palintweet.jpg,"I love the use of ""democrat""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/meanwhile-in-britain,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/57007-200x200.jpg,Piggie party http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/this-headline-will-change-in-20-minutes-also,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-149-200x66.jpg,WHAT ABOUT A HEADLINE WITH 'LITTER' IN IT? http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-angry-black-man-meme-2009-edition,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/evileye.jpg,There ain't no way to hide your evil eyes http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/honduras-coup-further-developments,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/castrochavezzelaya.jpg,"Castro, Zelaya, Chavez: A picture that will give the American right an aneurysm" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/chris-anderson-explains-himself-terribly,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-147-200x129.jpg,CUT AND PASTE http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/prison-will-be-an-uncomfortable-experience-for-bernie-madoff,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/berniemadoff-200x228.jpg,Bernie Madoff http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/iraq-all-sort-of-on-its-own-parties-down,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-146-200x159.jpg,HELLLOOOO SOLDIER! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/ruth-madoff-is-quite-sorry,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/andthatstheruth-200x185.jpg,Fuckin' Ruthie http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/rich-people-things-the-great-new-pr-campaign-for-bankers-and-their-friends,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/richpeoplethingsnewest.jpg,Rich People Things http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/support-iranian-protesters-with-cheap-wristwear,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/iranwristband1.jpg,"Take THAT, Ahmadinejad!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/a-final-thought-on-michael-jackson,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/achewoodjax.gif,He's talking about Michael Jackson http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/helpful-ergonomic-tips-from-successful-novelist-plum-sykes-to-you,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-144-200x123.jpg,Plum Sykes http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-shadow-editors-malcolm-gladwell-on-chris-andersons-free,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/newshadoweditors.jpg,The Shadow Editorses http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/madoff-sentenced-forever,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/berniem-200x124.jpg,Now and forever http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/can-gays-and-straights-really-be-friends,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/eminem-200x200.jpg,The public face of gay/straight friendship http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/court-rules-for-firefighter-in-new-haven-case,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/gavel-11.gif,"This is a gavel, also know as a judgehammer" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/avenue-q-done-raking-in-enormous-amounts-of-cash,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-143-200x121.jpg,IT'S GOT PUPPETS AND SHIT http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/billy-mays-1958-2009,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/225px-billy_mays_headshot-200x260.jpg,"Friend to insomniacs, shiftless alcoholics, and the elderly" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/small-businesses-disappear-every-day,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-142.jpg,GAY OR HIPSTER? http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/obama-takes-hard-bush-line-on-terror-incarcerations,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-141-200x167.jpg,SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/thatd-be-the-sun-alex,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/weathernow-200x71.jpg,It'll never last http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/reporting,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/brianstelter.jpg,ALRIGHT ALREADY http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/managed-expectations-part-5-flummoxed-at-the-flea,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/managedexpectationsnew.jpg,Managed Expectations http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/when-john-roberts-denied-michael-jackson-cert,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mikenancy-200x200.jpg,This is exactly how I remember the 80's http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/softer-than-bombs,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/220px-she__him_at_nff-200x155.jpg,Them http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-not-really-secret-christian-cabal-of-dc,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-138-200x157.jpg,OMG THEY HAVE A FLAG http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/michael-bay-discovered-everyone-okay,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bay-200x226.jpg,Had a big hand in Charlie Chaplin's career: Bay http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/who-killed-michael-jackson,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thisisit.gif,No kidding http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/tmz-and-michael-jackson-the-world-wont-listen,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/exclusive.jpg,TMZ SAY RELAX http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/stalemate-in-albany-enters-name-calling-affair-remembering-phase,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/patersond11.jpg,What's in YOUR governor? http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/enough-with-the-breaking-e-mail-alerts,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/breaking.jpg,"Oh, poor WaPo..." http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/drugged-up-marsupials-summoning-alien-overlords,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/wallbies-200x266.jpg,"""You holding?""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/reporters-dont-actually-understand-english,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/20041111.jpg,"HANK STUEVER, TRAITOR TO LANGUAGE AND FACT" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-more-you-know-levitation,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-129-200x167.jpg,FLOAT ON http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/flicked-off-the-hurt-locker,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hurtlocker.jpg,Just Like Michael Bay! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/jeff-goldblums-scattershot-career,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-128-200x171.jpg,I AM ACTOR! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/supreme-court-disallows-childs-strip-search,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/advil.jpg,Two Advils http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/transformers-revenge-of-the-fallen-embroiled-in-racial-controversy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/fb97d9fead06-200x106.jpg,Wigging out: Robots http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/social-as-how-to-deal-with-blog-comments-from-yo-auntie,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/socialasnew.jpg,SOCIAL A'S http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/musical-notes-from-all-over-2,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/leonard_cohen-200x312.jpg,Leonard Cohen http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/stop-hating-on-the-mark-sanford-emails-loveless-haters,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-127-200x171.jpg,LOVERMAN http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/arthur-sulzberger-goes-faux-transparent,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-126.jpg,"MOOSE ON, LIL BUDDY" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/almost-famous-24-hours-with-max-steele,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/maxsteele.jpg,"Max Steele, At Work" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-mouse-that-achtunged,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/diemaus-200x200.jpg,Look who's talking http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/minneapolis-loves-dave-eggers-the-most,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/eggers.jpg,CHECK YOUR EGGERS http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/empathy-explained,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/090623120837-large.jpg,This was the picture that accompanied the story. I don't know either. http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-invention-of-ms-1901,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-120-200x192.jpg,HEH http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/how-weird-is-too-weird-for-republicans,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/tbr5180-1.jpg,Easy to pack for those quick getaways http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/a-friendly-chat-stephen-j-cannell-novelist-co-creator-of-21-jump-street-and-the-a-team,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/afriendlychatnew.jpg,A Friendly Chat http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/mtv-to-add-valuable-lyncanthropic-perspective-to-teen-wolf-franchise,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hamptonwolftoo-200x293.jpg,A good film marred by a lack of detail http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/horrifying-burger-king-ad-ruins-all-that-is-holy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bk-seven-incher.jpg,No. http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/jesse-james-hollywood-on-trial-part-three,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jjhontrial-1.jpg,JESSE JAMES HOLLYWOOD http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-celebrity-weekly-industrial-complex-creates-its-own-reality,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bradjenpeople-200x266.jpg,Saving the gossip mag business one baby at a time http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/when-choosing-a-college-dont-forget-to-ask-if-they-have-valet-parking,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-117-200x192.jpg,THE POINT OF HIGHNESS http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/berlusconi-i-dont-pay-for-it,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/berlusconi1-200x1251.jpg,Free to those who can afford it? http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/5940obama-makes-same-cautious-remarks-about-iran-press-goes-wild,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-116.jpg,NYT PUHLEAZE! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/reality-in-the-age-of-michael-bay-neda-alexa-chung-andrew-sullivan-james-wood-twitter-2-girls-1-cup-and-the-digital-surround-sound,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-115-200x232.jpg,THINGS GO BOOM ALL THE TIME http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-ladies-of-fifth-avenue,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-114.jpg,HEY LADY http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/domestic-animals-now-competing-with-birds-and-swine,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/garfield-200x120.jpg,Patient Zero http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/transformers-an-affirmation-of-neocon-principles,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/trans2megs-200x133.jpg,She certainly makes part of me rise up for freedom http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/public-apology-dear-bob-mould,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/publicapologynew.jpg,Public Apology http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/man-with-terrible-haircut-responsible-for-terrible-commercial,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/adguy-200x133.jpg,"I'll supply you with some chain, you goddamn ad hippie" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/madoff-lawyer-requests-light-sentence,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bernie_madoff-200x258.jpg,Go easy on him http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/new-york-senate-democrats-angrily-slam-door-behind-them,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/capitolbuilding-200x1491.jpg,New York's most expensive daycare facility http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/matthew-barney-or-smurfy-flash-mob,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-112.jpg,SMURFS / NOT SMURFS http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/rich-people-things-steve-forbes-misunderstands-augustus-caesar-and-hannibal,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/richpeoplethingsnew.jpg,Rich People Things http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/rebekah-wade-will-shake-up-news-international,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/rebekah_wade-200x189.jpg,"""Have a go if you think you're hard enough""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/flicked-off-transformers2-the-revenge-of-megan-foxs-rack,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-110.jpg,YOU ARE INVITED http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/what-is-missing-and-is-mark-sanford-it,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-106-200x212.jpg,RUDE PORKER http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/villaraigosa-not-running-for-governor,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/tonyv-200x178.jpg,A couple of anchors back http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/photos-from-iran,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/iranpics-200x212.jpg,Iran http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/two-things-to-read-regarding-the-internet-being-free-and-work-also-being-free,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-105-200x213.jpg,RAY OF FLASH http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/also-tumblr-will-not-make-your-dick-bigger,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/haaretz.jpg,You don't say. http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/e-mail-as-predictor-of-corporate-collapse,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mail-200x148.gif,Time to update your resume http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/more-blog-to-book-deals-how-wonderful,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/9780307589880-200x260.jpg,And Readers Who Feel The Same http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/this-day-in-history-the-wall-street-journal-in-1930,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-104.jpg,CREDIT http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/tim-burtons-alice-in-wonderland,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/aliceburton.jpg,"Burton's ""Alice""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-mine-magazine-experiment-kill-all-magazines-now,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-103-200x61.jpg,YOURS! YOURS! TAKE IT BACK! