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$20
$20
Winchester large bowie knife
Wait a moment while I slay this bear
This beauty, from the guys who brought you the legendary Winchester rifle, makes a great weapon for hand-to-hand combat, an essential tool for survival in the wild, an intimidating cheese knife and an emphatic letter opener. Who wouldn’t pay $20 for that?
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$230
$230
Heated massage chair
Why is your current chair not massaging you?
Simply because it can’t. You’re sitting in a chair, that’s valuable massaging time that you’re wasting, get it sorted and pick this bad boy up. It massages your arms, legs, feet, and back. How good is that going to make watching Saturday Night Live?
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$10
$10
Marvel top trumps
Why bother learning bridge?
Re-live the glorious days you spent standing in the corner of the school playground with a deck of top trumps, surrounded by all the other kids who weren’t cool enough to play football or popular enough to play kiss chase. With this superhero deck you’ll be the envy of the entire office (if you’ve got...
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$150
$150
Mighty Ducks Hockey Jersey
Be a mighty duck
Get a bunch of these ice hockey shirts and start a Mighty Ducks team with your friends. Start some fights, do some flying Vs and generally overcome adversity to discover the inner Wayne Gretzky. Quack, quack, quack, quack…
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$30
$30
GTOX Hangover blocker, 12 Pack
Wake up tomorrow like a Boss
Ok, so it’s probably too late now. After you’ve finished your shopping have a few glasses of water and a banana. But next time, you’ll be ready with a 12-pack of GTOX hangover blocker, they contain antioxidants and glucarate that actually remove toxins from your liver or something sciency. Anyway, you can pick up a...
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$350
$350
A year’s supply of chocolate
Why are you sitting around munching on a carrot when you could be stuffing fistfuls of gorgeous dark chocolate down your throat? Are you some sort of health freak? Pull yourself together and start receiving a massive box of delicious gourmet chocolates every month for an entire year. If you’re worried about getting fat just...
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$100
$100
Old fashioned shaving kit
The ultimate in cool bathroom accessories, put this on the sink in your man cave. A Merkur shaving kit with blades, badger brush and bowl. It gives you the closest shave known to man and all for just over $100 – the same price as a cheap electric shaver but you don’t even have to...
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$8
$8
Jam Sessions, the pres blows CD
Hear your president play the sax
Bill Clinton blowing an instrument? Looks like the tables have turned. Not exactly John Coltrane, but definitely a great buy for those of you who want to rock out to the sounds of an ex-president.
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$50
$50
Nerf Vulcan repeater gun
Why unlock better guns in Modern Warfare when you can buy them
Get this Nerf N-Strike Vulcan EBF-25 Dart Blaster and you can shoot your friends/family/pets/colleagues at the beach/dinner table/office/garden/bar. It has a 25 dart belt and fires three darts a second, I’m no mathematician but that sounds like a shit-load of fun for $50.
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$10
$10
Finger drum set
Your ears may have drums but what about your fingers??
Ever wanted to play the drums but didn’t want to make the commitment of buying an expensive drum set? For around $15 you can get a drum set FOR YOUR FINGERS!! Think of the money you’ll save on drumsticks. You can even play with one hand, leaving the other free for a chicken drumstick! Absolute...
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$40
$40
Remote Control Amphibious Tank
Not only is this tank amphibious, not only does it fire airsoft BBs, it also holds your beer while it wreaks havoc across land and sea. So you can get drunk, shoot some things, and take it in the bath with you. Just don’t leave it there to rust.
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$20
$20
Girls, Guns & Ropes, hardcover
Photos of hot Texas girls with guns, knives and ropes? Naked legs wrapped seductively around an AK-47? Only a real-life gay or a massive pacifist wouldn’t want this.
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$90
$90
Erector AKA Meccano 643 Piece Set
Get constructive
Meccano sounded a little like "Vagina" so they changed the name to something a bit safer – get this Erector Motorized Racing Car & More – 643 pc Metal Construction Set. It comes with the instructions for 25 models and you can relive the old Meccano days making ’em all. Then when you’re done, have...
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$20
$20
Man Hatchet AKA Manchet
Man up and chop your steak with a real knife. Made by Smith & Wesson so it can probably fire bullets as well.
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$7
$7
Real Batarang
How many times have you wanted to knife someone but they are annoyingly standing between 6 and 20 feet away. How many times have you thought “I want my own FUCKING BATARANG!!!” Check this out, a Black Batman Batarang, double edge folding knife. It’s sharp and you can throw it at shit.
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$9
$9
Throwing Knives
These throwing knives are especially useful if your dinner is just out of reach, moving or just pissing you off.
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$30
$30
Sarah Palin Lifesize Cardboard Cut-out
Ever wondered what it would be like to eat dinner with Sarah Palin? Bring her home to meet your parents? Or share a bed with her? Well now you can do all those things and more. Take your Sarah Palin to the park, or to church, just don’t take her to a public health center...
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$140
$140
Night vision goggles
Don't be afraid of the dark
An essential part of every man’s survival gear, the NEWCON OPTIK SGT-150P StarGate Night Vision Scope will be your best friend during night recons.
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$180
$180
James Bond Scalextric
Ever wondered what it would be like to race James Bond’s Aston Martin? Remember scalextric and the sweet smell of burning rubber? This Scalextric 1:32 James Bond 007 Slot Car Race Track Set C1254T kit combines the two coolest inventions of the twentieth century. No friends? Get your wife/cat to race as Oddjob.
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$30
$30
Lord Voldemort’s Wand
An essential piece of kit for fighting off do-gooders like Potter, Weasley and Robbie Coltrane. Use it to cast spells on your friends and to get in to Hermione’s underwear. She’s always had her eye on your wand…
