Sunday, October 30, 5:45 P.M
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If you live under a rock, a clown craze has been sweeping the country, with random people dressing up as clowns and attacking people.
Many people run away from the clowns, but some clowns have gotten beat up. Many clowns have even been arrested on account of disturbing the peace. Wielding bats, metal sticks, or simply just balloons, the clowns even run after cars.
Parents of potential trick-or-treaters have planned to arm themselves with a bat or a gun. I know there's going to be some seriously hurt clowns, but I will feel no sympathy for the bumbling idiots.
Of course, police have cautioned people not to dress up as clowns, because they are going to beat up.
Last week a clown wielding a hammer was stabbed in Germany.(CBS News)
And last month a 31-year-old clown was shot in the head and killed in New York.(Empire Herald)
Learn from these examples, clowns. You're going to get seriously hurt. If you don't want to, don't clown around.