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/two-videos-fat-and-thin-perez-v-neda,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-102-200x240.jpg,"""AND FERGIE? YOU'RE FUGLY, BITCH""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/golisano-to-run-for-florida-senate-seat,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/golisano-200x186.jpg,"""Vote for me and I'll give you this check""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/unemployment-get-ready-to-get-fired,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/unemploymentmap.jpg,THE BLACK POWER FIST OF MICHIGAN! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/berlusconi-adding-hookers-to-scandal-mix,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/berlusconi1-200x125.jpg,"""Smell it!""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/court-keeps-voting-rights-act-alive,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/gavel-1.gif,"I know, I'm being lazy with the images today" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/irans-government-befuddled-by-attention-of-world,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-97-200x134.jpg,TEAR GASSING http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/sharks-are-the-jeffrey-dahmers-of-the-ocean,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/shark.jpg,"Also known as ""rapefish""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/bizarre-object-seen-in-clouds,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/sun.jpg,I... sort of remember what this is? http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/great-news-everyone-goldman-sachs-to-give-biggest-bonuses-ever,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-96-200x141.jpg,FIGHT THE REAL POWER http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/this-is-why-youre-fat-vikram-pandit,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/805617159_a997924b72-200x150.jpg,Vikram? http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/pixar-will-give-you-something-to-cry-about,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/up-pixar-poster1-200x155.jpg,Up http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/5648the-pride-part-three-guests-and-the-sapphic-chorus-arrive,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thepridenew.jpg,The Pride http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/gootube,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ap_nestle_cookie_dough_090619_mn-200x150.jpg,This is why you're full of E. coli http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/managed-expections-part-4,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/managedexpectationsnew.jpg,Managed Expectations http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-reality-of-the-leighton-meester-sex-tape,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/leighton-200x166.jpg,An argument in favor of Berkeleyan idealism http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/important-media-land-facebook-status-update,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-911.jpg,RECENT ACTIVITY http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-culture-wars-of-1989-where-are-they-now,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-90-200x193.jpg,OH THE OUTRAGE http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/we-will-never-see-the-sun-again,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/rain.jpg,Nobody does anything about it http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/michele-bachmann-still-talking,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/crazyeyes-200x301.jpg,"The pearls say sedate, but the eyes scream lunacy" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-shadow-editors-bill-keller-history-slut-or-bigfoot-strikes-again,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/newshadoweditors.jpg,The Shadow Editorses http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/resume-kit-now-50-off,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/resumekit.jpg,PLEASE RESUME http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/jesse-james-hollywood-on-trial-part-two,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jjhontrial.jpg,Jesse James Hollywood On Trial http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/toilet-seats-candy-lead-british-mp-expenses-claims,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bassetts_mint_imperials_rolls-200x160.jpg,"Always imperial, the British" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/bush-indirectly-attacks-obama-supporters-thankful,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/katrinabush-200x137.jpg,"""It sure is wet down there.""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/irans-leaders-and-candidates-to-have-friendly-chit-chat-get-together,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-79-200x142.jpg,STILL PROTESTING http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/reaction-to-obama-finance-schemes-everyone-growing-less-happy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-225-200x184.jpg,WEE TROUBLES! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/hows-your-inbox,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/marvelettes-please-mr-postman-1961-200x200.jpg,"Sooner, better" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-totally-awesome-recession,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/elisabetheaves.jpg,"""Stop being such a negative nelly, unemployed person!""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/musical-notes-from-all-over,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/b000002ph501_sclzzzzzzz_-200x198.jpg,"Apparently, that was part of the problem" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/fox-and-friends,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/megan_fox_fan-200x157.jpg,"""I brung ya a posy""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/social-as-do-i-have-to-go-visit-those-babies,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/socialasnew.jpg,SOCIAL A'S http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/gays-sickened-by-gay-sex-thanks-to-comedy-movie,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-274-200x143.jpg,LOLGAY http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/rich-people-eating-burgers-in-solidarity-with-the-rest-of-us,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/chimichurrisliders-200x199.jpg,Here comes the slide http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/things-are-about-to-get-a-lot-gayer,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-44.jpg,GAYEST FLAG EVER???? http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/ahmad-batebi-speaks,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/2808ld3-200x270.jpg,Batebi http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-new-iphone-delivery-and-the-rise-of-the-machines,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-41.jpg,At least the stupid iPhone knows where it is http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/news-from-abroad,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-40-200x162.jpg,"EEE, SCABBY" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/goldman-sachs-thanks-you-for-massive-zero-interest-loan,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-39-200x125.jpg,LLOYD BLANKFACE http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/rioting-cops-to-have-bbq-reminisce-about-beating-longhairs,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-38-200x125.jpg,COPS COPS COPS http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-real-nyc-prep,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-37-200x118.jpg,TWITS http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/back-on-the-beat,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/pareene.jpg,"Pareene, pensive" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/former-crazy-car-makers-sexist-jacket-for-sale,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-36.jpg,"Oh my, really?" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-only-thing-better-than-doing-the-jumble-is-actually-finishing-it,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/palin_reads.jpg,She reads it for the interviews http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/small-bank-falls-down-goes-boom,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-35-200x181.jpg,Man With A Bank Plan http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/its-fixed-right,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/apostrophe-200x200.jpg,apos;s http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/alabany-stalemate-resolved-nah-kidding-its-exactly-the-same,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/capitolbuilding-200x149.jpg,Not even the inmates are running it http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/in-fashion-world-an-unlikely-turn-of-events,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/proenza_schouler2-200x251.jpg,The Big Ladies of Proenza Schouler http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-sagacity-of-lady-gaga,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/gaga-200x200.jpg,"Lady Gaga, or so says Google Image Search" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/scientists-trying-to-ruin-it-for-moderate-drinkers,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/the_drinker_by_jan_steen-200x259.jpg,Did you ever consider that maybe there's a good reason why he drinks? http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/what-happens-when-the-bunnies-run-out,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-18.jpg,OMG PLANE LOOK OUT http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/impress-chris-anderson-with-your-awesome-friends-get-free-copies-of-free,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-17.jpg,OH THIS SHIT IS FREE http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/transformers-revenge-of-the-fallen-long-and-loud,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/rtransformers_revenge_of_th-200x133.jpg,"Yes, I've heard about the thumbs" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/and-iran-while-you-slept,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-10-200x105.jpg,MOBILE PHONES LOVE FREEDOM http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/wiper-of-asses-flushed,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/asswiper-200x76.jpg,"Apparently, not long enough" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/giselle-covers-mystery-solved,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/giselle1-200x135.jpg,"I bought one, but that's because I'm old school and only jerk off to print." http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-parthenon-was-the-lady-gaga-of-its-day,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/parthenon-200x133.jpg,Less slutty version http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/how-flat-is-the-world-really-gays-v-iranians,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/handsup.jpg,"HANDS UP, GUNS OUT" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/rich-people-things-weeping-gm-bondholders-against-obama,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/richpeoplethings.jpg,Rich People Things http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-biggest-boat,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/blohm_voss_eclipse_001-450x238.jpg,Big boat http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/a-friendly-chat-damian-mason-farmer-corporate-comedian-bill-clinton-impersonator,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/friendlychat.jpg,A Friendly Chat http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/albany-deadlines-etc,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/patersond1.jpg,David Steps In (It) http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/elderviolence,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/andycapp-200x191.jpg,Here is an older gentleman who is know for violence directed at his spouse http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/white-women-the-new-acceptable-victims,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/white_chicks-200x296.jpg,Easy targets http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/ben-kunkel-on-the-meaning-of-the-internet,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kunkelcat.jpg,KUNKEL ON THE MEANING OF EVERYTHING AND SPACE-TIME INTERNETS http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/financial-crisis-still-going,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/forecast-200x60.gif,"Seriously, ENOUGH ALREADY" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/insanely-gay-gays-unexpectedly-charming-thanks-to-lesbian,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-3-200x129.jpg,THE GAYEST PLACE IN THE GAYDOM http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/why-does-the-democratic-congress-suck-so-much,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-1.jpg,GET IT TOGETHER LADY http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-way-we-demonstrate-now,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/iranvla.jpg,Cf. http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/mr-wrong-the-unbearable-vacancy-of-vacation-or-idle-brains-are-the-devils-shop-class,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mrwrong.jpg,Mr. Wrong http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/heidi-montag-to-appear-nude-in-next-months-lancet,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/montag1.jpg,"I'm not really sure why I did this, actually. I'm gonna lie down." http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/twee-the-people,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/sufjan-stevens-200x133.jpg,Twee-deldee http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/britons-literally-do-not-know-their-ass-from-their-elbow,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/_45906241_heart_466-450x236.gif,"""Assheart"" was the original title for the William Wallace movie" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/managed-expectations-part-three-a-serial-novel-by-marisa-meltzer,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/managedexpectations.jpg,Managed Expectations http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/social-as-should-an-athiest-tell-family-she-prays,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/socialasdoover.jpg,Social A's http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/birds-are-trying-to-poison-humanity,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-280-200x164.jpg,THINGS YOU MIGHT PUT INSIDE YOU THAT ARE BIRDS http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/birds-even-hate-baseball,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-279-450x265.jpg,ANOTHER WAY IN WHICH BIRDS SUCK http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/humanity-concedes-that-birds-will-always-claim-our-airplanes,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-276-200x171.jpg,"I'M GONNA FUCK UP YOUR PLANE, MOTHERFUCKER! " http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/new-york-city-secretly-run-by-jews,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-275-200x169.jpg,DOWN THE RABBI HOLE http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/warning-contains-madonna-and-honey,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/matt-drudge.jpg,Drudge http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/dim-gay-lobbyists-upset-over-bruno-comedy-movie,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-274-200x143.jpg,LOLGAY http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/author-of-catcher-sequel-discovered,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/catchcan.jpg,"They said the same thing about ""Erotic A-Z""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/economist-baby-kind-of-freaks-me-out,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/currentcoverus_large.jpg,That is one bizarre looking baby. http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/gegenstandswortgemachenheit-bar-mockery,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/gegen3.jpg,gegen3 http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/what-are-things-like-in-the-hamptons-now-party-with-whitney-port-and-pepsi,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-273-450x288.jpg,FILL UP YOUR PEPSI PORT http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-pride-part-two-a-screenplay-by-rod-townsend,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thepride.jpg,The Pride http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/doing-the-peoples-business-in-albany,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/egg-albany-200x128.jpg,We need the eggs? http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/malcolm-gladwell-live-on-tour-in-the-uk,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-272-450x283.jpg,Pink Floyd is opening http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/drug-ads-censored,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/nice-people-take-drugs-ca-0021-200x120.jpg,"It's true, I've met some" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/recession-battering-nations-titty-jiggling-trade,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/sopr_bada_bing1-200x150.jpg,More bing for the buck http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/asian-poses-dot-com-racist-accurate-i-dont-know,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-271-450x416.jpg,I... Do Not KNOW? http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/california-is-utterly-truly-screwed,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-270-200x160.jpg,"LA, NEXT MONTH" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/sex-with-children-still-considered-bad-thing,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-268-200x165.jpg,CONGRESS IS IN SESSION! