Posted by Mythe Dragonmyste on EQ Stratics:

"Not really an article but at least some humor I wrote/edited this for
amusement. It is sung to Mambo No. 5 by LouBega.
It is Titled Character No. 5"

Ladies and Gentlemen
This is character number 5
One, two, three, four five
When your twinked in the game, the levels seem to fly
I want to be in Guk - right now, not later
The group says they want to hunt some orcs
But I really don't wanna
Big trains, that I caused last week
I must get levels
At least 10 a week
I like paladins, enchanters, rangers and wizards
And as I continue, you know
They 're getting sweeter
Why cant I twink my multi char - I'm really bored
To me camping, its just like a sport, anything rare
If its good let me twink it
Give it away, don't even think it.
REFRAIN
A little bit of armor on the side
A little bit of platinum is alright
A little bit of rubi is all I need
A little bit of fun, I'm level three
A pair of Ykeshas, is so much fun
I'm killing lots of bats, all night long
I want to go to Crushbone, but of course
30 minutes, and I lose my corpse
Character No. 5
Level up real fast, gonna move all around
Don't die 'til you're bound
Killing spectres to the ground
Rubi on the chest
Crafted on the arms
Bladestorm in the hands and nothing harms
Bash the mob once
Proc the sword twice
Wow being level 10
Is really very nice.
REFRAIN
Twink it
Yeah twink it
Character no. 5
REFRAIN