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The Hemingway Cookbook
Eat like a badass.
The ultimate cookbook for the real man, legendary author and beard enthusiast Ernest Hemingway brings the world this collection of badass recipes. Meals include Dorado Fillet in Damn Good Sauce, Woodcock Flambé in Armagnac, Campfire Apple Pie, and Fillet of Lion washed down with Campari and Gordon’s Gin. It’ll put hair on your chest.
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Lazy-as-Fuck Reading Glasses
Also good for looking down your own shirt. Ladies.
As we all know, it’s incredibly difficult to sit up in bed while reading. With these magic prism glasses, you can enjoy 50 Shades of Gray while focusing on more important things, like wondering how your life came to this dazzling low point, or stimulating your prostate whilst picturing yourself safe in the strong arms...
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Banana Suit
How to make everything right.
INTD are going to let you in on a little secret. A banana suit changes everything. For example; You get too drunk, you’re obnoxious. You get too drunk in a banana suit, it’s hilarious. More? You get into a fight? You’re an aggressive, dangerous thug. Banana suit? Hilarious. Even more? You shit yourself? Disgustingly horrifying....
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The Dad saddle
or as my Dad calls it, "get on my Daddle you sh*t"
You’ve got a kid? This is a no-brainer, what kid doesn’t want to ride their Pop-Pop around the house like a Ton-Ton in a suit that smells of whiskey and missed baseball games? But let’s face it, you’re on a drunk shopping website – if you’ve got a kid you only get to see him...
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Xtreme Pong Sports: BasketPong
Be the "Michael Jordan" of Alcoholism
Beer Pong just got athletic, so you can stay ripped while you pwn some fucking n00bs, teabagging everyone’s cups like it’s going out of style. Hope you aren’t afraid of heights because these cups just got VERTICAL. The last time balls got forced into this many holes, Kobe Bryant ended up in court! And was...
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Understand Rap – The Book
The perfect gift for Grandma
As the rapper and modern poet “Lil Wayne” once said: “I told her to back it up like ‘burp burp’, And make that ass jump like ‘scherp scherp'”. What? I’m sorry, I’m far too white to understand what’s going on. Is this lady okay? This book helps decipher the words of T.I., Master P, Lil...
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Gangsta rap coloring in book
People of color
48 pages of all your favorite Rap superheroes for you to color in, or get your kids to color, in as you see fit. Straight out of Crayon. via ThisIsWhyImBroke.com
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Self diagnosis for hypochondriacs
The complete manual of things that'll probably kill you
Hypochondria is a virus that affects an as yet indeterminate number of people. It’s not nice and, like aids, it makes you particularly vulnerable to every single disease in the universe – regardless of whether that disease actually exists. I’ve probably got it, you’ve probably got it. So get this manual and read about everything...
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Human water walking ball
Jesus had one, you should have one
A waterproof water ball for walking on water. It’s 2 meters high and you can walk on water. You can walk on water… imagine the possibilities – you only get an hour of air in there though so imagine quick possibilities.
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David Kirsch fitness boot camp DVD
Get a bum like Klum
To be honest, until about 10 minutes ago I’d no idea who David Kirsch was. Turns out he’s a fitness trainer who’s responsible for making hot people look even hotter. In your case it’s likely that the old adage ‘you can’t polish a turd’ may well apply. It’s worth a shot though. Shove on this...
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Thomas the Tank playhut
Get your social life back on track....
I’d love to own a train. Not a dangerous train, like the trains in ‘the taking of Pelham 123’, ‘Source Code’, ‘Unstoppable’, ‘Broken Arrow’ etc, but a friendly train, like Thomas the tank engine. Thomas has a smiley face and he’s safer than Matt Damon’s big, strong arms. You can put this playhut in the...
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Handtrux arm shovels
Impress your friends at tapas
If you want to feel like a badass on the beach, if you want to be that guy people are double-taking shoveling the shit (metaphor) out of a hole you are digging with your bionic arms, then look no further because those are some very specific desires.
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120 days of sodom
And you thought they weren't naughty in the eighteenth century
Tired of the same old dirty mags and ‘romantic’ novels? Want something a little more imaginative – a little more edgy? In the late 1700s the Marquis de Sade wrote ‘120 days of Sodom’, a classic tale of debauched kinkiness set in a castle over the course of four months. A page-turner your grandparents almost...
Top 5 Underrated Disney Movies
If you were born in 80s and your parents weren’t exceptionally elitist, you probably grew up watching enough Disney movies to permanently loosen your grasp on reality. Only us kids had the time and mental strength to traipse through every Disney movie that was around, often more than once, and so it’s fair to say...
I’ve got love for you if you were born in the eighties
There’s a good chance that if you’re browsing this website you were born in the 1980s. A lot happened in that decade. John Lennon was shot, the Berlin wall came down, Sega’s ‘Master System’ was released (as were the first two Terminator Films), and Elisha Cuthbert was gifted to the world. We think it’s the...
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The Very Hungry Caterpillar Pop-Up Book
This caterpillar got the munchies
An absolute classic of your childhood years, ‘The Very Hungry Caterpillar’ is one of the finest works in the English language. And don’t worry, unless you’re George Bush it’s easy to follow even when you’re drunk.
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Turtleneck & Chain CD/DVD
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
Get ‘Turtleneck & Chain’, the new album/DVD from the Lonely Island guys – including the classic ‘I Just Had Sex’, which you can probably ignore if you’re so drunk you’re on this website.
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Curious George Goes to an Ice Cream Shop
Science: Humans got ADHD from monkeys
In this beautifully illustrated book the most popular monkey of all time visits an ice cream shop. If you like ice cream and monkeys, and have any happy memories of your childhood whatsoever, then you should probably buy this. If you don’t, go to bed and read some Thomas Hardy or something tomorrow.
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Caligula on demand
Highest budget porno ever?
Caligula, 70s playboy film about sex and murder in Roman times available on digital download. If you think Helen Mirren’s hot now, 1. Call an ambulance, you’ve drunk way too much, 2. Check her out when she was actually hot – watch it now for $3.
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National Geographic Year Subscription
Isn't about time you got cultured?
Mark Twain once said, “The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them.” If you think there is any truth in that then you should probably get a year’s subscription to National Geographic magazine. Think of your excitement every month when you see that golden border...
