Make yourself irresistible to the opposite sex by showing them you’ve the disposable income to purchase $35 worth of pheromones. Nah, I joke but I’ve done some research and it looks like this stuff scientifically works. If you’ve got terrible chat, want to be the perfect stealth-wingman or you’re just trying to convince the girlfriend that sex is better than watching Glee, it could come in handy.
They also make a pheromone that works in reverse if you are a girl, or you just want to slap it on and have some good quality alone time.
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I’ve got love for you if you were born in the eighties | I'm Not That Drunk says:
Apr 28, 2011
[…] Although Madonna may now be older, richer and more muscly than she was twenty five years ago, she doesn’t write better songs. The 1980s was her peak, with releases like ‘Material Girl’, ‘Dress You Up in My Love’, and ‘Into the Groove’. You’ll find them all on this album. Oh, and if you’re still a virgin, get some help from these pheromones. […]