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The Witch of Edmonton: A known true STORY.
Composed into A TRAGI-COMEDY By divers well-esteemed Poets; William Rowley, Thomas Dekker, Iohn Ford, &c.
Acted by the Princes Servants, often at the Cock-Pit in Drury-Lane, once at Court, with singular Applause.
Never printed till now.
London, Printed by J. Cottrel, for Edward Blackmore, at the Angel in PChurch-yard. 1658.
Alone? then must I tell thee in plain terms, thou hast wrong'd thy Master's house basely and lewdly.
Nay, nay, talk not of your occasions, trust my bounFrank?
No Gentleman, I, Mr. Thorney; spare the Mastership, call me by my name, John Carter; Master is a title my Father, nor his before him, were acquainted with. Honest Hertforshire Yeo
How? no security? although it need not, so long as you live; yet who is he has surety of his life one hour? Men, the Proverb says, are mortal: else, for my part, I distrust you not, were the sum double.
Double, trebble, more or less; I tell you, Mr. Thorney, I'll give no security. Bonds and Bills are but Tarriers to catch Fools, and keep lazy Knaves busie; my security shall be pre
I like young Frank well, so does my Susan too. The Girl has a fancy to him, which makes me ready in my Purse. There be other Suitors within, that make much noise to little purpose. If Frank love Sue, Sue shall have none but Frank. 'Tis a manThorney, though but an homely man's Daughter. There have worse Faces look'd out of black Bags, Man.
You speak your minde freely and honestly. I mar
To day or to morrow, when he comes he shall be wel
How now Girls? every day play-day with you? VVarbeck with Susan, Somerton with Katherine.Valentine's day too, all by couples? Thus will young folks do when we are laid in our Graves, Mr. Thorney. Here's all the care they take. And how do you finde the VVenches, Gentlemen? have they any minde to a loose Gown and a strait Shooe? VVin'em, and wear'em. They shall chuse for themselves by my consent.
You speak like a kinde Father. Sue, thou hearest the liberty that 's granted thee. VVhat sayest thou? wilt thou be mine?
Canst thou be so unkinde? considering how dearly I af
You are studied too Scholar-like in words: I understand not. I am too course for such a Gallants love as you are.
Take a false oath? Fie, fie, flatter the wise: fools not regard it; and one of these am I.
Let 'em talk on, Mr. Thorney. I know Sue's minde. The Flye may buz about the Candle, he shall but singe his VVings when all 's done. Frank, Frank is he has her heart.
Warbeck and Sue are at it still. I laugh to my self, Mr. Thorney, to see how earnestly he beats the Bush, while the Bird is flown into anothers bosom. A very unthrift, Mr. Thorney; one of the Country roaring Lads: we have such as well as the City, and as arrant Rake-hells as they are, though not so nimble at their prizes of wit. Sue knows the Raskal to an hairs breadth, and will fit him accordingly.
One Somerton, the honester man of the two, by 5 l. in every stone-weight. A civil Fellow. He has a fine convenient EWest-ham by Essex. M. Ranges that dwells by Enfield, sent him hither. He likes Kate well. I may tell you, I think she likes him as well. If they agree, I'll not hinder the match for my part. But that Warbeck is such another—. I use him kindly for Mr. Somerton's sake: for he came hither first as a Companion of his. Honest men, Mr. Thorney, may fall into Knaves company, now and then.
God-a-mercy, Sue. She'll
Arthur Clarington, your Master?
Gentlemen all, there's within a slight Dinner ready, if you please to taste of it: Mr. Thorney, Mr. Francis, Mr. Somerton. VVhy Girls? what, Huswives, will you spend all your fore
On every side I am distracted: Am waded deeper into mischief, then vertue can avoid. But on I must: Fate leads me: I will follow. There you read what may confirm you.
Yes, and wonder at it. Forgive me, Frank. Credulity abus'd me. My tears express my joy: and I am sorry I injur'd in
Alas! I knew your rage and grief proceeded from your love to me: so I conceiv'd it.
My good Son, I'll bear with many faults in thee here
VVhy Mr. Thorney, d'ye mean to talk out your dinFrank ▪
or Son
Marry and much good may it do thee, Son. Take her to thee. Get me a brace of Boys at a burthen, Frank. The nur
A good motion. VVe'll e'en have an houshold DinSue, to morrow. Shall's to Dinner now?
I do, VVitch, I do: and worse I would, knew I a name more hateful. VVhat makest thou upon my ground?
