YOU AINT FROM MICHIGAN IF YOU AIN'T DONE THIS BEFORE
It's Monday.
Ah yes, Saturday's are built for dads.
THE SPOKES OF THE WHEEL OF FATE HAVE BEEN REPLACED
EARTH IS BROKEN
IT'S YOUR MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY
THE DOCTOR SAID SIX MONTHS
The Box is locked,
BORN TO DIE
THE LAZY SUSAN OF FATE IS TURNING
Cant escape from pots and pans,
FLEE FROM THE ORDERS WRITTEN IN HEAVEN
If this bout doesn't triple my heart rate I will be very cross
Reality is transforming!
CAN'T ESCAPE FROM CROSSING MICHIGAN
Money's on the table.
Crank it To 11!
THIS PARTY'S GETTIN' CRAZY!
BIENVENUE POWER BOTTOMS!
Every cell is burning!
Don't disappoint your father, put your hands up.
It's Wednesday, my dudes!
Don't fly too close to the sun!
YOU KNOW I HAD TO DO IT TO 'EM!
The Book of Souls is missing your names.
NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH SAUCE
Revolvers drawn at high noon!
A MIDNIGHT MEAL WITH THE DEVIL
TOILET ROLL FORWARD OR BACKWARDS,
From up above and from beneath!
GODS PLAY DICE WITH THE UNIVERSE
YOU'RE CANCELED
WITHOUT THE SHEDDING OF BLOOD
The earth of destiny is cycling
There's nothing to eat in the fridge!
THE CARDS HAVE BEEN DEALT
Put on a show!
Blame Yourself or God.
DONT MESS WITH TEXAS
You don't have long on this earth
OMENS APPEAR TO US
Diplomacy has failed!