ROFL!

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From: Gordon Hughes <ghughes@...>
To: <eqbards@egroups.com>
Sent: Friday, April 28, 2000 4:06 PM
Subject: [eqbards] Song: The Bard's Lament

> Inspired by Reed's 'Fironia' (very nice, btw :) here's a number to sing
> when our many outstanding issues go unresolved for another week :)
>
> To be sung to the tune of 'American Pie' - Madonna's version.
>
> A long long time ago
> I can still remember when
> Verant had time to help us all
> And now we bump for days on end
> When will they fix our songs again
> So maybe we'll be happy 'till the Fall.
>
> Did you write those bug reports
> And do you have faith in Verant's support
> If Abashi tells you so?
> Now do you believe they'll fix the drum
> Remove that silly flute we strum
> And can they up our caps to help us solo?
>
> Well I'm not here to flame or whine,
> But I'm still missing song number forty-nine
> My Chain won't root their shoes,
> Man, I can't even solo those blues.
> I am our tanking party's healing Bard
> But the Frogloks turn nasty and they hit me hard
> So they leave me dead and mentally scarred
> Each time my music dies.
> So now I'm singin'
>
> My, my, my poor Half-Elf Bard guy
> Sang a ditty to a Kitty but it was Lullabye
> Resistances make me break down and cry
> Singing this'll be the day that I die
> This'll be the day that I die.
>
> I met an Elf from Greater Fay
> She laughed, told the zone my run was gay
> I didn't know that it had changed
> So I told Verant "I liked our glide,
> Please give it back and restore my pride"
> But the man there laughed and thought I was deranged.
> And then in a patch or so I dreamed
> A Small Brass Trumpet for which we'd scream
> But not a word's been spoken
> This quest is surely broken
> And the three songs I admire most-
> Our Psalms and Charm, all three are toast
> They've been the subject of a lot of post
> The day the music died
> And we're still singing
>
> My, my, my poor Half-Elf Bard guy
> Charmed a cyclops but the song flops so the charm was denied
> Resistances make me break down and cry
> Singing this'll be the day that I die
> This'll be the day that I die.
>
> My, my, my poor Half-Elf Bard guy
> Healed some Clerics in hysterics so the Clerics could fly
> The mobs all turned, mashed me into Elf pie
> Singing this'll be the day that I die
> This'll be the day that I die.
>
> And we're still singing...
> We won't stop singing...
> Don't stop us singing...
>
>
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