You-won't, Churl. Cut-throat, Miser: there they be. VVould they stuck cross thy throat, thy bowels, thy maw, thy midriff.
Dost strike me
A new head for the Tabor, and silver tipping for the Pipe. Remember that, and forget not five lesh of new Bells.
Double Bells? double Coxcombs; Trebles: buy me Trebles, all Trebles: for our purpose is to be in the Altitudes.
Not one: The Morrice is so cast, we'll have neither Mean nor Base in our company, Fellow Rowland.
By no means, no hunting Counter; leave that to Envile Chase-Men: all Trebles, all in the Altitudes. Now for the disposing of Parts in the Morrice, little or no labour will serve.
If you that be minded to follow your Leader, know me, an ancient Honor belonging to our house, for a Fore-horse, team, and for gallant in a Morrice: my Father's Stable is not unfurnish'd.
For a Hobby-horse? Let me see an Almanack. Midsummer-Moon, let me see ye. VVhen the Moon's in the full, then's wit in the wane. No more. Use your best skill. Your Mor
Yes, and most sudden. Remember the For
Cuddy Banks, have you forgot since he pac'd it from Envile Chase to Edmonton? Cuddy, honest Cuddy, cast thy stuff.
Suffer may ye all. It shall be known, I can take mine ease as well as another Man. Seek your Hobby-horse where you can get him.
To shew I am not flint; but affable, as you say, very well stuft, a kinde of warm Dowe or Puff-paste, I relent, I connive, most affable Jack: let the Hobby-horse provide a strong back, he shall not want a belly when I am in 'em. But Uds me, Mother Sawyer.
Bless us, Cuddy, and let her curse her tother eye out. VVhat dost now?
Ungirt, unbless'd, says the Proverb. But my Girdle shall serve a riding knit: and a fig for all the VVitches in Chri
Ill morrow to thee, and all the world, that flout a poor old woman. To death pursue 'em, and sanctabacetur nomen tuum.
I would I might else. But Witch or no Witch, you are a motherly woman: and though my Father be a kinde of God bless us, as they say, I have an earnest suit to you; and if you'll be so kinde to ka me one good turn, I'll be so courteous as to kob you another.
VVhat's that? to spurn, beat me, and call me VVitch, as your kinde Father doth?
My Father? I am asham'd to own him. If he has hurt the head of thy credit, there's money to buy thee a Playster: and a small courtesie I would require at thy hands.
You seem a good young Man, and I must dissemble, the better to accomplish my revenge. But for this silver, what wouldst have me do? bewitch thee?
No, by no means; I am bewitch'd already. I would
Bewitch'd me, Hisce auribus. I saw a little Devil flie out of her eye like a Burbolt, which sticks at this hour up to the Feathers in my heart. Now my request is, to send one of thy what d'ye call 'ems, either to pluck that out, or stick another as fast in hers. Do, and here's my hand, I am thine for three lives.
We shall have sport. Thou art in love with her.
Up to the very hilts, Mother.
And thou'ldst have me make her love thee too.
I think she'll prove a VVitch in earnest. Yes, I could finde in my heart to strike her three quarters deep in love with me too.
Truely, Mother Witch, I do verily believe so: and when I see it done, I shall be half perswaded so too.
It's enough. VVhat Art can do, be sure of: turn to the West, and whatsoe'er thou hearest or seest, stand silent, and be not afraid.
Afraid, Mother Witch? turn my face to the West? I said I should always have a back-friend of her; and now it's out. And her little Devil should be hungry, come sneaking behinde me, like a cowardly Catchpole, and clap his Talents on my Haunches. 'Tis woundy cold sure. I dudder and shake like an Aspen-leaf e
Scarce in a clean life, Mother Witch. But did your Gobblin and you spout Latine together?
I heard I know not the Devil what mumble in a scurvy
Learned Man? learned Devil it was as soon? But what? what comfortable news about the Party?
Who? Kate Carter? I'll tell thee, thou knowst the Style at the West-end of thy Father's Pease-Field, be there to morrow
In the Pease-field? Has she a minde to Codlings al
To a sight of her, I mean. She will seem wantonly coy, and flee thee: but follow her close, and boldly: do but embrace her in thy arms once, and she is thine own.
At the Style, at the West-end of my Father's Pease
How now Gentlemen, cloudy? I know Mr. Warbeck, you are in a fog about my Daughters marriage.
Nor you me justly. VVedding and hanging are tied up both in a Proverb; and Destiny is the Juggler that unties the knot. My hope is, you are reserved to a richer fortune then my poor Daughter.
