Wrestling Analyst
by Shana Nicole
Commericial:
(A woman is sitting on the sofa watching "Ally McBeal" when her husband/boyfriend comes in, takes the remote and turns to Nitro. He then starts laughing at his girlfriend who turns to cry at him.)
Husband: What are you going to do? Cry like a baby? Now get me a beer!
(He continues to laugh as she gets up to get him a beer. She disappear from the camera. A second later, she nails him with a steel chair, knocking him out cold. He kicks his body on the floor and kicks him in his family jewels, throwing the chair on top of him. She then gets back on the couch with the remote in her hand, changing the channel.)
These words appear on the screen: Somebody's been watching too much Vince McMahon.
(She changes the channel and we hear the Raw is War theme song.)
Wrestling...ain't it great?
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She has Triple H as a husband, who happens to be the WWF champion. She was engaged to the very handsome Test, who now resides with Trish Stratus. She was even on the verge of becoming the Bride of the Undertaker (who many websites contend that she is legitimately married to considering the Black Wedding last year). Now, the slut is getting her just desserts: she might have her a man on side.
His name is Kurt Angle and Stephanie McMahon Hemsley seems to be drawn to the Olympic gold medalist who insists that this is true, but hasn't come clean about this relationship. Lately, it has been Angle who has been saving Mrs. Hemsley from the forces of the evils that lurk around her. It is evident that now her husband, the handsome WWF champion, has noticed that his "flower" is leaving his pot for something a little more golden. This was pretty much evident when Angle saved her from losing the WWF Women's Title to the very talented Lita (who is being rumored to finally cause the Hardy Split some time down the road) on Monday's addition of Raw.
So what is going on Mrs. Hemsley? The pride of Triple H who cherishes her like she is the queen on his throne might be venturing away to where the peasants hang out. Even so, the champ is very much concerned about the twosome and their connecting so well. Could the champ be more focused on his wife's endeavors now that he realizes she is a great catch? So it is true that she is Vince's witty and spoiled brat (unlike his son Shane who has legitimate talent). Could Vince be approving of his daughter falling for a man who is below the caliber of the current WWF champion?
What does Mr. Angle have to say about this? Absolutely nothing from his lips but plenty from the way his arms nezzle around Stephanie's sensitive waist. She tries to push him away but how much longer can she resist the temptation not to grab him by his strong powerful pecs and throw a wet one him quicker than the hoes did Dean Malenko? Is there a potential storyline that will develop between Stephanie and her forbidden love?
At least Kurt might get a title shot out of this. Far be it from me to root on the Triple H/ Stephanie alliance but come on. How dare she leaves the one man who actually cares enough about her to rescue her from the clutches of Rakishu's fat exterior for a man who can only supply her with nothing more than his strong words of encouragement and advice? Will she finally abandon the love of her husband for the choice of a hot steamy chit chat with the man who claimed he was undefeated for so long? Will Triple H fall into tears, lose his WWF title to one of the three top dogs (Rock, Undertaker or Kane) and go absolutely beserk like Diamond Dallas Pothole?
Time will tell this sorted tale of love's forsaken all. Maybe the benefit of having Mrs. Hemsley at his side will benefit Angle's quest for championship goal. I liked Chyna with Triple H anyway.
Share your comments about this sorted romance with me at shananicole@aol.com.
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