These are my cats, Shazam and Vesper.

Shazam's the big orange one. He has superhero strength, but basically just wants food and love. He says hi when I wake up every morning. Then he flops on my face.

You can't tell here, but Vesper has different-colored eyes. She wants to get on top of the refrigerator, and get on top of the kitchen windows, and get into the basement, and get inside the china cabinet, and tell you about her feelings (so many feelings), and acrobatically destroy the cat toys, and exercise dominion over everything. And she wants love. Lots of love.