Yet some Gentlemen break in that point, now and then, by your leave, Sir.
I confess thou hast had a little wrong in the VVench: but patience is the onely salve to cure it. Since Thorney has won the VVench, he has most reason to wear her.
Come, frolick Ned, were every man master of his own for
You hold yours in a string though. 'Tis well: but if there be any equity, look thou to meet the like usage e're long.
In my love to her Sister Katherine? Indeed, they are a pair of Arrows drawn out of one Quiver, and should flie at an even length, if she do run after her Sister.
Look for the same mercy at my hands, as I have received at thine.
She'll keep a surer compass. I have too strong a confi
And that confidence is a winde, that has blown many a married Man ashore at Cuckolds Haven, I can tell you: I wish yours more prosperous though.
No more of that, if you love me. But for the more as
Leave the mannage of the rest to my care. But see, the Bridegroom and Bride comes; the new pair of Sheffeild-Knives fitted both to one sheath.
The Sheath might have been better fitted, if some body had their due. But—
No harsh language, if thou lovest me. Frank Thorney has done—
No more then I, or thou, or any man, things so standing, would have attempted.
Come, give thee joy. Mayst thou live long and happy in thy fair choice.
I thank yee Gentlemen. Kinde Mr. Warbeck, I find you loving.
Nay, you shall not part till you see the Barrels run a-tilt, Gentlemen.
Dear, say not so: a Spirit of your constancy cannot endure his change for nothing. I have observ'd strange variations in you.
In you, Sir. Awake: you seem to dream, and in your sleep
Come, you shall not; indeed, you shall not shut me from partaking the least dislike that grieves you. I am all yours.
You are not, if you keep the least grief from me: but I find the cause; it grew from me.
From some distaste in me or my behaviour: you are not kinde in the concealment. 'Las, Sir, I am young, silly, and plain; more strange to those contents a wife should offer. Say but in what I fail, I'll study satisfaction.
I know I do. Knew I as well in what, you should not long be sullen. Prithee Love, if I have been immodest or too bold, speak't in a frown: if peevishly too nice, shew't in a smile. Thy liking is the glass by which I'll habit my behaviour.
You, Sweet, have the power to make me passionate as an April-day: now smile, then weep; now pale, then crimson red. You are the powerful Moon of my bloods Sea, to make it ebb or flow into my face, as your looks change.
Two wives? Sir, I take it exceeding likely. But let not conceit hurt you: you are afraid to bury me?
I hope, Sir, she may live to take my place. But why should all this move you?
The poor Girl, she has't before thee, and that's the Fiend torments me.
Yet why should this raise mutiny within you? such presages prove often false: or say it should be true?
Pritheee, prithe, talk not of death or graves; thou
Yet you still move in your first sphere of discontent. Sweet, chase those clouds of sorrow, and shine cleerly on me.
For a time I must: but how? as Birds their young, or loving Bees their Hives, to fetch home richer dainties.
Leave me? Now has my fear met its effect. You shall not, cost it my life, you shall not.
Like to the Lap-wing have you all this while with your false love deluded me? pretending counterfeit senses for your dis
Your pre-appointed meeting of single combate with young Warbeck.
Even so: dissemble not; 'tis too apparent. Then in his look I read it: deny it not; I see't apparent: cost it my undoing, and unto that my life, I will not leave you.
NAy, Cuddy, prithee do not leave us now: if we part all this night, we shall not meet before day.
If you were wise, a word would serve: but as you are, I must be forc'd to tell you again, I have a little private business, an hours work; it may prove but an half hours, as luck may serve; and then I take horse and along with you. Have we e're a Witch in the Morice?
No, no; no womans part, but Maid-marian, and the Hobby-horse.
Faith, VVitches themselves are so common now a days, that the counterfeit will not be regarded. They say we have three or four in Edmonton, besides Mother Sawyer.
So would not I; for if she comes, the Devil and all comes along with her.
VVell, I'll have a Witch: I have lov'd a VVitch ever since I play'd at Cherry-pit. Leave me, and get my horse dress'd: give him Oats; but water him not till I come. VVhither do we foot it first?
VVell, I'am content: but we must up to Carter's, the rich Yeoman. I must be seen on Hobby-horse there.
O, I smell him now: I'll lay my ears Banks is in love, and that's the reason he would walk melancholy by himself.
Go to: no more of that. When I understand what you speak, I know what you say: believe that.
VVell, 'twas I, I'll not deny it: I meant no hurt in't. I have seen you walk up to Carter's of Chessum. Banks, were not you there last Shrovetide?