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/underparenting-the-birthday-party-and-its-preparations,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/underparentinglogo.jpg,Underparenting http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/tomorrow-he-may-do-something-about-smoked-gouda,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/smoked_gouda-200x200.jpg,Initally it was supposed to be all about cheese. We may go back to that. http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/english-now-featuring-one-million-words,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/wordsgohere.jpg,"Make room in the ""S"" section!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/we-cannot-explain-crazy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/egg-albany-200x128.jpg,We need the eggs? http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/buff-pinocchio,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mrminpinocchio-450x330.jpg,Get it? It POLISHES HIS WOOD! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/susan-orlean-needs-a-room-of-her-own-or-a-wife-or-a-bodyguard,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-267-450x225.jpg,LOL SEXISM? http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/brain-surgeons-still-convinced-obama-is-a-muslim,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/dj_logic-zen_of_logic_b-200x200.jpg,Logic! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-wall-street-journals-new-rent,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-265-200x158.jpg,1211 HELL http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/air-wtf-the-488-million-airplane,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-264-450x283.jpg,WTF AIRPLANE http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/nine-photos-of-the-highline,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/1.jpg,1 http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/by-the-time-i-get-to-phoenix-i-will-be-tortured-in-some-cheap-foreclosure,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/phoenix_postcard-200x127.jpg,Ask about our hostage houses! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/so-apparently-it-was-michikos-turn-to-write-maureens-column-today,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/1015dowd-200x265.jpg,Dowdy! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-shadow-editors-matt-taibbi-has-a-bad-pottymouth,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/shadoweditors2.jpg,Shadowey Editorses http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/paterson-stuck-at-desk-until-all-this-albany-stuff-gets-sorted-out,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/patersond.jpg,Stickin' around for a while http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/annals-of-narcissism-mayor-mike-bloomberg-the-ideal-new-yorker,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/narcissism.jpg,Annals of Narcissism http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/public-apology-dear-black-sabbath,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/publicapology.jpg,Public Apology http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/suburbs-also-stultifying-for-crows,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hj.jpg,Crows http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/hot-for-summer-burlap,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/furniture-200x244.jpg,If you have to ask... http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/washington-times-calls-out-barack-obama-for-musliming-it-up,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/3595510012_199f387a37-200x133.jpg,"""Let me be perfectly clear: Soon the Crescent will rise all over the world.""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/a-note-on-stupid-bitches,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/greer-200x250.jpg,LOLGREER http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/rich-people-things-sonia-sotomayor-and-the-trouble-with-the-up-from-poverty-narrative,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/richpeoplethings.jpg,Rich People Things http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/fun-with-words-on-internet,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/dictionary-200x133.jpg,"Whatever, it's a hard one to art." http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/todays-the-day-the-teddy-bears-have-their-rape-picnic,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/steiffbear-200x295.jpg,"""You don't have to like rape to work here, but it sure helps!""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/hermes-now-breeding-own-purse-crocodiles-in-australia,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-261-200x201.jpg,IT'S GOT CROCODILES IN IT! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-tide-is-rising-against-lord-god-king-mayor-mike,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bloomberg-and-the-eagle-200x139.jpg,Never the twain shall meet. http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/box-wine-now-with-less-ladybug-taint,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/wine-200x257.jpg,You can't taste the beetle anus in this product! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/kwame-gets-ahead-of-the-bill-collector-warden,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kwame-kilpatrick-200x300.jpg,The Rich Pay Late http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/jane-jacobs-one-time-west-village-townhouse-for-sale-35-mil,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-259.jpg,A City Sidewalk By Itself Is Nothing http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-high-line-she-is-open-at-last,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-258-450x242.jpg,OF THE MANOR BORN http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/when-animals-attack-british-politicians,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/grazing-cow-1b-200x137.jpg,Upset with the system http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/current-mood-amused,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/harvard_hall-450x176.jpg,Where The White People Are http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-iphone-is-getting-grosser-stupid-making-er,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-257-200x234.jpg,BLINKY BLINKY PAY ATTENTION http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/or-maybe-he-just-forgot-how-to-spell-angry-black-woman,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/carla_michelle-450x196.jpg,carla_michelle http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/flicked-off-the-hangover,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/flickedoff.jpg,Flicked Off http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/new-orleans-mayor-detained-in-china,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ray-nagin-armani-400-0608062-200x291.jpg,Nagin http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/swedish-pirate-party-czech-wang-wielder-silvio-berlusconi-weirdness-abounds,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/the_final_countdown_single-200x126.jpg,"Hahaha, get it?" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/cute-young-actors-hired-to-play-haggard-old-gays,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ginsbergtimestwo.jpg,UM? http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/what-if-britney-were-topless-and-no-one-cared,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-252-200x130.jpg,Oh honey.... http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-bloggers-are-at-war-with-the-times-in-their-minds,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/lolcat-funny-picture-moderator1-200x146.jpg,WHATEVERS! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-annotated-white-house-flickr-pool,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/partypics.jpg,PARTY PICS LOL http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/a-boy-and-a-chimp,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/05chimp1-190.jpg,Boy and chimp http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/on-reading-jonathan-franzen,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-241.jpg,FRANZY-PANTS http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/managed-expectations-part-two-a-serial-novel-by-marisa-meltzer,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/managedexpectations.jpg,Managed Expectations http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/republican-senator-not-sure-if-president-wants-us-or-terrorists-to-win,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/inhofe.jpg,"God, these guys..." http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/public-apology-dear-70-year-old-man-in-a-leg-brace,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/publicapology.jpg,Public Apology http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/away-we-go-gets-hammered,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-240-200x244.jpg,"MAYA RUDOLPH, IN HAPPIER ROLES" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/berlusconis-naked-parties-includes-no-berlusconi-nakedness-thank-god,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/berlusconipal-200x202.jpg,Silvio and friend http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/land-of-the-lost-great-for-matt-lauer-nobody-else,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ferrelllauer-200x143.jpg,Lauer: Possible Oscar? http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/double-digit-unemployment-comes-next,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-239-200x161.jpg,"YOU CAN'T HURRY UP, YOU'VE GOT TOO MUCH STUFF" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-awl-daily-email-you-can-has-it,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-237-200x216.jpg,"IT'S COLD AND THERE ARE WOLVES AFTER US, OH WAIT, NO, THE WOLVES ARE ALLLLL DEAD" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/carla-bruni-boob-shot-goes-for-20k,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/carlab-200x170.jpg,Not this one http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/in-addition-capn-crunch-is-not-actually-a-navy-officer,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/capn.gif,Not actually a purveryor of fruit http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/chris-anderson-wants-ideas,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-236-450x56.jpg,THE LONG TAIL OF CROWD WISDOM http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/phantom-vermin-syndrome,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/gegen2.jpg,Wordenfreude! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/mike-bloomberg-toasts-peter-kaplan-while-the-observer-roasts-him,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mikeb-200x150.jpg,TRIBUTARY http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-pride-part-one-a-screenplay-by-rod-townsend,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thepride.jpg,The Pride http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/kal-penn-mia-in-obama-post111,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-233.jpg,mmmm http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/is-berlusconi-in-trouble,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/berlusconi-200x150.jpg,Forza! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/party-to-be-thrown-for-beaters-of-child-rapist-in-philadelphia,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/philly-200x200.jpg,Illadelphia http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/sarah-connor-chronicles-producer-reveals-bitter-end,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-232-200x261.jpg,"""VULTURES! VULTURES!""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/a-curiously-curated-collection-of-photographs,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-231-450x374.jpg,"Oh, Boy... Scouts" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/twitter-will-save-us,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/t090615-200x264.jpg,ORLY? http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/correction-clarification-apology,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/expenses-200x209.jpg,Telegraph http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/20-years-on,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/3592769423_57f0b5c3e9_b-450x286.jpg,Coupla First Ladies Sittin' Round The White House Talkin' http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-privileged-life-of-sonia-sotomayor,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/sotomayorpic-200x200.jpg,Bronx Brahmin http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/shallow-thought-of-the-day-victor-garber-and-john-slattery,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/garberslattery-200x147.jpg,"Garber, Meet Slattery... Oh Yeah" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/graydon-carter-salutes-checkbook-journalism,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/graydon-parry-180px.jpg,Graydon http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/harvard-graduation-tomorrow-a-swine-flu-disaster,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-230.jpg,RUH ROH! