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How to dress like Jeremy Corbyn

If you want to run the labour party, you’ll need to perfect the art of dressing like your Grandad dressed himself while drunk, then sent you a 1.1 megapixel picture he took on a Nokia 3220, and then you tried to copy his outfit but you don’t have a mirror...

Prepare for your day like Patrick Bateman

As a teenager you no doubt slept until midday, rolled out of bed, played computer games and ate bowls of cereal. You probably didn’t shower until the evening and I’m guessing your job (if you had one) was rubbish. If you’re a student this’ll sound near identical to your life...

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13 ways to evolve before everyone else

So evolution is probably slowing down, what with all the health care and all the easy girls flying around. Being alpha male just doesn’t put you at the front of the pack anymore; you need to take matters into your own hands. You need to e-volve (sorry) and get the...

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8 Valentines gifts guaranteed to end your relationship

It’s almost Valentine’s day and you’re on the internet looking for something – anything – for your boyfriend or girlfriend. Then you realize: you can’t think of anything because, in reality, you don’t really care about this person. Better yet, you want to break up with them! And what better...

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Prepare for the apocalypse

Sooner or later the apocalypse’s sure to arrive. We think sooner. Ok, so it didn’t really show up on May 21st 2011, but there are big hopes for 2012. Unless you’ve invested in an iron man suit, a spaceship or built yourself a nuclear bunker, you’re gonna feel like a...

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Top 5 Underrated Disney Movies

If you were born in 80s and your parents weren’t exceptionally elitist, you probably grew up watching enough Disney movies to permanently loosen your grasp on reality. Only us kids had the time and mental strength to traipse through every Disney movie that was around, often more than once, and...

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I’ve got love for you if you were born in the eighties

There’s a good chance that if you’re browsing this website you were born in the 1980s. A lot happened in that decade. John Lennon was shot, the Berlin wall came down, Sega’s ‘Master System’ was released (as were the first two Terminator Films), and Elisha Cuthbert was gifted to the...

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Juniper Bonsai Tree

Bonsai is Japanese for "buy me"

If you are like me then you have a vague idea of what a small tree would look like, but can’t even begin to imagine the fan-bonsai-tastic times you would have if you took the time and effort to care for one of these little dudes. The best part is you don’t have to go...

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Slap Chop!

Slap your troubles away

The original advert… The DJ Steve Porter Remix… We all know and love the Slap Chop™. Ingeniously named, as like a domestic abusing lumberjack, it slaps and it chops. Smack down on the top, and whatever small items are in the base get shredded – onions, small animals, nuts, it lets your imagination roam free....

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Nostalgia / Playing

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$130

LEGO Harry Potter – Hogwarts Castle

A ginger with two friends? That's magic for you

All the team’s here, including Harry, Haggers and Hermione “Lovely pair of Dumbledores” Granger. There’s Sirius’ face in the fireplace and Tom Riddle’s book in the Knight’s armour. ENDLESS FUN! You can re-enact all your favourite moments, like when Harry fights Snape, when Harry met Sally and the Ron and Hermoine sex scene.

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Listening / Nostalgia

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Spacejam OST

When basketball didn't discriminate

Yes, it probably is. Starring R. Kelly before he went nuts and classic tracks like ‘Buggin’, featuring Bugs Bunny and ‘Upside Down’ by Salt-N-Pepa, this music makes you want to call up Michael Jordan and ‘shoot some hoops’. Inspiring.

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Living

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$250

Franklin Cherrywood Grandfather Clock

Time you stopped playing with that cheap rolex?

Look, we all know that grandfather clocks are coming back into fashion. I saw one the other day in that film starring Guy Pearce and Samantha Mumba – the Time Machine. They make your house look decadent and sophisticated, and at $300, your grandad would be proud.

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Inspector Gadget DVD Collection

Go go gadget credit card

Forget Jason Bourne, James Bond and Jack Bauer. Here’s a guy who has a helicopter propeller in his HAT. Get up at 7am on Sunday, grab yourself a bowl of coco pops and watch until your mum/girlfriend threatens to confiscate the tv.

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Living

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$100

Garden Statues

Go on safari in your back garden (not euphemism)

You know how when you were younger you dreamed of living on a farm? Well unless you’re now a farmer it’s unlikely that your dream came true. We’ve got the next best thing. You can have the animals without the noise, the smell and the legal repercussions that accompany bestiality. Stick this bear in the...

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$150

Masterbuilt 7 in 1 Smoker

Who says smoking is bad for you?