How could that be, when there are but seven dayes in the week?
Prithee peace, I reckon stila nova, as a Traveller: thou understandest as a fresh-water Farmer, that never sawest a week beyond Sea. Ask any Souldier that ever received his pay but in the Low Countries, and he'll tell thee there are eight days in the week there, hard by. How dost thou think they rise in high Germany, Italy, and those remoter places?
No, simply as thou understandest. Prithee, look but in the Lover's Almanack, when he has been but three days absent; Oh, says he, I have not seen my Love these seven yeets: there's a long cut. When he comes to her again, and embraces her, O, says he, now methinks I am in Heaven; and that's a pretty step: he that can get up to Heaven in ten days, need not repent his journey. You may ride a hundred days in a Caroch, and be further off then when you set forth. But I pray you, good Morrice-mates, now leave me. I will be with you by midnight.
Well, since he will be alone, we'll back again, and trouble him no more.
The Hobby-horse shall be remembred. But hark you: get Poldavis, the Barber's Boy for the Witch; because he can shew his Art better then another.
Well, now to my walk. I am neer the place where I should meet
Katherine's Dock, my sweet Katherine's Dock, and I'll be a Fare to thee. That way? nay, which way thou wilt, thou know'st the way better then I. Fine gentle Cur it is, and well brought up, I warrant him. VVe go a ducking, Spaniel; thou shalt fetch me the Ducks, pretty kinde Rascal.
I? is that the watch-word? She's come. Well, if ever we be married, it shall be at Barking-Church, in memory of thee. Now come behinde, kinde Cur.
O see, we meet in Metre. What? dost thou trip from me? Oh that I were upon my Hobby-horse, I would mount after thee so nimble. Stay, Nymph, stay, Nymph, sing'd Apollo: tarry and kiss me; sweet Nymph stay: tarry and kiss me, Sweet. We will to Chessum-street, and then to the house stands in the high-way. Nay, by your leave, I must embrace you. Oh help, help, I am drown'd, I am drown'd.
This was an ill night to go a wooing in; I finde it now in Pond'Katherine's Dock, I was almost at Gravesend. I'll never go to a Wench in the Dog-days again; yet 'tis cool enough. Had you never a paw in this Dog-trick? a mangie take that black hide of yours: I'll throw you in at Limehouse in some Tanner's Pit or other.
How now? who's that laughs at me? Hist to him.
How now? who's that speaks? I hope you have not your reading Tongue about you.
The Devil you can. You have read Esop's Fables then: I have play'd one of your parts then; the Dog that catch'd at the shadow in the water. Pray you, let me catechize you a little: VVhat might one call your name, Dog?
'Tis well; and she may call me Ass: so there's an whole one betwixt us, Tom-Ass. She said, I should follow you, indeed. VVell, Tom, give me thy fist; we are Friends: you shall be mine Ingle: I love you; but I pray you let's have no more of these ducking devices.
Not, if you love me. Dogs love where they are beloved. Cherish me, and I'll do any thing for thee.
VVell, you shall have Jowls and Livers: I have Butchets to my Friends that shall bestow 'em: and I will keep Crusts and Bones for you, if you'll be a kinde Dog, Tom.
Wilt thou? That promise shall cost me a brown Loaf, though I steal it out of my Father's Cupboard. You'll eat stollen Goods, Tom, will you not?
You shall not starve, Ningle Tom; believe that, if you love Fish, I'll help you to Maids and Soles. I'm acquainted with a Fishmonger.
One thing I would request you, Ningle, as you have play'd the Knavish Cur with me a little, that you would mingle amongst our Morrice-Dancers in the morning. You can dance?
Yes, yes, any thing: I'll be there, but unseen to any but thy self. Get thee gone before: feare not my presence. I have work to night. I serve more Masters, more Dames then one.
On sweet Ningle, thy neuse once again. Friends must part for a time: farewel, with this remembrance; shalt have bread too when we meet again. If ever there were an honest Devil, 'twill be the Devil of Edmonton, I see. Farewel Tom. I prithee dog me as soon as thou canst.
You see I had no purpose: I'm unarm'd. 'Tis this minutes decree, and it must be. Look, this will serve your turn.
I'll not turn from it, if you be earst, Sir. Yet you may tell me wherefore you'll kill me.
Let's o'retake the murtherers. Speak whilst thou canst; anon may be too late. I fear thou hast deaths mark upon thee too.
Keep oath with murtherers? that were a conscience to hold the Devil in.
