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How to dress like Jeremy Corbyn

If you want to run the labour party, you’ll need to perfect the art of dressing like your Grandad dressed himself while drunk, then sent you a 1.1 megapixel picture he took on a Nokia 3220, and then you tried to copy his outfit but you don’t have a mirror...

Prepare for your day like Patrick Bateman

As a teenager you no doubt slept until midday, rolled out of bed, played computer games and ate bowls of cereal. You probably didn’t shower until the evening and I’m guessing your job (if you had one) was rubbish. If you’re a student this’ll sound near identical to your life...

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13 ways to evolve before everyone else

So evolution is probably slowing down, what with all the health care and all the easy girls flying around. Being alpha male just doesn’t put you at the front of the pack anymore; you need to take matters into your own hands. You need to e-volve (sorry) and get the...

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8 Valentines gifts guaranteed to end your relationship

It’s almost Valentine’s day and you’re on the internet looking for something – anything – for your boyfriend or girlfriend. Then you realize: you can’t think of anything because, in reality, you don’t really care about this person. Better yet, you want to break up with them! And what better...

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Prepare for the apocalypse

Sooner or later the apocalypse’s sure to arrive. We think sooner. Ok, so it didn’t really show up on May 21st 2011, but there are big hopes for 2012. Unless you’ve invested in an iron man suit, a spaceship or built yourself a nuclear bunker, you’re gonna feel like a...

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Top 5 Underrated Disney Movies

If you were born in 80s and your parents weren’t exceptionally elitist, you probably grew up watching enough Disney movies to permanently loosen your grasp on reality. Only us kids had the time and mental strength to traipse through every Disney movie that was around, often more than once, and...

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I’ve got love for you if you were born in the eighties

There’s a good chance that if you’re browsing this website you were born in the 1980s. A lot happened in that decade. John Lennon was shot, the Berlin wall came down, Sega’s ‘Master System’ was released (as were the first two Terminator Films), and Elisha Cuthbert was gifted to the...

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Human water walking ball

Jesus had one, you should have one

A waterproof water ball for walking on water. It’s 2 meters high and you can walk on water. You can walk on water… imagine the possibilities – you only get an hour of air in there though so imagine quick possibilities.

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David Kirsch fitness boot camp DVD

Get a bum like Klum

To be honest, until about 10 minutes ago I’d no idea who David Kirsch was. Turns out he’s a fitness trainer who’s responsible for making hot people look even hotter. In your case it’s likely that the old adage ‘you can’t polish a turd’ may well apply. It’s worth a shot though. Shove on this...

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Obol, the never soggy cereal bowl

Long live crunchy cereal

Listen carefully, step 1. put your cereal in the top bowl, step 2. put milk in the bottom bowl – MIX JUST BEFORE YOU EAT! Not all at once, dummy. Salsa + chips = BOOM! Oreos + Milk = BOOM! …BOOM!

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America’s best drunk college foods

If you think nothing compares to the taste of a greasy burger after a night out drinking, check out the drunken snacks of choice at 68 colleges across the country. Featuring chicken rectum, mac & cheese pizza and something called the ‘Tijuana Train Wreck’!

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Justin Bieber watch

It's Bieber time!

Not only is this watch your constant reminder of the world’s greatest living musician, it’ll help you be on time for the schoolbus and for homework club. Not even Bieber herself is cool enough to wear this watch. Protect it with your life – I promise all the other boys will be mad with jealousy....

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Douche bag/enema

Keep your privates looking sharp

Even if you don’t use/touch them very often (which I do), it’s always a good idea to keep your genitals/butt nice and clean. I read somewhere that people who use enemas are more likely to get promoted at work. It’s also pretty fun to get your friends to wash you out with beer (ideally not...

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Thomas the Tank playhut

Get your social life back on track....

I’d love to own a train. Not a dangerous train, like the trains in ‘the taking of Pelham 123’, ‘Source Code’, ‘Unstoppable’, ‘Broken Arrow’ etc, but a friendly train, like Thomas the tank engine. Thomas has a smiley face and he’s safer than Matt Damon’s big, strong arms. You can put this playhut in the...

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Fat calipers

Remember when they used to call you 'fatty'?

Let’s face it, the chances are you’re probably fat. 64% of the US adult population is overweight and alcohol isn’t exactly slimming. Don’t get down about it, though. It’s the New Year so get off your fat arse, do some exercise, and track your progress with these fat calipers. If you’re not fat, well done....

