Well, after a long block, I've finally came up with something. I
hope you all enjoy it :)

- Reed Stormwind (E'ci)

Fironia
(Sung to the tune of My Sharona)

Ooh, my little high elf one, my high elf one
Captured without saying "Goodbye", `Ronia
You were captured in Kunark, in Kunark
Got a port named for you, Fironia

Now I got to buy, a CD, through the online store
By the 24th, Verant said, it'd be at my door!
Fi, fi, fi, buy, buy ,whoa!
Fi-fi-fi-Fi-Ronia
Fi-fi-fi-Fi-Ronia

Shipping was not good to me, the phones busy
Got through and was put on hold, `Ronia
So I get my one month free, one month free
This is really getting old, `Ronia

Tracked it on the web, every hour, it came in a week
Grabbed the mail man, took the bag, and kissed him on the cheek!
Fi, fi, fi, mine, mine, whoa!
Fi-fi-fi-Fi-Ronia
Fi-fi-fi-Fi-Ronia

Trees slow down my graphics card, my graphics card
And got killed by vine `Ronia
Iskhar femmes are not endowed, but spiders are
"Kill stealed" by a butterfly, `Ronia

Never gonna stop, give it up, played until it hurt
Up `till 8am, fell asleep, called in sick from work.
Yawn, yawn, yawn, yawn, yawn, ZZZZZZZ
Fi-fi-fi-Fi-Ronia
Fi-fi-fi-Fi-Ronia