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Remote Control Amphibious Tank
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$40

Remote Control Amphibious Tank

Not only is this tank amphibious, not only does it fire airsoft BBs, it also holds your beer while it wreaks havoc across land and sea. So you can get drunk, shoot some things, and take it in the bath with you. Just don’t leave it there to rust.
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Man Hatchet AKA Manchet
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$20

Man Hatchet AKA Manchet

Man up and chop your steak with a real knife. Made by Smith & Wesson so it can probably fire bullets as well.
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Real Batarang
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$7

Real Batarang

How many times have you wanted to knife someone but they are annoyingly standing between 6 and 20 feet away. How many times have you thought “I want my own FUCKING BATARANG!!!” Check this out, a Black Batman Batarang, double edge folding knife. It’s sharp and you can throw it at shit.
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Throwing Knives
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$9

Throwing Knives

These throwing knives are especially useful if your dinner is just out of reach, moving or just pissing you off.
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Night vision goggles
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$140

Night vision goggles

Don't be afraid of the dark

An essential part of every man’s survival gear, the NEWCON OPTIK SGT-150P StarGate Night Vision Scope will be your best friend during night recons.
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Lord Voldemort's Wand
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$30

Lord Voldemort’s Wand

An essential piece of kit for fighting off do-gooders like Potter, Weasley and Robbie Coltrane. Use it to cast spells on your friends and to get in to Hermione’s underwear. She’s always had her eye on your wand…