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/social-as-do-i-acknowledge-the-plight-of-gays-at-my-straight-wedding,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/socialasdoover.jpg,Social A's http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/does-barack-obama-speak-koranese,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/koran_page-200x204.jpg,Obama can probably read it http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/goths-in-hot-weather,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/2_c_kjl08_flickr.jpg,In The Flat Field http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/cheney-grunted-his-defense-of-torture-to-congressional-leaders,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/dickcheneysunglassessmall-200x150.jpg,"""Okay, now juice his nads!""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/new-law-will-save-yoga-from-evil-dept-of-ed,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-226-200x269.jpg,YUR STILL DOING IT RONG http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/if-you-see-something-shit-something,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/howdy-doody.jpg,"Greetings, Feces" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/do-not-pay-emergency-room-bills-poors-this-is-how,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/emergency-room-crowded-200x150.jpg,"NOT YOUR MOMMA'S ""ER""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/jake-tapper-opens-floodgates-of-american-obama-muslim-fury,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-225-200x184.jpg,TAPPER ATE OBAMA'S CAKE! MUSLIM CAKE! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/our-north-korean-intelligence-sources-include-kitchen-staff,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/my3sons-200x151.jpg,But who is North Korea's Uncle Charley? http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/bowing-is-the-new-something,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bow.jpg,bow http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-movie-producers-talk-turns-out-things-are-hard,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-224-200x209.jpg,SPRINGTIME FOR DIRECTORS AND MOVIE STARS..... http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/more-on-im-a-celebrity-from-the-worlds-greatest-blogger,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/serrano-piss-christ-1987-200x144.jpg,1987 BABY! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/danny-la-rue-dead-at-81,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-223-200x219.jpg,"Ciao, baby!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/andrew-cuomo-is-running-for-governor-despite-everything-he-says,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/andrew_cuomo_fa-200x235.jpg,I AM SO ENTITLED! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/harvard-09ers-to-graduate-into-steaming-pile-of-nothingness,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/harvard-200x200.jpg,EMPTY EXPENSIVE SWEATSHIRT http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/osama-very-angry-with-obama,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-222-200x109.jpg,YEAH THAT'S RIGHT BIRD! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-four-day-work-week-takes-hold-in-nyc,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-221-200x166.jpg,CAFE FOR LAZY FRENCH http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/what-black-people-should-do-now,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/obamasny-200x200.jpg,Too uppity for Applebees? http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/a-third-way-of-looking-at-copyright,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-220-450x68.jpg,COPY THAT! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/huffington-toast,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/arhuf.jpg,TNR says many mean things about her http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/some-light-gay-pornography-for-your-afternoon,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-219-200x229.jpg,These cookies are REALLY GAY http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/ross-douthat-the-supreme-court-and-judicial-activism,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/shadoweditors2.jpg,Shadowey Editorses http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/columnist-objects-to-coconut-facial,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/embrun-200x195.gif,She won't have what he's having http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/england-swings,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/morrissey_flag-200x278.jpg,Some of you will get this. http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/for-conan-a-brief-history-of-early-reviews,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/recappingtelevision.jpg,Recapping Television http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/rich-people-things-our-general-motors,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/richpeoplethings.jpg,Rich People Things http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/feds-going-after-annoying-fake-cigarettes,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/super-e-cig-200x200.jpg,"I thought slapping an ""e"" in front of a product name went out in the late '90s." http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-rich-in-los-angeles-are-suffering,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-216-200x147.jpg,LOS ANGELEEESSSSSSSS http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/praise-for-book-praising-obama,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/renegade.jpg,Play enough basketball with a guy and you get a whole book out of it http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/news-blender-obamas-broadway-excursion-octomom-swine-flu-at-vogue,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/octomom-200x132.jpg,"Replacing Lauren Conrad on ""The Hills""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/american-airlines-still-the-worst-website-in-the-universe,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-215-200x100.jpg,SOME SHIT IS UGLY OKAY? http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-nyc-real-estate-market-is-just-fine-says-lying-freak,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-214-200x158.jpg,SERIOUSLY LOL'D http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/bloomberg-that-was-just-mike-being-mike,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bloomberg-and-the-eagle-200x139.jpg,Never the twain shall meet. http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/mona-lisa-still-hot,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mona-lisa-painting.jpg,The hotness of her ass has been remarked upon. http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/malcolm-gladwell-pounded-on-nyer-letters-page,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-213.jpg,Like That Y'All http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/presidential-nostalgia,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/brokclin-200x166.jpg,16 Years Ago http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/jay-leno-good-riddance,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-2111-200x142.jpg,FILTH http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/recovery-time,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/happy_days-200x160.jpg,Don't YOU feel richer? http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-truth-about-lightning-v-airplanes,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-210-200x130.jpg,HELLO! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/socialism-american-style,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/percentage-of-american-companies-owned-by-the-united-states-450x237.jpg,SOCIALISM! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/new-iphone-omg,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-211-200x150.jpg,iPhone Blah Blah Blah http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/conde-nast-sort-of-revealed,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/dominocover-200x263.jpg,HI-O! http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/up-is-pretty-great,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/flickedoffbalk.jpg,flickedoffbalk http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/the-obama-infatutuation-911-george-tiller,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/shadoweditors2.jpg,Shadowey Editorses http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/cigarette-companies-misguided-priorities,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/smokey-the-bear-classic-200x278.jpg,"Fuck you, bear, I ash where I want and if you don't like it you can shove it up your officious ursine ass." http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/managed-expectations-part-one-a-novel-by-marisa-meltzer,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/managedexpectations.jpg,Managed Expectations http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/tina-brown-and-ceos-deep-in-denial-about-the-death-of-publishing,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/narcissism.jpg,Annals of Narcissism http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/things-you-should-read-gqs-coal-disaster-story,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-207-200x145.jpg,YEESH http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/crossword-corner-solutions-to-look-back-in-anger,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/crosswordcorner.jpg,Crossword Corner http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/antichrist-will-be-fabulous,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/antichrist-200x200.jpg,Or Nick Denton http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/al-roker-twitter-hysteria,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/al-roker-200x247.jpg,"Al Roker, social media user" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-procedural-the-arc-of-television-is-long-and-it-bends-toward-sucking,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/recappingtelevision.jpg,Recapping Television http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/mike-bloomberg-will-take-no-questions-about-his-third-term,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mbshorts.jpg,Some people can afford them http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/call-him-the-very-reverend-oprah,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/padre01-200x186.jpg,Hottie priest changes teams http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/underparenting-the-safety-seat-is-ruining-american-family-life-in-your-metal-death-box,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/underparentinglogo.jpg,Underparenting http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/social-as-when-two-men-fall-in-love,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/socialasdoover.jpg,Social A's http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/tweet-tweet-tweet-tweet-tweet-c-2009-the-awl,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/whale-200x1501.jpg,Copyright THIS http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/lacroix-files-for-bankruptcy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-204-450x405.jpg,*SOBS* http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/nearly-1-in-10-us-mortgages-are-delinquent,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-203-200x147.jpg,LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEW ARSON STATISTICS! LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/why-be-boring-for-a-blender,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-202-200x121.jpg,RANDO WEDDING MOS http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/susan-boyle-is-becoming-britney-spears-say-tabloids-homos,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-201-200x203.jpg,England's cartoonists are kicking Sean Delonas's ass! http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/hugs-really-teenagers-hugging-sweet-mother-of-christ,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/hugz.jpg,hugz http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/there-oughta-be-a-german-word-for-this,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/gegen.jpg,JA! http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/conservative-warns-of-upcoming-conservative-takeover,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/pri0-014-200x202.jpg,I think this era's version is Jimmy Fallon http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/pelosi-wicked-bitch-of-the-west,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/drudge_nancy-450x147.jpg,Green-eyed lady http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/news-blender-california-eminem-that-couple-with-the-assload-of-kids,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/emre.gif,Dude sold a LOT of records http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/todays-expenses-scandal-post-is-away,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/barclays-200x146.jpg,"For more information, read every issue of Private Eye ever." http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/first-drafts-anthony-weiners-times-op-ed,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/weinerhead-450x94.jpg,I may have made some of this up http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/3877,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/crosswordcorner.jpg,Crossword Corner http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/mustard-company-embraces-elitist-consumer,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/maille2-345x540-200x313.jpg,maille2-345x540 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-goode-family-debuts-tonight,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-200-200x107.jpg,GOODE ENUF http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/jesse-james-hollywood-on-trial-part-one,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jjhontrial.jpg,Jesse James Hollywood On Trial http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/hot-hot-hot-obama-photos-explore-young-obama-hotness,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/barack_college-450x149.jpg,Do you think he knew back then that someday he would own GM? http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/rich-people-things-the-great-lie-about-social-security-and-france,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/richpeoplethings.jpg,Rich People Things http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/mark-hamill-should-play-geoff-fieger-in-kevorkian-biopic,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/fieger-450x113.gif,Faces of Geoff http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/nyt-buries-truth-about-undead-animator,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/frozendisney-200x300.jpg,"""No, I want Lincoln OVER THERE.""