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Teroforma Whisky Stones

Fed up of watered down whisky?

Alright, you’ve got some whisky, you want to drink it but it’s hot outside and you Americans like your drinks cold because you hate flavour. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Luckily you’ve got your reusable whisky stones in the freezer, chuck them in your whisky and they won’t...

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Handtrux arm shovels

Impress your friends at tapas

If you want to feel like a badass on the beach, if you want to be that guy people are double-taking shoveling the shit (metaphor) out of a hole you are digging with your bionic arms, then look no further because those are some very specific desires.

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Lifesize bleeding zombie target

I don't care how sober you are, this is a must-buy.

It’s 2012, we all know the apocalypse is coming but we’re divided on how – Meteor? Solar flares? Skynet? One thing’s for sure, it’s going to involve zombies. So where do you want to be when the gift horse hits the fan? On the menu next to the haagen dazs? Or fully trained, equipped and...

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Remote control inflatable flying shark

What's scarier than a flying f*cking shark?!

Tom, one of the editors at INTD, has an intense fear of sharks, we flew this into his room while he was sleeping while playing the jaws theme; – Flying inflatable shark? $25 – New bed sheets? $35 – Further worsening a friend’s irrational fear? Priceless

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Harry Potter sorting hat

Sort of cool?

If you’re like me, your favorite Harry Potter character is the sorting hat. Imagine wearing a famous movie star like that on your head? It’d be like walking around with Natalie Portman on your face. Take note fashion aficionados.

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Lifesize inflatable monkey

A friend who won't steal your beer or stop you taking drugs

An inflatable monkey standing over 5 ft tall may not be top of your sober wish list, but that list’s full of pointless things like ‘get a job’, ‘take a shower’ and ‘quit drinking’. And if the friendship of an inflatable primate doesn’t sound fulfilling enough then why don’t you go hang out with some...

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120 days of sodom

And you thought they weren't naughty in the eighteenth century

Tired of the same old dirty mags and ‘romantic’ novels? Want something a little more imaginative – a little more edgy? In the late 1700s the Marquis de Sade wrote ‘120 days of Sodom’, a classic tale of debauched kinkiness set in a castle over the course of four months. A page-turner your grandparents almost...

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Fingerstache tattoos

Hairy fingers are fashionable...

These are tattoos that go on your fingers so you can call upon a mustache whenever the occasion demands. Good for women trying to put off men and for men not man/stupid enough to grow their own.

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Navel piercing kit

DIY piercing for the recession-conscious

Remember the first time you got drunk with a friend and asked her to pierce you? Re-live the good old days, except this time pierce your navel and do it with a proper kit so your stomach doesn’t look like Keanu Reeves’ when that scorpion bursts out of it in The Matrix. Bottle of whiskey...

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Dinosaur jumpsuit

funsie in a onesie

If you wish you were still a baby and only had to put on a single item of clothing in the morning, we’ve got just the thing for you. This soft fleece onesie is adorned with pictures of sexy dinosaurs guaranteed to get your partner’s juices flowing and a butt flap for easy access when...

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Testicle Self Exam Practice Form

Testes yourself for cancer

This fully scientific and accurate ball sack lets you feel what a tumor would feel like in real life to help you identify one sooner, it’s even pretty fun trying to find it. But the fun doesn’t stop there, oh no sir. Not only does this scientific marvel act as a great stress reliever if...

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Kate Middleton’s engagement ring

Put a ring on it Wills

The ring that belonged to Princess Diana before she got drunk and crashed her car. Now you can wear it and go on fantasizing that you’re engaged to William. Dream on, he wouldn’t leave Kate for an American…

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Jesus had one, you should have one

Get a bum like Klum

Long live crunchy cereal

It's Bieber time!

Keep your privates looking sharp

Get your social life back on track....

Remember when they used to call you 'fatty'?

Fed up of watered down whisky?

Impress your friends at tapas

I don't care how sober you are, this is a must-buy.

What's scarier than a flying f*cking shark?!

Sort of cool?

A friend who won't steal your beer or stop you taking drugs

And you thought they weren't naughty in the eighteenth century

Hairy fingers are fashionable...

DIY piercing for the recession-conscious

funsie in a onesie

Testes yourself for cancer

Put a ring on it Wills

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