Th' others Cloak branch'd Velvet black, Velvet lin'd his Suit.
Now am I beyond mine own condition highly dispos'd to mirth.
Come, will you set your selves in Morrice-ray? the fore-Bell, second Bell, Tenor and great Bell;
VVe stay but for the Hobby-horse, Sir: all our Footmen are ready.
Onely my Horse wanted a Shooe, Sir: but we shall make you amends e're we part.
A bowl, I prithee, and a little for my Horse,
E'en when you will, Children. Now in the name of the best foot forward. How now? not a word in thy Guts? I think, Children, my Instrument has caught cold on the sudden.
Why what would you have him do? You hear his Fid
I'll lay mine Ear to my Instrument, that my poor Fiddle is bewitch'd. I play'd The Flowers in May, e'en now, as sweet as a Violet; now 'twill not go against the hair: you see I can make no more Musick then a Beetle of a Cow-turd.
Let me see, Father Sawgut, say, once you had a brave HobNingle, away with it.
There's my Rival taken up for Hang-man's meat. Tom told me he was about a piece of Villany. Mates and MorriceNingle.
MY Horse this morning runs most pitiously of the Glaunders, whose nose yesternight was as clean as any Man's here now coming from the Barbers; and this I'll take my death upon 'tis long of this Jadish Witch, Mother Sawyer.
I took my Wife and a Servingman in our Town of Edmonton, thrashing in my Barn together, such Corn as Country-VVenches carry to Market; and examining my Polecat why she did so, she swore in her conscience she was bewitch'd: and what Witch have we about us, but Mother Sawyer?
Rid the Town of her, else all our Wives will do nothing else but dance al out other Country May-poles.
Our Cattel fall, our Wives fall, our Daughters fall, and Maid-servants fall; and we our selves shall not be able to stand, if this Beast be suffered to graze amongst us.
A handful of Thatch pluck'd off a Hovel of hers: and they say, when 'tis burning, if she be a VVitch, she'll come run
Fire it, fire it: I'll stand between thee and home for any danger.
Diseases, Plagues; the curse of an old VVoman follow and fall upon you.
A crew of Villains, a knot of bloody Hang-men set to torment me I know not why.
VVoman? a She-hell-cat, a Witch: to prove her one, we no sooner set fire on the Thatch of her House, but in she came running, as if the Divel had sent her in a Barrel of Gun-powder; which trick as surely proves her a VVitch, as the Pox in a snuffling nose, is a sign a Man is a Whore-master.
Come, come; firing her Thatch? ridiculous: take heed Sirs what you do: unless your proofs come better arm'd, instead of turning her into a VVitch, you'll prove your selves starke Fools.
Pray, Mr. Justice what do you call 'em, hear me but in one thing: This grumbling Devil owes me I know no good will ever since I fell out with her.
So, Sir, ever since, having a Dun-Cow tied up in my Back-side, let me go thither, or but cast mine eye at her, and if I should be hang'd, I cannot chuse, though it be ten times in an hour, but run to the Cow, and taking up her tail, kiss (saving your Worship's Reverence) my Gow behinde; That the whole Town of Edmonton has been ready to be-piss themselves with laughing me to scorn.
VVho the Devil else? for is any man such an Ass, to be such a Baby, if he were not bewitch'd?
Nay, if she be a VVitch, and the harms she does end in such sports, she may scape burning.
Go, go; pray vex her not: she is a Subject, and you must not be Judges of the Law to strike her as you please.
Here's none now, Mother Sawyer, but this Gentleman, my self and you; let us to some milde Questions, have you milde Answers? Tell us honestly, and with a free confession, (we'll do our best to wean you from it) are you a VVitch, or no?
I am none. None but base Curs so bark at me. I am none. Or would I were: if every poor old VVoman be trod on thus by
Sawcie? by what commission can he send my Soul on the Divel's Errand, more then I can his? is he a Landlord of my Soul, to thrust it when he list out of door?
A Man: perhaps, no Man. Men in gay clothes, whose Backs are laden with Titles and Honours, are within far more crooked then I am; and if I be a VVitch, more VVitch-like.
Y' are a base Hell-hound. And now, Sir, let me tell you, Far and neer she's bruited for a woman that maintains a Spirit that sucks her.
Go, go, I can, if need be, bring an hundred voyces e'en here in Edmonton, that shall lowd proclaim thee for a secret and pernicious Witch.
For his confusion.
The Maid has been churming Butter nine hours; but it shall not come.
See, see, see; the Man i'th' Moon has built a new Wind-mill, and what running there's from all quarters of the City to learn the Art of Grinding!