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/sotomayor-the-case-against-confirmation,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/photo08-450x337.jpg,She roots for bombers http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/new-blender-twitter-tv-mel-gibson-lebron-james,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/ashton-kutcher-200x267.jpg,Tweeting off? http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/english-voters-will-polite-you-to-death,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/bracknell-200x211.jpg,This isn't going well at all http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-news-is-its-delivery-vehicle,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-197-200x65.jpg,Sometimes Your Quark Goes Crazy http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/annals-of-narcissism-sophie-calle,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/narcissism.jpg,Annals of Narcissism http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/world-economy-propped-up-by-naked-carla-bruni-photos,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/bruni.gif,Who DOESN'T have a nude picture of Carla Bruni at this point? http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-new-yorker-on-carlos-slim-and-the-times,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/article-1102179-00270c4b00000258-796_468x352-200x150.jpg,Carlos And Unidentified Friend http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-green-green-grass-of-home-is-actually-vomit,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cardiff-200x201.jpg,Taffy came to my house and lay in a pile of sick and garbage http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/gop-wonders-how-you-solve-a-problem-like-maria,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/3567153904_67ea391e77-450x293.jpg,Sonia and Barry http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/again-with-the-jews,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/pauly-200x214.jpg,Jewish comedy figure http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/buffy-the-next-generation,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/buffy_musical-200x200.jpg,"Sorry, I know for some people this is more important than family or friends." http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/domestic-cats-10000-years-old-and-totally-mesopotamian,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-194-200x123.jpg,"FUCK YOU, SCIENCE!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/monsters-nuke-financial-markets,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/reign_of_fire-200x298.jpg,"I've seen the future, brother, it is dragons" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/morrissey-is-50,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-193-200x186.jpg,BUT MOMMA I LOVE HIM http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/web-2pope,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/screenshot_iphone1-200x166.jpg,This day is SO OVER. http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/mr-wrong-chicken-stamps-with-dipping-sauce,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mrwrong.jpg,Mr. Wrong http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-imaginarium-of-doctor-parnassus,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/ledger-450x278.jpg,Heath Ledger http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/sasha-grey-intellectual-seriousness,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sasha_grey.jpg,PRETTY VACANT http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/horrifying-seattle-pi-web-launch-party-astounds,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-190.jpg,IT IS A LITTLE 1980 TO HAVE SOMEONE DRESS UP AS YOUR LOGO http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/citi-chair-lovechild-to-have-imaginary-effect-on-stock-price,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-189-200x91.jpg,LOL STOCKS http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/catholic-league-prez-ireland-abuse-was-okay-at-the-time,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/donohue-sm.gif,Abuse apologist http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/college-humor-scores-ironic-victory,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/three-wolf-moon-childrens-tee_thumb_313-200x200.jpg,All Three Wolves! http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-two-twitter-users-you-meet-in-heaven,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-188.jpg,BUNNIES! http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/news-blender-obama-vs-biden-american-idol-i-go-crazy-and-leave,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/adamlambert-200x202.jpg,Are we done with this kid now? http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/la-rich-people-lost-money-too,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/richie_rich-200x242.jpg,Everyone's got a hand out these days http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-gayest-font-ever,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-187-200x232.jpg,SEMI-SERIF EVEN! http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/its-a-rewarding-bad-behavior-kind-of-day,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/wolff-200x212.jpg,I hear he casts no reflection http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/taste-of-the-nation-nyc-drunk-awkward-fun,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/img_6514-450x337.jpg,Is this a generic enough crowd picture? http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/social-as-can-i-drop-out-of-this-crazy-ladys-wedding,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/socialasdoover.jpg,Social A's http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/shorts-expensive-complicated-trousers,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mbshorts.jpg,Some people can afford them http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/flicked-off-terminator-salvation,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/flickedoff.jpg,Flicked Off http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/howard-hodgkin-interview,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/nightandday_front-450x307.jpg,"Howard Hodgkin, Night and Day" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/armys-other-dont-tell-policy,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/dafoe_platoon-200x191.gif,This soldier is a drug user http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/americas-small-town-country-clubs-are-going-under,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-185-200x133.jpg,OUR TRAILER ES SU TRAILER http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/notre-dame-kids-schooled,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/french_lady-450x180.gif,It's French. http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/i-wonder-what-julia-will-wear,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/richardblakeley-200x149.jpg,Presumably he will be wearing something more formal. http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/bob-dylans-handwritten-version-of-other-peoples-lyrics-still-auctionable,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/dylan_masked-450x245.jpg,Is that even his REAL FACE? http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/stephen-merritts-coraline-good-weird,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/coraline-200x194.gif,Probably best to leave the under-10s at home. http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/dont-ask-dont-tell-comes-up-again-at-white-house,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-184-200x262.jpg,MMM HMMMM.... http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-death-trauma-internet-where-daddys-eat-eyeballs,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-183.jpg,What the fuck do you think I think? http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/ikeas-new-line,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-182-450x312.jpg,LOL BOWL http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/schwarzenegger-okay-california-lets-see-how-you-like-it,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-181-200x203.jpg,"Someone DUMB, that is" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/public-apology-dear-step-nephew,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/publicapology.jpg,Public Apology http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/gingrich-nancy-pelosi-will-get-us-nuked,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/newt-gingrich-200x305.jpg,REALLY? http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/inglorious-basterds-no-one-agrees,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-180-200x146.jpg,"Pitty, that." http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/lauren-conrads-novel-annotated,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/lc-book-200x290.jpg,IT'S LIKE A BOOK! http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/christies-auctioning-dylans-first-plaigiarism,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/514bkihb9el_ss500_-200x200.jpg,But who's Biograph is it? http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/wsj-web-news-just-one-big-popularity-contest,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/noshit.gif,Mom Needs Her News http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/dems-shoot-em-if-youve-got-em,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/armed_dangerous-200x210.jpg,"Armed, dangerous, and in our parks" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/air-force-killer-no-longer-killer-due-to-genitalia,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-179-200x185.jpg,KILLER! http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/buy-bob-dylans-3rd-grade-spelling-test-for-15k,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/image002-200x245.jpg,"""Have a great summer, see you next fall""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/elephant-like-nikki-finke-never-forgets,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/triumph_head-200x177.jpg,Previous upfront controversialist http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/bloombergs-insane-spendy-campaign-psycho-horrorshow,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/bloomberg-and-the-eagle-200x139.jpg,THERE IS MONEY INSIDE ME! SO MUCH MONEY! http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/news-blender-auto-emissions-mlk-movie-sri-lanka,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mlpnip-200x208.jpg,"I loved her in ""Proof""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/russell-simmons-girlfriend-flips-out-on-the-blacks,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-177.jpg,OKAY DON'T HURT US http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/rich-people-things-time-explains-the-horrible-future-of-the-working-world,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/richpeoplethings.jpg,Rich People Things http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/supplicant-obama-humiliates-nation,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/3532376714_cc9ce8cf80-450x299.jpg,"I mean, seriously, it's not even FAIR at this point." http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/in-that-underwater-houses-are-common-to-both-i-guess,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/050901-katrina2-l-200x148.jpg,Deep Southhampton http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/centennial-cambridge,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/brigadoon-200x132.jpg,There were bells on the hill http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-shadow-editors-some-day-the-op-ed-page-will-be-edited,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/shadoweditors2.jpg,Shadowey Editorses http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/jersey-tv-critic-saves-chuck,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-174-200x185.jpg,COME INSIDE MY SEPINWALLS http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/american-idol-is-whatever-your-editor-needs-it-to-be,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/idols-450x177.jpg,"I know that one of these guys is named Adam, but that's about it." http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/jezebel-slaps-back,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/jezhead.jpg,She will claw your eyes out. Verbally. http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/why-is-mark-sanchez-wearing-such-disgusting-clothing,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-171-200x158.jpg,NOT QUITE DIRTY SANCHEZ http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/in-sort-of-defense-of-ben-silverman,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-169-200x158.jpg,LOL SILVERMAN http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/british-speaker-quits,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/gorbals_mick-200x120.jpg,Guy you've never heard of quits job http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/a-pretty-decent-discount-on-pretty-great-food,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/totn1.jpg,Some alt text for the haters. http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/news-blender-abortion-india-trump,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/wintols-200x172.jpg,Wintour Or Olsen? http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/gluttony-wawa-brand-mesquite-smoked-beef-jerky-original-flavor,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/gluttony2.jpg,GLUTTONY! http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/eliot-spitzer-against-the-new-york-fed,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-168-200x143.jpg,I CARE THIS MUCH! http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/this-day-is-so-not-happening-for-me,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/justice_oprah-200x192.jpg,"Seriously, WHAT IS THE DEAL MONDAY?" