From Arcturinos Razorleaf, posted on EQ Stratics:

"Saw Character No. 5 on [EQ Stratics], decided to send in my own parody
thats been sitting around for a while now.. its
called Whats my level again? To the tune of "Whats
my age again?" by Blink 182. Hope you enjoy it.

I logged on, it was a Friday night
I walked alone, into the starlit night
I started lagging bad, I got the packetloss
I got attacked by a griffenne
and thats about the time the server dumped me
I'm always gonna be a newbie
and I'm still amused by the pretty graphics
what the hell is DOT?
My friends say I should powergame
Whats my level again?
Whats my level again?

Then later on, on the run back
I petitioned, to get my corpse back
I said it was a bug, that's what got me killed
Verant looks down on exploiting
and that's about the time he said To hell with me
I'm always gonna be a newbie
why does everyone think I'm duping?
what the hells an RPG?
My friends say I should powergame
What's my level again?
What's my level again?

And that's about the time the server dumped me
I'm always gonna be a newbie
and you still act like in the newbie grounds
what the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should powergame
What's my level again?
What's my level again?

and that's about the time the GM banned me
No one should take a game so seriously
With many levels ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to power game
What's my level again?
What's my level again?

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Arcturinos Razorleaf
High Priest of the Knights of the Holy Storm
Erollisi Marr