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$12
$12
120 days of sodom
And you thought they weren't naughty in the eighteenth century
Tired of the same old dirty mags and ‘romantic’ novels? Want something a little more imaginative – a little more edgy? In the late 1700s the Marquis de Sade wrote ‘120 days of Sodom’, a classic tale of debauched kinkiness set in a castle over the course of four months. A page-turner your grandparents almost...
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$110
$110
Testicle Self Exam Practice Form
Testes yourself for cancer
This fully scientific and accurate ball sack lets you feel what a tumor would feel like in real life to help you identify one sooner, it’s even pretty fun trying to find it. But the fun doesn’t stop there, oh no sir. Not only does this scientific marvel act as a great stress reliever if...
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$25
$25
Shake Weight
Shake it like a polaroid penis
Alright people, now is the time for you to take the initiative and own one of these legendary workout tools. The SNL parody clip was pretty good, and then South Park introduced us to the revolutionary cooling down system, but nothing comes close to owning one of these monsters. Shake that weight til you’re spent....
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$35
$35
Clone-A-Willy Kit
Stick with what you know
The Clone-a-willy set allows you to make a carbon (not carbon) copy of a particular penis into a vibrator so you’ll feel right at home. I’m not sure of the logistics of it all but make yourself a copy of your husbands, boyfriends or that hot guy in the marketing department who you can’t bring...
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$15
$15
Borat Men’s Mankini
Jagshemash!
With the summer approaching I can’t think of a better way to impress the ladies than by wearing this Borat mankini. If you really want to look the part grow a mustache as well. Sexytime!
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$3
$3
Caligula on demand
Highest budget porno ever?
Caligula, 70s playboy film about sex and murder in Roman times available on digital download. If you think Helen Mirren’s hot now, 1. Call an ambulance, you’ve drunk way too much, 2. Check her out when she was actually hot – watch it now for $3.
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$20
$20
Girls, Guns & Ropes, hardcover
Photos of hot Texas girls with guns, knives and ropes? Naked legs wrapped seductively around an AK-47? Only a real-life gay or a massive pacifist wouldn’t want this.