Here it is, the answer to all your raw meat, just chuck it in here for a few hours, come back and you’ve got some seriously tasty smoked meat. If animals could choose how they are cooked after death, I’m pretty sure they’d be all over this business – the tastiest crematorium I know.

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$15

Last Will and Testament Kit

How's your liver holding out?

If you think you may have pushed the boat out a little far this time (that 18th Tequila sort of felt wrong?) then you might want to consider making a will. It’s probably a great idea because unless you are Benjamin Button (not sure of the ramifications of that) you might need it one day....

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$80

Epilator, 72 tweezer heads

Hair of the dog

Say you need to remove some hair. Say you don’t want it growing back. Say you wanted to have 72 tweezers working in perfect harmony to comfortably remove unwanted hair. It’s about $80, go crazy.

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$10

Team Jacob Mug

Whose team are you on?

Let’s face it. No one likes Edward; he’s moody all the time, he disappeared for a whole movie for some reason and then came back at the end for the same reason, and he never has sex with Belle (but then again…). Even if you don’t know what I’m talking about, trust me you’re not...

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$25

Belly cast kit

Is your stomach growing?

Science can only get you so far in answering this age old question. The only way to be sure is to make a drunken cast of your inflating belly with this belly casting kit for pregnant ladies. For $25 you, and anyone else that you decide deserves to witness this event, get to have priceless...

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For Girls / Reading

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$15

Wicca Love Spells book

Online dating didn't work? Try something more traditional, try witchcraft.

We all know that witches weren’t that popular back in the day, but now we are a more tolerant and liberal society, every race and creed is equal – bring witchcraft back with this spell book. You can cast love spells, make sex potions, and if you are advanced enough you can cast a spell...

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Man Tools

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$20

Winchester large bowie knife

Wait a moment while I slay this bear

This beauty, from the guys who brought you the legendary Winchester rifle, makes a great weapon for hand-to-hand combat, an essential tool for survival in the wild, an intimidating cheese knife and an emphatic letter opener. Who wouldn’t pay $20 for that?

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$230

Heated massage chair

Why is your current chair not massaging you?

Simply because it can’t. You’re sitting in a chair, that’s valuable massaging time that you’re wasting, get it sorted and pick this bad boy up. It massages your arms, legs, feet, and back. How good is that going to make watching Saturday Night Live?

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Nostalgia / Playing

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$10

Marvel top trumps

Why bother learning bridge?

Re-live the glorious days you spent standing in the corner of the school playground with a deck of top trumps, surrounded by all the other kids who weren’t cool enough to play football or popular enough to play kiss chase. With this superhero deck you’ll be the envy of the entire office (if you’ve got...

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Nostalgia / Style

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$150

Mighty Ducks Hockey Jersey

Be a mighty duck

Get a bunch of these ice hockey shirts and start a Mighty Ducks team with your friends. Start some fights, do some flying Vs and generally overcome adversity to discover the inner Wayne Gretzky. Quack, quack, quack, quack…

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Nourishment

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$30

GTOX Hangover blocker, 12 Pack

Wake up tomorrow like a Boss

Ok, so it’s probably too late now. After you’ve finished your shopping have a few glasses of water and a banana. But next time, you’ll be ready with a 12-pack of GTOX hangover blocker, they contain antioxidants and glucarate that actually remove toxins from your liver or something sciency. Anyway, you can pick up a...

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For Girls / Nourishment

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$350

A year’s supply of chocolate

Why are you sitting around munching on a carrot when you could be stuffing fistfuls of gorgeous dark chocolate down your throat? Are you some sort of health freak? Pull yourself together and start receiving a massive box of delicious gourmet chocolates every month for an entire year. If you’re worried about getting fat just...

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Style

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$100

Old fashioned shaving kit

The ultimate in cool bathroom accessories, put this on the sink in your man cave. A Merkur shaving kit with blades, badger brush and bowl. It gives you the closest shave known to man and all for just over $100 – the same price as a cheap electric shaver but you don’t even have to...

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Bonsai is Japanese for "buy me"

Slap your troubles away

A ginger with two friends? That's magic for you

When basketball didn't discriminate

Time you stopped playing with that cheap rolex?

Go go gadget credit card

Go on safari in your back garden (not euphemism)

Who says smoking is bad for you?

How's your liver holding out?

Hair of the dog

Whose team are you on?

Is your stomach growing?

Online dating didn't work? Try something more traditional, try witchcraft.

Wait a moment while I slay this bear

Why is your current chair not massaging you?

Why bother learning bridge?

Be a mighty duck

Wake up tomorrow like a Boss

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