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Bear Paw meat handlers
Barbecue like a man ... well bear. Like a Manbear.
These meat claws make barbecuing like a girl a thing of the past. Use them to flip your meat, use them to skewer your meat, eat off of them and you my friend are a goddamn beast. A great gift for that special man in your life.
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Accoutrements Undercap
Comes soiled if ordered from Japan
From the people who brought you handerpants comes the Undercap, for when you want to wear your underpants on your head – in style (or just to make your beanie warmer). It’s debatable whether this will make you look attractive to the opposite sex, but I personally know-oh-too-well that a follow-through definitely does not. With...
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8 Valentines gifts guaranteed to end your relationship
It’s almost Valentine’s day and you’re on the internet looking for something – anything – for your boyfriend or girlfriend. Then you realize: you can’t think of anything because, in reality, you don’t really care about this person. Better yet, you want to break up with them! And what better and more memorable a day...
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Emergency bra / gas mask
The perfect valentines gift for the woman who has a fear of airborne toxins
We’ve all been there, out on a romantic date, things are going great, until the unwelcome third wheel of harmful airborne particles turn up, but guess what – you don’t have your respirator! If only your date sacrificed sexiness for safety and was wearing the E-Bra, you could rip it off, wrap it around your...
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Human water walking ball
Jesus had one, you should have one
A waterproof water ball for walking on water. It’s 2 meters high and you can walk on water. You can walk on water… imagine the possibilities – you only get an hour of air in there though so imagine quick possibilities.
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$25
David Kirsch fitness boot camp DVD
Get a bum like Klum
To be honest, until about 10 minutes ago I’d no idea who David Kirsch was. Turns out he’s a fitness trainer who’s responsible for making hot people look even hotter. In your case it’s likely that the old adage ‘you can’t polish a turd’ may well apply. It’s worth a shot though. Shove on this...
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Obol, the never soggy cereal bowl
Long live crunchy cereal
Listen carefully, step 1. put your cereal in the top bowl, step 2. put milk in the bottom bowl – MIX JUST BEFORE YOU EAT! Not all at once, dummy. Salsa + chips = BOOM! Oreos + Milk = BOOM! …BOOM!
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America’s best drunk college foods
If you think nothing compares to the taste of a greasy burger after a night out drinking, check out the drunken snacks of choice at 68 colleges across the country. Featuring chicken rectum, mac & cheese pizza and something called the ‘Tijuana Train Wreck’!
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Justin Bieber watch
It's Bieber time!
Not only is this watch your constant reminder of the world’s greatest living musician, it’ll help you be on time for the schoolbus and for homework club. Not even Bieber herself is cool enough to wear this watch. Protect it with your life – I promise all the other boys will be mad with jealousy....
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Douche bag/enema
Keep your privates looking sharp
Even if you don’t use/touch them very often (which I do), it’s always a good idea to keep your genitals/butt nice and clean. I read somewhere that people who use enemas are more likely to get promoted at work. It’s also pretty fun to get your friends to wash you out with beer (ideally not...
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Thomas the Tank playhut
Get your social life back on track....
I’d love to own a train. Not a dangerous train, like the trains in ‘the taking of Pelham 123’, ‘Source Code’, ‘Unstoppable’, ‘Broken Arrow’ etc, but a friendly train, like Thomas the tank engine. Thomas has a smiley face and he’s safer than Matt Damon’s big, strong arms. You can put this playhut in the...
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Fat calipers
Remember when they used to call you 'fatty'?
Let’s face it, the chances are you’re probably fat. 64% of the US adult population is overweight and alcohol isn’t exactly slimming. Don’t get down about it, though. It’s the New Year so get off your fat arse, do some exercise, and track your progress with these fat calipers. If you’re not fat, well done....
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$24
Teroforma Whisky Stones
Fed up of watered down whisky?
Alright, you’ve got some whisky, you want to drink it but it’s hot outside and you Americans like your drinks cold because you hate flavour. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Luckily you’ve got your reusable whisky stones in the freezer, chuck them in your whisky and they won’t...
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Handtrux arm shovels
Impress your friends at tapas
If you want to feel like a badass on the beach, if you want to be that guy people are double-taking shoveling the shit (metaphor) out of a hole you are digging with your bionic arms, then look no further because those are some very specific desires.
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Lifesize bleeding zombie target
I don't care how sober you are, this is a must-buy.
It’s 2012, we all know the apocalypse is coming but we’re divided on how – Meteor? Solar flares? Skynet? One thing’s for sure, it’s going to involve zombies. So where do you want to be when the gift horse hits the fan? On the menu next to the haagen dazs? Or fully trained, equipped and...
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Remote control inflatable flying shark
What's scarier than a flying f*cking shark?!
Tom, one of the editors at INTD, has an intense fear of sharks, we flew this into his room while he was sleeping while playing the jaws theme; – Flying inflatable shark? $25 – New bed sheets? $35 – Further worsening a friend’s irrational fear? Priceless
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Harry Potter sorting hat
Sort of cool?
If you’re like me, your favorite Harry Potter character is the sorting hat. Imagine wearing a famous movie star like that on your head? It’d be like walking around with Natalie Portman on your face. Take note fashion aficionados.
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Lifesize inflatable monkey
A friend who won't steal your beer or stop you taking drugs
An inflatable monkey standing over 5 ft tall may not be top of your sober wish list, but that list’s full of pointless things like ‘get a job’, ‘take a shower’ and ‘quit drinking’. And if the friendship of an inflatable primate doesn’t sound fulfilling enough then why don’t you go hang out with some...
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120 days of sodom
And you thought they weren't naughty in the eighteenth century
Tired of the same old dirty mags and ‘romantic’ novels? Want something a little more imaginative – a little more edgy? In the late 1700s the Marquis de Sade wrote ‘120 days of Sodom’, a classic tale of debauched kinkiness set in a castle over the course of four months. A page-turner your grandparents almost...
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Fingerstache tattoos
Hairy fingers are fashionable...
These are tattoos that go on your fingers so you can call upon a mustache whenever the occasion demands. Good for women trying to put off men and for men not man/stupid enough to grow their own.
