Garden Statues

bear

sheep

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You know how when you were younger you dreamed of living on a farm? Well unless you’re now a farmer it’s unlikely that your dream came true. We’ve got the next best thing. You can have the animals without the noise, the smell and the legal repercussions that accompany bestiality. Stick this bear in the garden to frighten the dog, confuse the neighbors with Bigfoot, or install sheep for a less menacing effect. Granted they don’t move or have any practical use, but nor will they eat your children/flowers.