Hoyda! a-pox of the Devil's false Hopper! all the golSawyer?
Art thou? I prithee let me scratch thy Face; for thy Pen has flea'd off a great many mens skins. You'll have brave doings in the Vacation; for Knaves and Fools are at variance in every Village. I'll sue Mother Sawyer, and her own Sow shall give in evidence against her.
Oh my Ribs are made of a paynd Hose, and they break. There's a Lancashire Horn-pipe in my throat: hark how it tickles it, with Doodle, Doodle, Doodle, Doodle. VVelcome Serjeants: welcome Devil. Hands, hands; hold hands, and dance a-round, a-round, a-round.
Catch her fast, and have her into some close Chamber: do, for she's as many VVives are, stark mad.
No, on my conscience, she would not hurt a Devil of two yeers old.
Nothing: she's become nothing, but the miserable trunk of a wretched woman. We were in her hands as Reeds in a mighty Tempest: spight of our strengths, away she brake; and no
It's any Man's case, be he never so wise, to die when his brains go a wool-gathering.
Masters, be rul'd by me; let's all to a Justice. Hag, thou hast done this, and thou shalt answer it.
Get a VVarrant first to examine her, then ship her to Newgate: here's enough, if all her other villanies were pardon'd, to burn her for a VVitch. You have a Spirit, they say, comes to you in the likeness of a Dog; we shall see your Cur at one time or other: if we do, unless it be the Devil himself, he shall go how
How, Father? you send the poor dumb thing howling to th'Goal? He that makes him howl, makes me roar.
No matter, if I do or not. He's baylable I am sure by Law. But if the Dog's word will not be taken, mine shall.
Yes, or a Bitch either, being my Friend. I'll lie by the heels my self, before Puppison shall: his Dog-days are not come yet, I hope.
See him? yes, and given him a bone to gnaw twenty times. The Dog is no Court foysting Hound, that fills his belly
Paris-Garden Bandog neither, that keeps a Bough, wough, woughing, to have Butchers bring their Curs thither; and when all comes to all, they run away like Sheep: neither is this the black Dog of New-gate.
A gross lye as big as my self. The Devil in St. Dunstan's will as soon drink with this poor Cur, as with any Temple-Bar-Laundress, that washes and wrings Lawyers.
The voice of a Dog? if that voice were a Dog's, what voice had my Mother? so am I a Dog: bough, wough, wough: it was I that bark'd so, Father, to make Cocks-combs of these Clowns.
However, we'll be Cocks-comb'd no longer: away therefore to th' Justice for a Warrant; and then, Gammer Gurton, have at your Needle of VVitch-craft.
Ningle, you had like to have spoyl'd all with your Boughings. I was glad to put 'em off with one of my Dog-tricks, on a sudden, I am bewitch'd, little Cost-me-nought, to love thee—a Pox, that Morrice makes me spit in thy mouth. I dare not stay. FareNingle; you whoreson Dogs-nose. Farewel Witch.
Minde him not, he's not worth thy worrying: run at a fairer Game: that fowl-mouth'd Knight, scurvy Sir Arthur, flie at him, my Tommy; and pluck out's throat.
No, no; 'tis well: fall to, fall to. A Knife: here's ne
Sister, O Sister, I am ill upon a sudden; and can eat no
In very deed you shall. The want of Food makes you so faint. Ha! here's none in your pocket. I'll go fetch a Knife.
For your sake I put on a shape that's false; yet do I wear a heart true to you as your own.
VVould mine and thine were Fellows in one house. Kneel by me here: on this side now? How dar'st thou come to mock me on both sides of my bed?
But just now: out-face me, stare upon me with strange postures: turn my Soul wilde by a face in which were drawn a thou
Believe it, I came no neerer to you then you place, at your beds-feet; and of the house had leave, calling my self your Horse
Then 'twas my Fancy. Some Wind-mill in my
I have run madding up and down to find you, being laden with the heaviest News that ever poor Daughter carried.
Dead, Sir! O Father, we are cozen'd: you are told the Mur
To cut my Chicken up, my Chicken; be you my Car
My stomack and my sight are taken from me; all is not well within me.
I believe thee, Boy: I that have seen so many Moons clap their Horns on other mens Foreheads to strike them sick, yet mine to scape, and be well! I that never cast away a Fee upon Urinals, but am as sound as an honest mans Conscience when hee's dying, I should cry out as thou dost, All is not well within me, felt I but the Bag of thy imposthumes. Ah poor Villaine! Ah my wounded Ras
Ile go to fetch him: Ile make an holiday to see thee as I wish.