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/flicked-off-angels-and-demons,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/flickedoff.jpg,Flicked Off http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/cia-applications-up-newspapers-not-recruiting,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/225pxiaologo-200x189.jpg,WE WILL KNOW YOUR INFORMATION http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/woody-allen-american-apparel-split-the-difference,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/com_billboard_051807.jpg,"That'll be $5 million, please." http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/game-misconduct-the-red-bulls-at-giants-stadium,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/gamemisconduct.jpg,Game Misconduct http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/maureen-dowds-tiny-error,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/1015dowd-200x265.jpg,Dowdy! http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/god-of-war,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/missionfromgod-450x322.gif,"Oh, God" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-rest-of-the-days-news-in-a-blender,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/farrah-200x148.jpg,I forgot she was married to Lee Majors. http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/pity-the-poor-limo-driver-who-has-to-haul-the-homos-to-the-country-club,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/gay_marriage-200x206.jpg,The Internet needs more stock images that represent gay marriage. http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-elephant-and-the-jewish-problem,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/img_2-200x133.jpg,Dere's More To Oireland Dan Dis http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/pretty-black-lady-says-other-pretty-black-lady-less-pretty,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/michelle-obama-200x200.jpg,"I mean, seriously, chick is HOT" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/3231,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/joe_camel-200x165.gif,This penis-faced dromedary will bail us all out. http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/open-letter-to-brian-williams,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/7606281-450x573.jpg,It looks like a severed finger. http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/even-educated-entitled-people-got-stupid-mortgages,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/foreclosure_crisis-200x133.jpg,"The wife sounds like a real pain in the ass, though." http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/princeton-now-a-lady-college-says-grad,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-151.jpg,A PRINCETON LADY http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/nerd-shamed-by-newspaper,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-150-200x179.jpg,NERD NOW FAMOUS FOR NERDING OUT http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/america-craves-angels-and-demons,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/madonna-illuminati-200x152.jpg,ALL SEEING MADONNA http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/explained-the-times-has-two-pay-website-models,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/times-meter.jpg,THE TIMES-O-METER http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/nyc-health-czar-to-head-cdc,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/segment_247_460x345-200x150.jpg,Say goodbye to your bathhouses! http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/les-fire-manhattan-nyc,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/3531893673_f249fa6e93-450x300.jpg,3531893673_f249fa6e93 http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/alex-balks-rss-remix,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/calilady-200x338.jpg,"I know this is a terrible thing to say, but there's something kind of sexy about ignorance and bigotry, especially when it's blonde." http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/gross-trendy-hotel-opens-in-new-york-city,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-149-200x143.jpg,"Um, ew!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/up-opens-cannes,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-148-200x235.jpg,SCHLUP http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/cheney-denied-by-white-house-on-memos,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-147-200x202.jpg,TIME FOR SOME SOFT SHOE (WATERBOARDING) http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/but-what-will-happen-to-frannie-von-furstinshow,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/bruni-200x165.jpg,I bet he can't WAIT until people start using a new picture. http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/does-judy-blume-make-abortion-seem-like-a-pony-ride,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/superfudge-200x313.jpg,"This title would work for contemporary YA, but only if the book were about buttfucking." http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/dad-memoirs-why,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-146-200x203.jpg,Dad Do Bad http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/arkansas-senator-apologizes-for-calling-jew-jew,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/schumer-200x264.jpg,This is really how they see him. http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/catcher-in-the-rye-sequel,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/catcher-200x331.jpg,"Holden, in younger days" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/time-poll-disappoints,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/stein_hockey.jpg,I would cut two words here to increase reader participation. http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/unemployment-trends-since-1989,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-139-450x276.jpg,Unemployment http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-best-cat-in-the-world-is-he-for-you,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-136-200x125.jpg,"CAT PICTURE FOR DEMONSTRATION PURPOSES ONLY, MAY NOT RESEMBLE ACTUAL CAT" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/more-gloom-on-auto-front,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/boch_coppertone-200x244.jpg,"Enjoy that beach, pal. Soon you're going to be living on it." http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/he-resides-in-a-subaquatic-tropical-fruit,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/spongebob-squarepants-200x294.jpg,Goes great with drugs http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/earnest-straight-man-shares-hugely-important-opinion-about-gay-marriage,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/miss-california-carrie-prejean-200x257.jpg,"The Harriet Beecher Stowe Of The ""Traditional Values"" Movement" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/richard-johnson-sad-about-internet,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/strongbad-200x129.jpg,HE LOOKS LIKE STRONGBAD! http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/3061,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/pfro-200x215.jpg,Gal is flexible http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/dear-netflix,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/randommissives.jpg,These Missives! They Are Random! http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/old-black-men-less-likely-to-be-mega-ceos,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/babyface-200x200.jpg,MM HMMM http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/brand-management-the-golden-head-butt,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/brand.jpg,Brand Management http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/obama-to-regulate-the-dark-markets,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-133-200x151.jpg,THE DARK MARKETS http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-yield-curve-explained-includes-blowjobs,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/yield_curve-200x145.jpg,"It was this or a blowjob picture, and we're not that kind of site. Yet." http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/toweling-off,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/papertowel-patterns051209-200x226.jpg,This thing soaks up spills like that thing http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/mr-wrong-the-banana-lobby,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mrwrong.jpg,Mr. Wrong http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/death-dying-and-cannes,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/hot-topics-450x111.jpg,"Go outside for a minute, it's nice and sunny." http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/flicked-off-the-girlfriend-experience,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/flickedoff_natasha.jpg,Flicked Off http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/republicans-now-just-doing-stuff-because-its-funny,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/gop-elephant.gif,Why not go all the way and call them the Brie Swilling Homo Brigade? http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/thomas-friedman-returns-enormous-speaking-fee,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-127-200x176.jpg,YES THAT SHIT IS SO FLAT http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/honore-sharrer-1920-2009,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/upperright.jpg,"Honoré Sharrer, Tribute To The American Working People" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/james-gandolfini-apologizes-with-fruit,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/james_gandolfini_sopranos-200x198.jpg,This fuckin' guy http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/new-beaty-stabby-bob-dylan-video-aims-for-controversy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/dylan_video.jpg,dylan_video http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/is-jonah-goldberg-getting-gay-marriage,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/demonses-200x197.jpg,DEMON GAYS http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/public-apology-dear-president-clinton,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/publicapology.jpg,Public Apology http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/blustery-bald-man-bellows-truth,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/jesse-450x252.jpg,"Minnesotans will vote for anyone, won't they?" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/famous-homosexual-is-dead,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-126-200x201.jpg,Portrait not found in his closet. http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/rich-people-things-splitting-heirs,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/richpeoplethings.jpg,Rich People Things http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/huge-swath-of-gay-porn-mags-shutter,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-124-200x128.jpg,NOOOOOOOO! http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/291utah-atv-riders-protest-nature-with-atvs,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-123-200x120.jpg,FUN MORON PARTY http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/social-as-i-am-a-hermit-and-is-that-okay,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/socialasdoover.jpg,Social A's http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/rex-reed-presents-hot-gershwin-jazz-with-really-old-jews,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-122-200x165.jpg,REX! http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/for-more-about-deballification-click-here,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/ballsy.jpg,My legs are crossed http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/pope-not-sorry-about-holocaust,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/r275391883.jpg,"Look out, Pope, there's a JEW behind you!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/times-wire-is-times-all-the-time,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/timeswire.jpg,The two asparaguses -- asparagi? -- represent two different articles. http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/legal-gender-travels-poorly-in-the-us,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/littleton.jpg,Hey LAAAADY! http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/everything-is-different-post-swine-flu,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/hog_wild-449x191.jpg,Swine of the times http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-shadow-editors-malcolm-gladwell-and-adam-gopnik,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/shadoweditors2.jpg,Shadowey Editorses http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/how-will-playboy-survive,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/hefner-200x199.jpg,Awl Columnist Hugh Hefner http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/jarvis-cocker-album-stream,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/jarvis-cocker-003-200x120.jpg,Let him waste your time! (Sorry.) http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/intel-bullish-on-continued-existence-of-new-york-times,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/nytimes_future-200x175.jpg,President MINTY? Really? http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/gordon-brown-goes-goth-or-something,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/captdef330c608a04a4f83885e0928db6f2abritain__brown_lon816-200x271.jpg,George Michael? Sting? It's driving me CRAZY. http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/annals-of-narcissism-on-daphne-merkin,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/narcissism.jpg,Annals of Narcissism http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/space-now-more-twittery,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/nasa-200x150.jpg,"This is a picture of space, which is apparently the final frontier" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/chris-lehmann-the-white-house-correspondents-dinner,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/actualfun2.jpg,What Do You Consider Fun? http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/live-from-a-bar-its-a-shift-memo,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/shiftmemo.jpg,Is A Memo For Shift http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/omg-dan-baum-doing-storytime-on-twitter,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/danbaum.jpg,ZOMG http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/interesting-chat-with-famous-zit-remover,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/zizmor-picture2-200x150.jpg,"Yeah, that guy" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/flicked-off-adoration,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/flickedoff.jpg,Flicked Off http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/new-eminem-album-possibly-scottish,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/eminem_relapse-200x199.gif,He's like the new Asher Roth http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/underparenting-when-your-child-produces-dark-foul-adult-style-excrement,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/underparentinglogo.jpg,Underparenting http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/inside-the-new-cooper-union-building,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-103-200x142.jpg,CRAZY BUILDING MAN http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/game-misconduct-the-manny-ramirez-experience-is-a-symbol-of-nothing,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/gamemisconduct.jpg,Game Misconduct http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/dick-cheney-fairwell-tour-rolls-on,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cheney_dick-200x142.jpg,"""Setting those puppies on fire was perfectly legal and, more importantly, it saved American lives.""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/researchers-making-new-literary-discoveries-that-will-eventually-be-owned-by-google,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/medea-200x193.gif,"""This version tests better.""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/obamas-not-going-to-like-this-new-orleans-story-much-either,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/2008-04-new-orleans-fema-trailer-200x112.jpg,Good Fucking Grief http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/people-are-idiots-and-yet-i-am-responding-to-that-idiocy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/00024cf.gif,As American as BEING A FUCKING RIGHT-WING RETARD http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/star-trek-gets-some-people-excited,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/trekporn-200x162.gif,"Cho actually wanted us to embed a trailer, but no." http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-manny-that-got-away,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mannyramirez-200x204.jpg,This isn't the Manny you're looking for http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/social-as-i-cant-invite-my-friends-over-as-i-have-no-drugs,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/socialaredo.jpg,Social A's http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/exit-the-plumber,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/time-cover05_18_09-200x264.jpg,"Oh, no, Elephant!