IT'S SHOWTIME

    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE limit
        YOU SET US UP 100
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE index
        YOU SET US UP 1
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE loop
        YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE mod3
        YOU SET US UP 1
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE result3
        YOU SET US UP @I LIED
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE mod5
        YOU SET US UP 1
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE result5
        YOU SET US UP @I LIED
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE mod15
        YOU SET US UP 1
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE result15
        YOU SET US UP @I LIED

    STICK AROUND loop
        GET TO THE CHOPPER mod3
            HERE IS MY INVITATION index
                I LET HIM GO 3
            ENOUGH TALK
        GET TO THE CHOPPER result3
            HERE IS MY INVITATION mod3
            YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 0
        ENOUGH TALK

        GET TO THE CHOPPER mod5
            HERE IS MY INVITATION index
                I LET HIM GO 5
            ENOUGH TALK
        GET TO THE CHOPPER result5
            HERE IS MY INVITATION mod5
            YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 0
        ENOUGH TALK

        GET TO THE CHOPPER mod15
            HERE IS MY INVITATION index
                I LET HIM GO 15
            ENOUGH TALK
        GET TO THE CHOPPER result15
            HERE IS MY INVITATION mod15
            YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 0
        ENOUGH TALK

        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE result15
            TALK TO THE HAND "FizzBuzz"
        BULLSHIT
            BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE result3
                TALK TO THE HAND "Fizz"
            BULLSHIT
                BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE result5
                    TALK TO THE HAND "Buzz"
                BULLSHIT
                    TALK TO THE HAND index
                YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
            YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC


        GET TO THE CHOPPER loop
            HERE IS MY INVITATION limit
            LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET index
        ENOUGH TALK
        GET TO THE CHOPPER index
            HERE IS MY INVITATION index
            GET UP 1
        ENOUGH TALK
    CHILL

YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED