Subject: Who'd want to work in a bar?

From: Anne Jackson <[email-masked]>
Date: Mon, 27 Oct 2003 19:01:24 GMT

A man with no arms walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
The bartender shoves the foamy mug in front of him.

"Look," says the customer, "I have no arms.  Would you
please hold the glass up to my mouth?"

"Sure," said the bartender, and he did.

"Now," said the customer, "I wonder if you'd be so kind as
to get my handkerchief from my pocket and wipe the foam off
my mouth?"

"Certainly."  And it was done.

"If you reach into my right hand pants pocket, you'll find
the money for the beer."

The bartender got it.

"You've been very kind," said the customer.  "There's just
one more thing - where's the men's room?"

"Out the door," said the bartender, "turn left, walk two
blocks, and there's a filling station on the corner."