Your sins the blacker, so to abuse his goodness. Master, how do you?
Pretty well now, boy: I have such odd qualms come cross my stomack! Ile fall too: boy, cut me.
No, no, no: a Wing? would I had Wings but to soar up you Tower: but here's a Clog that hinders me. What's that?
That? what? O now I see her; 'tis a young Wench, my Daughter, Sirrah, sick to the death: and hearing thee to be an ex
For pities sake, remove her: see, she stares with one broad open eye still in my face.
Thou puttest both hers out, like a Villaine as thou art; yet see, she is willing to lend thee one againe to finde out the Mur
O thou merciless Slave! she was (though yet above ground) in her Grave to me, but thou hast torn it up againe. Mine eyes too
For thee, sirrah, sirrah: some knives have foolish Posies upon them, but thine has a villanous one; look, Oh! it is enam
I beseech you, Sir, strike him no more; you see he's dead already.
O, Sir! you held his Horses, you are as arrant a Rogue as he: up, go you too.
As y'are a man, throw not upon that Woman your loads of tyrannie, for she's innocent.
How? how? a woman? is't grown to a fashion for wo
I am not as my disguise speaks me, Sir, his Page; but his first onely wife, his lawful wife.
The wrongs which singly fell on your Daughter, on me are multiplyed: she lost a life, but I, an Husband and my self must lose, if you call him to a Bar for what he has done.
O pardon me, dear heart! I am mad to lose thee, and know not what I speak: but if thou didst, I must arraigne this Father for two sins, Adultery and Murther.
Arraigne me for what thou wilt, all Middlesex knows me better for an honest man, then the middle of a Market place knows thee for an honest woman: rise, Sirrah, and don your Tacklings, rig your self for the Gallows, or I'll carry thee thither on my back: your Trull shall to th' Goal go with you; there be as fine New-gate birds as she, that can draw him in. Pox on's wounds.
I have serv'd thee, and my wages now are paid, Yet my worst punishment shall, I hope, be staid.
Thee. Ha! No, 'tis my black Cur I am cursing, for not attending
VVhy dost thou thus appear to me in white, as if thou wert the Ghost of my dear love?
I am dogged, list not to tell thee, yet to torment thee: my whiteness puts thee in minde of thy winding Sweet.
Yes, if the Dog of Hell be near thee. VVhen the De
He has the back of a Sheep, but the belly of an Otter: de
Yes, thou dissembling Hell-hound: why now in white more then at other times?
Be blasted with the News; whiteness is days Foot-boy, a forerunner to light, which shews thy old rivel'd face: Villaines are strip't naked, the Witch must be beaten out of her Cock-pit.
I'll sell my self to twenty thousand Fiends, to have thee orn in pieces then.
Thou canst not: thou art so ripe to fall into Hell, that no note of my Kennel will so much as bark at him that hangs thee.
Spight of the Devil and thee, I'll muzzle up my Tongue from telling Tales.
And ere the Executioner catch thee full in's Claws, thou'lt confess all.
No, no, no, old Crone; your Mittimus shall be made thither, but your own Jaylors shall receive you. Away with her.
My Tommie! my sweet Tom-boy! O thou Dog! dost thou now fly to thy Kennel and forsake me? Plagues and Consum
I would fain meet with mine Ingle once more; he has had a Claw amongst 'um: my Rival that lov'd my VVench, is like to be hang'd like an innocent; a kinde Cur, where he takes; but where he takes not, a dogged Rascal. I know the Villaine loves me: no. [Barks.] Art thou there? that's Toms voice, but 'tis not he: this is a Dog of another hair: this? bark and not speak to me? not Tom then: there's as much difference betwixt Tom and this, as be
VVhilst I serv'd my old Dame Sawyer, 'twas: I'm gone from her now.
Gone? away with the VVitch then too: shee'll never thrive if thou leav'st her; she knows no more how to kill a Cow, or a Horse, or a Sow, without thee, then she does to kill a Goose.
No, she has done killing now, but must be kill'd for what she has done: she's shortly to be hang'd.
Is she? in my conscience if she be, 'tis thou hast brought her to the Gallows, Tom.
Right: I serv'd her to that purpose, 'twas part of my VVages.
This was no honest Servants part, by your leave Tom: this remember, I pray you, between you and I; I entertain'd you ever as a Dog, not as a Devil.
I do not then wonder at the change of your garments, if you can enter into shapes of VVomen too.
