Slap Chop!

We all know and love the Slap Chop™. Ingeniously named, as like a domestic abusing lumberjack, it slaps and it chops. Smack down on the top, and whatever small items are in the base get shredded – onions, small animals, nuts, it lets your imagination roam free.

As the improbably named, mentally unhinged host Vince Offer speaks, he paints a picture of a better world just out of reach. “Stop having boring tuna, stop having a boring life” he suggests, and maybe it is that easy. Perhaps the Slap Chop™ is somewhat inferior to a knife, but perhaps it doesn’t matter. This is the American dream in action. Buy it now and slap your troubles away.