require 'zlib' require 'rack/request' require 'rack/response' module Rack # Paste has a Pony, Rack has a Lobster! class Lobster LobsterString = Zlib::Inflate.inflate("eJx9kEEOwyAMBO99xd7MAcytUhPlJyj2 P6jy9i4k9EQyGAnBarEXeCBqSkntNXsi/ZCvC48zGQoZKikGrFMZvgS5ZHd+aGWVuWwhVF0 t1drVmiR42HcWNz5w3QanT+2gIvTVCiE1lm1Y0eU4JGmIIbaKwextKn8rvW+p5PIwFl8ZWJ I8jyiTlhTcYXkekJAzTyYN6E08A+dk8voBkAVTJQ==".delete("\n ").unpack("m*")[0]) LambdaLobster = lambda { |env| if env[QUERY_STRING].include?("flip") lobster = LobsterString.split("\n"). map { |line| line.ljust(42).reverse }. join("\n") href = "?" else lobster = LobsterString href = "?flip" end content = ["Lobstericious!", "
", lobster, "
", "flip!"] length = content.inject(0) { |a,e| a+e.size }.to_s [200, {CONTENT_TYPE => "text/html", CONTENT_LENGTH => length}, content] } def call(env) req = Request.new(env) if req.GET["flip"] == "left" lobster = LobsterString.split("\n").map do |line| line.ljust(42).reverse. gsub('\\', 'TEMP'). gsub('/', '\\'). gsub('TEMP', '/'). gsub('{','}'). gsub('(',')') end.join("\n") href = "?flip=right" elsif req.GET["flip"] == "crash" raise "Lobster crashed" else lobster = LobsterString href = "?flip=left" end res = Response.new res.write "Lobstericious!" res.write "
"
      res.write lobster
      res.write "
" res.write "

flip!

" res.write "

crash!

" res.finish end end end if $0 == __FILE__ require 'rack' require 'rack/showexceptions' Rack::Server.start( :app => Rack::ShowExceptions.new(Rack::Lint.new(Rack::Lobster.new)), :Port => 9292 ) end