Any shape, to blind such silly eyes as thine; but chiefly those course Creatures, Dog or Cat, Hare, Ferret, Frog, Toad.
It seems you Devils have poor thin souls, that you can bestow your selves in such small bodies: but pray you Tom, one question at parting, I think I shall never see you more; where do you borrow those Bodies that are none of your own? the garment
Onely for my mindes sake, Tom, and to tell some of my Friends.
Yes, I am partly a witness to this, but I never could emTom; well, againe I thank thee, Tom, for all this counsel, without a Fee too; there's few Lawyers of thy minde now: certainly Tom, I begin to pity thee.
Were it not possible for thee to become an honest Dog yet? 'tis a base life that you lead, Tom, to serve VVitches, to kill innocent Children, to kill harmless Cattle, to stroy Corn and Fruit, &c. 'twere better yet to be a Butcher, and kill for your self.
Or Tom, if you could give your minde to ducking, I know you can swim, fetch and carry, some Shop-keeper in London would take great delight in you, and be a tender master over you: or if you have a mind to the Game, either at Bull or Bear, I think I could prefer you to Mal-Cutpurse.
Ha, ha! I should kill all the Game, Bulls, Bears, Dogs, and all, not a Cub to be left.
You could do, Tom, but you must play fair, you should be stav'd off else: or if your stomach did better like to serve in some Noble Mans, Knights or Gentlemans Kitchin, if you could brook the wheel, and turn the spit, your labour could not be much; when they have Rost-meat, that's but once or twice in the week at most, here you might lick you own Toes very well: Or if you could translate your self into a Ladies Arming-puppy, there you might lick sweet lips, and do many pretty Offices; but to creep unTom.
No, I'll see thee hang'd, thou shalt be damn'd first; I know thy qualities too well, Ile give no suck to such VVhelps; therefore henceforth I defie thee; out and avaunt.
Come out, come out, you Cur; I will beat thee out of the bounds of Edmonton, and to morrow we go in Procession, and afLondon, I'll make thee go about by Tiburn, stealing in by Theeving Lane: if thou canst rub thy Shoulder against a Lawyers Gown, as thou passest by Westminster-Hall, do; if not, to the Stayers amongst the Bandogs, take water, and the Devil go with thee.
Sir Arthur, though the Bench hath mildly censur'd your Errours, yet you have indeed been the Instrument that wrought all their mis-fortunes: I would wish you pay'd down your Fine speedi
If you should, 'twere a shame to you; for if I should speak my conscience, you are worthier to be hang'd of the two, all things considered; and now make what you can of it: but I am glad these Gentlemen are freed.
Young Frank is going the wrong way: Alas, poor youth! now I begin to pity him.
Daughter, grieve not for what necessity forceth; rather resolve to conquer it with patience. Alas, she faints!
My griefes are strong upon me: my weakness scarce can bear
The Witch, that instrument of mischief! did not she witch the Devil into my Son-in-law, when he kill'd my poor Daughter? do you hear, Mother Sawyer?
What would you have? cannot a poor old woman have your leave to die without vexation?
Did not you bewitch Frank to kill his wife? he could ne
Churl, thou ly'st; I never did her hurt: would you were all as neer your ends as I am, that gave evidence against me for it.
I'll be sworn, Mr. Carter, she bewitched Gammer Wa
Sow, to cast her Pigs a day before she would have farried; et they were sent up to
To look upon your sorrows, executes me before my Exe
I will pray for you, for her sake, who, I am sure, did love you dearly.
Let us part friendly too: I am asham'd of my part in thy wrongs.
You are all merciful, and send me to my Grave in peace. Sir Arthur, Heavens send you a new heart. Lastly to you, Sir; and though I have deserv'd not to be call'd your Son, yet give me leave upon my knees, to beg a blessing.
Go thy ways: I did not think to have shed one tear for thee, but thou hast made me water my plants spight of my heart. M. Thorney, chear up, man; whilst I can stand by you, you shall not want help to keep you from falling. We have lost our Children both on's the wrong way, but we cannot help it: better or worse, 'tis now as 'tis.
I thank you, Sir, you are more kinde then I have cause to hope or look for.
And, but my Faith is pass'd, I should fear to bemarried Husbands are so cruelly unkind: excuse me that I am thus troubled.
Come, come, if luck had serv'd, Sir Arthur, and every maWinnifride, shalt be wel come: make much of her, Kate, I charge you: I do not think buEdmonton with heavy hearts, yet as merry a we can, though not as we would.