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/citi-maybe-getting-closer-to-5,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-102-450x265.jpg,"GO DIPSHITS, GO" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/ass-grabbing-priest-may-finally-change-church-policy-on-celibacy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/asspriest.jpg,Administering the sacrament http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/2616co-ed-dorm-rooms-offend-clueless-parent,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cats-dogs-together-760114-200x150.jpg,LIKE EBONY AND IVORY http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/providence-rebrands,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/ob-dp948_provid_dv_20090506195957-200x300.jpg,"P stands for ""Please don't assault me with a lit cigarette and fireplace log.""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/observer-offered-cleaning-lady-half-the-pay-before-firing,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-100-199x192.jpg,Dilbert Wuz Right! http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/hope-you-already-had-breakfast,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/doritos_late_night_tacos_at_midnight-200x296.gif,"Which is not to say we wouldn't take an ad, Frito-Lay people! Call Cho!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/people-with-children-get-laid-off-last,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-99-200x165.jpg,ENJOY YOUR CHILD! It's EXPENSIVE. http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/america-still-tops-in-prison-occupancy,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/monopoly-go-to-jail-card-200x115.jpg,Unfortunately this is not the usual demographic http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/bad-real-estate-ads,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/billboard6_1-1108.jpg,"""Mom was all, 'Whatever, slutty SELLS.'""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-v-mag-mario-testino-swimsuit-issue,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/testino1.jpg,"CRAWL, MODEL!" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/how-not-to-emote-upon-killing-a-cop-while-driving-drunk,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/frown.jpg,Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Character String http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/is-alexa-chung-going-to-be-your-mtv-friend,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/alexachung.jpg,Alexa Chung http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/kindle-dx-blah-blah-blah,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/51fm0bpqzl_ss400_-200x200.jpg,Here Is Your New Messiah http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/bank-of-america-stock-makes-no-sense-in-crazy-town,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-89-200x172.jpg,B of ASS http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/felix-dennis-made-money,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/maxim_uk.jpg,Who knew spankbooks could be so profitable? http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-hipster-grifter-was-a-patsy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/hipster-oswald-big-450x575.jpg,"Laugh Now, But You'll See In On T-Shirts On Bedford Avenue In Two Weeks, Tops" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-survivors-guide-for-the-affluent-idiot,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/richpeoplethings.jpg,Rich People Things http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/minnesota-the-fargo-state,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/fargo-200x300.jpg,fargo http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-shadow-editors-who-is-michael-wolff-smarter-than-today,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/shadoweditors2.jpg,Shadowey Editorses http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/a-hypothesis-concerning-the-awesomeness-of-martha-stewart,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/recipe1_martha2-200x214.jpg,Some like it emulsified http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/twitter-is-guilt-free-e-mail-says-some-guy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/whale-200x150.jpg,This whale is being dropped into a managed pool http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/sell-some-stocks-now-say-rich-people,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-84-200x68.jpg,Profit Takers http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/recession-the-beginning-of-the-end-of-the-beginning,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/downow-200x106.gif,It's like a goddamn EKG chart http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/on-the-topic-of-internships-in-the-age-of-lauren-and-whitney,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cutrone-200x118.jpg,I WILL BE YOUR INTERN http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/mexicans-nostalgic-for-era-when-all-anybody-knew-about-them-involved-drug-violence,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/chilis-200x139.jpg,A Popular Mexican Eatery http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/the-world-is-flat-and-full-of-kevin-bacon,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-83-200x155.jpg,ZOMG THE WORLD IS SO FLAT http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/this-is-our-tony-report,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/gandolfini-200x149.jpg,Tony Tony Tony http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/pentagon-overspends-200-million-a-year-dealing-with-hackers,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/hackers-200x116.jpg,OMG LOOK OUT IT'S IN THE COMPUTER http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/flicked-off-wolverine-reconsidered,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/flickedoff2.jpg,FLICKED OFF MAN http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/how-portfolio-could-have-survived,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/portfolio-cover-450x609.jpg,"C'mon, like it's any worse than Dov Charney?" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/jeff-sessions-personally-helped-integrate-holiday-inns,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/450px-jeff_sessions_official_portrait-200x266.jpg,Slept With Black Man: Sessions http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/new-york-posts-faces-of-death,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/ny_nyp-450x487.jpg,Watch him get it! http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/there-are-still-some-people-who-think-david-paterson-is-doing-a-good-job,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/paterson_waves.jpg,paterson_waves http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/applied-mathematics-pinch-o-meter,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/appliedmathematics.jpg,appliedmathematics http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/wall-street-traders-sitting-around-like-unemployed-people,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/bored_traders-200x188.jpg,It's tough for traders http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/sothebys-spreads-out-its-diamonds,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sothebysdiamonds.jpg,DIAMONDSES! http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/game-misconduct-celtics-and-bulls-pacquiao-v-hatton-and-mind-that-bird-at-the-derby,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/gamemisconduct.jpg,Game Misconduct http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/handsome-man-sarah-palin-too-pretty-to-be-influential,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sarah-palin-200x250.jpg,"Admit it, there's something kinda hot about her." http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/japan-one-two-three-wipes-youre-out-at-the-old-ballgame,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/washlet-200x274.jpg,This Is What Japanese Baseball Fans Shit On http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/harvard-grads-help-others-needlessly,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-73.jpg,Jared Helps Others http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/can-there-be-wage-growth-erosion-if-wages-barely-grew,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sad_clown.jpg,PLAY THAT SAD TROMBONE http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/penises-the-shape-of-things-to-come,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/penisy.jpg,They Look Like Penises http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/newt-gingrich-is-mean,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/newt_baby-200x240.jpg,newt_baby http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/do-pilates-with-jarvis-cocker-in-paris,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/nyctoparis.jpg,NYC TO PARIS OMG http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/what-if-the-hipster-grifter-were-a-cracker,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-70-200x191.jpg,GRIFT JOB http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/mark-penn-says-what-if,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-69-200x156.jpg,"""I WILL STAB MARK PENN IN THE FACE""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/inside-yayoi-kusamas-magic-box,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/yayoi.jpg,Ya.... YOI! http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/mr-wrong-do-this-now-for-the-future,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mrwrong.jpg,Mr. Wrong http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/dead-portfolio-gets-meta,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/portfolio_homepage.jpg,portfolio_homepage http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/how-to-get-a-cheaper-rent-in-stuyvesant-town,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-65-200x215.jpg,PIG STY TOWN http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/nypds-new-business-cards,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/why_we_frisk.jpg,why_we_frisk http://www.theawl.com/2009/05/britney-spears-is-a-social-networking-stalker,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture-63-200x46.jpg,Brit Twit http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/today-in-recalled-child-death-hazards,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/09206b-200x242.jpg,KILLER COAT KILLS BABIES http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/public-apology-dear-girl-from-california,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/publicapology.jpg,Public Apology http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/when-is-the-internet-going-to-be-free,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/picture-62-200x532.jpg,INTERNET ALL AROUND http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/hopefully-theres-no-swine-flu-in-russia-because-its-right-next-door,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/palin_twitters-450x263.jpg,palin_twitters http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/iflu,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/iphone_app-200x300.jpg,iphone_app http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/social-as-however-do-you-integrate-terrible-events-with-your-online-world,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/socialasdoover.jpg,Social A's http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/bad-titles-for-poems-a-crossword-puzzle-by-alex-pareene,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/crosswordcorner.jpg,crosswordcorner http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/a-note-from-times-publisher-arthur-sulzberger-regarding-carlos-slim,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/carlosslim.jpg,RANSOM NOTE http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/beyonce-would-not-snub-your-private-museum-tour,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/beyonce-200x191.jpg,beyonce http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/nab-woman-in-protracted-gold-bar-grab,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/one_piece_at_a_time-200x147.jpg,one_piece_at_a_time http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/who-pandemic-phase-5,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/outbreak-450x273.gif,outbreak http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/soon-we-will-find-out-when-stars-were-made,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/picture-47-200x268.jpg,"JESUS LOVES YOU, DINO-KITTY" http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/flicked-off-tyson,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/flickedoff.jpg,Flicked Off http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/tween-girls-run-and-destroy-american-idol,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/textingtweenredo-200x175.jpg,SHUT UP TWEEN http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/jenny-mccarthy-accused-of-murder,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/picture-45-450x203.jpg,Jenny McCarthy Body Count http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/a-bad-day-for-things-that-other-things-go-on,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/beer_coaster-200x200.jpg,beer_coaster http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/recapping-television-all-the-dirt-on-last-nights-gossip-girl,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/recappingtelevision.jpg,Recapping Television http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/jesus-h-christ-on-a-license-plate,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/christ_plate.jpg,christ_plate http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/social-as-how-you-should-and-shouldnt-do-karaoke,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/socialasdoover.jpg,Social A's http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/annals-of-promotion-keeping-the-ladies-in-line,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/50sadwomen2-450x450.jpg,50sadwomen2 http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/we-need-to-talk-about-hobbits,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/bilbo_the_hobbit-200x150.jpg,"Bilbo, a hobbit" http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-niko-bellic-dialectic,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/guy_from_gta4-450x294.jpg,guy_from_gta4 http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/awkward-boners-website-features-few-boners-little-awkwardness,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/picture-40-200x193.jpg,Also not a boner! http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/bob-dylan-croaks,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/new_dylan_album.jpg,new_dylan_album http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/face-tracking-is-coming-along-with-a-metal-boot-in-the-face,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/kirk.jpg,GONNA GET YA http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/public-apology-dear-robert-sean-leonard,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/publicapology.jpg,Public Apology http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/rich-people-things-understanding-how-obama-is-not-robbing-the-rich-for-his-scary-social-agenda,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/richpeoplethings.jpg,Rich