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Banana Suit
How to make everything right.
INTD are going to let you in on a little secret. A banana suit changes everything. For example; You get too drunk, you’re obnoxious. You get too drunk in a banana suit, it’s hilarious. More? You get into a fight? You’re an aggressive, dangerous thug. Banana suit? Hilarious. Even more? You shit yourself? Disgustingly horrifying....
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The Dad saddle
or as my Dad calls it, "get on my Daddle you sh*t"
You’ve got a kid? This is a no-brainer, what kid doesn’t want to ride their Pop-Pop around the house like a Ton-Ton in a suit that smells of whiskey and missed baseball games? But let’s face it, you’re on a drunk shopping website – if you’ve got a kid you only get to see him...
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Incredible Dog Shirt
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Gangsta rap coloring in book
People of color
48 pages of all your favorite Rap superheroes for you to color in, or get your kids to color, in as you see fit. Straight out of Crayon. via ThisIsWhyImBroke.com
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Steering Wheel Desk
Driving just got exciting.
Driving to work is boring. Apparently. I’ve never held a job long enough to drive to the office. However, my liquor store commute is now a thing of beauty. Goodbye shitty top 50 radio stations, hello laptop gaming. Driving down the interstate? Nope, you’re in Skyrim. On a horse. As everyone knows, drinking seriously improves...
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Accoutrements Undercap
Comes soiled if ordered from Japan
From the people who brought you handerpants comes the Undercap, for when you want to wear your underpants on your head – in style (or just to make your beanie warmer). It’s debatable whether this will make you look attractive to the opposite sex, but I personally know-oh-too-well that a follow-through definitely does not. With...
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Emergency bra / gas mask
The perfect valentines gift for the woman who has a fear of airborne toxins
We’ve all been there, out on a romantic date, things are going great, until the unwelcome third wheel of harmful airborne particles turn up, but guess what – you don’t have your respirator! If only your date sacrificed sexiness for safety and was wearing the E-Bra, you could rip it off, wrap it around your...
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Douche bag/enema
Keep your privates looking sharp
Even if you don’t use/touch them very often (which I do), it’s always a good idea to keep your genitals/butt nice and clean. I read somewhere that people who use enemas are more likely to get promoted at work. It’s also pretty fun to get your friends to wash you out with beer (ideally not...
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Handtrux arm shovels
Impress your friends at tapas
If you want to feel like a badass on the beach, if you want to be that guy people are double-taking shoveling the shit (metaphor) out of a hole you are digging with your bionic arms, then look no further because those are some very specific desires.
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Lifesize bleeding zombie target
I don't care how sober you are, this is a must-buy.
It’s 2012, we all know the apocalypse is coming but we’re divided on how – Meteor? Solar flares? Skynet? One thing’s for sure, it’s going to involve zombies. So where do you want to be when the gift horse hits the fan? On the menu next to the haagen dazs? Or fully trained, equipped and...
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Remote control inflatable flying shark
What's scarier than a flying f*cking shark?!
Tom, one of the editors at INTD, has an intense fear of sharks, we flew this into his room while he was sleeping while playing the jaws theme; – Flying inflatable shark? $25 – New bed sheets? $35 – Further worsening a friend’s irrational fear? Priceless
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Lifesize inflatable monkey
A friend who won't steal your beer or stop you taking drugs
An inflatable monkey standing over 5 ft tall may not be top of your sober wish list, but that list’s full of pointless things like ‘get a job’, ‘take a shower’ and ‘quit drinking’. And if the friendship of an inflatable primate doesn’t sound fulfilling enough then why don’t you go hang out with some...
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Testicle Self Exam Practice Form
Testes yourself for cancer
This fully scientific and accurate ball sack lets you feel what a tumor would feel like in real life to help you identify one sooner, it’s even pretty fun trying to find it. But the fun doesn’t stop there, oh no sir. Not only does this scientific marvel act as a great stress reliever if...
Prepare for the apocalypse
Sooner or later the apocalypse’s sure to arrive. We think sooner. Ok, so it didn’t really show up on May 21st 2011, but there are big hopes for 2012. Unless you’ve invested in an iron man suit, a spaceship or built yourself a nuclear bunker, you’re gonna feel like a bell-end. The following items will...
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Nick Jonas Cardboard Cut-out
Punch it, have sex with it... It's your choice.
Unless you’ve got that fast-aging disease that Robin Williams gets in Jack then you probably can’t be both drunk and reminiscing about those days fawning over Nick Jonas – however, that doesn’t mean buying a life-size, cardboard cut out of him for $25 is a bad idea.
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Pheromone Cologne
Liquid Sex
Make yourself irresistible to the opposite sex by showing them you’ve the disposable income to purchase $35 worth of pheromones. Nah, I joke but I’ve done some research and it looks like this stuff scientifically works. If you’ve got terrible chat, want to be the perfect stealth-wingman or you’re just trying to convince the girlfriend...
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Clone-A-Willy Kit
Stick with what you know
The Clone-a-willy set allows you to make a carbon (not carbon) copy of a particular penis into a vibrator so you’ll feel right at home. I’m not sure of the logistics of it all but make yourself a copy of your husbands, boyfriends or that hot guy in the marketing department who you can’t bring...
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Batdog costume
Need a sidekick?
You are drunk, but unless you’re incredibly generous, your dog probably isn’t. He needs to get chicks too, and what better way for him to bone some bitches than by hitting the town in his very own Batdog costume? Also, think how great it would be if your dog is always running around the house...
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Last Will and Testament Kit
How's your liver holding out?
If you think you may have pushed the boat out a little far this time (that 18th Tequila sort of felt wrong?) then you might want to consider making a will. It’s probably a great idea because unless you are Benjamin Button (not sure of the ramifications of that) you might need it one day....
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Belly cast kit
Is your stomach growing?
Science can only get you so far in answering this age old question. The only way to be sure is to make a drunken cast of your inflating belly with this belly casting kit for pregnant ladies. For $25 you, and anyone else that you decide deserves to witness this event, get to have priceless...
