Very nice! I love it!

- Reed Stormwind (E'ci)

--- In eqbards@egroups.com, "Lora Roa" <loraroa@m...> wrote:
> ROFL!
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Gordon Hughes <ghughes@c...>
> To: <eqbards@egroups.com>
> Sent: Friday, April 28, 2000 4:06 PM
> Subject: [eqbards] Song: The Bard's Lament
>
>
> > Inspired by Reed's 'Fironia' (very nice, btw :) here's a number
to sing
> > when our many outstanding issues go unresolved for another week :)
> >
> > To be sung to the tune of 'American Pie' - Madonna's version.
> >
> > A long long time ago
> > I can still remember when
> > Verant had time to help us all
> > And now we bump for days on end
> > When will they fix our songs again
> > So maybe we'll be happy 'till the Fall.
> >
> > Did you write those bug reports
> > And do you have faith in Verant's support
> > If Abashi tells you so?
> > Now do you believe they'll fix the drum
> > Remove that silly flute we strum
> > And can they up our caps to help us solo?
> >
> > Well I'm not here to flame or whine,
> > But I'm still missing song number forty-nine
> > My Chain won't root their shoes,
> > Man, I can't even solo those blues.
> > I am our tanking party's healing Bard
> > But the Frogloks turn nasty and they hit me hard
> > So they leave me dead and mentally scarred
> > Each time my music dies.
> > So now I'm singin'
> >
> > My, my, my poor Half-Elf Bard guy
> > Sang a ditty to a Kitty but it was Lullabye
> > Resistances make me break down and cry
> > Singing this'll be the day that I die
> > This'll be the day that I die.
> >
> > I met an Elf from Greater Fay
> > She laughed, told the zone my run was gay
> > I didn't know that it had changed
> > So I told Verant "I liked our glide,
> > Please give it back and restore my pride"
> > But the man there laughed and thought I was deranged.
> > And then in a patch or so I dreamed
> > A Small Brass Trumpet for which we'd scream
> > But not a word's been spoken
> > This quest is surely broken
> > And the three songs I admire most-
> > Our Psalms and Charm, all three are toast
> > They've been the subject of a lot of post
> > The day the music died
> > And we're still singing
> >
> > My, my, my poor Half-Elf Bard guy
> > Charmed a cyclops but the song flops so the charm was denied
> > Resistances make me break down and cry
> > Singing this'll be the day that I die
> > This'll be the day that I die.
> >
> > My, my, my poor Half-Elf Bard guy
> > Healed some Clerics in hysterics so the Clerics could fly
> > The mobs all turned, mashed me into Elf pie
> > Singing this'll be the day that I die
> > This'll be the day that I die.
> >
> > And we're still singing...
> > We won't stop singing...
> > Don't stop us singing...
> >
> >
> > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
> >
> >
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