People Things http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/michael-wolff-is-really-something,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/michael_wolff-200x135.jpg,michael_wolff http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/entitlement-reform-christopher-buckley,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/entitlement.jpg,Entitlement Reform http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/rich-dudes-discover-box-service,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/box-o-wine-200x271.jpg,box-o-wine http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/obituary-for-portfolio,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/portfolio-too-beautiful-for-this-word-200x271.jpg,portfolio-too-beautiful-for-this-word http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/i-sometimes-used-to-wish-bea-arthur-was-my-grandmother-true-story,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/bea_arthur-200x224.jpg,bea_arthur http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/game-misconduct-things-weve-never-seen-before-at-talledega-and-fenway-park,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/gamemisconduct.jpg,Game Misconduct http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/two-years-of-timothy-geithner,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/picture-31-450x293.jpg,Schedule From Hello http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/catmint-in-new-york-city-parks,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/stuyvesant.jpg,A map! http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/how-has-it-only-been-five-days,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/shiftmemo.jpg,Shift(y) Memo http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/americans-suddenly-not-so-sure-they-need-that-ifart-application,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/what-americans-need-200x331.gif,what-americans-need http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/cnn-the-disease-is-the-cure,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/cnn_facebook.jpg,cnn_facebook http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/shut-up-bacon,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/piggies1-450x294.gif,piggies1 http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/a-new-website-that-will-help-advance-society,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/picture-29-200x46.jpg,WELL OMG http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/bernie-madoff-sounds-like-he-was-a-difficult-person-to-work-for,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/bernie_madoff-200x258.jpg,bernie_madoff http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/trading-alpacas-for-visas,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/alpaca-200x150.jpg,ALPACA THIS http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/when-mormons-attack-only-rock-and-roll-will-save-you,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/mormon_cricket-450x556.jpg,mormon_cricket http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/bronx-zoo-fries-animals-is-the-kind-of-story-that-would-sell-papers,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/post_animal_front-450x377.jpg,post_animal_front http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/extremely-talented-people-sometimes-recap-american-idol,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/david-archuleta-blog-200x301.jpg,VIRGIN ARCHULETA http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/i-keep-mine-hidden,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/morrisey_party-450x349.jpg,morrisey_party http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/obama-and-tiger-and-thats-all-im-saying,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/tigerwoods22.jpg,The President meets a popular figure from the world of sport http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/is-a-link-payment,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/head-scratcher-200x146.jpg,Hmm! http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/museums-selling-off-art,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/picture-27-450x64.jpg,Noland! http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/because-what-youre-gonna-fly-coach,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/beechcraft_ad-450x626.jpg,beechcraft_ad http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/even-maritime-aficionados-not-immune-to-economic-calamity,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/sit-on-your-yacht-and-cry-about-it-200x150.jpg,sit-on-your-yacht-and-cry-about-it http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/tom-izzo-wtf,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/izzo_goes_to_broadway-450x351.jpg,izzo_goes_to_broadway http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/jared-kushner-spoils-fairly-decent-cover-story,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/jkushner-200x193.jpg,J-KUSH http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/this-cat-is-terrifying,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/shiftmemo.jpg,Shift(y) Memo http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/gm-to-take-the-summer-off,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/picture-25-200x182.jpg,CAR GO BOOM http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/peter-kaplan-leaving-the-observer,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/picture-24-200x181.jpg,"Oh Kaplan, My Kaplan" http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/person-with-twice-weekly-column-feels-no-need-to-provide-instant-updates,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/whale-200x150.jpg,whale http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/making-plans-selling-out-and-the-prisoners-dilemma-of-friendship-communication,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/socialaredo.jpg,Social A's http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/tina-and-maureen-a-crossword-puzzle-by-alex-pareene,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/crosswordcorner.jpg,crosswordcorner http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/wsj-headline-inspires-childish-post,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/probes1.jpg,Journal headline: Probes http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/mercedes-benz-throws-a-manhattan-fire-sale,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/mbenz-200x111.jpg,Oh Mercedes http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/plus-her-dog-will-protect-her,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/pfro-200x215.jpg,pfro http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/two-years-of-the-atlantic-for-20,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/200905_toc-200x266.jpg,THE HOTLANTIC http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/on-second-thought-phil-markoff-was-always-a-big-jerk-says-girl-who-knew-him-in-ninth-grade,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/phil-markoff2.jpg,phil-markoff2 http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/i-will-settle-for-8,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/carville_book.jpg,carville_book http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/web-comix-alright,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/glns4-200x242.jpg,"Good Luck, Don't Suck" http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/gluttony-drinking-nuvo-and-getting-faced,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/gluttony1.jpg,Gluttony! 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http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/theres-a-fly-on-the-windscreen-please-smash-it,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/picture-20-200x125.jpg,Crap Celebration http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/also-will-we-link-to-every-story-in-this-weeks-new-yorker-by-wednesday-probably,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/adderall-200x150.jpg,adderall http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/what-if-the-wingnuts-were-right-about-aliens,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/picture-18-200x164.jpg,"Now that is some real ""aliens""" http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-market-sucked-but-not-for-everyone-who-got-out,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/picture-17-200x168.jpg,DOWWWWWWWWW http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/how-to-treat-the-screaming-magenta-two-year-old,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/underparenting.jpg,underparenting http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/people-who-tanked-the-economy-have-feelings-too,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/sit-on-your-yacht-and-cry-about-it-200x150.jpg,sit-on-your-yacht-and-cry-about-it http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/omfg-saturn,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/saturn.jpg,OMFG SATURN!!!! 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http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-financial-media-is-stupid-but-so-am-i,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/picture-2.jpg,waves http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/there-is-no-logical-reason-that-i-chose-this-movie-but-whatever,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dana_milbank_profile_page-200x237.jpg,dana_milbank_profile_page http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/is-it-curtains-for-palin-and-will-her-sister-in-law-steal-those-curtains,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/sarah_palin1-200x200.jpg,sarah_palin1 http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/992,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/raymond_harding_arrested2.jpg,raymond_harding_arrested2 http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/you-know-because-hes-black,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/tea_party_sign.jpg,tea_party_sign http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/teabaggers-also-be-careful-if-they-ask-you-about-docking,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/teabagger_warning-450x100.jpg,teabagger_warning http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/how-things-work-goldman-sachs-edition,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/goldman_sachs_headquarters-200x281.jpg,goldman_sachs_headquarters http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/people-come-home-from-war-dead,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/picture-1-450x246.jpg,Many Coffins http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/i-pass-like-night-from-land-to-land,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ludacris-450x218.jpg,ludacris http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/intermarriage-bad,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/chuck_hapsburg.jpg,chuck_hapsburg http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/tea-parties-are-all-the-rage,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/tea_parties-450x144.gif,tea_parties http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/cellphones-and-tumors,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/smartalex.jpg,Alex? Smart! http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/webby-awards-totally-inflated,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/picture-90-450x238.jpg,INFLATION! http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/new-videogame-for-saw-is-super-grody,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/picture-89-450x260.jpg,GAH A THING IS ON MY HEAD! http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/atlantic-finally-pulls-alec-baldwin-book-out-of-galley-pile,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/baldwin_book-200x332.jpg,baldwin_book http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/woody-allen-on-philosophy,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/picture-88-200x127.jpg,"Oh, Woody" http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/sarah-lacys-just-a-girl,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/brenda1-200x180.gif,brenda1 http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/protest-them-all-let-god-sort-them-out,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/shitsandwich1.jpg,shitsandwich1 http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/gop-illustrates-cartoon-ideas-with-actual-cartoons,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/solutions-450x302.gif,solutions http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/phil-spector-convicted,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/phil_spector-200x302.jpg,phil_spector http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/and-soon-annie-leibovitz-will-be-working-front-of-the-house-at-monkey-bar,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/waverly_inn_mural-450x241.jpg,waverly_inn_mural http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/teabaggers-should-have-voted-democrat,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/picture-86-450x362.jpg,Teabag THIS http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/marilyn-chambers-dead,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/marilyn_chambers-200x244.jpg,marilyn_chambers http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-cougar-explains-itself,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/picture-84-200x184.jpg,Cougar! http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/frumpy-lady-surprises,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/smiley_face-200x200.jpg,smiley_face http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/cheap-heroin-for-all,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/herion_fix1-200x106.gif,herion_fix1 http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/814,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/picture-82-200x129.jpg,Citi http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/this-week-in-new-yorker-poetry,http://cdn0.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/picture-81-200x77.jpg,Galassis bed-in http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/funny-people-opens-july-31-2009,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/seth_rogen-200x205.jpg,seth_rogen http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/kurt-andersen-at-work,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/kurtandersen-450x292.jpg,EXAMINE!! http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/it-begins-with-el-productos,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/garcia_y_vega_cigar-200x380.jpg,garcia_y_vega_cigar http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/avast-mateys-we-be-highjackin-your-logo,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ny_nyp-450x69.jpg,ny_nyp http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/the-shadow-editors-the-los-angeles-times,http://cdn2.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/shadoweditors.jpg,The Shadow Editors http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/media-elite-has-an-average-age-of-55,http://cdn.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/davidgregory.jpg,I'M YOUNG! 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