From the people who brought you handerpants comes the Undercap, for when you want to wear your underpants on your head – in style (or just to make your beanie warmer).
It’s debatable whether this will make you look attractive to the opposite sex, but I personally know-oh-too-well that a follow-through definitely does not. With the “Undercap”, you are always prepared for that-time-where-you-shit-yourself-on-the-metro-but-decide-to-stay-on-for-the-whole-loop-so-you-can-get-off-at-your-house-again-but-the-smell-starts-to-get-too-much-so-the-conductor-asks-you-to-leave-but-you-won’t-and-they-cancel-the-train-and-arrest-you.
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