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Lazy-as-Fuck Reading Glasses
Also good for looking down your own shirt. Ladies.
As we all know, it’s incredibly difficult to sit up in bed while reading. With these magic prism glasses, you can enjoy 50 Shades of Gray while focusing on more important things, like wondering how your life came to this dazzling low point, or stimulating your prostate whilst picturing yourself safe in the strong arms...
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$100
$100
Xtreme Pong Sports: BasketPong
Be the "Michael Jordan" of Alcoholism
Beer Pong just got athletic, so you can stay ripped while you pwn some fucking n00bs, teabagging everyone’s cups like it’s going out of style. Hope you aren’t afraid of heights because these cups just got VERTICAL. The last time balls got forced into this many holes, Kobe Bryant ended up in court! And was...
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13 ways to evolve before everyone else
So evolution is probably slowing down, what with all the health care and all the easy girls flying around. Being alpha male just doesn’t put you at the front of the pack anymore; you need to take matters into your own hands. You need to e-volve (sorry) and get the kit that naturally selects you....
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$180
$180
Munitio 9mm Earphones w/ mic control
more like 'ear ... guns?' nope
On a scale of 1-Vin Diesel, are you bad ass enough to wear these? If you answered 1 then yes you are. Put these in your earginas and pump some sticky hot tunes all over your ear drum’s face… I apologise for that, that was unnecessary, but you’re drunk so fuck it.
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Steering Wheel Desk
Driving just got exciting.
Driving to work is boring. Apparently. I’ve never held a job long enough to drive to the office. However, my liquor store commute is now a thing of beauty. Goodbye shitty top 50 radio stations, hello laptop gaming. Driving down the interstate? Nope, you’re in Skyrim. On a horse. As everyone knows, drinking seriously improves...
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Teroforma Whisky Stones
Fed up of watered down whisky?
Alright, you’ve got some whisky, you want to drink it but it’s hot outside and you Americans like your drinks cold because you hate flavour. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Luckily you’ve got your reusable whisky stones in the freezer, chuck them in your whisky and they won’t...
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Handtrux arm shovels
Impress your friends at tapas
If you want to feel like a badass on the beach, if you want to be that guy people are double-taking shoveling the shit (metaphor) out of a hole you are digging with your bionic arms, then look no further because those are some very specific desires.
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Lifesize bleeding zombie target
I don't care how sober you are, this is a must-buy.
It’s 2012, we all know the apocalypse is coming but we’re divided on how – Meteor? Solar flares? Skynet? One thing’s for sure, it’s going to involve zombies. So where do you want to be when the gift horse hits the fan? On the menu next to the haagen dazs? Or fully trained, equipped and...
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Remote control inflatable flying shark
What's scarier than a flying f*cking shark?!
Tom, one of the editors at INTD, has an intense fear of sharks, we flew this into his room while he was sleeping while playing the jaws theme; – Flying inflatable shark? $25 – New bed sheets? $35 – Further worsening a friend’s irrational fear? Priceless
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Testicle Self Exam Practice Form
Testes yourself for cancer
This fully scientific and accurate ball sack lets you feel what a tumor would feel like in real life to help you identify one sooner, it’s even pretty fun trying to find it. But the fun doesn’t stop there, oh no sir. Not only does this scientific marvel act as a great stress reliever if...
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Shake Weight
Shake it like a polaroid penis
Alright people, now is the time for you to take the initiative and own one of these legendary workout tools. The SNL parody clip was pretty good, and then South Park introduced us to the revolutionary cooling down system, but nothing comes close to owning one of these monsters. Shake that weight til you’re spent....
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Pheromone Cologne
Liquid Sex
Make yourself irresistible to the opposite sex by showing them you’ve the disposable income to purchase $35 worth of pheromones. Nah, I joke but I’ve done some research and it looks like this stuff scientifically works. If you’ve got terrible chat, want to be the perfect stealth-wingman or you’re just trying to convince the girlfriend...
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24-105mm Travel Coffee Mug
Better than a gameboy necklace
Impress all the hipsters with your very own thermos lens-cup. Looks like the lens of a camera, drinks like a cup – it’s a mystery.
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$50
Steel and Leather Gauntlets
Challenge someone to a duel ... of style
These Steel and Leather Gauntlet Gloves are a must for aspiring knights and people who like dueling. Fully commit and wear them while you make love. Your man/woman will love the foreplay
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Slap Chop!
Slap your troubles away
The original advert… The DJ Steve Porter Remix… We all know and love the Slap Chop™. Ingeniously named, as like a domestic abusing lumberjack, it slaps and it chops. Smack down on the top, and whatever small items are in the base get shredded – onions, small animals, nuts, it lets your imagination roam free....
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$150
$150
Masterbuilt 7 in 1 Smoker
Who says smoking is bad for you?
Here it is, the answer to all your raw meat, just chuck it in here for a few hours, come back and you’ve got some seriously tasty smoked meat. If animals could choose how they are cooked after death, I’m pretty sure they’d be all over this business – the tastiest crematorium I know.
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$80
$80
Epilator, 72 tweezer heads
Hair of the dog
Say you need to remove some hair. Say you don’t want it growing back. Say you wanted to have 72 tweezers working in perfect harmony to comfortably remove unwanted hair. It’s about $80, go crazy.
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$20
$20
Winchester large bowie knife
Wait a moment while I slay this bear
This beauty, from the guys who brought you the legendary Winchester rifle, makes a great weapon for hand-to-hand combat, an essential tool for survival in the wild, an intimidating cheese knife and an emphatic letter opener. Who wouldn’t pay $20 for that?
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$50
Nerf Vulcan repeater gun
Why unlock better guns in Modern Warfare when you can buy them
Get this Nerf N-Strike Vulcan EBF-25 Dart Blaster and you can shoot your friends/family/pets/colleagues at the beach/dinner table/office/garden/bar. It has a 25 dart belt and fires three darts a second, I’m no mathematician but that sounds like a shit-load of fun for $50.
